Episode 53

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0:00:21 > 0:00:22Thank you very much.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless -

0:00:25 > 0:00:27the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Couple number one.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37My name's James, this is my uncle Simon. We're from Hertfordshire.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Couple number two.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41I'm Emma, this is my brother Andrew. We're from Doncaster.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Couple number three.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46I'm Rose, this is my friend Victoria. And we're from Durham.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Couple number four.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50I'm Jack, this is my friend Ed.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52I'm from Surrey and he's from Shropshire.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53These are today's contestants.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56APPLAUSE

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Thanks to all of you.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00We'll find out more about you throughout the show.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02That just leaves one person for me to introduce.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Four of his handlers were injured

0:01:04 > 0:01:07whilst waking him from hibernation and unpacking him from his crate.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09This episode is dedicated to them.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- That's a bit much, isn't it? - It is a bit much, sorry.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Don't you think? - Yeah, it's a bit much.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24I do have feelings, you know.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27- How are you? - I'm very well, thank you.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29We've got two returning pairs today -

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Rose and Victoria, who did slightly better than

0:01:31 > 0:01:33our other returning pair, James and Simon.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35We need to see a bit more from you today.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Round One today some people are going to be furious about.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Some people are not going to like it one bit.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Some people will love it.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Who do you think is going to love it?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Me.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Who's not going to like it?

0:01:49 > 0:01:53You can never tell, but I will bet that when

0:01:53 > 0:01:59the question comes up, at least four people will go, "Oh, God."

0:01:59 > 0:02:02And at home, at least 2.2 million people will go,

0:02:02 > 0:02:06"You know what? I might just make a cup of tea while this round's on."

0:02:06 > 0:02:09But the other 800,000 are going to go, "Yay."

0:02:09 > 0:02:11That's good. Thank you, Richard.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13All our questions on Pointless

0:02:13 > 0:02:15have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Our contestants need to find the obscure answers

0:02:17 > 0:02:19those 100 people didn't get.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer,

0:02:21 > 0:02:23that being an answer that none of our 100 people gave,

0:02:23 > 0:02:26and each time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Jake and Rob didn't win our jackpot last time,

0:02:29 > 0:02:30so we add another £1,000 to that.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Today's jackpot starts off at £2,000.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45In this first round I'll take an answer from each of you,

0:02:45 > 0:02:47but there is to be no conferring.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Whichever pair has the highest score at the end of the round

0:02:49 > 0:02:52will be eliminated, so do what you can to make sure that's not you.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Our first category today is...

0:02:57 > 0:02:59LAUGHTER

0:02:59 > 0:03:01You see. Formula 1.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:03:03 > 0:03:05who's going to go second?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15We gave 100 people, 100 seconds to name as many...

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Ten Grand Prix wins or more to their name.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Richard.- Not much to add there.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27We're looking for anyone since the beginning of Formula 1 history

0:03:27 > 0:03:30who's won ten Grand Prix or more. There's 30-odd names on this list.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Very best of luck, and good luck at home as well.- Thanks.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36James and Simon, you all drew lots before the show

0:03:36 > 0:03:38and today you're going to go first.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41James, welcome back. What happened last time?

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Didn't go well, pop music, I'm not a big music listener.

0:03:47 > 0:03:52I had a punt, got lucky, but... it wasn't enough.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- It was a great round, BBC Radio 2's number twos.- Indeed.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56The best number twos.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Records never to have made it to the top slot.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Oh, they were good. - It was a good round.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Also, no-one did any jokes about number twos at any point, did they?

0:04:04 > 0:04:05LAUGHTER

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Remind us what you do, James. - I'm a medical researcher.

0:04:08 > 0:04:13- What are your hobbies? - Lots of sports.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17Any games, cards, anything where there is a winner and a loser.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Formula 1?- Bits and pieces.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22It's a bit of a procession at times,

0:04:22 > 0:04:25but the start and the end are usually good.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28It's only the endings we're interested here.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- What are you going to go for? - I will go for...

0:04:34 > 0:04:35..Mika Hakkinen.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Let's see if that's right.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Let's see how many of our 100 people said Mika Hakkinen.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50It's a good answer, look at that. Very well done.

0:04:56 > 0:04:5920 wins for Mika Hakkinen. It's a great start to the show, well played.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Two world championships as well.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Emma, welcome to Pointless.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07- What do you do?- I'm currently a student at the University of Hull.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- What are you studying?- Drama.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14- How far are you through your course? - Just about to finish.

0:05:14 > 0:05:19- Got about two weeks left.- Best of luck. You've done your exams?

0:05:19 > 0:05:20You won't believe this,

0:05:20 > 0:05:24but as a third year student, we don't actually have exams.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- We have a big performance, though. - Oh, yeah, I bet you do.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29- It's a real degree.- I bet.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33- The whole of your last year is one free swim, is that it?- Well, no.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36We have a big performance that takes a hell of a lot of time

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- getting together and stuff. - I bet it does.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41- You've had your big performance? - Yes.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Phew. How's your Formula 1 knowledge?

0:05:47 > 0:05:51It's not great, but being from a family that constantly has sport on

0:05:51 > 0:05:57the television, I think I can come up with an answer. This again is

0:05:57 > 0:06:01damage limitation. I'm going to go for Michael Schumacher.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Let's see if that's right.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Let's see how many of your 100 people said Michael Schumacher.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Well, it's a lot better than 100.

0:06:18 > 0:06:2291 wins for Michael Schumacher, seven world titles.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Did the right thing there, so much better than 100.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Puts pressure on everyone else for the rest of the round as well.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Victoria, welcome back. - Hello.- How did you do last time?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33We got through to the head to head,

0:06:33 > 0:06:37unfortunately we got football, specifically southern football.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- We had the Cherries.- Yeah. And the Spice Boys.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- But that wasn't Liverpool. - Tactically, you did the right thing,

0:06:44 > 0:06:47you've come back, two shows, bigger jackpot.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48But Formula 1.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Yeah.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55- Yeah, not really. - Do you follow it at all?

0:06:55 > 0:07:00I've got an answer. I don't know if that is an actual Formula 1 driver.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02But...

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Eddie Irvine.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Let's see if that's right

0:07:06 > 0:07:09and, if it is, how many of our 100 people said it.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Bad luck, Victoria.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21It's a good wrong answer.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23He was a Formula 1 driver, he had four wins all in the same season

0:07:23 > 0:07:26in 1999, where he came second in the championship.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Not ten, I'm afraid.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Ed, welcome to the show. What do you do, Ed?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35I'm a trainee sports journalist.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36- Are you?- Yeah.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38LAUGHTER

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Why is that funny?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Cos we're doing a sports round.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Oh, I get it.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48I thought there was something inherently funny about being

0:07:48 > 0:07:51a trainee sports journalist. I forgot we're doing sport.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55I could see that. How many of these shows have you done?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- 600 or so. - You will pick it up, I promise you.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03I'm guessing sport must be a big hobby of yours?

0:08:03 > 0:08:09Yeah, not the playing of it, mainly the watching of it.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Our lowest score so far is four.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Can you better that?

0:08:13 > 0:08:17I don't know, but I'll give it a try with Niki Lauda.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Let's see if that's right

0:08:19 > 0:08:22and, if it is, let's see how many people said Niki Lauda.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36That will do the job, Ed, very well done.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Well played, Ed. That's a relief, isn't it?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Yeah.- 25 wins for Niki Lauda, three-time world champion.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Thanks very much.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Best score, yours, James, lovely low score of 4, putting

0:08:48 > 0:08:50you and Simon in POLE position.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52You see, it just comes naturally.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Then 9 is where Jack and Ed are.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Then up to 55, where we find Emma and Andrew.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Then up to 100, Victoria and Rose.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Rose, do you follow Formula 1?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- No.- This is going to be fun. Best of luck.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05We're going to come back down the line now.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13We are looking for Formula 1 drivers with ten or more Grand Prix wins

0:09:13 > 0:09:15to their name.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Jack, welcome to Pointless. What do you do?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21I'm a marketing manager at a bank.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23How do you and Ed know each other?

0:09:23 > 0:09:26We both went to Durham University together.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29What did you study when you were there?

0:09:29 > 0:09:33I did economics and Ed did... What did you do?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Education and theology.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Perfect training, then, for sports journalism.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42What are your hobbies, Jack?

0:09:42 > 0:09:43Like a bit of sport.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Though I may be setting myself up for something here

0:09:46 > 0:09:47with this question.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50But mainly doing a bit of rowing, a bit of running, that kind of thing.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Did you start rowing at university? On the weir?

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Yes. We've got a beautiful bit of river up in Durham,

0:09:57 > 0:10:01but I started before, and I do a bit of coaching now as well.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Good stuff. There you are on 9. Our high scorers are Rose

0:10:04 > 0:10:06and Victoria on 100.

0:10:06 > 0:10:0890 or less keeps you in the game.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12OK. He set me up quite well here, hopefully.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15So I'm going to go with Fernando Alonso.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23There is your red line. Get below that, you're in Round Two.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26It's right and you're through. Very well done.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32That's a good answer. Look at that, 9.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34You match Ed point for point.

0:10:34 > 0:10:3818 your total, Jack, very well done.

0:10:38 > 0:10:4030 wins for Fernando Alonso up to the end of the 2012 season.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43A surprisingly low score for Fernando Alonso.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Fernando Alonso and Lauda scoring the same.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Thanks, Richard. Now, Rose... - Yes.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51You've got a bit of a mountain to climb.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53You were head-to-headers last time.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55You can't be leaving us at the end of the first round, surely?

0:10:55 > 0:10:59- Oh, I think we might be. - Rose, remind us what you do.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01I'm training to be a social worker at the moment.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04What do you like to get up to in your spare time?

0:11:04 > 0:11:09I like baking, reading... Just a bit of everything, really.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13- No Formula 1 in there at all.- No.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- Are you aware of Formula 1?- Yeah.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19But all the ones I know are too obvious,

0:11:19 > 0:11:22and we're not going to get through, so I'm going to take a punt as well

0:11:22 > 0:11:25and hope we can join the 200 Club at least.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28I'm going to say Pablo Montoya.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31No red line for you as you are highest scorers.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Let's see if Pablo Montoya is right.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36And if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:11:39 > 0:11:40Bad luck, Rose, I'm sorry.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Another incorrect answer scoring you the maximum of 100 points.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Takes your total up to 200. Sorry.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Sorry, Rose. He had seven wins.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Between the two of you, you had two quite obscure answers

0:11:53 > 0:11:57and between the two of them, they won 11 Grand Prix.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00I don't know if there's a way we can make the maths work out.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03- It's not how the show works, is it? - Sadly not.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Andrew, welcome to the show. Good to have you here.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- What do you do? - I'm a probation officer.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11How long have you done that for?

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Since I graduated. About eight years now.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Is that quite a rewarding job? - Yeah.- In some instances I'd imagine?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Yeah, it's challenging. It can be challenging.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22But when you have success stories, it's very rewarding

0:12:22 > 0:12:24and makes your job worthwhile.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26I bet. What do you do in your spare time?

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Like the other contestants, I do play a lot of sport.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32I play a lot of cricket,

0:12:32 > 0:12:36but I also play football, golf, I ski, try to stay active.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Listen, you are through to the next round whatever happens

0:12:38 > 0:12:42cos Rose and Victoria are high scorers on 200.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44You're never going to catch up with that,

0:12:44 > 0:12:47so let's maybe see if you can find a really obscure answer.

0:12:47 > 0:12:52I'm going to try a bit of a risk rather than one of the safer options

0:12:52 > 0:12:56because of being safe. I'm going to say Alain Prost.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59No red line for you as you're already through.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Absolutely right.

0:13:09 > 0:13:1023.

0:13:12 > 0:13:1478 your total.

0:13:15 > 0:13:1951 Grand Prix wins for Alain Prost. They used to call him The Professor.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21That's cos he used to drive in a tweed jacket

0:13:21 > 0:13:25with leather patches at the elbows. Smoking a pipe. He was the only one.

0:13:25 > 0:13:31Thanks, Richard. Simon, you are also through to the next round.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Remind us what you do? - I'm a telecommunications engineer.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37What do you get up to in your spare time?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39A bit of swimming, theatre,

0:13:39 > 0:13:42taekwondo, skiing.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Sometimes all at once.- No.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47So there you are, on 4,

0:13:47 > 0:13:50even if you score 100 points, you're still through.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- Do you follow Formula 1 at all? - I do.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54So this is a brilliant question for you.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57I'm going to go back in time a little bit.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58I had a few answers in my head

0:13:58 > 0:14:01but I'm going to stick with Gilles Villeneuve.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05No red line for you as you're already through.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08But let's see how far down the column Gilles Villeneuve takes you.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12Oh, bad luck, Simon.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17We'll discover in a second why that's wrong, but I'm afraid

0:14:17 > 0:14:20that is wrong, which means you score the maximum of 100 points.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Takes your total up to 104.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23You are through anyway, so it doesn't matter.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27- Richard.- Worth taking a punt, though. Only had six Grand Prix wins.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29I would have thought he had ten or more, but just the six.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32His son Jacques Villeneuve, who you'd think would have less,

0:14:32 > 0:14:36had 11 wins and he was a pointless answer.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38If you had said Jacques Villeneuve, very well played indeed.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Lots of F1 fans do incredibly well on these questions,

0:14:41 > 0:14:43so let's take a look at the pointless answers.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46They are people who only just got over that threshold of ten.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Alan Jones, the Australian, he won 12 Grand Prix.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Carlos Reutemann, the Argentine, he won 12.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53There's Jacques Villeneuve.

0:14:53 > 0:14:5812 wins for Mario Andretti. Ronnie Peterson, the Swede, he got ten wins.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Very well done if you said Ronnie Peterson,

0:15:00 > 0:15:01probably the best answer there.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Other low scorers, you'd have got one point for Jody Scheckter,

0:15:04 > 0:15:07for Gerhard Berger and for Rubens Barrichello.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10You would have got three points for Nelson Piquet, Felipe Massa,

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Alberto Ascari, David Coulthard and Emerson Fittipaldi.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13There's lots of big names,

0:15:13 > 0:15:16I don't know why Gilles Villeneuve isn't on the list.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Seems harsh to me. Let's take a look at the top answers,

0:15:19 > 0:15:21ones that most of our 100 people said.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Stirling Moss would have scored you 32.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29Ayrton Senna 36 and Schumacher with 55.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Other answers,

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Fangio, James Hunt, Graham Hill, Damon Hill, Jackie Stewart,

0:15:34 > 0:15:38Jenson Button, Hamilton, Mansell, all of those won ten Grand Prix or more.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40All scored somewhere in between there.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41Thanks very much indeed.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44At the end of our first round, the pair heading home,

0:15:44 > 0:15:47I'm sorry to say, with the highest score of 200,

0:15:47 > 0:15:51our newest members of the 200 Club are Rose and Victoria.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Oh, dear.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56I'm sorry. Might you have said any of those names?

0:15:56 > 0:15:57David Coulthard.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00I was actually going to say Jacques Villeneuve but I thought,

0:16:00 > 0:16:02"No, he didn't do Formula 1."

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Bad luck. I'm so sorry, Rose and Victoria.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07It's been lovely having you on both shows.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Thanks very much for playing. Rose and Victoria.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13APPLAUSE

0:16:13 > 0:16:16For the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Only three pairs remain.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26At the end of this round, we have to say goodbye to another pair.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Ed and Jack, very good, our lowest-scoring pair there

0:16:29 > 0:16:31and also absolutely equal,

0:16:31 > 0:16:34point for point, 9 each, so that was fantastic.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36James and Simon, a little bit unlucky there.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37Lovely low score from you, James,

0:16:37 > 0:16:39you were our lowest individual scorer.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Simon, you might have had a pointless answer

0:16:41 > 0:16:44if you've gone Jacques Villeneuve, but you didn't.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48And Emma and Andrew, keep it up, solid performance.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is...

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Can you all decide, in your pairs, who's going first?

0:16:56 > 0:16:59And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:17:02 > 0:17:03And the question concerns...

0:17:09 > 0:17:12On each pass, we're going to show you the names of six film characters

0:17:12 > 0:17:14all played by an actor whose surname beings with F.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16You just need to tell us who the actor is, please.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19There's going to be 12 in all. Very best of luck.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22We are looking for actors whose surnames begin with F

0:17:22 > 0:17:24who are in these films.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Here's our first board of six.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40I'll read those one last time.

0:17:51 > 0:17:56There we are. Six films starring people whose surnames begin with F.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Simon.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05I can't even think of a name.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10I genuinely can't think of an answer.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Let's have a noise that begins with F.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Fortune.- With a first name.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25- Robert.- Robert Fortune. That's a cracking name.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29That's a brilliant name, Simon.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32For which one?

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Any one you want, Xander.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37No, but what if it's right? I can't...

0:18:37 > 0:18:39I know it's not the middle four cos they're the ones

0:18:39 > 0:18:42I can't bring to mind, so I'll go for Ed, Shaun Of The Dead,

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Robert Fortune.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46The excellent Bob Fortune. Was he in Shaun Of The Dead?

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Let's find out. If he was, let's see how many people said it.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57An incorrect answer scores you 100 points. I'm really sorry.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00I hate it when that happens, that brain-freeze thing.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02I've had it many times.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Sorry, Simon. I'm going to go through the list later

0:19:04 > 0:19:06and you know you know some of them.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Robert Fortune, he's in the follow up to Shaun Of The Dead.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10He's not in Shaun Of The Dead, I'm afraid.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Actually, that is a terrific name for an actor.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15I might start calling myself Robert Fortune.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20It's brilliant. I'd buy every book you wrote.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Would you?- Yeah.- OK.- Robert Fortune.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28Call me Bob. This is ridiculous, I've known you for years.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29Emma.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33How is this?

0:19:34 > 0:19:37There's two on there that I definitely should know

0:19:37 > 0:19:41because I love the films and somewhere in the back of my mind

0:19:41 > 0:19:45I know them, but stood here right now, I cannot think of them.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49I'm going to go for the one I definitely do know, which is

0:19:49 > 0:19:52God in Bruce Almighty, and Morgan Freeman.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Morgan Freeman.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56- Was that one of yours, Simon? - It certainly was.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59There you go. Let's find out if that's right.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Let's see how many people said Morgan Freeman.

0:20:13 > 0:20:1425 for Morgan Freeman.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17He played God again in Evan Almighty as well.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19He's only won one Oscar in his career, Morgan Freeman.

0:20:19 > 0:20:20For Driving Miss Daisy.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22No, for Million Dollar Baby.

0:20:22 > 0:20:27- Really?- Yeah. Jessica Tandy won for Driving Miss Daisy, but not him.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29There we go. Thanks very much indeed. Ed.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31You're the last person to have this board.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Do you fancy talking us through

0:20:33 > 0:20:35all these actors whose surnames begin with F?

0:20:35 > 0:20:37I think I definitely know four of them.

0:20:37 > 0:20:41If there's one thing I like more than sport it's film.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45And I was the TV and film editor for my student paper,

0:20:45 > 0:20:47so it's really good for me.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Marty McFly is Michael J Fox.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Draco Malfoy is Tom Felton.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Ed from Shaun Of The Dead is Nick Frost.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Nick Frost, says Ed. Let's see if that's right.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02And if it is, let's see how many people said Nick Frost.

0:21:08 > 0:21:1225 is our lowest score. You whizzed past that. Down you go to five.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Very well done indeed, Ed.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Great answer.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Great answer, very well done.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25He's appeared in lots of Simon Pegg films, and his TV work as well.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28You were right about Michael J Fox.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31He would have scored you 45 points. Another one you knew there, Simon.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Yes, Tom Felton as well.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Tom Felton was Draco Malfoy.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Would have scored you 8 points, not as good as Nick Frost.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Robin Hood, do you know who that was, Xander?- No.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Errol Flynn.- Right.- That would have scored you 12.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48And the best answer on the board, Baby Face in Bugsy Malone...

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Dexter Fletcher.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Yeah, would have scored you 1 point.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53- Very well done if you said that. - Let's take a look at the scores.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55We're halfway through the round.

0:21:55 > 0:21:585 the best score of that pass, very well done there.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Then up to 25, where we find Emma and Andrew.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Then up to 100, where we find Simon and James.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06James, it's not out of the question that you could claw this back.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09It depends on somebody else making a massive mistake

0:22:09 > 0:22:11and you finding a really good low score.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13You will be the last person to have this board.

0:22:13 > 0:22:14We're going to come back down the line now.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:22:19 > 0:22:24Let's put six more film roles on the board...and here they are.

0:22:35 > 0:22:36I'll read those all one last time.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52We are looking for the actors who played these characters,

0:22:52 > 0:22:55and their surnames all begin with F.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Jack, you need to find the one you think

0:22:57 > 0:22:59the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01I think this might be the most popular one,

0:23:01 > 0:23:03but it's the only one on the board I know.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06I'm going to go for Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10The high scorers on 100 are James and Simon.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14If you can score 94 or less, you are in our head-to-head round.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Let's find out. Harrison Ford, is it right? How many people said it?

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Very well done, you are through.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Wow, still going down. 52.

0:23:26 > 0:23:27Takes your total up to 57.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31How was that, only scoring 52? That's amazing, isn't it?

0:23:31 > 0:23:36- Yeah.- Voted the seventh most sexy character in movie history

0:23:36 > 0:23:38and eighth was Han Solo.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41- He's got to be pleased with that. - Yeah.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Thanks very much indeed. Andrew.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46I think I know a couple.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48I think I'm going to go with Ray Charles and Jamie Foxx.

0:23:48 > 0:23:5174 is what you need to score.

0:23:51 > 0:23:5374 or less to avoid becoming our new high scorers.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Let's see if that's right.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57And let's see how many of our 100 said Jamie Foxx.

0:23:57 > 0:23:58There is your red line.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03And you're in the head-to-head.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Takes your total up to 47.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14He won the Best Actor Oscar for that portrayal.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Had to wear prosthetic eyelids at all points over his eyes,

0:24:16 > 0:24:18so he was blind while filming.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Kept them on over lunch cos they were too difficult to take off.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25- Wow, that's commitment, isn't it? - His real name is Eric Bishop.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28- Why didn't he go with Robert Fortune?- I know.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30That would have been much better, wouldn't it?

0:24:32 > 0:24:36Oh, well. James, bad news.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38- The worst.- So I hear.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40The worst news. I'm afraid you're on 100.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42You haven't even given your answer yet.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44You are the high scorers.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47However, what about taking us through that board?

0:24:47 > 0:24:49I wouldn't be at all surprised

0:24:49 > 0:24:52if there were a pointless answer somewhere on that board.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54See if you can find it.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Fortunately, I've seen all of the films

0:24:57 > 0:24:59and I saw the board and knew four.

0:24:59 > 0:25:00Two have gone.

0:25:00 > 0:25:04Morpheus in The Matrix was Laurence Fishburne.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Ron Burgundy was Will Ferrell.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10I will go with the former and say Laurence Fishburne.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15No red line for you.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Let's see if that's right.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Let's see how many people said Laurence Fishburne.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28It's a good answer. Down it goes.

0:25:30 > 0:25:3214's an excellent answer.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35In fact, out second-lowest score of the whole round.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Add it to your uncle's score, I'm afraid that takes it to 114.

0:25:38 > 0:25:39I'm sorry, James.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41You would have even got a lower score for Will Ferrell,

0:25:41 > 0:25:43he would have scored you 10 points.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45People are very bad on actors and who they play.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48People love films but tend not to take any notice of

0:25:48 > 0:25:51characters' names and what have you. 10 points for him.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Mouth in The Goonies was played by Corey Feldman.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Would have scored you 2 points.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59This last answer is a pointless answer.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03Harry Osborn was played by another Oscar nominee, not for this,

0:26:03 > 0:26:06James Franco.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Thank you very much indeed.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11At the end of our second round, I'm afraid it's James and Simon,

0:26:11 > 0:26:14the remaining of our two returning pairs,

0:26:14 > 0:26:16we have to send home with a high score of 114.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18I'm really sorry, guys.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20It's been great having you on both shows.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22But this is where we have to say goodbye.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Thanks for playing. James and Simon.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27APPLAUSE

0:26:27 > 0:26:31For the remaining two pairs, it's now time for the head-to-head.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Congratulations, Jack and Ed, Emma and Andrew,

0:26:37 > 0:26:39you are now one step closer to the final

0:26:39 > 0:26:42and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:26:42 > 0:26:44which currently stands at £2,000.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49We have to decide which pair's going to play for that money

0:26:49 > 0:26:51and to do that, you are now going to go head to head.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53The big difference is that you are now allowed to chat

0:26:53 > 0:26:55before you give your answer.

0:26:55 > 0:26:56And the first pair to win two questions

0:26:56 > 0:26:59will be playing for that jackpot. Emma and Andrew, very well done.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01You've seen off our two returning pairs.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Here you are. No-one's been in the head-to-head round before.

0:27:04 > 0:27:05How are you feeling?

0:27:05 > 0:27:08I think the problem was getting through the first round,

0:27:08 > 0:27:12which we did, so anything now is a bonus, really.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14It just makes a massive difference being able to talk.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17He's just being modest, we're absolutely shocked to be here.

0:27:17 > 0:27:18OK.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21Jack and Ed, every new round we pull up,

0:27:21 > 0:27:24turns out you've written about them.

0:27:24 > 0:27:28Yeah, I'm dreading that, now that I've said that.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31If it's historic landmarks in this first question, you're just

0:27:31 > 0:27:36going to say, "Well, I was actually historic landmark correspondent."

0:27:36 > 0:27:37Only on weekends.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Very best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44APPLAUSE

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Here comes your first question.

0:27:48 > 0:27:49And it concerns...

0:27:53 > 0:27:54Ed, anything you'd like to say?

0:27:54 > 0:27:57I'm not a female pop star reporter at the weekend.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00We're going to show you five pictures now of pop singers.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03Can you give us the most obscure name, please? Good luck.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06Let's reveal our five female pop stars...and here they come.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09We have got...

0:28:26 > 0:28:28There we are, five female pop stars.

0:28:28 > 0:28:31Jack and Ed, you've played best throughout the show so far,

0:28:31 > 0:28:32you will go first.

0:28:44 > 0:28:47We've been debating a bit between D and E.

0:28:47 > 0:28:51But we're going to risk it a little and go for D - Taylor Swift.

0:28:51 > 0:28:53D - Taylor Swift.

0:28:55 > 0:28:59Emma and Andrew, the board is all yours. Can you talk us through it?

0:28:59 > 0:29:01We know E's Britney Spears.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06I don't know A, C or D.

0:29:06 > 0:29:10I think B is Suzi Quatro.

0:29:10 > 0:29:13I think go for it.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15We'll go with B - Suzi Quatro.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17So we have Taylor Swift and Suzi Quatro.

0:29:17 > 0:29:20Jack and Ed said Taylor Swift. Let's see if that's right for D.

0:29:20 > 0:29:24And if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Taylor Swift.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31Bad luck, Jack and Ed.

0:29:31 > 0:29:33A mistake, not Taylor Swift.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36Which means, Emma and Andrew, all you have to be is correct

0:29:36 > 0:29:39when you say B is Suzi Quatro, and you will win that point.

0:29:39 > 0:29:41Let's find out. Is that right, how many people said it?

0:29:43 > 0:29:46It's right. Very well done.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55You've broken their serve, Emma and Andrew, after one question.

0:29:55 > 0:29:56You're up 1-0.

0:29:56 > 0:29:59- Well done.- That is a strong look for Suzi Quatro.

0:29:59 > 0:30:02- Don't you think?- Yeah.

0:30:02 > 0:30:05Let's fill in the rest of these. D is not Taylor Swift.

0:30:05 > 0:30:10It's the singer of Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12Would have scored you 6 points.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14Very well done if you said that at home.

0:30:14 > 0:30:18A is the Carly Rae Jepsen of her time, it's Tiffany.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20Sang I Think We're Alone Now.

0:30:20 > 0:30:2228 points for her.

0:30:22 > 0:30:25C, also the Carly Rae Jepsen of her time,

0:30:25 > 0:30:28in fact a similar time to Tiffany.

0:30:28 > 0:30:30She was the Taylor Swift of her time.

0:30:30 > 0:30:32And it's Debbie Gibson.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34Would have scored you 3 points.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36E is Britney Spears.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38A very big score that, would have scored you 88 points.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42Thanks very much indeed. Here comes your second question.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Jack and Ed, you have to win this one to stay in the game.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47Best of luck. It concerns...

0:30:49 > 0:30:51John Major, Richard...

0:30:51 > 0:30:53Very much the Carly Rae Jepsen of his time.

0:30:53 > 0:30:54LAUGHTER

0:30:54 > 0:30:57We're going to show you five clues about John Major.

0:30:57 > 0:30:59Can you give us the most obscure answer?

0:30:59 > 0:31:01Thanks. Let's reveal our five clues, and here they come.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03We have got...

0:31:14 > 0:31:15I'll read those one last time.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27Emma and Andrew, you will go first this time.

0:31:42 > 0:31:45We're going to play safe and go with the one we're pretty certain of

0:31:45 > 0:31:48and it's the TV show that portrayed him as a grey puppet

0:31:48 > 0:31:53- and that's Spitting Image. - Jack and Ed, the board is yours.

0:31:56 > 0:32:00We also knew Spitting Image.

0:32:00 > 0:32:04We had a rough idea on a Cabinet post...

0:32:04 > 0:32:06You can say all your ideas out loud.

0:32:08 > 0:32:13I reckon go for the year, cos I was born in that year.

0:32:13 > 0:32:141991, I think.

0:32:14 > 0:32:18- You were born in 1991?- Yeah. Sickening, isn't it?

0:32:19 > 0:32:21LAUGHTER

0:32:22 > 0:32:24It's not great, is it?

0:32:24 > 0:32:27What were you doing? Just leaving university round about then?

0:32:27 > 0:32:29- Second year.- Is that right?- Yeah.

0:32:34 > 0:32:38But you missed out on Tiffany and Debbie Gibson!

0:32:38 > 0:32:40Yeah, there you go.

0:32:40 > 0:32:42Thank you very much indeed.

0:32:42 > 0:32:46So we have Spitting Image versus 1991.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48Emma and Andrew have said Spitting Image, let's see if that's right.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51And if it is, let's see how many people have said that.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Jack and Ed have said 1991.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said that.

0:33:10 > 0:33:11Bad luck.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13You won that, Emma and Andrew,

0:33:13 > 0:33:15and it means that after only two questions,

0:33:15 > 0:33:17you are through to the final, 2-0. Very well done indeed.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20The year that he became Prime Minister, it was actually on

0:33:20 > 0:33:24my 20th birthday, it was the 28th November 1990.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27Would have scored you 12 points.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29His wife's first name is Norma.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32That would have scored you 48.

0:33:32 > 0:33:35The Cabinet post he left to become Prime Minister was

0:33:35 > 0:33:37Chancellor of the Exchequer. Would have scored you 23.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40He also had been Foreign Secretary briefly before that.

0:33:40 > 0:33:43And the London borough, it's the best answer on the board, was Lambeth.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45Would have scored you 2 points.

0:33:45 > 0:33:49Do you know the two people who did John Major's voice on Spitting Image?

0:33:49 > 0:33:52Jon Culshaw and Steve Coogan.

0:33:52 > 0:33:55There you go. Thanks very much indeed.

0:33:55 > 0:33:59The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round, Jack and Ed.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02You've done so well. Well, you've done so much, Ed.

0:34:02 > 0:34:06You've covered nearly everything we've covered today.

0:34:06 > 0:34:08This is all boding very well for your next appearance on

0:34:08 > 0:34:11Pointless, and we look forward to that very much indeed.

0:34:11 > 0:34:13Thanks for playing. Jack and Ed.

0:34:13 > 0:34:15APPLAUSE

0:34:16 > 0:34:18For Emma and Andrew, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:34:22 > 0:34:26Congratulations, Emma and Andrew, you've seen off all the competition

0:34:26 > 0:34:28and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy, so very well done.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:34:37 > 0:34:40and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,000.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46You've done incredibly well, what a performance.

0:34:46 > 0:34:49Your first and only appearance on Pointless

0:34:49 > 0:34:51and you've made it right through to the final.

0:34:51 > 0:34:54That was exciting, that head-to-head. 2-0.

0:34:54 > 0:34:58To be honest, we thought the year was 1991 too.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01That was our second answer, so if we had said that...

0:35:01 > 0:35:02Playing safe worked.

0:35:02 > 0:35:04But you didn't play it safe with Suzi Quatro,

0:35:04 > 0:35:06that was a great answer.

0:35:06 > 0:35:07I think I would have gone for Britney Spears.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09I knew it wasn't Taylor Swift

0:35:09 > 0:35:12- so I didn't know why I said Suzi Quatro...- It was good.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15That's what earned you the second question, I think.

0:35:15 > 0:35:17Best of luck with this round.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19As always, you kick it off by choosing a category

0:35:19 > 0:35:21and you have four options to choose from. And they are...

0:35:30 > 0:35:32- Any of those?- Russian Culture you can rule out.- Yeah.

0:35:32 > 0:35:34Films By Kens...

0:35:34 > 0:35:39I can't think of any Ken film directors, really.

0:35:39 > 0:35:42South America - I suppose you don't know what the questions will be.

0:35:42 > 0:35:46It could be geography. Don't know if we'd have a chance with that or not.

0:35:46 > 0:35:47What do you reckon?

0:35:49 > 0:35:51We were hoping for Sport so bad.

0:35:52 > 0:35:56- South America.- Yeah, let's try it. - OK.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58South America it is. Best of luck.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01Well, there might be a little bit of sport in here, you never know.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03Let's take a look at your three subcategories.

0:36:03 > 0:36:08We are looking for any president of South America at the start of 2013.

0:36:08 > 0:36:10We are looking for any country in South America

0:36:10 > 0:36:13that has red in its flag. As always, by country, we mean a sovereign state

0:36:13 > 0:36:15that's a member of the UN in its own right.

0:36:15 > 0:36:18Or we are looking for anyone who was born in South America

0:36:18 > 0:36:21who's ever scored in a World Cup final.

0:36:21 > 0:36:23It's not including penalties, it's not penalty shoot-outs, anyway.

0:36:23 > 0:36:27So, any president of South America at the start of 2013.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29Any South American country with red in its flag.

0:36:29 > 0:36:33Or any South American player who scored in a World Cup final,

0:36:33 > 0:36:36not including penalty shoot-outs. Very best of luck, guys.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39You have one minute to come up with three answers

0:36:39 > 0:36:41and all you need to win that jackpot

0:36:41 > 0:36:43is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46The answers you give can come from any of these categories.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49You can spread them across those categories as you choose.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52So they can all come from one category, have one from each,

0:36:52 > 0:36:55- completely up to you. Are you ready?- Yes.

0:36:55 > 0:36:57Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:36:57 > 0:37:00There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03We're going to go with the World Cup final.

0:37:03 > 0:37:06Flags, I know a couple, Chile.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09I think Paraguay might be a bit of a rare answer.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11I think that's got red in the flag.

0:37:11 > 0:37:15But again it might not be pointless.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18Venezuela, I don't know if it's got red in the flag.

0:37:18 > 0:37:21But it's probably a bit more of a rarer answer.

0:37:21 > 0:37:24I'm pretty sure Ronaldo scored in the World Cup final,

0:37:24 > 0:37:26but I'm pretty sure it's not pointless.

0:37:26 > 0:37:32- Think of any Brazilians... - Or Argentinians...

0:37:33 > 0:37:36I think Maradona probably scored in the final.

0:37:38 > 0:37:42If we go for... Paraguay's quite a good answer. Venezuela, you said.

0:37:42 > 0:37:43I'm not sure...

0:37:43 > 0:37:47- I think something like that's likely to be pointless.- OK.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49- And then... - Do you want to go for...

0:37:49 > 0:37:51Ten seconds left.

0:37:54 > 0:37:58- Sorry, I'm pretty useless, this one. - Shall we say Ronaldo then?

0:37:58 > 0:38:00- Yeah.- OK.

0:38:00 > 0:38:03That's your time up. I now need your three answers.

0:38:04 > 0:38:08In terms of the South American World Cup final scorers,

0:38:08 > 0:38:09we're going to say Ronaldo.

0:38:11 > 0:38:15In terms of red in the flag, we're going to take a punt at Venezuela.

0:38:15 > 0:38:19I'm not sure it is. And Paraguay.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Of those three,

0:38:21 > 0:38:23which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:23 > 0:38:27- I think Venezuela, if it's correct. - We'll put that last.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30- Your least likely to be pointless? - Ronaldo.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33Let's put those up in that order and here they are.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Best of luck. Your first answer was Ronaldo.

0:38:40 > 0:38:44If this is correct and it's pointless, you'll win that jackpot of £2,000.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46What will you do with that, Emma?

0:38:46 > 0:38:49I'd use my bit to go travelling.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52I really fancy going to Thailand.

0:38:52 > 0:38:55Andrew?

0:38:55 > 0:38:57I'd probably say something boring like put it towards

0:38:57 > 0:39:01a deposit for a house, but I've always wanted to own a boat.

0:39:01 > 0:39:04I might put it towards that. I'm not sure £1,000 is enough.

0:39:04 > 0:39:05A sailing boat.

0:39:05 > 0:39:07A dingy, one of them blow-up ones at the seaside, maybe!

0:39:07 > 0:39:12- A pedalo.- Yeah, that would be OK. - Very best of luck.

0:39:12 > 0:39:13Let's find out.

0:39:13 > 0:39:18Ronaldo, for £2,000, has Ronaldo scored a goal in a World Cup final?

0:39:19 > 0:39:22Yes, he has.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24Down we go through the 70s and the 60s.

0:39:24 > 0:39:29If this goes all the way down to zero, you leave here with £2,000.

0:39:29 > 0:39:31Oh, 20.

0:39:34 > 0:39:37I think we'd all have been surprised if that had been a pointless answer.

0:39:37 > 0:39:40We move on to slightly surer pointless territory

0:39:40 > 0:39:42with your next two answers.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44Your second answer was Paraguay.

0:39:44 > 0:39:48If this is correct and it's pointless, you will win £2,000.

0:39:48 > 0:39:51Does Paraguay have red in its flag?

0:39:53 > 0:39:55Yes, it does.

0:39:55 > 0:39:59Your first answer of Ronaldo took us down to 20.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02Paraguay does indeed have red in its flag

0:40:02 > 0:40:05and it is taking us past 20 down to 10!

0:40:05 > 0:40:09APPLAUSE

0:40:09 > 0:40:13This is all very metric, down from 20 to 10.

0:40:13 > 0:40:15If we follow that same course,

0:40:15 > 0:40:19obviously Venezuela will take us down to 0.

0:40:19 > 0:40:23The only problem is, you have no idea what the flag looks like.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25So we just have to hope it does have red in it.

0:40:25 > 0:40:27Best of luck. Let's find out.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29If it does, you will win that jackpot.

0:40:29 > 0:40:33Does Venezuela, for £2,000, have any red in its flag?

0:40:35 > 0:40:36Oh, it does. Look at that.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40Ronaldo took us down to 20.

0:40:40 > 0:40:43Paraguay then took us down to 10.

0:40:43 > 0:40:47Venezuela, which you put as your third and final answer, takes us to 8.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49APPLAUSE

0:40:53 > 0:40:56Well, three perfectly good answers there,

0:40:56 > 0:40:59but hats off for your ranking. You ranked those exquisitely.

0:40:59 > 0:41:00You got that absolutely right.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03I'm sorry to say you didn't manage to find that

0:41:03 > 0:41:05all-important pointless answer, which means

0:41:05 > 0:41:06you don't win today's jackpot of £2,000.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08That will roll over on to the next show.

0:41:08 > 0:41:10We've really enjoyed having you on the show.

0:41:10 > 0:41:13You do get to take home a Pointless trophy each, so very well done.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15APPLAUSE

0:41:19 > 0:41:23We always secretly admire a team who can rank their answers correctly,

0:41:23 > 0:41:25that's what we like. Let's take a look.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27There's a few pointless answers people might have got

0:41:27 > 0:41:30in all of these categories. The flags is a tough one, though.

0:41:30 > 0:41:31Presidents of South America.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33Dilma Rouseff, who's the President of Brazil,

0:41:33 > 0:41:36she's been an answer a couple of times on the show before.

0:41:36 > 0:41:39Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, who is the Colombian President.

0:41:39 > 0:41:42Federico Franco of Paraguay was a pointless answer.

0:41:42 > 0:41:46And Sebastian Pinera, who is the President of Chile.

0:41:46 > 0:41:49There's only one flag that would have won you the money

0:41:49 > 0:41:50and it is Suriname.

0:41:50 > 0:41:53There's nine in all. Guyana would have scored you 1,

0:41:53 > 0:41:56Ecuador would have scored you 9, Bolivia 11, Colombia 11,

0:41:56 > 0:41:58Chile 25 and Peru 29.

0:41:58 > 0:42:01Those are all the flags we would have accepted.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04South American footballers who scored in a World Cup final -

0:42:04 > 0:42:06Amarildo scored for Brazil.

0:42:06 > 0:42:09Daniel Bertoni scored for Argentina in 1978.

0:42:09 > 0:42:13Jose Brown scored in 1986, all the Argentinian goal scorers in 1986,

0:42:13 > 0:42:16Burruchaga, Valdano were the two, they were all pointless answers.

0:42:16 > 0:42:18I suspect some people might have got those.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21And Vava, another Brazilian, who scored in a World Cup final.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Very well done if you got any of those. Pretty tough.

0:42:24 > 0:42:28I would have said Burruchaga was possible, Suriname was possible,

0:42:28 > 0:42:31Dilma Rouseff some people might have said as well.

0:42:31 > 0:42:34- Any of those...?- No.- No.

0:42:34 > 0:42:37Even the football one, I was kind of thinking one was going to come out,

0:42:37 > 0:42:39I would be like, "I knew that," but no.

0:42:39 > 0:42:41- That's a relief.- Yeah.

0:42:41 > 0:42:43Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you,

0:42:43 > 0:42:47but we loved having you on the show. Great playing. Great contestants.

0:42:47 > 0:42:48APPLAUSE

0:42:49 > 0:42:53Sadly, Emma and Andrew didn't win our jackpot today, which means

0:42:53 > 0:42:56it rolls over to the next show, when we will be playing for £3,000.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01Join us next time to see if someone can win it.

0:43:01 > 0:43:04- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06And it's goodbye from me, goodbye!