Episode 15

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0:00:18 > 0:00:20- APPLAUSE - Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:23 > 0:00:25the show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Let's meet today's players.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32And couple number one.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Hello, I'm Glynis, this is my colleague James,

0:00:35 > 0:00:37we work together and we're from Northampton.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Couple number two.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Hi, my name's Fiona, this is Louise

0:00:40 > 0:00:42and we're sisters from Manchester.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Couple number three...- Hi, my name's Kirt and this is my friend Stephen

0:00:45 > 0:00:47and we're from Blackburn and Chester.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48And, finally, couple number four.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Hi, my name's David and this is my girlfriend Sarah

0:00:50 > 0:00:52and we're from Exeter.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54And these are today's contestants.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce -

0:00:58 > 0:01:02if brains are sexy then he's Gisele Bundchen, it's my Pointless friend,

0:01:02 > 0:01:03- it's Richard.- Hiya.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Hi, everybody.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11- Hi.- Hey.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13- What ya doin'?- Whatcha...?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16I dunno, just doin' a show.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Just doin' a quizzy show.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Are you well?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Yeah, I am... Something weird's happened with this ear.- Oh, really?

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Some... I think I've got something in there, some water or something.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Like swimming-pool ear. - Eh? No, I did hear that.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Yes, like swimming-pool ear.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- But the best thing in the world is when it...- When the water comes out.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Ohhh...!- It's going to be... I feel like...

0:01:35 > 0:01:38It's like the beginning of Captain Corelli's Mandolin, isn't it?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Where the guy's got a pea in his ear.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43If your waters break at any point during the show, let us know.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- I will be sure to let everyone know. - That would be great.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Two returning pairs, Glynis and James on podium one,

0:01:49 > 0:01:51who were knocked out in the First Round last time

0:01:51 > 0:01:53so we need to have a bit more from them this time,

0:01:53 > 0:01:56and on podium two, Fiona and Louise, who were knocked out in Round Two

0:01:56 > 0:01:59so no-one here has yet been through to a head-to-head

0:01:59 > 0:02:02so it will be virgin territory when we reach it.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04I worry that people might have problems with Round One.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06They should be all right.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09He lost sleep over this last night, apparently.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11I said, "How are you?" He said, "Oh, all right,

0:02:11 > 0:02:13"Just worried about Round One all night." Couldn't sleep.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15- And you said, "Eh? What?" - I said...

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- LAUGHTER - All I heard was...

0:02:18 > 0:02:20IMITATES GARBLED SOUND

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Anyway, thank you very much indeed.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Now, all our questions, as usual,

0:02:23 > 0:02:25have been asked to 100 people before the show.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Our contestants here are on the hunt for those all-important

0:02:28 > 0:02:31pointless answers, answers none of our 100 people gave.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Each time you find one, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Now, Nicole and Graham won the jackpot last time

0:02:36 > 0:02:39so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51OK, the pair with the highest score at the end of each round

0:02:51 > 0:02:53will be eliminated, that's all you have to remember,

0:02:53 > 0:02:55so do what you can to make sure it's not you.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Our category for Round One today is...

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Sounds fine so far. Film Franchises. Can you all decide in your pairs

0:03:04 > 0:03:06who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:03:06 > 0:03:09And whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13OK, and the question concerns...

0:03:17 > 0:03:21- Richard...- Yeah, not like subtitles on foreign films.- Phew.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25We're going to give you the titles of five very, very famous film franchises,

0:03:25 > 0:03:29and we need you to tell us the subtitles of any of the films

0:03:29 > 0:03:30in those franchises, please.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34So, they all start with these, but they all have subtitles, as well.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37So, any of the subtitles of the five film franchises

0:03:37 > 0:03:39you're about to see - good luck.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41OK, so as Richard has just said, we're going to put

0:03:41 > 0:03:44five film franchises up on the board, they will stay up there

0:03:44 > 0:03:46for the whole round, so they won't change halfway -

0:03:46 > 0:03:49you're stuck with those five.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Very best of luck - here are those five franchises.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05So we are after the subtitles of those films.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Glynis, welcome back.- Hello. - Now then, you and James,

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- we discovered, work in an office together in Northampton.- Yes.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Remind us what that office is.

0:04:13 > 0:04:18We sell LED lighting, indoor and outdoor, all colours.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21All colours. Is it an easy sell?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Yes, they sell themselves, cos they're fantastic.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26And very, very low wattage. Practically...

0:04:26 > 0:04:30- No, high wattage.- Are they high wattage?- Yeah, some of them.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33As everyone will have gathered I know nothing about electricity,

0:04:33 > 0:04:35so I was imagining low wattage, as why they're so cheap.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Glynis, help me out here.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39They're very cost-effective to run.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- They look good.- Oh, don't they! - Yeah, they do.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44What are they low in? That's what Xander's looking for.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- Yeah, they're low in wattage... - I know nothing.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50- ..with high output of the wattage. - Oh, so they suck up very few watts...- Yeah.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54- ..and they splat out lots. - So a seven watt would be the equivalent to a 50 watt halogen.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59- You are kidding me!- Shut up...?! - Not even...!- It's unbelievable.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- It's the future. - Woo! Ah-ha-ha...!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- That's amazing. - That is unbelievable.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Are these LEDs we have around here?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09What do you make of our lighting, Glynis?

0:05:09 > 0:05:13- I'll send you a catalogue. - LAUGHTER

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Bit affronted by that.- A little bit.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17OK, anyway, let's put it behind us, for now,

0:05:17 > 0:05:20and talk about film franchises, Glynis.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Right.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28I'm not overly confident on a lot of those.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31I've seen all of them, but...

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Without wanting to go for the obvious, James,

0:05:35 > 0:05:39um, I'm going to go Harry Potter and...

0:05:39 > 0:05:40The Philosopher's Stone.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone, says Glynis.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Let's see if that's right, and let's see how many people said it.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49It's right.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00That's low, I was bracing myself for a higher result there.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Well, when there's lots of answers, quite often even the highest score

0:06:03 > 0:06:06is fairly low. Yes, the first film in the Harry Potter film franchise.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09It was called Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone in the States.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11They thought Philosopher's Stone was a bit intellectual.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- It would upset them. - A little bit, yeah.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Yeah. OK, now, Louise. Welcome back. Round Two last time?- Yes.

0:06:18 > 0:06:23- What was the question?- It was UK cities containing letters SET.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Ah, yes, we had Manchester, didn't we?- Yes!

0:06:26 > 0:06:27And Chester.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30- The Chester did for you. - We stayed locally.- You did.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Nothing wrong with that, as did Glynis,

0:06:32 > 0:06:34that's what saw Glynis out in Round One.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38Anyway, today, Louise, it's a new day, it's a new show.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- You've got to be hoping to go further than Round Two.- Yep.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Are you happy with this as a board?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46I thought film would be one of our strong points

0:06:46 > 0:06:49but I'm really struggling to remember the wording

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- of the subtitles.- Ah, yes.

0:06:52 > 0:06:57So the one I'm going to go for is, Police Academy: Mission To Moscow.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Mission To Moscow. OK, let's see if that's right,

0:07:01 > 0:07:03and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people

0:07:03 > 0:07:05said Police Academy: Mission To Moscow.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09It's right.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Could be a good answer.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Well, you passed 44 a long way back.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23That was my answer, as well, Louise.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26I don't know what it is about that that sticks in the mind.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28It was the seventh Police Academy movie.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Now then, Kirt. Welcome to the show.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33I don't think I've seen Kirt spelt with an "I" before.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36With an "I"... No, it's actually short for Kirtie.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38That's my... My mum's from south India.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41I see, I see. Good. Now, what do you do, Kirt?

0:07:41 > 0:07:45I work for Hult International Business School as a programme manager.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Now, what is Hult?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49It offers an American degree here in London,

0:07:49 > 0:07:53and I do a lot of the event management side of things.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55I see, and do you coordinate with American universities?

0:07:55 > 0:07:59We have bases in America, in the Middle East, in Asia.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00Around the world. Very global.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Does that involve a lot of travel for you?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Yeah, I get to go between

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Blackburn, Manchester, Preston...

0:08:06 > 0:08:09- LAUGHTER - ..London, all around the UK.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Kirt, Film Franchises...- Yeah.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19I'm a big Harry Potter fan, so it's really difficult for me

0:08:19 > 0:08:21not to look past that and play it safe.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25I think I know a couple of the others, but I'm going to stick with

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Harry Potter and...try my luck with

0:08:27 > 0:08:30one that people won't necessarily have gone for.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32I'll go for Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Well, 44 is our high score, and the high Harry Potter score.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44You've passed that...

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Yeah, that's the sixth film that instalment, so good one to go for.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56The Great Hall in that could fit 22 double-decker buses in it,

0:08:56 > 0:09:00it's just a set, and it could fit that many - 90 tonnes of plaster.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Cor!- Big, innit?- Yeah.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Presumably they had to store that between shooting the films?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09No, they used it as a bus garage instead.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10LAUGHTER

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Excellent.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Thank you very much indeed. OK, so now, David, welcome.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16A warm welcome.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17What do you do, David?

0:09:17 > 0:09:22I am an administrator for a tennis centre at Exeter University.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24That's quite fun.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Do you...?- Yeah.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30You're not jumping up and down about that. Do you play tennis?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- No. I don't. - There's a thing.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Which makes quite a big issue.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38If you played tennis, you might have answered that first question -

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- "That's quite fun..." - With a bit more excitement, yeah.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44OK, but what sort of administration do you do?

0:09:44 > 0:09:47It's basically... I organise all the coaches and all of the players

0:09:47 > 0:09:50in terms of court bookings and things like that,

0:09:50 > 0:09:53so I sort them out and facilitate them to play tennis.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55But, obviously, when it's the end of the day, you hare off

0:09:55 > 0:09:58to do something else. So, what things do you like to do?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Surfing takes up pretty much most of my time.- And you're from Devon?

0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Yep.- So, you haven't far to travel? Fantastic.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- Nice surf after work, it's great. - Excellent.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Now then, David. What do you make of these Film Franchises?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Yes, I know them all.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- The subtitles are a little bit more challenging.- It is.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21But...I think I will go with a Pirates Of The Caribbean one

0:10:21 > 0:10:23and go On Stranger Tides.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Stranger Tides.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Let's see how many of our 100 people said On Stranger Tides.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36Well, it's right, five is our lowest score so far, 44 our high.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38You've passed that, you've passed 24...

0:10:42 > 0:10:44A lot of fours in this pass, but very well done...

0:10:44 > 0:10:46The fourth film in the series, good answer, David.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50- I'm very happy everyone seems to be coping with this round remarkably well.- Good.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54I like the Pirates Of The Caribbean films. They're very good.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57When your kids are a couple of years older, Xan, they'll love 'em.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Hmm. I haven't yet seen them. Is that terrible?

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Or no, maybe not, lots to look forward to.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Exactly.- There we are. Good.- That's assuming you keep your hearing.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09- LAUGHTER - Yes, yeah. Thanks very much indeed.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12OK, let's have a look at those scores as we're halfway through.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Well done, Louise, very good indeed.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17That helps you out a lot there, Fiona. Let's hope...

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Have you got some good answers?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Well, if you have, you should be sure of a place in the next round.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Yeah, James, we need a great answer from you,

0:11:31 > 0:11:34so best of luck with that. We'll come back down the line now,

0:11:34 > 0:11:36can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:11:38 > 0:11:42OK, Sarah, we're looking for the subtitles of these Film Franchises.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Sarah, what do you do?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45I'm a researcher at the University of Exeter.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Excellent. So you're both sort of involved in the university there.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Yeah, different campuses though

0:11:50 > 0:11:52so we still go off to different workplaces.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54What sort of research do you do?

0:11:54 > 0:11:56It's cancer diagnosis.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Excellent, good for you.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59And what are your hobbies?

0:11:59 > 0:12:01A bit of surfing with David,

0:12:01 > 0:12:04but I'm a fair-weather surfer, so I only go out in the summer months.

0:12:04 > 0:12:09- Very sensible.- When the water isn't freezing!- Fantastic.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11OK, there you are, you are on 14, the high scorers are on 44,

0:12:11 > 0:12:14James and Glynis, so 29 or less

0:12:14 > 0:12:17sees you comfortably into the next round.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22I'm feeling fairly confident about the first three categories...

0:12:22 > 0:12:25but I thought Harry Potter is probably quite well known

0:12:25 > 0:12:29so I'm going to go with Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32The Return Of The King, says Sarah.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Here's your red line, get below that with The Return Of The King

0:12:35 > 0:12:38and you're in Round Two. Let's see how many people said it.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41It's right.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Very well done... Oh, look at that!

0:12:50 > 0:12:53You needed 29, you've got 28.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Another good answer, safely through.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57It's the third film in the series.

0:12:57 > 0:13:02They shot over 1,100 miles of film for that trilogy.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Mm.- Isn't that amazing? - It is amazing.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Thanks very much indeed.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Now, then, Stephen...

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Stephen, welcome to the show.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12What do you do, Stephen?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15I'm a project manager for a football community trust.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Excellent, so, what exactly is that?

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Getting lots of kids involved in football teams?

0:13:21 > 0:13:26It's getting lots of young people involved in community activities

0:13:26 > 0:13:31based around football clubs across the country.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Excellent. And what are your hobbies?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Um...really into football,

0:13:35 > 0:13:37play a little bit of golf, as well.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Films are certainly not my hobbies, so...

0:13:41 > 0:13:44OK, well, listen - you're on 24, the high score is still James

0:13:44 > 0:13:45and Glynis on 44.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47So, 19 or less is your target.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51OK...

0:13:51 > 0:13:53I'm really struggling on this...

0:13:53 > 0:13:55I've not seen any Harry Potter films.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57No Lord Of The Rings films.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01None of the Pirates Of The Caribbean, Police Academy...no.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Oh, James and Glynis are hiding their smiles,

0:14:04 > 0:14:06as well as Kirt is not.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09So I'm going to take a punt...

0:14:09 > 0:14:14at Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallow.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16And The Deathly Hallow.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19OK, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallow.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Let's see if that's right and if it is,

0:14:21 > 0:14:23how many of our 100 people said it - there's your red line.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31I'm sorry, Stephen, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer

0:14:31 > 0:14:33so it scores you the maximum of 124.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39Sorry, Stephen, can't take it. I'll go through all the answers at the end of the round.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Hallow..!

0:14:41 > 0:14:43That's my impression.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- I know. That's a deathly "hallow". - Quite scary.

0:14:45 > 0:14:46LAUGHTER

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Because you're SUCH a good actor.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53- That was like... I thought I'd met Death himself.- Yep.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Do it again.- I do, actually... I do the voice of Death, actually.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Oh, do you? The actual... Of actual Death?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Yeah.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03So you're the last voice everyone in this world is ever going to hear?

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Yes.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08That doesn't surprise me, somehow. LAUGHTER

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Oh, now, Fiona, listen - good news -

0:15:10 > 0:15:12you are through to the next round.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Your low score from Louise, your low score of five ensures

0:15:15 > 0:15:19your place in Round Two. But, I think you might have a good answer.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Fiona, welcome back. Remind us what you do.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- I'm a pharmacy manager. - A pharmacy manager.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26In your spare time what do you like to do?

0:15:26 > 0:15:31Just reading...films, so, hopefully, I'll be all right on this one.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33- Hopefully!- OK. What are you going to go for?

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Well, I had a risky Terminator one

0:15:35 > 0:15:38- but now that I know I'm safe I think I'll just...- Go with the risky one!

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Oh, I don't...- You're fine, you're fine.- I don't want to get 100.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Doesn't matter, you're fine! - SHE LAUGHS

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Even 105 - pff! you're in!

0:15:46 > 0:15:48All right, I'll go for the risky Terminator one then...

0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Oh!- She'll kill me.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52I'm going to say Salvation.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Salvation?- Yeah.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58Let's see. No red line for you cos you're through, but let's see if Salvation's right,

0:15:58 > 0:16:00And how many of our 100 people said it.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Not only right, a fantastic score.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Second-lowest score of the round...

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Yeah, well played, glad you took the risk, there.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Set in 2018 that film. That's the film on which...

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Have you ever seen Christian Bale having that rant

0:16:23 > 0:16:25- at the lighting director? - Oh, is that on that?

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Yeah. Which is very famous and went viral.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29But what didn't go viral is his apology.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31He's been absolutely unreserved -

0:16:31 > 0:16:34"I was out of order, beyond belief," all that kind of stuff.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36- But that got, obviously, less publicity...- Yeah.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38..than his extraordinary outburst.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42- OK, now then, James, welcome back.- Cheers.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43You do have a challenge, you do...

0:16:43 > 0:16:46I said you'd have a challenge at the end of the round

0:16:46 > 0:16:48and 79 is your target.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Now, James. Remind us - obviously, you work with Glynis.- Yep.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55In the office. You muck about, quite a bit, with Glynis?

0:16:55 > 0:16:56Yeah, we muck about a bit, yeah.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59She's particularly good at paper aeroplanes.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02We actually had a situation where at Christmas

0:17:02 > 0:17:05we had a Christmas tree up and she just threw it

0:17:05 > 0:17:08and it managed to actually stay in the top of the Christmas tree.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Straight in, straightaway, it was a skill.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12There we are, OK.

0:17:12 > 0:17:17You're on 44, the high scorers on 124 are Stephen and Kirt.

0:17:17 > 0:17:1879, as I say, is your target.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21What are you going to go for? Let's have something great.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24I know quite a lot, actually, so thanks very much, Stephen,

0:17:24 > 0:17:26for saving us, there.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28The Harry Potter ones - I'm pretty confident on all them

0:17:28 > 0:17:31and The Lord Of The Rings and The Pirates Of The Caribbean.

0:17:31 > 0:17:35But I'm going to just play it safe just to make sure that we get enough.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37I'll go for...

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42The Two Towers says, James, The Two Towers.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43Here's your red line, nice and high.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Let's hope The Two Towers gets you below that.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Very well done. It did exactly what it needed to do.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Well played, safe and sound.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Very well done, everyone. Terrific work.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06I'll take you through the answers for the different stories.

0:18:06 > 0:18:07Let's deal with The Deathly Hallow.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10It's two films, they're both called The Deathly Hallows.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12There's Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part One

0:18:12 > 0:18:15and Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part Two.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18They both scored eight points - the best answers for Harry Potter.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Would've been a very good answer.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23You would've got 23 points for Order Of The Phoenix and Chamber Of Secrets.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26You'd have got 33 for The Goblet Of Fire

0:18:26 > 0:18:28and 37 for Prisoner Of Azkaban.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Lord Of The Rings - the ones we haven't heard...

0:18:30 > 0:18:32The Fellowship Of The Ring would have scored 26,

0:18:32 > 0:18:34that's the best answer for Lord Of The Rings.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Pirates Of The Caribbean - At World's End would have been your best at 11,

0:18:37 > 0:18:41Dead Man's Chest - 13. And Curse Of The Black Pearl - 19.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Police Academy - Their First Assignment, which is the name

0:18:43 > 0:18:46of Police Academy 2, that's the only pointless answer for any of those.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49And Terminator - two of them here,

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Salvation would have scored 13 and Judgment Day, 22.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54So, the biggest scorer of all was the first answer we had,

0:18:54 > 0:18:58Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone was the biggest scorer.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So at the end of our First Round

0:19:01 > 0:19:04the pair heading home with our high score of 124, Stephen and Kirt.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Oh, Stephen, that's... That's tough.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09You were very close to a lovely low score there.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Deathly Hallows...

0:19:11 > 0:19:14We just needed a part number and a plural, I suppose.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Stephen and Kirt, we'll see you again next time,

0:19:17 > 0:19:19we'll look forward to that and I'm sure you'll go further then.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Meantime, thanks very much for playing - Stephen and Kirt.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round Two.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34OK, so three pairs remain.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36At the end of this round we have to say goodbye to another pair.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Our category for Round Two is...

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first

0:19:44 > 0:19:46and who is going to go second?

0:19:46 > 0:19:51And whoever is going first please step up to the podium.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53- OK. - WOMEN LAUGH

0:19:53 > 0:19:55- Are you all right on podium two there?- Yeah!

0:19:55 > 0:19:57And the question concerns...

0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Richard.- On each pass we will show you six descriptions

0:20:04 > 0:20:06of different museums and galleries from around the world.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09We need you to tell us the name of that museum or gallery, please.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12It's going to be 12 in all to have a go at home, so very best of luck.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15OK, so let's reveal our first board of Museums and Galleries.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47I'll read those all one last time.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16There we go, now, James.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Alexander. - HE CHUCKLES

0:21:20 > 0:21:22This is NOT the best category for me.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Art is something I really didn't want but I've got a feeling

0:21:28 > 0:21:32I'm going to go for the one in 2005 for the Mona Lisa.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35I believe it's in The Louvre.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37The Louvre, says James. The Louvre.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said it.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44It's right.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54One of the largest museums in the world, The Louvre.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- 380,000 objects.- It's enormous!

0:21:57 > 0:21:59- Nine million visitors a year, as well.- Mm.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01- Fiona.- Hi.

0:22:01 > 0:22:06Fiona, there's our board of Museums and Galleries.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08It's a tricky one, that one, I think.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11I'm going to hazard a guess, I think the first one, the David Bowie one,

0:22:11 > 0:22:14is the V&A, the Victoria and Albert.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16The V&A, says Fiona. Let's see if that's right

0:22:16 > 0:22:20and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said the V&A.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24It's absolutely right.

0:22:24 > 0:22:2648's our only score so far, you've passed that.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Still passing it. Very well done indeed.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35Yep, that's a very good answer.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Wonderful museum as well, the V&A.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40It's the first museum in the world to have a restaurant.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42They all do now, that's where they make their money.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45- The first one.- They must have thought that was MAD at the beginning!

0:22:45 > 0:22:47- Yeah. - "Restaurant...?!"

0:22:47 > 0:22:50The first one to open in the evenings, as well.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Used gas lighting to open in the evenings.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Now, then, Sarah.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59This is really not a good board for me, either.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05I am going to guess at a museum I know is in New York.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07You can talk through the board, if you like.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10At least, even if you just sort of do your musing out loud.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14I'd love to, but I am going to go with a museum I know is in New York,

0:23:14 > 0:23:19which is the Guggenheim, as the fourth answer on the board.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21OK. The Guggenheim.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25- That's a bit of a shot in the dark, is it?- Yes!

0:23:25 > 0:23:27But it's a New York museum.

0:23:27 > 0:23:28It is a New York Museum.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30OK, let's see if that's right, the Guggenheim,

0:23:30 > 0:23:33and if it is, how many of our 100 people said it.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Oh, I'm sorry, Sarah.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41I'm afraid, in New York, it may be,

0:23:41 > 0:23:44but I'm afraid that's not the one we're after - scores you 100 points.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47Yeah, and it's actually a museum dedicated to immigration,

0:23:47 > 0:23:50and it's the Ellis Island Immigration Museum.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52It would have scored 26 points.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Do you know 40% of people in the USA

0:23:54 > 0:23:57can trace themselves back to people processed through Ellis Island, still.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Isn't that incredible?- Wow. - Um...

0:24:00 > 0:24:05The Istanbul answer is the Topkapi Palace. Would have scored you four.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09- The Oxford museum...- The Ashmolean. - Ashmolean - would have scored 14.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12- And the Florence art museum... - The Uffizi.- ..is the Uffizi.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14That would've scored you 10.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16So the best answer up there is the Topkapi Palace.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Thank you very much indeed.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Well, halfway through the round, let's look at those scores.

0:24:20 > 0:24:2319, Fiona. This is getting to be a habit, Fiona and Louise -

0:24:23 > 0:24:25our nice low scorers there.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Then up to 48, where we find James and Glynis,

0:24:27 > 0:24:31then up to 100, I'm afraid - Sarah and David.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33So, David, who knows what the next board's going to be like,

0:24:33 > 0:24:36but find a nice low-scoring answer, if you can, on the board.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39You will be the first person to have it, so, yes, use that well.

0:24:39 > 0:24:40We're going to come back down the line now.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Can the second player please step up to the podium.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48OK, we're going to put six more clues up on the board

0:24:48 > 0:24:49and here they are.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49We're looking for the names of the museums and galleries,

0:25:49 > 0:25:51described by these clues.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53David, you are going to try and find

0:25:53 > 0:25:56the one the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00It's a good job I'm going first, I only know one.

0:26:00 > 0:26:04So I am going to go for that and...

0:26:04 > 0:26:09Established in 1753, first exhibiting Rosetta Stone in 1802 -

0:26:09 > 0:26:12- the British Museum. - The British Museum, says David.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14You are the high scorers, so there was no red line for you,

0:26:14 > 0:26:17but let's see how many of our 100 people said the British Museum.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20It's right.

0:26:25 > 0:26:26Good answer!

0:26:30 > 0:26:33You could still find yourself in the game at the end of this round.

0:26:33 > 0:26:37Well played, David. Terrific answer there, giving yourself a shout.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40It's got over 8 million objects, the British Museum, in its collection.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41- Wow.- Yep.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45Thank you very much indeed. Now, Louise, you are on 19.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Great low score from Fiona in the first pass.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52- 115 is the high score. 95 or less gets you through.- Right...

0:26:52 > 0:26:56I don't know if I'll be able to do this. Um...

0:26:56 > 0:26:58I don't know any of them.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01There's two I'm toying between.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05But they're either going to be right or wrong. Sorry!

0:27:07 > 0:27:10I'm going to go for the contemporary art venue open in 2000,

0:27:10 > 0:27:12and say the Tate Modern.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Tate Modern, says Louise.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Here's your red line, lovely and high.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19All you have to be, I would suggest, is right.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21And if you are, I think you'll get below that red line.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Let's see if Tate Modern is right.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27It is! Very well done indeed, Louise.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Another good answer.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Well played, Louise. You knew it really.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42One of the four Tate galleries in the UK -

0:27:42 > 0:27:44St Ives, Tate Britain, and Tate Liverpool, as well.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47Thanks very much, Richard.

0:27:47 > 0:27:48Now, then, Glynis.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51Now then, Glynis.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53You are the last person to have this board.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55This board is all yours.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57Here are our museums and galleries.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59In you come. Admission is free.

0:27:59 > 0:28:03OK. Good job, because I know absolutely none of them.

0:28:03 > 0:28:04At all.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06What's the "good job"?

0:28:06 > 0:28:09- That it's free to get in. - Free to get in...

0:28:09 > 0:28:11I'm afraid what I can't offer you,

0:28:11 > 0:28:13and I would love to, is a free pass to the head-to-head.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15Never mind.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Because that is a touring exhibition and you have to pay for that.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19OK.

0:28:19 > 0:28:20But everything on the ground floor -

0:28:20 > 0:28:23up to and including Round One, Round Two -

0:28:23 > 0:28:24- help yourself.- OK.

0:28:24 > 0:28:28This is probably the worst subject for both of us.

0:28:28 > 0:28:32I knew the Tate Modern, but I don't know any of the others at all.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34I can't even begin to guess.

0:28:34 > 0:28:38So...I need the bus fare home, I'm afraid.

0:28:38 > 0:28:41Er... Yeah, I can't guess any at all.

0:28:44 > 0:28:46Right.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48Viennese Museum,

0:28:48 > 0:28:52home to works by Kustav Klimt, such as The Kiss...

0:28:52 > 0:28:56Is that The Jack Robinson Academy in...?

0:28:56 > 0:28:59- GIGGLING - Is it, perhaps?

0:29:00 > 0:29:01In Ludwigstrasse?

0:29:01 > 0:29:03- Exactly.- Let's find out, let's see.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06The Jack Robinson Academy...

0:29:06 > 0:29:09- Yeah, for fine art.- ..of Wien.

0:29:09 > 0:29:13OK, there is your red line.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16Um, The Jack Robinson.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18Is it right?

0:29:20 > 0:29:22Oh, no, I'm sorry, Glynis.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25- Shocker.- I'm sorry, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

0:29:25 > 0:29:27scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 148.

0:29:27 > 0:29:32Yes, sorry, Glynis, that's in Prague, rather famously, I'm afraid(!)

0:29:32 > 0:29:33I knew it was somewhere.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36That's where he spent a lot of his time, wasn't it, Jack Robinson?

0:29:36 > 0:29:38Before setting up his academy, very famously.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41He was briefly thinking about doing it in Budapest, but...

0:29:41 > 0:29:44But before you could say Jack Robinson, he did it...

0:29:44 > 0:29:45In Prague.

0:29:48 > 0:29:52Funnily enough, the Tutankhamun one you could've had a little guess at.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55It's simply the Egyptian Museum in Cairo.

0:29:55 > 0:29:57That would've scored you 16 points.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00The Winter Palace, this is an amazing museum, I've been here,

0:30:00 > 0:30:02is The Hermitage, that's in Saint Petersburg,

0:30:02 > 0:30:04that would've scored you 8 points.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07The Viennese museum is not the Jack Robinson Academy,

0:30:07 > 0:30:09it is the Belvedere. Very well done if you said that,

0:30:09 > 0:30:11that's the best answer there. 1 point.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13And a big scorer down the bottom,

0:30:13 > 0:30:16the Athens museum is the Acropolis Museum.

0:30:16 > 0:30:1750 points for that.

0:30:17 > 0:30:20- So, Belvedere the best answer there. - Thanks very much indeed.

0:30:20 > 0:30:21So at the end of our second round,

0:30:21 > 0:30:24the pair who are heading home with the high score of 148,

0:30:24 > 0:30:27it's Glynis and James. Well, congratulations on...

0:30:27 > 0:30:29I liked the academy, I like that.

0:30:29 > 0:30:32You could have said anything there.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34But you gave them an academy, which I think, in Vienna,

0:30:34 > 0:30:36is the kind of thing they'd have appreciated.

0:30:36 > 0:30:37Anyway, there we are.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40I'm afraid this is where we have to say goodbye,

0:30:40 > 0:30:42it's been a real treat having you on the show.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44- Thank you so much, Glynis and James.- Thank you.

0:30:44 > 0:30:46APPLAUSE

0:30:46 > 0:30:49But, for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for the head-to-head.

0:30:53 > 0:30:56Congratulations, Fiona and Louise, Sarah and David -

0:30:56 > 0:30:58you are one step closer to the final

0:30:58 > 0:31:00and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:31:00 > 0:31:02which currently stands, still, at £1,000.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04Now, we have to decide who's going to go through to the final

0:31:04 > 0:31:05and play for that money,

0:31:05 > 0:31:07and to do that you are going to go head-to-head.

0:31:07 > 0:31:11The big difference is you're now allowed to confer before you give your answers

0:31:11 > 0:31:13and the first pair to win two questions

0:31:13 > 0:31:14will be playing for that jackpot.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16Now you get to put your heads together.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18I think this is going to be very, very close,

0:31:18 > 0:31:19so best of luck to both pairs.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21Let's play the head-to-head.

0:31:21 > 0:31:23APPLAUSE

0:31:25 > 0:31:28OK, here comes your first question,

0:31:28 > 0:31:31and it concerns...

0:31:31 > 0:31:33Elton John Duets.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35We're going to show you five pictures now

0:31:35 > 0:31:37of Elton John duetting with other artists,

0:31:37 > 0:31:39can you tell us who that other artist is, please?

0:31:39 > 0:31:43OK, let's reveal our five pairings, and here they come.

0:31:43 > 0:31:44We've got...

0:32:06 > 0:32:08There we are. Five pictures of Elton John

0:32:08 > 0:32:11duetting with as-yet-unnamed stars.

0:32:11 > 0:32:15Fiona and Louise, you've played best throughout the show so far,

0:32:15 > 0:32:16so you will go first.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19THEY CONFER

0:32:19 > 0:32:22We'll go for A, kd lang.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24kd lang.

0:32:24 > 0:32:25kd lang.

0:32:25 > 0:32:28OK. Now, Sarah and David.

0:32:28 > 0:32:32Do you want to talk us through the board?

0:32:32 > 0:32:37Um... No, but Elton John's in all of them. We know that for sure.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41I think we'll probably go for...E

0:32:41 > 0:32:43and Eminem.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45OK. Eminem for E, you are saying.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48So we have kd lang and we have Eminem.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51Fiona and Louise said that A was kd lang.

0:32:51 > 0:32:55Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58It's right.

0:33:03 > 0:33:0520.

0:33:06 > 0:33:0820 for kd lang.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11Sarah and David have said that E is Eminem,

0:33:11 > 0:33:14let's see if that's right and how many people said that.

0:33:16 > 0:33:18It is of course right.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22- LAUGHING:- Ooh.- 60.

0:33:22 > 0:33:23At least we got it right!

0:33:23 > 0:33:25Which means, Fiona and Louise, very well done,

0:33:25 > 0:33:27after one question you are up 1-0.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29Yes, kd lang, very good answer.

0:33:29 > 0:33:31Now, the best answer on there is B, one of Elton John's

0:33:31 > 0:33:35- very early influences, he worked with Phil Spector...- Father Christmas?

0:33:35 > 0:33:37- No, it's not Father Christmas. - Isn't it?

0:33:37 > 0:33:41That's not Father Christmas, no. He LOOKS like Father Christmas.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43Leon Russell.

0:33:43 > 0:33:47Absolutely right, session musician, played with the Rolling Stones

0:33:47 > 0:33:48and all sorts of people, Sinatra.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50One point, very well done if you said that.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52Very badly done if you said Father Christmas.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54LAUGHTER

0:33:54 > 0:33:58C is RuPaul, would have scored you ten points.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02And D...is Lady Gaga.

0:34:04 > 0:34:06Would have scored you 31.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09Not instantly recognisable from that photograph, so only scoring 31.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11Thank you very much indeed.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14So here comes your second question, Sarah and David, you get to answer

0:34:14 > 0:34:19it first, but you have to win it to stay in the game, so best of luck.

0:34:19 > 0:34:20OK, it concerns...

0:34:25 > 0:34:28Going to show you five poets now, all of whom are best-known

0:34:28 > 0:34:31by three names, but we've left out the last of those names.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33Can you fill in the blanks?

0:34:33 > 0:34:37OK, thanks very much, let's reveal our three-named poets.

0:34:59 > 0:35:02Sarah and David, help yourselves.

0:35:02 > 0:35:06- I've got no idea. - THEY MURMUR INDISTINCTLY

0:35:06 > 0:35:09I think we've got to come up with something realistic

0:35:09 > 0:35:12- that doesn't sound utterly stupid. - Edgar Allan...

0:35:14 > 0:35:16James?

0:35:16 > 0:35:19- DAVID LAUGHS - James? OK.

0:35:19 > 0:35:21We're going to go with Edgar Allan James.

0:35:23 > 0:35:25Edgar Allan James, say Sarah and David.

0:35:25 > 0:35:29- OK, Fiona and Louise, over to you. - SARAH LAUGHS

0:35:29 > 0:35:31I'm so glad they said that, because it's Edgar Allan Poe.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34And that's the only one we knew, so...!

0:35:34 > 0:35:37Edgar Allan Poe, say Fiona and Louise,

0:35:37 > 0:35:40so we have Edgar Allan James versus Edgar Allan Poe.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42Sarah and David, let's see if you're right.

0:35:45 > 0:35:47Oh!

0:35:47 > 0:35:49Which means, Fiona and Louise, you merely have to be correct

0:35:49 > 0:35:51with Edgar Allan Poe and you are straight through

0:35:51 > 0:35:53to the final. Let's find out.

0:35:56 > 0:35:59It is right, very well done indeed.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02It's a high score, but all it had to be was right.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05And it means, Fiona and Louise, after only two questions

0:36:05 > 0:36:07you are straight through to the final. 2-0, very well done.

0:36:07 > 0:36:10That is a very big winning score, 88, quite something.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12Let's have a look through the rest of these,

0:36:12 > 0:36:15a couple I know people at home would have got.

0:36:15 > 0:36:19- Percy Bysshe...- Shelley.

0:36:19 > 0:36:23- And Samuel Taylor... - Coleridge.- Absolutely.

0:36:23 > 0:36:26- Ford Madox... - Ford.- Yep, also known as a novelist.

0:36:26 > 0:36:30- The best answer on the board, modern poet, Michael Symmons...- Roberts.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32It is Michael Symmons Roberts.

0:36:32 > 0:36:34So very well done if you said that.

0:36:34 > 0:36:36Thanks very much. So the pair leaving us

0:36:36 > 0:36:38at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:36:38 > 0:36:39I'm afraid it's Sarah and David,

0:36:39 > 0:36:41you've done very well up to this point.

0:36:41 > 0:36:44But it's kind of good news, cos it means we get to see you again.

0:36:44 > 0:36:46Otherwise it would all have been over. Phew! In just one show.

0:36:46 > 0:36:48But you'll be back next time, and having made it to

0:36:48 > 0:36:51the head-to-head, surely you will make it to the final next time.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53We'll look forward to that.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55- Thanks very much for playing, Sarah and David.- Thank you.

0:36:55 > 0:36:56APPLAUSE

0:36:58 > 0:37:01But, for Fiona and Louise, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:37:05 > 0:37:08Congratulations, Fiona and Louise, you've fought off

0:37:08 > 0:37:10all the competition and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:37:17 > 0:37:20You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:37:20 > 0:37:22and at the end of today's show it stands at...

0:37:23 > 0:37:26Well, you deserve to win it, you really do,

0:37:26 > 0:37:27you've done so well today.

0:37:27 > 0:37:30Consistent low-scoring all the way through and then,

0:37:30 > 0:37:31in the head-to-head, 2-0.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34Straight through. Little lucky with Edgar Allan Poe...

0:37:34 > 0:37:35- It was.- Very lucky!

0:37:35 > 0:37:38As always, you get to choose your category,

0:37:38 > 0:37:39and there are four, they are...

0:37:49 > 0:37:52- There's only one we can go for really, isn't there?- Yeah.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54BOTH: The Madchester scene.

0:37:54 > 0:37:57OK, well, Chester and Manchester did for you last show,

0:37:57 > 0:38:00so let's hope Madchester pays you back this time.

0:38:00 > 0:38:01Richard, Madchester.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03Yep, from Manchester, I hope one of these suits you,

0:38:03 > 0:38:05you'll recognise all three.

0:38:05 > 0:38:09We are looking for the name of any top 40 single by James

0:38:09 > 0:38:11up to the end of February 2014,

0:38:11 > 0:38:13the name of any top 40 single by the Stone Roses

0:38:13 > 0:38:15up to February '14 as well,

0:38:15 > 0:38:19or the name of any studio album by New Order that reached the UK top 40.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22So top 40 singles by James or the Stones Roses,

0:38:22 > 0:38:25top 40 albums by New Order. Very best of luck.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:38:28 > 0:38:30and all you need to win the jackpot is for just one

0:38:30 > 0:38:32of those answers to be pointless.

0:38:32 > 0:38:33- Are you ready?- Yeah.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock,

0:38:35 > 0:38:37there they are, your time starts now.

0:38:37 > 0:38:41- OK.- So James singles... Just Like Fred Astaire.

0:38:41 > 0:38:42That's a good one, yeah.

0:38:45 > 0:38:49- Just Like Fred Astaire...- Can't think of any New Order. Stone Roses.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51Sally Cinnamon, the obvious one.

0:38:51 > 0:38:55What else, James? She's A Star, Laid...

0:38:55 > 0:38:57Is that off the album or is that a single?

0:38:57 > 0:39:01- You said Pleased To Meet You. - She's A Star, that's a good one.

0:39:01 > 0:39:05Say Something. What's the one about bells? Ring The Bells?

0:39:05 > 0:39:07Ring the Bells...

0:39:07 > 0:39:11THEY WHISPER INDISTINCTLY

0:39:11 > 0:39:15- Right, OK.- Ring The Bells, Fred Astaire and Say Something?

0:39:15 > 0:39:16Was that top 40?

0:39:18 > 0:39:22Yeah, yeah, I'd say so. So what are we doing?

0:39:22 > 0:39:26BOTH: Just Like Fred Astaire, Say Something....

0:39:26 > 0:39:30- Ring The Bells?- Ring The Bells. - Ten seconds left.- Think we're ready.

0:39:30 > 0:39:33OK, you've got your three answers, we'll stop the clock there.

0:39:33 > 0:39:35Now what answers are you going to give

0:39:35 > 0:39:37and which categories are they in?

0:39:37 > 0:39:39- They're all going to be from James top 40 singles.- OK.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42And we're going to go with Just Like Fred Astaire...

0:39:42 > 0:39:46- Just Like Fred Astaire.- ..Say Something...- Say Something.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48- ..and Ring The Bells. - And Ring The Bells.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50OK, three great answers there,

0:39:50 > 0:39:53which of those is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:53 > 0:39:55Ring The Bells, you think? Oh, no, Fred Astaire.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58- Just Like Fred Astaire. - We'll put that last.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00- Least likely to be pointless? - Say Something.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02Say Something we will put first.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order

0:40:04 > 0:40:06and here they are, we've got...

0:40:11 > 0:40:14Well, best of luck. Your first answer was Say Something.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17Three good answers up on the board there.

0:40:17 > 0:40:18One of those could easily be pointless.

0:40:18 > 0:40:21If you won £1,000, what would you do with it, Fiona?

0:40:21 > 0:40:25Well, we've both got young babies, so...they're pretty expensive.

0:40:25 > 0:40:28But I'd like to go on a holiday, our first holiday together,

0:40:28 > 0:40:30- that'd be nice.- Lovely. Louise?

0:40:30 > 0:40:31I recently got engaged,

0:40:31 > 0:40:34so I think I'd put it towards planning the wedding.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36Very good. Congratulations, as well.

0:40:36 > 0:40:41So, OK, we are looking in this case for a James UK top 40 single.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43You have gone for Say Something.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45If it is right and it is pointless, it will win you £1,000.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48Let's see how many people said Say Something.

0:40:52 > 0:40:53It's right.

0:40:53 > 0:40:55That was the first thing it had to be.

0:40:55 > 0:40:56Now, if this goes all the way down

0:40:56 > 0:40:58to zero, you leave here with £1,000.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00It's going down through the teens now, single figures,

0:41:00 > 0:41:02still going - you've done it!

0:41:02 > 0:41:04CHEERING

0:41:05 > 0:41:08That is brilliant, very well done!

0:41:08 > 0:41:12- Fantastic.- Oh, thank you.- Brilliant.

0:41:16 > 0:41:19Wow, congratulations, no mucking about there.

0:41:19 > 0:41:23Straight in, first answer - boom.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25Say Something, a pointless answer,

0:41:25 > 0:41:28which means you go home with a jackpot of £1,000.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34Like I said, richly deserved.

0:41:34 > 0:41:37Yeah, well played, Fiona, well played, Louise, that's terrific.

0:41:37 > 0:41:40Sometimes the subjects just fall for you, and geographically

0:41:40 > 0:41:43and time and everything, that's a lovely category for you.

0:41:43 > 0:41:46So, yeah, Say Something, very good answer, Ring The Bells,

0:41:46 > 0:41:48if we'd had to go on to that,

0:41:48 > 0:41:52would have scored you...nothing at all, also a pointless answer.

0:41:56 > 0:41:59And Just Like Fred Astaire would have scored...nothing at all as well.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08Three pointless answers, we don't see it very often, congratulations.

0:42:08 > 0:42:10Let's take a look at some more pointless answers.

0:42:10 > 0:42:14The James category is where most pointless answers were here.

0:42:15 > 0:42:16Some big hits here.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19You also could have had Destiny Calling,

0:42:19 > 0:42:21How Was It For You?, Getting Away With It,

0:42:21 > 0:42:24I Know What I'm Here For, Lose Control,

0:42:24 > 0:42:26Runaground, Tomorrow and Waltzing Along.

0:42:26 > 0:42:28Well done if you said those.

0:42:28 > 0:42:31Fewer pointless answers here, Begging You

0:42:31 > 0:42:35and the double A-side of Fools Gold, What The World Is Waiting For.

0:42:35 > 0:42:36Would have won you the money.

0:42:36 > 0:42:40Only two New Order albums were pointless - Lost Sirens and Low-Life.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42Very well done if you said any of those.

0:42:42 > 0:42:45Three pointless answers, congratulations.

0:42:45 > 0:42:48Well, thanks once again to our winning players, Fiona and Louise,

0:42:48 > 0:42:52who go away with today's jackpot of £1,000, very well done indeed.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57Join us next time when we'll be putting

0:42:57 > 0:42:59more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01- Meanwhile it's goodbye from Richard. - Goodbye.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03And it's goodbye from me - goodbye.