Episode 11

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0:00:20 > 0:00:22Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:24 > 0:00:27the show where the aim of the game is to score as few points as you can.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29And you do that by coming up with the answers

0:00:29 > 0:00:30no-one else could think of.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Let's meet today's players.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37And couple number one.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Hi, I'm Emily.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40I'm originally from the States but now live in Devon

0:00:40 > 0:00:42and this is my friend Suzie from London.

0:00:42 > 0:00:43Couple number two.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45I'm Leo and this is Jack and we're housemates

0:00:45 > 0:00:47and we're at Manchester University together.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Couple number three.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Hello, I'm Toby, this is Sam.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53We're also housemates who study at Middlesex University.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55And, finally, couple number four.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hi there, I'm Geoff, this is my lovely wife Lyn

0:00:57 > 0:01:00and we're both from Royal Leamington Spa.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01And these are today's contestants.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04APPLAUSE

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Thanks very much, all of you.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07We'll find out more about each of you throughout the show

0:01:07 > 0:01:10so that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13He's a man so clever he managed to have his broadband fitted

0:01:13 > 0:01:14after just 16 phone calls.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Hiya. Hi, everybody.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Afternoon.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Good afternoon to you. - And to you.- It's awful.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27It's really stopped me ever from moving again,

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- knowing that you have to have broadband put in again.- Yeah.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Literally every stress there's ever been about moving is as nothing

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- to when you sit there and just think, "Oh."- The impotence.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Yeah, that as well. That and broadband

0:01:40 > 0:01:42are the two things that would stop me moving.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45We've only got one returning pair from last time, that's Toby and Sam.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47We saw very little of them as well,

0:01:47 > 0:01:50got knocked out in the first round so very little experience on any

0:01:50 > 0:01:52of the podiums here today, should be a very interesting one.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Podium four, we like it

0:01:54 > 0:01:57when we have couples whose names make the name of a celebrity, don't we?

0:01:57 > 0:02:01- We do.- So we had Moira and Stewart, which we like. We had Bruce and Lee.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Now we've got the founder of ELO, Jeff Lynne, on podium four

0:02:04 > 0:02:06which is lovely.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now, all our questions on Pointless

0:02:09 > 0:02:11have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Our contestants here are on the hunt

0:02:12 > 0:02:14for those all-important pointless answers.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17If you find one of those we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Now, Danny and Simone didn't win the jackpot last time so we add

0:02:20 > 0:02:25another £1,000 to that, so today's jackpot starts off at £3,000.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37OK, now, the pair with the highest score at the end of each round

0:02:37 > 0:02:39will be eliminated.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Remember that and do what you can to make sure it's not you.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Our first category today...

0:02:44 > 0:02:47..is Chemical Elements. Chemical Elements. Can you all decide

0:02:47 > 0:02:50in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Right, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Richard.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Yeah, we're looking for the name of any chemical element

0:03:12 > 0:03:15on the periodic table as of January 2014

0:03:15 > 0:03:17that contain both the letters I and N, please.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20So, any chemical element as of January 2014

0:03:20 > 0:03:22that contain the letters I and N.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Very, very best of luck.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Thanks very much indeed. Now, Suzie, welcome. Good to have you here.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31- From London?- Yes.- How do you and Emily know each other?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34We know each other through Emily's sister Molly

0:03:34 > 0:03:36and we're on a quiz team together.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- OK, so not the first time you've been grilled like this?- No.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40OK, and what do you do, Suzie?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I'm a fundraiser for a university in London.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Do you come up with the initiatives?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47The actual fundraising things, or do you hand that to other people?

0:03:47 > 0:03:51Yeah, so we look after thinking about what we should be doing

0:03:51 > 0:03:54and then we do some of it and we get some other people to do some of it.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56And you've got a whole student body there,

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- all eager to do things to raise money.- We do. Absolutely.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Now, Suzie, chemical elements. How are we feeling about that?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04I did chemistry at AS level

0:04:04 > 0:04:09- so I'm hoping that I could do something here.- OK.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10I wouldn't be at all surprised

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- if there are some pointless answers out there.- OK.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17I'm going to go for, I don't now how to pronounce it but antimony.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18- Antimony.- Yes.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Let's see if that's right.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Let's see how many of our 100 people said antimony.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26It's right.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Still going down.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Look at that! 1, Suzie.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36What a great start to the show.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Fantastic. Great answer, Suzie.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Wonderful. Antimony.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Terrific start, Suzie. Very well played.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Very tough on that first podium as well.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Used by the ancient Egyptians as eye make-up, antimony.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49But highly toxic, so don't do it.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53It's even got its own hieroglyph, it was so valued in Egyptian times.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Wow. Thanks very much. Now, Jack.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Hello.- A warm welcome to you, Jack.- Thank you.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00You're a student at Manchester, what are you studying?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Politics and philosophy.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04OK, what year are you in?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Third year.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- You enjoying it?- Er, yeah, it's OK.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Wow, he's quite cool, Jack, isn't he?

0:05:11 > 0:05:16- He is cool.- No, come on, I'm not just... It's great, I'm sure.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Do you know what Jack needs? What would complete Jack?

0:05:21 > 0:05:22A pipe.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25I was going to say a spell of National Service.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28But a pipe is much the same.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35- How's your chemistry, Jack? - Er, not too bad, I don't think.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- I did it at A level.- OK.

0:05:38 > 0:05:43I'm going to say einsteinium.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Einsteinium, says Jack.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Let's see if that's right

0:05:45 > 0:05:49and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said einsteinium.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58It's another good answer. Down it goes.

0:05:58 > 0:06:002.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Great start to the show. Well done, Jack.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Well played, Jack. Another terrific answer.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Weirdly, back in the old days of Pointless,

0:06:09 > 0:06:10that would've been a pointless answer.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12I think a few more people know einsteinium now.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15First discovered in the aftermath of nuclear tests in the '50s.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20I've got, on the back of Pointless entirely,

0:06:20 > 0:06:22I have a really good answer.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24- Oh, do you?- Yeah. - I shall look forward to that.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27If I were out there right now, I would be so excited.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Would you be able to give it as casually as Jack gave his answer?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32No, never. Never in a million years.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- He is cool, isn't he? - Yeah, he really is.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- He doesn't need anyone raising money for him.- No.- He's fine.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Toby. Toby.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Remind us what happened last time, Toby. It was Round One.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Yeah, it was Italian animal names

0:06:51 > 0:06:55and I'm not too fluent in Italian, so...

0:06:55 > 0:06:59Yeah. It was quite a tough one but what did you go for?

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Did you go for rhinoceros? Was that you?- Yeah. It was rhinoceros.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I don't know the Italian version.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07It's a rhinocerante. Pretty tough.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Pretty tough stuff.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Weirdly, it scored a lot of points.- Yeah.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13It did. However, chemistry. How are we feeling about that?

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Are you good at chemistry?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Much like I'm not Italian, I'm not a scientist.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Or fond of chemical elements.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26I'm going to have to go with nitrogen.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29OK, nitrogen, says Toby. Let's see if that's right.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Let's see how many people said nitrogen.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35It is right.

0:07:38 > 0:07:4034.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Yes, a colourless gas that makes up 78% of the air around us.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50So almost everything we're looking at now.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Thank you very much indeed. OK. Now then, Lyn, welcome.- Hello.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Great to have you here, from Royal Leamington Spa.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Do you say Royal Leamington Spa as a matter of course?- No. I don't.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Geoff tends to, but, no, I just say Leamington Spa.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- OK, do you ever shorten it just to Leamington?- Yes. Yeah.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07RLS?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- No.- No, OK. That was one step too far.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13There's a whole story of a marriage there, isn't there?

0:08:13 > 0:08:14"I don't, no. Geoff tends to."

0:08:16 > 0:08:18What do you get up to in Leamington Spa, Lyn?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20I don't work at the moment.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23We recently, six months ago, sold our business

0:08:23 > 0:08:26and I'm having a well-earned rest at the moment.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30- Lovely.- Early retirement.- Very good indeed. What was your business?

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Electrical business.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Excellent. So you're quite glad to be shot of that?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Quite nice not to have that responsibility.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40- OK, chemistry, does that come into the business at all?- No, not really.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42OK.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45But I think I've got an answer anyway.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Plutonium.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Plutonium.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Let's see if that's right and if it is,

0:08:50 > 0:08:52let's see how many of our 100 people said plutonium.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Is it right.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Very well done. Another single figure score there, Lyn.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Very well done.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12Well played, Lyn. It explodes when it's exposed to moist air.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15They used it in lots of the early nuclear weapons.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18- I didn't know that.- Plutonium? Oh, yeah.- Moist air?

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Yeah, be very careful. Yeah.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Cos you've got that plutonium at home, haven't you?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Well, I've got a whole floor of it.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Don't take it outside.- I shan't.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Thanks very much. We're halfway through the round.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Let's take a look at those scores as they stand.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- 1, the best score of that pass. Very well done, Suzie.- Thank you.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Then up to 2 where we find Jack and Leo,

0:09:35 > 0:09:39up to 9 where we find Lyn and Geoff and then up to 34, Toby and Sam.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Sam, how's your chemistry?

0:09:40 > 0:09:44well, we'll find out. Not particularly good, I think.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47OK, well very, very best of luck with the next pass.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49We're going to come back down the line now.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Can the second players please step up to the podium.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56OK, remember we're looking for any chemical element

0:09:56 > 0:09:58that has the letters I and N in its name.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- I and N. Geoff.- Hiya.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Welcome. What do you get up to?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Obviously, you've sold your electrical business.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Yes, Lyn had me doing the decorating

0:10:07 > 0:10:09after we'd finished with the business,

0:10:09 > 0:10:13so come Christmas time I thought I've got to be doing something

0:10:13 > 0:10:16to get out of the house so a friend of mine offered me

0:10:16 > 0:10:20a job as a dotcom picker at a major supermarket which I can't mention.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24I take what they call a dolly out with six trays

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- and I fill it with all your shopping.- Oh, that's fun, isn't it?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Like Supermarket Sweep? - Absolutely, yeah.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32But there's no Dale Winton.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33It gets better and better.

0:10:35 > 0:10:36Hey, I won that one.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40So, "We Shop, Geoff Drops." That's roughly how it works. OK.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Now then, Geoff. You're on 9. - I know.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45This isn't a terrible score by any means,

0:10:45 > 0:10:48particularly when seen alongside Sam and Toby's high of 34.

0:10:48 > 0:10:53They did well, not a bad shot with nitrogen, but plutonium, ooh.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Did you know it exploded in contact with damp air?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58- I didn't, no.- No, me neither.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01What are you going to go for?

0:11:01 > 0:11:04If you can score 24 or less, you are definitely in the next round.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06I'll give it a go. I'm not that sure.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10I'm not well up on my chemicals but I believe there's californium.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12- Californium.- I believe so.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Californium, let's see. Fingers crossed from Geoff and from me.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Let's see how many people said californium. There's your red line.

0:11:20 > 0:11:21It's right.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28You are through to the next round and it scores 1, look at that!

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Joint lowest score of the round. Just into double figures there.

0:11:33 > 0:11:3410, very well done, Geoff and Lyn.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Another terrific answer. Well done, Geoff.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41Named after the university in the state of California.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Thanks, Richard. Now, Sam.

0:11:43 > 0:11:48- Yes.- Sam, welcome back. Toby went with rhinoceros.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- What was your one on that?- Camel.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52- Ah, cammello?- Cammello.- Cammello.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- I know that one now.- You were right.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- It's good after the event.- It was correct, it just scored a lot.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02- Just was the highest one, unfortunately.- 67 it scored.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Anyway, listen, Sam. Remind us, what do you do?

0:12:04 > 0:12:08We're both theatre students at Middlesex University.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12OK, and have you made your plans for when you leave Middlesex?

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Erm, kind of, as much as you can.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17I'm going to try my hand at acting, which, realistically,

0:12:17 > 0:12:21my plans will be working in a bar and pretending I'm an actor.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24That's how we all did it. It works. It works.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Well, very, very good luck with that.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30And your hobbies aside from theatre are..?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32- I'm a black belt in karate.- Are you?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34When did you get your black belt?

0:12:34 > 0:12:36I got my black belt when I was 16

0:12:36 > 0:12:38but I pretty much stopped as soon as I got it.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40That's pretty much what I would do.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42I made it and then was like, "Nah, I'm done."

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Are you still a bit handy, do you think?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46- I think I could handle myself if I needed to.- OK.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48That sounds quite aggressive.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50No, no. It's OK. That's all right.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Now, Sam, there you are. You're the high-scorers on 34.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Listen, anything could happen. I don't know what Leo

0:12:55 > 0:12:58and I don't know what Emily know about chemical elements.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01But what I do know is that you need a low score.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02We do.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Unfortunately, in our studies

0:13:03 > 0:13:06we don't really get taught about chemical elements.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08- Do you watch Pointless ever?- I do.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10The daytime game show Pointless.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Every so often.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Because I find watching that, and I do, very closely, I think

0:13:15 > 0:13:18I've probably seen every episode.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20I would say it's not daytime, I'd say it's early evening.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Yes, it probably is, isn't it? Early evening.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25But I think I've seen every single episode.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28I learnt pretty much everything from that.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32I'm going to take a massive risk, I think, because I think

0:13:32 > 0:13:35what I'm about to say might be made up for a comic book.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39But I'm going to for kryptonite.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Kryptonite, says Sam.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48No red line for you as you are the high-scorers,

0:13:48 > 0:13:50but let's see if kryptonite's right.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Let's see how many of our 100 people said kryptonite.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59- No, sorry, Sam. I'm sorry.- Aw.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02That scores you 100 points which takes your total up to 134.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04It's an achievement, I guess.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Listen, good thing to go out on.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09There's krypton but not kryptonite, I'm afraid.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11That is from a comic book.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Thanks very much indeed. Now, Leo.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17I like the coordination of your shirts.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21We thought we'd better go in uniform.

0:14:21 > 0:14:26It's a good uniform and I like that it's... What is it, linen, there?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28- Yes.- Yes. We'll say yes.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Leo, what do you study? - I study ancient history.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- And you're in your third year. - Yeah, in my third year as well.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Have you got plans for after that?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38I'm applying to go to drama schools right now

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- so if I get into that then that'll be my plan.- Very best of luck with that.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45- How many are you applying to? - I'm applying to four of them.- OK.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Are we allowed to know which is your preferred choice?

0:14:48 > 0:14:53Yeah, erm, RADA, LAMBDA, Bristol would probably be my top three.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Excellent. Nothing wrong with any of those. Well, very best of luck.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59OK, well, listen, there you are, you're on 2. I've got great news.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01You are through to the next round.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Even if you score 100 points you won't overtake the impressive

0:15:04 > 0:15:07score of Toby and Sam on 134 there.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08So bearing that in mind,

0:15:08 > 0:15:11maybe see if we can get our first pointless answer of the round.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14I'd love to take a risk on it but I'm just terrible at chemistry

0:15:14 > 0:15:18and the only good one I knew was einsteinium which

0:15:18 > 0:15:20I've overheard him talk about before.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23So I'm going to just have to say the best one

0:15:23 > 0:15:25I can think of which is magnesium.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Magnesium, says Leo. Magnesium.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29No red line, you're already through.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Let's see if magnesium's right.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Of course it is.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Surprisingly low, look at that. 13 for magnesium.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Takes your total up to 15.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Another good answer there. Safely through to Round Two, well played.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Thanks, Rich. Now, Emily.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53- Hello.- Emily, welcome.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56So, Columpton from the States.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Yes.- Talk us through that.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02You mean that's not a usual move?

0:16:02 > 0:16:04It's not one I know particularly well,

0:16:04 > 0:16:07but, for heaven's sake, there are no usual moves.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08True.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Well, Columpton

0:16:10 > 0:16:13by way of London and Washington DC,

0:16:13 > 0:16:15originating in Connecticut.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- That's much more usual.- That is, yes.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Certainly your arrival port, London, it makes a lot more sense.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25- Yes.- Certainly, I know flights from JFK to Columpton are a nightmare.

0:16:25 > 0:16:30- Few and far between.- Yeah. So how long have you lived in the UK?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32About six and a half years.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34I see. OK.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Do you feel you've assimilated enough for

0:16:36 > 0:16:40when we throw strange sitcom questions from the '70s at you?

0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Strange sitcom questions will be my weakness.- OK.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Other than chemical elements.- You've made it through the first round.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49- And you just have to make it through the second.- Yep.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51What are you going to go for?

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Well, comic books made me think of Wolverine,

0:16:53 > 0:16:56which isn't a real element

0:16:56 > 0:16:57I think, but I can't think

0:16:57 > 0:17:00of the name so I'm going to have to play it quite safe and go uranium.

0:17:00 > 0:17:05- Uranium.- Yes.- I thought you were going to say wolverinium.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Uranium, let's see if that's right

0:17:06 > 0:17:09and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said uranium.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11No red line, you're already through.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14It is right.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20It's not bad. It's really not bad, look at that. 9.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Takes your total up to 10.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27Joint lowest score of the whole round, thank you very much.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Well played, Emily. Great round from everyone.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32- We've got four lovely pairs of contestants on, haven't we?- Yeah.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33What a lot of fun this is going to be.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Uranium, named after Uranus. What was your answer?

0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Ununpentium.- Ununpentium.- Yeah.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42I think we've had this discussion before about ununpentium, haven't we?

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Oh, God. Why?

0:17:44 > 0:17:48It's temporary so it may become part of the periodic table

0:17:48 > 0:17:51but, as you heard me say, January 2014.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54- It's not a permanent fixture on the periodic table.- Aww.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57You know what? Don't, cos he will never learn otherwise.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Erm, copernicium, what about that?

0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Copernicium is a much better answer.- Good.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05In fact, it's a pointless answer.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Very well played. - School of Pointless.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11The laboratory of Pointless taught me that.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14You'd have been annoyed if you did it for real because

0:18:14 > 0:18:17- you probably would've gone for ununpentium, wouldn't you?- Yeah.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Let's take a look at some of the other pointless answers.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Well done if you got any of these. You could've had...

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Meitnerium, that's been a pointless answer a couple of times.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37Very well done if you said any of those.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Let's take a look at the top three answers,

0:18:39 > 0:18:41the ones that most of our 100 people said.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43The third highest scorer of all, nitrogen.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50And right at the top, perhaps unsurprisingly, iron with 42.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So, at the end of our first round,

0:18:53 > 0:18:55the pair heading home with a high score of 134,

0:18:55 > 0:18:56I'm sorry, Sam and Toby.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59It was Round One last time, it was Round One this time.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01You were destined never to see what Round Two looked like.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03At least we're consistent.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06You know everyone gets strawberries in Round Two, don't you?

0:19:06 > 0:19:10- Sam.- Yeah. Strawberries.- You've ruined it for everyone.- I'm sorry.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Oh, well. But great to have you on the show.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Best of luck with your university careers

0:19:14 > 0:19:16and thanks very much for playing.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17Sam and Toby.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20APPLAUSE

0:19:20 > 0:19:23But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round Two.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29Well, three pairs remain.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Obviously at the end of this round we have to get rid of another

0:19:32 > 0:19:34pair but this game just gets better and better.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36This is going to be so exciting. I'll tell you why.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Because Suzie and Emily and Geoff and Lyn,

0:19:38 > 0:19:41our low-scoring pairs, were tied on 10.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44And then Jack and Leo not very far behind them

0:19:44 > 0:19:45and they gave us einsteinium.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47So it's all going to be fantastic.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Three pairs fighting it out to see who stays for the head-to-head.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Our category for Round Two is Novels.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Novels.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:19:59 > 0:20:00who's going to go second?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08OK, and the question concerns Literary Characters.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Literary characters, Richard.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14On each board we're going to show you the names of six literary characters,

0:20:14 > 0:20:17all of whom were the first people to be mentioned in certain novels.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20We just need to you to tell us the name of the novel, please.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22It's going to be six on each pass, 12 novels to guess at home

0:20:22 > 0:20:25and we're going to give you the years that those novels came out as well.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26OK, thanks very much.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29So we're looking for the titles of the works in which these

0:20:29 > 0:20:31characters first appeared and here is our first board of six.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47I'll read those all one last time.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Now, Emily.- Yes.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03How do you like that board?

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- I definitely know four of them.- Perfect.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09I'm going to take a punt on the fifth.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Winston Smith, 1984.

0:21:11 > 0:21:141984 says Emily for Winston Smith. Let's see if that's right.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Let's see how many people said it.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Absolutely right.

0:21:23 > 0:21:2427.

0:21:27 > 0:21:2927 for 1984.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Well played, Emily. By George Orwell, of course.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34He came up with Big Brother and Room 101, so he's loaded.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36HE CHUCKLES

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Very good, thank you. Now, Leo.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Leo. How are you feeling about this?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Er, I'm feeling all right about it

0:21:44 > 0:21:47cos I think I've got one good answer at least.

0:21:47 > 0:21:52I'm pretty sure John Yossarian's from Catch 22.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Catch 22, says Leo. Let's see if that's right.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Let's see how many people said Catch 22.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00It's right.

0:22:01 > 0:22:06Well, 27 with 1984, you've passed that with Catch 22, down to 19.

0:22:09 > 0:22:1319 for Catch 22. 27 for 1984. A lot of numbers.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15I know, it's quite confusing. Very well played, Leo.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19- Another terrific answer again. Good scoring from everybody.- Yeah. Good.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21OK. Now then, Lyn.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23You are the last person to have this board.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Do you fancy talking us through it?- No.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32I only know two on there, so Mr Bennet, I think,

0:22:32 > 0:22:34is Pride And Prejudice.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37And Mr Heathcliff is Wuthering Heights,

0:22:37 > 0:22:39so it's who to go for out of those.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42I'll say Mr Bennet, Pride And Prejudice.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Pride And Prejudice, says Lyn. Let's see if that's right.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Let's see how many people said Pride And Prejudice.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49It's right.

0:22:49 > 0:22:5227 is our high score, 19 our low.

0:22:52 > 0:22:5446 for Mr Bennet.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Well played, Lyn. You knew two of them, you chose the right one,

0:23:01 > 0:23:04cos Wuthering Heights would've scored you more points.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07It's quite right that it would've scored you 66.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Now, the other two are the best two answers on the board

0:23:09 > 0:23:11and two of the most famous books up there.

0:23:11 > 0:23:16- Vernon Dursley...- Is Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Correct, it would've scored you six points, and Prim Everdeen?

0:23:20 > 0:23:22- It's The Hunger Games.- Oh, yeah.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26And that would've scored 6 as well, so they're the best answers up there.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Thanks very much indeed. OK, well, we're halfway through the round.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Let's take a look at those scores. 19, the best score of that pass.

0:23:32 > 0:23:33Well done, Leo.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35That puts you and Jack at the top of the board,

0:23:35 > 0:23:38then up to 27 where we find Emily and Suzie.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Then to 46, Lyn and Geoff.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Now, Geoff, you get first choice on the next board.

0:23:43 > 0:23:44Do you read a lot?

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- The Dandy, The Beano. - This is probably his worst subject.

0:23:47 > 0:23:48Worst subject ever.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50OK, well, use your advantage well and try

0:23:50 > 0:23:53- and find a nice low scorer if you can.- OK.- Best of luck with that.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55We're going to come back down the line.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Can the second players please step up to the podium.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03OK, let's put six more characters up on the board and here they come.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17I'll read those all one last time.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32OK, Geoff, you are the high-scorers.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Erm, I don't know any of them, to be honest.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38I think it's going to have to be a punt.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42Jacob Marley and Nicholas Nickleby is the only thing I can think of.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Not a terrible punt. Nicholas Nickleby, says Geoff.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Let's see if that's right.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50No red line for you as you are the high-scorers

0:24:50 > 0:24:53but let's see how many of our 100 people said Nicholas Nickleby.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59I'm afraid it's wrong.

0:25:00 > 0:25:05- That scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 146.- Sorry, Geoff.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07- I'll give you the correct answer at the end of the pass.- OK.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10OK, now, Jack. Hey, Jack, I've got good news.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13- Great news, I know.- You know the head-to-head?

0:25:13 > 0:25:15You are going to be in the head-to-head.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Fantastic, that's great.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21Even if you score 100 points which I happen to think you won't.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25No, I think I know one for definite.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28And another one I could take a stab at, maybe,

0:25:28 > 0:25:32is Jem Finch in To Kill A Mockingbird.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36- To Kill A Mockingbird, says Jack. - I've got it, sort of slightly there.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38OK, well, no red line for you as you're already through,

0:25:38 > 0:25:41but let's see how many people said To Kill A Mockingbird.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46It's absolutely right. Very well done, Jack.

0:25:50 > 0:25:5113.

0:25:53 > 0:25:5732 is your total. I suspect that'll be the lowest total of the round.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Well done, Jack. The son of Atticus Finch, the lawyer, of course.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Have you ever thought of doing a radio show?

0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Wouldn't he be brilliant?- I would listen to that, wouldn't you?

0:26:05 > 0:26:06I would.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09- It would be very calming.- Yeah. What kind of music do you like, Jack?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Er, most things, really. Anything.- That's good.

0:26:11 > 0:26:15- It'd be an eclectic show. - An eclectic show.- Eclectic people.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17I genuinely would listen.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21An eclectic show for eclectic people.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23It'd be brilliant if you were famous

0:26:23 > 0:26:25because you'd be very easy to impersonate.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27It'd be lovely. You can imagine Alastair McGowan

0:26:27 > 0:26:29going, "Oh, yeah. Lovely."

0:26:29 > 0:26:33Now then, Suzie. Suzie.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36- Well, listen. Good news. You're through.- This is good.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38You are most certainly through.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41What I'm now going to ask you to do, though, is see

0:26:41 > 0:26:43if you can talk us through that board.

0:26:43 > 0:26:48I think I know the top two. I think the first one is Little Women.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50I think the second one is Gone With The Wind.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53So I will go Jo March, Little Women.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56OK, Little Women, says Suzie.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58No red line for you as you're already through,

0:26:58 > 0:27:00but let's see how many of our 100 people said Little Women.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08It's right. Still going down, look at that.

0:27:08 > 0:27:0927, well done.

0:27:09 > 0:27:13You equal Emily's score. It takes your total up to 54.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Well played, Suzie. Good battle going on

0:27:16 > 0:27:17between these first two podiums here.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Let's take a look through the rest of these.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Scarlett O'Hara, you're right, it's Gone With The Wind.

0:27:22 > 0:27:23But you went for the right one,

0:27:23 > 0:27:26cos that would've scored you 70 points, would've been a big scorer.

0:27:26 > 0:27:31Arthur Dent, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, would've scored you 25.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Now, Jacob Marley, not Nicholas Nickleby, but he is Dickens...

0:27:34 > 0:27:36- A Christmas Carol.- A Christmas Carol, Lyn, yes, absolutely.

0:27:36 > 0:27:41Would've scored 43, and Charlie Swan, again, from a very, very big novel

0:27:41 > 0:27:45of the last ten years, the first person to appear in Twilight.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48Bella Swan's father, 3 points. Well done if you said that.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Thanks very much indeed.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53So, at the end of our second round, the pair who are going to be heading

0:27:53 > 0:27:56home with their high score of 146, I'm afraid it's Geoff and Lyn.

0:27:56 > 0:28:00Well, you didn't do badly. Mr Bennet wasn't a bad answer at all.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02Geoff, you weren't that far off.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05Might you have gone for A Christmas Carol?

0:28:05 > 0:28:08I wouldn't even know... Even the whole 12, I didn't know any of them.

0:28:08 > 0:28:09Not one.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Marley's Ghost, of course. That would've reminded you.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14Well, I'm Lyn's ghost now.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16OK.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18Well, I hope not yet, cos we want to see you back next show.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20We look forward to that very much indeed,

0:28:20 > 0:28:23but, in the meantime, thanks very much, Geoff and Lyn.

0:28:23 > 0:28:26APPLAUSE

0:28:26 > 0:28:28But for Jack and Leo, and Suzie and Emily,

0:28:28 > 0:28:30it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37Congratulations, Jack and Leo, Suzie and Emily,

0:28:37 > 0:28:38you are now one step closer to the final,

0:28:38 > 0:28:42and a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at £3,000.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48So now we have to decide who's going to play for that money,

0:28:48 > 0:28:50and to do that, you're going to go head-to-head.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53The difference being you can now confer before you give your answers.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59Well, very well done. I'm really looking forward to this head-to-head

0:28:59 > 0:29:01because I know it is going to be very close fought.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04Each of you have had brilliant low scores.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06You've had some slightly higher scores but you've been

0:29:06 > 0:29:09pretty much neck and neck the whole way through the show.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12I think this should be very exciting indeed. Best of luck to both pairs.

0:29:12 > 0:29:14Let's play the head-to-head.

0:29:19 > 0:29:22OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:29:23 > 0:29:24..Courtroom Movies.

0:29:26 > 0:29:27Courtroom Movies, Richard.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30We're going to show you five images now from films which feature

0:29:30 > 0:29:32courtroom scenes. Can you name the films, please?

0:29:32 > 0:29:37OK, let's reveal our five pictures and here they are. We have...

0:29:58 > 0:30:01OK, there we are. Five courtroom movies.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03Jack and Leo, you will go first

0:30:03 > 0:30:06cos you've played best throughout the show so far.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09We think we know four of them,

0:30:09 > 0:30:11but two of them we're a bit more risky on.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14And we're going to go for the one we're most risky on

0:30:14 > 0:30:16cos we're feeling wild.

0:30:16 > 0:30:20So we're going to say B, To Kill A Mockingbird.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22B, To Kill A Mockingbird.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24B, To Kill A Mockingbird.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26OK, Suzie and Emily.

0:30:27 > 0:30:31- We also think we know four of them.- Yes.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34A is A Few Good Men.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36B I thought was maybe 12 Angry Men.

0:30:36 > 0:30:40C is Philadelphia and D is My Cousin Vinnie.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44I think we'll go D?

0:30:44 > 0:30:46I would've gone A, but, yeah.

0:30:46 > 0:30:49Let's go D, My Cousin Vinnie.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51OK, you're going to say D, My Cousin Vinnie.

0:30:51 > 0:30:54So we have B, To Kill A Mockingbird, according to Jack and Leo.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Let's see if that's right.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58It'd be the second time you've given that answer today.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00Let's see if that's right, To Kill A Mockingbird,

0:31:00 > 0:31:02and if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:31:06 > 0:31:08No, I'm afraid not To Kill A Mockingbird,

0:31:08 > 0:31:12which means, Suzie and Emily, you merely have to be correct with D,

0:31:12 > 0:31:14My Cousin Vinnie, and you will win the point.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16Let's find out if you are.

0:31:18 > 0:31:19You're right. Well done.

0:31:24 > 0:31:2616.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29APPLAUSE

0:31:29 > 0:31:3216 for My Cousin Vinnie, which means, Suzie and Emily,

0:31:32 > 0:31:34after one question you're up 1-0.

0:31:34 > 0:31:36Well played, Suzie and Emily.

0:31:36 > 0:31:37Jack and Leo, you should've been here

0:31:37 > 0:31:40for our To Kill A Mockingbird special. You would've cleaned up.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44Now, you were thinking about going for My Cousin Vinnie

0:31:44 > 0:31:45or A Few Good Men.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47Let's see which was the best one to go for.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49It was actually My Cousin Vinnie because A Few Good Men

0:31:49 > 0:31:53would've scored you a few more points. It would've scored you 28.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55B, now, it's not To Kill A Mockingbird,

0:31:55 > 0:31:57it's not 12 Angry Men either.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59It's a pointless answer and it's Inherit The Wind.

0:32:01 > 0:32:04Very well done if you said that at home. Terrific answer.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06C is Philadelphia, as you knew.

0:32:06 > 0:32:08Would've scored you 29.

0:32:08 > 0:32:13And the last one, Edward Norton and Richard Gere in Primal Fear.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16Would've scored you six points so terrific answer if you said that.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18Thanks very much indeed.

0:32:18 > 0:32:20OK, so here comes your second question, Jack and Leo.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22You have to win this one to stay in the game so best of luck.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24It concerns...

0:32:28 > 0:32:30If only we had an American here.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32LAUGHTER

0:32:32 > 0:32:34North and South American Capital Cities.

0:32:34 > 0:32:37We're going to show you five North and South American Capital Cities

0:32:37 > 0:32:38now, but in anagram form.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41Can you unscramble them and give us the best answer?

0:32:41 > 0:32:45OK, let's reveal our anagrams and here they are. We've got...

0:32:59 > 0:33:02Suzie and Emily, help yourselves.

0:33:02 > 0:33:06THEY WHISPER

0:33:12 > 0:33:17Right, we are going to go for Ease Rub Ions

0:33:17 > 0:33:19and we think it's Buenos Aires.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21Buenos Aires you're going to say, for Ease Rub Ions.

0:33:21 > 0:33:25Buenos Aires, OK, now then, Jack and Leo.

0:33:25 > 0:33:28Do you want to talk us through the board?

0:33:28 > 0:33:33I know the top one and the bottom one, which is Lima and Ottawa

0:33:33 > 0:33:35and I should know the other two

0:33:35 > 0:33:38cos I said I was really strong at capital cities.

0:33:40 > 0:33:41I would probably say Ottawa.

0:33:43 > 0:33:44Yeah, Ottawa.

0:33:44 > 0:33:48OK, Jack and Leo say Ottawa for A At Two,

0:33:48 > 0:33:50so we have Buenos Aires versus Ottawa.

0:33:50 > 0:33:53Suzie and Emily said Buenos Aires, let's see if that's right,

0:33:53 > 0:33:55let's see how many people said it.

0:33:57 > 0:33:58It's right.

0:34:03 > 0:34:0417.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12Jack and Leo look like they've just seen one

0:34:12 > 0:34:15but they've gone for Ottawa. Let's see if it's right.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17Let's see how many of our 100 people said Ottawa.

0:34:20 > 0:34:21It's right.

0:34:23 > 0:34:2549 for Ottawa.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Which means very well done, Suzie and Emily.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31After only two questions you're through to the final.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33Straight through, 2-0.

0:34:33 > 0:34:36Very well played. Jack, which is the one you just saw?

0:34:36 > 0:34:38Georgetown.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41Oh, Georgetown's the best answer on the board as well. The third one.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Would've scored you 2 points.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45Why you doing this to me?

0:34:45 > 0:34:48A terrific answer. Capital of Guyana.

0:34:48 > 0:34:50Lima, you're right about, capital of Peru.

0:34:50 > 0:34:53Would've scored you too many points. Would've scored 65.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55I was looking at this next one for ages.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58I thought it looks like Washington, but Washington hasn't got a C in it.

0:34:58 > 0:34:59- DC.- Washington DC.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03Exactly. 24 points.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06So, Georgetown, best answer but Buenos Aires,

0:35:06 > 0:35:07second best answer on the board.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round

0:35:11 > 0:35:13is Jack and Leo. Well, I'm really sorry

0:35:13 > 0:35:16cos you deserve to go through to the final because you played

0:35:16 > 0:35:19incredibly well throughout the show but I'm not sorry because it means

0:35:19 > 0:35:21we get to see you again next time.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23Because otherwise it would only have been one appearance

0:35:23 > 0:35:25and that would've been too few.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27But thanks, we'll look forward to next time, Jack and Leo.

0:35:29 > 0:35:33But for Suzie and Emily, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:36 > 0:35:39Congratulations, Suzie and Emily. You fought off all the competition

0:35:39 > 0:35:41and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:47 > 0:35:49You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:35:49 > 0:35:53and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £3,000.

0:35:57 > 0:35:58Well, what a journey.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00There you were, podium one,

0:36:00 > 0:36:02the first answer of the whole show, antimony.

0:36:02 > 0:36:06And you continued in that rich vein all the way through

0:36:06 > 0:36:09and then a 2-0 victory in the head-to-head

0:36:09 > 0:36:12which isn't that common, so you've done very well indeed.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14Anything you'd particularly like to see come up in this last round?

0:36:14 > 0:36:18- American TV shows.- Yeah, that.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20- We're all over that. - American sports teams.

0:36:20 > 0:36:23OK, they do sometimes come up. Well, very best of luck.

0:36:23 > 0:36:26As always, you get to choose your category from the four options

0:36:26 > 0:36:28we give you, and here they are. We've got...

0:36:39 > 0:36:44Do you know, my family is Cornish and I work for a Cornish law firm.

0:36:44 > 0:36:48But I think we have to rule it out. Sorry, family.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50Would you go '80s Female Singers?

0:36:50 > 0:36:51It'll be mostly on you,

0:36:51 > 0:36:54but I think that's probably the closest we can come.

0:36:54 > 0:36:58- Royalty On Screen, I mean... - Let's go '80s Female Singers.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01'80s Female Singers, I think, reluctantly.

0:37:01 > 0:37:02OK, '80s Female Singers.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04I don't want to give advice in hindsight

0:37:04 > 0:37:07but I think Cornwall would've been a pretty good category for you, but

0:37:07 > 0:37:09here we go, let's go with the female singers.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11Might be a good category as well actually.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13Three very different singers here. We're looking for...

0:37:16 > 0:37:18So any original tracks on the original release of that.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28So any of the original tracks on the releases

0:37:28 > 0:37:30of Whitney Houston, Madonna, or Kylie.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32Very, very best of luck.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34OK, thanks very much indeed.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37Now, as always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:37:37 > 0:37:39and all you need to win that jackpot is for just

0:37:39 > 0:37:42one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?

0:37:43 > 0:37:44BOTH: Yep.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.

0:37:47 > 0:37:48Your time starts now.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50I'm only going to know the big ones.

0:37:50 > 0:37:53I Want to Dance With Somebody, True Blue, Loco-motion.

0:37:53 > 0:37:55I'm just trying to go through the alphabet.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59Which isn't very helpful. Erm.

0:38:00 > 0:38:02Trying to think.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05- Like A Virgin. - No. They're all too big.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09I'm just trying to think about Whitney Houston.

0:38:09 > 0:38:10No, that wouldn't be on there.

0:38:12 > 0:38:16- Only Houston with big hair.- Yeah. - Pink lips, blue eyes.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25Erm, Madonna, I've got absolutely no idea.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28Kylie, Loco-motion is the only thing I can think of

0:38:28 > 0:38:31and that's obviously going to score very highly.

0:38:31 > 0:38:32- Erm...- Lucky Star.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35Cherish...

0:38:35 > 0:38:37But that's later, I think.

0:38:37 > 0:38:38Ten seconds left.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41Lucky Star, I Wanna Dance With Somebody and Loco-motion.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44Yeah, I think we don't have any choice. We should've gone Cornwall.

0:38:44 > 0:38:45Damn.

0:38:47 > 0:38:50OK, that's your time up. Now give me your three answers.

0:38:50 > 0:38:54Right. Whitney Houston, I Wanna Dance With Somebody.

0:38:54 > 0:38:57That's going to be huge.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59Madonna.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01- True Blue.- Yeah, go on.

0:39:01 > 0:39:04And Kylie, Loco-motion.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07Now, of those three, which is your best shot for the pointless?

0:39:07 > 0:39:09None of them.

0:39:09 > 0:39:12- True Blue.- True Blue we'll put last. Least likely to be pointless?

0:39:12 > 0:39:14- I Wanna Dance With Somebody. - OK, we'll put that first.

0:39:14 > 0:39:18OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order and here they are.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24Well, very best of luck.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26It was a really tough board, that one.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28Tough category but you managed to come up with three answers.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30Let's find out if...

0:39:30 > 0:39:31I mean, some of them might be right,

0:39:31 > 0:39:34some of them might even be pointless, you never know.

0:39:34 > 0:39:38- I think we know.- Well, let's say they were, or one of them was,

0:39:38 > 0:39:41what would you do with your prize money, £3,000?

0:39:41 > 0:39:45I'm getting married later this year so I would put it towards that.

0:39:45 > 0:39:49- Possibly making it a Pointless-themed wedding.- Wow.

0:39:49 > 0:39:50Could invite you two.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53So if you want to change the scores, make them pointless...

0:39:56 > 0:39:59OK, Suzie, do you want to submit anything?

0:39:59 > 0:40:01I'm going on a number of holidays this year

0:40:01 > 0:40:03so it'd probably all go to holidays.

0:40:03 > 0:40:04Well, very best of luck.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07I Wanna Dance With Somebody was your first answer, the one you thought

0:40:07 > 0:40:09was probably least likely to be pointless.

0:40:09 > 0:40:11In this case we were looking for

0:40:11 > 0:40:12tracks from Whitney Houston's first album.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15Let's find out if it's right and if it is let's find out

0:40:15 > 0:40:18how many people said it. For £3,000, is it pointless?

0:40:21 > 0:40:24An incorrect answer, I'm afraid.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26OK, only two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29Your second answer was Loco-motion.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32In this case we were looking for tracks from Kylie's first album,

0:40:32 > 0:40:33Kylie.

0:40:33 > 0:40:36Let's find out if it's right. Let's find out if it's pointless.

0:40:36 > 0:40:39If it is, it'll win you £3,000. How many people said Loco-motion?

0:40:41 > 0:40:42It's right.

0:40:44 > 0:40:47OK, your first answer was incorrect, your second answer,

0:40:47 > 0:40:49Loco-motion is right.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51Taking us down through the 20s,

0:40:51 > 0:40:5228, so I'm sorry.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56Not a pointless answer.

0:40:56 > 0:40:58I've got no idea. Is it a film?

0:40:58 > 0:41:01So everything is now riding on your third and final answer, True Blue.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03In this case we were looking for

0:41:03 > 0:41:05tracks from Madonna's debut album, Madonna.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08Let's find out if it's right and if it is, let's find out

0:41:08 > 0:41:11how many people said it. For £3,000, is it pointless?

0:41:13 > 0:41:15Oh, no. I'm sorry.

0:41:19 > 0:41:23I'm sorry, unfortunately you didn't manage to find that all-important

0:41:23 > 0:41:26pointless answer so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £3,000.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28That will roll over onto the next show,

0:41:28 > 0:41:31but we've really enjoyed having you on the show and you've done so well

0:41:31 > 0:41:33and you get a Pointless trophy each to take home, so there you are.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40Well played, Suzie and Emily.

0:41:40 > 0:41:42You haven't put a foot wrong all throughout the show

0:41:42 > 0:41:44until this final round. You played really well.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47True Blue was from Madonna's third album, which was called True Blue.

0:41:47 > 0:41:50I Wanna Dance With Somebody was from Whitney Houston's second album.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52Her first album was called Whitney Houston,

0:41:52 > 0:41:53her second album was called Whitney.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55Her third album was called Wh.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59You did actually say a better answer, not a pointless answer,

0:41:59 > 0:42:02while you were talking which was Lucky Star from the Madonna album.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05Would've scored you 5 points, would've been a good answer.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07But let's take a look at some pointless answers.

0:42:07 > 0:42:10Whitney, that album, the biggest songs were Greatest Love Of All,

0:42:10 > 0:42:12How Will I Know and Saving All My Love For You.

0:42:12 > 0:42:13Those were the big scorers.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15But these were all pointless.

0:42:16 > 0:42:20And also her two duets with Jermaine Jackson, Nobody Loves Me Like You Do

0:42:20 > 0:42:22and Take Good Care Of My Heart.

0:42:22 > 0:42:23All of those were pointless answers.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26There's four on the Madonna album.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32There's also four on the Kylie album.

0:42:32 > 0:42:33And they were...

0:42:37 > 0:42:40Well done if you got any of those at home. Tough luck in the studio.

0:42:40 > 0:42:43Thanks very much indeed. Well, unfortunately we have to say goodbye

0:42:43 > 0:42:45to you, Suzie and Emily, but it's been brilliant

0:42:45 > 0:42:46having you on the show.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48Thank you both so much for playing. Suzie and Emily.

0:42:50 > 0:42:53Well, sadly, Suzie and Emily didn't win our jackpot today which means

0:42:53 > 0:42:57it rolls over onto the next show when we will be playing for £4,000.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01Join us then, see if someone can win it.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.