0:00:15 > 0:00:18APPLAUSE
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,
0:00:25 > 0:00:29and a very warm welcome to this special law and order edition of Pointless Celebrities -
0:00:29 > 0:00:31the show where we are always striving to find the most
0:00:31 > 0:00:33obscure answers.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37APPLAUSE
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- Couple number one.- Hello, yes.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46I'm Helen Fraser and, for about eight years,
0:00:46 > 0:00:50I played the very scary prison warder in Bad Girls,
0:00:50 > 0:00:53and this naughty one was one of my prisoners.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Hello. I'm Vicky Alcock.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57As Helen said, I play one of the Julies in Bad Girls.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59This is my first time here.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- We're a little bit nervous, aren't we, Helen?- Yes.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04APPLAUSE
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Couple number two.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Hello, I'm Roberta Taylor, and I played Inspector Gina Gold in The Bill,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15who was also a bit horrible.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19And I'm Chris Ellison, and I played DI Burnside in The Bill,
0:01:19 > 0:01:21and he was really nice.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Really horrible.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25APPLAUSE
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Couple number three.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Hello, I'm Arthur Bostrom.
0:01:29 > 0:01:34I played Crabtree, a rather incompetent gendarme, in 'Allo 'Allo!,
0:01:34 > 0:01:37who didn't "spook Fronch very will".
0:01:37 > 0:01:38LAUGHTER
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Hello, I'm Mina Anwar, and I played PC Maggie Habib
0:01:42 > 0:01:44in The Thin Blue Line.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46APPLAUSE
0:01:49 > 0:01:51And, finally, couple number four.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55Hello, I'm Dominic Littlewood, and along with my brother in arms, Matt,
0:01:55 > 0:01:58we are the only real true fighters of justice for the people -
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- not these thespians! - LAUGHTER
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Controversial. I am Matt Allwright,
0:02:03 > 0:02:07and I'm a journalist and presenter on BBC Watchdog and Rogue Traders,
0:02:07 > 0:02:09and we haven't brought our capes, have we, today?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- No.- No. We haven't brought our capes.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14APPLAUSE
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Thank you, all of you. We'll find out more about you throughout the show, as it goes along.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24On an open bus tour through the nation's ignorance -
0:02:24 > 0:02:28no need to book, just hop on - it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Hiya. Evening, everybody. - APPLAUSE
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Good evening.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Evening all, we should say, shouldn't we, on a law and order special?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39What a lovely line-up. We've got two people who've been on before.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Matt and Helen have both been on before - only made it as far as Round Two,
0:02:42 > 0:02:45so no-one here's ever been in even so far as a head-to-head let alone a
0:02:45 > 0:02:48jackpot round. And lovely, on podium three, to have Arthur.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51He is one of my many, many celebrity lookalikes.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Whenever 'Allo 'Allo! is on - which is on literally all the time,
0:02:54 > 0:02:56it's never off our screens - people will say,
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- "Did you used to be the policeman in 'Allo 'Allo?" - LAUGHTER
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Lovely to have you all here. Very, very best of luck.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04First round, one of those ones, might catch a couple of people out.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09- OK.- But... But I think it's a sort of question we've had before and,
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- occasionally, people take a wrong turn on it. But...- That'll be fun. - ..plenty of good answers there.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Plenty of good answers.- Excellent. Thank you very much.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18As usual, all of today's questions have been put to 100 people before
0:03:18 > 0:03:22the show. Our contestants are trying to find those all-important pointless answers -
0:03:22 > 0:03:25these being the answers that none of our 100 people gave.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Find one of those, we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33and each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity,
0:03:33 > 0:03:35we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38There it is. APPLAUSE
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48So, all you have to remember is this...
0:03:48 > 0:03:51The pair with the highest score at the end of each round will be
0:03:51 > 0:03:55eliminated. That's it. That's all you have to remember. So do everything you can to make sure
0:03:55 > 0:03:58your scores are low. Best of luck to all four pairs.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Our first category this evening
0:04:00 > 0:04:01is...
0:04:03 > 0:04:06UK... Vicky's already despairing.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- UK... It's not that bad. UK Geography.- You don't know me.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Can you decide in your pairs, who's going to go first, who's going to go second? And whoever's going first,
0:04:13 > 0:04:15please step up to the podium.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:04:19 > 0:04:25Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Yeah, we're looking for any official UK cities -
0:04:33 > 0:04:36there's 69 official UK cities that have been granted city status -
0:04:36 > 0:04:39we're looking for any of those whose first vowel is an E, please.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Doesn't have to start with an E, obviously, but just the first vowel in its name is an E.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Very best of luck.- Yes.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Very best of luck indeed.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- OK, Helen, welcome back. - Thank you.- Lovely to have you back.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51- Thank you very much.- Now, Helen,
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I can't understand how you played Bodybag.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- She was such a nasty piece of work. - Wonderful part, though.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Oh...- Absolutely wonderful part.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Where did you film Bad Girls?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Was that...- Oh, it's 3 Mills Studio, which is in East London, yes.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- It was the biggest set in Europe. - I was going to say... - And it was solid.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- I promise you, everything worked. - Oh, you can't have wobbly sets in a prison.- No wobbly sets.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14The gates clanged and the cells locked.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Yes, they did. They really did. - LAUGHTER
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- That was quite frightening.- If I didn't like somebody one day...
0:05:20 > 0:05:22LAUGHTER
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- ..they stayed there quite a long time.- Now, Helen...- Yes?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28A UK city whose first vowel is an E.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Right.- It's not quite as straightforward as you might think,
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- is it, actually?- No, but I think I've got one.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Good.- Exeter.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Ah, excellent answer. Let's see if it's right, let's see how many people said Exeter.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Down it goes.
0:05:46 > 0:05:4754.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50APPLAUSE
0:05:50 > 0:05:5254 for Exeter.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Yeah, Exeter... Not only is its first vowel an E, its first letter is an E.- Look at that.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57It's got three Es in it. Doesn't have any other vowels.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- OK... Chris.- Yes.- Welcome. Great to have you here.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02I mean, when you were doing The Bill, did you...
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- I mean, you must have done quite a lot of police training for it?- None whatsoever.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Really?- No.- You didn't go visit Hendon once?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12No, not at all. Every time I see a policeman, I run the other way.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Yes.- Do you have a policeman, sort of, adviser on board,
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- who would tell you... - There were police advisers there. Yeah. All the time. Yeah.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21It must have been quite hard for them to advise Burnside,
0:06:21 > 0:06:25given you literally didn't do anything you were supposed to do at any point.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26LAUGHTER
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Now, Chris, cities with E as their first vowel.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Well, I'm going to go for Ely.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Ely... OK, well, let's see.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Ely. How many of our 100 people said Ely?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Well, 54 is our only score at this point.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46You've passed 54. Oh, Ely, look at that!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Sneaking by at 23.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Very good.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52APPLAUSE
0:06:52 > 0:06:56That's a very good answer. One of the smallest cities in the UK, Ely. Just 20,000 people.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Arthur, welcome to Pointless. It's great to have you here.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- It's great to be here.- Now, when you were playing Crabtree,
0:07:03 > 0:07:06how strict were they on script?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08We used to have weird conversations like...
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I can remember saying, "In the last series,
0:07:10 > 0:07:16"I said 'deena mote' for 'dynamite' but this season it says 'deena meet'."
0:07:16 > 0:07:20And David Croft would say, "Say whatever you feel is right."
0:07:20 > 0:07:22LAUGHTER
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Bizarre conversations.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24There we are. Now, Arthur,
0:07:24 > 0:07:28we're looking for a city whose first vowel is an E.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Preston.- Preston.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said Preston.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36It's right.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Well, 23 is our low score.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Preston passes 23 with ease.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Down it goes to 9. Very well done indeed, Arthur.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47APPLAUSE
0:07:50 > 0:07:52That's a good answer, isn't it? Very, very well played.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Yeah, it was granted city status in 2002, Preston.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Who's on the, on the city committee?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- It is, it is...- There's three people.- Yeah.- There's the Queen...
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Yes.- There's... Do you know the ex-footballer Jimmy Bullard? - Jimmy Bullard? Of course I do.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- And me.- And you. LAUGHTER
0:08:07 > 0:08:10We sit around, and we decide what's to be the next city.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Very good.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15I can exclusively reveal - I mean, it's all fair and above board, and we don't accept bribes at all -
0:08:15 > 0:08:18but the next UK city is going to be Qatar.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20LAUGHTER
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Matt, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Now, when you're doing your sort of doorstepping,
0:08:30 > 0:08:32your investigative journalism...
0:08:32 > 0:08:34So, has it come to blows yet, Matt?
0:08:34 > 0:08:38The worst I've had, I've had a biro shoved up my nose,
0:08:38 > 0:08:41and a leaf blower swung at my head. You know, one of the... Those big...
0:08:41 > 0:08:46- You know, electric leaf blowers. - Yeah.- Whoosh! Like that.- Was it blowing at the time?
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- No, no. Otherwise I'd have a lovely, sort of...- I was going to say, you'd have a...- ..Harry Styles quiff.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53And all these things were done by Anne Robinson, you say?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55LAUGHTER
0:08:55 > 0:08:58She'd have to get near me first.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01OK. Now, Matt, cities whose first vowel is an E.
0:09:01 > 0:09:06I think, possibly, the last city to be named was Perth.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08OK, so you're going to say Perth.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Let's see if it's right, let's see how many people said Perth.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14It's right.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15HE EXHALES
0:09:15 > 0:09:189 is our low score at the moment.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Perth...
0:09:19 > 0:09:22is 4. Look at that. Very well done indeed.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25APPLAUSE
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Well done.- Thank you.- That's a terrific answer, Matt.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Very well played. And you're absolutely right.- Thank you very much indeed.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Halfway through the round, let's look at the scores, 4 the best score.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Very well done. Dominic and Matt looking very strong.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Then up to 9 - Arthur and Mina.
0:09:39 > 0:09:4123 - Chris and Roberta.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43And then 54 - Helen and Vicky.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46So, Vicky... Yes, we're going to need a low score from you.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Good luck.- I can't...
0:09:48 > 0:09:52OK, we're going to come back down the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Dominic, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Now, you, I imagine you must get the best service of anyone in the country.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Speaking as someone who generally apologises if someone stands on my
0:10:05 > 0:10:08foot. Were you always quite a confrontational, shall we say, person?
0:10:08 > 0:10:12I regularly complain, but I also regularly will actually compliment somebody if the service is good,
0:10:12 > 0:10:15and I'll quite often phone a company up or send a letter and just say,
0:10:15 > 0:10:19"Do you know what? That person, or what you're doing, is very, very good."
0:10:19 > 0:10:21But I do like speaking my mind.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Positive encouragement. It's the only way they learn, Dom, isn't it?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- It is.- Only way they learn.- If you don't correct, you accept.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Oh, that's nice! I'll remember that.- How about that?
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Dominic, there you are, you're on 4.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Our high-scorers are Vicky and Helen on 54, so 49 or less...
0:10:34 > 0:10:36will get you through.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39I can only think of some of the bigger ones. I'll go for Leicester.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Leicester, says Dominic.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Let's see if that's right. Here's your red line.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Quite nice and high. If you can get below that, you're through to Round Two.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Very well done. You're in Round Two.
0:10:55 > 0:10:5731 for Leicester. APPLAUSE
0:10:57 > 0:10:5935 is your total.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Well played, terrific stuff.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04The world's first-ever package tour was organised by
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Thomas Cook from Leicester to Loughborough.- Oh!- I know.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10How about that? I have to say, though, left 20 minutes late, so I don't know...
0:11:10 > 0:11:12LAUGHTER
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Thanks very much. When was that?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- Must have been centuries ago.- 1841.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Wow.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Thank you very much.- Pleasure.- Good.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Mina.- Hello.- Mina, welcome to Pointless.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Lovely to have you here. Do you know,
0:11:24 > 0:11:27my very first foray into TV comedy was on Thin Blue Line?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29On The Thin Blue Line?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32I don't know why, I played a drunk toff.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33- LAUGHTER - That's so, that's so weird.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37- I know. Bit of a...- You've taken method acting really too far.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38LAUGHTER
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Now, Mina, you're on 9.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43The high-scorers are still Vicky and Helen on 54.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. - No pressure.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48So, 44 or less gets you through.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50I've got a couple.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53I'm going to go for Derby.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Derby. Derby, says Mina.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Here's your red line. If you can get below that with Derby,
0:11:59 > 0:12:02you're through to the next round. How many people said Derby?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05It's right.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Very well done.
0:12:10 > 0:12:1118.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13APPLAUSE
0:12:13 > 0:12:1527 is your total.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Very good answer. There's a car park in Derby that's been named one of the
0:12:19 > 0:12:22ten most secure places in the world, alongside Fort Knox and various other places.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Hasn't had a case of vandalism ever since it's been built.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27So it's one of the most secure places in the world.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- I wouldn't keep my money there, but, apparently...- No.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31- Apparently that's the place.- Wow.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Ah, Roberta. Roberta, welcome to Pointless.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Now, you were in The Bill.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41It was one night a week, wasn't it?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43But then it suddenly went up to twice a week.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45It was so immensely popular.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46- I know.- So, that kind of...
0:12:46 > 0:12:49But it remained a drama, but almost on a, sort of,
0:12:49 > 0:12:51on a soap opera footing.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Everyone had, you know, the speed at which...- They're mad for it in Australia.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56I did a book tour there and it was like...
0:12:56 > 0:13:00I was Tom Cruise when I got off the plane. I mean, they were mad for it.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Now, Roberta, you're on 23.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06I'm so sorry, Vicky and Helen, to keep holding you up like this,
0:13:06 > 0:13:07but you are still our high-scorers.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- I'm going to faint in a minute. - 30 or less, Roberta,
0:13:10 > 0:13:12keeps you in the game.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14I'm going to go for Wrexham.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Wrexham. Wrexham.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19That, that... The single, sort of, "Mmm" from
0:13:19 > 0:13:21the audience, I don't know what that means. But, yeah. Wrexham.
0:13:21 > 0:13:26Let's see if it's right. Here's your red line. That could be a brilliant answer, let's hope it is.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Oh, no!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Oh, no!- I'm so sorry!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- It's all right. - I'm so sorry, Roberta.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Wrexham...
0:13:37 > 0:13:40You should wave Wrexham through one of these days.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I know. I wish I had now. If only I had.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45No, not a city, I'm afraid, Roberta.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Vicky...
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Vicky, welcome to Pointless.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- Thank you.- How many episodes of Bad Girls did you make?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57We reached over 100, I know, when we actually finished,
0:13:57 > 0:13:59including a couple of Christmas specials, that sort of thing.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02But I remember them kind of going, "And this is, you know,
0:14:02 > 0:14:05"our 100th episode," so I know we did a little bit more than that.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- That's got to be some kind of record, hasn't it?- Yeah.- That's an enormous number.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Living, breathing...
0:14:09 > 0:14:12You must have had a fair few run-ins with Helen, over...
0:14:12 > 0:14:15I mean, not with Helen Helen, but with Bodybag...
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Well, yes and no,
0:14:16 > 0:14:19because although my character and the other Julie were constant
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- reoffenders...- Yeah.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24..they sort of played the game, as well, so they, you know,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26they were quite helpful sometimes or...
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- They wouldn't grass, you know? That sort of thing.- They weren't, they weren't the naughtiest,
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- by any means.- No, no. - Very good. Now, Vicky...
0:14:33 > 0:14:34- Yes.- No longer the high-scorers.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37No longer the high-scorers. You have a target, which is 68 or less.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- Yeah. Yeah, OK.- 68 or less.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Right.- You must have a good answer, surely.- You'd think, wouldn't you? You'd think I would.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Sure would.- OK, I'm going to go for Chelmsford.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Chelmsford. Chelmsford, says Vicki. Here's your red line.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51If you can get below that with Chelmsford, you're
0:14:51 > 0:14:55into the next round. Let's see how many people said Chelmsford. Is it right?
0:14:58 > 0:14:59It is right.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01And through you go.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Oh, that's a good answer. Down it goes, down it goes.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08It's 3! What about that? APPLAUSE
0:15:08 > 0:15:10The best till last, Vicky.
0:15:10 > 0:15:1457 is your total. Lowest score of the round, there.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Oh, my goodness!- I tell you what, she's some actress.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18At the start of the round, "Oh, not UK Geography,"
0:15:18 > 0:15:21throughout the entire round, "This is going to be awful,"
0:15:21 > 0:15:24and then coming up with the best answer of the round, just like that.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Just like that. Now, there is one pointless answer out here,
0:15:26 > 0:15:28and there's some low scorers as well.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32The pointless answer is Derry. So, well done if you said that.
0:15:32 > 0:15:37You'd have got 1 point for Newry, also in Northern Ireland.
0:15:37 > 0:15:382 points for Westminster.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Then it's Chelmsford, it's the next best answer on the board.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45Terrific stuff. 6 points for Hereford, and for Wells.
0:15:45 > 0:15:479 points for Newport. 11 for Chester.
0:15:47 > 0:15:5013 for Peterborough. 16 for Belfast.
0:15:50 > 0:15:5217, Sheffield.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55You would have got 27 for Newcastle upon Tyne.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56So the top three were...
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Leeds, 37.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Exeter, 54. What do you think's top?
0:16:03 > 0:16:07- Edinburgh.- Edinburgh, of course it is. Big scorer, though. 78.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Wow. There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13At the end of our first round, the pair who are heading home -
0:16:13 > 0:16:17I'm so sorry - with their high score of 123, it's Roberta and Chris.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Far too soon to be sending you home.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21It's been such a pleasure having you on.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Thank you. Roberta and Chris! APPLAUSE
0:16:26 > 0:16:30But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36And, suddenly, we're down to three pairs.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38And at the end of this round, we'll be down to two pairs.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41I mean, it's sort of tragic, really, but that's how it works.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Well done, Dominic and Matt. Lovely low-scoring teamwork there.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- Thank you.- Superb. Vicky...- I know!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Just wonderful.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Lovely low score from you. And Mina and Arthur...
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I mean, we've got returners on both of those two pairs,
0:16:54 > 0:16:57and you're here for the first time, and here you are in Round Two already.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59It's looking very strong indeed.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two, this evening,
0:17:02 > 0:17:04is...
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Actors. Can you all decide, in your pairs,
0:17:08 > 0:17:10who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13And, whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17OK. And the question concerns...
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- Film Villains. Richard... - On each board,
0:17:23 > 0:17:25we're going to show you the names of six film villains.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28We need you to tell us the actor who played them, please.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Obviously, the more obscure answer, the better it's going to be.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Six on each board, 12 to have a go at at home.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Good luck.- OK, so, who is the actor who played each of these villains?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Here's our first board of six. We've got...
0:17:54 > 0:17:55I'll read those all again.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Helen...
0:18:10 > 0:18:14My memory's left me, I'm afraid, but...
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I know it's the most obvious, but...
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Hannibal Lecter was Anthony Hopkins.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Anthony Hopkins, says Helen.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Let's see if it's right, let's see how many of our 100 people agree.
0:18:29 > 0:18:3253. APPLAUSE
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Not bad. Not bad.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38A character who was previously played by Brian Cox, of course.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Not that one.- Not that one. - No.- The other one.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Now, Mina...- Yes.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- Mina, how do you find our board? - I know a few of them.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50But I'm just wondering which...
0:18:50 > 0:18:54Cos sometimes you think it's obscure and it's obvious.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Erm...
0:18:56 > 0:18:59I'm going to go Sheriff of Nottingham - Alan Rickman.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Alan Rickman, says Mina.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Let's see how many of our 100 people agree with that.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- Ooh...- Did he not...?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Oh, Mina.- Oh!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13I'm afraid it's not, for some reason.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Yeah, sorry, Mina. Not 2010, I'm afraid.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Oh! 2010!
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Of course. There we go. Thanks very much, Richard.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Dominic. Now, here's fun, Dominic - this board's all yours.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28You can talk us through all of them, if you like.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30This is not a good subject for me,
0:19:30 > 0:19:34because I'm somebody who watches films and pays very little attention to the actors' names.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38- Ah...- So, for me, I'm going to take what I think is the right answer,
0:19:38 > 0:19:41probably not the lowest one, I'm going to say Gordon Gekko,
0:19:41 > 0:19:43which I think was Michael Douglas.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Michael Douglas, says Dominic. Michael Douglas.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Let's see if it's right, let's see how many people said it.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53It is right. Well, 100 was our highest score.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56You've passed that. 53 is our low. You've passed that.
0:19:56 > 0:19:5723.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59APPLAUSE
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Still looking very strong on that far podium.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Well played, Dom. Very, very solid indeed.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Let's fill in the rest of these.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07We'll end on the Sheriff of Nottingham.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09We'll start at the top, Freddy Krueger...
0:20:09 > 0:20:11who was Robert Englund.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Would have scored you 17 points.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- John Doe, in Se7en... - It's Kevin Spacey.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Kevin Spacey was the answer there.
0:20:17 > 0:20:1910 points. Captain Hook in Hook...
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- Slightly harder, that. It's... - Dustin Hoffman.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- Dustin Hoffman, yeah. - Yeah.- 21 points.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27And the Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood was...
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Mark Strong, or something like that? - No, it was Matthew Macfadyen.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- Oh, right. - And it was a pointless answer, so very well done if you said it.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Can I just commend our persistence in writing Se7en with a "7".
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- With a- "7". I like that.- Good, isn't it?- Yeah.- It's attention to detail.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Yup. It is. Bewitched?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Do we do the little star instead of the E?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46- Yes, we do. - This is all thrilling. Thank you.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Let's move on. We're halfway through the round.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Let's take a look at those scores. 23. Well done, Dominic.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Dominic and Matt, once again, looking very, very strong.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Then up to 53, Helen and Vicky.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Once again, a high score from you, Helen.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01But you've been saved by an incorrect answer,
0:21:01 > 0:21:03because Mina and Arthur are on 100.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05It may not be the last incorrect answer, Arthur,
0:21:05 > 0:21:08so if we have a low score from you...
0:21:08 > 0:21:10we could see you in the next round.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13We'll come back down the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18OK, let's put six more villains up on the board.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19And here they are. We've got...
0:21:37 > 0:21:39I'll read those one last time.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Now then, Matt...
0:21:57 > 0:22:01It's one of those subjects where you think you know almost all of them...
0:22:01 > 0:22:05- Yeah.- ..but not with 100% certainty.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09So I'm going to go with the one I'm relatively sure of...
0:22:10 > 0:22:14..and that's Alec Trevelyan from GoldenEye, I think was Sean Bean.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Sean Bean.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Now, you have to score 76 or less.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19That's what it looks like. There's the red line.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Let's see how many people said Sean Bean.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25It's right.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26And you're through.
0:22:30 > 0:22:3113.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33APPLAUSE
0:22:33 > 0:22:3536 is your total.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Well played, Matt. They're not putting a foot wrong on that last podium, are they?
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Indeed. Thanks very much indeed. Now, Arthur...
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Still our high-scorers.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I don't know whether this is a high score. I mean, there's...
0:22:48 > 0:22:51I've seen all of these movies, but I can't really remember the names.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54But the one I think I can remember is Cruella De Vil - Glenn Close.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Glenn Close, says Arthur.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58No red line for you, as you are the high-scorers,
0:22:58 > 0:23:01but let's see how many of our 100 said Glenn Close.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Not bad. 22.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13APPLAUSE
0:23:13 > 0:23:15122 is your total.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Yeah, well played. Did everything you could there.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Just puts a little bit of pressure on Vicky.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Yeah. I was going to say that one.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- Vicky, do you want to talk us through the board? - Not really, no.- No?
0:23:25 > 0:23:26LAUGHTER
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Actually, there was only about three that I knew.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31I didn't know the Sean Bean one, at all.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35So I'm going to go with the Dr Evil, Austin Powers as Mike Myers.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Mike Myers, says Vicky.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Here's your red line. Get below that with Mike Myers,
0:23:39 > 0:23:43you're in the head-to-head. Let's see how may people said Mike Myers.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Very well done.
0:23:51 > 0:23:5333. APPLAUSE
0:23:53 > 0:23:5586 is your total.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Yeah, he played Austin Powers and Dr Evil, of course, Mike Myers,
0:24:00 > 0:24:03in that film. Wonderful performances.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Now, Hans Gruber in Die Hard - do you know who that is, Mina?
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- Jeremy Irons.- It's Alan Rickman! - Alan Rickman.- No, it was Alan Rickman.- Alan Rickman!
0:24:11 > 0:24:15- Really?- 16 points for that. Agent Smith in The Matrix...
0:24:15 > 0:24:17was Hugo Weaving.
0:24:17 > 0:24:196 points. The best answer on the board
0:24:19 > 0:24:22is Professor Moriarty in the Sherlock Holmes films.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Do you know that? It's a tough one.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25It was Jared Harris.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Jared Harris.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Would have scored 1 point.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Thank you very much indeed, Richard. So, at the end of our second round,
0:24:32 > 0:24:36- the pair who are heading home with their high score of 122, I'm so sorry...- I'm sorry.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40- ..Arthur and Mina, it's you. - I was so looking forward to Arthur playing for the "jokpit", as well.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42LAUGHTER
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Thank you so much for coming along.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Please come and play again. Arthur and Mina, wonderful to have you on.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48APPLAUSE
0:24:50 > 0:24:52But for Dominic and Matt, Helen and Vicky,
0:24:52 > 0:24:54it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55APPLAUSE
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Very well done. Dominic and Matt, Helen and Vicky,
0:25:00 > 0:25:01you are now one step closer to the final
0:25:01 > 0:25:03and the chance to play for that jackpot,
0:25:03 > 0:25:06which currently stands at £2,500.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09APPLAUSE
0:25:09 > 0:25:13So we have to decide which pair's going to go through to the final and play for that money
0:25:13 > 0:25:15and we do that by making you go head-to-head.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17The big difference is you can now chat before you give your answers.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19You can confer, play as a team.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22First player to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24It's going to be very exciting.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29APPLAUSE
0:25:31 > 0:25:33OK, here comes your first question.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35And it concerns...
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Madonna UK Top 40 Singles, Richard.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43We're going to show you five images now,
0:25:43 > 0:25:45which are visual clues to Madonna UK Top 40 singles.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Can you name the most obscure single, please?
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Brilliant. Let's reveal our five visual clues.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52And here they are.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54We've got...
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Mmm!
0:26:19 > 0:26:21OK. There we are.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Now, Dominic and Matt, you've been our low scorers,
0:26:23 > 0:26:26so you will answer first.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29I think we'll go with A.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- Mmm-hmm.- And I'm going with Dear Jessie for that.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Dear Jessie. Dear Jessie, say Dominic and Matt.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Now then, Helen and Victoria,
0:26:36 > 0:26:38do you want to talk us through the rest of that board?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40I've got to say, out of all the artists I could pick,
0:26:40 > 0:26:43I'm not just saying this, I'm not, I'm not a great fan.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Sorry, Madonna. So I only know, actually, two and that's by kind of
0:26:46 > 0:26:50working it out. So I think the least, sorry, the lowest score would be...
0:26:50 > 0:26:53American Pie? Would D be that?
0:26:53 > 0:26:55OK, you're going to go for American Pie.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57So we've got Dear Jessie, we've got American Pie.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Dominic and Matt said Dear Jessie for A.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05It's right.
0:27:09 > 0:27:1022.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12APPLAUSE
0:27:14 > 0:27:1722. Now then, Helen and Vicky have gone for American Pie for D.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said American Pie.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25- It is right. Oi!- Oh.
0:27:25 > 0:27:2686.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29APPLAUSE
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Very well done. Dominic and Matt, after one question, you're up 1-0.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Well played, gents. Let's fill in the rest of these.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37C, took me a while to work this one out.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- Material Girl.- Material Girl.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- Of course it is.- I was thinking, stair carpet child...?
0:27:42 > 0:27:45I was thinking, is it tartan? What is it? Stripe?
0:27:45 > 0:27:4752 points for that.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49- E...- Hollywood.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Hollywood, yup.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Well done. That would have scored you 48.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57And the best answer was a number-four hit, and it is...
0:27:57 > 0:27:58Bedtime Story.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00- Oh...- It would have scored you 5 points.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Very well done, if you said that at home.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Thanks very much indeed. OK, here comes your second question.
0:28:05 > 0:28:06Helen and Vicky, you get to answer it first
0:28:06 > 0:28:08but you have to win it to stay in the game,
0:28:08 > 0:28:11- so very best of luck. - OK, thank you.- It concerns...
0:28:13 > 0:28:15LAUGHTER
0:28:15 > 0:28:17- TV Crime Shows. Richard.- OK.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Yeah, we're going to show you five clues now,
0:28:19 > 0:28:20to facts about TV crime shows.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23You just need to give us the most obscure answer, please.
0:28:23 > 0:28:24Thanks very much, Richard. Now, look,
0:28:24 > 0:28:27I could read out the clues for you but where's the fun in that,
0:28:27 > 0:28:29when we've got Kevin Whately to do it?
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Kevin...
0:28:31 > 0:28:32Hi, Xander and Richard.
0:28:32 > 0:28:36I'm sorry I can't be there tonight, but I'm up to me eyes in murder.
0:28:36 > 0:28:40But I do have five questions for you about crime shows on TV.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44Which actor won a Golden Globe in 2012
0:28:44 > 0:28:47for playing DCI John Luther in Luther?
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Oh...
0:28:49 > 0:28:51On which Channel Island was Bergerac set?
0:28:54 > 0:28:58What is the name of the Danish drama series that starred Sophie Grabol
0:28:58 > 0:29:00as the detective Sarah Lund?
0:29:01 > 0:29:06Which actor plays my character's sidekick in the TV series Lewis?
0:29:08 > 0:29:12And the TV series Life On Mars and Ashes To Ashes are named after
0:29:12 > 0:29:14singles by which British singer?
0:29:14 > 0:29:16Good luck.
0:29:16 > 0:29:17Mmm.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19OK, I'll read those out for you again.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Here they are...
0:29:39 > 0:29:41There we are.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Helen and Vicky, you go first.
0:29:43 > 0:29:47- A-hem.- Erm, right.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50Well, the actor who played Detective Inspector's Lewis's sidekick
0:29:50 > 0:29:52was Laurence Fox.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55Laurence Fox, say Helen and Vicky. Laurence Fox.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58Now, Dominic and Matt, talk us through the rest of that board.
0:29:58 > 0:30:02So, the British actor who won a Golden Globe in 2012
0:30:02 > 0:30:04for Luther was Idris Elba.
0:30:04 > 0:30:08The Danish drama series, we think, is The Killing.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10The Channel Island could be Jersey or Guernsey, and I can
0:30:10 > 0:30:13never remember which one it is.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15And David Bowie recorded the...
0:30:15 > 0:30:18- Ashes To Ashes. - Ashes To Ashes and Life On Mars.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20We're going to go for Danish drama, yeah?
0:30:20 > 0:30:21- Yeah.- The Killing. The Killing.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24So, we have Laurence Fox and we have The Killing.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Helen and Vicky said Laurence Fox
0:30:26 > 0:30:28played Kevin's sidekick.
0:30:28 > 0:30:29Let's see if that's right.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32Let's see how many of our 100 people said Laurence Fox.
0:30:39 > 0:30:40Oh...
0:30:40 > 0:30:43APPLAUSE 15. That's a good score.
0:30:45 > 0:30:4715 for Laurence Fox.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Dominic and Matt, meanwhile, have said The Killing.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51Let's see if that's right.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54Let's see how many of our 100 people said The Killing.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03Oh! 17! APPLAUSE
0:31:05 > 0:31:07I said it was going to be close.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09Look at that. Very well done indeed.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11Helen and Vicky, absolutely back in the game, there.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13It's 1-1 after two questions.
0:31:13 > 0:31:15How about that? Well played, both teams, there.
0:31:15 > 0:31:16The best two answers on the board.
0:31:16 > 0:31:18Nothing you could have done about Laurence Fox -
0:31:18 > 0:31:20the best answer up there.
0:31:20 > 0:31:21Idris Elba was correct.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26That would have scored you 24 points.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29The Channel Island is Jersey,
0:31:29 > 0:31:31and that would have scored you 71.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33And you were right about David Bowie, as well,
0:31:33 > 0:31:35and that would have scored you 60.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39OK, it all comes down to this third question.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Whoever wins this goes through to the final,
0:31:41 > 0:31:42and plays for that jackpot.
0:31:42 > 0:31:44Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...
0:31:50 > 0:31:53Yeah, we're going to show you five items, now, that are used in DIY,
0:31:53 > 0:31:55but we've left out alternate letters from their names.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58Can you fill in those gaps? If you give us the most obscure answer,
0:31:58 > 0:32:00you'll go through to play for the jackpot, so very best of luck.
0:32:00 > 0:32:04OK, let's reveal our five DIY tools, and here they are...
0:32:17 > 0:32:18I'll read those all one last time.
0:32:27 > 0:32:30Dominic and Matt will go first.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32THEY WHISPER
0:32:34 > 0:32:38You've got sanding... Sanding block.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41- Soldering iron. - Oh, yeah, yeah.- Yeah.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Yeah, cos no-one'll get that.
0:32:43 > 0:32:44- Yeah.- OK.- Yeah, OK.- Yeah.
0:32:46 > 0:32:49We'd like to go the fourth one down...
0:32:49 > 0:32:53and that should be soldering iron.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55- Soldering iron.- S-O-L-D-E...
0:32:55 > 0:32:58- Yeah, soldering iron.- Soldering iron.- That's how it's spelt.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00Now, Helen and Vicky, talk us through the rest of that board,
0:33:00 > 0:33:02- if you can. - We didn't actually know that many.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04We're going to be honest with you.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06The third one down, we think, is jigsaw.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09Yes, and I think the last one is spirit level.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13- So we're toying up, and we think to go for...- Spirit level.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15Spirit level.
0:33:15 > 0:33:16OK, so we have soldering iron
0:33:16 > 0:33:17and we have spirit level.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19Dominic and Matt said soldering iron.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21Let's see how many of our 100 said that.
0:33:24 > 0:33:25It's right.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33Oh, look at that. 9.
0:33:33 > 0:33:34Thank you.
0:33:35 > 0:33:379 for soldering iron.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40Helen and Vicky, meanwhile, have gone for spirit level.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Let's see how many of our 100 people said spirit level.
0:33:45 > 0:33:46It's right.
0:33:50 > 0:33:5545. 45 for spirit level.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Which means, Dominic and Matt, very well done indeed,
0:33:57 > 0:34:00after three questions, you are through to the final, 2-1.
0:34:00 > 0:34:01- Well done, darling.- Thank you.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03And soldering iron was the best answer on that board,
0:34:03 > 0:34:04so very, very well played.
0:34:04 > 0:34:05Terrific head-to-head.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Let's fill in the rest of them.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09Jigsaw, you were absolutely right about.
0:34:09 > 0:34:10It's a big scorer, though.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12Jigsaw would have scored you 64.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15- The top one is blowtorch.- Blowtorch.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17Blowtorch, yup.
0:34:17 > 0:34:18That would have scored you 35.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20- And the second one... - This I couldn't get for ages.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22- Sanding block.- Sanding block.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24- Oh, right. - And that would have scored 24.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26There we are. Thanks very much indeed.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29So the pair leaving us, at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:34:29 > 0:34:30I'm sorry to say, Helen and Vicky.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32But that was close.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35- My goodness, what a fantastic penultimate round.- Absolutely.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37It's been such a treat having you on. Thank you for coming along.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39- Thank you. - Please come and play again.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42- Helen and Vicky!- Love to.- Thank you.
0:34:42 > 0:34:43Congrats, you two.
0:34:43 > 0:34:47But, for Dominic and Matt, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:34:47 > 0:34:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:34:50 > 0:34:52Congratulations, Dominic and Matt.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54You fought off all the competition
0:34:54 > 0:34:57and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities
0:35:05 > 0:35:09and, at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,500.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11CHEERING
0:35:13 > 0:35:15Well, I think there's something poetic about this.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18You've fought off all the pretend law and order people,
0:35:18 > 0:35:21and here you are - our knights in shining armour,
0:35:21 > 0:35:23daily doing battle against wrongdoers.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26Let's hope there's something up on that board that you
0:35:26 > 0:35:30like the look of. We've got four for you to choose from, and they are...
0:35:36 > 0:35:39Boxers is a no-no. Absolute no-no, for me.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42The Lake District, I think I know about, but I don't.
0:35:42 > 0:35:43I know a little bit about the boxers,
0:35:43 > 0:35:46but not enough to feel confident. Lake District, definitely no.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49As long as the Lake District questions are all on Beatrix Potter,
0:35:49 > 0:35:51- I'll be fine.- OK, right. - LAUGHTER
0:35:51 > 0:35:5321st-century comeback albums -
0:35:53 > 0:35:55no-one ever remembers comeback albums.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57You're really good on music. You play in a band.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59No-one remembers the name of a comeback album.
0:35:59 > 0:36:02They remember the original but they don't remember the comeback album.
0:36:02 > 0:36:05- I think '98 is the best one. - Shall we go for that one?- Yeah.
0:36:05 > 0:36:07- '98.- The year 1998.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09- Richard...- OK, best of luck, gents.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11Questions in three very different areas, here.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13Hopefully one of them, at least, will suit you.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15We are looking for...
0:36:15 > 0:36:18any credited cast member in the film Armageddon.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21So anyone, according to IMDB, who appeared in the film Armageddon.
0:36:22 > 0:36:26We are looking for any artist who had a UK number-one album in 1998.
0:36:26 > 0:36:31Or any of the players in the Fifa World Cup final between Brazil
0:36:31 > 0:36:34and France in 1998 - any of the 44 players on those two squads.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36So anyone credited in the cast of Armageddon,
0:36:36 > 0:36:38artists with UK number-one albums,
0:36:38 > 0:36:41or players in the Fifa World Cup final squads of Brazil or France.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44OK. Now, as always, you've got up to one minute
0:36:44 > 0:36:47to come up with three answers, and all you need to win that jackpot
0:36:47 > 0:36:50for your charities is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:36:50 > 0:36:53- Are you ready?- Are you ready?
0:36:53 > 0:36:55- Yes.- OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58There they are. Your time starts now.
0:36:58 > 0:37:01OK, so, in Armageddon, there's a crazy Russian guy,
0:37:01 > 0:37:04and I think his name is Peter Stormguard.
0:37:04 > 0:37:08- That's good.- No-one will get that because he's a tiny character,
0:37:08 > 0:37:10who's in it for five seconds, but he's also in Fargo.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12- I think that's a good one.- OK.
0:37:12 > 0:37:14That's cracking. Go for that one, yeah.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16So, players in the Fifa World Cup final,
0:37:16 > 0:37:19- so the two teams that were contesting...- In '98.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22..were France and Brazil.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25- So France... - I don't know anything about France.
0:37:25 > 0:37:28Manu Petit played for France,
0:37:28 > 0:37:31definitely played for France, in that final. Emmanuel Petit.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35And, then, who else would have been in the cup final?
0:37:35 > 0:37:37Everyone knows Ronaldo.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39Everyone knows Ronaldinho.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42People don't... Who would people not remember from that final?
0:37:42 > 0:37:45We've got 16 seconds and one more answer, and you're cooking with gas.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47OK... I'm going to say...
0:37:47 > 0:37:50- Let's go for another one. - Ten seconds left.- Cafu.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52I'm going to say Cafu...
0:37:52 > 0:37:55played in the World Cup final.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Armageddon, Peter Stormguard,
0:37:57 > 0:37:58and Emmanuel Petit.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01OK. That's your time up. Let's have those three answers again.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03If that's not there, I'm sorry.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05Let's have those three answers one last time.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07- OK, Peter Stormguard... - OK, Peter Stormguard.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09..was in Armageddon.
0:38:09 > 0:38:10- I really hope he was.- Brilliant.
0:38:10 > 0:38:13- OK.- I'm going to say Emmanuel Petit played for France...
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Emmanuel Petit.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17..and Cafu played for Brazil.
0:38:17 > 0:38:18Cafu, for Brazil.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21OK. Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer,
0:38:21 > 0:38:24- do you think?- Peter Stormguard. - Peter Stormguard.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Perfect. There it goes. Least likely to be pointless?
0:38:26 > 0:38:28- Is Cafu.- Cafu.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30Well, let's put those up on the board in that order, then,
0:38:30 > 0:38:31and here they are. We've got...
0:38:36 > 0:38:37Well, three very good answers there.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40Let's hope at least one of those is pointless,
0:38:40 > 0:38:42and will win that jackpot for your charity.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44What charities are you playing for? Dom, what's yours?
0:38:44 > 0:38:46I'm going to split mine between lupus,
0:38:46 > 0:38:49which is a condition that sadly took my mum from me,
0:38:49 > 0:38:50and breast cancer,
0:38:50 > 0:38:53because I know people close to me who have suffered from that.
0:38:53 > 0:38:57- Matt?- There's a fantastic homeless charity in my hometown, Reading,
0:38:57 > 0:38:59called Launchpad, so half for that,
0:38:59 > 0:39:03and half for the Stillborn and Neonatal Death Society.
0:39:03 > 0:39:04Very good.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12Four fantastic causes that stand to benefit.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14Let's hope at least one of these answers is pointless
0:39:14 > 0:39:16and will win that jackpot for you.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19OK, your first answer was Cafu.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22In this case, we were looking for players in the 1998 World Cup final.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25Cafu, you thought was probably least likely to be pointless,
0:39:25 > 0:39:27so let's find out.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30For £2,500, how many people said Cafu?
0:39:30 > 0:39:32Is it wrong?
0:39:32 > 0:39:34- It's right.- Oh, thank God.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36Now, all this has to do is go down to 0,
0:39:36 > 0:39:40and we can give you that jackpot of £2,500.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42Cafu taking us down into the teens...
0:39:42 > 0:39:44Into single figures, down it goes, still going...
0:39:44 > 0:39:46Oh! 5! APPLAUSE
0:39:46 > 0:39:50- That was close. - There was room for a Rizla.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52- Emmanuel Petit will be fine. - It's a great answer, though.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54That's a great answer.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56Sadly not pointless, though.
0:39:56 > 0:39:57Two more shots at today's jackpot.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59Your next answer was Emmanuel Petit.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02Again, we were looking for players in the World Cup final from 1998.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04It has to be pointless.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07For £2,500, how many people said Emmanuel Petit?
0:40:11 > 0:40:13It's right.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15Well, Cafu took us all the way down to 5.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19Emanuel Petit now takes us down through the 20s into the teens...
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Into single figures?
0:40:21 > 0:40:22Yes, into single figures.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24It passes 5... 4! GROANING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:24 > 0:40:26We're heading in the right direction.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29I tell you, you are going absolutely in the right direction.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32Now you think of Sylvain Wiltord. No-one's going to get Sylvain...
0:40:32 > 0:40:35- But this is our ace.- But, now, this is the ace up your sleeve.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37Peter... Where did you know Peter Stormguard from?
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Because I love the films of the Coen brothers, and he's in Fargo,
0:40:40 > 0:40:44and then he has this cameo, and it's fantastic, in Armageddon.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47But I'm... I'm... I'm not sure I've got it right.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50Well, this is the sort of pointless knowledge that wins games.
0:40:50 > 0:40:51Let's find out. Peter Stormguard.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54We were looking for cast members of Armageddon.
0:40:54 > 0:40:55It has to be pointless.
0:40:55 > 0:40:58For £2,500, how many people said Peter Stormguard?
0:41:02 > 0:41:05- Oh, no!- Oh, no!- Oh, no!
0:41:05 > 0:41:07It wasn't, was it? It's the wrong name.
0:41:10 > 0:41:11- Well...- It's the wrong name.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13We will hear, in due course,
0:41:13 > 0:41:16what the right answer should have been for that, but I'm so sorry.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18- That's so annoying. - That's the kind of answer that
0:41:18 > 0:41:21should have won you the jackpot, but good knowledge.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23I'm sure... I'm sure you weren't far off.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26But I'm afraid you didn't find that pointless answer you needed to win
0:41:26 > 0:41:29that jackpot, so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32However, as it's a celebrity special,
0:41:32 > 0:41:34and all our celebrities are paying for a nominated charity,
0:41:34 > 0:41:37we're going to donate £500 to each celebrity pair,
0:41:37 > 0:41:38so there we are.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43And you get a Pointless trophy to take away, so very well done.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46It's been fabulous having you on the show. Very strong performance.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Yeah, really unlucky. It's not Stormguard.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50It's Peter Stormare. Peter StormARE.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52- Oh!- It would have scored you 1 point.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55- It wasn't pointless. - Imagine that. It wasn't pointless.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58- 1 point.- Oh, OK, that's fine. That was the best I had.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00He is in Fargo as well.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04We'll start with Armageddon.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07Charlton Heston, who narrates the film, was a pointless answer.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10Jessica Steen. Michael Clarke Duncan is a pointless answer.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Owen Wilson, a pointless answer.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14Everyone there, pointless, apart from Bruce Willis,
0:42:14 > 0:42:16Liv Tyler, Ben Affleck, Steve Buscemi,
0:42:16 > 0:42:18- Peter Stormare, and Billy Bob Thornton.- Peter Stormare.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Everyone else was pointless.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23Let's take a look at the pointless answers for the albums.
0:42:23 > 0:42:245ive was a pointless answer.
0:42:24 > 0:42:27- There, with a five at the beginning of it.- There we go.
0:42:27 > 0:42:28- Jane McDonald! - Garbage, Jane McDonald...
0:42:28 > 0:42:31The Beautiful South. You also could have had the Beastie Boys,
0:42:31 > 0:42:33Catatonia, Embrace and the Corrs.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35All of those were pointless answers, there.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37Let's take a look at the final one.
0:42:37 > 0:42:41The footballers, loads and loads of names in the footballers.
0:42:41 > 0:42:42Bebeto. Denilson.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Didier Dechamps was a pointless answer, unbelievably.
0:42:44 > 0:42:48Youri Djorkaeff. You could have had Aldair, Bernard Lama,
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Christian Karambeu, Christophe Dugarry,
0:42:50 > 0:42:52Edmundo Giovanni,
0:42:52 > 0:42:54Junior Baiano, Lionel Charbonnier,
0:42:54 > 0:42:56Vincent Candela, Ze Carlos and Ze Roberto.
0:42:56 > 0:42:57All of those were pointless answers.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59Very well done if you got those at home.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02You know what? A really valiantly played jackpot round.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04Really, really unlucky. Well played, gents.
0:43:04 > 0:43:05Thanks very much. Unfortunately,
0:43:05 > 0:43:07we have to say goodbye to you, Dominic and Matt,
0:43:07 > 0:43:10but it's been brilliant having you on the show. Thank you for playing.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12- Thank you.- Dominic and Matt!
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Join us next time, when we'll be putting more
0:43:17 > 0:43:19obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE