Episode 52

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0:00:13 > 0:00:15APPLAUSE

0:00:15 > 0:00:16CHEERING

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Thank you very much indeed. Hello.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:24 > 0:00:27the game where we are always searching for the lowest score.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30- Let's meet today's players. - APPLAUSE

0:00:34 > 0:00:36- And couple number one.- Hello. My name's Charlotte

0:00:36 > 0:00:40and this is my boyfriend, Matthew, and we're both students from Cardiff.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44- Couple number two.- Hi, I'm Kevin. This is Shirley and we're a couple from Northamptonshire.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Couple number three.- Hi, I'm also Kevin.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49This is my son, Scott. And we're from Pontefract.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52- And, finally, couple number four. - I'm Sara, I'm from Caerphilly

0:00:52 > 0:00:54and this is my friend and work colleague, Maxine.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- And these are today's contestants. - APPLAUSE

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Thanks very much. We'll find out more about each of you as the show goes along.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06A man with so much brainpower

0:01:06 > 0:01:09the government consider him an alternative fuel source.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Hiya. Hi, everybody. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Hiya.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Good afternoon.- Good afternoon.- How are you?- I'm very well.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Excellent. We've got one returning pair, Charlotte and Matt.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26And I have to say, I genuinely, genuinely didn't think

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Matt could wear a lower top than he wore last time.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32- But, you know, he's proved me wrong. - Yeah.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Cos it was pretty low last time. - It was quite low.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36And now it's almost non-existent.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38LAUGHTER

0:01:39 > 0:01:43- It was a struggle to make him wear the shirt over it.- Oh, really?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45He wanted to get shirtless as well?

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Where an earth would you be putting your name badge?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Charlotte and Matt Scott got through to Round Two last time,

0:01:50 > 0:01:53hopefully see a little bit more of them this time.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Certainly seen quite a lot of them already, actually. - LAUGHTER

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Yeah, you're up pretty close there, aren't you?- Yeah, certainly am.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Thanks very much indeed. As usual all our questions on Pointless

0:02:01 > 0:02:03have been asked to 100 people before the show

0:02:03 > 0:02:05and our contestants here are on the hunt

0:02:05 > 0:02:09for the all-important pointless answers that our 100 people couldn't give.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Each time you give a pointless answer, of course,

0:02:12 > 0:02:13we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Steve and Amy won the jackpot last time,

0:02:15 > 0:02:19so today's jackpot starts off back at £,1000. There it is.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23APPLAUSE

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Remember the pair with the highest score at the end of each round will be eliminated,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32so do what you can to make sure that's not you.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Best of luck. Our category for Round One today is...

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Pop Music. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:02:40 > 0:02:42who's going to go second.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51OK. And the question concerns...

0:02:54 > 0:02:571990s groups. Richard.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00In a moment, we're going to show you the name of four musical groups.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02We need you to tell us the name of any UK Top 40 single

0:03:02 > 0:03:05they had at any point during the '90s.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07So in any year from 1990 to 1999.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11So any UK Top 40 hit by any of these following four groups, please.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14As always, double-A sides count as separate answers.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Thanks very much indeed. So as Richard's just said, we're going to put four artists up on the board,

0:03:18 > 0:03:20they will remain on the board through the round,

0:03:20 > 0:03:24so they won't be changing at the top of the line, they'll stay up and down the line.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27We want any UK Top 40 hit by any of these artists.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31And here are those artists. We've got...

0:03:36 > 0:03:40Oasis. Spice Girls. Steps. And U2.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Charlotte, welcome back to the show.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Great to have you here. You're a student?- I am, yes.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48- What are you studying?- Sociology of criminology.- OK.

0:03:48 > 0:03:53- Now, these bands, do you know and adore them?- I'm a '90s chick.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57I'm 1992. So I'll go with the Spice Girls.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00And I'm going to go...Stop.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Stop?- Please.- Says Charlotte. Let's see if that's right.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Let's see how many of our 100 people said Stop.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09It's right.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Still going down, Charlotte! Look at that! 6! - APPLAUSE

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Excellent start to the show. Very well done.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Lovely low score there for Stop.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Well played, Charlotte. Very good answer. A No.2 hit.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27It was their first single ever not to get to No.1, actually.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Thank you very much. Now, Shirley, welcome to Pointless.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Great to have you here. What do you do, Shirley?- I'm a freelance medical secretary

0:04:34 > 0:04:36and a part-time hospital receptionist.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- And what do you like to do in your spare time?- I read a lot.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44I do needlework and we go to a lot of concerts.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- What sort of needlework?- Tapestry. - Tapestry? Are you involved...

0:04:47 > 0:04:50I mean, do you do it communally or do you do things on your own?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53No, on my own. And it takes a very long time.

0:04:53 > 0:04:58You're telling me. Yeah. OK, Shirley, what about this as a round?

0:04:58 > 0:05:02I ought to know U2, I saw them live a few times in the '90s,

0:05:02 > 0:05:05but I've got a case of amnesia, I can't remember a single title.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09So...I'll have to go for the Spice Girls again,

0:05:09 > 0:05:11but I'm not sure of the exact title.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14I think it's Zigazig-Ha. Zigazigha.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Zigazigha? Zigazigha?- Yeah.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19OK, Shirley's saying Zigazigha.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Let's see if that's right and if it is let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27AUDIENCE GROANING

0:05:27 > 0:05:33Bad luck. Shirley, I'm afraid an incorrect answer scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Sorry, Shirley, not the name of a Spice Girls' hit, I'm afraid.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- We'll give all the answers at the end of the pass.- Thanks very much.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Now, Kevin M, welcome.- Thank you. - Welcome.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- What do you do, Kevin? - I'm a lecturer.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I lecture in electrical installation at college.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49We take 16 to 18-year-olds and, hopefully, prepare them

0:05:49 > 0:05:53for life as electricians if they can get apprenticeships afterwards.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- Very good. How long have you done that for?- Five years...two months... - What did you do before?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59- ..three weeks and two days. - LAUGHTER

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- So it's a job you love?- I love it, yeah.- Good.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05OK. Now, then, Kevin, what do you make of this as a round?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07I should know a couple of those.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Erm...I think I'll go for Spice Girls

0:06:10 > 0:06:12and go for Mama.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15OK, Mama, says Kevin. Let's see if that's right

0:06:15 > 0:06:18and if it is let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22It's right.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Well, 6 is our low score from Charlotte.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Will you go down as far as that?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- 23 for Mama.- OK. - APPLAUSE

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Not bad at all.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Well played, Kevin. Their fourth single, fourth No.1 as well.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38First group in history to have their first four singles all go to No.1.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Good stuff. Maxine.- Hello.- Welcome.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45- Thank you.- Welcome. Good to have you. What do you do, Maxine?

0:06:45 > 0:06:48I'm an educational development manager for the NHS,

0:06:48 > 0:06:51so I teach nurses and midwives several skills.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55OK. Of all the things you teach them, which is the toughest procedure?

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Which is the one you think they have most trouble with?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00I teach them to take blood and I let them practice on me,

0:07:00 > 0:07:03that's why I've got several bruises, it's nothing untoward.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Do you get a cup of tea and a biscuit afterwards?- I know.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- You'd have thought.- Wow!- Yeah.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Whoa! Is that a bit...? Literally draining, I should think.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14- LAUGHTER - Goodness!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Now, then, Maxine?- Well...

0:07:17 > 0:07:21I have to say Steps used to be my guilty pleasure.

0:07:21 > 0:07:26So I'm wondering whether to take a risk or play it safe.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28It's time to cash in your guilty pleasure, surely?

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- MAXINE SIGHS - OK, so I'm going to go with Steps.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35And I'm going to say Deeper Shade of Blue.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Deeper Shade of... That is surely going to be a low score.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42A Deeper...Deeper Shade of Blue.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Let's see if it's right, let's hope it's right,

0:07:44 > 0:07:46and if it is let's see how far down the column it goes.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49MAXINE WHIMPERS

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Oh, no!- Oh, Maxine!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56- BOTH:- Oh, no!- Never mind.

0:07:56 > 0:08:02No, never mind. That's a shame. I thought that was going to go all the way down with a ping but no.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'm afraid that's 100. For some reason that's incorrect.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07We will discover in a second. But, yeah, 100 points.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- But you're in good company.- Yes.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I am sorry, Maxine, it's a good wrong answer.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14It was 2000 a Deeper Shade of Blue.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- No?!- Yeah, I know.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19- I feel bad now.- You should! You should!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21LAUGHTER I do. I do.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Charlotte, the best score of the whole round was yours.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Very, very well done. By quite a long way, 6.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Then up to 23 where we find Kevin and Scott.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Then up to 100, Maxine and Sara, Shirley and Kevin B.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Best of luck, Kevin. Best of luck, Sara.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41We'll come back down the line now. Can the second pairs please step up to the podium.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47So then, Sara, we are looking for any UK Top 40 hit

0:08:47 > 0:08:52released by any of these groups in, as we discovered, the 1990s.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Yes.- So, Sara, what do you do?

0:08:54 > 0:08:57I work in education development in the NHS.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00- With Maxine?- I do a slightly different job,

0:09:00 > 0:09:02I teach health care support workers.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- I see.- So they're the support staff for the NHS.- OK.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08There you are on 100 points.

0:09:08 > 0:09:13- OK.- You're...co-high scorers with Kevin and Shirley there.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16We need a low score from you.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I'll give it my best shot.

0:09:18 > 0:09:23Erm...so I'm going to go for Oasis and Champagne Supernova.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Champagne Supernova says Sarah.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28A lot of nods from along the line there. Let's see if it's right.

0:09:28 > 0:09:33No red line for you as you're joint high scorers, but let's see how many people said Champagne Supernova.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Oh, no!- No!- Sara! - THEY LAUGH

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh, my God!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44I...don't know. I don't know.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47We will discover...imminently why that is wrong,

0:09:47 > 0:09:49but for some reason that is wrong.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53That scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 200!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- THEY LAUGH - Oh, Richard!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- I feel like everyone's getting at me today, it's not...- No, no, no!

0:09:58 > 0:10:03- Richard, you've got the sorry task of having to tell us why it's wrong. - It was an album track.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07- Not released as a single, I'm afraid, in the UK.- Bad luck. Sorry, Sara.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10But, Scott, welcome. This is nice,

0:10:10 > 0:10:13I can tell you now you have made it to Round Two.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- What do you do, Scott?- I'm a leisure centre manager.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21OK. And what are the facilities in your leisure centre?

0:10:21 > 0:10:26Well, we have...indoor/outdoor playing fields,

0:10:26 > 0:10:29a bowling alley, four lane bowling alley,

0:10:29 > 0:10:32a radio station also.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Now that...that puts you a cut above.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38So you don't broadcast outside the walls of the leisure centre?

0:10:38 > 0:10:43No, no, we do. It's 5TownsFM, so it's for five towns.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Wow! OK, now then, Scott, there we are, you're on 23.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50- You're through but I think you'll have a great answer here.- Well, it's taken a bit of pressure off,

0:10:50 > 0:10:54so I'm going to go for a U2 song.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02- For a moment I thought you were going to sing it there. - LAUGHTER

0:11:02 > 0:11:04# Hold me...

0:11:04 > 0:11:06No red line as you are already through,

0:11:06 > 0:11:10but let's see how many of our 100 people said Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13It's right!

0:11:18 > 0:11:21And it's pointless! Very well done indeed, Scott!

0:11:21 > 0:11:23- That's a fantastic answer! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:11:23 > 0:11:28It adds £250 to today's jackpot and takes the total up to £1,250.

0:11:28 > 0:11:33It scores you nothing and it leaves your total at 23. Superb.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Brilliant, Scott. Well played. Welcome to Pointless.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39Yes, from the Batman Forever soundtrack. A No.2 hit.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Hold me, yes. thrill me, yes. Kiss me, yes. Kill me, not so much.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Yeah, not sure about that. What are you, Black Widow?!

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Don't you think? That's like getting a Valentine's card

0:11:48 > 0:11:52that starts really nicely and by the end you're going...Ohh!

0:11:52 > 0:11:55I tell you what, that's not the only sting in the tail because it only got to No.2.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- I know.- Oh, that must have hurt! - LAUGHTER

0:11:58 > 0:12:00- That must have killed them. - It must have done.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Perhaps if they'd had a nicer last word. Perhaps if it was... I don't know where I'm finishing with this.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08- Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me... - Take me to the cinema.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10- No.1 hit.- Yeah. Thanks very much.

0:12:10 > 0:12:15OK, now then, Kevin B, listen, we have a tussle on our hands here, Kevin.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19Let's just put all thoughts of that to one side. Kevin, what you do?

0:12:19 > 0:12:22- I'm an entertainer mostly.- What sort of entertainer are you?

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Well, I do the juggling, stilt-walking type stuff

0:12:24 > 0:12:27and I do walking on broken glass.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29- That's not entertainment! - Eating fire and...

0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Walking on broken glass?- Yeah.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34What are you a sort of Annie Lennox tribute band?

0:12:34 > 0:12:36LAUGHTER

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- And you... You're a jester?- I am.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41I'm Northampton's official jester, in fact.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Is there only one in the county? - There is only one.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Since 2004 I've been the official jester.- And it's you?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48And you have, if you'll forgive me, a jester's beard.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- He does, doesn't he?- It's very nice of you to say so.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Now, Sara and Maxine are on 200 points,

0:12:53 > 0:12:55you have to score 99 or less.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58What are you going to go for? You merely have to be correct.

0:12:58 > 0:13:03All I can say is that because it was the name of their musical,

0:13:03 > 0:13:07I'm going to go for the Spice Girls' Viva Forever.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Let's see if it's right,

0:13:08 > 0:13:11let's see how many of our 100 people said Viva Forever.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16It's right!

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Very well done indeed, Kevin.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Still going down. 14!

0:13:21 > 0:13:2514! Not only right, it's our second lowest score of the round.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28That's very well done indeed. Takes your total up to 114.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32Very well worked out as well, Kevin. Tactically very nicely done.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Thanks very much.

0:13:34 > 0:13:40Now then, Matt. Time to put all thoughts of Ben Arnold to bed.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42In case you weren't watching last time,

0:13:42 > 0:13:48we were after people who had taken part...celebrities from Strictly Come Dancing in 2013.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Yeah.- Ben Arnold.

0:13:51 > 0:13:55- Who were you thinking of?! - LAUGHTER

0:13:55 > 0:13:57There's these two guys on GMTV,

0:13:57 > 0:14:01- one's called Ben Shepherd and one's called Richard Arnold.- Oh.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05- And...- Listen, the good news is you're in Round Two,

0:14:05 > 0:14:08but I have a funny feeling you're going to have a good answer here.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11I think I'm going to go for Spice Girls' Spice Up Your Life.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Spice Up Your Life, says Matt.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19No red line, you're already through. But, yeah, Spice Up Your Life.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23It's right.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Still going down, Matt. Still going down!

0:14:27 > 0:14:3018! Very well done indeed. 18 takes your total up to 24.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32APPLAUSE

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Yeah, the fifth single and their fifth No.1 as well for the Spice Girls.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41Now, there's a few pointless answers here. We've already heard one from Scott.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Let's take a look at some of the others.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46After The Love Has Gone, that's a Steps song.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Oasis, All Around The World. U2, Discotheque.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51All of those Top 10 hits.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54U2 again, Even Better Than The Real Thing.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56There's Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Last Thing On My Mind, Steps, also a pointless answer.

0:14:59 > 0:15:03Love's Got A Hold On My Heart, that's Steps. Say You'll Be Mine, Steps.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05And Shakermaker, Oasis' second single.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09There's a few more U2 ones. If God Will Send His Angels.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Last Night On Earth. Please. Staring At The Sun.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15And Stay (Faraway, So Close!) All of those pointless answers.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Very well done if you said any of them. That's all of them.- Thanks very much indeed.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21So at the end of our first round the pair heading home

0:15:21 > 0:15:23with our high score of 200, Sara and Maxine.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26- You were unlucky there.- Oh, that's all right.- You were unlucky.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28The good news is we will see you again next time.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Look forward to that. Sara and Maxine, thanks so much.- Thank you.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33APPLAUSE

0:15:35 > 0:15:38But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round Two.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40APPLAUSE

0:15:43 > 0:15:47So three pairs remain. Obviously, at the end of this round we have to say goodbye to another pair

0:15:47 > 0:15:49in order to have our head-to-head.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is...

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Names. Can you all decide in your pairs

0:15:58 > 0:16:01who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04And whoever's going first, please, step up to the podium.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09OK. And the question concerns...

0:16:14 > 0:16:16So there we are. Richard?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Yes, simply going to give you six clues to famous people,

0:16:18 > 0:16:21all of whom have got surnames which are commonly first names as well.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24You just need to tell us the most obscure. There'll be 12 in all

0:16:24 > 0:16:26to have a go at at home. So best of luck.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Thanks very much. Let's reveal our first board of famous people.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31And here they come.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54I'll read those all one last time.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18There we are.

0:17:18 > 0:17:23Six celebrities whose surnames are also commonly used as first names.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Matt, you're going to go first.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27OK, well...

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Right, OK, I'm going to have a guess.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34Performed It's My Time accompanied by Andrew Lloyd Webber

0:17:34 > 0:17:36might be Elton John.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40Elton John says Matt. It's My Time, Elton John.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44Let's find out if that's right and if it is let's see how many of our 100 people said Elton John.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51I'm sorry, Matt, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53It scores you 100 points.

0:17:53 > 0:17:58Yeah, sorry, Matt, but the perfect example of someone whose surname is used as a first name.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02- Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Kevin?- I know three of them

0:18:02 > 0:18:06and as always it's a matter of just working out which one is likely to be the lowest.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09And I think of the three I know, they're all going to be fairly close.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11But I'm going to go for...

0:18:11 > 0:18:15played Dave Lister in the Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf, Craig Charles.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Craig Charles says Kevin.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21Let's see if Craig Charles is right and let's see how many people said Craig Charles.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25It's right.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29- 42. - APPLAUSE

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Yeah, he was originally, now back again as well.

0:18:35 > 0:18:39- He's been on the show, hasn't he Craig? He was very good.- Yeah, he has.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41With Danny John-Jules.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Lovely fella.- Hmm. Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48Now then, Kevin M, you're the last person to have this board,

0:18:48 > 0:18:50do you fancy talking us through it?

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Not particularly. Erm...

0:18:53 > 0:18:55There's some of them you think you ought to know

0:18:55 > 0:18:59and it's just...whether you're 100% sure.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02So, I'm going to go for...top one.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Actress who played Doreen Green, Lesley Joseph.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09Lesley Joseph says Kevin. Lesley Joseph.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said that.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- 22! - APPLAUSE

0:19:25 > 0:19:2822 for Lesley Joseph.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Let's take a look at the rest of these.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- The newsreader who took over Antiques Roadshow?- Fiona Bruce.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Fiona Bruce, yep.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37She would've scored 21.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40There's lots of cricket captains whose surnames are first names,

0:19:40 > 0:19:43- but this particular one is Alec Stewart.- Alec Stewart. Yep.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45That would have scored 12.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49The author of The White Queen and The Kingmaker's Daughter is Philippa Gregory.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52That would have scored you 13. And this is a very good answer,

0:19:52 > 0:19:56it was Jade Ewen who performed that song with Andrew Lloyd Webber.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Best answer there. 3 points if you got that.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Thanks very much indeed.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.

0:20:03 > 0:20:0522, the best score of that pass Kevin M, very well done indeed.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Scott can thank you for that.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Puts you very much at the top of the board for the next pass.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Kevin B 42, again, not bad at all.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16OK, Charlotte, who knows what the next board's going to be like,

0:20:16 > 0:20:19but we're definitely going to need a low score from you.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Best of luck with that. We're gonna come back down the line now.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Can the second players please step up to the podium.

0:20:26 > 0:20:31We're going to put six more clues up on the board and here they come.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33We have got...

0:20:55 > 0:20:57I'll read those all one last time.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Remember, we are looking for the names of these famous people

0:21:19 > 0:21:22and their surnames also are commonly used as Christian names.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Scott, there you are on 22,

0:21:24 > 0:21:26the highest scorers Matt and Charlotte are on 100.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29So 77 or less is your target.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34It looks OK. Much better than the last board. I'm glad I came second.

0:21:34 > 0:21:35Erm...

0:21:35 > 0:21:41I'm going to go for the creator and star of Curb Your Enthusiasm

0:21:41 > 0:21:42as Larry David.

0:21:42 > 0:21:47Larry David, says Scott. Very well done. sounds good to me. Let's see.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49There's your red line. You have to get below that.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Let's see how many of our 100 people said Larry David.

0:21:54 > 0:21:55It's right.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57And you are through.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Good answer. Look at that, 11. Very well done.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Takes your total up to 33.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Still the lowest score on the board.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Well played, Scott. Also created Seinfeld, of course. He's so rich.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13He's worth over half a billion dollars.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15- Really?- He said as he got richer

0:22:15 > 0:22:18he developed an allergy to caviar, which he

0:22:18 > 0:22:21said is just a metaphor for his life.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Now then, Shirley.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25Shirley, you're on 42.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Again, Charlotte and Matt remain the high scorers.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30How are we feeling about this as a round?

0:22:30 > 0:22:35The only one I'm really sure of is the fifth wife of Henry VIII

0:22:35 > 0:22:38and that would be Jane Seymour.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Jane Seymour.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Well, that certainly is a Christian name, Seymour,

0:22:41 > 0:22:43so yeah, that could work.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Let's see if Jane Seymour's right

0:22:45 > 0:22:47and if it is let's see how many of 100 people said it.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50There's your red line.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Ooooh!

0:22:52 > 0:22:54I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, Shirley.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Scores you 100 points. Takes your total up to 142.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59That's a lifeline for Charlotte there.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Sorry, Shirley, Jane Seymour was his third wife, and wasn't beheaded.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07OK, now, Charlotte, phew! You're back in the game.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11I know who became Home Secretary in May 2010,

0:23:11 > 0:23:14but his name just isn't coming to my mouth.

0:23:16 > 0:23:24So I think the surname of the Henry VIII wife is Jane.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Elizabeth Jane.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- Elizabeth Jane. - It's totally wrong.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Elizabeth Jane.- That's your answer. - That's the answer.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37There's your red line.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Let's see if Elizabeth Jane can get you below that red line.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Oh, bad luck! I'm sorry, Charlotte.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49- I think you probably knew that. - I knew that, yeah.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 200. Sorry, Charlotte.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- I can't believe we're losing Charlotte and Matt.- I know.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59- Can we not give them a by?- Yeah, you would think so. You've been such fun.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Sorry to see you go.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04It's not Elizabeth Jane, not Jane Seymour, it's Catherine Howard.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Totally off. - Would've scored you 22 points.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13Now, the Home Secretary one... So you can picture him.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15In your head what does he look like?

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Would it help if we let Matt take his shirt off just for a minute?

0:24:18 > 0:24:19No.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23- Matt, would it help you?- It would, yeah.- Yeah, go on, then.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Yeah, before you go. Go on.

0:24:26 > 0:24:27There you go.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29AUDIENCE: Wooo!

0:24:29 > 0:24:32APPLAUSE

0:24:34 > 0:24:38So the Home Secretary that you're picturing in your head...

0:24:38 > 0:24:39it's Theresa May.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43- Oh, yeah.- Theresa May would've scored you 24 points.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46The 1983 album...

0:24:46 > 0:24:48What did Matt say for the first round?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Elton John.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53- It was Billy Joel.- Oh!

0:24:53 > 0:24:54LAUGHTER

0:24:54 > 0:24:56That would've scored you 27 points.

0:24:56 > 0:25:01The co-director and star of the movie On The Town is Gene Kelly.

0:25:01 > 0:25:02Theresa May...

0:25:02 > 0:25:0512 points for that. Now, Scott, do you know the Australian golfer?

0:25:05 > 0:25:10- Adam Scott.- Yeah, absolutely right. He would've scored seven points.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12The best answer on the board.

0:25:12 > 0:25:13Thanks very much indeed.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15At the end of our second round the pair heading home,

0:25:15 > 0:25:18I'm so sorry, it's Charlotte and Matt.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Oh, you've been such good value.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23- It's been lovely having you on both shows.- Can I say something?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Yes, you may.- If it's not bread...

0:25:25 > 0:25:27- It's toast.- It's toast!

0:25:27 > 0:25:28That's right.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30That'll do, yep.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33APPLAUSE

0:25:37 > 0:25:41- I'm really sorry. You are toast now, though, Charlotte.- Yeah. Burnt.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45It's been such a joy grilling you. There we are. Thanks so much...

0:25:45 > 0:25:47There you go, it worked.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Thanks so much for being on the show, Charlotte and Matt,

0:25:49 > 0:25:50wonderful contestants.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55But for Kevin and Scott and Kevin and Shirley

0:25:55 > 0:25:57it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Congratulations, Kevin and Scott, Kevin and Shirley.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07You are now one step closer to the final and the chance to

0:26:07 > 0:26:11play for our jackpot which currently stands at £1,250.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14So now we have to decide who's going to play for that money,

0:26:14 > 0:26:16and to do that you are now going to go head-to-head.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Welsh men and women. Richard.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40We're simply going to show you five pictures now of famous people

0:26:40 > 0:26:43born in Wales. Can you tell us the most obscure of these, please.

0:26:43 > 0:26:47Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five Welsh people and here they are.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49We have got...

0:27:04 > 0:27:09There we are. Five Welsh people.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Kevin M and Scott, you've played best throughout the show

0:27:11 > 0:27:13so far so you will go first.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29We think that B is Terry Griffiths.

0:27:29 > 0:27:33Terry Griffiths, say Kevin M and Scott. Terry Griffiths.

0:27:33 > 0:27:37So, Kevin B and Shirley, the board is all yours.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Talk us through it if you can.

0:27:40 > 0:27:44A could be the lead singer of the Manic Street Preachers,

0:27:44 > 0:27:49but I don't know his name if it is. C we think is Dylan Thomas.

0:27:49 > 0:27:54D is Neil Kinnock and E is Charlotte Church.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57So, I think we're going to go for Dylan Thomas, C.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59You're going to say C Dylan Thomas.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02So we have Terry Griffiths and we have Dylan Thomas.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05Kevin and Scott said Terry Griffiths for B.

0:28:05 > 0:28:06Let's see if that's right,

0:28:06 > 0:28:09and if it is let's see how many of our 100 people said Terry Griffiths.

0:28:11 > 0:28:12It's right.

0:28:17 > 0:28:1926.

0:28:22 > 0:28:2426 for Terry Griffiths.

0:28:24 > 0:28:28Kevin B and Shirley, meanwhile, have said that C is Dylan Thomas.

0:28:28 > 0:28:29Let's see if that's right

0:28:29 > 0:28:32and if it is let's see how many of our 100 people said Dylan Thomas.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Dylan Thomas wins it. Look at that! 17.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47Well done, Kevin B and Shirley.

0:28:47 > 0:28:50- After one question you are up one nil.- Two good answers there.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53There is a better answer on the board, which is A.

0:28:53 > 0:28:55He is from the Manics but it's not the lead singer,

0:28:55 > 0:28:57who is James Dean Bradfield, this is Nicky Wire.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59The bassist. Would've scored you four points.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Well done if you got that at home.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03D is the unmistakable face of Theresa May(!)

0:29:03 > 0:29:05LAUGHTER

0:29:05 > 0:29:09It's Neil Kinnock. Would've scored you 70 points.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12E is the wonderful Charlotte Church.

0:29:12 > 0:29:14She's a big scorer as well, would've scored you 53.

0:29:14 > 0:29:18Thanks very much indeed. Here comes your second question.

0:29:18 > 0:29:21Kevin M and Scott, you have to win this one to stay in the game.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23First time you haven't been ahead of the game all show.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27But Kevin B and Shirley will get to answer it first. Best of luck.

0:29:27 > 0:29:28It concerns...

0:29:32 > 0:29:34Don't say that ain't bread cos it is.

0:29:36 > 0:29:37Types of bread. Richard.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39We're going to show you five types of bread now

0:29:39 > 0:29:40but in anagram form.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43Can you unscramble them, give us the most obscure answer.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46Let's reveal our five anagrams, and here they come.

0:29:46 > 0:29:47We have got...

0:29:54 > 0:29:56I'll read those one last time.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07OK. Kevin and Shirley.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16Erm...

0:30:16 > 0:30:20We're going to go for number four pumpernickel.

0:30:20 > 0:30:24Pumpernickel for Nicer Elk Pump. Pumpernickel.

0:30:24 > 0:30:28Kevin and Scott, talk us through the rest of the board, if you can.

0:30:28 > 0:30:32We think number one's bagel, number two Baguette,

0:30:32 > 0:30:34number three ciabatta.

0:30:34 > 0:30:35And we just can't see number four,

0:30:35 > 0:30:38and it'll probably be obvious to everyone else.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41I think we'll go for number three, ciabatta.

0:30:41 > 0:30:46Ciabatta. A Bait Cat. Ciabatta. So we had pumpernickel versus ciabatta.

0:30:46 > 0:30:49Kevin and Shirley said pumpernickel. Let's see if that's right

0:30:49 > 0:30:51and let's see how many people said pumpernickel.

0:30:53 > 0:30:54It's right.

0:30:58 > 0:31:0041 for pumpernickel.

0:31:03 > 0:31:07Kevin and Scott have said A Bait Cat is ciabatta.

0:31:07 > 0:31:08Let's see if that's right

0:31:08 > 0:31:10and if it is, let's see how many people said ciabatta.

0:31:12 > 0:31:13It's right.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19And it wins, look at that. Very well done indeed. Still going down.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21Nine for ciabatta!

0:31:26 > 0:31:28Which means, Kevin and Scott, you're back in the game.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30- After two questions, it's one all. - Well played.

0:31:30 > 0:31:32Ciabatta, a very good answer.

0:31:32 > 0:31:36Also the only bread to be the name of a Wookiee in Star Wars.

0:31:36 > 0:31:39You're right about bagel, would've scored you too many points though.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Would've scored you 61.

0:31:43 > 0:31:46Gate Tube is baguette, you're right about that as well.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48It's a low scorer, would've scored 20.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50And the bottom one is the best answer on the board.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52Very well done anyone that...

0:31:52 > 0:31:54They eat this is Provence, it's flavoured with olive oil

0:31:54 > 0:31:56and it's a fougasse.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58Two points. Very well done if you said that.

0:31:58 > 0:32:00Well done to the two of our 100 as well.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02Thanks very much indeed.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05It all comes down to our third and final question. The decider.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07Whoever wins this goes through to the final.

0:32:07 > 0:32:09Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...

0:32:12 > 0:32:14The Cold War. Richard.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17We're going to give you five clues now to facts about the Cold War.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19The team that gives us the most obscure answer

0:32:19 > 0:32:21is going through to play for the jackpot.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24OK, let's reveal our five clues, and here they come.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47I'll read those all one last time.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08Kevin M and Scott will go first.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15INDISTINCT

0:33:17 > 0:33:22Erm, just a random kind of educated guess, stab in the dark...

0:33:22 > 0:33:28Saigon was renamed after this North Vietnamese leader - Ho Chi Minh.

0:33:28 > 0:33:32Ho Chi Minh, say Kevin M and Scott.

0:33:32 > 0:33:34Kevin and Shirley, do you want to talk us

0:33:34 > 0:33:36through the rest of the board?

0:33:36 > 0:33:39Unfortunately that was the one we were going to go for.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42The year the Berlin wall was erected, well, it was sort of

0:33:42 > 0:33:46pretty immediately after the war but I wouldn't like to say exactly when.

0:33:46 > 0:33:49I'm going to kick myself about the Russian leader cos I know him,

0:33:49 > 0:33:52it's just not coming. The British Prime Minister...

0:33:54 > 0:33:57Could be Clement Attlee, but I'm not certain about that.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59And the treaty signed by the Soviet Union

0:33:59 > 0:34:03and its Eastern Bloc allies, goodness only knows what that is.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06We're going to have to take a punt on Clement Attlee

0:34:06 > 0:34:07for the British Prime Minister.

0:34:07 > 0:34:11Clement Attlee, the British Prime Minister. OK.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14Shirley thinks it's Churchill, I just heard her say. OK.

0:34:14 > 0:34:18Clement Attlee says Kevin. Kevin M and Scott have said Ho Chi Minh.

0:34:18 > 0:34:19Let's see if that's right

0:34:19 > 0:34:21and if it is let's see how many of our 100 said it.

0:34:24 > 0:34:25It's right.

0:34:31 > 0:34:3230.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36Kevin B and Shirley,

0:34:36 > 0:34:39you have said Clement Attlee is the Prime Minister who came up with,

0:34:39 > 0:34:41er, who popularised the term the Iron Curtain.

0:34:41 > 0:34:42Let's see if that's right

0:34:42 > 0:34:45and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49Oh, no. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

0:34:49 > 0:34:53Scores you 100 points and it means, Kevin M and Scott,

0:34:53 > 0:34:56after three questions you are through to the final 2-1.

0:34:56 > 0:34:57Very well done indeed.

0:34:57 > 0:35:01Well played, Kevin and Scott. Shirley was right, it is Winston Churchill.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03It would've scored 51 points though. It would've been too many.

0:35:03 > 0:35:07The year the Berlin wall was erected, it wasn't till 1961.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09A good scorer, though. 11 points.

0:35:09 > 0:35:12The Soviet leader, you can recognise him, you know

0:35:12 > 0:35:15his face...it's Theresa May was the answer to that one(!)

0:35:15 > 0:35:16LAUGHTER

0:35:16 > 0:35:19It was Mikhail Gorbachev.

0:35:19 > 0:35:2147. This other score would've won it for you

0:35:21 > 0:35:23and I bet any money you'll recognise the answer.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26- It's the Warsaw Pact. - Oh!- Of course.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29Would've scored 13 points.

0:35:30 > 0:35:31Thanks very much indeed.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:35:34 > 0:35:36I'm afraid it's Kevin and Shirley.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38What an exciting head-to-head, though, you took an early

0:35:38 > 0:35:42lead there, but I'm afraid that last round threw you. I'm sorry.

0:35:42 > 0:35:43We will see you again next time.

0:35:43 > 0:35:45look forward to that very much indeed.

0:35:45 > 0:35:47Kevin B and Shirley, thanks very much for playing.

0:35:47 > 0:35:49APPLAUSE

0:35:49 > 0:35:52But for Kevin and Scott it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:57 > 0:36:00Congratulations, Kevin and Scott. You fought off all the competition

0:36:00 > 0:36:03and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:36:11 > 0:36:16and at the end of today's show it stands at £1,250.

0:36:16 > 0:36:20You get to choose your category from four options.

0:36:20 > 0:36:22Let's see what they are today.

0:36:24 > 0:36:25We've got...

0:36:34 > 0:36:36I don't think we need to debate very long, do we?

0:36:38 > 0:36:42- British winners in sport.- Yeah. - British winners in sport it is.

0:36:42 > 0:36:43OK, very best of luck.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46We're looking for anybody representing Britain or

0:36:46 > 0:36:48any of the constituent countries of Britain who have won

0:36:48 > 0:36:50any of the following, please.

0:37:06 > 0:37:10So any British winner of those three categories. Very, very best of luck.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14You now have up to one minute

0:37:14 > 0:37:17to come up with three answers, and all you need to win that jackpot

0:37:17 > 0:37:20is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:37:20 > 0:37:21- Are you ready? - We're ready.

0:37:21 > 0:37:25OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.

0:37:25 > 0:37:26Your time starts now.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28I think I'll struggle with marathon.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31- Yeah, I don't know anything on the top one.- Right, British Grand Prix.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34So if you're looking at Graham Hill, Damon Hill, James Hunt...

0:37:34 > 0:37:37- They'll all score points. - Unless you've got any others.

0:37:37 > 0:37:43- Well, golf, you know more. - Nick Faldo, Sandy Lyle...

0:37:43 > 0:37:47Did Ian Woosnam ever win a British golf championship?

0:37:47 > 0:37:51Sandy Lyle's more likely to be lower than Nick Faldo.

0:37:51 > 0:37:56There was some Scottish... I think it were, like, four in a row...

0:37:56 > 0:37:59- Yeah, but, from 1945.- Yeah, but I think he was after that.

0:37:59 > 0:38:05- No, it were the early '20s I think. - Oh. Come on, then, British golfers.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08British golfers... Ian Woosnam.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11I think he might... Though he won the green jacket,

0:38:11 > 0:38:13he won Augusta but did he win the British Open?

0:38:16 > 0:38:17Ten seconds left.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20Alliss. Peter Alliss. So...

0:38:21 > 0:38:25- Yeah, I struggle with... - Yeah. No, erm...

0:38:25 > 0:38:28- Go on, just say three then that you...- All right.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31OK. I now need your three answers.

0:38:32 > 0:38:35- Formula One, Graham Hill. - Graham Hill.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38- Open Golf, Peter Alliss. - Peter Alliss.

0:38:38 > 0:38:43- And also Open Golf, Sandy Lyle. - Sandy Lyle.

0:38:43 > 0:38:45OK, of those three,

0:38:45 > 0:38:48which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:49 > 0:38:52- If Peter Alliss won it then that would be.- OK.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54Peter Alliss we'll put last.

0:38:54 > 0:38:57Which is your least likely to be pointless?

0:38:57 > 0:39:00- Graham Hill. - Graham Hill, we'll put first.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02OK, let's pop those answers up on the board in that order,

0:39:02 > 0:39:04and here they are.

0:39:04 > 0:39:05We've got...

0:39:08 > 0:39:11Very best of luck. Three good answers on the board there.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13Your first answer was Graham Hill.

0:39:13 > 0:39:16You thought this was probably your least likely to be pointless,

0:39:16 > 0:39:19but let's say one of those answers is pointless on that board

0:39:19 > 0:39:23and you won that jackpot, what would you be doing with that, Kevin?

0:39:23 > 0:39:27Both mine and my wife's daughters are getting married next year,

0:39:27 > 0:39:31so that'll be easily swallowed up and spent on those two events.

0:39:31 > 0:39:32Scott?

0:39:32 > 0:39:37His daughter and my sister is getting married in Florida,

0:39:37 > 0:39:40so it would definitely go towards that.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42For me to go, anyway.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45Very good. Now, let's put this to the test.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Graham Hill, in this case we were looking for British winners

0:39:47 > 0:39:49of British Grand Prix since 1950.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52Let's see if Graham Hill is right and let's see if it's pointless,

0:39:52 > 0:39:56and if it is, you will win that jackpot of £1,250.

0:39:56 > 0:39:57How many people said it?

0:39:59 > 0:40:02No, not Graham Hill.

0:40:02 > 0:40:03Unfortunately not a pointless answer,

0:40:03 > 0:40:06which means you only have two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:40:06 > 0:40:10Your next answer, and indeed your third answer, these are both

0:40:10 > 0:40:14British winners of the Open Golf Championship since 1945.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17Your second answer is Sandy Lyle.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20Let's see if that's right, then let's find out if it's pointless.

0:40:20 > 0:40:23For £1,250 how many people said Sandy Lyle?

0:40:26 > 0:40:27It's right.

0:40:27 > 0:40:30Your first answer Graham Hill was not right,

0:40:30 > 0:40:32but Sandy Lyle most definitely is.

0:40:32 > 0:40:36Down he goes through the 20s into the teens. Still going down...

0:40:36 > 0:40:374 for Sandy Lyle.

0:40:43 > 0:40:48Four. That's a great answer. Sadly not a pointless answer.

0:40:48 > 0:40:52Two things to discover with your third and final answer,

0:40:52 > 0:40:54which of course is Peter Alliss.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56Firstly is whether or not you put these two in the right order,

0:40:56 > 0:40:59secondly, of course, let's find out if it's pointless.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02If it is, it'll win you £1,250.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05Let's see how many people said Peter Alliss.

0:41:08 > 0:41:09Oh, no!

0:41:10 > 0:41:11Bad luck.

0:41:11 > 0:41:14APPLAUSE

0:41:16 > 0:41:18You came close there with your second answer,

0:41:18 > 0:41:20but I'm afraid Peter Alliss is an incorrect answer,

0:41:20 > 0:41:23which means sadly you didn't manage to find that all important

0:41:23 > 0:41:26pointless answer, so you don't win today's jackpot of £1,250.

0:41:26 > 0:41:27That will roll over onto the next show,

0:41:27 > 0:41:29but we have loved having you on the show.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31You've been fantastic the whole way through,

0:41:31 > 0:41:34and you do get to take home a Pointless trophy for your trouble.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36- So very, very well done.- Thank you.

0:41:36 > 0:41:39APPLAUSE

0:41:41 > 0:41:44Unlucky, Kevin, unlucky, Scott. You played really well throughout,

0:41:44 > 0:41:46I thought you had chance in that final round.

0:41:46 > 0:41:49Let's take a look at the pointless answers in the different categories.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51Let's start with the London Marathon...

0:41:51 > 0:41:53Allister Hutton was a pointless answer. Eamonn Martin.

0:41:53 > 0:41:57This bottom two, Joyce Smith won the first two London Marathons

0:41:57 > 0:41:59and Hugh Jones won the second one.

0:41:59 > 0:42:02Those two the only London-born winners of the London Marathon.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04Also there you could have Mike Gratton, won in 1983,

0:42:04 > 0:42:08and Veronique Marot who was born in France but was representing GB.

0:42:08 > 0:42:10Let's take a look at the next category.

0:42:10 > 0:42:15Formula One Grand Prix winners. John Watson won it in the early '80s.

0:42:15 > 0:42:17Tony Brooks won it alongside Stirling Moss.

0:42:17 > 0:42:20Lots of other answers there - Peter Collins would've scored you one,

0:42:20 > 0:42:23Johnny Herbert two, David Coulthard would've scored you nine points.

0:42:23 > 0:42:2525 for Damon Hill, 25 for Nigel Mansell

0:42:25 > 0:42:29and 40 for Lewis Hamilton, but Graham Hill never won it, I'm afraid.

0:42:29 > 0:42:31The golfers again, no Peter Alliss on this list.

0:42:31 > 0:42:35Only three names on the list. All won it post-war.

0:42:35 > 0:42:38Max Faulkner would've been a pointless answer, Henry Cotton,

0:42:38 > 0:42:40one of the greatest players Britain's every produced won it

0:42:40 > 0:42:42before the war but also won it after the war,

0:42:42 > 0:42:46and the Northern Irishman Fred Daly also a pointless answer.

0:42:46 > 0:42:47Well done if you said that.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50You could've said Paul Lawrie, would've scored you two points.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52You would've got five for Darren Clark,

0:42:52 > 0:42:5614 for Tony Jacklin and 25 for Nick Faldo.

0:42:56 > 0:42:57Thanks very much indeed.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00Unfortunately we have to say goodbye to you, Kevin and Scott,

0:43:00 > 0:43:02but it's been great having you on the show. Thank you both so much

0:43:02 > 0:43:04- for playing. Kevin and Scott. - Thank you.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08Sadly Kevin and Scott didn't win our jackpot today, which means it

0:43:08 > 0:43:13rolls over to the next show when we will be playing for £2,250.

0:43:15 > 0:43:17Join us then and see if someone can win it.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:19 > 0:43:21And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.