Episode 50

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0:00:21 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,

0:00:24 > 0:00:28and welcome to Pointless, the show where the aim of the game is to find the most obscure answer possible.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Let's meet today's players.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36And couple number one.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Hi, my name's Gregg and this is my colleague, Carly,

0:00:39 > 0:00:41and we're from Southend-on-Sea in Essex.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Couple number two.- Hi, I'm Simon, this is my dear friend Rob.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47I'm from Liverpool and Rob's from Cheshire.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Couple number three.- Hi, I'm Isabelle, this is my mum, Caroline,

0:00:50 > 0:00:52and we're from Basingstoke.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55- And finally couple number four. - I'm James, this is my friend Jamie.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58We're originally from Essex but we now live in London.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00And these are today's contestants.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Thanks very much. We'll get to know more about each of you throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09So that leaves just one person for me to introduce.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12According to the Kremlin, he is the only man in history to get into

0:01:12 > 0:01:15a fist fight with a supercomputer during a game of chess.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18It's my Pointless friend. It's Richard.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Hi, everyone. Hiya.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26- Good afternoon to you.- And to you. - Are you well?- I'm very well.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27- You look very jolly.- Do I?

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- I'm feeling jolly, Richard. - Oh, that's nice!- Good.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Only one returning pair today - James and Jamie.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36We saw a lot of them last time. Got through to the head-to-head.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Going to be very tough to beat for our three new pairs.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42I'm worried for you because you're standing very, very close to Gregg's shirt.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Are you going to be OK?- Yeah.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47It's a garish design, but the colour scheme is quite muted.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Yeah, OK. I see what you mean.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Also, for now, it at least matches the colouring for the round.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56When that turns to cerise, who knows what's going to happen?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- There's going to be all sorts of trouble.- For now, it's fine.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02A proper, classic Pointless Round One today.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Nothing pleases me more than that. - Excellent.- Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Every question on Pointless has been put to 100 people before the show.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Today's contestants are looking for a pointless answer, of course,

0:02:11 > 0:02:13that being an answer that none of our 100 people gave.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Find one of those and we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Now, Lola and Alice didn't win the jackpot last time,

0:02:19 > 0:02:20so we add another £1,000 to that.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23So today's jackpot starts off at £2,000.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25APPLAUSE

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33APPLAUSE

0:02:35 > 0:02:38OK, remember, the pair with the highest score at the end of each round will be eliminated,

0:02:38 > 0:02:41so do what you can to make sure that is not you.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Our fast category today is...

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Words.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Words. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:02:50 > 0:02:52who's going to go second?

0:02:52 > 0:02:55And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:02:59 > 0:03:04We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:03:04 > 0:03:07words ending in EAK as they could.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11Words ending in EAK, Richard.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Yes, we're looking for any word that has its own entry

0:03:13 > 0:03:15in the Oxford Dictionary of English that ends EAK.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19As always, no proper nouns, no hyphenated words, anything like that.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Just anything that ends EAK. Very, very best of luck.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26OK, thank you very much indeed, Richard. Now then, Carly, welcome.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Welcome to Pointless. Now, Carly, what do you do?

0:03:29 > 0:03:34- I am a financial analyst. - You analyse finances for whom?

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- For a college.- For a college?- Yeah.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- In your spare time, what do you get up to?- Sport, mainly.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43- Hockey, football. - Hockey, football?- Yeah.- OK.

0:03:43 > 0:03:48Now then, it's words ending EAK. What are you going to go for?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51I am going to go for... Because my spelling's atrocious...

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- But I think squeak. - Squeak, says Carly.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said squeak.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02It's right.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- 28. - APPLAUSE

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Not bad. 28. Gets us off to a good start.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Yeah, it's a short high-pitched sound or cry, a squeak.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19- That's exactly what it is.- Like a mouse would make, say.- Oh, yes.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Good with a bubble. - Lovely with a bubble.- Mmm.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Simon.- Hello.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Welcome to the show. What do you do, Simon?

0:04:26 > 0:04:31I basically launch cancer drugs and diagnostics all around the world.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Well, that's quite good, isn't it? You launch them?

0:04:34 > 0:04:39Yeah. I'll help people research the products, develop the products,

0:04:39 > 0:04:41make sure it complies with all the laws,

0:04:41 > 0:04:44make sure it's completely safe for people.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Does this involve you actually travelling around?

0:04:46 > 0:04:51- I travel all over the world, yes. - So then, Simon, words ending EAK.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Not 100% sure.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57It's quite a sort of childish word if you like, but pipsqueak.

0:04:57 > 0:05:02Nothing childish about that. Pipsqueak. Sounds good to me.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said pipsqueak.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11It is of course right. I think this is going to go properly low.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Very well done indeed, Simon.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Not quite pointless, but you don't get any closer than that.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22APPLAUSE

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Very well done indeed. 1 for pipsqueak.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27That's a terrific answer, Simon. Very well played.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31Someone considered to be insignificant or small, particularly a youngster.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Now then, Caroline, welcome.- Hello.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36What do you do? You are from Basingstoke in Hampshire.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- Which no-one's ever heard of. - People have heard of Basingstoke!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Yeah, but no-one seems to know it for some reason.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- I could prod to a map where it is. - Near Winchester.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Near Andover, Winchester, near Fordingbridge.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Nowhere near Fordingbridge. - Nowhere near Fordingbridge.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54LAUGHTER

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Anyway, what you do, Caroline?

0:05:56 > 0:06:00I'm a housewife and mother and general handy woman for my family.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03A handy woman for your family. Excellent.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05How are you feeling about these words ending in EAK?

0:06:05 > 0:06:09I was going to go pipsqueak, but obviously that's gone now.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11So I'm going for break.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13OK, break. Let's see if that's right...

0:06:13 > 0:06:16I'm going to stop saying "Let's see if that's right."

0:06:16 > 0:06:18I think it's right. Let's see how many people said break.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22It's right.

0:06:22 > 0:06:251 is our low score, 28 our high score.

0:06:25 > 0:06:2643 for break.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29APPLAUSE

0:06:30 > 0:06:35- Yeah, a big score for break.- Break's one of those words that just means virtually everything, doesn't it?

0:06:35 > 0:06:39For example, you could have a lovely weekend break in Basingstoke.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Yeah.- That would be something no-one's ever said.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44LAUGHTER

0:06:44 > 0:06:48- James, welcome back.- Thank you. - Talk us through last time.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52We got to the head-to-head through a series of lucky guessing.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55No, no, no. Ingenuity, James.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57- Educated guessing, maybe. - LAUGHTER

0:06:57 > 0:07:02- Remind us what you do, James.- I'm a database manager for a charity.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06And remind us what you like getting up to. What are your hobbies?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Em... Columbo. I'm a big fan of Columbo.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I've been waiting for a round to come up on this for years.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16I am hoping that we might get that this time round.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20OK, well, who knows? First round, words.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Do well in that, maybe you'll earn a bit of Columbo in the second.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Maybe, maybe. I'm not liking this round.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29I forgot every word as soon as it came up.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32But I'm going to go for streak.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Streak. Streak, says James.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Let's see how many of our 100 people said streak.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Well, we range from 43 to 1.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Let's see where you come on that scale.

0:07:46 > 0:07:479. Single figures, James.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49APPLAUSE

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Well done, James.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Streak, another thing that can mean all sorts of things,

0:07:57 > 0:07:59including being naked in a public place.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- James, I'll ask you a Columbo question if you want.- OK.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Of which country is Colombo the capital?

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Em... Venezuela?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Sri Lanka.- Aw!

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Aw, so close!

0:08:13 > 0:08:16That's about as close to Venezuela as Fordingbridge is to Basingstoke.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18LAUGHTER

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Thanks very much. We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

0:08:22 > 0:08:241, the best score of that pass.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Simon, very well done indeed. Pipsqueak.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Up to 9, where we find James there with streak.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34Then up to 28 where we have Carly and Gregg with squeak.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37And then up to 43, Caroline and Isabelle.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39You're not way out in front, but you are in front.

0:08:39 > 0:08:44So, Isabelle, we need a great, great answer from you.

0:08:44 > 0:08:49- Oh, I've just thought of one.- Have you?- Yeah. Literally just then. Oh!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Anyway, enough from me. We're going to come back down the line now.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:08:58 > 0:08:59OK, now, Jamie, remember,

0:08:59 > 0:09:03we are looking for words that end in the letters EAK.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Jamie, remind us what you do.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09I'm an editor for an advertising website that showcases

0:09:09 > 0:09:14advertising in short films, and bits and bobs like that. Music videos.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16So working out how to get advertising onto those?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Interviewing people who make advertising, music videos

0:09:19 > 0:09:23- and stuff like that about how they made it. Quite fun.- Very good.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24There you are. You're on 9.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27The high scorers at the moment are Isabelle and Caroline on 43,

0:09:27 > 0:09:31so 33 or less sees you into Round Two.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33OK. I always quite like these rounds at home

0:09:33 > 0:09:36because I go for crazy answers and sometimes they're right.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38But I haven't got the bottle to do it today.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41So, I'm going to go bleak.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43OK, bleak, says Jamie. Here's your red line.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Get below that, you're in Round Two.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Let's see how many of our 100 people said bleak.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Whee! Look at that. 31.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00APPLAUSE

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Takes your total up to 40. It's close, but you're through.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Yeah, charmless, dreary, cold and miserable.- Thanks, Rich.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Now, Isabelle. Welcome. Great to have you here. What do you do?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15I'm a student at Aston University in Birmingham.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- And what are you studying? - International business and French.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Of the two bits of your degree, which do you like the most?

0:10:22 > 0:10:25I'm much better at the business side of it,

0:10:25 > 0:10:26but I do enjoy languages. So...

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Good stuff. Good.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32Now, you've had a little bit of time to think about words ending in EAK.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36I was going to say bleak, but that's obviously already been said.

0:10:36 > 0:10:41- So I'm going to say steak. - Steak, says Isabelle.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Now, no red line for you as you are the high scorers at the moment.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47But let's see how many of our 100 people said steak.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- 24. Not bad. - APPLAUSE

0:10:57 > 0:11:0067 is your total.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04That puts a bit of pressure on Gregg, now, on podium one. Yeah, steak.

0:11:04 > 0:11:05We had someone else on the other day

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- who was studying business and French, didn't we?- Exactly.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10- And she liked the French bit more. - She did.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14The two of you should hook up and do each other's exams!

0:11:14 > 0:11:16What is French for business studies?

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- I don't know!- Surely that...

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Etudes d'affaires.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24- Etudes d'affaires.- Etudes d'affaires!

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Yeah, it probably is that, actually!

0:11:26 > 0:11:29I made it up. I'm using my vast knowledge of French!

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- That's got to be the first lecture on the first day, hasn't it?- Yeah.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35You'd have thought you'd learn the name of the course!

0:11:35 > 0:11:36We've not blended them together yet.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- There's your first mistake! - I know.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Rob, welcome.- Hello.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- What do you do, Rob?- I own a cafe.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Good for you. How long have you done that for?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50- A month.- Oh, I see!

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- So, how's it going?- Very well.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57- An encouraging start. - OK, good turnover?- Yeah.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- How many covers?- About 50 a day.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03I've seen Restaurant Man, you see.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05When you were asking about the turnover,

0:12:05 > 0:12:08I thought you'd been watching Great British Bake Off!

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Now then, Rob,

0:12:12 > 0:12:14you've had a little bit of time to think of a really good answer.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17The high scorers are Isabelle and Caroline on 67,

0:12:17 > 0:12:23which means if you can score 65 or less, with a word ending EAK...

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Well, I'm going to go with daybreak.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Daybreak, I think, is a cracking answer.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29Let's find out if it's right.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Let's find out how many people said it. There's your red line.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36There you go, it's right.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38And you are through to the next round.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40I have a feeling this might be joining pipsqueak

0:12:40 > 0:12:41down at the bottom of the column.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44It does! Right at the bottom!

0:12:45 > 0:12:49You matched Simon's exemplary low scoring on the first past.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Your total is 2. Well done, Rob.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Terrific answer, Rob, very well played. Yeah, daybreak.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57You don't need me to tell you what that is, do you?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Nope. Indeed.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03- Now, Gregg...- Hi.- ..welcome to the show. What do you do?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Well, I work in the same college as Carly,

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- and I'm the senior financial analyst.- Oh, I see!

0:13:08 > 0:13:10You're the boss!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12I'm slightly more senior than Carly.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Slightly, that's nicely put. Very nicely put.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15And what are your hobbies, Gregg?

0:13:15 > 0:13:20In my spare time, I'd like to say I'm a board game enthusiast.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24- I play a lot of modern board games. - Now, by "modern" what do you mean?

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Well, it's a golden age of board games at the moment.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Really, they're releasing new ones every month

0:13:29 > 0:13:31in Europe and the United States.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35Lots of very colourful, pretty American ones

0:13:35 > 0:13:38and lots of strategic, really thinky ones from Europe.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Very good. OK, now, talking of strategic games, Gregg,

0:13:41 > 0:13:43you are on 28.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46The high scorers, Isabelle and Caroline, are on 67.

0:13:46 > 0:13:4838 or less gets you through.

0:13:48 > 0:13:54OK, I think I'm going to go for...freak.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Freak. There is your red line.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Get below that, you are through to the next round. Good luck.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02It's right.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Oh, Gregg!

0:14:08 > 0:14:12- I was drawing breath to say, "You've done it!"- Me too.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14I'm so sorry. 41!

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Takes your total up to 69.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Yeah, very sorry. That is tough luck.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22- A big score, isn't it, for freak? - Isn't it?- 41.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Now, what was your answer going to be?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Misspeak.- Misspeak?- Yeah.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29I used to get taught by Miss Speak at school.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- One point.- Oh, that's nice. - Yeah, would have been a great score.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Yeah, how is Miss Speak?

0:14:35 > 0:14:36I don't think she's Miss Speak any more.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38- I think she's...- Miss Spoken For?!

0:14:38 > 0:14:40LAUGHTER

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45You'd have done well to get some of these.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50That's actually a butterfly - a hairstreak.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Halfbeak, which is a fish, believe it or not.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58You could have had housebreak, which is not to break into a house.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01It means to house train a pet - to housebreak.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Newspeak,

0:15:03 > 0:15:06which of course comes from George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07That's a pointless answer.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15I'll give you a few of the low scorers.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17You might have got some of these. Windbreak would have scored 1.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20You'd have got 1 for jailbreak as well.

0:15:20 > 0:15:241 for doublespeak, 2 for debeak. Heartbreak would have scored you 2.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Beefsteak would have scored 3. So some low scorers.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Let's look at the top three answers,

0:15:28 > 0:15:30the ones that most of our 100 people said.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:15:44 > 0:15:45So at the end of our first round,

0:15:45 > 0:15:48I'm afraid the pair heading home with a high score of 69

0:15:48 > 0:15:49is Gregg and Carly.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Oh, it was all falling so neatly into place and then freak,

0:15:52 > 0:15:54I'm afraid, came along and scored so high.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to you

0:15:56 > 0:15:59but we'll see you again next time. We look forward to that very much.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00But thanks very much, Gregg and Carly.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04APPLAUSE

0:16:04 > 0:16:08But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14So now we are down to three pairs.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17At the end of this round, we'll have to go down to two pairs.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19I wonder which pair will be leaving us.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Our category for Round Two today is...

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Recent history.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Can you all decide who's going first and who's going to go second?

0:16:31 > 0:16:33And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38OK, and the question concerns...

0:16:41 > 0:16:431980s History, Richard.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45On each pass, we'll show you six questions about the '80s.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48You need to give us the most obscure answer, please.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50There's going to be 12 in all to have a go at at home,

0:16:50 > 0:16:52- so very best of luck. - Thanks very much, indeed.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55So let's reveal our first board of six questions, and here they come.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22I will read those all one last time.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47There we are, six clues to facts about the 1980s.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49- Rob?- Yes.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52I think you probably know them all.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56There is one that I should know...

0:17:57 > 0:18:00..and it's hiding away somewhere in the back of my head but

0:18:00 > 0:18:03for some reason I can't bring the answer to the tip of my tongue...

0:18:03 > 0:18:05- Yeah.- ..to give it to you.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08So I'm going to have to go with...

0:18:08 > 0:18:11the airbase in Berkshire, which was Greenham Common.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Greenham Common, says Rob. Let's see if that's right

0:18:13 > 0:18:15and how many people said it.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18It's right.

0:18:22 > 0:18:2420!

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Not bad at all.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Yeah, the camp only ended in 2000, actually, despite being...

0:18:32 > 0:18:34The airbase was decommissioned in 1991

0:18:34 > 0:18:37but they stayed there until it was completely empty

0:18:37 > 0:18:39and all the perimeter fences had been taken down.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42- Thanks, Rich. Now, Isabelle.- Yeah.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44How are we feeling about this as a subject?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46I should technically know the second one

0:18:46 > 0:18:49as I studied all the utilities privatisations

0:18:49 > 0:18:51but I can't remember. But...

0:18:51 > 0:18:54I can't answer any of them so I'm just going to say...

0:18:54 > 0:18:58Red Rum for the top one, as that's the only horse I know.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00OK, Red Rum says Isabelle. Let's see if that's right.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Let's see how many people said Red Rum.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08I'm afraid it is a horse but not that horse!

0:19:08 > 0:19:11But I'm afraid that scores you 100 points.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Yeah, I'll give all the answers at the end of the pass.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16OK, now then, James, talk us through the board

0:19:16 > 0:19:18- and fill in all the blanks.- Erm...

0:19:18 > 0:19:20I can only do a few.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22I think the top one might be Shergar.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25The second one might be "Tell Eric."

0:19:25 > 0:19:29I think the government minister was Edwina Currie.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32The president was Ronald Reagan.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34I'll go for the top one, Shergar.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37OK, Shergar, says James.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Let's see how many of our 100 people said Shergar.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44It's right.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Well, 20 is our lowest score so far.

0:19:46 > 0:19:4844.

0:19:50 > 0:19:5144 for Shergar.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Yeah, it's an absolutely extraordinary story.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57All sorts of books about it and well worth reading.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59No-one's ever officially confirmed what happened.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Isabelle, if it makes you feel any happier,

0:20:02 > 0:20:0311 of our 100 also said Red Rum.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07So they were wrong but at least everyone was wrong together!

0:20:07 > 0:20:10So that's nice. Now, let's fill in the rest of the board.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Rob, was there an obscure one you were trying to go for?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15I thought the author of Spy Catcher

0:20:15 > 0:20:17would have been the best score on the board

0:20:17 > 0:20:19but I can't for the life of me remember his name.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23It is the best score on the board and his name was Peter Wright.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26It's one of those names that's easy to slip your mind.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28British Gas urge you to tell...

0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Sid.- Sid, yeah. Not Eric.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34The government minister was Edwina Currie.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36You're quite right.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40And the president of the USA was Ronald Reagan.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43So Peter Wright the best answer up there.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Thanks. Well, we're halfway through the round.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Let's look at those scores. 20 the best score of the pass, Rob.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Very well done. Once again, Rob and Simon looking very strong.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Up to 44, James and Jamie. There you are.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56And then 100, Isabelle and Caroline.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Once again, halfway through the round, you're the high scorers.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03You were all right last time, maybe you will be this time. Back down the line now.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:21:08 > 0:21:11OK, let's put six more clues up on the board, and here they come.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36I'll read those all one last time.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57There we are.

0:21:57 > 0:22:01Jamie, you're going to try and find the person or event

0:22:01 > 0:22:04described by those clues you think the fewest of 100 people knew.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Well, history is definitely not

0:22:07 > 0:22:09one of the topics that I was hoping for,

0:22:09 > 0:22:12along with geography and sport, which we've had as well.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Let's just narrow this down. What were you hoping for?

0:22:15 > 0:22:17- Films, just films!- OK!

0:22:17 > 0:22:21But I think I did see a TV programme about this fellow,

0:22:21 > 0:22:22so I think I know.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25And I think I've sat in one of these. Is it...

0:22:25 > 0:22:27- Clive Sinclair who invented the... - Clive Sinclair.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- What was the TV programme? - I don't know, it was terrible.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Like, the guy, it was really bad.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34- Yeah, who played Clive Sinclair in that?- I don't know,

0:22:34 > 0:22:36it wasn't good, though. It wasn't a great performance.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40- It was me. Oh, you know that. OK, good.- I know it was.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Anyway, listen, there is your red line.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44You have to get below that with Clive Sinclair.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45Let's see if it's right.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49Let's see how many of our 100 people said Clive Sinclair.

0:22:51 > 0:22:52It's right.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55You are in the head-to-head!

0:22:57 > 0:23:0055, you needed, 53 you've got.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05- 97 is your total.- Yeah, the C5, of course, a huge disaster.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07It overshadowed some of the extraordinary things

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Sir Clive Sinclair did, I would say.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13I imagine history will judge him much more kindly.

0:23:13 > 0:23:18Right, now, Caroline, this is where it all comes into play.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22You're on 100, Simon and Rob are on 20.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26There is a scenario in which you can make it into the head-to-head.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30- It involves them scoring 100 and you scoring less than 20.- Right.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32- How are we feeling about the board? - It's OK.

0:23:32 > 0:23:37I just don't know which one out of the bottom two to go for...

0:23:38 > 0:23:42And I'm confident on the Tudor warship but I'm wondering

0:23:42 > 0:23:48whether to go for the Soviet Union leader. I'll go for...

0:23:48 > 0:23:51- Mikhail Gorbachev. - Mikhail Gorbachev, says Caroline.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52Let's see if that's right.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54No red line as you're the high scorers.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Let's see how many people said Gorbachev.

0:23:59 > 0:24:00It's right.

0:24:03 > 0:24:0534.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09134 is your total.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Yeah, it's a good answer, Caroline.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Not quite enough to save you on this occasion.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15He was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1990

0:24:15 > 0:24:18for his part in bringing the Cold War to an end.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20OK, now then, Simon.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22I think you will know all these answers.

0:24:22 > 0:24:23Would you like to talk us through them?

0:24:23 > 0:24:26I know the surname of the top one would be Gandhi

0:24:26 > 0:24:28but I for the life of me can't think of the Christian name.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31I could tell you every move in Torvill and Dean's routine

0:24:31 > 0:24:36but I think it was Sarajevo, as a guess.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Caribbean island in '83...

0:24:38 > 0:24:40I would guess at Grenada,

0:24:40 > 0:24:42and I'm pretty certain it was the Mary Rose.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Cos I admire Torvill and Dean so much,

0:24:45 > 0:24:47I'm going to go for Sarajevo.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48Sarajevo, says Simon.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Well, no red line for you as you're already through

0:24:50 > 0:24:53but let's see how many people said Sarajevo.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56It's right, obviously.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Oh, very well done. 18.

0:25:03 > 0:25:0538 is your total.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Well played, Simon. Every question in every round so far,

0:25:09 > 0:25:11the two of you have got the lowest scores on your pass.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13So very, very well played.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15You were right about Grenada.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17It would have been an even better score, actually.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19It would have scored you 16.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22You're right about the Mary Rose. That's a very big score, though.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24That would have scored you 68.

0:25:24 > 0:25:28And the Indian Prime Minister... It was Indira Gandhi.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30She would have scored you 42 points.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Thank you very much indeed.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35So the pair heading home, with a high score of 134,

0:25:35 > 0:25:37I'm afraid is Caroline and Isabelle.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Yes, Red Rum, I'm afraid, was the...

0:25:40 > 0:25:43I knew three of those answers on the second board!

0:25:43 > 0:25:45So had you gone the other way round...

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- And Caroline, you knew loads on the previous board.- Yeah.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Yeah, we'd have probably done it. - Oh, no.- Oh, well.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Well, listen, you'll be back next time

0:25:53 > 0:25:55and you'll just have to think more carefully

0:25:55 > 0:25:56about which order you play in.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Like that's going to help!

0:25:57 > 0:26:01I mean, not like... I don't mean...! Just because...!

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Wait!

0:26:03 > 0:26:04I don't mean that! I mean,

0:26:04 > 0:26:09you don't know what's going to be on the board.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12- Oh! That sounded terrible! - Do you know what? It's fine.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15I think you got away with it.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16I feel awful now.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19And now I'm going to say, "Looking forward to seeing you next time,"

0:26:19 > 0:26:22which I genuinely am. And I think you're going to do much, much better

0:26:22 > 0:26:25cos you'll work out which order... I'll just shut up!

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Caroline and Isabelle, wonderful contestants.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30APPLAUSE

0:26:30 > 0:26:32But for James and Jamie, Simon and Rob,

0:26:32 > 0:26:34it's now time for the head-to-head.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Congratulations, Simon and Rob, James and Jamie.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44You're now one step closer to the final

0:26:44 > 0:26:45and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:26:45 > 0:26:47which currently stands at...

0:26:47 > 0:26:50- There it is. - APPLAUSE

0:26:50 > 0:26:53So now we get to the bit where we have to decide

0:26:53 > 0:26:54who is going to play for that money

0:26:54 > 0:26:57and to do that, you're now going to go head-to-head.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59But the difference is you are now allowed to confer

0:26:59 > 0:27:00before you give your answers.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02And the first pair to win two questions

0:27:02 > 0:27:04will be playing for that jackpot.

0:27:04 > 0:27:05This is going to be very exciting.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15OK, here's your first question and it concerns...

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Motown Artists. Richard?

0:27:21 > 0:27:24We'll show you five acts that have been signed to Motown or Tamla Motown.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Can you give us the name of the most obscure?

0:27:26 > 0:27:28OK, let's reveal our five artists.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30And here they are. We've got...

0:27:48 > 0:27:50There we are. Five Motown artists.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Simon and Rob, you played best throughout the show so far

0:27:53 > 0:27:55so you'll go first.

0:27:55 > 0:27:58THEY WHISPER

0:28:02 > 0:28:05OK, we think D is Boyz II Men.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08Boyz II Men, say Simon and Rob, for D.

0:28:08 > 0:28:12James and Jamie, the rest of the board is yours.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14Talk us through them.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17- We think A is Stevie Wonder.- Yeah.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20C is Lionel Richie

0:28:20 > 0:28:23but was it The Temptations he was in before?

0:28:23 > 0:28:27- I think we'd have to guess for that.- E, I don't know E.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30Might be Smokey...Robinson?

0:28:30 > 0:28:31- I don't know. - Shall we go for C?- Yeah.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33We'll go for The Temptations, C.

0:28:33 > 0:28:37OK, so, James and Jamie, you are saying that C is The Temptations.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40C - The Temptations. So we have Boyz II Men versus The Temptations.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43Simon and Rob have said that D is Boyz II Men.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45Let's see if that's right

0:28:45 > 0:28:47and if it is, how many people said Boyz II Men.

0:28:56 > 0:28:57Wow, 6 for Boyz II Men!

0:28:57 > 0:29:02Very well done! Simon and Rob, an unstoppable quiz force, there.

0:29:04 > 0:29:09James and Jamie, you have said that C is The Temptations.

0:29:09 > 0:29:10Let's see if that's right

0:29:10 > 0:29:13and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Oh, bad luck!

0:29:17 > 0:29:20Not The Temptations, there, but very well done, Simon and Rob.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23Boyz II Men saw you through there and after one question,

0:29:23 > 0:29:25you are up 1-0.

0:29:25 > 0:29:26Well played, Simon and Rob.

0:29:26 > 0:29:30Yeah, it is Lionel Richie but he was originally in the Commodores.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32And that would have scored you 27.

0:29:32 > 0:29:34They had that big hit Three Times a Lady,

0:29:34 > 0:29:37which is where the Cockney rhyming slang for £15 comes from.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39They call it a Commodore

0:29:39 > 0:29:42because a Lady Godiva, a fiver, is five pounds.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44So three times a "Lady" is £15.

0:29:44 > 0:29:48- That is good.- Hats off to whoever came up with that!- That is very good.

0:29:48 > 0:29:51Let's look at the rest. You are right about Stevie Wonder.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58And B is a pointless answer.

0:29:58 > 0:29:59It's The Marvelettes,

0:29:59 > 0:30:03remembered for having a hit in 1961 with Please Mr Postman.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05Very, very well done if you said that.

0:30:05 > 0:30:06And E is the Four Tops.

0:30:07 > 0:30:10And they would have scored you 18.

0:30:10 > 0:30:14Thanks very much indeed. OK, here comes your second question.

0:30:14 > 0:30:17James and Jamie, you have to get this one right

0:30:17 > 0:30:20or you will have come to the end of the road.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23Oh, good luck!

0:30:23 > 0:30:25It concerns...

0:30:29 > 0:30:31Items Used For Gardening. Richard?

0:30:31 > 0:30:34We're going to show you five items now

0:30:34 > 0:30:36used in gardening but in anagram form.

0:30:36 > 0:30:39Can you unscramble them and give us the best answer? Good luck.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42OK, let's reveal our five items used in gardening

0:30:42 > 0:30:43and here they are.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52I'll read those all one last time.

0:30:57 > 0:30:59James and Jamie, you'll go first.

0:30:59 > 0:31:03THEY WHISPER

0:31:16 > 0:31:18OK, we think we know a couple but...

0:31:18 > 0:31:21We don't know what'll be lower.

0:31:21 > 0:31:22We don't know which will be lower.

0:31:22 > 0:31:26We'll go for the bottom one, which is water butt.

0:31:27 > 0:31:31Water butt. OK, Simon and Rob?

0:31:31 > 0:31:34Do you want to talk us through the rest of the board, if you can.

0:31:34 > 0:31:36I'll give it a go.

0:31:36 > 0:31:39Top two are flummoxing me for the moment.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43I think next to bottom one is trowel

0:31:43 > 0:31:45and the centre one is dibber.

0:31:45 > 0:31:48- I think I'd go with dibber. - You're going to go with dibber.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50OK, so we have water butt and we have dibber.

0:31:50 > 0:31:53James and Jamie said water butt. Let's see if that's right

0:31:53 > 0:31:55and let's see how many people said that.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01It's right, of course.

0:32:04 > 0:32:0517!

0:32:08 > 0:32:1317. Now then, Simon and Rob have gone for dibber, "red bib."

0:32:13 > 0:32:16Let's see if that's right and how many people said dibber.

0:32:18 > 0:32:19It's right.

0:32:22 > 0:32:23Oh, 42!

0:32:25 > 0:32:28Well done, James and Jamie. Back in the game.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30After two questions, it's 1-1.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32First time in the whole show that Simon and Rob

0:32:32 > 0:32:34haven't had the best answer. Very well played.

0:32:34 > 0:32:35It's a very good answer, water butt.

0:32:35 > 0:32:37There is an answer up there that would beat it.

0:32:37 > 0:32:39It is not trowel.

0:32:39 > 0:32:41That would have scored you 71.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43The top one you couldn't get is lawnmower.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47And that would have scored you 33.

0:32:47 > 0:32:50It's the second one down that's the best answer on that board.

0:32:50 > 0:32:52Any ideas?

0:32:53 > 0:32:56- Tricky. Anyone in the audience? - Cultivator.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59- Cultivator, very well played. Yeah, 6 points.- Good.

0:32:59 > 0:33:00Thank you very much.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03OK, it comes down to this, the third question, the decider.

0:33:03 > 0:33:05And it concerns...

0:33:08 > 0:33:10The Galapagos Islands. Richard?

0:33:10 > 0:33:12Five clues, now, to facts about the Galapagos islands.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15The team that gives us the most obscure answer

0:33:15 > 0:33:17is going through to play for the jackpot. Good luck.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20OK, let's reveal our five clues, and here they come.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45I'll read those all one last time.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05There we are. Simon and Rob, you will go first.

0:34:05 > 0:34:10I don't know a lot about the Galapagos Islands.

0:34:10 > 0:34:11But I think...

0:34:13 > 0:34:16..the last of the Pinta Island tortoises

0:34:16 > 0:34:19was known as Lonesome George.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21Lonesome George.

0:34:21 > 0:34:25Now, James and Jamie, the board is yours.

0:34:26 > 0:34:30We also don't know a lot about the Galapagos Islands!

0:34:30 > 0:34:33- Is there one called Columbo?- No!

0:34:33 > 0:34:36We've got a punt for the bottom one, haven't we?

0:34:36 > 0:34:41I think we'll go for the bottom one, named after Charles Darwin.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Charles Darwin seems fair enough. Charles Darwin.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45OK, so we have Lonesome George versus Charles Darwin.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47Simon and Rob went for Lonesome George.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:34:52 > 0:34:53It's right.

0:34:58 > 0:34:59Oh, that's a good answer!

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Look at that, 8 for Lonesome George.

0:35:02 > 0:35:05Very well done.

0:35:05 > 0:35:08James and Jamie have gone for Charles Darwin

0:35:08 > 0:35:10for the bottom one, the research station.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13Let's see if that's right and how many people said that.

0:35:16 > 0:35:17It's right.

0:35:20 > 0:35:23Oh, it's not bad, it's going to be close! 19.

0:35:25 > 0:35:2819. Very well done indeed.

0:35:28 > 0:35:32Simon and Rob, after three questions you are through to the final, 2-1.

0:35:32 > 0:35:34Very well played. Poor old Lonesome George.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37He was over 100 when he died but his subspecies have been known to live to 200 years

0:35:37 > 0:35:40so he was actually relatively young. He died in middle age.

0:35:40 > 0:35:41But he was the last of his species

0:35:41 > 0:35:44so they kept trying to find him a mate but it couldn't happen.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46Poor old Lonesome George.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49But a great one as it just lodged at the back of your head, there.

0:35:49 > 0:35:50Terrific answer.

0:35:50 > 0:35:53The ocean in which they're situated is the Pacific.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57That would have scored you 51 points.

0:35:57 > 0:36:02The red-footed, blue-fitted and nazca are all boobies.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04Would have scored you 14 points.

0:36:04 > 0:36:08And the largest of the Galapagos Islands is named Isabela.

0:36:08 > 0:36:09It would have scored you 2 points.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11After Queen Isabella.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13And you know whose voyages she funded?

0:36:13 > 0:36:16- Columbus.- Yes, you see!- Oh, so close!

0:36:16 > 0:36:19Nearly, nearly. 2 points for that, it's the best answer there.

0:36:19 > 0:36:21Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24So the pair heading home, I'm afraid, is James and Jamie.

0:36:24 > 0:36:28Two head-to-head rounds consecutively, not bad at all.

0:36:28 > 0:36:32But I'm afraid you were up against the machine that is Simon and Rob.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35So there's nothing really you could do, you were powerless.

0:36:35 > 0:36:36Resistance was indeed futile

0:36:36 > 0:36:38but it's been great having you on the show.

0:36:38 > 0:36:40Thank you so much for playing, James and Jamie.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42APPLAUSE

0:36:44 > 0:36:47But for Simon and Robert, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:36:51 > 0:36:52Congratulations, Simon and Rob.

0:36:52 > 0:36:54You've fought off all the competition

0:36:54 > 0:36:57and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy. So very well done.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:37:05 > 0:37:09and at the end of today's show, our jackpot stands at...

0:37:09 > 0:37:12APPLAUSE

0:37:12 > 0:37:15Well, what a performance. I mean, we knew you were good.

0:37:15 > 0:37:19We knew you were good right from the "p" of pipsqueak.

0:37:19 > 0:37:23Right through to the "...ge" of Lonesome George.

0:37:23 > 0:37:27Now, Simon and Rob, remember you get to choose your category, obviously.

0:37:27 > 0:37:31You have four options to choose from and here they are. We've got...

0:37:40 > 0:37:42- I'll skip poetry and New Zealand.- Yeah.

0:37:42 > 0:37:46I am a "Roses are red..." type of guy for poetry!

0:37:46 > 0:37:48New Zealand, no.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50- So American rock or sitcoms. - American rock?

0:37:50 > 0:37:54The chance of Billy Joel potentially. Is he rock?

0:37:54 > 0:37:57- Are you a big fan?- Oh, I am. - He's a massive Billy Joel fan.

0:37:57 > 0:38:00He's the world's biggest Billy Joel anorak.

0:38:00 > 0:38:03I think we should go with American rock.

0:38:03 > 0:38:04American rock, please.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06OK, American rock it is. Richard?

0:38:06 > 0:38:08OK, here are your three choices.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11We are looking for the name of any studio album

0:38:11 > 0:38:14released by any of the following acts.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25So, we're not accepting live albums or compilations.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28For Metallica, we won't accept Garage Inc, Through the Never or Lulu.

0:38:28 > 0:38:32So looking for any studio album made up to February 2014

0:38:32 > 0:38:34by any of those three acts.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36Very, very best of luck.

0:38:36 > 0:38:39OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:38:39 > 0:38:41and all you need to win that jackpot

0:38:41 > 0:38:43is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:38:43 > 0:38:45Are you ready?

0:38:45 > 0:38:48- I think so, yes.- Yeah. - Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:38:48 > 0:38:51There they are. Your time starts now.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54OK, Foo Fighters albums...

0:38:54 > 0:38:57- The only one I can think of is Nothing Left To Lose.- Right.

0:38:57 > 0:39:01Metallica albums the only one I can think of is The Black Album.

0:39:01 > 0:39:04Metallica... Bruce Springsteen, recently I bought...

0:39:04 > 0:39:08Well, everything he has. There's Wrecking Ball, Human Touch.

0:39:08 > 0:39:12- Human touch is a good one. Tunnel of Love?- Tunnel of Love is...

0:39:12 > 0:39:15- I don't know if that's an album or not.- It is.- Is it?- Yeah.

0:39:15 > 0:39:19- So Tunnel of Love, Human Touch and Wrecking Ball.- OK.

0:39:19 > 0:39:22- Shall we go for them? - Yeah, fine by me.- OK.- Done.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24There we are.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26OK, we're going to stop the clock with 27 seconds still on it.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28This is punchy!

0:39:28 > 0:39:30OK, now, give me your three answers.

0:39:30 > 0:39:32So, it's Bruce Springsteen albums.

0:39:32 > 0:39:35- Yeah, they're all going to be Bruce Springsteen?- Tunnel of Love.

0:39:35 > 0:39:38- Tunnel of Love.- Wrecking Ball. - Wrecking Ball.- Human Touch.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41- And Human Touch. - Nearly lost my touch there!

0:39:41 > 0:39:42OK, of those three,

0:39:42 > 0:39:45which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:45 > 0:39:49- Tunnel of Love?- Quite, yeah. - OK, Tunnel of Love we'll put last.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51Least likely to be pointless?

0:39:53 > 0:39:55- BOTH: Human Touch. - Human Touch we'll put first.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order

0:39:58 > 0:40:00and here they are.

0:40:00 > 0:40:01We've got...

0:40:04 > 0:40:07Well, very, very best of luck. Your first answer was Human Touch.

0:40:07 > 0:40:09You thought this was probably the least likely to be pointless.

0:40:09 > 0:40:11Let's say it was pointless, though.

0:40:11 > 0:40:14What would you do with that prize money, Simon?

0:40:14 > 0:40:16My mum's not been well for quite some time

0:40:16 > 0:40:19so I would send her away on a cruise and send my dad with her,

0:40:19 > 0:40:22- just to say thank you for everything they've done.- Oh, Simon!

0:40:22 > 0:40:25- Well done, you. - APPLAUSE

0:40:27 > 0:40:29- Rob?- Another noble cause.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32I'd probably go out with him and get horribly drunk!

0:40:32 > 0:40:34LAUGHTER

0:40:34 > 0:40:37- Again, round of applause! - APPLAUSE

0:40:37 > 0:40:41No, two excellent things to be doing with your prize money.

0:40:41 > 0:40:44OK, so, we were looking for Human Touch.

0:40:44 > 0:40:47In this case, obviously, a Bruce Springsteen album.

0:40:47 > 0:40:50It has to be right and pointless for you to win that jackpot.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53So for £2,000, let's see how many people said Human Touch.

0:40:55 > 0:40:56It's right.

0:40:56 > 0:40:58That's a start!

0:40:58 > 0:41:00It's more than a start. Down it goes.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03We're more than halfway down, two thirds of the way down.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05Down it goes! Still going down. Into single figures and...

0:41:05 > 0:41:07- You've done it!- Get in!

0:41:07 > 0:41:10You have done it! Very well done indeed.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12That's fantastic. Brilliant. Brilliant.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14Oh, fantastic!

0:41:14 > 0:41:17CHEERING

0:41:21 > 0:41:23Very, very well done.

0:41:23 > 0:41:27With your first answer, right in the bull's-eye, there.

0:41:27 > 0:41:30So, congratulations. Human Touch was a pointless answer

0:41:30 > 0:41:32which means you leave with that jackpot of £2,000.

0:41:32 > 0:41:36- Excellent, very well done. - APPLAUSE

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Wow. I mean, you have barely put a foot wrong

0:41:41 > 0:41:43since the first question on the first round.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45Terrific performance.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48Blotted your copybook slightly with Wrecking Ball,

0:41:48 > 0:41:50cos it would have scored 2 points, I'm afraid.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52But then, Tunnel of Love another pointless answer!

0:41:52 > 0:41:55APPLAUSE

0:41:58 > 0:42:00You also mentioned There Is Nothing Left To Lose,

0:42:00 > 0:42:02the Foo Fighters album...

0:42:02 > 0:42:04which is another pointless answer.

0:42:04 > 0:42:06There's only one of them up there!

0:42:06 > 0:42:08Let's take a look at the Bruce Springsteen ones.

0:42:08 > 0:42:12There's a few pointless answers here. This was the category to go for.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15Lucky Town, which was released at the same time as Human Touch.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18You also could have had Devils & Dust.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20You could have had Greetings from Asbury Park, Magic,

0:42:20 > 0:42:23you could have had We Shall Overcome, Working on a Dream.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26All of those were pointless. And as I say, there are only two others.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29One for the Foo Fighters, which is There Is Nothing Left To Lose,

0:42:29 > 0:42:31and only one for Metallica, as well.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35So well done if you said those at home.

0:42:35 > 0:42:38I suspect people would have got pointless answers on Springsteen

0:42:38 > 0:42:40but these guys got two in the studio, £2,000.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42You've been brilliant from start to finish. Well deserved.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Congratulations, guys.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47APPLAUSE

0:42:47 > 0:42:50Well, thanks once again to our winning players, Simon and Rob,

0:42:50 > 0:42:54who go away with a very well-deserved jackpot of £2,000.

0:42:54 > 0:42:55Brilliant.

0:42:57 > 0:43:01Join us next time, when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye!