Episode 26

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0:00:18 > 0:00:21APPLAUSE

0:00:21 > 0:00:22Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome to Pointless,

0:00:25 > 0:00:27the show where obvious answers mean nothing and

0:00:27 > 0:00:31obscure answers mean everything. Let's meet today's players.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33APPLAUSE

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- And couple number one. - Hello, I'm Mark.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40And this is my colleague, Ade, and we're both from Essex.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Couple number two.- Hi, I'm Alec. This is my friend, Sonny.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- We're both from Glasgow. - Couple number three.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49I'm Sharon. This is my husband Tony and we're from Leeds.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- And finally, couple number four. - Hi, I'm Tracey.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54I'm from Manchester and this is my friend, Dave. He's from Stockport.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56And these are today's contestants.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58APPLAUSE

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Thanks to all of you. We'll find out more about you throughout the show,

0:01:01 > 0:01:04so that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06He used to get nervous before these shows but he took some

0:01:06 > 0:01:09advice from an old pro like me so, currently imagining

0:01:09 > 0:01:12all of you naked, it's my Pointless friend. It's Richard.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Hiya.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17APPLAUSE Hi, everybody. How are you? Hiya.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20That's a terrible thing to put in my head at the start of a show.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- I know.- What were you thinking?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25HE LAUGHS

0:01:25 > 0:01:28We've got two returning pairs, went out in Round One and Two last time.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31We've got Alec and Sonny who were unfortunate in Round One

0:01:31 > 0:01:32and we've got Tracey and David who were

0:01:32 > 0:01:34slightly unfortunate in Round Two as well.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Hopefully, they'll do a little bit better this time.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Two great winners last time.- They were really good.- Amanda and Keeley.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Amanda's now already on her way to Amsterdam with that money she won.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49All questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Our contestants are on the hunt for an all-important pointless

0:01:52 > 0:01:55answer, that being an answer none of our 100 people gave.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58And each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01As you will have gathered, Keeley and Amanda won the jackpot last time

0:02:01 > 0:02:04so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Right. If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09APPLAUSE

0:02:11 > 0:02:14OK. The pair with the highest score at the end of the round will be

0:02:14 > 0:02:17eliminated, but remember there is to be no conferring throughout

0:02:17 > 0:02:20the round itself. OK, our first category today is...

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:02:26 > 0:02:27who's going to go second?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37OK. And the question concerns...

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Richard.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44On each pass we'll show you some sets of characters,

0:02:44 > 0:02:45all of whom come from the same musical.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48You need to tell us the name of the musical they come from.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49They're going to be in trios.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52There's going to be 14 musicals in all to have a go at home.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Very best of luck. - Thanks very much indeed.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57So, we want the title of the film musical in which these

0:02:57 > 0:03:01characters appear and here is our first board of seven.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I'll read these all one last time.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57There we are. Ade and Mark, you all drew lots before the show

0:03:57 > 0:04:01- and today you are going to go first. Ade, great shirt.- Thank you.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Good to have you here. You're work colleagues. What work do you do?

0:04:05 > 0:04:08We work for a company that does food packaging.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12We both work in the office there. We do sales and customer service.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- What sort of food is it?- It's mostly meat.- Oh, that's a shame.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- If it was cakes. - THEY LAUGH

0:04:19 > 0:04:21I don't know...meat if you get hungry.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25- You'd have to be quite hungry.- True. But I am actually vegetarian.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- RICHARD LAUGHS - You'd have to be very hungry.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32So what do you like getting up to when you're not packaging meat?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35I play a bit of golf. I do a bit cookery

0:04:35 > 0:04:39- and I'm determined to learn a musical instrument.- Which one?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42I've tried the ukulele, not very successfully.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44And recently I've gone onto the bugle,

0:04:44 > 0:04:46because that's even more unsociable.

0:04:46 > 0:04:51- So I'm trying the bugle at the moment.- The bugle. Why not?

0:04:51 > 0:04:55- Ade. What about that board?- Yeah, not too bad.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Not too bad. There's a few I know.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02It's just trying to find the right one of the few.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06I think what I will go for is...

0:05:07 > 0:05:10..Sandy Olsson, Betty Rizzo and Kenickie.

0:05:11 > 0:05:141978. I think that is one of my favourites.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15I think that is Grease.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Grease, says Ade. Let's see if that's right and if it is,

0:05:17 > 0:05:19let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22It is right, of course.

0:05:25 > 0:05:2653.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28APPLAUSE

0:05:28 > 0:05:31We'll discover how good or bad that is as a score,

0:05:31 > 0:05:33but I think that's pretty reasonable. 53 for Grease.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Yeah. Only had one nomination for Best Original Song Oscar

0:05:36 > 0:05:41and it was Hopelessly Devoted To You, rather than any of the bigger hits.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Interesting. It's still a good song.- Lovely song.- Now, Sonny.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Welcome back. What happened last time?

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Last time, we went out on a round about solo artists who'd

0:05:52 > 0:05:54had a number one in the '70s.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57I said Alice Cooper and it was the Alice Cooper Group.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oh, dear. We can put all that behind us.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01We can put all of that behind us

0:06:01 > 0:06:04because luckily we've got musicals here. Remind us what you do, Sonny.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07I'm a student but I also work part-time in the bar with Alec.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- What do you study? - Mechanical engineering.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Very good for mixing cocktails. - Absolutely.- Just what you need.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Fun at the bar. That's a nice job to have.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19It's a nice way to fit in working with a bit of social life.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Anyway, what are you going to go for?- There's a few I know.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25I'm trying to decide whether to take a risk or not.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28I think I'm going to go safe and say Mike Teevee, Violets Beauregarde and

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Veruca Salt, and Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, says Sonny.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Let's see if that's right

0:06:35 > 0:06:38and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:06:41 > 0:06:46- Oh, Sonny.- Yeah, it's a different name.- Yeah.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49I see what's happened there. I'm afraid that's scored you 100 points.

0:06:49 > 0:06:54- I'm really sorry. - Sonny, I'm ever so sorry.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57I won't give the correct answer until the end of the pass.

0:06:57 > 0:07:02- Then we'll discuss it at length. - Thank you. Now, Sharon.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Welcome to the show. Lovely to have you here.- Thank you.- What do you do?

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- I work in telesales for a brewery. - Is it a big brewery?

0:07:09 > 0:07:13- Very big. - Scottish brewery? English brewery?

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Probably the best in the world. - Wow.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Lovely.- Mm. Is that fun?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- That sounds like a fun kind of gig. - Brilliant. I really enjoy it.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Everyone always likes to be rung up by the brewery.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Oh, it's the one telesales person I'd really genuinely like to

0:07:28 > 0:07:31hear from. What do you do when you're not doing that?

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- I enjoy running. I'm in a running club.- A running club.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39- Now that's taking things to another level.- Proper races and everything.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Wow. OK. Sharon, what about this board?

0:07:42 > 0:07:47Well, again, I know a couple but I think I'm going to go for

0:07:47 > 0:07:52that same one and say Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Let's see if that's right this time.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Let's see how many people said it.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00It's right.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Well, you've passed 53.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08APPLAUSE

0:08:10 > 0:08:12That was a good steal there, Sharon.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Well done. 4 for Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17I think it scored so few because so many must have said

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21That's the name of the book but the name of the film

0:08:21 > 0:08:23- was changed, but it's a shame. - It is a shame.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27It is a shame for Sonny. Tracey, welcome back.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Now, I think it was Round Two last time that you left.

0:08:30 > 0:08:36- Spanish elements. I don't know English elements.- No.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39But this time, Tracey, I think you're going to do very well.

0:08:39 > 0:08:44- This is a fun board. You like this. - Yeah. I don't know the top one.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Yeah.- Simba, Mufasa and Pumbaa is Lion King.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Roxie Hart, Chicago.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Frank-N-Furter is The Rocky Horror Show.

0:08:53 > 0:08:58I'm going to go for my lookalike and namesake, Tracy Turnblad

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- and that's Hairspray. - Hairspray, says Tracey.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Let's see if that's right

0:09:02 > 0:09:05and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Hairspray.

0:09:13 > 0:09:1516. Well done.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17APPLAUSE

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Well played. Good answer, good score.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24It's my all-time favourite musical, Hairspray. I do like Hairspray.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Let's look at the other ones that you suggested.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28See if you made the right choice there.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Simba, Mufasa and Pumbaa, obviously The Lion King.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34That would have scored more than Hairspray. It would have scored 72.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37The Roxie Hart trio. They were in Chicago, as you said.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39That would have scored 27,

0:09:39 > 0:09:41so again would have scored more than Hairspray.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Dr Frank-N-Furter and the rest were from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Would have scored you 11 points.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49And the best answer of all, Stacee Jaxx, Dennis Dupree

0:09:49 > 0:09:52and Sherrie Christian were from Rock Of Ages.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Ah.- Would have scored you 1 point, so very well done if you said that.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Thanks very much. We're halfway through the round.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Let's take a look at those scores.

0:09:59 > 0:10:004 the best score of that pass,

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Sharon. Well done. That puts you and Tony at the top of the board.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08Then up to 16 where we find Tracy and David. 53, Ade and Mark.

0:10:08 > 0:10:13I'm sorry, Sonny and Alec. I'm really sorry.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Alec, we need a good low score from you

0:10:15 > 0:10:17and maybe someone else might trip up.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20I don't want to wish that on anyone but it might happen.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21We're going to come back down the line.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28OK, let's put seven more sets of characters on the board

0:10:28 > 0:10:30and here they come.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I'll read those all again one last time.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18There we are.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20We are looking for the title of the film musical in which these

0:11:20 > 0:11:22characters all appeared.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25David, you're going to try to find the one the fewest people knew.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26David, welcome back.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Good to have you here. Remind us what you do.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- I'm an analyst clerk. - An analyst clerk.

0:11:32 > 0:11:37- In your spare time, a Stockport County fan.- Oh, yes.- Very good.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41- And what else?- I listen to music, reading, watching films.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Watching films. Watching musical films?- Oh, God, no.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46- Oh, really?- No, no. I've only watched about...

0:11:46 > 0:11:51There's a couple of them on the board there I have watched but, no.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55- I've only watched them in the last couple of years.- OK.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58You look positively affronted there.

0:11:59 > 0:12:03OK, maybe this might be your lucky break, Alec and Sonny. I don't know.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Let's see. David, what are you going to go for?

0:12:06 > 0:12:10I'll go for the third one down. I think my dad likes that.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15- My Fair Lady?- You're going to say My Fair Lady. OK.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Well, you want to score 83 or less to get through to the next round.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Let's see if My Fair Lady is right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23There's your red line.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26Please.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28He's right. You're through.

0:12:31 > 0:12:3256.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33APPLAUSE

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Takes your total up to 72. David, well done, you're through.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41Well played. It won eight Oscars, including Best Picture, My Fair Lady.

0:12:41 > 0:12:46- Thanks very much indeed. Now, Tony. Welcome to the show.- Thank you.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48What do you do, Tony?

0:12:48 > 0:12:51I currently work in business solutions for a global beer company.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55A global...Tell me it's not probably the best, is it?

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- I think it might be.- No. You work in the same place?

0:12:58 > 0:13:01- We do.- Did you meet working there?

0:13:01 > 0:13:05We met at our previous employment for a high street chemist,

0:13:05 > 0:13:08probably the best high street chemist in the world.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10- AUDIENCE LAUGHS - Wow.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13OK, so you both skipped out of the chemists straight into the brewery.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17- Yeah. We can't get enough of each other.- Now, Tony, you're on 4,

0:13:17 > 0:13:19the high scorers still Alec and Sonny at this point.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23You need to score 95 or less.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25OK. I think I know four of them.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Possibly a fifth but I'm not going to guess it, just in case.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33I was really trying to think what the first one was

0:13:33 > 0:13:35and it's just come to me in the last few seconds,

0:13:35 > 0:13:38so I'm going to say Blousey, Tallulah and Fat Sam,

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Bugsy Malone.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Bugsy Malone. Bugsy Malone. There is your red line.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47If you get below that, you're through to the next round.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Let's see how many people said Bugsy Malone.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52It's right and you're through.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- 15. - APPLAUSE

0:13:59 > 0:14:0119 is your total. Very well done, Tony.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Yes. Directed by Alan Parker.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08He played a pivotal role in the last Pointless, didn't he?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10I think it was Dean who misnamed him as Neil Parker

0:14:10 > 0:14:12and got knocked out in the head-to-head.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Also starring Dexter Fletcher.- Yes.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19- Who was in another show a couple back.- Exactly.- It all comes together.

0:14:19 > 0:14:24- It all comes together. It's like The Da Vinci Code, this programme.- Is it?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- But better.- Not better. It couldn't be better than The Da Vinci Code.

0:14:27 > 0:14:31- Oh, no, it's better.- Is it? - Yes, it's better. No-one dies.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34LAUGHTER

0:14:34 > 0:14:37I need to talk to you about something. We'll do it after the show.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39OK. Thanks very much. All right.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Alec. Here's the plan.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Here's the plan.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46We need from you a very, very low score.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50I think I'm going to have to go for...the two I know left that

0:14:50 > 0:14:54I think will be the lower score and it's going to be the bottom one.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58- I'm going to say it's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, says Alec.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01No red line as you're the high scorers.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04How many of our 100 people said Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

0:15:06 > 0:15:07It's right.

0:15:09 > 0:15:1155.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12APPLAUSE

0:15:12 > 0:15:17Takes your total up to an unbeatable 155. I'm sorry.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20That's tough. You know we talked the other day about

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Chris Evans buying the most expensive car ever?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24He bought James Coburn's Ferrari.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- That's right.- He also bought the original Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Did he?- For half a million. - Well, it was a bargain.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34- Compared to James Coburn's Ferrari. - He can fly. He can...you know.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Yeah, it's true.- Hey.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38- He's no mug, is he? - Oh, no, not Evans.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42- He's got a car and a helicopter for the price...- Doesn't need a helicopter.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang can do everything.- Clever.- Wow. Brilliant.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Thank you. Now, Mark. The good news is you are through.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55You are through to the next round. Welcome to the show, Mark.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59- You work alongside Ade.- I do, yes. For about 20 years.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02For about 20 years. In the office of the meat-packing?

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- I used to work in production. - Right on the floor?- Yes.

0:16:05 > 0:16:10- Did you wear a white trilby?- Yeah. All the trousers and everything.- Oh.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Excellent.- I've since moved into sales with Adrian.- Very good.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16And what do you like getting up to when you're not doing that?

0:16:16 > 0:16:22I taught Ade the ukulele for a little while, so I play myself.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25- One was bought for me a couple years ago for Christmas.- Right.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28- So you're persevering with the ukulele?- I've kept it up, yeah.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- You've kept it up?- I have.- And how's the bugle going to go?

0:16:31 > 0:16:34- It's not going to go well. - I'm going to be honest.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38I think that's a curious choice of instrument. The bugle.

0:16:38 > 0:16:43- It makes you stand out in the crowd.- That's certainly true.

0:16:43 > 0:16:48- Comes in very useful every November. Last Post.- Yeah, I guess.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50- That's true.- I just can't play it.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52LAUGHTER

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Start with the First Post then work your way through.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Get to the last one.- Now then, Mark.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59This board is all yours.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Well, thankfully I haven't got to get a low score

0:17:02 > 0:17:04because musicals are not my forte.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09One I do know that's left is Mr Bumble, The Artful Dodger and Nancy.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Oliver!- Oliver!

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it?

0:17:14 > 0:17:16No red line. You're already through.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19It's right.

0:17:19 > 0:17:2184. That's a high score. Look at that.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23APPLAUSE

0:17:23 > 0:17:2684 takes your total up to 137, but you are in Round Two.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29It also won the Best Picture Oscar, Oliver! funnily enough.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Let's fill in the rest of this board.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Don Lockwood, Cosmo Brown and Kathy Selden are from

0:17:35 > 0:17:36Singin' In The Rain.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Would have scored you 5 points.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Sky Masterson, Sarah Brown and Nathan Detroit are...

0:17:40 > 0:17:44- Guys And Dolls.- ..Guys And Dolls. That would have scored you 14 points.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Now, you'll know Hunk, Zeke and Hickory, especially

0:17:46 > 0:17:48when you know they turn into...

0:17:48 > 0:17:51The Scarecrow, The Lion and The Tin Man.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54They're the farm hands at the start of The Wizard Of OZ.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- 4 points, best answer on the board. - Very good. Thanks, Richard.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00So, at the end of our first round, the pair heading home, I'm

0:18:00 > 0:18:04really sorry to say, for the second time running, it's Alec and Sonny.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07- I'm sorry.- It's OK. We'll just go for a pint.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Do that. I'm really sorry.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Bit of a busman's holiday for you, isn't it?

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Nothing I can say really but it's been great having you on the show.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Far too brief on both occasions but thanks very much for playing.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Alec and Sonny.

0:18:20 > 0:18:21APPLAUSE

0:18:23 > 0:18:26But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32So, three pairs remain.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34At the end of this round we'll be saying goodbye to another

0:18:34 > 0:18:39pair in time for our head-to-head round. Well, Sharon and Tony.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42On the evidence of that round, you're our class swots.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44So, very well done.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48The two lowest scores. Very good. Very impressive indeed.

0:18:48 > 0:18:53Ade and Mark. Could do better. Need to pull our socks up a little bit.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Nothing wrong with your answers. They were just high-scoring.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59And Tracey and David, pretty perfect. Pretty good.

0:18:59 > 0:19:00Solid performance in the middle there.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03OK, best of luck to all three pairs Our category for Round Two

0:19:03 > 0:19:04is...

0:19:08 > 0:19:09Women Athletes.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Can you decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second?

0:19:13 > 0:19:16And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21OK, and the question concerns...

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Female British Champions, Richard.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28In a moment, Xander's going to put

0:19:28 > 0:19:30four sporting accolades up on the board.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32We're looking for the name of any British woman who has ever

0:19:32 > 0:19:35achieved any of the four things you're about to see.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39Any British woman who's achieved any of the following four accolades.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41OK, we're going to put these four accolades up on the board.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43They'll stay up there for the whole round,

0:19:43 > 0:19:45so up the line and back down again.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47They won't be changing halfway through.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49And you only have to name any woman from the UK

0:19:49 > 0:19:52who's won any of these. So let's reveal those four accolades.

0:19:52 > 0:19:53And here they come.

0:20:04 > 0:20:05I'll read them one last time.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17The tennis Grand Slam title.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19It can be in singles, doubles, mixed doubles.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Any Grand Slam title, essentially. It doesn't have to be singles.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Thanks very much indeed. So.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29- Mark.- Yeah.- Over to you.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32There's a few knocking around in my head.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35I'm going to take a little bit of a punt.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39I'm going to go for the post-war tennis Grand Slam title.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43- I think Jo Durie won a mixed doubles.- Jo Durie.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44OK. Let's see if that's right

0:20:44 > 0:20:48and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Jo Durie.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52It's right. That's a good answer, Mark.

0:20:56 > 0:20:57Still going down.

0:20:57 > 0:20:592. That is a great answer. Look at that.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01APPLAUSE

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Cracking start to the round, Mark. Well done.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Yes, she won two, actually. She won two mixed doubles titles.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09One in Wimbledon, one in Australia, both with Jeremy Bates.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12- It's not bad, is it? - Not bad at all. Now then, Tony.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15I'm going to be honest, you didn't look best pleased with this.

0:21:15 > 0:21:20No. I know very little about both women and athletes,

0:21:20 > 0:21:22so I may be struggling.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25A couple of names in my head.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29And I think I'm going to go for a post-war Olympic track

0:21:29 > 0:21:32and field gold medal and plump for

0:21:32 > 0:21:34- Fatima Whitbread.- Fatima Whitbread.

0:21:34 > 0:21:35Let's see. Fatima Whitbread.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Is that right and if it is, how many people said it?

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Oh, no. Bad luck. I'm sorry.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46An incorrect answer, scoring you the maximum of 100 points. Richard.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Yes, unlucky. She won all sorts, Fatima Whitbread.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52She won two Olympic medals but not a gold, I'm afraid. Sorry.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56Thanks, Richard. So, David. What are you going to go for?

0:21:56 > 0:22:00- Is the bottom one golf?- It is, yeah.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02I'll say Laura Davies.

0:22:02 > 0:22:03Laura Davies, says David.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Let's see if Laura Davies is right

0:22:05 > 0:22:07and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10It's right.

0:22:16 > 0:22:211. Very well done indeed, David. One for Laura Davies.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22APPLAUSE

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Well played. One of the greatest British golfers of all time.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Won her first British Open in 1986,

0:22:29 > 0:22:33just her second year as a professional. At Birkdale.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Thanks very much indeed, Richard. We're halfway through the round.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Let's take a look at those scores. 1, David.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40What a great end to that pass.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Puts you and Tracey in pole position at this point. Up to 2

0:22:42 > 0:22:44where we find Mark and Ade.

0:22:44 > 0:22:48Then, I'm afraid, it's up to 100 where we find Tony and Sharon.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Who knows, Sharon. Anything could happen in the next pass.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53But a low score from you is what we will need at the very least.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56Best of luck. We're going to come back down the line.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:23:00 > 0:23:01OK, Tracey.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04We are looking for the name of any woman from the UK who has won

0:23:04 > 0:23:05any of these.

0:23:08 > 0:23:12- How are you feeling?- Top one and bottom one. Not going there at all.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Grand Slam title.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Wimbledon's a Grand Slam, so I'm going to say Virginia Wade.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Virginia Wade.- Yeah.- OK, well.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21If you can score 98 or less,

0:23:21 > 0:23:23you are through to the head-to-head.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25There is your red line.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Get below that with Virginia Wade and you're moving on.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32It's right, well done.

0:23:35 > 0:23:3639.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37APPLAUSE

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Makes it nice and neat. Takes your total to 40.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Yeah, she won the US Open, the Australian Open

0:23:43 > 0:23:47and Wimbledon, Virginia Wade. Her dad was the Archdeacon of Durban.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Archdeacon. They're probably Right Reverend or something like that.

0:23:50 > 0:23:55Archdeacon. I think you call them either Archie...

0:23:55 > 0:23:56or AD.

0:23:56 > 0:24:01- Or the Deakster.- The Deakster. Thank you very much.- Your Deakster.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Your Deakster. Brilliant.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Now then, Sharon.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08We need this low score.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Are you comfortable with this as a round? Is this a nice...

0:24:11 > 0:24:14The only ones in my head have all been taken.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16There's only one I've got left and I don't know if it's right,

0:24:16 > 0:24:20to be honest. But I'm going to have to go for it. For the tennis.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Chris Evert. - Chris Evert, says Sharon.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25OK, let's see how many people said Chris Evert.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27No red line as you're the high scorers.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31No. Bad luck, Sharon.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34I'm afraid you are our latest members of the 200 Club.

0:24:34 > 0:24:39A second incorrect answer takes your score to 200. Not Chris Evert.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43- Yes, not British, I'm afraid.- Oh. Was she not?- Other than that, exemplary.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45LAUGHTER

0:24:45 > 0:24:46So then, Ade.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51You're already through, which is good, good news.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Well done. What are you going to go for?

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Definitely not the top one

0:24:58 > 0:25:00because I don't know anything about equestrian.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Women's British Open.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07I could probably have a stab at one but it would be a stab.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11I'm going to go for post-war Olympic track gold medal,

0:25:11 > 0:25:14going back to when I was a child.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16I believe Mary Peters.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Mary Peters, says Ade. Mary Peters.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22No red line for you as you're already through. Let's find out.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Mary Peters. Is it right? How many people said it, if it is?

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Look at that!

0:25:35 > 0:25:37APPLAUSE

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Wow. That scored you 6. Takes your total up to 8.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Yeah, 6 points for Mary Peters.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Thinking of Fatima Whitbread, she was famously beaten by Tessa Sanderson.

0:25:49 > 0:25:50She beat her to the gold.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51She would have got 9 points.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Would have been a terrific answer.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58The golfer Alison Nicholas would've been a pointless answer.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Angela Buxton won two Grand Slam doubles titles.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05Angela Mortimer won three singles titles. She also won doubles titles.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07She won one of those with Anne Shilcock,

0:26:07 > 0:26:08who was also a pointless answer.

0:26:08 > 0:26:12Janet Melville and Jenny Lee-Smith, both British Open winners.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15As was Penny Grice-Whittaker. Shirley Bloomer Brasher won

0:26:15 > 0:26:17a Grand Slam singles title and Tina Cook was the only pointless

0:26:17 > 0:26:19answer there for equestrian medallists.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22She won the silver for the Team Equestrian.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Let's take a look at the top three answers, the ones most of our

0:26:24 > 0:26:27100 people said.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Zara Phillips, of course won an equestrian medal.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Virginia Wade, second highest answer with 39.

0:26:34 > 0:26:39- And right at the top, Jessica Ennis with 44.- Thanks very much, Richard.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41At the end of our second round, the pair heading home with

0:26:41 > 0:26:45a high score of 200, I'm afraid, Sharon and Tony.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Oh. From hero to zero.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50You absolutely knocked it out of the park in the first round

0:26:50 > 0:26:53and then here we threw all these women athletes at you

0:26:53 > 0:26:57and I'm afraid we threw them on stony ground, didn't we?

0:26:57 > 0:26:59- Yes.- Anyway, good news is we get to see you again next time.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01We'll look forward to that very much.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Thanks very much for playing. Sharon and Tony.

0:27:03 > 0:27:04APPLAUSE

0:27:06 > 0:27:09But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10APPLAUSE

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Congratulations, Tracey and David, Ade and Mark.

0:27:17 > 0:27:18You're one step closer to the final

0:27:18 > 0:27:22and a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at £1,000.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Now, we have to decide who's going to play for that money in the final

0:27:25 > 0:27:28and to do that, you are now going to go head to head.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31The big difference being you're now allowed to confer. The first player

0:27:31 > 0:27:34to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Tracey and David. Round Two last time.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Taking it up a gear. Not just in the head-to-head,

0:27:39 > 0:27:43- you're our golden couple. You're our lowest scoring pair.- Oh, my God.

0:27:43 > 0:27:47- Yeah. Ade and Mark. Very well done. - Thank you.- Very well done.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50Nice solid performance. Some good scoring there. Best of luck.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52I think this is going to be very exciting.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:58 > 0:28:02OK, here comes your first question. And it concerns...

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Breeds of cattle, Richard.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11We're going to show you five images of different breeds of cattle.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14Plus we're going to give you the first and last letters of their name.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16Can you fill in the gaps and tell us what breed they are?

0:28:16 > 0:28:18OK, thanks very much.

0:28:18 > 0:28:22So let's reveal our breeds of cattle. Here they are.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36XANDER AND RICHARD: Aww.

0:28:41 > 0:28:43There we go. Five breeds of cattle.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46Tracey and David, you've played best throughout the show

0:28:46 > 0:28:47so you will go first.

0:28:47 > 0:28:50THEY CONFER

0:28:52 > 0:28:53- Go on.- Yeah.

0:28:54 > 0:28:57- OK. What are you going to go for? - We're going to go for A - Hereford.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00Hereford, you're saying.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03Hereford. Now then. Ade and Mark.

0:29:04 > 0:29:07- Do you want to talk us through that board?- Oh, yes.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Come on, you're meat packers.

0:29:09 > 0:29:10LAUGHTER

0:29:13 > 0:29:15I know which one's the scariest.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17They all look pretty scary to me.

0:29:17 > 0:29:20- Oh, not D.- D's quite a nice one.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22D's a Jersey.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25E's Aberdeen Angus.

0:29:25 > 0:29:28I'm going to take a plump at B.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31I think he's a Belgian Blue.

0:29:31 > 0:29:33I think it's the scariest as well.

0:29:33 > 0:29:34LAUGHTER

0:29:36 > 0:29:37You're saying Belgian Blue.

0:29:37 > 0:29:41OK, we have Hereford and we have Belgian Blue. Tracey and David

0:29:41 > 0:29:43said Hereford. Let's see if that's right for A and if is,

0:29:43 > 0:29:44let's see how many people said it.

0:29:46 > 0:29:48It's right.

0:29:51 > 0:29:5247.

0:29:52 > 0:29:54APPLAUSE

0:29:55 > 0:29:5747 for Hereford.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00- Now, Ade and Mark, you've taken a bit of a punt here...- Very much.

0:30:00 > 0:30:05..on the Belgian Blue. Particularly seeing as it's patently white.

0:30:05 > 0:30:07LAUGHTER

0:30:07 > 0:30:11- It's camouflaged.- Oh, I see. Yes. Or just a bit pale.- Not very well.

0:30:12 > 0:30:15Not in the rudest of health. OK, Belgian Blue, you're saying.

0:30:15 > 0:30:19Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many said it.

0:30:20 > 0:30:21It's right.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26There you are, look at that.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29Very well done, indeed. 10 for Belgian Blue.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31That was a punt worth taking.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34And it means, Ade and Mark, after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:30:34 > 0:30:37Very well played. Mark gave you a great look when you said Belgian Blue.

0:30:37 > 0:30:39He had the look of a person who's not quite sure

0:30:39 > 0:30:41whether to believe in Father Christmas or not.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Yeah, it's been genetically altered, Belgian Blue, through breeding

0:30:45 > 0:30:48to be double muscled.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50More muscle is meat, of course.

0:30:50 > 0:30:54Exactly. That's why he looks like he does. C is Highland.

0:30:55 > 0:30:58Another fairly big scorer for that.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00Would have scored you 62.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03D, I think everyone knew, is Jersey.

0:31:03 > 0:31:05Very big scorer.

0:31:05 > 0:31:0690 points for that.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09And Ade, you gave us the right answer for E. It is Aberdeen Angus.

0:31:09 > 0:31:13It would have scored 38. So Belgian Blue is the best answer on the board.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16- Well played.- Lovely country there. What a nice view.- It's a nice view.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19I don't think they're appreciating it. They've got their backs to it.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22Maybe it's just as nice on this side, I don't know.

0:31:22 > 0:31:25- No, they're looking out onto the studio.- Oh, yeah.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27They can see Tracey and David and Ade and Mark.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30- They're going, "Is this weird? This seems a bit weird to me."- Beautiful.

0:31:30 > 0:31:33That's some beautiful parkland, there. Very well managed.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36Anyway, thank you very much indeed. Let's go to our second question.

0:31:36 > 0:31:39Tracey and David. You answer this one second, I'm afraid.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Ade and Mark get first bite at this.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44But you have to win it to stay in the game. Good luck.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46It concerns...

0:31:50 > 0:31:51Ealing Comedies.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53We're going to show you the titles of five comedies,

0:31:53 > 0:31:56produced by the Ealing Studios, but with alternate letters missing.

0:31:56 > 0:31:59Can you fill in the gaps and give us the most obscure answer?

0:31:59 > 0:32:02Thanks very much indeed. Let's reveal our five Ealing Comedies and here they come.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22I'll read those all one last time.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39Ade and Mark, you will go first this time.

0:32:40 > 0:32:42I know the middle one which is The Ladykillers.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45You've got Kind Hearts And Coronets.

0:32:45 > 0:32:46You've got Passport To Pimlico.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48You've got Whisky Galore!

0:32:48 > 0:32:50What do you want to go for?

0:32:52 > 0:32:53Go for the second one.

0:32:53 > 0:32:55Whatever you think will be best.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58- Ladykillers. Yeah?- OK.

0:32:58 > 0:33:01Ade and Mark.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04- Do you know all of them? - No.- Apart from the bottom one.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07- Know all of them apart...- Same here.

0:33:07 > 0:33:12So, we are going to have another plump at the third one

0:33:12 > 0:33:16- and go for The Ladykillers. - The Ladykillers, say Ade and Mark.

0:33:16 > 0:33:20The Ladykillers. Now then, Tracey and David, the board is all yours.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24We'll have a guess at the top one. Passport To Pimlico.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27Passport To Pimlico, you are going to say.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30We have The Ladykillers and we have Passport To Pimlico. Ade and Mark

0:33:30 > 0:33:33went with The Ladykillers for the middle one. Let's see

0:33:33 > 0:33:35if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39It's right.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45That's a good answer. 17...

0:33:45 > 0:33:48- APPLAUSE - ..for The Ladykillers.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51Tracey and David have gone for Passport To Pimlico for the top one.

0:33:51 > 0:33:53Let's see if that's right and if it is,

0:33:53 > 0:33:55let's see how many people said that.

0:33:56 > 0:33:57It's right.

0:34:02 > 0:34:0336.

0:34:03 > 0:34:04APPLAUSE

0:34:04 > 0:34:07Which means, Ade and Mark, very well done indeed.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10After only two questions, you're straight through to the final 2-0.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12Well played, Ade and Mark. That's terrific work.

0:34:12 > 0:34:16- The scores actually go downwards, down the board.- Oh, no.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18Second one is...

0:34:19 > 0:34:21- Whisky Galore! - Whisky Galore! Yeah.

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Would have scored you 20 points. So would you have gone for...

0:34:24 > 0:34:29- Kind Hearts And Coronets. - It would have scored you 14 points...

0:34:29 > 0:34:30amazingly. And the bottom one.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32It's The something.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34- There's lots of English words that fit in that.- Walnut?

0:34:34 > 0:34:36LAUGHTER

0:34:36 > 0:34:38It's not The Walnut. Nearly though.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41There's all sorts that can fit in there, that's the problem.

0:34:41 > 0:34:44I'll give you a clue. It's a very attractive answer.

0:34:44 > 0:34:45Oh, The Magnet.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48- The Magnet.- Once you started saying walnuts, you just can't...

0:34:48 > 0:34:51And that would have scored 1 point, so it's the best answer up there.

0:34:51 > 0:34:54One of the best times you can have is just get a box set of Ealing Comedies

0:34:54 > 0:34:57- and watch them back-to-back. Some terrific stuff.- Really are.

0:34:57 > 0:35:00- I saw Ben Miller on stage in The Ladykillers.- He's very good in that.

0:35:00 > 0:35:03- He's a very funny man.- Yeah.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05LAUGHTER

0:35:05 > 0:35:09- He is terrific. It must be a joy for you to work with him.- Yeah, it is.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11Just to see how somebody,

0:35:11 > 0:35:15- to properly see up close, a great comic actor.- Yes.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18Have you ever picked anything up off him?

0:35:18 > 0:35:20You always hope that you do.

0:35:20 > 0:35:24- You hope a bit of osmosis... - Doesn't seem to, does it?

0:35:24 > 0:35:28- Because he's terrific.- He is. He really is. Thanks very much indeed.

0:35:28 > 0:35:30At the end of our head-to-head round,

0:35:30 > 0:35:33I'm afraid it's Tracey and David we say goodbye to. Oh, I'm sorry.

0:35:33 > 0:35:36Your progress ended there. Nothing wrong with any of your answers.

0:35:36 > 0:35:40- You knew...- BOTH:- Kind Hearts And Coronets.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42I'm sorry.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44- I won't hear the last of this. - No.- Never.- I dare say you won't.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46You can be very proud of your performance.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49You've done very well. I'm sorry we have to say goodbye.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51- Thanks very much for playing, Tracey and Dave.- Cheers.

0:35:51 > 0:35:54APPLAUSE

0:35:54 > 0:35:57But for Ade and Mark, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:57 > 0:35:59APPLAUSE

0:36:01 > 0:36:04Congratulations, Ade and Mark. You fought off all the competition

0:36:04 > 0:36:07and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy, so very well done.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

0:36:14 > 0:36:18At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £1,000.

0:36:18 > 0:36:22Well, you've done very well. We put you through your paces.

0:36:22 > 0:36:26We've tested you on musicals, we've tested you on female athletes.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29We've tested you on beef. We've tested you...

0:36:29 > 0:36:31Sorry, breeds of cow.

0:36:31 > 0:36:33Breeds of cow, I think, is the nice way to put it.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36What would you like to see come up in this last round?

0:36:36 > 0:36:38Music would be good for me.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41- A bit of sport.- A bit of sport, maybe. Football, particularly.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43- Comedies.- Comedies. Well, very best of luck.

0:36:43 > 0:36:47As you know, you get to choose your category. Here they are.

0:36:56 > 0:36:57I think there's only one choice.

0:36:57 > 0:37:01I know we live in East Anglia, but we don't know that much about it.

0:37:01 > 0:37:02- No.- Costume dramas.

0:37:02 > 0:37:05- THEY LAUGH - Don't think I've ever watched one.

0:37:05 > 0:37:06Goon films. Probably to do with

0:37:06 > 0:37:08The Goons but I think it's the bottom one.

0:37:08 > 0:37:11- The bottom one, yeah.- We'll go for the north-west FA Cup finals.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13North-west FA Cup finals it is.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15We're going to give you three different options.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17We are looking for any player

0:37:17 > 0:37:20from either side that featured in one of these north-west FA Cup finals.

0:37:20 > 0:37:23Anyone who played in the 1953 FA Cup final.

0:37:23 > 0:37:26The famous final between Blackpool and Bolton Wanderers.

0:37:26 > 0:37:29We're looking for anyone who played in the Liverpool V Everton

0:37:29 > 0:37:321986 FA Cup final. Or anyone who played in the

0:37:32 > 0:37:35Manchester United versus Liverpool 1996 FA Cup final.

0:37:35 > 0:37:38So, anyone who featured in the 1953, 1986,

0:37:38 > 0:37:44- or 1996 FA Cup final. Very, very best of luck.- OK. As always, you've got up

0:37:44 > 0:37:46to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:37:46 > 0:37:49All you need to win that jackpot is to find just one pointless answer

0:37:49 > 0:37:52among them. The answers you give can come from any of those categories

0:37:52 > 0:37:55and how you spread them across the categories is up to you.

0:37:55 > 0:37:58You have all three from one category if you like, or one from each.

0:37:58 > 0:38:01- Are you ready?- Yeah.- OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03There they are. Your time starts now.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07- 53's out.- BOTH:- Stan Mortensen.

0:38:07 > 0:38:11- 86.- Derek Mountfield, Everton?- Yes.

0:38:11 > 0:38:16- Gary Stevens. Trevor Stevens. - Ronnie Whelen?- Yeah.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20Derek Mountfield. Southall would have been playing.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22- Steve Nicol.- 96?

0:38:23 > 0:38:26- Cantona. David James.- Yeah.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29- Steve Staunton?- Possibly, yeah.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32- Steve Staunton's a good shout. - Who should we go for?

0:38:32 > 0:38:34- Derek Mountfield. - Mountfield for '86.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38- Staunton for '96? - Gary...Craig Johnston, sorry.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41Craig Johnston would have been playing, yeah. Liverpool.

0:38:41 > 0:38:45Mountfield, Johnston for '86. And '96, take a punt at...

0:38:45 > 0:38:46Gary Gillespie?

0:38:47 > 0:38:49Do you want to go for that?

0:38:50 > 0:38:53- You say them, because I'll forget them.- OK.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55- Ten seconds left.- Mountfield...

0:38:56 > 0:38:58- ..Gillespie.- And?

0:38:58 > 0:39:01Go for Staunton or Craig Johnston?

0:39:01 > 0:39:03- OK.- Yeah, go for that.

0:39:03 > 0:39:05There's your time up just as you reached your conclusion.

0:39:05 > 0:39:09- Which three are you going to give me.- Players in the 1986 final.

0:39:09 > 0:39:12- We're going to go for Derek Mountfield.- Derek Mountfield.

0:39:12 > 0:39:15- And Craig Johnston. - Craig Johnston from '86.

0:39:15 > 0:39:19- And from '96, we're going to go for Gary Gillespie.- Gary Gillespie.

0:39:19 > 0:39:23OK, three good answers there. Of those three, which do you think

0:39:23 > 0:39:25is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:25 > 0:39:27- Mountfield?- Mountfield. Derek Mountfield.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30Derek Mountfield we'll put last. Which is your least likely?

0:39:30 > 0:39:34- Gary Gillespie.- Gary Gillespie. OK, we'll put Gary Gillespie first.

0:39:34 > 0:39:38OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order. And here they are.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45Well, very best of luck. Your first answer was Gary Gillespie.

0:39:45 > 0:39:48This was the one you thought was probably least likely to be

0:39:48 > 0:39:50pointless. You're not entirely sure if it's correct.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53He did play for Liverpool but we're not sure if he played at that time.

0:39:53 > 0:39:56Only one of these answers has to be pointless to win that jackpot.

0:39:56 > 0:39:59£1,000 is our starter jackpot, but still nice to leave with.

0:39:59 > 0:40:03- What would you do with your split of that?- I think ukulele lessons.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06Professional ukulele lessons and get it cracked.

0:40:06 > 0:40:10- Get it cracked. And maybe the bugle, too.- Yeah, two for one.

0:40:10 > 0:40:14- Excellent. Mark, how about you? - I'm planning to get married

0:40:14 > 0:40:17- so, obviously, it'll have to go into the wedding fund.- Very good.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20Into the wedding fund. Good stuff. Congratulations for that.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22Well, best of luck. Three good answers there.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25Gary Gillespie, as I say, your first answer.

0:40:25 > 0:40:29This, obviously, the 1996 FA Cup final. Let's see if that's right.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31If it is pointless, you will leave with £1,000.

0:40:31 > 0:40:33How many people said Gary Gillespie?

0:40:35 > 0:40:37Oh. Well, that's why you put him first.

0:40:37 > 0:40:40Unfortunately, an incorrect answer. Not a pointless answer.

0:40:40 > 0:40:43Only two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46Your second answer is Craig Johnston.

0:40:46 > 0:40:50Craig Johnston you had from the 1986 FA Cup final.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53Obviously, it has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56For £1,000, let's find out how many people said Craig Johnston.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00It's right.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03Your first answer, Gary Gillespie, was an incorrect answer

0:41:03 > 0:41:05but your second answer absolutely spot-on,

0:41:05 > 0:41:08now taking us down into the teens...into single figures.

0:41:08 > 0:41:10Still going down. Down it goes. Still going...

0:41:10 > 0:41:12- You've got it! There we go! - CHEERING

0:41:12 > 0:41:15Very well done. Ukulele lessons here we come.

0:41:16 > 0:41:19- Very well done.- Thanks, Xander. - Very Well done.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21APPLAUSE

0:41:24 > 0:41:25Brilliant.

0:41:27 > 0:41:31The office will be ringing to the sound of bugles, ukuleles.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34Many congratulations. And Craig Johnston was a pointless answer,

0:41:34 > 0:41:35which means you go home with that jackpot.

0:41:35 > 0:41:38Superb play. Well done, Ade and Mark.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40APPLAUSE

0:41:40 > 0:41:41Thank you.

0:41:42 > 0:41:46Very well played. Two lads from Essex winning with a Liverpool player.

0:41:46 > 0:41:48Very well done. Derek Mountfield

0:41:48 > 0:41:50- also a pointless answer.- Oh.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52APPLAUSE

0:41:55 > 0:41:58You also mentioned Gary Stevens during your summation.

0:41:58 > 0:42:00He'd have been a pointless answer as well.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02It's obviously a very good category for you.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05Let's take a look at the pointless answers on the different categories.

0:42:05 > 0:42:09That '53 final. Stanley Matthews, Nat Lofthouse and Stan Mortensen

0:42:09 > 0:42:12were the big scorers on that. That's why it's the most famous final.

0:42:12 > 0:42:144-3 it was. Bobby Langton, Cyril Robinson.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16Eric Bell scored a Bolton goal.

0:42:16 > 0:42:18And the Blackpool captain Harry Johnson. All pointless.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21Well done if you said any of those.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Now, in the '86 final. Adrian Heath you could have had.

0:42:24 > 0:42:27Bobby Mimms, who played in goal for Everton.

0:42:27 > 0:42:28Craig Johnston, Graeme Sharpe.

0:42:28 > 0:42:32You also could've had Gary Stevens, Pat Van Den Hauwe, Paul Bracewell

0:42:32 > 0:42:35also a pointless answer.

0:42:35 > 0:42:36And the '96 final.

0:42:36 > 0:42:39David May of Manchester United.

0:42:39 > 0:42:40And then three Liverpool defenders.

0:42:40 > 0:42:45John Scales, Phil Babb and Rob Jones, who retired when he was 27.

0:42:45 > 0:42:48And Tony Warner, the unused Liverpool sub goalie also a pointless answer.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50Very well done if you got any of those at home.

0:42:50 > 0:42:53- Congratulations in the studio. - Thanks very much.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55Thanks to our winning players...

0:42:55 > 0:42:58- APPLAUSE - ..Ade and Mark who go away with today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:43:00 > 0:43:03Join us next time when we'll put more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:07 > 0:43:09APPLAUSE