0:00:18 > 0:00:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong
0:00:24 > 0:00:28and welcome to this special comedy edition of Pointless Celebrities,
0:00:28 > 0:00:30the show where the more obscure your knowledge,
0:00:30 > 0:00:31the better your chances of winning.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36APPLAUSE
0:00:38 > 0:00:43- Couple number one.- My name's Simon Day and I am a retired jockey.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46LAUGHTER
0:00:46 > 0:00:49I'm Paul Chowdhry and I'm a stand-up comedian.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51APPLAUSE
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Couple number two.- Hi, I'm Emily Atack and I'm an actress.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59And I'm Ian Lavender and I'm best known, I suppose,
0:00:59 > 0:01:02for playing Private Pike in Dad's Army.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04APPLAUSE
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Couple number three.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Hello, I'm Kerry Godliman and I'm a stand-up comedian and actor.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15And I'm Graeme Garden and I'm a sit-down comedian.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:01:19 > 0:01:20And finally, couple number four.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23I'm Steve Pemberton and I'm an actor and a writer.
0:01:23 > 0:01:28And I'm Bob Mortimer. I'm a comedian and a fantasy dancer.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Thanks very much, all of you.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35We'll find out more about you throughout the show.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41It seems like only minutes ago that we were talking into tin-can phones,
0:01:41 > 0:01:43scraping our knees and wrestling on the floor.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46That's because it WAS only minutes ago in his dressing room.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48It's my Pointless friend Richard.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- Hiya. Evening, everybody. Evening. - APPLAUSE
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Good evening to you.- And to you.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- This is going to be fun, isn't it? - I think so.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58We've got some legends of the game,
0:01:58 > 0:02:00some legends of Pointless on the show.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03We've got two head-to-headers here. Ian Lavender is back.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- You're a legend, Ian. - A leg-end, yes.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09- 1 point away from the jackpot round last time, weren't you?- Yes, indeed.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Graeme garden is back. Also been in the head-to-head. Very impressive.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- But on podium four, Steve Pemberton.- Ah.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Not only has he been in a head-to-head,
0:02:18 > 0:02:19he's been in a jackpot round.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Not only has he been in a jackpot round, he WON the jackpot as well.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26He's come back with Bob Mortimer. Steve has a history of winning,
0:02:26 > 0:02:28so if he doesn't win this time, Bob, it's on you.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- On you.- Yeah. - It should be a cracker.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Round One might be a little bit too high-octane for people.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38It's a proper, real showbiz round. It's going to be quite something.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- OK.- It really is, though. - OK, Round One.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43If you're watching with elderly relatives
0:02:43 > 0:02:47and, let's face it, you are - it's Pointless celebrities - please...
0:02:47 > 0:02:48LAUGHTER
0:02:48 > 0:02:52..please make sure they're OK during Round One. Just keep an eye on them.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Forewarned is forearmed. Thank you.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57All of today's questions were put to 100 people before the show.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Our contestants are looking for those pointless answers,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02ones that none of our 100 people gave.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Find one of those, we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07As today's show is a celebrity special,
0:03:07 > 0:03:09each celebrity is playing for a nominated charity,
0:03:09 > 0:03:14so we're going to start off with a jackpot of £2,500. There we are.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16APPLAUSE
0:03:18 > 0:03:20If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27All you have to remember is this. The pair with the highest score
0:03:27 > 0:03:29at the end of each round will be eliminated
0:03:29 > 0:03:32and there's no conferring until we get to the head-to-head.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Our first category this evening is...
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Can you decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50OK, the question concerns...
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- There we go. Herbivores. Richard. - I told you it was exciting.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00On each pass, we'll show you seven clues to different herbivores -
0:04:00 > 0:04:01animals that only eat plants.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Give us the most obscure answer you can.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06There's seven on each board, fourteen to have a go at home.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08We're also giving you the first initial of that herbivore.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- It's too easy!- As if it weren't exciting enough.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- You haven't seen it yet.- I haven't.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16- There are some obscure herbivores out there.- Thanks, Richard.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Here is our first board of seven clues to herbivores.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26..Curved ivory tusks. Hmm... E. LAUGHTER
0:04:30 > 0:04:33..A person who tends and rears it is called a shepherd.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35LAUGHTER
0:04:35 > 0:04:39You know, some people say we dumb down these celebrity ones.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42That one begins with a S. LAUGHTER
0:04:50 > 0:04:54..Endemic to the Philippine island of Mindoro. T.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- There we go. Not laughing now. - Yeah, there you go.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16I'll read those again.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- There we go. Simon, welcome back to Pointless.- Thank you very much.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- This is fun, isn't it? - Yes, this is good fun.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52It's great to have you here.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54When you were growing up, who was your comic inspiration?
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- Who did you look at and think, "Da"? - Tommy Cooper, I used to like.- Yeah.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Freddie Starr, believe it or not.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Morecambe and Wise and Monty Python, of course.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- That's quite a few. - That's good though. A broad range.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07That's fantastic. What are you up to at the moment?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Writing a third series of Brian Pern,
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- the popular spoof music documentary. - Which is on BBC4.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- It's very funny, the Brian Pern stuff.- When's it coming out?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Sometime in the autumn. - Sometime THIS autumn.- Yes.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Simon, what are you going to go for?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Do I have to have the animal name? I can't just say the initial?
0:06:26 > 0:06:29That's a clue. LAUGHTER
0:06:29 > 0:06:33I'm going to go for the hardest of all the easy ones
0:06:33 > 0:06:37and I hope I'm right. The bovine animal found in Tibet is a yak.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40A yak, says Simon. A yak.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43I'm not even going to tell you what I thought that was. A yak, OK.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Rhymes with "jetty".
0:06:45 > 0:06:48LAUGHTER
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Well, you know.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Let's see if yak's right and how many of our 100 people said yak.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Oh!- 70. APPLAUSE
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- 70. That's not bad. That's not bad. - Maybe the lowest scorer...
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I think there's some quite obvious ones up there.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11I think yak's not a terrible answer, is it? Closely related to the bison.
0:07:11 > 0:07:17- Thank you. Now, Emily.- Hi. - Welcome to Pointless.- Hello.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Not just from a fine dynasty of actors and musicians
0:07:20 > 0:07:23but Pointless-winning actors and musicians.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Your uncle, Ted Robbins, has been on, won the trophy.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- Yeah, he won, didn't he?- Yeah. And your mum, Kate, was on. Won.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- The pressure.- Yeah.- Yeah. - That's a...
0:07:34 > 0:07:36But seriously, what a huge dynasty that is.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38It includes Paul McCartney, for heaven's sake.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43- Yes, he's my grandma's first cousin. - Wow.- Yeah, she grew up with him.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45She taught him how to play the ukelele.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I didn't know what that was until I found out that story.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Emily, you've been working on the new Dad's Army film.- I have.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- It was great fun and Ian was, obviously, involved as well.- Just.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00- It was lovely.- Fantastic. What are you going to go for on our board?
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Oh, I want to go for something difficult but, oh...
0:08:04 > 0:08:09I want to say that the tall African mammal is the giraffe.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Giraffe, says Emily.- Yes, sorry.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Let's see how many of our 100 people said giraffe.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17It's right.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- 79. There we are.- Oh...- Not bad.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Not bad at all. 79 for giraffe.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Thank you.- It has the head of a camel or a head shaped like a camel.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30It doesn't have the head OF a camel. And spots like a leopard,
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- which is where camelopard comes from.- Camelopard. Brilliant.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- Thank you very much. Graeme, welcome back to Pointless.- Thank you.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Always a pleasure to have you here.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43How many episodes of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue do you do a year?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- We do 12 episodes a year.- 12. And you write those?
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- Well, we make them up as we go along.- But you structure them.- Yes.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53And when you're not doing that, what other things do you like doing?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56What other activities do you like to pursue?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Recovering, basically.- Yes.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01But occasionally I do a bit of fishing, a lot of reading.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03You organise the Slapstick Festival in Bristol.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Indeed, the Slapstick Festival in Bristol, which shows old films
0:09:07 > 0:09:12with an orchestra accompanying them and it's a great time, yeah.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Wonderful. Graeme, what would you like to go for?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17I'll leave the pointless answer to the other team
0:09:17 > 0:09:23and I'll say that Versailles was the home to a rhinoceros.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25A rhinoceros, says Graeme.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people agree.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32It is right. 70's our low score.
0:09:32 > 0:09:3675. Good grouping. Look at that.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38APPLAUSE
0:09:38 > 0:09:40No-one really breaking away
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- from the pack, are they?- No.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- A group of rhinoceroses are a crash of rhinoceroses.- A crash?- Yep.
0:09:46 > 0:09:51- That's the collective noun. - I can see why.- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- Now, Steve.- Hello.- A very warm welcome back to Pointless.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57How many times a year do people ask you
0:09:57 > 0:10:00if the League Of Gentlemen are getting back together?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Very, very often.- Yeah. - It's one of those...
0:10:02 > 0:10:06We keep trying to dodge it and put it off but I think it's inevitable.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Well, you sort of do it anyway. Mapp and Lucia had you and Mark together.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Absolutely.- Inside No 9 has you and Reece.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Yeah, we work in pairs but the full team has never reformed,
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- like The Avengers, as yet. - Oh, but they will!- They will.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22But Jeremy, does he get involved as well?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Yeah, there were four of us from the beginning
0:10:24 > 0:10:27and it's brilliant when you've been through all the same things.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29We started going to Edinburgh festival
0:10:29 > 0:10:31and we've all had the same sort of journey
0:10:31 > 0:10:35and it's brilliant to see we're all doing very different, varied things.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Absolutely, and very successfully, too. Steve, this board's all yours.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Do you want to go through it and fill in all our blanks for us?- Yeah.
0:10:42 > 0:10:47Well, E is... I feel like I'm in primary school. E is for elephant.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49LAUGHTER
0:10:49 > 0:10:52S is for sheep and H is for horse.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55If I had to guess at the T, I'd probably say tapir,
0:10:55 > 0:10:57but I'm not confident enough,
0:10:57 > 0:11:00cos I can't believe a tapir's any kind of a buffalo,
0:11:00 > 0:11:05so I'll just say horse for the adult stallion. Horse.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Yeah, horse.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- I think that's probably the one you have to go for, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Let's see how many of our 100 people agree with horse.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- Ooh!- Look at that!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Whoa, 96. What were the other four thinking of?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20LAUGHTER
0:11:20 > 0:11:2296 for horse.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Yeah, I can't believe you went all the way through the board as well.
0:11:25 > 0:11:31Very impressive. Yeah, elephant, you're quite right. E for elephant.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35That would have scored you 91. That's nine people going,
0:11:35 > 0:11:39"Hmm, you say a long trunk - that sounds like an elephant
0:11:39 > 0:11:41"but they don't have curved tusks, do they?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44"I don't know. I know what it is. It's an emu."
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Even better, S is for sheep.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- That would have scored you 86. - Really?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53LAUGHTER Wow.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57I guess when they saw "ruminant", they might have just switched doff.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00But a person who tends and rears them is called a shepherd.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04I mean, the word "sheep" is pretty much in that word, isn't it?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06It's pretty much there.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09There are six very obvious answers on this board
0:12:09 > 0:12:12and one virtually impossible one. The small wild buffalo.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- It scored 7 points, unbelievably, and it's a tamaraw.- Tamaraw?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Have you ever heard of that? - Never.- Hold on.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- 14 people can't name a sheep... - LAUGHTER
0:12:22 > 0:12:24..and yet seven people are going,
0:12:24 > 0:12:28"A small, wild buffalo. Oh, Mindoro - that's a tamaraw."
0:12:28 > 0:12:32I wonder if anybody got tamaraw right and sheep wrong.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36That would be quite a brain. That's a brain I would like to meet.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41- Isn't it? Well, that's a...- That's an unusual board.- An unusual board.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Isn't it?- What a cocktail. Thank you.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46We're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- I think the best score was yours, well done, Simon.- Thank you.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Yak served you well.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Then we travel up to 75, where we find Graeme and Kerry.
0:12:55 > 0:12:5879, Emily and Ian, and then 96, Steve and Bob.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01But, Bob, you get first dive into the next board,
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- so you'll find a low-scoring one, I hope.- OK.- Best of luck.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Let's put seven more clues up on the board and here they are.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Seven more herbivores.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51I'll read all those again.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Bob, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25You started off as a solicitor. You were a man of the law.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Yes, I started off as a solicitor when I was five.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- LAUGHTER - That was my very first job.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Yes, I was a solicitor until I was 30.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38- And then suddenly into comedy. - And then into comedy, yeah.- And how?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I went to see a comedy show which was called
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Vic Reeves Big Night Out and joined the troop, as it were.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Did you get called up on stage and never left?
0:14:47 > 0:14:51That's how it kind of feels like and I'm still trying to escape.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- It's got that vibe. - Never, never escape.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- House Of Fools, that's been a huge hit recently.- Yeah.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02- Will you be doing more? - I've no idea. Probably not.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06That's how it feels but I can't give you a definitive answer.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09So, you've just got to wait for them to acknowledge what a hit it was.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Wait and find out, yeah. - Bob, what would you like to go for?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14You're our high-scorers at the moment.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Um, I think I'll go for the US state of Oregon
0:15:17 > 0:15:20sharing its nickname
0:15:20 > 0:15:22- with the rodent beaver.- Surely?
0:15:22 > 0:15:25No red line for you, as you're the high-scorers,
0:15:25 > 0:15:27but let's see how many of our 100 said beaver.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31It's right.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36See, that's a brilliant answer. Best answer of the round. Well done.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Bob, 51. Your total's 147.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- APPLAUSE - Well played, Bob.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44It comes to something when a score of 51, we've gone,
0:15:44 > 0:15:46"Finally, now we're in business."
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- The heaviest ever beaver, Bob, weighed over 6st.- No!- Wow.- 6st?
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- 6st, yeah.- A lot of trees, isn't it?- It is, yeah.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Thank you very much. Kerry.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Hello.- Welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you here.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03Did you have to audition for Derek or did Ricky come and find you?
0:16:03 > 0:16:06He came and found me and then auditioned me, so a bit of both.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07You did audition.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Yes, but he didn't audition anyone else.- I see.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12He sort of read with you to make sure he was right.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Yes, I'd done bits of other things with him and he stores people
0:16:15 > 0:16:18in a file in his head and he stored me there and got me back.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Clever.- Mmm.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23The lovely thing I know about filming with Ricky
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- is he stops after lunch, doesn't he? - You finish about 3-ish.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27That's the best thing in the world.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- Unheard of.- I know! - Spoils you for all other jobs.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34I don't know. Kerry, you're on 75.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36147's the high score, behind you there.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- 71 or less gets you into the next round.- OK.
0:16:39 > 0:16:44I will go for the gorilla one. The silverback one.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Gorilla. Here's your red line.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Get below that and you are through to the next round.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52How many people said gorilla?
0:16:55 > 0:16:58It's right. Very well done.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01You needed 71, you got 71. APPLAUSE
0:17:01 > 0:17:04That is perfect. 146 is your total. That's great.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Well played, Kerry.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- The Latin name for gorilla is Gorilla gorilla.- Gorilla gorilla.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Nice, isn't it?- It's great. Ian, welcome back.- Thank you.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Very good to have you here. When you were making Dad's Army,
0:17:15 > 0:17:20how far into it were you before you realised what a major deal it was?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Probably until the fourth series.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27People started going, "Ooh", across the Co-op and things.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31And the film, keenly, keenly anticipated.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- I think it comes out early next year, doesn't it?- Next February.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- What's your involvement been?- I can't tell you exactly what happens,
0:17:37 > 0:17:39but it is fitting that I play the part.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42That's all I can say, otherwise it gives away part of the end.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Fantastic. Ian, you're on 79.- Mmm.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48The high-scorers, at the moment, are Bob and Steve on 147.
0:17:48 > 0:17:5067 is your target.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Uh...hmmm...
0:17:52 > 0:17:57I shall go for llama at the top - South American camelid.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Llama, says Ian. Here's your red line.
0:17:59 > 0:18:04If you can get beyond that red line, you're into the next round.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Let's see how many of our 100 people said llama.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Ooh, look at that. 69.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14APPLAUSE 69.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Bob and Steve are through to the next round.
0:18:17 > 0:18:23- You're on 148.- Goodness me, look at those scores - 146, 147, 148.- Mmm.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25It's like the world's most surreal game of snooker.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27LAUGHTER
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Paul, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33What was your route into comedy, Paul?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Just unemployment -
0:18:35 > 0:18:37basically led me to a comedy club
0:18:37 > 0:18:40and started doing stand-up.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42But also, you've been in films.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45You've been in some really quite serious films, haven't you?
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- Serious and mysterious thespian. - Tell us who you've acted alongside.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Martin Freeman, that was the last film I did.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54His next film was actually The Hobbit,
0:18:54 > 0:18:57so normally I work with someone before they become a star.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59I've done a few films.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Yes, the list goes on. - LAUGHTER
0:19:03 > 0:19:06There we are. Paul, this board's all yours.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Do you want to talk us through it
0:19:07 > 0:19:10and fill in all our blanks then select which one you want to answer?
0:19:10 > 0:19:14- Yeah, I'll go for...- You have to score 77.- What's the most unlikely?
0:19:14 > 0:19:18I'm going to go for K, koala.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Koala. K, koala.
0:19:20 > 0:19:25Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said koala.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- There's your red line.- 100. - It's right.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!- 82.
0:19:30 > 0:19:3282 for koala,
0:19:32 > 0:19:34takes your total up to 152.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37APPLAUSE
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Should have gone for the rabbit. - Yeah, usually called koala bears,
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- but they're not bears at all.- No.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44- They are horses. - LAUGHTER
0:19:44 > 0:19:46They are not bears.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49There's one answer that would have seen you through, Paul,
0:19:49 > 0:19:54and that is GP, guinea pig, which would have scored you 69 points.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57The mammal of the family Leporidae is, of course, a rabbit.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59That would have scored too many points as well.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Would have scored you 84. What do you think...?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Well, do you know the answer to the last one?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- I have a hunch.- It's zebra.- Yes.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- What do you think zebra scored? - Um...
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- 99.- Yeah, I think 99 would be right.
0:20:13 > 0:20:19- Even more. 100 for zebra. - Look at that.- 100 points.- Wow.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22That's 14 people who know a zebra before they know a sheep.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26LAUGHTER Thanks very much, Richard.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28At the end of our first round, the pair heading home
0:20:28 > 0:20:30with their high score of 152...
0:20:30 > 0:20:32It was so close and that grouping is...
0:20:32 > 0:20:35I'm not sure we've ever had a grouping like that. Really close.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Someone had to be our high-scorers, though,
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- and, Simon and Paul, I'm sorry to say it's you.- Oh.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Paul, you've only just made your first utterance on the show.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Please come back and play again.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Paul and Simon, everyone.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49APPLAUSE
0:20:49 > 0:20:53But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56APPLAUSE
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Suddenly we're down to three pairs.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03At the end of this round, we'll be down to two pairs.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Can't call which pair's going to be leaving.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Best of luck to all three pairs.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Our category for Round Two this evening is...
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Musical Theatre.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Can you decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Musicals nominated for an Olivier Award since 2000, Richard.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Looking for the name of any musical that's been nominated
0:21:38 > 0:21:41for either Best New Musical, Best Musical Revival
0:21:41 > 0:21:44or the Audience Award in the Olivier Awards, since 2000,
0:21:44 > 0:21:47up to and including the 2015 ceremony.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Over 100 musicals on this list,
0:21:49 > 0:21:52so all the big classics of recent years
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- and lots of other obscure ones too. - Very good indeed.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Now then, Ian, this should be perfect for you, shouldn't it?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02I face assassination by my wife when I get home,
0:22:02 > 0:22:05she being musicals through and through.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09I was in a musical at the National Theatre. Caroline, Or Change.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- Caroline, Or Change.- Yeah.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 people said it.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19It's right.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- It's right, Ian.- Ooh.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25That might go a long way down, I think.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28And it does. It's a pointless answer! Very well done indeed!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31That adds £250 to today's jackpot,
0:22:31 > 0:22:34takes the total up to £2,750.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37It scores you nothing and earns you our eternal respect, Ian.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- I WAS in it.- Still, that's great.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42That's the way to get a pointless answer.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Not only nominated for Best New Musical,
0:22:44 > 0:22:47but won Best New Musical in 2007. Caroline, Or Change.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Thanks very much, Richard. Kerry.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54- Hello.- Kerry, how are we feeling about Musical Theatre?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Well, now that THAT has been achieved, what's the point?
0:22:57 > 0:23:00LAUGHTER
0:23:00 > 0:23:04- Um... Wicked.- Wicked. Wicked, says Kerry.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08Let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 people said Wicked.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11It's right.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17It's a good answer, Kerry. Well done. 22.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- APPLAUSE - It's not 0, though, is it?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26That won the Audience Award for Most Popular Show in 2010 and 2015.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29It's been in the West End since 2006.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31People go and see Wicked 50 times, don't they?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- They do. It's like Caroline, Or Change.- Yeah.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- People will just see it again and again.- And again, yeah.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Thank you very much, Richard. Steve.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Yeah, when my mum comes to town, I take her to see all the latest shows
0:23:44 > 0:23:47but she likes to see all the big ones and they'll be high-scoring.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50I was, like Ian, in a musical.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53I can't remember if it was nominated for the award.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57Um, I'm going to say it anyway, cos it's very obscure,
0:23:57 > 0:24:00so I hope it was nominated. It was a great show. The Drowsy Chaperone.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04- Oh, yes.- The Drowsy Chaperone. Ian likes that! The Drowsy Chaperone.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Is that right? How many people said it?
0:24:09 > 0:24:10- It is right.- Wow, well done.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14- Well done on the nomination, by the way, Steve.- Oh, thank you.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20It's another pointless answer! Well done!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23That adds another £250 to today's jackpot,
0:24:23 > 0:24:26taking the total up to £3,000. APPLAUSE
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Fabulous! It scores you nothing. Very well done indeed, Steve.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33We might as well have called this round What Musical Were You In?
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- That's true.- That was nominated for Best New Musical in 2008.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Let's look at our scores. There's two teams tied on nothing.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Very well done indeed, Steve and Bob and Ian and Emily.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47And then up to 22, where we find Kerry and Graeme. Luckily, Graeme,
0:24:47 > 0:24:50with your encyclopaedic knowledge of musicals
0:24:50 > 0:24:52since 2000, I think you're in good shape.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Bob. Bob, musicals.
0:25:01 > 0:25:06- Oh, it's the same question? - Same question. I know.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- Jerry Springer: The Opera. - Jerry Springer: The Opera,
0:25:09 > 0:25:12says Bob. Here is your red line.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14If you get below that with Jerry Springer: The Opera,
0:25:14 > 0:25:17you're through to the next round. How many people said that?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21It's right.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27- You're through.- Hey!
0:25:27 > 0:25:28It's another Pointless answer!
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Well done indeed. APPLAUSE
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Adding another £250 to the jackpot,
0:25:33 > 0:25:36taking the total up to £3,250,
0:25:36 > 0:25:39scoring you nothing, leaving your total at nothing.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43It's very rare we get a double pointless on Pointless Celebrities.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Very well played. Won Best New Musical in 2004,
0:25:45 > 0:25:50- Jerry Springer: The Opera. - Very good indeed. Graeme.- Yes.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52LAUGHTER
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Not having been in any obscure musicals,
0:25:55 > 0:25:59I'll have to go for one whose name I know.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- Billy Elliot. - Billy Elliot, says Graeme.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04No red line for you, as you're the high-scorers.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Let's see how many people said Billy Elliot.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18- Not bad! 10.- Very good. - APPLAUSE
0:26:18 > 0:26:2010, taking your total up to 32.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Could be enough to keep you in the game.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Best New Musical in 2006
0:26:25 > 0:26:27and been nominated five times for the Audience Award, Billy Elliot.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Thank you, Richard. Now, Emily.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- Oh!- Oh, no!- Yeah.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35It's quite embarrassing. I should know musicals.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37I'm not very good with musicals.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41I'm going to go with...Sister Act.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44- Sister Act, says Emily. - Yeah.- Sister Act.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46I can't see what the look
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Ian's giving you is, but it's...
0:26:48 > 0:26:50- I was in that too. - LAUGHTER
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Were you really?- Yes.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- Sister Act!- Oh, please.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58- I was the bearded nun. - There is your red line.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Get below that with Sister Act,
0:27:00 > 0:27:03- you're into the next round. How many people said Sister Act?- Oh...
0:27:05 > 0:27:07It's right.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12You've done it!
0:27:13 > 0:27:161! Very well done indeed! APPLAUSE
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Great answer.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Takes your total up to 1.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25That was nominated for Best New Musical in 2010.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Goodness me, after the high scores of that first round,
0:27:28 > 0:27:30- look at those scores there.- I know!
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Even going out on 32 is good going, but a 0 and a 1.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37There's loads and loads of pointless answers. Let's look at some of them.
0:27:51 > 0:27:52All sorts of others.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55"Acorn Antiques: The Musical!" was a pointless answer.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Annie Get Your Gun, Anything Goes, Crazy For You,
0:27:57 > 0:28:00High Society, "Hello, Dolly!", Kiss Me, Kate,
0:28:00 > 0:28:04Merrily We Roll Along, Our House, Piaf, Porgy And Bess,
0:28:04 > 0:28:08The King and I, the Lord Of The Rings musical,
0:28:08 > 0:28:09The Magic Flute, The Scottsboro Boys,
0:28:09 > 0:28:12The Witches of Eastwick, Thoroughly Modern Millie,
0:28:12 > 0:28:14We'll look at the top three answers,
0:28:14 > 0:28:16ones that most of our 100 people said.
0:28:18 > 0:28:22Wicked actually the third highest scorer of all with 22.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26What do you think the top answer is?
0:28:26 > 0:28:31- Oh, um, it's going to be...Les Mis. - Les Miserables, absolutely right.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35There we go. Thank you very much, Richard.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37At the end of our second round, the pair heading home
0:28:37 > 0:28:41with their very low high score of 32, it's Graeme and Kerry.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45- I'm sorry. Musicals.- I wish I'd been in an obscure musical.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48Some of those weren't even that obscure!
0:28:48 > 0:28:51- I'm going to change my agent. - We'll be making some calls.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54Graeme and Kerry, it's been lovely having you on the show.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57- Thank you for playing. Graeme and Kerry.- Pleasure. Thank you.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59APPLAUSE
0:28:59 > 0:29:02But for Bob and Steve, Ian and Emily,
0:29:02 > 0:29:04it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06APPLAUSE
0:29:08 > 0:29:11Many congratulations, Bob and Steve, Ian and Emily.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14You're now one step closer to the final and a chance to play
0:29:14 > 0:29:17for that jackpot, which is now standing at £3,250.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20APPLAUSE
0:29:20 > 0:29:23This is where we decide who goes through to play for that money.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25We do it by making you go head-to-head,
0:29:25 > 0:29:27but you can start playing as a team now.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29You can confer before you give your answers.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32First player to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:29:35 > 0:29:37APPLAUSE
0:29:41 > 0:29:44Here comes your first question and it concerns...
0:29:46 > 0:29:48Famous siblings, Richard.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50I'm going to show you five pictures of famous people
0:29:50 > 0:29:52with one of their siblings,
0:29:52 > 0:29:54but we've blanked out the sibling's face.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57Can you tell us who they are, please? Best of luck.
0:29:57 > 0:30:01Let's reveal our five famous siblings and here they come.
0:30:24 > 0:30:29There we are. Five famous siblings.
0:30:29 > 0:30:33Bob and Steve, you've been our low scorers, so you can go first.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- THEY WHISPER:- I don't know A. - I don't either.
0:30:37 > 0:30:43Yeah, this is tricky. Um... What do you think, Bob? Shall we...?
0:30:43 > 0:30:47- We think we know B, we think we know C. We're going to go for...?- B.
0:30:47 > 0:30:51B, we think is Andy Murray's brother, Jamie Murray.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54Jamie Murray, say Bob and Steve, for B. Jamie Murray.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Ian and Emily, do you fancy talking us
0:30:56 > 0:30:59through the rest of the board and having a shot at any of them?
0:30:59 > 0:31:01I only know D.
0:31:01 > 0:31:04I know C and I think D is going to be better,
0:31:04 > 0:31:08so I'm yielding the floor to Emily.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11D, I think, is Solange Knowles.
0:31:11 > 0:31:15Solange Knowles. So, we have Jamie Murray and Solange Knowles.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17Bob and Steve said Jamie Murray for B.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20Let's see if that's right and how many people said Jamie Murray.
0:31:23 > 0:31:24It's right.
0:31:28 > 0:31:3037. APPLAUSE
0:31:31 > 0:31:3737. Ian and Emily, meanwhile, have gone for Solange Knowles, D.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40Let's see if that's right and how many people said Solange Knowles.
0:31:42 > 0:31:44It's right.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49And it wins you it. Look at that.
0:31:49 > 0:31:5123 for Solange. APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:31:51 > 0:31:55Well done, Ian and Emily. After one question, you're up 1-0.
0:31:55 > 0:31:56Well played, Emily.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59I've always said "So-lange" Knowles, but I could be wrong.
0:31:59 > 0:32:04- It might be "Salon-jay".- I dated her for six months but, you know...
0:32:04 > 0:32:07- You should you know.- It's possible she was too polite to correct me.
0:32:07 > 0:32:12Now, A. The oranged out one is the more famous one.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14On the left, you've got Dave Franco, the actor,
0:32:14 > 0:32:16and on the right, his brother, James Franco.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23The biggest scorer on the board, unsurprisingly, is C.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26That is David Miliband.
0:32:30 > 0:32:31In happier days, there.
0:32:31 > 0:32:36And E is George Bush's sister, Dorothy Bush.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39Very well done if you said that.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Thank you, Richard. Here comes your second question.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Ian and Emily, you get to answer it first
0:32:43 > 0:32:46but, Bob and Steve, you have to win it to stay in the game.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Best of luck. It concerns...
0:32:51 > 0:32:53LAUGHTER Dance Crazes, Richard.
0:32:53 > 0:32:57We'll play you clips of five songs that started famous dance crazes.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00Tell us the name of the artist or artists who did these songs, please.
0:33:00 > 0:33:06OK, let's hear our five clips and here is the first one. We've got A.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10# Agadoo doo doo
0:33:10 > 0:33:12# Push pineapple, shake the tree
0:33:12 > 0:33:14# Agadoo doo doo
0:33:14 > 0:33:16# Push pineapple, grind coffee
0:33:16 > 0:33:18# To the left, to the right
0:33:18 > 0:33:20# Jump up and down and to the knees
0:33:20 > 0:33:24# Come and dance every night Sing with a hula melody... #
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Here's B.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29# Dee dee na na na... #
0:33:29 > 0:33:31MUSIC: Saturday Night
0:33:42 > 0:33:44Here's C.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47Clap your hands, all right We gonna do the basic steps
0:33:47 > 0:33:50To the left Take it back now, y'all
0:33:50 > 0:33:52One hop this time
0:33:52 > 0:33:54Right foot, let's stomp
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Left foot, let's stomp
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Cha cha real smooth
0:34:00 > 0:34:01Turn it out...
0:34:01 > 0:34:02Here's D.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04# Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
0:34:04 > 0:34:07# Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
0:34:07 > 0:34:09# Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
0:34:09 > 0:34:12- # Hey, Macarena- Ai!
0:34:12 > 0:34:14# Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
0:34:14 > 0:34:16# Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
0:34:16 > 0:34:18# Dale a tu cuerpo alegria... #
0:34:18 > 0:34:19And here's E.
0:34:19 > 0:34:23# It's fun to stay at the YMCA
0:34:23 > 0:34:28# It's fun to stay at the YMCA
0:34:28 > 0:34:31# They have everything for young men to enjoy
0:34:31 > 0:34:34# You can hang out with all the boys
0:34:34 > 0:34:36# It's fun to stay at the... #
0:34:36 > 0:34:41- There we go. Now, Ian and Emily, you'll go first.- I know one.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44- I know one. I know... - Which one do you know?
0:34:44 > 0:34:48I know three dances but I don't know the artists.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50I only know, for sure...
0:34:50 > 0:34:53Well, I don't want to say, "For sure," cos it might be wrong, but B.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56- Go for it.- Saturday Night. Is it Gina G?
0:34:56 > 0:34:59- OK, you're going to say Gina G. - Yeah.- Gina G for B.
0:34:59 > 0:35:03Now, Bob and Steve. Talk us through them.
0:35:03 > 0:35:08Oh, it's so frustrating when you kind of think you know it.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11- Yeah, but... Um... - We think we'll go for...
0:35:11 > 0:35:15- A, we think is Black Lace. - Black Lace.
0:35:15 > 0:35:16Bob and Steve say Black Lace.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18We have Gina G and we have Black Lace.
0:35:18 > 0:35:22Ian and Emily said Gina G for B. Let's see if that's right. Gina G.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29- AUDIENCE:- Ooh...- Oh! Who was it? - I know.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32Gina G. B, not G.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35So, Bob and Steve, meanwhile, have said Black Lace for A.
0:35:35 > 0:35:38All you have to be is correct and you'll win the point.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43It's right. Very well done. You've done it.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46Very good. 46. APPLAUSE
0:35:46 > 0:35:49But most importantly, it was right, which means, Bob and Steve,
0:35:49 > 0:35:52you're back in the game. After two questions, it's 1-1.
0:35:52 > 0:35:56Well played, gents. B, let's listen to it.
0:35:56 > 0:35:59- It is Saturday Night.- Yeah. - It's by Whigfield.
0:35:59 > 0:36:03- Oh! Who's Gina G?- She's... - No idea.- Poor old Gina G.
0:36:03 > 0:36:07She's probably at home, going, "They mentioned me, that's nice,"
0:36:07 > 0:36:09and then five seconds later, "Who's Gina G?"
0:36:09 > 0:36:12Let's listen to C, which is the best answer.
0:36:12 > 0:36:16That's the Cha Cha Slide, number one single for DJ Casper.
0:36:16 > 0:36:21- Would have scored you 11 points. - THAT'S what DJ Casper looks like!
0:36:21 > 0:36:23There he is. D.
0:36:23 > 0:36:28- It's obviously the Macarena.- Yeah. - And it's by Los Del Rio.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31Well done if you said that. 15 points for that.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33Of course that's what Los Del Rio look like!
0:36:33 > 0:36:36- Did you not know that's what they look like?- No! The blazers!
0:36:36 > 0:36:40- That's a good little song, that. - A great song.- And E.
0:36:40 > 0:36:44- # It's fun to stay at the... # - It's the Village People.- Indeed.
0:36:44 > 0:36:49- Very much the "zebra" answer in this round.- Yes.- 78 points for that.
0:36:49 > 0:36:53Thank you very much indeed. Here comes your third question.
0:36:53 > 0:36:55It comes to this decider.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58Whoever wins this, goes through to the final and plays for the jackpot.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...
0:37:03 > 0:37:06- Homer Simpson, Richard.- Five clues, now, to facts about Homer Simpson.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09Whichever team gives us the most obscure answer
0:37:09 > 0:37:11is going through to play for the jackpot.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13- Best of luck, both teams. - Here are the clues.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29I'll read those one last time.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44Bob and Steve, you'll go first this time.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47INAUDIBLE DISCUSSION
0:37:50 > 0:37:55OK, um, we're going to go with the actor who's voiced him
0:37:55 > 0:38:01- as Dan Castanella.- Dan Castanella, say Bob and Steve. Dan Castanella.
0:38:01 > 0:38:04Ian and Emily, talk us through that board, if you can.
0:38:04 > 0:38:09- Um...- Well, top is "D'oh", I think. - Then Marge.- Marge.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11- And the last one, I know, is J.- J.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14- Don't know the song. - I don't know the song.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17If I really thought about it, I probably...it would come to me
0:38:17 > 0:38:20- but I can't.- I think J. - Yeah, I think we should go for J.
0:38:20 > 0:38:25- We'll go for J.- Yeah.- His middle initial.- His middle initial, J.
0:38:25 > 0:38:29Bob and Steve said Dan Castanella was the actor who voiced him.
0:38:29 > 0:38:32Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.
0:38:35 > 0:38:41- Oh. Ooh.- Ooh.- We'll discover why that's wrong in a second.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43- I'm going to faint. - But, Ian and Emily,
0:38:43 > 0:38:46you just have to be correct with this answer,
0:38:46 > 0:38:49which is J, his middle initial. How many people said it? Is it right?
0:38:52 > 0:38:54Wins you the point and the round.
0:38:56 > 0:39:0144. Very, very well done indeed, Ian and Emily.
0:39:01 > 0:39:05After three questions, you're through to the final, 2-1.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08I couldn't give it, I'm afraid, gents. You were a syllable out.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11- It's Castellaneta, Dan Castellaneta, I'm afraid.- Oh!- Oh!
0:39:11 > 0:39:14- I know, but it's unfair to the others if we give it.- Yeah, no...
0:39:14 > 0:39:19- And J is a very good answer. Do you know what J stands for?- No.- No.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21Jay. J-A-Y.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24Let's look at all the answers. You're right about "D'oh".
0:39:24 > 0:39:27It would have scored you too many points.
0:39:27 > 0:39:31- Marge is the next answer. - I love this one.- And the song...
0:39:31 > 0:39:33Do you know the song, his favourite song?
0:39:33 > 0:39:36Moe takes it out of the jukebox when he kicks Homer out the pub.
0:39:36 > 0:39:37- It's raining Men.- It's Raining Men.
0:39:37 > 0:39:41That's a pointless answer, so well done if you said that.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Thank you very much indeed. So, the pair leaving us
0:39:43 > 0:39:47at the end of the head-to-head round, I'm sorry, Bob and Steve.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50An amazing performance, right across the show today.
0:39:50 > 0:39:54If it wasn't for his "beaver", we'd be going out in Round One, so...
0:39:54 > 0:39:56- We cannot complain. - We can't complain.
0:39:56 > 0:40:00- It's been lovely having you here. Bob and Steve.- Thank you.
0:40:00 > 0:40:03- APPLAUSE - I think you were robbed.
0:40:03 > 0:40:06But for Ian and Emily, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09APPLAUSE
0:40:11 > 0:40:14Very well done indeed. Congratulations, Ian and Emily.
0:40:14 > 0:40:17You fought off all the competition and what a fight it was,
0:40:17 > 0:40:19and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27- Wow!- I've never won anything!
0:40:27 > 0:40:30I think the last time I won something was 1994,
0:40:30 > 0:40:33musical bumps, so I am thrilled!
0:40:33 > 0:40:37You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities
0:40:37 > 0:40:39and, at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands
0:40:39 > 0:40:43at a somewhat augmented £3,250.
0:40:43 > 0:40:45APPLAUSE
0:40:45 > 0:40:47You know what happens in this last round.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50We'll put up four categories and you can choose one.
0:40:50 > 0:40:51They're usually pretty tough
0:40:51 > 0:40:54but let's hope there's something in there
0:40:54 > 0:40:56that you quite like the look of. Good luck.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Today's selection looks like this.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06Fashion...
0:41:06 > 0:41:09Sporting Williams will be all down to me, from what you've been saying.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12- Fashion will be all down to you. - Yeah.
0:41:12 > 0:41:18- And Romantic Fiction...- Er... - Fashion?- OK, yeah.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21- You're going to go fashion. Good. Fashion.- Best of luck.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23Three very different questions here.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26Hopefully, at least one of these will suit you. We are looking for...
0:41:26 > 0:41:30Any winner, any person or brand, that won any award
0:41:30 > 0:41:32at the 2014 British Fashion Awards.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35We are looking for anyone on Time magazine's
0:41:35 > 0:41:38all-time 100 fashion icons list they published in 2012 -
0:41:38 > 0:41:41designers, models, stylists photographers,
0:41:41 > 0:41:43all sorts of people on that list.
0:41:43 > 0:41:47Or anyone, according to IMDb, who's credited in the film Zoolander.
0:41:47 > 0:41:51So, winners at the 2014 British Fashion Awards,
0:41:51 > 0:41:54Time magazine's all-time 100 fashion icons, or the cast of Zoolander.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56- Best of luck.- OK.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58You've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01All you need to win that jackpot for your charities
0:42:01 > 0:42:03is for just one of your answers to be pointless.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06- Are you ready?- Yeah.- Yeah.- Good.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. Your time starts now.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12I know nothing about fashion awards.
0:42:12 > 0:42:16I know all the obvious kind of people but it's really difficult.
0:42:16 > 0:42:22- Cast of Zoolander, I know the two lead actors.- One is who?
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are the two.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28- Owen Wilson, I think, would be a good one.- Owen Wilson.
0:42:28 > 0:42:32Fashion icons, not just designers, but people like Mary Quant?
0:42:34 > 0:42:39All-time 100, we could be looking at Coco Chanel, Mary Quant.
0:42:39 > 0:42:43Could be somebody who wears... Oh, gosh. The name has gone.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46Oh, who was married to...Mel Ferrer?
0:42:46 > 0:42:49Um, hmm...
0:42:49 > 0:42:51Um, oh! What's her name?
0:42:51 > 0:42:54Oh, you wouldn't know, you're far too young! Um...
0:42:54 > 0:42:58- Winners at the British Fashion Awards.- Help me out here.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00- OK, have you got any there? - Ten seconds left.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03They don't have to be models, they can be any... Right.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06- Fashion icons.- Oh, my God.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11OK, that is your time up. I'm so sorry.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13What three answers would you like to give me
0:43:13 > 0:43:16- and say which category you're answering.- Cast of Zoolander...
0:43:16 > 0:43:21- Owen Wilson.- Owen Wilson. - Er, fashion icons...
0:43:21 > 0:43:24- Mary Quant?- Yeah.- Mary Quant.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27And possibly somebody who wore clothes. Audrey Hepburn.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Audrey Hepburn, OK.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:43:32 > 0:43:35- Audrey Hepburn, if she's in there. - OK, let's pop her last.
0:43:35 > 0:43:38- Least likely to be pointless? - Mary Quant.- Mary Quant.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40- And then Owen Wilson in the middle. - Yeah.
0:43:40 > 0:43:44Let's put those up on the board in that order. We've got...
0:43:47 > 0:43:50Very, very best of luck. Three good answers on the board.
0:43:50 > 0:43:52Let's hope at least one of them is pointless
0:43:52 > 0:43:54and wins you that jackpot for your charities.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57What charities are you playing for? Ian.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00- I am playing for the Grand Order of Water Rats.- Very good indeed. Emily?
0:44:00 > 0:44:04- Mine is for Starlight Children's Foundation.- Excellent.
0:44:04 > 0:44:07APPLAUSE
0:44:09 > 0:44:12Two very good, worthy causes there.
0:44:12 > 0:44:16Let's hope one of these answers wins that jackpot for your charities.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19In the first instance, you said Mary Quant.
0:44:19 > 0:44:22We were looking for the 100 all-time fashion icons.
0:44:22 > 0:44:27Let's see if Mary Quant's right. For £3,250, let's see if it's pointless.
0:44:30 > 0:44:32It is right.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34Now, if Mary Quant goes all the way down to zero,
0:44:34 > 0:44:38you leave straightaway with £3,250 for your charities.
0:44:38 > 0:44:41Down Mary Quant goes. Through into single figures. Still going down...
0:44:41 > 0:44:44- 2! AUDIENCE:- Oh!
0:44:44 > 0:44:47APPLAUSE
0:44:47 > 0:44:49Two people of our 100.
0:44:51 > 0:44:54That's an amazing score. Sadly, it's not pointless, though.
0:44:54 > 0:44:56It's only pointless answers we're interested in
0:44:56 > 0:44:58in this last round, I'm sorry to say.
0:44:58 > 0:45:01We move onto your next answer, which was Owen Wilson.
0:45:01 > 0:45:04We were looking for cast members from Zoolander.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06It has to be pointless for you to win,
0:45:06 > 0:45:10so for £3,250, let's see how many people said Owen Wilson.
0:45:14 > 0:45:15It's right.
0:45:15 > 0:45:19Mary Quant took us all the way down to 2.
0:45:19 > 0:45:24Owen Wilson now taking us through the 30s and 20s, into the teens.
0:45:24 > 0:45:25Oh, just into the teens. 19.
0:45:25 > 0:45:29APPLAUSE
0:45:31 > 0:45:34- Oh...- However, we now come to your most confident shot
0:45:34 > 0:45:38at a pointless answer. Your third and final answer was Audrey Hepburn.
0:45:38 > 0:45:41We were looking at the all-time fashion icons.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44You'd think, if it's right, it should be pointless.
0:45:44 > 0:45:47- It stands a good chance, if it's right.- Let's find out.
0:45:47 > 0:45:52For £3,250, how many people said Audrey Hepburn? Is it pointless?
0:45:55 > 0:45:57It's right.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00It's right. Now, Mary Quant took us down to 2,
0:46:00 > 0:46:02Owen Wilson took us down to 19,
0:46:02 > 0:46:05Audrey Hepburn now taking us down through the teens,
0:46:05 > 0:46:06into single figures. Down she goes...
0:46:06 > 0:46:09Oh, no! 5.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11APPLAUSE
0:46:13 > 0:46:17Oh, I'm sorry. Three very, very good answers.
0:46:17 > 0:46:19Two fantastic low-scorers.
0:46:19 > 0:46:22- Ah!- I'm sorry, you just didn't find that pointless answer
0:46:22 > 0:46:26that you needed to win that jackpot of £3,250.
0:46:26 > 0:46:28However, as it is a celebrity charity special,
0:46:28 > 0:46:32we are going to donate £500 to each celebrity pair
0:46:32 > 0:46:34for their charities, so there we are. Very well done.
0:46:34 > 0:46:36APPLAUSE
0:46:36 > 0:46:38It's been such a joy having you on the show.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Wonderful having you back, Ian,
0:46:40 > 0:46:43- and you get a Pointless trophy each to take.- I am so thrilled!
0:46:43 > 0:46:46- I'm thrilled!- Very well done. - Very well played throughout.
0:46:46 > 0:46:50- It's been a great fun show. Thank you for joining us.- Thank you.
0:46:50 > 0:46:51Not a terrible category for you,
0:46:51 > 0:46:53but I'll take you through the pointless answers.
0:46:53 > 0:46:55Winners at the 2014 British Fashion Awards.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57Anna Wintour won Outstanding Achievement,
0:46:57 > 0:46:59Anya Hindmarch won Best Accessories,
0:46:59 > 0:47:03Chris Moore, the photographer, JW Anderson won Best Menswear.
0:47:03 > 0:47:05Everyone, apart from Victoria Beckham, Alexander McQueen,
0:47:05 > 0:47:08Cara Delevingne, Emma Watson and Louis Vuitton.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11All the other winners and brands were pointless.
0:47:11 > 0:47:15Let's look at the next one, the 100 fashion icons.
0:47:20 > 0:47:21There's loads of answers here.
0:47:21 > 0:47:24Anna Wintour was a pointless answer again.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27Annie Leibovitz, Bettie Page, Calvin Klein, Christian Louboutin,
0:47:27 > 0:47:30Diane von Furstenberg. You could have had Grace Kelly,
0:47:30 > 0:47:34Heidi Klum, Herb Ritts, Karl Lagerfeld, Katharine Hepburn,
0:47:34 > 0:47:36Lady Gaga, Louis Vuitton again,
0:47:36 > 0:47:38Marc Jacobs, Tom Ford, Vera Wang,
0:47:38 > 0:47:40loads of pointless answers there.
0:47:40 > 0:47:42Let's look at Zoolander.
0:47:44 > 0:47:45Heidi Klum again.
0:47:49 > 0:47:52Everyone in that film, apart from Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson,
0:47:52 > 0:47:54Will Ferrell, David Bowie and David Duchovny.
0:47:54 > 0:47:56Everyone else was a pointless answer.
0:47:56 > 0:47:58Well done if you got some of those at home
0:47:58 > 0:48:00and thank you for giving us such an entertaining evening
0:48:00 > 0:48:03and sorry it didn't come off at the end.
0:48:03 > 0:48:06Thanks, Rich. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye, Ian and Emily,
0:48:06 > 0:48:09- but it's been fabulous. - It's been fun.- Thank you.
0:48:09 > 0:48:11- Thank you for playing. Ian and Emily.- Thanks.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13APPLAUSE
0:48:13 > 0:48:15Join us next time,
0:48:15 > 0:48:18when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:48:18 > 0:48:20- It's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22And it's goodbye for me. Goodbye.
0:48:22 > 0:48:25APPLAUSE