Episode 33

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0:00:21 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I am Alexander Armstrong

0:00:24 > 0:00:27and welcome to Pointless, the show where the aim of the game is to

0:00:27 > 0:00:29score as few points as you can and you do that by coming up with

0:00:29 > 0:00:33the answers no-one else could think of. Let's meet today's players.

0:00:36 > 0:00:37And couple number one.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Hi, my name's Tom. This is my friend Angus and we are both from London.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Couple number two.- Hi, I'm Kathryn and this is my housemate Allie

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- and we are both from Surbiton. - Couple number three.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Hi, my name is Clemency. This is my dad Roy

0:00:48 > 0:00:50- and we're from Basingstoke. - And finally, couple number four.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53My name is Craig, this is my pregnant partner Karen

0:00:53 > 0:00:54and we're from Oldham.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56And these are today's contestants.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58CHEERING

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Thanks very much. We'll find out more about each of you throughout

0:01:01 > 0:01:04the show as it goes along. That just leaves one more person for me

0:01:04 > 0:01:06to introduce. He's always got his nose in a book,

0:01:06 > 0:01:09his finger in a pie and... Let's just leave it at that.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya. Hi, everyone.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19- How are you?- I'm very well indeed. - Excellent.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21We've got a lot of familiar faces on today.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23So, three of our pairs were on last time, weren't they?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Tom and Angus, they're on podium one, did the best of all.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Did very well.- Went all the way through to the head-to-head.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30And Roy and Clemency in Round Two.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32And Kathryn and Allie we need to see a bit more of.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Got knocked out in Round One.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37So yesterday, I went down to see my mum and I got a cab back

0:01:37 > 0:01:40to the station down in Sussex, Haywards Heath station,

0:01:40 > 0:01:43- and guess who the cab driver was?- No?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45- It was Ronnie.- No!- You know Ronnie?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47I remember Ronnie, yeah.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48No, Ronnie, Kathryn's dad.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- INCREDULOUS:- No!- How weird is that?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54I get in the cab, he says...I get in the cab and he just says,

0:01:54 > 0:01:56"I should probably point out,

0:01:56 > 0:01:59"yeah, my daughter's just been on your show."

0:01:59 > 0:02:01- Just literally out of nowhere. Isn't that bizarre?- Yeah.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Proceeded to tell... Give me about half an hour's anecdotes

0:02:04 > 0:02:06about Kathryn, none of which can be repeated, but...

0:02:06 > 0:02:08EVERYONE LAUGHS

0:02:08 > 0:02:10I thought it was interesting.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11But apparently she had a nice time.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Apparently she was gutted to be knocked out in Round One.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16- He's proud of Kathryn in lots of ways, I think.- That's good.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Law student, you know you're doing very, very well for yourself.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22But I think if you go home after another Round-Oner,

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I'm not sure Ronnie is going to be delighted.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26- No. Disowned.- Yeah, there was little something in his voice.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Anyway, a very nice man, but isn't that an amazing coincidence?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Isn't that nice. Did he say at the end,

0:02:31 > 0:02:32"I couldn't take your money, Richard.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34"I couldn't take your money."

0:02:34 > 0:02:37You know, he didn't. EVERYONE LAUGHS

0:02:37 > 0:02:40All right, thanks very much indeed, Richard. All of our questions

0:02:40 > 0:02:42on Pointless have been asked to 100 people before the show.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45As ever the aim of the game is to find a pointless answer, that

0:02:45 > 0:02:47being an answer that none of our 100 people gave.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Find one of those and we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Now Arwel and Steve didn't win the jackpot last time,

0:02:52 > 0:02:54so we add another £1,000 to that.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57So, today's jackpot starts off at...

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Right, if everyone's ready, Let's play Pointless.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10All you have to remember is that the pair with the highest

0:03:10 > 0:03:12score at the end of each round will be eliminated.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16Your job is to make sure that's not you. Our first category today is...

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Football. Can you all decide in your pairs

0:03:21 > 0:03:23who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name

0:03:34 > 0:03:37as many Champions League countries as they could.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Champions League countries. Richard?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42We're simply looking for any country who's had at least one club

0:03:42 > 0:03:45represent them in the group stages of the Champions League all

0:03:45 > 0:03:48the way through from 1992 up to the 2012, 2013 tournament.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51So any country outside the UK that's had any team in the group

0:03:51 > 0:03:54stages of the Champions League, please.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58- Thanks very much indeed. Now, Angus, welcome back.- Hello.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Remind us what you do, Angus.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01So, I work at a marketing agency.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03So we have a number of clients

0:04:03 > 0:04:06and I just market their products and services.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Outside of marketing, Angus, what do you like to get up to?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11I like to play football, funnily enough,

0:04:11 > 0:04:15and I also like to play a bit of video games as well. So...

0:04:15 > 0:04:17OK, now, Angus, what are you going to go for?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20I am going to go for...

0:04:20 > 0:04:22I know a few, but I'm going to try and...

0:04:22 > 0:04:25obviously, go for one that not a lot of people would have said.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28I'm going to go for Switzerland.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Switzerland, says Angus. Let's see if that's right.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Let's see how many of our 100 people said Switzerland.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37It's right.

0:04:42 > 0:04:4313!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47That seems a pretty good score to get the ball rolling.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Well done, Angus. 13 for Switzerland.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Yeah, they've had a few teams in those group stages.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53FC Basel, Zurich, Grasshoppers.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56One of the best named teams in Europe.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- I'm not going to argue with that. - Good name for a team, isn't it?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- It is a great name.- They used to actually BE grasshoppers playing,

0:05:02 > 0:05:04that's where they got the name from.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Very hard to spot on the field I'd have thought.- Yeah, certainly

0:05:07 > 0:05:09the camouflage was good, but the...

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Other than that, they were absolutely hopeless.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13ALEX LAUGHS

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Thanks very much indeed. Now then, Kathryn.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Hello.- So, did you know about this? Had you heard?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Did your dad ring you immediately? - I did, I think my dad rang me

0:05:21 > 0:05:24the minute Richard must've got out of the car. And I could not believe

0:05:24 > 0:05:28my luck... Well, luck, not really, but I could not believe it.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Wow! Did the immortal words, "You'll never guess

0:05:31 > 0:05:32"who I've just had in the back of my cab."

0:05:32 > 0:05:34That was pretty much it, yeah.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- How many times has he rung you and said that?- Erm...

0:05:37 > 0:05:41- that must be the first. - That's the first time? Very good.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45- So, Kathryn, last time it was Round One.- Yes.- This shall not pass.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47- That...that... We won't be... - That's not good enough.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50We are going to see much more of you today. What would be the...

0:05:50 > 0:05:53What's your favourite Pointless round? I mean, is there a round

0:05:53 > 0:05:55that you see and think, "Oh, I'd be brilliant at this?"

0:05:55 > 0:06:00Erm, if Harry Potter came up today, that would be like a dream

0:06:00 > 0:06:04come true. But not sure, maybe a backup.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06I'm fairly good on snooker knowledge,

0:06:06 > 0:06:08so snooker wouldn't be too bad.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10OK, and football, Champions League?

0:06:10 > 0:06:14My brother and my dad have always got it on the telly

0:06:14 > 0:06:17and I'm just trying to think of teams.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20I'm going to say a country, but I'm not 100% sure.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23I'm going to risk it and say Poland.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Poland...- Yes.- ..says Kathryn. Let's see if Poland's right.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Let's see how many of our 100 people said Poland.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33It is right.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Well, 13 is what we kicked off with for Switzerland. Poland...

0:06:37 > 0:06:3816.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Yeah, Legia Warsaw in Poland actually got through to the

0:06:47 > 0:06:49quarterfinals of the Champions League.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51There's another team much more recently,

0:06:51 > 0:06:54but I'm not even going to begin to try and pronounce it.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- OK...- But it's got Z's and W's in it. Yeah.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00You know the one I'm talking about.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Uh, Clemency, welcome back. - Thank you.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Now then, ah, yes, Round Two last time.- Yeah.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Now, Clemency, remind us what you do.- I'm a student at Bristol, yeah.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11- But a student of...?- Zoology.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Which is just got to be the best thing to study, isn't it?

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Yeah, it's great. I really like it. - And where are you hoping to go

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- with zoology?- Marine biology, I hope.- That's the direction?- Yeah.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Will you be based here, do you think,

0:07:22 > 0:07:25if you do Marine biology or do you think you'll be...?

0:07:25 > 0:07:26I could be, but I like to travel.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- The Florida Keys maybe, somewhere like that.- Yeah.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Yes, the world's your oyster pretty much as a marine biologist.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Exactly, yeah.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Now then, how are you feeling about Champions League football?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Football isn't too bad for me,

0:07:38 > 0:07:40but I don't really follow Champions League at all.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43But I think I could maybe guess.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47I'm just going to kind of take a bit of a punt at something.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49I'm just going to try Portugal.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Portugal, says Clemency. Let's see if that's right.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Let's see how many of our 100 people said Portugal.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Absolutely right.

0:07:57 > 0:08:0116 our high score, 13 our low at this point.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Portugal takes you to 27.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07It's not a bad answer, though.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Yeah, long history in the Champions League, Portugal.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Porto probably the most famous, actually won it under Jose Mourinho.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Thanks very much, Richard.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Now, Karen, welcome to Pointless. - Thank you.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21What do you do, Karen?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23I'm an administrator.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Can I ask what you administrate?

0:08:25 > 0:08:30- LAUGHS:- It's a small company and we supply building materials.

0:08:30 > 0:08:35OK, and what are your hobbies, Karen? What fills your time?

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- I do a lot of reading.- Very good.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Walking the dog. - What sort of dog have you got?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43- German shepherd.- What's his name?

0:08:43 > 0:08:46- She's called Belle. - She is called Belle.- She is.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48See, that's a good name for German Shepherd.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50It...it could have been worse.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Yes, sometimes, they have quite scary names.- Yeah.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55I don't know why, but just sometimes they do. And as far as...

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I can't think of a single heavyweight boxer called Belle.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00I'm sure you'll know one, but... Yeah.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Now then, Karen, football...

0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Yes.- How are we feeling about this?

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Could be better.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Well, so far people have just been saying the names of countries

0:09:11 > 0:09:13and it seems to be fine.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15I just don't know whether to take a risk or not.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Play it safe and let somebody else trying take the risk.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21ALEX LAUGHS

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Craig is looking to the sky. Well...

0:09:25 > 0:09:26I'll play it safe.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27No, I'll play it safe.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- And I'll go for Holland.- Holland.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Holland says Karen. Let's see if that's right

0:09:32 > 0:09:34and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Holland.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Well, let's see where playing it safe takes you.

0:09:39 > 0:09:4227 is our high score, 13 our low. 37!

0:09:46 > 0:09:4837 for Holland, Karen.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Yeah, the Netherlands have been represented by all sorts of teams.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54- PSV, Ajax, all sorts. - Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56So we're halfway through the round.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Let's take a look at those scores as they stand.

0:09:58 > 0:09:5913, very well done, Angus.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Not bad at all. Switzerland, who'd have thought?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03That got you out at the top of the

0:10:03 > 0:10:04table halfway through the round.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Then up to 16 where we find Kathryn and Allie

0:10:06 > 0:10:09and then up to 27 where we find Clemency and Roy.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Then up to 37 where we find Craig and Karen.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14There was something about your despair as you were looking up

0:10:14 > 0:10:16there, Craig, that tells me that you do know your football, and I think

0:10:16 > 0:10:19you'll find a nice low score for us. Best of luck. We'll come back

0:10:19 > 0:10:21down the line now. Can the second players

0:10:21 > 0:10:23please step up to the podium?

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Craig, remember, we are looking for any country that's been represented

0:10:28 > 0:10:31by a club team in the group stages of the Champions League.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Welcome, here from Oldham. - Yes.- What do you do, Craig?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36I work for the same company as Karen.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39I'm sort of a building materials sales person.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43- Did you meet at work?- No, no. I got the job before. I started there.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44How did you meet?

0:10:44 > 0:10:47We met on a blind date that was set up for...

0:10:47 > 0:10:51Karen set it up for a friend of... A mutual friend of ours to go

0:10:51 > 0:10:54and meet another friend of ours and I was the tag along...

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Did they get on? Did they? - They did on the night,

0:10:57 > 0:10:58but they've never met ever since.

0:10:58 > 0:11:03Aw... That's brilliant! So, what are your interests, Craig?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Football, unfortunately.- Perfect.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Golf.- Yup.- Snooker.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Pretty sports...sports related, mainly watching

0:11:11 > 0:11:14- rather than participating these days.- And walking Belle.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15And walking Belle.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- So, Craig, there you are. You're on 37. You're the high scorers.- Yup.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19We need a low score.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22I've got a couple of answers. Erm...

0:11:22 > 0:11:25I'm going to go for a slightly one that I think will be less,

0:11:25 > 0:11:29hopefully, if it's right. I'm going to go for Austria.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30Austria, says Craig.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Well, Switzerland scored 13, let's see where Austria ends up.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35No red line for you as you are the high scorers,

0:11:35 > 0:11:37but, yeah, how many people said Austria?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41It's right.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Lowest score of the round so far, Craig. Very well done indeed.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51That takes your total up to 46.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56- It's a tense one this, isn't it? - Isn't it?

0:11:56 > 0:11:57It's going to be very tight, I think.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Yeah, first represented in '94 by FC Salzburg.

0:12:00 > 0:12:01Thanks very much indeed.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05Now, Roy, welcome back to Pointless.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Yes, we discovered last time you work for half the time in Sweden.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Yes, yes, two weeks Sweden, two weeks home.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- And remind us what you do over there.- I work in HR.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Right. Why...why...why Sweden particularly?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20That was the headquarters of the company that I worked for,

0:12:20 > 0:12:23so I got transferred there about two years ago.

0:12:23 > 0:12:28So I got a choice between either leaving or sharing my time halfway.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29So, you fly over there, do you...

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Have you made friends with the rather regular people who commute to

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- Sweden?- No, not on the commute.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36But over there, people I work with are pretty nice.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39But I go out on a Monday, come home on a Thursday, so it's not too bad.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- It's not too bad.- No, it's not too bad.- That isn't too bad.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Roy, you're on 27. The high scorers on 46 are Craig and Karen.

0:12:45 > 0:12:5018 or less sees you very comfortably into the next round.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Again, I'm going to go for somewhere a little bit more obscure.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55I'm going to say the Ukraine.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59The Ukraine. The Ukraine says Roy.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Let's see if that's right and if it is,

0:13:00 > 0:13:03let's see how many of our 100 people said it. There's your red line.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07It's right.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12I have a feeling this will go below that line. And it does!

0:13:12 > 0:13:1416. Very well done indeed, Roy.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Takes your total up to 43. Sees you into Round Two.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Very well done. Ukraine.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Well played, Roy. Of course, famously Dynamo Kiev

0:13:21 > 0:13:24and more recently Shakhtar Donetsk.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Thanks, Richard. Now, Allie.- Hello.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Hello to you. Remind us what you do.

0:13:30 > 0:13:31I'm a student.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- And you are studying?- Media and TV.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- And enjoying it?- Yes.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Particular...particular strands of media and TV?

0:13:39 > 0:13:41What are you looking at at the moment?

0:13:41 > 0:13:44At the moment, we are filming some documentaries

0:13:44 > 0:13:45and stuff like that.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48See, that's quite fun. Do you get sort of sent off with camera crew?

0:13:48 > 0:13:52- Your own little camera crew.- Yeah. - Which do prefer, being producer,

0:13:52 > 0:13:54director... I mean, do you do all the sort of sound

0:13:54 > 0:13:55and those sorts of things as well?

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Yeah, I mainly prefer doing like the producing and stuff like that.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Yeah, interesting. Now, Allie, how do you feel about football?

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Erm, it's not my strongest subject,

0:14:04 > 0:14:07but I reckon I can take a good guess at it.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09You're in a very good place at the moment. There you are.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13Kathryn scored 16, lovely, low score there, which means 29 or less...

0:14:13 > 0:14:17- OK.- ..carries you through into Round Two. Hey!

0:14:17 > 0:14:18- KATHRYN:- Finally!

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Ronnie is going to be thrilled if you get to Round Two.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25- I'm going to go for Turkey. - Turkey.- Yeah.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28I think that has Round Two written all over it. I don't know, but I...

0:14:28 > 0:14:29- That'd be my hunch. Let's hope. - I hope so.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Fingers crossed. How many of our 100 people said Turkey?

0:14:36 > 0:14:37Well, it's right.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44You're in Round Two. Well done. 18.

0:14:46 > 0:14:4734 is your total.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Well played, Allie, it's a very good answer.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55Most famously represented by Galatasaray.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59- Thank you very much indeed. Now, Tom.- Hi.- Welcome back.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Now, we discovered last time, very excitingly,

0:15:02 > 0:15:05- you work in crisis insurance. - I do, yes.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Yes.- So terrorism and... - Terrorism.- ..kidnap and ransom.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Kidnap and ransom, hostage...

0:15:11 > 0:15:13- I don't actually kidnap people. - LAUGHTER

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Just want to make that plain. - That...

0:15:16 > 0:15:20I tell you, I didn't sleep a lot last night and I now know...

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Be a good way of drumming up business, though...

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- It's very true, actually. - ..if you did.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28That is true, actually, Tom. You should think about that.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30- I should think about changing careers.- On the sly.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Now, how long have you done this for?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35For about nine months now since I left university.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38- OK, so you're not so much negotiating the... You're not...- No.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41You're more negotiating...teas, coffees...?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43LAUGHTER

0:15:43 > 0:15:48At this stage, some months from now, it will be you...

0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Making the phone calls. - ..making the calls.

0:15:50 > 0:15:51The crisis is essentially,

0:15:51 > 0:15:55- "We've run out of milk."- Exactly. - Yeah.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Football, an interest of yours?

0:15:57 > 0:16:01- It is, yes.- 32 or less gets you through.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03I'm hoping it's going to be less than that.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05I'm going to go for Greece.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Greece.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10OK, let's see how many of our 100 people said Greece.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Will it get Tom and Angus below that red line?

0:16:15 > 0:16:16Well, it's right.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Yep, you got it! Well done. 16.

0:16:24 > 0:16:2516. 29 is your total.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Well played, Tom. Yeah, good round, everyone, actually.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Olympiacos, of course, in the last year's event got knocked

0:16:33 > 0:16:36out by Manchester United, rather surprisingly 2-0 up

0:16:36 > 0:16:39and then lost 3-2. AEK Athens, also a Greek team in the Champions League.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Now, there's no pointless answers at all.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Let's take a look at the lowest scorers.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Cyprus would have been a great answer, Famagusta represented them.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Slovenia also a good answer, both of those scoring 2.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Belarus would have scored you 3. You also would have got 3 for Serbia,

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Montenegro, for Bulgaria, for Israel

0:16:57 > 0:16:59and 4 points Finland and Slovakia. 5 for Hungary.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Those are the best answers. Let's take a look at the worst answers,

0:17:02 > 0:17:06the ones that most of our 100 people said. Germany, 56.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08They normally win these, they haven't won this one.

0:17:08 > 0:17:13Italy 59, and right at the top - Spain, 61.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16That's the new order of world football, I'm afraid.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17Thanks very much indeed.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21Well, at the end of our first round, I'm sorry to say...

0:17:21 > 0:17:23- it's our newcomers Craig and Karen.- All right.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Come all this way from Oldham and we just gave you one round.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29I'm so sorry. You did very, very well. I mean, good answer.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Nothing wrong with any of the answers.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34The Netherlands just turned out to be quite a high score there.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37And Craig, fabulous, lowest score of the round was yours,

0:17:37 > 0:17:39but I'm afraid just wasn't enough to see you through.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41We look forward to seeing you again next time.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Craig and Karen, thanks very much for playing.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56And so three pairs remain. Obviously at the end of this round,

0:17:56 > 0:17:59we have to say goodbye to another pair. Kathryn and Allie, well done.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Ronnie is going to be over the moon, isn't he?- Thank you.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03You're in Round Two. One more round

0:18:03 > 0:18:06and then you can confer before you give your answers, so...

0:18:06 > 0:18:07Phew! That's always nice.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Roy and Clemency, very well done.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Tom and Angus, once again, setting out their stall.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13They mean business there on the near podium.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two today is...

0:18:19 > 0:18:21It's Pop Songs. Can you all decide in your pairs

0:18:21 > 0:18:23who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:18:23 > 0:18:26And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30OK, and the question concerns...

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Heaven And Hell. Richard?

0:18:37 > 0:18:39We're going to show you a series of top 40 singles, all of which

0:18:39 > 0:18:42include the words 'heaven' or 'hell'. We just need you to tell us

0:18:42 > 0:18:46which act had a top 40 hit with them, please. Very, very best of luck.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48OK, so we'd like you to tell us the artist

0:18:48 > 0:18:50who had hits with these songs in the years shown.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Here's our first board of six. And we have got...

0:19:05 > 0:19:07I'll read those all one last time.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Angus?

0:19:22 > 0:19:24This isn't a good one for me.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Pop music has never been a strong suit of mine.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31There is one answer on there which I could take a stab at.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35And I've got two artists in my head,

0:19:35 > 0:19:38which doesn't help. So I've got a 50-50 chance

0:19:38 > 0:19:40of perhaps getting it right.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43I'm going to say Bat Out Of Hell,

0:19:43 > 0:19:44Meatloaf.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Meatloaf, says Angus. Let's see if that's right.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Let's see how many of our 100 people said Meatloaf.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52It's right.

0:19:54 > 0:19:5669. It's a high score, but...

0:19:57 > 0:20:00...you might have removed one of the easier answers from the board.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03- Richard?- Yeah, it's been a hit twice, Bat Out Of Hell,

0:20:03 > 0:20:06bigger the second time around, but big score for Meatloaf, isn't it?

0:20:06 > 0:20:10- Big score.- Thanks very much. Kathryn.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15- Very glad. Well, I say very glad, I know an answer.- Good.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18I knew the one that's just gone

0:20:18 > 0:20:21and I think Locked Out Of Heaven is Bruno Mars.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Bruno Mars, says Kathryn for Locked Out Of Heaven.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Bruno Mars.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29It's right.

0:20:34 > 0:20:3614. Very well done, Kathryn.

0:20:38 > 0:20:4014 for Bruno Mars.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Yeah, good answer, Kathryn. He's one unbelievable songwriter,

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Bruno Mars. He started out as just a songwriter. It's only more recently

0:20:47 > 0:20:50- he's he started performing his own stuff.- I didn't know that.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51But to enormous success.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54He did that at the 2014 Super Bowl half-time as well.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56- That's a good song. - That's good going.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Now, Roy, that board is all yours. - HE LAUGHS

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Talk us through it... You're laughing, Roy.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04I knew Bat Out Of Hell, Meatloaf.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Sadly, I know that Showaddywaddy

0:21:06 > 0:21:08did a version of Three Steps To

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Heaven in the '70s, but they didn't

0:21:11 > 0:21:12do the original.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14And I haven't got a clue,

0:21:14 > 0:21:16I don't think, on the others.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20So I'm going to have a guess and go

0:21:20 > 0:21:22for Hell Raiser

0:21:22 > 0:21:24and say Led Zeppelin.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Led Zeppelin for Hell Raiser. Let's see if that's right.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Let's see how many people said it if it is. Led Zeppelin.

0:21:31 > 0:21:36Oh, I'm sorry, Roy. Not Led Zeppelin as it turns out.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37That scores you 100 points.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Yes, sorry, Roy never a singles band Led Zeppelin.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Hell Raiser is actually The Sweet.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45That's a terrific answer, it would have scored you 4 points.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47So, well done if you said that.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49The top one is Heaven Is A Place On Earth

0:21:49 > 0:21:52is Belinda Carlisle.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53Would have scored you 28.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Devon is a place on earth is a more accurate thing to say.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Three Steps To Heaven.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Well, the 1960 version was Eddie Cochran.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Would have scored you 6. And the best answer on the board,

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Heaven's What I Feel is Gloria Estefan.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10- 1 point for that.- Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12So, we're halfway through the round.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Let's take a look at those scores.

0:22:14 > 0:22:1614, Catherine, very well done indeed.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Then up to 69, Angus and Tom.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Then up to 100, Roy and Clemency.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Now, Clemency, you'll get the first bite at the next board,

0:22:22 > 0:22:24so find a nice low score and who knows,

0:22:24 > 0:22:26maybe it'll be enough to keep you in the game.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29But depending on how much Tom knows about his heaven and hell pop songs.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31We are going to come back down the line now.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:22:36 > 0:22:39OK, let's put six more Heaven And Hell songs on the board.

0:22:39 > 0:22:40And here they come.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57I'll read those one last time.

0:23:13 > 0:23:14Clemency.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17I was kind of hoping there would be something a bit newer cos

0:23:17 > 0:23:20I don't really know anything about all the music.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22And I recognise the names,

0:23:22 > 0:23:24but I don't know who they are by.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26But I'm going to go for

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Highway To Hell and say AC/DC.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32AC/DC, says Clemency for Highway To Hell.

0:23:32 > 0:23:33No red line as you are the high scorers,

0:23:33 > 0:23:36but let's see how many people said AC/DC.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39It's right.

0:23:44 > 0:23:4521.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52That could save you.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55We'll have to see how much everyone else knows further down the line,

0:23:55 > 0:23:56but that could save you.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Yeah, well done, Clemency. You did all you could there.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00It wasn't a huge hit when it first came out.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02It was a much bigger hit in 2013 actually.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05It was an anti-X Factor... You know, when they trying get something else

0:24:05 > 0:24:08to number one at Christmas? It got to number four.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Thanks very much. Now then, Allie.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14You are through, by the way even if you score 100 points.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Brilliant cos I don't know any, so...

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Oh, well, that's good.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20You can have fun guessing at one.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22I'm going to go

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Knockin' On Heaven's Door

0:24:24 > 0:24:25and Cliff Richard.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27- I have no idea.- OK.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Well, listen, no red line for you for the nice reason that

0:24:30 > 0:24:31you are already through,

0:24:31 > 0:24:33but let's see how many of our 100 people said Cliff Richard.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Oh, I'm afraid that's the incorrect answer.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Takes your total to 114, but you are already through.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Yeah, Cliff doesn't need to knock.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48He's got a key. EVERYONE LAUGHS

0:24:51 > 0:24:55Yep. Thanks very much indeed. Now, Tom.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Tom, this is where the game is going to be played, Tom.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02- Yes.- Oh, he's got an inscrutable face, Tom, hasn't he?

0:25:02 > 0:25:05I do not know if that's panic going on in there or jubilation.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08- It's got to be. Got to be.- Definitely panic.- That's his training.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12This is a crisis. Definitely a crisis right now.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Talk us through the board if you can, Tom.

0:25:14 > 0:25:15I know the song

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Knockin' On Heaven's Door, but...

0:25:18 > 0:25:20You can do your thinking out loud if you like.

0:25:20 > 0:25:21It's going round and round in my head

0:25:21 > 0:25:23and I can probably sing the song.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25But I cannot, for the life of me,

0:25:25 > 0:25:26remember who it's by.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31The Road To Hell (Part Two), I'm going to hope

0:25:31 > 0:25:33it's by Metallica.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38OK, Metallica, says Tom. The Road To Hell (Part Two) from 1989.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Let's see if that's right. There is your red line.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44If you get below that red line, its head-to-head time.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47How many of our 100 people said Metallica?

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Oh, Tom, I'm sorry. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Takes you're total of to 169.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02Yeah, sorry, Tom. It's actually it was a very big hit for Chris Rea.

0:26:02 > 0:26:06It would have scored you 29 points.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08He wrote that song while he was stuck in a traffic jam, as you might

0:26:08 > 0:26:11imagine and he...he auctions where he wrote the lyrics.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14He wrote the lyrics and all it is...

0:26:14 > 0:26:17is the lyrics, an Indian takeaway menu and a note to phone Brenda.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19It's quite sweet, isn't it?

0:26:19 > 0:26:21- Well, that's what was written on his thing?- Yes.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24He must... Because he also did Driving Home For Christmas.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26He must've spent a lot of time in the car.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28A lot of songs written while he's just going...

0:26:28 > 0:26:30- HE SIGHS:- Tapping on the roof.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Every time he needs another hit, he must think,

0:26:32 > 0:26:35"I'll just go for a drive somewhere busy."

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Tough board this one, actually.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Well, Hell Hath No Fury is Frankie Lane

0:26:40 > 0:26:43and it's a pointless answer. So very well done if you said that.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Lots and lots of people will be shouting this next answer out.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49- It is...- Smiths.- The Smiths. Heaven Knows I'm Miserable now.

0:26:49 > 0:26:5223. Heaven Is In The Back Seat Of My Cadillac...

0:26:52 > 0:26:54- HE SIGHS:- I don't know.

0:26:54 > 0:26:55Would that work on anyone?

0:26:57 > 0:26:59It's by Hot Chocolate. It would have scored you 2 points.

0:26:59 > 0:27:03Now, Knockin' on Heaven's Door, it's been a hit for a number of people.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05It was a big hit for Guns N' Roses, but this is

0:27:05 > 0:27:07- Bob Dylan.- Oh.

0:27:08 > 0:27:1014 points for that. He wrote it, of course.

0:27:10 > 0:27:14Thanks for a much indeed, Richard. So, at the end of our second round,

0:27:14 > 0:27:15I'm afraid it's Tom and Angus

0:27:15 > 0:27:19our go-getting low scorers last time

0:27:19 > 0:27:21and you seemed to be on track for another low score this time.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25I'm sorry. That was... I mean, did you know any of those?

0:27:25 > 0:27:28I should really have known the Chris Rea one cos my dad has him

0:27:28 > 0:27:32on constantly, so, maybe I'll have to find somewhere else to live now.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34- LAUGHTER - I'm really sorry we have to say

0:27:34 > 0:27:37goodbye to you, Tom and Angus. It's great having you on the show.

0:27:37 > 0:27:38Thank you so much for playing.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Really good contestants. Tom and Angus.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51Congratulations, Kathryn and Allie, Roy and Clemency.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54You are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for our

0:27:54 > 0:27:55jackpot, which currently stands at...

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Here's the point where we decide who gets to play for that

0:28:01 > 0:28:04jackpot. And we do that by making you go head-to-head.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Of course, the difference is you are now allowed to chat before you

0:28:07 > 0:28:09give your answers. You can have a good confer,

0:28:09 > 0:28:12and the first pair to win two questions will be playing for the

0:28:12 > 0:28:15jackpot. Well, neither of you have been here before.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Well, best of luck to both pairs. Let's play head-to-head.

0:28:23 > 0:28:26Here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:28:31 > 0:28:32Famous Dresses. Richard?

0:28:32 > 0:28:35We're going to show you five pictures of famous dresses now.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38Can you tell us who is wearing each one, please?

0:28:38 > 0:28:41Thanks very much indeed. Let's find out. Let's reveal our five dresses

0:28:41 > 0:28:43and here they come. We've got...

0:29:03 > 0:29:06OK, five famous dresses.

0:29:06 > 0:29:08Kathryn and Allie, you have been our low scorers

0:29:08 > 0:29:11throughout the show, so you will go first.

0:29:11 > 0:29:12THEY WHISPER

0:29:12 > 0:29:15- I know D. It's really frustrating.- Yeah, I know!

0:29:15 > 0:29:18- We should just go for A. - Yeah.- OK.- Yeah.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20- You OK?- Yeah.

0:29:20 > 0:29:24Erm...we know a couple definitely.

0:29:24 > 0:29:25A few of them look familiar,

0:29:25 > 0:29:27but not 100% sure.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29So we're going to go with A

0:29:29 > 0:29:30and Lady Gaga.

0:29:30 > 0:29:34A - Lady Gaga, say Kathryn and Allie. A - Lady Gaga.

0:29:34 > 0:29:37Now, Roy and Clemency, do you fancy talking us

0:29:37 > 0:29:39through the other dresses?

0:29:39 > 0:29:40Well, we can try.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42We knew A was Lady Gaga.

0:29:42 > 0:29:45We think B is maybe Geri Halliwell.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48C, Elizabeth Hurley.

0:29:48 > 0:29:51E is Queen Elizabeth II, yeah.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54And D, we're not too sure on.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56- I think...- It's either Naomi Campbell

0:29:56 > 0:30:00or maybe David Bowie's wife, Iman.

0:30:00 > 0:30:04- But we're not sure. So we will go for C - Elizabeth Hurley.- Yeah.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06OK, C - Elizabeth Hurley.

0:30:06 > 0:30:08So, we have Lady Gaga and Elizabeth Hurley.

0:30:08 > 0:30:12Kathryn and Allie said that A was Lady Gaga.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how

0:30:14 > 0:30:15many of our 100 people said that.

0:30:19 > 0:30:20It's right.

0:30:22 > 0:30:2356.

0:30:26 > 0:30:2756 for Lady Gaga.

0:30:28 > 0:30:33Meanwhile, Roy and Clemency have named C as Elizabeth Hurley.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Let's see if that's right and if it is,

0:30:35 > 0:30:37let's see how many people said Liz Hurley.

0:30:39 > 0:30:40It's right.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45And you win, well done. 46 for Liz Hurley.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50Roy and Clemency, after one question you are up 1-0.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52Let's take a look through the rest. You're right about B.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55It's Geri Halliwell. Biggest scorer up there though,

0:30:55 > 0:30:58would have scored you 74 points.

0:30:58 > 0:31:01D is Grace Jones,

0:31:01 > 0:31:02would have scored you 22.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04Now, I know Geri Halliwell scored 74,

0:31:04 > 0:31:07but you'd think the Queen would score more than 74, wouldn't you?

0:31:07 > 0:31:10But it's not the Queen.

0:31:10 > 0:31:13It's not the Queen. A lot of our 100 people said it was.

0:31:13 > 0:31:14It's a pointless answer.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16It's actually Jackie Kennedy.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18That's the dress she married JFK in.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21All right, thanks very much indeed.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24Here comes your second question. Kathryn and Allie, come on.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27Ronnie is going to be getting nervous round about now.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30We need a score from you. You have to win this one to stay in the game.

0:31:30 > 0:31:32Best of luck. It concerns...

0:31:36 > 0:31:39- Aesop's Fables. Richard.- Going to show you the titles of five

0:31:39 > 0:31:41of Aesop's Fables, but with some letters removed.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43Can you fill in the gaps?

0:31:43 > 0:31:47OK, let's reveal our five fables and here they come. We've got...

0:32:01 > 0:32:03I'll read those all one last time.

0:32:13 > 0:32:14Now, Roy and Clemency,

0:32:14 > 0:32:16you will go first this time.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18THEY WHISPER

0:32:18 > 0:32:19I guess that's The Fox And The Crow.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21Yeah, and The Dog In The Manger.

0:32:24 > 0:32:26I don't know any... I don't know.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28Let's go with The Dog In The Manger.

0:32:30 > 0:32:33Yep, we will go for the second one down,

0:32:33 > 0:32:35The Dog In The Manger.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38The Dog In The Manger. OK, Roy and Clemency say The Dog In The Manger.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40Kathryn and Allie, the board's all yours.

0:32:40 > 0:32:41Do you want to talk us through it?

0:32:43 > 0:32:47We don't know any, so...

0:32:47 > 0:32:50Erm, the bottom one is The Fox

0:32:50 > 0:32:52And The...

0:32:52 > 0:32:54Let's think of an animal.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57- I can't think of an animal. - THEY LAUGH

0:32:57 > 0:32:59OK.

0:32:59 > 0:33:02- The Wolf And The... - Shall I just make something up?

0:33:02 > 0:33:05- Make something up.- The Wolf And The...Cattle. Doesn't even fit

0:33:05 > 0:33:06in there, but it will do.

0:33:06 > 0:33:10The Wolf And The Cattle.

0:33:10 > 0:33:13OK, so, we've got The Dog In The Manger and The Wolf In The Cattle.

0:33:13 > 0:33:16Roy and Clemency went for The Dog In The Manger.

0:33:16 > 0:33:17Let's see if that's right.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21It is.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26And it goes down to 27.

0:33:30 > 0:33:34Kathryn and Allie, I'm afraid you were struggling with that board

0:33:34 > 0:33:36a bit, weren't you? The Wolf And The Cattle you've gone for.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39Let's see what the board makes of that.

0:33:42 > 0:33:45I'm afraid...I'm afraid an incorrect answer.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47Roy and Clemency, very well done.

0:33:47 > 0:33:49After only two questions, you are straight through to the final.

0:33:49 > 0:33:54- 2-0.- Yeah, it's The Wolf And The Crane is that top one.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57And it's a low scorer as well. Would have got you the point.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59It would have scored you 5. The next one down.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01The next one down is a story about you and I.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03It's The Man And The Satyr.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07It would have scored you 2 points and that's about you

0:34:07 > 0:34:09and I because you are the man and I'm...been sat here for...

0:34:09 > 0:34:12700 episodes. LAUGHTER

0:34:14 > 0:34:16The next one down also would have won you the point.

0:34:16 > 0:34:19- You probably could have worked this one out.- Horse And Groom.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21The Horse And The Groom, yeah. GIRLS GROAN

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Would have scored you 11. And the next one is the biggest scorer

0:34:24 > 0:34:27cos there's literally only two words that can fit in probably.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29The Fox And The Crow.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31Would have scored you 57 points.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33Thanks very much indeed. So, the pair leaving us at the end

0:34:33 > 0:34:36of the head-to-head round, I'm so sorry, Kathryn and Allie.

0:34:36 > 0:34:37You've done so well today.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40An exemplary performance on Pointless right up to the

0:34:40 > 0:34:41head-to-head round.

0:34:41 > 0:34:46And then, I'm afraid, Celebrity Dresses and Aesop did for you.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48- We are... Ha!- But you can leave with your heads held high.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51You've done very, very well. A creditable performance.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53Thanks very much for playing. Kathryn and Allie.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55- Great contestants.- BOTH: Thank you.

0:34:56 > 0:35:00But for Roy and Clemency, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06Congratulations, Roy and Clemency, you fought off all

0:35:06 > 0:35:09the competition and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:15 > 0:35:17You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:35:17 > 0:35:20and at the end of today show, the jackpot stands at...

0:35:23 > 0:35:26- Well, congratulations. That's great. - BOTH: Thank you.

0:35:26 > 0:35:30Round Two last time. This time very, very, easy progress through.

0:35:30 > 0:35:32- 2-0 in the head-to-head.- Yeah.

0:35:32 > 0:35:34- ALEX SIGHS - A lot of luck, I think.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37What would you like to see come up in this last round?

0:35:37 > 0:35:39Sport. Well, for him.

0:35:39 > 0:35:42Sport or Nature, something zoology-based would be nice.

0:35:42 > 0:35:46OK. Well, as always, you know you get to choose your categories.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48We will put four up on the board. Let's see what they are.

0:35:48 > 0:35:50Let's hope there's one up there that you like.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52Today's options are...

0:36:01 > 0:36:03LAUGHTER

0:36:03 > 0:36:05- (Politics.)- Yeah, we'll have to go for that, yeah.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07We will go for UK Politics.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09OK, UK Politics, it is. Richard.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11OK, good luck. Three very different questions here.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13We are looking for any politician who's been

0:36:13 > 0:36:15the head of the Department Of Health since the war.

0:36:15 > 0:36:18That's usually the Secretary Of State for Health.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20It's been under different titles, but any minister who heads up

0:36:20 > 0:36:23the Department Of Health. We are looking for anyone who's been

0:36:23 > 0:36:26a leader of the Labour or Tory party since 1900

0:36:26 > 0:36:28who has not become prime minister.

0:36:28 > 0:36:31Or we are looking for anybody who has held the post of foreign

0:36:31 > 0:36:35secretary and prime minister since 1782.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37So, anyone who has headed up the Department For Health

0:36:37 > 0:36:40since the war, anyone who has been leader of the Tories or Labour,

0:36:40 > 0:36:42but not become prime minister.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45Or anyone who has been foreign secretary and prime minister.

0:36:45 > 0:36:46Very, very best of luck.

0:36:46 > 0:36:48OK. Thank you very much.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50Now, as always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three

0:36:50 > 0:36:53answers and all you need to win that jackpot, £2,000,

0:36:53 > 0:36:56is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:36:56 > 0:36:57- Are you ready?- BOTH: Yes.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:01 > 0:37:02So, do you know...

0:37:02 > 0:37:04I don't know anything...

0:37:04 > 0:37:06- LAUGHS:- ..so you can just go to them all.

0:37:06 > 0:37:07So, Aneurin Bevan was the guy

0:37:07 > 0:37:10who founded the Department Of Health.

0:37:10 > 0:37:11Unsuccessful Party Leaders.

0:37:11 > 0:37:14John Smith was a Labour leader who died.

0:37:14 > 0:37:17Foreign Secretary...

0:37:19 > 0:37:20There's a guy might...

0:37:20 > 0:37:22David Owen was Foreign Secretary

0:37:22 > 0:37:26with the Liberal...or with Labour.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28Are there Department of Health...

0:37:28 > 0:37:31- Who is the current head? - I don't know.- Party leaders.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34There's been a lot in the Conservative Party.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37Do you remember that World War I programme...

0:37:37 > 0:37:40No, I'm really sorry, No, I don't. I don't know anything.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42So, let's go...let's go John Smith.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44Yeah.

0:37:44 > 0:37:46Who was the first one you said?

0:37:46 > 0:37:49- That's Aneurin Bevan.- OK.

0:37:49 > 0:37:50And let's go foreign secretary...

0:37:50 > 0:37:52- 10 seconds left.- ..Ernest Bevin.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55- Ernest Bevin. OK. Let's do that then. Yeah?- Yeah.

0:37:55 > 0:37:58- We're good? OK.- OK.

0:37:58 > 0:37:59There we are, ahead of time.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01You have your three answers.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03Let's hear what those answers are.

0:38:03 > 0:38:06- So, for the Department Of Health, we're going for Aneurin Bevan.- OK.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09Nye Bevan. Yes, Aneurin Bevan. Yep.

0:38:09 > 0:38:13For the Unsuccessful Party Leader, we'll go for John Smith.

0:38:13 > 0:38:16- John Smith. - And for Foreign Secretary,

0:38:16 > 0:38:17we'll go for Ernest Bevin.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20Ernest Bevin you're going to say for Foreign Secretary.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:23 > 0:38:26- I think Ernest Bevin.- OK. Ernest Bevin we will put last.

0:38:26 > 0:38:28Least likely to be pointless?

0:38:28 > 0:38:31- Aneurin Bevan.- OK, Nye Bevan we will put first.

0:38:31 > 0:38:33OK, let's put those answers

0:38:33 > 0:38:36up on the board in that order. And here they are. We've got...

0:38:40 > 0:38:41- Well, best of luck.- BOTH: Thank you.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44Your first answer was Aneurin Bevan. This is the one that you thought was

0:38:44 > 0:38:47probably least likely to be pointless. Remember, only one of

0:38:47 > 0:38:50these has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot. 2,000 quid.

0:38:50 > 0:38:52Quite a nice sum to be taking back with you.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54Clemency, what would you do with your share of that?

0:38:54 > 0:38:59I'm actually saving up at the moment to go on a research trip to Cuba.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01See, that's the thing, marine biology. All your...

0:39:01 > 0:39:03I mean, do you ever go anywhere unpleasant?

0:39:03 > 0:39:07- I mean, is there anywhere?- Not really, no.- No.- It's not too bad.

0:39:07 > 0:39:08Yeah.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11- But, yeah, that would help a lot towards it, so...- OK, good.

0:39:11 > 0:39:12Roy, how about you?

0:39:12 > 0:39:14It's a very expensive trip,

0:39:14 > 0:39:16so I think it would also go towards the trip.

0:39:16 > 0:39:17AUDIENCE: Aww!

0:39:17 > 0:39:19- CHUCKLES:- To the trip as well.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21Maybe, also it could subsidize a little parental trip out

0:39:21 > 0:39:24- there as well just make sure everything is going...- Supervision.

0:39:24 > 0:39:27..all right down Havana way.

0:39:27 > 0:39:28OK, well very best of luck.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30Yes, Aneurin Bevan was your first answer.

0:39:30 > 0:39:32In this case, we were looking for Post-war

0:39:32 > 0:39:34heads of the Department For Health.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see

0:39:36 > 0:39:38if it's pointless for £2,000. Aneurin Bevan.

0:39:43 > 0:39:44It's right.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47If this goes all the way down to zero,

0:39:47 > 0:39:49you will leave here immediately with

0:39:49 > 0:39:512,000 quid in your back pockets.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53Nye Bevan now taking us down

0:39:53 > 0:39:54to single figures...

0:39:54 > 0:39:55Ooh! 7.

0:39:55 > 0:39:59APPLAUSE

0:39:59 > 0:40:02Very well done indeed.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04Not bad at all. Single figures there.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07Great score. Sadly, not a pointless answer, though.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10So, we have to move on to your next submission, which was John Smith.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13In this case, we were looking for unsuccessful party leaders.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16Again, it has to be right and then it has to be pointless.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19So, let's find out, for £2,000, how many people said John Smith.

0:40:23 > 0:40:27It's right. Now, Nye Bevan took us all the way down to 7.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29John Smith now taking us down

0:40:29 > 0:40:31through the 30s into the 20s,

0:40:31 > 0:40:33into the teens, still going down...

0:40:33 > 0:40:34Ooh, 13.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37APPLAUSE

0:40:41 > 0:40:43OK. I'm afraid still not a pointless answer,

0:40:43 > 0:40:46so everything now rides on your third and final answer.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48The one you thought was your best shot at a pointless answer,

0:40:48 > 0:40:50which was Ernest Bevin.

0:40:50 > 0:40:52In this case, we were looking for people who were foreign

0:40:52 > 0:40:54secretary and prime minister.

0:40:55 > 0:40:57It has to be right, then it has to be pointless

0:40:57 > 0:40:59for you to win that jackpot.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02For £2,000, how many people said Ernest Bevin? Is it pointless?

0:41:10 > 0:41:12I'm afraid that's incorrect answer.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17Two very good answers there.

0:41:17 > 0:41:20Lovely low scores, but I'm afraid no pointless answers.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22So I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £2,000.

0:41:22 > 0:41:24That will roll over onto the next show,

0:41:24 > 0:41:27- but we really enjoyed having you on both shows.- Thank you.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29- And you get a Pointless trophy each to take home.- Great, thank you.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31So, there we are. Well done.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37Yeah, very well played. Plenty of pointless answers out there.

0:41:37 > 0:41:40Ernest Bevan was foreign secretary, but was never prime minister.

0:41:40 > 0:41:43So not of right answer there, but lots of pointless answers

0:41:43 > 0:41:44in the different categories.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47Let's take a look at the Department Of Health. There's lots of answers

0:41:47 > 0:41:49people will know. There are lots of names you'll know,

0:41:49 > 0:41:51but that 60 seconds, it's tough.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53Alan Johnson of Labour, Frank Dobson of Labour,

0:41:53 > 0:41:55Kenneth Clarke was a pointless answer.

0:41:55 > 0:41:58Norman Fowler, both of those Tories. Also could have had Enoch Powell.

0:41:58 > 0:42:01You could've had Iain MacLeod. You could've had John Reid.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04Another recent one. Keith Joseph, Patrick Jenkin, Stephen Dorrell.

0:42:04 > 0:42:06So lots of pointless answers out there.

0:42:06 > 0:42:09Let's take a look at unsuccessful party leaders.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11All four of these Labour. George Barnes, George Lansbury -

0:42:11 > 0:42:14Angela Lansbury's grandfather, Kier Hardie, the first leader of the

0:42:14 > 0:42:18Labour Party. William Adamson as well. All of those pointless.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21And people who have been prime minister and foreign secretary.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Arthur Balfour, the Duke of Wellington, George Canning.

0:42:24 > 0:42:27You could have had Earl Grey. You could've had Lord John Russell,

0:42:27 > 0:42:29Marquess of Salisbury, Ramsay MacDonald

0:42:29 > 0:42:30would have been a pointless answer.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33Palmerston would have been pointless answer. Earl of Liverpool as well.

0:42:33 > 0:42:36All of those pointless. Well done if you got any of those at home

0:42:36 > 0:42:39and unlucky in the studio. Tough in 60 seconds, isn't it?

0:42:39 > 0:42:41Thanks very much. Unfortunately we have to say goodbye to you,

0:42:41 > 0:42:44Roy and Clemency, but it's been great having you on the show.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47- BOTH: Thank you.- Thank you so much for playing. Roy and Clemency.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51Well, sadly, Roy and Clemency didn't win our jackpot today,

0:42:51 > 0:42:55so it rolls over onto the next show when we will be playing for £3,000.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00Join us then, see if someone can win it. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from

0:43:00 > 0:43:03- Richard.- Goodbye.- And it's goodbye for me. Goodbye.