Episode 17

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0:00:17 > 0:00:19APPLAUSE

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome to Pointless,

0:00:28 > 0:00:30the quiz show where the obvious answers mean nothing

0:00:30 > 0:00:32and the obscure answers mean everything.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Let's meet today's players.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40And couple number one. Hi, I'm Phil, this is Mark.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42We're brothers and we're from Manchester.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Couple number two? Hi, I'm John and this is my wife Carol.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47We're from Stourbridge.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Couple number three?

0:00:48 > 0:00:53Hi, I'm Suzanne, this is Gary. We're married and we are from Manchester.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54And couple number four?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57My name's Joshua Blake, this is my friend Jamie Laden -

0:00:57 > 0:01:01my legal advisor, carer and all-round good guy

0:01:01 > 0:01:03and we go to the University of Nottingham.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05And these are today's contestants.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Thanks, we'll get to know more about you throughout the show

0:01:11 > 0:01:13That just leaves one more person for me to for me to introduce,

0:01:13 > 0:01:15a man with a firm grasp of figures,

0:01:15 > 0:01:17but that's enough about the TV Quick Awards,

0:01:17 > 0:01:20it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Hiya.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Have you noticed that it happens sometimes... Mm.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29..that we've got a character on the show?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Yes, I spotted that. Did you notice that?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33I spotted that three-fold, all at once.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Did you? What was the clue?

0:01:35 > 0:01:37It was when Suzanne said that...

0:01:39 > 0:01:40No, it was Blake...

0:01:41 > 0:01:43..who's actually called Joshua Blake.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46So, all ready... He's got a surname for a name.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Yeah, literally his surname is the name he's gone for on his badge

0:01:49 > 0:01:50and he's wearing a hat.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53I thought it was enough that he was wearing red, to be honest,

0:01:53 > 0:01:55but there we are. It was good though, I liked his intro.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58It was very good, very strong. A lot to live up the rest of the show.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Yeah. Wouldn't want to be Blake/Joshua right about now.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07That's a big start. I'm sensing a bit of jealousy here.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Blake and Laden is the new Armstrong and Miller

0:02:09 > 0:02:12and there's no denying it. The career starts here.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18OK. Oh-K!

0:02:18 > 0:02:19I tell you what,

0:02:19 > 0:02:22they've got the easy charm of an Armstrong and Miller, haven't they?

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Yeah. I will give them that.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26But we've also got the looks instead as well.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27AUDIENCE: Oh-ho-ho!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34It's going terrifically well, isn't it?

0:02:34 > 0:02:35I don't...

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Er, yes, it is going well.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42We've got two returning pairs from last time.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43They both entertained us

0:02:43 > 0:02:45without being as brilliant as they might have been.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48So, hopefully we'll see more from Mark and Phil, and Carol and John

0:02:48 > 0:02:50on the first two podiums there.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53The first question, I noticed we've quite a Mancunian bent

0:02:53 > 0:02:55to our contestants there - two pairs from Manchester.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57The first question's going to be very interesting.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Add in Blake/Joshua, you've got...

0:02:59 > 0:03:02the most interesting round in Pointless history.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03I can't wait to see what he's got for us.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06There's going to be fireworks. It's going to be brilliant.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Thanks, Richard. Now, all our questions

0:03:08 > 0:03:10have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Our contestants here need to find the obscure answers

0:03:12 > 0:03:13those 100 people didn't get.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer,

0:03:16 > 0:03:17an answer that none of our 100 people gave.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Each time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Now, Catherine and Joanna didn't win the jackpot last time,

0:03:23 > 0:03:25so we add another ?1,000 to that.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26So today's jackpot starts off at...

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40OK, in this first round I'll take an answer from each of you,

0:03:40 > 0:03:41but there is to be no conferring.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44At the end of the round, whichever pair has the highest score,

0:03:44 > 0:03:46obviously, will be leaving us.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Our first category today is...

0:03:51 > 0:03:52European football.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:03:54 > 0:03:55who's going to go second?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04OK, let's find out what that first question is, here it comes.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05We gave 100 people 100 seconds to...

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Richard? It is random, I promise you that, it is random.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18We're looking for the name of any team that Man Utd

0:04:18 > 0:04:20have played in the Champions League,

0:04:20 > 0:04:22from when it started in the '92/93 season,

0:04:22 > 0:04:24all the way through to the 2012/2013.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27So, at any stage of the Champions League, any team that's faced Man U.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Very, very best of luck. Thanks very much indeed.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Now then, Mark and Phil, you all drew lots before the show

0:04:32 > 0:04:33and today you are going to go first.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Now, Phil... Yes. What happened last time?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39We got a nice, easy question about cathedrals.

0:04:39 > 0:04:4120 minutes to think of an answer

0:04:41 > 0:04:45and then I got one and changed my mind. Yeah.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Now, Phil, remind us what you do.

0:04:47 > 0:04:52I work in printing, I get peoples' designs ready for the press.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53And what are your hobbies, Phil?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Hobbies, I play cricket and golf and I like a bit of poker.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Excellent, now what are you going to go for?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01I'm going to go for...

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Borussia Dortmund.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Borussia Dortmund, says Phil. Let's see if that's right,

0:05:05 > 0:05:07and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11It is right.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19That's a great answer. Look at that, 2 - Phil.

0:05:20 > 0:05:222 for Borussia Dortmund.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27That's a very good start, they played them in 1997.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Knocked Man Utd out in the semifinals.

0:05:29 > 0:05:302-0.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Paul Lambert went on to become the first British player

0:05:33 > 0:05:35to win the European Cup with a non-British team.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37There we are, excellent. Thank you.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Now, Carol, welcome back.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Now, your story last time was what?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44We made it to round two

0:05:44 > 0:05:47and then we got asked questions on the Eurovision Song Contest.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Yeah, Pickettywitch you came up with. I did, yes.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Were you thinking of that other band that came up?

0:05:53 > 0:05:57I thought of the girl's face and I knew she was with Pickettywitch,

0:05:57 > 0:06:02but I couldn't have told you the name of the group that she was in.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03And remind us what you do, Carol.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06I'm a retired French teacher.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09But you fill your retirement with all kinds of activities. I do, yes.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Yes, I walk, I'm learning the piano.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13I do crosswords, I write.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15I do loads of stuff.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17How's that piano coming on?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Well, I've got a very patient teacher.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22So I'm better than I was when I started a year ago.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24You kind of would hope that...

0:06:24 > 0:06:26No, so you're moving in the right direction.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Anyway, Carol... Yeah.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Manchester United, it couldn't have fallen better for you

0:06:30 > 0:06:31if it had tried.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Actually, it could have fallen a lot better.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37I've had my fingers crossed all morning

0:06:37 > 0:06:41and all afternoon that football didn't come up and here it is.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43So, I'm going to do my best.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47I have no idea, but I'm going to go with the name of a club

0:06:47 > 0:06:48that I know - Bayern Munich.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Bayern Munich says Carol.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Well, that got a little nod from Mark.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Let's see if that's right,

0:06:55 > 0:06:58and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Bayern Munich.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Well done, Carol, it's absolutely right.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Borussia Dortmund took us down to 2, Bayern Munich - 17.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Not bad at all.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15They played them nine times, very famously in the 1999 final,

0:07:15 > 0:07:19where Man Utd scored two injury-time goals to win the title.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20I had just switched over. Had you?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23There was something else starting at nine o'clock,

0:07:23 > 0:07:24can't remember what it was.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26I thought, "I really want to see Man Utd

0:07:26 > 0:07:28"get beaten in the Champions League Final".

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Two late goals. There you go. Now, Suzanne.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Welcome to the show, great to have you here, what do you do, Suzanne?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36I work for the Environment Agency, I'm a communications manager.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38In your spare time, what do you like doing?

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Well, I like music a lot, listening to it, going to watch gigs.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Big fan of Formula 1, racing as well.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47So, we're going to see the Barcelona Grand Prix.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Do you go to lots of those Formula 1s?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Well, I'm quite new to Formula 1 really.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Gary got me into it a few years ago and last year,

0:07:54 > 0:07:56when we had our honeymoon in Italy,

0:07:56 > 0:08:00we also went to Monza as part of our honeymoon, which was amazing.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Very good. Now, what are you going to go for?

0:08:02 > 0:08:06I should have a have a really good answer, living with a Man Utd fan.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09But I'm going to play fairly safe and go for Sporting Lisbon.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Sporting Lisbon. Who do you support?

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Newcastle.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Does that work well as a couple then?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Well, he doesn't see us as a threat, so...

0:08:20 > 0:08:21it's not a problem.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Sporting Lisbon says Suzanne. Let's see if that's right,

0:08:24 > 0:08:26and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Very well done, indeed, Suzanne - the best score of the round so far.

0:08:40 > 0:08:411 for Sporting Lisbon.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Yeah, they faced each other in the group stages in 2007/2008.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47And Ronaldo, who used to play for Sporting Lisbon,

0:08:47 > 0:08:49scored in both games.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Thank you very much. Now, Jamie... Jamie, welcome to the show.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Good to have you here, what do you do?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56I'm a law student at Nottingham University.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Which year are you in? I'm in my final year.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Oh, how's it going? It's pretty tough.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Yeah, getting a bit tougher now as the exams approach.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04The pressure is high at the moment.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07But we've taken a couple of days out to come along.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Always good in the build-up to exams to take two days out to come

0:09:10 > 0:09:14and be on a daytime quiz show.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15The parents don't mind, so.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18That's fine. Now, Jamie, what are your plans for after university?

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Have you sorted out what you're doing?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I've been applying for jobs in law firms

0:09:21 > 0:09:24but I've never taken a gap year or a break from education,

0:09:24 > 0:09:28so I'm hoping to take a gap year before applying for jobs.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Exactly, good idea.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Now then, Jamie, what are you going to go for?

0:09:32 > 0:09:33You're a Man City fan. I am,

0:09:33 > 0:09:36so I don't really take much pleasure in Manchester United's

0:09:36 > 0:09:38successes in the Champions League

0:09:38 > 0:09:41but I'm going to go for another Portuguese team and say FC Porto.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44FC Porto, says Jamie.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46FC Porto, let's see if that's right,

0:09:46 > 0:09:47and let's see how many people said it.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Yep, it's right.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Well, 17's our high score.

0:09:54 > 0:09:561 is our low.

0:09:56 > 0:09:575, well done, Jamie.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Nice job.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04And as Jamie will know, in 2003/2004,

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Porto knocked Man United out of the Champions League,

0:10:07 > 0:10:09which I assume is why he said it. A little-known manager

0:10:09 > 0:10:12ran up and down the touchline in front of Sir Alex, manically,

0:10:12 > 0:10:14and it was Jose Mourinho.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17That was a great day.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Thanks very much. We're halfway through the round,

0:10:20 > 0:10:22let's take a look at those scores. Suzanne! Well done,

0:10:22 > 0:10:24the best score of that pass.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Fantastic, sets you and Gary up very nicely at this stage.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Up to 2, where we find Phil and Mark and up to 5,

0:10:29 > 0:10:30where we find Jamie and Blake,

0:10:30 > 0:10:33and then up to 17, where Carol and John are.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Now, John, you're not way out in front,

0:10:36 > 0:10:39but everyone seems to know their stuff.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Yeah, we're going to need a really low score from you.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43We're going to come back down the line now,

0:10:43 > 0:10:45can the second players take their places at the podium?

0:10:48 > 0:10:51So we are looking for football clubs that have played

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Manchester United in the Champions League.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Now, Blake... Now then, what are you doing?

0:10:55 > 0:10:58I do law also. Also in your last year?

0:10:58 > 0:10:59I am, yeah.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Are you going to take a year out as well?

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Yeah, more by default than choice,

0:11:04 > 0:11:06but I will be taking a year out I think.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Now, in your spare time, Blake, what are your hobbies?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10What do you like to get up to?

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Whatever really suits my mood at the time.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15I've been in a couple of plays, like A Clockwork Orange.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18I've done a bit of debating for the university,

0:11:18 > 0:11:22played rugby, basketball, captain of the Law Society team.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26I do mooting as well. You do what? Mooting. What's mooting?

0:11:26 > 0:11:30It is mock legal cases, pretty much, on points of law.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32And that's something you do in the university,

0:11:32 > 0:11:35or is that something you do online? Externally as well,

0:11:35 > 0:11:37so I did a competition against Cambridge recently.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39How did it go?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41I got 88%, which is...

0:11:41 > 0:11:43By any stretch that's good.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Did you win?

0:11:45 > 0:11:48We didn't win unfortunately, we came about fourth out of 25 teams.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50But you personally scored high, this is good.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Blake, what are you going to go for?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Our high scorers are on 17, you're on 5.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57A score of 11 or less keeps you in the game for sure.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00So we want any club that has met Manchester United

0:12:00 > 0:12:01in the Champions League.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04I'm a bit upset it's football really.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05What would you have preferred?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08I came on here to challenge the student stereotypes.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09I'm well versed in my literature,

0:12:09 > 0:12:11I came on with a bit of prose knowledge.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13I've read up on my Shakespeare, etc.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16I'm just going to stop talking now and say Celtic.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Celtic? Yeah. Celtic says Blake.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Here comes your red line.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Quite low.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24But let's see if Celtic can get you down there.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Celtic, is it right, how many people said it?

0:12:28 > 0:12:30It's right.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Nicely done, you haven't quite made it this time,

0:12:37 > 0:12:39but I think that's enough to keep you in the game.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43That scores you 14, takes your total up to 19.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44I think that is enough.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Eh, Gary?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Gary, could this have gone any better for you?

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Oh, it's perfect. I mean, and Suzanne was just warming up.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53She was just keeping the stage warm.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57I was stunned by that, yeah. And she scored 1, Gary.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59You have to do better than that.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Well, unless I get a pointless, there's no point in going home.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Gary, by the way, what do you do?

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Graphic designer. What kind of graphic design?

0:13:06 > 0:13:09All printed material. Right, you are, and in your spare time,

0:13:09 > 0:13:11obviously football plays a large role.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Used to play Sunday football, that was about as good as it got.

0:13:13 > 0:13:18Yeah. And now it's just twice a week... I still play outdoors...

0:13:18 > 0:13:20nine-a-side. It's a bit of an odd number but, yes...

0:13:20 > 0:13:22No, it's an entirely odd number.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Nine, I can assure you, is an odd number. Good stuff.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Now, what are you going to go for?

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Both of the Portuguese sides...

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Were what I had in me head and they've both gone.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38So...Galatasaray.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Galatasaray, says Gary.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44The high scorers are Blake and Jamie on 19.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46You want to score 17 or less with Galatasaray.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49There is your red line. Get below that, you're into the next round.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Galatasaray, is it right?

0:13:53 > 0:13:54Absolutely right.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01And you're through, very well done. 4.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Great work on podium three there, takes your total up to 5.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Well done, Gary.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Good work, Gary, nowhere near as good as Suzanne though.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13It should be noted. Yeah, they played them a few times,

0:14:13 > 0:14:15most recently in the last season of the Champions League.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Both beat each other 1-0 at home.

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Thanks, Richard.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Now, John, remind us what happened last time you...

0:14:20 > 0:14:26You were Eurovision? We got the UK Eurovision curse.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29But no, you said the Allisons which was a brilliant answer.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32These things happen. Well there, we are.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35You have to try and get through to the next round, if you possibly can.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37I don't know how that's going to happen.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41Unless you can come up with a pointless or a 1-scoring answer.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42Any ideas?

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Most of the ones I know for definite there's no way.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47I'm just going to have to risk Ajax.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Ajax says John.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52OK, well, let's see, here comes your red line.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56Yeah, there you are, it's not... It's great.

0:14:56 > 0:14:57Just take my word for it, it's there.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01Yeah. OK, let's see if Ajax can get you down there.

0:15:01 > 0:15:02Is it right?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Oh, John, I'm sorry.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer

0:15:09 > 0:15:12and takes your total up to 117.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Perfectly good guess though, John,

0:15:13 > 0:15:16it's just one of those strange anomalies that Ajax and Man U

0:15:16 > 0:15:18have never faced each other in the Champions League.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Thanks, Richard, now Mark.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Welcome back to the show, great to have you here.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Remind us, what do you do? I'm an air steward.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27An air steward on long-haul flights. Yeah.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28And it's a small airline?

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Oh, it's not a small airline, is it the world's favourite airline?

0:15:31 > 0:15:34It is. I was going to say, yeah.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Well, that's fun.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Oh, it's brilliant. There's a fun job.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40And you're a Manchester United fan, are you?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43I am, yeah. I've been to a lot of these grounds as well.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46I've been away with United a lot.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47John was really unlucky

0:15:47 > 0:15:50cos we played Ajax in the Europa League last year.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53That's right, yeah. Listen, you're through to the next round.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55All we need from you is an answer, but maybe...

0:15:55 > 0:15:58I bet there is a pointless answer in there somewhere.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01I hope so. And if there is, you should really, probably know it.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02I've got about 20 in me head.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07OK. That I hope all are really low. OK.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10And I think I'll go for...

0:16:10 > 0:16:11FC Copenhagen.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15FC Copenhagen... Oh, Phil, that's a real connoisseur's nod.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Phil was going...

0:16:19 > 0:16:21FC Copenhagen, says Mark.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23No red line for you as you're through.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24Let's see if FC Copenhagen's right,

0:16:24 > 0:16:27let's see how many people said it. Is it pointless?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Well, it's right, that was the first thing it needed to be.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Still going down.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Oh, look at that! It is pointless, that's a fabulous answer, Mark.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43That adds ?250 to today's jackpot.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46It takes the total up to ?2,500.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47It scores you nothing

0:16:47 > 0:16:50and it leaves your total at an extremely impressive 2.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Very well done indeed.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Well played, Mark, what a lovely category to come up.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Played each other in the 2006/2007, Man U beat them at home

0:16:57 > 0:16:58and then Copenhagen won away.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Before I go through the answers, do you want to test me with a few more?

0:17:01 > 0:17:03CFR Cluj?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05CFR Cluj was...

0:17:05 > 0:17:061 point.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Eh, Brondby. Brondby is a pointless answer.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10Besiktas.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Besiktas is a pointless answer as well.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Nantes. Nantes is a pointless answer.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Fenerbahce. Don't want to peak too early.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Fenerbahce also a pointless answer.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28I might have to stop you there.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Before you take your entire tour of Europe.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Let's take a look at a few more pointless answers.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33There's loads on the list actually.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54You could also have had Boavista, another Portuguese team.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57You could have had Bursaspor, another Turkish side.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58You could have had Goteborg from Sweden.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00You could have had CSKA, Rapid Vienna.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Roma would have been a pointless answer.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Sturm Graz would have been a pointless answer.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08Villarreal also a pointless answer. Lots of pointless answers up there.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Let's take a look at the biggest answers,

0:18:10 > 0:18:11the ones that most people gave.

0:18:20 > 0:18:21Thanks very much indeed.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23At the end of our first round, I'm afraid the pair

0:18:23 > 0:18:26who'll be heading home with their high score of 117...

0:18:26 > 0:18:28I'm sorry, John and Carol, it's you.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32Dear, oh, dear. That was bad luck with Ajax.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33C'est la vie. C'est la vie, I'm afraid.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34Well, I'm really sorry.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37We always have to have a high scorer and this time it was you.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40We have to say goodbye, it's been great having you on both shows.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Thanks so much for playing. Lovely contestants.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for round two.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53So, three pairs remain and at the end of this round,

0:18:53 > 0:18:56we'll be saying goodbye to ANOTHER pair.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Blake and Jamie, of the three remaining pairs,

0:18:58 > 0:18:59you were the highest scores there.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02But then, we hadn't given you the kind of, you know...

0:19:02 > 0:19:05The kind of high-brow questions you had a right to expect.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08So, best of luck with these next rounds.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Lowest-scoring pair - Mark and Phil.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Absolutely exemplary play there, wonderful. And Suzanne and Gary...

0:19:14 > 0:19:15Well, listen, Gary...

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Maybe Newcastle United may not be keeping Manchester United

0:19:18 > 0:19:20awake at nights but I'd say that Suzanne's scoring there

0:19:20 > 0:19:23has probably given you something to think about.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25I was very happy with that. Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Our category for round two is...

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:19:32 > 0:19:34who's going to go second?

0:19:34 > 0:19:37And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41OK, and the question concerns...

0:19:45 > 0:19:47UK Prime Ministers' Spouses, Richard.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49We're going to name six women on each pass,

0:19:49 > 0:19:51we need you to tell us the Prime Minister they went on to marry.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54We just need the surname of the Prime Minister that these women

0:19:54 > 0:19:57went on to marry. Very best of luck.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59OK, so we just need the surname of the Prime Minister

0:19:59 > 0:20:02these women went on to marry. Here is our first board of six.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14I'll read those all one last time.

0:20:23 > 0:20:27There we are, six women who went on to marry UK Prime Ministers.

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Now, Mark...

0:20:28 > 0:20:31How do you like that board? Sublime to the ridiculous.

0:20:32 > 0:20:33For me.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Anything on there you want to have a crack at?

0:20:36 > 0:20:39I will do, I don't know any of them.

0:20:39 > 0:20:40Which is not good BUT...

0:20:40 > 0:20:45I think, because Gordon Brown's wife was called Samantha...

0:20:45 > 0:20:49I'll go for Samantha Sheffield is Gordon Brown.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Gordon Brown's wife was called Samantha,

0:20:51 > 0:20:53so you're going to say Samantha Sheffield was Brown.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55OK, well, let's see if that's right,

0:20:55 > 0:20:58and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Bad luck.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04No, I'm sorry, Mark, that's an incorrect answer

0:21:04 > 0:21:06which scores you the maximum of 100 points, I'm sorry.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10Sorry, Mark. It's lucky you got about 17 pointless answers

0:21:10 > 0:21:11before that, isn't it?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Takes the edge off a bit.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Thanks, Richard. Now, Suzanne.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18We want to know which UK Prime Ministers these women

0:21:18 > 0:21:22went on to marry. Suzanne, how do we feel about this?

0:21:22 > 0:21:27It's quite a tough board, really. It is. I know one

0:21:27 > 0:21:29but I think it's fairly obvious. I'm going to take a bit of

0:21:29 > 0:21:33a risk and guess cos I think Gordon Brown's wife was called Sarah,

0:21:33 > 0:21:36so I'll go Sarah Macaulay for Gordon Brown.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Sarah Macaulay - Gordon Brown.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40OK, let's see if that's right

0:21:40 > 0:21:42and how many people said Brown for Macaulay.

0:21:44 > 0:21:45Absolutely right.

0:21:50 > 0:21:5235.

0:21:54 > 0:21:5735. Yes, absolutely. It was Sarah Brown not Samantha Brown,

0:21:57 > 0:21:59very well done.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Thanks, Richard. Now, Blake. You're the last person to have this

0:22:02 > 0:22:05board, do you fancy filling it in for us?

0:22:05 > 0:22:09It's gone very highbrow. It's a sweaty highbrow.

0:22:09 > 0:22:14And... I. Yeah, I don't know if you can go for

0:22:14 > 0:22:15the one that seems

0:22:15 > 0:22:17obvious but doesn't...

0:22:17 > 0:22:21that much sense. I'm just going to say Dorothy Cavendish,

0:22:21 > 0:22:22I'm going to go with...

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Attlee. Attlee, you're going to say for Dorothy Cavendish.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Let's see if that's right and how many people said Attlee.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Oh, bad lack. I'm afraid an incorrect answer

0:22:35 > 0:22:38scores you the maximum of 100 points. But you're in good company there.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42Blake, I'm trying to work out exactly where to pitch the questions for you.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43LAUGHTER

0:22:43 > 0:22:47The first round you were furious cos it was way too lowbrow.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51This, which seems a perfectly accept... if you're a debating

0:22:51 > 0:22:53student seems like a perfectly acceptable round -

0:22:53 > 0:22:55this is too highbrow... so somewhere in between. Yep.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I'll see what I can do.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Let's fill in the rest of this board.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Now... Samantha Sheffield...

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Is Cameron. Is David Cameron. Sam Cam.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06She would have scored you 30 points.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Now, Clarissa Spencer-Churchill is a harder one.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25And Margaret Owen, even tougher...

0:23:27 > 0:23:31There were three tough ones on that board but three were gettable,

0:23:31 > 0:23:33I think.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Thanks very much indeed. OK, we're halfway through the round - let's take a look at the scores,

0:23:36 > 0:23:38only two between our three pairs at this stage.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Once again the low scorers - very impressive.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51So, it's Jamie and Phil deciding but one of you will be leaving at the

0:23:51 > 0:23:55end of this round. Best of luck with that. Going to come back down the line,

0:23:55 > 0:23:58can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:23:58 > 0:24:00OK, we're going to put six more women on the board

0:24:00 > 0:24:01and here they come...

0:24:11 > 0:24:13I'll read those one last time...

0:24:19 > 0:24:22Now, remember we are looking for the UK Prime Ministers

0:24:22 > 0:24:24that these women went on to marry.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26And, Jamie, you're joint high-scorers,

0:24:26 > 0:24:30you need to find a low-scoring answer if you can.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Well, politics is not a strong point for me, at all.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35I actually only know one on the board

0:24:35 > 0:24:39and I'm probably going to go for it just to make sure I get it right.

0:24:39 > 0:24:40I hope it's right.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43And I'm going to go Cherie Booth - Tony Blair.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Cherie Booth - Blair, says Jamie. No red line for you as you're

0:24:46 > 0:24:48joint high-scorers. But let's see if that's right

0:24:48 > 0:24:53and if it is let's see how many people said it - Blair, for Cherie Booth.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Of course, is right.

0:24:55 > 0:24:5681.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02That's a high score, but tactically you might have done something

0:25:02 > 0:25:04clever - 181 your total.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Yeah, it's a big score. She came top of the year in the Bar exams -

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Cherie Booth. I will not be doing that.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12You probably won't marry Tony Blair, either so...

0:25:12 > 0:25:13LAUGHTER

0:25:13 > 0:25:16But, you know what? You never know in this world.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Thanks, Richard. Now, Gary.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21We're looking for the UK Prime Ministers who married these women.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25You're in the head-to-head - not now, obviously, but you will be.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27That's the good news. Yeah. The bad news is

0:25:27 > 0:25:30this is a pig of a board. It's fair to say? Yeah.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34The only prime ministers I could think of have gone

0:25:34 > 0:25:37so, I'm racking my brains and trying to buy some time -

0:25:37 > 0:25:41I'm going to really push the boat out here... er, I'm going to say...

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Andrew Bonar Law, for Violet Millar.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Violet Millar - Andrew Bonar Law.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Why not? Yeah, why not?

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Let's find out, Andrew Bonar Law, is that right for Violet Millar?

0:25:52 > 0:25:55No red line as you're already through.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57No...

0:25:57 > 0:25:59But it was fun boat to push out, though.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02I like that. I like the name. It's a cracking name.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Sadly, though, it's an incorrect answer, scores you a maximum of

0:26:05 > 0:26:06100 points...

0:26:06 > 0:26:09I think it would have been a pointless answer if it had been right.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13It was the thing to do seeing as you're already through. But that's 2-0 to Suzanne now...

0:26:13 > 0:26:16LAUGHTER ..so long as you know that. I knew that was coming.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Thanks very much. Now then, Phil...

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Yes? Oh, it gets exciting now.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24It gets very exciting now, the high-scorers on 181 are Jamie

0:26:24 > 0:26:26and Blake.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30You are on 100. If you can score 80 or less...

0:26:30 > 0:26:33you're in the head-to-head. Yeah.

0:26:33 > 0:26:37Talk us through the board. I don't know Audrey. I think I know Norma

0:26:37 > 0:26:41and Mary, and I don't know Elizabeth and Violet.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43And I think I'm going to go with...

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Mike Yarwood was always doing one of his impressions,

0:26:46 > 0:26:49he was always talking about Mary, so I'm going to go with that.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52And... Harold Wilson. Mary Wilson says Phil.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55OK, here comes your red line, nice and high.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58If Mary Wilson is right you are through to the next round.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Let's find out - Mary Wilson, how many of our 100 people said it?

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Absolutely right, well done, and through you go.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13That's a great answer - 8. Look at that - 108 your total.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19It's amazing how you remember these things?

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Mike Yarwood, yeah, it's funny. That's European football and

0:27:22 > 0:27:25prime ministers' spouses, a good start to the show from Phil.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Now, Norma - what would you have gone for? Major.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29John Major, yeah. Norma Major, of course.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33She was born Norma Wagstaff, she was Norma Johnson

0:27:33 > 0:27:34by the time she met Major.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48Now, Blake, as you're leaving us now... I'll give you the chance

0:27:48 > 0:27:50on this one. Violet Millar married...?

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Clement Attlee. Boom, got it.

0:27:52 > 0:27:56Well done, pointless answer, well done if you said that at home.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59Thanks very much indeed, Richard, and well done, Blake,

0:27:59 > 0:28:02nice little parting shot. Had the boards been the other way round

0:28:02 > 0:28:05it may well have been very different but, I'm afraid,

0:28:05 > 0:28:07as it stands you are our high-scorers

0:28:07 > 0:28:10so we have to say goodbye but we look forward to seeing you

0:28:10 > 0:28:12again next time. Jamie and Blake - hilarious contestants...

0:28:12 > 0:28:14LAUGHTER ..thanks so much for playing.

0:28:16 > 0:28:17APPLAUSE

0:28:17 > 0:28:21But for the remaining two pairs it's now time for the head-to-head.

0:28:25 > 0:28:28Congratulations, Mark and Phil, Suzanne and Gary.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30You're now one step closer to the final

0:28:30 > 0:28:33and a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at...

0:28:36 > 0:28:39Now, to decide which pair's going to playing for that money

0:28:39 > 0:28:41you are now going to go head-to-head. The big

0:28:41 > 0:28:43difference is you are now allowed to confer.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Something very strange has been going on. For the last few shows

0:28:49 > 0:28:51we've had this cycle where people who've gone out

0:28:51 > 0:28:54first round for their first show come back as the lowest-scoring

0:28:54 > 0:28:57pair in the head-to-head in the second show.

0:28:57 > 0:28:58It's happened all the time.

0:28:58 > 0:29:02It's a phenomenon. Mark, Phil, you're part of a phenomenon.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04LAUGHTER

0:29:04 > 0:29:05I don't know, it varies.

0:29:05 > 0:29:10There's another phenomenon - an all-Manc head-to-head.

0:29:11 > 0:29:16Mmmm...? Suzanne, sorry, yeah. But still, you're from Manchester.

0:29:16 > 0:29:19Yes. You're not from Manchester but you live in Manchester so we're

0:29:19 > 0:29:21going to call it an all-Manc head-to-head anyway.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24This is the most exciting thing to happen to Manchester since the

0:29:24 > 0:29:27Stone Roses and the Happy Mondays were both on Top Of The Pops together.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29LAUGHTER This is the same, exactly the same thing.

0:29:29 > 0:29:32Very well. It is going to be an absolute needle head-to-head.

0:29:32 > 0:29:35Very best of luck to both pairs, let's play it...

0:29:41 > 0:29:43OK, now here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:29:49 > 0:29:52Richard. My note would be - "Don't panic at all"...

0:29:52 > 0:29:54LAUGHTER We're going to show you five stills from films, they're all

0:29:54 > 0:29:57adapted from Pulitzer Prize winning novels

0:29:57 > 0:29:59but we just need you to tell us the name of the film, please.

0:29:59 > 0:30:03Thanks very much, Richard, let's reveal our five stills from

0:30:03 > 0:30:06adaptations of Pulitzer Prize winning novels and here they are...

0:30:23 > 0:30:28There we are... five stills from films.

0:30:28 > 0:30:32Mark and Phil, you played best throughout the show so far so you get to go first.

0:30:36 > 0:30:40We're going to go for D, The Color Purple.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43D, The Color Purple, say Mark and Phil.

0:30:43 > 0:30:47Suzanne and Gary, the rest of the board is yours, talk us through it.

0:30:47 > 0:30:49We're struggling, to be honest, yeah,

0:30:49 > 0:30:53D was where we were going to go as well.

0:30:53 > 0:30:57There's only other that we know, E, Gone With The Wind.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00I'm sure I know what B is, erm...

0:31:00 > 0:31:02We're going to take a bit of a punt on B, er,

0:31:02 > 0:31:06Remains Of The Day. Remains Of The Day say Suzanne and Gary for B.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09We have The Color Purple from Mark and Phil, let's see if that's right

0:31:09 > 0:31:11for D and if it is let's see how many people said it.

0:31:14 > 0:31:15It's right.

0:31:22 > 0:31:2330 for The Color Purple.

0:31:25 > 0:31:28Now, Suzanne and Gary are taking a bit of a punt and are going to say

0:31:28 > 0:31:30The Remains Of The Day for B.

0:31:30 > 0:31:32Let's see if that's right and it is how many people said it.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38Bad luck. I'm afraid not The Remains Of The Day

0:31:38 > 0:31:41which means Mark and Phil after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44It's a good punt but B is The Age Of Innocence

0:31:44 > 0:31:46adapted from the Edith Wharton novel.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48It would have been a good score - 6 points.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52Adapted from Cormac McCarthy's novel.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54That would have scored you 13.

0:31:55 > 0:31:57C is pointless.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00It's the Magnificent Ambersons written by Booth Tarkington,

0:32:00 > 0:32:01the film was by Orson Welles.

0:32:03 > 0:32:06Gone With The Wind would have been too many points so

0:32:06 > 0:32:08the risk was worth taking.

0:32:10 > 0:32:13Thanks very much, Richard. Here comes your second question.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16Suzanne and Gary you get to answer this first but you have to

0:32:16 > 0:32:18win it to stay in the game, it concerns...

0:32:24 > 0:32:26Richard... Again, I would say don't panic.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28We're just going to show you five anagrams now

0:32:28 > 0:32:30of fruit and vegetables - can you name them, please?

0:32:30 > 0:32:31LAUGHTER

0:32:31 > 0:32:34They are all in the top 20 UK food commodities but they are,

0:32:34 > 0:32:36more simply, fruit and veg.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41OK, let's reveal our five fruit and veg and here they are...

0:32:54 > 0:32:59Five anagrams of fruit and veg, Suzanne and Gary, you will go first.

0:33:05 > 0:33:09Well, we're really struggling but we think the third one is potatoes.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12The third one is potatoes.

0:33:12 > 0:33:16Potatoes. Now, Mark and Phil, the rest of the board is yours.

0:33:16 > 0:33:22Apples at the bottom, onions second, something water... top one.

0:33:23 > 0:33:24I can't think...

0:33:26 > 0:33:30Onions or apples? Onions. Go on then! Onions. We'll go for it.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33You're going to go for onions? And that's your shallot!

0:33:33 > 0:33:36LAUGHTER

0:33:37 > 0:33:40So, we have potatoes versus onions.

0:33:40 > 0:33:43Suzanne and Gary said potatoes, let's see if that's right

0:33:43 > 0:33:44and how many people said potatoes.

0:33:47 > 0:33:50It's right. Oh, look at that! 87!

0:33:50 > 0:33:54Cor. Well, Mark and Phil, that's what you have to beat with onions,

0:33:54 > 0:33:56let's see if you can do it. Onions, is it right?

0:33:56 > 0:33:58How many people said it?

0:34:00 > 0:34:02It's right and it's done it for you.

0:34:02 > 0:34:03Very well done.

0:34:03 > 0:34:0558.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10Mark and Phil, very well done. After only two questions

0:34:10 > 0:34:13you are through to the final 2-0. Good work.

0:34:13 > 0:34:15You chose between onions and apples which is the bottom one.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18You chose the right one because apples would have scored you 88 points.

0:34:18 > 0:34:21AUDIENCE: Ohh!

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Of these other two...?

0:34:25 > 0:34:28It took me the whole time to work out onions. Yeah?

0:34:28 > 0:34:29Yeah, terrible.

0:34:29 > 0:34:32See, these guys know their onions.

0:34:32 > 0:34:33Tin Spur is...

0:34:35 > 0:34:36Yes, yes.

0:34:36 > 0:34:39You were looking at water something for the top one? Yeah.

0:34:39 > 0:34:42That's confusing. It's strawberries.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45LAUGHTER AND GROANING

0:34:45 > 0:34:48Best answer up there. Very good indeed, thanks, Richard.

0:34:48 > 0:34:50So, the pair leaving us at the head-to-head round I'm afraid to

0:34:50 > 0:34:53say it's Suzanne and Gary. Well, potatoes wasn't bad!

0:34:55 > 0:34:58It was big, that was a big score. Yeah. But you've done so well

0:34:58 > 0:35:01throughout the show. It bodes very well for your next appearance

0:35:01 > 0:35:03which we're already looking forward to.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06Meantime, thanks very much for playing, Suzanne and Gary.

0:35:06 > 0:35:07BOTH: Thank you.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12But for Mark and Phil it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19Congratulations, Mark and Phil, you've fought off all the

0:35:19 > 0:35:22competition and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29You now have a chance to our Pointless jackpot

0:35:29 > 0:35:31and at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at...

0:35:33 > 0:35:34CHEERING

0:35:36 > 0:35:39Well, you've done so well. I mean, brilliant, brilliant performances

0:35:39 > 0:35:41the whole way through. We had a slight stumble with

0:35:41 > 0:35:42Samantha Brown...

0:35:42 > 0:35:45LAUGHTER ..but I think we'll draw a veil over that.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48But 2-0 in the head-to-head. There's no arguing with that, that's fantastic.

0:35:48 > 0:35:52Here you are in the final, what would you like to see come in? Sport. OK, sport. Any...

0:35:52 > 0:35:55Manchester United Champions League opponents?!

0:35:55 > 0:35:58LAUGHTER Stretford End chants!

0:35:58 > 0:36:01Now then, as always, you kick-start this round by choosing

0:36:01 > 0:36:04a category, you have four choices.

0:36:05 > 0:36:06Here they are...

0:36:06 > 0:36:07LAUGHTER

0:36:14 > 0:36:16It's got to be? Yeah. Got to be music.

0:36:16 > 0:36:19Easy listening. Easy listening music it is.

0:36:19 > 0:36:24Richard. OK. Here's the three options. Take what you want from any of these...

0:36:37 > 0:36:39Plenty to get your teeth into at home there

0:36:39 > 0:36:42and very good luck in the studio, guys.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45OK, now as always you have up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:36:45 > 0:36:49and all you need to win that jackpot, ?2,500 don't forget,

0:36:49 > 0:36:51is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Now,

0:36:51 > 0:36:54the answers you give can come from any of these categories.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57It's entirely up to you how you allot them, it can be all three

0:36:57 > 0:37:00from one category, one from each, however you like.

0:37:00 > 0:37:01Are you ready? BOTH: Yes.

0:37:01 > 0:37:03OK. Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:37:03 > 0:37:06There they are, your time starts now.

0:37:06 > 0:37:10I don't know any Barry Manilow songs and I don't know any Dionne Warwick songs, right.

0:37:10 > 0:37:13LAUGHTER

0:37:13 > 0:37:17Forever In Blue Jeans. Cracklin' Rosie. Coming To America.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22Is there one called Yom Kippur?

0:37:22 > 0:37:25Not sure. Bermuda Triangle is Barry Manilow.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29Walk On By.

0:37:29 > 0:37:30Do You Know The Way To San Jose?

0:37:31 > 0:37:33So, what are we going to go for?

0:37:35 > 0:37:39I think Neil Diamond would be popular. Love On The Rocks.

0:37:39 > 0:37:41You Don't Bring Me Flowers.

0:37:41 > 0:37:45That wasn't on his own, that was with Barbara Streisand.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49What were the Dionne Warwick ones you said?

0:37:49 > 0:37:51Walk On By. Do You Know The Way To San Jose?

0:37:53 > 0:37:56Definitely the second one. Ten seconds left. OK.

0:37:58 > 0:38:01What was the one about Mandy? Everyone will know that.

0:38:01 > 0:38:02I Am...I Said. Yes.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08OK, that's your time. I now need your three answers...

0:38:08 > 0:38:12We're going to go with one from each. Barry Manilow -

0:38:12 > 0:38:14Bermuda Triangle. Bermuda Triangle.

0:38:14 > 0:38:16Neil Diamond - I Am...I Said.

0:38:16 > 0:38:19I Am...I Said. Dionne Warwick...

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Do You Know The Way To San Jose? Do You Know The Way To San Jose?

0:38:21 > 0:38:25Of those three which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:25 > 0:38:27Neil Diamond. Neil Diamond is the best.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29OK, I Am...I Said, we'll pop that last.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Which is your least likely? Bermuda Triangle? Bermuda...

0:38:31 > 0:38:33Let's pop those up on the board in that order.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35And here they are...

0:38:42 > 0:38:45Well, very best of luck. Your first answer was Bermuda Triangle.

0:38:45 > 0:38:49OK, if this is correct and pointless you will win ?2,500.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52Now, Mark, what would you do with that?

0:38:52 > 0:38:55I think a little holiday. Busman's holiday, really. Exactly.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57I know how you'll get there at least.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59LAUGHTER

0:38:59 > 0:39:02We've got some friends who moved over to Sydney last year

0:39:02 > 0:39:03so maybe go and visit them.

0:39:03 > 0:39:09Very nice. Phil? It's my son's 21st soon so... I...

0:39:09 > 0:39:12I might take him to Vegas. Well, sort of lads' trip?

0:39:12 > 0:39:14LAUGHTER

0:39:14 > 0:39:15Yep!

0:39:15 > 0:39:19OK. Can I change my answer? I'm going to Vegas, as well.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21LAUGHTER

0:39:21 > 0:39:24OK, if it's correct, as I say, it will win you that jackpot.

0:39:24 > 0:39:27For ?2,500 let's find out - was Bermuda Triangle

0:39:27 > 0:39:29a UK top 40 hit for Barry Manilow?

0:39:31 > 0:39:33Yes, it was.

0:39:33 > 0:39:35It's correct, that's the first thing.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37The second thing it has to be is pointless.

0:39:37 > 0:39:39Down it goes through the 30s into the 20s...

0:39:39 > 0:39:41into the teens, into single figures,

0:39:41 > 0:39:43still going down, down it goes, 3.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45This is a great score.

0:39:45 > 0:39:46APPLAUSE

0:39:51 > 0:39:533. This is looking very good. Good start.

0:39:53 > 0:39:56Obviously, it's not pointless, it doesn't count

0:39:56 > 0:39:58but it's a great score.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00Looking very good for your other two answers.

0:40:00 > 0:40:01Your second answer was...

0:40:03 > 0:40:05Again, if it's correct and its pointless

0:40:05 > 0:40:09you will leave here with ?2,500. So, let's find out, was

0:40:09 > 0:40:12Do You Know The Way To San Jose? a UK top 40 hit for Dionne Warwick?

0:40:14 > 0:40:16Yes, it was.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19Your first answer took you all the way down to 3.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22Your second answer - Do You Know The Way To San Jose?

0:40:22 > 0:40:25is now taking us down into single figures, down it goes,

0:40:25 > 0:40:26still going down - 4!

0:40:33 > 0:40:35OK, again not a pointless answer.

0:40:35 > 0:40:38Another cracking answer, though. That'd be brilliant.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40Imagine how happy you'd be with that in normal Pointless.

0:40:40 > 0:40:44So, your final answer, the one that everything is now riding on

0:40:44 > 0:40:45is I Am...I Said.

0:40:46 > 0:40:50If this is pointless it wins you that jackpot for ?2,500,

0:40:50 > 0:40:54let's find out - is I Am...I Said a UK top 40 hit for Neil Diamond?

0:40:57 > 0:40:59It is...

0:40:59 > 0:41:01Bermuda Triangle took us down to 3.

0:41:01 > 0:41:05Do You Know The Way To San Jose? took us down to 4.

0:41:05 > 0:41:07I Am...I Said, the one you put last, the one you thought was your

0:41:07 > 0:41:10best shot at a pointless answer...!

0:41:10 > 0:41:11AUDIENCE GROANS 5!

0:41:17 > 0:41:22Oh... I tell you, your grouping was brilliant. 3, 4, 5 - that's superb!

0:41:22 > 0:41:24That takes skill.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27LAUGHTER I'm really sorry, though. Unfortunately, you didn't find

0:41:27 > 0:41:30that pointless answer that you needed which means you don't go

0:41:30 > 0:41:33away with today's jackpot of ?2,500. That will roll over onto the next

0:41:33 > 0:41:36show but we've really enjoyed having you on the show.

0:41:36 > 0:41:39You've done so well. And you do get to take our Pointless trophy each,

0:41:39 > 0:41:41so very well done. That's what we came for!

0:41:46 > 0:41:49Yes, you've been terrific fun across two shows, guys.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51It's really unlucky, none of the other answers you were thinking of

0:41:51 > 0:41:53in the 60 seconds would've been pointless.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55You went through almost all of Neil Diamond's hits.

0:41:55 > 0:41:58Cracklin' Rosie would have scored 15. Forever In Blue Jeans - 11.

0:41:58 > 0:42:01Love On The Rocks - 10. Song Sung Blue would have scored 6.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04So, all big scorers, you went for the best one you mentioned.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07Let's take a look at the pointless answers across all three groups.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17You could also have had - I'm Gonna Sit Myself Right Down And Write

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Myself A Letter, that would have been a pointless answer.

0:42:19 > 0:42:22Please Don't Be Scared and Stay, both of those pointless.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24Barry Manilow is the easiest one of these three,

0:42:24 > 0:42:27there's not many pointless answers on the other two.

0:42:27 > 0:42:28Neil Diamond - just the two...

0:42:31 > 0:42:33And also just the two for Dionne Warwick.

0:42:37 > 0:42:38Terrific answers.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41You've been great throughout so thank you so much for coming along.

0:42:41 > 0:42:44Well, unfortunately, we do have to say goodbye to you, Mark and Phil,

0:42:44 > 0:42:46but we've loved having you on the show.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49Thank you both so much for playing. Great contestants - Mark and Phil.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55Now, sadly Mark and Phil didn't win our jackpot today which means it

0:42:55 > 0:42:58rolls over onto our next show when we will be playing for...

0:43:01 > 0:43:03Join us then to see if someone can win it, meanwhile,

0:43:03 > 0:43:06it's goodbye from Richard. Goodbye. And it's goodbye from me.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08Goodbye.

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