Episode 31

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0:00:18 > 0:00:20APPLAUSE

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Thank you. Hello. I'm Alexander Armstrong.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26A very warm welcome to Pointless,

0:00:26 > 0:00:28the quiz show where the obvious answers mean nothing

0:00:28 > 0:00:30and obscure answers mean everything.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Let's meet today's players.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37And couple number one.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Hi. I'm Nick. This is my brother, Neil.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39We're from Huntingdon.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Couple number two.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Hi. I'm Stu and this is my friend, Chloe. We're from South London.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Couple number three.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Hi. I'm Cliff. I'm from Coventry. This is my friend, Andy, from Solihull.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50And finally, couple number four.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Hi. I'm Danni. This is my husband, Steve.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53We're from Colchester.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55And these are today's contestants.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Thanks very much. We'll find out more about you throughout the show.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06You must be this tall to ride the Facts Train.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08It's my Pointless friend - it's Richard.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Hiya.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Hi, everybody.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Good afternoon.- And to you.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19I'm still reeling from that last show. What a brilliant endgame!

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- That was great.- Sue and Caz were terrific.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24They went for physics and chemistry and absolutely aced it.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Got a lovely big pointless answer, walked away with three grand.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32- Terrific.- Mmm.- Very, very smart. We've got two teams back from that show - Steve and Danni,

0:01:32 > 0:01:35who we didn't see a lot of, as they got knocked out in the first round.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38They promised me - promised me - they'll do better today.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40And we also had Andy and Cliff, who were in round two,

0:01:40 > 0:01:43so probably a team to beat today.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47But it looks like we've got two fairly strong pairs on podiums one and two as well.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48- Don't you think?- Oh, yeah.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50The Huntingdon brothers.

0:01:50 > 0:01:51Yeah.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Thank you very much indeed.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56All our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Our contestants need to find the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer -

0:02:02 > 0:02:06an answer none of our 100 people gave. Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Now, Sue and Caz won the jackpot last time,

0:02:08 > 0:02:12so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15So, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23In this first round, I'll take an answer from each of you, but there's to be no conferring.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Whichever pair has the highest score at the end will be eliminated,

0:02:26 > 0:02:28so try and make sure that's not you.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31OK, our first category today is...

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Football. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going second.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45OK, let's find out what the question is. We gave 100 people 100 seconds

0:02:45 > 0:02:49to name as many Premier League losers as they could.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Premier League losers, Richard.

0:02:51 > 0:02:56We are looking for the name of any football team who have ever played in the Premier League

0:02:56 > 0:02:59from its inception in 1992 all the way through to the 2011-2012 season

0:02:59 > 0:03:01who have never won the Premier League title.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03So any team who have played in the Premier League

0:03:03 > 0:03:06but have never won the title. Best of luck.

0:03:06 > 0:03:11Thanks very much indeed. Nick and Neil, you all drew lots before the show and today you are going first.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Neil, welcome to Pointless. Good to have you here.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- What do you do up in Huntingdon? - I'm carer for my mother.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- That is pretty full-time, is it? - I'm afraid so.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Does that leave you time for hobbies?- It does.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24I'm not too bad for hobbies.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'm quite keen on astronomy.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Out with my binoculars.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Binoculars, Neil? Hiding in bushes...

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Well...

0:03:32 > 0:03:37But surely a telescope? Or can you see things with binoculars?

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Binoculars are good because they have a wider field of view.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45They're good for general astronomy. If you want to focus on a particular object, use a telescope.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49I see. So, Neil, we're looking for any team that's played in the Premier League

0:03:49 > 0:03:51but hasn't won it.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52I'm going to say

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Barnsley.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Barnsley, says Neil. Let's see if that's right and if it is,

0:03:56 > 0:03:59let's see how many of our 100 people said Barnsley.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02It's right.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Very well done, Neil - 6 for Barnsley.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12APPLAUSE

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Great start, Neil. Very well played.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20They had one season in the Premiership, 1997-1998.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22I think I would have gone with Barnsley.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Thanks, Richard. Chloe, welcome to Pointless.

0:04:25 > 0:04:30I have to say that was the bravest smile I've ever seen when football came up.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Not thrilled with football. What do you do?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34I work for the British Red Cross in London.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36And what bit of the Red Cross do you work for?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39I work in the Health and Social Care team.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41I see. And what are your hobbies?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44I enjoy playing a lot of video games.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Excellent.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Excellent!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Do you play any football-based video games?- Alas, no.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- No, I don't.- That's a shame.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55I have a vague knowledge of 1994 football,

0:04:55 > 0:04:59- when I collected the sticker album, and that's it.- Good enough.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01What are you going to go for?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04I'm going to go for the team my dad used to support,

0:05:04 > 0:05:08- which is Wimbledon FC. - Wimbledon FC, says Chloe.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Wimbledon.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Absolutely right.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Barnsley got 6.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20What's Wimbledon going to get?

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Oh, 2 - very well done indeed!

0:05:24 > 0:05:25That's a brilliant answer.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Very well done indeed.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Another great answer. Very well done. They were in the Premier League for about eight years, Wimbledon.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37They were relegated. They became the MK Dons

0:05:37 > 0:05:40and now there's AFC Wimbledon, so they've become two teams.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Finished sixth one year.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Now then, Andy, welcome back.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46What happened last time, Andy?

0:05:46 > 0:05:48We went out in the second round, unfortunately.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Bit of a mix-up with songs to film titles.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54That's right. We had Evita and The Graduate from you two.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Two high scorers. Not wrong, though.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Not the best.- Yeah.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Andy, what do you fill your time with?

0:06:00 > 0:06:05Lots of things with family. I've got small children, so a lot of things with the family

0:06:05 > 0:06:07and my music and sports.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Watching, obviously, not participating.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13OK. So this, theoretically, should be a good round for you.

0:06:13 > 0:06:18- I do hope so. I've probably set myself up for a fall.- Well, the bar's been set very low - 6 and 2.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20What are you going to go for?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23I think I'm going to go with Swindon Town.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Swindon Town, says Andy. Swindon Town.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Swindon Town.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33It is right.

0:06:33 > 0:06:356 is our high score and 2, our low.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Look at that - a new low score, Andy, for Swindon Town.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Very well done. 1.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Terrific round. Well played, Andy. A great answer.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51They had one season in the Premier League - '93-'94.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Didn't go brilliantly for Swindon. - No.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Now, Steve. Remind us what you do, Steve.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59I work for the NHS in IT scheduling.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01And what are your hobbies?

0:07:01 > 0:07:07I like music. Both Danni and I are DJs on an internet hard rock heavy metal radio station.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Can you do that from home?- Yes.

0:07:09 > 0:07:14- Do you have a little studio at home or just a computer? - Studio, living room.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16In front of the TV!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18You watch telly while you're doing your show?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20As long as we get the subtitles up, yeah,

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- especially if football's on. - This is good news.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Yeah, but all the really good answers are gone!

0:07:25 > 0:07:28There has to be a lot of good answers in there still.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Well, I'm going to go with a team I know is definitely in the Premier League.

0:07:32 > 0:07:37I hope a lot of people remember them more for going down from the Championship recently. Portsmouth.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Portsmouth, says Steve.

0:07:38 > 0:07:43Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Portsmouth.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46It is right.

0:07:51 > 0:07:5210 for Portsmouth.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Another very good answer. It doesn't look like it when you look at the other scores,

0:08:01 > 0:08:03but there have been some crackers said so far.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07Had seven years in the Premiership. Eighth was their highest position.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Thanks. We're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Andy and Cliff looking the best at this stage with 1,

0:08:14 > 0:08:17then up to 2, where we find Chloe and Stu. Up to 6, Neil and Nick

0:08:17 > 0:08:20and then up to 10, where we find Steve and Danni.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Danni, we need a really good low score from you.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Please, you must go further than the first round this time.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Best of luck. We'll come back down the line. Can the second players step up to the podium.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Remember, we are looking for any team that's played in the Premier League but hasn't won it.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Now then, Danni, welcome back.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Hi.- Now, what do you do, Danni?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- I'm a home-maker.- A home-maker? - Yeah.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48It's a bit more of a professional-sounding title for it.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51What are the things you've made at home?

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Um...dinner.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Sounds perfectly good to me!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57And a baby. You've got a baby as well.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01I've made another one as well. It's got 30 weeks to grow.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Oh, well done! Congratulations. A lot of making going on.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07That is home-making, right in front of our very eyes.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10What are your hobbies? We've heard about your DJ-ing.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14I also play bass. I did used to play in a band.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16I like reading a lot of Shakespeare.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18And then football comes up.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Yeah.- How is your football?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Awkwardly enough, I'm an Arsenal fan and Steve's a Tottenham fan,

0:09:23 > 0:09:26so we argue a lot over that. But apart from that, it's not brilliant.

0:09:26 > 0:09:32OK. Well, you're the high scorers, so what we need from you now is a brilliant tactical low score.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36I'm going to have to play it slightly safe and say Norwich.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Norwich, says Danni.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Norwich. No red line for you as you're the high scorers.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43But let's see how many of our 100 people said Norwich.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47It's right.

0:09:52 > 0:09:5313.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Takes your total up to 23.

0:09:59 > 0:10:04Another good answer. They actually finished third in the very first season of the Premier League.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06- You're a Norwich fan, aren't you? - I am.- Bit of Norwich.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Very nice. Now then, Cliff.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Cliff, welcome back to Pointless.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Remind us what you do.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15I work for Coventry Social Services.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18And when you're not doing that, what do you do?

0:10:18 > 0:10:19I love music.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Go to lots of gigs, festivals every year.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25I want to go to Glastonbury. I've never been,

0:10:25 > 0:10:29which is crazy, really, because I've gone for years and it's the biggie.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Getting tickets is a bit of a problem.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34OK, well, win the jackpot and then...

0:10:34 > 0:10:38That won't get you any further in the queue for tickets, obviously, but still...

0:10:38 > 0:10:41It's a start. Now, Cliff, what are you going to go for?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I'm going to go for my home team, Coventry City.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Coventry City, says Cliff.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49The high scorers are Danni and Steve on 23. You're on 1,

0:10:49 > 0:10:51so 21 or less gets you through. There's your red line.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Let's see if Coventry City can get you below it.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Very well done - you're through.

0:11:02 > 0:11:046. Another lovely low score.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Very well done. 7 your total.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13Played right from the beginning all the way through to 2001, Coventry. Never finished higher than 11th.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17Perennial relegation battles for Coventry, like many other teams.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Now then, what do you do, Stu?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21I work for the London Borough of Camden.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25- I'm a lead researcher there. - What do you research?- Leads.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29- He just said.- No...leads? Lead researcher.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33- Yeah.- I have been known to be called a LEAD researcher,

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- but it is definitely lead.- OK.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37I'm the only researcher, so...

0:11:37 > 0:11:40So lead is kind of erroneous, really.

0:11:40 > 0:11:45- You're researcher-in-chief.- I might actually try that when I go back.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47What are you researching at the moment?

0:11:47 > 0:11:49We're doing surveys, things like that,

0:11:49 > 0:11:52about how well we're doing as a council.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54So what are your hobbies, Stu?

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Sport - love watching it, love playing it.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00Although some people don't think they're sports, cos it's like darts and snooker.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02They're Mr Osman's favourite sports.

0:12:02 > 0:12:07- I'm with you there.- And TMS cricket sends me to sleep. It doesn't send me to sleep,

0:12:07 > 0:12:09but...yeah, it does send me to sleep.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11- It's soothing.- In a nice way. You like it.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13- I love it.- Oh, good, good.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17Now then, Stu. How many answers that you had on the tip of your tongue have gone?

0:12:17 > 0:12:21Two. I did have Swindon, so I was a bit gutted when that came out,

0:12:21 > 0:12:24but I've got about 14 in my head, and I don't know which one to go with.

0:12:24 > 0:12:30- OK.- I'm going to go with the polar opposite to Norwich, and that's Ipswich Town.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Ipswich Town, says Stu. Ipswich Town.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36There is your red line. If you can get below that, you're into round two.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Let's see if Ipswich Town can get you down there.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Very well done - you are through. 5 for Ipswich.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Takes your total up to 7.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Very well done.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Well played, Stu. That's Norwich 13, Ipswich 5.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57That's a game and a half.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01Lots of football rivalries all over the country and lots of them get lots of publicity.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Norwich and Ipswich gets less publicity than lots of them.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06But it's fairly brutal.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09- They don't like each other much.- They don't like each other at all.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Now, Nick, what do you do?

0:13:11 > 0:13:13I'm a director of my own little company.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17It's involved in medical communications and medical education.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Good stuff. What do you do when you're not doing that?

0:13:19 > 0:13:23When I'm not doing that, read a lot, computer games, video games...

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Also, play a little golf. I'm not very good.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- And Airsoft.- Airsoft?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30What's Airsoft?

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Airsoft is like paintball, but with more aggression.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36You basically have your military uniform.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38You then have your rifle.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40- It fires little BBs.- Little...?

0:13:40 > 0:13:44Little BBs - ball bearings, but they're made of ceramic.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47- They're biodegradable.- I'm sure they don't harm the planet!

0:13:47 > 0:13:49They hurt.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51How many people do this?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Usually there'd be about 30 or 40 each side.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- So essentially a battle?- Yes.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Right. I will look out for that

0:13:59 > 0:14:00and avoid it.

0:14:00 > 0:14:05You are on 6. The high scorers are still Danni and Steve on 23.

0:14:05 > 0:14:0816 or less sees you through.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12We're looking for any team that's played in the Premier League but hasn't won it.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13I have an answer.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15It's Southampton.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Southampton. That has to score you 16 or less.

0:14:17 > 0:14:22There is your red line. Let's see if you can get below that red line with Southampton.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26It's right.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33You are through - just. You needed 16, you got 16.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37That takes your total to 22.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Very well done indeed.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Yes, well played, Nick.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44That's Southampton 16, Portsmouth 10.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48That's another big perennial relegation challenger, Southampton.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Back in the Premier League now.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52There's no pointless answers at all here,

0:14:52 > 0:14:56so some of the low scores there were absolutely terrific. 1 is the best score you could have got.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Swindon Town and one other team would have scored you 1.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Very well done at home if you said Oldham.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Oldham would have scored you 1. There's Wimbledon with 2.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Other teams that would have scored you 2 - Burnley and Watford.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08You'd have got 3 points for Blackpool

0:15:08 > 0:15:12and you'd have got 4 for Crystal Palace or Bradford City.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15You'd have got 5 points for Notts Forest,

0:15:15 > 0:15:186 points for Sheffield Wednesday and Derby.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21You'd have got 7 points for Leicester. Those are the lowest scorers.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23You'd get a low score for a team like Liverpool.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27Liverpool are very famous, but I think a lot of people thought they'd won the Premier League,

0:15:27 > 0:15:30but they hadn't, so they would have scored 13 points.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Let's look at the big scorers.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34These are the biggest teams who have never won the Premier League.

0:15:34 > 0:15:3619 points for Newcastle United.

0:15:36 > 0:15:3821 points for Spurs

0:15:38 > 0:15:41and right at the top, Everton with 24 points.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45So at the end of our first round,

0:15:45 > 0:15:49I'm afraid the pair heading home for the second time at the end of the first round,

0:15:49 > 0:15:53I'm afraid it's Danni and Steve. Bad luck! Nothing wrong with your answers.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55And very, very close at the end there - just a point in it.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59But I'm afraid you are our high scorers, so we have to say goodbye to you.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00Thanks for playing, Danni and Steve.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02APPLAUSE

0:16:04 > 0:16:07But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for round two.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14OK, so three pairs remain. At the end of this round,

0:16:14 > 0:16:18we'll be saying goodbye to another pair. That was a brilliant first round.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Very, very close indeed.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24Andy and Cliff, lovely low score. With you, Andy, particularly low score there.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27And Stu and Chloe, fantastic low score from you as well.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Very well done. I think this is going to be close.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Our category for round two is...

0:16:35 > 0:16:38As I said, I think this is going to be close.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48And the question concerns...

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Figures of the 17th century.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Richard.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56This is terrific news for everybody, isn't it(?)

0:16:56 > 0:17:00This is a round where no-one's allowed to say, "This is a bit before my time".

0:17:00 > 0:17:02No-one can do it. On each pass, we'll give you six clues

0:17:02 > 0:17:05to people who were prominent during the 1600s.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07You just have to tell us who they were.

0:17:07 > 0:17:0912 in all to have a go at at home. Good luck.

0:17:09 > 0:17:13Thanks. OK, we are looking for the names of these 17th-century figures

0:17:13 > 0:17:16described by these clues. Here's our first board.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38I'll read all of those again.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Six clues to six 17th-century figures.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Neil.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Well, I think I'm going to go with the philosopher

0:18:06 > 0:18:07who wrote Leviathan.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09And I think it's Thomas Hobbes.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Thomas Hobbes, says Neil. Thomas Hobbes.

0:18:12 > 0:18:17Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Thomas Hobbes.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20It's right.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28That's a very good answer indeed, Neil. Very well done indeed.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30CHEERING

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Very well played. It's a terrific answer. Neil's good, isn't he?

0:18:37 > 0:18:41- Yeah.- Hobbes, his basic tenet is that men are essentially selfish,

0:18:41 > 0:18:43or man is essentially selfish.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46- So you need a strong state. - Thank you very much, Richard.

0:18:46 > 0:18:47Now, Chloe.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Chloe, you did very, very well last round.

0:18:50 > 0:18:55Lovely low score there. 3 is the gauntlet that Neil has thrown down.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57I think I know the last one,

0:18:57 > 0:18:59but I think I might know the mistress to Charles II.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02But I'm worried I'm getting her confused with someone else.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04So I'm going to play it fairly safe

0:19:04 > 0:19:07and say the Navy board official

0:19:07 > 0:19:10- was Samuel Pepys.- Samuel Pepys, says Chloe. The diarist.

0:19:10 > 0:19:15Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Samuel Pepys.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18It's right.

0:19:22 > 0:19:2431 for Pepys.

0:19:28 > 0:19:33Well played, Chloe. Good safe answer. He stopped because he feared he was going to go blind if he kept writing.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34But he never did.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Thanks, Richard. Now, Andy.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39This board is all yours - do you want to talk us through it?

0:19:39 > 0:19:41That's kind of a big ask!

0:19:41 > 0:19:44To try and fill in four that I don't know.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48I think, but it's a guess and could well be wrong,

0:19:48 > 0:19:50so hopefully Cliff will get me out of this hole,

0:19:50 > 0:19:53is the actress and the mistress of Charles II

0:19:53 > 0:19:54was Moll Flanders.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Moll Flanders, says Andy.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said Moll Flanders.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Bad luck, Andy. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

0:20:06 > 0:20:08which means you score the maximum of 100 points.

0:20:08 > 0:20:13Sorry, Andy. Moll Flanders is a fictional character, a Daniel Defoe character.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16This was someone who was described by Samuel Pepys as "pretty, witty Nell".

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Nell Gwyn.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Would have scored 33 points.

0:20:20 > 0:20:24- The Lord Protector of England, Scotland and Ireland?- Cromwell. - Cromwell, yep.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Would have scored you 38.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Do you know the opera?- Purcell.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32That is Henry Purcell. Very well done.

0:20:32 > 0:20:332 points. And appointed Master Carver?

0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Grinling Gibbons.- Grinling Gibbons. Very well done. 1 point.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40Very well done if you got that at home. Very well done if you got that in the studio.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41Thank you!

0:20:41 > 0:20:44We're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.

0:20:44 > 0:20:473 the lowest score of that pass. Very well done, Neil.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Good Hobbes knowledge there.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Then up to 31. Seems like everyone knew Hobbes.

0:20:51 > 0:20:5331, where we find Chloe and Stu,

0:20:53 > 0:20:56then up to 100, where we find Andy and Cliff.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58So, Cliff, who knows? It might be a harder board,

0:20:58 > 0:21:03but if you get a good answer early on, it might be enough to keep you in the game.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Best of luck. Can the second players please step up to the podium.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13OK, we'll put six more clues up on the board. And here they come.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14We have got...

0:21:28 > 0:21:30I'll read all of those one last time.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48Remember, we're looking for the names of these famous 17th-century figures. Cliff.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50How's that board for you?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Not good!

0:21:52 > 0:21:55I think I'm going to have to go with

0:21:55 > 0:21:57St Paul's Cathedral.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59I think that was designed by Wren.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Can we have a Christian name? - Christopher Wren.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06Christopher Wren. No red line for you as you're the high scorers,

0:22:06 > 0:22:10but let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Christopher Wren.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13It's right.

0:22:15 > 0:22:1661.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Takes your total up to 161.

0:22:19 > 0:22:24After the Great Fire, he designed 51 new churches in London.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27He's buried at St Paul's Cathedral

0:22:27 > 0:22:30and the inscription says "If you seek his memorial, look around you".

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Thanks, Richard. Stu.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Now, there's good news.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36You are through to the head-to-head round.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40Even if you score 100 points, you won't overtake Cliff and Andy on their high score of 161.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- But what do you make of this board? - Not great.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46I think I know two, maybe three. And the other two, no idea.

0:22:46 > 0:22:50I don't want to look stupid, so I'll pick one I know.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53I'm jumping the gun a bit, but I'm hoping the scientist

0:22:53 > 0:22:55who described three laws of motion

0:22:55 > 0:22:56was Sir Isaac Newton.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Sir Isaac Newton, says Stu.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00No red line for you as you're already through,

0:23:00 > 0:23:02but let's see if Newton is right for three laws of motion.

0:23:04 > 0:23:05It is right.

0:23:08 > 0:23:1133 for Sir Isaac Newton.

0:23:11 > 0:23:1464 your total.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Yes, quite a low score for Sir Isaac Newton, isn't it?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20He was a Member of Parliament for Cambridge University.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Cambridge University had its own MP.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Extraordinary!- Doesn't seem right. - No.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29- There you go. Now, Nick.- Yes.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32The board is all yours. Do you think you can take us through it?

0:23:32 > 0:23:33I can certainly try.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36The monarch who was executed was Charles I.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39I'm not sure about the dramatist.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42And also I'm not sure about the last one.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45But John Milton wrote Paradise Lost.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48You're going to go with John Milton. No red line for you - you're already through.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Let's see how many people said John Milton.

0:23:57 > 0:23:5830.

0:23:58 > 0:24:0133 your total, Nick. Very good.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Very well done. When he was travelling through Italy, he met Galileo,

0:24:07 > 0:24:12who was under house arrest at the time for his many theories. He mentions him in Paradise Lost.

0:24:12 > 0:24:16Amazing when you think of incredibly famous people being contemporaries of each other.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19Now, let's tae a look at the rest of these. Absolutely right

0:24:19 > 0:24:20about the monarch - it's Charles I.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Would have scored you 32.

0:24:22 > 0:24:26- And the dramatist who wrote The Alchemist.- Ben Jonson.- Ben Jonson.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Absolutely right. Terrific sprinter as well.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Would have scored you one point.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34- And designed the Banqueting House? - Inigo Jones.- It is Inigo Jones.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37You're very good on the 17th century. That would have scored you 2 points.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39- I quite like the name Inigo. - It's a very good name.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42- People aren't called that any more. - No. It's a shame.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46Thank you, Richard. So at the end of our second round, I'm afraid it's Cliff and Andy leaving.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Our second returning pair leaves.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51That was quite a tough board in both cases,

0:24:51 > 0:24:54but Moll Flanders... You were clearly reaching for Nell Gywn.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58But it was a good mistake to make, a literary mistake.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02But I'm afraid an incorrect answer, and I'm afraid you're paying the price for it now.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05I'm sorry we have to say goodbye. Thanks very much, Cliff and Andy.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07APPLAUSE

0:25:09 > 0:25:12But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for the head-to-head.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Congratulations, Neil and Nick, Chloe and Stu.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21You are now one step closer to the final

0:25:21 > 0:25:25and a chance of playing for our jackpot, which currently stands at £1,000.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29We have to decide who's going to play for that money, and to do that, you'll now go head-to-head.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32The first pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34The difference is you're now allowed to confer.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37Nick and Neil, fantastic performance. How are you feeling?

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- OK, thanks.- You've been pretty broadly tested.

0:25:40 > 0:25:4517th century, football... Chloe did so well in round one - breezed through that. Lovely low score.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48And the great thing is you can now chat before you give any answers,

0:25:48 > 0:25:52which just makes it a little bit easier. Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01OK, here comes your first question. And it concerns...

0:26:04 > 0:26:08Nordic musicians. Richard.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Don't panic! You know it'll be fine.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12We'll show you five pictures of bands or musicians

0:26:12 > 0:26:16from either Scandinavia or Finland or Iceland.

0:26:16 > 0:26:17Can you just name the act you're about to see.

0:26:17 > 0:26:22OK, let's reveal our five Nordic musicians. And here they come.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45There you go. Five...

0:26:47 > 0:26:48..groups of Nordic musicians.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52Nick and Neil, you've played best so far, so you get to go first.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56Right, we've decided to go for E, please.

0:26:56 > 0:26:57And it's Lordi.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Lordi. Lordi, say Nick and Neil.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03So, Chloe and Stu, can you fill in the board for us?

0:27:03 > 0:27:05A looks familiar,

0:27:05 > 0:27:07but I don't know who they are.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09B is Abba.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11D's A-ha.

0:27:11 > 0:27:15And C I think is Aqua, who sang Barbie Girl.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18- It is.- Shall we go for C? - I think we should.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20We're going to go C, Aqua.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22OK. C, Aqua.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24So we have Lordi and Aqua.

0:27:24 > 0:27:28Nick and Neil said Lordi. Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said Lordi.

0:27:30 > 0:27:31It's right.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Very well done indeed!

0:27:40 > 0:27:427 for Lordi.

0:27:44 > 0:27:48Chloe and Stu have gone for Aqua. Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Aqua.

0:27:50 > 0:27:51It's right.

0:27:57 > 0:27:5912.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04Two fantastic low scores there. Well done to both of you.

0:28:04 > 0:28:08Particular well done to Nick. Is "well done" the right word for knowing...? I guess it probably is.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11For spotting Lordi there. Very well done.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13After one question, you are up 1-0.

0:28:13 > 0:28:18Yes, Lordi, the Finnish hard rock band, who won the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21Before we do A, because A is the best answer on the board,

0:28:21 > 0:28:24let's start with B. That is of course Abba. What do you think Abba scored?

0:28:24 > 0:28:26- 97.- 92. 92.

0:28:26 > 0:28:28Big score, though, isn't it,

0:28:28 > 0:28:31for a band who've not been around for a long time?

0:28:31 > 0:28:33D is of course A-ha.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35From Norway. They would have scored you 42.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37Now, A is...

0:28:37 > 0:28:41the Icelandic band Of Monsters And Men.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44Had a huge hit album in 2012 in the UK.

0:28:44 > 0:28:48Nothing at all for that, so very well done if you knew them at home.

0:28:48 > 0:28:52Thanks, Richard. Here comes your second question.

0:28:52 > 0:28:53Chloe and Stu, you get to go first,

0:28:53 > 0:28:57but you have to win this to stay in the game. Best of luck. It concerns...

0:29:00 > 0:29:01TV dragons. Richard.

0:29:01 > 0:29:05We'll give you the names of five people who have been dragons on TV's Dragons' Den.

0:29:05 > 0:29:09We've missed alternate letters out of their names. Can you fill them in and tell us who they are?

0:29:09 > 0:29:13Thanks. Let's reveal our five dragons. And here they are.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36I'll read those all one last time without the blanks.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50Chloe and Stu.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52THEY WHISPER

0:29:54 > 0:29:57We're going to go for the top one, Deborah Meaden.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00Deborah Meaden, say Chloe and Stu.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02Nick and Neil, can you talk us through the board?

0:30:02 > 0:30:05We know the second one - Duncan Bannatyne.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08We have Deborah Meaden. We have Duncan Bannatyne.

0:30:08 > 0:30:10Chloe and Stu said Deborah Meaden.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said that.

0:30:16 > 0:30:17It is right.

0:30:21 > 0:30:23Very well done. 13.

0:30:24 > 0:30:2813 for Deborah Meaden. Nick and Neil have gone for Duncan Bannatyne.

0:30:28 > 0:30:31Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said that.

0:30:33 > 0:30:34It's right.

0:30:38 > 0:30:3938.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44Well done, Chloe and Stu. That's what you had to do.

0:30:44 > 0:30:46You're back in the game. After two questions, it's 1-1.

0:30:46 > 0:30:49Let's fill in the rest of this board. The third one down

0:30:49 > 0:30:51is the lady with the shoulder pads, Hilary Devey.

0:30:51 > 0:30:54She would have scored 10.

0:30:54 > 0:30:57I think, Chloe and Stu, you had an idea for the fourth one down?

0:30:57 > 0:31:00We weren't sure if it was Richard Farleigh or Richard Fairley.

0:31:00 > 0:31:01Richard Farleigh, absolutely right.

0:31:01 > 0:31:05He was the Australian investor. Would have scored 1 point.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07Very well done if you said that at home. Terrific answer.

0:31:07 > 0:31:11And another of the original dragons, along with Duncan Bannatyne -

0:31:11 > 0:31:12Peter Jones at the bottom.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14He would have scored 27.

0:31:14 > 0:31:15Thanks very much indeed.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18It comes down to a decider. This is the third question,

0:31:18 > 0:31:20which will decide who goes through to the final.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22Here it comes. It concerns...

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Monopoly. Richard.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30We'll show you five clues to facts about the board game Monopoly.

0:31:30 > 0:31:33Can you give us the most obscure answer to get into that jackpot round?

0:31:33 > 0:31:37Thanks. Let's reveal our five clues. And here they come.

0:31:58 > 0:32:00I'll read those one last time.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18Now then, Nick and Neil, you go first again this time.

0:32:18 > 0:32:23We think we're going to go with the city the original US version was based on,

0:32:23 > 0:32:26which we think is Atlantic City.

0:32:26 > 0:32:29Atlantic City, say Nick and Neil.

0:32:29 > 0:32:32Atlantic City. Now, Chloe and Stu.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35Is Euston...?

0:32:35 > 0:32:38Is it the iron or the wheelbarrow that was replaced?

0:32:38 > 0:32:41- It's £200.- Passing go.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43And it's Mayfair that's the most expensive.

0:32:43 > 0:32:46So we know the bottom two, but we're not sure on the others.

0:32:46 > 0:32:49Is Euston...? That's not even one of the stations, is it?

0:32:49 > 0:32:52I know I wanted it to be the iron, but I can't remember

0:32:52 > 0:32:56if it was the iron, or if it was just I wanted it to be the iron.

0:32:56 > 0:32:57Did you not like the iron?

0:32:57 > 0:32:59Not so much. Not a big fan of ironing.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01LAUGHTER

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Yeah, but with a tiny iron...

0:33:03 > 0:33:06A shirt's going to take a long time.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08- Especially my shirts.- Yeah!

0:33:08 > 0:33:11- Iron?- Iron.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Stop saying it over and over again.

0:33:13 > 0:33:17We're going to go with the playing piece that replaced the cat

0:33:17 > 0:33:20and we're going to go with iron.

0:33:20 > 0:33:22You think the cat replaced the iron.

0:33:22 > 0:33:25Nick and Neil have said Atlantic City was the city

0:33:25 > 0:33:26the original US version was based on.

0:33:26 > 0:33:30Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said Atlantic City.

0:33:32 > 0:33:33It is right.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39Oh, it's good... Look at that - 1!

0:33:39 > 0:33:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:33:41 > 0:33:45Excellent score. Very well done indeed, Nick and Neil.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51Well, that's what you have to beat, Chloe and Stu.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54You've gone with the iron. Let's see if that's right and if it is,

0:33:54 > 0:33:56let's see how many of our 100 people said the iron.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00The iron is right.

0:34:03 > 0:34:04Oh, 39.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11Very well done, Nick and Neil. After three questions,

0:34:11 > 0:34:13you are through to the final 2-1.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16Terrific answer. Best answer up there.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18Nothing Chloe and Stu could have done.

0:34:18 > 0:34:20Where did that information come from?

0:34:20 > 0:34:23I'd just seen it written before. I think Neil has as well.

0:34:23 > 0:34:26- Monopoly general knowledge... - At the back of the head.

0:34:26 > 0:34:29That's perfect pointless information. Well done.

0:34:29 > 0:34:34The first of the four stations is King's Cross.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38Would have scored 15. The salary is £200.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41That would have scored you 86.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43And the most expensive property is Mayfair.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46That would have scored you 71.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48So Atlantic City very much the best answer there.

0:34:48 > 0:34:49Thanks very much indeed.

0:34:49 > 0:34:52So the pair leaving us, I'm afraid it's you, Chloe and Stu.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54But very well played.

0:34:54 > 0:34:57Aqua, Deborah Meaden, the iron...

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Three very good low-scoring answers there,

0:34:59 > 0:35:04but you were just up against Nick and Neil. They're like a Pointless machine, the pair of them.

0:35:04 > 0:35:06There was nothing you could do against Atlantic City.

0:35:06 > 0:35:10And Lordi. I mean, for heaven's sake, where are we going to go after that?

0:35:10 > 0:35:13The good news is we'll get to see you again next time,

0:35:13 > 0:35:16and we'll look forward to that. Thanks very much, Chloe and Stu.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19APPLAUSE

0:35:21 > 0:35:24But for Nick and Neil, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29Many congratulations, Nick and Neil.

0:35:29 > 0:35:33You fought off all the competition and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £1,000.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46Best of luck for this round.

0:35:46 > 0:35:50Anything in particular you'd like to see come up? Looks like you're pretty solid on most...

0:35:50 > 0:35:52I'd like something on science or chemistry.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54That's how the last jackpot was won.

0:35:54 > 0:35:58- Neil?- Maybe something on classic literature, perhaps.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01OK. Good. Very best of luck.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03As always, you start off by choosing a category.

0:36:03 > 0:36:06You have four options to choose from. They are...

0:36:13 > 0:36:15I don't know anything much about disco hits.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17French culture...possibly.

0:36:17 > 0:36:21The one that grabs my interest is University Challenge.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24I'm pretty much thinking along the same lines.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27OK, University Challenge it is. Richard.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29OK, guys, here are your three options. I hope you find

0:36:29 > 0:36:32a good answer in one of these.

0:36:32 > 0:36:36We're looking for any university or college who has ever won University Challenge.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39That's from 1963 up to and including the 2013 series.

0:36:39 > 0:36:43We're looking for any cast member in The Young Ones episode Bambi,

0:36:43 > 0:36:46where Footlights College played against Scumbag College.

0:36:46 > 0:36:50Or we're looking for any cast members in the 2006 film

0:36:50 > 0:36:51Starter For Ten.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53So any University Challenge winners,

0:36:53 > 0:36:55and actors in The Young Ones episode Bambi

0:36:55 > 0:36:57or any actor in Starter For Ten.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59Best of luck, guys.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:37:02 > 0:37:06All you need to win that jackpot of £1,000 is to find just one pointless answer.

0:37:06 > 0:37:10Remember, the answers you give can come from any of these categories.

0:37:10 > 0:37:11They can all come from one category,

0:37:11 > 0:37:13one from each - entirely up to you.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15- Are you ready?- Yes.- Yes.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:19 > 0:37:21Winners?

0:37:21 > 0:37:23Actor in Starter For Ten - Mark Gatiss.

0:37:23 > 0:37:26- He played Bamber Gascoigne. - That's right.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28- We could do him, then.- Yes.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31Emma Thompson was in the Bambi one.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34And let's see...

0:37:34 > 0:37:36- Manchester's won it. - That's this year, yes.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38Have they won it before?

0:37:38 > 0:37:40I think they have.

0:37:40 > 0:37:43Who else has won it?

0:37:43 > 0:37:46- King's College, Cambridge. - King's College, Cambridge.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48New College, Oxford.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Are you sure about New College, Oxford?

0:37:50 > 0:37:53I think so. Also, I think one of the Scottish ones...

0:37:53 > 0:37:55I'm not sure.

0:37:57 > 0:37:59Shall we go with King's College, Cambridge?

0:37:59 > 0:38:03We'll go with King's College, Cambridge, we'll go with Mark Gatiss

0:38:03 > 0:38:04and go with Emma Thompson.

0:38:04 > 0:38:08OK, you're happy with your answers. We'll stop the clock there.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11Time is now up. I now need your three answers. What are you going to give me?

0:38:11 > 0:38:13OK, for University Challenge winners,

0:38:13 > 0:38:15we've decided on King's College.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17- King's College.- Cambridge.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20For actors in The Young Ones episode Bambi,

0:38:20 > 0:38:23- we think Emma Thompson. - Emma Thompson.

0:38:23 > 0:38:27And then for an actor in Starter For Ten,

0:38:27 > 0:38:30- we think... What's his name? - Mark Gatiss.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32Mark Gatiss. OK.

0:38:32 > 0:38:33Think he played Bamber.

0:38:33 > 0:38:37Of those three, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:37 > 0:38:40- I think Mark Gatiss. - Probably Mark Gatiss.

0:38:40 > 0:38:43OK, Mark Gatiss we'll put last. Which is your least likely to be pointless?

0:38:43 > 0:38:45King's College.

0:38:45 > 0:38:49King's College, Cambridge, we'll put first. Let's put those on the board in that order.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52We have got King's College, Cambridge,

0:38:52 > 0:38:54Emma Thompson, Mark Gatiss.

0:38:54 > 0:38:56Well, best of luck.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Your first answer was King's College, Cambridge.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00Was this a bit of a shot in the dark?

0:39:00 > 0:39:02I would anticipate that they had won,

0:39:02 > 0:39:04but I can't remember when it was.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06If this is correct and it's pointless,

0:39:06 > 0:39:07you will win today's jackpot.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09What would you do with £1,000, Nick?

0:39:09 > 0:39:11Well, I'd give half to Neil.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13I think it's only fair.

0:39:13 > 0:39:16I'd actually put my half to a trip to Peking.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19Good. Good thing to spend it on. Neil, how about you?

0:39:19 > 0:39:23Well, I think in my case it would go towards a new car,

0:39:23 > 0:39:25because my present one is 15 years old.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28OK, good. Well, very, very best of luck.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30Three perfectly good answers up there.

0:39:30 > 0:39:32Let's hope at least one of those is pointless.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Your first answer - King's College, Cambridge.

0:39:34 > 0:39:39Let's find out, for £1,000, has King's College, Cambridge, ever won University Challenge?

0:39:42 > 0:39:44Ooh...they never have.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46I'm surprised.

0:39:46 > 0:39:47What about that?

0:39:47 > 0:39:50Well, two more answers to go.

0:39:50 > 0:39:52Your second answer was Emma Thompson.

0:39:52 > 0:39:57We're pretty sure that's correct. Let's find out if any of our 100 people could remember

0:39:57 > 0:40:01if Emma Thompson was in the Bambi episode of The Young Ones.

0:40:01 > 0:40:02This for £1,000.

0:40:05 > 0:40:06It's right.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09Your first answer, King's College, Cambridge, was incorrect.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12But Emma Thompson is absolutely on the money.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14Down it comes through the teens into single figures.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16Taking us down...

0:40:16 > 0:40:18Oh ho ho ho! 1!

0:40:25 > 0:40:30OK, one person remembered Emma Thompson in that episode.

0:40:30 > 0:40:33So everything is now riding on your third and final answer - Mark Gatiss.

0:40:33 > 0:40:37- You were pretty sure this was your best shot at a pointless answer. - We think so.

0:40:37 > 0:40:42Let's find out, for £1,000, was Mark Gatiss in Starter For Ten?

0:40:45 > 0:40:47It's right.

0:40:47 > 0:40:50Now, your first answer, King's College, Cambridge, was incorrect.

0:40:50 > 0:40:52Emma Thompson was absolutely correct,

0:40:52 > 0:40:54took us right down to 1.

0:40:54 > 0:40:57Mark Gatiss is taking us down into single figures. Down it goes...

0:40:57 > 0:40:58Yes, you've done it!

0:40:58 > 0:41:00Very well done indeed!

0:41:00 > 0:41:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:03 > 0:41:04Very well done.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06Very well done indeed.

0:41:12 > 0:41:15Well, congratulations. Mark Gatiss was a pointless answer,

0:41:15 > 0:41:18which means you go home with today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:41:18 > 0:41:20Well done, you.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22APPLAUSE

0:41:24 > 0:41:27And beautifully ranked, if I may say.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29You put them in exactly the right order. Well chosen.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31We did say right at the start we had our eyes on you.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34You've done brilliantly. Sorry it wasn't for a bigger jackpot.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36Let's look at some of the other pointless answers.

0:41:36 > 0:41:40Some people will have got pointless answers in other categories.

0:41:40 > 0:41:42King's College, Cambridge, never won University Challenge,

0:41:42 > 0:41:44but the following colleges did.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46Birkbeck College, Churchill College, Cambridge.

0:41:46 > 0:41:48You could have had Queen's, Belfast.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50You could have had University College, Oxford.

0:41:50 > 0:41:54A few more as well. Oxford Colleges - Corpus Christi,

0:41:54 > 0:41:56Keble, Merton College or Somerville College.

0:41:56 > 0:42:00Couple of Cambridge colleges would have been pointless - Fitzwilliam and Sidney Sussex.

0:42:00 > 0:42:03And you could also have had Dundee or Keele.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06All of those pointless answers. Well done if you said one of those.

0:42:06 > 0:42:09Other actors from The Young Ones brilliant Bambi episode.

0:42:09 > 0:42:13Alexei Sayle - he played the train driver.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15Griff Rhys Jones, who of course played Bamber Gascoigne,

0:42:15 > 0:42:17as did Mark Gatiss, your answer.

0:42:17 > 0:42:20Hugh Laurie was a pointless answer - played Lord Monty.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22He was on Emma Thompson's team, alongside Stephen Fry,

0:42:22 > 0:42:25who would have scored 3 and Ben Elton, who would have scored you 1.

0:42:25 > 0:42:28And Robbie Coltrane also a pointless answer.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30You could have had Mel Smith or Tony Robinson.

0:42:30 > 0:42:31They're both in that episode.

0:42:31 > 0:42:35And for Starter For Ten, a lot of pointless answers. Here's a few.

0:42:35 > 0:42:36Catherine Tate, Charles Dance,

0:42:36 > 0:42:39Dominic Cooper and James Corden,

0:42:39 > 0:42:42all pointless. If you've seen the film, if you guess someone,

0:42:42 > 0:42:45there were only four cast members who got any points -

0:42:45 > 0:42:46James McAvoy, Benedict Cumberbatch,

0:42:46 > 0:42:48Rebecca Hall and Alice Eve.

0:42:48 > 0:42:52If you didn't say one of those, you've got yourself a pointless answer.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55Well done, guys. That is a terrific performance all the way through.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57Thanks very much.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00Thanks once again to our winning players, Nick and Neil,

0:43:00 > 0:43:02who go away with today's jackpot of £1,000. Brilliant.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:43:06 > 0:43:10Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:43:10 > 0:43:14- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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