Episode 27

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0:00:19 > 0:00:21Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:23 > 0:00:25the show where we are always striving to find

0:00:25 > 0:00:27the most obscure answers.

0:00:27 > 0:00:28Let's meet today's players.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34And couple number one.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36I'm Mike, I live in Bath.

0:00:36 > 0:00:37And this is my sister, Sally,

0:00:37 > 0:00:39who lives near Peterborough.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Couple number two.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42I'm Lesley and this is my friend, Sharon,

0:00:42 > 0:00:43and we're also from Bath.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Couple number three.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Hello, I'm Glyn. This is my best mate, Andy.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48And we're both from Bognor Regis.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49And couple number four.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Hello, I'm Denise and this is my daughter, Fiona,

0:00:52 > 0:00:53and we're from Oldham.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57- And these are today's contestants. - APPLAUSE

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Thanks very much,

0:00:58 > 0:01:01we'll find out more about each of you throughout the show.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05The Optimus Prime of facts,

0:01:05 > 0:01:07transforming the way our contestants think.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08And blowing up a lot of stuff

0:01:08 > 0:01:09in the process.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10It's my Pointless friend,

0:01:10 > 0:01:11it's Richard.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Hiya.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Hiya.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18- Good afternoon.- Good afternoon.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Slash early evening.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Yeah, that.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21- How are you?- Good.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23I'm really well, thank you.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Excellent.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26We've got one returning pair from last time,

0:01:26 > 0:01:27on podium four now, Fiona and Denise.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29They were on podium one last time, podium four now.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Got through to Round Two.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Fiona did terrifically,

0:01:32 > 0:01:34her mum let her down slightly.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Only slightly.- But she had it in the tank, Denise had it.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38She had a good answer, didn't she?

0:01:38 > 0:01:41She had a good answer but remembered it far too late, unfortunately.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44That's the perils of the first podium to answer, always.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45But podium four, she should be amazing.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47She's going to be a knockout there.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Plenty of thinking time there, surely.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Should be a great show,

0:01:50 > 0:01:51we had the two Marks yesterday,

0:01:51 > 0:01:53who cut a swathe through the whole show.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55They were unbelievably good throughout every round

0:01:55 > 0:01:57until the jackpot, and then they were -

0:01:57 > 0:01:59you'll be glad to hear -

0:01:59 > 0:02:00they were less impressive

0:02:00 > 0:02:01in the jackpot.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Um, well, thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05All our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people

0:02:05 > 0:02:07before the show,

0:02:07 > 0:02:08our contestants are looking for

0:02:08 > 0:02:10the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer -

0:02:12 > 0:02:14an answer that none of our 100 people gave.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15And each time that happens,

0:02:15 > 0:02:17we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Well, the Marks T and S

0:02:18 > 0:02:20didn't win the jackpot last time,

0:02:20 > 0:02:21so we add another £1,000 to that.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22So today's jackpot

0:02:22 > 0:02:25starts off at £2,500.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Right, if everyone's ready,

0:02:29 > 0:02:31let's play Pointless.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Just one thing for you to remember

0:02:36 > 0:02:37and that is that the pair

0:02:37 > 0:02:39with the highest score at the end of each round

0:02:39 > 0:02:41will be eliminated.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Our first category today is...

0:02:48 > 0:02:49TV Sci Fi.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Can you all decide in your pairs

0:02:50 > 0:02:51who's going to go first.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Lesley looking so unimpressed!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56And whoever's going first,

0:02:56 > 0:02:58please step up to the podium.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01OK, let's find out

0:03:01 > 0:03:03what the question is. Here it comes.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04We gave 100 people

0:03:04 > 0:03:07100 seconds to name as many actors

0:03:07 > 0:03:10in Doctor Who Christmas specials

0:03:10 > 0:03:11as they could.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Actors in Doctor Who Christmas specials.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Richard.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Yeah, it's now, a tradition for BBC One

0:03:17 > 0:03:19to have a Doctor Who Christmas special, on Christmas Day.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20We're looking for anyone

0:03:20 > 0:03:21who has been credited

0:03:21 > 0:03:23with performing in one of those

0:03:23 > 0:03:26between 2005 and 2013.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27Name any actor

0:03:27 > 0:03:28who has appeared in any of those

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Doctor Who Christmas specials, please,

0:03:30 > 0:03:32according to IMDB.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Thanks very much indeed.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Sally, warm welcome.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Thank you.- Great to have you here.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39- What do you do, Sally?- Thank you.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41I'm a group fitness instructor.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43I teach exercise classes,

0:03:43 > 0:03:45a variety of exercise classes,

0:03:45 > 0:03:48in the community and at a local gym.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Good, so, what's your favourite exercise class?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Ooh, um, I teach...

0:03:52 > 0:03:53- Is it a 'dance-a-cise'?- No.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54A 'jazz-aerobics'?

0:03:54 > 0:03:55It used to be

0:03:55 > 0:03:56a lot of jumping around.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58These days, it's more

0:03:58 > 0:03:59freestyle fitness yoga

0:03:59 > 0:04:00and fitness Pilates.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01I see, OK.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04And what do you like doing when you're not doing that?

0:04:04 > 0:04:05I'm a keen gardener

0:04:05 > 0:04:06and an allotmenteer.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Oh, you're an allotmenteer?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- An allotmenteer, yes.- Wow.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10We have an allotment,

0:04:10 > 0:04:11my husband and I.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13I like 'allotmenteering'.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15That's the first time I've heard that, allotmenteer.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Allotmenteer, yeah. - Well, perfect, good, good.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19I play a bit of golf,

0:04:19 > 0:04:21like reading, love the mountains,

0:04:21 > 0:04:23so I go skiing and, um,

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- trekking.- Excellent. - ..in far away places, if I can.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27I imagine, with all that fitness,

0:04:27 > 0:04:28you must be, A - super fit,

0:04:28 > 0:04:29but skiing's got to be a doddle for you.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Well, I wish,

0:04:31 > 0:04:32but it's perhaps a bit easier

0:04:32 > 0:04:34for me than some others.

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Now then, Sally,

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Doctor Who.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37I have never watched

0:04:37 > 0:04:39a Doctor Who Christmas special.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41So this is a really bad category

0:04:41 > 0:04:43for me.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45So I will just go with

0:04:45 > 0:04:48somebody I know is Doctor Who,

0:04:48 > 0:04:51which is Richard Tennant.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53"Richard Tennant," says Sally.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Let's see if that's right, and if it is,

0:04:54 > 0:04:58let's see how many of our 100 people said Richard Tennant.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Ooh, I'm sorry, Sally.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Scores you the maximum

0:05:04 > 0:05:05of 100 points, I'm sorry.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07OK.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Yeah, sorry, that sound you're hearing

0:05:08 > 0:05:09is millions of Whovians

0:05:09 > 0:05:13screaming at their television set now, I'm afraid. He's... LAUGHTER

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Yeah, not Doctor Who, Richard Tennant.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Now, Sharon.

0:05:18 > 0:05:19Welcome to the show,

0:05:19 > 0:05:21- good to have you here. From Bath?- Yes.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22What do you do Sharon?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24I'm a carer for my elderly parents.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27And what do you do...? Does that give you much time off?

0:05:27 > 0:05:28I imagine that's fairly full-time?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30It's fairly full-time because

0:05:30 > 0:05:32- they're very elderly.- Yes.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33But I have two dogs

0:05:33 > 0:05:36and other than that, really, I don't get a lot of chance

0:05:36 > 0:05:37to do anything.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38I'm having a holiday now.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40You're having a holiday now?

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Well, I'm hoping the thing

0:05:41 > 0:05:43you were really wanting to happen

0:05:43 > 0:05:45on your holiday was a round about Doctor Who.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Not exactly, no.- Ah.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- OK, well, all holidays have a hiccup, don't they?- They do, yeah.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Usually in the early stages.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Um, here's yours.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Do you think you might have

0:05:55 > 0:05:57some sort of answer for this?

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Well, I'm just going to pick

0:05:58 > 0:06:00an actor that I know

0:06:00 > 0:06:03he's done several roles,

0:06:03 > 0:06:05and I'm going to say Edward Fox.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Edward Fox, OK.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Let's find out if that's right, and if it is,

0:06:10 > 0:06:12let's see how many of our 100 people said Edward Fox.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Nooo, I'm sorry.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Another incorrect answer.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- It's going very well.- It really is. LAUGHTER

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Terrific stuff so far, isn't it?

0:06:23 > 0:06:25100 points there, Sharon, I'm sorry.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27There will be Doctor Who fans out there,

0:06:27 > 0:06:29they'll all be switching over,

0:06:29 > 0:06:31- they'll be furious.- Hm.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32..beyond words about this.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34- This is like...- Edward Fox though...

0:06:34 > 0:06:35This is like, to us,

0:06:35 > 0:06:37people not knowing who's in One Direction.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Yeah, exactly.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39It's that sort of thing.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- As if we wouldn't know that. - LAUGHTER

0:06:42 > 0:06:44RICHARD AND ALEXANDER SIGH

0:06:44 > 0:06:45Now, Andy, welcome to the show.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Good to have you here.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Andy, what do you do?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Um, I am at college at the moment,

0:06:49 > 0:06:51studying electrical installations.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53And when you're not studying,

0:06:53 > 0:06:54what do you get up to?

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Um, bar. I'm a barman as well.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57- Very good.- But also,

0:06:57 > 0:06:59I'm in a band with Glyn.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Oh, you're in a band with Glyn?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Yeah.- What's the band?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04It's, uh...

0:07:04 > 0:07:05interesting.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06It's a...

0:07:06 > 0:07:07It's a pop punk alternative,

0:07:07 > 0:07:09- kind of...- Pop punk...

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Yeah, movie soundtrack, kind of...

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Pop punk alt.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13- Yeah, bet that's fun?- Yeah.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Do you do covers or do you...do you write your own...?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18No, we've written all of our own stuff at the moment,

0:07:18 > 0:07:20we haven't had any gigs yet, but our first one's a wedding.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Oooh.- Yeah.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Wow.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25I always wondered why people fight at weddings.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Yeah, that's going to be the main reason, yeah.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29No. So, Andy, that's fun,

0:07:29 > 0:07:31that's good. When's it coming up? How long till the...?

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Next month, I think.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- Have you rehearsed a lot? - Yeah, we have.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37- You've got a good schedule?- Not so much in the past couple of months.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38OK. What do you play?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40I play guitar and I sing.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41OK, good stuff.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Now then, Doctor Who.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44- Yeah.- It hasn't been...

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I'm going to be perfectly honest,

0:07:46 > 0:07:48it hasn't been an unqualified success,

0:07:48 > 0:07:50- so far.- Oh, really? OK.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Well, I'm not that fantastic

0:07:52 > 0:07:53at Doctor Who either.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55So I'm going to have more angry people.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56But I am going to

0:07:56 > 0:07:58come up with an answer

0:07:58 > 0:07:59from someone,

0:07:59 > 0:08:00I'm going to say Catherine Tate.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03"Catherine Tate," says Andy. Let's see how many people

0:08:03 > 0:08:05said Catherine Tate. Thank you, Andy.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08It's right.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14- 31. - APPLAUSE

0:08:17 > 0:08:1931 for Catherine Tate.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Hooray. Yeah, she played

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Donna Noble in 2006 and 2009.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Indeed. Now, Fiona.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Welcome back.- Hello.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Welcome back. Remind us what you do, Fiona.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31I'm a law student at Oxford.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33And remind us

0:08:33 > 0:08:34what you like getting up to

0:08:34 > 0:08:36when you're not doing that.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37Love going to the theatre,

0:08:37 > 0:08:40bit like my mum - big musical buffs.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41So any time we can go and see

0:08:41 > 0:08:43a musical, we will do.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Now, Doctor Who.- Yeah.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46It's not looking great

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- from the outset.- Not great.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Never seen Doctor Who.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Despite having a friend, who

0:08:52 > 0:08:53can't understand why.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55But I was a big ER fan...

0:08:56 > 0:08:58..and, I think, she was in Doctor Who.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01And I'm hoping she was in a Christmas special,

0:09:01 > 0:09:02I'm going to go with Alex Kingston.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Alex Kingston, says Fiona.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Alex Kingston. Let's see if that's right.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Let's see how may people said Alex Kingston.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14It's not looking good.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Oh, Fiona, it's looking great for Andy and Glyn,

0:09:16 > 0:09:18- I can tell you that much. - LAUGHTER

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh, dear. Not Alex Kingston,

0:09:20 > 0:09:22I'm afraid. Another 100 point score.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23That's a good wrong answer though,

0:09:23 > 0:09:26cos she has been quite a major character in Doctor Who, hasn't she?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29River Song. But she wasn't in any of the Christmas specials, I'm afraid.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Why? - LAUGHTER

0:09:31 > 0:09:32- Why?- Yes.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Hold on, let me ring up...

0:09:33 > 0:09:36let me ring up Doctor Who, shall I? And ask.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37No, I won't ring up Doctor Who

0:09:37 > 0:09:39because he's probably busy.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40They are, right now, they will be.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41- I know they are.- Yeah,

0:09:41 > 0:09:44I would have thought that was a correct answer, but it's not.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Sadly not. Well, thanks very much,

0:09:45 > 0:09:47we're halfway through the round.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Let's take a look at those scores.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Only two scores between the four teams.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- 31 the best, Andy and Glyn. - ALEXANDER SIGHS

0:09:53 > 0:09:55I'm going to predict you're going to be in Round Two.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56That's my prediction.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Then, otherwise,

0:09:57 > 0:09:59it's going to be between Denise,

0:09:59 > 0:10:00Lesley and Mike

0:10:00 > 0:10:02to see who stays and who goes.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Lesley, I'm remembering that look

0:10:04 > 0:10:05you gave me,

0:10:05 > 0:10:07when I announced TV Sci Fi

0:10:07 > 0:10:08as a category.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10All I'm going to say is, good luck.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12We're going to come back down the line now.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18OK, so we're looking for anyone

0:10:18 > 0:10:19who has received a credit

0:10:19 > 0:10:22for appearing on a Christmas Day episode of Doctor Who

0:10:22 > 0:10:24since 2005.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Denise, welcome back.- Thank you.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Now, remind us about yourself, Denise.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31I'm a customer adviser

0:10:31 > 0:10:33for a well-known bank.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Indeed. And when not doing that?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Again, like Fiona said,

0:10:37 > 0:10:39- we love going to the theatre. - The theatre.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Restaurants, we love restaurants.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45- Very good.- My husband's a great cook, so...

0:10:45 > 0:10:47- We enjoy... - So food plays a big part?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Does he try and copy the things

0:10:49 > 0:10:50that you eat in restaurants?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Does he...?- Yes, yes, he does.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- Does he think, "Ooh, I'll be doing that"?- He's a good cook.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Very good.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Now, you're on 100.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Yes.- Like two other pairs.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02We need a low score from you.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04The only actor that I know

0:11:04 > 0:11:05that's played Doctor Who

0:11:05 > 0:11:07is David Tennant.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09David Tennant.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11OK, no red line for you,

0:11:11 > 0:11:13you're joint high scorers. Let's see how many of our 100 people

0:11:13 > 0:11:14said David Tennant.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19It's right.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22- 61. - APPLAUSE

0:11:23 > 0:11:26- That's not bad, Denise. - At least it's right.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27It might be enough to keep you in the game,

0:11:27 > 0:11:29we will discover. But 161's your total.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Yeah, David Tennant was of course Doctor Who.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Famously he got it,

0:11:33 > 0:11:34he picked up a phone call at home.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36And the phone call was supposed to be

0:11:36 > 0:11:37for his brother, Richard,

0:11:37 > 0:11:39who was supposed to go for it. LAUGHTER

0:11:39 > 0:11:40But he went for the audition

0:11:40 > 0:11:42and the rest is history.

0:11:43 > 0:11:44Thanks very much. Now, Glyn.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Hello.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46Here's the good news.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48I'm going to give you that right away.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49You're in Round Two.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Even if you score 100 points,

0:11:51 > 0:11:52you are in Round Two.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Glyn, welcome to the show.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55What do you do?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57I run a wine shop in Bognor.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58Oh, now, that's fun.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Part of a chain of wine shops?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Yeah, a small independent chain.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03A small independent chain.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05And which department do you look after?

0:12:05 > 0:12:07- All of it, the whole shop. - It's yours?- It's my shop.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Oh, that's very nice.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10So you decide what you stock?

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Yes, I can do, yeah.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Get all my particular favourites in.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Now, Glyn, hmm.

0:12:16 > 0:12:1731 you're on,

0:12:17 > 0:12:19doesn't matter what you score, but

0:12:19 > 0:12:22- I bet you've got a good answer. - Well, I am one

0:12:22 > 0:12:24of these Whovians that you mentioned, actually.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27- There we are.- So, I'm thinking,

0:12:27 > 0:12:29as we are through anyway, I might take,

0:12:29 > 0:12:32- I don't think it's a risk, it might be a bit of a risk.- Take a risk.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Try and take the total up.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Um, so I'm going to say

0:12:36 > 0:12:39an actor, who I'm a very big fan of,

0:12:39 > 0:12:41called Alexander Armstrong.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Oh, now, listen to that.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Oh, thank you, Glyn.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Well, you've as good as won. - LAUGHTER

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Alexander Armstrong, you're going to say.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Let's see, no red line for you as you're already through,

0:12:55 > 0:12:57but let's see how many people said that.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00It's right.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Look at that! Very well done, Glyn.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:13:10 > 0:13:11That's a pointless answer.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14It adds £250 to today's jackpot.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Takes the total up to £2,750.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18It scores you nothing,

0:13:18 > 0:13:20it leaves you with a total of 31

0:13:20 > 0:13:22and earns you my eternal respect

0:13:22 > 0:13:24- and admiration. - LAUGHTER

0:13:24 > 0:13:25Thank you very much, Glyn.

0:13:25 > 0:13:26Well done, Glyn.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28I can't believe nobody else picked up on your

0:13:28 > 0:13:31endless clues of "They have very good people in it, you know.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33"It's amazing. So many people fighting to be in it."

0:13:33 > 0:13:34- It's extraordinary.- Yeah.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35Alexander Armstrong,

0:13:35 > 0:13:37the English actor and comedian,

0:13:37 > 0:13:40was in the 2011 episode.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44He played the back-end of a horse. LAUGHTER

0:13:44 > 0:13:46You didn't play the back-end. You were rather good in it, actually.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49That was one of my favourite Christmas episodes.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52- It was a good one.- You were like an airman, weren't you?- Yeah.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54- You were very good in it.- Thank you.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Now, Lesley.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Lesley, welcome to the show.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00What do you do, Lesley?

0:14:00 > 0:14:04I'm retired, but I also do a bit of computer training one-to-one

0:14:04 > 0:14:06- with people of my age. - Oh, that's good.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Who've got lumbered with laptops and have no idea how to use them,

0:14:09 > 0:14:11so I go and help them out with e-mail and Skype and...

0:14:11 > 0:14:13That's just a brilliant idea.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Oh, what a nice way to learn.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18And how on earth did you and Sharon come together?

0:14:18 > 0:14:19How did you meet?

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Well, we both belong to a social club in Bath

0:14:22 > 0:14:23and I was the secretary

0:14:23 > 0:14:25and Sharon used to write complaint

0:14:25 > 0:14:27letters on behalf of most of the members

0:14:27 > 0:14:29and I used the have to deal with

0:14:29 > 0:14:31the letters at committee meetings.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33And you became friends? I think that's nice.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35It was either become enemies or friends

0:14:35 > 0:14:38and I thought, "She's good, I'll be her friend."

0:14:38 > 0:14:40So, Lesley, Doctor Who.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Not good.- Now, you have a target here - 161.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45You have to score 60 or less.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Well,

0:14:47 > 0:14:49I've never watched a Christmas special

0:14:49 > 0:14:52and the only one I knew was David Tennant, and he's gone.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53So there's two names I've got,

0:14:53 > 0:14:56and I don't know if I've made one up.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59But I'm going to think, maybe, Billie Piper.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Billie Piper, says Lesley.

0:15:01 > 0:15:02There's your red line.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05If you can get below that with Billie Piper, you are in Round Two.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09Let's see if it's right, let's see how many people said Billie Piper.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12It's right.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- And you're in Round Two.- Oh, wow. - Very well done, Lesley.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17- APPLAUSE - No complaints there.

0:15:17 > 0:15:2037. 137 is your total.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21I didn't expect that.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Yeah, Rose Tyler, of course,

0:15:22 > 0:15:24played by Billie Piper.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25Thanks, Richard.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Now, Mike, welcome to the show, great to have you here.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30What do you do, Mike?

0:15:30 > 0:15:33I'm elected official of the National Union Of Teachers.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Very good indeed. When you're not involved...

0:15:36 > 0:15:38I imagine that must take up a lot of your time and energy.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Well, it's only a part-time job, but it does take up

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- most of the time, yes. - Yeah, I should think so.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45But, you have all sorts of other interests as well.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47I happen to know you're a DJ.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49I love DJing, yes.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51I don't do it so much these days,

0:15:51 > 0:15:52but I have done quite a bit in the past.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54I still do it occasionally.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56And, just to give us some sort of idea,

0:15:56 > 0:15:59- what's the biggest stage you've played?- Well, I suppose

0:15:59 > 0:16:01the biggest stage I ever played

0:16:01 > 0:16:03was at Glastonbury in 2008,

0:16:03 > 0:16:05which was one of my great ambitions.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Yeah, I see. Where else do you go after that? Ibiza? Probably.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10I haven't gone anywhere else after that.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Put your feet up I should think.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Anyway, listen, there you are. You're on 100.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17The high scorers, at the moment, on 161 are Denise and Fiona.

0:16:17 > 0:16:2160 less is what we require from you,

0:16:21 > 0:16:23unless we have to say goodbye. I think you're

0:16:23 > 0:16:25going to know something here, Mike. You've got some good answers.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28I can remember watching one a few years ago,

0:16:28 > 0:16:31and I think my answer will be

0:16:31 > 0:16:32Kylie Minogue.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Kylie Minogue.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36There is your red line.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38If Kylie gets you below that red line,

0:16:38 > 0:16:39you are in the second round.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Sally is looking perplexed by this.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43SALLY BREATHES DEEPLY

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Let's see if Kylie Minogue's right and how many of our people said it.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49It's right.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52You're in round two, very well done, Mike.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Phew!

0:16:54 > 0:16:56- 22.- Well done!

0:16:56 > 0:16:57122.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Well done, Mike.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Well played, Mike, yeah, Kylie Minogue. The DJ's friend.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06She played Astrid, which is an anagram of TARDIS.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10There's quite a few pointless answers alongside Alexander Armstrong.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12A few of the one pointers for Whovians out there.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16Geoffrey Palmer, Bill Bailey, Russell Tovey would've scored you one.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Timothy Dalton, your favourite Bond, would've scored one point.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21You'd have got one for Dervla Kerwin and Claire Bloom,

0:17:21 > 0:17:24but let's take a look at some pointless answers.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27You could have had the comedian and actress Arabella Weir.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Dan Starkey, the brilliant David Harewood.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Also in Homeland and many other things, David Harewood.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35June Whitfield was a pointless answer.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37The Phonejacker Kayvan Novak was a pointless answer.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Neve McIntosh.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Also could have had Nicholas Briggs,

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Nicholas Witchel played himself, Orla Brady.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46You could have had the brilliant Sean Gilder,

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Brian Cox was a pointless answer. Clive Swift,

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Tessa Peake Jones as well, all of those pointless.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Let's take a look at our top three answers,

0:17:53 > 0:17:54we've heard two of them already.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Billie Piper, of course, 37, and then, the other Doctor Who

0:17:59 > 0:18:01who's been in this recent one, Matt Smith,

0:18:01 > 0:18:03and he would have scored you 38 there, just beats Billie Piper

0:18:03 > 0:18:06and David Tennant at the top on 61.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Thanks, Richard. At the end of our first round,

0:18:08 > 0:18:11the pair who are heading home with our high score of 161,

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Denise and Fiona. I'm sorry.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15At least it was my fault this time.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Well, there's a symmetry in that, I guess.- We've evened it out.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20But, oh, I'm sorry all the same.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23I thought you were going to go all the way through to the final.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Well, it's been lovely having you on both shows, albeit briefly,

0:18:26 > 0:18:28but thanks for playing. Denise and Fiona.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29BOTH: Thank you.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33But, for the remaining three pairs, it's time for Round Two.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41So, we're down to three pairs. At the end of this round,

0:18:41 > 0:18:43we have to say goodbye to another pair.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Anyway, very best of luck to all three pairs.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Our category for Round Two today...

0:18:51 > 0:18:52It's Art.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53All decide in your pairs

0:18:53 > 0:18:55who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58And, whoever's going first, step up to the podium.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03OK, and the question concerns...

0:19:08 > 0:19:09Famous Artists And Their First Names.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Simply going to show you the surnames of some famous artists.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Tell us their first name, or the name by which they are

0:19:14 > 0:19:17most commonly known. Very, very best of luck.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Thanks very much indeed.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21So, we're looking for the first names

0:19:21 > 0:19:23by which these famous artists were known

0:19:23 > 0:19:25and here's our first board of six.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43I'll read those all again.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Mike.

0:20:01 > 0:20:02Yes, it's not too bad

0:20:02 > 0:20:05a board for me. I think I know...

0:20:05 > 0:20:06definitely know four.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Possibly five,

0:20:07 > 0:20:09but one might be a bit of a gamble.

0:20:11 > 0:20:12But I'm going to go with

0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Antony Gormley. - "Antony Gormley," says Mike.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said

0:20:18 > 0:20:19Antony for Gormley.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23It's right.

0:20:28 > 0:20:2916.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35- 16. For Gormley. - Well played again, Mike.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Yes, Antony Gormley, he's now, of course,

0:20:37 > 0:20:41probably most famously sculpted the Angel Of The North.

0:20:41 > 0:20:42Thanks very much, Richard.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Lesley.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Well, I don't know any of those first names.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48I recognise all the second names,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50obviously, but I have no idea.

0:20:51 > 0:20:52I'm just going to take

0:20:52 > 0:20:54a complete guess

0:20:54 > 0:20:58and say John Gainsborough.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00"John Gainsborough," says Leslie. Let's see if John Gainsborough

0:21:00 > 0:21:03is right and, if it is, how many of our 100 people said that.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Oh, I'm sorry, Lesley, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

0:21:09 > 0:21:11scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Yes, sorry, John Gainsborough is actually Richard Tennant's

0:21:14 > 0:21:16great, great, great grandfather.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Thanks very much, indeed.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Now, Andy, you're the last person to have this board.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24- Yeah.- Do you want to fill in the bits for us?

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Unlike Lesley, I don't know any of

0:21:26 > 0:21:28these last names either, really,

0:21:28 > 0:21:29so...

0:21:29 > 0:21:31I think the first names I'm just

0:21:31 > 0:21:32going to have to have a punt at.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33- OK.- I'm going to say...

0:21:35 > 0:21:37..Peter Gainsborough.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39- Peter Gainsborough?- Why not. - Sounds...

0:21:39 > 0:21:42I think that's my old teacher, but I could be... Could work.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Now, let's see if Peter Gainsborough is right and if it is let's see

0:21:46 > 0:21:49how many of our 100 people said Peter Gainsborough.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52No, I'm afraid it's not Peter Gainsborough either.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54That scores you 100 points.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56He was amazing in Genesis, wasn't he?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Peter Gainsborough.- Yeah.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02Now, let's clear up Gainsborough's name, he's called Thomas.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05The great Thomas Gainsborough. 13 points.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08If we'd had, like, 400 contestants, we'd have got there eventually.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12Now, John is a correct answer, but not for Gainsborough,

0:22:12 > 0:22:14for Constable, yeah.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17John Constable would have scored you 52 points.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21Degas...is Edgar.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Good scorer, would have scored you 6. We'll go down to the bottom now.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Pollock, it's Jackson Pollock, of course.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28- CONTESTANTS:- Jackson. Oh, of course. - 38.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30And the best answer on the board,

0:22:30 > 0:22:34the winner of the 2013 Turner prize, in fact, is Laure Prouvost, and that

0:22:34 > 0:22:37would have scored you 1 point. Very well done if you said that.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Thanks very much, indeed, Richard. Well, we're halfway through

0:22:40 > 0:22:43the round, let's take a look at those scores.

0:22:43 > 0:22:4616, Mike, well done. Good score there.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Looking very strong at this point, I would say,

0:22:48 > 0:22:51because then we go up to 100, where we find Lesley and Sharon

0:22:51 > 0:22:53and Andy and Glyn. So Sharon and Glyn,

0:22:53 > 0:22:56it's between the pair of you.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58But, Glyn, you get first dibs on the board, so use that well.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01We're going to come back down the line now. Can the second players

0:23:01 > 0:23:03please step up to the podium?

0:23:04 > 0:23:08OK, let's put six more artists up on the board, and here they are...

0:23:25 > 0:23:27I'll read those all one last time.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Glyn, remember, we're looking for

0:23:42 > 0:23:43the first names of these artists,

0:23:43 > 0:23:45you're going to try and find the one

0:23:45 > 0:23:46you think the fewest of our 100

0:23:46 > 0:23:48people knew. It's quite hard,

0:23:48 > 0:23:49actually, isn't it?

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Yeah, I think I know three because

0:23:51 > 0:23:54I... I think I'll just try and get

0:23:54 > 0:23:55the lowest score, and

0:23:55 > 0:23:57I'm pretty certain...

0:23:57 > 0:24:00I think it's Edvard Munch.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03"Edvard Munch," says Glyn.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06OK, well, no red line for you as you are the joint highest scorers,

0:24:06 > 0:24:09but let's see if Edvard Munch is right and how many people said it.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Absolutely right, Glyn.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19- That's a great score, well done. - APPLAUSE

0:24:19 > 0:24:2217. 117, your total.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Very good answer, yeah, his most famous work is The Scream.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30He produced four versions of it, two in paint, two in pastel.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33And one of the pastel ones was sold in 2012 for 120 million.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37- One of them got nicked as well. - One got nicked. Was it found?

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Uh...

0:24:40 > 0:24:43AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Um... Sharon, now, Sharon, you have a job here.- I do.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49You have a job to do. 16 or less.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52I knew...I knew Edvard Munch

0:24:52 > 0:24:54but I don't know some of the others.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Um... I know a couple of them.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59I'm trying to work out which one

0:24:59 > 0:25:01would be the lowest scorer.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Or I might just take a punt at one.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08- ALEXANDER LAUGHS - I think I'm going to go for Cezanne,

0:25:08 > 0:25:12I'll say...that it's Paolo Cezanne.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Paolo Cezanne. Here's your red line.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Let's see if Paolo Cezanne gets you below that.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Oh, I'm sorry, Sharon, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

0:25:25 > 0:25:27scores you 100 points,

0:25:27 > 0:25:29takes your total up to 200.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Yeah, sorry, Sharon, we're not having an awful lot of luck with first names

0:25:32 > 0:25:34on today's show. I'll give you the correct answer

0:25:34 > 0:25:35at the end of the pass.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Thanks very much. Now then, Sally.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- Sally, this board's all yours.- Um...

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Do you want to talk us through it and fill in all the blanks?

0:25:43 > 0:25:44All the ones you can.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Well, I only know two for definite,

0:25:46 > 0:25:47and one's gone.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50I thought it was PAUL Cezanne,

0:25:50 > 0:25:52but I'm not sure.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54- So I'm going to say Claude Monet. - "Claude Monet," says Sally.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57You're already through, no red line for you, but let's see

0:25:57 > 0:25:59how many people said Claude Monet.

0:26:02 > 0:26:03It's right.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07- 49. - APPLAUSE

0:26:07 > 0:26:1065 is your total. Well done, Sally.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Yeah, you're right about Cezanne as well, it was Paul Cezanne,

0:26:14 > 0:26:18would have been a better score - would have scored you 20 points.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21- How are you on the rest of these? - I think I'm OK apart from Sisley.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Ah, good. Well, Magritte? - Rene?- Rene Magritte, yeah.

0:26:27 > 0:26:31- Would have scored you 13. Kahlo? - Frida.- Frida Kahlo, yeah.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Would have scored you 12. And this is an English painter

0:26:33 > 0:26:36but spent most of his life in France. It's Alfred Sisley.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40Would have scored you 2 points, so terrific answer.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41Thanks very much, indeed, Richard.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44So at the end of our second round, the pair heading home

0:26:44 > 0:26:47with a high score of 200, I'm sorry, Sharon and Lesley.

0:26:47 > 0:26:48Oh, you were nearly there.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51You just had the, sort of, wrong nationality, I think, with Paolo.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54- I think so, yeah.- I mean, sometimes, there's a, sort of, there's a...

0:26:54 > 0:26:57there's a degree of margin we can allow on that,

0:26:57 > 0:27:00- but I think Paolo... It's a whole extra syllable, Sharon.- It is, yes.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01I'm afraid.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04And I'm afraid, yes, you've got a couple of extra syllables

0:27:04 > 0:27:07- on the end of your score there as well.- Oh, yes, definitely.- Yeah.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10But we will...we will look forward to seeing you again next time.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11I'm sure you'll do even better.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13But, Sharon and Lesley, thanks very much for playing.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15- APPLAUSE - Thank you.

0:27:15 > 0:27:19But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Congratulations, Glyn and Andy, Mike and Sally,

0:27:26 > 0:27:28you're now one step closer to the final and a chance to play

0:27:28 > 0:27:31for our jackpot, which currently stands at...

0:27:35 > 0:27:38So we have to decide who's going to play for that jackpot. To do that,

0:27:38 > 0:27:41you're now going to go head-to-head. Of course, the difference is you're

0:27:41 > 0:27:43now allowed to confer before you give your answers.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Best of luck to both players. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57Here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:28:00 > 0:28:02Silhouettes, Richard.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05We're going to show you five silhouettes, now, of famous people.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07You just need to tell us who that famous person is, please.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10OK, let's reveal our five silhouettes, and here they come.

0:28:10 > 0:28:11We've got...

0:28:33 > 0:28:37OK, there we are. Five silhouettes of famous people. Glyn and Andy,

0:28:37 > 0:28:41you've scored lowest throughout the show so far, so you will go first.

0:28:42 > 0:28:43Do you know C?

0:28:45 > 0:28:47What are we thinking?

0:28:47 > 0:28:49Right, um... We think...

0:28:49 > 0:28:51We knew four of them, but we're just

0:28:51 > 0:28:53trying to think of the lowest

0:28:53 > 0:28:55out of those. We think we're going

0:28:55 > 0:28:57to go for A is Andy Murray.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00"A, Andy Murray," say Glynn and Andy. A, Andy Murray.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Now, Mike and Sally, over to you. Talk us through

0:29:02 > 0:29:04the rest of the board.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Um, well we knew A was Andy Murray,

0:29:06 > 0:29:08we think B is Elvis Presley,

0:29:08 > 0:29:10D is Tiger Woods and

0:29:10 > 0:29:13E is Barack Obama, but...

0:29:13 > 0:29:15I'm going to take a bit of a punt,

0:29:15 > 0:29:16C is...

0:29:16 > 0:29:19I think it might be Rowan Atkinson.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21OK, "Rowan Atkinson," say Mike and Sally.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24Glyn and Andy have said that A is Andy Murray. Let's see

0:29:24 > 0:29:26if that's right and let's see how many people said Andy Murray.

0:29:29 > 0:29:30It's absolutely right.

0:29:33 > 0:29:37- 39 for Andy Murray, well done. - APPLAUSE

0:29:38 > 0:29:42Now, Mike and Sally have said that they think C is Rowan Atkinson.

0:29:42 > 0:29:47Let's see if C is Rowan Atkinson, let's see how money people said it.

0:29:50 > 0:29:53No, not Rowan Atkinson as it turns out, which means

0:29:53 > 0:29:56Glynn and Andy, after one question, you're up 1-0, very well done.

0:29:56 > 0:30:00Well played, Glyn and Andy. Now, B, you're right, was Elvis Presley.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02You know who I thought that might have been?

0:30:02 > 0:30:05Would have one you the point as well. 34. Who did you think it was?

0:30:05 > 0:30:07Oh, well, it could have been Tony Hadley, I thought.

0:30:07 > 0:30:08Yeah, little bit.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11- 34 for that. Now, C...- Oh. - Which Bond do you think that is?

0:30:11 > 0:30:14Well...is it a Bond? I thought that was Alan Titchmarsh.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:30:16 > 0:30:19- It is Alan Titchmarsh, five points, as well.- Oh, it is Alan Titchmarsh?

0:30:19 > 0:30:22- Ohh, phew.- Very well done. And it would have scored you five points.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24So it would have been a very good answer.

0:30:26 > 0:30:27D is Tiger Woods, very big scorer.

0:30:27 > 0:30:30I tell you what, look at that gathering storm there, he is...

0:30:30 > 0:30:31he is being reckless there.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34Yeah, he really is. Well, golfers quite often get hit by lightning.

0:30:34 > 0:30:37- Lee Trevino was struck by lightning twice.- You can see why.

0:30:38 > 0:30:4185 points for that. It's an old golfing joke, but Lee Trevino

0:30:41 > 0:30:43would always take a one iron out in a lightning storm.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45He said, "Even God can't hit a one iron."

0:30:45 > 0:30:46AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:30:46 > 0:30:51And E is Barack Obama, and it would have scored you 67 points.

0:30:51 > 0:30:54Thanks very much, indeed. Now, here comes question number two,

0:30:54 > 0:30:58Mike and Sally. You need to win it to stay in the game so good luck.

0:30:58 > 0:30:59It concerns...

0:31:02 > 0:31:03The Rolling Stones, Richard.

0:31:03 > 0:31:05Just going to show you five clues, now, to facts about

0:31:05 > 0:31:07The Rolling Stones and their members.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09Can you give us the most obscure answer?

0:31:09 > 0:31:12OK, thanks very much. Let's reveal our five clues to facts

0:31:12 > 0:31:15about The Rolling Stones, and here they are...

0:31:32 > 0:31:34I'll read those all one last time.

0:31:52 > 0:31:53Five clues to facts about

0:31:53 > 0:31:55The Rolling Stones.

0:31:55 > 0:31:56OK, Mike and Sally?

0:31:58 > 0:32:01Do you know where they met? The station?

0:32:01 > 0:32:02No, the only one I know

0:32:02 > 0:32:04is Ruby Tuesday and Glastonbury.

0:32:04 > 0:32:07Yeah, and Charlie Watts... Yes.

0:32:09 > 0:32:12Um, we think we know...

0:32:12 > 0:32:13Well, we definitely know three.

0:32:13 > 0:32:15Unsure about the other one,

0:32:15 > 0:32:17but I think we're going to go

0:32:17 > 0:32:20for the top answer, which is Tuesday.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23"Tuesday," say Mike and Sally. Tuesday.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25Now, Glyn and Andy, do you fancy talking us

0:32:25 > 0:32:27through the rest of the board?

0:32:27 > 0:32:28Well, we were going to go for

0:32:28 > 0:32:30the top one. We thought it could be

0:32:30 > 0:32:33a good one, but... I can't remember

0:32:33 > 0:32:34the title of the recent...

0:32:34 > 0:32:35There's loads of compilations

0:32:35 > 0:32:37of Rolling Stones, I can't remember

0:32:37 > 0:32:38the 2012...2012 one.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41Glastonbury is the festival.

0:32:41 > 0:32:42Don't know the station, but we think

0:32:42 > 0:32:44we'll go for the drummer, yeah?

0:32:44 > 0:32:45Yeah.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48- Um, Charlie Watts. - "Charlie Watts," say Glyn and Andy.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50So, we have Tuesday versus Charlie Watts.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53Now, Mike and Sally said Tuesday, let's see if that's right.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56And if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:32:58 > 0:32:59It's right.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06- APPLAUSE - 23.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08- GLYN AND ANDY: Well done. SALLY:- Thank you.

0:33:10 > 0:33:14OK, and Glyn and Andy have gone for Charlie Watts, the drummer.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16Let's see if that's right and if it is let's see how many of our

0:33:16 > 0:33:18100 people said Charlie Watts.

0:33:21 > 0:33:22It's right.

0:33:24 > 0:33:25It's got to beat 23, though.

0:33:25 > 0:33:27Ooh, which it does, look at that.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29- Charlie Watts, down at 16. - APPLAUSE

0:33:30 > 0:33:31Good work, Glyn and Andy.

0:33:31 > 0:33:34That means, after only two questions, you are straight

0:33:34 > 0:33:36through to the final. 2-0.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39Very well played, Glyn and Andy, especially as you would've gone

0:33:39 > 0:33:41for the top one as well. That is Ruby Tuesday.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43There's a couple of answers that would have beaten it.

0:33:43 > 0:33:46The second one would have beaten it. The greatest hits compilation

0:33:46 > 0:33:48- was called GRRR!- GRRR.

0:33:48 > 0:33:49That would have scored you 2 points.

0:33:49 > 0:33:52The UK Festival wouldn't have beaten it, that was Glastonbury.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54Would have scored you 50.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57Now, Mike and Sally, if you had to have a guess for the railway

0:33:57 > 0:33:58station, what would you have gone for?

0:33:58 > 0:34:00We were thinking somewhere in the South East,

0:34:00 > 0:34:03like Dartford or Chatham, somewhere like that.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06Well, they met on platform two

0:34:06 > 0:34:08of Dartford Station. AUDIENCE: Ohhh.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10And it was a pointless answer, as well.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12- Ohh. - AUDIENCE: Ohhh.

0:34:12 > 0:34:14- What about that?- Yeah.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:34:17 > 0:34:18I'm afraid, is Mike and Sally.

0:34:18 > 0:34:21A perfectly good performance right the way throughout the show.

0:34:21 > 0:34:25Got you into the head-to-head round. But, yeah, Glyn and Andy, I think

0:34:25 > 0:34:28the advantage of going first for them in that first silhouette round.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31You nearly could have got that back with Dartford, just didn't quite

0:34:31 > 0:34:34have the courage to go for it. We will see you again next time,

0:34:34 > 0:34:36and I'm sure you'll go as far if not further. But it's been great

0:34:36 > 0:34:39having you on the show. Thanks so much, Mike and Sally.

0:34:39 > 0:34:41- Thank you. Well done, guys. - APPLAUSE

0:34:41 > 0:34:44But for Glyn and Andy, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51Congratulations, Glyn and Andy, you've seen off all the competition

0:34:51 > 0:34:53and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

0:35:01 > 0:35:04And at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at...

0:35:08 > 0:35:10OK, well, as always, you get to choose your category.

0:35:10 > 0:35:14Here are the four options you can choose from, and we've got...

0:35:24 > 0:35:27Right. Oh, yeah...

0:35:27 > 0:35:29It has to be '74 then, hasn't it, 1974?

0:35:30 > 0:35:33Yeah, it could be...it could be...hopefully if it's...

0:35:33 > 0:35:36Yeah, yeah, we have to do that. Yeah, the year 1974...

0:35:36 > 0:35:38We're hoping if it has films or something in it or music.

0:35:38 > 0:35:42- You're going to go 1974? - Yeah, 1974.- OK, 1974 it is, Richard.

0:35:42 > 0:35:45OK, very, very best of luck, three very different questions here.

0:35:45 > 0:35:47Hopefully, one of them will suit you.

0:35:47 > 0:35:51We are looking for any player who scored a goal in the 1974

0:35:51 > 0:35:54FIFA World Cup championship in West Germany, so anyone according

0:35:54 > 0:35:57to the FIFA website who scored a goal during that whole tournament.

0:35:57 > 0:35:59We are looking for any member

0:35:59 > 0:36:02of either of Harold Wilson's 1974 cabinets - he was elected

0:36:02 > 0:36:05twice in that year. So any members of either of those cabinets.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07Or we're looking for any act or artist

0:36:07 > 0:36:10who had a UK number one single in 1974.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12So, World Cup goal-scorers,

0:36:12 > 0:36:16members of the Cabinet or UK number one singles in 1974.

0:36:16 > 0:36:17Very, very best of luck.

0:36:17 > 0:36:18Thanks very much indeed.

0:36:18 > 0:36:21OK, now, as always, you've got up to one minute

0:36:21 > 0:36:24to come up with three answers. And all you need to win that jackpot

0:36:24 > 0:36:26is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29- Are you ready?- Yeah.

0:36:29 > 0:36:31OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:36:31 > 0:36:33There they are, your time starts now.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35- OK, well it's going to be... - I don't know any of them, so...

0:36:35 > 0:36:37UK number one singles.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39Think of bands from around 1974.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41Like maybe like...

0:36:41 > 0:36:43Obviously Elton John, Queen, things like that, Roxy Music.

0:36:43 > 0:36:47Don't know if Genesis would've had number one around then.

0:36:47 > 0:36:51- Let's not talk about Genesis. - More pop sort of acts.

0:36:52 > 0:36:54Mike Edmonds was around then?

0:36:54 > 0:36:55'73, '74.

0:36:57 > 0:36:58The Sweet.

0:36:59 > 0:37:00- Stuff like that.- Yeah, I know.

0:37:02 > 0:37:06GLYN WHISPERS

0:37:08 > 0:37:11I'm trying to think of big albums I've got.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13- FIFA World Cup scorers? - I don't know any, no.

0:37:14 > 0:37:16I couldn't guess any.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18No, I think the music one's the best.

0:37:18 > 0:37:21Yeah, so we've already got, ourselves about two, do you reckon?

0:37:21 > 0:37:23- Yeah.- Ten seconds left.

0:37:24 > 0:37:27It's think Mike Edmonds...

0:37:27 > 0:37:28Roxy Music, maybe.

0:37:30 > 0:37:31The Sweet...

0:37:33 > 0:37:34OK, that's your time up.

0:37:34 > 0:37:35Let's have your three answers.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37Right, erm...

0:37:38 > 0:37:41- I'd say Mike Edmonds. - Mike Edmonds.

0:37:41 > 0:37:45- Erm... The Sweet.- The Sweet.

0:37:45 > 0:37:48- And Roxy Music.- And Roxy Music.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51And these are all 1974 UK number ones?

0:37:51 > 0:37:52Yes, oh, sorry, yes, they are, yes.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55Of those three, best shot at a pointless answer?

0:37:55 > 0:37:57- Prrrh.- Mike Edmonds?

0:37:57 > 0:38:01Mike Edmonds. I love the way Andy went, "Prrrh!"

0:38:01 > 0:38:04- I'm just here to look good, you know.- Mike Edmonds we'll pop last.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06Least likely to be pointless?

0:38:07 > 0:38:10- BOTH: Roxy Music.- Roxy Music. We'll put The Sweet in the middle.

0:38:10 > 0:38:12Let's pop those up on the board in that order,

0:38:12 > 0:38:13and here they are.

0:38:13 > 0:38:17We've got Roxy Music, The Sweet, Mike Edmonds.

0:38:19 > 0:38:20Very, very best of luck.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23Three, bit of a punt in each case,

0:38:23 > 0:38:26but perfectly good. Very reasonable assumption

0:38:26 > 0:38:29to think that one of those might have been number one in 1974.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Now, remember, only one of them has to be pointless

0:38:31 > 0:38:32for you to win that jackpot.

0:38:32 > 0:38:34£2,750, it's not a terrible jackpot.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36What would you do if you won that, Glyn?

0:38:36 > 0:38:39It might be nice to put it towards something to do with our band.

0:38:39 > 0:38:42Do some, like, recordings

0:38:42 > 0:38:44and things like that

0:38:44 > 0:38:46or a little trip to New York. Something like that, maybe.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48Very nice.

0:38:48 > 0:38:49Andy?

0:38:49 > 0:38:52Well, my girlfriend lived in France for 16 years

0:38:52 > 0:38:53and she lives in England now

0:38:53 > 0:38:55and really misses it, so

0:38:55 > 0:38:58I'd like to take her back for a bit.

0:38:58 > 0:38:59Not leave her there, but go with her.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01LAUGHTER

0:39:01 > 0:39:03You know, if she'd come over from Brazil,

0:39:03 > 0:39:06that would be a really generous thing to do.

0:39:06 > 0:39:10From France, well, OK, yes, that's nice. Take her back to France.

0:39:10 > 0:39:12But bring her back, of course.

0:39:12 > 0:39:15Now, OK. Roxy Music was your least confident answer,

0:39:15 > 0:39:18or the one you thought was least likely to be pointless.

0:39:18 > 0:39:19Let's find out if it's right.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21Did they have a UK number one in 1974,

0:39:21 > 0:39:22and if they did, how many people said it?

0:39:22 > 0:39:25For £2,750.

0:39:27 > 0:39:29No.

0:39:30 > 0:39:32Not Roxy Music. Not at number one.

0:39:32 > 0:39:36Not in that year, sadly, so only two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38Your second answer was The Sweet.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40Again, perfectly reasonable answer.

0:39:41 > 0:39:43Let's find out.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45Were they number one in 1974?

0:39:45 > 0:39:47How many people said it? For £2,750.

0:39:50 > 0:39:51No!

0:39:52 > 0:39:55OK, only one more chance to win today's jackpot.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58Everything is now riding on your third and final answer,

0:39:58 > 0:40:00which was Mike Edmonds.

0:40:00 > 0:40:01It has to be right,

0:40:01 > 0:40:04then it has to be pointless for you to win a jackpot for 2,750 quid.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07How many people said Mike Edmonds? Is it pointless?

0:40:11 > 0:40:13No! I'm sorry.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21Three perfectly good answers,

0:40:21 > 0:40:23but I'm afraid three incorrect answers, though.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25You didn't find a pointless answer, which means

0:40:25 > 0:40:28you don't win today's jackpot of 2,750 quid.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30That rolls over onto the next show, but it's been great

0:40:30 > 0:40:33having you on the show. You've done so well all the way throughout.

0:40:33 > 0:40:36Only one appearance on Pointless as well,

0:40:36 > 0:40:39but 2-0 in the head-to-head, there's no arguing with that,

0:40:39 > 0:40:41and you get a Pointless trophy to take home, so

0:40:41 > 0:40:43it hasn't all been in vain. Very, very well done.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49Well played, guys. Roxy Music only ever had

0:40:49 > 0:40:52one a number one, that was Jealous Guy in 1981.

0:40:52 > 0:40:53The Sweet was a better answer.

0:40:53 > 0:40:55They did have a number two hit in 1974, Teenage Rampage.

0:40:55 > 0:40:58They also had a number one the year before with Blockbuster.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00I don't think they would have been pointless,

0:41:00 > 0:41:02looking at some of the people here. And Mike Edmonds...

0:41:02 > 0:41:04I think you were maybe thinking of Dave Edmonds,

0:41:04 > 0:41:06who didn't have a hit there.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08He was number one when I was born, in 1970,

0:41:08 > 0:41:11but no number ones in 1974.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13Let's take a look at some pointless answers.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15I suspect people would have done well

0:41:15 > 0:41:17on this first category, the goal-scorers.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Fabio Capello, who went on to manage England,

0:41:19 > 0:41:21scored for Italy in that World Cup.

0:41:21 > 0:41:25Lato of Poland was the top scorer in the whole tournament, seven goals.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28Deyna, from Poland, was also a pointless answer.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Jairzinho. Also could have had Rivellino for Brazil.

0:41:30 > 0:41:32Joe Jordan was pointless. Well done if you said that.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34Peter Lorimer also a pointless answer.

0:41:34 > 0:41:37Also, some of the big German players, Breitner, Bonhof,

0:41:37 > 0:41:39Hoeness and Overath, all of those were pointless answers.

0:41:39 > 0:41:43My favourite name here is the Argentinian Carlos Babington.

0:41:43 > 0:41:46If you said Carlos Babington, very well done, I doff my cap.

0:41:47 > 0:41:50Let's take a look at Harold Wilson's Cabinet.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52Anthony Crosland, Fred Peart.

0:41:52 > 0:41:56You could've had Peter Shore, you could've had Roy Mason as well.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58Let's take a look at these number ones next.

0:41:58 > 0:42:00This is the category you went with.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02Barry White would have been a pointless answer.

0:42:02 > 0:42:06Carl Douglas had a number one with Kung Fu Fighting in 1974,

0:42:06 > 0:42:08if you don't recognise the name.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11Charles Aznavour, Suzi Quatro, who had Devil Gate Drive that year.

0:42:11 > 0:42:14You also could have hard John Denver, Annie's Song.

0:42:14 > 0:42:18You could have had Ken Boothe, who sang Everything I Own.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20You could've had Paper Lace, Billy Don't Be A Hero.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23Ray Stevens, who had another novelty hit with The Streak.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26And The Rubettes, Sugar, Baby, Love. That was a number one in that year.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29As I say, I don't think The Sweet... There's one point for George McCrae,

0:42:29 > 0:42:32Three Degrees, Alvin Stardust, Sweet Sensation, Terry Jacks

0:42:32 > 0:42:34and The New Seekers.

0:42:34 > 0:42:37So, I don't think that Sweet would have been a pointless answer,

0:42:37 > 0:42:39but great answer nonetheless.

0:42:39 > 0:42:41Thanks very much indeed.

0:42:41 > 0:42:42Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye,

0:42:42 > 0:42:44but it's been great having you on.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46- Thank you so much for playing. - Cheers.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51Well, Glyn and Andy didn't win our jackpot today,

0:42:51 > 0:42:54which means it rolls over onto the next show when we will be playing

0:42:54 > 0:42:56for £3,750.

0:42:59 > 0:43:00Join us next time to see someone can win it.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.