Sport Relief 2014

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0:00:23 > 0:00:25Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to this special Sport Relief

0:00:28 > 0:00:29edition of Pointless Celebrities -

0:00:29 > 0:00:31the show where we are always striving

0:00:31 > 0:00:33to find the most obscure answers.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.

0:00:41 > 0:00:42My name's Rowland Rivron.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44For a long while, my middle name was Pointless,

0:00:44 > 0:00:46so it's ironic that I'm on this show.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Now move aside.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52I'm Mark Durden-Smith

0:00:52 > 0:00:55and my greatest sporting achievement is winning the wellie boot

0:00:55 > 0:00:59throwing contest at the Wandsworth 345 Nursery Sports Day 2007.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01There we are - couple number one.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04And couple number two.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Hi, I'm Karen Pickering and in a past life,

0:01:07 > 0:01:09I was a world champion swimmer.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10I'm Mark Foster.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13I'm known as a really, really bad dancer from Strictly Come Dancing,

0:01:13 > 0:01:16but I also used to be a very good swimmer as well.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Couple number three.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25I'm Rory McGrath. In a past life, I was a world champion swimmer.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28And I'm Nick Hancock and I'd like to use this day to tell

0:01:28 > 0:01:31everybody that I am Rory McGrath's life partner.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38And couple number four.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41I'm Louise Hazel, Commonwealth heptathlon champion,

0:01:41 > 0:01:45and also, world champion belly dancer.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47- Wow!- Yeah.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49I'm Pete Reid.

0:01:49 > 0:01:54I'm Olympic champion in the rowing, coxless four from 2008

0:01:54 > 0:01:56and 2012, and I'm also a sailor.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58And these are today's contestants!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Thanks. We'll find out more about you as the show goes on.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08If humans did indeed evolve from apes,

0:02:08 > 0:02:10then this man's ancestor was one gifted gibbon,

0:02:10 > 0:02:12and presumably quite tall.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14It's my Pointless friend Richard.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Hiya. Hi, everybody.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Good evening.- And to you. - How are you?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- I'm really well. Looking forward to this.- This should be fun.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- I think so.- Between them on our panel,

0:02:27 > 0:02:31we've got nearly 50 Olympic, World, European and Commonwealth medals.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33If you were to add in...

0:02:37 > 0:02:40If you add in Nick and Rory, that rises to nearly 50.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44That's a lot of medals.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46I think it's going to be an immensely competitive show.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49We've got some proper world-class sports people here,

0:02:49 > 0:02:50and some great brains as well.

0:02:50 > 0:02:55It's going to be exciting. We've asked every question in Pointless to 100 people before the show.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57As ever, the aim of the game is to find a pointless answer -

0:02:57 > 0:02:59that's an answer that none of our 100 people gave.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Each time that happens, we will add 500 quid to the jackpot.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05As today's show is a celebrity special for Sport Relief,

0:03:05 > 0:03:07we start off with a jackpot of...

0:03:13 > 0:03:15If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21The pair with the highest score at the end of the round will be

0:03:21 > 0:03:26eliminated and remember, there is no conferring during the round itself.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Our first category today is...

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Political Geography.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Can you all decide who's going first and second?

0:03:38 > 0:03:42And whoever's going first, please, step up to the podium.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Let's find out what the question is.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:03:54 > 0:03:55..as they could.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Capital cities of countries that use the euro.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Richard.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Work out what countries use the euro and tell us the capital.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04So the capital city of any country that uses the euro.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06As always, by country,

0:04:06 > 0:04:08we mean a sovereign state that is a member of the UN.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Best of luck.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Thanks very much.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Mark and Rowland, you drew lots and you're going to go first.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Rowland, welcome to the show.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20The champion of Let's Dance for Sports Relief last time.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24- Yes.- Yes. How was that?

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Bad. Very bad on the knees.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28What did you have on your knees?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Apart from some skin to start... - Unfortunately nothing.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- No?- Nothing.- Nothing at all?- No.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Just sheer adrenaline between you and the floor.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Just focused on me knees.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39I was using bits of my body I'd never used before,

0:04:39 > 0:04:43and I shouldn't have. That's a lesson to you all.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Rowland, what about this question? What are you going to go for?

0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Barcelona. Is that one?- Barcelona...

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Barcelona, says Rowland. Let's see if that's right

0:04:56 > 0:04:59and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Barcelona.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- I'm sorry, Rowland.- Yeah.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06An incorrect answer there.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Scores 100 points.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Sorry, Rowland, not a capital city, I'm afraid.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13Anyway, thank you.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17Mark, across a career spanning 22 years,

0:05:17 > 0:05:21you were, on three occasions, the fastest person through water.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23'93, '98 and 2001.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24What do you do when you get out

0:05:24 > 0:05:28and are told you're the fastest person through water?

0:05:28 > 0:05:29It was a misspent youth.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I spent a lot of time in a lot of swimming pools,

0:05:31 > 0:05:34counting an awful lot of tiles.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37It's like with anything, when you set your sights to achieve something,

0:05:37 > 0:05:39it's amazing when you do get there.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Swimming must have taken you around the world -

0:05:42 > 0:05:45I'm segueing almost seamlessly into the round.

0:05:46 > 0:05:51Maybe to some capital cities that were in the euro zone.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52It did, quite a few.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56I've just been toying with a few cos I can't remember the capital names.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57I'm going to have a go at...

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Slovakia and...

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Sorry, Bratislava.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Bratislava.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- It's right.- It was a gamble!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16It was a gamble.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Down it goes.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Very well done indeed.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27That is a fantastic answer. Very well done indeed.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29That's a great answer, well played.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30They joined the euro in 2009.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Thank you, Richard.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Rory, welcome to the show.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Your connection with comedy and sport is They Think It's All Over.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Indeed. And it is now, I think...

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Rory, amongst other things, you are a bit of a polymath -

0:06:49 > 0:06:52you know an awful lot.

0:06:52 > 0:06:57But here we are - we've got capital cities that use the euro.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58Now...

0:06:58 > 0:07:00I was in Croatia recently,

0:07:00 > 0:07:05and they were just about to turn over to the euro.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Unfortunately, I can't remember

0:07:06 > 0:07:09whether they actually did in the end.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I was saying, "Don't do it, it'll be the death of your country."

0:07:12 > 0:07:16I'm tempted to say Zagreb, which is the capital of Croatia.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18OK. Zagreb.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Oh, no! Rory!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30They believed me!

0:07:30 > 0:07:33They were about to go to the euro and I said, "Don't do it!"

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Well, they didn't.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38That scores you 100 points, but you're in very good company.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41They don't have the euro yet.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44What was the delay, because they were ready for it when I was there?

0:07:44 > 0:07:47There's being ready and there's being READY.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49They just weren't quite ready.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Thanks, Richard. Pete, welcome to Pointless, again.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57Gold medal in Beijing and in London 2012, the coxless fours.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00You were here last time with Samantha Murray, what happened then?

0:08:00 > 0:08:03We got through to the head-to-head. We knew all the answers actually.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05It was a picture round, five pictures

0:08:05 > 0:08:09and we selected the wrong one, they selected the right one.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11- We were robbed.- Fair enough.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Pete, what are you going to go for?

0:08:13 > 0:08:17Uh, two good answers. Zagreb was great, but wrong.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Oh, dear.- Thanks, mate!

0:08:21 > 0:08:26- I'm going to go for Ljubljana, the capital of Slovenia.- Ljubljana.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Ljubljana, says Pete.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said Ljubljana.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33It's right!

0:08:36 > 0:08:40OK. Well, five is our current low score. Make that four!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Very well done indeed!

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Ljubljana, l-jubli answer, l-jubli low score.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52That's a terrific answer. Well played, joined in 2007.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Thanks very much.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at the scores.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Four, Pete, very well done. Then up to five for Mark and Karen.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Then up to 100, where we find Rory and Nick

0:09:03 > 0:09:06and Rowland and Mark Durden-Smith. We're coming back down the line now.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Can the seconds players, please, step up to the podium?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Louise, 2010 Commonwealth gold.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19- Yes.- But you have now retired, haven't you?

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Yes, I've retired at the tender age of 28.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25To think of the discipline involved in the heptathlon,

0:09:25 > 0:09:28which you've been doing since the age of 15.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Yeah, seven events, it's hard work.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32What do you do with that when you retire?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34How do you fill your time?

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Often, go to supermarkets and if people aren't forming a line,

0:09:38 > 0:09:40I threaten them with a javelin.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Woe betide you...- That's all I can do.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Louise, you're on four.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48You have to score 95 or less to avoid becoming the new high scorers.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Oh, gosh.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Erm...

0:09:52 > 0:09:55I'm thinking I'll maybe just go safe with this one.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59I'm going to go with Paris.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01OK, Paris, says Louise.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said Paris.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Get below the red line, you're in round two.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12It's right and you are through - just.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Look at that - 92.

0:10:14 > 0:10:1795 you needed, 92 you got.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Your total is 96. Well done, you're through.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24See that's a proper sports person, isn't it?

0:10:24 > 0:10:27If you can get that sort of score, just get that.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Don't do anything else. Don't put in another ounce of effort.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Nick, obviously, They Think It's All Over, which you were on with Rory.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37I was, yes. Pinnacle of my career.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Stoke City fan, of course.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Yes, for my sins.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46And also, you were part of a sketch show I came to see

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- when I was about 12 or 13. - Yes, I was.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- It made me want to go into comedy. - I remember.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55I remember being introduced to you. In Newcastle.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58That's right. Anyway, you have a task here.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00- OK.- You have a task.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02You have to score less than what you think

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Mark Durden-Smith is going to score.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05So 99.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11I'm going to go for one that I know is right,

0:11:11 > 0:11:15but I'm hoping people might not naturally go for.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17I hope it's right, having said that.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20And if it isn't, we'll be in the bar in a minute.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24I'm going to go for Bern.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Bern.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29No red line for you, you're joint highest scorers.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bern.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37LAUGHTER

0:11:37 > 0:11:38You!

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Nick, I'm so sorry.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42That scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 200.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Very proud.- I am sorry.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Bern is the capital of Switzerland but Switzerland uses the Swiss franc.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Doesn't use the euro.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53But we could still get a tie if Mark gets 100 points.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56OK.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Karen, welcome to Pointless.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Eight gold medals.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05Four Commonwealth golds and four World Championship golds.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06- That's right.- Fantastic.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10And last Sport Relief, you were teaching Frank Skinner to swim. How did that go?

0:12:10 > 0:12:11It was really interesting actually,

0:12:11 > 0:12:16cos it wasn't just teaching him to swim, he had a fear of water.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19With the first lesson, he didn't actually get in the pool,

0:12:19 > 0:12:23so it was challenging, but it was very rewarding.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Ultimately, he swam 25 meters.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Here's good news - you are straight through to the next round.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Even if you score 100 points, you won't overtake Nick and Rory.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35However, let's have an answer from you.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Brilliant low score from Mark with Bratislava.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Do you think you can beat that?- No.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43In a word. So...

0:12:43 > 0:12:46I think I'll probably just play safe...

0:12:48 > 0:12:52..and go with the capital of Spain, which I think is Madrid.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Madrid. No red line, you're already through.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Let's see how many of our 100 people said Madrid.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02It's right.

0:13:02 > 0:13:0471.

0:13:04 > 0:13:0676 your total - through you go to round two.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Well played, Karen.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Again, the sports team doing exactly what they had to do.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Very good indeed.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18Mark, you officiated at the boxing match between...

0:13:18 > 0:13:19The big one.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22..him off S Club 7 and him off The Osbournes.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25The word you're looking for is Bradley McIntosh and Jack Osbourne.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28- Yeah.- Mother in the audience,

0:13:28 > 0:13:31screaming blue murder through the entire contest.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Very off-putting as the man who was trying to control proceedings.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35It was a great contest.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37You are on 100 - you have to score 99 or less

0:13:37 > 0:13:40to avoid overtaking Nick and...

0:13:40 > 0:13:43You can't overtake them, but you could equal their high score.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48I hate to do this to you, but I'm going to play safe here.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49I'm going to say Dublin.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51You're going to say Dublin?

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Dublin.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56There is your red line. Dublin, says Mark.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said Dublin.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Very well done. It's right and you're through.

0:14:06 > 0:14:0953 is the score.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11153, your total.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Well played.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16You've put the pre-tournament favourites to the sword -

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Nick and Rory - a big shock in round one.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20There were a couple of pointless answers.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Very well done if you said either of these.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27Thanks very much, Richard.

0:14:27 > 0:14:28At the end of our first round,

0:14:28 > 0:14:31the pair heading home with a high score of 200 - I'm so sorry,

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- Nick and Rory.- We miss you already.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36It's been lovely having you on the show.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Come back and do it again. - In about five minutes?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Perfect. Meantime, thanks for playing.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45Nick and Rory, everyone.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50For the remaining three pairs, it's now time for round two.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Back to the game. Three pairs remain, obviously,

0:14:55 > 0:14:58we will be saying goodbye to another pair at the end of this round,

0:14:58 > 0:15:00in time for our celebrity head-to-head.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04Best of luck. Our category for round two today is...

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Way-hey!- Sport.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Can you all decide who's going first and second?

0:15:11 > 0:15:13THEY CHATTER

0:15:13 > 0:15:16And whoever's going first, please, step up to the podium.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20OK. And the question concerns...

0:15:24 > 0:15:28- Richard.- On each board we're going to show you the names of six teams

0:15:28 > 0:15:30that have won the World Series in baseball.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33We'll give you the city and the first letter, you fill in the rest.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Six on each board, the more obscure your answer,

0:15:36 > 0:15:38the fewer points you score. Give us an incorrect answer,

0:15:38 > 0:15:39you'll score 100 points.

0:15:39 > 0:15:4312 in all to have a go at. Best of luck.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47We're looking for the words that complete the names of these teams.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48Here is our first board of six.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04I'll read those all again.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14There we are. Rowland...

0:16:15 > 0:16:17- ..you go first.- OK.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20I'm just going to play super-safe.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23- New York Yankees.- New York Yankees.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Let's see if that's right and if it is,

0:16:25 > 0:16:27how many people said the New York Yankees.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32It's right. It's a big score - 82.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36It's a lot better than 100, Rowland.

0:16:36 > 0:16:3782 for the Yankees.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39They've won it 27 times - more than any other team.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43They're the fourth most valuable sports team in the world in 2013,

0:16:43 > 0:16:44according to Forbes.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Thanks, Richard. Mark.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Mark. Do you follow baseball?

0:16:50 > 0:16:55No. I spent a bit of time in the States, but I don't really watch it.

0:16:55 > 0:16:56Um...

0:16:59 > 0:17:01OK.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02OK.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Florida Marlins. - The Florida Marlins.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Karen likes that. The Florida Marlins.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Let's see if that's right and if it is,

0:17:09 > 0:17:11how many people said the Marlins.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15It's right.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16And you pass 82.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22That is a great answer - six for the Florida Marlins.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Well played, Mark.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32They won in 1997 and 2003.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34They are the Miami Marlins now.

0:17:35 > 0:17:39- Why?- They play in Florida, still, but in Miami.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Yeah.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Indeed.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Anything else you want to know about baseball?

0:17:45 > 0:17:48I would have thought that was a big deal, to change a name.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50They quite often do. That's a much smaller deal than usual.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54Quite often, they'll move all the way down the other end of the country.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Really?- Yeah, they just change the franchise.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00- Woh!- Yeah.- Wow. OK.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Louise, you're the last person to have this board.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Do you follow baseball?

0:18:05 > 0:18:10Well, if there's one sport that I've wanted to try, it's baseball.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13- Do I follow baseball? No. - Not so much.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16I'm going to go San Francisco Giants.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18The San Francisco Giants.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25It's right.

0:18:25 > 0:18:2782 our high score, you passed that.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Six is our low score.

0:18:29 > 0:18:3029 you score.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- 29. Very well done. - Well played, Louise.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40They, for example, used to be the New York Giants

0:18:40 > 0:18:42- and moved to San Francisco. - Oh, they were the same Giants?

0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Same team, yeah.- And being giants, that was just a couple of steps.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46Yeah, didn't take 'em long.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Let's go through the rest of this board.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Cleveland - anyone know Cleveland? - Indians.

0:18:51 > 0:18:56Cleveland Indians, yeah, absolutely. That would have scored you 21 points.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Pittsburgh...

0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Pirates?- Pittsburgh Pirates is the right answer.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02That would have scored 14.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05The best answers on the board - Kansas City Royals.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Well done if you said that at home - one point.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Six, the best score.

0:19:12 > 0:19:17Well done, Mark, putting you and Karen right at the top of the table.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Then up to 29, where we find Louise and Pete.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22And then up to 82 - Rowland and Mark.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Can the second players, please, step up to the podium?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30We're going to put six more baseball teams

0:19:30 > 0:19:32up on the board and here they are.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44I'll read those one last time.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57Remember, we're looking for the word that completes the name.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01Pete, 29, the high scorers at the moment on 82.

0:20:02 > 0:20:0452 or less gets you through.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Yeah, it's on me now, isn't it?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Let's go with Chicago White Sox.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Chicago White Sox.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19I could just about perceive a nod from Karen there.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21I think. There's your red line.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Get below it, and you're in the head-on head.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Let's see if the White Sox is right for Chicago.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29It's right!

0:20:31 > 0:20:34And you're through. Well done, Pete.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- 28.- How about that?!

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- Well done, Pete!- 57 is your total.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Well played. They've won three World Series.

0:20:43 > 0:20:47And nearly 90 years between their second and third World Series.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Thanks, Richard. Karen, there you are on six.

0:20:50 > 0:20:5282 is the high score.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54I think you have no problem with this at all.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57You seem to know your way around all these teams.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01I wouldn't say I follow baseball, but I like American sport.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03I don't think I want to go too safe...

0:21:04 > 0:21:09..just to be sure. I'm going to go for the Atlanta Braves.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11The Atlanta Braves says Karen.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19There's your red line, below that, you're in the head-to-head.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22It's right.

0:21:22 > 0:21:23And you're through.

0:21:28 > 0:21:2914.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33Takes your total up to a nice, neat and very low 20.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Very well played, Karen.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38All four medallists through to the head-to-head.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41All the civilians have gone. That's very impressive.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43The Atlanta Braves - they've only won it once, in 1995.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46That's a franchise that's been in three cities,

0:21:46 > 0:21:47all of which have won the World Series.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Originally the Boston Braves, then the Milwaukee Braves,

0:21:50 > 0:21:53then the Atlanta Braves. All of them have won the World Series.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Thanks.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56Mark, the writing is...

0:21:56 > 0:21:59- Pretty much on the wall... - No! No!

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Yeah. Yeah.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04This could be the greatest sporting comeback of all time.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07It'd be the most unusual sporting comeback of all time.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09I want to try and beat 82.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11I'm going to say the Boston Red Sox.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Boston Red Sox, says Mark.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15No red line as you are the high scorers.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Boston Red Sox - how many people said that?

0:22:22 > 0:22:23It does beat 82 - look at that. 54.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Not bad, Mark.- Well done.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29136 your total.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33They've also won it seven times - won it in 2013.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36They had another long gap between winning it - about 85 years.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38They call it "The Curse of Bambino"

0:22:38 > 0:22:41after someone who was sold in 1918...

0:22:41 > 0:22:45OK, fill in the rest of the board. Anybody want to have a go at Arizona?

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Destroyers!

0:22:47 > 0:22:49- No, Rowland.- Good.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51It's named after a rattlesnake -

0:22:51 > 0:22:54it's the Arizona Diamondbacks.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58They won in their fourth season in Major League baseball.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Would have scored six points. Los Angeles...?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- Dodgers.- Dodgers is the right answer.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Would have scored nine points. Very low score.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07And Oakland...?

0:23:07 > 0:23:08It's the Oakland Athletics.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12And would have scored you two points.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Thanks, Richard.

0:23:14 > 0:23:18At the end of our second round, the pair heading home - I'm sorry,

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Mark and Rowland.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Please, don't apologise. - It's a tough round.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24We were always up against it.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27These guys have been there, done that, won the gold medals.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30It's time for us to leave and good luck with your onward journey.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Graciously said. Mark and Rowland, lovely to have you on the show.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Thanks so much for playing. - Thank you.- Thank you.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42But for the remaining two pairs, it's time for the head-to-head.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47If you'd like to donate to Sport Relief right now, just text

0:23:47 > 0:23:52SPORT to 70005 and Sport Relief will get £5 to help transform the

0:23:52 > 0:23:57lives of poor and vulnerable people all over the UK and across Africa.

0:24:12 > 0:24:16Congratulations, you are one step closer to the final and a chance

0:24:16 > 0:24:19to play for the jackpot, which currently stands at £5,000.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25We have to decide who is going to play for that money,

0:24:25 > 0:24:28and to do that, you are going to go head-to-head.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31This time, you're allowed to confer before you give your answers and

0:24:31 > 0:24:34the first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:24:51 > 0:24:53- Richard.- Going to show you five pictures of musical duos.

0:24:53 > 0:24:58Can you identify them and name the most obscure? Best of luck.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02Let's reveal our five duos, and here they come.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21There we are - five musical duos.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25Karen and Mark, you've played best so far, so you get to go first.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29THEY WHISPER

0:25:35 > 0:25:38OK. Struggling a little bit.

0:25:38 > 0:25:43We're going to go with C and we think that's Rizzle Kicks.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46C - Rizzle Kicks.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Rizzle Kicks, say Karen and Mark.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Louise and Pete, do you fancy talking

0:25:50 > 0:25:52us through the rest of the board?

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Um... OK, so I know D is Jedward.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Everyone's going to know Jedward.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01This is the thing, everyone's going to know Jedward, but you didn't.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05E looks like Sonny and Cher - I'm only joking, it totally doesn't!

0:26:08 > 0:26:10B, I mean they're DJs.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13A, I think, Pet Shop Boys.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16- May as well take a risk. - We'll go A - Pet Shop Boys.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19A - Pet Shop Boys. We have Rizzle Kicks and Pet Shop Boys.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Karen and Mark said Rizzle Kicks.

0:26:21 > 0:26:25Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Rizzle Kicks.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27It's right.

0:26:31 > 0:26:3322.

0:26:36 > 0:26:3822 for Rizzle Kicks.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42Louise and Pete have said Pet Shop Boys for A.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:26:47 > 0:26:48It's right.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51It's got to beat 22. 48.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53We'll take it. It's respectable.

0:26:55 > 0:26:5948, which means, Karen and Mark, you are up 1-0.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Yes, a very good answer.

0:27:02 > 0:27:07You were right not to bother with Jedward, you had to go for a risk.

0:27:07 > 0:27:12Jedward would have scored you 85 points.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14- That's depressing.- That's a big score.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16- E, from the '50s.- Sonny and Cher.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19Louise, however often you say it, it's not Sonny and Cher.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22It's Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson.

0:27:22 > 0:27:26Would have scored you seven points.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30And B, you'll know the name.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32It's Groove Armada.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Groove Armada and it's a pointless answer.

0:27:35 > 0:27:36Here comes your second question.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Louise and Pete, you get to answer this one first,

0:27:39 > 0:27:40but you have to win it to stay in the game.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42It concerns...

0:27:46 > 0:27:48- Richard.- We're going to show you five clues

0:27:48 > 0:27:50to facts about Sport Relief.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Can you give us the most obscure answer?

0:27:53 > 0:27:58Here to tell you the clues, who better than Davina McCall?

0:27:58 > 0:27:59Hiya, Xander. Hiya, Richard.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01I'm sorry I can't be there this evening,

0:28:01 > 0:28:05but as you can see, I'm filming for the Sport Relief Games.

0:28:05 > 0:28:09However, I've got five clues to questions all about Sport Relief

0:28:09 > 0:28:14and all you have to do, is come up with the most obscure answer.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18Helen Skelton broke two world records

0:28:18 > 0:28:23when she kayaked over 2,000 miles down which South American river?

0:28:26 > 0:28:31McFly covered which Queen song in 2006 for Sport Relief?

0:28:33 > 0:28:39In 2009, which comedian completed 43 marathons in 51 days?

0:28:41 > 0:28:43John Bishop cycled, ran

0:28:43 > 0:28:49and rode his way from which European capital city to London in 2012?

0:28:50 > 0:28:55David Beckham was interviewed by which Fast Show character in 2004?

0:28:56 > 0:28:58OK, I'll just read through all those questions again...

0:29:22 > 0:29:25Five clues to five facts about Sport Relief.

0:29:25 > 0:29:28Louise and Pete, you will go first.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31Which one do you want to go for?

0:29:31 > 0:29:32It's what people know

0:29:32 > 0:29:34and it's putting pressure on these guys as well.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36John Bishop, Paris.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38- Paris. OK. - Hope that's right.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41Louise and Pete say Paris.

0:29:41 > 0:29:44Karen and Mark, talk us through the board.

0:29:44 > 0:29:45Uh...

0:29:45 > 0:29:48Helen Skelton, that is the Amazon.

0:29:50 > 0:29:53McFly, were not sure about but we think...

0:29:53 > 0:29:55What was the one we said?

0:29:55 > 0:29:57I Want To Break Free.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00The middle one's Eddie Izzard.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02Do you want to go with that, I Want To Break Free?

0:30:02 > 0:30:04Yeah, I think we have to cos the other two are too obvious.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06I Want To Break Free.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09I Want To Break Free was the McFly Queen single. OK.

0:30:09 > 0:30:13Now, Louise and Pete have said Paris for John Bishop.

0:30:13 > 0:30:16Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said Paris.

0:30:18 > 0:30:19Paris is right.

0:30:23 > 0:30:2438.

0:30:24 > 0:30:25OK.

0:30:25 > 0:30:26OK.

0:30:27 > 0:30:2938.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31As a matter of interest, Louise and Pete,

0:30:31 > 0:30:33what did you think was the Queen single that McFly covered?

0:30:33 > 0:30:35I would have said We Are The Champions.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37I'd have gone with him.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40Karen and Mark have said I Want To Break Free. Let's see if that's right

0:30:40 > 0:30:43and if it is, let's see how many people said I Want To Break Free.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47No. Incorrect, I'm afraid,

0:30:47 > 0:30:50which means, well done, Louise and Pete. You're back in the game.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52After two questions, it's one-all.

0:30:55 > 0:30:58Louise and Pete, you chose the right one. You put them under

0:30:58 > 0:31:00a lot of pressure which was exactly what you were trying to do.

0:31:00 > 0:31:03The two ones they knew, neither of them would have seen them through.

0:31:03 > 0:31:06Helen Skelton, it is, of course, the Amazon

0:31:06 > 0:31:08but would have scored you 42.

0:31:08 > 0:31:12And Eddie Izzard is the comedian, but he would have scored even more.

0:31:12 > 0:31:13He would have scored you 46.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15So you did the right thing.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18- Now, you would have gone for We Are The Champions?- Yes.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20It's Don't Stop Me Now.

0:31:20 > 0:31:21Don't Stop Me Now was the answer there.

0:31:21 > 0:31:23Would have scored you seven.

0:31:23 > 0:31:27And David Beckham was interviewed by the Paul Whitehouse character

0:31:27 > 0:31:29Ron Manager,

0:31:29 > 0:31:32and it's a pointless answer, so very well done if you said that.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35Thanks very much. It all comes down to a third question. This is the decider.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37Whoever wins this goes through to the final

0:31:37 > 0:31:38and plays for that jackpot.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...

0:31:46 > 0:31:48Dishes on The Great British Bake Off. Richard.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50We're going to show you the names of five dishes

0:31:50 > 0:31:53baked as technical challenges on The Great British Bake Off,

0:31:53 > 0:31:55but we've removed alternate letters from each one.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58Can you fill in the gaps and give us the most obscure answer?

0:31:58 > 0:32:00- Very, very best of luck to both teams.- Thanks very much indeed.

0:32:00 > 0:32:05Let's reveal our dishes with bites taken out and here they are.

0:32:05 > 0:32:06We have got...

0:32:26 > 0:32:27I'll read those all again.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44Karen and Mark, you'll go first.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48THEY WHISPER

0:32:48 > 0:32:50MARK CHUCKLES

0:32:50 > 0:32:53We've got lots of new cakes coming here!

0:32:53 > 0:32:54Um...

0:32:58 > 0:33:01- All right. We'll go with it. We've got one.- OK.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04- Go on, Karen. - The second one down, biscuits,

0:33:04 > 0:33:06we're going to go for brandy snaps.

0:33:06 > 0:33:09Brandy snaps, you're going to say, the second one down. Brandy snaps.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12Now, Louise and Pete, talk us through the rest of the board.

0:33:12 > 0:33:14- That's a good answer.- OK.

0:33:14 > 0:33:18So, we've got creme caramel.

0:33:18 > 0:33:22And jam doughnuts. I mean, if you've got sweet dough in the clue,

0:33:22 > 0:33:24- you're going to get jam doughnuts, aren't you?- Yeah.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26- We're in trouble. - We're in trouble.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30- Creme caramel.- OK, what's it going to be?- Creme caramel.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33- Creme caramel.- Oh, wait!

0:33:33 > 0:33:34Have you got it?

0:33:34 > 0:33:39No, but that bottom one did look like something sandwich.

0:33:39 > 0:33:43- S-A-N... Hang on.- OK. You've said creme caramel.

0:33:43 > 0:33:46- I'm going to have to take creme caramel, I'm afraid.- Oh, no!

0:33:46 > 0:33:52- I'm really sorry.- No, Victoria sandwich!- I'm really sorry.- Oh, no.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54I'm really, really sorry.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56- Oh, no.- So, we have brandy snaps and we have creme caramel.

0:33:56 > 0:34:00You never know, creme caramel may be a surprise winner.

0:34:00 > 0:34:04- It'll going to be close.- Karen and Mark have gone for brandy snaps.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said brandy snaps.

0:34:10 > 0:34:11It's right.

0:34:17 > 0:34:18Ten.

0:34:22 > 0:34:24Ten, I'm so sorry.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27You were seconds away from getting Victoria sandwich,

0:34:27 > 0:34:29but you went for creme caramel.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31Let's see how many people said creme caramel.

0:34:33 > 0:34:34Four.

0:34:34 > 0:34:35It's right.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40Oh! 36.

0:34:40 > 0:34:42APPLAUSE

0:34:42 > 0:34:45Which means very well done indeed, Karen and Mark.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48After three questions, you're through to the final 2-1.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51Well played, Karen and Mark. Now, Louise, you got Victoria sandwich

0:34:51 > 0:34:54perhaps about one second after you gave your other answer.

0:34:54 > 0:34:58- It always happens. - After I jumped in. Too hasty.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01If you'd said it, it would have scored you...

0:35:01 > 0:35:06- 31 points.- Wahey!- Wouldn't have seen you through.- Fair enough.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08That's a relief, I hope. That's a relief.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10Jam doughnuts was an even bigger scorer.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13Jam doughnuts would have scored you 42.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15- Now, this other one.- Flaxseed cakes.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18It's a fraisier cake. Fraisier cakes...

0:35:18 > 0:35:22- Wouldn't it be fraisier gateau? - ..would have scored you 1 point.

0:35:22 > 0:35:26Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head,

0:35:26 > 0:35:29I'm afraid it's you, Louise and Pete. But what a heroic performance

0:35:29 > 0:35:31across the show from you. Very, very well done.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34Brilliant. Great performance. I'm sorry we have to say goodbye,

0:35:34 > 0:35:39- but thank you so much for coming on the show. Louise and Pete... - Thank you.- ..wonderful contestants.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41APPLAUSE

0:35:41 > 0:35:44But for Karen and Mark, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:47 > 0:35:49Congratulations, Karen and Mark.

0:35:49 > 0:35:50You've fought off all the competition

0:35:50 > 0:35:53and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:59 > 0:36:03You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for Sport Relief,

0:36:03 > 0:36:06which at the end of today's show stands at £5,000. There it is.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:36:09 > 0:36:12You've done really well. It's been such a good performance.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14You've been the lowest scorers in every single round.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17As always, you get to choose your category for this round.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19- Swimming!- There are four options.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22Wouldn't that be nice! Fingers crossed. Let's see what your options are...

0:36:32 > 0:36:33Not so many swimmers out here.

0:36:33 > 0:36:37If it was me, out of those four I'd go straight away for Pop Groups.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40- Yeah, I think so.- You've chosen 1980s Pop Groups. Richard.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42OK, you've got three different options here.

0:36:42 > 0:36:44I hope one of these suits you. Take your answers from any of them.

0:36:44 > 0:36:47We're looking for any top 75 hit single by...

0:36:56 > 0:37:00So, any Top 75 Single by Bros, Ultravox or Spandau Ballet.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03When they've got double A sides, either answers counts separately.

0:37:03 > 0:37:06Very, very best of luck, we're all behind you.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:37:09 > 0:37:13To win that jackpot for Sport Relief all you have to do is find one

0:37:13 > 0:37:15pointless answer among those three.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18Remember, the answers you provide can come from any of these three categories.

0:37:18 > 0:37:22It's up to you how you spread them across the categories,

0:37:22 > 0:37:25they can all be Ultravox, all Spandau Ballet, or one of each, entirely down to you.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Are you ready?

0:37:27 > 0:37:30OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32Your time starts now.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34I only know one Bros, When Will I Be Famous?

0:37:34 > 0:37:37That'll be quite popular. Spandau Ballet, Through The Barricades.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Yeah, Vienna.

0:37:39 > 0:37:40Vienna for Ultravox.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42Spandau Ballet - True.

0:37:42 > 0:37:46- No. 1 Chant. Work Till You're Musclebound.- OK.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Erm...

0:37:50 > 0:37:52The one Tony Hadley sang

0:37:52 > 0:37:54at the Olympics.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56- Gold!- Yeah.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59Obvious. Maybe people don't now know Bros.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01That could be...

0:38:02 > 0:38:04- I don't know any other Bros songs. - I don't either.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06They used to wear bottle tops in their shoes.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08- Ultravox. Through The Barricades... - I think...

0:38:08 > 0:38:11- Spandau Ballet, what did you say? - Work Till You're Musclebound.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14I think there's one called No. 1 Chant or something.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17Erm, Through The Barricades...

0:38:17 > 0:38:20They're three that I think are pretty obscure-ish.

0:38:20 > 0:38:24- I don't know if they were in the top 75. They were.- They will be.

0:38:24 > 0:38:26Do you think they're more obscure than a Bros single?

0:38:26 > 0:38:28- When Will I Be Famous? - For the audience?

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Possibly.

0:38:31 > 0:38:35OK, that's your time up. I need your three answers.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37What are you going to give me?

0:38:37 > 0:38:39I think if we go for three Spandau

0:38:39 > 0:38:42we've got a chance of one being right.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45- OK. I'll go with that. - OK, what are they going to be?

0:38:46 > 0:38:48Work Till You're Musclebound.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53- There's a song called No. 1 Chant. - No. 1 Chant.

0:38:53 > 0:38:56- And Through The Barricades. - Through The Barricades.

0:38:56 > 0:38:59Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer,

0:38:59 > 0:39:00do you think?

0:39:00 > 0:39:03- No. 1 Chant, if it's a song! - OK, we'll put that last.

0:39:03 > 0:39:04Least likely, would you say?

0:39:04 > 0:39:07Through The Barricades would be the most well-known of those three.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09Through The Barricades, we'll put first.

0:39:09 > 0:39:13We'll put them up on the board in that order. Here they are...

0:39:20 > 0:39:21OK.

0:39:21 > 0:39:25So we were looking in all these cases for Spandau Ballet, UK Top 75

0:39:25 > 0:39:28singles. Your first answer was Through The Barricades.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30You thought this was least likely to be pointless.

0:39:30 > 0:39:33Remember, only one answer has to be pointless for you to

0:39:33 > 0:39:36win that £5,000 jackpot for Sport Relief.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39Let's see how many people said Through The Barricades.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41Is it right, is it pointless?

0:39:43 > 0:39:44It's right.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48If this goes all the way down to 0,

0:39:48 > 0:39:52you will leave with that cheque for Sport Relief for £5,000.

0:39:52 > 0:39:54Down it goes, into single figures,

0:39:54 > 0:39:55still going down. 6!

0:39:55 > 0:39:586 for Through The Barricades.

0:40:00 > 0:40:03Unfortunately not a pointless answer but as you said,

0:40:03 > 0:40:06- you thought that would be quite well-known, didn't you, Karen?- Yeah.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09Six of our 100 people knew that answer.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12So only two more chances to win today's jackpot for Sport Relief.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15Your next answer, Work Till You're Musclebound,

0:40:15 > 0:40:18again Spandau Ballet Top 75 UK hit. Let's find out.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20It has to be pointless for that jackpot.

0:40:20 > 0:40:23For £5,000, how many people said Work Till You're Musclebound?

0:40:26 > 0:40:27Ooooh!

0:40:27 > 0:40:31I'm guessing that's going to be one of those tricksy title things...

0:40:31 > 0:40:34- Didn't make Top 75?- Well... I'm pretty sure it might have done.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37It might not have been called that though.

0:40:37 > 0:40:39Only one more chance to win today's jackpot,

0:40:39 > 0:40:43and it's all riding on your third and final answer, No. 1 Chant.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45This was your most confident answer,

0:40:45 > 0:40:48the one you thought most likely to be pointless.

0:40:48 > 0:40:50It has to be pointless.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53It has to be correct as well for you to win that jackpot of £5,000.

0:40:53 > 0:40:57Let's find out how many people said No. 1 Chant. It is pointless?

0:41:01 > 0:41:02No!

0:41:02 > 0:41:04GROANING FROM AUDIENCE

0:41:04 > 0:41:06Oh, no! Bad luck.

0:41:09 > 0:41:12Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that all-important

0:41:12 > 0:41:15pointless answer, which means you don't win today's jackpot of £5,000.

0:41:15 > 0:41:18However, as this is a Sport Relief special, we are

0:41:18 > 0:41:21going to donate £2,500 to the charity. We really enjoyed having

0:41:21 > 0:41:24you on the show and you do get to take home a Pointless trophy each.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27- So very well done. - Thank you.- Thank you.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35I think that is genuinely unlucky.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37Work Till You're Musclebound is just called Musclebound,

0:41:37 > 0:41:40and would have scored you one point.

0:41:40 > 0:41:45- But No. 1 Chant, is called Chant No. 1, I'm afraid.- Ohhhh!

0:41:45 > 0:41:48Not only that, that's a pointless answer so...

0:41:48 > 0:41:50I would say, we're going to give you 2,500,

0:41:50 > 0:41:53I'm happy - if Xander is happy as well - that we'll make up the

0:41:53 > 0:41:57difference and give you five grand because I think that's incredibly unlucky.

0:41:57 > 0:41:58Absolutely! Done!

0:41:58 > 0:42:00APPLAUSE

0:42:04 > 0:42:08Let's take a look at the pointless answers in the different categories.

0:42:08 > 0:42:09I think you'll know some of them,

0:42:09 > 0:42:13those Bros songs you'll know and a couple of Spandau Ballet.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15We'll start with Bros...

0:42:17 > 0:42:19These are all top 10 hits for Bros.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23Sister was a number 2 hit. All of those were pointless.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25Let's take a look at Ultravox...

0:42:30 > 0:42:31Dance!

0:42:31 > 0:42:34And Spandau Ballet. There you go - Chant No. 1.

0:42:41 > 0:42:43Very well done if you got any of those at home.

0:42:43 > 0:42:47Chant No. 1, No. 1 Chant, I think it's fair enough. That'll do for me and congratulations,

0:42:47 > 0:42:50you've been brilliant right from the start. Thank you so much for playing.

0:42:50 > 0:42:51- Thank you.- Thanks very much indeed.

0:42:51 > 0:42:56Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Karen and Mark, we've loved having you on the show.

0:42:56 > 0:42:59You've been fantastic the whole way through, thank you so much for playing.

0:42:59 > 0:43:02Karen and Mark, everyone, brilliant contestants.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04APPLAUSE

0:43:04 > 0:43:08Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:43:08 > 0:43:10- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.

0:43:10 > 0:43:12And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.