Episode 51

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0:00:17 > 0:00:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Thanks very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

0:00:24 > 0:00:27and welcome to Pointless, the quiz show where the lowest scorers

0:00:27 > 0:00:29are the biggest winners. Let's meet today's players.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Couple number one.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Hello, I'm Sarah, this is my husband Del and we're from Ashford in Kent.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Couple number two.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Hello, I'm Dave, this is my wife Marian and we're from Preston.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Couple number three.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Hi, I'm Lucy, this is my godmother Deb and we're both from Hampshire.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48And couple number four.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Hi, I'm Luke, this is my dad Ian and we're both from Cardiff.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53And these are today's contestants.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Thanks to all of you, we'll find out more about you

0:00:57 > 0:01:00throughout the show as it goes along, so that just leaves

0:01:00 > 0:01:02one more person for me to introduce. Give a man a fact

0:01:02 > 0:01:03and he'll look clever for a day.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07Teach a man to find facts and, well, just look what happens.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Afternoon.- And to you. - Oh, this should be fun today.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18We've got two returning pairs who had very,

0:01:18 > 0:01:20very different shows last time, I have to say.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Marian and Dave covered themselves in glory,

0:01:22 > 0:01:24got through to the head-to-head, did very well.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26And we've got Ian and Luke.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Luke, again, I'm going to put in a camp with Marian and Dave,

0:01:28 > 0:01:30covered himself in glory, did very well.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Got the lowest answer of the round that he was in, and then,

0:01:33 > 0:01:35and then, and then there was Ian.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37LAUGHTER

0:01:37 > 0:01:40He had a little round with celebrities whose surname

0:01:40 > 0:01:43started with the same letter as their first name.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44There were lots of clues

0:01:44 > 0:01:47and Ian managed to get you knocked out by saying Kevin Costner.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Yes. - LAUGHTER

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Which, obviously, was a wrong answer.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- It was a wrong answer in so many ways, wasn't it?- Yeah, yeah.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Ian, have you been forgiven yet?

0:01:57 > 0:01:59He's slowly forgiving me.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Have you come back now refocused to go all the way?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Excellent. I look forward to watching your progress.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09- Luke, I don't have any worries about, you, I'm keeping my eye on.- Thanks.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12And we've got a godmother and goddaughter couple. Is that a first?

0:02:12 > 0:02:13That is a first, yeah.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- That's taking godmothering properly seriously, isn't it?- Yes.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20Or perhaps it's taking goddaughtering properly seriously, we'll find out.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22We will find out. Thank you very much, Richard.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Now, all our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Our contestants need to find the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Of course, everyone's trying to find a pointless answer,

0:02:31 > 0:02:34that being an answer that none of our 100 people gave,

0:02:34 > 0:02:36and each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Now, Olly and Helen didn't win the jackpot last time,

0:02:38 > 0:02:41so we add another £1,000 to that,

0:02:41 > 0:02:44so today's jackpot starts off at £7,250.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57OK, in this first round, I'll take an answer from each of you,

0:02:57 > 0:02:58but there is to be no conferring.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Whichever pair has the highest score at the end of the round will be heading home.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04OK, our first category today is...

0:03:06 > 0:03:07The Movies.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first

0:03:09 > 0:03:11and who's going to go second?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18And the question concerns...

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Oh, that's good. Film taglines. - This should be fun.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27We're going to give you seven taglines to famous movies.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29We just need you to tell us the name of the film, please.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31We're also going to give you the star of the film,

0:03:31 > 0:03:34so there's going to be 14 in all to have a go at home,

0:03:34 > 0:03:35very best of luck.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Thanks very much indeed.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39So we want you to tell us the names of these films.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Here are their taglines and stars.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08I'll read those one last time...

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Sarah and Del, you all drew lots before the show

0:04:29 > 0:04:33- and today, you are going to go first. Sarah, welcome.- Thank you.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Good to have you here. What do you do, Sarah?

0:04:35 > 0:04:40I run a recruitment business with Del. I'm his boss.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Say that again.- I'm his boss. - Yes. You really are the boss.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48- It's my business and he joined. - What do you do in your spare time?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Do you have spare time?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52We go to quite a few concerts, music concerts.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54We embarrassed our teenage son and joined him

0:04:54 > 0:04:58to go to a Mumford & Sons concert recently...

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Was he in a different part of the...?

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- He was, but we kept going, "Ooh!" - I bet he loved that.- No, he didn't.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Good stuff. Now, what are you going to go for?

0:05:08 > 0:05:09I'm going to go for...

0:05:09 > 0:05:12"One Dream. Four Jamaicans. Twenty Below Zero."

0:05:12 > 0:05:17- John Candy. And that is Cool Runnings.- Cool Runnings, says Sarah.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said it.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Absolutely right.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28- 31. - APPLAUSE

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Seems a good score to me. 31.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32A good start, I think, Sarah.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Cool Runnings is one of those films,

0:05:34 > 0:05:35it's on all the time on various channels,

0:05:35 > 0:05:37but if you watch the first five minutes of it,

0:05:37 > 0:05:39that's your next two hours gone.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41There's no way you can turn off Cool Runnings.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Physically impossible.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Marian, welcome back.- Thank you. - So, tell us what happened last time.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50We lost out in the head-to-head.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53We lost out in the Chancellor of the Exchequer category, and I couldn't

0:05:53 > 0:05:56remember the guy from Spitting Image, which is Norman Lamont.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Norman Lamont, from Spitting Image!

0:05:57 > 0:06:02- So, hopefully, this time, fingers crossed.- This time, let's hope so.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Remind us what you do, Marian.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05I'm currently on maternity leave at the moment.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- I work for a housing association. - You have three boys?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10I've got three boys. I've got my hands full.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Yeah, you certainly have. Now, what about these movie taglines?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Erm, I'm going to have to go with...

0:06:16 > 0:06:19"Eight Legs, Two Fangs And An Attitude,"

0:06:19 > 0:06:22and have a guess at Arachnophobia.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Arachnophobia, says Marian.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Absolutely right.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37- 10. - APPLAUSE

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Good score, Marian.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Yeah, Marian's starting where she left off on the last show,

0:06:43 > 0:06:47another very good answer, the horror-comedy from 1990.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Now, then, Lucy, welcome to Pointless. What do you do, Lucy?

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- I'm a student at Winchester University.- What are you studying?

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Primary Teaching and Geography.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57So how much longer have you got to do that for?

0:06:57 > 0:06:59- Two years, I'm halfway through a four-year course.- Enjoying it?

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Yeah, it's good. - How good is your geography?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Are you hoping it does or doesn't come up today?

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Specific parts of geography I'd say I'm good at,

0:07:07 > 0:07:09but then other parts, I'd embarrass myself.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11OK, and what are your hobbies, Lucy?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14I like watersports, but I don't get the opportunity to do them that much,

0:07:14 > 0:07:19- but I am a qualified kayak instructor, so...- Wow. That's fun.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23- Yeah, it's good to have. - Now, what about these films?

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Well, I did know those two

0:07:25 > 0:07:28and I'm not 100% sure on

0:07:28 > 0:07:30any of the others.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32I know Hugh Grant is in Bridget Jones's Diary,

0:07:32 > 0:07:34so I'm just going to have to say that.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Bridget Jones's Diary,

0:07:36 > 0:07:38says Lucy, for the top one.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Ooh, bad luck, Lucy!

0:07:45 > 0:07:46I'm not surprised.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh, I'm sorry, that's an incorrect answer,

0:07:48 > 0:07:50scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Sorry.- Sorry, Lucy. There are at least

0:07:52 > 0:07:55five good reasons to stay single in that film but, yeah,

0:07:55 > 0:07:57not the film we're looking for.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Now, then, Luke, what do you enjoy spending your time doing?

0:08:01 > 0:08:06I like DJ-ing and I spend my time on the hospital radio.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09So a DJ, and that's kind of the thing that you'd like to pursue?

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Yeah. - And other kinds of presenting too?

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Any type of presenting, except for sport, obviously.- Except for sport.

0:08:15 > 0:08:20OK, well, listen, that board is all yours. How are you on films?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Good. Can I take you through it?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- I'd be delighted if you did. - LAUGHTER

0:08:25 > 0:08:28So, "Five Good Reasons To Stay Single," Hugh Grant,

0:08:28 > 0:08:30I think that's Nine Lives.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33"We Are Not Alone" is Close Encounters Of The Third Kind.

0:08:33 > 0:08:39I think the Michael J Fox one is Back To The Future.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42"A Tale Of Murder, Lust, Greed, Revenge And Seafood,"

0:08:42 > 0:08:43I think is A Fish Called Wanda.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46"You Know The Name, You Know The Number" is GoldenEye.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47But I'm going to go for...

0:08:47 > 0:08:50"We Are Not Alone" and say Close Encounters Of The Third Kind.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, says Luke.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said it.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Absolutely right, very well done.

0:09:00 > 0:09:0310 is our lowest score so far... 19.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05APPLAUSE

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Well played, Luke.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12As long as your dad doesn't get 100, you should be safely through.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14That's not going to happen, is it, Ian?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17You took us through the board pretty well.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18The one you got wrong is the top one.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21That's actually Four Weddings And A Funeral.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23That would have scored you 24 points.

0:09:23 > 0:09:28Back To The Future is the Michael J Fox one, that would have scored 53.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32The John Cleese one is A Fish Called Wanda, that would have scored you 30.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35The one you should have gone for is the Pierce Brosnan one,

0:09:35 > 0:09:37cos you're right, it's GoldenEye.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38It would have scored you 2 points.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's the best answer on the board.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Very well done if you said that at home.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45- People must have known it was a Bond film, but...- Just which one?- Yeah.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Thank you, Richard. We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.

0:09:49 > 0:09:5210, the best score of that pass, Marian, very well done.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Marian and Dave, once again, looking pretty strong.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Then 19 is where we find Luke and Ian. 31, Sarah and Del.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Oh, I'm so sorry, Deb and Lucy,

0:10:02 > 0:10:04you are on 100. However,

0:10:04 > 0:10:07there may well be another slip-up in the next pass

0:10:07 > 0:10:09and, if there is, a low score from you, Deb,

0:10:09 > 0:10:11might keep you in the game, so best of luck with that.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14We'll come back down the line. Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19OK, let's put seven more film taglines on the board,

0:10:19 > 0:10:20and here they come.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47I'll read those one last time.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08There we are, seven films.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Now, Ian, why are you shaking your head like that?

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Movies and films, they're not my good area at all.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18- Ian, I'm trying to work out where is your good area!- Exactly, exactly.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21And if I go now, you'll never know.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Have you heard of any of those actors?- Yes.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29- Now, then, Ian, remind us what you do.- I'm a teacher.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31- What do you teach?- Geography.- OK.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33- There must be a geography question!- OK.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37So basically, you were just holding out for a question on capitals

0:11:37 > 0:11:38and flags, is that it?

0:11:38 > 0:11:42And the size of US states.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Well, now, take a long, hard look at that board.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47- OK.- There must be one on there.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50I'm going to go with...

0:11:50 > 0:11:52"You'll Believe A Man Can Fly."

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Superman.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Oh, Ian! Oh, let's find out.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01You have to score 80 or less to stay in the game, Ian.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03You're saying Superman, let's see if that's right.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07Here's your red line. If you get below that, you're in Round Two.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08How many people said Superman?

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Yay, it's right, Ian! Oh, 81.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Takes your total up to 100, Ian.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Very well done. - Yeah, well done, Ian.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Your best score ever on Pointless by a clear 19!

0:12:20 > 0:12:21Yeah.

0:12:21 > 0:12:27Thanks very much, Richard. Now, Deb. What do you do, Deb?

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- I'm a mum.- A mum and a godmum. - I am indeed, yes.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34- We take it very seriously. - Well, you do, evidently.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Whose idea was it to come on the show?- My goddaughter Lucy's.

0:12:37 > 0:12:42"Let's fill in the application form," she said, and here we are.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- And Deb was the obvious person to bring on?- Definitely, yeah.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47- It might not be! - She's going to dig me out of a hole.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49You are joint high-scorers on 100.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53The difference is, Ian has given his answer, you have yet to give yours.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56What about finding a pointless answer on that board,

0:12:56 > 0:12:57and then we'll have a tie-break?

0:12:58 > 0:13:01I'm going to take a real risk.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04The John Cusack one's driving me mad, cos it's a fantastic film.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07I've seen it several times, I can't remember what it is.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11But I'm going to take an absolute gamble, because we've got to,

0:13:11 > 0:13:13we've got no chance otherwise. So...

0:13:13 > 0:13:15"Vietnam Can Kill Me,"

0:13:15 > 0:13:18the Matthew Modine one, I'm going to go for Full Metal Jacket.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Full Metal Jacket sounds like a great answer.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22There's no red line for you, as you are joint high-scorers,

0:13:22 > 0:13:25but let's see how many of our 100 people said Full Metal Jacket.

0:13:25 > 0:13:26Is it right?

0:13:28 > 0:13:29It is right.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34That is a very good answer.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Look at that, it's pointless!

0:13:36 > 0:13:40- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - That is absolutely brilliant, Deb.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Very well done. That adds £250 to today's jackpot,

0:13:43 > 0:13:45takes the total up to £7,500.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49It scores you nothing and leaves you as joint high-scorers on 100.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52You are back in with a chance, very well done indeed.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55What a brilliant answer, Deb, very well played.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57- What a godmother to have!- Yeah.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01It's not bad, is it? That was terrific stuff, very well played.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Very good. Now, Dave.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Suddenly puts a bit of pressure on. - Oh, it does a bit.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Dave, remind us what you do.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10I work in the NHS but, again, look after the three boys.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Does that leave time for other interests?

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Sport myself, I've just done a skydive for charity.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Wow, from what height?- 16,000 feet.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22- First time you've ever done it? - Yeah.- Would you do it again?

0:14:22 > 0:14:25I'd do it all the time, yeah. That was great,

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- but standing here's a lot more nerve-racking.- Oh, really?

0:14:27 > 0:14:31- Yeah.- So we want the names of each of these films.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32How do you find that board?

0:14:32 > 0:14:35There's two or three I know for definite.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Well, listen, you're on 10, the high scorers are on 100,

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- so 89 or less keeps you in the game. - I'm going to have a go for

0:14:41 > 0:14:44"He's Having The Day Of His Life...Over And Over Again."

0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Groundhog Day.- Groundhog Day, says Dave. Let's see if that's right.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Here's your red line.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Let's see if you can get below it with Groundhog Day.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55It's right and you're through, very well done.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59- 45. - APPLAUSE

0:14:59 > 0:15:0155, your total.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Well played, Dave, that's all you had to do there.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Yeah, he had to have anti-rabies shots during the filming,

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Bill Murray, because he was bitten by the groundhog twice.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12And the second time, he must just have thought,

0:15:12 > 0:15:14"Come on, the irony of this is too much now."

0:15:14 > 0:15:15LAUGHTER

0:15:15 > 0:15:19Anyway, there we go. Thanks very much. Now, then, Del.

0:15:19 > 0:15:25- Welcome to the show. What kind of boss is Sarah?- Very demanding.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Yeah, I was getting that. - Tea or coffee on demand.- Yeah.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Answer the phone whenever she says. - Biscuits?

0:15:31 > 0:15:33If anything goes wrong, it's my fault.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35How many of you are there in the office?

0:15:35 > 0:15:40- Please don't say just you and her. - Pretty much, yeah.- OK.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- OK. But it's pretty good, the atmosphere's good?- Yeah.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47- The Christmas parties must be fun. - Oh...- I bet they go on all night.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49- They are raucous.- Yeah, that's good.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52So we want the names of the films for which these were the taglines.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Oh, I'll tell you what.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57What would be really good fun is if you scored 69

0:15:57 > 0:16:00and then we have three people on 100.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- I would have loved to have done. - I bet you would have done.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07But I will go for Bruce Willis...

0:16:07 > 0:16:08and Armageddon.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11You're going to say Armageddon for

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- "Earth, It Was Fun While It Lasted." - Yeah.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Here comes your red line. If you get below that with Armageddon,

0:16:16 > 0:16:17you're in the next round.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23It's right. You're through.

0:16:27 > 0:16:28Good answer, 20.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- APPLAUSE - 51, your total.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Well played, Del. They say that NASA now show Armageddon

0:16:35 > 0:16:37to its management trainees

0:16:37 > 0:16:39and you have to spot as many procedural errors as you can.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43- They've got up to 168 so far. - Really?- Yeah.- That's hilarious.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47- Anyway, enough of that. How about this 100-100 draw?- This is exciting.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Well, it's a tie. Wow, OK. Yeah, it's a tie.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54So the tied pairs have to give me one more answer each.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56You are now allowed to confer

0:16:56 > 0:16:59and the highest-scoring pair will be eliminated.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03Deb and Lucy, you will go first. I'll take an answer from each of you

0:17:03 > 0:17:06and then we'll put it to the tower.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Yeah.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11We're going to go for the Will Smith, I Am Legend.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15I Am Legend, say Lucy and Deb. Ian and Luke,

0:17:15 > 0:17:17you can now talk us through the board.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21Right, well, we don't know the John Cusack one,

0:17:21 > 0:17:22so we're going to say...

0:17:22 > 0:17:25"He Knows No Fear, He Knows No Danger, He Knows Nothing,"

0:17:25 > 0:17:27- and say that's Johnny English. - Johnny English.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31So we have I Am Legend versus Johnny English.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Deb and Lucy said, I Am Legend.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said it.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41It's right.

0:17:45 > 0:17:4614.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48APPLAUSE

0:17:50 > 0:17:5314. Takes your total up to 114.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Now, Ian and Luke, you have a target,

0:17:55 > 0:17:57you have to score 13 or less to stay in the game.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59There's your red line.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06It's right.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Down it goes, still going down.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Oh, no, 27! Bad luck.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14APPLAUSE

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Takes your total up to 127.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21- Richard.- Wow, what a comeback!

0:18:21 > 0:18:25What an underdog story that is from Deb and Lucy, that's very impressive.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27- It's like Cool Runnings all over again.- Yeah.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Really tough luck, Ian and Luke. That was unfortunate, wasn't it?

0:18:30 > 0:18:33- That really was.- Now, we've got everything up on the board,

0:18:33 > 0:18:37apart from the John Cusack one, which Deb does know,

0:18:37 > 0:18:39and it's Grosse Pointe Blank.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42It would have scored 3 points, it's a terrific answer.

0:18:42 > 0:18:43But Full Metal Jacket is

0:18:43 > 0:18:45the best answer on the board.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49Thanks very much, Richard. So at the end of our first round, oh, Ian...

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Ian, Ian.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55- Superman. That was a very, very high score, wasn't it?- Yeah.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Oh, dear. And, Luke, I'm sorry.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59We've had nothing but good scores from you.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Ever since you appeared on Pointless,

0:19:01 > 0:19:03you've just been terrific.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05I don't know what's held you... Actually, yes, I do.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07LAUGHTER

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Oh, well.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Anyway, Ian and Luke, it's been a great pleasure

0:19:11 > 0:19:13having you on the show, thanks so much for playing.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14APPLAUSE

0:19:14 > 0:19:18But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25And so, we are down to just three pairs.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29At the end of this round, we'll be saying goodbye to another pair,

0:19:29 > 0:19:31as we send off the highest scorers.

0:19:31 > 0:19:35Now, Deb and Lucy, fantastic. Very well done indeed.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37You saw off one of our returning pairs there.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40- That was quite nerve-racking.- But brilliant, Full Metal Jacket.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43It was one of those moments when you remember something

0:19:43 > 0:19:45without ever knowing why you knew it in the first place.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Very well done, Deb, that was fantastic.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51But then you were the high scorers overall. Marian and Dave,

0:19:51 > 0:19:54not bad, but quite high. Sarah and Del, very, very nice indeed.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58I would say with Deb on board, that pair on the fourth podium

0:19:58 > 0:20:01seem to be the ones to beat, but who knows?

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Best of luck, all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is...

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first

0:20:08 > 0:20:11and who's going to go second? And whoever's going first,

0:20:11 > 0:20:13please step up to the podium.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18OK, let's find out what the question is, here it comes.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Olympic Tennis Singles Medallists.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32We're looking for any man or woman who's won a medal of any colour

0:20:32 > 0:20:36in tennis at the Olympics since 1988, when it was introduced.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39So bronze, silver or gold for men or women since 1988.

0:20:39 > 0:20:44- Very best of luck. - Thank you very much indeed. Sarah.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Tennis, is this good?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49It's a sport I tolerate.

0:20:50 > 0:20:55- Do you tolerate it knowledgably? - Yeah, it's OK.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57I'm going to say...

0:20:57 > 0:21:01- Pete Sampras. - Pete Sampras, says Sarah.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said it.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Oh, Sarah, I'm so sorry.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

0:21:12 > 0:21:15it scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Yeah, it's become a slightly bigger deal since Sampras' time.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21He did play once in 1992 and he got to the third round, I'm afraid.

0:21:21 > 0:21:26Thanks very much. Now, Marian. Tennis?

0:21:26 > 0:21:31I watch it, but I'm not very good at remembering the names.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35- I've got Mark Philippoussis. - Mark Philippoussis, says Marian.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Well, this is going well!

0:21:42 > 0:21:44I'm afraid that's another incorrect answer,

0:21:44 > 0:21:47that scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49You're in very good company.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Sorry, Marian. Not won a medal, I'm afraid.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54- Another two 100s, it's like the last round all over again.- Yeah, I know.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58- It's going well.- Isn't it? Luckily, Deb...

0:21:58 > 0:22:02- Any colour medal?- Yeah. Well, gold, silver or bronze.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04LAUGHTER

0:22:04 > 0:22:05I'm not going to go crazy here.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08It's a tricky one, isn't it?

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Cos it happens only once every four years

0:22:10 > 0:22:11and people don't tend to remember

0:22:11 > 0:22:14the Olympic medallists quite so well.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Clearly! LAUGHTER

0:22:17 > 0:22:20I'm going to go for an obvious one, I'm going to go for

0:22:20 > 0:22:22the silver medallist, Roger Federer.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Roger Federer, says Deb.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30It's right.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35- 39. - APPLAUSE

0:22:35 > 0:22:36Well done, Deb.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42She's smart, isn't she, Deb? That was tactically very astute.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Yeah, won the silver medal in 2012.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Thanks very much. Well, we're halfway through the round,

0:22:46 > 0:22:48so let's take a look at those scores.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Only two scores between our three pairs.

0:22:50 > 0:22:5339, the best score of that pass, Deb, very well done,

0:22:53 > 0:22:55puts you and Lucy in a strong position.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59Then up to 100, where we find Marian and Dave, and Sarah and Del.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01So it's a Dave-and-Del playoff in this round.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Best of luck to both of you.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05The one with the highest score

0:23:05 > 0:23:07will be leaving us at the end of the round.

0:23:07 > 0:23:08We're going to come back down the line,

0:23:08 > 0:23:11can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:23:13 > 0:23:15OK, Lucy.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18We would like you to name any male or female player who won

0:23:18 > 0:23:21a medal in an Olympics singles' tournament.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23OK, I'm going to play quite safe.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26I am a fan of tennis, but I don't want to take a risk.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30I'll say...Serena Williams.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Serena Williams, says Lucy.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Well, you want to score 60 or less

0:23:34 > 0:23:37to avoid becoming the new high-scorers. There's your red line.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Let's see if Serena Williams is right,

0:23:39 > 0:23:41let's see how many people said it.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45It is right.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48And you are through, very well done, Lucy.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51- 18. - APPLAUSE

0:23:54 > 0:23:56- 57, your total.- Well played, Lucy.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Yeah, she won the Women's gold in 2012.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03Now, Dave. Now, tennis, you know about tennis.

0:24:03 > 0:24:09It's whether to play it safe or see if Del knows anything better or not.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13I think I will go for Venus Williams.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Venus Williams, says Dave.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18No red line for you, you're joint high-scorers.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25It is right.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29Well, Serena scored 18.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Venus also 18.

0:24:31 > 0:24:32APPLAUSE

0:24:32 > 0:24:34There we are.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35118 is your total.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39- Nice to see parity between the sisters there.- That is nice, yeah.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42She won the gold at the 2000 Olympics in Sydney.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Puts Del in a very interesting position, doesn't it?

0:24:44 > 0:24:46It certainly does, Del.

0:24:46 > 0:24:50Interesting position. You want to score 17 or less, Del.

0:24:50 > 0:24:55Well, I had two in mind, both the Williams sisters, so that was good.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57I'm going to take a gamble, because I've got to,

0:24:57 > 0:25:00and I'm going to say David Ferrer.

0:25:00 > 0:25:01David Ferrer, says Del.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06There's your red line. Quite low.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Ooh, bad luck, Del! I'm sorry, that's an incorrect answer.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Takes your total up to 200.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16- Sorry.- Sorry, Del, terrific player, but not an Olympic medallist.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Funnily enough, if you wanted to get 18 or less, there's another

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Spaniard who would've scored you 16 points and that's Rafa Nadal.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23It would've seen you through.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Steffi Graf would've scored you 13,

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Andre Agassi would have scored you 5,

0:25:27 > 0:25:28Novak Djokovic would have scored you 4.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Those were all risks that you might have taken,

0:25:30 > 0:25:33but David Ferrer's not a bad guess at all.

0:25:33 > 0:25:34Let's look at some of the pointless answers,

0:25:34 > 0:25:36there's quite a lot of them.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Arantxa Sanchez Vicario, she's won a bronze and a silver.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Elena Dementieva, she's won a gold and a silver.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45Jennifer Capriati's won a Women's gold. All of those pointless.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49Justine Henin, she also won gold. Lindsay Davenport won gold.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Marc Rosset won gold in 1992. That was, again,

0:25:52 > 0:25:54back when slightly lesser-known players were winning it.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57As did Nicolas Massu, he won in 2004.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Stefan Edberg, he got a bronze medal.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02And Yevgeny Kafelnikov got a gold.

0:26:02 > 0:26:06You could also have had Vera Zvonareva, Tommy Haas,

0:26:06 > 0:26:10Sergi Bruguera, Monica Seles, Miloslav Mecir, Mardy Fish.

0:26:10 > 0:26:14You could have had Jana Novotna, Goran Ivansevic, Gabriela Sabatini,

0:26:14 > 0:26:17Brad Gilbert and Amelie Mauresmo, all of those were pointless.

0:26:17 > 0:26:18Shall we look at the worst answers?

0:26:18 > 0:26:21These are the ones that most of our 100 people gave.

0:26:21 > 0:26:25There's Serena on 18.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Roger got 39. And by a mile,

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Andy Murray, on 69 points.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So at the end of our second round,

0:26:33 > 0:26:36I'm afraid it's Del and Sarah we have to say goodbye to.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39That wasn't a good round for you two, but two perfectly good answers,

0:26:39 > 0:26:43just - they were wrong. However, we will see you again next time.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45We'll look forward to that very much indeed, Del and Sarah.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48In the meantime, thanks very much for playing.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50- Lovely contestants, Del and Sarah. - APPLAUSE

0:26:50 > 0:26:53But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for the head-to-head.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Congratulations, Deb and Lucy, Marian and Dave,

0:27:01 > 0:27:03you're now one step closer to the final

0:27:03 > 0:27:05and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:27:05 > 0:27:08which currently stands at £7,500.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:27:11 > 0:27:12Now, this is crucial.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15We need to decide who's going to play for that money

0:27:15 > 0:27:17and, to do that, you are now going to go head-to-head.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20This time, you are allowed to confer before you give your answers.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:27:23 > 0:27:27Now, Marian and Dave, you were here last time. How are you feeling now?

0:27:27 > 0:27:30- So-so.- Not too bad. - What do you make of your rivals?

0:27:30 > 0:27:33- They're going down!- Yes! - THEY LAUGH

0:27:33 > 0:27:37Yeah, I think this is going to be quite close. Deb?

0:27:37 > 0:27:38Full Metal Jacket, Deb!

0:27:39 > 0:27:42I think she's the secret weapon here,

0:27:42 > 0:27:44there's not much Deb doesn't know, I've worked out.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47I think it'll be exciting. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:27:57 > 0:27:59UK Eurovision Entries. Richard?

0:27:59 > 0:28:02We're going to show you five pictures now of acts that have

0:28:02 > 0:28:03represented the UK at Eurovision.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06We need you to identify the most obscure.

0:28:06 > 0:28:07Thanks very much indeed.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10So let's reveal our five acts, and here they come...

0:28:33 > 0:28:36There we are, five UK-representing

0:28:36 > 0:28:38Eurovision acts. Deb and Lucy,

0:28:38 > 0:28:41you've played best throughout the show, so you get to go first.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48I think C. C?

0:28:50 > 0:28:54We're going to go for C, and Sandie Shaw.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Sandie Shaw.

0:28:56 > 0:29:01Sandie Shaw, say Deb and Lucy. Now, Marian and Dave.

0:29:01 > 0:29:02Talk us through the board. Can you?

0:29:03 > 0:29:06We thought C was Petula Clark.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09We thought A was Sandie Shaw.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12B's Blue.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15And E is Englebert Humperdinck.

0:29:15 > 0:29:16What do you want to do?

0:29:17 > 0:29:21- Right, we'll go with B. - Yeah, B, Blue.

0:29:21 > 0:29:22B, Blue.

0:29:22 > 0:29:26So we have C, Sandie Shaw, and B, Blue.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28Deb and Lucy said C was Sandie Shaw.

0:29:28 > 0:29:31Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:29:34 > 0:29:35It is Sandie Shaw.

0:29:38 > 0:29:39Well done, 36.

0:29:39 > 0:29:41APPLAUSE

0:29:41 > 0:29:4336.

0:29:44 > 0:29:47Meanwhile, Marian and Dave have said that B is Blue.

0:29:47 > 0:29:51Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said it.

0:29:53 > 0:29:54It's right.

0:29:57 > 0:30:0048. Not bad though, pretty close.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04But very well done, Deb and Lucy.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06After one question, you are up 1-0.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09Two very solid answers there. A is...

0:30:09 > 0:30:10Anyone know who A is?

0:30:10 > 0:30:12Olivia Newton-John.

0:30:12 > 0:30:13It is Olivia Newton-John.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15She represented us the year ABBA won.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18She would have scored you 5 points.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20D, from 1982, they sang One Step Further,

0:30:20 > 0:30:22and that's Bardo.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24Very well done if you said that, you would have scored 4 points.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26That's the best answer on the board.

0:30:26 > 0:30:27And E, of course,

0:30:27 > 0:30:30is Englebert Humperdinck, who represented us in 2012.

0:30:30 > 0:30:3174 points for Englebert.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34Thanks very much, Richard. So here comes your second question.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36Marian and Dave, you get to answer it first,

0:30:36 > 0:30:38but you have to win it to stay in the game. Best of luck.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40It concerns...

0:30:43 > 0:30:45We're going to give you five clues now to Texas.

0:30:45 > 0:30:49That's the state, not the band. Can you give us the most obscure answer?

0:30:49 > 0:30:51OK, let's reveal our five clues, and here they come.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53We have got...

0:31:11 > 0:31:13I'll read those all one last time.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30Marian and Dave, you will go first.

0:31:30 > 0:31:32We're going to go for the only one that we know,

0:31:32 > 0:31:35and that's the last one, which is Dallas.

0:31:35 > 0:31:38Dallas, say Marian and Dave.

0:31:38 > 0:31:42Deb and Lucy, take us through the board, if you can.

0:31:42 > 0:31:45We think the state capital is Austin.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48Don't know the state bird.

0:31:48 > 0:31:51Wouldn't even want to guess.

0:31:51 > 0:31:54The nickname that appears on the vehicle licence plates

0:31:54 > 0:31:57could be the Lone Star State.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00And the war hero who died at the Alamo,

0:32:00 > 0:32:02Davy Crockett, I think.

0:32:02 > 0:32:06I would say Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09OK, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier, say Deb and Lucy.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11So we have Dallas versus Davy Crockett.

0:32:11 > 0:32:16Marian and Dave said Dallas. Let's see if that's right for the TV show.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19It is, of course, right.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21Oh, 76.

0:32:21 > 0:32:23That's high.

0:32:23 > 0:32:2576 for Dallas.

0:32:25 > 0:32:28Are you sure Davy Crockett's right?

0:32:28 > 0:32:32- I'm old enough to remember the song. - Fairly confident, OK.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34Well, let's find out.

0:32:34 > 0:32:37Davy Crockett, is that right and, if it is, how many people said it?

0:32:40 > 0:32:42It is right and you have won the point.

0:32:42 > 0:32:43Very well done indeed. 52.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50Brilliant, Deb and Lucy.

0:32:50 > 0:32:52After only two questions, you are through to the final, 2-0.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54Terrific work.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57Davy Crockett was actually a member of the House of Representatives

0:32:57 > 0:32:59for eight years, before moving back to Texas

0:32:59 > 0:33:01and cultivating the sort of backwards image...

0:33:01 > 0:33:03I bet he didn't wear that hat in Washington.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06Well, he came across as something of a maverick.

0:33:06 > 0:33:10He certainly would wear a suit, rather than his racoon-skin hat.

0:33:10 > 0:33:13Once again, Debbie taking us through the answers very, very nicely...

0:33:20 > 0:33:22I'm not sure you would have risked it,

0:33:22 > 0:33:24but it would have scored you 15 points.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27The official state bird is a mockingbird.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29Very well done if you said that.

0:33:32 > 0:33:36- How about that for a clean sweep of a show?- Very clean. Pristine sweep.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39But the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:33:39 > 0:33:41I'm sorry to say, it's Marian and Dave.

0:33:41 > 0:33:44You've made it to the head-to-head each time.

0:33:44 > 0:33:46Deb, there was no arguing with that, I'm afraid.

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Just two fantastic answers there.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51Nothing wrong with your answers, you were just...

0:33:51 > 0:33:52Just weren't good enough.

0:33:52 > 0:33:56..underscored by Deb and Lucy there, I'm afraid. I'm so sorry, it means

0:33:56 > 0:33:58we have to say goodbye to you properly this time, but it's been

0:33:58 > 0:34:02great having you on the show. Marian and Dave, great contestants.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04APPLAUSE

0:34:04 > 0:34:07But for Deb and Lucy, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:34:07 > 0:34:09APPLAUSE

0:34:11 > 0:34:14Congratulations, Deb and Lucy, you fought off all the competition

0:34:14 > 0:34:16and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:34:22 > 0:34:24You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:34:24 > 0:34:28and, at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at...

0:34:28 > 0:34:30CHEERING

0:34:33 > 0:34:34You have done brilliantly.

0:34:34 > 0:34:37To think you were nearly out in the first round.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40I said, not even knowing there was going to be a pointless answer

0:34:40 > 0:34:43on the board, that you needed to find a pointless.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46To be honest, I was being glib.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48Yeah, I didn't think any of those were pointless.

0:34:48 > 0:34:50Yeah, and then you found a pointless answer.

0:34:50 > 0:34:53It's exactly what needed to happen. And we had the fun of a lockdown

0:34:53 > 0:34:56tiebreak situation, which I always enjoy.

0:34:56 > 0:35:00And here you are. Marian said in the last round, you were going down.

0:35:00 > 0:35:03- Yeah.- And how right she was! You went down lower...

0:35:03 > 0:35:06on both your scores than they did.

0:35:06 > 0:35:09Now, as always, you need to choose a category.

0:35:09 > 0:35:12And you have four options to choose from. They are...

0:35:24 > 0:35:26- I've no idea.- Scandinavia?

0:35:28 > 0:35:31It's geography. How bad can it be?

0:35:31 > 0:35:35- OK, we're either going to know it or not. Yeah, OK.- Scandinavia.

0:35:35 > 0:35:40- The Spice Girls, you've taken a broad, wide detour there.- Yeah.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42- Yeah.- OK, fair enough. Scandinavia, it is.

0:35:42 > 0:35:45It's a tricky one, this. We're going to give you three categories.

0:35:45 > 0:35:47Hopefully, somewhere, there's a pointless answer for you.

0:35:47 > 0:35:49We are looking for...

0:35:49 > 0:35:52any feature film made for cinema release in which Ingrid Bergman

0:35:52 > 0:35:53has received an acting credit.

0:35:53 > 0:35:57We are looking for any top 75 single by A-HA.

0:35:57 > 0:36:00Or we're looking for the name of any post-war Scandinavian monarch.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03That's any monarch of Sweden, Norway or Denmark from 1945

0:36:03 > 0:36:05all the way up to 2013, please.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13Best of luck at home and very, very best of luck in the studio.

0:36:13 > 0:36:14Thanks, Richard.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:36:17 > 0:36:22and to win that £7,500, you just have to find one pointless answer.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25The answers you give can come from any of these categories

0:36:25 > 0:36:29and you can spread your answers across those as you wish.

0:36:29 > 0:36:31So they could all come from one category, or one from each,

0:36:31 > 0:36:35- or two from one, one from another. Are you ready?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39Your time starts now.

0:36:39 > 0:36:40Forget everything else -

0:36:40 > 0:36:41- Ingrid Bergman films, OK?- Yeah.

0:36:41 > 0:36:44- So, she made loads of those. - I've never heard of her.

0:36:44 > 0:36:46- Ingrid Bergman, she was in Casablanca.- OK.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49I suggest we don't pick that one cos everybody will know it.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52She made a film which I've seen a few times which, I don't know why,

0:36:52 > 0:36:55- called The Yellow Rolls-Royce. - OK.- She's in that.

0:36:55 > 0:36:58- I think we go for that, cos that sounds obscure enough.- Mm-hm.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01I'm sure she was in a film called The Inn Of The Sixth Happiness,

0:37:01 > 0:37:04where she played a famous missionary.

0:37:04 > 0:37:08I'm just trying to think of one of her really, really early films.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10- Have you got any A-HA? - I know Take On Me.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12I think everybody's going to know that one.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15And Scandinavian monarchs,

0:37:15 > 0:37:18- I can only name Beatrix.- Yeah...

0:37:18 > 0:37:19Everyone will know, won't they?

0:37:19 > 0:37:22So, The Yellow Rolls-Royce,

0:37:22 > 0:37:25The Inn Of The Sixth Happiness, and let's say...

0:37:26 > 0:37:31- ..Indis... No, no, no. Notorious. - OK, are you sure?

0:37:31 > 0:37:32- Absolutely, yeah.- OK.

0:37:32 > 0:37:36- Are you happy to stop the clock there?- Yeah.- Brilliant.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38Your three answers are...?

0:37:38 > 0:37:41Right, OK. They're all for Ingrid Bergman films.

0:37:41 > 0:37:45So we're going to go - Notorious. The Inn Of The Sixth Happiness.

0:37:45 > 0:37:46The Inn Of The Sixth Happiness.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48And The Yellow Rolls-Royce.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:37:50 > 0:37:52- The Yellow Rolls-Royce. - We'll put that last.

0:37:52 > 0:37:56- Which is your least likely? - Notorious, I would have said.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order. And here they are.

0:38:05 > 0:38:07Very, very best of luck. Your first answer,

0:38:07 > 0:38:08the one you thought was probably

0:38:08 > 0:38:11least likely to be pointless, was Notorious.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13If this is right and it is pointless,

0:38:13 > 0:38:17you leave here with £7,500.

0:38:17 > 0:38:19That's an enormous jackpot.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22What would you do with your split of that, Deborah?

0:38:22 > 0:38:24Well, we have to regravel our drive,

0:38:24 > 0:38:28which makes it sound like something that goes up to a stately home!

0:38:28 > 0:38:30But I've also got some very special birthdays.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32My husband and I have got landmark birthdays coming up,

0:38:32 > 0:38:35so it'll be nice to do something really special.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38- Perfect. And get that drive gravelled.- Yes.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Lucy, how about you?

0:38:40 > 0:38:43I'd put most of it into travel and take some of my friends on holiday

0:38:43 > 0:38:46- as well, cos we're all students. - Very nice.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48Anywhere in particular you'd like to go?

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Anywhere with sun, sea and sand.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53- Blackpool!- Scandinavia!

0:38:53 > 0:38:58- Maybe.- Well, your first answer was Notorious. Let's see if it is right.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00You will the jackpot if it is pointless.

0:39:00 > 0:39:04So for £7,500, let's find out if Notorious is an Ingrid Bergman film.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09Yes, it is.

0:39:09 > 0:39:12If this goes all the way down to zero, then you will leave here

0:39:12 > 0:39:15with £7,500.

0:39:15 > 0:39:16It's going down through the teens,

0:39:16 > 0:39:18it's into single figures. Down it goes.

0:39:18 > 0:39:20Still going down! 1!

0:39:20 > 0:39:22APPLAUSE

0:39:27 > 0:39:29Now, Notorious,

0:39:29 > 0:39:32you knew that was the best-known of your three choices.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34- Yeah.- Only one person remembered Notorious.

0:39:37 > 0:39:40Looking very good for your two subsequent answers, I have to say.

0:39:40 > 0:39:43Your second answer was The Inn Of The Sixth Happiness.

0:39:43 > 0:39:46Again, if this is right, and it is pointless,

0:39:46 > 0:39:49you will win that jackpot. So for £7,500, let's find out if

0:39:49 > 0:39:52The Inn Of The Sixth Happiness is an Ingrid Bergman film.

0:39:55 > 0:39:56It's right.

0:39:56 > 0:40:00Now, Notorious took us all the way down to 1.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02The Inn Of The Sixth Happiness

0:40:02 > 0:40:04is now taking us down into the teens.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06Into single figures. Down it goes.

0:40:06 > 0:40:07Will it go down to pointless?

0:40:07 > 0:40:093 for The Inn Of The Sixth Happiness.

0:40:09 > 0:40:11APPLAUSE

0:40:16 > 0:40:18OK, so not pointless.

0:40:18 > 0:40:22Two amazing answers, though, really good low scores.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25Everything's now riding on your third and final answer,

0:40:25 > 0:40:26The Yellow Rolls-Royce

0:40:26 > 0:40:29Now, this came from a slightly further corner of your mind,

0:40:29 > 0:40:31- didn't it?- Yeah.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34It's a really strange film about...

0:40:34 > 0:40:39Well, it's obvious. I think she fell in love with Omar Sharif.

0:40:39 > 0:40:42And he was some freedom fighter,

0:40:42 > 0:40:45and she used the yellow Rolls-Royce to take him round.

0:40:45 > 0:40:47It sounds incredible.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49LAUGHTER

0:40:49 > 0:40:52OK, well, let's find out. Best of luck.

0:40:52 > 0:40:55This will be so lovely if this is a pointless answer.

0:40:55 > 0:40:58The Yellow Rolls-Royce, if it is pointless, it wins you that jackpot.

0:40:58 > 0:41:01For £7,500, let's find out if it is an Ingrid Bergman film.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06Yes, it is.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08OK, so Notorious, your first answer,

0:41:08 > 0:41:10took us all the way down to 1.

0:41:10 > 0:41:11The Inn Of The Sixth Happiness,

0:41:11 > 0:41:13your second answer, took us down to 3.

0:41:13 > 0:41:14The Yellow Rolls-Royce

0:41:14 > 0:41:17now taking us down, down it goes...

0:41:17 > 0:41:20Yes, you have done it! Very well done indeed!

0:41:20 > 0:41:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:23 > 0:41:26- Thank you!- Brilliant! That is wonderful.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29Fantastic!

0:41:34 > 0:41:37That is brilliant! Congratulations.

0:41:37 > 0:41:39The Yellow Rolls-Royce was a pointless answer,

0:41:39 > 0:41:44which means you leave here with that jackpot of £7,500.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:47 > 0:41:50That is truly excellent.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52- Very, very well-deserved. - That's absolutely amazing.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54I'm sure Lucy won't mind me saying so,

0:41:54 > 0:41:57but I think that's one of the best solo performances

0:41:57 > 0:41:58we've ever had on Pointless.

0:41:58 > 0:42:01Absolutely terrific. You started the show with a pointless answer

0:42:01 > 0:42:04and finished the show with a pointless answer. That's the best

0:42:04 > 0:42:07godmother you could possibly have. You must be enormously proud.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09- I'm very happy.- Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers

0:42:09 > 0:42:11in the other categories.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19She won an Oscar for Murder On The Orient Express,

0:42:19 > 0:42:20alongside Albert Finney.

0:42:20 > 0:42:21Hitchcock's Spellbound

0:42:21 > 0:42:24would have been a pointless answer.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26The Yellow Rolls-Royce not up there, of course.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29And it's probably the easiest of the three categories -

0:42:29 > 0:42:31top 75 singles by A-HA.

0:42:39 > 0:42:40There's only one pointless answer

0:42:40 > 0:42:41for the Scandinavian monarchs.

0:42:43 > 0:42:46What a lovely show! You've been brilliant from the start.

0:42:46 > 0:42:47Brilliant answers as well.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50Lovely big jackpot to take home. Couldn't be happier, could we?

0:42:50 > 0:42:52- That's lovely.- That's just brilliant.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55Well, thanks once again to our winning players, Deb and Lucy,

0:42:55 > 0:42:59who go away with today's jackpot of £7,500.

0:43:00 > 0:43:03Join us next time, when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge

0:43:03 > 0:43:06- to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.