0:00:22 > 0:00:23Thank you very much indeed.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, welcome to Pointless,
0:00:26 > 0:00:28the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Let's meet today's players.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36And couple number one.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Hello, I'm Ellen, this is my great nephew Matt.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41He's from Kent and I'm from Essex.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Couple number two.- Hi, I'm Trudy, this is Chris. We're friends.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47I'm from Stamfordham in Northumberland and Chris is from Newcastle.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Couple number three.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Hello, I'm Jacqueline, this is my husband Jim
0:00:51 > 0:00:53and we're from Motherwell in Scotland.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55And finally couple number four.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Hiya, I'm Ashley, this is my dad Charlie and we're both from Cardiff.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00And these are today's contestants.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03APPLAUSE
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Thanks, all of you. We'll find out more about you throughout the show
0:01:06 > 0:01:09as it goes along. That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12He's the Brain of Britain and every other sovereign state that's
0:01:12 > 0:01:15also a member of the UN in its own right, too.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Hi, everybody. Hiya.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23APPLAUSE
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Course, Britain isn't a sovereign state in its own right and a member of the UN.- No, it's not.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- It's the United Kingdom. - Well, indeed. But Brain of the UK doesn't sound right.- No, absolutely.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I'm just saying it's worth picking up on.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35No, I'm glad Richard's here to pull us up on that.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40- You're going to nick my catchphrases. - I'm not going to do that.- It's one of the all-time great catchphrases.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Just going to honour them from time to time.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44I don't get the chance to use it socially very much.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46You should do it more.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50See, Brucie, every time he meets you, he can say, "Nice to see you,"
0:01:50 > 0:01:52and you go, "Huh! To see you nice."
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Whereas when I meet you, I can't go,
0:01:53 > 0:01:56"Erm, I tell you what I mean by country.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59"I mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN in its own right."
0:01:59 > 0:02:02And then suddenly people drift off to other rooms in the party.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Rightly so. It's going to be a cracker today, I think.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08- Isn't it, though!- Three returning pairs. Matt and Ellen, who did brilliantly last time,
0:02:08 > 0:02:13got through to the head-to-head. Our first ever, I think, great-aunt/ great-nephew combination on the show.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16In our millions of episodes first time we've ever had that.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Jim and Jacqueline, who also played very well, and then we made them do
0:02:19 > 0:02:22a cricket question in Round Two, which scuppered them.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25And Charlie and Ashley, who didn't cover yourselves in glory last time
0:02:25 > 0:02:27but lots of fun and I think have got a lot more to give.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Trudy and Chris, good luck.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32But you've got three very, very strong pairs against you.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37Round One, the sort of thing that regular Pointless viewers will do very well at.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40And Round Two, a lot of fun, so I think there's...
0:02:40 > 0:02:43much fun to be had in the next 45 minutes.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46No flipping. LAUGHTER
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Thanks very much, Richard. Every question on Pointless has been put to 100 people before the show.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Today's contestants are looking for a pointless answer,
0:02:52 > 0:02:54that's one that none of our 100 people gave.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Find one of those and we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Now, Anne and Vicky didn't win the jackpot last time
0:03:00 > 0:03:02so we add another £1,000 to that,
0:03:02 > 0:03:06so today's jackpot starts off at £4,250.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21The pair with the highest score will be eliminated at the end of this round,
0:03:21 > 0:03:24and, remember, there is to be no conferring during the round itself. Best of luck.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Our first category today is...
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34And whoever's first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:03:39 > 0:03:44We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Chemical elements with an O in their name. Richard.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Yes, we're looking for any elements in the periodic table of elements
0:03:53 > 0:03:57with an O in its name as of September 2013, please.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Thanks very much indeed.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Matt and Ellen, you all drew lots before the show
0:04:01 > 0:04:04and today you are going to go first again! You were first last time.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Matt, welcome back to the show. Remind us what you do.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10I'm a university student at Canterbury Christchurch University
0:04:10 > 0:04:12and I also work part-time in a supermarket.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14And your hobbies - a lot of sport.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Yeah, obviously I love my football, love my kayaking.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- I love any adventure sports, really. So very outdoors person.- OK.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23How do you feel about science generally?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27It's been a few years since I've studied it but I'll give it a shot.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Sodium.- Sodium, says Matt. Sodium.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Let's see how many people of our 100 people said sodium.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Well, he's right.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Not a bad score to kick us off with there Matt. 31 for sodium.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Well done, Matt. I love the fact that Matt says, "I haven't studied science for a while now." He's 19!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53LAUGHTER
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Trudy, welcome to the show. Great to have you here.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59From Stamfordham in Northumberland. Know it well. Fantastic!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Near your neck of the woods.- It is very much my neck of the woods.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- What you do, Trudy? - I'm a legal secretary
0:05:04 > 0:05:07and I'm actually a legal secretary for Chris's dad.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- So you've known Chris all of his life?- Yes, basically!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Just about, yes! Created him into the man he is today
0:05:12 > 0:05:15and we sent him off to university as a pretty good secretary
0:05:15 > 0:05:18cos he used to come in and help out in the summer, so, yeah.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Very good. What are your hobbies, Trudy?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- I like to do zumba.- Zumba. - Zumba's my thing.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- I do that twice a week. - Where do you do that? Stamfordham village hall?- Yes.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Matfen as well, just along the road. So it's great. I really enjoy it.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35Good stuff. Now, Trudy, chemical elements with an O in their name.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I think I'm going to go for bromine.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43Bromine. OK, let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said bromine.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46It's right.
0:05:46 > 0:05:4931 our only score at this stage.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51You whizz past that. Down it goes.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Look at that! Five! Very well done indeed, Trudy!
0:05:55 > 0:05:56That's a great score.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Well played, Trudy. Welcome to Pointless.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Yeah it's a very smelly element. Its name comes from the Greek for "stench".
0:06:04 > 0:06:05- Wow!- Yeah.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10- Also a lovely name for a child. - It's a pretty name.- Yeah.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12"That's lovely, and is Sodium getting on with her?"
0:06:12 > 0:06:15"Yeah, yeah, he seems to really like her."
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Thanks very much indeed. Now, Jim! Welcome back.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- What happened last time, Jim? - Second round, we were...
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- ..thrown out by cricket.- You were bowled a googly! Yeah. Cricket...
0:06:27 > 0:06:32- Whatever that means!- Jim, what are you hoping's going to come up today?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- What's the dream round?- Music.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Any type of music.- OK.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- A bit of jazz.- OK, very good. - That would be good for me.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Now, obviously you're a passionate photographer.- Yes.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47You've been an amateur photographer but you now do it semi-professionally, don't you?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Uh-huh, yes. But I still don't want to lose the passion as a hobby
0:06:51 > 0:06:55so I try and do the things that I really enjoy doing, like live music.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- That's one of my big passions. - Very good.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59OK, now, what about chemistry?
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- Chemistry's part of photography. - Yep. Erm...
0:07:04 > 0:07:06I think this might be a Pointless favourite.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Molybdenum.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Molybdenum. OK, molybdenum, says Jim.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said molybdenum.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20It's right, of course.
0:07:20 > 0:07:2331 our high score and five our lowest this point.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Well, you passed the high score. You've passed the low score as well!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Very well done, Jim. Four for molybdenum.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33APPLAUSE
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Of course, time was when molybdenum would have gone even further down.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Yeah, molybdenum I'd call it, probably. But you're right. It is a Pointless favourite.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43It's been pointless many times, molybdenum. They use it in jet engines.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Wow. Thanks very much indeed. Now, then, Ashley.- Hello.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Ashley, welcome back to the show. Welcome back.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53We had an incorrect answer on S Club 7 last time round, but don't worry, we've forgotten about that.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Now, Ashley, remind us what you do.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58I'm a student at the University of West of England.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Remind us what you're studying. - Biomedical science.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04So I'm guessing... I mean, this is playing right to your strengths.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- The pressure is on, yes.- At the moment our lower score is four.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10I mean, you're going to blow that out the water!
0:08:10 > 0:08:14I've got a few answers but I think I'm going to go with plutonium.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Plutonium, says Ashley.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Let's see if it's right, let's see how many people said plutonium.
0:08:22 > 0:08:27Well, it's right. Four is our lower score so far.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Not bad at all. Nine for plutonium.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35APPLAUSE
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Yes, first detected in 1941 and named after Pluto,
0:08:38 > 0:08:41which was, at that point, a recently discovered planet.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.
0:08:44 > 0:08:464 the best score of that pass, Jim, very well done.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Then up to 5, where we find Trudy and Chris, also strong.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Ditto Ashley and Charlie on 9.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Matt and Ellen, not a bad score, 31, but you are way out in front,
0:08:56 > 0:09:01So, Ellen, some more molybdenum-type stuff from you, please, if that's all right.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Best of luck with that. We'll come back down the line. Can the second players step up to the podium.
0:09:09 > 0:09:14OK, Charlie, now, remember, we're looking for any chemical element with an O in its name.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- Welcome back, Charlie.- Thank you very much.- Are you wearing the same jumper as last time
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- or is it a different jumper? - It is a different jumper. With the same pattern.- Same pattern.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23I like that swallow pattern.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- It's actually a bluebird. - I like that BLUEBIRD pattern...
0:09:27 > 0:09:29LAUGHTER
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Are they the same...? They must be the same family. - I'm sure they're cousins.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- House martins, swifts...- Yeah. You could say they're birds of a feather, I suppose.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- Wow, and you bought them in every single colour they had.- Pretty much!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Very good. Well, Charlie, welcome back to the show.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Ashley's left you in a pretty good position there.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49You are 21 points behind our high-scorers there on 31.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- How's your chemistry, Charlie? - I'll try. We'll see what happens.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- Potassium.- Potassium, says Charlie. Potassium. Sounds good to me.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59There's your red line,
0:09:59 > 0:10:02get below that with potassium and you're in the next round.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Good luck, Charlie. Let's find out how many people said potassium.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09It's right.
0:10:13 > 0:10:1428.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16APPLAUSE
0:10:16 > 0:10:1928, Charlie, I think that's enough to see you through,
0:10:19 > 0:10:20takes your total up to 37.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23It's the seventh most abundant metal in the earth's crust,
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- as if I need to tell you that.- Yeah.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Potassium.- Potassium.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Thanks very much indeed. Now, Jacqueline...
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- Hi.- Welcome back to the show, great to have you here.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Now, Jim, of course, you are...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Jim is now semi-retired from his
0:10:39 > 0:10:41civil servant's job.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Does Jim ever get you to help out when he's doing all his...?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Cos obviously, a lot of photography,
0:10:45 > 0:10:47it's lovely when you're there pressing the shutter,
0:10:47 > 0:10:48which is Jim's job.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52There's also quite a lot of hefting stuff about and getting stuff
0:10:52 > 0:10:54and doing lighting stuff and adjusting things
0:10:54 > 0:10:58and holding things up, reflecting things.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Does he ever get you to do that? - Yeah, I think the technical term is
0:11:01 > 0:11:05"camera assistant," or "photographer assistant,"
0:11:05 > 0:11:07but really it's just a gopher. I'm just the gopher.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09I'll do whatever I'm...
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Pick that up, fetch that. But, yeah, I like to get involved.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Nice to be involved, yeah, nice to go out on a shoot with Jim.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18There you are on 4. The high scorers at the moment are
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Charlie and Ashley on 37,
0:11:19 > 0:11:21so 32 or less
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- will see you through.- Yes.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Chemistry, Jacqueline, it's chemistry.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29How do we feel about that?
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Not particularly good.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34However, I've been trying to study,
0:11:34 > 0:11:38so I'm going to say livermorium.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39- Livermorium.- Yes.- Livermorium.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41There's your red line.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Let's see if livermorium...
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Have you studied that?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Have you been looking at the Periodic Table?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Maybe one word out of the Periodic Table.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50OK, no, that sounds like a great word.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Let's see if livermorium is correct
0:11:52 > 0:11:54and if it is let's see if it can get you below that red line
0:11:54 > 0:11:56and into the next round.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59It's right.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Very well done indeed, Jacqueline.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Jim was our low scorer on 4,
0:12:04 > 0:12:05I wonder if you're going to go below.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Yes, you are! It's a pointless answer, that's fabulous!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- APPLAUSE - Very well done indeed.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13That adds £250 to the jackpot,
0:12:13 > 0:12:16takes the total up to £4,500.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20It scores you nothing and it leaves your total at a very impressive 4.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Very well done indeed, great teamwork on Podium Three.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Very well played, it's actually the most recent element on the list,
0:12:26 > 0:12:29livermorium. It won't be for long, there will be others along,
0:12:29 > 0:12:32but I expect it to become a firm Pointless favourite in years to come.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Yeah, we heard it here first.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Exactly, it's a super-heavy synthesised element.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Kind of like late Kraftwerk.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43- Very similar to that, yeah. - OK, very good, thank you.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- Erm, now then, Chris, welcome.- Hello.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Welcome to Pointless, great to have you here.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49What do you do, Chris, when you're not helping out
0:12:49 > 0:12:50in your dad's law firm?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52That was a long time ago.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I'm an administrator at Newcastle University.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56When you're not doing that what d'you like to get up to?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59I'm a very keen cricketer, erm, play cricket for my local team.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01What's your local team?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Ponteland Cricket Club, just want to give them a mention.- Good stuff.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07We've just won the league, the team that I captained this season, so...
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- What about that? Fantastic. - It's been a great year, so, yep.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Good work. Well, Chris, there you are on 5.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Our high scorers at the moment are Charlie and Ashley on 37.
0:13:16 > 0:13:1931 or less will see you through. How's your chemistry?
0:13:19 > 0:13:23- Going to go with argon.- Argon. - Mm-hm.- Argon says Chris.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27There's your red line, if you get below that you're in the next round.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Let's see if argon can get you there.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33It's right.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Yep, you've done it, very well done indeed.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Argon scores you 20, 25 is your total.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Through you go to Round Two.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Very well done, Chris.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48- Yeah, argon, it comes from the Greek "Argos."- Thanks very much indeed.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52So, then, Ellen, we have a contest on our hands. 31 is your score.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54We need from you 5 or less to keep you in the game.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57You cannot leave at the end of this round, Ellen.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59The only thing I can think of
0:13:59 > 0:14:02is when I used to have a budgie when I was little
0:14:02 > 0:14:04and used to give it iodine blocks.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07So I'm going to say iodine.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10OK. May the Budgie Force be with you, Ellen.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Ellen's saying iodine, there is
0:14:13 > 0:14:16the red line you have to get below to stay with us.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Let's see if you can get down there with iodine.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24It's right, Ellen. It's right, it's still going down, Ellen.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Down it goes, down it goes!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Oh, 6!
0:14:30 > 0:14:31It had to score 5!
0:14:32 > 0:14:34This is very exciting indeed.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Takes your total up to 37. Richard.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Lockdown!
0:14:41 > 0:14:43G-s-s-sh! Whoa-whoa!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Whoa-whoa!- When are they going to...?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Imagine the lights all changing and all that stuff.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Every time this happens I hope we'd have a new lighting state
0:14:50 > 0:14:53and some music, I don't know, maybe a little procession of monks
0:14:53 > 0:14:55who come out in cowls, and they sing...
0:14:55 > 0:14:56# Lockdown
0:14:56 > 0:14:58XANDER AND RICHARD SING # Lockdown
0:14:58 > 0:15:00# Oh-oh... #
0:15:00 > 0:15:03At home, one of you keep switching the light on and off,
0:15:03 > 0:15:06and the other one do that in front of your eyes.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11OK, now then, as it's a tie, the tied pairs have to give me
0:15:11 > 0:15:13one more answer each,
0:15:13 > 0:15:16and the pair that gets the highest score will be eliminated.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Matt and Ellen, you will go first. You can confer.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21This is where Matt comes into play, Ellen.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23THEY WHISPER
0:15:27 > 0:15:30OK, Matt and Ellen, let's have your answer please.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Xayon?- Xayon.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Xayon.- Mm.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Charlie and Ashley, let's have your answer please.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Erm, Californium?- Californium.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46We have xayon and Californium.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Ellen and Matt went with xayon, let's see if xayon exists,
0:15:49 > 0:15:52and if it does, let's see how many people said it.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Ooh, xayon, I'm afraid, not yet a chemical element.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Charlie and Ashley have gone with Californium.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Let's see if that's right,
0:16:01 > 0:16:03let's see how many people said it.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06It only has to be correct for you to go through to the next round.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11It's right. Well done, Charlie and Ashley.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16It's a good answer as well, look at that.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18It scores 2.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20APPLAUSE
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Californium, very well done.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- So, Richard. - Well played, Charlie and Ashley.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Matt and Ellen, I think you're probably thinking of xenon,
0:16:27 > 0:16:29which would have scored you 13 points.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32But there's quite a few pointless answers as well.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Let's take a look at some of them.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Dysprosium, flerovium was a pointless answer, holmium was
0:16:37 > 0:16:40a pointless answer, that's another old friend of the show.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42There's livermorium, what a brilliant answer that is.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Er, niobium, praseodymium is a pointless answer.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Seaborgium, thorium and zirconium, all of those are pointless.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Very well done if you said one of those.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Shall we take a look at the top three,
0:16:54 > 0:16:56the ones that most of our 100 people said?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Iron would have scored you 41.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Hydrogen would have scored you 50.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05And our old friend, oxygen, 75.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10So at the end of our first round, I'm sorry to say,
0:17:10 > 0:17:14the pair leaving us with their high score, it's Matt and Ellen.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17What a...! The competition's been staggering today.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Nothing wrong with any of your answers,
0:17:19 > 0:17:21apart from xayon, obviously, which we'll draw a veil over.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23But this really is goodbye, I'm afraid, Ellen.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25It's been lovely having you on the show,
0:17:25 > 0:17:28thank you both so much for playing. Ellen and Matt.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Thank you.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31APPLAUSE
0:17:31 > 0:17:34But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round Two.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41So three pairs remain.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Obviously we'll be saying goodbye to another pair
0:17:43 > 0:17:46at the end of this round, but very well done all three pairs.
0:17:46 > 0:17:51Trudy and Chris, nice low scoring in that round. Jim and Jacqueline!
0:17:51 > 0:17:55That's just exemplary, a pointless answer with livermorium,
0:17:55 > 0:17:57soon to become a stalwart Pointless favourite,
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I'm sure that won't be pointless for long.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Charlie and Ashley, Ashley, thank goodness you've got your dad here,
0:18:03 > 0:18:06because on your own you came up with plutonium, which was OK.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10I allow you to confer with your dad, Californium,
0:18:10 > 0:18:13which was when it counted, so, yeah, very well done indeed.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is...
0:18:18 > 0:18:20It's Comedy. Can you decide in your pairs
0:18:20 > 0:18:22who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25And whoever's going first please step up to the podium.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29OK, the question concerns...
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Comedy Catchphrases from TV, Richard.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39We're going to show you six comedy catchphrases. We need you to tell us
0:18:39 > 0:18:41the name of the show that they're most associated with please.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44There's going to be 12 in all to have a go at at home,
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- 12 catchphrases, 12 shows to guess. Good luck.- Thanks very much indeed.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Let's reveal our first board of comedy catchphrases,
0:18:50 > 0:18:51and here they are.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07I'll read those all one last time.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22There we are, six catchphrases from comedy on TV.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25You have to tell me from which show these came.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Now, Chris, do you know all of those?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Er, some of them.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I think I'm going to go with "Smeg head," which I believe is Red Dwarf.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36OK, Red Dwarf, says Chris. Let's see if that's right,
0:19:36 > 0:19:39and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Red Dwarf.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43It's right.
0:19:46 > 0:19:4748.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49APPLAUSE
0:19:50 > 0:19:5148 for Red Dwarf.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Yes, common insult hurled at Rimmer, usually by Dave Lister,
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- who came on the show, didn't he, Craig Charles?- He did.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- He was very good.- Yeah, very good indeed. Now, Jacqueline.- Yes.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- Jacqueline, how are we feeling about this round?- Not bad.- Fun, isn't it?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07It is, yes.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09There's two I know, one I could guess,
0:20:09 > 0:20:12and the bottom two I don't know at all.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16So I'm going to go with "Bazinga,"
0:20:16 > 0:20:18which is The Big Bang Theory.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Big Bang Theory says Jacqueline for Bazinga.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Let's see if that's right,
0:20:21 > 0:20:23and if it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Very well done, 48 our score at the moment.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30You've passed that,
0:20:30 > 0:20:3237 for Bazinga and Big Bang Theory.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34APPLAUSE
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Yes, from the brilliant Big Bang Theory,
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Sheldon Cooper's catchphrase in that. - Thanks very much.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Now, Charlie, you are the last person to have this board.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Do you fancy talking us through it?
0:20:46 > 0:20:47I definitely know two.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51"Listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once,"
0:20:51 > 0:20:52that's 'Allo 'Allo,
0:20:52 > 0:20:57and "Goodnight Seattle - and good mental health" is Frasier.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59No idea with the other two, so I'll have to go Frasier.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02OK, you're going to say Frasier for "Goodnight Seattle." Let's see
0:21:02 > 0:21:06if that's right, and if it is, let's see how many people said Frasier.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Well, it's right.
0:21:08 > 0:21:1148 is our high score at the moment,
0:21:11 > 0:21:1237 our low...44.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14APPLAUSE
0:21:16 > 0:21:1844 for Frasier.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Well played, Charlie, chose the right one of the ones you knew as well.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Roz from Frasier was originally going to be played by Lisa Kudrow,
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- Phoebe from Friends. - Really?- Yeah.- Oh.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Would have been an interesting pairing.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31The other one you knew, absolutely right, it was 'Allo 'Allo.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33That would have scored you 68 points.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Now, "You're my wife now."
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- D'you know that? - The League of Gentlemen.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39The League of Gentlemen, yeah, said by Papa Lazarou.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Would have scored you 20.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43And, "I'm crushing your head," d'you know that?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46It's a Canadian sketch show called The Kids In The Hall.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49And they do a thing, it's like, you can do it at home now
0:21:49 > 0:21:51if you've got someone, put your fingers together
0:21:51 > 0:21:53and then you crush someone's head like that.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55So I'm crushing your head.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Ow, ow! Stop that! That's really sore.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00And if you said Kids In The Hall, very well done, it scored 4 points,
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- best answer up there. - Thanks very much indeed,
0:22:02 > 0:22:05we're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.
0:22:05 > 0:22:0737 the best score of that pass,
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- once again Jacqueline and Jim are owning the show.- Amazing.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Incredible performance from them.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Then we travel up to 44 where we see Charlie and Ashley,
0:22:14 > 0:22:17then up to 48, not too far ahead this time, Chris and Trudy.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20But, Trudy, you're going to be the last person to have the next board.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Let's hope there's some nice things on there with nice low scores
0:22:23 > 0:22:25that'll see you through to the head-to-head.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Best of luck with that.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:22:32 > 0:22:35OK, let's put six more catchphrases up on the board, and here they come.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36We have got...
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I'll read those all one final time.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03We are looking for the TV show from which these catchphrases came,
0:23:03 > 0:23:05and, Ashley, you're going to try and find the one
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.- Yep, erm,
0:23:08 > 0:23:11I actually only know one, and I think it's going to be
0:23:11 > 0:23:13quite a high scorer, but it's better than 100.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16"Shut up, Meg" is Family Guy.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Family Guy says Ashley, Family Guy for "Shut up, Meg!"
0:23:19 > 0:23:22You're on 44, the high scorers are Trudy and Chris on 48.
0:23:22 > 0:23:28If you can score 3 or less you will avoid becoming the new high scorers.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29There is your red line.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Let's see, Family Guy, how many people said that?
0:23:34 > 0:23:35It's right.
0:23:39 > 0:23:4035.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42APPLAUSE
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Not bad, takes your total up to 79.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Yeah, in fact, the best score of the round so far, 35, yeah,
0:23:48 > 0:23:50played by Mila Kunis.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Thanks very much indeed. Now, then, Jim, you're on 37.
0:23:54 > 0:23:5541 or less sees you through.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58How do you feel about this round, this board?
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Erm don't know the top one
0:23:59 > 0:24:02and I think I've got a good chance with any of the other four,
0:24:02 > 0:24:04but I'm going to go for
0:24:04 > 0:24:08"Ooh, you are awful... but I like you,"
0:24:08 > 0:24:10and The Dick Emery Show.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13The Dick Emery Show, says Jim. There is your red line.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Get below that, you're through to the next round.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Let's see if The Dick Emery Show
0:24:17 > 0:24:19can get you below that red line.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23It's right.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Well done, you're through. 28. Good enough.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Takes your total up to 65.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37Yes, broadcast from 1963 to 1981, The Dick Emery Show.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41- Really?- Yeah, pulled in up to 17 million viewers at times.- Fantastic.
0:24:41 > 0:24:46- Incredible that.- Yeah. Now, then, Trudy. The moment of truth.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- You need to score 30 or less.- Right.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50D'you want to talk us through the board?
0:24:50 > 0:24:51I don't know what the top one is.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54"It's goodnight from me and it's goodnight from him"
0:24:54 > 0:24:55is The Two Ronnies.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57"Nanu, nanu" is Mork & Mindy.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01And I think the bottom one is Monty Python's Flying Circus.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03But I'm not quite sure about that one,
0:25:03 > 0:25:05I don't know whether to gamble it.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06So I think I shall go for
0:25:06 > 0:25:08"Nanu, nanu," Mork & Mindy.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Mork & Mindy says Trudy.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13There's your red line. Get below that red line
0:25:13 > 0:25:14and you're in the head-to-head.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Let's find out if Mork & Mindy can get you down there.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21It's right.
0:25:24 > 0:25:2548!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Bad luck, Trudy, that's quite a high score,
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- takes your total up to 96. - It's a big score, sorry, Trudy.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Made a big star of Robin Williams, of course.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Everyone's having trouble with the top one
0:25:36 > 0:25:37but we'll fill in the other two first.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Neither of these would have seen you through.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42"It's goodnight from me and it's goodnight from him"
0:25:42 > 0:25:44is The Two Ronnies and would have scored you 62.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47"And now for something completely different,"
0:25:47 > 0:25:51it was Monty Python's Flying Circus, but that would have scored you 40.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Do you know the top one?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56- It's from Seinfeld.- Seinfeld.- Yeah.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Would have scored 5 points so very well done if you said that at home.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Thank you very much indeed. So at the end of our second round
0:26:03 > 0:26:05the pair heading home with their score of 96,
0:26:05 > 0:26:06it's Trudy and Chris.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09The good news is we'll get to see you next time,
0:26:09 > 0:26:11but I'm sorry we have to say goodbye to you right now.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14But thanks very much for playing, Trudy and Chris.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16APPLAUSE
0:26:16 > 0:26:20But for the remaining two pairs it's now time for the head-to-head.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Congratulations, Jim and Jacqueline, Charlie and Ashley,
0:26:26 > 0:26:28you're one step closer to the final
0:26:28 > 0:26:30and a chance to play for our jackpot,
0:26:30 > 0:26:33which currently stands at £4,500.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Now we have to decide who's going to play for that money,
0:26:38 > 0:26:40and to do that, you are going to go head-to-head,
0:26:40 > 0:26:43the big difference being that you are now allowed to confer.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Best of luck to both pairs, let's play the head-to-head.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51APPLAUSE
0:26:54 > 0:26:57OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...
0:27:00 > 0:27:02London Underground Stations, Richard.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04We're going to show you five visual clues now to
0:27:04 > 0:27:07stations on the London tube map.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Can you give us the most obscure answer here? Good luck.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Thanks very much indeed.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Let's reveal our five visual clues, and here they come. We have got...
0:27:32 > 0:27:36There we are, five visual clues to stations on the London Underground.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Jim and Jacqueline, you've played best throughout the show so far
0:27:39 > 0:27:41so you will get to go first.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46THEY WHISPER
0:27:50 > 0:27:55A couple of obvious ones, I think, but we're going to go for E.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58I think that's Victoria Pendleton, so Victoria.
0:27:58 > 0:28:02Victoria, say Jim and Jacqueline. Victoria.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Now, then, Charlie and Ashley, d'you want to talk us through the rest?
0:28:05 > 0:28:09- We definitely know the two obvious ones.- Paddington is B.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13- Obviously D's something to do with angels.- The Angel Islington, is it?
0:28:13 > 0:28:16- That's the hotel. - Is it a station as well, though?
0:28:16 > 0:28:20- I think we'd have to go on a punt, would we?- We'd have to.
0:28:20 > 0:28:24- Shall we go for it?- Yeah, go on. - We'll go for D as Angel Islington.
0:28:24 > 0:28:28OK, you're going to say Angel Islington for D. Angel Islington.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30Jim and Jacqueline have said Victoria.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Let's see if that's right, and if it is,
0:28:32 > 0:28:36let's see how many of our 100 people said Victoria for E.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40It's right.
0:28:44 > 0:28:4622.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48APPLAUSE
0:28:50 > 0:28:5222 for Victoria.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55Now, Charlie and Ashley, you have said Angel Islington for D.
0:28:55 > 0:28:56Let's see if that's right, and if it is,
0:28:56 > 0:28:59let's see how many people said Angel Islington.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Bad luck, an incorrect answer, I'm afraid, which means,
0:29:05 > 0:29:08Jim and Jacqueline, after one question, you are up 1-0.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11It's just Angel, guys. It would have scored too many points anyway,
0:29:11 > 0:29:15would have scored 48 points but, er, the name of the station is Angel.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Let's take a look at the rest of the board.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21A is the best answer up there,
0:29:21 > 0:29:23that's the Golden Temple at Amritsar,
0:29:23 > 0:29:25so Temple is the answer there.
0:29:25 > 0:29:26Would have scored you 5 points.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28B is Paddington of course.
0:29:30 > 0:29:3391 points for Paddington. And C?
0:29:33 > 0:29:36- Oval.- Oval, yeah, it's Oval.
0:29:36 > 0:29:40And that would have scored you 31. I was thinking, "Black Hole, Blackhole?
0:29:40 > 0:29:43"Tunnel?" Yeah, it's just Oval.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Thanks very much indeed. Here comes your second question,
0:29:45 > 0:29:48Charlie and Ashley, you'll get to answer this one first
0:29:48 > 0:29:49but you have to win it to stay in the game.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51Best of luck. It concerns...
0:29:54 > 0:29:56- Richard.- We're going to show you five clues now
0:29:56 > 0:29:57to facts about rugby union.
0:29:57 > 0:30:00Can you give us the most obscure answer? Good luck.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Thanks very much, let's reveal our five clues,
0:30:02 > 0:30:04and here they come. We have got...
0:30:21 > 0:30:23I'll read all of those one last time.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40There we are, five clues to facts about rugby.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Charlie and Ashley, you'll go first.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44THEY WHISPER
0:30:50 > 0:30:52We're going to go for the name of the Rugby School pupil,
0:30:52 > 0:30:54and that's Webb Ellis.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Webb Ellis say Charlie and Ashley.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59Webb Ellis. Now, Jim and Jacqueline.
0:30:59 > 0:31:01D'you want to talk us through the rest of the board?
0:31:01 > 0:31:06Don't know the top one. I think the second one's 40 minutes.
0:31:06 > 0:31:11Erm, six points for a try, and 15 in a starting line-up. So 15.
0:31:11 > 0:31:14OK, 15 in the starting line-up say Jim and Jacqueline.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16So, Webb Ellis, said Charlie and Ashley.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said that.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23Absolutely right of course.
0:31:28 > 0:31:30Very well done, 10.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33APPLAUSE
0:31:33 > 0:31:3410 for Webb Ellis.
0:31:34 > 0:31:38Jim and Jacqueline, you have said 15 in each team's starting line-up.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said that.
0:31:44 > 0:31:45Well done.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Is it going to beat 10?
0:31:49 > 0:31:50No, it's not. 34.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52APPLAUSE
0:31:52 > 0:31:54Well done, Charlie and Ashley,
0:31:54 > 0:31:55that's exactly what we required of you.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58You're back in the game after two questions, it's 1-1.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01Well played, guys, you couldn't have beaten William Webb Ellis,
0:32:01 > 0:32:04it's the best answer up there. Let's take a look at the other three.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06The best one of the remaining ones is the coach,
0:32:06 > 0:32:08that was Sir Clive Woodward.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11He would have scored you 14 points.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14The duration of each half, I'm sure you all know, is 40 minutes.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16Would have scored you 47 points.
0:32:16 > 0:32:21And the number of points is five, and that would have scored you 24 points.
0:32:21 > 0:32:24Thanks very much indeed, Richard, so here comes your third question.
0:32:24 > 0:32:27This is the decider. Whoever wins this goes through to the final
0:32:27 > 0:32:28and plays for that decent jackpot.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...
0:32:35 > 0:32:36Jane Austen Novels, Richard.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39We're going to show you the titles of five Jane Austen novels, but we're
0:32:39 > 0:32:42only going to show you the number of letters in each word of the title.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45Can you work out which novels are up there? Best of luck.
0:32:45 > 0:32:49Thanks very much, let's reveal our five clues to Jane Austen titles,
0:32:49 > 0:32:50and here they are...
0:33:01 > 0:33:03I'll read those again.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10Jim and Jacqueline, you will go first.
0:33:10 > 0:33:11THEY WHISPER
0:33:20 > 0:33:24OK. We know a few of them but we're going to go for the bottom one
0:33:24 > 0:33:27and we're going to say Sense And Sensibility.
0:33:27 > 0:33:31Sense And Sensibility, say Jim and Jacqueline. OK.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34Now, Charlie and Ashley, do you fancy taking us through the board?
0:33:34 > 0:33:35No.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37We could add all the numbers up!
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Pride And Prejudice is the middle one, but...
0:33:43 > 0:33:46We'll have to go for that. That's the only one we can go for.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48Is there ten letters in Atonement? Should we gamble on that?
0:33:48 > 0:33:51- Pride And Prejudice is not going to win, is it?- Go on, then.
0:33:51 > 0:33:55We'll just guess at the one with ten letters on its own - Atonement.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58OK, you're going to say Atonement. Charlie and Ashley say Atonement.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01So Jim and Jacqueline said Sense And Sensibility.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07It's right.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13- 36. - APPLAUSE
0:34:17 > 0:34:20Now, Charlie and Ashley said the ten-letter one is Atonement.
0:34:20 > 0:34:24Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Atonement.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Ooh, bad luck, Charlie and Ashley. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.
0:34:30 > 0:34:35Which means, Jim and Jacqueline, after three questions you are through to the final 2-1.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37APPLAUSE
0:34:41 > 0:34:44Well played, Jim and Jacqueline. Sorry, guys.
0:34:44 > 0:34:45Atonement's only got nine letters.
0:34:45 > 0:34:49If you put an S on the end for Atonements,
0:34:49 > 0:34:53you would have scored 100 points, cos Atonement's an Ian McEwan novel
0:34:53 > 0:34:57but Keira Knightley was in the film of it and was in the film of Pride And Prejudice as well.
0:34:57 > 0:35:00Persuasion is the ten-letter one. And that would have scored you...
0:35:02 > 0:35:03..32 points.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06Pride And Prejudice just below it would have scored 57,
0:35:06 > 0:35:08so it wouldn't have won you the points.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11You did well to risk it, to be honest. The one at the top is...
0:35:11 > 0:35:14- Emma.- ..Emma. It's the biggest scorer, actually.
0:35:14 > 0:35:1766 points for that - beat Pride And Prejudice, even. And 10, 5?
0:35:17 > 0:35:20- Northanger Abbey. - Northanger Abbey for 30 points.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23So, actually, Northanger Abbey is the best answer there.
0:35:23 > 0:35:24Thanks very much indeed.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round, I'm afraid, is Charlie and Ashley.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30What a great performance today, though.
0:35:30 > 0:35:34Fantastic performance right through to the head-to-head but this is where we say goodbye.
0:35:34 > 0:35:39- It's been great having you. Thanks for playing. Charlie and Ashley. - Cheers.- Thank you. Thanks a lot.
0:35:39 > 0:35:40APPLAUSE
0:35:42 > 0:35:44But for Jim and Jacqueline, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50Congratulations, Jim and Jacqueline.
0:35:50 > 0:35:54You fought off all the competition and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:36:02 > 0:36:06and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £4,500.
0:36:06 > 0:36:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:11 > 0:36:14Well, we've taken you on a pretty thorough tour of general knowledge.
0:36:14 > 0:36:18We started off with chemical elements with an O in their name,
0:36:18 > 0:36:22then we had comedy catchphrases, then we had clues to the London Underground,
0:36:22 > 0:36:23then we had rugby questions,
0:36:23 > 0:36:24then we had Jane Austen,
0:36:24 > 0:36:28and here you are with a pointless answer in your back pocket, as well,
0:36:28 > 0:36:29for livermorium, which is wonderful.
0:36:29 > 0:36:32As always, you kick this round off by choosing your category.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34You have four options to choose from. They are...
0:36:45 > 0:36:49Formula One - no. Famous Vans - can't even think.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51We'll go for Dance Acts,
0:36:51 > 0:36:53in the hope that it's a music question, not dance.
0:36:53 > 0:36:57OK, you're going to go for Dance Acts. Dance Acts.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00OK, good luck, guys. Going to give you three options here.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03We're looking for any UK Top 40 single credited to
0:37:03 > 0:37:05any of the following acts, please.
0:37:05 > 0:37:09We're looking for any Daft Punk UK Top 40 single.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12We're looking for any Fatboy Slim UK Top 40 single.
0:37:12 > 0:37:16Or any Prodigy Top 40 single.
0:37:16 > 0:37:20So any UK Top 40 single credited to one of those three artists, please.
0:37:20 > 0:37:24- And all of those are up to August 2013.- OK, thanks very much indeed.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26As always, you've got up to a minute to come up with three answers
0:37:26 > 0:37:30and all you need to win that jackpot of £4,500
0:37:30 > 0:37:32is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:37:32 > 0:37:35Do remember, the answers you give can come from any of the categories.
0:37:35 > 0:37:39Up to you how you spread them across. They can all come from the same one or one from each,
0:37:39 > 0:37:42two from one, one from another. Entirely up to you. Are you ready?
0:37:42 > 0:37:45- Yes.- OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47Your time starts now.
0:37:47 > 0:37:48OK.
0:37:48 > 0:37:52Er, so, Daft Punk - you've obviously got Get Lucky,
0:37:52 > 0:37:54which is too recent. What about...
0:37:54 > 0:37:58Is it Celebrate? Is that Daft Punk?
0:37:58 > 0:38:02- Fatboy Slim, you've got... - Praise You. Too obvious.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07Firestarter was too big. Er...
0:38:08 > 0:38:10Fatboy Slim. Er...
0:38:12 > 0:38:14I can't think!
0:38:14 > 0:38:16- Drawn a blank.- I know!
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Any other Daft Punk?
0:38:23 > 0:38:24No, unless...
0:38:24 > 0:38:27Something off the newest album.
0:38:29 > 0:38:30Er...
0:38:36 > 0:38:38Ten seconds left.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41We could say Praise You, even though it's so obvious.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44- Er...- Funk Soul Brother.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49OK, that's your time up. I now need your three answers.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52- What are you going to give me? - Fatboy Slim...
0:38:54 > 0:38:56- Praise You.- Praise You.- Praise You.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00- Daft Punk - Celebrate.- Celebrate.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03- And...- Firestarter.
0:39:03 > 0:39:07- The Prodigy - Firestarter. - Firestarter. OK.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10Now, of those three, which is your most likely to be pointless,
0:39:10 > 0:39:13- do you think?- Er... - Praise You.- Praise You.- Praise You?
0:39:13 > 0:39:17- We'll pop that last. Least likely?- Daft Punk.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20- Daft Punk.- Daft Punk.- Yep. - The Daft Punk one, Celebrate?
0:39:20 > 0:39:23OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order and here they are.
0:39:23 > 0:39:24We have got...
0:39:28 > 0:39:30Well, very best of luck. Your first answer, Celebrate,
0:39:30 > 0:39:32you thought was least likely to be pointless.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34But only one of them has to be pointless
0:39:34 > 0:39:36for you to win that jackpot, £4,500.
0:39:36 > 0:39:41- What would you do if you won it, Jim?- Probably New York for me.
0:39:41 > 0:39:46- New York. Jacqueline?- Well, it's my mum's 70th birthday next year.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49I'd like to take her to Paris. So I would...
0:39:49 > 0:39:52- After we've been to Paris, I'm going to New York!- Lovely.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55OK, well, best of luck. Three perfectly good answers on the board.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58Who knows? Maybe one of them might be pointless.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00Well, Celebrate, as I say, was your least confident answer.
0:40:00 > 0:40:05Let's find out if that is, indeed, a Daft Punk song.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08For £4,500, how many people said it?
0:40:10 > 0:40:15Ooh, bad luck! An incorrect answer, I'm afraid.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19Mind you, you weren't expecting that to be pointless, so that's fine.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Only two more shots at today's jackpot.
0:40:21 > 0:40:24Your next answer is Firestarter.
0:40:24 > 0:40:26Again, this has to be correct, then it has to be pointless
0:40:26 > 0:40:28for you to win that jackpot.
0:40:28 > 0:40:32So for £4,500, let's find out how money people said Firestarter was a prodigy single.
0:40:34 > 0:40:40Well, it's right. Your first answer, Celebrate, was an incorrect answer.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42Your second answer scores 58.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44APPLAUSE
0:40:47 > 0:40:49That's a big score for Firestarter there.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51Only one more chance to win today's jackpot.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54Everything is now riding on Praise You.
0:40:55 > 0:40:59You thought this was probably your most likely of the three to be pointless.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Let's hope that it is. It has to be correct,
0:41:02 > 0:41:04then it has to be pointless to win that jackpot.
0:41:04 > 0:41:08For £4,500, let's find out how many people said Praise You was a Fatboy Slim single.
0:41:11 > 0:41:16Well, it's right. Your first answer, Celebrate, was an incorrect answer.
0:41:16 > 0:41:20Your second answer, Firestarter, scored 58.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22Now Praise You by Fatboy Slim
0:41:22 > 0:41:24stops at 20. Oh, bad luck.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26APPLAUSE
0:41:28 > 0:41:32Well, that was a valiant attempt. It was quite a tough round for you, I think, but, unfortunately,
0:41:32 > 0:41:35you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer,
0:41:35 > 0:41:39so you don't win today's jackpot of £4,500. That will roll over to the next show.
0:41:39 > 0:41:43We've really enjoyed having you on the show - both shows, in fact - and you do, of course,
0:41:43 > 0:41:46- get to take home a pointless trophy, so very well done.- Thank you.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49- Richard.- Yeah, well played, guys. Sorry about that.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52Celebrate - the Daft Punk song you're thinking of is One More Time,
0:41:52 > 0:41:54which has the "celebrate" in the lyrics.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57It would have scored you 11 points, One More Time.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00Their biggest scorers - Around The World would have got even more, 19.
0:42:00 > 0:42:01Get Lucky would have scored 33.
0:42:01 > 0:42:05There's a few pointless answers from each of these categories, and some hits up there, as well.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08For Daft Punk, Burnin' would have won you the money.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Digital Love, which is one of their big hits,
0:42:10 > 0:42:14would have been a pointless answer, as would Musique.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16Let's take a look at Fatboy Slim.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Demons was a pointless answer.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Star 69, Sunset (Bird of Prey).
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Ya Mama was a pointless answer.
0:42:22 > 0:42:26Everybody Needs A 303 also a pointless answer for Fatboy Slim.
0:42:26 > 0:42:30And for the Prodigy, Baby's Got A Temper was a pointless answer.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32Fire was a pointless answer - it was a double A-side with Jericho,
0:42:32 > 0:42:34which would have scored one point.
0:42:34 > 0:42:37One Love was a pointless answer. That would have been a good one.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39And Ruff In The Jungle Bizzness, of course,
0:42:39 > 0:42:43which was a double A-side with Out Of Space, would have scored you two.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46Thanks very much indeed. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you,
0:42:46 > 0:42:50Jim and Jacqueline. It's been brilliant having you. Thank you for playing. Jim and Jacqueline.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53APPLAUSE
0:42:54 > 0:42:57Sadly, Jim and Jacqueline didn't win our jackpot today,
0:42:57 > 0:43:02which means it rolls over on to the next show, when we will be playing for £5,500.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:04 > 0:43:06Join us next time to see if someone can win it.
0:43:06 > 0:43:10- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:43:10 > 0:43:13APPLAUSE