Episode 18

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0:00:18 > 0:00:21APPLAUSE

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Thank you very much indeed!

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:27 > 0:00:29the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players.

0:00:35 > 0:00:39- And couple number one. - Hi, my name's Jamie, this is Josh.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42We're students and part-time rap artists from Nottingham.

0:00:42 > 0:00:43Couple number two.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47Hi, my name's Gary, this is my wife Suzanne and we're from Manchester.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Couple number three.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Hi, I'm Abby and this is Pam, my mum, and we're from Birmingham.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53And finally, couple number four.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Hi, I'm Mathew and this is Jo, and we're a couple from London.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57And these are today's contestants.

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Thanks all of you.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04We'll find out more about you throughout the show

0:01:04 > 0:01:06as it goes along. So that just leaves one more person

0:01:06 > 0:01:09for me to introduce. A veritable Rolls-Royce of statistical retention

0:01:09 > 0:01:11and a Corby trouser press of crisp one-liners.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14- It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Hi, everybody.

0:01:16 > 0:01:17APPLAUSE

0:01:20 > 0:01:25- Good day.- Good day to you.- How are you?- I'm very well.- You know what?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Blake and Jamie, causing trouble like they were last time.- Yeah.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30They were difficult last time, weren't they?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- They gave it a little bit of that. - We had a bit of that.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Crashed out quite badly as well. I don't believe...

0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Come on, guys, you did.- Well...

0:01:38 > 0:01:44- It's debatable.- I don't believe they are part-time rap artists.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- I'm not sure I believe that either. - I believe Pam and Abby are.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51- Absolutely, yeah.- We didn't think you'd work it out, Richard.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Yeah, you won't get one over on me.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56It should be a fun show today. It's lovely to have Blake and Jamie back.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57We've also got Suzanne and Gary back.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59- They did so well last time, didn't they?- Yeah.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01They are going to be tough to beat today, everybody.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Thanks very much indeed.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05All our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people

0:02:05 > 0:02:07before the show. Our contestants here need to find

0:02:07 > 0:02:09the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Of course, everyone's trying to find a pointless answer.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14That's an answer that none of our 100 people gave,

0:02:14 > 0:02:17and each time that happens we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Mark and Phil didn't win the jackpot last time,

0:02:19 > 0:02:22so we add another £1,000 to that. So, today's jackpot starts off at...

0:02:22 > 0:02:25APPLAUSE

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36OK, in this first round I'll take an answer from each of you,

0:02:36 > 0:02:38but there is to be no conferring.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40At the end of the round whichever pair has the highest score

0:02:40 > 0:02:42will be heading home.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44OK, our first category today is...

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first

0:02:50 > 0:02:52and who's going to go second.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54And whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Richard.- Yeah, we're looking for any country whose mainland territory

0:03:09 > 0:03:13is either wholly or partly in Asia which has a coastline, please.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15So it either has a coastline on a sea or an ocean, not an inland sea,

0:03:15 > 0:03:19but any ocean or sea. And as always, by country I mean a sovereign state

0:03:19 > 0:03:21that is a member of the UN in its own right.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Now, Jamie and Blake, you all drew lots before the show

0:03:23 > 0:03:26and today you are going to go first.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Jamie. So, any country in Asia with a coastline.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32I'm going to go for Sri Lanka.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Sri Lanka says Jamie. Let's see if that's right

0:03:34 > 0:03:37and let's see how many of our 100 people said Sri Lanka.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38It's right.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46APPLAUSE

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Nothing wrong with that.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Good answer, Jamie. Well played.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Yeah, it's an island in the Indian Ocean.- Thanks, Richard.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57- Suzanne, welcome to the show. Last time head-to-head.- Yes.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- You did very, very well, until the head-to-head.- Yeah.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02We were pretty bad in the head-to-head.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Now, remind us what you do, Suzanne. - I work for the Environment Agency.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07And remind us what your hobbies are.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Erm, well, we like to follow Formula 1.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13So when you actually turn up to a grand prix

0:04:13 > 0:04:15do you take binoculars and stuff?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Hadn't thought of that. Might be a good idea.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Do you have a little telly that you watch on your iPad or something?- No.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24No, we're not that professional about it.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26These are just some ideas I'm throwing out there, Suzanne.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Now, what are you going to go for? Asian countries with a coastline.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Well, F1 should steer me well with this,

0:04:32 > 0:04:35but I've gone a bit blank but I'm going to go Saudi Arabia.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39OK. Saudi Arabia. Let's find out if it has a coastline

0:04:39 > 0:04:41and if it has, let's see how many people said it.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Absolutely right.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Now that's a proper score. Look at that. Three for Saudi Arabia.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Yeah, good answer, Suzanne.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06It's got a coastline on the Persian Gulf and the Red Sea as well.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09There we are. Abby, welcome to the show, great to have you here.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10What do you do?

0:05:10 > 0:05:15I'm a photographer, what's classed as a social photographer.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- The best kind of photographer. - Well, as opposed to antisocial.

0:05:17 > 0:05:22- Weddings, portraits, pets, babies, that sort of thing.- Good.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Now, what are you going to go for?

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Oh... I'm not happy cos I'm afraid Geography is about my worst

0:05:29 > 0:05:32possible subject. Erm...

0:05:32 > 0:05:34The only thing I can think of, and I'm not even sure if it's Asia,

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- is Singapore.- Singapore, says Abby.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38Let's see if Singapore's right,

0:05:38 > 0:05:41and if it is, let's see how many people said Singapore.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Absolutely right.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Thank God for that.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Asian and with a coastline.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54Good answer, Abby.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Well done, Abby. It's only got 193km of coastline, but it does have one.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- It counts.- Yeah.

0:06:03 > 0:06:08Thanks, Rich. Now, Mathew, welcome to the show. What do you do, Mathew?

0:06:08 > 0:06:09I work in IT.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Good stuff, and what do you like getting up to in your spare time?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- I like cooking, actually. I really enjoy it.- Very good.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17What kind of cooking?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Some Mediterranean stuff and some Asian stuff as well.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22I'm not sure if it's going to help with this question, but erm... Yeah.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23I like eating their food.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26OK. Well, what answers are you going to go for?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28I'm going to go for Indonesia.

0:06:28 > 0:06:33Indonesia, says Mathew. Quite a few coastlines there, I should think.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Let's see how many of our 100 people said Indonesia.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45APPLAUSE

0:06:47 > 0:06:4933 for Indonesia.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Well, Singapore had less than 200km of coastline.

0:06:52 > 0:06:57- Indonesia's got over 54,000 kilometres.- Thanks, Richard.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Three, the best score of that pass. Very well done, Suzanne and Gary.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Can relax a little bit on the back of that,

0:07:05 > 0:07:07and up to 20 where we find Abby and Pam,

0:07:07 > 0:07:0827 Jamie and Blake

0:07:08 > 0:07:10and then up to 33 Mathew and Jo.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Jo, we need a nice low-scoring answer from you from you

0:07:13 > 0:07:14as you are the high-scorers at the moment.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16We're going to come back down the line now.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Can the second players please step up to the podium.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25OK, so Jo, we're looking for Asian countries with a coastline.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Jo, what do you do?- I'm a technical evangelist at an IT company.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- You're a technical evangelist?- Yes.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36- I actually work with customers on building apps.- Is that fun?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Yeah, it's really good fun.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- I have never come across a technical evangelist. Have you, Richard?- No.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44I've got a laptop that's never been plugged in for 500 episodes.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I haven't...

0:07:46 > 0:07:48What do you reckon?

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Jo, what are you going to go for?

0:07:52 > 0:07:58Since we're the high-scorers I'm going to take a punt and say Yemen.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Yemen, says Jo. Let's see if that's right.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Let's see how many people said it.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03No red line for you as you are the high-scorers.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06It's right.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13APPLAUSE

0:08:13 > 0:08:17That's a great answer, Jo. Takes your total up to 37.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19I reckon that's enough to keep you in the game.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Nearly 2,000 kilometres of coastline in Yemen.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26It's been very important, Yemen's coastline, in human history.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28It's believed that when people first left Africa

0:08:28 > 0:08:31that's where they landed, the coastline of Yemen.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Thanks, Richard. Pam.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- Pam, welcome to the show.- Thank you. - Now, where have you come from, Pam?

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Well, I come from Bexleyheath in Kent really,

0:08:40 > 0:08:46but I moved up to Redditch seven years ago. So I migrated.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50- You've migrated from Kent.- Yes. - And what fills your time?

0:08:50 > 0:08:55Well, I'm retired. I've got a strange collection of interests.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I like watching cranes working on building sites.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00LAUGHTER

0:09:00 > 0:09:02And, er...

0:09:02 > 0:09:06I once worked for a firm that made all sorts of different gears

0:09:06 > 0:09:09and I used to come home and talk to my children about,

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- "Oh, I've seen a double helical gear."- She did.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15And a raconpinion. Did you know what a raconpinion was?

0:09:15 > 0:09:19- No. Raconpinion?- Yeah.- No.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Well, I'll talk to you later.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23LAUGHTER

0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Abby, that's quite a childhood. - Absolutely.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Hanging around cranes, and she collects frogs as well.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- She didn't mention the frogs. - Not live ones.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34LAUGHTER

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Furry ones, china ones, knick-knacks frogs, pillowcases.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Do you know how many frogs you have, Pam?

0:09:40 > 0:09:45No, no idea, and I've never bought one myself. Not bought a single one.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48It was quite a childhood, actually.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49LAUGHTER

0:09:50 > 0:09:52That sounds like an excellent childhood.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Now, Pam, what about an Asian country with a coastline?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59- South Korea.- South Korea, says Pam.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Here comes your red line. You want to score 16 or less

0:10:04 > 0:10:06and it looks like that. Get below that and you're in the next round.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10It's right.

0:10:14 > 0:10:1625. I think that's good enough.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17APPLAUSE

0:10:17 > 0:10:2025 takes your total up to 45.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Well played, Pam. That's a good answer.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26I quite like watching cranes on building sites as well.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29I've never felt able to say it before, but I do.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32If ever you see a crane on a building site you go...

0:10:32 > 0:10:36- "Oh, look at that."- I like those cranes they have on skyscrapers

0:10:36 > 0:10:41where they build a bit of stuff and the cranes go on the top. Oh, yeah.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43- That's a crane, isn't it? - That's a crane.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Oh, I wouldn't like to be the man who had to climb up into that cabin.

0:10:46 > 0:10:51- Thanks very much indeed. Now, Gary. Gary, welcome back.- Thank you.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Remind us what you do, Gary. - Graphic designer.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57And big Manchester United fan.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Yeah.- Good stuff. There you are on three.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01The high-scorers at the moment are Pam and Abby on 45.

0:11:01 > 0:11:06If you can score 41 or less, you're in the next round.

0:11:06 > 0:11:11Well... Most of me answers went, so I was really stressing.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14- But, erm, Pam, I'm going to give her a big kiss.- Really?

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Because I'm going to go with North Korea.

0:11:17 > 0:11:18LAUGHTER

0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Now look what you've done. - Here comes your red line.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22If you get below that with North Korea

0:11:22 > 0:11:24you're through to the next round.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Is it right? How many people said it? North Korea.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29It is right.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33And you're through. Very well done, Gary.

0:11:37 > 0:11:3822, your total.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Well played, Gary. Cheeky, but, yeah, that's what you've got to do to win.

0:11:45 > 0:11:50- They've got 28 approved haircuts in North Korea.- Just the 28?- Yeah.

0:11:50 > 0:11:57Right. OK, now, Blake. 27's your score, 45 is the highest score.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00If you can score 17 or less, you remain with us.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- It has to be 17 or less?- Mm-hm.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Do you want me to give you an idea of what...

0:12:05 > 0:12:07The only answers that have scored less than 17...

0:12:07 > 0:12:11Well, North Korea scored 19, then we had Yemen on four

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- and Saudi Arabia on three.- I know, that's crazy, I can't believe that.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Erm... I was originally going to go for Singapore.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20I think India's too obvious. Erm...

0:12:20 > 0:12:22I'm going to have to say Thailand.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Thailand, says Blake. Here comes your red line.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28If you get below that red line with Thailand, you're in round two.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29Let's see if it's right,

0:12:29 > 0:12:32and if it is, let's see how many people said Thailand.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34It's right.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Ooh, bad luck, Blake. 56, I'm afraid.

0:12:41 > 0:12:4456, taking your total up to 83.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Yeah, over 3,000km of coastline in Thailand, but a big score there.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Answers that would've seen you through...

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Turkey would've seen you through with 11 points.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Bangladesh would've seen you through with nine points,

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Cambodia with 14, the Philippines with 17 would've seen you through.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01The Maldives with eight would've seen you through. Kuwait with four,

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Brunei with four. There's only one pointless answer on the board,

0:13:03 > 0:13:07it's only got 26km of coastline and it's Jordan.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Very well done if you said Jordan.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13The UAE and Qatar, both would've scored you one.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14You'd have also got one for Timor-Leste,

0:13:14 > 0:13:16East Timor as we sometimes call it.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Georgia would've scored you one, Oman would've scored you one,

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Israel and Bahrain both would've scored you two,

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Iraq would've scored you three,

0:13:23 > 0:13:26as would Syria, and Iran would've scored you four.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Let's take a look at top answers,

0:13:27 > 0:13:29the ones that most of our 100 people said.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35There would've been no point going for India,

0:13:35 > 0:13:38it's the biggest scorer of all, as you suspected, Blake.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Would've scored you 71 points.

0:13:40 > 0:13:41Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44At the end of our first round I'm afraid the pair heading home

0:13:44 > 0:13:47with their high score, it's not that high but it's just the highest score

0:13:47 > 0:13:49of 83, I'm afraid it's Blake and Jamie.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52I'm so sorry, but you could easily have thought of those ones,

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- couldn't you, without the pressure on?- I did have Iran in my head,

0:13:55 > 0:13:58but I... That is the game.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01I'm afraid we have to say goodbye, and this time it really is goodbye,

0:14:01 > 0:14:03but it's been great having you on the show.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Thanks very much for playing, Blake and Jamie.

0:14:05 > 0:14:06APPLAUSE

0:14:06 > 0:14:09But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for round two.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Now only three pairs remain,

0:14:17 > 0:14:19and obviously at the end of this round we'll be saying goodbye

0:14:19 > 0:14:22to another pair, but you all played very well in that round.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24- Pam and Abby, lovely solid performance from you.- Thank you.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Suzanne, lovely low score, the best score of the round.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Three points for you.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31And Jo and Mathew, very, very well done indeed

0:14:31 > 0:14:33and well done all three pairs.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Our category for round two is...

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first

0:14:39 > 0:14:41and who's going to go second.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48OK, and the question concerns...

0:14:52 > 0:14:56- Richard.- On each pass we're going to show you six line-ups of bands

0:14:56 > 0:14:58in their most famous incarnation,

0:14:58 > 0:15:00but we're missed one name out of the list.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03So we're going to give you all the members of the group,

0:15:03 > 0:15:06we've missed out one. Can you tell us which one we missed out, please?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08There's going to be 12 in all to get at home.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So we are looking for the missing

0:15:11 > 0:15:13member of each of these bands. And here's our first board of six.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36I'll read those again.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38LAUGHTER

0:15:55 > 0:16:00There we go. Suzanne, there's a board of six bands.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Can you supply the missing member?

0:16:02 > 0:16:06Erm... I know a couple, so erm...

0:16:06 > 0:16:09I'm struggling to decide which one will be least,

0:16:09 > 0:16:12cos I think they'll probably both be quite high,

0:16:12 > 0:16:16but I'll go with Alex James and that's for the second one down

0:16:16 > 0:16:19with Dave Rowntree, Damon Albarn and Graham Coxon.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21OK. Alex James, says Suzanne.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Let's see if Alex James is right to complete that band,

0:16:23 > 0:16:25and if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:16:27 > 0:16:28It's right.

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Not bad at all. 12 for Blur.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Yet another good answer from Suzanne as well.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46I wouldn't want to be Gary right about now.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Yeah, he's the bassist from Blur, Alex James.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Thanks, Rich. Now, Abby.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Yeah. Erm...

0:16:53 > 0:16:55I only actually recognise two of them.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57One is my husband's favourite band,

0:16:57 > 0:17:00but I think that might be a bit too easy.

0:17:00 > 0:17:05So I'm going to go for Larry Mullen, Bono, Adam Clayton.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09- I think it's missing The Edge. - The Edge.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11The Edge, says Abby. Let's see if that's right,

0:17:11 > 0:17:13and if it is, let's see how many people said The Edge.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16It's right.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21APPLAUSE

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Not bad at all, Abby.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27It's a very good answer, yeah.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31He takes 45 different guitars on tour with him.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34That's a lot of guitars, isn't it? 45 completely different ones.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37His real name is David Evans.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Mathew. So, who are the missing members of these bands?

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Erm... It's a bit of a shot in the dark,

0:17:43 > 0:17:48but I'm going to go with Dave Wyndorf as the second from bottom.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Dave Wyndorf, says Mathew. Let's see if that's right,

0:17:51 > 0:17:53and if it is, let's see how many people said Dave Wyndorf.

0:17:56 > 0:18:01Oh, bad luck, Mathew. I'm afraid Dave Wyndorf an incorrect answer.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Sorry.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Sorry, Mathew. Yeah, Dave Wyndorf is in Monster Magnet, the US band.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08This is a much more famous band.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11This is Led Zeppelin and the missing name is Robert Plant.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Would've scored you 16 points.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Now, I bet you're fairly good at some of these.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Peters Buck, Mike Mills, Bill Berry...

0:18:19 > 0:18:22That's, erm... That's, erm... Erm...

0:18:22 > 0:18:25- REM.- Michael Stipe.- Yeah.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Would've scored you eight points. The best answer on the board is this one.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32- Jonny Buckland, Will Champion, Guy Berryman...- Is Coldplay.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34And it's Chris Martin.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Chris Martin of Coldplay, yes, would've scored you three,

0:18:36 > 0:18:38and the bottom group is obviously Abba.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40It's Abba, and it's Benny but what is his surname?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42I would never know that.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44- Benny Andersson.- Of course it is. Benny Andersson.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Would've scored you 31 points.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48- So Coldplay the best answer there. - Thanks very much indeed.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

0:18:51 > 0:18:5412, the best score of that pass. Suzanne, you've done it again,

0:18:54 > 0:18:55the lowest scorer.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Then up to 38 where we find Abby and Pam, then up to 100,

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Mathew and Jo, where we find you.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02You never know, it's going to get harder, this board as it comes back

0:19:02 > 0:19:05down the line. Jo, if you find a good low score

0:19:05 > 0:19:07it might be enough to keep you in the round. You never know.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Best of luck with that. We come back down the line now.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Can the second players please take their places at the podium.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16OK, we're going to put six more bands up on the board,

0:19:16 > 0:19:18and here they are.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Now remember, we are looking for the missing members of these bands,

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Jo, and you need to find the lowest-scoring one you know.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10Erm, this is really not a good subject for me.

0:20:10 > 0:20:15So the only one I think I know is the third one down with Fergie

0:20:15 > 0:20:18and Taboo, I'd say Will.i.am.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Will.i.am, says Jo. Let's see if that's right.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23There's no red line for you as you're the high-scorers,

0:20:23 > 0:20:25but let's see how far down the column Will.i.am can take you.

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Absolutely right.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35APPLAUSE

0:20:35 > 0:20:37137 your total there, Jo.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Well done, Jo, you've put yourself 99 points ahead of Pam there.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Might be all important, you never know. Yeah, Will.i.am.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47- I like Will.I.am. - I really like Will.I.am.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50I don't know if I'd like to spend too much time in his company.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53He seems a bit busy. But he comes across very well, doesn't he?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55He's amazing. I think he's brilliant.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Now then, Pam.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Pam.

0:21:00 > 0:21:05You need to score 98 or less to get through to the next round.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09Well, the only group I recognise

0:21:09 > 0:21:11is Queen, Freddie Mercury.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13And I don't know

0:21:13 > 0:21:16who the missing person is.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18So I'm going to say David Evans.

0:21:20 > 0:21:21David Evans, OK.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Moonlighting from U2.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27Let's see, though - David Evans. Here comes your red line.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31If you get below that red line, you are through to the head-to-head.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33But let's see if David Evans is the missing member of Queen.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39- Ooh, bad luck, Pam. - I didn't think he was.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Bad luck, I'm afraid - an incorrect answer,

0:21:41 > 0:21:44which takes your total up to 138. I'm sorry.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Sorry, Pam, tough category there for you.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47It'll be cranes next time.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Or frogs.- Cranes or frogs.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Gary, here is a chance for you -

0:21:54 > 0:21:58your last chance on Pointless to get a lower score than Suzanne.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Yeah...it's not going to happen.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Do you fancy talking us through the board?

0:22:03 > 0:22:07OK - I do know the lead singer of Spandau Ballet.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10And I can't for the life think of his name.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11I also know the drummer of Queen,

0:22:11 > 0:22:13and I can't think of his surname.

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Oh, this is terrible.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18I'm just going to get so much stick when I get home for this.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Um...I'm going to have to...

0:22:20 > 0:22:22OK, I'm not going to make a name up for Queen,

0:22:22 > 0:22:24cos that would be sacrilege.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25Uh...

0:22:25 > 0:22:28What normally happens when nobody's got an answer?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31I think, normally, you say David Evans.

0:22:34 > 0:22:39OK. I'm going to say Dave Evans, then, for...the second one down.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Dave Evans for...- I have no idea. - ..that second band down.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46No red line, Gary. You're already through.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48So David Evans doesn't really matter.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49But still, we'll find out -

0:22:49 > 0:22:51is David Evans in that second band down?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55No. Alas, he's not.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I'm afraid that scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59I'm not sure you're that surprised.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02- 112 is your total.- Sorry, Gary.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Suzanne, can we get you a chair or anything?

0:23:04 > 0:23:07I'm very aware you've been carrying a full-grown man for two shows now.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11You know, when we watch this at home,

0:23:11 > 0:23:14he's so much better at it than me, I swear.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17He gets all the answers, better than I do.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19- I think I've just got lucky. - Well, you're through.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21She's very kind as well.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23You may come good at the end, Gary.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Now, let's go through the rest of these.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Gary, could you remember the first name of the drummer from Queen?

0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Uh...Roger?- Roger, yeah.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34- Taylor.- It's Roger Taylor. Roger Taylor, that's right, Abby.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38Would've scored 28 points. Now, where shall we start?

0:23:38 > 0:23:41You couldn't remember the name of the Spandau Ballet frontman.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43That's the Martin Kemp, Gary Kemp one.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- Tony Hadley. - Tony Hadley is his name.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Would've scored 15 points.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52Now, One Direction - Harry Styles, there's Niall, lovely Liam...

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Who's the missing member?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Zayn Malik.- My favourite - Zayn Malik.- Your favourite.

0:23:57 > 0:23:58Would've scored you 13 points.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Now, the second group down -

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Ed O'Brien, Jonny Greenwood, Colin Greenwood, Phil Selway...

0:24:03 > 0:24:06- Thom Yorke.- It's Radiohead, so the missing name is Thom Yorke.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07Would've scored you 5.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Now, the top one I didn't get.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Sebastien Izambard, Carlos Marin, Urs Buhler.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15I was thinking of some kind of European heavy metal band,

0:24:15 > 0:24:17- or something like that. - Surely.- It's not.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19It's actually Il Divo.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Oh, you should've known that. - Of course!

0:24:21 > 0:24:23- The missing name is...- David Miller.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25David Miller.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27It's a pointless answer, so very well played if you said that.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Thanks very much indeed.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30At the end of that round,

0:24:30 > 0:24:33I'm afraid it's Pam and Abby we have to say goodbye to.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Pam, I'm sorry. And we should both say sorry.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38- Sorry, Pam.- Sorry, Pam, for giving you that round.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Thank you.- I think that was tough, that was a really tough board.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45- It was close.- As you said, no frogs, no cranes in sight.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48But the great news is we get to see you again next time.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51- We look forward to that. - Don't do anything like that again.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53All right...

0:24:53 > 0:24:58- You've been told!- Sorry, Pam.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01But thanks so much for playing. Pam and Abby, lovely contestants.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07For the remaining two pairs, it's now time for the head-to-head.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16Congratulations, Suzanne and Gary, Jo and Mathew.

0:25:16 > 0:25:17You're a step closer to the final,

0:25:17 > 0:25:19with a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:25:19 > 0:25:21which currently stands at £3,500.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27To decide which pair's going to play for that money,

0:25:27 > 0:25:29you're going to go head-to-head.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31The big difference is you're now allowed to confer.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Suzanne and Gary, you've been here before.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40Now, Gary, as Richard said, this is your time to shine.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Jo and Mathew, very, very solid -

0:25:42 > 0:25:44great performance from you all the way through.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Best of luck to both pairs, I think this will be very close.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Let's play the head-to-head.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:25:59 > 0:26:00England goalkeepers. Richard?

0:26:00 > 0:26:02We'll show you five pictures of goalkeepers

0:26:02 > 0:26:04who've won caps for England.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Can you tell us the most obscure, please? Good luck.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five England goalkeepers.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Here they are. We have got...

0:26:32 > 0:26:36There you have them. Five England goalkeepers.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37Who are they?

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Now, then, Suzanne and Gary, you go first,

0:26:40 > 0:26:42as you've played best throughout the show so far.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44THEY WHISPER

0:26:48 > 0:26:50We're going to go with E, Gordon Banks.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54Gordon Banks, say Gary and Suzanne. Gordon Banks.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57Jo and Mathew, do you want to take us through the board?

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Um, I...

0:27:00 > 0:27:01No.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Um, well, I knew C was Joe Hart.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10I thought I knew who A was, and then it went,

0:27:10 > 0:27:13so I think we're going to have to play it safe and go for C.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15No, just take a gamble, cos if we do C...

0:27:15 > 0:27:20OK. We'll take a gamble. This might be embarrassing,

0:27:20 > 0:27:22but we'll go B...Peter Shilton?

0:27:22 > 0:27:25B, Peter Shilton, say Jo and Mathew.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27We have Gordon Banks and Peter Shilton.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30Gary and Suzanne said Gordon Banks for E.

0:27:30 > 0:27:34Let's see if that's right and, if so, how many said Gordon Banks.

0:27:36 > 0:27:37It's right.

0:27:41 > 0:27:4234.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Jo and Mathew, meanwhile,

0:27:48 > 0:27:51are saying Peter Shilton for B.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54Let's see if that's right and, if so, how many said Peter Shilton.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57It's right.

0:28:01 > 0:28:0243, though.

0:28:04 > 0:28:08Very well done, Suzanne and Gary. After one question, you're up 1-0.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11The most capped England player of all time, Peter Shilton -

0:28:11 > 0:28:12125 caps.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15Funnily enough, I think both teams knew C,

0:28:15 > 0:28:16which is Joe Hart.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18Would've scored fewer points

0:28:18 > 0:28:19than both of those.

0:28:19 > 0:28:22Would've scored 30.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25A is another more recent one.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27It's Paul Robinson.

0:28:27 > 0:28:28He would've scored you 12 points.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30The best answer on the board is D -

0:28:30 > 0:28:31well done to those at home

0:28:31 > 0:28:33who said Ron Springett.

0:28:33 > 0:28:34Played for QPR, Sheffield Wednesday,

0:28:34 > 0:28:36also played for England.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38Ron Springett.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40Thanks very much. Here comes your second question.

0:28:40 > 0:28:41Jo and Mathew, you get to answer first,

0:28:41 > 0:28:44but you have to win it to stay in the game.

0:28:44 > 0:28:45It concerns...

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Arthurian Legend. Richard?

0:28:50 > 0:28:52I'm going to give you five clues

0:28:52 > 0:28:55to facts concerning the myths and legends of King Arthur.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57Can you give us the most obscure answer?

0:28:57 > 0:29:00OK. Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five clues. Here they come.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18I'll read those one last time.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36There we are. Jo and Mathew, you go first.

0:29:36 > 0:29:39(I know the answer to all of them except the middle.)

0:29:39 > 0:29:41THEY WHISPER

0:29:42 > 0:29:45Um...we know four of them.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48It's just deciding which one's the most obscure.

0:29:49 > 0:29:55We'll go for the title of the 1963 animated Disney film about Arthur

0:29:55 > 0:29:57and say The Sword In The Stone.

0:29:57 > 0:29:58The Sword In The Stone,

0:29:58 > 0:30:00say Jo and Mathew for the Disney film.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02Suzanne and Gary, the board is yours.

0:30:02 > 0:30:03Talk us through it.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05I think we probably had the same four,

0:30:05 > 0:30:08so the sword is Excalibur,

0:30:08 > 0:30:11the wife is Guinevere,

0:30:11 > 0:30:14and the table is round.

0:30:14 > 0:30:17Um...so...

0:30:17 > 0:30:20- Guinevere?- Yeah, OK.- Guinevere. Suzanne and Gary say Guinevere.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22We have Sword In The Stone versus Guinevere.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24Jo and Mathew went for The Sword In The Stone.

0:30:24 > 0:30:27Let's see if that's right and, if so, how many said it.

0:30:28 > 0:30:30It's right.

0:30:32 > 0:30:3444.

0:30:37 > 0:30:41Suzanne and Gary have said Guinevere was King Arthur's wife.

0:30:41 > 0:30:43Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:30:47 > 0:30:4844 is what you've got to beat...

0:30:48 > 0:30:51Ooh! Not quite - 49. Bad luck.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55Which means Jo and Mathew are back in the game -

0:30:55 > 0:30:56after two questions, it's 1-1.

0:30:56 > 0:30:57Good head-to-head.

0:30:57 > 0:31:01Both teams knew the same four there and you both chose the right ones.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03You couldn't have done better with the four you knew,

0:31:03 > 0:31:05because the top one is Excalibur.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07That would've scored 69 points.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10The bottom one is a round table.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12Very big score, though - 91.

0:31:12 > 0:31:16The only answer that would have done for all of these

0:31:16 > 0:31:18is the author of Morte D'Arthur.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20It's Sir Thomas Malory.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22Would've have scored you 9 points.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24Very well done if you got that.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27Thanks very much. OK, here comes your third question.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29Whoever wins this goes through to the final.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...

0:31:35 > 0:31:36Philosophers. Richard?

0:31:36 > 0:31:39We're about to show you the names of five philosophical heavyweights,

0:31:39 > 0:31:42but we've removed alternate letters from their name.

0:31:42 > 0:31:45Can you fill in those gaps and give us the most obscure answer?

0:31:45 > 0:31:47- Good luck, both teams. - Thanks, Richard.

0:31:47 > 0:31:50Let's reveal our five philosophers, and here they are.

0:32:06 > 0:32:08I'll read those again, without the blanks.

0:32:20 > 0:32:21There we are -

0:32:21 > 0:32:23five philosophers with bits missing.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25Suzanne and Gary, you go first.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27SHE WHISPERS

0:32:33 > 0:32:38OK. Um...we're not sure we've got the name exactly right.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40But the second from the bottom

0:32:40 > 0:32:43might be Rene Descartes?

0:32:43 > 0:32:47OK, yep. Rene Descartes say Suzanne and Gary.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49Jo and Mathew, what'll you go for?

0:32:49 > 0:32:52Um...I think the bottom one

0:32:52 > 0:32:53is Aristotle.

0:32:53 > 0:32:58- Um...the middle one was...? - Socrates.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00I think we should go for the bottom.

0:33:00 > 0:33:01Two Ts, kind of obvious.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03If you got the bottom one

0:33:03 > 0:33:05and you didn't get the middle one,

0:33:05 > 0:33:07we should probably go for the middle one.

0:33:07 > 0:33:09LAUGHTER

0:33:09 > 0:33:12OK, I think we'll go for the middle one.

0:33:12 > 0:33:13- It's going to be...- Socrates.

0:33:13 > 0:33:17Socrates, say Jo and Mathew. We have Rene Descartes and Socrates.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Suzanne and Gary said Rene Descartes.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many people said that.

0:33:24 > 0:33:25It's right.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32Very well done indeed - 8.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40Jo and Mathew have gone for the middle one, Socrates.

0:33:40 > 0:33:43Let see if it's right and how many people said it.

0:33:45 > 0:33:46Absolutely right.

0:33:49 > 0:33:5047 - bad luck.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56Very well done, though, Suzanne and Gary.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59That means, after three questions, you're through to the final 2-1.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02Well played. There's only one answer that would have beaten Descartes,

0:34:02 > 0:34:06and it's the top one, which is Epicurus.

0:34:06 > 0:34:08Very well done if you said that, would've scored 3 points,

0:34:08 > 0:34:09terrific answer.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12The next one down, surprisingly low score...

0:34:12 > 0:34:14- Karl Marx.- It's Karl Marx, yeah.

0:34:14 > 0:34:15Would've scored 15.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17And you're right, the bottom one was Aristotle.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20Would've been better than Socrates, but still not enough.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23It would've scored 30 points.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25Thank you, Richard. At the end of our head-to-head round,

0:34:25 > 0:34:28I'm afraid to say it's Jo and Mathew leaving us.

0:34:28 > 0:34:29But it's good news, really -

0:34:29 > 0:34:30it means we'll see you again next time,

0:34:30 > 0:34:33otherwise you'd have gone through to the final

0:34:33 > 0:34:34and that would've been it.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36We'll look forward to that, you played so well today,

0:34:36 > 0:34:38it all bodes well for next time.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40Thanks very much for playing, Jo and Mathew.

0:34:42 > 0:34:46For Suzanne and Gary, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:34:50 > 0:34:51Congratulations, Suzanne and Gary.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53You've seen off all the competition

0:34:53 > 0:34:56and won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:02 > 0:35:04You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot -

0:35:04 > 0:35:08at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £3,500.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10AUDIENCE: Ooh!

0:35:12 > 0:35:14You have done so well.

0:35:14 > 0:35:16I'm kind of looking at you, Suzanne.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19But you have done so well today.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22We've tested all sorts of different areas of your knowledge.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25Here you are, in the final round. What would you like to see come up?

0:35:25 > 0:35:28Well, probably music, but we've had a music round,

0:35:28 > 0:35:31so not sure whether that would play out.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33- Films, maybe?- Maybe films.

0:35:33 > 0:35:34OK. Well, best of luck.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37As always, you kick this round off by choosing a category

0:35:37 > 0:35:39and you have four options. They are...

0:35:46 > 0:35:48Have you got another four?

0:35:49 > 0:35:52There are three sub-categories within each of those, though.

0:35:52 > 0:35:56They're usually quite free-ranging, so there should be something.

0:35:56 > 0:36:00When we said music, we weren't thinking of Irish music,

0:36:00 > 0:36:02although my dad has taught me

0:36:02 > 0:36:05a good knowledge of Foster and Allen, so...

0:36:05 > 0:36:07Whether that might help...

0:36:07 > 0:36:09Do you know enough Foster and Allen songs?

0:36:09 > 0:36:10Not enough to admit to, no.

0:36:11 > 0:36:15Acting stand-ups?

0:36:15 > 0:36:17- Stand-up comedians who... - Go into acting?

0:36:17 > 0:36:22Yeah, that's probably our best one, isn't it?

0:36:22 > 0:36:25- Acting stand-ups, please. - Acting stand-ups it is.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27I like the fact you said "We want film or music."

0:36:27 > 0:36:28We give you a film and a music question

0:36:28 > 0:36:31and you're still not happy.

0:36:31 > 0:36:34Let's take a look at the three things you can choose between

0:36:34 > 0:36:36in this category.

0:36:36 > 0:36:38Can you give us the name of any film starring Omid Djalili

0:36:38 > 0:36:42up to February 2013?

0:36:42 > 0:36:46Any film starring Lee Evans, up to the same date?

0:36:46 > 0:36:49Or any film starring Steve Coogan, up to that same date, please?

0:36:49 > 0:36:51Any feature film made for cinema release

0:36:51 > 0:36:54for which any of these three have received a credit.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56As always, no short films, no TV films, anything like that.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Voice performances do count.

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Omid Djalili, Lee Evans, Steve Coogan.

0:37:00 > 0:37:02- Best of luck.- OK.

0:37:02 > 0:37:05As always, you have one minute to come up with three answers.

0:37:05 > 0:37:07All you need to win that jackpot of £3,500

0:37:07 > 0:37:09is to find just one pointless answer.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12Remember, your answers can come from any of those three categories.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15It can be one from each, all three from one,

0:37:15 > 0:37:17two from one, one from another - entirely up to you.

0:37:17 > 0:37:18- Are you ready?- Yeah.

0:37:18 > 0:37:22OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24Your time starts now.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26The Omid guy is the least well-known of the three,

0:37:26 > 0:37:29- so people would be least likely... - Yeah.

0:37:29 > 0:37:34Um...was he in The Dictator, that we were watching with Jacob?

0:37:34 > 0:37:35I'm not remembering -

0:37:35 > 0:37:37there's something I can remember him being in,

0:37:37 > 0:37:39but...it isn't coming.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42He might have been there.

0:37:42 > 0:37:45Coogan obviously did 24 Hour Party People.

0:37:45 > 0:37:47- We know he did Around The World In 80 Days.- Yeah.

0:37:47 > 0:37:51How many Hollywood films has he done? Quite a few...

0:37:53 > 0:37:55- Um...- Lee Evans.- Lee Evans.

0:37:55 > 0:38:01Was he in something - Clockwork or Mousetrap, something?

0:38:01 > 0:38:06- Something...something like that? - Yeah. Um...maybe, yeah.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08Don't know. I'm out, really.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10Um, so...

0:38:10 > 0:38:12We've got to get something!

0:38:12 > 0:38:15The Coogan one, Around The World In 80 Days

0:38:15 > 0:38:17- and 24 Hour Party People.- Yeah.

0:38:17 > 0:38:22And the Omid Djalili one - shall we take a risk and say...?

0:38:24 > 0:38:28OK, that's your time up. I now need your three answers.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30What are you going to give me?

0:38:30 > 0:38:33We'll go two Steve Coogan films - at least we know that.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35- 24 Hour Party People. - 24 Hour Party People.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38- And Around The World In 80 Days. - Around The World In 80 Days.

0:38:38 > 0:38:42- And...Mousetrap? Mousetrap. - OK. Go with that.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45- Mousetrap, Lee Evans. - Mousetrap. OK.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer,

0:38:47 > 0:38:49do you think?

0:38:49 > 0:38:50None of them!

0:38:52 > 0:38:54- Which one? - Around The World In 80 Days, maybe.

0:38:54 > 0:38:57OK, Around The World In 80 Days, we'll put that last.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59Which is least likely to be pointless, do you think?

0:39:00 > 0:39:02Um...Mousetrap, cos...

0:39:02 > 0:39:06- Mousetrap, cos there's...a good chance it might be wrong?- Yeah.- OK.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09Let's put those up on the board in that order and here they are.

0:39:09 > 0:39:12We've got Mousetrap, 24 Hour Party People

0:39:12 > 0:39:14and Around The World In 80 Days.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16Very, very best of luck.

0:39:16 > 0:39:17Your first answer was Mousetrap.

0:39:17 > 0:39:19Obviously, if this is correct and it's pointless,

0:39:19 > 0:39:22you'll win that jackpot - £3,500.

0:39:22 > 0:39:23What would you do with that, Suzanne?

0:39:23 > 0:39:26Um...well continuing the F1 theme, really.

0:39:26 > 0:39:30Go somewhere a bit more exciting, like Singapore, something like that?

0:39:30 > 0:39:33- Very good.- Be amazing.- Yeah. Gary?

0:39:33 > 0:39:35I'd buy Suzanne some very comfortable shoes

0:39:35 > 0:39:38and treat her to a spa weekend to help that back,

0:39:38 > 0:39:39- cos it took a lot of weight.- Yeah...

0:39:42 > 0:39:46Good stuff. OK. Your first answer, Mousetrap, for £3,500.

0:39:46 > 0:39:50Let's find out - was Mousetrap a Lee Evans film?

0:39:51 > 0:39:54No! Bad luck.

0:39:54 > 0:39:56Bad luck. An incorrect answer, as it turns out.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58Only two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:39:58 > 0:40:02Your second answer, on slightly firmer ground here,

0:40:02 > 0:40:04was 24 Hour Party People.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07Let's find out if that's correct, and if it's pointless,

0:40:07 > 0:40:09you'll win that jackpot.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12For £3,500, let's find out - 24 Hour Party People,

0:40:12 > 0:40:13is it a Steve Coogan film?

0:40:15 > 0:40:17It most definitely is.

0:40:17 > 0:40:19Now, your first answer, Mousetrap, was incorrect.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21Your second answer, bang on the money,

0:40:21 > 0:40:24taking you down through the 30s, through the 20s, into the teens.

0:40:24 > 0:40:2624 Hour Party People. Now into the single figures,

0:40:26 > 0:40:27down it goes...

0:40:27 > 0:40:282!

0:40:30 > 0:40:31That's lower than I thought.

0:40:35 > 0:40:39That's a very, very respectable answer. Great score.

0:40:39 > 0:40:41Sadly, not pointless.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43So, only one more chance to win.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45It's all riding on your third and final answer.

0:40:45 > 0:40:46This was, though, to be fair,

0:40:46 > 0:40:49the answer you thought was your best shot at a pointless.

0:40:49 > 0:40:53So, let's find out - for £3,500,

0:40:53 > 0:40:56is Around The World In 80 Days a Steve Coogan film?

0:40:59 > 0:41:00It is.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03Mousetrap was incorrect, 24 Hour Party People,

0:41:03 > 0:41:06absolutely correct, and took you down to 2.

0:41:06 > 0:41:09Now, this Around The World In 80 Days, takes you...

0:41:09 > 0:41:10Oh! 7!

0:41:18 > 0:41:19Bad luck.

0:41:19 > 0:41:22Two very good answers there, two fantastic scores as well,

0:41:22 > 0:41:25but sadly, none of them are pointless,

0:41:25 > 0:41:28which I'm afraid means you don't win today's jackpot of £3,500.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30That'll roll over onto the next show.

0:41:30 > 0:41:31We enjoyed having you on the programme,

0:41:31 > 0:41:33you've done such a good job.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35You get to take home a Pointless trophy each, so well done.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37Thank you. We've loved being here.

0:41:44 > 0:41:45Sorry, Suzanne and Gary.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48You've been brilliant for two shows, great fun as well.

0:41:48 > 0:41:49Thanks so much for coming on.

0:41:49 > 0:41:52Mousetrap - the film you were thinking of was Mouse Hunt,

0:41:52 > 0:41:55which would have scored you 9 points, a Lee Evans film.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Let's take a look at the pointless answers for all of them.

0:41:57 > 0:42:01Omid Djalili, his biggest films would have been The Mummy and Gladiator,

0:42:01 > 0:42:04but he was pointless answers for the Ant and Dec film Alien Autopsy,

0:42:04 > 0:42:08he was in Sex And The City 2 - some people might have got that.

0:42:08 > 0:42:10He was with Jude Law in Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow,

0:42:10 > 0:42:13and he's also got a part in The World Is Not Enough,

0:42:13 > 0:42:14the Bond movie.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16Well done if you said any of those.

0:42:16 > 0:42:18Lee Evans...

0:42:18 > 0:42:20His biggest film was There's Something About Mary,

0:42:20 > 0:42:23but these are all pointless - Freeze Frame, Plotz With A View,

0:42:23 > 0:42:25The Ladies' Man and Vacuums.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Well done if you said any of those.

0:42:27 > 0:42:30For Steve Coogan, these were the pointless ones.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33He stars with Anne Hathaway in Ella Enchanted,

0:42:33 > 0:42:34In The Loop, which is the film version

0:42:34 > 0:42:37of The Thick Of It, the TV show, Marie Antoinette,

0:42:37 > 0:42:40and he gives a voice performance in Marmaduke,

0:42:40 > 0:42:42the live action version of Marmaduke.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Well done if you said any of those at home,

0:42:44 > 0:42:46and hope none of them rang a bell here.

0:42:46 > 0:42:47Thanks very much.

0:42:47 > 0:42:49Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Suzanne and Gary,

0:42:49 > 0:42:51but we've loved having you on the show.

0:42:51 > 0:42:53Thank you for playing - great contestants.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58Sadly, Suzanne and Gary didn't win our jackpot today,

0:42:58 > 0:43:00meaning it rolls over onto the next show,

0:43:00 > 0:43:03where we'll be playing for £4,500.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07Join us then to see if someone wins it.

0:43:07 > 0:43:09- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:09 > 0:43:10And it's goodbye from me - goodbye.

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