Episode 36

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0:00:16 > 0:00:21APPLAUSE

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Thank you. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:24 > 0:00:27the quiz show where all the questions have been asked

0:00:27 > 0:00:31to 100 people before the show and our contestants have to come up with the answers

0:00:31 > 0:00:34those 100 people couldn't get. Let's meet today's players.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37APPLAUSE

0:00:37 > 0:00:40And couple number one...

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Hello. My name is Richard. This is my son, Dan.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- We are from Market Harborough. - Couple number two...

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Hello. My name is Daphne. This is my husband Ray.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- We come from Whitstable. - Couple number three...

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Hello. My name's Mary. I'm from Godalming, in Surrey.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- This is my friend Jenny from London. - And couple number four...

0:00:57 > 0:01:00I'm Ciaran. This is Dave. We're from Milton Keynes.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03And these are today's contestants.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06APPLAUSE

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Thanks. We'll find out more about you throughout the show.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12That just leaves one person for me to introduce.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15More clever clogs that a coach load of Dutch astrophysicists,

0:01:15 > 0:01:17it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21Hiya. Hi, everybody. APPLAUSE

0:01:21 > 0:01:25- Good afternoon.- And to you. - I can't believe we've had two shows in a row where we

0:01:25 > 0:01:29- haven't given away the jackpot. - Something's wrong.- Something's up.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32We've only got one returning pair today, David and Ciaran.

0:01:32 > 0:01:37- They did very well last time.- They were good.- Got all the way through to the head-to-head.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- They made it seem like it was a fluke.- Yeah. I think it was a bit of a fluke, at times.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45- But you can't be flukey all the time.- You can't be. - Should be a cracker today.

0:01:45 > 0:01:50They've got to be your favourites, but we don't know the others, other than Mary, who made us a cake.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- We've eaten it before the show. - That's how good it was.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Yeah. Normally, we would wait, but this one...

0:01:56 > 0:02:00- It was in the shape of some toast. That ain't bread!- That's toast!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03There we go. We haven't said that for a long time. We should revive...

0:02:03 > 0:02:08We should get that down, that old catchphrase. I have a feeling there are some pigeons

0:02:08 > 0:02:10living in parts of that catchphrase, but there we are,

0:02:10 > 0:02:13we can clean it out, oil it up...and get it back on the road.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17- That ain't bread.- That's toast! - There we go. That works.- Still works.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20It's a bit squeaky, but it's all right. Thank you, Richard.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Our contestants need to find the obscure answers they didn't get.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer, an answer none of our 100 people gave

0:02:31 > 0:02:35and each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Louisa and Dave did not win the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Today's jackpot starts off at:

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- APPLAUSE - That's a nice jackpot.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50APPLAUSE

0:02:52 > 0:02:55OK, in this first round, I'll take an answer from each of you,

0:02:55 > 0:02:58but there is to be no conferring. At the end of the round,

0:02:58 > 0:03:03whichever pair has the highest score will be heading home. So, our first category today is:

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Can you all decide in your pairs who is going first and second?

0:03:10 > 0:03:13And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19And the question concerns:

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Richard.- Yes, a fun question.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28On each pass, we're going to give you the names of seven groups.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31All of those groups contain at least two brothers.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35We need you to tell us the surname of the brothers in each of these groups, please.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39- 14 in all to have a go at at home. - Thank you very much.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42We're looking for the surnames of the brothers in each of these bands.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Here is our first board of seven bands. It reads like this...

0:03:53 > 0:03:55I'll read those all one last time.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Now then, Dan and Richard, you drew lots before the show

0:04:04 > 0:04:09and today, you are going first. Richard, welcome to the show.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13- Thank you.- What do you do? - I'm retired.- What did you do?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16- I was the headteacher of a primary school.- Do you miss it?

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- In some ways, yes. - In other words, no!

0:04:19 > 0:04:25- What do you do now with your time? - Various things. I play bowls.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26And I'm a greenkeeper.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30I support my local rugby club. Garden, keep a few chickens.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- How many chickens?- 25-30, I'm not sure.- That's a lot of chickens.

0:04:33 > 0:04:38- It is.- Very good. Now, what are you going to go for here?

0:04:38 > 0:04:44This is my worst nightmare, but I do know Oasis. Noel and Liam Gallagher.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Gallagher, says Richard, for Oasis.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Let's see if that's right and how many people said Gallagher.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53It's right.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- 58. - APPLAUSE

0:04:58 > 0:05:00I think that could be a lot worse.

0:05:00 > 0:05:0258.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Famously warring brothers, the Gallaghers. The band split up.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Liam Gallagher now in Beady Eye

0:05:08 > 0:05:11and Noel Gallagher in Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15He once described Liam as being like a man with a fork in a world of soup.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17LAUGHTER

0:05:17 > 0:05:22- That's mighty eloquent, isn't it? - It's pretty good.- Yeah.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Now, Ray. Welcome to Pointless.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28- What do you do?- I'm retired.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- And what did you do? - I used to work in retail.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35And before that, I was in reproduction furniture.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39- Were you making it or were you selling it?- I was making it.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42What do you now do with your retirement, Ray?

0:05:42 > 0:05:46I bowl quite a lot. I'm captain of our local bowls club this year.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- The Whitstable Bowls Club? - Whitstable Bowling Club, yes.

0:05:49 > 0:05:54- It's quite a full-on job. - Right you are.- Thankless.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Well, listen, on behalf of everyone, of Kentish bowlers all over,

0:05:58 > 0:05:59can I say thank you, Ray?

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Thank you.- Thank you. There you are. There's A thank.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Thank you. - What do you make of this board?

0:06:05 > 0:06:08I don't like it at all.

0:06:08 > 0:06:13The only one I did know was the Oasis. I shall just take a punt...

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Sorry, dear.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19I'll go for the Doves and Noakes.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Noakes, the brothers Noakes. Let's see if that's right for Doves

0:06:22 > 0:06:26and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Noakes.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Bad luck. It was a good punt though. Nice surname to hear.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36I'm afraid that scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Sorry, Ray. Imagine if that had been right though.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- It would have been brilliant! - That would have been awesome!

0:06:42 > 0:06:47- Thanks very much. Now, Mary. Oh, that cake was so good!- Good.

0:06:47 > 0:06:52You can go for whatever you like now. I'm sure it'll do very well.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53What do you do, Mary?

0:06:53 > 0:06:58- I'm a nutrition scientist for the government.- The cake department?

0:06:58 > 0:06:59They conflict a little bit.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03I'm giving nutritional advice one day and baking the next.

0:07:03 > 0:07:08So, nutrition advice. You're behind all sorts of initiatives, getting people to eat better things?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11I work in a surveys team, to find out what the population are eating.

0:07:11 > 0:07:16- Right. How much salt there is in our diet.- Exactly.- Very good.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Now, what are you going to go for?

0:07:18 > 0:07:22The only one remaining that I've got half a chance at getting, I think

0:07:22 > 0:07:27it's at the back of my brain, so I'm going to say...for Bros, it's Goss.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Goss.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31The Goss Bros. OK, let's see if that's right, Goss for Bros.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Is it right and how many people said it?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Of course it's right.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Well, 58's our low score. You've passed that.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Still going down. 33. Very well done, Mary. - APPLAUSE

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Good work. The Goss brothers.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Well done, Mary. They've both gone on to great things.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Luke is an actor, Matt's got a big Rat Pack style show in Vegas.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57- They've done very well. - Extremely well. David.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58I have a feeling...

0:07:58 > 0:08:02This time last show, you were mopping up everywhere.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05I somehow have a feeling you're going to do well on this.

0:08:05 > 0:08:10- I think. Am I right?- I think you're wrong on this one.- Really?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12David, remind us what you do.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16I work in a governance and assurance firm for a transport company.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20OK. So each of these bands has a set of brothers in them.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24- What is the surname of those brothers?- OK.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Regrettably, the only answer on there that

0:08:27 > 0:08:30I was 100% with is the Gallagher brothers.

0:08:30 > 0:08:35So I'm going to have to have a complete guess and say Doves -

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Saunders.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40- Saunders.- Yeah.- Is that a completely made up guess?- Yes.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Well, we've had the Noakeses, it wasn't them.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46So, surely, it must be a better chance with Saunders.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Let's find out. Are the Saunderses in the Doves?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Well, that's odd.- What a surprise.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55It wasn't Noakes or Saunders. Wow.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57I'm afraid another incorrect answer

0:08:57 > 0:09:00and that scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04If it's not Noakes and it's not Saunders, what on earth could it be?

0:09:04 > 0:09:08That's weird, isn't it? It is a tough one. It is the best answer on the board.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12We could all come up with surnames all day. Everybody at home, I'm going to give you five seconds

0:09:12 > 0:09:17and I want you to say a surname out loud. Statistically, some of you are going to get it right.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20One, two, three, four, five.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24- Williams.- Well done! Two points. Very well done if you said that.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27I love the fact that some people will have just said Williams.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29- That's nice. The Happy Mondays. Do you know that?- No.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Was Shaun Ryder's brother in it? - Shaun Ryder's brother Paul was the bassist.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36So Ryder was the answer there. Four points.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Kings of Leon? Followill.- Followill. There's three of them.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Ten points for that. Radiohead?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Green... Was it Greenwood?- Yeah. Johnny and Colin Greenwood.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Would have scored five. And the Kinks?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- Ray and Dave Davies.- Of course.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53And that would have scored 28 points. So, very well done if you...

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Did you really get Doves?- Yeah.- How did you remember that?- I like Doves.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59- What are their names? - I have no idea.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02LAUGHTER Williams. Jez and Andy Williams.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores, as they stand.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09The best score of that pass was yours, Mary. Very well done.

0:10:09 > 0:10:1333, fantastic. Then, up to 58, where we find Richard and Dan.

0:10:13 > 0:10:18And then up to 100, where we find David and Ciaran and Ray and Daphne.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22It's going to be a Ciaran and Daphne tussle here to see who stays

0:10:22 > 0:10:25and who leaves at the end of the round. Best of luck.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Let's put seven more bands on the board and here they are:

0:10:41 > 0:10:43I'll read those all one last time.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Remember, we are

0:10:52 > 0:10:55looking for the surnames of the brothers in each of these bands

0:10:55 > 0:10:59and, Ciaran, you're going to need to find the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Tell us the story of last time, Ciaran.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06We were doing OK, some would say fluke, you would say fluke,

0:11:06 > 0:11:11but then we lost out to American Literature.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13- Oh, yes.- Sylvia Plath.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16- OK. Ciaran, remind us what you do. - I'm a business consultant.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20And in your spare time, what do you get up to?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Go to the gym, act as well.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26- You act up in Milton Keynes as a...? - Shakespeare, mostly.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28That's kind of my thing.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32- Very good. So amateur dramatics...? - Yeah.- Excellent. Good stuff.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Well, we need a low score from you.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38You have first pick of this board, so, yes, use it carefully.

0:11:38 > 0:11:43I only really know the big hitters on there. So...

0:11:43 > 0:11:49The one that I think will be lowest is probably Spandau Ballet - Kemp.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53- Kemp.- Yeah.- OK, Kemp brothers, says Ciaran for Spandau Ballet.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00There's no red line for you as you are joint high scorers.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03It's right.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09- 45. - APPLAUSE

0:12:09 > 0:12:11145, your total.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15Well played, Gary Kemp and Martin Kemp, of course.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19- They only had one UK number one. Is that true or false?- Did they really?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21- With Gold?- No, with True.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Oh, it was with True. Oh.- That was the "true or false" part of the...

0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Oh, right. - ..of that little gambit.

0:12:27 > 0:12:32- Oh, yes.- They only had one number one single, true or false.

0:12:32 > 0:12:37Gold. Yeah, that sums... That sums me up right there.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40LAUGHS Yeah, a little bit.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Yeah.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Oh, dear!

0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Now, Jenny.- Hello.

0:12:46 > 0:12:50Jenny, you're through to the next round, even if you score 100 points.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- This is great news. What do you do? - I work for an American university.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- I'm the assistant director of their London campus.- It's based where?

0:12:58 > 0:13:02- It's based in Malibu, California. - Nice place to be based.- It is.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06- How often do you have to go over there?- I've only been once in five years.- OK.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09What are you going to go for on this board?

0:13:09 > 0:13:12I'm really glad we're already through cos the only one left

0:13:12 > 0:13:16- I know is the Bee Gees, so I'm going to say Gibb.- Gibb.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20OK, the brothers Gibb, says Jenny. No red line for you, as you're already through,

0:13:20 > 0:13:23but let's see how many people said Gibb for the Bee Gees.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25It's right.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29- 70. - APPLAUSE

0:13:29 > 0:13:3270 takes your total up to 103.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Barry, Robin and Maurice, of course.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Sold over 200 million albums worldwide.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Yeah. That's a lot.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45- Now then, Daphne.- Hello.- Daphne, welcome to the show. You are on 100.

0:13:45 > 0:13:50You now have a target, thanks to Ciaran. He's gone up to 145.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53So 44 or less will keep you in the game.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- What do you do with your time? - I'm retired.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00I do work a little bit for an immigration judge, but most

0:14:00 > 0:14:05of my time is spent bowling and with the Active Retirement Association.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Right you are. So a lot of time at the bowling club.- Yes.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Who, between you and Ray, is the better bowler?- Oh, Ray. Definitely.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Really?- Yes. Definitely.- OK.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18I love the fact that Ray put his hand up. She was going to say anyway, Ray!

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- He's not proud! - That's the one answer I did know!

0:14:21 > 0:14:24LAUGHTER

0:14:24 > 0:14:28- Daphne, what are you going to go for on this board?- It's a pure guess.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30The Beach Boys, Wilson.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Wilson, says Daphne. Pure guess?- Yeah.

0:14:33 > 0:14:38OK. Well, here comes your red line. If you get below that line, you are through to the next round.

0:14:38 > 0:14:43The Wilson brothers in the Beach Boys, is that right and how many people said it if it is?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46It's absolutely right, Daphne! That's a great answer!

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Sees you through as well.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52- 18. - APPLAUSE

0:14:52 > 0:14:56Somewhere in the back of your mind, you must have known that, Daphne.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59That's a brilliant answer. That takes your total up to 118.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Ray nodding very vigorously, as soon as you said Wilson.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05- I presume you know Brian Wilson. - Yeah, that was the only one I knew.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09- I didn't know he had a brother.- He had two brothers. Dennis and Carl, both in the Beach Boys.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13- Coming from Whitstable, you should get the Beach Boys.- We should!

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Thanks very much indeed. Now, Dan, welcome to the show.- Thank you.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20- What do you do, Dan?- I run my own sports coaching company.- Wow!

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Fantastic! And what does that...?

0:15:22 > 0:15:26I go into primary schools and take PE lessons, run after-school clubs,

0:15:26 > 0:15:29lunchtime clubs, holiday clubs, things like that.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Very good indeed. Does that leave you a lot of spare time?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Yeah, it does. Quite a bit.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39- Do you then fill your spare time with more sport?- Yes. Try to.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42OK. Now, what are you going to go for?

0:15:42 > 0:15:46Probably going home cos the three that I knew have all gone.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49So it's going to be a real guess.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52So Proclaimers, Evans.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56The Evans brothers, from the Proclaimers, says Dan. OK, here is your red line.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00If you can get below that, which represents a score of 86,

0:16:00 > 0:16:05you are through to the next round. However, the Evans brothers has to be right. Is it right?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09I'm afraid it's not, Dan. I'm sorry.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, scores you 100 points,

0:16:13 > 0:16:15- takes your total up to 158. - Sorry, Dan.

0:16:15 > 0:16:20- You weren't left with much there, if you don't know those ones. I love the Proclaimers.- So do I.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24- Wouldn't it be wonderful to have them on Pointless Celebrities? - Oh, we should!- I would die happy!

0:16:24 > 0:16:28LAUGHS And were the Proclaimers to come on the show, even if it's in 30,

0:16:28 > 0:16:3240, 50 years' time, I'll be able to lie back on my deathbed and say,

0:16:32 > 0:16:35"Do you know what? At least I met the Proclaimers!"

0:16:35 > 0:16:37It's a life well lived.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40And if they were on here, they'd be Craig and Charlie Reid.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Well done if you said that at home. Would have scored three points.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47- Do you know Right Said Fred? - Yeah, I do. I can't remember. Oh...

0:16:47 > 0:16:52- Something like Youngblood? - Not a million miles away. It's Richard and Fred Fairbrass.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Fairbrass. - Would have scored five points.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58- AC/DC?- Um... Young. - Yes, Angus Young and his brother. Ten points for AC/DC.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Arcade Fire is the best answer on the board.- I don't know.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Edwin and Will Butler.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06Very well done if you got that. One point.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Thank you very much indeed.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10So at the end of our first round, the pair leaving us

0:17:10 > 0:17:13with their high score of 158, it's Dan and Richard.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Oh! Richard set you up pretty well there, Dan.

0:17:16 > 0:17:1858 was a cracking first score.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21- Might you have known the Youngs from AC/DC?- No.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23- Music's not my thing.- OK.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27It's been great having you on the show, Dan and Richard, sorry it's been so short.

0:17:27 > 0:17:32We will see you again next time and I'm sure you'll do much better. Thanks for playing. Dan and Richard.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34APPLAUSE

0:17:34 > 0:17:38But for the three remaining pairs, it's now time for round two.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41APPLAUSE

0:17:42 > 0:17:45So, three pairs remain and at the end of this round,

0:17:45 > 0:17:48we'll be saying goodbye to another pair.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49That was a fun first round.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52It was quite hard though. Quite hard.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55David and Ciaran, you were very lucky there!

0:17:55 > 0:17:59We had Saunders and Kemp, your two answers. My solicitors, in fact!

0:17:59 > 0:18:02I've got to find some new ones, they are rub...

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Well, Saunders doesn't exist, which is...

0:18:04 > 0:18:07- And Kemp - they're too busy touring. - Yeah, exactly.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Goss and Gibb, from Mary and Jenny - fantastic answers there.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Lovely low scores.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14And Daphne and Ray gave us...

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Noakes and Wilson - erm,

0:18:17 > 0:18:20costume jewellery designers, Noakes and Wilson.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22And so, yes, another high score there.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25But you did all right, all three pairs. Best of luck to you.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Our category for Round Two is...

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Famous People. Can you all decide in your pairs

0:18:32 > 0:18:34who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:18:34 > 0:18:37And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42OK. And our question concerns...

0:18:44 > 0:18:47- American Dynasties. Richard...- In this round, we're going to show you

0:18:47 > 0:18:49two photographs, and we need you to

0:18:49 > 0:18:51name anybody in either of these photographs.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Now, each one shows a famous American dynasty,

0:18:54 > 0:18:55but two very different dynasties -

0:18:55 > 0:18:58one picture is going to be of the Kennedy clan,

0:18:58 > 0:19:01and the other picture is going to be of the Kardashians.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02You can choose from either of them.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04They're not all called Kennedy or Kardashian,

0:19:04 > 0:19:07but anybody you're about to see in these two pictures.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Very, very best of luck.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12OK. So, as Richard has just said, we're going to reveal two images.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15They will stay on the board the whole way up and back down the line.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17They'll be up for the whole round.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20And you just have to name anyone from either of these images.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21And here are those images.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29OK, so, Ray, there we are -

0:19:29 > 0:19:32two images, some Kennedys and some Kardashians.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36Can you name...anyone from either of those?

0:19:36 > 0:19:39I think I'm going to go for... Ethel Kennedy.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43Ethel Kennedy, says Ray. Let's see if that's right, and if it is,

0:19:43 > 0:19:46let's see how many of our 100 people said Ethel Kennedy.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50It's right.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56That's a great answer, Ray. Look at that...!

0:19:56 > 0:19:582! Very well done indeed.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03That'll do it.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Ethel Kennedy. Terrific answer, Ray, yes.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Married to somebody else in that picture, and... LAUGHTER

0:20:09 > 0:20:10..there she is, there.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13And Ethel Kennedy had 11 kids with the, er,

0:20:13 > 0:20:16with the other person in this picture who I'm not going to mention.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17- There you go.- Yep.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Thanks very much indeed. Now, Jenny. Jenny...

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Are you happy with these pictures?

0:20:23 > 0:20:26I am. I would just like to say, as a disclaimer,

0:20:26 > 0:20:28I've never watched The Kardashians.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31But I do work with 19-year-old American girls...

0:20:31 > 0:20:34- CHUCKLING - ..so, that helps!

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Erm, I think one of the younger Kardashians

0:20:37 > 0:20:38is called Kendall Jenner?

0:20:38 > 0:20:42Kendall Jenner. Kendall Jenner, says Jenny.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44You so haven't made that up. Kendall Jenner.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see

0:20:46 > 0:20:48how many of our 100 people said it.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52It's right.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Well, 2 was what Ethel Kennedy scored.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57What is Kendall Jenner Kardashian going to score?

0:20:57 > 0:20:598! Very well done, Jenny, not bad at all.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07- That's a very good answer, Jenny. Very well played.- So embarrassed

0:21:07 > 0:21:09- that I know that, but...! - It helps you out though.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12- Not so embarrassed you're not going to say it!- No, no!- Exactly.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14And there she is, Kendall Jenner.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Now, David. David...

0:21:17 > 0:21:20So, we want the name of anyone in either of these pictures.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22OK, David, what are you going to go for?

0:21:22 > 0:21:27Er, the Kardashians isn't really a family I really follow or...

0:21:27 > 0:21:28care about, so...

0:21:28 > 0:21:31But in the picture above, I'm pretty sure

0:21:31 > 0:21:35- there's a Stephen Kennedy up there. - A Stephen Kennedy, says David.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Let's see if Stephen Kennedy is right,

0:21:36 > 0:21:38and how many people said that.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Ooh! Bad luck, David!

0:21:41 > 0:21:44I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, which means you score

0:21:44 > 0:21:46the maximum of 100 points.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Sorry.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Yeah, sorry, David - no Stephen Kennedy in that picture, I'm afraid.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Well, we're halfway through the round,

0:21:52 > 0:21:54so let's take a look at those scores. 2, the best score

0:21:54 > 0:21:56of that pass, Ray - very well done indeed.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Ray and Daphne can relax a bit on the back of that.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02Then on 8, we find Jenny and Mary. Then I'm afraid, a hike up to 100,

0:22:02 > 0:22:04where we find David and Ciaran.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Coming back down the line now - can the second players

0:22:06 > 0:22:08please step up to the podium?

0:22:10 > 0:22:13OK. So, remember, we are looking for anyone in either of these

0:22:13 > 0:22:16pictures - any of the names.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19What have you got, Ciaran?

0:22:19 > 0:22:23I share a similar sentiment to Dave.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27However, I believe there is a Khloe Kardashian.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29A Khloe Kardashian.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32All right. Well, you're the high scorers,

0:22:32 > 0:22:33so there is no red line for you,

0:22:33 > 0:22:35but let's see if Khloe Kardashian is right,

0:22:35 > 0:22:36let's see how many people said it.

0:22:42 > 0:22:4430

0:22:45 > 0:22:4830 for Khloe Kardashian takes your total up to 130.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Yeah, correct answer, Khloe Kardashian,

0:22:50 > 0:22:52spelt with a K, of course.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Thanks very much indeed. Now,

0:22:54 > 0:22:55Mary...

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Mary - good news, you're through.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00How are you on Kardashians and Kennedys?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Em, like Jenny, I do not follow the Kardashians

0:23:02 > 0:23:05but I've absorbed a couple of their names

0:23:05 > 0:23:08but since we are through,

0:23:08 > 0:23:11I'll just plump for Bobby Kennedy.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Bobby Kennedy says Mary.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15No red line for you because you are through

0:23:15 > 0:23:17but let's see how many people said Bobby Kennedy.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20It's right.

0:23:23 > 0:23:2543.

0:23:25 > 0:23:2751 is your total.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30Yeah, well played, of course,

0:23:30 > 0:23:34it was Bobby Kennedy who was married to Ethel Kennedy.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Now, then, Daphne.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Well, if you like, you could take us through all those names,

0:23:38 > 0:23:40- all the Kardashians. - I would love to.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Oh, not the Kardashians, no, I know nothing about the Kardashians.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46You're such a liar. Come on.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47Seriously.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52I'm going to go for who I think is the father of the 11 kids

0:23:52 > 0:23:56- and that's Joe Kennedy. - Joe Kennedy says Daphne.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58No red line for you either cos you're already through

0:23:58 > 0:24:00but let's see if Joe Kennedy's right.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04It's absolutely right.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Look at that, 5.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Very well done, Daphne, that's a lovely low score there,

0:24:12 > 0:24:147 is your total.

0:24:14 > 0:24:15Very impressive.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Well played, Daphne.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Yeah, Joe Kennedy, very much the patriarch of the whole clan

0:24:20 > 0:24:23and Rose Kennedy is his wife and she would have scored one point

0:24:23 > 0:24:25so she would have been a terrific answer.

0:24:25 > 0:24:26There's Rose, there's Joe.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30Now, let's take you through both of these pictures.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32The Kennedys first because the Kennedys is the only picture

0:24:32 > 0:24:36where there are pointless answers, no pointless answers at all on the Kardashians.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Pointless answers you could have had, Jean Kennedy Smith.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41There's Jean Kennedy Smith.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45Now, she, David, was married to Stephen Smith

0:24:45 > 0:24:48so not a Stephen Kennedy but Stephen Smith, I'm afraid.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50There he is, he was a pointless answer as well.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Joan Bennett Kennedy.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56There she is, she was the first wife of Teddy Kennedy.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Teddy Kennedy would have scored you 32.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02The other pointless answer, a gentleman called Sargent Shriver.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05There he is and he was married to Eunice Kennedy who would have

0:25:05 > 0:25:06scored you one point.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10Patricia Kennedy Lawford would have scored you four points

0:25:10 > 0:25:12and her husband Peter Lawford, the Rat Pack actor,

0:25:12 > 0:25:14he would have also scored you four points.

0:25:14 > 0:25:18Jacqueline Kennedy, there she is, she would have scored you 47.

0:25:18 > 0:25:22We'll leave JFK for a moment and go down to the bottom picture.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25You could have had Kylie Jenner.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Kylie Jenner would have scored you nine.

0:25:28 > 0:25:32There's Bruce Jenner, ten, and Kris Jenner, 15.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36You could have Kourtney Kardashian, again spelled with a K,

0:25:36 > 0:25:37the normal way.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40She would have scored you 19 as well.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42So there's only two people left, one in the top picture,

0:25:42 > 0:25:43one in the bottom picture.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45The one in the bottom picture is, of course,

0:25:45 > 0:25:49Kim Kardashian and the one in the top picture is JFK.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53Who'd you think got the biggest score out of those two?

0:25:53 > 0:25:57- Kim Kardashian. - No, I'm teasing you, it was JFK.

0:25:57 > 0:26:02Kim Kardashian scored 70 and JFK scored 81.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06So, at the end of the round, I'm afraid it's Ciaran and David.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Finally, your course has come to an end

0:26:09 > 0:26:11but it's been a great performance,

0:26:11 > 0:26:13particularly the last show

0:26:13 > 0:26:15when we had a pointless answer from you

0:26:15 > 0:26:17and some fantastic low scores.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Hasn't been quite so good this time round

0:26:19 > 0:26:21but still it's been great fun having you on the show.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Thank you so much for playing, Ciaran and David.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26APPLAUSE

0:26:26 > 0:26:29But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for the head-to-head.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Well, congratulations, Daphne and Ray, Mary and Jenny,

0:26:37 > 0:26:39you're now one step closer to the final

0:26:39 > 0:26:43and a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at £3,250.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46APPLAUSE

0:26:46 > 0:26:48So what we have to do now is decide who's going to play for that money

0:26:48 > 0:26:51and to do that, you're now going to go head-to-head

0:26:51 > 0:26:53but the big difference is you're now allowed to confer

0:26:53 > 0:26:56so you can chat before you give your answers and the first pair

0:26:56 > 0:26:58to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00How are you feeling, Daphne and Ray? Confident?

0:27:00 > 0:27:02- Not too bad.- Fine, thank you. - Good stuff.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- You worried about your rivals here? - Oh, yes.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08- They're quite a strong team. - They're very strong.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11Well, best of luck to both pairs, let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Yeah, we're going to give you five questions now on two-for-one

0:27:25 > 0:27:28frozen pizza offers... We're not, don't panic.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29We're going to give you five clues

0:27:29 > 0:27:31to facts about the country of Iceland.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Can you give us the most obscure answer? Good luck.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37OK, let's reveal our five clues and here they are. We have got...

0:27:50 > 0:27:52I'll read those all one last time.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54HE REPEATS CLUES

0:28:03 > 0:28:04Now then, Daphne and Ray,

0:28:04 > 0:28:07you've played best throughout the show so far, so you get to go first.

0:28:09 > 0:28:13Eh, we're going to go for the singer who reached number four as Bjork.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16Bjork say Daphne and Ray. Bjork.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19Now then, Mary and Jenny, the board is all yours.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Talk us through it if you can.

0:28:21 > 0:28:22The capital city is Reykjavik.

0:28:22 > 0:28:26I think the airport might begin with a K...

0:28:26 > 0:28:27Kardashian?

0:28:27 > 0:28:29..but I don't know so...

0:28:29 > 0:28:32- We'll just have to go for the top one.- Reykjavik.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34OK, Reykjavik, you're going to say.

0:28:34 > 0:28:35So we have Bjork and we have Reykjavik.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38Daphne and Ray went with Bjork, let's see if that's right

0:28:38 > 0:28:40and let's see how many people said it.

0:28:42 > 0:28:43Absolutely right.

0:28:46 > 0:28:4753.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52Mary and Jenny have gone with Reykjavik.

0:28:52 > 0:28:55Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said that.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58It's right.

0:28:58 > 0:29:00Oh, 61.

0:29:03 > 0:29:07Not bad though, pretty close, but, Daphne and Ray, you win that one.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09After one question, you're up 1-0.

0:29:09 > 0:29:10Well played, Daphne and Ray.

0:29:10 > 0:29:12I sort of think Iceland's largest airport,

0:29:12 > 0:29:15it's just like three words that kind of sum up Pointless, isn't it?

0:29:15 > 0:29:18Fittingly, it is a pointless answer, actually, it does begin with K.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20It's Keflavik.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22Keflavik International to give it its full title,

0:29:22 > 0:29:24that was a pointless answer.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27Its main unit of currency is the krona.

0:29:27 > 0:29:31That would have scored you 14 and the number of Yule Lads is 13

0:29:31 > 0:29:33and that would have scored you one point.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35The Yule Lads are their version of Father Christmas

0:29:35 > 0:29:40and every night before Christmas for 13 nights, you leave a shoe

0:29:40 > 0:29:43on your window and it gets filled up with sweets by different Yule Lads.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46Thank you very much, Richard. Now, here comes your second question.

0:29:46 > 0:29:48Mary and Jenny, you will answer this one first

0:29:48 > 0:29:50but you have to win it to stay in the game. Best of luck.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52Here it comes, it concerns...

0:29:56 > 0:29:57Yeah, good news,

0:29:57 > 0:30:00we're going to show you the names of five famous physicists now with their

0:30:00 > 0:30:03dates of birth but we've left out alternate letters from their names.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05Can you fill those in, please?

0:30:05 > 0:30:08OK, let's reveal our five famous physicists with bits missing

0:30:08 > 0:30:10and here they are.

0:30:10 > 0:30:11We have got...

0:30:36 > 0:30:37I'll read those again.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55Now, Mary and Jenny, you will go first.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02Em, I think we're going to go for the third one, Ernest Rutherford.

0:31:02 > 0:31:06Ernest Rutherford say Mary and Jenny so, Daphne and Ray,

0:31:06 > 0:31:08the board is all yours.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10The top one's Brian Cox.

0:31:10 > 0:31:13Albert Einstein and Marie Curie.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15- And there's Richard... - Richard, no idea.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19- Which one do you want to go for? - Einstein.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22We're going to go for the fourth one down, Albert Einstein.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24You're going to go for Albert Einstein, OK.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27So we have Ernest Rutherford versus Albert Einstein.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29Mary and Jenny said Ernest Rutherford,

0:31:29 > 0:31:33let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:31:33 > 0:31:34It's right.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42Ooh, that is good. 12, well done indeed.

0:31:45 > 0:31:4612 for Ernest Rutherford.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48Daphne and Ray have gone for Albert Einstein,

0:31:48 > 0:31:51let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said that.

0:31:53 > 0:31:54It is right.

0:31:56 > 0:31:57- Yeah.- 58.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01Well done, Mary and Jenny, that's what you had to do.

0:32:01 > 0:32:04After two questions, you're even again, it's 1-1.

0:32:04 > 0:32:07Yes, the only answer that would have beaten Ernest Rutherford is

0:32:07 > 0:32:09number two. He gets more and more famous with every passing year.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11I think when you look back upon this era,

0:32:11 > 0:32:15he'll be seen one of the absolute greats. It's Richard Feynman.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17That would have scored you ten points.

0:32:17 > 0:32:20He's an American quantum physicist, all sorts of other things.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23Brian Cox, you were right, but that would have scored you 42 points

0:32:23 > 0:32:25and Marie Curie down the bottom there.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27She would have scored 31.

0:32:27 > 0:32:30Thank you very much indeed. OK, so here comes the decider.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32This is question number three, whoever wins this

0:32:32 > 0:32:35goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot.

0:32:35 > 0:32:37Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...

0:32:41 > 0:32:44We're going to show you five images now from TV or film

0:32:44 > 0:32:46adaptations of Roald Dahl books.

0:32:46 > 0:32:47We just need you to tell us the name of the book

0:32:47 > 0:32:50that is being featured in each of these pictures, please.

0:32:50 > 0:32:52- Good luck, both teams. - Thanks very much.

0:32:52 > 0:32:55OK, so let's reveal our five pictures and here they are.

0:32:55 > 0:32:56We have got...

0:33:21 > 0:33:24Five pictures of Roald Dahl adaptations.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27Now then, Daphne and Ray, you go first this time.

0:33:27 > 0:33:32Oh, this is a bad subject for us. I'll guess at E. Matilda.

0:33:32 > 0:33:34You're going to say E, Matilda.

0:33:35 > 0:33:37E, Matilda.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40Now then, Mary and Jenny, talk us through the board if you can.

0:33:40 > 0:33:42I think A might be James And The Giant Peach,

0:33:42 > 0:33:44B, Fantastic Mr Fox,

0:33:44 > 0:33:46C is The Witches

0:33:46 > 0:33:49and D is Danny, The Champion Of The World.

0:33:49 > 0:33:50Go on.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52We'll go for D, Danny, The Champion Of The World.

0:33:52 > 0:33:56OK so we have Matilda versus Danny, The Champion Of The World.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59Daphne and Ray said Matilda for E.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:34:06 > 0:34:0864 for Matilda.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15Mary and Jenny have gone for Danny, The Champion Of The World.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said that.

0:34:20 > 0:34:21It's right.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25And it wins the question for you, very well done.

0:34:25 > 0:34:29Down it goes, still going down. Look at that, seven, very well done.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35Very well done, Mary and Jenny.

0:34:35 > 0:34:39After three questions, you are through to the final, 2-1.

0:34:39 > 0:34:41That's what happens when you bake us a cake.

0:34:41 > 0:34:44No, very well done, Jenny, and in that picture, actually, playing

0:34:44 > 0:34:48father and son, that's Jeremy Irons and his real-life son, Samuel Irons.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51Now, you're right about the others. A was James And The Giant Peach.

0:34:51 > 0:34:54That would have scored you 38.

0:34:54 > 0:34:58B is the Fantastic Mr Fox and that would have scored you 45.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00- Have you seen that film? - No, I haven't.- It's really good.

0:35:00 > 0:35:03Your kids would love it and you'd love it, it's really good.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05C, you were right again, it's The Witches

0:35:05 > 0:35:08and that would have scored 42.

0:35:08 > 0:35:09So, of all the ones that you knew,

0:35:09 > 0:35:13you even chose the best one up there, Danny, The Champion Of The World.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:35:15 > 0:35:19So our leaving pair at the end of the head-to-head, I'm afraid,

0:35:19 > 0:35:20is Daphne and Ray.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22Great performance though, three good answers

0:35:22 > 0:35:25and you won with Bjork, that was a fantastic round for you,

0:35:25 > 0:35:28the first question there, and then Matilda,

0:35:28 > 0:35:30quite a high score there but the great news for us

0:35:30 > 0:35:32is we get to see you again next time but in the meantime,

0:35:32 > 0:35:35- thanks very much for playing, Daphne and Ray.- Thank you.

0:35:35 > 0:35:36APPLAUSE

0:35:38 > 0:35:41But for Mary and Jenny, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:45 > 0:35:47Congratulations, Mary and Jenny,

0:35:47 > 0:35:48you've fought off all the competition

0:35:48 > 0:35:51and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy, so very well done.

0:35:57 > 0:35:59You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:35:59 > 0:36:02and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at...

0:36:08 > 0:36:09In a way, obviously,

0:36:09 > 0:36:12I'm very pleased you made it through to the final and everything,

0:36:12 > 0:36:14that's great, you've done very well and you deserve it,

0:36:14 > 0:36:17you've played incredibly well, lovely low scores the whole way through.

0:36:17 > 0:36:21Goss and Gibb, the Kardashians, very alliterative. I'm just a bit upset

0:36:21 > 0:36:24cos I thought there might have been another cake coming next time

0:36:24 > 0:36:26but, anyway, there we are.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29Now, as always, you start this round off by choosing a category

0:36:29 > 0:36:31and you have four choices. They are...

0:36:39 > 0:36:40Not the top one.

0:36:41 > 0:36:44You're quite hot on literature, aren't you?

0:36:44 > 0:36:46Unless you think films maybe for both of us?

0:36:46 > 0:36:50I don't know, I'm not actually good on films.

0:36:50 > 0:36:52Would you feel more comfortable with romcom?

0:36:52 > 0:36:54If I was on my own, I'd probably do films.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56- OK, shall we just go for it then? - Yeah, let's do films.- OK.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59OK, romcoms it is. Richard.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01OK, here are your three categories.

0:37:01 > 0:37:02We're looking for any actor who received

0:37:02 > 0:37:05a credit in any of the following films...

0:37:12 > 0:37:15So, any actor who received an acting credit in any of those three

0:37:15 > 0:37:18films, please. Very, very best of luck.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Thank you very much. Now, as always,

0:37:20 > 0:37:23you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers and to win

0:37:23 > 0:37:27that jackpot of £3,250, only one of those answers has to be pointless.

0:37:27 > 0:37:30Now, remember, your answers can come from any of these categories.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32They can all come from the same category or it can be one from each,

0:37:32 > 0:37:35two from one, one from another, it's completely up to you.

0:37:35 > 0:37:38- Are you ready?- Yeah.- Yes.- OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:37:38 > 0:37:40There they are, your time starts now.

0:37:40 > 0:37:43- I've never seen Valentine's Day. - No, me neither.

0:37:43 > 0:37:46- Four Weddings had Rowan Atkinson... - I was just thinking him.

0:37:46 > 0:37:49- Kristin Scott Thomas, she was in it.- Yeah.

0:37:49 > 0:37:52- Em.- Em. Who are the obscure ones though?

0:37:54 > 0:37:56Bridget Jones.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58Renee Zellweger but that's going to be way high.

0:37:58 > 0:38:01Gemma, em...I can't remember her last name,

0:38:01 > 0:38:05she plays her mum in Bridget Jones's Diary. She's called Gemma, Gemma...

0:38:05 > 0:38:06I won't be able to get that.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13We could put a red herring in there, just like a guess,

0:38:13 > 0:38:15just if we're struggling.

0:38:15 > 0:38:16Four Weddings, I think,

0:38:16 > 0:38:19cos it's one of those films where it has all the same people in it.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Yeah.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29- Shall we do a guess one as a backup? - Yeah, yeah, definitely.

0:38:29 > 0:38:30Ten seconds left.

0:38:30 > 0:38:35- OK, so someone like Andrew Lincoln, Valentine's Day maybe?- Yeah.

0:38:35 > 0:38:40- I mean as a guess. - Oh, that's quite recent.- Yeah.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42OK, that is your time up, I now need your three answers.

0:38:42 > 0:38:43What are you going to go for?

0:38:43 > 0:38:46- ..go for Four Weddings and then...? - Yeah, yeah.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49So, we're going to say Andrew Lincoln for Valentine's Day...

0:38:49 > 0:38:50Andrew Lincoln for Valentine's Day.

0:38:50 > 0:38:54- ..and then Four Weddings, we'll say Rowan Atkinson...- Rowan Atkinson.

0:38:54 > 0:38:57- ..and Kristin Scott Thomas. - And Kristin Scott Thomas.- Yeah.

0:38:57 > 0:39:01Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:01 > 0:39:04- Kristin Scott Thomas. - Kristin Scott Thomas we'll put last.

0:39:04 > 0:39:08- Your least likely to be pointless? - Andrew Lincoln.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10OK so Andrew Lincoln, Rowan Atkinson

0:39:10 > 0:39:12and Kristin Scott Thomas in that order.

0:39:12 > 0:39:15OK, let's play those three answers up on the board in that order

0:39:15 > 0:39:17and here they are. We've got...

0:39:20 > 0:39:22Well, very best of luck. Your first answer was Andrew Lincoln.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25This was a bit of a shot in the dark but who knows?

0:39:25 > 0:39:28If it's correct and then it turns out to be pointless,

0:39:28 > 0:39:30you will leave here with £3,250.

0:39:30 > 0:39:33What would you do with your share of that, Mary?

0:39:33 > 0:39:35Probably some home improvements,

0:39:35 > 0:39:37we've just had a new kitchen put in

0:39:37 > 0:39:39so maybe bits and bobs for that

0:39:39 > 0:39:42and my husband's keen for a new shed in the garden as well

0:39:42 > 0:39:44so little bits like that.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46Good stuff. Jenny, how about you?

0:39:46 > 0:39:48I think I'd use it for travel.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50One of our friends is moving to China

0:39:50 > 0:39:52so probably a plane ticket out to see him.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55Well, three good answers up there on the board, let's hope at least

0:39:55 > 0:39:57one of them is pointless and wins that jackpot for you.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00Well, your first answer is Andrew Lincoln.

0:40:00 > 0:40:06Let's find out for £3,250 if he is in the cast of Valentine's Day.

0:40:08 > 0:40:10Ooh, bad luck.

0:40:10 > 0:40:12Bad luck, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14I think you'd have been quite surprised

0:40:14 > 0:40:16if that had turned out to be right but there we are.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19Onto more solid ground now. Your second answer was Rowan Atkinson.

0:40:19 > 0:40:20Again, this has to be correct

0:40:20 > 0:40:22and it has be pointless for you to win that jackpot

0:40:22 > 0:40:24so for £3,250, let's find out

0:40:24 > 0:40:27if Rowan Atkinson was in the cast of Four Weddings And A Funeral?

0:40:29 > 0:40:31Yes, he was.

0:40:31 > 0:40:32So, Andrew Lincoln,

0:40:32 > 0:40:35your first answer turned out to be incorrect for Valentine's Day

0:40:35 > 0:40:37but Rowan Atkinson is absolutely right,

0:40:37 > 0:40:40taking us down through the teens into single figures.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42Six for Rowan Atkinson.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44APPLAUSE

0:40:48 > 0:40:50Six, that's a great answer, lovely low score.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53Sadly, not a pointless answer which is all we're

0:40:53 > 0:40:54interested in in this final round.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56So, everything is now riding on your third

0:40:56 > 0:40:59and final answer of Kristin Scott Thomas.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02You were pretty confident this was your best shot at a pointless answer.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05- Hope so.- Good luck. OK, well, let's find out.

0:41:05 > 0:41:06Kristin Scott Thomas, £3,250,

0:41:06 > 0:41:08was she in the cast of Four Weddings And A Funeral?

0:41:08 > 0:41:10Is she pointless?

0:41:13 > 0:41:14It's correct.

0:41:16 > 0:41:20Andrew Lincoln was incorrect, Rowan Atkinson, your second answer,

0:41:20 > 0:41:21took you down to six.

0:41:21 > 0:41:25Kristin Scott Thomas now taking you past six down to four.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27APPLAUSE

0:41:29 > 0:41:33Another great answer, another impressive low score, sadly,

0:41:33 > 0:41:36not a pointless answer though, I'm sorry to say.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that all-important

0:41:38 > 0:41:41pointless answer which means you don't win today's jackpot of £3,250.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43That will roll over onto the next show,

0:41:43 > 0:41:46but we've really enjoyed having you on the show and you do, of course,

0:41:46 > 0:41:49- get to take home a Pointless trophy so very well done.- Thank you.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51APPLAUSE

0:41:56 > 0:41:58Yeah, unlucky. Valentine's Day, it's a US film,

0:41:58 > 0:42:01it's got Ashton Kutcher, Jessica Biel, Julia Roberts,

0:42:01 > 0:42:03all those sorts of people so not Andrew Lincoln, I'm afraid.

0:42:03 > 0:42:05But let's take a look at the pointless answers

0:42:05 > 0:42:08in the different categories, see how well you've done at home.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11There's a few people who would have got a few of these Four Weddings ones.

0:42:11 > 0:42:14David Bower was a pointless answer, John Hannah was a pointless answer,

0:42:14 > 0:42:16I suspect some people would have got him,

0:42:16 > 0:42:18and the first two brides, Sara Crowe is the bride in wedding one

0:42:18 > 0:42:22and Sophie Thompson is the bride in wedding two, all of those were

0:42:22 > 0:42:24pointless answers so well done if you said any of those.

0:42:24 > 0:42:27Now, actors in Valentine's Day, as I say, it's a US film.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29Bradley Cooper, pointless answer in that.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32Kathy Bates, Queen Latifah and Shirley MacLaine,

0:42:32 > 0:42:36all big names, very well done if you said any of those.

0:42:36 > 0:42:39And for Bridget Jones's Diary, Celia Imrie would have been

0:42:39 > 0:42:42a pointless answer as would Honor Blackman,

0:42:42 > 0:42:46James Callis and Uncle Geoffrey played by James Faulkner,

0:42:46 > 0:42:48all of those were pointless answers.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50Very well done if you said any of those.

0:42:50 > 0:42:51Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54Well, we have to say goodbye to you, Mary and Jenny,

0:42:54 > 0:42:55but we've loved having you on the show.

0:42:55 > 0:42:59Thank you so much for playing, brilliant contestants, Mary and Jenny.

0:42:59 > 0:43:00APPLAUSE

0:43:00 > 0:43:03Well, sadly, Mary and Jenny didn't win our jackpot today which means

0:43:03 > 0:43:08it rolls over onto the next show when we will be playing for £4,250.

0:43:10 > 0:43:13- Join us then. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:13 > 0:43:16And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.