0:00:15 > 0:00:19APPLAUSE
0:00:23 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome
0:00:27 > 0:00:30to Pointless Celebrities, the show that makes big winners
0:00:30 > 0:00:32out of the lowest scorers.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- And couple number one. - Hey! Hello, I'm Keith Chegwin.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44I've danced with Ginger Rogers, I sang the first song that
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Phil Collins ever wrote, I hold...I did hold the world record
0:00:47 > 0:00:50for eating three chocolate eclairs in one minute and five seconds,
0:00:50 > 0:00:51but I've lost that now.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54And now I just go round shouting, "Wahey," all day.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- LAUGHTER - Yeah, my name's Iain Lee.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59I'm a radio presenter and he's getting right on my nerves.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Can I change with someone, please?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Please! - APPLAUSE
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Couple number two.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Hello, my name is Lisa Maxwell and I'm an actress,
0:01:10 > 0:01:14and I nearly forgot that answer...too.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Hello, my name's Rav Wilding and I'm a TV presenter
0:01:17 > 0:01:19and I didn't nearly forget that answer.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Couple number three.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Hello. Well, I'm Helen Lederer and I have worked with him.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- With him? Who's him?- You.- Right.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Oh, um, my name is Nicholas Parsons.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35I'm an ageing thespian
0:01:35 > 0:01:37and I've presented quite a number of shows over the years,
0:01:37 > 0:01:40including one for 48 years, which is called Just A Minute,
0:01:40 > 0:01:43so I can say, without hesitation, repetition or deviation,
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- it's a joy to be on Pointless. - Yeah, very good. Well done.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53And finally, couple number four.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Hi, I'm Antony Costa
0:01:55 > 0:01:57and I'm known for being in the boy band Blue.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Hi, I'm Michelle Heaton,
0:01:59 > 0:02:03and I am a TV personality, fitness freak
0:02:03 > 0:02:05and ex-Liberty X-er.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Thank you very much, all of you. Lovely to have you here.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15We'll find out more about each of you throughout the show.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20A monumental man-child of supple-mindedness,
0:02:20 > 0:02:23it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- APPLAUSE - Hiya.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Evening, everyone.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Good evening to you.- Good evening. - This is going to be fun, isn't it?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- I know.- One of the lovely things about Pointless Celebrities is
0:02:34 > 0:02:37people come back and play more than once, which is really nice,
0:02:37 > 0:02:39just like they do on the regular shows.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41We get people back who've won the jackpot.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43We get people back who've won the whole show.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44You know, all that kind of stuff.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Seven of the eight contestants here have been on before.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Seven have been on before.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Not a single one of them has ever won.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- LAUGHTER - Do you know what?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56It comes to something when the most successful person
0:02:56 > 0:02:58who got on the show is Cheggers.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Cheggers got through to the head-to-head last time.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- I did, didn't I?- You did indeed.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10But no-one's got as far as that so far.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Something's got to give at some point. That's all I'm saying.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Antony's come back for his third attempt.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- First show, got knocked out in the first round.- Yep.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Second show, got knocked out in the second round.- Yep.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- So, come on... - I've got to get the head-to-head.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I would say first round again would be my guess, but we'll see.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27And I would just take a brief pause before we start
0:03:27 > 0:03:29to say what a class act Nicholas Parsons is, isn't he?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31What a pleasure to have you on the show, Nicholas.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- APPLAUSE - Thank you. Thank you.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39There we are. Thank you, Richard. Well said.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40As usual, all of today's questions
0:03:40 > 0:03:42have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Our contestants are looking for
0:03:44 > 0:03:45those all-important pointless answers,
0:03:45 > 0:03:48these being answers that none of our 100 people gave.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Find one of those and we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,
0:03:53 > 0:03:56each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00We start off with a jackpot of £2,500. There we are.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14You'll all remember this, of course, but the pair with the highest score
0:04:14 > 0:04:17at the end of each round will be eliminated.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Best of luck to all four pairs.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21No conferring until we get to the head-to-head round.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Our first category this evening is...
0:04:25 > 0:04:27It's Television. Can you all decide in your pairs
0:04:27 > 0:04:30who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38OK, and the question concerns...
0:04:41 > 0:04:44LAUGHTER Presenters of UK game shows.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45- Richard.- Got a few of them, haven't we?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47On each board, we're going to show you
0:04:47 > 0:04:49the names of seven UK game shows.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51We're also going to show you the initials
0:04:51 > 0:04:52of someone who's presented that show.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55You just need to tell us who those presenters are, please.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Seven on the first board, seven on the second board,
0:04:57 > 0:05:0014 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01OK, thanks, Richard.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04So, let's reveal our first board of seven presenters, and here they are.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06We have got...
0:05:19 > 0:05:21I'll read those all again.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- There we are. Iain, welcome to Pointless.- Hello, thank you.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- It's great to have you here. - You say that.- Now...
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- LAUGHTER - It may be great for you.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- I'm terrified.- Listen, before you answer this question,
0:05:39 > 0:05:41let's talk about The 11 O'Clock Show.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42- Please do. - And how much fun that was.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Oh, amazing fun. - Wasn't it just the best?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- You must have had such a blast. - I was 25.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49I was watching Ricky Gervais and Ali G and Mackenzie Crook
0:05:49 > 0:05:52and all these people were doing wonderful stuff.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- What are you doing now?- I'm getting up at 3.56 every morning,
0:05:54 > 0:05:58presenting a breakfast radio show, a BBC local radio show.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01And it's fun, but I hate getting up that early.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- It's...- How many mornings a week is that?- Five mornings a week.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- So, Friday lunch times, you are just, "Woohoo!"- I'm just partying.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I am sitting back and having a lovely, long doze
0:06:09 > 0:06:11in front of the television.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- And I've got two kids as well, so I go to bed at 7.30 at night.- Wow.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Iain, what are you going to go for on our board?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18OK, right, I can't remember the name
0:06:18 > 0:06:19of the guy that does Knightmare
0:06:19 > 0:06:20and I should do.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I'm going to go with Turnabout.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Rob Curling.- Rob Curling, says Iain.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Rob Curling. Let's see if that's right.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Let's see how many of our 100 people said Rob Curling.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34You're absolutely right.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35- Ooh, come on! - Rob Curling.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Rob Curling, down he goes.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Still going down, still going...
0:06:39 > 0:06:41It's a pointless answer.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Now, that being a pointless answer adds £250 to today's jackpot,
0:06:46 > 0:06:49takes the total up to £2,750.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- I brought him specially. - It scores you nothing, Iain,
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- and gets us off to a rollicking start.- I'm shaking.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Wow!- That was thrilling. - Well done.- So, as I say,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59seven of you have been on before and...
0:06:59 > 0:07:01LAUGHTER
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Well played, Iain. Yeah, Turnabout.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05The brilliant Rob Curling, also a sports presenter.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- I never saw it. - Yes, you did.- Never saw it.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08So little did I see it,
0:07:08 > 0:07:11I thought it was Ronnie Corbett. LAUGHTER
0:07:11 > 0:07:14There we are. Now, Lisa, welcome back to Pointless.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Oh, my goodness. Thank you.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Now, how old were you when you first started working in acting?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23I was 11. I was at a stage school, bit like Cheggers.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26We've been knocking around for years with, like, Lena Zavaroni
0:07:26 > 0:07:29and Bonnie Langford and... That sort of era.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32You've got a fabulous new theatre production coming up, haven't you?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Yeah, I'm doing a play where I play Judy Garland
0:07:35 > 0:07:40in the last two weeks of her life and I have to sing as Judy as well,
0:07:40 > 0:07:42so I've been doing a lot of vocal coaching.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44So, don't be put off. I'll be all right.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- LAUGHTER - So, yes, I'm very excited about that
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- and just a little bit scared as well.- What's it called?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- It's called End Of The Rainbow. - Lovely.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- And it's going all over the country. - Fantastic.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- God, best of luck with that, Lisa. - Thank you.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Now, what about this board of game show hosts?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I'm not too scared of that board
0:08:01 > 0:08:03cos I'm quite old
0:08:03 > 0:08:06and I remember some of
0:08:06 > 0:08:07those old game shows.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10I think I'm going to go for...
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Well, it's got to be Name That Tune
0:08:12 > 0:08:14and it's Lionel Blair.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Lionel Blair, says Lisa.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Let's see how many of our 100 people said Lionel Blair.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21It's going to be high.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23It's right.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Go on, go on, go on.
0:08:26 > 0:08:2926 for Lionel Blair.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Good answer, Lisa.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Well played, Lisa. Also been hosted by Tom O'Connor and Jools Holland.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38They try and bring it back every couple of years.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42There's a new one right now that they're piloting, I know that.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Nicholas.- Yes, indeed. - Very warm welcome back to Pointless.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Lovely to have you here.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Now, Nicholas, you've been working in show business for seven decades.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- That's right, I have, yes. - And you're going up to Edinburgh...
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Absolutely.- ..as you have done for the last 14 years.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Yes, I'm going up for the 15th year.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02HE STAMMERS
0:09:02 > 0:09:05It's called the Nicholas Parsons' Happy Hour.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07It's your sort of compilation, is it, of...?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Yeah, I do a bit of stand-up comedy and engage with the audience,
0:09:10 > 0:09:13and if they're bright, I throw them packets of Smarties.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17And then I have guests as well and I talk to them about their shows.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20They all want to come on and plug their shows,
0:09:20 > 0:09:22so it's turned out to be quite successful.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Lovely. Nicholas, what would you like to go for on this board?
0:09:24 > 0:09:25I know Blind Date -
0:09:25 > 0:09:26that's an easy one -
0:09:26 > 0:09:28and I knew Lionel Blair.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30But what about going for Bullseye?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Jim Bowen.- Jim Bowen, says Nicholas. Let's see if that's right.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Let's see how many of our 100 people said Jim Bowen.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Oh.- 64 for Jim Bowen.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45APPLAUSE
0:09:47 > 0:09:49That's another one they keep bringing back - Bullseye.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Dave Spikey did a version of it, but Jim Bowen did the classic.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Ran about 15 years.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- 19 million viewers, Bullseye. - Wow. ALL:- Wow!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Quite something, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Thank you, Richard.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Michelle, welcome back.- Thank you.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Now, Michelle, I'm going to go on record now
0:10:06 > 0:10:09and say Liberty X were just ace.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- They were just fantastic. - Were you a fan?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I was a huge fan. Would you not get back together?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17We did the big reunion with Blue
0:10:17 > 0:10:19and it was really good fun to be a pop star again
0:10:19 > 0:10:22after being a mum and having my children see me up there.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25It was amazing, but I think that's where it stays.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- OK, fair enough.- Yes. - Now, Michelle, do you want
0:10:27 > 0:10:29to talk us through this board?
0:10:29 > 0:10:30I'm going to have to pick Blind Date
0:10:30 > 0:10:32cos it's the only one left I know
0:10:32 > 0:10:33and I know we're going to lose,
0:10:33 > 0:10:34so let's lose.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Cilla Black.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Cilla Black, says Michelle.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Let's see how many of our 100 people said Cilla Black.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- All of them. - SHE LAUGHS
0:10:44 > 0:10:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:47 > 0:10:4999, Michelle.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- I told you! - At least there's no red cross.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- As we often say, better than 100. - Yeah. Whoo!- It's true.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Let's take a look at the rest of these.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01We'll start with Knightmare.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Very well done if you knew it was Hugo Myatt. 2 points.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Very well done if you said that. Catchphrase?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Roy Walker.- The wonderful Roy Walker, of course.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Another one that's come back. 44 points for that.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- And Robot Wars?- Craig Charles.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Craig Charles.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15And that would have scored you 37.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Rob Curling - the best answer on the board.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Very well done if you said that. - Thanks very much, Richard.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Iain and Keith, what about that?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26You kicked us off there with a pointless answer.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Hats off to you.- Thank you.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Then we travel up to 26, where we find Lisa and Rav.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Then up to 64, Nicholas and Helen.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37And then up to 99, I'm sorry, Michelle and Antony.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Yes, you have a mountain to climb, Antony,
0:11:39 > 0:11:40but thank goodness it's you, eh?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42You get first dibs on the next board.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Find a low score, for goodness' sake.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Let's hope it keeps you in the game.- OK.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47We'll come back down the line.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Can the second players step up to the podium?
0:11:52 > 0:11:55OK, let's put seven more UK game shows up on board,
0:11:55 > 0:11:56and here they are.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58We've got...
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I'll read those all one last time.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Antony, always a pleasure to have you on the show.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Thank you very much. - Lovely to have you back.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- Now, Antony...- Yes.- ..any day now, Blue are going to be 15 years old.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- 15 years, yeah. May 21st. - That's incredible.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35So, have you got any plans? What are you going to do to celebrate?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38We've got some real big gigs coming up next year, but personally,
0:12:38 > 0:12:42for me, I'm just about to star in the rock musical Tommy.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Yeah.- ALL:- Wow!- That's exciting.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- That's very exciting. - Not just a pretty face, am I?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Now, you have a mountain, as I said, to climb.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54There you are, the high-scorers.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- Let's have a low score from you, Antony.- OK.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57What are you going to go for?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I'm going to go Friends Like These
0:12:59 > 0:13:00and it pains me to say it,
0:13:00 > 0:13:02but I think it's Ian Wright.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Ian Wright. OK, no red line for you as you're the high-scorers.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Please!- Let's see how many of our 100 people said
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Ian Wright for Friends Like These.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Yes.- Yes!- It is right.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Oh, that's good.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Oh, that's very good indeed. 7.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- Yay! Well done. - APPLAUSE
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Takes your total up to 106.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27That might get you into the next round, Antony. Well done.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Lovely stuff, Antony. Well done. Given yourself a chance there.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Was originally presented by Ant and Dec.- Yeah, that's right.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Then Ian Wright took over. Terrific answer. Well played.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Thanks very much indeed. Helen.- Hello.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Welcome back to Pointless.- Yes.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Now, let's talk about The Comedy Store back in the '80s.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Shall we? It was quite harsh, Alexander. Quite harsh.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- The audience was quite strict. - Oh, really?
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Threw the odd glass. You'd have to just make sure
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- it was safe to continue. - Seriously?- Yeah.- Glass?
0:13:54 > 0:13:58No, I lied, but I'm just making the audience feel sorry for me.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Oh, I see. - There were no glasses thrown at me.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Now, Helen, you were in Absolutely Fabulous.- Yeah.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06And you've also been involved in the Ab Fab film,
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- which they've been making.- Yeah. - What can you tell us about that?
0:14:09 > 0:14:14Well, it's out. It's going to happen again and I'm poised.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18I'm poised to say my line. Can't wait and it's going to happen.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20There you are. LAUGHTER
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Enticing or what? Now, Helen, you're on 64.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24You need to score 41 or less at this point...
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Oh, Lord.- ..to be with us.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Call My Bluff used to have somebody else
0:14:29 > 0:14:31cos I've been on that twice,
0:14:31 > 0:14:32I'm so old.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34And each time, it didn't have
0:14:34 > 0:14:36the person with the initials BH.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Erm...
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Oh, I'll go with Supermarket Sweep -
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Dale Winton.- Dale Winton. Here's your red line, Helen.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45If you can get below that with Dale Winton,
0:14:45 > 0:14:46you are through to the next round.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52It's right.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Oh.- Oh.- 75.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57APPLAUSE
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Takes your total up to 139, Helen.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Yeah, it was a weird one, Supermarket Sweep, wasn't it?
0:15:02 > 0:15:06- Very successful and it really made him as well.- There we are.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Thank you very much, Richard.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Rav, welcome back.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Now, Rav, you started out as a Harrods' security guard.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14- Then you were a policeman... - Yes.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16..and then you were on Crimewatch.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18How did you find your way in front of the camera?
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Basically, they were looking for a police presenter
0:15:21 > 0:15:23to be part of the presenting team for the show,
0:15:23 > 0:15:28and an advert came out and my mates thought I'd be suitable
0:15:28 > 0:15:30so applied for me.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33And the rest is history. So, what are you doing at the moment, Rav?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Yeah, at the moment, I've got a couple of police shows
0:15:35 > 0:15:38that are coming out on BBC called Neighbourhood Blues,
0:15:38 > 0:15:40which is all about the local police.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42And I've just finished doing Crimewatch Roadshow
0:15:42 > 0:15:44for the last month, which was nice and early,
0:15:44 > 0:15:46like yourself, Iain.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Getting up before five in the morning, which is, yeah, nice.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Now, Rav, good news -
0:15:50 > 0:15:54doesn't matter what you score, you're through to the next round.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56There's a lot of tricky ones there.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59I'm going to say Fun House and
0:15:59 > 0:16:00- Pat Sharp.- Good one.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Pat Sharp. Pat Sharp. No red line. You're already through.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Let's see how many of our 100 people said Pat Sharp.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09- Nice one.- Yeah.
0:16:13 > 0:16:1430.
0:16:15 > 0:16:1756 is your total.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Ten years, that ran for, Fun House.- Did it really?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Yeah, it really did. Amazing, isn't it?- Wow.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- Keith, welcome back.- Thank you.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Now, Keith, your CV is just incredible.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31It includes so many extraordinary things.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- You were in the pilot episode of Open All Hours.- Yes, I was, yeah.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35- Extraordinary.- Many years ago.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38I had to walk into the shop and say, "Have you got a frozen Zoom?"
0:16:38 > 0:16:42And it's funny because I was in the BBC some 20 years later
0:16:42 > 0:16:45and Ronnie Barker walked past me and on the way through,
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- he just went, "Got a frozen Zoom?" - LAUGHTER
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- Did he really?- He remembered it, yeah. It was a long time ago.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53But also, you had a UK top 40 hit. I think you were even...
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Weren't you even number one?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Yeah, well, no. I was at number four with a band called The Bump.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Sorry, Kenny and we sang a song called The Bump.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- That's right.- And then I was with this band called Brown Sauce,
0:17:02 > 0:17:03which was a joke record...
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- So, You Wanna Be A Winner. - So, I Wanna Be A Winner.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- I remember that.- Yeah. I had a bit of a recording career.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10At one point, Rod Stewart's management
0:17:10 > 0:17:12were going to call me Michael Shine.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16So, you could have been introducing Michael Shine here today.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- Michael Shine.- Shine. - I think that's what we use on...
0:17:18 > 0:17:20He said, "You'll never make it in the business
0:17:20 > 0:17:22"with a name like Chegwin."
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- He was right. - LAUGHTER
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Keith, now, listen, it doesn't matter what you score,
0:17:27 > 0:17:28- which is nice.- Yeah!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30You're through to the next round whatever happens.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32I feel privileged now. I really do.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I've got Blankety Blank -
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Les Dawson, Bruce Forsyth -
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Play Your Cards Right
0:17:36 > 0:17:37and Big Break -
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Jim Davidson, obviously.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40So, I've got to go for the least.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Do you know what?
0:17:42 > 0:17:43There were a lot of fans of this
0:17:43 > 0:17:44show, but whether they'd know
0:17:44 > 0:17:46that Jim Davidson did it cos it was
0:17:46 > 0:17:48a little bit...while ago-ish.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50I'm going to go for
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Les Dawson - Blankety Blank. - LAUGHTER
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Les Dawson - Blankety Blank. No red line. You're already through.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Let's see how many people said Les Dawson.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- It's right.- Ah!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- What?!- Look at that. 47.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- APPLAUSE - Wow. Wow.- 47,
0:18:09 > 0:18:12our lowest score of the round, lowest total of the round.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Well done.- Well played, Keith.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16That's the best score of the ones you knew as well.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Also hosted by Terry Wogan and Paul O'Grady, Blankety Blank.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Now we'll fill in the two obvious ones.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23They both scored more than 47.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Play Your Cards Right - Brucey.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- See what that scored. 84. - THEY ALL MUMBLE
0:18:28 > 0:18:29And Big Break, Jim Davidson,
0:18:29 > 0:18:31would have scored you 66.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Now, this other one's been
0:18:32 > 0:18:33presented by lots of people.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Robert Robinson presented it,
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Fiona Bruce presented it, Robin Ray presented it,
0:18:37 > 0:18:40but it was also presented by...
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- Bob Holness.- Bob Holness.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- And would have scored you 8 points.- What?!
0:18:45 > 0:18:46Very well done if you got that at home.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49So, Ian Wright - best answer on the board, Antony. Well played.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Well, thanks very much.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53At the end of our first round, I'm sorry to say,
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Helen and Nicholas... - I'm gutted.- ..it is you.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- We have to send you home.- Oh.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- I'm so sorry, with your high score of 139.- Oh!
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- Far too soon to be sending you home. - But it's been a joy.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07LAUGHTER
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- No, darling, it wasn't a joy. - Doubly so for us.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Helen and Nicholas, thank you so much for playing.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Wonderful to have you. Helen and Nicholas.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- Good luck.- Thank you.- Thank you.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Well done, everybody. You've made it through to Round Two.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Very impressive. Iain, what about that?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31A pointless answer, your first utterance on Pointless.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34I know, incredible. It's genuinely thrilling.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- I was shaking after that. That was...- It was superb.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Thank you very much. - Very strong performance.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- And, Antony, well done. Round Two. Look at this.- I love it.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I tell you what... LAUGHTER
0:19:43 > 0:19:46..barring a catastrophe, one of these pairs is going to win.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49LAUGHTER I can tell you.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52History is going to be made. Best of luck to all three pairs.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Our category for Round Two today is...
0:19:55 > 0:19:59ALL MOAN
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Really?!
0:20:02 > 0:20:05You can go first as well. As much as you want!
0:20:05 > 0:20:06- You swines!- Oh, no!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:20:08 > 0:20:10who's going to go second?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- I'm useless.- I don't know nothing. - Forgive me.- Nothing.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Oh, you are having a laugh.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Teams that played in the 2015 FA Cup.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Antony, it's looking like a head-to-head to me.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35- Oh, here we go.- Richard.- Here we go.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Yeah, we're looking for any of the 64 teams that
0:20:37 > 0:20:41played in the third round onwards of the 2015 FA Cup, please.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43So, any of those 64 teams. Very best of luck.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Now then, Keith.- Yes. - What would you like to say?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I'm useless at football. Do you know the last time I came on here,
0:20:49 > 0:20:51they did a blooming football question?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- I think they've got it in for me. - Oh, I should have been on that one.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57I'm going to say something obscure
0:20:57 > 0:21:00like...Blackburn Rovers.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Blackburn. - Blackburn Rovers, says Keith.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Let's see if it's right.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Let's see how many of our 100 people said Blackburn Rovers.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10And look at that, Keith.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11- Oh, my God! - There you are.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Come on, son! - Come on, Chegs!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Get in!- Come here, buddy.- Thank you.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28They actually got through to the quarterfinals, Blackburn Rovers.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Had a terrific FA Cup in 2015.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32There we are. Blackburn Rovers.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Now, Lisa, to you. - I haven't got a clue. Probably...
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- I know, like, the big teams.- Yeah.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Have I got to think of one that no-one else has thought of?- Yeah.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- Oh, that's the whole game, isn't it? - LAUGHTER
0:21:43 > 0:21:47That is it. 64 teams. There are 63 left for you to choose from.
0:21:47 > 0:21:53I'm going to go with Pompey cos I know...
0:21:53 > 0:21:56I've got friends from Portsmouth and I pride myself on the fact that
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- I know the nickname for that team.- OK.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00It's got nothing to do with anything,
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- but I'm going to say Portsmouth. - Lisa is saying Portsmouth.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Let's see how many of our 100 people said Portsmouth.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Oh, no! I'm sorry, Rav.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12- Oh, I'm sorry, Lisa.- That's OK.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- Sorry.- Not Portsmouth. - Yeah, sorry, Lisa.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Not a bad guess at all.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Not long ago, they won the FA Cup, Portsmouth,
0:22:17 > 0:22:19but weren't in the third round.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Got knocked out in the first round of the FA Cup...- Oh.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- ..I'm afraid, in 2015. - Oh, no. Sorry, Rav.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Mind you, good nickname work, though. Pompey.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Antony, let's have a nice, low score from you.- Oh, well, yeah.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- Beat Cheggers if you can, Antony. - I don't think I'll beat Cheggers.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37- I'm going to say Cardiff City. - Cardiff City.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- That's what I was going to say! - LAUGHTER
0:22:40 > 0:22:41You're on the same team!
0:22:41 > 0:22:45OK, let's see how many of our 100 people said Cardiff City.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50It's right.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Now, you've already passed our high score of 100.
0:22:52 > 0:22:5416 is the low score
0:22:54 > 0:22:56and you pass it. 10. APPLAUSE
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Well done on the far podium.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01A score of 10 for Antony.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Well played, Antony.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- Got through to the last 32, Cardiff City.- Thanks, Richard.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.
0:23:08 > 0:23:1010, Antony. Well done. Best score of that pass.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Antony and Michelle looking strong.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Then up to 16, Keith and Iain.- Brilliant.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Once again, looking pretty safe.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Then, I'm sorry, Lisa.- Oh.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- 100 is a high score. - I know.- So, Rav...
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Do you know what, Rav? Somebody else might score 100.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- I mean, Iain, for example.- This guy. Hi.- There we are.- This guy.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27We're going to come back down the line now.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Michelle. Michelle.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Now, remember, we're looking for the name of any team
0:23:36 > 0:23:39that played in the third round proper of the FA Cup.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Easy. Easy.- 2015. It is.- It's easy.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Listen, if you can score 89 or less...
0:23:46 > 0:23:48I would say Newcastle cos that's where I'm from,
0:23:48 > 0:23:50but that's, I think, a bit too obvious,
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- so let's just go with Sunderland. - OK, Sunderland.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- RICHARD LAUGHS - Why are you laughing?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57It's funny that you would say, "Newcastle is too obvious,
0:23:57 > 0:24:00"so, yeah, Sunderland." I was just thinking about how well
0:24:00 > 0:24:02that'll go down in Sunderland, that's all.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04LAUGHTER
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Here is your red line and I think you've crossed it.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09If you get below that red line, Michelle,
0:24:09 > 0:24:11you are through to the next round.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Let's see how many of our 100 people said Sunderland.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- Well done.- Yay!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Oh, look, with room to spare, Michelle.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Yeah, 16.- Yeah!- 16. APPLAUSE
0:24:27 > 0:24:2926 is your total.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Yeah, knocked out in the fifth round, Sunderland.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Very well played, Michelle.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Now, Rav, you're on 100. Now, we need a low score for you.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- LAUGHS:- Yeah, all right. - Go on, Rav.- Do you know what?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41I know everyone says we don't know a lot about football,
0:24:41 > 0:24:42apart from Antony.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44I really know nothing about football,
0:24:44 > 0:24:47but I'm going to think of one of the Welsh sides perhaps
0:24:47 > 0:24:49who may have got through.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53- So, I'm going to say Swansea. - Swansea, says Rav.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Swansea. No red line for you as you're the high-scorers.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Let's see how far down the column we get with Swansea.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03It's right. CHEERING
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Oh, look at that! 12. In with a shout.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11APPLAUSE You are in with a shout.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- 112 is your total. - Yeah, well played, Rav.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Got through to the fourth round.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Iain's got the look on his face, "I've got to get a right answer now.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20- "I have to get a right answer." - Any right answer.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Thanks, Richard. Now, Iain, yes, you've got to...
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Just a right answer. 95 or less.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27I've clenched again. I relaxed and now I've clenched.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29- LAUGHTER - Blimey!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31OK, my favourite football team.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35I always go and watch them kick a ball around when I'm up north.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- It's the Arsenal. - LAUGHTER
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Is that a football team? Is that a football team, Antony?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- Well, not to me. - I'm going to say the Arsenal.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46OK, Arsenal, says Iain. There is your red line coming up right now.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48If you get below that with Arsenal, you're through to the next round.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50How many people said Arsenal?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Oh!- Well done. You're through.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57- Hey?- There we are. 50 is great.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59- APPLAUSE - Well done.- Thank you, mate.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Takes your total up to 66.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Yeah, they won it in 2015, Arsenal.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Now, no-one said Fulham, which would've scored you 9 points.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10That's what I'd have gone for.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13But I'll give you some of the low-scorers from 3 down.
0:26:13 > 0:26:143 points for Huddersfield Town.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Dover Athletic are one of the non-league teams in it.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Yeovil Town, Chesterfield, Rochdale and Blyth Spartans.
0:26:19 > 0:26:202 points for Colchester,
0:26:20 > 0:26:22AFC Wimbledon, Luton Town, Gateshead.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Barnsley would have scored you 2 points.
0:26:24 > 0:26:271 point for Doncaster Rovers and Southport and Tranmere Rovers.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30There were only two pointless answers, so well done to our 100.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32They were Wrexham...
0:26:32 > 0:26:34- AUDIENCE MEMBER CHEERS - Goodness me!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36- LAUGHTER - You don't get that
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- every time you say Wrexham. - LAUGHTER
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- And Scunthorpe United. - AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- Lot of Scunthorpe fans in. - LAUGHTER
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Now, let's look at the top three -
0:26:46 > 0:26:49the ones that most of our 100 people said.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51All the obvious ones here...
0:26:57 > 0:26:59There we are. Still at the top of our table.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- Oh, the gap's closing, though, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- Arsenal have done well there. - Yeah, they have.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07Who do you support, Antony, just out of...? Spurs, I presume.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08- 24 points for Spurs.- Oh, really?
0:27:08 > 0:27:11I was going to go, but I thought it would be a high one,
0:27:11 > 0:27:12- so I just didn't.- Yeah, it's weird.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16- People didn't think of it. - LAUGHTER
0:27:16 > 0:27:18- I don't know. - I like that. I like that.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Thanks very much, Richard. So, at the end of our second round,
0:27:21 > 0:27:24the pair we've got to say goodbye to, I'm so sorry, Rav and Lisa.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27- Aw, it's been lovely.- I'm sorry. APPLAUSE
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Listen, wonderful having you on.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Thank you so much. Rav and Lisa. Brilliant.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34But for Michelle and Antony, Iain and Keith,
0:27:34 > 0:27:36it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Very well done, Iain and Keith, Michelle and Antony.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45You're now one step closer to the final
0:27:45 > 0:27:46and a chance to play for that jackpot,
0:27:46 > 0:27:50which currently stands at £2,750.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Now, this happens so rarely.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58It's so rare that we get pointless answers
0:27:58 > 0:28:00on celebrity editions of the show.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03But this is the bit where we decide who goes to play for that jackpot
0:28:03 > 0:28:05and we do that by making you go head-to-head.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08You can start playing as a pair and chat before giving your answers.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11First pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21Here is your first question,
0:28:21 > 0:28:24and it is all about...
0:28:25 > 0:28:29- Me!- Brit Award-winning bands. - Oh! Anyone?
0:28:29 > 0:28:31- Richard.- We're going to show you some pictures now,
0:28:31 > 0:28:33and they are visual clues to
0:28:33 > 0:28:35the names of bands that have won Brit Awards.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Can you tell us the names of the bands, please?
0:28:37 > 0:28:40- OK.- Us.- So let's reveal our five images, and here they are.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42We've got...
0:29:02 > 0:29:04There we go. Five visual clues
0:29:04 > 0:29:06to Brit Award-winning acts.
0:29:06 > 0:29:10Now, Iain and Keith, you're our low-scorers, so you go first.
0:29:10 > 0:29:11Feel free to confer.
0:29:11 > 0:29:15- OK.- WHISPERS:- I reckon B is a band called Cornershop.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18- I think so. Shall we do that? - OK, yes.
0:29:18 > 0:29:19What would you like to go for?
0:29:19 > 0:29:21- You do it.- We'd like to go for B.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25And I didn't know the answer to this...
0:29:25 > 0:29:26I'm not sure I do.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Cornershop.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30Cornershop, say Iain and Keith.
0:29:30 > 0:29:31- Cornershop.- Cornershop.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Now then, Michelle and Antony.
0:29:34 > 0:29:36- Talk us through the board. - That was our answer.
0:29:36 > 0:29:40- Oh! She always says that. - That was it.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43We think A looked like the Gorillaz.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46Yeah. D, Chemical Brothers.
0:29:46 > 0:29:47E, The Bangles.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49C is a tough one. International Group.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52Man looks like John Cleese sticking his tongue out.
0:29:52 > 0:29:53- Shall we say Chemical Brothers? - Yeah.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56- All right, D, Chemical Brothers. - OK, D, Chemical Brothers.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59D, Chemical Brothers. Right.
0:29:59 > 0:30:04Now, Iain and Keith have said that B is Cornershop.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Oh! That's a real punt.
0:30:06 > 0:30:07I'm thinking that they were about that time.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10- They were big for about 20 seconds. - They were.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13OK, well, let's see if that's right.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15Oh, no, it's not! I know exactly what it is!
0:30:15 > 0:30:17- Oh, no! Oh, no! - LAUGHTER
0:30:17 > 0:30:20- Oh, no!- Am I on the right show? - Oh, no!
0:30:20 > 0:30:22- MICHELLE:- It's too late!
0:30:22 > 0:30:23- It's not...- It's too late!
0:30:23 > 0:30:26- It's...- It's something else. Go on.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28Oh, it's the Spice Girls, isn't it?
0:30:29 > 0:30:31Argh!
0:30:31 > 0:30:33Argh!
0:30:33 > 0:30:37LAUGHTER
0:30:37 > 0:30:39I'm not going to record this show.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44Hang on, hang on, hang on.
0:30:44 > 0:30:49Iain and Keith, let's just find out how may people went with Cornershop.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51Yeah, I wonder(!)
0:30:53 > 0:30:55- Oh!- Oh!
0:30:55 > 0:30:57I wonder what it could be(!)
0:30:57 > 0:30:59OK, now, Michelle and Antony,
0:30:59 > 0:31:03- glad you didn't take a punt on this one now?- I know.- Yeah, yeah.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05All you have to be is correct with The Chemical Brothers for D
0:31:05 > 0:31:06and you've won the point.
0:31:06 > 0:31:09Let's find out how many people said The Chemical Brothers.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13- Yay!- Yes!- It's right.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21- 11.- Very good.- Very good. - APPLAUSE
0:31:21 > 0:31:24Very well done indeed, Michelle and Antony.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26After one question, you're up 1-0.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29Yeah, very well played. Let's start from E.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31E, of course, is The Bangles,
0:31:31 > 0:31:35and it would've scored you 62 points.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37Now, you were thinking, for A, you were going to go for...
0:31:37 > 0:31:39- Gorillaz, but it's not. - Gorillaz.- Obviously not.
0:31:39 > 0:31:42- They're quite small, those gorillas.- I know, I know.
0:31:42 > 0:31:46- And look.- I know. - Look where they are.- I know.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48- It is, of course, Arctic Monkeys. - Arctic Monkeys, yeah.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Would've scored you 40.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54B, as Iain has announced already...
0:31:55 > 0:31:58..is the Spice Girls.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00And that would've scored you 13.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02And C...
0:32:02 > 0:32:04Well, the International Group of 2014 were...
0:32:04 > 0:32:07- Daft Punk.- Daft Punk.- Oh!
0:32:07 > 0:32:08That would've scored you 2 points.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10- He's daft with his tongue out. - Oh, OK.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13Well, thank you. Here comes your second question.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16- Michelle and Anthony, you get to answer this one first.- Oh, no.- Whoo!
0:32:16 > 0:32:18But Iain and Keith, you have to win it to stay in the game,
0:32:18 > 0:32:20so very best of luck.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23OK, it concerns, our second question...
0:32:25 > 0:32:27- Oh!- Oh, what?!
0:32:27 > 0:32:30LAUGHTER Cheesy Jokes. Richard.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33- Why are they all looking at you, Keith?- I've no idea!
0:32:33 > 0:32:37We're going to show you five set-ups now to jokes that involve cheese,
0:32:37 > 0:32:39and we're going to give you the alternate letters
0:32:39 > 0:32:40of the punch lines.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43- Can you tell us what the punch lines are, please?- Brilliant.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46OK, let's reveal our five cheesy set-ups, and here they are...
0:33:14 > 0:33:16I'll read those all one last time.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Now then, Michelle and Anthony,
0:33:39 > 0:33:41if you get the best answer here,
0:33:41 > 0:33:43you are in the final.
0:33:43 > 0:33:47- It's...- That's right.- Do you not think it's obvious, though?
0:33:47 > 0:33:49So, which one would you go for? Gut feeling.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51- I don't know. Don't do me. - No, I'm just saying...
0:33:51 > 0:33:52I don't know. You choose.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56- Go, go, go. - OK, go with the last one, then.
0:33:56 > 0:33:57What did the cheese say to the mirror?
0:33:57 > 0:34:00- And we're saying halloumi. - Halloumi.- Yeah.
0:34:00 > 0:34:04Hallou... That's funny. LAUGHTER
0:34:04 > 0:34:06Iain and Keith, talk us through them all.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09- Do you want to do the punch lines? - I'm keeping quiet after that.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11- I'll do the set-up.- OK.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14- Keith, what cheese do you use to hide a horse?- Mascarpone.
0:34:15 > 0:34:19- Oh, yeah, I get it now. Just do it slowly for me.- OK.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22What cheese do you use to beckon a teddy?
0:34:22 > 0:34:24- Camembert. - LAUGHTER
0:34:24 > 0:34:28- How did the cheese paint his wife? - Oh, double Gloucester.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31- I don't...now, I don't get that one. - Double glossed her.
0:34:31 > 0:34:34- And what type of cheese is made backwards?- Edam.
0:34:34 > 0:34:35OK, right, I...
0:34:35 > 0:34:38For me, I'd never heard the double Gloucester.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41- Yes. So, double Gloucester. - Double Gloucester.- Please.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43- So, we've got halloumi and double Gloucester.- Oh, dear.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46Now, in the order they were given.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Michelle and Antony said halloumi.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56- It's right. - Oh, gosh.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58- Oh!- 54.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00- APPLAUSE - Think they've done it.- Yeah.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03- We think you've done it. - 54 for halloumi.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06Meanwhile, Iain and Keith have gone for double Gloucester.
0:35:06 > 0:35:07Let's see if that's right.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09Let's see how many people said double Gloucester.
0:35:11 > 0:35:12It's right.
0:35:14 > 0:35:15- You've done it.- Get in!
0:35:15 > 0:35:17You've done it. You're back.
0:35:17 > 0:35:18You're back. 26.
0:35:18 > 0:35:22- APPLAUSE - No! Wahey!
0:35:22 > 0:35:23You have broken back in,
0:35:23 > 0:35:26and, Keith, after two questions, it's 1-1.
0:35:26 > 0:35:27Back in with a chance. Look at us both.
0:35:27 > 0:35:31That's the best answer on the board as well, so well played, gents.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Mascarpone would've scored you...
0:35:35 > 0:35:36..39.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39- Camembert.- Oh, we could've been all right with all...
0:35:39 > 0:35:40- That would've scored you 60.- Ah.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43And Edam would've scored you
0:35:43 > 0:35:45the most of all. 82.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47- You picked the right one. - It's going to go serious now.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49Here comes your third question. Whoever wins this
0:35:49 > 0:35:51goes through to the final and plays for the jackpot.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Song Titles Featuring Flowers. Richard.
0:35:59 > 0:36:02We're going to show you the titles now of five UK Top 40 hits.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04They all have flowers in their title,
0:36:04 > 0:36:06but we've missed out the name of the flower.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Can you fill it in, please? Whichever team gives us
0:36:08 > 0:36:10the obscure answer is going through to play for that jackpot
0:36:10 > 0:36:11so very best of luck.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14OK, let's reveal our five song titles,
0:36:14 > 0:36:15and here they come. We've got...
0:36:29 > 0:36:31I'll read those all one last time.
0:36:39 > 0:36:43- Now, Iain and Keith will go first. - I think...- Phwoar.- OK.- I think...
0:36:43 > 0:36:45- We both decided on one. - I don't know the first one,
0:36:45 > 0:36:48and that'll be a good one cos The White Stripes - excellent band,
0:36:48 > 0:36:50- but a little...- Yeah, I agree. - A little bit over there.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52- Coldplay, I think, are too easy.- Yeah.
0:36:52 > 0:36:56- I...think...number three.- I agree.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58- You want to go with it? - Yeah, I agree.- OK.
0:36:58 > 0:36:59- Lily The Pink.- Lily The Pink.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02Lily The Pink by The Scaffold. Lily The Pink.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Now, Michelle, Antony, talk us through the board.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08- Got no idea, first one. - No idea, second one.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10- No idea, the third one.- No idea...
0:37:10 > 0:37:12And the last one's obviously Kiss From A Rose.
0:37:12 > 0:37:14You must have an idea of the third one cos they just said it.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16- LAUGHTER - No, but you know what I mean.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18I didn't have a clue until they said it.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21But the one I think is the Max Bygraves,
0:37:21 > 0:37:24and I know I shouldn't know this, but I might be wrong.
0:37:24 > 0:37:25Is it Tulips From Amsterdam?
0:37:25 > 0:37:28OK, we'll take Tulips From Amsterdam.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30Iain and Keith went for Lily The Pink.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32Let's see how many of our 100 people said Lily The Pink.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Yeah, I don't like this.
0:37:35 > 0:37:36It's right.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38- Come on.- Oh, come on.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40- Ooh, 65.- Oh, no. We're out.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42APPLAUSE 65.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47- That's it. - We're out. Well done, guys.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49OK, now, Michelle and Antony,
0:37:49 > 0:37:52you have gone for Tulips From Amsterdam.
0:37:52 > 0:37:53Let's find out.
0:37:53 > 0:37:57Tulips From Amsterdam - how many of our 100 people said it?
0:37:57 > 0:37:58Are we right?
0:38:02 > 0:38:04- Oh, no!- Oh!- It's 80!
0:38:04 > 0:38:05No!
0:38:05 > 0:38:08- What?! What?! - APPLAUSE
0:38:08 > 0:38:10- Do you know what? - I don't believe it.
0:38:10 > 0:38:13- I thought you'd got that. - I thought...I thought...
0:38:13 > 0:38:18I am so sorry. That means very well done, Iain and Keith.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20After three questions, you're through to the final 2-1.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Yeah, the bottom three are all big scorers there.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24The top two are the great answers.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Kiss From A Rose would've scored you 62.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28The top two are the best answers. Blue...?
0:38:28 > 0:38:30- I don't know that one.- Orchid.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33Blue Orchid by The White Stripes would've scored you 10.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35- And this is the best answer on the board.- Violet Hill.
0:38:35 > 0:38:38Violet Hill by Coldplay. And that would've scored you 8.
0:38:38 > 0:38:39There we are.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Antony, first appearance, Round One,
0:38:41 > 0:38:44second appearance, Round Two, third appearance, Round Three.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46- Consistent...- Yeah. - ..is what I'm going to say there.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48- Thank you. - It's been lovely having you on.
0:38:48 > 0:38:51Please come and play again, and get the trophy next time.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53It's been wonderful seeing you both. Thank you.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56Thank you so much. Well done, boys. Well done.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59But, for Iain and Keith, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:39:04 > 0:39:08Very well done, Iain and Keith.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11- The Spice Girls!- You've seen off all the competition....
0:39:11 > 0:39:12I know. We're over the moon.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15- You know why?- Why? - Cos we get a trophy regardless.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23Can I clarify - is it a trophy each or do we have to share it...?
0:39:23 > 0:39:25- No, you get one each. One each.- Thank you.
0:39:25 > 0:39:30- Despite Cornershop. I know! - Oh, that was awful. Awful.
0:39:30 > 0:39:31You now have a chance to play for
0:39:31 > 0:39:33our Pointless jackpot for your charities.
0:39:33 > 0:39:37And at the end of today's show, thanks to you in no small part here,
0:39:37 > 0:39:40the jackpot is standing at £2,750.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42There we are. Very good.
0:39:44 > 0:39:48So, look, you started the show,
0:39:48 > 0:39:50you kicked us off there with a pointless answer.
0:39:50 > 0:39:53- I nearly crashed the show halfway through.- You nearly did.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55But we got it back on. It's all fine.
0:39:55 > 0:39:56Four wheels on the tarmac.
0:39:56 > 0:40:00If we can keep this going and you can find another pointless answer,
0:40:00 > 0:40:02you will win that jackpot.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04What would you like to see come up on that board?
0:40:04 > 0:40:05We put four things up there.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Politics, I like.
0:40:07 > 0:40:10Politics, extreme geography.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12Extreme geography? What does that mean?
0:40:12 > 0:40:15That's like...that's like double geography.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18If you've got any... I mean, if there's a chance that
0:40:18 > 0:40:20The Beach Boys albums from '68 to '74 might pop up...
0:40:20 > 0:40:22- Oh, you've lost it with me. - ..I'm in.
0:40:22 > 0:40:23Listen, let's see what's up there.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26- Hiding behind some of those might be Beach Boys.- Thank you.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28Let's see what's on the board today.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30We've got...
0:40:30 > 0:40:32IAIN AND KEITH LAUGH
0:40:36 > 0:40:38OK, where are the real categories? Cos those are just words.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41- Yeah, go on. - Those are just words on a screen.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43I'm useless at sport.
0:40:43 > 0:40:47I mean, the only thing that vaguely connects with me is TV Soaps.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49Oh, no!
0:40:49 > 0:40:51There's nothing I can help you with on soaps, I promise you that.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54- They're getting bored, they're getting bored.- Oh, yeah.
0:40:54 > 0:40:55Tough crowd.
0:40:55 > 0:40:58- What do you want?- If you want to go for Diamonds and take a punt...
0:40:58 > 0:41:01- Diamonds.- It's going to be Diamonds. - Shall we?
0:41:01 > 0:41:03- Diamonds.- OK, best of luck.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05Three very different questions here.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07Hopefully, one of these will suit you.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09We are looking for anyone,
0:41:09 > 0:41:11according to IMDb, who received an acting credit
0:41:11 > 0:41:13in the Bond movie Diamonds Are Forever.
0:41:13 > 0:41:18We're looking for 2014 Diamond League athletic host cities.
0:41:18 > 0:41:22Or we are looking for the name of any UK Top 40 single
0:41:22 > 0:41:24with diamond in its title.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27So, we're looking for the cast of Diamonds Are Forever.
0:41:27 > 0:41:28Any actor in that.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31We're looking for 2014 Diamond League athletic host cities.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33Or we're looking for UK Top 40 singles
0:41:33 > 0:41:36with the word diamond in the title.
0:41:36 > 0:41:37Very best of luck.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39OK, now, as always, you've got up to one minute
0:41:39 > 0:41:40to come up with three answers,
0:41:40 > 0:41:43and all you need to win that jackpot for your charities
0:41:43 > 0:41:45is for one of those answers to be pointless.
0:41:45 > 0:41:46Well, we've had a great time,
0:41:46 > 0:41:48so we're going to say thank you very much, bye-bye.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51- Are you ready? - Yeah, yeah.- Yeah, I think so.
0:41:51 > 0:41:54OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56- Your time starts now.- Diamonds.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58Erm, there's things like Diamonds Are Forever.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00- Shine On You Crazy Diamond, Pink Floyd.- Good one.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02- Is that a single?- Ooh, I don't know.
0:42:02 > 0:42:05Diamond League athletics host cities.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08- I don't know what those words mean. - Diamond League.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Diamonds Are Forever - I've never seen it.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12It was...that was...
0:42:12 > 0:42:13# Diamonds are forever. #
0:42:13 > 0:42:14Shirley Bassey, wasn't it?
0:42:14 > 0:42:17So...cast of Diamonds Are For...
0:42:17 > 0:42:18I don't know!
0:42:18 > 0:42:21- I have no idea, so...- Diamond.
0:42:21 > 0:42:22Top 40 singles with diamond...
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds. That wasn't a single.
0:42:25 > 0:42:26# Lucy in the sky with diamonds. #
0:42:26 > 0:42:29- Got to pay for that now, Cheggers. Thanks, mate.- Ooh!
0:42:29 > 0:42:32- That wasn't a single. - No, I only sang six notes.- OK.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34Seven was legal.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36Oh, my gosh.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39- Got any answers? - Mate, I'll be honest...- No.
0:42:39 > 0:42:43- ..we have been stitched up like a kipper here.- Diamonds...!
0:42:43 > 0:42:45- Diamonds In The Stream. - Ten seconds left.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47- Dolly Parton. - That's Islands In The Stream, Keith!
0:42:47 > 0:42:50- Oh, God, it is! - It's Islands In The Stream.
0:42:50 > 0:42:51There were no diamonds in that stream.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54- LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE - She was wearing them at the time.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56- Erm...- OK, I'm afraid...
0:42:56 > 0:42:59- Oh, my gosh. - I'm afraid that's your time up.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01- Now...- Do you want a retake?
0:43:01 > 0:43:03- No, I need three answers from you. - Three answers.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05You're just going to have to make something up.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07I don't think it was a single.
0:43:07 > 0:43:09I'm going to say Shine On You Crazy Diamond...
0:43:09 > 0:43:11- Shine On You Crazy Diamond. - ..by Pink Floyd.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14Let's say Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17- Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. - And...erm...
0:43:18 > 0:43:20Diamond League athletics host cities,
0:43:20 > 0:43:24- I'm going to go Atlanta. - Atlanta.- Yeah.- Atlanta. OK.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:43:27 > 0:43:30None. They're all awful. They're really terrible answers.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32We're just making them up cos it's telly.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35- OK, shall we put one last, like, maybe, I don't know...- Atlanta.
0:43:35 > 0:43:37- Atlanta goes last.- OK, yeah.
0:43:37 > 0:43:40Which one shall we put first? Least likely to be pointless.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend.
0:43:42 > 0:43:44- Let's put that first. - Then Pink Floyd in the middle.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47OK, well, let's put those up on the board in that order, then,
0:43:47 > 0:43:49and here they are. We've got...
0:43:54 > 0:43:57Three perfectly good answers up on the board there.
0:43:57 > 0:43:58What if one of those...?
0:43:58 > 0:44:00What if Atlanta turns out to be a pointless answer
0:44:00 > 0:44:02and you win that jackpot for your charities?
0:44:02 > 0:44:04Which charities are you playing for?
0:44:04 > 0:44:07- By coincidence, we both picked the same one.- Macmillan Cancer.
0:44:07 > 0:44:09- Yeah, they helped my mum. - They helped my dad.
0:44:09 > 0:44:12- So, you know, they're delightful. - Lovely. Very well done.
0:44:12 > 0:44:13- Good for you.- Yes, well done.
0:44:13 > 0:44:16APPLAUSE
0:44:16 > 0:44:19Three good answers on the board. They look good on the board, anyway.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21Let's hope at least one of those is pointless
0:44:21 > 0:44:23and wins that jackpot for your charity.
0:44:23 > 0:44:24So, your first answer,
0:44:24 > 0:44:27we were looking for UK Top 40 hits featuring the word diamond,
0:44:27 > 0:44:30and you've gone for Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33Let's find out if that's right, let's find out if it's pointless.
0:44:33 > 0:44:36If it's both of those things, it'll win you £2,750.
0:44:39 > 0:44:41- Oh!- Ah.
0:44:41 > 0:44:42It's neither of those things.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44- I think we're going to get another cross.- I know.
0:44:44 > 0:44:47Which means you only have two more shots at today's jackpot.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49Your next answer was Shine On You Crazy Diamond.
0:44:49 > 0:44:51Again, we were looking for UK Top 40 singles
0:44:51 > 0:44:52with diamond in the title.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54This has definitely got diamond in the title.
0:44:54 > 0:44:56Is it right, though?
0:44:56 > 0:45:00How many people said it? For £2,750, is it pointless?
0:45:02 > 0:45:06- Oh!- No.- I'm afraid it's not.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08- But...- This is quick, isn't it? - ..we then changed tack.
0:45:08 > 0:45:10LAUGHTER
0:45:10 > 0:45:13We changed tack and we went for host cities
0:45:13 > 0:45:15- for the Diamond League athletics. - Come on.- Please.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18And you have gone for Atlanta, Keith.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20You plucked this out of thin air.
0:45:20 > 0:45:22Have you ever had three no answers in a row at the end?
0:45:22 > 0:45:25- You plucked this one out of thin air.- Many times.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27Somewhere at the back of your mind...
0:45:27 > 0:45:29- Yeah, it was there. - ..you just thought, "Atlanta."
0:45:29 > 0:45:32- I did.- Atlanta. If this is right and if it is pointless,
0:45:32 > 0:45:35- it will win you £2,750... - Please!- ..for your charity.
0:45:35 > 0:45:39Very best of luck. How many of our 100 people said Atlanta?
0:45:42 > 0:45:44- No, it's rubbish.- Oh!
0:45:44 > 0:45:46- I'm sorry.- Unlucky, buddy. - APPLAUSE
0:45:46 > 0:45:49- Yeah, I enjoyed it, though. - Oh, I'm sorry.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51Well done.
0:45:51 > 0:45:55- We know it was tough.- I know. - Diamonds!- It was great fun.
0:45:55 > 0:45:59Can I tell you now, that has been on that board for a very long time.
0:45:59 > 0:46:02Nearly for the 60 years which diamonds commemorate, in fact.
0:46:02 > 0:46:03So, there we are.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05You've done us a massive favour clearing that one out.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07Absolute pleasure. Absolute pleasure.
0:46:07 > 0:46:08I'm sorry, though.
0:46:08 > 0:46:11You didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer.
0:46:11 > 0:46:13You didn't manage to find
0:46:13 > 0:46:15that all-important correct answer, in fact,
0:46:15 > 0:46:17so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot.
0:46:17 > 0:46:19But, as today's show is a celebrity special,
0:46:19 > 0:46:21each of our celebrities is playing for a charity.
0:46:21 > 0:46:23We'll donate £500 to each celebrity pair
0:46:23 > 0:46:26- for their respective charities. - Thank you very much.- Thank you.
0:46:26 > 0:46:31And, of course, a Pointless trophy to take away each as well.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34Unlucky. It's been a fantastic show, it's been loads of fun,
0:46:34 > 0:46:36and thank you so much for playing your part in it.
0:46:36 > 0:46:37Three perfectly good answers.
0:46:37 > 0:46:40Those songs, neither of them have been UK Top 40 singles.
0:46:40 > 0:46:42Pink Floyd very rarely released singles.
0:46:42 > 0:46:43And Atlanta - big athletics city -
0:46:43 > 0:46:46but didn't host an event in 2014, unfortunately.
0:46:46 > 0:46:48Let's look at the cast of Diamonds Are Forever.
0:46:48 > 0:46:49Bond fans, if you know your Bond films,
0:46:49 > 0:46:52there's a couple of names here you might've gone for.
0:46:52 > 0:46:54Bernard Lee, who played M for so many years,
0:46:54 > 0:46:55was a pointless answer.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57And Charles Gray who famously played Blofeld.
0:46:57 > 0:47:01Then Bruce Glover and Putter Smith who play Mr Wint and Mr Kidd,
0:47:01 > 0:47:03the villainous duo in Diamonds Are Forever.
0:47:03 > 0:47:05Everyone in that film is a pointless answer
0:47:05 > 0:47:08apart from Sean Connery, Jill St John, Lana Wood,
0:47:08 > 0:47:10Jimmy Dean, Lois Maxwell and Desmond Llewelyn.
0:47:10 > 0:47:12Those are the only ones that scored points.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14Well done if you said one of the others.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17Only three pointless answers for Diamond League athletics venues.
0:47:17 > 0:47:22Eugene in Oregon, Lausanne, and Monaco also a pointless answer.
0:47:22 > 0:47:23Well done if you said any of those.
0:47:23 > 0:47:25UK Top 40 singles with diamond in the title.
0:47:25 > 0:47:27You might know a couple of these.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30- Diamond Rings. That was Chipmunk and Emeli Sande.- Oh!
0:47:30 > 0:47:33- Diamonds and Pearls, Prince.- Oh! - Yeah, it was a pointless answer.
0:47:33 > 0:47:36And Diamonds From Sierra Leone, which was Kanye West.
0:47:36 > 0:47:38Jack O'Diamonds, Lonnie Donegan.
0:47:38 > 0:47:41- Very much the Kanye West of his day. - LAUGHTER
0:47:41 > 0:47:43So, very well done at home if you got any of those.
0:47:43 > 0:47:46Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds would've scored you 7 points.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48Would've been a correct answer, but 7 points.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50Well done if you got a pointless answer.
0:47:50 > 0:47:52Thank you so much. It's been such a fun show.
0:47:52 > 0:47:53- Absolutely loved it. - BOTH:- Thank you.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55Thanks very much, Richard.
0:47:59 > 0:48:00Thanks very much.
0:48:00 > 0:48:03Well, unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you,
0:48:03 > 0:48:05but we've loved having you on the show. Absolutely wonderful.
0:48:05 > 0:48:08Brilliant, brilliant show, and great contestants.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11- Iain and Keith, everyone. - Thank you very much.- Thank you.
0:48:11 > 0:48:14- Well done.- Cheers, Iain. Thank you, folks.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge
0:48:17 > 0:48:18to the test on Pointless.
0:48:18 > 0:48:20- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:48:20 > 0:48:23And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.