0:00:14 > 0:00:16APPLAUSE
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Thank you very much indeed.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome
0:00:28 > 0:00:31to Pointless Celebrities, the show where the aim of the game
0:00:31 > 0:00:33is to avoid the obvious answers and find the obscure ones.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41And couple number one.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44My name's Tim Vine. I'm a comedian.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46I'm Tim Vine. I'm also...
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I'm sorry, I'm Terry Alderton and I'm also a comedian.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51APPLAUSE
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Couple number two.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57I'm Tracy-Ann and I'm an actress and writer from London.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00I'm David Schneider. I am an actor, writer,
0:01:00 > 0:01:02but I spend most of my time on Twitter,
0:01:02 > 0:01:04where people think I'm David Schwimmer.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Couple number three.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13I'm Richard Coles and I'm an astronaut.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I'm a vicar, but I also...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17I'm the only vicar who's had a number one record
0:01:17 > 0:01:19cos I was in The Communards.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Well, mine's going to be really dull.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I'm Julia Hartley-Brewer. I'm a columnist and broadcaster.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32And finally, couple number four.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I'm Arthur Smith, internationally famous,
0:01:35 > 0:01:39semiprofessional comedian and mayor of all Balham.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41LAUGHTER
0:01:41 > 0:01:45I'm Arlene Phillips, often known as The Dancing Queen
0:01:45 > 0:01:48and sometimes known as She Who Must Be Obeyed.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Well, thank you very much, all of you.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56We will find out more about you throughout the show
0:01:56 > 0:01:59as it goes along. That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02If he were a cocktail, he'd be strong, sweet...and in glasses.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05It's my Pointless friend. It's Richard.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Hiya. Evening, everybody.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11- Good evening to you.- Good evening.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- How are you?- I'm extremely well. - This is a fun line-up.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17We've got someone on each team who's played the show before.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19On two and four, we've got Arlene and David.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21They've both played before. Both very solid.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23But one and three is where the big story is, really.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Very, very different shows, our returners have had.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Julia got through to the jackpot round, won the jackpot.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Get in!- Won the jackpot, and now teaming up with
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- the Reverend Richard...- This loser!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36..who we've tried to get on so many times.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Certainly a lot of pressure on you, Richard, I'm afraid.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40So, Julia - very, very strong player.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41On podium one, we've got Tim.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Yeah, what?- Been on before, haven't you, Tim?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I have been on before, yes. Let's leave it there.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- It was so brief that people may have forgotten.- It was very brief.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- On for one round, joined the 200 Club.- Yes.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Well, I've grown a slight beard in order to be in disguise.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56I was hoping you wouldn't bring this up.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Now, as usual, all of today's questions have been put
0:03:00 > 0:03:03to 100 people before the show. Our contestants here
0:03:03 > 0:03:05are looking out for those pointless answers,
0:03:05 > 0:03:07these being answers that none of our 100 people gave.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Find one of those and we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,
0:03:12 > 0:03:15each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19We are going to start off with a jackpot of £2,500. There it is.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31So, all you have to remember is this -
0:03:31 > 0:03:33the pair with the highest score at the end of each round
0:03:33 > 0:03:36will be eliminated. That is all. That is the only rule,
0:03:36 > 0:03:39the cardinal rule of Pointless. Best of luck to all four pairs.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Our first category this evening is...
0:03:43 > 0:03:45It's Pets. Can you all decide in your pairs
0:03:45 > 0:03:48who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57OK. And the question concerns...
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Fictional Dogs. Richard.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03On each board, we'll show you seven descriptions
0:04:03 > 0:04:06of famous fictional dogs from literature, film or television.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09You just need to give us the most obscure answer you can, please.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12There's going to be 14 in all to have a go at at home,
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- so best of luck. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16So, we're looking for the names of the fictional dogs described
0:04:16 > 0:04:19by these clues. Here's our first board of seven.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I'll read them one last time.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Terry, a very, very warm welcome to Pointless.- Hello.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Lovely to have you here. You started off as a goalkeeper,
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- for heaven's sake, Terry. - Yeah, I did.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13I was a goalkeeper for Southend United.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- The great Southend United. - Hm. What took you from goalkeeping?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I wasn't very good in goal and then I was probably quite funny in goal,
0:05:19 > 0:05:23so I decided that I'd end up doing impressions and jokes and stuff,
0:05:23 > 0:05:25so kind of that's where it ended up.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Putting you back in the firing line here, Terry.- OK.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29What would you like to go for on this board?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I'm going to go for the cartoon beagle
0:05:31 > 0:05:33because I know it's probably a good one to go for
0:05:33 > 0:05:35because I know not everyone knows that Charles did it.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38It was obviously Charlie Brown and it's Snoopy.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Snoopy.- Yeah.- Snoopy, says Terry.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Let's see how many of our 100 people said Snoopy.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Is that good?
0:05:49 > 0:05:5141. APPLAUSE
0:05:53 > 0:05:5441 for Snoopy.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Surprisingly low score for Snoopy.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59He was originally going to be called Sniffy,
0:05:59 > 0:06:01but there was another cartoon dog with the same name.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Tracy-Ann, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Lovely to be here. - Now, you were in the RSC -
0:06:09 > 0:06:11the Royal Shakespeare Company to you and me.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13You were at the National, you toured with the National.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16I mean, you've done all this classical theatre.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Everyone knows you as Chrissie Watts.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Well, some. Or some under ten-year-olds know me
0:06:21 > 0:06:23as the woman that got turned into a cyber man
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- and who took on the Daleks. - That's true, yes. Exactly. Good.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28You see, it's a massive demographic.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30But, you know, and lots of people remember you
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- for all your classical theatre, as well.- You do, Xander.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Now, Tracy-Ann...- Yes? - ..what are you going to go for?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37When you watch this at home,
0:06:37 > 0:06:40it's not nearly as pressurised as when you're here, and I'm torn,
0:06:40 > 0:06:42but...I don't know.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45I'm going to go for the Great Dane puppy who is nephew to Scooby-Doo
0:06:45 > 0:06:46in the cartoon series,
0:06:46 > 0:06:48and I'm going to say Scrappy-Doo.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Scrappy-Doo, says Tracy-Ann. Let's see if that's right.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Let's see how many of our 100 people said Scrappy-Doo.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56It's right.
0:06:56 > 0:06:5941 is our only score at this point.
0:06:59 > 0:07:0051 for Scrappy-Doo.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Is that all right? OK. - APPLAUSE
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Well played, Tracy-Ann. More famous
0:07:06 > 0:07:09than Snoopy, mainly cos he's the worst cartoon character
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- in the history of the world. - Literally the worst, yeah.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Just terrible. Nobody sticks up for him. Nobody.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Thank you very much, Richard.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Richard, a very warm welcome to Pointless.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Now, The Communards - you mentioned them.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24What...? I mean, they were just huge, but why did you stop?
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Why did you leave us this way?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Well... - LAUGHTER
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Because I found I WAS able to say goodbye
0:07:31 > 0:07:34because, basically, I stood next to Jimmy Somerville -
0:07:34 > 0:07:38who is a hugely talented person - as a very kind of mediocre pianist.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41And when Jimmy Somerville, the super-talented person,
0:07:41 > 0:07:44decided to do something else, nobody was really interested
0:07:44 > 0:07:46in a mediocre pianist, so I had to find something new to do.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Really?- That's the short answer. - That's the short...?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52It's a very modest answer. And now you have a parish up in Finedon.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Finedon, that's right.- Finedon.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Is that yours for life or might you get posted elsewhere?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Well, we don't get posted. You can either move on
0:07:59 > 0:08:01or you could indeed be fired under the terms
0:08:01 > 0:08:04of the Clergy Discipline Measure, many of which I'm infringing
0:08:04 > 0:08:06merely by being on this programme, I must say.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- LAUGHTER - So, who knows? I think it's unlikely
0:08:08 > 0:08:10that I'm going to find myself in a bishop's palace.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Now, Richard, Pet Dogs. Are you happy with Pet Dogs, by the way?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Our fictional pet dogs? - Well, I adore pet dogs. I have four.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19But my mind has gone immediately blank,
0:08:19 > 0:08:22but I've got a hunch that I think I might know one of them.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25I've just got this idea that The Call Of The Wild
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- had a dog in it called White Fang. - White Fang. Now,
0:08:29 > 0:08:31there's a kind of noise, a murmur,
0:08:31 > 0:08:33that we occasionally get when someone comes up with either
0:08:33 > 0:08:35a brilliant answer or a wrong answer.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38LAUGHTER Let's find out which White Fang is.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Is it right? How many people said White Fang?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Oh, no!- Ooh, Richard.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Richard, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- It scores you 100 points.- Is that wrong?- I'm afraid it is wrong.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- LAUGHTER - Yeah, sorry, Richard, he did write
0:08:53 > 0:08:55a book called White Fang, Jack London.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57That's why it's in your mind.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I've also had the Bishop of Northampton on the phone.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02He needs to see you on Monday morning, I'm afraid.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- LAUGHTER - Thank you.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Thanks very much, Richard. Arlene, welcome back.- Thank you.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Lovely to have you back on Pointless, as ever.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Now, Hot Gossip. Was that something...?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Did you start that for fun?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Well, it started because, in the '70s,
0:09:17 > 0:09:20I was teaching jazz and it was, like, really hot
0:09:20 > 0:09:22and then I would put on my television
0:09:22 > 0:09:27and all any dancer seemed to do was...smile.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28And I wondered why they kept smiling
0:09:28 > 0:09:31cos when you dance, you're in another world.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35So, I got together my best pupils, put them together and I said,
0:09:35 > 0:09:38"Right, we're going to create a group that's about living.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40"It's going to be sexy and hot."
0:09:40 > 0:09:44And for three years, every director went, "Too sexy for TV,"
0:09:44 > 0:09:46until somebody saw our photograph and went,
0:09:46 > 0:09:48"I'm doing a Kenny Everett Video Show."
0:09:48 > 0:09:51And everyone thought we were famous overnight
0:09:51 > 0:09:54because we made the front page of every paper
0:09:54 > 0:09:56cos we were too sexy for TV.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Thank you. We have you to thank for all our hot dancers to this day.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Marvellous, Arlene. Thank you. Now, this board is all yours.- Yes,
0:10:02 > 0:10:03I see.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07I would hope that Mickey Mouse's pet dog was
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Pluto.- Pluto, says Arlene.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Let's see if that's right for Mickey Mouse's pet dog.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13How many people said Pluto?
0:10:15 > 0:10:16It is right.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Ooh, look at that. Pluto - 46. APPLAUSE
0:10:21 > 0:10:26- Not bad at all, Arlene. 46 for Pluto.- Well played, Arlene.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28It's very weird for a mouse to have a pet dog.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- It is.- What's that about? - It is, but also the scale
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- is entirely wrong.- Yeah. I tell you, Walt Disney,
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- I don't think it's going to get anywhere.- I don't think it is.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Let's fill in the rest of these, shall we?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42The dog who accompanies Dorothy is the biggest answer
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- on the board.- Toto.- Toto. That would have scored you 73.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47The dog whose dream was featured in an episode of Neighbours?
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Bouncer.- Bouncer, absolutely. Good answer, as well. 26 points.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53The boarhound who's Hagrid's pet,
0:10:53 > 0:10:56that is Fang. 10 points for that.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00And so the Jack London novel, the dog is called Buck.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02It's the best answer on the board, as well.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Would have scored you 2 points. - Thank you, Richard. Well, we're
0:11:05 > 0:11:08halfway through the round, so let's take a look at those scores.
0:11:08 > 0:11:1041, Terry. There you are. Best score of the round.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Well done, Terrance. - Terry and Tim looking very strong.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Then we go up to 46 where we find Arlene and Arthur.
0:11:15 > 0:11:1951 - Tracy-Ann and David. And then 100 - Richard and Julia.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Who knows what the next board is going to be like.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Might be many more hundreds, you never know.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Julia, if we have a low score from you, at least you're
0:11:25 > 0:11:27in with a shout. We'll come back down the line.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34OK, let's put seven more descriptions
0:11:34 > 0:11:38of fictional dogs up on the board, and here they come. We've got...
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I'll read those all one final time.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Arthur, welcome to Pointless. - I am delighted to be here.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Not as delighted as we are to have you. A true...
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- No, this is the greatest day of my life.- Well now, come now.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41- We've had Tony Hawks on the show.- Yes.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44And Tony, as you know, does these wonderful,
0:12:44 > 0:12:47incredibly lucrative ventures which are sparked off by bets.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Obviously, he's taken a fridge round Ireland,
0:12:49 > 0:12:52he's played all the Moldovan football team at tennis.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55I don't know, I always thought this sort of mythical bet thing
0:12:55 > 0:12:58was just a ruse, but no, you are. You're the better.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Well, I certainly was on the Moldovan tennis one,
0:13:01 > 0:13:02and, genuinely, it did happen.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05He went off to Moldova and lived there for a while.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08And finally did beat them all.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12So I lost the bet and therefore had to sing the Moldovan national anthem
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- naked on Balham High Road. - LAUGHTER
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Just a normal Saturday night, really.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Yeah, well, I mean, I would have been doing it anyway.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Arthur, you are on 46. If you can manage to score 53 or less,
0:13:23 > 0:13:25you're straight into the next round.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Well, my knowledge of fictional dogs
0:13:28 > 0:13:31is... I have a PhD in it.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34So, I'd say I'm going to go with the bottom one there.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38I think that Tintin, his dog
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- was Snowy.- Snowy, says Arthur.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Let's see how many of our 100 people said Snowy.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45There's your red line. Get below that, you're in Round Two.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Let's see how many people said Snowy.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51It's right.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Very well done indeed.
0:13:54 > 0:13:5637.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58APPLAUSE Taking your total up to 83.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- You're into Round Two. - Well played, Arthur.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Very well done. Straight through.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Yeah, sold over
0:14:04 > 0:14:06230 million books worldwide.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- That's enough, isn't it? - Yeah, that'll do you.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- That's enough to be getting on with.- Wow.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Yeah, thank you.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Now, Julia, welcome back.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17You've ended up as a sort of political journalist, haven't you?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20That seems to be your bag. Did you intend to go in that direction?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I did. I always wanted to do it.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24I quite like the idea of being a politician,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26but I don't like people very much, so...
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- That doesn't seem to preclude being a politician.- No, that's true.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- You could get ordained. - LAUGHTER
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Now, Julia, you are our high-scorer on 100,
0:14:36 > 0:14:39which means we definitely need a low score.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43I'm going to go for the dog created by Eric Hill,
0:14:43 > 0:14:46which, I think, but now, of course, at this moment of pressure,
0:14:46 > 0:14:49I now don't think I'm very sure, is Spot.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Spot. Eric Hill's creation Spot. Let's see if it's right.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Let's see how many people said it.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55No red line, as you're our high-scorers.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57It's right.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00That could be a very good score,
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Julia, and exactly what you need.
0:15:02 > 0:15:0324. 124...
0:15:03 > 0:15:07APPLAUSE ..is your total.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09That could be enough to keep you in the game.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Well played, Julia. Kept yourself in it there. Yeah, he's...
0:15:12 > 0:15:15My kids used to read the Spot books. He used to draw
0:15:15 > 0:15:16a lot of aircraft, Eric Hill,
0:15:16 > 0:15:19and the markings on Spot, on his body and tail,
0:15:19 > 0:15:21are the same as aircraft markings if you look closely.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25- That's a nice one, isn't it?- Yeah. - A nice little hidden thing there
0:15:25 > 0:15:27for aircraft enthusiasts.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29There we are. Thank you very much.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- David, welcome back to Pointless. - Thank you.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I think you were in the head-to-head last time.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- I got as far as the head-to-head. - Yeah, not bad at all.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Then humiliated by Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson.- Yeah, yeah.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- It still hurts.- Two of my favourite on-screen Tonys.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- Of course, Hayers and le Mesmer are the two I'm thinking of.- Ah, yes.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Tony Hayers, the great commissioning editor of the BBC.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53And I think it's Tony Hall now, which is quite close to Tony Hayers.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56There you are. And you've been directing, as well, now.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Oh, yes.- You've been doing Josh Widdicombe's new sitcom.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Yes, yes, I now help the youngsters,
0:16:01 > 0:16:04help the youngsters to be funny from the other side of the camera.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Yeah, so, I've done with Josh Widdicombe and Jack Dee in it
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- and I think it's funny.- Excellent.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Look forward to that very much. Now, David, you're currently on 51.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16If you can score 72 or less, you're into the next round.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Right. The stuff that you think is definitely right,
0:16:20 > 0:16:22when you're here, you just don't know,
0:16:22 > 0:16:24but I think I will go for the dog by Robbie Jackson,
0:16:24 > 0:16:28who was my favourite member of The Jackson 5,
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- is Wellard.- Wellard, says David.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Wellard. Here's your red line. If you get below this red line
0:16:33 > 0:16:36with Wellard, you're through to the next round. How many people said it?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41It's a good answer, and through you go.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Very well done.
0:16:44 > 0:16:4633. APPLAUSE
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Taking your total up to 84.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Yeah, he was on the show for 14 years, Wellard.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54It was three different dogs, though.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Thanks, Richard. Now, Tim.- Yes.- Tim.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Welcome, welcome.- Let's make this a long chat. I think I'm going home.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03LAUGHTER Now, Tim, every year,
0:17:03 > 0:17:05at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival,
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- they have this sort of best joke of the festival. The best joke.- Yes.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12And pretty much always, it's you who wins it.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- No, I've won it twice. - Have you?- Yeah.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Maybe you've been runner-up millions of times.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Oh, well, that's the story of my life, yeah. Except tonight.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Do you ever find they pick the gag that you think,
0:17:22 > 0:17:25"Hang on, that wasn't even my favourite gag"?
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Yeah, that does happen. Yeah, yeah.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Tim, you're on 41. - It's been lovely being here.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Still, Julia and Richard - 124. 82 or less is what we need from you.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Do you fancy talking us through that board?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36I can talk you through the heroic collie.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38That's the one I know.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41I knew Snowy and I knew the heroic collie and that was it.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44So, I'm going to go for, and just hope it's...
0:17:44 > 0:17:47And I apologise, Terry, cos Snoopy was a great...
0:17:47 > 0:17:50If this isn't enough, it's only gone wrong again.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52But I'm going Lassie.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Lassie, says Tim. Lassie.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Here is your red line. You have to get below this red line with Lassie.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Richard and Julia, will he do it?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Yes.- Lassie - how many people said it?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05It's right. You've done it!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Very easily. 56. APPLAUSE
0:18:08 > 0:18:1256 for Lassie takes your total up to 97.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Very well played, Tim.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18And Lassie, or Pal, was trained by Rudd Weatherwax.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Yes.- Oh, I knew that. - That, you knew.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Rudd Weatherwax. That's a good name, isn't it?- Isn't it?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Let's take a look at the rest of these.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29The talking dog apparently killed in an episode of Family Guy
0:18:29 > 0:18:31is Brian. Brian Griffin.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Would have scored you 27.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Jon Arbuckle's dog is...?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Odie.- Odie. Yeah, another very good answer. 12 points for that.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39And this is the best answer.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42It's a dog which literally has a watch for a body,
0:18:42 > 0:18:45and it's called Tock and that would have scored you 1 point.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Very well done if you got that.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49And well done to the person in our 100 who got it, as well.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Interesting. Thank you very much.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53At the end of our first round, the pair heading home
0:18:53 > 0:18:57with their high score of 124, it's our reigning champion Julia
0:18:57 > 0:19:00and our newcomer Richard. You just have to come back.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Far, far too soon to be dismissing you,
0:19:03 > 0:19:04but it's been lovely having you here.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Julia and Richard.- Thank you.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Well done, all of you!
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Julia, our reigning champion has been sent away, back to hospitality.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25As the more astute of you will have realised,
0:19:25 > 0:19:26there are now only three pairs.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28At the end of this round, it'll go down to two.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Our category for Round Two this evening is...
0:19:33 > 0:19:34- Oh, blimey.- Chemical Elements.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I know nothing.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:19:49 > 0:19:53to name as many chemical elements beginning with a letter
0:19:53 > 0:19:56in the second half of the alphabet as they could.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Chemical elements beginning with a letter
0:19:57 > 0:19:59in the second half of the alphabet.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I do like it when we reveal a category
0:20:01 > 0:20:03and you hear all six people going, "Oh, no!"
0:20:04 > 0:20:08We're looking for any element on the periodic table as of March 2015
0:20:08 > 0:20:11that starts with any letter between N and Z, please.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- Very best of luck. - Thank you very much indeed. OK.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Chemical elements from the second half of the alphabet.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- Tim. - Potassium.- Potassium, says Tim.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Let's see how many of our 100 people said potassium.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27It's right.
0:20:31 > 0:20:3332. APPLAUSE
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- This is good. 32 for potassium. - Yeah, tough on
0:20:37 > 0:20:39that first podium. The symbol is K,
0:20:39 > 0:20:43which isn't in the first half of the alphabet, so what's that all about?
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- Tracy-Ann.- Oh.- Tracy-Ann.- Xander.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52- I didn't devise this.- Don't ask a thespian anything about chemicals.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55I'm going to take a stab on this because I think,
0:20:55 > 0:20:59a story of a Russian poisoning spy thing,
0:20:59 > 0:21:02and it had a thing in it that I think was a chemical
0:21:02 > 0:21:06and I'm going to say polonium.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Polonium.- Yes.- Polonium, says Tracy-Ann.- Polonium.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Let's see how many of our 100 people said polonium.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Come on!- It's right! Well done.
0:21:16 > 0:21:1832 is our only score at the moment
0:21:18 > 0:21:20and you've passed that.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- Oh!- 2.- Ho-ho! - APPLAUSE
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Very well done indeed.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Polonium.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Very well played, Tracy-Ann. Terrific answer.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34That show, Saturday Night At The London Polonium
0:21:34 > 0:21:35was very short-lived.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39LAUGHTER Thank you very much indeed.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Arthur.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Yes, my father-in-law was a chemist.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45I'm trying to channel him.
0:21:45 > 0:21:51But I'm going to go further on up the alphabet and go for
0:21:51 > 0:21:54something that's also rather dangerous, uranium.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Uranium, says Arthur.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said uranium.
0:22:02 > 0:22:0432 at the moment is our high score.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07You've passed 32.
0:22:07 > 0:22:0918 for uranium. APPLAUSE
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Not bad at all.- Not as good as yours.- Well played, Arthur.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15- Yeah, named after Uranus. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Well done, Tracy-Ann and David. Lovely, low score there. 2.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Then up to 18, where we find Arthur and Arlene.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Then up to 32, Tim and Terry.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Terry, you're not way out ahead, but a nice, low score from you
0:22:30 > 0:22:32might just keep you in the game.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Best of luck with that. We'll come back down the line now.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:22:40 > 0:22:45Arlene, any chemical element whose name begins with a letter
0:22:45 > 0:22:47from the second half of the alphabet.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Well, it's not exactly a chemical element,
0:22:50 > 0:22:54but you can make it with chemicals.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- A flame. - APPLAUSE
0:22:57 > 0:23:00There's your red line etc.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Let's see how many people said a flame.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- No, bad luck. Sorry, Arlene. - I'm sorry!- Scores you 100 points.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- Takes your total up to 118. - Never mind, darling.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14You may still be in,
0:23:14 > 0:23:16you never know. It's all in Terry's hands.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Sorry, Arlene. We enjoyed the answer, though.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I don't technically know why it's not a correct answer.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Perhaps Arthur's father-in-law maybe would be able to fill us in.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- There must be a reason. - Thank you very much, Richard. David.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32- David.- I think I'll play safe and say sodium.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Sodium, says David. No red line. You're already through.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Let's see how many of our 100 people said sodium.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Not bad at all.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47There we are. 20 for sodium.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- APPLAUSE - Well done!- 22, your total.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55The average human consumes 10g of salt a day, and we only need 3g.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59- Thank you very much indeed, Richard.- Xander...- Yes?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01..I really want a kebab.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Well, I tell you, give it a couple of minutes, you can have one.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06LAUGHTER
0:24:08 > 0:24:10APPLAUSE
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Or not. Terry, who knows?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17We need 85 or less from you.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Well, I could be wrong.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22I think, possibly, I'm going to go for quinine.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25- Quinine?- Yeah.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- There goes your shawarma, I'm afraid, Arthur.- Yeah.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- LAUGHTER - Quinine's a good one.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Quinine.- Yeah.- Quinine?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- Yeah.- Well, there's your red line. Let's find out, is it right?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44I'm so sorry, Terry.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- I'm afraid quinine... - I was trying to be clever.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Why?- ..not an element.- Because... I didn't know, did I?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52LAUGHTER
0:24:52 > 0:24:56- That scores you 100 points. 132. - Yeah, not an element, I'm afraid.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59You only sing when you're quinine, but not in this case.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02There are quite a few pointless answers. Let's take a look at them.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- Samarium is quite a new one, isn't it?- Hmm.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Don't remember that one.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23At the end of our second round, the pair who are heading home...
0:25:23 > 0:25:24There was drama there, though.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Arthur and Arlene back in the game, which is exciting.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30But it means, Terry and Tim, with your high score of 132,
0:25:30 > 0:25:32we have to say goodbye to you.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Come back and do it again.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- You've done twice as well as you did last time.- A round further.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Take that away. Terry and Tim. APPLAUSE
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Thanks very much. Sorry, Tim.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44But for David and Tracy-Ann, Arthur and Arlene,
0:25:44 > 0:25:45it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Very well done. David and Tracy-Ann, Arlene and Arthur,
0:25:53 > 0:25:55you're now one step closer to the final
0:25:55 > 0:25:56and a chance to play for our jackpot,
0:25:56 > 0:25:59which currently stands at £2,500.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Here's the point where we decide who goes through to the final
0:26:05 > 0:26:07and plays for that jackpot. We make you go head-to-head,
0:26:07 > 0:26:09but you can start to play as a team now.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11You can confer before you give your answers.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14First player to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17This should be close. Best of luck to both pairs.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Let's play the head-to-head.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Here is your first question, and it is all about...
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Robert De Niro Films, Richard.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33I'll show you five pictures of characters played by Robert De Niro.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36We need you to name the film these characters are from, please.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Very best of luck.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41OK, let's reveal our five stills, and here they come.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42We've got...
0:27:07 > 0:27:11There we are. Five stills from Robert De Niro films.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15David and Tracy-Ann, you've been our low scorers, so you will go first.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17- WHISPERS:- E is Travis Bickle.
0:27:17 > 0:27:22- Yeah, yeah, it's... - SHE WHISPERS
0:27:22 > 0:27:24- WHISPERS:- Which is less known?
0:27:24 > 0:27:25THEY WHISPER
0:27:25 > 0:27:26- Shall I say it?- Feel free.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28We're going to go with D, which we think
0:27:28 > 0:27:30is The Deer Hunter.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32The Deer Hunter, say David and Tracy-Ann.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Now, Arlene and Arthur,
0:27:34 > 0:27:36do you fancy talking us through all of those pictures?
0:27:36 > 0:27:40Yeah, I would say B is Raging Bull.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43A is The Godfather?
0:27:43 > 0:27:45I can't find Taxi Driver.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48- Do we have to do all of them? - No, I only want one.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50- Let's go with Raging Bull, B. - Raging Bull, sorry!
0:27:50 > 0:27:53You want to go for B, Raging Bull.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55OK, so, we have The Deer Hunter and we have Raging Bull.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57David and Tracy-Ann said The Deer Hunter.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Let's see if that is right for D.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Let's how many people said The Deer Hunter.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05SHE WHISPERS
0:28:08 > 0:28:10- Keep going, keep going! - That's a good answer.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Look at that. 19. Well done.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Now then, Arlene and Arthur,
0:28:18 > 0:28:20meanwhile, have said Raging Bull for B.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22Let's see how many people said Raging Bull.
0:28:24 > 0:28:25It's right.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28It's got to beat 19.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30- No, 48 for Raging Bull.- Oh! - APPLAUSE
0:28:32 > 0:28:33Well done, David and Tracy-Ann.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36After one question, you're up 1-0.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39Well played, David and Tracy-Ann. Taxi Driver is there.
0:28:39 > 0:28:40It's E.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42- The one where he's standing next to a taxi?- Yeah.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45- No!- Well, he's not driving it, to be fair.- Oh, yeah!
0:28:45 > 0:28:48- 38 points for that. - With some driving gloves?
0:28:50 > 0:28:52I didn't see the taxi!
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Let's take a look at the rest.
0:28:54 > 0:28:58A, that's him as Al Capone in...?
0:28:58 > 0:29:01- The Untouchables.- The Untouchables, yeah. 5 points for that.
0:29:01 > 0:29:02Terrific answer.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04C looks like you should know it, doesn't it?
0:29:04 > 0:29:06It's the one with Liza Minnelli, isn't it?
0:29:06 > 0:29:09It is. It's a Martin Scorsese film.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11- It's called New York, New York. - Oh, yeah!
0:29:11 > 0:29:14Very well done if you got that. 1 point.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16Here comes your second question.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19Arlene and Arthur, you get to answer it first, but you have to win it
0:29:19 > 0:29:22to stay in the game, so best of luck. It concerns...
0:29:24 > 0:29:27- Classical Music, Richard. - Going to play you five excerpts now
0:29:27 > 0:29:29from five very famous pieces of classical music.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32We need you to tell us the composers, please. Good luck.
0:29:32 > 0:29:36OK, so, who are the composers of these pieces of music?
0:29:36 > 0:29:38And here we have A.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41MUSIC PLAYS
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Here's B.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01MUSIC PLAYS
0:30:15 > 0:30:17Here's C.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20MUSIC PLAYS
0:30:42 > 0:30:43Here's D.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46MUSIC PLAYS
0:30:48 > 0:30:50That's, erm...
0:30:50 > 0:30:52I know this one.
0:30:59 > 0:31:00And here's E.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03MUSIC PLAYS
0:31:19 > 0:31:22SHE WHISPERS
0:31:22 > 0:31:25There we are. You'll notice the letters in brackets there.
0:31:25 > 0:31:29That's the initial of the composer's surname.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Arlene and Arthur.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34I think we'll go with A, Wagner.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36A, Wagner.
0:31:36 > 0:31:40- Yeah, the Ride Of The Valkyries. - Wagner, say Arlene and Arthur.
0:31:40 > 0:31:43Now then, David and Tracy-Ann.
0:31:43 > 0:31:47- We'll go for C as Elgar. - OK, C, Elgar.
0:31:47 > 0:31:48So, we have Wagner and we have Elgar.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Arlene and Arthur went for Wagner.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53Let's see if that's right and how many people said Wagner.
0:31:59 > 0:32:0165 for Wagner. APPLAUSE
0:32:03 > 0:32:04Is it enough?
0:32:06 > 0:32:09David and Tracy-Ann, you have gone for Elgar.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11Let's see if that's right for C.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18- No, that's 66!- Oh!
0:32:18 > 0:32:21I said it was going to be close. APPLAUSE
0:32:21 > 0:32:23And that's the right result for you, Arlene and Arthur.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26You're back in their game. After two questions, it's 1-1.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29Very well played. It's those bottom two that'd have won you the points.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32B is Beethoven, but would have scored far too many.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Would have scored you 82.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37- Now, D.- It's Aaron Copland. - Aaron Copland.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Yeah, Fanfare For The Common Man.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43Later covered by The Cheeky Girls, of course. 10 points for that.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46- And E?- It's Gustav Holst. - Gustav Holst.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48From The Planets Suite.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51- 20 points for that. - Thank you very much.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53Your third question. Whoever wins this goes through
0:32:53 > 0:32:55to the final and plays for that jackpot.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58Best of luck to both pairs. It is all about...
0:33:00 > 0:33:02French Food, Richard.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05We're going to show you the names now of five French breads,
0:33:05 > 0:33:07cakes and pastries, but we've removed alternate letters.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Can you fill in the gaps, please?
0:33:09 > 0:33:12French cakes, breads and pastries with missing bits.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14OK, here they are. We've got...
0:33:24 > 0:33:26I'll read those one last time.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37Now, David and Tracy-Ann, you'll go first this time.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42THEY WHISPER
0:33:42 > 0:33:45- I'll just come out with it, shall I?- Just let it out.
0:33:45 > 0:33:50- The third one down, we think is a millefeuille.- Millefeuille.
0:33:50 > 0:33:54- Millefeuille.- OK, David and Tracy-Ann are saying millefeuille.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Arlene and Arthur.
0:33:57 > 0:34:01Alors, Arlene et moi,
0:34:01 > 0:34:05on s'est decide a numero cinq.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Oui.
0:34:07 > 0:34:11On est inspire par Proust.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13- Madeleine.- Madeleine.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16Millefeuille and madeleine.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Now, David and TracyAnn said millefeuille.
0:34:18 > 0:34:19Let's see if that's right.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22Let's see how many of our 100 people said millefeuille.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25- God, we went too quickly. - No, we didn't.
0:34:25 > 0:34:26It's right.
0:34:31 > 0:34:3319. APPLAUSE
0:34:33 > 0:34:35That number is good.
0:34:37 > 0:34:4019. It's been so close this, so far.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43I bet this is going to be close. I couldn't call this.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Arlene and Arthur have gone for madeleine.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47Millefeuille scored 19.
0:34:47 > 0:34:50Madeleine has to beat that for you to go through to the final.
0:34:50 > 0:34:53Let's see how many of our 100 people said madeleine.
0:34:55 > 0:34:56It's right.
0:34:59 > 0:35:00Still going down.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03- Ooh, 26!- Ooh. - APPLAUSE
0:35:03 > 0:35:0526 for madeleine, which means
0:35:05 > 0:35:08very well done indeed, David and Tracy-Ann.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10After three questions, you're through to the final 2-1.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13Very close. Very well played, both teams there.
0:35:13 > 0:35:15Great round for Bake Off fans, this one.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Millefeuille - they always do it on Bake Off.
0:35:17 > 0:35:19One answer up there that would have beaten millefeuille,
0:35:19 > 0:35:22which we'll get onto. Up the top, it's croissant.
0:35:24 > 0:35:27- Which would have scored you 67. - Croque!
0:35:27 > 0:35:31- And then we've got brioche. - It is croque.- 43 points.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Now, Bake Off fans will know this one.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36It's a huge triangle of profiteroles
0:35:36 > 0:35:39that you join together with caramel or anything like that.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42- They had it on the last series. - Like Marge Simpson's hair.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Exactly that, and it's a croquembouche.
0:35:44 > 0:35:48Very well done if you said that. Would have scored you 8 points.
0:35:48 > 0:35:49- Oh!- Very good.
0:35:49 > 0:35:52So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:35:52 > 0:35:55it's Arlene and Arthur. You've done so well. Fantastic performance.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58- Adieu, au revoir. - Very close in the last round.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00- Au revoir!- Thank you so much.
0:36:00 > 0:36:04But for David and Tracy-Ann, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12Congratulations, David, Tracy-Ann.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14You've fought off all the competition
0:36:14 > 0:36:16and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24- HE GASPS BOTH:- A trophy!
0:36:24 > 0:36:26LAUGHTER
0:36:26 > 0:36:28You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,
0:36:28 > 0:36:32and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,500.
0:36:32 > 0:36:33There we are.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40Anything you'd like to see come up in this last round?
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Nothing to do with chemicals or elements or maths.
0:36:43 > 0:36:44- We've done that.- Or geography.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47Let's see what today's selection looks like. We've got...
0:36:55 > 0:36:59- This is...- Oh, this is a disaster. - Awful. Rap superstars?
0:36:59 > 0:37:03- Paintings.- Paintings? - What, like famous...? Any paintings?
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Are you good at art? Do you know your art?
0:37:05 > 0:37:08I'm better at art than sport in Leeds.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10Do you ever go to a museum, art gallery?
0:37:10 > 0:37:12I do know a bit about...
0:37:12 > 0:37:15- Paintings. Let's try Paintings. - Don't put it all on me!
0:37:15 > 0:37:17- OK, you're going to go for Paintings.- Are we?
0:37:17 > 0:37:18If you do know about paintings,
0:37:18 > 0:37:20at least one of these will be good for you.
0:37:20 > 0:37:21Let's look at all three.
0:37:21 > 0:37:25The first one, if you know about Picasso, it's easy, but otherwise...
0:37:25 > 0:37:27Any words of four letters or more
0:37:27 > 0:37:30that appear in any of the titles of Pablo Picasso's works
0:37:30 > 0:37:34in the Tate collection, please, as of April 2015.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36This will be an easy one if you know your art.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39The name of any artist who has any painting
0:37:39 > 0:37:43in the Metropolitan Museum Of Art highlight paintings of 1900-present.
0:37:43 > 0:37:46There's about 50 or 60 artists on that list.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49Or we are looking for anyone who appeared in the cast of
0:37:49 > 0:37:51Girl With A Pearl Earring, according to IMDb.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Any actor in Girl With A Pearl Earring.
0:37:53 > 0:37:54So, words of four letters or more
0:37:54 > 0:37:57in the Tate collection of Pablo Picasso works -
0:37:57 > 0:37:58the paintings, not the etchings.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00Anyone in the Metropolitan Museum Of Art
0:38:00 > 0:38:02highlight paintings, 1900-present.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05And that is, of course, the New York Metropolitan Museum Of Art.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Or the cast of Girl With A Pearl Earring.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09- Very best of luck. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12As always, you've got up to a minute to come up with three answers.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15All you need to win that jackpot for your charities is for
0:38:15 > 0:38:17just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19- Are you ready?- Yes.
0:38:19 > 0:38:20Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22There they are. Your time starts now.
0:38:23 > 0:38:27- Is it in the title?- Definitely. I'm sure there's a horse.
0:38:27 > 0:38:31I don't know. It sure it's a Cubist horse. MoMA art, 1900...
0:38:31 > 0:38:35- There'll be a Whistler, but... - There will be a Whistler.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37That's not going to be pointless.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39What about the cast of Girl In The Earring?
0:38:39 > 0:38:42- Scarlett Johansson, Colin Firth. - But they're not pointless.
0:38:42 > 0:38:47- I know they're not.- Were you in it? - I could have been in it, but no.
0:38:47 > 0:38:51No, we know we've got an answer on that one. MoMA could be...
0:38:51 > 0:38:53MoMA, MoMA, MoMA.
0:38:53 > 0:38:57Going to have to go... Going to have to guess a modern artist.
0:38:57 > 0:39:01- Just pick a...- Just guess.- Dufy.
0:39:01 > 0:39:05- Is that an artist? American artist? - No, he doesn't have to be American.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07You didn't say he had to be American.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09- Are we allowed to talk to you? - No, but it's in New York.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12- Just in the collection.- I feel like I'm in a Woody Allen film.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14- Ten seconds left. - So, they don't need to be American?
0:39:14 > 0:39:17- So, Dufy.- Why don't we go with Dufy?
0:39:17 > 0:39:19- AMERICAN ACCENT:- 'Go with Dufy! - You wanna go with Dufy?'
0:39:19 > 0:39:21And pick someone from Pearl Earring.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Your time is up.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26OK, you spent so much of that doing Woody Allen impressions,
0:39:26 > 0:39:28I'm not sure you've got any answers. What are you going to go for?
0:39:28 > 0:39:32- Are you going to do it or shall I? - No.- We're going to go for Dufy.
0:39:32 > 0:39:36- Raoul Dufy.- Raoul Dufy. We're going to go for horse.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39Horse. Will you say which category you're answering?
0:39:39 > 0:39:43- The cast... No, for the word in a Pablo Picasso.- Yeah.
0:39:43 > 0:39:44And we're going to go for...
0:39:44 > 0:39:47We don't have to go from each one? We can do another Picasso?
0:39:47 > 0:39:49Thank you, David, for listening.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52- In Picasso?- Why not? Yes. - And blue in Picasso.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54Blue. Fair enough. Seems right, doesn't it?
0:39:54 > 0:39:57Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:39:57 > 0:40:00Probably, if it is a real answer, it's got to be the Dufy one.
0:40:00 > 0:40:03OK, Dufy goes last. Least likely to be pointless?
0:40:03 > 0:40:08- Horse.- Horse. - Horse from the Picasso titles.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11OK, let's pop those answers up in that order, and here they are.
0:40:11 > 0:40:12We've got...
0:40:16 > 0:40:20Very best of luck. Three very good answers. Three very good answers.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23They might all be wrong, but they look great on the board.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26Very good answers, but not necessarily to these questions.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29If one of those were to be pointless and would win the jackpot for you,
0:40:29 > 0:40:33- what's your charity, David?- It's the Islington Centre For Refugees.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Very good indeed. Tracy-Ann?
0:40:35 > 0:40:37My late father died of a heart attack,
0:40:37 > 0:40:39so I'm giving my money to the British Heart Foundation.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42Very good. Two excellent charities there.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46We're not going to do it, though, are we?
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Let's hope, fingers tightly crossed, that one of those answers
0:40:49 > 0:40:51will win that jackpot for your charities.
0:40:51 > 0:40:53In the first instance, we were looking for words
0:40:53 > 0:40:58of four or more letters from any Picasso work in the Tate collection.
0:40:58 > 0:40:59You went for horse.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02This was the one you thought was probably least likely
0:41:02 > 0:41:03to be pointless, but let's find out.
0:41:03 > 0:41:06If it is pointless, it'll win your charities £2,500.
0:41:06 > 0:41:08Let's find out how many people said horse.
0:41:11 > 0:41:12- Ooh, it's right.- Oh!
0:41:12 > 0:41:14- Horse is good.- We did horse.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16- We like horse. You did horse. - Horses!
0:41:16 > 0:41:18- You did polonium and you've done horse. - Come on, you horses.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21The horse is riding us through the teens, into single figures.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23Down it goes. Still going down. Passes 2.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Straight away!
0:41:27 > 0:41:30Brilliant. Very well done indeed.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33- I knew it!- Well done.
0:41:35 > 0:41:38Brilliant! Superb.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Oh, yes!
0:41:44 > 0:41:48- We won on horse! - Congratulations. What about that?
0:41:48 > 0:41:50- Horse! Horse!- A horse!
0:41:50 > 0:41:53- Horse was a pointless answer, which means...- Horse!
0:41:53 > 0:41:55- Horse!- Brrr!
0:41:55 > 0:41:58..you go home with that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01Very well done indeed, David and Tracy-Ann.
0:42:01 > 0:42:05- Unbelievable. Unbelievable! Unbelievable.- Thank you.
0:42:06 > 0:42:10- Horse! I love horses. - Terrific stuff.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12He's got a painting called Horse With A Youth In Blue.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15- It's in the Tate's collection. - With A Youth In Blue?
0:42:15 > 0:42:19- There you are, blue.- Blue! - Blue would have scored you 7 points.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21And Raoul Dufy was an incorrect answer,
0:42:21 > 0:42:24so horse was your biggest shot, so very well done.
0:42:24 > 0:42:27Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers
0:42:27 > 0:42:30in the different categories. We'll start with Picasso words.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36All those pointless. Everything was pointless apart from girl, blue,
0:42:36 > 0:42:39woman, weeping, fruit, dove, bowl, guitar, portrait.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42Those are the only ones that scored any points at all.
0:42:42 > 0:42:46We will look at the Metropolitan Museum Of Art now in New York.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52Let's take a look at the actors.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00All of those were pointless answers. Well done if you got
0:43:00 > 0:43:03any of those at home, and very well done if you said horse.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05Thank you very much indeed.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07Thanks once again to our winning players, David and Tracy-Ann,
0:43:07 > 0:43:10who go away with today's jackpot of £2,500 for their charities.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12Well done.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14- Well done!- No, well done.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge
0:43:17 > 0:43:21- to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.