0:00:20 > 0:00:22Thank you very much. Hello. I'm Alexander Armstrong
0:00:22 > 0:00:24and a very warm welcome to Pointless,
0:00:24 > 0:00:26the game where you are always aiming for the lowest score.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Let's meet today's players.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- And couple number one.- Hi. I'm Matt.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37This is my housemate, Sam, and we're students from Bristol.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Couple number two.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Hi. I'm Jim and this is my best friend, Pat.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Pat lives near to Lancaster in the Lune Valley
0:00:45 > 0:00:48and I live near Preston in the River Valley.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- Couple number three.- Hi. I'm Blair. This is my girlfriend, Samantha.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- We live in Northampton.- And finally couple number four.- I'm Jacky.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I'm from New Waltham. And this is my mum, Lynn, from Cleethorpes.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00And these are today's contestants.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Thanks very much to you.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07We'll find out more about each of you throughout the show,
0:01:07 > 0:01:09so that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12He's got an eye for detail and another eye...
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Well, let's just say that one's for the ladies.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15It's my Pointless friend.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16- It's Richard.- Hiya.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Hi, everybody.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Hiya.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25- Good afternoon.- And to you. - What a show last time.- Yeah.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Gave away a big jackpot, didn't we? £6,000 and a bit to Stu and Mike.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Yeah, by accident. They stumbled into that.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32They did, didn't they? Sometimes you
0:01:32 > 0:01:35get people that get three Pointless answers and it's awesome.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37They had two answers which were nothing and one answer
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- that they just sort of slightly made up.- Mm.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42And won them £6,000 and a bit.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43- It wasn't bad going, was it?- Not bad.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46I've never seen two people more surprised.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- They were... Let's call them surprised and happy.- Yes.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I think by about now, it will have sunk in, I think.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I think they were almost scared.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57- I think they were frightened because of the size of the jackpot.- Indeed.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- And exactly what they had achieved. - Yeah.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03You know, it's like climbing Everest. It's a bit like climbing Everest.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Yes. But they did it without any of the stages.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08They went straight from base camp.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Accidentally, they woke up one morning
0:02:10 > 0:02:12and found themselves right at the top.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15As if they had been carried by a mighty eagle.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Yes. The Pointless eagle.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21This is the show where we invented that phrase.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- You'll be hearing it a lot in the future.- Literally just invented it.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27The Pointless eagle. Wh...whoa! Right answer.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29But you know that more people have climbed Everest
0:02:29 > 0:02:31than have ever won the Pointless jackpot,
0:02:31 > 0:02:35which means statistically, winning the Pointless jackpot is harder
0:02:35 > 0:02:37than climbing Everest.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Yes.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43And also, no-one has ever used extra oxygen to win Pointless.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Everyone has done it just on the oxygen in the studio.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Mind you, the oxygen in the studio is kind of something, isn't it?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- The stuff they pump in here. - It's amazing.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55I don't know what it is, but it's...
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Quite something. Anyway, shall we get on?- Come on. Let's do it.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Thanks very much. Every question on Pointless has been
0:03:01 > 0:03:02put to 100 people before the show.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Today's contestants, like all contestants,
0:03:05 > 0:03:06are trying to find a Pointless answer -
0:03:06 > 0:03:09that being an answer that none of those 100 people gave.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Find one of those and we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Now then, Stu and Mike, as you'll have gathered,
0:03:14 > 0:03:18won the jackpot last time so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Remember, the pair with the highest score
0:03:27 > 0:03:29at the end of each round will be eliminated.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34That's all you need to remember. Our first category today is Words.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Words. Decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:03:38 > 0:03:39who's going to go second.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name
0:03:49 > 0:03:54as many words ending in P-O-R-T, words ending in P-O-R-T. Richard?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57We're looking for any word which has its own entry
0:03:57 > 0:03:59in the Oxford Dictionary of English that ends P-O-R-T.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02As always, no proper nouns, hyphenated words, anything like that.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Any word in the Oxford Dictionary of English that ends P-O-R-T.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Very best of luck. - Thanks very much indeed.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Now, Matt, welcome back to Pointless.- Yes.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- A brief appearance last time. - It was, yeah.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19We did terribly last time. Joined the 200 Club.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Hoping we can do better this time.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Always tough being on that first podium with a Words round.- It is.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31- Words ending P-O-R-T. - I'm going to go for 'deport'.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34"Deport" says Matt. Deport. Let's see if that's right
0:04:34 > 0:04:37and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said deport.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47OK.
0:04:48 > 0:04:5028 for deport.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Avoided the 400 Club, Matt. Well done.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54You'll know this, do you pass deport to the left or to the right?
0:04:54 > 0:04:59- I can never remember. - The left.- The left, OK.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Pat, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here. What do you do, Pat?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07I'm in the fortunate position of being able to say to you
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- absolutely nothing.- That's lovely.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12What kind of nothing do you like doing?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Walking with the dog, going out to lunch.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- What sort of dog have you got? - I've got a little cavachon.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19What's a cavachon?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22A cavachon is a cross between a bichon frise
0:05:22 > 0:05:25and a cavalier King Charles spaniel.
0:05:25 > 0:05:31- Right.- It's a mongrel.- But that's a good mix. What colour is it? White?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34It's fundamentally white with some brown on him.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Fundamentally white. - Fundamentally white.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Good stuff. Now then, Pat, do you like Words rounds or not?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- Well, I can live with them.- Yeah, I think they're my favourite round.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46I like a Words round. Pat, what are you going to go for?
0:05:46 > 0:05:50At the risk of joining the 100 Club, I'll go with rapport.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53"Rapport," says Pat. Like what you've done there.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Let's see if any of our 100 people said rapport.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59It's right.
0:06:03 > 0:06:0723. A new low score.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12I thought that's actually a better answer
0:06:12 > 0:06:13than the score it got, rapport.
0:06:13 > 0:06:1723 is quite a lot. You know what rapport means.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20It's that ease of communication that some people have.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Even after 700 shows, we don't seem to have quite established it.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25No.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27No. Not really.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Sorry.- It...- Oh...
0:06:30 > 0:06:31- We...- You know...
0:06:31 > 0:06:33..start each other's...
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Because we often...
0:06:34 > 0:06:37We know each other so well, we often finish each other's...
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Um...
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Uh...
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- You know...- Thank you, Richard.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Blair, welcome to Pointless. It's great to have you here again.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Now, last time, you were head-to-headers.- Absolutely.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Got to Round Three.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03You were so close to stumbling away with a colossal sum of money.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Indeed. Just the German Chancellors.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Yeah, the German Chancellors did for you.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- But listen, it's a new show. Anything can happen.- Absolutely.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Particularly with the word you have got for this round.
0:07:14 > 0:07:20I've got a few in mind but I think I'm going to play it a bit safe
0:07:20 > 0:07:23and go with teleport.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Let's see if teleport's right.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32It is right. Well, 23 is our low score.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36You shoot past 28, shoot past 23. 10 for teleport.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Very well done.- Well played, Blair. Terrific answer.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Yeah, teleport.- Good stuff.
0:07:44 > 0:07:50- Now, then, Lynn, welcome. You're here from Cleethorpes.- Yes.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- What do you get up to in Cleethorpes, Lynn?- All sorts.
0:07:54 > 0:07:59A bit of bowling. I like crown green bowling. That's something.
0:07:59 > 0:08:05I go to a little pop-in club in Grimsby every week.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Crowd of ladies there, we do all sorts - quiz nights, fun nights,
0:08:09 > 0:08:12and spend time with the grandchildren.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Lovely. How many have you got? - Three.- Wonderful.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- Can I just say quickly hello? - Oh, please do, yes.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Hello, Sophie. Hello, Charlie. Hello, Lexi.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Oh! Nearly forgot the third one, didn't you?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Nearly forgot them all.- Very good.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31OK, Lynn, words ending with P-O-R-T.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Well, I'm going to take a bit of a risk here
0:08:34 > 0:08:38but being as we come from Grimsby, I'm going to say fishport.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Fishport. OK. Fishport. Let's see.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48A bit of a murmur has been unleashed by fishport.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Let's see if that's right and if it is,
0:08:50 > 0:08:52let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Oh. I'm sorry, Lynn. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.- Sorry.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- Scores you 100 points. Sorry. - Not a word, I'm afraid, Lynn.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I can see why it was tempting to go for,
0:09:04 > 0:09:06but not in the dictionary, I'm afraid.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09We're halfway through the round. Let's look at those scores.
0:09:09 > 0:09:1110 the best score of that pass, Blair. Very well done.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Then up to 23, where we find Pat and Jim.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Up to 28, where we find Matt and Sam.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19And then it's a bit of a hike up to 100, where we find Lynn and Jacky.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Now, Jacky, who knows what can happen on the next pass?
0:09:22 > 0:09:26Sometimes, when people try really hard to find a pointless one,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28they get it wrong, so it could happen,
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- but we need a low score from you. - OK.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Best of luck with that. Going to come back down the line now.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:09:37 > 0:09:41OK. Jacky. Welcome to Pointless. What do you do?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- I'm an NHS administrator. - Which department do you administer?
0:09:45 > 0:09:51Well, its full title is Integrated Community Equipment Service.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54It's to do with equipment for people going home, being discharged.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Right you are. And what are your hobbies?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00I play in a ladies' darts team in a league every Tuesday evening.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02How are you doing?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05At the moment, I think we're fairly near the bottom in our league,
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- I'm afraid.- OK. What's the name of your team?- It's The Countryman's.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- The Countryman's. Is that your pub? - Yes, it is, yes.- Excellent.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- They'll all be watching now, will they?- Hope so, yes.- Excellent.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Listen, there you are. You're on 100.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19You're the highest scorers but we need from you a low score,
0:10:19 > 0:10:22a lovely word that is definitely one word
0:10:22 > 0:10:27and definitely a word ending P-O-R-T.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31My word was teleport, but somebody's stolen that
0:10:31 > 0:10:34so I'm going to go support.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35"Support," says Jacky. Support.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38No red line for you as you are the highest scorers
0:10:38 > 0:10:41but let's see how many of our 100 people said support.
0:10:48 > 0:10:5032.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Takes your total up to 132.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Again, another very apt word,
0:10:56 > 0:10:59but that one actually is in the dictionary.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- But quite a high scorer - support. - Mm. Thank you.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07- Now, Samantha. Samantha, welcome back.- Thank you.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Remind us what you do, Samantha. - I'm an accounts assistant.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15- And remind us how you and Blair met. - We met in a casino in Northampton.
0:11:15 > 0:11:20- It was in a casino in Northampton. What game where you playing?- Poker.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Was it Blair's poker skills that caught your eye?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- No, I actually did better than him. - Did you?
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Yeah, I made it to the final table. He was knocked out quite early.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Very good. And do you play regularly?
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Are you quite a keen poker player?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37We did used to. We don't play much now.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41OK, Samantha, we're looking for words ending P-O-R-T.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- Good news - you're in Round Two already.- Oh, right. OK.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46- I had two.- OK.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51I'll go for it anyway if we're in Round Two, and it's heliport.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Heliport.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Heliport. Good answer.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56No red line as you're already through,
0:11:56 > 0:11:59but let's see how many of our 100 people said heliport.
0:12:08 > 0:12:109 for heliport!
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- 19 is your total. - Well played, Samantha.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Yeah, a landing place or centre for helicopters.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20I was thinking it would be nice to teleport to a heliport
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- but then actually...- Why would you? - Yeah, you wouldn't need to.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Unless of course you worked
0:12:24 > 0:12:26in engineering or something, you had an...
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Actual job. Your job was looking after the helicopters.- Yeah.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Yeah, maybe.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- That would be easier than to drive to the heliport.- Certainly. Certainly.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37The traffic around some of those heliports,
0:12:37 > 0:12:39because often, they're on the ring road.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Yeah, they often are.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Good advice there. Sage advice, as ever from Richard.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Jim, welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you here.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54You gave quite specific geographical locations for yourself and Pat.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Talk us through those again. They were lovely valleys.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01The reason I said that was because I used to live in the Lune Valley.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Where's the Lune Valley?
0:13:02 > 0:13:07It's if you go east of Lancaster, you go up the Lune Valley
0:13:07 > 0:13:12- towards Kirkby Lonsdale.- Lovely. - That's where we met in a quiz team.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17I was all by myself and Pat and his wife felt sorry for me.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22Wonderful. Jim, what do you get up to apart from the quizzing alone?
0:13:22 > 0:13:27Oh, I'm semi-retired, I would say. Like Pat, I walk...
0:13:27 > 0:13:30I've got two dogs and they are called springadors.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33So, we've had a cavachon,
0:13:33 > 0:13:35which was the bichon and the cavalier.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38A springador is a labrador and a springer spaniel, obviously.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Well done, yes.- There we go.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Specifically bred for hunting... - Right.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46..with the shoots because the labrador can jump over the fence
0:13:46 > 0:13:48and with it being a springer spaniel,
0:13:48 > 0:13:51it can also get under the fence and splay its back legs.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- There we are.- Magic.- Magic. Good stuff.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Jim, you've had a little bit of time.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58The good news is you're already through to the next round.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00It doesn't matter what you score. But I have a feeling
0:14:00 > 0:14:05a brain like yours, Jim, will have come up with a fantastic...
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Well, I was going to play it safe but I'll try purport.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09P-U-R-P-O-R-T.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11"Purport," says Jim. No red light, you're already through,
0:14:11 > 0:14:14but let's see how many of our 100 people said purport.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Look at that! 3!- That's a good one!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28That's going to take some beating, Jim.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Lowest score of the round so far. Very well done.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Takes your total up to 26. - Yeah, terrific answer.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35To appear to be or do something often falsely - to purport.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38I've got a mongrel dog. I don't know what to call it, though.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41It's a cross between a Great Dane and a cocker spaniel.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44THEY ALL LAUGH
0:14:46 > 0:14:50- I'm... - Don't know what I've got there.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53I know I've got something, but I don't know what it is.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Sam.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58- Sam, welcome back.- Thank you.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Now, what do you like getting up to at university
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- when you're not studying drama? - I am very into sport.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09I play a lot of tennis. I play a lot of football.
0:15:09 > 0:15:14My football team, we set up in the first year of uni, still in it now.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17We're called Slightly Athletic.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20In the first year, our team was Hardly Athletic.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23The second year, we became Slightly Athletic
0:15:23 > 0:15:26and then we had a kind of decision whether to stick with that
0:15:26 > 0:15:27or to move on.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30I thought we should have gone with Pretty Athletic
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- but we decided to stick with Slightly.- Stuck with Slightly.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Very good. There you are. You're on 28.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38We have had a low score of 3 from Jim.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Do we think we can go lower than 3? You're already through, by the way.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44We're already through, luckily. I've got a fair few in mind,
0:15:44 > 0:15:46but I don't think they're going to beat 3.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- I'll go with transport.- Transport.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52OK, well, no red line for you as you're already through.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Let's see if that's right
0:15:54 > 0:15:57and if it is, how many of our 100 people said transport.
0:16:05 > 0:16:0618.
0:16:08 > 0:16:1218 takes your total up to 46.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Safe and sound, Sam. Did you have an answer?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17I've got a couple.
0:16:17 > 0:16:22I'm torn between hoverport, which I fancy, and fieldsport.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Fieldsport?- Yeah.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27OK, so hoverport and fieldsport.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Which do you think you'll go for?
0:16:29 > 0:16:34I don't know. I think I'll go with hoverport.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Hoverport.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Fieldsport, if you'd said that, you'd have scored 100 points
0:16:40 > 0:16:41because it's two words.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Oh, right.- Hoverport...- Yeah?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- ..is a pointless answer.- Yes!
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Very well done.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53There we are. Good.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56And there's only five pointless answers up there, so even better.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Let's take a look at those five.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02You could have had apport, which is something in a seance,
0:17:02 > 0:17:04if something material turns up in a seance,
0:17:04 > 0:17:06which of course it never does.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Hoverport. Well done. Misreport would have been a very good answer.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Two more. Outport, which is when you have already got a port
0:17:13 > 0:17:15and you build something on the edge of it, that's an outport.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18And viewport, which is something you would have on a rig
0:17:18 > 0:17:20or a spacecraft or something just to look out of.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Viewport, also a lovely town in Wales.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Let's take a look at the top three.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Import would have scored you 45.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Export would have scored you 49.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I'm interested that getting...
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Exports... I mean, you know, this is good.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- This is exactly what you'd want. - Very good for Britain.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42It's good for Britain that our exports are higher than our imports.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Imagine those were billions.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47That's a trade surplus there of 4 billion we've got
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- which is terrific stuff.- Excellent.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53And right at the top. What do you reckon is at the top?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Sport.- Sport is right.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Would have scored you 68 so very well done...
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Not very well done if you said that at home. What am I talking about?
0:18:00 > 0:18:04If you said that at home, it's a terrible answer.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07But no, field sport, blood sport, in this dictionary,
0:18:07 > 0:18:10are all two words, all sport.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- None of the sport words would be correct.- Interesting.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17Spoilsport is nice. Spoilsport would have scored you 5 points.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21At the end of our first round, the pair heading home
0:18:21 > 0:18:26with a high score of 132 are Jacky and Lynn. Oh, I'm sorry.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Fish port, by which you meant a fishing village.- Yes, fishing port.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Exactly. A fishing port. Oh, well.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33We'll see you again next time,
0:18:33 > 0:18:36when I'm sure we'll see much, much more of you
0:18:36 > 0:18:39but in the meantime, thanks very much for playing, Jacky and Lynn.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44For the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49So three pairs remain.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51At the end of this round, we'll say goodbye to another pair
0:18:51 > 0:18:53in time for our head-to-head round.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Congratulations to each of our pairs.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Samantha and Blair, our lowest-scoring pair in total.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Jim and Pat because Jim gave us our lowest individual score of 3,
0:19:03 > 0:19:06and Matt and Sam because you're in Round Two. Hurray.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Best of luck to all three pairs.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Our category for Round Two is World Geography.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14World Geography. Can you all decide in your pairs
0:19:14 > 0:19:17who's going to go first and who's going to go second?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:19:22 > 0:19:28OK. The question concerns Capitals Of Former Soviet Union States.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Capitals Of Former Soviet Union States. Richard.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35On each board, we'll give you the names of six capital cities.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38You just need to tell us the country they are the capital of, please.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40As always by country, we mean a member of the UN
0:19:40 > 0:19:42that's a sovereign state in its own right.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Six on each pass. 12 in all to have a go at at home so good luck.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Thanks very much. Correct at time of recording.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- That is probably worth saying. - OK, yes.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56As Richard said, we're looking for the modern-day countries
0:19:56 > 0:19:59of which these cities are the capitals.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Here is our first board of six, and we have...
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I'll read those all again.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18There we are. Now, Sam.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20OK. Um...
0:20:21 > 0:20:26Obviously, I know the big one.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32I'm trying to remember where Minsk is.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35I think I'm going to have to play it safe.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39- I'll go with Moscow, Russia. - "Moscow, Russia," says Sam.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Let's see if that's right.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Russia.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46It is right.
0:20:47 > 0:20:5073. Tactically, that might be the right thing to do, though.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57It's got the most billionaires of any city in the world, Moscow.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00It's got 84 billionaires at the last count by Forbes.
0:21:00 > 0:21:05- Beats New York into second place and London into third.- That is a lot.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07- Jim.- Yes.
0:21:07 > 0:21:13Jim, you've such a cheery countenance, Jim. I do like that.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- Do you like a bluff?- I don't know.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16You look like somebody...
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I think you're at home in this round.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20That's a fine list of cities.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23It's a bit like the Russian equivalent
0:21:23 > 0:21:25of the Trumpton fire brigade, isn't it?
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- What are you going to go for, Jim? - Struggling badly on this one.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36- Riga. Slovakia. - "Riga, Slovakia," says Jim.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Let's see if that's right,
0:21:38 > 0:21:41and if it is, let's see how many people said Slovakia.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46No. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer. Scores you 100 points.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48I had a feeling.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Sam, yes, I think that paid off, your damage limitation.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Yeah, sorry, Jim, not the capital and not a former Soviet state either.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- Other than that...- It was near.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02OK, now, Blair, this board is all yours.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Do you fancy talking us through it?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08I think I might know three of them.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10I think Riga might be Latvia.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13I think Minsk is Belarus.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18I think Bishkek might be Kyrgyzstan.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19But I'm not sure.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I'm going to go with Minsk, Belarus.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27"Belarus," says Blair for Minsk.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Belarus.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Absolutely right.
0:22:37 > 0:22:3920.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46- Good answer there, Blair.- Yeah, terrific answer, Blair. Well played.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49It was almost completely rebuilt after the Second World War, Minsk.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Blair has done even better because Riga,
0:22:51 > 0:22:53you're absolutely right, was Latvia.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55It would have scored you more points though. 33.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Best answer on the board as well. 3 points. Very well played.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Tbilisi is Georgia.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04That would have scored you 14.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07And Astana is Kazakhstan and would have scored you 6.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Very well done if you did well on that board.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Thanks very much. Halfway through the round.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Let's take a look at those scores.
0:23:13 > 0:23:1520 the best of that pass, Blair. Well done.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17That sets you and Samantha well on the way
0:23:17 > 0:23:19to the head-to-head for a second time.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Then up to 73, where we find Sam and Matt.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Then 100, Jim and Pat. Pat, how are we feeling about this as a round?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- Hopeless.- Really?
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Well, there is a scenario
0:23:31 > 0:23:35in which you could get through to the head-to-head from here.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37We have to work out how much
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Matt knows about his former Soviet states.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42OK, we're going to come back down the line now.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Can the second pairs please step up to the podium?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50OK, we're going to put six more capital cities on the board,
0:23:50 > 0:23:52and here they are.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53We have...
0:23:57 > 0:23:59I'll read those all one last time.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Now, remember, we're looking for the modern-day countries
0:24:06 > 0:24:07of which these cities are the capitals.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Samantha, you're going to try
0:24:09 > 0:24:11and find the one the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15There you are on 20. All looking pretty good from here. 20.
0:24:15 > 0:24:20If you can score 79 or less, you're definitely in the head-to-head.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23I'm afraid this is an awful round for me.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27I don't think I know any.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33- I'm just going to have to take a guess.- OK.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Vilnius, Slovakia.
0:24:38 > 0:24:43"Vilnius, Slovakia," says Samantha.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44There is your red line.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48If you get below that red line, you are through to the head-to-head.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Let's see. Is Slovakia right for Vilnius
0:24:50 > 0:24:53and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:24:55 > 0:25:00No, sorry, Samantha. Tough board and that has scored you 100 points.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02- 120 is your total.- Sorry, Samantha.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06I'll fill in all of the answers at the end of the pass.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Now, then, Pat. How are we feeling about this board?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I know one or two of them,
0:25:11 > 0:25:13but finding that obscure one is the problem.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Well, listen, you've been handed a lifeline here.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18I thought it could happen, it has happened.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19If you can score 19 or less...
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Or 100.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Let's try Azerbaijan, Tashkent.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30OK. Azerbaijan, Tashkent.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Here is your red line.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35If you can get below this red line with Azerbaijan,
0:25:35 > 0:25:37you're in the head-to-head.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41Let's see how many of our 100 people said Azerbaijan for Tashkent.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Bing bong.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Oh, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, Pat.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Scores you 100 points.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Massive relief for Samantha and Blair over there
0:25:49 > 0:25:51and indeed for Matt and Sam.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Yes, that takes your total up to 200.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Again, I'll give all the answers at the end of the pass.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58I'll be giving six at this rate.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Thanks very much. Now, then, Matt, the board is all yours.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- Talk us through it.- I think I know three. Kiev is Ukraine.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Vilnius I think is Lithuania
0:26:08 > 0:26:14and the one I'm going to go for is Tallinn, which I believe is Estonia.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16You're going to say Estonia for Tallinn.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18No red line, you're already through
0:26:18 > 0:26:21but let's see how many of our 100 people said Estonia.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Absolutely right.
0:26:28 > 0:26:3126. Good answer.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Takes your total up to 99.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Well played. You were right about the three you knew as well.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Didn't go for the best one you could have done.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Vilnius would have given you a better score.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43You're safely through anyway,
0:26:43 > 0:26:46but Vilnius, which, as you say, is Lithuania, would have scored you 16.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Kiev is the biggest scorer by some way. It's Ukraine of course.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51It would have scored you 54.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53And the others are all stans
0:26:53 > 0:26:56and sometimes you can get confused with all of these
0:26:56 > 0:26:58so anyone who got all three of these has done very well.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Ashgabat is Turkmenistan.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05Dushanbe is Tajikistan
0:27:05 > 0:27:07and Tashkent is Uzbekistan.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08That would have scored you 6.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12So 5 for Turkmenistan, 4 for Tajikistan, 6 for Uzbekistan.
0:27:12 > 0:27:17And the capital of Azerbaijan is Baku. Baku is that capital.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So at the end of our second round,
0:27:20 > 0:27:22I'm afraid to say the pair heading home
0:27:22 > 0:27:25with a high score of 200, it's Pat and Jim,
0:27:25 > 0:27:27but we will see you again next time.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29I have high hopes for you next time, Pat and Jim,
0:27:29 > 0:27:32but thanks in the meantime for playing.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34It's been great having you on the show. Pat and Jim.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38But for Samantha and Blair and Matt and Sam,
0:27:38 > 0:27:41it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Congratulations, Samantha and Blair, Matt and Sam.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49You are now one step closer to the final
0:27:49 > 0:27:51and a chance to play for our jackpot,
0:27:51 > 0:27:53which currently stands at £1,000.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Now, we have to decide who's going to play for that money
0:27:56 > 0:27:58and to do that, you're now going to go head-to-head.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01You're now allowed to confer before you give your answers.
0:28:01 > 0:28:05First pair to win two questions will be in the final.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Very, very best of luck to both pairs.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09Let's play the head-to-head.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15OK. Here comes your first question,
0:28:15 > 0:28:20and it concerns Eastenders Actors And Actresses.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22Eastenders Actors And Actresses. Richard.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25You'll see pictures of five actors who've appeared in Eastenders.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28We need you to tell us the name of the actor, please. Good luck.
0:28:28 > 0:28:32OK. Let's reveal our five actors, and here they are.
0:28:51 > 0:28:55There we are. Five actors who have appeared in Eastenders.
0:28:55 > 0:28:58Samantha and Blair, you will go first.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03THEY WHISPER
0:29:09 > 0:29:11(Have we got to say their real names?)
0:29:11 > 0:29:14(Yeah. You want to go with that one?)
0:29:14 > 0:29:15(I think we're going to have to.)
0:29:18 > 0:29:20I'm going to go for C.
0:29:22 > 0:29:23And June Brown.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27"June Brown," say Samantha and Blair. June Brown.
0:29:27 > 0:29:31Matt and Sam, can you talk us through the rest of the board?
0:29:31 > 0:29:32Well, we think...
0:29:32 > 0:29:35Well, I think B is Ross Kemp
0:29:35 > 0:29:37and then I'm not really sure.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39E is Shaun Williamson,
0:29:39 > 0:29:43better known as Barry from Eastenders,
0:29:43 > 0:29:46so I think we should go for E,
0:29:46 > 0:29:49Shaun Williamson.
0:29:49 > 0:29:53"Shaun Williamson," say Matt and Sam. Shaun Williamson.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56Samantha and Blair said June Brown for C.
0:29:56 > 0:29:57Let's see if that's right and if it is,
0:29:57 > 0:30:00let's see how many of our 100 people said that was June Brown.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04It is June Brown.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09That gets you 36.
0:30:14 > 0:30:15Now, then, Matt and Sam
0:30:15 > 0:30:18meanwhile have said that E is Shaun Williamson.
0:30:18 > 0:30:19Let's see if that's right.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22Let's see how many people said Shaun Williamson.
0:30:24 > 0:30:25It's right.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29And it wins you the point.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32Very well done indeed. Shaun Williamson, 8.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35You've broken their serve.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37Matt and Sam, after one question, you are up one-nil.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39Yes, well played. Everyone knows who he is.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42The full name surprising people there. Shaun Williamson.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45The best ever contestant in Pointless Celebrities, wasn't he?
0:30:45 > 0:30:48- Yeah.- And a terrifically nice man apart from that.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52A is Nick Berry, played Simon Wicks.
0:30:52 > 0:30:53Would have scored you 28.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55One of our 100 people said Nick Clegg.
0:30:58 > 0:31:01B, you're right, is Ross Kemp. Biggest scorer, though.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03Would have scored you 58.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06And the best answer on the board, D, played Tony Hills.
0:31:06 > 0:31:07It's Mark Homer.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11Very well done if you said that. It's a pointless answer.
0:31:11 > 0:31:14Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Here comes your second question.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17Samantha and Blair, you have to win this one to stay in the game.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20Best of luck. It concerns...
0:31:24 > 0:31:26..Multiple Winners Of The Monaco Grand Prix.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29We'll show you the names of five Formula One drivers.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31They've all won the Monaco Grand Prix more than once,
0:31:31 > 0:31:33but we're giving them to you in anagram form.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36- Can you work them out, please? - OK, thanks, Richard.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39Let's reveal our five anagrams, and here they come.
0:31:41 > 0:31:42We have...
0:31:59 > 0:32:01I'll read out the anagrams again.
0:32:09 > 0:32:13Matt and Sam, you will go first.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18THEY WHISPER
0:32:24 > 0:32:27Yeah, we are struggling on all of them.
0:32:27 > 0:32:31- It's a shame because my brother is a big F1 fan.- OK.
0:32:31 > 0:32:36Trying to think of Embark Brew, anyone with that kind of name.
0:32:39 > 0:32:40Oh! Got it.
0:32:40 > 0:32:46- Embark Brew, Mark Webber. - OK. Mark Webber.
0:32:46 > 0:32:49"Mark Webber," say Matt and Sam.
0:32:49 > 0:32:53Now then, Samantha and Blair,
0:32:53 > 0:32:55do you want to talk us through that board?
0:32:57 > 0:33:01Well, Rosy Antenna is Ayrton Senna.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05But I think that's going to be quite popular.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08Sir Long Mists is Stirling Moss.
0:33:10 > 0:33:15Not too sure on A Certain Turn Timing or Old Vicar Dud Hat.
0:33:15 > 0:33:19- I think we'll go Stirling Moss. - You're going to go Stirling Moss.
0:33:19 > 0:33:23So, we have Mark Webber versus Stirling Moss.
0:33:23 > 0:33:28Now, Matt and Sam, you have said Mark Webber for Embark Brew.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Mark Webber.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35It's right.
0:33:38 > 0:33:4024 for Mark Webber.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48OK, so, Samantha and Blair, you're saying Stirling Moss.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51Let's see how many of our 100 people said Stirling Moss.
0:33:51 > 0:33:5324 is what you have to beat.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59It's right.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Oh, look! Oh, 25.
0:34:08 > 0:34:09Wow.
0:34:11 > 0:34:17Very, very close, but I'm afraid Matt and Sam whip it away there.
0:34:17 > 0:34:18Very well done there, Matt and Sam.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21After only two questions, you're through to the final. Two-nil.
0:34:21 > 0:34:25Yeah, that was a real photo finish. Good answers from both teams there.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Ayrton Senna, you're correct about.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Would have scored you too many points, though.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32Would have scored you 42. The other two would have won you the points.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34The second one is very hard, but the bottom one,
0:34:34 > 0:34:36some people may well have got.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38Old Vicar Dud Hat.
0:34:38 > 0:34:42Been on this show. David Coulthard. Would have scored you 12.
0:34:42 > 0:34:45And A Certain Turn Timing, very well done at home
0:34:45 > 0:34:49if you said Maurice Trintignant.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52Maurice Trintignant. 1 point for him.
0:34:52 > 0:34:57Won the Monaco Grand Prix twice and then retired to run his vineyard.
0:34:57 > 0:35:00- That's the way to do it.- How more French do you want to get?
0:35:00 > 0:35:01Thanks very much indeed.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round, I'm sorry.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07Head-to-headers in two consecutive Pointless episodes.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09Fantastic play throughout the show.
0:35:09 > 0:35:14Samantha and Blair, but might you have got any of those lower scoring?
0:35:14 > 0:35:18- Possibly David Coulthard.- Yeah, we should have known David Coulthard.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Yeah. Old Vicar Dud Hat seems like a great many more letters
0:35:20 > 0:35:24than you'd find in David Coulthard, but I've checked, it is right.
0:35:24 > 0:35:27Yeah, I'm so sorry we have to say goodbye to you.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30It's been great having you on the show. Thanks so much for playing,
0:35:30 > 0:35:31- Samantha and Blair.- Thank you.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36But for Matt and Sam, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:39 > 0:35:43Congratulations, Matt and Sam. You fought off all the competition
0:35:43 > 0:35:45and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,
0:35:53 > 0:35:57and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £1,000.
0:35:57 > 0:36:01- Well, you have come from zero to hero.- Yeah, fairytale story.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03Yeah, very good. As always, you get to choose
0:36:03 > 0:36:05your category from the four options on the board.
0:36:05 > 0:36:09Let's find out what they are today. We have...
0:36:18 > 0:36:20That's literally...
0:36:21 > 0:36:23Let's try and go for films...
0:36:23 > 0:36:25Films of legendary British comedians.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27- You all right with that? - Yeah, OK.- OK.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30- Films of legendary British comedians.- Blimey, I am surprised.
0:36:30 > 0:36:34Let's look at your three options here. We are looking for...
0:36:34 > 0:36:38any film made for cinema release starring Frankie Howerd,
0:36:38 > 0:36:41any film made for cinema release starring Norman Wisdom
0:36:41 > 0:36:44or any film made for cinema release starring George Formby.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47When we said "legendary," that's the old-fashioned version
0:36:47 > 0:36:51of the word legendary, rather than legendary!
0:36:51 > 0:36:54So any film starring any of those three,
0:36:54 > 0:36:57according to IMDB, please.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59OK. Well, as always,
0:36:59 > 0:37:02you have got up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:37:02 > 0:37:03All you need to win that jackpot
0:37:03 > 0:37:06is for one of those answers to be pointless.
0:37:06 > 0:37:07Are you ready?
0:37:08 > 0:37:12- Yes.- OK. Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15Your time starts now.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Let's try and think of some Carry On films
0:37:17 > 0:37:20because I think Frankie Howerd might have appeared in some.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27Any obscure Carry On films you can think of?
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Norman Wisdom or George Formby, I have no idea.
0:37:32 > 0:37:38Frankie Howerd. Carry On Laughing. Carry On Camping.
0:37:43 > 0:37:46It's not going to be a fairytale finish, I'm afraid.
0:37:47 > 0:37:52Yeah, Frankie Howerd I can only think of being maybe in Carry On.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55- Carry On.... - Just...just name a thing.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58Carry On Dancing.
0:37:58 > 0:38:02- Carry On Dancing. Carry On Camping. Carry On Laughing.- Carry On...
0:38:04 > 0:38:05- 10 seconds left.- Carry On...
0:38:07 > 0:38:09What one's Barbara Windsor in?
0:38:13 > 0:38:16- Carry On Singing.- OK. That's your time up.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19I now need three answers from you. I'm so sorry.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22It's a really, really tough category, this one.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25- I think you wandered into it. - We did stumble into it a bit.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27You did a little bit.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Mind you, the last time we had people on,
0:38:29 > 0:38:33they stumbled into a £6,250 jackpot, so stumbling isn't always bad.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36I think we'll be tripping up in this, to be honest with you.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39OK. Well, let's see. What answers are you going to give?
0:38:39 > 0:38:44- Carry On Camping for Frankie Howerd. - Carry On Camping for Frankie Howerd.
0:38:44 > 0:38:45Um...
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Carry On Laughing for Frankie Howerd.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52Carry On Laughing for Frankie Howerd.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55And Frankie Howerd Carry On Screaming.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58And Frankie Howerd Carry On Screaming.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01- It's nice to have a trophy anyway. - Of those three,
0:39:01 > 0:39:03which do you think is your...the one you're going to put last?
0:39:03 > 0:39:05Carry On Camping.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07What I'm going to call the best shot at a pointless answer.
0:39:07 > 0:39:11- Carry On Screaming.- Carry On Screaming you're going to put last?
0:39:11 > 0:39:14Well, from that reaction, maybe Carry On Camping.
0:39:14 > 0:39:18Carry On Camping we'll put last. Least likely to be pointless?
0:39:18 > 0:39:20Carry On Laughing. Is that one of them?
0:39:20 > 0:39:23Carry On Laughing we'll put first. So, Laughing, Screaming, Camping.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25LAUGHTER
0:39:25 > 0:39:28OK. There we are.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32We've got Carry On Laughing, Carry On Screaming and Carry On Camping.
0:39:32 > 0:39:37Well, very best of luck. Your first answer was Carry On Laughing.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39Now, listen, there is every chance one of these
0:39:39 > 0:39:42might just suddenly turn out to be correct and pointless.
0:39:42 > 0:39:46I know. Ridiculous though it sounds, it has happened before.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49What would you do if you won 1,000 quid, Matt?
0:39:49 > 0:39:51Probably put some money down to go on holiday,
0:39:51 > 0:39:56- maybe to Los Angeles. I think that's where I'd like to go.- OK. Sam?
0:39:56 > 0:39:59Yeah, probably a big holiday at the end of uni.
0:39:59 > 0:40:04I'd go and work a season in Zante or Ibiza or something like that.
0:40:04 > 0:40:05OK. Very best of luck.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08We are looking for, in this case, Frankie Howerd.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10In fact, in all of these answers, Frankie Howerd films.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13Carry On Laughing was your least confident answer.
0:40:13 > 0:40:14Let's find out if it's right.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Then let's find out if it's pointless.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19For £1,000, how many people said Carry On Laughing?
0:40:21 > 0:40:25No. I'm afraid an incorrect answer. Not a pointless answer.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27Two more shots at today's jackpot.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29Your next answer was Carry On Screaming.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32Again a Frankie Howerd film, you thought.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34Let's find out if it's right, and if it is,
0:40:34 > 0:40:36let's find out how many people said it for £1,000.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38Carry On Screaming. Is it pointless?
0:40:41 > 0:40:46No. Only one more chance to win today's jackpot.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48It is all riding on Carry On Camping.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50Let's find out if it's right first,
0:40:50 > 0:40:53and if it is, let's find out if it's pointless for £1,000.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55Is Frankie Howerd in Carry On Camping?
0:40:57 > 0:41:01No! Bad luck.
0:41:03 > 0:41:06I think that was a really, really tough category,
0:41:06 > 0:41:09and you had three decent shots at it.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12I'm afraid they were all incorrect, but nonetheless,
0:41:12 > 0:41:14you've done incredibly well to get through to the final.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17Sadly, you didn't win the jackpot of £1,000.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19That will roll over to the next show
0:41:19 > 0:41:21but you do of course get to take home a Pointless trophy,
0:41:21 > 0:41:23so very well done for that.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31That final round seemed to go a lot quicker than normal, didn't it?
0:41:31 > 0:41:34Did you notice that? It's weird. Usually, it goes on forever.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36But that was very swift. Well played.
0:41:36 > 0:41:38That was a very, very quick end round.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41Very well done for that. That might be a new record.
0:41:41 > 0:41:44It was a good thing to go for Carry Ons. He was in a couple.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46He was in Carry On Up The Jungle and Carry On Doctor.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48They would have scored you 5 points.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51Up Pompeii!, the massive scorer. 50 points for that one.
0:41:51 > 0:41:54Ladykillers and The Great St Trinian's Train Robbery
0:41:54 > 0:41:57also scored points, but let's look at the pointless answers,
0:41:57 > 0:41:58starting with Frankie Howerd.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07They don't make films like that anymore, do they?
0:42:07 > 0:42:10Watch It, Sailor! you could have had. Let's take a look at Norman Wisdom.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16A few other answers there.
0:42:16 > 0:42:17You could have had Follow A Star,
0:42:17 > 0:42:20One Good Turn, The Night They Raided Minsky's,
0:42:20 > 0:42:22The Sandwich Man or Up In The World. All of those pointless.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24Well done if you said any of those.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26And George Formby.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32That's like the script of a George Formby film.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34Very well done if you got any of those at home.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36You've been absolutely terrific.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39I hope you've enjoyed yourselves. You go home with a trophy.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41- It's been a pleasure having you here.- Thank you.- Thanks.
0:42:41 > 0:42:44Thanks very much. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46Matt and Sam, it's been great having you on the show.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Thank you so much for playing. Matt and Sam.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50APPLAUSE
0:42:50 > 0:42:53Well, sadly, Matt and Sam didn't win our jackpot today,
0:42:53 > 0:42:55which means it rolls over onto the next show,
0:42:55 > 0:42:57when we will be playing for £2,000.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59APPLAUSE
0:42:59 > 0:43:01Join us next time to see if someone can win it.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:43:04 > 0:43:05And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.