0:00:20 > 0:00:22Thank you very much indeed!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Hello, I am Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,
0:00:24 > 0:00:26the show where we are always striving
0:00:26 > 0:00:28to find most obscure answers possible.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Let's meet today's players.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35And couple number one.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37My name is Peter, this is my friend Michael,
0:00:37 > 0:00:39and we are both from Burnley in Lancashire.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Couple number two?
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Hello, I'm Dani from Leamington Spa and this is my best friend,
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Sue, from Kenilworth.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Couple number three.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48My name is Rhys and this is my housemate, Jake,
0:00:48 > 0:00:50and we live in Leeds together.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51And finally, couple number four.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Hello, I'm Sue and this is my husband, Jon, and we come
0:00:54 > 0:00:56from Whalley in Lancashire.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58And these are today's contestants.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Thanks very much, all of you.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05We'll find out more about each of you as the show goes along.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09He's got the easy patter of a car salesman
0:01:09 > 0:01:11and the questionable morals too.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13It is my Pointless friend, it is Richard.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Hiya. Hi, everybody.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Hiya.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Good afternoon to you.- And to you! - How are you?
0:01:21 > 0:01:22I'm very well, thank you.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- It was an exciting endgame last time, wasn't it?- Yeah.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Two wrong answers then a one-pointer.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28ALEXANDER EXHALES Oh.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Oh.- That was harsh, wasn't it?- Yeah.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Look how delighted they are to hear that.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34All they're thinking about is £1,000, aren't they?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Not thinking about two broken men, which is what we saw, didn't we?
0:01:37 > 0:01:41In tears, they were. Look at the eight of you. You're a disgrace.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42THEY LAUGH
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Jon and Sue, welcome back. Did very well last time.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Got all the way through to the head-to-head.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48And we have another Sue back.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Sue and Dani, first round were you knocked out the last time?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54So we need to see a little bit more of you this time, I think.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58As ever, we've asked every question on Pointless
0:01:58 > 0:01:59to 100 people before the show
0:01:59 > 0:02:02and the aim of the game is to find a pointless answer,
0:02:02 > 0:02:04that being an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Do that and we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Now, Steve and Jez didn't win the jackpot last time,
0:02:10 > 0:02:12so we add another £1,000 to that.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15So today's jackpot starts off at £2,250.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Right, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27The only thing you have to remember is that the pair with
0:02:27 > 0:02:31the highest score at the end of each round will be heading home.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33So do everything you can to make sure that pair is not yours.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Our first category today is...
0:02:39 > 0:02:40US Geography.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Can you decide in your pairs
0:02:41 > 0:02:43who's going first, who's going second?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...
0:03:00 > 0:03:01..as they could.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04US states that appear alphabetically between California and New York.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Richard?- Yes, very simple this one.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Just looking for any of the 50 states whose names come
0:03:08 > 0:03:12alphabetically between those two, between California and New York.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Good.- Couldn't be simpler, right? - Couldn't be simpler.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oh, it could be simpler, but...
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- it couldn't be much simpler. - Couldn't be much.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Could just say name a state.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I could see name a thing. That would be simpler.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23But that's not what we're doing. That's Round Two.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26OK, Round Two, Round Two, Round Two. Pete.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Welcome to Pointless. Good to have you here. What do you do, Peter?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- I'm a travel agent. - Oh, that's fun.- Yes.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Now, that's fun.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I would imagine it's a sort of slightly dwindling industry,
0:03:35 > 0:03:38the travel agency. A lot of people just book their own flights now.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39I actually work from home,
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I don't work in a call centre or anything like that.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I work from home, sell cruises, more specifically.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- Do you do cold calling ever?- No.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49I'd love it if people cold called you about holidays, though.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51It's one of the few cold calls I'd happily take.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Oh! If you answer the phone and just hear the sound of waves...
0:03:55 > 0:03:56"You could be here."
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Then I'd be...
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- It's an idea.- It's an idea. - Yeah, it is an idea.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- What are your hobbies, Pete? - Travelling.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Obviously I like to travel a lot. And...
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Do you get to sample all the holidays?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Do you go off on the holidays on... I'm not going to call it a freebie,
0:04:10 > 0:04:13but one for which you don't have to pay?
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Yes.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Have you been to America?- Yes.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Have you got a good state that appears
0:04:19 > 0:04:21somewhere between these two, alphabetically?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23I think I have, yeah.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I am going to go for Delaware.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Delaware, says Pete. OK, Delaware.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36It's right.
0:04:41 > 0:04:4419 for Delaware. Very well done indeed, Pete.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- APPLAUSE - That gets the ball rolling.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51It's a good answer. It's only little, Delaware.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54The 49th biggest state in America, which out of 50 is not good.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56No. Well, it is good. It's doing really well.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- I mean, for its size, it has done terrifically.- That's nice.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Nice for Delaware.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Dani, welcome back.- Hello. - Remind us what you do.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07I work at Warwickshire College in the library.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09And your hobbies are?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Singing, playing mandolin. Learning to...
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- You're in not one but two bands? - That's right.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Reykjavik is the name of one of the bands.- That's right.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20And the other one is called something like
0:05:20 > 0:05:22They Shoot Horses Don't They.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24What's it called? It's got a funny name.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25- It's Mine McGarry. - It's Mine McGarry.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29It is after my surname because I've got a bit of a reputation
0:05:29 > 0:05:32for accidentally drinking other people's drinks in pubs.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- So it's called It's Mine McGarry. - So they say, "It's mine, McGarry."
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- And take it off me.- OK, anyway.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Listen, Dani, what are you going to go for?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41California and New York are our bookends.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Um...
0:05:43 > 0:05:45I'm going to go with Maryland.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50Maryland. OK. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Maryland.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57It is also right. 19 is our only score so far for Delaware.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Let's see where Maryland ends up.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Oh, look at that!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Maryland, 8.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03APPLAUSE
0:06:08 > 0:06:11The blue crab is the state crustacean of Maryland,
0:06:11 > 0:06:13in case you were wondering.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I wish we had a crustacean. We don't have a state crustacean.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18What, you and I?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- We could get a crustacean if you want one.- We could if you like.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22- That's easily done.- Yeah.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24We could have a little whelk, couldn't we?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- LAUGHTER - A warm whelk.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28RICHARD LAUGHS
0:06:28 > 0:06:30A warm whelk to Pointless.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31- Yeah.- Very nice.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Oh. Fantastic.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Rhys. Rhys, welcome.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Here from Leeds.- Yes.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- And what are you doing in Leeds? - I'm studying English and philosophy.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45What do you think you're going to do when you finish? Have you...?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48I would quite like to go into screenwriting and I write other
0:06:48 > 0:06:53people's stand-up material for them, so something along those lines.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Do you not fancy doing any stand-up yourself?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59I did for a bit but I enjoy the writing more at the moment.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I can read between the lines there.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03You didn't really enjoy the actual standing up.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- You've tried writing screenplays? - Yeah.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09And I hope that one day I do get to make a film.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Well, very best of luck with that, Rhys. What are you going to go for?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16I feel bad because my best friend's moving to America next year
0:07:16 > 0:07:18and my American geography is absolutely terrible.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I'm going to say Nevada.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Nevada, says Rhys. Nevada.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Well, I tell you, your alphabet's good.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Let's see if Nevada is right.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35It's right.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Well, 19 is our high score and 8 our low.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- 14. - APPLAUSE
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Pretty much in the middle there, Rhys. Well done. 14 for Nevada.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Very well played, Rhys.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Every single member of the audience was going,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52"Hold on, is that before New York?"
0:07:52 > 0:07:54LAUGHTER
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Thanks very much indeed. Now, Sue, welcome back.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Remind us of what you do, Sue.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- I'm a retired head teacher. - And your hobbies? What are they?
0:08:02 > 0:08:09I love baking and taking dogs for a walk, reading.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- How many dogs have you got?- Two.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- What are they?- Chocolate Labradors.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Mmm! Chocolate Labrador. - Nom, nom, nom.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Oh, imagine if someone brought in a chocolate Labrador?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Oh, I'd like that!- I brought chocolate brownies in today.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- We all had chocolate brownies. - Chocolate brownie, bleugh -
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Chocolate Labradors. Life-size.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Did you really bring chocolate brownies in?- I did.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- But for who?- We've all had chocolate brownies.- Oh, for the green room?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Yes.- Oh, that's nice. - Oh, well, whoppee-do.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35LAUGHTER
0:08:35 > 0:08:38So everyone here is OK, are you? You're all all right?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- They are replete.- Were they nice?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Yeah.- Very nice.- That's the right answer.- Yeah, all right.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Maybe she's brought some for us for later.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Oh, well, well... Yeah.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Maybe.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Come on, then, Sue. What have you got?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Well, my son came down with us today
0:08:58 > 0:09:02because he's getting his American visa today to go to Georgia.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Excellent. Georgia, says Sue. Let's see if that's right.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Let's see how many of 100 people said Georgia.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10It's right.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15Well, 19 still our high score, 8 still our low.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16- Oh, till now.- Oh.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- 24 is new high. - APPLAUSE
0:09:19 > 0:09:2224 for Georgia.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Named after George II.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Thanks, Richard.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27We're halfway through the round.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Let's take a look at those scores as they stand.
0:09:29 > 0:09:318. Look at that, Dani.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Absolutely starting the way you mean
0:09:33 > 0:09:34to continue. Very well done.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Then up to 14 where we find Rhys and Jake.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Up to 19, Pete and Michael.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Then 24, Sue and Jon.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42So, Jon, a low score from you is just what we need
0:09:42 > 0:09:44to keep you in the game, but I'm sure you've got a good one.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Back down the line now.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Can the second players please step up to the podium.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54OK. So, Jon, welcome back.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Remind us what you do, Jon.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00I've got an outdoor footwear and clothing shop.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02What is the thing you sell more of than anything else?
0:10:02 > 0:10:06We sell one boot in 135 different sizes.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Whoa! I've got a way of making them much more money -
0:10:10 > 0:10:11two boots.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12LAUGHTER
0:10:12 > 0:10:15No, Richard. That's what everybody else does.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- True.- So, what we do,
0:10:17 > 0:10:21we measure people's feet accurately and means that we get a good fit.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26We can then actually customise the leather footwear as well.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- So it's pretty straightforward. - Excellent. Good stuff, Jon.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32There you are on 24, the high-scorers. We need a low score.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Idaho.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Idaho. OK, Idaho.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40No red line for you as you're the high-scorers.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Let's see how many of our 100 people said Idaho.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46It's right.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- APPLAUSE - 21 for Idaho.
0:10:55 > 0:10:5845 is your total there, Jon.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00It's going to be a close one this, isn't it, I think is Round One.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01They call it the Gem State.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04There's all sorts of precious and semiprecious jewels in Idaho.
0:11:04 > 0:11:0572 different types.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- And that is 72 of precious and non-precious. Or semiprecious.- Yeah.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Non-precious.- Non-precious stones are just stones, aren't they?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Non-precious stones, that's essentially
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- what you've got on your drive.- Yeah.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Thanks, Richard.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Jake.- Hello.- Welcome.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Also at Leeds. - I'm at Leeds Metropolitan.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Leeds Metropolitan. And what are you studying there?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- Psychology.- Enjoying it?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Yeah, it's all right. Yeah.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- I'm doing my dissertation at the minute, so...- OK.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- How long have you got to do that? - About three weeks.- OK!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38So why not take a couple of days off, come down to London?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- Yeah!- Be on a quiz. You'll get a couple of chapters out of this.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- Yes, probably.- There you are.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45If not, I'll get some material for my stand-up.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Oh, you do stand up as well?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Hang on, are you the person who does Rhys's stand-up?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51He's written some things for me but I write my own stuff as well.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52I write sketches and things too.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54What did you think of our whelk material?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57It's good. Yeah. Cling onto it. It's...
0:11:57 > 0:11:59LAUGHTER
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Jake. Now, listen, you're on 14.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I would say you're in with a very good shout
0:12:04 > 0:12:06of getting through to the next round.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08The high-scorers are Jon and Sue on 45.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12If you score 30 or less, you are through to Round Two.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Well, the answer I was going to give has just been stolen by Jon,
0:12:16 > 0:12:18so I think I will go with Maine.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Maine, says Jake. Maine.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22There's your red line. Get below that, you're in Round Two.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Let's see how many people said Maine.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Well done! You're through.
0:12:34 > 0:12:3614 for Maine.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- 28 Your total. - APPLAUSE
0:12:39 > 0:12:41That's a very good answer, Jake. Well played.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45If we did a round, "name a one-syllable US state,"
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Maine would be a very good answer because it's the only one.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- Be a good one to be on podium 1 for, wouldn't it?- It really would.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55OK. Now, Sue. Welcome back.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57What do you do, Sue?
0:12:57 > 0:13:01I'm a regional support officer for NHS Improving Quality.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04What are your hobbies when you're not doing that?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07I like to play racquetball and I also like to travel.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Excellent. Travelled to the States? - Yes, I have travelled to the States.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Extensively? - Not that much, but I know a couple.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16And they've travelled to the States? What are you saying?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18LAUGHTER
0:13:18 > 0:13:23OK. You're on 8, the high-scorers on 45 are Jon and Sue.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26So, yes, 36 or less gets you through.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28OK. I'm going to go for Iowa.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31OK, Iowa says Sue. Here is your red line.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Get below this red line, you are through to Round Two.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Let's see if Iowa can get you down there.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Well done. You're through.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- APPLAUSE - 13.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53The lowest total so far of the round. 21. Very well done indeed.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Another very good answer. Well played, everyone.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Named after the American Indian tribe of the same name.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Thank you very much indeed. Now, Michael. Welcome.- Hello.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Welcome. Great to have you here, Michael. What you do?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I'm also travel agent.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10- So you and Pete meet on these jollies, do you?- We do, yes.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11When you go off and try out the...
0:14:11 > 0:14:13How long are these holidays?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Sorry, how long are these fact-finding...missions?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- They can be anything from a few days up to...- Five weeks.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22..12, 14 days. Well, not that long.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Well, there's a lot of stuff...
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Those cocktails aren't going to drink themselves.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29It's a hard life, honestly. It really is tough. It's tough work.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Wow. OK, now, Michael.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33The high-scorers are on 45.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36You're on 19 so you have to score 25 or less.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Are you confident?- Fairly.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- OK, what are you going to give me? - Connecticut.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Connecticut. There is your red line.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Let's see if you can get below that red line with Connecticut.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57You've done it.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Good answer. 8. - APPLAUSE
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Joint lowest score of the round.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Very well done. 27 your total. - Well played, Michael.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09I have to say particularly well done to Michael and Dani, actually,
0:15:09 > 0:15:12because 8 is the lowest score of any state at all.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14There is no pointless answer at all.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16There's four states that would have scored you 8.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17They are Maryland and Connecticut,
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- also Minnesota and New Hampshire. - Yes!
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- All of those would have scored... - New Hampshire was mine.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- Is that yours?- Yeah.- Hey, well done.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28You would have got 10 points for Montana, 11 points for Michigan,
0:15:28 > 0:15:3113 for Nebraska and 14 for Missouri and Mississippi.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Those were the best answers.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Thanks very much indeed.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37So, at the end of our first round, I'm afraid the pair heading home
0:15:37 > 0:15:39with a high score of 45 is Jon and Sue.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Idaho and Georgia. Nothing wrong with either of those as answers.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45They just happened to catch the eye of our 100.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48I'm afraid we have to say goodbye but thanks so much for playing.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Jon and Sue.- Thank you.- Bye.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55But for the remaining three pairs, it is now time for Round Two.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01And so three pairs remain.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Obviously at the end of this round, we will be down to two pairs.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Sue and Dani, very, very well done indeed.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10You left in the first round last time and here you are,
0:16:10 > 0:16:12our low-scorers from that previous round.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Pete and Michael are next scorers up on the board.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18And then Jake and Rhys just one point ahead of them.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20I think it's very, very close, is what I'm saying.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23It's going to be very exciting. Best of luck to all three pairs.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Our category for Round Two today is...
0:16:29 > 0:16:30Famous people.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Can you decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41OK, and the question concerns...
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Famous Williams. Richard.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Six clues on each pass to famous people called
0:16:49 > 0:16:51William, Will, Willie, Bill, whatever you like.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53You need to give us the most obscure answer, please.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Six on each board, 12 in all to have a go at at home.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58OK. We're looking for the surnames
0:16:58 > 0:17:01of these famous Will, Billy, Willies, Williams, etc.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04And here is our first board of six and on it we find...
0:17:25 > 0:17:26I'll read those one last time.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Michael.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50- A whole board of Bills.- Hm.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Not good.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Playwright who wrote Hamlet,
0:17:55 > 0:17:57William Tell?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00OK, let's see if that is right.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Let's see how many people said William Tell.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08No, I'm afraid.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11No Tell there, I'm afraid. Not William Tell.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13That scores you 100 points.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15They may be putting something in those cocktails.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21I'll give you the answer at the end of the pass.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Thanks very much indeed. Now, Dani.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25Um...
0:18:25 > 0:18:27I'm going to go for
0:18:27 > 0:18:29the captain of the HMS Bounty
0:18:29 > 0:18:32at the time of the celebrated mutiny
0:18:32 > 0:18:35and hope that that is William Bligh.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37William Bligh, says Dani. Let's see if that's right
0:18:37 > 0:18:39and if it is, let's see how many people said Bligh.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Not a bad score at all.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Down it goes to 12. Well done, Dani.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54APPLAUSE
0:18:54 > 0:18:56William Bligh.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Yeah, that's a very good answer.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Of course, after all this, he managed to make his way back to England
0:19:01 > 0:19:03via Timor, became a vice admiral,
0:19:03 > 0:19:08was hugely recommended by Nelson, so had a very long career after this.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Thank you very much. Now, Jake.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Jake, you're the last person to have this board.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Do you want to talk us through as many of them as possible?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Um, the playwright who wrote Hamlet
0:19:18 > 0:19:19is obviously Shakespeare.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20I don't think I know any of the
0:19:20 > 0:19:22others, apart from the bottom one,
0:19:22 > 0:19:24the monument near Stirling,
0:19:24 > 0:19:26who I think is William Wallace, so I'll go for that.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29You're going to go for Wallace. Let's see if Wallace is right.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Let's see how many of our 100 people said Wallace.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35It is right.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40- 37. - APPLAUSE
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Nothing wrong with that. 37 for William Wallace.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Yeah, very good answer.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48You're right about the playwright as well. William Shakespeare.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Is that ringing any bells, Michael?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51It does now.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Would have scored you...
0:19:55 > 0:19:57..83 points.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Mind you, I would have thought it would get more than that.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00You'd have hoped. Yeah.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03The English Martyrs, William Tyndale.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Scored you 6.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09The radio propagandist was William Joyce.
0:20:10 > 0:20:128 points. And you can probably guess the English Quaker
0:20:12 > 0:20:14and founder of Pennsylvania.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Is it Penn?- It is William Penn, yeah. Absolutely.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19And that would have scored 16. So the best answer there is William Tyndale.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Thank you very much indeed, Richard. So, we're halfway through the round.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Let's take a look at those scores.
0:20:24 > 0:20:2612, Dani. The lowest score of that pass.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Then up to 37 where we find Jake and Rhys.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Then 100, I'm afraid, Michael and Pete.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Who knows, Pete? Anything might happen on the next board
0:20:33 > 0:20:35but we'll need a low score from you. Best of luck.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36We'll come back down the line now.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Can the second players please to step up to the podium.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44OK, we're going to put six more famous Williams on the board
0:20:44 > 0:20:46and here they come.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47We've got...
0:21:09 > 0:21:11I'll read those all one last time.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Rhys.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36It's your turn. Now, listen, there you are on 37. It's fine.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39The high-scorers Pete and Michael on 100.
0:21:39 > 0:21:4062 or less gets you through.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45I think I'm going to stick to
0:21:45 > 0:21:46my comedy roots
0:21:46 > 0:21:48and go with who played
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Ron Burgundy in Anchorman.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- Will Ferrell.- Will Ferrell, says Rhys. Here is your red line.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56You get below that red line with Will Ferrell,
0:21:56 > 0:21:57you are in the head-to-head.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Let's see if Will Ferrell can do it for you.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Very well done.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- 37. - APPLAUSE
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Exactly the same score as Jake had on the last pass.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Takes your total up to 74. Well done.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Yeah, a nice tie there on the last podium.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20He's got a degree in sports information, Will Ferrell.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21Wow.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Nice to have that in the back pocket just in case.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Yeah, you never know. A rainy day.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Yeah. Sue?
0:22:27 > 0:22:32You're out on 12. High-scorers still Pete and Michael on 100.
0:22:32 > 0:22:3487 or less will get you through.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36OK. I feel like I should know more
0:22:36 > 0:22:37of these than I do but only one
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I really know is William Shatner,
0:22:39 > 0:22:40who played Captain James T Kirk
0:22:40 > 0:22:41in the '60s.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44OK, you're going to go with William Shatner. There is your red line.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Not too low. Get below that, you're in the head-to-head.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Let's see how many people said William Shatner.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54It's right and you're through. Well done.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57High score. 68.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58APPLAUSE
0:22:58 > 0:23:01But you went down far enough. Takes your total up to 80.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Well played, Sue. It's all you had to do.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05He's also written several Star Trek novels, William Shatner,
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- and released albums and all sorts of things.- Yeah.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- Quite the Renaissance man. - Quite the polymath, yes.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Now, Pete.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I'm sorry to say you are the high-scorers
0:23:16 > 0:23:18even before you've given your excellent answer.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- But do you fancy taking us through that board?- No.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23LAUGHTER
0:23:23 > 0:23:25I don't know any of them.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27I knew the two that are gone.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29I'm going to take a bit of a guess
0:23:29 > 0:23:30at the top one.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31I'll go for the MP buried in
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Westminster Abbey and I'll go for
0:23:33 > 0:23:34William Pitt. It's a total guess.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38William Pitt, OK, says Pete. Let's see if that's right.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40No red line as you are the high-scorers.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43But let's see how many of our 100 people said William Pitt.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49I'm afraid an incorrect answer. Scores you 100 points.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Takes your total up to 200.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Not William Pitt. He is very close to William Pitt, though.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55They were very good friends and colleagues as well.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57He's one of the greatest heroes of British history.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00It is William Wilberforce is his name.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Would have scored 24 points.
0:24:01 > 0:24:06Died three days after he'd discovered that the bill had finally passed.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10- And duetted with Julio Iglesias is Willie Nelson.- Ah.
0:24:10 > 0:24:127 points for that. It's a good answer.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Arts and Craft founder.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14- Morris.- William Morris.
0:24:16 > 0:24:1813 points. And the author.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Faulkner.- William Faulkner, yeah. That would have scored 6 points.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24So William Faulkner is the best answer there.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Thanks very much indeed.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27So at the end of our second round,
0:24:27 > 0:24:30the pair who are heading home with a high score of 200,
0:24:30 > 0:24:33our latest members of the 200 Club, it is Pete and Michael.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35All going so well in that first round
0:24:35 > 0:24:37and then I'm afraid William Shakespeare.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39I mean, you knew that, didn't you?
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- Mm. I did.- It's always tough when... - Panicked. First stop on a punt.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44The good news is we'll get to see you again next time.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47But meantime, thanks very much for playing. Pete and Michael.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49- Thank you.- Thank you. - APPLAUSE
0:24:50 > 0:24:53But for the remaining two pairs, it is time for our head-to-head.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Congratulations, Sue and Dani, Jake and Rhys.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03You're one step closer to the final
0:25:03 > 0:25:05and a chance to play for our jackpot,
0:25:05 > 0:25:07which currently stands at £2,250.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Here is where we decide who plays for that money.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14We do that by making you go head-to-head.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17The difference is you're now allowed to play as a team
0:25:17 > 0:25:19and confer before you give your answers.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Sue and Dani, what a transformation.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26It was Round One last time.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29This time, right through to the head-to-head
0:25:29 > 0:25:31and our lowest-scoring pair.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Although not by much. There's only one point in it on aggregate.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36And I'll tell you something weird, Jake and Rhys -
0:25:36 > 0:25:39you've given exactly the same scoring answers in each round.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42You each scored 14 in Round One, you each scored 37 in Round Two.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45I don't know what's going on but you've got a system
0:25:45 > 0:25:47and it is working, so very, very best of luck with that.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Let's play the head-to-head.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Black and white birds, Richard.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05We're going to give you five pictures
0:26:05 > 0:26:06of birds with black and white plumage.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08We'll also show you their initials.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Can you identify the most obscure?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13OK, let's reveal our five birds and here they are.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15We have got...
0:26:34 > 0:26:36OK, that we are.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Five black and white birds.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Sue and Dani,
0:26:39 > 0:26:41you've played best throughout the show so far
0:26:41 > 0:26:43so you will go first.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46THEY WHISPER
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Shall we try it?- Yeah.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53It's a bit of a risk,
0:26:53 > 0:26:55not entirely sure,
0:26:55 > 0:26:58but we think A might be an avocet.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01An avocet, say Sue and Dani. An avocet.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Now, Jake and Rhys, do you want to talk through
0:27:04 > 0:27:06the rest of the board, see if you can fill any of them?
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Well, we think B is a magpie.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Don't have a clue about C or E.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14We have a feeling
0:27:14 > 0:27:15they've got A correct,
0:27:15 > 0:27:16but we'd would like to go for D,
0:27:16 > 0:27:18which we think is an oystercatcher.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21OK. You're going to say an oystercatcher for D.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23So we have avocet versus oystercatcher.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Sue and Dani said avocet for A.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Let's see if that is right
0:27:27 > 0:27:30and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said avocet.
0:27:33 > 0:27:34It's right.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40Very well done. 17.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42APPLAUSE
0:27:45 > 0:27:4717 for avocet.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51Now, Jake and Rhys have said that D is an oystercatcher.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Let's see if that is right and if it is,
0:27:53 > 0:27:54let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:27:57 > 0:27:58It's right.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Ooh! 33 for oystercatcher.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06APPLAUSE
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Two very good answers there but Sue and Dani, very well done.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Avocet pips it there.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Which means after one question, you are up one-nil.
0:28:13 > 0:28:14Very well played.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17They were extinct in the British Isles, the avocets,
0:28:17 > 0:28:21until the Second World War when the Wash was returned to salt marshes
0:28:21 > 0:28:23to repel German invasions and the avocets came back as well.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26- That's nice.- That's nice, isn't it? Unintended consequence.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29- How far did they have to travel? - The avocets?- Yeah.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31- They were in Norway, so it wasn't too far.- Not too far.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34- Yeah, they were OK.- I guess they came over on a ferry or something?
0:28:34 > 0:28:35They would go on a ferry, yeah.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Now, B, of course, is the magpie.
0:28:39 > 0:28:40Big scorer.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44Would have scored you 83 points.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46C is a tough one.
0:28:46 > 0:28:47Like lots of birds, it is pied.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50- It is a pied flycatcher.- Ah.
0:28:50 > 0:28:51Would have scored you 2 points.
0:28:52 > 0:28:56And E, of course, is a house martin.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59Would have scored you 43.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02Thanks very much indeed. Here comes your second question.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04Jake and Rhys, you have to win this one to stay in the game
0:29:04 > 0:29:06but you get to answer it first.
0:29:06 > 0:29:07Best of luck. It concerns...
0:29:11 > 0:29:13DANI CHUCKLES
0:29:13 > 0:29:16Pope Fra... You can't just laugh when I say Pope Francis!
0:29:16 > 0:29:17LAUGHTER
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Pope Francis, Richard.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21We're going to give you five clues to facts about Pope Francis.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24Can you give us the most obscure answer?
0:29:24 > 0:29:25Thanks very much indeed.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28OK, let's reveal our five clues, and here they come.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45I'll read those all one last time.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Jake and Rhys will go first.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01- WHISPERS:- I know one of them.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04THEY WHISPER
0:30:07 > 0:30:09We don't know many of them
0:30:09 > 0:30:11but the one that we think we know
0:30:11 > 0:30:13for sure is the country he visited
0:30:13 > 0:30:14in 2013,
0:30:14 > 0:30:17which we think is Brazil.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20OK, Brazil, say Jake and Rhys. Brazil.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23Now, Sue and Dani, talk us through that board
0:30:23 > 0:30:26and fill in any of the blanks you can.
0:30:26 > 0:30:27It's not going to take long.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Um... We don't know...
0:30:29 > 0:30:33- any of them, do we?- No.
0:30:33 > 0:30:37So we'll go for...the city of birth.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41- Rome?- Yeah. Hmm.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43- Go for it. I don't know.- Naples.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45- Go on, yeah.- Naples.
0:30:45 > 0:30:47Naples. OK, Naples, say Sue and Dani.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49We have Brazil and we have Naples.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52Jake and Rhys have said Brazil, the country he visited in 2013.
0:30:52 > 0:30:56Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.
0:30:57 > 0:30:58It's right.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05It's a great answer. Look at that! 3.
0:31:05 > 0:31:08APPLAUSE
0:31:09 > 0:31:113 for Brazil.
0:31:13 > 0:31:18Now, Sue and Dani have suggested the city of his birth might be Naples.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21Let's see if that's right. If it is, let's see how many people said that.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26No, I'm afraid not Naples.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29Which means, Jake and Rhys, well done. You're back in the game.
0:31:29 > 0:31:30After two questions, it is one-all.
0:31:30 > 0:31:34Yeah, Brazil is a very good answer. He said a mass on Copacabana Beach.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37That's quite cool, isn't it? With three million followers there.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41There was also 100,000 holidaying avocets also there.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43LAUGHTER
0:31:43 > 0:31:45The Catholic order, he's the first Jesuit to become Pope.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49So Jesuits is the answer there. Would have scored you 7 points.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51The Argentinian football club he supports -
0:31:51 > 0:31:52terrific answer if you got this.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54It's not one of the obvious ones. It's San Lorenzo.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Pointless answer. Congratulations if you said that.
0:31:56 > 0:32:01His name is Jorge Mario Bergoglio.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03Would have scored you 2 points.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05And his city of birth, he's Argentinian
0:32:05 > 0:32:07which is why he supports an Argentinian football club,
0:32:07 > 0:32:09and he is from Buenos Aires.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12Would have scored you 18 points.
0:32:12 > 0:32:15Thank you very much indeed, Richard. OK, here comes your third question.
0:32:15 > 0:32:17Whoever wins this one goes through to the final
0:32:17 > 0:32:18and plays for that jackpot.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...
0:32:24 > 0:32:26Former football league sides. Richard.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29Going to show you the names of five former football league sides.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32We've left out the last word from each one. Can you fill in the blanks?
0:32:32 > 0:32:33Best of luck, both teams.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36OK, let's reveal our five former football league sides,
0:32:36 > 0:32:37and here they are.
0:32:48 > 0:32:49I'll read those all again.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Sue and Dani, you go first.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59Sorry. I can't help.
0:33:01 > 0:33:02Really feel like I should
0:33:02 > 0:33:04know some of these.
0:33:04 > 0:33:05They really ring bells
0:33:05 > 0:33:06but I just can't think.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11I'm going to go for Lincoln City.
0:33:11 > 0:33:12Lincoln City.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14Lincoln City, say Sue and Dani.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17Now, Jake and Rhys, do you fancy talking us through the board
0:33:17 > 0:33:18and having a guess at each?
0:33:18 > 0:33:21I know literally nothing about football and Rhys knows even less.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23- Yeah.- Let's have some fun with this board.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27Let's just have some fun. Talk us through some possible names.
0:33:27 > 0:33:28The only one that I'm kind of
0:33:28 > 0:33:30sure on is Hereford United, I think.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32But I thought it might have been
0:33:32 > 0:33:34Lincoln Town, not Lincoln City,
0:33:34 > 0:33:35but I'm not sure.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37Shall we go for Hereford United?
0:33:37 > 0:33:40- I think we should go for Hereford United.- Hereford United.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43So, we have Lincoln City, Hereford United.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46Sue and Dani went for Lincoln City.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.
0:33:50 > 0:33:51It's right!
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Lincoln City, absolutely right.
0:33:55 > 0:33:56Takes you down to 41.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58- APPLAUSE - Well done.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04Jake and Rhys have gone for Hereford United.
0:34:04 > 0:34:08Is this a complete guess or did it somewhere ring a bell?
0:34:08 > 0:34:11It's sort of, yeah, bell-ringing... It's a campanology guess.
0:34:11 > 0:34:12LAUGHTER
0:34:12 > 0:34:15Well, let's find out if it's right, Hereford United,
0:34:15 > 0:34:16and if it is, how many people said it.
0:34:19 > 0:34:20It is right!
0:34:21 > 0:34:23Is it going to beat 41?
0:34:23 > 0:34:26Yes, it is. Look at that. Hereford United, 28.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28APPLAUSE
0:34:28 > 0:34:29Very well done indeed.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Jake and Rhys, after three questions,
0:34:31 > 0:34:33you are through to the final two-one.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37Would have actually beaten the second answer as well.
0:34:37 > 0:34:40Kidderminster Harriers would have scored you 29.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43But the next answer is the best answer - Gainsborough Trinity.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46Would have scored you 14.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48And it is Stockport County.
0:34:48 > 0:34:52Stockport County would have scored you 37.
0:34:52 > 0:34:53Thank you very much indeed.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:34:56 > 0:34:58I'm afraid it is Sue and Dani.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01- Never mind.- Aw! Well, you've done so well this time.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03- We've had a great time. - Right through to the head-to-head.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05As our low-scorers as well.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08But Jake and Rhys, Hereford United.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10- It was brilliant. - They just pulled it off there.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12Which means we have to say goodbye to you
0:35:12 > 0:35:14but it's been lovely having you on the show.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16- Thank you so much for playing. - Thank you very much.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18APPLAUSE
0:35:18 > 0:35:21But for Jake and Rhys, it is now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27Many, many congratulations, Jake and Rhys.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29You fought off all the competition
0:35:29 > 0:35:31and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:35:39 > 0:35:44and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,250.
0:35:48 > 0:35:52Well, what about that! There is a stealth raid on our trophy cabinet.
0:35:52 > 0:35:55You've done fantastic. You've just one appearance on Pointless.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57- Yeah.- Straight through to the final.
0:35:57 > 0:35:58Well, very best of luck.
0:35:58 > 0:36:01As always, you get to choose your category from the four options
0:36:01 > 0:36:02we've put up on the board.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Let see what's up there today.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06We have got...
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Do you listen to garage?
0:36:16 > 0:36:17I don't even have a garage.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20LAUGHTER
0:36:21 > 0:36:22Um...
0:36:22 > 0:36:24What is garage music?
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Shall we just find out?
0:36:27 > 0:36:29I don't know, they don't play it on Radio 4.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31ALEXANDER CHUCKLES
0:36:31 > 0:36:34Maybe... Oh, I don't know. What about Literary Awards?
0:36:34 > 0:36:35Cos you study English.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37- Yeah, I don't go in.- Oh, right.
0:36:39 > 0:36:40Sorry, lectures.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Do you want to go...? Shall we go UK Garage?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Let's just... Yeah.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47We'll go whatever UK Garage Music is,
0:36:47 > 0:36:48we'll have that please, Xander.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50LAUGHTER
0:36:50 > 0:36:54I salute the pair of you. Well done you.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56UK Garage Music. Richard?
0:36:56 > 0:36:58All in the spirit of discovery.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00That's very, very impressive.
0:37:00 > 0:37:04OK, we're looking for any UK Top 40 hit prior to January 2014
0:37:04 > 0:37:07by any of the following garage artists.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16So any top 40 hits by Ms Dynamite, Craig David or The Streets.
0:37:16 > 0:37:17There we are.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers
0:37:20 > 0:37:23and all you need to win that jackpot - £2,250 -
0:37:23 > 0:37:25is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27- Are you ready?- Yes.- Yes.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.
0:37:30 > 0:37:31Your time starts now.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33Do you know anything about any of them?
0:37:33 > 0:37:35I've seen Ms Dynamite.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38She was really good. Don't remember what she was singing.
0:37:38 > 0:37:42Well, we've got The Streets. The Streets do what? They do...
0:37:42 > 0:37:45- Dry Your Eyes Mate, is it called? Something like that.- Yeah, that.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47And there was that one about...
0:37:47 > 0:37:51The video he was down under water and that. For bits of it.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54Oh, it wasn't him, it was a woman. Um...
0:37:54 > 0:37:56Can we just...? Right. So we've got Dry Your Eyes Mate
0:37:56 > 0:37:58We'll do Dry Your Eyes or whatever it's called.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01THEY BOTH LAUGH
0:38:01 > 0:38:05- Ms Dynamite did Ms Dynami-tee-hee! - Is that what it was called?
0:38:05 > 0:38:08LAUGHTER
0:38:08 > 0:38:12- We've only got 20 seconds.- We'll go Ms Dynami-tee-hee and you just...
0:38:12 > 0:38:16Dry Your Eyes Mate and, oh, what's it called?
0:38:16 > 0:38:20The one, the thingy one, the one where he goes and does the bit.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22- 10 seconds left.- That one. OK.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25We could just say... We could do...
0:38:25 > 0:38:26Oh, don't know.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Ah!
0:38:28 > 0:38:30- OK, we'll just make one up. It'll be fine.- All right.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33OK, there we are. Time is up,
0:38:33 > 0:38:34the lights are back on.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36Let's hear what...
0:38:36 > 0:38:37You're back in the room.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40I think we're quite avant-garde Pointless players
0:38:40 > 0:38:42with our strategy so far.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45So, we know... Right, we'll go with...
0:38:45 > 0:38:49For The Streets, we'll go with Dry Your Eyes Mate.
0:38:49 > 0:38:50Dry Your Eyes Mate.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53Um... Then we'll go with...
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Ms Dynami-tee-hee.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58By Ms Dynamite, not by the others.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00Ms Dynami-tee-hee!
0:39:01 > 0:39:05And then we'll go Fit But You Know It by The Streets.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07- Fit But You Know It.- Yes.
0:39:07 > 0:39:11Of the three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:39:11 > 0:39:13Oh, Ms Dynami-tee-hee.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16- No, I think probably... - One of yours.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18Dry Your Eyes Mate, we'll go with.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20Dry Your Eyes Mate we'll put last. Least likely to be pointless?
0:39:20 > 0:39:22We'll got with Ms Dynami-tee-hee,
0:39:22 > 0:39:24which makes it sound like she's just giggling.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27OK, let's pop those answers up on the board in that order,
0:39:27 > 0:39:28and here they are.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31We've got...
0:39:36 > 0:39:38OK. Very best of luck.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41Your first answer was Miss Dy-na-mi-tee.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45- You thought it was probably the least likely to be pointless.- Yeah.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48Remember, only one of these has to be pointless
0:39:48 > 0:39:49for you to win that jackpot.
0:39:49 > 0:39:512,250 quid. What would you do if you won it, Jake?
0:39:51 > 0:39:54I think I'd probably use it to fund a trip
0:39:54 > 0:39:56- to the Edinburgh Fringe this year. - Rhys?
0:39:56 > 0:40:00I'd quite like to buy a kayak, I think.
0:40:00 > 0:40:01Um...yeah.
0:40:01 > 0:40:05Good stuff. Buy a kayak, go to Edinburgh.
0:40:05 > 0:40:06Well, best of luck.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09Let's hope at least one of these answers wins it for you.
0:40:09 > 0:40:11Our first answer was Miss Dy-na-mi-tee.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13Let's find out if it's right, in the first instance,
0:40:13 > 0:40:15then let's find out if it's pointless.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17If it is, it will win you £2,250.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23- Oh.- Oh, what a surprise.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26I'm afraid Miss Dy-na-mi-tee is an incorrect answer.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29Only two more shots at today's jackpot.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32Your second answer was Fit But You Know It.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35In this case, we're looking for UK Top 40 singles by The Streets.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37Let's find out if that's right and if it is,
0:40:37 > 0:40:39let's find out how many people said it for £2,250.
0:40:39 > 0:40:40Is it pointless?
0:40:43 > 0:40:44It's right.
0:40:45 > 0:40:48Your first answer, Miss Dy-na-mi-tee, was incorrect,
0:40:48 > 0:40:52as it happens, but Fit But You Know It very much correct.
0:40:52 > 0:40:53Down it goes, through the teens.
0:40:53 > 0:40:5411.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56APPLAUSE
0:40:56 > 0:40:58I don't think the next one's right.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00I don't think it's got 'mate' at the end.
0:41:00 > 0:41:0111 for Fit But You Know It.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04Only one more chance to win today's jackpot.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06Everything is now riding on your third and final answer,
0:41:06 > 0:41:08which is Dry Your Eyes Mate. Let's see if that's right.
0:41:08 > 0:41:11In this case, we were looking for singles by The Streets.
0:41:11 > 0:41:15If this is right and if it is pointless, it will win you £2,250.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18How many people said Dry Your Eyes Mate? Is it pointless?
0:41:22 > 0:41:23Oh, no!
0:41:24 > 0:41:27- APPLAUSE - Oh, well.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30You had three songs there anyway.
0:41:30 > 0:41:33Perhaps you named them incorrectly.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35I think the last one just doesn't have mate by the end,
0:41:35 > 0:41:36or something like that.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39Well, whatever it is, unfortunately you didn't manage
0:41:39 > 0:41:41to find that all-important pointless answer,
0:41:41 > 0:41:43so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £2,250.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45That will roll over onto the next show.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47But we've really enjoyed having you on.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49Only one appearance and you've done incredibly well
0:41:49 > 0:41:51and you get a Pointless trophy each to take home,
0:41:51 > 0:41:52so very well done for that.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01You were very close with both of those, just slightly wrong.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03It's just Dry Your Eyes rather than Dry Your Eyes Mate.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05Would have scored 28 points anyway.
0:42:05 > 0:42:09And it is just Dy-na-mi-tee rather than Miss Dy-na-mi-tee.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12That would have scored 14 anyway, so they are both scoring answers.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15Let's take a look at the pointless answers in the different categories.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17Start with Ms Dynamite.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23All of those pointless answers. Well done if you said one of those.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25Take a look at Craig David.
0:42:28 > 0:42:29What's Your Flava?
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Mint choc chip, if you're watching, Craig.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33AUDIENCE CHUCKLES
0:42:33 > 0:42:35Let's take a look at The Streets.
0:42:39 > 0:42:40Their first big hit - great song -
0:42:40 > 0:42:42Has It Come To This was a pointless answer.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46Also another top 10 single, When He Wasn't Famous
0:42:46 > 0:42:47was a pointless answer.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49Guys, congratulations for playing so well.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52Sorry you didn't come away, but best of luck with your career
0:42:52 > 0:42:54and all your writing and all that type of stuff.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56- You seem like two very lovely fellas. - Thank you.
0:42:56 > 0:42:57Thanks very much.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to Jake and Rhys,
0:43:00 > 0:43:02but it's been brilliant having you on the show
0:43:02 > 0:43:04and thank you so much for playing. Jake and Rhys. Brilliant.
0:43:04 > 0:43:08APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:43:08 > 0:43:10Jake and Rhys didn't win our jackpot today, which means
0:43:10 > 0:43:15it rolls over to the next show when we will be playing for £3,250.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17AUDIENCE WHOOPS
0:43:17 > 0:43:19Join us then to see if someone can win it.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21- Meanwhile, it is goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.