Episode 18

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0:00:20 > 0:00:23Thanks very much, indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

0:00:23 > 0:00:25and welcome to Pointless - the show where the aim of the game

0:00:25 > 0:00:27is to find the most obscure answer possible.

0:00:27 > 0:00:28Let's meet today's players.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34And couple number one.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36I am Jo. I'm from Scotland but now living in Preston.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39This is my dad Paddy who's originally from Newcastle

0:00:39 > 0:00:41but has lived in the Scottish Borders for 20 years.

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Couple number two.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46Hi, I'm Euan and this is Lindsay. We work together in Leeds.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47Couple number three.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Hi, I'm Scott. This is my girlfriend Sarah.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50We're from Hartlepool.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52And, finally, couple number four.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Hello. I'm Jane and this is my better half, Frances.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57We live in Shropshire.

0:00:57 > 0:00:58And these are today's contestants.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01APPLAUSE

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Thanks very much. We'll find out more about each of you

0:01:03 > 0:01:05throughout the show, as it goes along.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07That just leaves one person for me to introduce.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09He is the fountain of all knowledge.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Although he is having a little problem with algae at the moment.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Hiya.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17APPLAUSE Hi, everybody.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Welcome. How are you?- I'm very well.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23We finally ended our run of jackpot winners last time.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Yeah, it was getting ridiculous, really.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Three in a row. Nearly had four.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Rob and Sam didn't quite manage it last time, with Cornish towns.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Nearly did, didn't they? They did very well.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Two returning pairs from that show.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Lindsay and Euan, who got through to the second round.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40And Scott and Sarah, who joined the 200 Club in Round One.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43We haven't had members of the 400 Club for some time, have we?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45No. Do you think they might be candidates?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47No. Sorry. I don't mean that.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Apropos of nothing, we haven't had members of the 400 Club...

0:01:50 > 0:01:52You just brought it out your back pocket there.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Anyway, there it is. We'll just leave it.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56The reason we haven't is cos contestants of the quality

0:01:56 > 0:01:59of Scott and Sarah, who are going to walk through this show, I think.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Two very different questions, the first two.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03The second one is rather an interesting question.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Good stuff. Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08As usual, all of today's questions have been put

0:02:08 > 0:02:09to 100 people before the show.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Our contestants are on the hunt for one of those all-important

0:02:11 > 0:02:15pointless answers. Find one of those and we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Sam and Rob, as you'll have gathered,

0:02:17 > 0:02:20didn't win the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24So today's jackpot starts off at £2,000.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26APPLAUSE

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Right, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36OK, now, the pair with the highest score at the end of each round

0:02:36 > 0:02:39will be eliminated. Remember that, and do what you can

0:02:39 > 0:02:42to make sure that's not you. Our first category today...

0:02:42 > 0:02:43is...

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Europe.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Europe. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going first and second?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:53 > 0:02:59OK, and the question concerns European cities.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00European cities. Richard.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03On each pass we're simply going to show you seven clues that will

0:03:03 > 0:03:06lead you to a European city. You just need to name the city.

0:03:06 > 0:03:0814 cities in all, to have a go at at home.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Thanks very much indeed. OK, we are

0:03:11 > 0:03:14looking for the major European cities described by these clues.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Here is our first board of seven.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44I'll read those one last time.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10There we are. Seven clues on that board, for seven European cities.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Jo, welcome. A warm welcome to you, Jo.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14What do you do?

0:04:14 > 0:04:17I'm a radiological safety consultant in the nuclear industry.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20A safety consultant in the nuclear industry. What are you doing here?!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Who's looking after the office while you're away?

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- My colleagues will be keeping a good eye.- OK.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Fine. Yeah, one person down. That's fine.- It'll be all right.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30That's fine. Good. How long have you done that for?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32I've been there four years now.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34OK, listen, you're the person who can answer,

0:04:34 > 0:04:36can we all sleep safe in our beds then?

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- We can relax?- Yes.- Everything's fine? It's in hand?- Definitely.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Phew! Oh, good. Ah! That is a relief.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46If it's perfectly safe, why do they need safety officers?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49It's safe because they have safety officers.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- Oh, listen to this.- Very good. - Hee-hee.- That's good though.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53That's good. I like this.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Cos I thought, just in case we were being spun a line there.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- But now I'm absolutely reassured. - Good. Good.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Jo, what are you going to go for in this board?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Um, I don't know many of them, to be honest.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06I'm just going to go for the one that just came to me,

0:05:06 > 0:05:08and I don't even know if it's right, but the birthplace of

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Hans Christian Andersen is Copenhagen.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Copenhagen.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Stands to reason, surely.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Let's find out. Is Copenhagen the right answer?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19And if it is, how many people said it?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Oh, no!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Oh, I'm sorry, Jo.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28An incorrect answer scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29It's not, I'm afraid, Jo.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32You won't be the only person making that mistake, I guarantee it.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34You would think that would be the answer.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Yeah.- But it's not.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- It's not. Now, Lindsay, welcome back.- Thank you.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Last time, Round Two.- Yes.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43What was the category? It was Football Managers.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Football Managers.- Football Managers in the Premier League.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48That's right. It's good to have you back.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49You'll notice no football managers,

0:05:49 > 0:05:51no Premier League behind me on the board.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Yeah. Not a much better question, though.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55- Really?- No.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58What would you say were your areas of expertise?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Just to help us, for the future.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Music.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03- All music?- Yep.- All music?

0:06:03 > 0:06:06I've got pretty eclectic taste in music, so that's quite a good one.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09OK, give me the extremes of your musical taste.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Everything, all across the decades, to every type of music.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Classical music?- Yep.- Opera?- Yep.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18OK, Lindsay, what are you going to go for on this board?

0:06:18 > 0:06:23I think I'm going to have to go for the largest city in Switzerland.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24Which I think is Zurich.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Zurich, says Lindsay. Let's see if Zurich is right.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29If it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32It is right.

0:06:35 > 0:06:3646.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38APPLAUSE

0:06:38 > 0:06:4046 for Zurich.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yeah, safe and sound, Zurich.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44It's got the largest clock face in Europe.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48- Thank you very much indeed. Now, Scott. Scott.- Hi.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51You are a film graduate.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Ideally, if you went into film,

0:06:54 > 0:06:57would you work in writing or directing, producing?

0:06:57 > 0:07:01- It would definitely be writing for me.- Writing?- Yeah.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Especially television.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07I love sitcoms and I'm actually writing one now, with a friend.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Yeah, I'm really interested in that sort of stuff.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Good stuff. OK then, Scott. Cities. There they are.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16We've only had one correct answer

0:07:16 > 0:07:19so there are still six up there on the board for you.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Again, I'm not sure so I'm just going to go for the Swedish

0:07:22 > 0:07:25city that hosted the 2013 Eurovision.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26And say Stockholm.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30OK, you're going to say Stockholm. Let's see if that's right,

0:07:30 > 0:07:34and if it is, how many people of our 100 people said Stockholm.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38It's wrong I'm afraid, Scott.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41300 and counting.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Terrible.- I'm afraid, yes, that scores you 100 points.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Yeah, sorry, Scott. You've made Jo very happy, though.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50You've made Sarah unhappy but Jo happy,

0:07:50 > 0:07:52so it's swings and roundabouts.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Thanks very much indeed. Jane. Welcome to Pointless.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Great to have you here from Oswestry.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01What do you do with yourself up in Oswestry, Jane?

0:08:01 > 0:08:06I like gardening. Like walking. I like going for a drink down the pub.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08LAUGHTER

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Excellent. I see a lovely day evolving.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13What a nice plan. What kind of garden do you have?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Do you have a cottage garden or a kitchen garden?

0:08:16 > 0:08:21We've got a giant garden. It's got a little bit of an allotment on it.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25And a flower garden. Lots of lawns. It's really lovely.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Sounds lovely. Now then, Jane, this board is all yours.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Do you want to talk us through it?

0:08:30 > 0:08:35Well, I think the top one is Waterford.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41I'm not so sure about any of the others, to be honest,

0:08:41 > 0:08:44apart from the bottom might be Zeebrugge.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47I think I'll go with Waterford.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50OK, Waterford. Said to be the oldest city in Ireland.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Let's see if Waterford is right, and let's see how many people said it.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57It's absolutely right, of course.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02Oh! The lowest score of the round so far, Jane. Very well done.

0:09:03 > 0:09:0539 for Waterford.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Well played, Jane. Yeah, the famous Waterford Crystal.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Let's fill in the rest of this board.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Starting with the birthplace of Hans Christian Andersen.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15It's not Copenhagen, I know a lot of people would have said it.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18It's Odense. It would have scored three points.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19So a terrific answer.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- The walled city in Croatia... - Dubrovnik.- Dubrovnik.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Beautiful, beautiful Dubrovnik. - Would have scored 14.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28The capital of Bavaria is Munich.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Would have scored you 37. The Swedish city.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34It's Sweden's third biggest city, not Stockholm or Gothenburg. It's Malmo.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Football fans will know Malmo very well.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Especially Nottingham Forest fans. 12 points for that.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- The European port is Rotterdam. - Rotterdam.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44That would have scored 29.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Odense is the best answer on that board.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Thanks very much indeed. I think that's very impressive

0:09:49 > 0:09:51that three of our 100 got that.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54- I know you would instantly have gone for Copenhagen.- Yeah.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56But there we are. Thanks very much indeed.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58We're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.

0:09:58 > 0:10:0139 is the best score of that pass. Jane, very well done indeed.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Up to 46, where we find Lindsay and Euan.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Then up to 100, Scott and Sarah, Jo and Paddy.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Now, Sarah, let's not have 100 from you.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- I'll try.- Do your level best.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Best of luck. We're going to come back down the line.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:10:18 > 0:10:21We're going to put seven more clues to major European cities

0:10:21 > 0:10:23up on the board, and here they are.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56I'll read those all one last time.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25Now then, Frances, remember

0:11:25 > 0:11:27we are looking for the major European cities

0:11:27 > 0:11:30described by each of these clues, and your job is to find

0:11:30 > 0:11:33the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:11:33 > 0:11:38Frances, welcome. Warm welcome. And what do you do, Frances?

0:11:38 > 0:11:41- As little as possible, really. - What a good answer.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43I've semi-retired so...

0:11:43 > 0:11:46What's your favourite kind of little as possible?

0:11:46 > 0:11:47I make wine.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51That's a good little as possible. What sort of wines do you make?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54I make it out of anything we grow in our giant garden.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56- So, wood?- Yeah, anything.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57THEY LAUGH

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Grass?- Grass. I bet you could make a lovely grass wine.

0:12:00 > 0:12:01HE SCOFFS

0:12:01 > 0:12:03- Nettles, you can make... - Nettle wine, yeah.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Which is your favourite?- Tomato.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10- Oh, that's a good idea. Tomato.- Oh. - What colour is a tomato wine?

0:12:10 > 0:12:15- It's white.- It's white. I suppose if you leave the skins in it goes red.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18I don't know. That sounds really nice. Is it nice, Jane?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Yeah, very nice.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21Is it very strong?

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Well, you never know, from one bottle to the next.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26THEY ALL LAUGH

0:12:26 > 0:12:29How nice. Tomato wine. Listen, there you are. You're on 39.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Great low scoring there from Jane, which means 60 or less

0:12:32 > 0:12:36gets you into the next round. You have first pick of the board.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38I saw that word 'wine'

0:12:38 > 0:12:40so I think I'm going to have to go with that one.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44And I think the major Portuguese city situated on the Douro River,

0:12:44 > 0:12:48known for its fortified wine, could be Oporto.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Oporto says Frances. Oporto. Here is your red line,

0:12:51 > 0:12:53if you get below that with Oporto you're through to the next round.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Absolutely right.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Through you go.

0:13:03 > 0:13:0543.

0:13:05 > 0:13:0882 is your total. You're in the next round.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Oporto, or Porto as we know it over here,

0:13:11 > 0:13:13it's where Jose Mourinho started his rise to fame.

0:13:13 > 0:13:18Hmm. Thanks very much indeed. Now, sir, now, sir.

0:13:18 > 0:13:24Oh, it all gets very exciting here. Now, major European cities.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27You're on 300. We can't have 400.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31The 400 Club is thankfully a very select gathering of people.

0:13:33 > 0:13:38- This is terrible. - Oh, Sarah.- It is. It really is.

0:13:39 > 0:13:45I'm going to go with the Spanish city and say Madrid.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49The Spanish city where Gaudi's Sagrada Familia church is located.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Madrid. OK. Let's see if that's right.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53No red line for you as you're joint high scorers,

0:13:53 > 0:13:56but how many of our 100 people said Madrid? Is it right?

0:13:58 > 0:14:02No, I'm afraid it's not, Sarah. That is another 100 points.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Takes your total up to 200.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Yeah, sorry, Sarah. 400 Club. It is quite a rarity.- Mm.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Currently it's in a minibus but at some point,

0:14:10 > 0:14:12we're going to have to upgrade to a coach.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14I think. Cos there's a few more people...

0:14:14 > 0:14:17We're going to Lewes in Sussex to look at a charabanc,

0:14:17 > 0:14:19aren't we, at the weekend?

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Exactly. But there's still a couple of seats left.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24You know what, they're a nice bunch. They are a good bunch.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26- They are nice. - And select as well.- Very jolly.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28To be fair, we've given...

0:14:28 > 0:14:30There is a film question there, a sport question, a fashion

0:14:30 > 0:14:33question there, a booze question there - which Frances jumped upon.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36There's all sorts of different questions in there.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38But sorry none of them were up to snuff.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42Yeah, we should look into that. The up-to-snuffness.

0:14:42 > 0:14:47OK, now, Euan, welcome back. Welcome back.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49I have great news for you.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52In the form of telling you that you're in Round Two.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53There we are, isn't that good?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55- It's brilliant.- Brilliant. You're in Round Two.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Now then, it was Round Two for you last time, wasn't it?

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- It was Round Two. - That was your exit then.- Indeed.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04How are we feeling about these major European cities?

0:15:04 > 0:15:07When the category came up, I wasn't particularly delighted.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10And certainly, the first board would have been poor for me.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13I think Munich was probably the only one I would have had a shout at.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15This one looks more promising.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- There's quite a nice spread of stuff on there, isn't there?- Indeed.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21And again, it's knowing about other things,

0:15:21 > 0:15:24so knowing about football for the top one, which I'm 90% sure

0:15:24 > 0:15:28about, knowing about Mozart for the other one that I'm 90% sure about.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30But the one which I'm 100% sure about,

0:15:30 > 0:15:33which might not be as low as those other two,

0:15:33 > 0:15:37but I am 100% sure of it, is the Belgian city, which is Bruges.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42The Belgian city is Bruges. Let's see if that's right,

0:15:42 > 0:15:44and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Bruges.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47No red line for you because you're already through.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Absolutely right, of course, it was Bruges.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56It's a good answer. 19.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Takes your total up to 65.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Well played, Euan. Terrific film as well, In Bruges.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05It's really worth watching. Have you seen it?

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- I'm nodding. No, I haven't. - It's good.- In Bruges. Yeah.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Oh, I've never seen it.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11I must see it.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13It's good. Means 'bridge', Bruges.

0:16:13 > 0:16:18- 'Brugge,' which is how you say it if you're from Belgium.- Bridge.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Yeah. It's got a lot of canals, Bruges. It's a very beautiful city.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23It is beautiful. I haven't been.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24LAUGHTER

0:16:24 > 0:16:26But I have seen pictures of it.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Thank you very much indeed. Now, Paddy. Right, OK.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Our first major contest of the show.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Paddy, welcome to the show, obviously,

0:16:34 > 0:16:37this is just by way of preamble, to calm you down.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42Whew! Deep breath. So, up in Melrose?

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Yes.- But originally, you're from Newcastle?- That's right.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47When did you move up to the Borders?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50About 25 years ago, we moved up for a couple of years.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Been there ever since.- Couldn't leave. It's beautiful, Melrose.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55- Yeah.- What do you do in your spare time, Paddy?

0:16:55 > 0:16:59I still play football. Try to. Support Newcastle United.

0:16:59 > 0:17:04My wife and I like to go on two or three foreign holidays per annum.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Excellent. Well, foreign holidays.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09So foreign cities is surely a good category for you.

0:17:09 > 0:17:13Now then, there you are, you're on 100. You have to score 99 or less.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15That's not a big ask, I'm hoping, Paddy.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17But talk us through this board if you can.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21I think the Ukrainian football team is Shakhtar Donetsk.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24I think Mozart was born in Salzburg.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Don't know the Lombardy one.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28The Spanish city is Barcelona.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31And I think the Pope one is Krakow.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34But I'll go for the one I'm certain of, which is the first one.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36And say Shakhtar Donetsk.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Donetsk says Paddy. Let's see if that's right, and if it is,

0:17:38 > 0:17:41let's see how many people said it. You do get a red line.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43There it is, just below the pink one.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Let's see how many people said Donetsk.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52It's a great answer, Paddy. Sees you comfortably through.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56With plenty of points to spare. Look at that. 15.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Very well done. 115 is your total.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Well played, Paddy. We always say sport helps with geography.

0:18:03 > 0:18:04Yes, very good answer.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Famously beaten by Fulham, Shakhtar Donetsk, in the Europa League.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10I've got to stop going on about that. It was a long time ago now.

0:18:10 > 0:18:1115 points, so very good.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Now, you took us through the board very, very nicely there.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Uh, it is Salzburg.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Would have scored you 16 points.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21You were right about Barcelona as well.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25That would have scored you 33 points. You were right about Krakow.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28That would have scored 15 points.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30And... It's the Fashion Week,

0:18:30 > 0:18:32it really is the clue to the Lombardy one. It's...

0:18:32 > 0:18:34- Milan.- Milan, yeah.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36And would have scored 37 points.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Joint best answers there - Krakow and Donetsk.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40- You knew both of them. Well played. - Thanks very much, Richard.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42At the end of our first round,

0:18:42 > 0:18:46the pair who are heading home for the second time consecutively,

0:18:46 > 0:18:48with a high score of 200, I'm afraid it's Scott and Sarah.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50I am so sorry.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53I knew some on the second board, which is a shame.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Oh, dear. Well, listen, it always happens that way round.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58- Sarah, how were you on the first board?- Rubbish.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00LAUGHTER

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Sorry we have to say goodbye, Sarah and Scott,

0:19:02 > 0:19:04but it's been great having you, albeit brief.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07But thanks very much for coming to play with us. Sarah and Scott.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09APPLAUSE

0:19:09 > 0:19:12For the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20And so, the tumble of a column, we are down to three pairs.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22What about that? And at the end of this round,

0:19:22 > 0:19:24we'll be down to two pairs.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two...

0:19:27 > 0:19:30is Music. It's Music.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second?

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:19:40 > 0:19:45We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many of the world's

0:19:45 > 0:19:49highest-paid musicians of 2013 as they could.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53Highest-paid musicians of 2013. Richard.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55We're looking for the name of any individual or band

0:19:55 > 0:19:57who are mentioned on Forbes magazine's

0:19:57 > 0:19:59highest-paid musicians of the year for 2013.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02It covers the period of halfway through 2012 to 2013

0:20:02 > 0:20:05based on ticket sales, royalties, all that sort of thing.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Everyone. It's all living acts as well - bands and...

0:20:08 > 0:20:10bands and individuals who are still going.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14So any band or individual who are on the list of the world's

0:20:14 > 0:20:16highest-earning musicians.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17Thanks very much indeed. Now, Jo...

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Jo, just always tough

0:20:21 > 0:20:23when you get one of these sorts of questions

0:20:23 > 0:20:26and you're the first one out of the traps.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28I can't think of anything obscure,

0:20:28 > 0:20:30so I'm going to go for something obvious.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Um...Katy Perry.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Katy Perry. Let's see if it's right.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Katy Perry - how many people said it if it is?

0:20:38 > 0:20:40It's right, very well done.

0:20:45 > 0:20:468.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49- APPLAUSE - Good start, Jo. Well done.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54Ooh, it's 23rd on the list. She earned 39 million.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59We should dust down our synth act.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00HE LAUGHS We should do.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Some serious money, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:21:02 > 0:21:06She had a concert film and all sorts. Does lots of private gigs, too.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Oh, bet she does, yeah.

0:21:08 > 0:21:09Nice.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Thanks very much indeed. Now, Euan.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16Um, well, there's a few names that spring to mind.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19There's one name which...who seemed to be involved in every single

0:21:19 > 0:21:23single I heard last year, so if he's not on the list,

0:21:23 > 0:21:25frankly his accountant is doing a really bad job.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27So I'm going to say Pharrell Williams.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Pharrell Williams, let's see if it's right.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37Ooh! You're right. His accountant is doing a shocking job.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41I'm afraid he's not on that list. 100 points for you.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Yeah, sold a lot of records but maybe not the touring and stuff,

0:21:44 > 0:21:47so not quite up there, I'm afraid. Must have earned a lot, though.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Um, Frances.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53Frances, we come to you.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58I'm not very good at this, but I'll give it a go.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01I think I've heard of a group called, um, Coldplay.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Coldplay, says Frances. Let's see if that's right.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Sounds good to me, but let's see, are they on that list? Coldplay.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13They are on the list. Well done, Frances.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20- 5.- Yes!

0:22:20 > 0:22:22- There we go. Well done. - APPLAUSE

0:22:24 > 0:22:25Fifth on the list.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28In fact, they earned 64 million in one year.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Mind you, there's four of them, so, you know, 16 million each.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33By the time they've shared, it's really...

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Yeah, then you've got to pay tax.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37- Yeah.- You know, and then there's...

0:22:37 > 0:22:39They've got to buy like drumsticks and stuff.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42- They're not cheap...- They're not. - ..drumsticks.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Chris Martin's got a couple of kids, too, and they're not cheap, are they?

0:22:45 > 0:22:46So, you know, before you know it...

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Before you know it, it's...yeah. It's all gone.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52- Still looking at the statements at the end of the month.- Yeah.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Thanks very much. We're halfway through the round.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Let's see those scores. 5, the best score of that pass.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Well done, Frances. Puts you and Jane in a very strong position.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01Then up to 8 where we find Jo and Paddy.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Again, I think probably safe and sound,

0:23:04 > 0:23:07because we then go up to 100, where we find Euan and Lindsay.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Lindsay, it could happen again, though.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13There could be another 100 scored. Let's make sure it's not yours.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15A lovely low score from you might keep you in the game,

0:23:15 > 0:23:17so best of luck. We'll come back down the line now.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:23:22 > 0:23:25So, remember, we're looking for the name of any artist or group

0:23:25 > 0:23:27whose name appears on the Forbes list

0:23:27 > 0:23:30of 2013's highest-paid musicians. Jane.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Uh, well, Frances stole the one I was going to do.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36So I'll have to say...

0:23:36 > 0:23:3994 or less gets you through.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41The Rolling Stones.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43The Rolling Stones, says Jane. The Rolling Stones.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Let's see if the Rolling Stones are up there and how much they scored.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47There's your red line.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52You're right, very well done. And you're through.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54It's going to be...

0:23:56 > 0:23:58- 15!- Ooh, well done. - APPLAUSE

0:23:59 > 0:24:0215 takes your total up to 20. Well done.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05It's another good answer. In fact, they were tied with Katy Perry.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07- Very good. Now then, Lindsay. Lindsay.- Yes.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Now, you know what we need.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11I've got a few answers but, as you say,

0:24:11 > 0:24:14it's finding the one that's the lowest scoring.

0:24:14 > 0:24:19I think, on balance, the one I'm going to go for is Jay Z.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Jay Z, says Lindsay. Let's see if Jay Z is right.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23No red line for you as you're the high scorers.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25But how many people said Jay Z if it is right?

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Good answer, Lindsay.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34Now, we just have to hope this goes a long way down the column.

0:24:34 > 0:24:3511.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41I'm afraid not low enough to keep you in the game. 111 is your total.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43It's a valiant try, though. Very well played.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Yeah, he earned 42 million.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48He's got... He promotes champagne and cognac.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50He's got all sorts of promotional deals.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52He's dropped the hyphen, though, from his name.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55I didn't know that.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Yeah, he was originally Jay-Z, now he's just Jay Z.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Now he's just "JayZ."

0:24:59 > 0:25:00- Yeah.- Jay Z, wow.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04I imagine the costs for that...the cost implications must be colossal.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Well, that's why he did it, to save on printing.

0:25:07 > 0:25:08- AUDIENCE LAUGHS - Yeah.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12- That's where a lot of the 42 million has come from.- Um, OK.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Now then, Paddy, good news, you're in the head-to-head.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18And here's fun, you can give us an answer,

0:25:18 > 0:25:19maybe a nice low-scoring one.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Maybe there's a pointless answer out there. I...probably not,

0:25:22 > 0:25:24but there'll be a nice low-scoring one.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Jo scored eight, can you do better than that?

0:25:27 > 0:25:30I doubt it very much but, I suspect, if he was touring,

0:25:30 > 0:25:33he would have made a fortune, so I'll go for Robbie Williams.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Robbie Williams, says Paddy. Let's see if Robbie Williams is right.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38No red line for you as you're already through.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Ooh. I'm afraid not on that list.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45You're through anyway, but that scores you 100 points.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Takes your total up to 108. - Yeah, no Robbie Williams, I'm afraid.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50There's some unusual names on the list,

0:25:50 > 0:25:53but let's take a look at the pointless answers first.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Jennifer Lopez would earn a pointless answer.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Kenny Chesney, an American country singer, would be a pointless answer.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Muse were pointless. They were big high earners.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Roger Waters from Pink Floyd.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07Tiesto, the Dutch DJ, and Toby Keith, another American country singer.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10He was the fourth highest-earning musician in that year.

0:26:10 > 0:26:14Here's the top three. You'd have got 31 for Lady Gaga.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18Paul McCartney - 39, he's still raking it in,

0:26:18 > 0:26:20and Beyonce - 45, right at the top there.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23So, Beyonce and Jay Z together, goodness me.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25- Tell you what we should do. - What's that?

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Should we ditch the synth double act

0:26:27 > 0:26:28and maybe we should learn the guitar.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31- Become an American country singer? - Get a couple of big hats...

0:26:32 > 0:26:35What I might do is marry Beyonce.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37ALL LAUGH

0:26:38 > 0:26:41- That'd be good, wouldn't it?- Yeah. You know, it...it could...

0:26:41 > 0:26:43You never know, people split up, don't they?

0:26:43 > 0:26:44I don't want to split them up.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48I'd love it if they were happy. They got kids and all that, that's nice.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51But, were they to split up, I would throw my hat into the ring.

0:26:51 > 0:26:52CHUCKLING

0:26:52 > 0:26:54What, the big one that we were going to buy for our...?

0:26:56 > 0:26:57Excellent. Thanks very much, Richard.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00At the end of our second round, the pair who are heading home,

0:27:00 > 0:27:03I'm afraid, it's Lindsay and Euan on your second appearance.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Second time in Round Two as well, I'm so sorry.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07It's been great having you on the show.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Sorry we have to say goodbye to you so soon

0:27:09 > 0:27:11but, Lindsay and Euan, great contestants.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14APPLAUSE

0:27:14 > 0:27:16But, for Frances and Jane and Jo and Paddy,

0:27:16 > 0:27:18it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Congratulations, Frances and Jane, Jo and Paddy.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27You are now one step closer to the final and the chance

0:27:27 > 0:27:30to play for our jackpot, which currently stands at £2,000.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32APPLAUSE

0:27:33 > 0:27:35So, this is the point where we decide who gets to play

0:27:35 > 0:27:38for that money, and we do that by putting you both head-to-head.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42This time you can confer before you give your answers,

0:27:42 > 0:27:44and the first pair to win two questions

0:27:44 > 0:27:45will be playing for that jackpot.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47We will see what happens. It's very exciting.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57OK. Here comes your first question. And it concerns...

0:27:58 > 0:28:01..People Born In 1964.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03People Born In 1964, Richard.

0:28:03 > 0:28:07Yeah, we'll show you five pictures now of people who turned 50 in 2014.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Can you tell us the most obscure of these, please?

0:28:09 > 0:28:10Thanks very much indeed.

0:28:10 > 0:28:14Let's reveal our five 50-year-olds. And here they are.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39There we are. Five people born in 1964.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42Frances and Jane, you've scored the lowest throughout the show

0:28:42 > 0:28:44so far, so you will go first.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48- BOTH CONFER IN WHISPERS: - I think D is Keira Knightley.

0:28:48 > 0:28:49I think.

0:28:49 > 0:28:51- I don't think it is.- It is.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54I don't know the others. Do you?

0:28:54 > 0:28:57No, I don't know E and I don't know C.

0:28:58 > 0:29:01We don't know who C is, we don't know who E is,

0:29:01 > 0:29:03but we're going to go for D down the bottom there,

0:29:03 > 0:29:05and we think it's Keira Knightley.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09D - Keira Knightley, say Frances and Jane.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12Now then, Jo and Paddy, the board is all yours.

0:29:12 > 0:29:13Talk us through the board.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15Do all your thinking out loud if you like.

0:29:15 > 0:29:19Well, I'm pretty sure that D is not Keira Knightley.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21So I think... Well, do you want to go through who the rest are?

0:29:21 > 0:29:22Do you know any of them?

0:29:22 > 0:29:26B is Keanu Reeves, A is Michelle Obama.

0:29:28 > 0:29:29- Um...- I don't know the other two.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31- We'll go...- Keanu Reeves cos we know that's right.

0:29:31 > 0:29:34- We'll go B, Keanu Reeves. - B, Keanu Reeves.

0:29:34 > 0:29:37OK, so we have Keira Knightley and Keanu Reeves.

0:29:37 > 0:29:40Frances and Jane said Keira Knightley for D.

0:29:40 > 0:29:41Let's see if it's right and, if so,

0:29:41 > 0:29:43let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47Nooo, I'm afraid that's not right.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50Which means, Jo and Paddy, you merely have to be correct

0:29:50 > 0:29:53when you say that B is Keanu Reeves and you've won this point.

0:29:55 > 0:29:57Yeah, of course, that's right.

0:29:59 > 0:30:0049 people knew that.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02APPLAUSE

0:30:02 > 0:30:04But the main thing is it was right,

0:30:04 > 0:30:06which means, after one question, Jo and Paddy, you are up 1-0.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09Frances and Jane, we did say we were looking for 50-year-olds.

0:30:09 > 0:30:10THEY LAUGH

0:30:10 > 0:30:13I have to say, if we weren't given that information...

0:30:13 > 0:30:15- It looks like her. - It looks incredibly like her.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18But, yeah, she was born in 1985, Keira Knightley, so...

0:30:18 > 0:30:20LAUGHTER ..she won't thank you for it.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22She'll be losing cosmetics contracts all over the place now.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24Sorry about that, Keira.

0:30:24 > 0:30:27It's actually - and she does look amazing - Yasmin Le Bon.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29- Hmm.- Would have scored you 3 points.

0:30:31 > 0:30:32A is Michelle Obama.

0:30:32 > 0:30:36Big scorer, though. She would have scored you 74.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38C is Courtney Love.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41Would have scored you 13. Do you know E?

0:30:41 > 0:30:44It's one of the voices behind The Simpsons and many others.

0:30:44 > 0:30:46- Oh, it's Hank Azaria! - Hank Azaria, yes.

0:30:46 > 0:30:49Would have scored you 4 points. Terrific answer if you got that.

0:30:49 > 0:30:52I was... I was thinking he was a celebrity chef or something.

0:30:52 > 0:30:54I was going completely the wrong direction.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Yeah, he's Mo, isn't he?

0:30:56 > 0:30:59He is Mo. He plays lots and lots of characters in The Simpsons.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02Fabulous. Thanks very much indeed. Here comes your second question.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04Frances and Jane, you have to win to stay in the game,

0:31:04 > 0:31:05so best of luck with that.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07It concerns...

0:31:07 > 0:31:08The Isle Of Man.

0:31:10 > 0:31:11The Isle Of Man. Richard.

0:31:11 > 0:31:14Going to show you five clues now to facts about the Isle Of Man

0:31:14 > 0:31:16or things and people associated with it.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18Can you give us the most obscure answer, please?

0:31:18 > 0:31:21OK, let's reveal our five clues. And here they come.

0:31:21 > 0:31:23We've got...

0:31:39 > 0:31:42I'll read those all one last time.

0:32:00 > 0:32:03So, there you are, five clues to facts about the Isle Of Man.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05Jo and Paddy will go first.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07- WHISPERS:- Which ones do you know?

0:32:07 > 0:32:13- I don't know. You pick. - I know two or three, I think.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16But we'll go for the capital of the island, which is Douglas.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19Douglas, say Jo and Paddy. Douglas, the capital.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21Now, Frances and Jane,

0:32:21 > 0:32:23do you want to talk us through the rest of the board,

0:32:23 > 0:32:25see what you can fill in?

0:32:25 > 0:32:26Not really.

0:32:26 > 0:32:29The motorcycle races are TT Races.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32The bottom one is a Manx cat.

0:32:34 > 0:32:37- (The cyclist.) - The cyclist I'm not sure of.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41And the island could be Lundy but I'm not sure of that either.

0:32:41 > 0:32:42So we'll go for...

0:32:43 > 0:32:45- Manx cat.- The Manx cat.

0:32:45 > 0:32:49OK, you're going to say Manx. So we have Douglas versus Manx.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51Jo and Paddy said Douglas. Let's see if that's right.

0:32:51 > 0:32:54Let's see how many people said Douglas was the capital.

0:32:55 > 0:32:56It's right.

0:33:01 > 0:33:0237.

0:33:04 > 0:33:0637 got that.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08Frances and Jane, meanwhile, are saying that Manx

0:33:08 > 0:33:11is the breed of cat and the language spoken on the island.

0:33:15 > 0:33:16It's right.

0:33:16 > 0:33:17- Ooh.- AUDIENCE:- Ah.

0:33:17 > 0:33:2071. I'm sorry, Frances and Jane, that's a high score.

0:33:20 > 0:33:23Which means, Jo and Paddy, after only two questions,

0:33:23 > 0:33:25you are through to the final. 2-0.

0:33:25 > 0:33:28Yeah, sorry, Frances and Jane, but very well played, Jo and Paddy.

0:33:28 > 0:33:29Let's fill in the rest of this board.

0:33:29 > 0:33:32The motorcycle race - it was the TT, or the Tourist Trophy.

0:33:32 > 0:33:34Would have scored 60 points, though.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37The best answer is the island just off the south-west coast

0:33:37 > 0:33:39which is the Calf Of Man.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42Very well done if you said that. 4 points. And the cyclist...

0:33:42 > 0:33:44If you had to have a guess?

0:33:44 > 0:33:45- BOTH:- Bradley Wiggins.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47It's Mark Cavendish.

0:33:47 > 0:33:50Mark Cavendish, the sprinter, would have scored you 9 points.

0:33:51 > 0:33:53Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:33:53 > 0:33:55The pair leaving us at the end

0:33:55 > 0:33:58of the head-to-head round, I'm afraid, Frances and Jane.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00Stunning low scores all the way through the whole show,

0:34:00 > 0:34:02until you get to the head-to-head round.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04THEY LAUGH

0:34:04 > 0:34:05Keira Knightley wrong-footed you there,

0:34:05 > 0:34:09dressing up like she did as Yasmin Le Bon.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12We look forward to seeing you next time, Frances and Jane.

0:34:12 > 0:34:14- Thanks for playing. Great contestants.- Thank you.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16- Well done.- Good luck.

0:34:17 > 0:34:19For Jo and Paddy, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:34:23 > 0:34:24Congratulations, Jo and Paddy.

0:34:24 > 0:34:26You've seen off all the competition

0:34:26 > 0:34:28and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36You have the chance to win our Pointless jackpot and,

0:34:36 > 0:34:40at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,000.

0:34:40 > 0:34:41APPLAUSE

0:34:43 > 0:34:45So, Paddy, at the beginning of the show when Jo said Copenhagen

0:34:45 > 0:34:49and it was on 100, did you think... well, that's it?

0:34:50 > 0:34:54No, I thought there may be a chance cos I thought those city questions

0:34:54 > 0:34:57weren't altogether too easy.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59But we did get away with that, to be fair.

0:34:59 > 0:35:00Well, you did very well. You did very well.

0:35:00 > 0:35:03And Jo, likewise, you helped your dad out in Round Two.

0:35:03 > 0:35:08- And then 2-0 in the head-to-head against our low-scoring pair.- Yeah.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10Well, as always, you get to choose your category from the four

0:35:10 > 0:35:14we put up on the board for you. Let's see what those four are.

0:35:14 > 0:35:18We've got 1950s Jazz Albums, Modern Female Novelists,

0:35:18 > 0:35:21New Zealand, Manchester United Teams.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26Well, it's going to have to be the bottom one for you, isn't it?

0:35:26 > 0:35:28I'll not be able to contribute to all the...

0:35:28 > 0:35:30- I support Newcastle. - SHE LAUGHS

0:35:30 > 0:35:33But you watch football.

0:35:33 > 0:35:36- Oh, OK.- Well, there's just no other option, is there, really?

0:35:36 > 0:35:37Manchester United Teams.

0:35:37 > 0:35:40All right. Manchester United Teams it is. Rich?

0:35:40 > 0:35:42I'll enjoy watching a Newcastle United fan not want to

0:35:42 > 0:35:45pretend he knows anything about Manchester United.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48Got three different options for you. I hope one of these suits you.

0:35:48 > 0:35:52We are looking for anybody who played on the Man United team

0:35:52 > 0:35:54in the European Cup final against Benfica,

0:35:54 > 0:35:56so anyone on that team, including subs who came on.

0:35:56 > 0:35:59We are looking for anyone who was in the greatest youth team of all time

0:35:59 > 0:36:02probably, who won the 1992 FA Youth Cup final.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05Anyone who played in the second leg of that game against Palace.

0:36:05 > 0:36:08Or we are looking for anyone who was in the Man United team

0:36:08 > 0:36:11who won the European Cup Winners' Cup final against Barcelona.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14So, the 1968 European Cup final team,

0:36:14 > 0:36:16that class of '92 FA Cup Youth team,

0:36:16 > 0:36:19or the European Cup Winners' in 1991.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22Anyone who played at any point of those games, please.

0:36:22 > 0:36:24OK. Now, as always, you've got up to one minute

0:36:24 > 0:36:25to come up with three answers.

0:36:25 > 0:36:29All you need to win that jackpot is for just one of those answers

0:36:29 > 0:36:31to be pointless. Are you ready?

0:36:31 > 0:36:32- BOTH:- Yes.

0:36:32 > 0:36:34OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.

0:36:34 > 0:36:36Your time starts now.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39- Ahh.- What do you think?

0:36:39 > 0:36:42Well, Bobby Charlton and George Best scored in the final.

0:36:42 > 0:36:44- Well, they're obvious, aren't they? - Yeah.

0:36:44 > 0:36:47- Goalkeeper was Alex Stepney. I think...- What about him, then?

0:36:47 > 0:36:50- I've never heard of him.- ..Bill Foulkes maybe played centre half.

0:36:50 > 0:36:51I've never heard of him.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54Cup Winners' Cup - Mark Hughes scored the winner.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56Bryan Robson played - he's too well known.

0:36:57 > 0:36:58The Youth Cup team,

0:36:58 > 0:37:03I presume, must have been that kind of golden age of Beckham, Giggs.

0:37:03 > 0:37:04I wonder if Nicky Butt played for them.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08Who do you want to go for out of all of those names you just said?

0:37:08 > 0:37:10None mean anything to me.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12Trying to think of who else that wasn't famous

0:37:12 > 0:37:13played in the European Cup final.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Oh... 20 seconds.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19The names that I don't recognise are good,

0:37:19 > 0:37:20cos then it means it's not obvious.

0:37:20 > 0:37:23- Bill Foulkes.- I've never heard of him.- Alex Stepney was a goalkeeper.

0:37:23 > 0:37:26- Mm-hm.- And we'll go for Nicky Butt. - Ten seconds left.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28Are you happy with those, or can you think of anything else?

0:37:31 > 0:37:33No, we'll go for that.

0:37:34 > 0:37:36- OK, you've got your three answers. - Yes.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39Well, there is your minute up. I'm afraid that's it.

0:37:39 > 0:37:42I now need to hear what those three answers are.

0:37:42 > 0:37:43From the top...

0:37:43 > 0:37:48European Cup final team, we'll go for Alex Stepney and Bill Foulkes.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Alex Stepney, Bill Foulkes.

0:37:50 > 0:37:51And from the bottom one...

0:37:51 > 0:37:56Sorry, from the middle one, the youth team, we'll go for Nicky Butt.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58And Nicky Butt. Now, of those three,

0:37:58 > 0:38:01which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:01 > 0:38:04If he played - Bill Foulkes.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07Bill Foulkes, OK. We'll put Bill Foulkes last.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09Which should we put first? Your least likely to be pointless?

0:38:09 > 0:38:11- Um...- I've heard of Nicky Butt.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13Nicky Butt cos he played until recently.

0:38:13 > 0:38:14OK, we'll put Nicky Butt first.

0:38:14 > 0:38:18OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order. And here they come.

0:38:18 > 0:38:22We have got Nicky Butt, Alex Stepney and Bill Foulkes.

0:38:23 > 0:38:24OK. Well, very, very best of luck.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28Let's hope one of these is pointless.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30If one of these is pointless, you'll win £2,000.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33What would you be doing with that, Jo?

0:38:33 > 0:38:35Well, I recently bought my first house, so there's a few

0:38:35 > 0:38:38little bits and pieces need doing on it, probably go on that.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Excellent. Paddy, how about you?

0:38:40 > 0:38:42Well, my wife and I are due to celebrate our 60th birthdays

0:38:42 > 0:38:43in the next few weeks,

0:38:43 > 0:38:46so I think we'll just put it towards a hoolie.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48Excellent. Well, best of luck.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Let's hope one of these answers at least

0:38:50 > 0:38:52brings that money home for you.

0:38:52 > 0:38:53Your first answer was Nicky Butt,

0:38:53 > 0:38:56the one you thought was probably least likely to be pointless.

0:38:56 > 0:39:00In this instance, we were looking for 1992 FA Youth Cup final.

0:39:00 > 0:39:03Let's see if Nicky Butt played for Manchester United in that team.

0:39:03 > 0:39:06If it's right and if it's pointless, it will win you £2,000.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13It is right. That was the first thing it had to be.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15The next thing it has to be is pointless.

0:39:15 > 0:39:18So, if Nicky Butt takes us down, as he is doing through the 20s

0:39:18 > 0:39:19and the teens, to 0, you...

0:39:19 > 0:39:21Oh!

0:39:21 > 0:39:2210.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24APPLAUSE

0:39:24 > 0:39:2510, good answer.

0:39:27 > 0:39:29Good score. Sadly, not a pointless score.

0:39:29 > 0:39:31We're only interested in pointless scores.

0:39:31 > 0:39:35So only two more chances to win today's jackpot. Alex Stepney...

0:39:36 > 0:39:39..was your next answer. In this case, we're looking for

0:39:39 > 0:39:42players in the 1968 European Cup final.

0:39:42 > 0:39:46So let's find out, for £2,000, how many people said Alex Stepney.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51It's right.

0:39:51 > 0:39:54Well, Nicky Butt was right and he took us all the way down to 10.

0:39:54 > 0:39:56Alex Stepney now taking us down through the 20s

0:39:56 > 0:39:59and the teens, into single figures, still going down...

0:39:59 > 0:40:01- 5. - APPLAUSE

0:40:01 > 0:40:05We've halved the score. OK.

0:40:05 > 0:40:08Everything is now riding on your third and final answer,

0:40:08 > 0:40:09which is Bill Foulkes.

0:40:11 > 0:40:13Are you confident in Bill Foulkes?

0:40:13 > 0:40:16- Not now. - THEY LAUGH

0:40:16 > 0:40:17Let's find out.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20This was the answer you thought was your best shot at a pointless.

0:40:20 > 0:40:23So, if it is right and if it is pointless, you will win £2,000.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25Let's find out if Bill Foulkes

0:40:25 > 0:40:28played in the 1968 European Cup final.

0:40:32 > 0:40:34It's also right. We had three correct answers.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36Your first, Nicky Butt, took us down to 10.

0:40:36 > 0:40:39Your second, Alex Stepney, took us down to 5.

0:40:39 > 0:40:41Bill Foulkes taking us into single figures. Down it goes...

0:40:41 > 0:40:44Oh, 1! Oh, no.

0:40:44 > 0:40:45APPLAUSE

0:40:45 > 0:40:47Oh, that is cruel.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51Oh, well.

0:40:51 > 0:40:531. Well, you ordered that absolutely exceptionally.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56Nothing wrong with the order you put them in. I am so sorry.

0:40:56 > 0:40:58Just think, if they'd all just gone down 1 -

0:40:58 > 0:41:009, 4 and pointless would have been lovely.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03I bet it was the same person who knew them all.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05Um, unfortunately, I'm so sorry.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08Three excellent answers, but none of them pointless

0:41:08 > 0:41:11which means, I'm afraid, you don't win today's jackpot of £2,000.

0:41:11 > 0:41:12That will roll over onto the next show.

0:41:12 > 0:41:15But you've been fantastic all the way through the show.

0:41:15 > 0:41:16It's been lovely to have you.

0:41:16 > 0:41:19Sorry it's only one appearance for you, but it's been superb.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21You get to take home a Pointless trophy for all your hard work,

0:41:21 > 0:41:24- so well done.- Thank you. - APPLAUSE

0:41:27 > 0:41:29- Oh, Richard.- Yeah, that's unlucky.

0:41:29 > 0:41:32We've given away a lot of jackpots recently, so it's...

0:41:32 > 0:41:34Stopping at 1, we haven't seen that for a while.

0:41:34 > 0:41:37It's quite surprising when it happens. Really, really unlucky.

0:41:37 > 0:41:38There's only three pointless answers

0:41:38 > 0:41:41on that 1968 European Cup winning team.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43Let's look at them. You'll recognise a couple of them at least.

0:41:43 > 0:41:46Paddy Crerand would have won you the money.

0:41:46 > 0:41:48Shay Brennan, also Tony Dunne.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50Other answers. Bill Foulkes, as you know, got 1,

0:41:50 > 0:41:53John Aston and David Sadler also got 1. Brian Kidd, too.

0:41:53 > 0:41:56We've seen Alex Stepney there, and then Nobby Stiles - 6.

0:41:56 > 0:42:00And two big scorers at the top - Best with 34 and Charlton got 36.

0:42:00 > 0:42:05Now, this amazing '92 youth team, here's some of the pointless answers.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08Chris Casper, who went on and had a pretty decent career. George Switzer.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11Keith Gillespie had a terrific career as well,

0:42:11 > 0:42:12away from Man United.

0:42:12 > 0:42:14Simon Davies - not the Simon Davies who went to Fulham,

0:42:14 > 0:42:15different Simon Davies.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18But in that team, you have Beckham who scored 33 points,

0:42:18 > 0:42:21you had Giggs who scored 22, Gary Neville - 17.

0:42:21 > 0:42:23And there's a couple of 1-pointers as well.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25I know some Man United fans would have got these.

0:42:25 > 0:42:28Ben Thornley would have scored you 1, John O'Kane would have scored you 1.

0:42:28 > 0:42:31Also, famously, Robbie Savage was in that Man United team.

0:42:31 > 0:42:33He would have scored you 1 point as well. Well done if you said that.

0:42:33 > 0:42:36Well, not that well done - it didn't hit the jackpot,

0:42:36 > 0:42:37but you know what I mean, it's a good answer.

0:42:37 > 0:42:41And the 1991 European Cup Winners' team, Clayton Blackmore

0:42:41 > 0:42:43was a pointless answer, and Les Sealey, the goalie,

0:42:43 > 0:42:44also a pointless answer.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47I think you mentioned Mark Hughes. He would have scored you 11 points.

0:42:47 > 0:42:49Well done to anyone who got any of those at home.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51And tough luck in the studio. 1 point is...

0:42:51 > 0:42:55You know, it's a great answer, but no money, I'm afraid.

0:42:56 > 0:42:59Well, unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Jo and Paddy.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01You've been fabulous on the show. We've loved having you here.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03Thank you so much for playing. Jo and Paddy.

0:43:03 > 0:43:06APPLAUSE

0:43:06 > 0:43:08Well, sadly, Jo and Paddy didn't win our jackpot today,

0:43:08 > 0:43:10which means it rolls over onto the next show

0:43:10 > 0:43:13when we will be playing for £3,000.

0:43:13 > 0:43:14APPLAUSE

0:43:14 > 0:43:16Join us again to see if someone can win it.

0:43:16 > 0:43:18- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:18 > 0:43:20And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22APPLAUSE