0:00:12 > 0:00:15APPLAUSE
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Thank you very much indeed.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and a very warm welcome to Pointless,
0:00:24 > 0:00:28the game where you're always looking out for the lowest score.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Couple number one.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Hi, my name's Lorna, this is my twin sister, Ruth, and we're from Corby.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Couple number two.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Hello, my name's Steve and this is my friend Brenda,
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- and we're from Essex. - Couple number three.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Hi, I'm Ange, this is my husband Lee, and we're from Rochdale.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- And finally, couple number four. - I'm Adam B, this is Adam J.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55I'm from Gloucester, he's from the Wirral and we're mates from London.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57And these are today's contestants.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Thanks, everyone.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03We'll find out more about you as the show goes along.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08He's a lot smarter than he looks, which is weird,
0:01:08 > 0:01:09because he looks like a total nerd.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Hiya. Hi, everybody.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Afternoon.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19- Good day to you.- And to you.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22I always like it when we have a first on Pointless.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24I always keep a matrix of every single thing that ever
0:01:24 > 0:01:25happens on Pointless.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28I've got a matrix of every single players who's ever played,
0:01:28 > 0:01:31and I've got them displayed alphabetically.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33And Adam and Adam are now number one.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37In alphabetical order, they're the first pair in Pointless history.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39What do you think about that?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41(YAWNING) It's brilliant(!)
0:01:41 > 0:01:45I'm really glad you do that, Rich, because I think that's good.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- You a bit tired? - No, I wasn't before, but suddenly...
0:01:48 > 0:01:50LAUGHTER
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- And in last place, it's Zoe and Yolanda.- Yes. Yeah.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57I'll tell you what's really nice about your matrix, is the way
0:01:57 > 0:02:01you've cut out photographs of them and pasted them onto your wall.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I have a shrine to every single Pointless contestant ever.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08There are a couple you've put crosses through. I'm not sure why.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11I remember noticing that and thinking, "That's a bit odd.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- "Why's he done that?"- Occasionally, a contestant disappoints me.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15LAUGHTER
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Doesn't happen often!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20But, you know, occasionally. Round One today is a cracker, I think.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Lots of fun, Round One.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Good. Looking forward to that. Thanks, Richard.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Now, all our questions on Pointless have been put
0:02:27 > 0:02:28to 100 people before the show.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Our contestants need to the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer, that being an
0:02:34 > 0:02:36answer that none of our 100 people gave,
0:02:36 > 0:02:39and each time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the Jackpot.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Now, Matt and Anna won the Jackpot last time,
0:02:41 > 0:02:45so today's Jackpot starts off back at £1,000.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Right. If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55OK, so the pair with the highest score at the end of this
0:02:55 > 0:02:56round will be eliminated.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59I'm just going to remind you, there is
0:02:59 > 0:03:01to be no conferring in this round.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Our first category today is...
0:03:05 > 0:03:07It's Film.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to first,
0:03:09 > 0:03:11who's going to go second?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19OK, and the question concerns...
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Oh, that's going to be brilliant!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Film titles in other languages. Richard.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29On each pass, we're going to show you the names of seven familiar
0:03:29 > 0:03:31films, but in a different language,
0:03:31 > 0:03:33the name in which they were released in other countries.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36You just have to tell us what the film is in English, please.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Going to be 14 in all to work out at home, so very, very best of luck.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Thanks very much indeed.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43So, we are looking for the English translations,
0:03:43 > 0:03:46or the English titles, of these films.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49And here's our first board of seven. We have...
0:04:12 > 0:04:14RICHARD LAUGHS
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I'll read those all again, possibly quicker.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Right, now then. Phew.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Lorna, Ruth, you all drew lots before the show,
0:04:48 > 0:04:52and today, you're going to go first. Lorna, have you seen any of those?
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- This is outrageous! - Oh, no!- It is!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Yeah.- OK. Right.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Let's have a crack.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Laranja Mecanica.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I'm going to have a crack at Clockwork Orange.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- You're going to say Clockwork Orange.- Yeah.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how
0:05:13 > 0:05:15many of our 100 people said Clockwork Orange.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Exactly right. Well done.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Look at that! Nine. Single figures, Lorna.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31That's a great score. Good answer. Clockwork Orange, Laranja Mecanica.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Absolutely. Well done. A Clockwork Orange.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36It looks hard at first, cos different languages and stuff,
0:05:36 > 0:05:38but actually, if you look at a few of those,
0:05:38 > 0:05:41there's little clues here and there in various different languages.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Clockwork Orange, very good start to the round. Very well played.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Thank you. Anyway, there we go. Brenda, welcome to the show.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Great to have you here. What do you do, Brenda?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52I'm an office manager in a tiling company, a small tiling company.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Tell us something unusual about yourself, Brenda.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I suppose it is unusual, I've got really hot hands.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00That's good.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02It's a problem when you're eating chocolate, so you have to
0:06:02 > 0:06:05kind of eat really quickly otherwise it all melts everywhere!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08I imagine if you were a chemist or something...
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Well, I am a fully qualified aromatherapist as well,
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- so it's really good for that. For massage, it's perfect.- Wow.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Do people often go, "Ooh! Ah! Ooh!" "That's hot!"?
0:06:17 > 0:06:22- And again, for baking, probably not a good thing.- It's not good, no.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I can do baking if it doesn't involve pastry.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Just have to wear oven gloves to do the kneading maybe. OK.
0:06:27 > 0:06:32Now then, Brenda. What are the names of these films in English?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34There's a few I can guess at,
0:06:34 > 0:06:36but the strange thing is the top one, German.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39My mother's German and really I should be able to work that one out.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Brenda!- I know! I know. Erm...
0:06:42 > 0:06:44With the other ones,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47it's picking which one's going to be the least obvious, but...
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- I'm going for Les Dents De La Mer. - Yeah?- Is it Jaws?
0:06:52 > 0:06:57Les Dents De La Mer? Is it Jaws? Let's find out. Les Dents De La Mer.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Is it Jaws?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02It IS Jaws! Very well done.
0:07:06 > 0:07:12- 13.- Well done!- Well done, Brenda, that's a great answer. 13 for Jaws.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17Well played, Brenda. Literally translated as The Teeth Of The Sea.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Very, very well worked out. I saw the French version of Jaws.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22At the end it just says "fin".
0:07:22 > 0:07:23LAUGHTER
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Ange, welcome to Pointless. It's great to have you here.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- What do you do, Ange? - I work in a warehouse.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Well, I spend more of my time driving around the warehouse
0:07:37 > 0:07:40thinking about how to survive the zombie apocalypse.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Erm...
0:07:43 > 0:07:44LAUGHTER
0:07:44 > 0:07:47How are we going to survive the zombie apocalypse when it comes?
0:07:47 > 0:07:51If I stay at the warehouse, brilliant. Food, drink, steel doors.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53You've probably got a forklift you can run at them with.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Yeah, yeah.- What if the zombie invasion starts inside the warehouse?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58The roof.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Oh, that has put a chill on the show, I can tell you now, Ange.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Until then, we'd managed to keep our minds off the impending
0:08:05 > 0:08:07zombie apocalypse, but...
0:08:07 > 0:08:09It's coming.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11You don't need to remind us of that. Erm...
0:08:11 > 0:08:13LAUGHTER
0:08:13 > 0:08:16When you're not driving around the warehouse
0:08:16 > 0:08:19thinking about zombies, Ange, what else do you like to do?
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- I like heavy metal music, going to festivals.- OK.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28- What's your favourite heavy metal band?- Morgue Orgy.- More gorgy?
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Morgue Orgy.- Oh, Morgue Orgy.- Yeah. - I love Morgue Orgy!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- Don't get me started on Morgue Orgy! - I can't believe it!
0:08:36 > 0:08:40I thought you said "More gorgy", which is a completely different...
0:08:40 > 0:08:42That's like talking to your cats, isn't it?
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- Saying, "You're more gorgy, aren't you?".- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- But Morgue Orgy!- That's different. I've got a Morgue Orgy tattoo.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52LAUGHTER
0:08:52 > 0:08:58- Have you?- I practically AM a Morgue Orgy tattoo.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Such a good name for a band.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Oh, Ange. Listen, what about these films in foreign languages?
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Well, like Brenda, my mum's Austrian,
0:09:10 > 0:09:13so I should really know the top one, but I don't, so...
0:09:15 > 0:09:20..I'm going to go for the second one, El Bueno, El Feo, El Malo
0:09:20 > 0:09:22and say The Good, The Bad And The Ugly.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Sounds good to me.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Is that right, and if it is, let's see how
0:09:25 > 0:09:28many of our 100 people said The Good, The Bad And The Ugly.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30It's right.
0:09:34 > 0:09:3527.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- 27 for The Good, The Bad And The Ugly.- Well played, Ange.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Funnily enough, it translates as The Good, The Ugly And The Bad.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49They thought they'd reorder it. And in Austrian, I have a note,
0:09:49 > 0:09:53it's called Two Glorious Scoundrels, The Good, The Bad And The Ugly.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56OK, well, thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Adam J, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00What do you do, Adam?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02I work as a chemist for a technical consultancy.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05What sort of chemistry do you do for them?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Well, it mainly means sitting behind my desk,
0:10:07 > 0:10:10but I sometimes go on board ships anywhere in the world.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- So you go on board ships? - Any oil or chemical carriers.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15I see what you mean.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17So I usually watch people sample stuff or go to the lab
0:10:17 > 0:10:19and watch them test it.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Now, Adam, you're the last person to have this board.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Do you fancy talking us through it and doing your thinking out loud?
0:10:24 > 0:10:28I wish I could. Two of the ones I knew have already been taken.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31I'm afraid I only know one now, which is
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Het Complot Van 39 Stappen, which...
0:10:34 > 0:10:36ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Which I believe is The 39 Steps, but I think that might be pretty high.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43OK, well, let's see if The 39 Steps is right for the Dutch one,
0:10:43 > 0:10:45and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49It's right.
0:10:50 > 0:10:5227 is our high score at the moment.
0:10:52 > 0:10:5539 is our new high score. There we are, Adam.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- 39, which is somehow appropriate. - Yes, good that, isn't it?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Translates at The Conspiracy Of The 39 Steps.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07In Belgium, they called it The Man With The Cut Finger.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Why?- Cos the chief baddie in that, he can dress up as anyone
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- but he can't hide the fact that he's lost a finger.- Yeah, yeah.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Let's fill in the rest of this board. Not too much to fill in.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Now, El Padrino. - I'll have a shot at that one.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- I think it's The Godfather. - It IS The Godfather, yes.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28That would've scored you 19. The bottom one.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- I'll have a crack at that as well. - Yeah.- I think it's Up.
0:11:31 > 0:11:36- Absolutely right, it is Up, and only 15 people got it.- Wow.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I thought that was the easiest one on the board.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Given the date and the year, I agree, but it caused people problems.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45The hardest one on the board is the top one,
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- which everyone was struggling with. - Yeah.
0:11:47 > 0:11:52- It's a direct translation of The Incredibles.- Ah!
0:11:52 > 0:11:53That would've scored you two points.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Very well done to the German speakers who got that.- Good.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Thank you. There we are. We're halfway through the round.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Let's take a look at the scores.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Nine, the best score of that pass, Lorna. Very well done to you.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Then we travel up to 13, where we find Brenda and Steve, then up
0:12:06 > 0:12:10to 27, where we find Ange and Lee, and then 39, where the Adams are.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Not too far out in front there, Adam and Adam.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Adam, you get first dibs on the next board, so yes, pick a nice, low
0:12:16 > 0:12:19one and maybe that will be enough to see you through to the next round.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Best of luck. Back down the line now.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28OK, let's put seven more foreign film titles on the board,
0:12:28 > 0:12:29and here they come.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31We have got...
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I'll read those all one last time.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Now, remember, Adam B, we are
0:13:29 > 0:13:31looking for the English translations of these films,
0:13:31 > 0:13:32and as ever, you're trying
0:13:32 > 0:13:35to find the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Now, Adam, what do you do?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- I'm a volunteer manager for an education charity.- Good for you.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- How long have you done that for? - About 18 months now.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43What's that involve?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I try to get more people to volunteer as school governors.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Excellent. Are you having any success with that?
0:13:48 > 0:13:51We're doing all right at the moment. We still obviously need more,
0:13:51 > 0:13:54so anyone out there looking for a voluntary role...
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Press the red button now.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58LAUGHTER
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Good for you. Listen, you're the high scorers at the moment, Adam B.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03What we need form you is a nice, low score.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07They're all really tough.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Coming from Gloucester, I can barely speak English properly as it is!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14I'm going to go for...
0:14:17 > 0:14:22- ..Hennen Rennen, which I believe is Chicken Run.- Chicken Run, says Adam.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Let's see if that's right.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25No red line for you as you are the high scorers,
0:14:25 > 0:14:28but let's see how far down the column you get with Chicken Run.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31It's right.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Four!
0:14:39 > 0:14:43Adam, that is fantastic. It's exactly what you needed it to be.
0:14:43 > 0:14:4443 is your total.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I hope that's enough to see you on to the next round.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50That's very well worked out, Adam, I would say. Very, very tough answer.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Four points. In Japan, it's Called Chicken, Chicken, Run, Run.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56LAUGHTER
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Yeah.- Really?- Yeah.- What do they call Chitty Chitty Bang Bang then?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02That's called Chitty Chitty Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Bang Bang.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04LAUGHTER
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- Thanks very much indeed. Now, Lee, welcome to the show.- Thank you.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08What do you do, Lee?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11I work in a sports manufacturing warehouse.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Is your warehouse any better suited to the invasion of the zombies
0:15:14 > 0:15:15when it comes?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Yeah, cos we've got better security. - Good, that is a relief.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20What are your hobbies, Lee?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Pretty much the same as Ange but I also throw in a bit of football
0:15:23 > 0:15:25and playing games on the PlayStation.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- What's your favourite game? - Fallout 3.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- OK.- Which is a post-apocalyptic game.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35- Now, that does feature the undead, please tell me it does.- It does.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Yeah, there we are. Good, that's a relief.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Now, Lee, what are you going to go for?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42You're on 27, the high scorers on 43 are the Adams over there.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43This is terrible for me.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47If you can score 15 or less though, Lee, you're in the next round.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50There's two that I've got an idea of.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54I will go with Regresso Ao Futuro for Back To The Future.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Back To The Future.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02There's your red line. Get below that, you're in Round Two.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05It's right.
0:16:09 > 0:16:1032.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13APPLAUSE
0:16:13 > 0:16:1432 takes your total to 59.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18That may not be game over for you, that might be all right. Richard.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Well played, Lee. Not a bad score at all.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- It's a good round, this, isn't it? - Isn't it? Yeah.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Now then, Steve, welcome. Great to have you here.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- What do you do, Steve? - I'm a silversmith.- Are you?- Yes.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30What sort of things do you make?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Well, I've made trophies over the years,
0:16:32 > 0:16:34quite important trophies,
0:16:34 > 0:16:36but I suppose my biggest claim to fame is
0:16:36 > 0:16:38on the 25th anniversary of Tubular Bells,
0:16:38 > 0:16:41there's a silver tubular bells on the front cover -
0:16:41 > 0:16:42- I made those tubular bells.- Wow.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Which they presented, I understand, to Mike Oldfield
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- when I'd finished with them. - Good stuff.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Now then, well, Steve, you're on 13.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51The high scorers, currently,
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Lee and Ange on 59 so 45 or less gets you into the next round.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57There's three I know
0:16:57 > 0:17:01but I don't know which of the three to really have a punt at.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02I think...
0:17:03 > 0:17:05I think it could be the most obscure,
0:17:05 > 0:17:09I'll go for La Fievre Du Samedi Soir in my best Essex accent.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11I believe that to be Saturday Night Fever.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Saturday Night Fever says Steve. There's your red line.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Get below that and you are through to Round Two.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Saturday Night Fever, how many of our 100 people said that?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Very well done, you've done it.
0:17:28 > 0:17:2916, Steve.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31APPLAUSE
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Great answer, 29 is your score.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Very well played, Steve.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39I know there's an awful lot of GCSE and O-level French going on out
0:17:39 > 0:17:43there as everyone's going, "Samedi, I know Samedi is...Sun...oh, Saturday.
0:17:43 > 0:17:48"Soir...oh, Saturday night. Fievre, must be fever."
0:17:48 > 0:17:53- That's how I worked it out.- Mmm. Exactly the same for me.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Thanks very much, Richard. Now, Ruth.- Hello.- Welcome back.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Thank you.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00We discovered last time that your main hobby is sherry.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02I wouldn't say my main hobby.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04All I said was, "What do you do with your life?"
0:18:04 > 0:18:06And you just said, "Sherry."
0:18:06 > 0:18:10If you're paraphrasing, OK, we'll go with that.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Besides sherry, what else do you like?
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Gin?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Well, it's a bit weird but Lorna and I, we're both in our early 30s
0:18:18 > 0:18:22and we both go home to our mum and dad's for dinner every night still.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Oh, that's nice.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25I'm married so my husband lives on fish fingers
0:18:25 > 0:18:28while I have home-cooked food from my mum.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Is he invited to your mum and dad's?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32My mum will sometimes make something and pack it up
0:18:32 > 0:18:35and I'll heat it up for him but other than that...
0:18:35 > 0:18:39I really like that you have dinner with your mum and dad, I think
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- that's nice.- Well, we have to watch Pointless with them, obviously.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Awww.- We have a little family gathering around the telly.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48When you're on Pointless, will he be invited then?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Hmmm, it depends if he buys me a present.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52I'd recommend a bottle of sherry.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55LAUGHTER
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Now then, Ruth, do you fancy having a go at all the other ones?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01I'll give it a go. I think I know them all except for the top one.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05So, let's say the second one is possibly Schindler's List.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08I think the next one down may be Dumb And Dumber
0:19:08 > 0:19:13but I'm not sure about that one and then the bottom one, I think,
0:19:13 > 0:19:14is Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs
0:19:14 > 0:19:18so I don't know if I chance Dumb And Dumber.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22Ah, Dumb And Dumber, let's go with that.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24OK, Ruth says Dumb And Dumber.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27You want to score 49 or less to get through to the next round.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Gutsy call. Dumb And Dumber, is that right?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33It is right, well done.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Very well done, Ruth, you are through to the next round.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39This is going to be a very impressive low score.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41It is, 2.
0:19:41 > 0:19:4311 is your total, Ruth,
0:19:43 > 0:19:46the lowest score of the round by a margin.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47APPLAUSE
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Well done, Ruth, that's the way to play Pointless as well,
0:19:50 > 0:19:52that was a very brave move cos you did know the others and,
0:19:52 > 0:19:55actually, you would have got through with any of the answers that
0:19:55 > 0:19:57you knew but that was terrific.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Now, the one you didn't know, the top one, Toro Scatenato.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01I think it's Raging Bull.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04It is Raging Bull, yeah, toro meaning bull of course.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06That would've scored you 12.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09You were right about the second one down, that's Schindler's List.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12That would've scored you 37.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16And the bottom one, I forget how you pronounce it, Xander, but...
0:20:16 > 0:20:18HE READS TITLE
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Yeah, Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Dwergen is where we get the word "twerk" from.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24LAUGHTER
0:20:24 > 0:20:26And that would've scored you 19 points.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Very well done if you went all the way through that board.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32If you've got some language skills and you know a bit about films,
0:20:32 > 0:20:34it's possible to work most of them out, wasn't it?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Although Dumb And Dumber, tough to work out, unless it comes to you.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38Very good, thanks, Richard.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41So, at the end of our first round, the pair who will be heading
0:20:41 > 0:20:43home, I'm so sorry, to wrestle with the zombies...
0:20:43 > 0:20:4759, that's not a terrible score by any stretch.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48You've done very well there
0:20:48 > 0:20:51but I'm sorry we have to say goodbye to you cos you're enormous fun
0:20:51 > 0:20:53but we'll have you back on Pointless next time.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Lee and Ange, thanks very much for playing, great contestants.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59APPLAUSE
0:20:59 > 0:21:03But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10And so three pairs remain.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13We'll be saying goodbye to another pair at the end of this round.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Well, Lorna and Ruth, I don't think it's going to be you.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I'd say Lora and Ruth are the class swots at this stage
0:21:18 > 0:21:22but it could go any way. Best of luck to all three pairs.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24The category for Round Two today is...
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first
0:21:30 > 0:21:32and who's going to go second?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:21:49 > 0:21:51English football clubs in the top four divisions. Richard.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Yeah, simple one this.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Just looking for any English football club in the top four divisions,
0:21:55 > 0:21:59that's the Premiership down to League Two, please, at the start of the 2013/14 season.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01So, any of those 92 league teams.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Very best of luck in the studio and at home as well.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Thanks very much indeed. OK, so, Ruth, we start with you.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11The one thing I didn't want was football.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Well, I say the one thing,
0:22:12 > 0:22:15I wouldn't have wanted cricket or golf either.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18I'm just going to have to say, I know some teams,
0:22:18 > 0:22:21but shall we say Coventry City?
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Coventry City says Ruth.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30It's right. It could be a brilliant score this, Ruth,
0:22:33 > 0:22:3510.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36APPLAUSE
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Really not bad at all.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44Well done, Ruth. It's nice, this one, cos everyone's got an answer.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47There's no specialised knowledge needed, really. Yeah, Coventry City.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Thanks, Richard.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Now, Steve, you didn't look that happy with this as a question.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Rugby man throughout my entire life, I'm afraid.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I think I'll go for Queens Park Rangers.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Queens Park Rangers says Steve.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Let's see how many of our 100 people said that, let's see if it's right.
0:23:04 > 0:23:05It is right.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Well, Ruth kicked off with a score of 10.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12QPR down to 11. There we are, not bad.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15APPLAUSE
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Not bad at all, Steve.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20These are all going to be quite low scores cos everyone
0:23:20 > 0:23:22got 100 seconds to name as many as you can
0:23:22 > 0:23:25so there are some quite low scores even for teams like QPR
0:23:25 > 0:23:28and Coventry who I know people at home will think are very well known.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31But there's plenty of very, very low scores as well,
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- maybe even a pointless in there, you never know.- Wow. Oh, let's hope.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Thanks very much. Now, Adam.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Adam, I think you're going to be very good at this.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Well, it's better than the last one, I can tell you that.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Being from a rugby-mad city like Gloucester, I'm going
0:23:45 > 0:23:49to go with the nearest football town to us which is Cheltenham Town.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Cheltenham Town says Adam.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58It's right.
0:23:58 > 0:24:0011 is our high score, 10 our low.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06You've passed both of those, down to 1.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Very well done, Adam B.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11APPLAUSE
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Well played, Adam, that's a terrific answer.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14Yeah, Cheltenham Town,
0:24:14 > 0:24:16one of those teams you don't traditionally think of as a
0:24:16 > 0:24:19league team cos they came up from the lower leagues, from the non-leagues.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Thanks, Richard. Now, we're halfway through the round.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Let's take a look at the scores.
0:24:23 > 0:24:251 is the best score of that pass, Adam, very well done,
0:24:25 > 0:24:28putting the Adams pair in a very strong position.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32Then up to 10 where we find Ruth and Lorna and then up to 11,
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Steve and Brenda so it's in your hands, Brenda.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36You're the high scorers at this stage.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39A nice low score from you will see you into the head-to-head.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43OK, can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48OK, Adam J, we're looking for any football club
0:24:48 > 0:24:50in the top four divisions.
0:24:50 > 0:24:55You're on 1 so a score of 9 or less sees you into the head-to-head.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56OK.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00Well, I'm thinking I might go local to me as well like Adam did
0:25:00 > 0:25:03and I'm going to go for Tranmere Rovers.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Tranmere Rovers says Adam.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09There's your red line, get below that and you're through.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11How many of our 100 people said Tranmere Rovers?
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Very well done, 4.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24APPLAUSE
0:25:24 > 0:25:284 takes your total up to 5, Adam, very well done to you.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Very well played on podium four, isn't it?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Five points across two answers. Yeah, very good answer, Tranmere Rovers.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37- Thanks, Rich. Now, Brenda. - Yeah.- Brenda.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- But it's all right.- Is it? - Just go local.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41That's the message here.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45Are there any divisions below the ones that you've mentioned?
0:25:45 > 0:25:46Yeah.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Not too local.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49I'm just thinking about a football team
0:25:49 > 0:25:51and they might even be lower than those, I don't know.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- I'll go for it, Leyton Orient. - Leyton Orient.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58OK, well, let's find out.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00No red line for you as you're the high scorers
0:26:00 > 0:26:03but how many of our 100 people said Leyton Orient?
0:26:04 > 0:26:05It's right.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Good answer, 7.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15APPLAUSE
0:26:15 > 0:26:1718 is your total, Brenda.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Well played, Brenda. Yeah, terrific team.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26- Barry Hearn is the chairman there. - Thanks, Rich. Now, Lorna.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- Lorna, you have to score 7 or less. - Yeah, fine.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Have you got a good answer?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33I've got a few floating around in my head.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34I don't know whether to go local or not.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Let's go for Doncaster Rovers.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Doncaster Rovers says Lorna.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Here's your red line. Quite low down.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Get below that and you're in the next round.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Doncaster Rovers, is that right and if it is, how many people said it?
0:27:00 > 0:27:04Oh, 7 is exactly what you needed. 7 is exactly what you got.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09Takes your total up to 17, very well done indeed.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Well, how about that? That's the way to end a round, isn't it?
0:27:12 > 0:27:16Well played everyone in that round, there's some terrific answers there.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Now, I know people at home will be going for nice obscure ones.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23There is one pointless answer out of the 92 teams and that is...
0:27:25 > 0:27:26Well done if you said that,
0:27:26 > 0:27:29the only pointless team at the start of the 2013/14 season.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32I will go through some of the ones, twos and threes
0:27:32 > 0:27:34because I know people will want to hear them.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38One point for Rotherham United, Shrewsbury Town, Bury, Watford,
0:27:38 > 0:27:42unbelievably, Northampton Town, Mansfield Town, Burton Albion
0:27:42 > 0:27:47as well as Exeter City, Fleetwood Town and Stevenage.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Two points for AFC Wimbledon, Torquay United, Newport County,
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Walsall, Chesterfield.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Three points for Notts County, Peterborough United,
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Wycombe Wanderers, Yeovil Town, York City,
0:27:57 > 0:27:58Colchester United and Morecambe.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Just to give you a few other results.
0:28:00 > 0:28:04West Bromwich Albion beat Wolves 16-13.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06How about this for a tight one?
0:28:06 > 0:28:10Southampton 19, Portsmouth 18. That must have been quite a game.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13And Swansea City beat Cardiff 21-19.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Well, thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17So, at the end of our second round,
0:28:17 > 0:28:20the pair who'll be travelling home with their high score of 18,
0:28:20 > 0:28:24I mean, really, very low-scoring round, it's Brenda and Steve
0:28:24 > 0:28:25and that was so close.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27A real nail-biter at the end there.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29I thought you'd done enough, I really did.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Steve, who would your local team be in Romford?
0:28:31 > 0:28:33- Dagenham and Redbridge.- Hmmm.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35LAUGHTER
0:28:35 > 0:28:39- OK.- Didn't know they were in top four. Hadn't a clue.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Anyway, we'll see you next time, Brenda and Steve,
0:28:41 > 0:28:43looking forward to that very much, but thanks
0:28:43 > 0:28:45so much for playing meanwhile, Brenda and Steve.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48APPLAUSE
0:28:48 > 0:28:51But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:28:55 > 0:28:58Congratulations, Lorna and Ruth, Adam and Adam.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00You are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play
0:29:00 > 0:29:04for our jackpot which currently stands at £1,000.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06We have to decide who is going through to the final
0:29:06 > 0:29:08and play for that money and to do that,
0:29:08 > 0:29:10you are now going head-to-head,
0:29:10 > 0:29:13the difference being you're now allowed to confer and, of course,
0:29:13 > 0:29:16the first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18I think this is going to be a very tight head-to-head.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play it.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29OK, here is your first question and it concerns...
0:29:32 > 0:29:33OK, Rich.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36We're going to show you five pictures now of people born in Scotland
0:29:36 > 0:29:37but with Italian ancestry.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40Can you name the most obscure of these people? Very best of luck.
0:29:40 > 0:29:41Thanks very much indeed.
0:29:41 > 0:29:45OK, let's reveal our five Italian-Scots and here they come.
0:29:45 > 0:29:46We have got...
0:30:02 > 0:30:05There we are, five famous Italian-Scots.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Lorna and Ruth, you played best throughout the show so far
0:30:07 > 0:30:09so you will go first.
0:30:15 > 0:30:16Em, we're struggling.
0:30:18 > 0:30:22The only one we're confident of is E and that's Sharleen Spiteri.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24OK, Sharleen Spiteri. Now, Adams.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Do you think you can talk us through the board?
0:30:26 > 0:30:30Eh, we think A is Peter Capaldi. B is Paul di Resta.
0:30:30 > 0:30:34I think C is Tom Conti. And D, I'm not quite sure of.
0:30:34 > 0:30:38So, I think, probably, the best answer would be Paul di Resta?
0:30:38 > 0:30:43- Yeah.- B.- OK, you're going to say B is Paul di Resta.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46Lorna and Ruth have said Sharleen Spiteri for E.
0:30:46 > 0:30:50Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.
0:30:53 > 0:30:54It is, of course, right.
0:30:58 > 0:31:0020.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03APPLAUSE
0:31:03 > 0:31:09Not bad at all. The Adams have said that B is Paul di Resta.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11Let's see if that's right
0:31:11 > 0:31:14and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Paul di Resta.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25Very well done, you win the point. 7.
0:31:25 > 0:31:26APPLAUSE
0:31:30 > 0:31:33Well done, Adams. After one question, you are up 1-0.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Well played, Adam and Adam.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37Yeah, the Formula 1 racing driver, Paul di Resta.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41You're right about Peter Capaldi as well, Doctor Who, of course.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43He would have scored you 21 points.
0:31:44 > 0:31:48C, you're right, is Tom Conti. He would have scored 23.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53And I think you know D is the Scottish artist...
0:31:53 > 0:31:55I'm guessing is it Jack Vettriano?
0:31:55 > 0:32:00It's Jack Vettriano, it absolutely is, and would've scored you 3 points.
0:32:00 > 0:32:01Very well done if you said that.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Thanks very much indeed. OK, here comes your second question.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07Now, Lorna and Ruth, you won't get to answer this one first
0:32:07 > 0:32:10but you have to win it to stay in the game so good luck.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12Second question concerns...
0:32:15 > 0:32:17Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies, Richard.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20We're going to show you five clues now to Looney Tunes
0:32:20 > 0:32:21and Merrie Melodies cartoons.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Can you give us the best answer, please?
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five clues, here they come.
0:32:26 > 0:32:27We have got...
0:32:50 > 0:32:52I'll read those all one last time.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54HE REPEATS CLUES
0:33:11 > 0:33:12Adam and Adam, up and at 'em.
0:33:14 > 0:33:20I think we're going to go for the Martian character,
0:33:20 > 0:33:23I think that's Marvin the Martian.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Marvin the Martian say the Adams.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Now then, Lorna and Ruth,
0:33:27 > 0:33:30how many of the other ones do you think you know?
0:33:32 > 0:33:35Eh, maybe two. Only one for sure, really.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38We're going to have to go for Foghorn Leghorn.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41Foghorn Leghorn versus Marvin the Martian.
0:33:41 > 0:33:43Adam and Adam said Marvin the Martian.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49It is right.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Oh, that's a great answer, 7.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Very well done indeed, Adam and Adam.
0:33:58 > 0:33:59APPLAUSE
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Lorna and Ruth have said Foghorn Leghorn.
0:34:03 > 0:34:07Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11Well, it's right.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14It's going to have to beat 7 though if you're going to stay in the game.
0:34:14 > 0:34:15I'm afraid not, 46, wow.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17APPLAUSE
0:34:18 > 0:34:20Very well done, Adam and Adam.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23After only two questions, you're through to the final, 2-0.
0:34:23 > 0:34:26That's impressive stuff from Adam and Adam, isn't it?
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Very well played, 7 on both boards there.
0:34:28 > 0:34:29Now, the top one,
0:34:29 > 0:34:31it's the voice artist who did the voice for everyone,
0:34:31 > 0:34:35he did Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Foghorn Leghorn, Pepe Le Pew,
0:34:35 > 0:34:38Barney Rubble, Tweety Pie, he did all of them,
0:34:38 > 0:34:41it was Mel Blanc and he would have scored you 10 points.
0:34:42 > 0:34:45Now, the bottom one, let's look at that.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48Another Mel Blanc voice, actually, that was Porky Pig.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Big score though, 67 points.
0:34:50 > 0:34:53And the middle one is a pointless answer.
0:34:53 > 0:34:57Very well done if you said One Froggy Evening.
0:34:57 > 0:35:00- Very, very well done if you said that at home.- Thanks very much, Richard.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:35:03 > 0:35:05I'm afraid, Lorna and Ruth.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08Well, you've done very well today, it's been a great show from you,
0:35:08 > 0:35:11wonderful low scoring, particularly in that first round.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13It's been great having you on both shows,
0:35:13 > 0:35:15thanks so much for playing, Lorna and Ruth.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17APPLAUSE
0:35:17 > 0:35:21But for Adam and Adam, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:24 > 0:35:27Congratulations, Adam and Adam, you've seen off all
0:35:27 > 0:35:31the competition and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:35:38 > 0:35:42and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £1,000.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Well, you've done phenomenally well today.
0:35:44 > 0:35:48First round, not bad at all. Second round, exemplary.
0:35:48 > 0:35:51That really was very good and then into the head-to-head,
0:35:51 > 0:35:53you scored two 7s, a 2-0 victory.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56OK, well, as always, you kick this round off by choosing the category
0:35:56 > 0:35:59you want to answer questions on and your four choices are these...
0:36:08 > 0:36:09The Netherlands?
0:36:09 > 0:36:11Either bestselling albums or the Netherlands
0:36:11 > 0:36:14and I would think the Netherlands might be a good one.
0:36:14 > 0:36:17The Netherlands could have something to do with sport anyway so...
0:36:17 > 0:36:20- I think we're going to go... - The Netherlands?- The Netherlands.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22The Netherlands. OK, the Netherlands, it is.
0:36:22 > 0:36:25Yeah, you've cleverly truffled out the sport question there, actually.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28Let's take a look at the three options, one of them is a sporting one.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31We're looking for the name of any feature film made for cinema
0:36:31 > 0:36:35release for which Paul Verhoeven received a director's credit.
0:36:35 > 0:36:39We're looking for any member of the Euro 2012 football team,
0:36:39 > 0:36:44anyone who played for Holland in Euro 2012, including unused substitutes.
0:36:44 > 0:36:48Or we're looking for any of the ten members of the Dutch Royal House
0:36:48 > 0:36:50so any Paul Verhoeven film,
0:36:50 > 0:36:53any member of the Euro 2012 football team including unused subs,
0:36:53 > 0:36:55or any members of the Dutch Royal House
0:36:55 > 0:36:58and all the information's up to August 2013.
0:36:58 > 0:37:02- Very, very best of luck, guys. - Thanks very much indeed.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04So, as always, you have up to a minute to come up with three
0:37:04 > 0:37:07answers and all you need to win that jackpot of £1,000 is
0:37:07 > 0:37:09just for one of those to be pointless.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12Now, remember, the answers you give can come from any of these categories.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15How you spread them across the categories is up to you.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17They could all come from the football category or
0:37:17 > 0:37:20the Paul Verhoeven films. It's entirely up to you. Are you ready?
0:37:20 > 0:37:22- BOTH:- Yes.- OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24There they are, your time starts now.
0:37:24 > 0:37:29OK, from the Swans, there's Michel Vorm. Ron Vlaar for Aston Villa.
0:37:34 > 0:37:38- What's that...Kevin...? - Kevin De Bruyne. He's Belgian.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40What about any films from Paul Verhoeven?
0:37:40 > 0:37:43I can only think of Total Recall, to be honest.
0:37:43 > 0:37:44That'll be quite popular.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47Concentrate on football then, I suppose. So...
0:37:49 > 0:37:55- Stekelenburg.- Yeah, yeah. - Who's the left back?
0:37:55 > 0:37:59- So, we've got Vorm, Stekelenburg. - Ricky van Wolfswinkel.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05Van Hennegoor of Hesselink wasn't playing at that point.
0:38:05 > 0:38:08He wasn't, no. That would have been a great one.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14- This is difficult. - Running out now.- Dutch players.
0:38:16 > 0:38:22- Shall we go for Vorm...- Vlaar? - ..Vlaar and...Maarten Stekelenburg?
0:38:24 > 0:38:27OK, that's your time up. I now need your three answers.
0:38:27 > 0:38:32- They're all going to be from the Euro 2012 Dutch football team.- OK.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35- We're going for Michel Vorm... - Michel Vorm.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37- ..is it Michael Stekelenburg? - Mikael, Michael.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Mikael Stekelenburg.
0:38:39 > 0:38:43- Mikael Stekelenburg. - And Ron Vlaar.- And Ron Vlaar.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45OK. Those are your three answers.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Of those three, which do you think is your best shot?
0:38:48 > 0:38:51I think, possibly, Michel Vorm.
0:38:51 > 0:38:56Michel Vorm, OK, we will put that last. Least likely?
0:38:56 > 0:38:59- Stekelenburg.- Stekelenburg. - Stekelenburg, we'll put first.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order and here they are.
0:39:02 > 0:39:03We have got...
0:39:08 > 0:39:09Three excellent answers.
0:39:09 > 0:39:14So, we are looking in all three cases for members of the Dutch
0:39:14 > 0:39:162012 European Championships.
0:39:16 > 0:39:20Let's go with your first answer which was Mikael Stekelenburg.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23- You said this was probably your least likely.- Yeah.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25- We think it's wrong as well now. - Oh, really?
0:39:25 > 0:39:28- Have you just suddenly had a moment of realisation?- Yeah.
0:39:28 > 0:39:29We think his name is Maarten.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34Well, there are at least two good answers on that board.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37Now, let's just imagine, maybe one of these is a pointless answer
0:39:37 > 0:39:40and if you were to win £1,000, what would you do with that?
0:39:40 > 0:39:44- I think a hell of a night down the pub.- Yeah.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47Sounds reasonable. OK, now, let's find out.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49That first answer, Mikael Stekelenburg, let's see
0:39:49 > 0:39:53if that's correct and if it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57No.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59As you knew, an incorrect answer.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01OK, now we move on to slightly firmer ground
0:40:01 > 0:40:03with your second answer, Ron Vlaar.
0:40:03 > 0:40:05Let's find out - again, you've put him forward
0:40:05 > 0:40:07as a member of the Dutch 2012 European Championships team,
0:40:07 > 0:40:09let's see if that's right,
0:40:09 > 0:40:11and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13For £1,000, it has to be pointless.
0:40:16 > 0:40:17Well, it's right.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20Mikael Stekelenburg turned out to be an incorrect answer,
0:40:20 > 0:40:22but Ron Vlaar very much a correct answer,
0:40:22 > 0:40:24taking us down through the 20s and the teens,
0:40:24 > 0:40:27into single figures, down it goes, still going down...
0:40:27 > 0:40:28You've done it! Oh, no, 1.
0:40:28 > 0:40:301!
0:40:30 > 0:40:32I thought I was going all the way down, there.
0:40:32 > 0:40:33- Bit disappointing.- Yeah.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39Ron Vlaar. Only 1 point. This is good.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42- Cos we can go one better than Ron Vlaar.- Hopefully.
0:40:42 > 0:40:47You had no hesitation at putting Michel Vorm down there
0:40:47 > 0:40:48as your most likely...
0:40:48 > 0:40:52- Swansea City fan, so hopefully he should be in there.- OK.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56Well, let's hope there weren't any Swansea City fans in our 100.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Your third and final answer, Michel Vorm.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00Let's find out, for £1,000.
0:41:00 > 0:41:04Was he a member of the Dutch 2012 European Championships team -
0:41:04 > 0:41:05is he pointless?
0:41:08 > 0:41:11Well, he's right, that's the main thing.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14Mikael Stekelenburg turned out to be an incorrect answer,
0:41:14 > 0:41:16Ron Vlaar very much a correct answer,
0:41:16 > 0:41:17took us all the way down to 1.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20Michel Vorm, can he take you down to pointless? Down he goes,
0:41:20 > 0:41:23still going... Yes, you've done it! Very well done indeed.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Brilliant, very well done, superb.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28Brilliantly done.
0:41:28 > 0:41:29Richly deserved, though.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37Oh! Congratulations, Michel Vorm was a pointless answer,
0:41:37 > 0:41:40which means you go home with our jackpot of £1,000.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42Very well done, Adam and Adam.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45- Richard.- How about that? Been brilliant throughout.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Every round you've been terrific, well played.
0:41:47 > 0:41:48All the way through your 60 seconds
0:41:48 > 0:41:50you were calling him Maarten Stekelenburg,
0:41:50 > 0:41:53it was only it was at the last second, you called him Mikael.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55Yeah, he's the Fulham keeper,
0:41:55 > 0:41:56he would have scored you 1 point as well.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59- So, would have been more exciting. - Yeah!
0:41:59 > 0:42:02- But, you know. That's fair enough. You won anyway.- That's great.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04Now, let's take a look at the pointless answers
0:42:04 > 0:42:06in all the different categories.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08The first one is Paul Verhoeven.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Business Is Business, that was his first full-length film.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Soldier of Orange, you could have had. Fourth Man.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15His 2012 user-generated film Tricked, as well, as well,
0:42:15 > 0:42:17all of those were pointless. Well done if you said any of those.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20Now, the Euro 2012. Plenty of pointless answers here.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23Khalid Boulahrouz. There's Michel Vorm, the Swansea keeper.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25Well played. And Tim Krul, the Newcastle keeper,
0:42:25 > 0:42:27also would have been a pointless answer.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30Wilfred Bouma, I think Aston Villa fans might remember him.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32You also could have had, in that category,
0:42:32 > 0:42:36Gregory van der Wiel, Ibrahim Afellay was a pointless answer.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39Willems, Strootman, Narsingh, Luuk de Jong was a pointless answer,
0:42:39 > 0:42:42well done if you said any of those.
0:42:42 > 0:42:45And the Dutch royal house, if anyone at home has had a go at this,
0:42:45 > 0:42:46very well done.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48I know we've got lots of viewers in the Netherlands,
0:42:48 > 0:42:51so I suspect this has been rather a good category for some of them.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58All of those were pointless, well done if you said any of those.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00You've been brilliant throughout, guys, very well done,
0:43:00 > 0:43:03- a jackpot very, very well earned. - Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06Well, thanks once again to our winning players,
0:43:06 > 0:43:09Adam and Adam, who go away with today's jackpot of £1,000.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11APPLAUSE
0:43:14 > 0:43:15Join us next time,
0:43:15 > 0:43:18when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.