Episode 21

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0:00:12 > 0:00:15APPLAUSE

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:24 > 0:00:28the show where the aim of the game is to find the most obscure answer possible.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31APPLAUSE

0:00:33 > 0:00:35- And couple number one. - Hi, Alexander.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37My name's Ken, this is my wife, Gail,

0:00:37 > 0:00:39and we're from Warrington in Cheshire.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40And couple number two.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Hello, my name is Sandra, this is Erika.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46I'm the mother, my daughter, and we're both from Newcastle.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47Couple number three.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Hi, I'm Suzy, this is my friend, Jo, and we're from Bristol.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52And, finally, couple number four.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Hi, my name's Jon, this is my friend, Olly,

0:00:54 > 0:00:56and we're from Cardiff.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58And these are today's contestants.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00APPLAUSE

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Thanks very much, all of you. We'll find out more about you

0:01:02 > 0:01:04throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08He's a hard-boiled knowledge gumshoe

0:01:08 > 0:01:11beating the streets of facts every night

0:01:11 > 0:01:15with nothing but a fedora, a laptop, and a quizzical look,

0:01:15 > 0:01:16and he always gets the dame.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18It's my Pointless friend...

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- it's Richard.- Hiya.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Hi, everybody. Hiya. APPLAUSE

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Good afternoon.- Yeah, good afternoon.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Oh, that last show, one of my favourite shows ever, I think,

0:01:29 > 0:01:32- it had a bit of everything in it, didn't it?- Yeah.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35We've got a lot of people on today's show returning from it, as well.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37We've got Ken and Gail, we started out with them.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- Ken slightly misunderstood the question.- Yeah.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42And they got knocked out because of it, which is a real shame,

0:01:42 > 0:01:43but these things happen.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Then the second round, Jon told us

0:01:45 > 0:01:47- that Great Expectations was by Jane Austen.- Yes.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Which it's not, apparently, it's by Charles Dickens.

0:01:50 > 0:01:51Who knew that?

0:01:51 > 0:01:55And yet, still, managed to get through, managed to beat Suzy and Jo.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58I still can't work out how that happened, but it did happen.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01And they got through to the head-to-head and played Paul and Ray.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Paul and Ray were amazing, weren't they?- Yeah.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06They were terrific. 2-nil in the head-to-head, guys, wasn't it?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Then they won the jackpot, got two pointless answers in the jackpot,

0:02:09 > 0:02:10lovely guys, as well.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Took the money home, but we've got three of those returning pairs today,

0:02:14 > 0:02:16so, I think it's going to be terrific fun, isn't it?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- We've got a great show ahead of us. - Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23We've asked every question on Pointless to 100 people before the show.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25The aim of the game is to try and find a pointless answer,

0:02:25 > 0:02:28that being an answer that none of our 100 people gave and,

0:02:28 > 0:02:30each time that happens, we'll add 250 quid to the jackpot.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Now, Paul and Ray, as you'll have gathered,

0:02:32 > 0:02:34won the jackpot last time,

0:02:34 > 0:02:37so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39So, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45OK, now, the pair with the highest score

0:02:45 > 0:02:47at the end of the round will be eliminated,

0:02:47 > 0:02:50but do remember there is to be no conferring during the round.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53OK, our first category today is...

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:02:58 > 0:02:59who's going to go second.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02And, whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08OK, and the question concerns...

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Famous Etonians. Richard.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Oh, you know, actually, for once in the show, that's actually a typo.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20That should say "Famous Estonians," I'm so sorry.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- I wish!- Uh, we'll go with Etonians instead, shall we?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26On each pass, we're going to give you seven clues to famous people

0:03:26 > 0:03:29who attended Eton School. We'll give you their initials, as well.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31You just have to give us the most obscure of those answers, please.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34There's going to be 14 in all to have a go at at home, very best of luck.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Thanks very much indeed. So we are looking for the famous Etonians

0:03:37 > 0:03:39described by these clues.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07I'll read those all one last time.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32There we are. Now, Ken and Gail, you all drew lots before the show,

0:04:32 > 0:04:34and today you are going to go first.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Gail, I see that you've elected to go first this time.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40I wonder why that might be(!) What happened last time?

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Well, I think Ken misunderstood the question...

0:04:44 > 0:04:45You weren't listening, Ken.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49- That's my problem, I don't listen. - I'm always telling him, Alexander,

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- he doesn't listen.- Yeah. - LAUGHTER

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Um, OK, Gail, there is your board.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58- Pick the lowest scoring answer you can.- Well...

0:04:58 > 0:05:02I think I'm going to go for a punt on this one, because I think

0:05:02 > 0:05:05I may know the art dealer and owner of the White Cube Gallery,

0:05:05 > 0:05:09not personally, but I think it might be Jasper Johns.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Jasper Johns, says Gail. Let's see if it's right

0:05:13 > 0:05:16and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Jasper Johns.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Not again!- Oh, no, Gail! I'm really sorry!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Listen, I would be very surprised if that is the last 100 points

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- scored in this round. - Done it again!

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Not Jasper Johns. Anyway, it scored you the maximum of 100 points,

0:05:33 > 0:05:36- an incorrect answer. Sorry, Gail. - I'm so sorry, Gail,

0:05:36 > 0:05:38I am so sorry. That's two shows in a row now.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Yeah, he's an American artist, Jasper Johns,

0:05:40 > 0:05:43but not a gallerist or owner of the White Cube.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45A "gallerist"? Is that what they're called?

0:05:45 > 0:05:49- Yeah, someone who owns a gallery is a gallerist.- A gallerist?- Yeah.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Thank you very much.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53I'm going to look that up as soon as this show is over.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55"Gallerist!" Thanks, Richard.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56- Sandra...- Hello.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- ..welcome to the show.- Thank you. - From Newcastle.- I am.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01But not originally from Newcastle?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03This is my well-tuned ear picking this up.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06A very well-tuned ear. No, I'm originally from Canada.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Right. How long have you lived in Newcastle for?

0:06:09 > 0:06:14Ooh, since 1981, but I came over to Britain in early 1970s.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16And what do you do?

0:06:16 > 0:06:17I'm retired at the moment.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19- What did you do?- What did I do?

0:06:19 > 0:06:23I was head of e-learning at a large FE college in the North East.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Right you are. Now, then, Sandra...

0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Yes. - ..what about these old Etonians?

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Yes, um, I think I'll go for the first one,

0:06:31 > 0:06:34the University Challenge presenter, and say Bamber Gascoigne.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Bamber Gascoigne, says Sandra. Let's see if that's right

0:06:37 > 0:06:40and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Bamber Gascoigne.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44It's right.

0:06:48 > 0:06:5029 - not bad at all, Sandra.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52APPLAUSE

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Yeah, he presented University Challenge

0:06:57 > 0:06:59for 25 years, Bamber Gascoigne.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03- Thanks very much. Jo, welcome back. - Thanks.- Now, Round Two last time.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- Yes.- And you joined the 200 Club. - We did.- We did.- We're proud of that.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Yes, good. No, well done, you. And, Jo, remind us what you do.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13I'm a training consultant for a software company.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15And what do you get up to when you're not doing that, Jo?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17I watch a lot of football.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- I'm a bit of a fanatic. - There we are.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22So, Jo, what are you going to go for?

0:07:22 > 0:07:25I was going to go for the bottom one,

0:07:25 > 0:07:28but I'm not completely confident in my answer,

0:07:28 > 0:07:31so, I'm going to play it completely safe

0:07:31 > 0:07:34and go for "He became UK Prime Minister in 2010,"

0:07:34 > 0:07:36David Cameron.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39OK, completely safe.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42I think it's the safest one on the board, yeah.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44I wouldn't argue with that.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Let's see how many people said David Cameron for that.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51It's right.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Wow! 69. - APPLAUSE

0:07:55 > 0:07:5869.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- 69 of our 100 people. - Yes, interesting that, isn't it?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04The 19th British Prime Minister to have gone to Eton.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Olly, welcome back to Pointless. So, head-to-head last round.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Yes, good show. - Head-to-head, yeah, good show,

0:08:11 > 0:08:13despite some, er, aberrations along the way.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16- We did our best.- You did your best, no arguing with that.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Now, Olly, what do you do? - I'm a marketing consultant.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22That's right, and in your spare time?

0:08:22 > 0:08:24I'm still playing rugby.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26What, you haven't given up since the last show?

0:08:26 > 0:08:29No, still going, still going strong. Uh...

0:08:30 > 0:08:33That is it. I don't do a lot more, to be honest.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36But I might take up something new if anyone's got any suggestions.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37LAUGHTER

0:08:37 > 0:08:41OK, um, Olly, there we are, you're the last person to have this board.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Yes.- Do you want to talk us through it at all?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Well, the one I knew,

0:08:46 > 0:08:48believe it or not, has gone.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52But, I'm going to go...

0:08:52 > 0:08:55"Author who created James Bond."

0:08:55 > 0:08:56I'm saying Ian...

0:08:56 > 0:09:00I don't know what his second name is, but I'm going to punt Francis.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03OK, Ian Francis, says Olly.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06OK, Ian Francis, says Olly. Let's see if that's right and,

0:09:06 > 0:09:09if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Ian Francis.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Oh! - OK, bad luck, I'm afraid.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18An incorrect answer scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Sorry, Olly.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Carrying on as you left off last time, though,

0:09:22 > 0:09:24it's very impressive, and the creator

0:09:24 > 0:09:25of James Bond is, of course,

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Ian Fleming.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29It would have scored you 81 points,

0:09:29 > 0:09:31so a lot of people knew that.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Jo, if you'd gone for the bottom one, what would you have gone for?

0:09:34 > 0:09:38I've got George Osborne in my head and Gary Oldfield.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39LAUGHTER

0:09:40 > 0:09:42I'll tell you what, you have a lot of sympathy

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- if you've got George Osborne in your head.- Yeah!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Uh, it's George Orwell is the answer to that one.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50It would have scored you 67 points.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52"Plays Brody in Homeland"?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Damian Lewis.- Damian Lewis, yes. It would have scored you 30.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57"He presented I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue."

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Humphrey Lyttelton. - Humphrey Lyttelton,

0:09:59 > 0:10:01which would have scored you...

0:10:01 > 0:10:043 points, it would have been a very good answer, and the best answer was

0:10:04 > 0:10:05a pointless answer, Gail,

0:10:05 > 0:10:07you'll be devastated to hear, and it is

0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Jay Jopling.- Jay Jopling, yes!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Very well done if you said that at home.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Thanks very much, we're halfway through the round.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Let's take a look at those scores. The best score of that pass

0:10:17 > 0:10:19was yours, Sandra. Very well done. 29 points to you.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Up to 69 where we find Jo and Suzy...

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Gail, phew! You've been joined

0:10:24 > 0:10:25up at the top there.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29Gail and Ken, and Olly and Jon jockeying it out on 100,

0:10:29 > 0:10:32so, it's going to be between you, Ken, and you, Jon,

0:10:32 > 0:10:34to see who stays and who leaves at the end of the round.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Best of luck to both of you.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38We're going to come back down the line now.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44OK, we're going to put seven more clues up on the board

0:10:44 > 0:10:47and here they go. We have got...

0:11:15 > 0:11:18I'll read those all one last time.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Now, remember, we are looking for the famous Etonians described

0:11:47 > 0:11:49by these clues and, Jon, obviously, we're going to try

0:11:49 > 0:11:52and find you the lowest scoring answer there.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54So, yes, before you start, Jon, remind us what it is you do.

0:11:54 > 0:12:00I, for my sins, am a lettings agent in the fine city of Cardiff.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02What sins are those, Jon?

0:12:02 > 0:12:03LAUGHTER

0:12:03 > 0:12:06I mean, it is quite frowned upon, isn't it, the industry?

0:12:06 > 0:12:09I don't think it is. I don't think it is.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12I work for a family company, so we're very honest.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14- You look very happy with this board.- I...

0:12:15 > 0:12:16I've got three

0:12:16 > 0:12:18that I know on there,

0:12:18 > 0:12:21but, I think, seeing as how it's our last show,

0:12:21 > 0:12:23if it's wrong I'll go out on a bang.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25I think the fourth one down,

0:12:25 > 0:12:28"Represented Team GB at the 2012 Olympics"

0:12:28 > 0:12:30is William Fox-Pitt.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33William Fox-Pitt, says John. William Fox-Pitt.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Let's see if it's right.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37There's no red line for you as you are joint high-scorers,

0:12:37 > 0:12:40but let's see how many people said William Fox-Pitt.

0:12:48 > 0:12:508!

0:12:50 > 0:12:52APPLAUSE

0:12:52 > 0:12:53That, Jon,

0:12:53 > 0:12:56might be a game-changing answer. Very well done indeed,

0:12:56 > 0:12:57108 is your total.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Well played, Jon, terrific answer.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Yeah, he's a silver medallist at the Olympics, also been World Number 1,

0:13:02 > 0:13:05first Briton to be World Number 1 in eventing.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06Thanks very much indeed. Now, Suzy...

0:13:06 > 0:13:08- Hello.- Suzy, hello.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Remind us what you do, Suzy.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- I'm a financial advisor. - A financial advisor.- Yes.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17And what do you like doing? I bet you like financial advising...

0:13:17 > 0:13:20- Oh, I do love it.- ..but, when you're not financial advising.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Um, I do like karaoke and a bit of singing, and...

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Do you take your karaoke very seriously?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29I do, I mean, the local pub that I go to has a regular karaoke night,

0:13:29 > 0:13:32so I try and attend that as often as I can,

0:13:32 > 0:13:34but I'd quite like to get into more...like the open mic nights,

0:13:34 > 0:13:37like the serious side of it and do that side of the singing.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39The serious side of karaoke?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Well, sort of. Where people don't laugh at you and they encourage you.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Yeah, OK.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Now, listen, Suzy, you're on 69.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48High-scorers at the moment, Jon and Olly at 108.

0:13:48 > 0:13:5138 or less gets you into the next round.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Um...the board's not too bad.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57I would have preferred Jo's, but there are a couple that I do know.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58So, I think I'll go for

0:13:58 > 0:14:02"He has won three Olympic golds "alongside Steve Redgrave,"

0:14:02 > 0:14:04- and say Matthew Pinsent. - Matthew Pinsent, says Suzy.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Matthew Pinsent. There's your red line.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07If you get below that

0:14:07 > 0:14:09you're in Round Two.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Let's see how many of our 100 said Matthew Pinsent.

0:14:19 > 0:14:20- Oh!- 42!

0:14:20 > 0:14:22APPLAUSE

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Jon and Olly, you're in Round Two.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Suzy and Jo, for the moment, you are our high-scorers on 111.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Yeah, a good answer though.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Yeah, four gold medals for Matthew Pinsent.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34He started rowing at 13 when he was at school.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Erika, there you are on 29.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41A great performance from Sandra in the first round.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42Erika, what do you do?

0:14:42 > 0:14:44I work for the Alzheimer's Society,

0:14:44 > 0:14:47so it's a charity that helps people with dementia in the research team.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49- And where do you do that? - Here in London.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51- In London?- Yeah, yeah.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Right, so you've moved down from Newcastle.- Yeah.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55How long have you been in London?

0:14:55 > 0:14:56Eh, about eight years.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59So, when people say, "Where are you from?" What do you tend to answer?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Newcastle, of course! Yeah, yeah.- Yeah.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Um, you're on 29 at the moment.

0:15:05 > 0:15:10The high-scorers now Suzy and Jo on 111, so 81 or less gets you through.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13OK, so, em...

0:15:13 > 0:15:15I'm kind of... Well, I'm definitely sure about one,

0:15:15 > 0:15:18but I'm not going to say that one, and then there's two that I'm...

0:15:18 > 0:15:20kind of sure about,

0:15:20 > 0:15:22but I think I'll go with the bottom one which is

0:15:22 > 0:15:25"Plays the Prince Regent in Blackadder the Third"

0:15:25 > 0:15:28and go with Hugh Laurie.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30"Hugh Laurie," says Erika. Hugh Laurie.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32There's your red line, if you get below that red line,

0:15:32 > 0:15:34you are through to the next round.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Let's see if Hugh Laurie's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40- Yes!- Very well done.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43- 52. - APPLAUSE

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Oh, phew!

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Takes your total up to 81.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Well played, Erika. Another rower Hugh Laurie, actually.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- He rowed in the boat race, as well. - He did, yeah.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55And he famously played Bertie Wooster, who also went to Eton.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Only fictionally, but he did.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Thanks very much, Richard.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Now, Ken, we now have

0:16:01 > 0:16:03a meaningful contest on our hands.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05You have to score 10 or less.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Ken, what do you like to get up to?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10In the summer, I play bowls,

0:16:10 > 0:16:11Crown Green Bowls.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15Um, I do some, eh...Celtic knotwork.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19- Get out of town, Ken!- I do. - Celtic knotwork?- Yes.

0:16:19 > 0:16:24Ken, there are one, two, three, four blank spaces there.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Do you think you can fill one in that will score you 10 or less, Ken?

0:16:27 > 0:16:28Hopefully, yes.

0:16:28 > 0:16:32I'll go for the "Goon who starred in the BBC comedy It's A Square World,"

0:16:32 > 0:16:34that's Michael Bentine.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Michael Bentine, says Ken. Michael Bentine.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Now, this is exciting. There's your red line.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41If you can get below that red line with Michael Bentine,

0:16:41 > 0:16:44you go through to Round Two, for the first time!

0:16:45 > 0:16:46Let's see if it's right.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Let's see how many people said Michael Bentine.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57GROANING

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Oh, 23, Ken!

0:16:59 > 0:17:01APPLAUSE

0:17:01 > 0:17:0323 takes your total up to 123.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05I'm so sorry.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Sorry, Ken. Yeah, another old Etonian, Michael Bentine.

0:17:08 > 0:17:13- His mum paid his school fees through her bridge winnings.- That's good.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Nice, innit? Let's fill in the rest of this board.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18There is an answer up there that would have seen you through to the next round.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20- I knew them all! - Do you know the Cambridge spy?

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Guy Burgess.- Guy Burgess would have scored you 3 points.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Um, the British explorer was...

0:17:26 > 0:17:27Ranulph Fiennes.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30He would have scored you 24.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Now, do you think Boris Johnson got more points than David Cameron?

0:17:33 > 0:17:35- He probably did, yes.- He did indeed.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36He got 81 points.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Cameron will like that.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42He certainly will. Thanks very much indeed.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46So, at the end of that first round, I'm afraid our high-scorers on 123

0:17:46 > 0:17:49are Ken and Gail. We have to say goodbye to you.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50- It's Round One again!- Never mind.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- But, Ken, it wasn't your fault this time.- No!- Ah!

0:17:53 > 0:17:5550/50, like everything else.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Oh, but, Gail, that was a good punt, though.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59I mean, it's nice to take a punt.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Anyway, it's been great having you on both shows.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05- Thank you so much for playing. Ken and Gail.- Thank you. - APPLAUSE

0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Best of luck.- But, for the remaining three pairs,

0:18:07 > 0:18:09it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15And so three pairs remain.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Obviously, at the end of this round, we will have to dispatch

0:18:17 > 0:18:19another pair in time for our head-to-head round.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23I wonder who that's going to be? Our category for Round Two is...

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Oh!

0:18:26 > 0:18:29The UK Charts. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:18:29 > 0:18:31who's going to go second.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33And, whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Artists who've had a UK best-selling single of the year.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Richard.- Yeah, we're looking for the names of any artists who've had

0:18:53 > 0:18:56the best-selling single of the year in the UK, any year from 1952

0:18:56 > 0:18:59all the way through to 2011, please.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Thanks very much, Richard. Now, then, Erika.

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Yeah, I can only think of one

0:19:03 > 0:19:08and I just can't get it out of my head, so I'll go with Bryan Adams.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12"Bryan Adams," says Erika. Bryan Adams. Let's see if that's right.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bryan Adams.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18It's right.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25- Woo!- 15.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Great! - APPLAUSE

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Good start to the round, Erika. Very well done. 15 for Bryan Adams.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Well played, Erika. Sold over 8 million copies worldwide,

0:19:33 > 0:19:35number one for 16 weeks.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Thanks very much. Now, Suzy...

0:19:38 > 0:19:41I'm going to have to play safe and hope that Jo has

0:19:41 > 0:19:44something good up her sleeve, so I will say Wet, Wet, Wet.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Wet, Wet, Wet, says Suzy. Let's see if that's right,

0:19:48 > 0:19:51let's see how many people said it. I think that's a good answer.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54It's right.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00Well, 15 is our only score so far. You've passed that.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02- 8! - APPLAUSE

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Very well done indeed, Suzy. 8 for Wet, Wet, Wet.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Well played, Suzy. Yeah, the 10th biggest selling single

0:20:08 > 0:20:11in the UK of all time, Love Is All Around.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- Thanks very much indeed. Now, Jon...- Hello.

0:20:14 > 0:20:19Yes, Jon, singles. Best-selling singles of the year in the UK.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22The only one that I think that I know was a big seller,

0:20:22 > 0:20:26top seller, was Rihanna's Umbrella, so I'm going to say Rihanna.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Rihanna. OK, let's see if Rihanna's right and, if it is,

0:20:29 > 0:20:32let's see how many of our 100 people said Rihanna.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- 6! - APPLAUSE

0:20:43 > 0:20:45It's all going in the right direction, Jon!

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Very well done indeed. 6 for Rihanna.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Well done, Jon. It wasn't Umbrella though.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53It was her single with Eminem, Love The Way You Lie.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Ooh!- That was a biggest selling single in 2010,

0:20:56 > 0:20:58so we won't accept Eminem either now, if that's all right.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Yeah, Eminem featuring Rihanna. - Thanks very much.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02We're halfway through the round.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Let's take a look at those scores as they stand. Jon, very well done.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08The lowest score halfway through the round.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Then up to 8 where we find Suzy and Jo,

0:21:10 > 0:21:14and then up to 15, Erika and Sandra, so, yes,

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Sandra, you are out in front there,

0:21:16 > 0:21:19but a nice low score from you will see you through to the head-to-head.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22Best of luck with that. We're going to come back down the line now.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29OK, now, Olly, remember, we're looking for any artist or band

0:21:29 > 0:21:32who's had a UK best-selling single of the year.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36You're on 6, the high-scorers, as I say, Sandra and Erika on 15.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38So, if you can score 8 or less,

0:21:38 > 0:21:40- you won't be the high-scorers. - Right...

0:21:42 > 0:21:45I know this guy did well, so I'm going to go for it.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Gareth Gates.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48So, Olly, you're saying Gareth Gates.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51There's your red line, Olly, if you get below that,

0:21:51 > 0:21:52you're in the head-to-head.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Oh, bad luck!

0:21:58 > 0:22:00- Gareth Gates?! - LAUGHTER

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Bad luck, Olly, that's an incorrect answer.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05It scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Yeah, he's had a few number ones over the years, Gareth Gates,

0:22:08 > 0:22:11but he hasn't been top of that chart, I'm afraid.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Thanks, Richard.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17- Jo, yes, you need to score 97 or less.- OK.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Um, I can think of quite a few.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23I might just might just play it safe, to be honest.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24I'm going to go with

0:22:24 > 0:22:26- Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody. - Queen, says Jo.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32You just have to get below that red line

0:22:32 > 0:22:34and you're in the head-to-head.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Oh, no!

0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Olly and Jon... - LAUGHTER

0:22:41 > 0:22:43..cannot believe it!

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Um, Jo and Suzy, ditto, cannot believe it.

0:22:46 > 0:22:50I'm afraid an incorrect answer with Queen scores you 100 points.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52- It takes you up to 108.- Bad luck.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55I would have said Bohemian Rhapsody would have been a best-selling

0:22:55 > 0:22:57single of the year, either one of the two times it was a big hit,

0:22:57 > 0:23:00but not unfortunately. Very sorry.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Uh, thanks, Richard. Now, Sandra... a big moment here.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06I am out of my league!

0:23:06 > 0:23:09- Oh, could be a lifeline for Jo and Suzy...- Indeed, indeed.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11I'm going to go for...

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Tom Jones.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Tom Jones. See, I would have thought that's a great answer.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Possibly.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Let's see if Tom Jones is right.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Let's see how many people said it, if it is.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24There's your red line.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29It's right! Very well done indeed, Sandra, you are through.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31That's a great answer.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35- 1! - APPLAUSE

0:23:35 > 0:23:37And the best score of the whole round, very well done, Sandra.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39It takes your total up to 16.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41- You are in the head-to-head.- Wow!

0:23:41 > 0:23:42Oh, very well played, Sandra.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Yeah, the best-selling single of 1966

0:23:44 > 0:23:47was The Green, Green Grass of Home by Tom Jones.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51There's plenty of them up there.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55You could have had Brotherhood Of Man, "Save Your Kisses For Me,"

0:23:55 > 0:23:56Culture Club, "Karma Chameleon,"

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Dexy's Midnight Runners with "Come On, Eileen,"

0:23:58 > 0:24:00would have been a great answer.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Engelbert Humperdinck, "Release Me," Lady Gaga, "Poker Face,"

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Rick Astley, "Never Gonna Give You Up."

0:24:05 > 0:24:07The Black Eyed Peas, "Where Is The Love?",

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Human League, "Don't You Want Me?"

0:24:09 > 0:24:11The Righteous Brothers, "Unchained Melody."

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Gareth Gates wasn't the biggest seller cos

0:24:13 > 0:24:15he didn't win Pop Idol that year, it was won by Will Young,

0:24:15 > 0:24:17and Will Young would have been a correct answer,

0:24:17 > 0:24:18it would have scored you 1 point.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21There's a few other pointless answers.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24You could have had Shaggy, Doris Day, you could have had The Communards,

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Gnarls Barkley would have been a pointless answer.

0:24:26 > 0:24:27Well done if you'd said that.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30You could have had Mud, Black Box, Boney M.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Bob the Builder a pointless answer, as well.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36- What year was that?! - Bob the Builder?- Yeah.

0:24:36 > 0:24:40That was like kind of 2000, something like that.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Bob the Builder, "Can We Fix It?" A Christmas number one.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45A lot of the Christmas number one's are the big sellers.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Also could have had Tony Christie featuring Peter Kay,

0:24:48 > 0:24:50"Is This The Way To Amarillo?"

0:24:50 > 0:24:51Thanks very much.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54So, at the end of our second round, I'm afraid the pair leaving us

0:24:54 > 0:24:55with their high score of 108,

0:24:55 > 0:24:57it's Jo and Suzy.

0:24:57 > 0:24:58Oh, I'm sorry!

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Dear, oh, dear! So close though.

0:25:01 > 0:25:02We've been robbed again!

0:25:02 > 0:25:04So, close. And Olly...!

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Olly and Jon, "Ian Francis,"

0:25:07 > 0:25:09are going through to the head-to-head.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Jo and Suzy, I'm really sorry. It's been lovely having you on

0:25:12 > 0:25:14both shows, but this is where we have to say goodbye.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17- Thanks very much for playing. Jo and Suzy. - APPLAUSE

0:25:17 > 0:25:20But, for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for the head-to-head.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Congratulations, Erika and Sandra, Jon and Olly,

0:25:27 > 0:25:30you're now one step closer to the final and the chance to play

0:25:30 > 0:25:32for our jackpot, which currently stands at £1,000.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36Now, we have to decide who's going to go to the final and play

0:25:36 > 0:25:38for that money and, to do that, you're going to go head-to-head.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40The difference is you're now allowed to confer,

0:25:40 > 0:25:43you can chat before you give your answers, and the first pair to win

0:25:43 > 0:25:46two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50APPLAUSE

0:25:54 > 0:25:57OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:26:01 > 0:26:04- Pride and Prejudice Actors.- We're going to show you five pictures

0:26:04 > 0:26:07of actors taking part in productions of Pride and Prejudice.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10You just need to name the most obscure of these, please. Good luck.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11Thanks, very much indeed. OK, let's reveal

0:26:11 > 0:26:15our five Pride and Prejudice actors, and here they are. We've got...

0:26:32 > 0:26:36There we are, five actors who've taken parts in Pride and Prejudice.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Now, Erika and Sandra, you've played best throughout the show so far,

0:26:39 > 0:26:41- so you will go first. - WHISPERING

0:26:41 > 0:26:43(I know, yeah, yeah.)

0:26:43 > 0:26:44(I know A, B and D.)

0:26:46 > 0:26:49WHISPERING CONTINUES

0:26:50 > 0:26:53- (C is Kate Beckinsale.) - (No, it isn't!)

0:26:54 > 0:26:57We would like to go for E, Anna Chancellor.

0:26:57 > 0:27:01Anna Chancellor, say Erika and Sandra for E. Anna Chancellor.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Jon and Olly, talk us through the board.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06- We don't know. - LAUGHTER

0:27:06 > 0:27:08- It's a nice board, though.- Yeah.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10But we're going to go D

0:27:10 > 0:27:13and it is a punt, I think we've got his second name.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15- Donald Sutherland?- You're going to say D, Donald Sutherland.

0:27:17 > 0:27:18So, we have E, Anna Chancellor,

0:27:18 > 0:27:21D, Donald Sutherland. Erika and Sandra said Anna Chancellor.

0:27:21 > 0:27:22Let's see if that's right

0:27:22 > 0:27:25and let's see how many people said it if it is Anna Chancellor.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Very well done indeed.

0:27:36 > 0:27:385 for Anna Chancellor. Good answer.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40APPLAUSE

0:27:42 > 0:27:45Jon and Olly have said Donald Sutherland. A bit of a punt,

0:27:45 > 0:27:48but Donald Sutherland you've said for D. Let's see if that's right.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51If it is, let's see how many people said Donald Sutherland.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55It's right.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00- 45. - APPLAUSE

0:28:04 > 0:28:08Not a bad answer, Jon and Olly, but Erika and Sandra, you win that one.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10After one question, you're up 1-nil.

0:28:10 > 0:28:14Yeah, well played, Erika and Sandra. Let's fill in the rest of this board.

0:28:14 > 0:28:18A is Carey Mulligan, she would have scored you 10 points there.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21B is Emilia Fox.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25She would have scored you 20 and there's a pointless up there.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27That is Talulah Riley.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30Very well done if you said that pointless answer.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33Thanks very much. OK, here comes your second question.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35Jon and Olly, you get to answer this one first,

0:28:35 > 0:28:37but you have to win it to stay in the game.

0:28:37 > 0:28:38Best of luck. It concerns...

0:28:40 > 0:28:42THEY LAUGH

0:28:42 > 0:28:43..Denmark, Richard.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46Yeah, it's simply five clues now to facts about Denmark.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48Can you give us the most obscure answer to these?

0:28:48 > 0:28:51Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five clues and here they come.

0:28:51 > 0:28:52We have got...

0:29:07 > 0:29:08I'll read those one last time.

0:29:22 > 0:29:26There we are, Jon and Olly, five clues to five facts about Denmark.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29HE INHALES SHARPLY

0:29:29 > 0:29:32- (The capital city's obvious...) - HE WHISPERS

0:29:33 > 0:29:36OK. We think that...

0:29:36 > 0:29:40the Oresund Bridge connects Denmark to Sweden.

0:29:40 > 0:29:45Denmark to Sweden, say Jon and Olly. Denmark to Sweden.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47OK, Erika and Sandra, the board is all yours.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49THEY WHISPER

0:29:49 > 0:29:50(Yeah? OK.)

0:29:50 > 0:29:52OK, um...

0:29:52 > 0:29:55We're kind of sure about the top one, but not completely, so we'll

0:29:55 > 0:29:59go with the third one, which is the unit of currency, which is krone.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01Krone, say Erika and Sandra.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03OK, so in the order they were given, Jon and Olly have said

0:30:03 > 0:30:06the Oresund Bridge connects Denmark to Sweden. Let's see if that's right

0:30:06 > 0:30:09and, if it is, let's see how many people said that.

0:30:11 > 0:30:12It's right.

0:30:17 > 0:30:18There we are. 31.

0:30:18 > 0:30:19APPLAUSE

0:30:22 > 0:30:2531, so Erika and Sandra, that is what you have to beat

0:30:25 > 0:30:27with your answer, the krone, the main unit of currency,

0:30:27 > 0:30:30Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said krone.

0:30:34 > 0:30:35It's right.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37If this goes below 31, then you go...

0:30:37 > 0:30:39- APPLAUSE - 47.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44Well done, Jon and Olly. You're back in the game.

0:30:44 > 0:30:45After two questions, it's 1-all.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48Great answer, Jon and Olly, well played.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50Yeah, there was a TV series called The Bridge,

0:30:50 > 0:30:52which was based on a murder on the Oresund Bridge

0:30:52 > 0:30:55and the two different countries having to investigate it together.

0:30:55 > 0:30:58Um, now the island that it's the largest dependent territory,

0:30:58 > 0:31:00what would you have gone for, for that?

0:31:00 > 0:31:03- Greenland.- Greenland is the correct answer, it would have seen

0:31:03 > 0:31:06- you in the final, as well, cos it would have scored you 9 points.- Oh!

0:31:06 > 0:31:09The name of its capital city, I think everyone knew, was Copenhagen.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Big scorer, though. It would have scored you 66.

0:31:11 > 0:31:14And the first name of the Queen would have scored you 10 points

0:31:14 > 0:31:16if you'd said Margrethe.

0:31:17 > 0:31:18Margrethe II.

0:31:18 > 0:31:21Thank you very much. So, here comes your third question.

0:31:21 > 0:31:22This is the decider. Whoever wins this

0:31:22 > 0:31:25goes through to the final and plays for the jackpot.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...

0:31:30 > 0:31:32- THEY LAUGH - Chemical formulae. Richard.

0:31:32 > 0:31:34We're going to show you five everyday names of things

0:31:34 > 0:31:36alongside their chemical formulae.

0:31:36 > 0:31:37You need to tell us what the things are.

0:31:37 > 0:31:40We're going to give you alternate letters, just got to fill in the gaps.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43OK, thanks very much. Let's reveal our five chemical formulae,

0:31:43 > 0:31:45and here they are.

0:32:07 > 0:32:10I'll read those again without the blanks.

0:32:24 > 0:32:30There we are. Five chemical formulae and their common names.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35- Erika and Sandra, you will go first this time.- OK.

0:32:35 > 0:32:37(What do you think?)

0:32:37 > 0:32:38THEY WHISPER

0:32:38 > 0:32:40(No? Yeah?)

0:32:40 > 0:32:43- We will go for... - (No, no...the fourth one.)

0:32:43 > 0:32:46..the fourth one down and say quartz.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48Quartz.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50Quartz, say Erika and Sandra.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53Now, Jon and Olly, the rest are all yours.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56- We think we know two.- Yeah. Erm..

0:32:56 > 0:32:58What do you want to do?

0:32:58 > 0:33:00I don't know which one to go for.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02- I reckon...- You choose, mate. - The bottom one's got to be it.

0:33:02 > 0:33:03Yeah, go for it.

0:33:03 > 0:33:05We think the bottom one, N2O,

0:33:05 > 0:33:06is laughing gas.

0:33:06 > 0:33:09OK, you're going to go for laughing gas.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12We have quartz and we have laughing gas. Now, Erika and Sandra,

0:33:12 > 0:33:15you have gone for quartz. Let's see if that's right and,

0:33:15 > 0:33:18if it is, let's see how many people said quartz.

0:33:20 > 0:33:21It's right.

0:33:25 > 0:33:27- 51 for quartz. - APPLAUSE

0:33:29 > 0:33:3151. Now, Jon and Olly

0:33:31 > 0:33:34have gone for laughing gas at the bottom there, N2O.

0:33:34 > 0:33:36Let's see if that's right and, if it is,

0:33:36 > 0:33:39let's see how many of our 100 people said laughing gas.

0:33:41 > 0:33:42It's right.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47- 47! - HE LAUGHS

0:33:47 > 0:33:49APPLAUSE

0:33:49 > 0:33:52Jon and Olly, very well done indeed.

0:33:52 > 0:33:55After three questions, you are through to the final, 2-1.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57LAUGHTER

0:33:57 > 0:34:00Very well done. You've come through this head-to-head really well.

0:34:00 > 0:34:01Nitrous oxide, of course, laughing gas.

0:34:01 > 0:34:04There's a couple of other answers that would have seen you

0:34:04 > 0:34:06through to the final. Do you know the second one?

0:34:08 > 0:34:10It's limestone.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12Limestone and that would have scored you 43.

0:34:12 > 0:34:16The biggest scorer up there's the third one, which is ammonia.

0:34:17 > 0:34:19That would have scored 82. Now, the best answer is the top one.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22It's vitamin, obviously, but vitamin what?

0:34:22 > 0:34:25- What would you go for?- I'd have gone for C.- What would you have gone for?

0:34:25 > 0:34:27- E.- B.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30C. It's vitamin C. LAUGHTER

0:34:30 > 0:34:34That would have scored you 27 points. Well done if you said that at home.

0:34:34 > 0:34:35Thanks very much indeed.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:34:38 > 0:34:41it's Erika and Sandra. Well, very much against the grain of play,

0:34:41 > 0:34:44you've played so consistently well throughout the show

0:34:44 > 0:34:47and then you've come up against the brainboxes...

0:34:47 > 0:34:48LAUGHTER

0:34:48 > 0:34:51- ..and they've seen you off, I'm afraid to say.- They have.

0:34:51 > 0:34:54Good news for us, though. We get to see you again next time.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56Otherwise, you'd only have been on for one time

0:34:56 > 0:34:58and that wouldn't have been long enough,

0:34:58 > 0:35:00but we'll look forward to that.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02- Erika and Sandra, thanks so much for playing.- Thank you.

0:35:02 > 0:35:04APPLAUSE

0:35:04 > 0:35:07But, for Jon and Olly, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14Congratulations, Jon and Olly, you've fought off all

0:35:14 > 0:35:17the competition and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:35:24 > 0:35:28and at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at £1,000.

0:35:28 > 0:35:30There it is. Now, listen, we've joked a lot today,

0:35:30 > 0:35:32but you have actually done very well.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35There's been some good answering along the way.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37What would you like to see come up in this last round?

0:35:38 > 0:35:39- Certainly sport.- Sport.

0:35:39 > 0:35:42'90s obscure football players would be a good one.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44- OK.- But anything, really.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46We've got a trophy, so we're very happy with that.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48Well, yeah, don't forget.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51You've got that trophy, but you can choose from four

0:35:51 > 0:35:53categories for your last round, and here they are.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55We have got...

0:36:03 > 0:36:06- It's got to be Sporting Awards. - It's got to be Sporting Awards.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09- OK?- We're happy with that. - Sporting Awards it is.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11OK, guys, you've come a long way since question one of show one,

0:36:11 > 0:36:14I'm really glad you're in the final. Very best of luck with this.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17A nice category for you. It's three different options for you.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19We're looking for anyone who's won

0:36:19 > 0:36:22the Professional Golf Association of America Player Of The Year since 1948.

0:36:22 > 0:36:24That's all the way through to 2013.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26We're looking for anyone who won

0:36:26 > 0:36:29the Professional Football Association Player Of The Year from when it

0:36:29 > 0:36:34was first given out in 1974 all the way through to the 2012/2013 season.

0:36:34 > 0:36:35Or any tennis player who's won

0:36:35 > 0:36:38the BBC Overseas Sports Personality Award.

0:36:38 > 0:36:40Very, very best of luck.

0:36:40 > 0:36:43OK, now, as always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three

0:36:43 > 0:36:46answers and all you need to win that jackpot of £1,000 is for just

0:36:46 > 0:36:48one of those answers to be pointless. Now, remember,

0:36:48 > 0:36:52the answers you give can come from any of these categories and how you

0:36:52 > 0:36:55choose to spread them across those categories is entirely down to you.

0:36:55 > 0:36:58They could all come from the PFA, they could all be PGA,

0:36:58 > 0:37:01or you could have one from each. It's entirely up to you.

0:37:01 > 0:37:03- Are you ready? - Yeah.- I think we are, yeah.

0:37:03 > 0:37:06OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.

0:37:06 > 0:37:07Your time starts now.

0:37:07 > 0:37:11- A golf player...- Greg Norman. - I'll go with that.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13- Brian Snedeker? - Snedeker's a good one.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15Adam Scott, did he win it recently?

0:37:15 > 0:37:18- I don't know if Adam won it. - I'm going for Snedeker.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Snedeker's a good shout, like it, like it.

0:37:20 > 0:37:25- PFA, Gareth Bale, Ronaldo. - I'm trying to think noughties.

0:37:25 > 0:37:28Blackburn won in '93.

0:37:28 > 0:37:32- PFA.- Oh, PFA. Players, Professional Football Association.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35Um, from the '90s you've got... Michael Owen, did he win it?

0:37:35 > 0:37:37I think PGA Player Of They Year's a shout, mate.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39- Greg Norman?- You going Greg?

0:37:39 > 0:37:43I reckon we go two PGA, one PFA.

0:37:43 > 0:37:47- You don't know any tennis, overseas? - There's loads of them, mate.

0:37:47 > 0:37:50Federer, obviously. Amelie Mauresmo, weren't she in it?

0:37:50 > 0:37:52Don't know.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55Um, so, what are we saying? We've got two PGA players...

0:37:55 > 0:37:58- Greg Norman.- Greg Norman. - Ten seconds left.

0:37:58 > 0:38:01- Player Of The Year... - We'll just have to... Bale?

0:38:02 > 0:38:06- Eh?- Will we?- Go on.- Sorted, done.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09OK, there's your time up. I now need your three answers.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11What are you going to give me?

0:38:11 > 0:38:14We're going to give you two answers for PGA Player of the Year.

0:38:14 > 0:38:16And they are?

0:38:16 > 0:38:18- Greg Norman.- Greg Norman.

0:38:18 > 0:38:21- Go on then.- We going Snedeker as well, are we?- Yeah.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24- And Brian Snedeker. - Brian Snedeker.- Yes.

0:38:24 > 0:38:27And our PFA Player of the Year...

0:38:27 > 0:38:29Michael Owen?

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Out of the ones you've said, yeah.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34OK, Michael Owen. Now, of those three, which is

0:38:34 > 0:38:36your best shot at a pointless answer, do you think?

0:38:36 > 0:38:40- Greg Norman.- Greg Norman. - Greg Norman we will put last.

0:38:40 > 0:38:43- Which is your least likely? - Michael Owen.- Michael Owen.

0:38:43 > 0:38:44Michael Owen, OK.

0:38:44 > 0:38:47OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order and here they are.

0:38:47 > 0:38:48We have got....

0:38:53 > 0:38:56Well, best of luck. Your first answer was Michael Owen,

0:38:56 > 0:38:59- the one you thought was probably least likely.- If he won it.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01If he won it at all.

0:39:01 > 0:39:04- It's a bit of a punt, we don't even know if it's correct.- Yeah.

0:39:04 > 0:39:05If it is correct and if it is pointless,

0:39:05 > 0:39:08you will win £1,000, no arguing with that.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10What would you do with your share of that, Jon?

0:39:10 > 0:39:13Well, Olly wants a new bicycle,

0:39:13 > 0:39:15so I'd probably give him the money and then maybe buy him a basket,

0:39:15 > 0:39:19- a bell, and perhaps a nice lock to go with the bike.- Add to it.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21- It'll be brilliant. - That's very decent of you.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23- He's a good friend. - Yeah, he likes cycling.

0:39:23 > 0:39:26Listen, very best of luck. So, Michael Owen, your first answer.

0:39:26 > 0:39:29We want to find out if Michael Owen has ever won the PFA Player Of The Year.

0:39:29 > 0:39:31It has to be right and it has to be pointless,

0:39:31 > 0:39:34so, for £1,000, let's find out how many people said Michael Owen.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39No! Bad luck.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42An incorrect answer, so only two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45- Two good answers up on the board though.- No, one of them's wrong.

0:39:45 > 0:39:48- Come on! Come on, Olly. - Are you sure?- It's the wrong name.

0:39:48 > 0:39:49Well, we'll find out.

0:39:49 > 0:39:53So, we are looking in this case for winners of the PGA Player Of The Year.

0:39:53 > 0:39:55Your second answer was Brian Snedeker.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57Again, it has to be correct, then it has to be pointless.

0:39:57 > 0:40:01So, let's find out for £1,000 how many people said Brian Snedeker.

0:40:03 > 0:40:05No!

0:40:07 > 0:40:10- It's all right. One left. Come on.- OK, only one more chance.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13Everything is now riding on Greg Norman.

0:40:13 > 0:40:17Again, it's PGA Player Of The Year. Has he ever won it?

0:40:17 > 0:40:20If it's right, if it is pointless, you leave here with £1,000.

0:40:20 > 0:40:23Let's find out how many people said Greg Norman.

0:40:26 > 0:40:27It's right.

0:40:27 > 0:40:30So, Michael Owen, your first answer, was incorrect,

0:40:30 > 0:40:33as it turns out, as was your second answer, Brian Snedeker.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36Greg Norman now taking us into single figures.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38Down we go, still going down...

0:40:38 > 0:40:41Oh, no! That is so unfair!

0:40:41 > 0:40:42APPLAUSE

0:40:42 > 0:40:44Oh!

0:40:48 > 0:40:51Oh, I'm so sorry.

0:40:53 > 0:40:55Good answer. I mean, a great answer.

0:40:55 > 0:40:58Think how pleased you'd be to score 1 in normal game play.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00But, I'm sorry to say, in this last round

0:41:00 > 0:41:01it has to be pointless or nothing.

0:41:01 > 0:41:05I'm afraid you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer,

0:41:05 > 0:41:08so you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000. That will rollover onto

0:41:08 > 0:41:10the next show, but we have enjoyed having you on both shows.

0:41:10 > 0:41:13You've been such good sports, really good fun contestants

0:41:13 > 0:41:16and you do, of course, get to take home a Pointless trophy,

0:41:16 > 0:41:18- so very well done. - Thank you very much.- Thank you. - APPLAUSE

0:41:22 > 0:41:24Yeah, guys, you've been terrific.

0:41:24 > 0:41:25It's been a real treat to have you here.

0:41:25 > 0:41:29Let's go through what you got wrong there. Michael Owen never won it.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31I think you know the problem with Brian Snedeker.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33- It's Brandt Snedeker.- I said that.

0:41:33 > 0:41:36And if you'd said Brandt Snedeker, you'd be leaving right now

0:41:36 > 0:41:39with exactly what you're leaving with at the moment

0:41:39 > 0:41:42cos he never won it either. LAUGHTER

0:41:42 > 0:41:44But, especially in the footballers' one,

0:41:44 > 0:41:47there's going to be a lot of names you know, the golfers' one as well.

0:41:47 > 0:41:4860 seconds is not a lot of time

0:41:48 > 0:41:51and these are the names that would have won you the money.

0:41:51 > 0:41:52For the golfers...

0:41:57 > 0:42:00..you could have had Ben Hogan, Corey Pavin, Curtis Strange,

0:42:00 > 0:42:03- you could have had Hal Sutton, Jim Furyk, Mark O'Meara...- Jim!

0:42:03 > 0:42:06You could have had Paul Azinger, you could have had Tom Kite,

0:42:06 > 0:42:08so lots of names on that list. Now, the footballers,

0:42:08 > 0:42:11this is where you're going to kick yourself...

0:42:16 > 0:42:17You could also have had Roy Keane,

0:42:17 > 0:42:20you could have had Ruud van Nistelrooy,

0:42:20 > 0:42:23Terry McDermott, you could have had Clive Allen,

0:42:23 > 0:42:26- David Ginola, Gary Pallister, you could have had.- Oh!

0:42:26 > 0:42:29- I like him going, "Oh!" Les Ferdinand...- Oh!

0:42:29 > 0:42:32You could have had Liam Brady, Mark Hughes, you could have had.

0:42:32 > 0:42:33There's not a lot of time.

0:42:33 > 0:42:36You could have had Paul McGrath, Peter Reid, Peter Shilton.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38And the tennis one, this is the one

0:42:38 > 0:42:40where there's the fewest answers. Just the two...

0:42:42 > 0:42:45Very well done if you got a pointless answer in any of those.

0:42:45 > 0:42:47Guys, thanks for coming and tough luck on that jackpot round.

0:42:47 > 0:42:51Thanks, Richard. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Jon and Olly,

0:42:51 > 0:42:54but it's been brilliant having you, Thanks for playing, Jon and Olly.

0:42:54 > 0:42:56- Thank you. - APPLAUSE

0:42:56 > 0:42:58Now, Jon and Olly didn't win our jackpot today,

0:42:58 > 0:43:01which means it rolls over onto the next show,

0:43:01 > 0:43:02when we will be playing for £2,000.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04APPLAUSE

0:43:05 > 0:43:07Join us next time to see if someone can win it.

0:43:07 > 0:43:10- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.

0:43:10 > 0:43:12..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:12 > 0:43:13APPLAUSE