0:00:20 > 0:00:22AUDIENCE APPLAUSE
0:00:22 > 0:00:24ALEXANDER ARMSTRONG: Thank you very much.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong. Welcome to Pointless, the quiz show
0:00:27 > 0:00:30where we are always striving to find the most obscure answers.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Let's meet the players.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- Couple number one.- I'm Mags. This is my friend Ann-Marie.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- We're from Nottinghamshire. Yay! - HE LAUGHS
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Couple number two.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Hello. I'm Ed. I'm from Shropshire. This is Jack and he's from Surrey.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Hey! Couple number three.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Hello, I'm Bill. This is Dave.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56We're from Hartley in Kent and we're best friends.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59ONE AUDIENCE MEMBER CLAPPING Three claps.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- And finally, our fourth couple. - Hi, I'm Kevan.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06This is my daughter, Lauren. We're from Chessington in Surrey.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08These are our contestants.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Thanks, all of you. We'll find out more about you in the show.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16That leaves one person for me to introduce.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18He doesn't just look after our Pointless lists, he also keeps
0:01:18 > 0:01:21a list of the people who've wronged him too, and it's very short.
0:01:21 > 0:01:26- His vengeance is swift. It's my Pointless friend, Richard.- Hiya.
0:01:26 > 0:01:32- Hi, everybody. Afternoon. Good afternoon to you.- And to you.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36- I'm worried that Dave and Bill might be a bit shy.- A little bit, yes.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Wonder if we can bring them out of themselves a bit somehow.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Fair play to Mags for trying to get a round of applause there.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Yeah, that was good. - Absolutely gave that her best.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Usually that works, I have to say. - Hartley in Kent got three claps.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51That was good. There we go - and again!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- Yeah, but they come from Hartley in Kent.- Oh, I see.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55It's all about the material, isn't it?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Jack and Ed's come back from the last show. Did very well last time.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- They were very good. - All the way to the head-to-head.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03They'll be tough to beat for our new pairs today
0:02:03 > 0:02:05so keep an eye out for them.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Proper old school round one of Pointless today.- Yeah.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Thanks, Richard. All our questions on Pointless
0:02:10 > 0:02:12have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Our contestants must find the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer,
0:02:18 > 0:02:20an answer that none of our 100 people gave,
0:02:20 > 0:02:23and each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Emma and Andrew didn't win the jackpot last time,
0:02:26 > 0:02:27so we add another £1,000 to that.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Today's jackpot starts off at £3,000.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44OK. In this first round, I want an answer from each of you,
0:02:44 > 0:02:47but there is of course to be no conferring.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50At the end of the round, the pair with the highest score goes home,
0:02:50 > 0:02:52so do what you can to make sure that's not you.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Our first category today.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:03:00 > 0:03:01who's going to go second?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:03:09 > 0:03:16to name as many B-A-D countries as they could.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20We're looking for any country in the world whose usual short form name
0:03:20 > 0:03:22begins with the letters B, A or D, please.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26By country, we mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN in its own right.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Very best of luck.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Thank you very much indeed.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Mags and Ann-Marie, you drew lots before the show
0:03:32 > 0:03:36and today you are going to go first. Welcome to Pointless.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Great to have you here.- Thank you. - What do you do, Ann-Marie?
0:03:38 > 0:03:43- I work at a school as an inclusion support assistant.- What's that?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Bit like a teaching assistant. - Right.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Making sure that everybody's included in education at the school,
0:03:48 > 0:03:50so whatever special needs they might have,
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- making sure they're catered for. - OK. Good.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55What do you do in your spare time, Ann-Marie?
0:03:55 > 0:04:01- Sing and act.- Good. So what sort of singing do you do?- I do a variety.
0:04:01 > 0:04:06I can sing operatically and I also sing musical theatre
0:04:06 > 0:04:07- and folk songs as well.- OK.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Richard may be testing you on your arpeggios later,
0:04:10 > 0:04:13but for now, what about these B-A-D countries?
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- So it's got to start with a B, an A or a D? Not all three?- Yeah.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- How would that work?- I don't know.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- Some countries end in 'bad', don't they?- No.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- No, I'm thinking of a city. - Some cities do, yes.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- We can cut this bit out. - That's what I normally say.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36I'm going to go for...
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Angora.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Let's see if Angora is right,
0:04:43 > 0:04:45and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Oh. Bad luck, Ann-Marie. I'm sorry. That's an incorrect answer.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Scores you the maximum of 100 points.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Sorry, Ann-Marie. A lovely goat and lovely wool but not a country.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Used to be the name of Ankara, the capital of Turkey,
0:05:01 > 0:05:03which is where we get the goat and the wool from.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Now, then. Jack, welcome back to Pointless.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09That was a fantastic performance
0:05:09 > 0:05:11right up to the head-to-head last time.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13We just didn't have the knowledge
0:05:13 > 0:05:15when it came to female pop stars or John Major.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Extraordinary gaps in your knowledge there.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Anyway, on the strength of what you did in the first two rounds,
0:05:22 > 0:05:25we have to expect great things today.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Jack, remind us what you do.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I'm a marketing manager at a bank.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31In your spare time, what do you get up to, Jack?
0:05:31 > 0:05:32I like a bit of sport,
0:05:32 > 0:05:36mainly rowing and sometimes a bit of running as well.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37OK. What about travel?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40I've been to a few places,
0:05:40 > 0:05:43unfortunately nothing beginning with B, A or D.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46You've never been to anywhere that begins...? I see what you mean, OK.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Not that I want to answer. But I'm going to go with B.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- I'm going to go with Burkina Faso. - Let's see if that's right.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Burkina Faso. Is it right? How many people said it.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57It is right.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Ooh, down he goes. Look at that. Fantastic.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Five for Burkina Faso.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Well played, Jack. In West Africa, Burkina Faso.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15It's got one of my favourite capital cities which is Ouagadougou.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18But do you know what Ouagadougou means?
0:06:18 > 0:06:23- I've seen you do it.- It means "you are welcome here at home with us".
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- AUDIENCE:- Aww.- Isn't that nice?- Aww.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- That is nice.- 'Tis, though, isn't it?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Yeah.- Might get that put on a little mat by the door.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- A welcome mat.- Yeah, that is nice. - Anyway, Ouagadougou, everybody.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- Yeah. Ouagadougou.- You are welcome here at home with us.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- You are, actually, yeah. - Actually, at home, less so.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- You're welcome in the studio. Come along.- In the Pointless home.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49At home, make sure you call beforehand. Have a little tidy up.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54- Thanks very much indeed. Now, Bill. Welcome to the show.- Thank you.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58HE SIGHS Shame you're not a bit dressier, that's all I'm thinking.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01That's a great shirt, Bill. What's its story?
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Um, as you're about to find out, one of my passions is travelling the
0:07:05 > 0:07:09world fly-fishing, and everywhere I go I try to buy a local shirt.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13You're not going to catch much wearing that, though, are you?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16You fish for salmon, trout? What do you fish for? Bonefish?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Bonefish and tarpon and permit. Things like that.- Wow.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Very exciting. What's the most exciting fish you've landed?
0:07:23 > 0:07:28The most exciting fish I've landed, I think was a 250-pound lemon shark.
0:07:28 > 0:07:34- Wow. A lemon shark?- Yes.- The most delicious of all the sharks.- Yeah.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38OK. Now, then. Bill. Countries beginning with B, A or D.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43You ought, through your fly-fishing and shirt-purchasing travels,
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- to have a good answer.- Yeah. I think it's stood me in good stead.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I'm going to go with Antigua and Barbuda,
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- which is one of the places... - That does begin with two of them.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Antigua and Barbuda says Bill. Let's see if that's right,
0:07:55 > 0:07:58and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59It's right.
0:08:05 > 0:08:10Four! This is a very good, low-scoring round.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Well played, Bill. It must be a lovely place to go fishing,
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Antigua and Barbuda. - Didn't catch much.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22The highest point on Antigua and Barbuda is called Boggy Peak
0:08:22 > 0:08:24but they just renamed it Mount Obama.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- That's good.- That's proper rebranding.- That is rebranding.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Yeah. Lauren, welcome to Pointless. What do you do?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I'm a student at the University of Essex.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38- What are you studying?- American Studies.- American Studies.- Yeah.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Did you know about Mount Obama? - No, I did not.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46- That was not on the syllabus. - Massive gap in the syllabus there.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49What are you going to go for? Countries beginning with B, A or D.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Geography I'm not great at, apart from America,
0:08:53 > 0:08:59so going to try the Democratic Republic of Congo.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Democratic Republic of Congo. Let's see if that's right.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Democratic Republic of Congo.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09It's right.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Four!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19KEVAN: That was great.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Four points for Democratic Republic of Congo.- Very good answer.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- The capital of the DRC is Kinshasa. - Thanks, Richard.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Let's see what those scores are. We're halfway through the round.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33The lowest score being four,
0:09:33 > 0:09:36shared by Lauren and Kevan and Bill and Dave.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41Up to five where we find Jack and Ed, then Ann-Marie, I'm sorry, up at 100.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44So Mags, we need a very low score from you.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47We hope that that's going to be enough to keep you in the game.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49It may be. There may be another 100 score.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Best of luck. We're going to come back down the line now.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Can the second players step up to the podium?
0:09:57 > 0:10:01We're looking for countries beginning with B, A or D. Kevan, welcome.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- What do you do, Kevan? - I'm a technical analyst.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07I work in an IT department for a whisky company.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09That's a fun IT department to work in, isn't it?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11It's a fun IT department.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- That job got more and more exciting as the title went on.- Yeah.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17What did you used to do, Kevan?
0:10:17 > 0:10:21I used to be a professional footballer for a couple of years.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- Who did you play for?- I played for Queen of the South in Scotland.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- When did you play for them? - That was back in the '70s.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Just before football went stratospheric.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Yeah, you could make a living instead of just beer money.- Yeah.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38You used to go home on the bus.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- If there was a bus there, yeah, absolutely.- All right.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44OK, Kevan. There you are on four.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46The high scorers are Mags and Ann-Marie on 100,
0:10:46 > 0:10:49so 95 or less keeps you in the game.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52We're looking for any country beginning with B, A or D.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54I'm kind of spoiled for choice, I think, slightly,
0:10:54 > 0:10:56but I'm going to go for Djibouti.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Djibouti, says Kevan.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02That's a good answer. Djibouti. There is your red line.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Get below that and you are through to the next round.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Well done, and you're through.
0:11:09 > 0:11:14Our lowest scores so far is Lauren's and Bill's of four. Djibouti.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Six!
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Your total is ten, sees you comfortably into round two.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- Well done, Kevan.- Well played, Kevan. Great answer.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Djibouti has the lowest point in Africa.
0:11:25 > 0:11:30- A crater lake called Lake Assal. It's 150m below sea level.- Wow.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- That is quite a fact, isn't it? - Isn't it?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- It's lovely this time of year. - Oh, I bet it is.- Very low, though.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40- Very low.- You have to climb down a ladder to get to it.- Fair enough.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Now, Dave, welcome to Pointless.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- Did you and Bill discuss your costumes for the day?- No.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- I swear we didn't.- Come on. Really? - No, honestly, we didn't.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52When he opened the magic bag this morning, that was in there.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55When I opened mine, this was in there.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- True.- There you are on four points, Dave.- Yeah.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59A good answer from Bill in round one.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02if you can score 95 or less, you're through to the next round.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04What are you thinking?
0:12:04 > 0:12:09- Belize.- Belize, says Dave. Here's your red line.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Exactly the same as Kevan's.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13If you get below that, you're through to the next round.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Very well done.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21So again, four remains our low score.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Belize stops at ten, takes your total up to 14.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Ed. Welcome back to the show.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35How's your travel? Or your geography, I should say.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38I've been to quite a few places, mainly in Europe.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41I've been outside a couple of times, but I've got
0:12:41 > 0:12:46an interest in international football, so I know obscure places.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50But ironically, Kevan took my answer for the risky ones.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53So I'm just going to have to play it safe with Barbados, I think.
0:12:53 > 0:12:59You're going with Barbados. Mags and Ann-Marie are high-scorers on 100.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02You're on five, so 94 or less keeps you in the game.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Is Barbados right and if it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10It's right! And you're through to the next round.
0:13:14 > 0:13:1511 for Barbados.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Takes your total up to 16.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Yes, a quarter the size of London, Barbados.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26When it was first settled, it was almost entirely forest.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Very large wild pig population.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31And as we've recently discovered means "the bearded ones".
0:13:31 > 0:13:32It means "the bearded ones".
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Why would you call an island "the bearded ones"?
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Cos of the wild pigs. It must have been really wild.- It must have been.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- Yeah.- Wow. Thank you very much indeed.
0:13:43 > 0:13:48- Mags, you are the high-scorers. I'm so sorry.- Yeah. Don't worry.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Oh, I'm sorry. Mags, what do you do? - I'm a retired teacher.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- And what did you teach? - I taught science.- Happily retired?
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- Oh, yes, yes. Too busy to do anything else.- Good.- Teachers always
0:13:59 > 0:14:03say, when they say "happily retired?", "Yeah. Oh, yeah."
0:14:03 > 0:14:07- Oh, boy, yeah.- Oh, boy, yes.- What do you fill your time with, Mags?
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Amateur dramatics, singing, walking,
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- ladies who lunch, shopping. Lots of...- Perfect.
0:14:15 > 0:14:20- The perfect retirement.- Yes.- OK. So we're looking for B-A-D countries.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24I have a feeling you're gonna have a good answer.
0:14:24 > 0:14:29Well, we've nothing to lose, so I'm going to say Bhutan.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34Bhutan, says Mags. Oh, that's perked everyone up. Look at that.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Proper respect from the other six contestants.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- the other seven, including Ann-Marie. - Absolutely.- Bhutan.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Maybe this will be a pointless answer.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44That can be your bequest, your leaving gift.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Is Bhutan right, and if it is, how many people said it?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50No red line for you as you are the high scorers.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Look at that. Correct answer.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57As I say, our lowest score so far has been four. Bhutan passes...
0:14:57 > 0:15:03Oh, no, it doesn't. It lands on that. It equals that. 104, your total.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05That's a great answer, though, Mags.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06Terrific end to the round, Mags.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10It has the highest unclimbed peak in the world. The government won't let
0:15:10 > 0:15:12mountaineers climb anything over 6,000m.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- Health and safety. - Yeah, for health and safety reasons.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Health and sacred.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21For health and sacred reasons, you're not allowed to climb.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24There's no pointless answers at all here.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27There's a couple which would have scored you one point
0:15:27 > 0:15:29and they are Brunei and Burundi.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Four points is the next best score, Mags,
0:15:32 > 0:15:34so that's very well done. Bhutan would have scored you four.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Antigua and Barbuda, obviously, also had four.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Bahrain and the DRC, so a very good play by our teams there,
0:15:41 > 0:15:45getting four pointers. Five points for Burkina Faso.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Benin would have scored five. Dominica would have scored six.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51There's only five countries in the world beginning with D.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Djibouti we've already had, Democratic Republic of Congo,
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- Dominica, Dominican Republic. - And Denmark.- Denmark, yeah.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Let's look at the biggest answers that most of our 100 people said.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03We'll see Denmark there.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Ann-Marie, I think you knew your mistake as soon as you said Angora.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- I think you were thinking of Andorra.- I did.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18It would have scored you 16 points.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21So it still would have seen you knocked out.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24But I think immediately when you said it you knew what you'd done.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- I did.- I'm afraid to say at the end of our first round,
0:16:27 > 0:16:30heading home with the high score of 104 is Mags and Ann-Marie.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33I'm sorry we have to say goodbye, but we will see you again next time.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Looking forward to that very much. - She might not bring me.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40- Oh, she'll have to.- I will.- Thanks for playing, Mags and Ann-Marie. Lovely contestants.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45For the remaining three pairs, it's time for round two.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Three pairs remain.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55At the end of round two, we have to say goodbye to another pair.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59I wouldn't like to guess which pair that's going to be. Very well played.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Great answers from all of you.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04The returning pair, Jack and Ed, still looking strong.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Some cracking answers from Dave and Bill.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Kevan and Lauren, our lowest scorers.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Djibouti, particularly strong answer there.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15I think this is going to be very close indeed. Best of luck.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Our round two category is:
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Can you decide in your pairs who will go first, who will go second.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30And the question concerns:
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Richard.- On each pass, we'll show you the name of six strikers.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Tell us the team they were playing for
0:17:40 > 0:17:43at the beginning of the 2012/13 season, please.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Very best of luck. There will be 12 in all to have a go at home.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50We're looking for the football clubs these strikers were playing for
0:17:50 > 0:17:51at the start of the 2012/13 season.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Here's our first board of six.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I'll read those again one last time.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17There we are. Now, Ed, this is perfect, isn't it?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Yeah.- You get first pick of the board. You can find the lowest
0:18:19 > 0:18:22scoring answer there and claim it for your own.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26I think I know most of them but I'm going to go for Danny Graham was
0:18:26 > 0:18:28playing for Swansea at the start of the year.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Danny Graham, Swansea, says Ed.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Let's see if that's right,
0:18:31 > 0:18:35and if it is, let's see how many people said Swansea.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Absolutely right.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Good answer, Ed. Eight for Swansea.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Well played, Ed.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52He transferred to Sunderland halfway through the season, Danny Graham.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Contrived not to score another goal after doing so.
0:18:54 > 0:18:59- Thanks very much. Bill, how's this for you?- Very poor.- Oh, really?
0:18:59 > 0:19:04- Oh, no.- I'm going to say Fernando Torres and Liverpool.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Torres, Liverpool, says Bill. Let's see if that's right.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09How many people said Liverpool?
0:19:10 > 0:19:15Ooh. Ooh bad luck, Bill. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19- Scores you the maximum of 100 points.- Yeah, sorry Bill.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Talking of people who've contrived to score no goals,
0:19:21 > 0:19:25Fernando Torres hasn't played for Liverpool for some time.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Thanks very much. Lauren, that takes some of the pressure off.- Definitely.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32What are you going to go for? Do you want to take us through the board?
0:19:32 > 0:19:37- No. No, thank you.- Peter Odemwingie? - Never heard of...
0:19:37 > 0:19:41I've heard of two of... three of them.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44I just hope Wayne Rooney's still playing for the same team
0:19:44 > 0:19:50- he was ages ago.- What are you going to say?- Manchester United.- OK.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Not too ages ago. Manchester United, says Lauren.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said that?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59It is right.
0:19:59 > 0:20:0079.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03It's a whole lot better than 100, Lauren.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Quite often in these rounds it is about damage limitation if it's
0:20:06 > 0:20:09a bad subject for you, and that's exactly what you've done there.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13Well done. Filling in the rest of the board, Fernando Torres used to
0:20:13 > 0:20:14be at Liverpool, then went to Chelsea.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Of course. - That would have scored 34 points.
0:20:16 > 0:20:21Jermain Defoe plays for Spurs. 31 points.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25At the start of the 2012/13 season,
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Peter Odemwingie played for West Brom. Would have scored you 16.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Kevan, you're a former professional footballer.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35- Do you know Jamie Murphy? - No idea who Jamie Murphy is.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37- Plays for Motherwell.- Oh, my God!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- That's a pointless answer. - HE LAUGHS
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Thanks very much, Richard. So we're halfway through the round.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Looking at the scores. Eight the best score of that pass.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Very well done, Ed. Doing exactly what you needed to do there.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52Then up to 79 where we find Lauren and Kevan and then up to 100,
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Bill and Dave. Dave, is your football knowledge better than Bill's?
0:20:56 > 0:20:59- A little bit better, yeah.- OK. Good luck. You're not too far ahead.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03You're only 21 ahead of Lauren and Kevan, but Kevan being
0:21:03 > 0:21:07an ex-professional and all might give him the advantage there.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Best of luck. We'll come back down the line now.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18OK. We'll put six more footballers up on the board and here they come.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20We have:
0:21:28 > 0:21:29I'll read those one last time.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Remember, we are looking for the football club these strikers
0:21:40 > 0:21:44played for at the start of the 2012/13 season.
0:21:44 > 0:21:49Kevan, find the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Having been embarrassed by the last answer,
0:21:51 > 0:21:56I'm going to go for Georgios Samaras, Glasgow Celtic.
0:21:56 > 0:22:01You say Celtic for Samaras. OK. The high scores are Dave and Bill on 100.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03You're on 79. Get below that red line,
0:22:03 > 0:22:05you are through to the next round.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Let's see if Celtic's right. How many people said Celtic?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10It's right.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17You are through to the next round. Very well done indeed. Seven.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Great answer. 86 your total.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Something told me you were going to go for that, Kevan.
0:22:25 > 0:22:30- Yeah, signed from Man City in 2008, Samaras.- Thanks very much, Richard.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Now, Dave, we want the football clubs these strikers
0:22:33 > 0:22:36played for at the start of the 2012/13 season.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42- I'll go Theo Walcott, Arsenal. - Theo Walcott, Arsenal, says Dave.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44No red line for you as you are the high scorers,
0:22:44 > 0:22:48but let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said Arsenal?
0:22:49 > 0:22:50It's right.
0:22:54 > 0:22:5640.
0:22:59 > 0:23:0140 for Arsenal takes your total to 140, Dave.
0:23:01 > 0:23:06He scored 21 goals in 2012/13, including a hat-trick
0:23:06 > 0:23:10when Arsenal beat Reading 7-5 in the League Cup.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Thanks very much, Richard.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Jack, great news. Once again you are in the head-to-head.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Jack, could you talk us through the board?
0:23:19 > 0:23:24I think Luis Suarez plays for Liverpool, but as for the other
0:23:24 > 0:23:29three, I might as well guess and say Scott Robinson, Southampton.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32You're saying Southampton for Scott Robinson.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said Southampton?
0:23:37 > 0:23:41No, not Southampton, but worth a punt.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45That scores you a maximum 100 points, taking your total up to 108.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Worth the punt. Scott Robinson actually was the youngest player
0:23:48 > 0:23:49ever in the Scottish Premier League.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- Kevan, do you know who Scott Robinson plays for?- No.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56Hearts. He was injured for most of last season.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59It was a pointless answer as well, like Jamie Murphy in the last round.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Well done if you said that.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Who were the rest of these playing for at the start of that season?
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Papiss Cisse was Newcastle. Would have scored you 17.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Carlos Tevez was Man City. Would have scored 35.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13And Luis Suarez, quite right, was Liverpool.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17- That would have scored 32. - Thanks very much.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19So I'm afraid at the end of round two
0:24:19 > 0:24:23it's Dave and Bill we have to say goodbye to with a high score of 140.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27- Bill, I'm sorry. That didn't fall well for you at all.- Nope.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29We look forward to seeing you next time.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31I can't wait to see what you're going to wear.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Meantime, thanks so much for being such excellent contestants
0:24:35 > 0:24:37and thanks so much for playing, Dave and Bill.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42But for the remaining two pairs, it's time for the head-to-head.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Congratulations, Kevan and Lauren, Jack and Ed.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53You are a step closer to the final
0:24:53 > 0:24:56and a chance to play for the jackpot which currently stands at:
0:24:59 > 0:25:02We must decide who will play for that money.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03You're now going to go head-to-head.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06The difference is you're allowed to confer.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09The first pair to win two questions will play for that jackpot.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Jack and Ed, you have been here before.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14What do you make of your opponents this time?
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- They look like good guys.- Yeah, they do. They've been very low scoring.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20- Better than the other night. - Jack, I have to say,
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- we need more banking or rowing questions, I think.- That's true.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Ed has been doing the heavy spade work, shall we say.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28I know exactly what's coming up.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31It's going to be rowing, then banking, then rowing again.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34That sounds like a dream head-to-head, doesn't it?
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Best of luck to you. Let's play it.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Here comes your first question, and it concerns:
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Sleep movies. Richard.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52We'll show you five images from films which have "sleep"
0:25:52 > 0:25:56somewhere in their title. Can you give us the most obscure answer?
0:25:56 > 0:25:57Good luck.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five movies
0:25:59 > 0:26:03with "sleep" in their titles and here they come. We have:
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Five movies with "sleep" in their title.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Kevan and Lauren, you played best throughout the show,
0:26:26 > 0:26:28so you will go first.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- SHE WHISPERS - I have no idea.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31BOTH WHISPER
0:26:41 > 0:26:48I'm guessing and we think A is The Big Sleep.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52You think A is The Big Sleep.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Jack and Ed, do you want to talk us through the rest of the board?
0:26:55 > 0:27:00Pretty confident on C. You think is? We think it's Sleepers.
0:27:00 > 0:27:07It's my brother's favourite film. B, Jack, what did you think it was?
0:27:07 > 0:27:10One of them's got to be Sleepy Hollow.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14I don't know which one.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17And one of them's got to be Sleepless in Seattle.
0:27:18 > 0:27:24- No idea about E.- No.- And I'm not too hot on my classic films.
0:27:24 > 0:27:30- We're going to go for C. We're going for Sleepers.- C, Sleepers.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33So we have The Big Sleep versus Sleepers.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Kevan and Lauren, you've gone for The Big Sleep.
0:27:35 > 0:27:40Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said it?
0:27:40 > 0:27:41It is right.
0:27:45 > 0:27:4726.
0:27:50 > 0:27:5326. Jack and Ed, meanwhile, have said Sleepers for C.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said that?
0:27:58 > 0:27:59It's right.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Oh! Very well done indeed!
0:28:05 > 0:28:06Look at that. Nine for Sleepers.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14Well done, Jack and Ed. After one question, you are up one-nil.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17It's a very tough board, actually.
0:28:17 > 0:28:21B is the French film The Science of Sleep directed by Michel Gondry.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24Would have scored one point. Terrific answer if you got that.
0:28:24 > 0:28:29D is Sleepless in Seattle. That would have scored 52.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33And E is a Clive Owen movie. It's I'll Sleep When I'm Dead.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36If you said that, you just got yourself a pointless answer.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39Very well-played. Directed by Mike Hodges.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Thanks very much. Here comes your second question.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44Kevan and Lauren, you have to win this to stay in the game.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47Best of luck. It concerns:
0:28:50 > 0:28:51Richard.
0:28:51 > 0:28:55Five common names of flowers that commonly appear in Britain in spring
0:28:55 > 0:28:58but we've removed alternate letters for the names.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Can you fill them in, please?
0:29:00 > 0:29:04OK. Let's reveal our five flowers that bloom in spring. Here they are.
0:29:04 > 0:29:05We have:
0:29:15 > 0:29:17I'll read those again without the blanks.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28There we are. Jack and Ed, you will go first this time.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30THEY QUIETLY CONFER
0:29:30 > 0:29:33- Going to be useless here. - I've got no clue.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36THEY WHISPER
0:29:42 > 0:29:45We think we know four of them but we're unsure of the spelling on one,
0:29:45 > 0:29:50- so we'll go for the second one down and say crocus.- Crocus.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53Crocus, say Jack and Ed.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56Now, then, Kevan and Lauren, the board is all yours.
0:29:56 > 0:30:03- Take us through it.- The top one's primrose. Crocus, probably correct.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Tulip. Bluebell.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08- Camellia?- I think it's camellia.
0:30:09 > 0:30:14- So we're going to go with camellia. - Camellia, say Kevan and Lauren.
0:30:14 > 0:30:18Camellia. You have to win this to stay in the game.
0:30:18 > 0:30:19Jack and Ed said crocus.
0:30:19 > 0:30:23Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said crocus?
0:30:27 > 0:30:2942.
0:30:32 > 0:30:3542 for crocus. Kevan and Lauren have gone for camellia.
0:30:35 > 0:30:39Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said that?
0:30:42 > 0:30:43Oh, it's right.
0:30:45 > 0:30:47Oh, very well done! You've broken back.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Look at that. 26.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54Which means after two questions it's one-all.
0:30:54 > 0:30:58Well-played, Kevan and Lauren. We've heard the rest of the answers.
0:30:58 > 0:31:02Looking at the scores, primrose would have scored 37.
0:31:02 > 0:31:08Tulip would have scored 99 points. How about that?
0:31:08 > 0:31:13And bluebell would have scored 63.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16- It's a very high scorer, isn't it, for tulip?- Very, yeah.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19Thanks very much. Now here comes your third question.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22This is the decider. Whoever wins this goes through to the final
0:31:22 > 0:31:26to play for the jackpot. Best of luck. It concerns:
0:31:29 > 0:31:32- Richard.- Five clues now to facts about the city of Bristol.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34Give us the most obscure answer, you'll play for the jackpot,
0:31:34 > 0:31:37- so best of luck, both teams. - Thanks very much.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40Let's reveal our five clues, and here they come.
0:31:41 > 0:31:45The BBC A&E drama filmed in Bristol before moving to Cardiff in 2011.
0:31:45 > 0:31:48The ship that was built and now resides in the Dry Dock.
0:31:48 > 0:31:53Month in which the Bristol International Balloon Fiesta is held.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56The designer of the Clifton suspension bridge.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59The street artist who directed the film Exit Through The Gift Shop.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02I'll read those all to you one final time.
0:32:02 > 0:32:06The BBC A&E drama filmed in Bristol before moving to Cardiff in 2011.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09The ship that was built and now resides in the Dry Dock.
0:32:09 > 0:32:13The month in which the Bristol International Balloon Fiesta is held.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16The designer of the Clifton suspension bridge.
0:32:16 > 0:32:20The street artist who directed the film Exit Through The Gift Shop.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22There we are. Five clues about Bristol.
0:32:22 > 0:32:26- Kevan and Lauren go first again this time.- I've got no idea.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Lauren, it's over to you.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30I've never been to Bristol
0:32:30 > 0:32:34but the only one I know is the street artist and that's Banksy.
0:32:34 > 0:32:37Banksy, say Kevan and Lauren.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Jack and Ed, fill in the board for us.
0:32:40 > 0:32:44I think we know the BBC A&E drama where...
0:32:44 > 0:32:46We think that might be Casualty.
0:32:46 > 0:32:50Designer of the Clifton suspension bridge is...
0:32:50 > 0:32:54- Isambard Kingdom Brunel, innit?- Yep. The name of the ship...
0:32:54 > 0:32:58I was in Bristol a few weeks ago and I saw this ship
0:32:58 > 0:33:01and I can't remember the name of it.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03THEY WHISPER
0:33:03 > 0:33:07- I think everyone will get Isambard Kingdom Brunel.- Yeah, they will.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09I think our best bet is the top one.
0:33:09 > 0:33:13Trying to think what the name of the ship is.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16Um, we're going to have to go with Casualty, I think.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19You're going to go with Casualty. Jack and Ed say Casualty.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22We have Banksy versus Casualty. Kevan and Lauren say Banksy.
0:33:22 > 0:33:26Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said it?
0:33:27 > 0:33:28It's right.
0:33:33 > 0:33:4024. 24 for Banksy. Jack and Ed have gone for Casualty.
0:33:40 > 0:33:44Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said that?
0:33:45 > 0:33:46It's right.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52- Oh!- 50 for Casualty.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56We have a clear winner. Kevan and Lauren, very well done.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59After three questions you are through to the final, 2-1.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Well-played, Lauren. That's a very good answer.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Let's get to the ship last, shall we?
0:34:03 > 0:34:07The Clifton suspension bridge's designer is Isambard Kingdom Brunel.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10Actually a better answer than Casualty. Would have scored you 41.
0:34:10 > 0:34:13The month in which the International Balloon Fiesta is currently held.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16- If you had to guess?- July?- March.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18- August. - THEY LAUGH
0:34:18 > 0:34:20Would have scored 12 points.
0:34:20 > 0:34:24The name of the ship that would have scored nine points
0:34:24 > 0:34:26and seen you through to the final
0:34:26 > 0:34:28was the SS Great Britain.
0:34:29 > 0:34:35- Nine points. That ring a bell?- Yep. - Thanks very much.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round is Jack
0:34:38 > 0:34:41and Ed, I'm afraid. Twice through to the head-to-head.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44Two very solid performances on Pointless.
0:34:44 > 0:34:47I'm sorry that you've never made it to the final,
0:34:47 > 0:34:49but as I say, you leave with your heads held high.
0:34:49 > 0:34:53It's been great having you. Thank you so much for playing, Jack and Ed.
0:34:55 > 0:34:59But for Kevan and Lauren, it's time for our Pointless final.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06Very well done. Kevan and Lauren, you fought off all the competition
0:35:06 > 0:35:08and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16You have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:35:16 > 0:35:19and at the end of the show it stands at £3,000.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25You said you knew nothing about Bristol.
0:35:25 > 0:35:28- Apparently I did.- You said you knew nothing about football.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31You were our lowest scorers in round one and round two
0:35:31 > 0:35:34and a pretty decisive 2-1 victory in the head-to-head.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37- Very well done.- Lots of flukes. - Who cares? You're here.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39What do you want to see in this round?
0:35:39 > 0:35:42I want to say movies but we weren't very good on the movies
0:35:42 > 0:35:45in the head-to-head so...
0:35:45 > 0:35:47Kevan?
0:35:47 > 0:35:48I would love to see Scottish football
0:35:48 > 0:35:50but I don't think it's gonnae happen.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52Well, fingers crossed.
0:35:52 > 0:35:56You start this round by choosing a category and you have four options.
0:35:56 > 0:35:57They are:
0:36:05 > 0:36:10- Do you want chick-lit?- I do not want chick-lit at all.- OK. Neither do I.
0:36:10 > 0:36:16- The Traveling Wilburys, I don't know what that is.- Italy?- No. Italy?
0:36:16 > 0:36:21World Cup, for you. Yeah, I'll take England World Cup finals, please.
0:36:21 > 0:36:26- England World Cup finals it is. Richard.- We are looking for:
0:36:26 > 0:36:30Any players in the 1936 Davis Cup final.
0:36:30 > 0:36:34We're looking for any player who scored in the Rugby World Cup
0:36:34 > 0:36:37final between England and Australia.
0:36:37 > 0:36:41Or we're looking for any run scorer in the 2010 cricket
0:36:41 > 0:36:44world T20 final between England and Australia.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47HE REPEATS OPTIONS
0:36:54 > 0:36:58Can be English or Australian, your answers. Very best of luck.
0:36:58 > 0:37:01Thanks very much. As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with
0:37:01 > 0:37:04three answers and all you need to win the £3,000 jackpot
0:37:04 > 0:37:07is for one of those answers to be pointless.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10The answers you provide can come from any of these three categories
0:37:10 > 0:37:13and you can spread them across the categories as you see fit,
0:37:13 > 0:37:15so they could all come from category if you like
0:37:15 > 0:37:17or it could be one from each. Entirely up to you.
0:37:17 > 0:37:22- Are you ready?- Yeah.- Yep. - Perfect. 60 seconds on the clock.
0:37:22 > 0:37:23Your time starts now.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25- Any help?- All you.- Thanks very much.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27I think we should go for one of each, actually.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30- 1936 Davis Cup final, Fred Perry. - What sport's that?- Tennis.
0:37:30 > 0:37:36- 2003 Rugby World Cup scorers, Jonny Wilkinson.- Did you say Fred Perry?
0:37:36 > 0:37:39- Tennis.- That's really famous, isn't it?
0:37:39 > 0:37:42- Yeah, but who's going to guess 1936?- OK.
0:37:42 > 0:37:48- Run scorers in the 2010 world cup... - And Australia.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50Would Australia be lower?
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Depends if you're asking an Australian or an Englishman.
0:37:53 > 0:37:57- It's all English people, though. - Yeah.- Can you name an Australian?
0:38:02 > 0:38:05- Literally no pressure. I know nothing.- No pressure.
0:38:09 > 0:38:14- No, I'm struggling with that. - Ten seconds left.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19I think we're going to miss out the Davis Cup cos everyone will pick
0:38:19 > 0:38:25- Fred Perry.- OK.- Just go two rugby and...- OK. That is your time up.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28I need three answers. What can you give me?
0:38:28 > 0:38:33I'm going to go for two in the rugby and one in the cricket.
0:38:33 > 0:38:39- The two rugby would be David Campese.- David Campese.
0:38:39 > 0:38:43- And Rory Underwood.- Rory Underwood.
0:38:43 > 0:38:47And run scorers in the cricket would be...
0:38:49 > 0:38:51..Jonathan Trott.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Jonathan Trott.
0:38:53 > 0:38:57OK. We have David Campese, Rory Underwood and Jonathan Trott.
0:38:57 > 0:39:00Of the three, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:39:00 > 0:39:03- Um... David Campese. - David Campese we'll put last.
0:39:03 > 0:39:07- Which is your least likely? - Jonathan Trott cos I don't even think he was in it.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09HE LAUGHS OK. Jonathan Trott. Fair enough.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11We'll put Jonathan Trott first.
0:39:11 > 0:39:15Let's put the answers up on the board in that order and here they are.
0:39:15 > 0:39:19We've got Jonathan Trott, Rory Underwood and David Campese.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22Best of luck. Your first answer was Jonathan Trott.
0:39:22 > 0:39:27If this is right and it is pointless, you will win the £3,000 jackpot.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29What would you do with your share of that, Kevan?
0:39:29 > 0:39:32Me? I'd do what I've always done - subsidise Lauren.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34AUDIENCE LAUGHTER
0:39:34 > 0:39:38- So Lauren, what would you do with all of that?- All of it?
0:39:38 > 0:39:44- Um, I'd go back to Las Vegas, just for a crazy holiday.- OK.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47Do you want to rethink that, Kevan?
0:39:47 > 0:39:54- Erm...- I'll pay off my student debt. - Oh, there we are. OK. Best of luck.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57Jonathan Trott was your first answer.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59Let us find out, for £3,000,
0:39:59 > 0:40:04was he a run-scorer in the 2010 T20 World Cup?
0:40:07 > 0:40:12No, he wasn't. Bad luck. Only two more shots at the jackpot.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15Your second answer was Rory Underwood.
0:40:15 > 0:40:20Was he in the squad, do you think? Have you timed that right?
0:40:20 > 0:40:23- Let's find out.- Yeah, I think so. - You're pretty confident.- Yeah.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25Let's find out if it's right.
0:40:25 > 0:40:29It will win you that £3,000 jackpot if it is pointless.
0:40:29 > 0:40:34Was Rory Underwood a point-scorer in the 2003 Rugby World Cup final?
0:40:38 > 0:40:42- Ooh, bad luck, Kevan!- It's not looking good for the last one.
0:40:42 > 0:40:47Bad luck. OK. Everything is riding on your final answer. David Campese.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50I see what you did there - you've gone Australia, which is great.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53Just where I think we have to look for our low scoring, indeed,
0:40:53 > 0:40:56pointless answers. Let's find out, for £3,000.
0:40:56 > 0:41:01Was David Campese a point-scorer in the 2003 Rugby World Cup final?
0:41:05 > 0:41:09No! Bad luck, Kevan. I'm so sorry. Bad luck.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12Three perfectly reasonable answers.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16Plausible answers, even, but unfortunately incorrect answers.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18You didn't find that all-important pointless answer
0:41:18 > 0:41:22so you don't win the £3,000 jackpot. That rolls over to the next show.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25But we really enjoyed having you. You've done such a great job.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28- Very well done. You do take home the Pointless trophy.- Absolutely.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30- Well done for that.- Thank you.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Very good.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37Unlucky, guys. 2003, it's after Campese and Underwood's time
0:41:37 > 0:41:40and Jonathan Trott didn't play in that final.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42Let's look at the pointless answers.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45It's going to be tough to get these Davis Cup ones.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48Fred Perry who you said would have scored you 28 points.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50There's the two Australians who played in that final,
0:41:50 > 0:41:52Adrian Quist and Jack Crawford.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55And there's the two British doubles players,
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Patrick Hughes and Raymond Tuckey.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00Very well done if you said any of those. Bunny Austin also played.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03He would have scored you a point, though.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06Looking at the Rugby World Cup scorers.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Elton Flatley scored four kicks in that final
0:42:09 > 0:42:11and Tuqiri scored the first try as well.
0:42:11 > 0:42:15He opened the scoring. I know some people at home will have got that.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17I think those names are familiar to you as well.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19Looking at the cricket one.
0:42:19 > 0:42:22Cameron White, David Warner and Shane Watson, all of Australia,
0:42:22 > 0:42:25would have been pointless answers. Paul Collingwood.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28You'd have got pointless answers for David and Michael Hussey,
0:42:28 > 0:42:31as well as Brad Haddin and Steven Smith.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33There's another Englishman, Michael Lumb,
0:42:33 > 0:42:36would have been a pointless answer, so very well done if you said that.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Thanks very much. Did you know any of those?
0:42:38 > 0:42:42- The cricket ones, unfortunately. - That's tough. Paul Collingwood.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44We do have to say goodbye, Kevan and Lauren,
0:42:44 > 0:42:46but we've loved having you and you've done so well.
0:42:46 > 0:42:49Thank you so much for playing. Great contestants. Kevin and Lauren.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51Well done.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54Sadly, they didn't win our jackpot today which means it rolls over onto
0:42:54 > 0:42:57the next show when we will be playing for £4,000.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59- AUDIENCE:- Oooh!
0:42:59 > 0:43:03Join us next time, see if someone can win it. It's goodbye from Richard.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05- Goodbye.- And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.