0:00:14 > 0:00:18APPLAUSE
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong
0:00:25 > 0:00:28and a very warm welcome to this special child stars edition
0:00:28 > 0:00:31of Pointless Celebrities, the show where the aim is to avoid
0:00:31 > 0:00:34the obvious answers and find the obscure ones.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39APPLAUSE
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- Couple number one. - Hello, my name is Thomas Turgoose,
0:00:44 > 0:00:47most famously known for the part in This Is England
0:00:47 > 0:00:50which started ten years ago and we're still doing it now.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54We've got a new series due to release soon, so yeah.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Hi, I'm Tyger Drew-Honey
0:00:56 > 0:00:59and I am most well-known for my role as Jake in Outnumbered
0:00:59 > 0:01:01which was a long-running British sitcom
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- which might be coming back for a special in the near future.- Ooh!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07APPLAUSE
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Couple number two.
0:01:09 > 0:01:14Hi, my name is Lee MacDonald and I played Zammo in Grange Hill.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17My name's Erkan Mustafa and I played Roland in Grange Hill.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20APPLAUSE
0:01:21 > 0:01:25- Couple number three.- Hi, I'm Michelle Gayle and when I was a child actor,
0:01:25 > 0:01:28cos I'm pretty old now, I was in Grange Hill.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31I'm Adam Rickitt and when I was a child actor
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I was in Coronation Street.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35APPLAUSE
0:01:36 > 0:01:39And finally, couple number four.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42I'm Julie Dawn Cole but perhaps better known as Veruca Salt
0:01:42 > 0:01:45in the original Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Hello, I'm Mark Lester.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51I was Oliver in the 1968 musical of the same name.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54APPLAUSE
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Thank you very much.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58We'll find out more about you throughout the show.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04A man with a brain which baffles medical science,
0:02:04 > 0:02:06mainly because his head won't fit in the MRI machine,
0:02:06 > 0:02:08it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- Hiya. Evening, everybody. - APPLAUSE
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Good evening to you, Xander. - And to you.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- This is going to be fun, isn't it? - I know!- Really, really nice line-up.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Some of these people have been with us before as well.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Thomas has been with us before.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Came on with Vas Blackwood last time. Round One, wasn't it, Thomas?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28You were let down slightly by your partner.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- I don't want to talk about it. - It's not going to happen again.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Bad luck, cos we WILL be talking about it.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36And podium two there, Lee and Erkan, they came on before with each other.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Round One as well.- Yeah. - We were bottom of the class.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42We was in the car, cab home, before the show had finished.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- Hopefully not again today.- I often am as well, Lee, if I'm honest.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48But there, on podium three, Michelle.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- She's been in a head-to-head.- Yeah.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53She had the good sense to come on with her Grange Hill headmistress.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Yes.- Mrs McCluskey. That's the way to do it.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57But come on with Adam this time.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00And Julie Dawn and Mark on that last podium as well.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02It's going to be fantastic, I think.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Round One should be easy if anyone here is an actor.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Anyone who's an actor should be all right on Round One.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Thanks very much, Richard.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14All of today's questions have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Our contestants are looking to find
0:03:16 > 0:03:18those all-important pointless answers.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Those are those answers that none of our 100 people gave.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,
0:03:27 > 0:03:29each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33We start off with a jackpot of £2,500. There we are.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36APPLAUSE
0:03:36 > 0:03:38If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41APPLAUSE
0:03:43 > 0:03:45The only thing you have to remember is this -
0:03:45 > 0:03:48the pair with the highest score at the end of each round
0:03:48 > 0:03:50will be eliminated. That's it.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54And no conferring for the first two rounds. Very best of luck.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Our first category this evening is...
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Film Directors. Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:04:02 > 0:04:06who's going second. Whoever's going first, step up to the podium.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Steven Spielberg films with an S in the title. Richard.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25We are looking for any feature film
0:04:25 > 0:04:28made for cinema release before April 2015,
0:04:28 > 0:04:31directed by Steven Spielberg, with an S in its title,
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- according to IMDb. Very best of luck.- Thank you very much indeed.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Now, Thomas, welcome back to Pointless. Ohhh!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41So, Vas, last time...
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I'm going to say he wasn't taking it that seriously.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- No, I don't think he was, was he? - No, I don't think he was.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- To this day, I'll never forgive him. - You shouldn't.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- I'm not sure Pointless will either. - No.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Now, Thomas, last time you were here,
0:04:53 > 0:04:56you were filming This Is England '90, which I think is about to come out.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58It's coming out this year, isn't it?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Yeah, it's coming out later on in the year.
0:05:00 > 0:05:05- It's coming out pretty soon.- Is that going to be it? Will there be a '92?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Maybe. I honestly don't know. Hopefully.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Shane keeps his cards close to his chest.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13He does, yeah, even to his closest friends,
0:05:13 > 0:05:15but I mean, he loves the job as much as I do,
0:05:15 > 0:05:17so hopefully, there'll be another one.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19We've got a picture of you here.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Ah... LAUGHTER
0:05:23 > 0:05:28- Who's that on the left? - That's you when you're older. Yeah.
0:05:28 > 0:05:35There we are. Now then, Thomas, Spielberg films with S in the title.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Just one is all we need. - I should really think about it.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Apocalypse Now, was that Spielberg?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Well, I'm going to have to go for that cos I've said it now.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Well, we'll discover. We shall discover, Thomas. Apocalypse Now.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Is it right? How many people said if it is?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56No. I tell you what, that's got an S in though.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59LAUGHTER Apocalypse Now,
0:05:59 > 0:06:01but I'm afraid it is not a Spielberg film.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Gutted.- Scores you 100 points.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05It might not be the last 100 points of the round though.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Yeah, sorry, Thomas.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Perhaps Vas wasn't the problem last time, I dunno. Perhaps...
0:06:09 > 0:06:13It's a Francis Ford Coppola film, Apocalypse Now.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Apocalypse Now hasn't even got an S in it, has it?- It has.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- LAUGHTER - Has it?- Yeah!- That's all right then.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23You were absolutely exemplary on that bit. That was perfect.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- It has, hasn't it?- Yeah.- Oh, OK. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- Erkan, welcome back. - Thank you very much.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I have every confidence
0:06:31 > 0:06:33that you're going to be in the head-to-head this time.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I'm so glad that you've got confidence.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- If not the final. - Put the pressure on, why don't you?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Well, you know. Erkan, how nice to see you.
0:06:40 > 0:06:46I was saying to someone before, that anybody aged about 40 or over
0:06:46 > 0:06:48probably reckons they were at school with you.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Yeah, people do say that to me. - I bet they do.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53They say, "Did I go to school with you?" I say, "I don't think so.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56"Did you go to an all boys school? Oh, it's a girl, OK."
0:06:56 > 0:06:58What do you do? You present things now, don't you?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Yeah, I basically work for a TV company
0:07:01 > 0:07:04and we interview people like these greats, basically -
0:07:04 > 0:07:07people that have been on TV and have got stories to tell,
0:07:07 > 0:07:11be it musicians, poets, great actors,
0:07:11 > 0:07:13basically, people who have got a story to tell
0:07:13 > 0:07:15and they're forgotten about on our TVs.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18We don't see them on TV much except UK Gold.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- So that's my passion.- Very good.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Erkan, look, we've got a picture of you and Lee in your Grange Hill days.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Same glasses, but the hair's... I don't know where that's gone.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- The pair of you have changed hardly at all.- No.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36We have good doctors, Botox works and, yeah...
0:07:36 > 0:07:40- Did you keep the blazers?- I do, but I can't wear it any more.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42LAUGHTER
0:07:42 > 0:07:44I've put on a bit of weight - just a tadge.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Now, Erkan, Steven Spielberg films.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52I'm going to take a stab...at Jaws.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55OK, let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 said Jaws.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- It's right.- Yeah.
0:08:02 > 0:08:0638. This is good, Erkan, this is good.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08APPLAUSE
0:08:08 > 0:08:10I tell you what, when you first said that,
0:08:10 > 0:08:12I thought, "Where's the S in Jaws?" Then "Oh, of course."
0:08:12 > 0:08:14The author of the book, Peter Benchley,
0:08:14 > 0:08:18got a bit upset because sharks were vilified after Jaws came out.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23- He became a shark conservationist in the end.- Ah, to atone.- Yeah.- Oh.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26He could always have written a book in which, maybe,
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- dolphins were the baddies. - That's a good idea. Called Gums.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32LAUGHTER
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Thanks very much indeed. Now then, Michelle.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Yes.- Michelle, welcome back. - Thank you for having me back.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Head-to-head last time.- Yeah.- You were in Grange Hill as well.- I was.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43How long were you in Grange Hill for?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I was in Grange Hill for about three years
0:08:45 > 0:08:48but I did it previously before as an extra with these guys.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I have known them since I was 10 or 11.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53We've known each other since we about...
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Over 30 years we've known each other.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- Thanks for reminding everybody in the nation.- We're old!
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- Then onto EastEnders.- Yes. - Then onto a singing career.- Mmm.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- Quite a successful singing career. - Yes, I've done all right.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- I've seen the world twice. - And you've written a book.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- You've got a novel.- I've written three novels now as well,
0:09:11 > 0:09:16so I'm working hard at the computer.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18So writing is what currently occupies you.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Writing's what I concentrate on most.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- I still do acting as well but I concentrate on writing.- Very good.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Now, how are you feeling about Spielberg films with S in?
0:09:26 > 0:09:31I've got a few, but I'm going to take a chance, if Adam doesn't mind.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- Yeah, go for it.- Close Encounters Of The Third Kind.- Ah!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, says Michelle.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Let's just see how far down the column we get with that.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47It's right. 100 was our high score. You passed that some time ago.
0:09:47 > 0:09:4938's our low score. You passed that some time ago.
0:09:49 > 0:09:5217, Michelle. APPLAUSE
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- There we go.- Good answer, Michelle.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Earned him his first Oscar nomination as well.- Yes, thank you.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Thank you very much indeed. Julie, welcome.- Thank you.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06How nice to see you. So, the first Willy Wonka film.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- Where did you film that? - It was filmed in Munich in Germany.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11- Oh, really?- Yes.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14But what an amazing cast, all the people involved in that.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson, Roy Kinnear.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19And was Tony Newley involved?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Did he come along for any of the music stuff?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24He did come along and direct some of the..
0:10:24 > 0:10:26In fact, I have a demo of him singing my song,
0:10:26 > 0:10:29which is a rather different interpretation.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Let's just get the picture of you and Mark up when you were child stars.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35There we are. Ah...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39You must have got quite hot, under the lights in that.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- I didn't like that coat. I hated it.- No.- But look at it.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- You've got the saint and the sinner. - Yeah, right!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I read somewhere that you kept, rather naughtily,
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- you kept the chocolate bar and the gold ticket.- Moi? Would I do that?
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Did you really?- I might have done. - Have you still got them?
0:10:57 > 0:11:01I still have a Scrumdiddlyumptious bar. Well, only the wrapper.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- I ate what was inside it. - It was a real bar inside?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06It was. It was Turkish delight
0:11:06 > 0:11:08and I think they were made by an American chocolate company,
0:11:08 > 0:11:10but since they'd been shipped over to Germany,
0:11:10 > 0:11:13they were a little bit past the sell-by date.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Well, you were doing them a service then.- I think so.- Now, Julie.
0:11:16 > 0:11:22- Yes.- Julie, what would you like to go for from our Spielberg films?
0:11:22 > 0:11:26I'm going to go for - lots of S's in this one - Schindler's List.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Schindler's List, says Julie. Let's see if that's right
0:11:28 > 0:11:31and how many of our 100 said Schindler's List.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Absolutely right.
0:11:36 > 0:11:3917 is our low score at this point. 31 is what you get for that.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43APPLAUSE Really not bad at all.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- Schindler's List. - Another very good answer.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- He refused a salary on that film as well.- Thank you, Richard.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51We're halfway through the round.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Let's look at those scores as they stand. 17, Michelle.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57The lowest score of the pass. Very well done indeed.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Then up to 31, Julie and Mark, up to 38, Erkan and Lee,
0:12:01 > 0:12:02then up to 100, Thomas and Tyger.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06So, Tyger, we're going to need a low score from you.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Let's hope there are some Spielberg films left with S's in.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Have you got one at this stage? All you have to say is yes or no.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Yes - good! Good luck with that.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Now, Mark, a very warm welcome to you to Pointless.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30- How old were you when you made "Oliver!"?- I was eight years old.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- And how were you discovered for that?- We had a series of auditions.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37I was at a stage school, Corona Academy, at the time
0:12:37 > 0:12:41and there was just hundreds and hundreds of auditions
0:12:41 > 0:12:44and I was whittled down and whittled down and whittled down
0:12:44 > 0:12:47and eventually, I got the part.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49And then, you've sort of turned your back on acting.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51You're now an osteopath.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54I am an osteopath. I haven't turned my back on it.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56I think it was one of those progressions...
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- I had great fun while I was an actor.- Yeah.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- And we kind of outgrew each other. - Fair enough.
0:13:02 > 0:13:07Do all your clients know that the hands that held the bowl
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- are the very hands that...? - Well, I hope...
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Well, a few of them do,
0:13:12 > 0:13:15maybe a few of them do know but don't comment,
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- but it's not something I would advertise.- No.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Do you ever wear a slightly tall peaked hat at all?
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- Only on certain days. - OK, fair enough.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Now, Mark, there you are on 31.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29The high-scorers still Tyger and Thomas on 100.
0:13:29 > 0:13:34- 68 or less gets you through. - Right, well, I'm hoping...
0:13:34 > 0:13:37I know the director's right, but I'm hoping
0:13:37 > 0:13:40the title will provide the S,
0:13:40 > 0:13:44so I'm going with ET Extra-Terrestrial.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47ET Extra-Terrestrial, says Mark. There's your red line.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50If you get below that, you are through to the next round.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56It's right. Through you go. Very well done.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Ooh, that's god! 13.- Well done. - APPLAUSE
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Our new lowest score of the round, in fact, Mark.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Very well done. 44 is your total. Through you go.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Great answer, Mark. A lot of people wouldn't have got that,
0:14:10 > 0:14:13but it is ET The Extra-Terrestrial, not just ET. A scary one to go for
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- but a very good one. - Thank you very much, Richard.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20- Now, Adam.- Hello. - A warm welcome to you.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23You took over as Nick Tilsley. But taking over is interesting.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27- I was the second incarnation. There have been three now.- Yeah.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29What's that like? This is in Coronation Street.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32I'll be honest, cos I never watched it as a child, I didn't know
0:14:32 > 0:14:35until I arrived and it was in the papers and ooh, I felt bad.
0:14:35 > 0:14:40- Right. - So, he's like the everlasting child.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- I'm going to hold you there because there he is.- Ooh!- There he is.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- And Michelle there as well. - Matching orange.- Look at that!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50You're virtually wearing the same jacket there.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Exactly! We're matching.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- You then had a career in music as well.- Yes.- You had a solo career.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- I did.- Then there was a kind of super-band you joined, wasn't there?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Yeah, in an ITV show last year - The Big Reunion, 5th Story.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05It was kind of destined to not work
0:15:05 > 0:15:08cos we're like five guys with not quite the sort of optimism
0:15:08 > 0:15:12we had before about going out and working hard.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15So, we weren't ever going to be the new One Direction.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- You didn't tour though, did you?- No.- No.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- We barely got to the recording booth.- Oh, right.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- And then you dabbled in politics, briefly.- I did, yes.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Are you still interested in that?- No! - You've moved on from that.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30- No, I still act and I also work in the third sector now.- Right.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I work in charities as well as acting.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34OK, well very good for you.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36You're on 17 at the moment, the high-scorers still,
0:15:36 > 0:15:38here on the near podium, are Thomas and Tyger.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- 82 or less gets you through. - Yeah, um, I know this one
0:15:42 > 0:15:44cos my uncle was in it.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47It's Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Ark.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- Oh, that's good. Who's your uncle in it?- Bill Weston.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- He was a stuntman. He was the stunt coordinator.- Very exciting.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- So, Indiana Jones And Raiders Of The Lost Ark.- Yeah.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 said that.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00There is your red line.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05Very well done indeed.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10That's another great answer!
0:16:10 > 0:16:1213. Look at that!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14APPLAUSE Our lowest total of the round.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- Very, very well done indeed. 30. - Well played, Adam.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19It's originally just called Raiders Of The Lost Ark
0:16:19 > 0:16:21but they did rename it later.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Ark.- Thank you.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- It's got an S in either way. - Either way.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28It's an embarrassment of S's there.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Awful lot of S's, yeah.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Well, look at his name - he's got so many.- He's got lots.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Well, two, but yes, that's...
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Enough's as good as a feast, isn't it?- Isn't it just?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Certainly in the world of S's. - Correct.- There we go.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Now, Lee, welcome back. Lovely to have you here.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Hiya.- Now, Lee,
0:16:45 > 0:16:48for heaven's sake, you had a glittering lifelong career,
0:16:48 > 0:16:51had you wanted it, in television.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55You'd still be a massive star now, I'm absolutely certain of that.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- And you went off to locksmithery. - I did.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Initially, I did Grange Hill and I wanted to be a boxer
0:17:00 > 0:17:02and through an accident,
0:17:02 > 0:17:05I couldn't box any more. And I didn't know what to do,
0:17:05 > 0:17:07so I just sort of got thrown into locksmithing
0:17:07 > 0:17:09and I've got my own shop over in Wallington.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12I've been there 15 years. But I'm starting to do stuff now.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Now Zammo's sort of died away, getting back in.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19I just finished a film called Dirty British Boys,
0:17:19 > 0:17:23which is out later in the year, so the finger's back in.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24You've gone back in.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Well, as I say, there's a glittering career still there.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- It's still warm, Lee.- Absolutely.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Anyway, you're on 38.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- You want to be scoring 61 or less. - No pressure.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Both of mine have gone. Everybody says that, but it's true!
0:17:39 > 0:17:43- No pressure.- OK... - No pressure.- Right, I think...
0:17:43 > 0:17:47I watched the old version of this recently and the name come up
0:17:47 > 0:17:53- and I'm 99% sure. I'm going to say Poltergeist.- Poltergeist.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54There's your red line, Lee.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Get below that and you are into Round Two.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- Erkan, what are we thinking? - I hope so.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Otherwise, me and him might fall out.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03LAUGHTER
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Let's see if Poltergeist is right and how many people said it.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Oh, no...
0:18:09 > 0:18:12If I come back, can I bring somebody else with me?
0:18:12 > 0:18:13LAUGHTER
0:18:13 > 0:18:18Listen, the round is not over yet, by any means. 138 is your total.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20That's really unlucky, Lee.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23He produced it and he wrote it but...
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Oh, he produced it and he wrote it! - But he didn't direct it, I'm afraid.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- Oh, well, that don't make me feel AS bad now.- Exactly.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31I'd seen the name on the credits. I knew it was there.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33It's a very, very good wrong answer.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Yeah, exactly that. - I'm going to do a show one time
0:18:36 > 0:18:39where every single question is about finding S's in the title.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I'm going to call it The Only Way Is S's.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44LAUGHTER Thanks, Richard.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Tyger, welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you here.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52It's very rarely, in fact it's never happened before that I've had
0:18:52 > 0:18:55someone who's played my son on the show. It's really nice, that.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57We had a good couple of years as father and son.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59We did. We were a good double act, you and me.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- It was fantastic. - You were a bit smaller.- A little bit.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I tell you what's slightly disconcerting me
0:19:04 > 0:19:09- is you went on to do Outnumbered and you played Hugh Dennis's son.- Yeah.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12It's funny how you're starting to look a bit like Hugh Dennis.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16- I do get that quite a lot actually. - It's funny. You've...
0:19:16 > 0:19:19It's just happened, maybe by being on set with him.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Little bit of Claire Skinner in there as well, I think, possibly.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- Isn't that funny? - When did Tyger play your son?
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- In about 2005, maybe?- I'm not sure.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31I remember one of the days we were filming,
0:19:31 > 0:19:32it was my 11th birthday
0:19:32 > 0:19:35and everyone in the crew sang Happy Birthday
0:19:35 > 0:19:37which was a lovely experience for one of my first ever jobs,
0:19:37 > 0:19:42- so I would have been 10 or 11, so it was a good 8, 9 years ago.- Yeah.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45What are you up to now? You hinted at an Outnumbered return, possibly.
0:19:45 > 0:19:50It's possible. I mean, the series is over, in terms of series,
0:19:50 > 0:19:53but don't hold me to anything, but there's a possibility
0:19:53 > 0:19:57that the general public might be seeing the Brockman family
0:19:57 > 0:20:00for some sort of special in the future.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I really hope so. Such a wonderful show.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05And a huge part you contributed to its success as well, Tyger,
0:20:05 > 0:20:07so well done for that. You're not the high-scorers.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Thomas, you're not the high-scorers. We might see you in Round Two.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15See, what just happened there, I didn't really expect it
0:20:15 > 0:20:17and now I'm having to think
0:20:17 > 0:20:22- about my tactics a bit. Um, I am going to say Jaws 2.- Jaws 2.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Erkan is patting Lee on the shoulder.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Is that to say, "We are through, my fiend"
0:20:27 > 0:20:29or is that to say, "This has been fun"?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- No, "Why didn't you think of that?" - LAUGHTER
0:20:32 > 0:20:34There is your red line.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Let's see if we can get below that with Jaws 2. Good luck, Tyger.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Oh...Tyger! - Told you to come again, yes!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I just presumed it was such a successful film,
0:20:47 > 0:20:49I thought they wouldn't change the director.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52I was thinking that as well. If it ain't broke, why? Why fix it?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Scores you 100 points.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Takes your total up to 200. Thomas, I can only apologise.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59We WILL see you again, but listen... Richard.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02I'm so sorry. What I thought you were going to do
0:21:02 > 0:21:04is go for one of the other Indiana Jones films.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06All three of those would have been good answers.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom would have scored 8 points,
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade would have scored 4 points
0:21:11 > 0:21:15and Indiana Jones and The Kingdon Of The Crystal Skull, 1 point.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- Second best answer on the board. - I told you to say that!
0:21:17 > 0:21:20I was thinking about going for an Indiana Jones
0:21:20 > 0:21:22but I presumed that Jaws would have been... Who was it directed by?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Jeannot Szwarc, I think, the second one.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- I will remember that!- Yeah, yeah.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31I tell you what, I can see, now, him playing your son.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33There's a resemblance.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36There's only one pointless answer out of all of Spielberg's films.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38As you can imagine, he's done lots of famous films.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42That's The Sugarland Express. Very well done if you said that.
0:21:42 > 0:21:442 points for The Adventures Of Tintin,
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Always, Amistad and The Lost World: Jurassic Park.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50You'd have got 4 points for War Of The Worlds,
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade and War Horse.
0:21:52 > 0:21:565 for Empire Of The Sun. Let's take a look at the top three.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58We've heard two of them already.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Thanks very much indeed. So, at the end of our first round,
0:22:08 > 0:22:12I'm afraid to say the pair heading home, it's the Ts on podium one.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15I'm so sorry, Tyger, Thomas.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19I'm sorry. Well, you'll just have to come back.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21You'll just have to come back and do it again.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24We WILL see you beyond first round next time, I'm sure of that.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- Let's hope, eh?- Thanks so much. Tyger and Thomas, wonderful people,
0:22:28 > 0:22:31great contestants. APPLAUSE
0:22:31 > 0:22:34For the remaining three pairs, it's time for Round Two.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36APPLAUSE
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Suddenly, there were only three pairs.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43And at the end of this round, there will be only two pairs.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45We'll have to say goodbye to one of the pairs.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Congratulations to Adam and Mark
0:22:48 > 0:22:51who each share the title of individual lowest-scorer.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Congratulations to Michelle and Adam for joint lowest-scorer
0:22:55 > 0:22:57and congratulations to Erkan and Lee
0:22:57 > 0:23:00for fluking it through into Round Two.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- What about that?! Whoo!- We'll take it.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06One more round to go till you can all confer. Best of luck.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Our category for Round Two this evening is...
0:23:11 > 0:23:12It's Famous People.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Can you all decide who's going first, who's going second
0:23:15 > 0:23:18and whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23And the question concerns...
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Famous Teachers. Richard.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31On each board, we're going to show you six clues to famous people
0:23:31 > 0:23:33who, at one point of their life, have been a teacher.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35You need to tell us the most obscure of those.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Six on the first board, six on the second.
0:23:37 > 0:23:3912 in all to have a go at home. Good luck.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42We're looking for the names of these people. Here's our first board.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08I'll read those all one last time.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32- Erkan.- Well, when it came up, I thought of a name
0:24:32 > 0:24:35and it's gone out, so I'm not going to say that.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38What I am going to say is the bottom one
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- and I'm going to say Roberta Flack. - Roberta Flack, says Erkan.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:24:46 > 0:24:51Good answer, Erkan. This has got head-to-head written all over it.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Look at that. Down it goes.
0:24:52 > 0:24:5518. APPLAUSE
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Very nice. Well played, Erkan.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02She started as a music teacher, perhaps unsurprisingly.
0:25:02 > 0:25:09- Mmm, now, Michelle. Michelle.- Yes. - How are we feeling about this board?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I was going to say Roberta Flack,
0:25:11 > 0:25:14but I think I know two more,
0:25:14 > 0:25:17but one's going to be hugely popular,
0:25:17 > 0:25:20so I'm going to try and go for the other one.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24George Orwell - Animal Farm and Homage To Catalonia.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26George Orwell, says Michelle.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Let see if that's right and how many people said it.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35It's right. 18 is our only score at this point.
0:25:35 > 0:25:3757 for George Orwell. APPLAUSE
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Animal Farm might have brought a few more people
0:25:40 > 0:25:42round to that one.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Yeah, he taught at The Hawthorns School in Hayes.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Thank you very much indeed. Now, Julie.- Mmm.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49You're the last person to have this board.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52If you want, you can just waltz through it and tell us all the names.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Well, I can tell you that one,
0:25:55 > 0:25:59I worked with Trudie Styler in the original series of Poldark,
0:25:59 > 0:26:02so that would be either Sting or Gordon Sumner.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Bass guitarist, co-lead vocalist would be, I'm guessing, Gene Simmons
0:26:06 > 0:26:09but I'm going to go for Under The Dome and Salem's Lot
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- which I think is Stephen King. - Stephen King, says Julie.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Let's see if that's right and how many people said Stephen King.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19It's right.
0:26:22 > 0:26:2429. Good scores all round there.
0:26:24 > 0:26:2729 for Stephen King. APPLAUSE
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Well played, everyone. He taught English in Maine.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Imagine having Stephen King as your English teacher.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- That would be pretty cool.- Yeah.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37You should have gone for Gene Simmons.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40It's a right answer and it's a much lower score, as you'd expect.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Riskier, I know. Would have scored 6 points.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44You were right to avoid Sting though.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- Not the first time that's been said. - LAUGHTER
0:26:47 > 0:26:50It would have scored you 61. And the best answer on the board,
0:26:50 > 0:26:53the English author and Children's Laureate, is...
0:26:53 > 0:26:57- Michael Morpurgo.- Michael Morpurgo. Would have scored you 3 points.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- Well done if you said that. - Thanks very much.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02We're halfway through the round. Let's look at those scores.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- 18, Erkan, Lee.- Is it good enough? - The class swots, look at that.
0:27:05 > 0:27:0818 - well done, you. Then up to 29, where we find Julie and Mark.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Up to 57, Michelle and Adam.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Not wildly out in front. Actually, pretty wildly out in front there.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- Adam, we need a really low score from you.- Yeah.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Find a nice low one in this next pass and maybe it'll keep you in the game.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Can the second players step up to the podium?
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Let's put six more clues up on the board and here they come.
0:27:50 > 0:27:51I'll read those one last time.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11- Mark.- Right, hmm...
0:28:11 > 0:28:14This is...
0:28:14 > 0:28:15I know two or three
0:28:15 > 0:28:20but it's trying to figure out which will have the least scores.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23Hmm, I'm going to go Mad Men
0:28:23 > 0:28:25and Jon Hamm.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28OK, very good indeed. There is your red line.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said it.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35It is right.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Well done, Mark.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Very well done indeed. 6, the lowest score of the round.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45They're very good on that far podium.
0:28:45 > 0:28:4735 is your total.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49He taught drama for two years
0:28:49 > 0:28:51at his old high school in Missouri, Jon Hamm.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53I find it hard to tell the difference
0:28:53 > 0:28:56- between Jon Hamm and Kevin Bacon. - LAUGHTER
0:28:56 > 0:28:59Well, Kevin Bacon's cured. Did I tell you?
0:28:59 > 0:29:01LAUGHTER
0:29:01 > 0:29:04Um, Adam.
0:29:04 > 0:29:05I'm really struggling on this board.
0:29:05 > 0:29:09I know some surnames but I don't know first names.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12The one I'm thinking of is the illusionist.
0:29:12 > 0:29:16- I'm pretty sure it's Teller. - Teller, says Adam.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19OK, you're the high-scorers, so there's no red line for you.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Let's see if it's right and how many of people said Teller.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23How far down the column will you get?
0:29:30 > 0:29:32- 28.- Still good.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35APPLAUSE
0:29:35 > 0:29:3728 takes your total up to 85.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40Well played, Adam. Only ever known by his surname, Teller.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42He used to be a Latin teacher.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45Mmm, there you go. Thank you, Richard.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47Now, Lee. LEE LAUGHS
0:29:47 > 0:29:50Lee, Lee, Lee, come on, you are THIS close to the head-to-head.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52- Right.- You're on 18.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55The high-scorers, Michelle and Adam, are on 85,
0:29:55 > 0:29:58so if you can score 66 or less - 66 or less...
0:29:58 > 0:30:01OK, if we're going for 66 - we don't want our cab going already -
0:30:01 > 0:30:03I'm going to have to say Garfunkel.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06OK, we do need a first name there.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09Think of any name. It's 30 years' friendship, Lee. Don't ruin it!
0:30:09 > 0:30:12LAUGHTER
0:30:12 > 0:30:15- Oh, golly, it's... Peter.- Peter Garfunkel?
0:30:15 > 0:30:18LEE LAUGHS
0:30:18 > 0:30:22- OK, let's run that up the flagpole... - You're going to knock yourself out.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25..and watch it run back down again.
0:30:25 > 0:30:28There's your red line. Peter Garfunkel. Is it right?
0:30:30 > 0:30:33- Oh, I'm sorry. - It's Art! I know it's Art now.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- He did teach it.- I'm afraid that scores you 100 points,
0:30:36 > 0:30:39takes your total up to 118.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42I'm sorry, Lee. Art Garfunkel was a mathematics teacher.
0:30:42 > 0:30:4459 points that would have scored you,
0:30:44 > 0:30:47- so it would have seen you through. - Oh!- Let's fill in the rest of these.
0:30:47 > 0:30:51You just would have been knocked out with the bottom one.
0:30:51 > 0:30:52It's Barak Obama.
0:30:52 > 0:30:55Would have scored you 68. Would have been 1 point too many.
0:30:55 > 0:30:59- The author best known for the Robert Langdon novels?- Dan Brown.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02Dan Brown. Would have scored 15.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05- And the female author, very much more famous.- JK Rowling.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07JK Rowling, yes. 13 points for that.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10So, Jon Hamm is the best answer on that board, Mark. Well played.
0:31:10 > 0:31:11Thanks very much indeed.
0:31:11 > 0:31:14So, at the end of our second round, the pair heading home...
0:31:14 > 0:31:18You were so nearly there. The sunlit uplands of the head-to-head.
0:31:18 > 0:31:20You've done twice as well
0:31:20 > 0:31:23as you did last time, Lee and Erkan. LEE LAUGHS
0:31:23 > 0:31:25Just come back again, please come back again.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28You know how to ruin friendships, you guys.
0:31:28 > 0:31:30Come on with Peter Garfunkel next time.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33I've got all his albums as well at home.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35It's been lovely having you on. Thanks, Lee and Erkan.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37APPLAUSE
0:31:37 > 0:31:40For Julie and Mark, Michelle and Adam,
0:31:40 > 0:31:42it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:31:42 > 0:31:46APPLAUSE
0:31:46 > 0:31:49Congratulations, Julie and Mark, Michelle and Adam.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51You're now one step closer to the final
0:31:51 > 0:31:54and a chance to play for our jackpot, which currently stands at...
0:31:56 > 0:31:59APPLAUSE
0:31:59 > 0:32:02This is the point where we decide who goes through to the final
0:32:02 > 0:32:05and plays for that jackpot. We do that by making you go head-to-head.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07But you play as teams from here on in, which is great.
0:32:07 > 0:32:10You can now confer before you give your answers.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19APPLAUSE
0:32:22 > 0:32:26OK, here is your first question and it concerns...
0:32:28 > 0:32:32- My Favourite Things, Richard. - I'll show you five pictures,
0:32:32 > 0:32:34which represent one of the favourite things
0:32:34 > 0:32:37from Maria's My Favourite Things song in The Sound Of Music.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Can you tell us the most obscure of these, please?
0:32:39 > 0:32:42OK, let's reveal our favourite things. And here they are.
0:33:05 > 0:33:10There we are. Julie and Mark, you've been our low-scorers in total,
0:33:10 > 0:33:13- so you will go first, but feel free to confer.- Which do we think?
0:33:13 > 0:33:16I don't know what the first one is. I've no idea what A is.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19INAUDIBLE WHISPERED DISCUSSION
0:33:22 > 0:33:26- Bright copper kettles. B.- OK, bright copper kettles, say Julie and Mark.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29Bright copper kettles. B. Michelle and Adam,
0:33:29 > 0:33:32do you think you can talk us through the rest of the board?
0:33:32 > 0:33:35- Oh, yeah, absolutely! - Not rightly, but we can talk.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38We think D is warm woollen mittens
0:33:38 > 0:33:40and we think C is crisp apple strudel.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43But we don't know A and E.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45I think we're going to say warm woollen mittens.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48Warm woollen mittens. So, we have bright copper kettles,
0:33:48 > 0:33:50we have warm woollen mittens.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53Julie and Mark said bright copper kettles.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Let's see if that's right and how many people said that for B.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59It's right.
0:34:02 > 0:34:0633. APPLAUSE
0:34:08 > 0:34:10OK, now let's see what Michelle and Adam get
0:34:10 > 0:34:12for warm woollen mittens for D.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15Let's see if that right and how many people said it.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19It's right.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24There we are. APPLAUSE
0:34:24 > 0:34:2850 for warm woollen mittens which means well done, Julie and Mark.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30After one question, you're up 1-0.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33The best answer on the board was C, which is crisp apple strudels.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36Oh, you kidder!
0:34:36 > 0:34:39That would have scored you 8 points. It would have been a great answer.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41- Sorry!- Gutted!- Now A.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44- I didn't get this. - No, no idea.- Doorbells.
0:34:44 > 0:34:47- Doorbells?- They're not doorbells, they're buzzers.
0:34:47 > 0:34:51- Hello!- 28. But it's got the D and all of those gaps
0:34:51 > 0:34:54and they are things that you ring people's doors with and...
0:34:54 > 0:34:56But I didn't get it.
0:34:56 > 0:35:00- And E is cream-coloured ponies. - Ah...
0:35:00 > 0:35:03That would have scored you 16 points.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06There you go. Thank you very much. Here comes your second question.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Michelle and Adam, you answer this first
0:35:08 > 0:35:12but you have to win it to stay in the game so best of luck. It concerns...
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Types Of Pasta, Richard.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18We'll to show you the names of five types of pasta
0:35:18 > 0:35:21but with alternate letters removed. Can you fill in the gaps?
0:35:21 > 0:35:25OK, let's reveal our five types of pasta. Here they come.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37I'll read those one last time.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Michelle and Adam will go first.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:35:55 > 0:36:00- OK, We'll go with the first one. Vermicelli?- Vermicelli.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02Vermicelli, say Michelle and Adam.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Now, Julie and Mark, do you fancy talking us
0:36:04 > 0:36:06through the other pastas?
0:36:06 > 0:36:09Last one would be spaghetti.
0:36:09 > 0:36:10And then macaroni.
0:36:10 > 0:36:15- Not sure about the one above that, so we... Fusilli.- Fusilli, yeah.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17- Is that the one you want to go for? - Yes, please.- Fusilli.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20OK, we have vermicelli and we have fusilli.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Michelle and Adam went for vermicelli.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28It's right, vermicelli.
0:36:29 > 0:36:32And it's a good answer. Down it goes. Very good answer.
0:36:32 > 0:36:3620. APPLAUSE
0:36:38 > 0:36:40Now, Julie and Mark have gone for fusilli.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Let's see if that's right and how many people said that.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47It's right and...
0:36:47 > 0:36:48Ooh, look at that. 83.
0:36:48 > 0:36:52- 83 for fusilli.- Rats!- Which means, well done, Michelle and Adam.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55You're back in the game. After two questions, it's 1-1.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58There's three very big scores up there
0:36:58 > 0:37:01and one score that would have won you the game
0:37:01 > 0:37:03cos macaroni is a big score.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08Spaghetti is a big score.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10But the best answer on the board, 4 points,
0:37:10 > 0:37:13it means "little wheels", rotelle. Rotelle.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16Well done if you said that at home. 4 points.
0:37:16 > 0:37:17Here comes your third question.
0:37:17 > 0:37:21Whoever wins this goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...
0:37:27 > 0:37:29People Who Have Married Each Other Twice.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31I'll show you the names of five people
0:37:31 > 0:37:33who have married the same person twice.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35We'll give you the initials of the person they married.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38Can you name them, please? Best of luck, both teams.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41Let's reveal our board of five and here they are.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02Julie and Mark will go first.
0:38:02 > 0:38:07OK, we think we know three of them, but who would be the...?
0:38:07 > 0:38:10INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:38:10 > 0:38:13- OK.- Depends what demographic they've gone for.
0:38:13 > 0:38:17- Depends how old you are, cos we're quite old.- We're old crumblies.
0:38:17 > 0:38:21Um, Natalie Wood and Robert Wagner.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24Robert Wagner, say Julie and Mark. Robert Wagner.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27Now, Michelle and Adam, talk us through that board.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30Well, we know Marshall Mathers married Kim
0:38:30 > 0:38:32- but I can't remember Kim's surname. - No.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35We're kind of thinking Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson
0:38:35 > 0:38:38is probably one people won't know quite so well.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41- So, we're going to say Don Johnson. - Don Johnson.- OK, Don Johnson.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43We have Robert Wagner and Don Johnson.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Julie and Mark said Robert Wagner.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Let's if that's right and how many people said Robert Wagner.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52It's right.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58APPLAUSE 40.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04Now then, Michelle and Adam have gone for Don Johnson.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11It's right.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16Ooh, look at that! 38! APPLAUSE
0:39:16 > 0:39:18Oh, that was close!
0:39:18 > 0:39:21Very well done indeed. Michelle and Adam, after three questions,
0:39:21 > 0:39:25- you're through to the final, 2-1. - That is about as close as it gets.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28Very well played there, both teams. Let's fill in the board.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Elizabeth Taylor married Richard Burton.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34That's a big scorer, as you'd expect. 71.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36The other two were the best answers on the board.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39We'll start with Elliott Gould.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41He married Jennifer Bogart twice.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Not Juliette Binoche, then.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45Not Juliette Binoche or Jacqueline Bissett.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Or anyone else you can think of with JB.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50Now, Marshall Mathers did marry Kim and Kim Scott was the answer.
0:39:50 > 0:39:53- 6 points if you said that. - Thanks very much indeed.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:39:56 > 0:39:58I'm so sorry to say, Julie and Mark, it is you.
0:39:58 > 0:40:02An exemplary performance throughout the show today. Fantastic.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04Nothing wrong with your answers in the head-to-head.
0:40:04 > 0:40:08You were just beaten so narrowly when it came down right to the wire
0:40:08 > 0:40:10in the third deciding question,
0:40:10 > 0:40:12but it's been such a pleasure having you here.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14Thank you so much for joining us. Julie and Mark.
0:40:14 > 0:40:17- Thank you. - APPLAUSE
0:40:19 > 0:40:22For Michelle and Adam, it's time for our Pointless final.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25APPLAUSE
0:40:25 > 0:40:29Congratulations, Michelle and Adam. You've seen off all the competition
0:40:29 > 0:40:32and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities
0:40:41 > 0:40:45and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,500.
0:40:45 > 0:40:48APPLAUSE
0:40:48 > 0:40:50Well, Michelle, you've done it.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52You've gone one better than last time.
0:40:52 > 0:40:54Phew! I was under pressure.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56You weren't confident, going into the head-to-head.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59No, I wasn't very confident, only because I felt I let Adam down
0:40:59 > 0:41:02- because he said, "Crisp apple strudel".- No.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05But I played safe and I said to him that we have to trust ourselves now.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07But then I thought it was "warm winter mittens",
0:41:07 > 0:41:10- so I'd have got it wrong anyway. - There you are. You've ended up here.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12As you know, you get to choose your category
0:41:12 > 0:41:15from the selection I put up on the board behind me.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17Let's hope there's something you like the look of today.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19Today's selection is this.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28What about The Year 2001?
0:41:28 > 0:41:31I think that or Prize Winners cos 2001 could be the film,
0:41:31 > 0:41:32it could be the actual year itself,
0:41:32 > 0:41:35it could be about the millennium, so there's loads of random things.
0:41:35 > 0:41:39- OK, you want to go for Prize Winners?- OK.- I listen to the boss.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42- Um, what do you reckon? - I think you're right.
0:41:42 > 0:41:46- Let's go for Prize Winners. - OK, Prize Winners it is. Richard.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49OK, best of luck. Three questions from different areas here,
0:41:49 > 0:41:52so hopefully, one of them will suit you. We're looking for...
0:42:02 > 0:42:05So, Mercury Prize-winning albums, Best Picture Oscars
0:42:05 > 0:42:09and Booker Prize-winning novels with a single word. Very best of luck.
0:42:09 > 0:42:10Thank you very much indeed.
0:42:10 > 0:42:14As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16All you need to win that jackpot for your charities
0:42:16 > 0:42:19- is for just one answer to be pointless. Are you ready?- Yes.- Yes.
0:42:19 > 0:42:23Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. Your time starts now.
0:42:23 > 0:42:27- Right, Oscar, I only know Crash. - Yeah, but wasn't Amistad as well?
0:42:27 > 0:42:30- Amistad I don't think won Best Picture.- I'm sure it did.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33- OK, no, I'm probably wrong. - I don't think it did.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36- Novels, I'm not going to be able to help.- I don't know the Booker Prize.
0:42:36 > 0:42:40Mercury Prize-winning. I keep thinking of Roni Size.
0:42:40 > 0:42:44- Oh, no, it was Brown Paper Bag. - ADAM LAUGHS
0:42:44 > 0:42:47Er, One - did that win it for U2 or is the Mercury Prize that old?
0:42:47 > 0:42:50- I don't think so. - Oh, what's the Coldplay album?
0:42:50 > 0:42:55- Think of some more pictures. - Films, OK.- Films. I only know Crash.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58- Gone With The Wind, no. Um... - Shakespeare In Love...
0:42:58 > 0:43:01- Oh, Chaplin!- Chaplin won. - Chaplin won.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04- And Amadeus. Did Amadeus not win?- Yes.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07I think Amadeus, Crash and Chaplin.
0:43:07 > 0:43:11- Yeah.- OK.- Are you happy?- Yeah. - We're going to try.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14- You're going to stick with Amadeus, Crash and Chaplin?- Yes.- Yes.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16OK, there we are. We can stop the clock.
0:43:16 > 0:43:20Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:43:20 > 0:43:22Let's go Amadeus first cos we're not sure if it won or not.
0:43:22 > 0:43:25- I think it'll be Amadeus.- Which is your most likely to be pointless?
0:43:25 > 0:43:28- I think Chaplin. No, Crash, I think. - Do you think Crash?- I think Crash.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31- OK, Crash goes last.- Yes.- Least likely to be pointless, Amadeus?
0:43:31 > 0:43:35- Yeah.- OK, let's put those answers up on the board in that order
0:43:35 > 0:43:36and here they are.
0:43:36 > 0:43:40We've got Amadeus, Chaplin and Crash. Very, very best of luck.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43Three good answers up on the board. Let's hope they're all correct.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45Let's hope at least one of them is pointless
0:43:45 > 0:43:48and you can win that jackpot for your charities.
0:43:48 > 0:43:49What charities are you playing for?
0:43:49 > 0:43:53- Ectopic Pregnancy Trust, of which I am a patron.- Very good. Adam?
0:43:53 > 0:43:56I'm playing for PDSA which supplies free veterinary care
0:43:56 > 0:44:00- to the most vulnerable pet owners in the country.- Very good indeed.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02APPLAUSE
0:44:03 > 0:44:05Two excellent charities there.
0:44:05 > 0:44:08Let's hope at least one of these answers is pointless
0:44:08 > 0:44:11so you can take that jackpot back with you to distribute among them.
0:44:11 > 0:44:15Your first answer was Amadeus. In this case - in fact, all three cases,
0:44:15 > 0:44:18- we were looking for one-word Oscar-winning films.- Yes.
0:44:18 > 0:44:22If it is pointless, it will win you £2,500 for your charities.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24Let's see how many people said Amadeus.
0:44:27 > 0:44:30- Ooh!- It's right.- It's right. - You see, it's right.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33If Amadeus goes all the way down to zero, you leave with that jackpot.
0:44:33 > 0:44:36It's taking us down through the teens, into single figures.
0:44:36 > 0:44:39It's still going down. Still going down.
0:44:39 > 0:44:43- 1!- No! - APPLAUSE
0:44:45 > 0:44:48Oh! I am so angry!
0:44:48 > 0:44:50One person said Amadeus.
0:44:50 > 0:44:54- Whoever that one person is, I dislike you thoroughly.- Who ARE you?
0:44:54 > 0:44:57- Unfortunately not a pointless answer there.- Oh!
0:44:57 > 0:45:00So, only two more shots at today's jackpot.
0:45:00 > 0:45:03We're looking for one-word Oscar-winning films.
0:45:03 > 0:45:04Your second answer was Chaplin.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06Let's see if it's right and if it's pointless.
0:45:06 > 0:45:10If it's both of those things, you leave here with £2,500.
0:45:12 > 0:45:16- Oh!- Oh!- Not Chaplin.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18- Sorry.- That's all right. - It didn't win an Oscar.
0:45:18 > 0:45:21So, you only have one more chance to win today's jackpot.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24Everything is riding on your third and final answer which was Crash.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27This was your most confident shot at pointless.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30- Your least confident scored 1. - I know.- I thought Chaplin won.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33You've got to think this is looking good, surely.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35To win that jackpot, though, it has to be pointless.
0:45:35 > 0:45:38For £2,500, let's see how many people said Crash.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43Well, it's right.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46Your first answer, Amadeus, took us all the way down to 1.
0:45:46 > 0:45:48Your second answer, Chaplin, was incorrect.
0:45:48 > 0:45:51Crash now taking us down into single figures.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53Down it goes. Still going down...
0:45:53 > 0:45:57- Oh, no!- It's the same person! I can guarantee it!
0:45:57 > 0:46:01APPLAUSE
0:46:01 > 0:46:05- Argh!- Oh, I'm so sorry. - I am so angry.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08You've rung up some complete film geek, haven't you?
0:46:08 > 0:46:10LAUGHTER
0:46:10 > 0:46:15- I'm afraid... That is so unfair.- That is so mean! That is mean!- Two 1s!
0:46:15 > 0:46:18Two 1s! But you played amazingly well.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find
0:46:20 > 0:46:22- that all-important pointless answer, though.- No.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24So, I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26However, as it is a celebrity special,
0:46:26 > 0:46:28we're going to donate £500 to each celebrity
0:46:28 > 0:46:30- to split between their charities. - Fantastic.
0:46:30 > 0:46:32APPLAUSE
0:46:32 > 0:46:35It's been brilliant having you on the show. You played so well.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37Very impressive, all the way through.
0:46:37 > 0:46:40Needle match in the head-to-head and a very exciting finale there.
0:46:40 > 0:46:43And you get to take home a Pointless trophy to show for your troubles,
0:46:43 > 0:46:45- so very well done.- Thank you.
0:46:45 > 0:46:48APPLAUSE
0:46:50 > 0:46:52That is very unlucky, I have to say.
0:46:52 > 0:46:54I think Crash is a more obscure answer
0:46:54 > 0:46:57than a couple of the pointless answers I'm going to read you out.
0:46:57 > 0:47:01It's a different one person in 100 who got Amadeus and got Crash.
0:47:01 > 0:47:04- Really?- So, you've got two people to blame, I'm afraid.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06Let's take a look at the pointless answers.
0:47:09 > 0:47:10Dead was by Young Fathers.
0:47:12 > 0:47:15OK is Talvin Singh and Overgrown - that was James Blake.
0:47:16 > 0:47:21- Now, some of these films. Braveheart is a pointless answer.- Whoa!- What?!
0:47:21 > 0:47:24- Chicago was a pointless answer. - You would never...- I know.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27Crash and Amadeus both better answers, I would say, than that.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30Rebecca and Unforgiven.
0:47:30 > 0:47:33You also could have had Cavalcade, Cimarron, Gigi,
0:47:33 > 0:47:37Patton, Hamlet and Marty. All of those were pointless answers.
0:47:37 > 0:47:39Well done if you got any of those at home.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42Now let's look at Booker Prize-winning novels.
0:47:44 > 0:47:48G by John Berger, Holiday by Stanley Middleton,
0:47:48 > 0:47:50Offshore by Penelope Fitzgerald
0:47:50 > 0:47:53and you could have had Saville by David Storey.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56Very well done if you said any of those at home
0:47:56 > 0:47:59and unlucky in the studio. Two 1s and another good answer in Chaplin.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02Terrific work. You've been brilliant all the way through.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04- Thank you so much.- Thank you. - Thanks, Rich.
0:48:04 > 0:48:06Unfortunately we have to say goodbye to you,
0:48:06 > 0:48:08but it's been wonderful having you on the show.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11- Thank you so much for playing. - Thank you.- Thank you for having me.
0:48:11 > 0:48:14APPLAUSE
0:48:15 > 0:48:16Join us next time
0:48:16 > 0:48:19when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:48:19 > 0:48:23- It's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:48:23 > 0:48:26APPLAUSE