0:00:13 > 0:00:15APPLAUSE
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Thank you very much.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and welcome to Pointless,
0:00:24 > 0:00:27the show where the aim of the game is to avoid the obvious answers
0:00:27 > 0:00:30and find the obscure ones. Let's meet today's players.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- And couple number one. - Hi, I'm David, this is Phil.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- We're both work colleagues from Cardiff.- Couple number two.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Hi, I'm Leanne, this is my brother Adam,
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- and we're from Clacton-on-Sea in Essex.- Couple number three.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Hello, I'm Mark, this is my girlfriend, Gemma.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- We're from Birmingham. - And finally, couple number four.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Hello, I'm Hilary, this is my daughter, Rachel,
0:00:51 > 0:00:53and we come from Radcliffe near Manchester.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55And these are today's contestants.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57APPLAUSE
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Thanks very much, all of you.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01We'll find out more about you throughout the show
0:01:01 > 0:01:04as it goes along. There's only one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Too embarrassed he forgot the password to his laptop three
0:01:06 > 0:01:09series ago, it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Hiya. Hiya. Hiya.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Good afternoon to you.- And to you.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18We've only got one returning pair today, that's Hilary and Rachel,
0:01:18 > 0:01:22and Hilary had one of those absolute classic examples of brain
0:01:22 > 0:01:25freeze last time. You were on podium one,
0:01:25 > 0:01:29and the question was any single from the '80s by Duran Duran, Wham,
0:01:29 > 0:01:34- Human League, Pet Shop Boys, Smiths, virtually everyone, wasn't it?- Yep.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37And you could see, the second the question came up, the portcullis
0:01:37 > 0:01:42went down, and 100 points came, but podium four, that's much nicer,
0:01:42 > 0:01:44isn't it? You can actually relax through it this time.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Cos after the round, I know you knew absolutely hundreds, but it does
0:01:48 > 0:01:50happen, doesn't it? Notice on podium one, we've got more people
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- from Cardiff.- Yeah.- It's nice, isn't it? They're always good.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57They tend to win. I don't want to put any pressure on you, David and Phil.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- What kind of a show have we got, Richard?- I would say mediocre.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- At best.- They're often my favourite shows. I like the mediocre ones.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07It's not mediocre at all, it's going to be sensational.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10You never have less than a great show
0:02:10 > 0:02:13when you've got some Cardiff people on. Swansea, of course...
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Yeah. To be fair, Swansea people do very well.- They do.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19No pressure, no pressure, David and Phil,
0:02:19 > 0:02:24but Swansea people, they're bright. They're bright people.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Wonder if you've got what it takes to match Swansea.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28LAUGHTER
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now, as usual,
0:02:30 > 0:02:32all our questions on Pointless have been asked to 100 people
0:02:32 > 0:02:35before the show, and our contestants are on the hunt for those
0:02:35 > 0:02:38all-important Pointless answer, an answer that none of our 100
0:02:38 > 0:02:41people gave, and each time that happens, we will add £250
0:02:41 > 0:02:44to the jackpot. Now, Sam and Neil didn't win the jackpot last time,
0:02:44 > 0:02:47so we add another £1,000 to that, so today's jackpot starts off at...
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01OK, now, the pair with the highest score at the end of the round will
0:03:01 > 0:03:03be eliminated, and, remember, there is
0:03:03 > 0:03:05to be no conferring during the round.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Our first category today is...
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Musical theatre.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:03:14 > 0:03:15who's going to go second?
0:03:15 > 0:03:19And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23OK, and the question concerns...
0:03:27 > 0:03:29First songs in musicals, Richard.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32On each pass, we're going to show you the names of seven songs
0:03:32 > 0:03:34from musicals, all the first songs in particular musicals.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36You just need to tell us the name of the musical, please.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40It's going to be 14 and seven on each pass, so 14 to have a go at at home.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Just to give you an extra clue, we're going to give you a year,
0:03:43 > 0:03:46the year that each of these musicals were nominated for Tony Awards.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49We're looking for the titles of the shows of which these
0:03:49 > 0:03:52were the opening numbers, and here is our first board of seven.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10I'll read those all one last time.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Now, Phil and David, you all drew lots before the show,
0:04:25 > 0:04:30and today you are going to go first. So, Phil, welcome to Pointless.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- What do you do, Phil?- Work for the local authority in Cardiff.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38- Which department? Can I ask? - Street cleansing.- Street cleansing.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40And what do you do when you're not doing that?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- I play bowls for the local bowls club.- How are you doing?- Fine, yeah.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- All good?- Season's over now.- Indeed.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- But by the time this goes out, maybe you'll be back on the bowls.- Yeah.
0:04:49 > 0:04:55- Yeah.- Now. What about musicals, Phil?
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Not big into musicals, but there's one that stands out for me.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Circle Of Life, The Lion King.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05The Lion King, says Phil, for the Circle Of Life.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Let's see if that's right,
0:05:06 > 0:05:09and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11It's right.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Oh, it's not bad, Phil. Look at that, 53.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17APPLAUSE
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- 53 for the Circle Of Life. - It's a good start.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24In 2013, The Lion King on Broadway became the first US musical to
0:05:24 > 0:05:30- pass one billion dollars in revenue. - Wow.- That's a lot, isn't it?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- That is a lot.- That's the circle of life for you.- Right there.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Thanks very much. Now, then, Leanne. - Hello!- Welcome to the show.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Thank you. - Here from Clacton-on-Sea.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40What do you do, Leanne?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44I work for the NHS, work for the medical records department,
0:05:44 > 0:05:49making sure that if you moved GP surgeries, to make sure...
0:05:49 > 0:05:52All your records move across. Good stuff. Now.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- We are looking for musicals.- Yes.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59- Specifically the musicals of which these are the opening numbers.- OK.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03I think I'm going to go for Honey, Honey and Mamma Mia.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Honey, Honey, Mamma Mia, says Leanne.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Let's see if that's right,
0:06:07 > 0:06:10and if it is, let's see how many people said Mamma Mia.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16Well, 53 is our low score at the moment. You passed that.
0:06:18 > 0:06:1923.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20APPLAUSE
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Well played, Leanne.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Very well played, Leanne. Good answer.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27It comes after the overture-prologue, it's the first song
0:06:27 > 0:06:30in that musical. I haven't seen Mamma Mia. I've seen the film.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I've seen the film. Haven't seen the musical.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Mark, welcome. Welcome to the show. What do you do, Mark?
0:06:37 > 0:06:38I'm a civil servant.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42We've learned not to ask civil servants what they do.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Quite often they're quite... - Quite often they'd say, "Nope.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48"I may not... I am not at liberty to answer that."
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- I'm going to stick with that. - OK, fair enough.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Mark, assuming that you have any time when you're not out...
0:06:56 > 0:06:58HE IMITATES GUNSHOTS
0:06:58 > 0:06:59LAUGHTER
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Don't know what that is. A spy, basically.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06It's not a spy so much, a lot of these people.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Some of the civil servants are spies.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Some of them are assassins, and that's a different job.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12He was kind of an assassin, a multiple assassin.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I think Mark is an assassin because of his height.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- It's more silent weapons than guns, I guess.- OK.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- He's quite live, I should think.- Exactly.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24You can see it, got a calmness which allows him
0:07:24 > 0:07:26to train a sight on a target at 400m.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Watch how when he gives his answer he'll control his breathing
0:07:29 > 0:07:34- on an out breath.- Stop breathing entirely. Out breath...
0:07:34 > 0:07:36And he will give his answer on an out breath,
0:07:36 > 0:07:38as most of our customers... Most of our customers?!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40LAUGHTER
0:07:40 > 0:07:43I forgot to mention, people do pay to come on here.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Erm, yeah, as most of our contestants do.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- That would be nice if we treated them as customers.- Wouldn't that be nice?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51I'd like to think we do.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53And the nice thing is, they don't have to pay.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56The trouble is that if they were customers, they'd replace us
0:07:56 > 0:07:59very quickly with those automated service machines, wouldn't they?
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Yeah.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02"Unexpected answer in the bagging area."
0:08:02 > 0:08:04LAUGHTER
0:08:04 > 0:08:09So, Mark, did you know either of the two answers that have been?
0:08:09 > 0:08:10I knew one that's gone, yeah.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14But out of what's left, I'm struggling to even
0:08:14 > 0:08:17think of a musical that could fit in with one of them.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21I'm just going to have a random guess at Whistle A Happy Tune
0:08:21 > 0:08:25and hope that... Fiddler On The Roof? If that's even a musical.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Fiddler On The Roof, says Mark, for Whistle A Happy Tune.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Let's see if that's right. If it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Bad luck, Mark.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Not a bad guess, and it is a musical,
0:08:37 > 0:08:40but it's not the one that Whistle A Happy Tune comes from.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Scores you the maximum of 100 points.- Sorry, Mark.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46I'll give you the correct answer at the end of the pass.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Thanks very much indeed. Now, then, Hilary. Hilary, welcome back.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Thank you.- My dear, it was Round One last time.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- That was most unfortunate. Most unfortunate.- Yeah.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- But we discovered last time that you are a theatre dresser.- Yes, I am.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- You spend your life in the wings of theatres.- Yes.- With not just plays.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- What are the other things they put on there?- We have operas...
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- Yes, and...- The ballet.- The ballet, and pantomime, and...- Musicals!
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Yeah, there we go, musicals. You must know all of these.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Well, I know that Marilyn Monroe comes from Blood Brothers,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22and Chim Chim Cher-ee is Mary Poppins.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Jet Song is West Side Story.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Ces Soirees-la, I think might be Piaf, but I'm not 100% sure
0:09:29 > 0:09:34because I haven't seen that, and Whistle A Happy Tune is King And I.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35So I'm between...
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I'm going to go Whistle A Happy Tune and King And I.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41OK, The King And I, says Hilary.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Let's see if that's right for Whistle A Happy Tune.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Let's see how many people said it.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49It's absolutely right. Very well done, Hilary.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Well, 23 is our low score at the moment.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Oh, look, you whizzed past that. Down to 6. Very well done indeed.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59APPLAUSE
0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Six for The King And I. - Very well played, Hilary.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05You took us through the board nicely as well.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Let's see if you've selected the right one of the ones you knew.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11You're right about Chim Chim Cher-ee. That is Mary Poppins.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14That would've been the biggest scorer, though. Would've scored 48.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17You're right about Jet Song as well. West Side Story.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Would've scored you the same, would've scored you 6 as well.
0:10:20 > 0:10:25- Ces Soirees-la, it's not Piaf, it's Jersey Boys.- Hoo, thank goodness.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Would've scored you 1.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29And Marilyn Monroe, which you were right about,
0:10:29 > 0:10:31it's Blood Brothers, that would've been the best answer.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Would've scored you 2 points.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36But Jersey Boys is the best answer there, so well done if you said that.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.
0:10:39 > 0:10:426, Hilary. Oh, that feels better, doesn't it?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- Definitely.- Very well done.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Lovely low score there,
0:10:45 > 0:10:48puts you and Rachel at prime position at this point.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Then up to 23, where we find Leanne and Adam, up to 53,
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Phil and David, and then 100, Mark and Gemma.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Let's come back down the line now.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03OK, let's put seven more opening numbers on the board,
0:11:03 > 0:11:05and here they are.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I'll read those all again.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39There we are. Remember, we are looking for the titles of the shows
0:11:39 > 0:11:41of which these are the opening numbers.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- Rachel, welcome back to the show.- Thank you.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Remind us what you do.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47I work in a theatre as a dresser.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- As a dresser. Oh, but at a rival theatre.- Yeah, the other one.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54You split away from The Lowry in Manchester,
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- ran off to the Royal Exchange. - Mm-hm.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59What do you like doing when you're not doing that?
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Um, I like sewing, I like knitting. I make a lot of my own clothes.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- That's what I do, most of my time. - Excellent.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08You get the first choice on this board.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12What are you going to go for? How many of those do you know?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15I think I know all of them, there's a couple I'm not certain of.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17I'm going to go with one that I happen to have worked on,
0:12:17 > 0:12:20and that's What Do You Do With A BA In English?
0:12:20 > 0:12:21And that's from Avenue Q.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Avenue Q, says Rachel. Avenue Q.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Let's see if that's right and, if so, how many said that.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29There's your red line - get below that,
0:12:29 > 0:12:31you're in the next round.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35It's right.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Very well done indeed! You equal your mother's score.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46It's a tie between the Lowry and the Royal Exchange.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47I like that, it's as it should be.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Takes your total up to 12. Well done.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Well played, Rachel - great stuff on podium four.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55That's after the Avenue Q theme, What Do You Do With A BA In English?
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- You have a BA in English. - I have. I've got an MA, in fact.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01That's what you do with a BA in English...
0:13:01 > 0:13:02BOTH: Get an MA.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Thank you very much indeed.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Gemma.- Hello. - Welcome. What do you do, Gemma?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10I'm a physiotherapist.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12In your spare time, what do you do?
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Um, I play netball and me and Mark quite like to travel.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20We took six months off and went travelling.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22What a brilliant thing to do. How far did you go?
0:13:22 > 0:13:27Um, we got as far as South America, then we came home.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28That's far enough, that's pretty good.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Anyway, listen - Musicals.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32You are the high scorers, at the moment.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36- What you need is a lovely low score. - Yeah.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Um, I only know two
0:13:38 > 0:13:40so I'll go for the one I think is the lowest
0:13:40 > 0:13:43and hope someone else gets one wrong,
0:13:43 > 0:13:44and that's All That Jazz,
0:13:44 > 0:13:46and I think it's Chicago?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Chicago, says Gemma, for All That Jazz.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Let's see if that's right and, if so, how many said it.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53No red line for you as you're the high scorers.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56It's right.
0:14:00 > 0:14:0134.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Takes your total to 134.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08For the moment, you're still in the game, Gemma.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Again, that's after the overture in Chicago.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14Puts a little bit of pressure there on David, on the last podium.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Hm.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Now, then, Adam, what do you do?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20I'm a shop assistant, I work in a DIY store.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Which aisle of the DIY store? Or do you work across the floor?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Yeah, we don't have departments, just across the store.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29So you know everything. If someone stops you and goes,
0:14:29 > 0:14:31"'Scuse me, 'scuse me" and they're at Hose Locks, you say,
0:14:31 > 0:14:33"Ah, yes, you need this one."
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Or if they stop you at Nails,
0:14:35 > 0:14:39or stop you in...Tar Paper - help me, here, I'm running out -
0:14:39 > 0:14:42you are an expert on any of these items.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- More...more than most, yeah. - OK. Very good.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Anyway, Adam, there you are - you're on 23.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Even if you score 100 points, you're still in the next round,
0:14:50 > 0:14:52which I think we'll all agree is a relief.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55But I happen to think you might know an answer on this board.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58I do, yes, and it's the only one I know.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Um, Food, Glorious Food.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02I believe it's Oliver!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Oliver!, says Adam, for Food, Glorious Food.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06No red line for you as you're through.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08But let's see how many people said Oliver!.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11It's right.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Wow!- 71 - that's a high score.
0:15:16 > 0:15:1794, your total.
0:15:19 > 0:15:25Yeah - Max Bygraves bought the score of Oliver! for £350 from Lionel Bart.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26That's not a bad deal, is it?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- He bought the score? - Yeah, he did indeed, the rights.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- He bought the rights to the score? - Yeah - not just the actual...
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- I was going to say. But...wow. - Yeah, how about that?
0:15:35 > 0:15:39And there used to be a rumour that...Lionel Bart was given
0:15:39 > 0:15:43a helping hand by Noel Coward to get the score going.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45They always used to say that William Goldman
0:15:45 > 0:15:47wrote nearly all of Good Will Hunting, in fact.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50They also used to say that George Alagiah
0:15:50 > 0:15:51does Fiona Bruce's voice...
0:15:53 > 0:15:55..from under the table. She doesn't do anything. She goes...
0:15:55 > 0:15:57RICHARD MOUTHS
0:15:57 > 0:16:01I've met a couple of lovely Irishmen who work Fiona Bruce.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02They are absolutely charming.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Now, then, David, listen. Right, here we go.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Welcome. We'll get the pre-amble out of the way.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Welcome, David, from Cardiff. - From Cardiff.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- What do you do? - I work for Cardiff County Council.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- In the same department as Phil? - I work in the office,
0:16:16 > 0:16:19speaking to commercial business customers.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22I'll tell you the job I'd like is the one with the aerosols, where you go...
0:16:22 > 0:16:23ALEXANDER HISSES
0:16:23 > 0:16:26And you just write things in aerosol on the pavement.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Something to aim for.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29RICHARD LAUGHS
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- It's a promotion I've been looking into.- OK.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Full-year waiting list.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36I'll put my name at the bottom, don't want to jump any queues.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38But that's the job I'd like.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Anyway, David, there's a board behind me
0:16:42 > 0:16:44with names of first songs of musicals.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49You're on 53. All you have to score is 80 or less.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- That's a high score, David. - That's a high score.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Talk us through the board.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Well...I've got to guess, so...
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Belle, Beauty And The Beast.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Willkommen - will-kommen, sorry...
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Cabaret? Or...yeah, I'm thinking Sound Of Music.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Or was that earlier than '84?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10We Are What We Are, maybe Fame?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13And Opening Night...
0:17:13 > 0:17:15I've got to pick one, so...
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Let's go for bust. I'll go Willkommen, Cabaret.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Willkommen, Cabaret.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Here's your red line - nice and high.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25You just have to be right.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Willkommen - is it from Cabaret? If so, how many said that?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- It's right!- Yes!- Very well done.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34And you're through to Round Two. Very well done.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Nice low score as well - 14.
0:17:39 > 0:17:4167 your total.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Through you go to Round Two.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Very well played. Terrific answer there.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48You were right about the top one.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Belle is from Beauty and the Beast.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53That would've been a great answer, that would have scored you 19 points.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Now, We Are What We Are
0:17:54 > 0:17:56is from La Cage Aux Folles.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00That would've scored you 2 points.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02And the best answer on the board,
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Opening Night - do you know that?
0:18:04 > 0:18:05- The Producers. - It is from The Producers.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Would have scored you 1 point. Well done if you said that at home.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Thanks, Richard.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11At the end of the first round,
0:18:11 > 0:18:16the pair heading home, with a score of 134, are Gemma and Mark.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Oh, dear-oh-dear. Gemma and Mark, yes.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Whistle A Happy Tune, Mark - I'm sorry.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22That was where we tripped up.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25We'll see you again next time. We'll look forward to that.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Meantime, thanks for playing - Gemma and Mark.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32For the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40So now we're down to three pairs. At the end of this round,
0:18:40 > 0:18:42we have to say goodbye to another pair.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Hilary and Rachel, very, very well done.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- And drawn, as well.- Yes.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51But then David, the next lowest score - fantastic.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category is...
0:18:58 > 0:19:02It's Art. Can you decide who'll go first, who'll go second?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Whoever's going first, step up to the podium.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:19:09 > 0:19:14We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:19:17 > 0:19:20..as they could - cities with the most-attended art museums
0:19:20 > 0:19:22and galleries. Richard?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24We're looking for the name of any city in the world
0:19:24 > 0:19:27that's home to one of the 100 most-visited art museums or galleries
0:19:27 > 0:19:29in 2012, please.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Any city in the world that's home
0:19:31 > 0:19:33to one of the most-visited art museums or galleries
0:19:33 > 0:19:35in the world, please, in 2012.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- Very best of luck. - Thanks very much.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40OK, so...Phil.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43I'm going to say Moscow.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Moscow, says Phil. Moscow.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many said Moscow.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51It's right.
0:19:56 > 0:19:5816.
0:20:01 > 0:20:0316 for Moscow.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Yes, it's got two in that list, actually,
0:20:05 > 0:20:08including The Moscow Kremlin Museum.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11It's all in the Art Newspaper, who published this list.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Thank you very much, Richard.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- Adam.- Hello.- Adam.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16What are you going to go for?
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Not my strongest subject. Um...I'm going to go for Milan?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Milan says Adam.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Let's see if Milan's right and how many people said it - Milan.
0:20:33 > 0:20:3518.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Not bad at all.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Yeah, the Palazzo Reale is at number 49.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43You'd think they'd have more than one.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Just the one in Milan? That's a poor show, isn't it?
0:20:46 > 0:20:481.1 million people visited.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51I think Milan could pull their socks up a bit, frankly.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Now, Rachel, any city in the world
0:20:54 > 0:20:57containing one of the top 100 art museums.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Em...
0:20:59 > 0:21:01I'm going to go with Barcelona.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Barcelona - sounds perfectly reasonable.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Let's see if it's right, Barcelona. Let's see how many people said it.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10It is right.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Well, 18 is our high score, 16, our low....
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Wow, 15, our new low - very well done indeed, Rachel.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Yeah, they've got four museums and galleries on the list, Barcelona.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- That's more like it.- The top one of them, the Museu Picasso.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29That's the top one.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31But the Miro Museum in Barcelona,
0:21:31 > 0:21:33which is amazing, is not on that list.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Not on that list. Interesting. Thank you very much.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38We're halfway through - let's look at those scores.
0:21:38 > 0:21:3915, the best score of that pass -
0:21:39 > 0:21:40very well done.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Then up to 16, where we find Phil and David.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Then up to 18, Adam and Leanne.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47You are WAY out in front, there(!)
0:21:47 > 0:21:51Leanne, like Milan, you need to pull up your socks.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53We need a nice low score from you, is what I'm saying.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Think of a nice, obscure city somewhere
0:21:55 > 0:21:59and hope that it has a well-attended art gallery or museum.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00OK, we're coming back down the line.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Can the second players step up to the podium?
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Hilary - there you are, our low scorers, once again,
0:22:09 > 0:22:10halfway through the round.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- It feels good, doesn't it, Hilary?- Yes.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16And I have a feeling you've probably got a great answer.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Not sure it's great...uh...
0:22:20 > 0:22:22But I'm going to say Madrid.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25"Madrid", says Hilary.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Well, currently you're on 15.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29The high scorers, Leanne, Adam, on 18.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31If you wanted to avoid becoming the high scorers,
0:22:31 > 0:22:322 is what you'd want to score,
0:22:32 > 0:22:35but I think that's probably unrealistic.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38There's your red line. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Madrid.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Oh!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Ooh!- 33.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- That takes your total up to 48. - Big score, that, isn't it?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57They've got three on the list, Madrid.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Um, OK, now, then, Leanne.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Probably one of my worst subjects to have.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Well, actually, Adam said that and then scored 18.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Yeah.- Which isn't a bad score.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11It was the high score. It's no longer, obviously.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13OK...Prague?
0:23:13 > 0:23:17You see? That's a great answer. I mean, it might be wrong, but...
0:23:17 > 0:23:20It's a great answer, I like it.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22High score is 48.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25You want to score 29 or less to avoid becoming the new high scorers.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Prague, says Leanne. Let's see if it's right and how many said it.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29There's your red line.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Ooh!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Oh, Leanne, I'm sorry.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I'm particularly sorry that David applauded!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I'm evil. I'm an evil man.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45That scored you 100 points. I'd have said Prague.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Before, the next thing I was about to say
0:23:47 > 0:23:51is...pick a cultural city, somewhere.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53You couldn't wish for a more cultural city than Prague.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57Scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 118.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59I'm sorry, Gemma. Perfectly good wrong answer.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02It's definitely in the top 100 stag do destinations, isn't it?
0:24:02 > 0:24:06They should do a museum of stag weekends.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08They must have... They've probably already got one.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10David...listen, you're in the head-to-head.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Woo!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Nice, understated euphoric outburst there from David(!)
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- I don't want to fist-pump the sky. - OK, come on, David.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23You're through, but let's have an answer.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Given that you are already through, there's an opportunity, here.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I bet there are some pointless answers on that board.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30To think of...
0:24:30 > 0:24:34I've got a couple. I don't think any will be pointless.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Surely the Smithsonian in Washington,
0:24:38 > 0:24:41which is a popular one,
0:24:41 > 0:24:42you see it in films.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46But I'm going to go for the Uffiluzzi in Florence.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Florence. In Florence, says David.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Let's see how many of our 100 people said Florence.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55It's right.
0:25:00 > 0:25:0316 - you equal Phil's score.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Takes you up to 32.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09There's four in Florence. That's more like it.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I wasn't entirely sure of the one you said, though.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15- Half Uffizi and half...- Uffizi? - Actually, that's the most...
0:25:15 > 0:25:19It's number 21 on the list, the Uffizi Gallery.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Let's look at some of the pointless answers.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Plenty of them out there.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26You could have had Brasilia, Brisbane -
0:25:26 > 0:25:29home to the Queensland Art Gallery.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Canberra, which has got the National Gallery of Australia.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Gwangju, of course, which is in...
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Uh, Southeast Asia.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Um...eh...um...
0:25:41 > 0:25:45- I just wondered what country it was in.- Gwangju...China?
0:25:45 > 0:25:46Oh, I cannot believe...!
0:25:46 > 0:25:50- I apologise to all of our South Korean viewers.- Oh, no!
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- What a snub.- Oh, Lord, I'm so sorry. I've snubbed them before as well,
0:25:53 > 0:25:55quite unwittingly.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Istanbul, the Istanbul Modern is on the list.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Philadelphia - that's the Philadelphia Museum -
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Sao Paolo or Toronto, which is home to the Royal Ontario Museum.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08I'll give you some of the low scorers.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Jerusalem would also have been pointless.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Trieste would have been pointless.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Dublin would have scored you 4 points, a very good answer.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Oxford would have scored you 3 points - that's a good answer.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19San Francisco, 3 points as well.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Glasgow would have scored you 11.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Let's take a look at the top three answers,
0:26:23 > 0:26:26the ones most of our 100 people said.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28With three entries on the list, New York.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32With seven entries on the list, it is Paris -
0:26:32 > 0:26:34including the number one, which is the Louvre.
0:26:34 > 0:26:369.7 million people going there.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39And top of the list, London - 96.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Paris has got seven on the list, London's got eight.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- That's nice, isn't it? - They get number one,
0:26:44 > 0:26:45but we've got eight on the list.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49Exactly. We've got the third, as well - the British Museum is number three on the list
0:26:49 > 0:26:52and the Metropolitan Museum in New York is number two on the list.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Thank you very much. At the end of our second round,
0:26:54 > 0:26:56afraid to say it's Leanne and Adam who leave,
0:26:56 > 0:27:00- with a high score of 118.- Oh, dear.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Oh, dear. You know, Prague was a perfectly good answer.
0:27:03 > 0:27:08I'm amazed, frankly. Prague must have just been 101, surely.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10- Yes.- I would have thought.- Hm.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Anyway, we'll see you again next time, we'll look forward to that.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- Meantime, thanks for playing, Leanne and Adam.- Thank you.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22For the remaining two pairs, it's time for our head-to-head.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Congratulations, Hilary and Rachel, David and Phil -
0:27:29 > 0:27:31you're a step closer to the final
0:27:31 > 0:27:32and a chance to play for our jackpot,
0:27:32 > 0:27:34which currently stands at...
0:27:35 > 0:27:37AUDIENCE OOHS
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Now we have to decide who's going to play for that money.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43To do that, you'll go head-to-head,
0:27:43 > 0:27:46the difference being you're allowed to confer before you answer
0:27:46 > 0:27:48and the first pair to win two questions
0:27:48 > 0:27:49will be playing for that jackpot.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53You can put your heads together. This promises to be a very close third round.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04OK, here comes your first question. It concerns...
0:28:07 > 0:28:10David, it's London Fashion Week.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12- Richard?- Uh, we're going to show you five pictures
0:28:12 > 0:28:15of celebrities sitting in the front row at London Fashion Week.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Can you tell us who they are, please?
0:28:17 > 0:28:20OK, let's reveal our five celebrities, and here they come.
0:28:20 > 0:28:21We've got...
0:28:38 > 0:28:40There we are - five celebs,
0:28:40 > 0:28:43sitting in the front row of London Fashion Week.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46Hilary and Rachel, you've played best throughout the show so far, so you'll go first.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51THEY WHISPER
0:29:03 > 0:29:04We think we're going to go for..
0:29:04 > 0:29:07Well, we ARE going to go for C, Emma Thompson.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09C, Emma Thompson.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11C, Emma Thompson, say Hilary and Rachel.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14David and Phil, do you fancy talking us through the rest of the board?
0:29:14 > 0:29:22Well, I think it's A, Harry Styles. B...don't know his first name.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25- It's Mr Green - is it Philip Green? - Yeah, could be.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27Emma Thompson, Kelly Osbourne,
0:29:27 > 0:29:29and I don't know E.
0:29:29 > 0:29:33- Go for B, go on.- We'll take a punt at B as Philip Green.
0:29:33 > 0:29:34Philip Green - B, Philip Green.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37We have Emma Thompson and Philip Green.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39Hilary and Rachel said C was Emma Thompson.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42Let's see if that was right and how many said it.
0:29:44 > 0:29:45Absolutely right, of course.
0:29:50 > 0:29:5117.
0:29:54 > 0:29:5517 for Emma Thompson.
0:29:57 > 0:30:02Now, David and Phil, you've said "Bit of a punt - B is Philip Green."
0:30:02 > 0:30:03Let's see if it's right
0:30:03 > 0:30:07and if it is, let's see how far down the column it goes.
0:30:09 > 0:30:10- It's right.- Yes!
0:30:11 > 0:30:12Now has to beat 17.
0:30:14 > 0:30:15Come on, come on...
0:30:15 > 0:30:18Yep, it's done it - there we are, 7 for Philip Green.
0:30:20 > 0:30:25Very well done, David and Phil, after one question, you are up 1-0.
0:30:25 > 0:30:26Very good answer, Philip Green.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28He's worth £3.8 billion,
0:30:28 > 0:30:31Philip Green and Lady Green.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33- It's not bad, is it?- It's not bad.
0:30:33 > 0:30:3616th in the list of Britain's richest people, they are.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39A, absolutely right, was Harry Styles.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42He would've scored you 45 points.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45He's my third-favourite member of One Direction, I would say.
0:30:45 > 0:30:46First, Zayn?
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Number one for me, Zayn.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51- I like Liam, you know?- I like Liam now his hair's grown back a bit.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54- Yeah.- I thought when he had it shaved off, I thought, to me...
0:30:54 > 0:30:56No, no.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58But Zayn, always have been, always will be.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00That's the truth. Hence the tattoo. Now...
0:31:00 > 0:31:02LAUGHTER
0:31:02 > 0:31:06D is Kelly Osbourne. Talking of tattoos, look at that.
0:31:06 > 0:31:09She would have scored you 58 points. Big score, isn't it?
0:31:09 > 0:31:12That's big face recognition for Kelly Osbourne, very impressive.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15And the last one is a pointless answer.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17She's a sister of Cara Delevigne.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19It is Poppy Delevigne.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22Thank you very much. Here comes your second question - David and Phil,
0:31:22 > 0:31:23you will answer this one first.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26Hilary and Rachel, you have to win this to stay in the game.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28Best of luck. It concerns...
0:31:30 > 0:31:33Famous Magicians. Richard.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35We're going to show you the names of five famous magicians now,
0:31:35 > 0:31:37but in anagram form.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40Can you unscramble them and tell us who they are?
0:31:40 > 0:31:44OK. Let's show our five mixed-up magicians and here they are.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55I'll read those all one last time.
0:32:03 > 0:32:07There we are, five magicians. David and Phil, you will go first.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Yeah.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12Something Aspinal?
0:32:12 > 0:32:14I don't know, I don't know.
0:32:14 > 0:32:18- Have to go for... - Top one.- You reckon?- Yeah.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Going to have to go for the top one, it's the only one we really know.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24And that's David Blaine.
0:32:24 > 0:32:28OK, David Blaine, for Banal Divide. David Blaine.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31Now, then, Hilary and Rachel, the rest of the board is yours.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35Um...Deal Us In Pal is Paul Daniels.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38Born Red Wren is Derren Brown.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42Um...I don't know the other two.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45What do you think is going to be lowest?
0:32:45 > 0:32:47Derren Brown. Oh...hmm...
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Paul...it's either-or, ain't it?
0:32:49 > 0:32:52- Paul Daniels, he's older. - Go with...? Yeah.
0:32:52 > 0:32:53We're going to go with Paul Daniels.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55OK, you're saying Paul Daniels.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58We have David Blaine and Paul Daniels.
0:32:58 > 0:32:59David and Phil said David Blaine.
0:32:59 > 0:33:03Let's see if that's right and, if so, how many said it.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06It's right.
0:33:10 > 0:33:1232.
0:33:16 > 0:33:1732 for David Blaine.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19Hilary and Rachel have said Paul Daniels.
0:33:19 > 0:33:23Let's see if that's right and, if so, how many said it.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31Oh! 45 for Paul Daniels.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37Very well done, David and Phil. That means, after only two questions,
0:33:37 > 0:33:39you're straight through to the final, 2-0.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Well played, David and Phil. Yeah, you knew two of them.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44You knew Paul Daniels, that scored too many.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Let's see what Derren Brown would've scored.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48Would've scored you...
0:33:50 > 0:33:53- ..14.- Oh, no!- 14 points.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56- Would have been a terrific answer. - Oh!
0:33:56 > 0:33:57Any luck with the bottom one?
0:34:00 > 0:34:01He's a comedian and magician.
0:34:01 > 0:34:05Tommy Cooper. Tommy Cooper. There he is - well done.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07That would have scored you 13 points.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09And the other one is an American magician,
0:34:09 > 0:34:12plays in Vegas all the time, and it's Lance Burton.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15If you said that, you just got yourself a pointless answer,
0:34:15 > 0:34:16so very well played.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Thanks very much indeed.
0:34:18 > 0:34:22So the pair leaving us, it's Hilary and Rachel.
0:34:22 > 0:34:26Oh, I'm so sorry. Nothing wrong with your performance in this last round.
0:34:26 > 0:34:30Emma Thompson, brilliant score, but Philip Green just...ach!
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Might you have got Poppy Delevigne?
0:34:32 > 0:34:34I knew it once you said it, but...
0:34:34 > 0:34:36Yeah - that was a really tough one.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38But an absolutely exemplary performance
0:34:38 > 0:34:39the whole way through the show.
0:34:39 > 0:34:43You just came up against David and Phil, the Pointless machine.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Yeah, there was no beating them, I'm afraid.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48We have to say goodbye, and this time, it really is goodbye.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Pleasure having you on the show, thanks for playing -
0:34:50 > 0:34:51Hilary and Rachel!
0:34:55 > 0:34:58But for David and Phil, it's now time for out Pointless final.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Congratulations, David and Phil.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05You've fought off all the competition
0:35:05 > 0:35:07and won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:13 > 0:35:14You now have a chance to win our jackpot.
0:35:14 > 0:35:17At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at...
0:35:19 > 0:35:20AUDIENCE OOHS
0:35:23 > 0:35:25What a performance, and here you are.
0:35:25 > 0:35:29You've come storming through in a 2-0 victory in the head-to-head -
0:35:29 > 0:35:30not to be sniffed at.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32What would you like to see come up in this last round?
0:35:32 > 0:35:34- Sport.- History. - Anything sporty, really.
0:35:34 > 0:35:38- OK. We haven't had any sport. - Nice one.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Best of luck. As always, you choose your category.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42There are four options to choose from. They are...
0:35:52 > 0:35:54- Yeah, it'll have to be, won't it? - Rugby Union?- Rugby Union.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57Being Welsh, see, we'll have to go Rugby Union.
0:35:59 > 0:36:02Surprise, surprise(!) Rugby Union for the Welsh boys. Richard.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Yeah, I've got the questions for all four here
0:36:04 > 0:36:06and I usually hedge my bets, but this time,
0:36:06 > 0:36:07I put those three away.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09So all I've got in front of me is Rugby Union.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12I've got a sixth sense about these things sometimes!
0:36:12 > 0:36:14We're going to give you three different options now.
0:36:14 > 0:36:17One of these particularly is going to suit you.
0:36:17 > 0:36:18Let's take a look at them.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20We're looking for anybody in the Harlequins squad
0:36:20 > 0:36:22for the 2013-2014 season,
0:36:22 > 0:36:24so any players in the Harlequins squad.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27We're looking for anyone who played for Wales against England
0:36:27 > 0:36:29in the 2013 Six Nations.
0:36:29 > 0:36:32So that's anyone on the pitch or one of the subs.
0:36:32 > 0:36:35Or we're looking for any Heineken Cup finalists,
0:36:35 > 0:36:38all the way from 1995 through to 2013.
0:36:38 > 0:36:42Great category, I hope. Good luck at home. Very good luck in the studio.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45OK, as always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48All you need to win that jackpot is for just one answer to be pointless.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51The answers you provide can come from any of these three categories.
0:36:51 > 0:36:55How you spread them across these categories is entirely down to you.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57They could all come from the middle category,
0:36:57 > 0:36:59if you like, or one from each.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01- Are you ready?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.
0:37:04 > 0:37:05Your time starts now.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08- What do you want to go for? - Matthew Hibbard?
0:37:08 > 0:37:10Hibbard, Matthew Hibbard.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12Um...what about Heineken finalists?
0:37:12 > 0:37:15Did Bretagne get there before?
0:37:16 > 0:37:18- No...- No?
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Begins with B, begins with B...
0:37:20 > 0:37:23- No, I can't...French ones, is it? - French sides.- I don't know.
0:37:23 > 0:37:27- Played in Cardiff, Heineken Cup game.- Was it?
0:37:27 > 0:37:30- Brest. Oh, not Brest.- No, not Brest.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32Shall we go Hibbard?
0:37:32 > 0:37:34- 34 seconds.- Yeah. Um...
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Gethin Jenkins, was he injured?
0:37:36 > 0:37:38He'd be too popular, Gethin Jenkins.
0:37:38 > 0:37:42- George North?- Yeah, well... - Another popular one.
0:37:42 > 0:37:46- Triptych? Justin Triptych?- Yeah.
0:37:46 > 0:37:48- Yeah, and...?- Hibbard. Come on.
0:37:48 > 0:37:5217, 17... Toby Telafau. Shall we go Faletau?
0:37:52 > 0:37:55Yeah, Toby Faletau. We'll go for that.
0:37:55 > 0:37:59- 10 seconds left. - Matthew Hibbard and Justin Triptych.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02- Come on, then. - OK, you've got your three.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05We'll just let that clock run out, just for fun.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07There we are - ah!
0:38:07 > 0:38:09Now, then, what are your three answers going to be?
0:38:09 > 0:38:15- We're going for all from the Six Nations Welsh players.- OK.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17- And, um...we're going to go Matthew Hibbard.- Matthew Hibbard.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19- Justin Triptych.- Justin Triptych.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22- And Toby...- Faletau.- Faletau.
0:38:22 > 0:38:23And Toby Faletau.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25- Of those three...- Faletau, last.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27..which is your best shot at a pointless?
0:38:27 > 0:38:30- Shall we go Triptych, Hibbard, Faletau?- Yeah.- OK.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33You think Faletau's your most likely to be pointless.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36- We'll put that last. Least likely, Triptych?- Yeah.- OK.
0:38:36 > 0:38:40Let's pop those answers up on the board in that order, and here they are.
0:38:40 > 0:38:45We have got Justin Triptych, Matthew Hibbard and Toby Faletau.
0:38:45 > 0:38:50Very, very best of luck. Your first answer Justin Triptych.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Justin Triptych.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55Now, remember, only one of these answers has to be pointless
0:38:55 > 0:38:57for you to win that jackpot of £2,000.
0:38:57 > 0:38:58What would you do with that, David?
0:38:58 > 0:39:01Well, it's my partner, Greta Lewis's, birthday today.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03So I figure I'd spend a bit on her,
0:39:03 > 0:39:05give her a really nice birthday present.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08Lovely. Phil, what about you?
0:39:08 > 0:39:12I think...better seats at Moto GP at Silverstone for me, thank you.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15Excellent. Best of luck. Three answers on the board.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17Let's hope one of those, at least, is pointless.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20So, Justin Triptych, you said, was your first answer.
0:39:20 > 0:39:24Again, all of these answers are people who played for Wales
0:39:24 > 0:39:26against England in the Six Nations 2013.
0:39:26 > 0:39:30If it is right and it is pointless, you'll win £2,000.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33Let's find out how many people said Justin Triptych.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37- Oh!- No!
0:39:37 > 0:39:40I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.
0:39:40 > 0:39:41We will discover why shortly.
0:39:41 > 0:39:44That means you only have two more chances to win today's jackpot.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47Your second answer is Matthew Hibbard.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50Again, it has to be right and it has to be pointless
0:39:50 > 0:39:52for you to win that jackpot of £2,000.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55Let's find out how many people said Matthew Hibbard. Is it pointless?
0:39:57 > 0:39:59Oh!
0:40:00 > 0:40:05- There's going to be a few pointless. - OK. Two incorrect answers.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08Everything is now riding on your third and final answer.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10Toby Faletau.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14- How confident are you this is right? - He definitely played.
0:40:14 > 0:40:17- Did he play?- Yeah. - I thought the other two played!
0:40:18 > 0:40:20I'm telling you, he definitely played.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22I was super-confident before the start of Round Four!
0:40:22 > 0:40:25Obviously, it has to be correct and it has to be pointless
0:40:25 > 0:40:26for you to win the jackpot.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29For £2,000, how many people said Toby Faletau?
0:40:29 > 0:40:30Is it pointless?
0:40:33 > 0:40:35- It's right.- Come on, Phil.
0:40:35 > 0:40:38OK, your first answer was Justin Triptych,
0:40:38 > 0:40:40which was an incorrect answer.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42Your second answer was Matthew Hibbard.
0:40:42 > 0:40:45Toby Faletau, now, taking us down...
0:40:45 > 0:40:48Yes, you've done it! There we are! Well done!
0:40:48 > 0:40:51LAUGHTER, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Yes! All right!
0:40:58 > 0:41:00Ah, congratulations!
0:41:00 > 0:41:05It took a while to get through but we finally got a correct answer
0:41:05 > 0:41:07and it was pointless. Very well done.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10Toby Faletau, a pointless answer. Brilliant.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13You win our jackpot of £2,000. Very well done.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15David and Phil!
0:41:15 > 0:41:17APPLAUSE
0:41:18 > 0:41:21See? I told you - people from Cardiff do well.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23Very impressive. Nicely done, as well -
0:41:23 > 0:41:26I think David did a lot of the work in the head-to-head there,
0:41:26 > 0:41:28then Phil stepped in in the final, got you that pointless answer.
0:41:28 > 0:41:32I think you know, with Triptych, it's Justin Tipuric.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34- Can't take that, I'm afraid. - Was that a pointless answer?
0:41:34 > 0:41:37It would have been a pointless answer, yeah, Justin Tipuric.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40And it's not Matthew Hibbard, it's Richard Hibbard.
0:41:40 > 0:41:44And, uh...he would have scored you 1 point.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46- So...- Well done, Toby!
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Yeah, well done, Toby, absolutely right.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51Also well done for putting in the right order and making it more exciting.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53That's the way to do it!
0:41:53 > 0:41:56Let's look at the pointless answers on the different categories -
0:41:56 > 0:41:59for Harlequins, almost everyone on the squad was pointless,
0:41:59 > 0:42:01actually, other than...
0:42:01 > 0:42:04Nick Evans would have scored points, Sam Smith, Chris Robshaw, Danny Kerr,
0:42:04 > 0:42:07Nick Easter, Ugo Monye, Mike Brown and Ben Botica -
0:42:07 > 0:42:08all of those scored points.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Everybody else was pointless.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Ross Chisholm, there, was the son of my old deputy head at school.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15His brother, James Chisholm, also plays there, a pointless answer.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17Let's take a look at the Welsh ones.
0:42:17 > 0:42:21- Now, Gethin Jenkins... - He said it!- Absolutely right.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23He would have been a pointless answer.
0:42:23 > 0:42:24Those other three were subs.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26Andrew Coombs, Lloyd Williams and Scott Andrews.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28Very well done if you said any of those.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31Let's look at Heineken Cup finalists, see if you were looking for these.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34- That's the one - Brive.- Yeah. Biarritz, also.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36Colomiers, Stade Francais, as well.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Also could have had Clermont-Auvergne as well,
0:42:38 > 0:42:39would have been a pointless answer.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42Very, very well played in the studios, guys.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Terrific performance all the way through.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46Well done if you got any of those at home as well.
0:42:46 > 0:42:49Thanks, Richard. Thanks once again to our winning players, David and Phil,
0:42:49 > 0:42:53who go away with today's jackpot of £2,000. Very well done.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00Join us next time, when we put more obscure knowledge to the test.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04And it's goodbye from me - goodbye.