Episode 2

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0:00:18 > 0:00:19APPLAUSE

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

0:00:24 > 0:00:28and welcome to Pointless, the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31APPLAUSE

0:00:34 > 0:00:35And couple number one.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Hi, my name's Patrick, I'm from Sutton Coldfield

0:00:38 > 0:00:41and this is my friend Sarah from Milton Keynes.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45- Couple number two... - Hi. I'm Angie, this is my friend Lisa and we live in Bedfordshire.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Couple number three.

0:00:46 > 0:00:51Hi, I'm Sophie, this is my mum Sue and we're from Newcastle.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53And finally couple number four.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Hi, I'm Lucy and this is my husband Ian, and we're from Guildford.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58And these are today's contestants.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00APPLAUSE

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Thanks very much, all of you, we'll find out more about you

0:01:02 > 0:01:04throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce -

0:01:06 > 0:01:08his school recently unveiled a statue of him,

0:01:08 > 0:01:11a beautifully crafted likeness, depicting him

0:01:11 > 0:01:13smoking behind the sports hall when he should be in double maths.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Hiya.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Hi, everybody. Hiya.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23It'd have to be a big statue, wouldn't it?

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Wouldn't it? A lot of metal in that.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- How are you?- I'm very well. - Excellent.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Now, we've given away the jackpot two shows in a row, haven't we?

0:01:29 > 0:01:33We had Jess and Martyn on last time, our two lads from Manchester,

0:01:33 > 0:01:35who won on Kylie Minogue. Did very, very well.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Coming back from that show, we've got Sue and Sophie

0:01:38 > 0:01:40who were knocked out in the head-to-head by the guys -

0:01:40 > 0:01:43we've got three new pairs to take you on today,

0:01:43 > 0:01:47but they're going to be tough to beat, I suspect. Round One is er...

0:01:47 > 0:01:50I'm going to say we're not dumbing down, Round One.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Some proper kind of... knowledge required. I'm so sorry.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56ALL LAUGH

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Some knowledge.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Well, it's easier if it's films or top 40 hits, but sometimes you've got

0:02:00 > 0:02:03to do some proper kind of stuff you should learn from school.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Yeah, for the quota. - Yeah, for the quota.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Just in case the Director-General's watching one day.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Yes. - LAUGHTER

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Well, thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Well, as you've gathered, Jess and Martyn won the jackpot last time

0:02:15 > 0:02:19so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000. There it is.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29The pair with the highest score

0:02:29 > 0:02:31at the end of each round will be eliminated -

0:02:31 > 0:02:33your job is just to make sure that's not you.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Our category for Round One today - knowledge, remember - is...

0:02:39 > 0:02:41There you go. European History.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52OK, and the question concerns...

0:02:59 > 0:03:01CHUCKLING

0:03:01 > 0:03:03I know. I know.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Let's just go with it, shall we?

0:03:06 > 0:03:09First Names of 16th Century European Monarchs, Richard...

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Yeah, in a moment, Xander's

0:03:10 > 0:03:13going to show you the names of five countries, or five nations -

0:03:13 > 0:03:15we need you to tell us the first name of anyone who was a monarch

0:03:15 > 0:03:19of any of those countries during the 16th century, please.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24So as Richard's just mentioned, I'm going to put five countries

0:03:24 > 0:03:26up on the board. They're going to stay up there,

0:03:26 > 0:03:28I won't be changing that halfway through the round.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31They stay up the whole way up the line, the whole way back down again,

0:03:31 > 0:03:32same five countries.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Let's look at our five countries, and here they are...

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Sarah. Could it get any better than this?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58- It's a dream round!- Isn't it?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Welcome to the show. What do you do?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03I'm the marketing manager for Milton Keynes Dons Football Club.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07- The MK Dons!- The big MK Dons. - That is very exciting.- Thank you.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- How long have you been doing that? - Four years.- Very exciting.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12So what did you do before that? How did you work your way up?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14I went from university, so originally

0:04:14 > 0:04:17I got some work experience at a football television show,

0:04:17 > 0:04:19then I moved to another football club for some work experience

0:04:19 > 0:04:22and then after university I came out and applied for jobs

0:04:22 > 0:04:26and got a job at MK Dons which is my local home town team anyway...

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Not the team you support, though? - I'm a West ham fan, for my sins.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31OK. But still, it's fine.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Different league.- Yeah. So I can support both.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Fair enough.- Just not when they play each other.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41- So how many of you look after marketing?- Myself.- It's just you!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43So are you there every match day?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Yeah, and the away games, as well, so...

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Fantastic. So, yeah, dream job.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48I think it's great.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Well, Sarah, we are looking, as you will be aware...

0:04:51 > 0:04:54You can barely hold yourself back, I should think, from this

0:04:54 > 0:04:58exciting round of European monarchs from the 16th century -

0:04:58 > 0:05:01what are you going to go for?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04It's not a great round for me.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07I did history at A level, so I should know some answers.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09- You really didn't have to tell us that.- No, I know...

0:05:09 > 0:05:14I think I'm going to go with Monarchs of France, and go for...Louis.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18- Why not?- Of some variation. - Louis, says Sarah -

0:05:18 > 0:05:21let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said Louis.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Absolutely right.

0:05:29 > 0:05:3132.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32- 32 for Louis. - APPLAUSE

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Yeah, Louis XII reigned right at the start of that century -

0:05:38 > 0:05:41he accidentally became King when his cousin tripped up

0:05:41 > 0:05:44and hit his head on a doorway on the way to a tennis match.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Must have been a very hard doorway.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47I imagine it was stone.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51It was the 16th century, it's not made of MDF. LAUGHTER

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Yeah, but I've hit my head on doorways before

0:05:54 > 0:05:55and I'm still here, I think.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59- But he stumbled, so I think he fell forward...- Maybe he loved tennis.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- He was running to the match.- I think something like that happened.

0:06:03 > 0:06:08- Anyway, on such fragile bonds are histories strung.- Ironically...

0:06:08 > 0:06:11had he been wearing his crown, he'd probably have been fine.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14That's why they introduced crowns.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16It was originally a very expensive crash helmet.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21There we are, thank you very much indeed, Richard. Now then, Angie.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Welcome to Pointless, great to have you here. What do you do, Angie?

0:06:24 > 0:06:27I'm an actress primarily, but we also run a couple of companies.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29What are the companies?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32We supply actors, professional actors for role-play

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- and corporate work and stuff like that.- Oh, that's fun.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37So do you do that as well, the role-play stuff?

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Yeah, we do a bit of that, and we do a bit of the legit stuff.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44What's your favourite role-play scenario you've ever been in?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47I quite like being a bolshy customer, that's quite nice.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50You can really let out all that angst and really...get into it.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Very good. And what are your hobbies when you're not doing that, Angie?

0:06:54 > 0:06:59All sorts of things - reading, I play golf, badly... Very badly.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01But I'm improving, slowly.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Very slowly.- What's your handicap?

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- 29 at the moment, but I'm working on it.- That's good, it's fine.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Now, how about European history? - Yeah... Er...

0:07:11 > 0:07:18I'll have to go for Monarchs of England, and go for an Edward.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20You're going to go for an Edward. Let's see if that's right,

0:07:20 > 0:07:24let's see how many of our 100 people said Edward.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28It's right.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Well, 32's our only score, you've passed that...

0:07:33 > 0:07:3417 for Edward.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36APPLAUSE

0:07:39 > 0:07:44Yeah, Edward VI of course, who became King when he was only nine years old.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Shall we do some impro?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Yeah.- I'll be a bolshy customer

0:07:48 > 0:07:51and you be someone who runs... you know, something or other.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- CHIRPY VOICE:- Hello! How can I help you?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Er, I have a complaint.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58What would you like to complain about today?

0:07:58 > 0:08:02I am not going to say another word until I see your supervisor.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05I'm afraid my supervisor's out at the moment.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08LAUGHTER

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Will you play my supervisor, Angie?

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Well, yes.- Oh, here's my supervisor just through right now.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Angie... Just got a customer.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22How can I help you?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25I am not going to speak another word until I talk to YOUR supervisor.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Well, unfortunately their head office is in Russia -

0:08:28 > 0:08:30I can get him on the phone for you?

0:08:31 > 0:08:33LAUGHTER

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- This is easy!- Oh, wow. You're just the king of role-play.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- It's quite something, isn't it? - Yeah. Wow. Thank you.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Now, Sue, welcome back.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Head-to-head. Head-to-head last time. Hans Christian Andersen.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50- We've got to get past those fairy tales.- Yeah. We've got to put them behind us.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54- It was my little daughter that failed me, really.- Oh, Sophie...

0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Disappointment.- Sophie, Sophie, Sophie.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Now, Sue, how's your European history?- OK. Yeah.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03History's is one of my subjects. I've do like history, yeah.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06What are we going to go for?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09We'll go the Monarchs of Scotland, I think.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13James...VI.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17- OK, you're going to go for James. - One of the Jameses in Scotland, yeah.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18OK. James, says Sue -

0:09:18 > 0:09:21let's see that's right and how many of our 100 people said James.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29It's right. Well, 32's our high score, 17 our low...

0:09:29 > 0:09:31You've passed 32... 30. Very well done.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32APPLAUSE

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Yeah, James IV, V and VI in fact in that century.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41OK, thank you very much indeed.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Now, Ian...

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Welcome to the show.- Hello. - Good to have you here, Ian.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49- What do you do, Ian?- I'm a product manager for a software company.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- So which product is it you manage? - Er, I've got several products.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56It's in the betting industry, so we do till product...

0:09:56 > 0:10:01- I see.- ..and various other products. - I see. That's quite fun.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Do you work through specific bookmakers, or do you er...

0:10:04 > 0:10:08I work for a company that just sell software to bookmakers.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12I see. OK, right. That sort of gives them in-play odds, that you can work out your odds at a...

0:10:12 > 0:10:15I have no idea what I'm talking about, as you can probably gather.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Anyway, it sounds great. What do you do when you're not doing that, Ian?

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Er... I like to do a bit of kayaking, keep fit...

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Go to the pub. Balance it out a little bit.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Ian, what are you going to go for?

0:10:30 > 0:10:34It's a bad one for me. It's a pretty bad one for me.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Er, I'm just going to plump for

0:10:37 > 0:10:39King John.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41King John. Fair enough.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Let's find out

0:10:42 > 0:10:46if John was a king of any of these countries in the 16th century -

0:10:46 > 0:10:49how many people said King John, is it right?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54No! Bad luck, Ian.

0:10:54 > 0:10:59I'm afraid no Kings John in the 16th century in any of these countries,

0:10:59 > 0:11:01that scores you 100 points, Ian.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02Yeah, no Johns, I'm afraid.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Not even a Tsar John of Russia, can you believe that?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07There was a 13th-century king of England called John.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11Thank you very much, Richard. Halfway through the round, let's take a look at the scores -

0:11:11 > 0:11:1317, Angie, the best score of that pass.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Then up to 30 where we find Sue and Sophie.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Up to 32, Sarah and Patrick,

0:11:18 > 0:11:20and then Ian and Lucy, I'm afraid

0:11:20 > 0:11:23up there, the dizzy heights of 100.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Lucy, are we going to get a lovely low score from you?

0:11:25 > 0:11:29- No!- Think of a really juicy name that might be a likely name

0:11:29 > 0:11:32for a king or a tsar or anything like that from the 16th century,

0:11:32 > 0:11:35and who knows, maybe it might be enough to keep you in the game.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42So Lucy, remember, we're looking for the first name of any

0:11:42 > 0:11:45holder of any of these positions during the 16th century.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47There they all are.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49It's going to get tougher this time round,

0:11:49 > 0:11:51so if you can get one right, find a nice low score, who knows?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Lucy, what do you do?

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Er, I work in sales and marketing for an electronics company.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59What do you do in your spare time, Lucy?

0:11:59 > 0:12:02I like going swimming, and I enjoy going to the theatre,

0:12:02 > 0:12:04- I try and go as much as possible. - Excellent.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Where do you go to the theatre?

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Well, I live in Guildford, so Woking is our local theatre.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11- But I like going to the West End. - I see. OK.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13You're high scorers on 100. We need a low score.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Lucy, good luck.- Well, this isn't a bad subject for me.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20I'm quite good on my English history.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24I'm going to take a punt, hope this is correct - Jane?

0:12:24 > 0:12:28- As in Lady Jane Grey? I'm not sure if that'll count.- OK.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30You'll go for Jane.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many of our 100 people said it.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37No red line for you there as you're the high scorers.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Right.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48That is very impressive indeed, Lucy -

0:12:48 > 0:12:51the lowest score of the round by a margin.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53104 is your total. Very well done.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Great answer. Some people don't recognise her as a monarch,

0:12:58 > 0:13:02but we did for this question, so our 100 were allowed to name her,

0:13:02 > 0:13:05- so she's an acceptable answer. - Thank you.

0:13:05 > 0:13:10- Now, Sophie. Remind us what you do. - I'm a full-time mum to my two girls.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13And remind us what you like getting up to.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15I just like spending time with them -

0:13:15 > 0:13:17I'm always out on play dates and school things

0:13:17 > 0:13:20and...just generally pink fun.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Excellent - pink fun.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Listen, you're on 30.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28You have to score 73 or less to get through to the next round.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31- I think you can do that. - I've got a name in my head.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33I don't know where it's come from. I'll go with it,

0:13:33 > 0:13:35and probably get murdered by my mother later.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39- I'm going to go for Ivan.- Ivan.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44Ivan. OK. Let's find out if Ivan is right.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46If you can get below that red line with Ivan...

0:13:46 > 0:13:50- If it's right, that would help! - ..you're in...well, exactly.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Let's see how far down the column you get with Ivan.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00It's right. Very well done, Sophie.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03You're in round two.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05And you've scored 7. Very well done indeed - 37.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14Yeah, a few Ivans there - including, of course, Ivan the Terrible, who...

0:14:14 > 0:14:17- He wasn't so bad.- He took the title when he was three years old,

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- which I think is probably where the name comes from.- OK.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- The terrible threes.- Yeah. - And he just never lost it.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25- He was quite naughty.- Yeah.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27I think, in Russia, he's known as Ivan the Formidable.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Oh, really?- So I think they see him slightly differently.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32But he killed his son and heir, for example.

0:14:32 > 0:14:37- But he was, you know... - And also, he wouldn't go to bed.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39He was supposed to go to bed at 7:30 and he would cry

0:14:39 > 0:14:42and he would stay up to, like, 8:15, sometimes.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- That is...that's pretty terrible. - Yeah.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46- OK, now, Lisa.- Yeah.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Lisa, welcome to the show, good to have you here, What do you do?

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Same as Angie - I'm an actor, and role-playing training,

0:14:52 > 0:14:54- that sort of thing. - You work for Angie's company?

0:14:54 > 0:14:59- I do, yes.- How often do you do this? - All the time, really.- Almost daily?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Yeah - it can be three, four times a week

0:15:02 > 0:15:04for all different organisations, yeah.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07So has your acting career being put on the side

0:15:07 > 0:15:10and the role-playing thing has now, sort of, sprung to the fore?

0:15:10 > 0:15:13To a degree - I'm producing some theatre shows for next spring,

0:15:13 > 0:15:16so that creative thing is still going on.

0:15:16 > 0:15:21But, yeah, I am the customer or the bad employee or...

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Bad employee? Oh, that's fun.- Yeah.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27We might do a bit of that later - bad employee.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30- I thought I was doing that. Am I not? - Eh...

0:15:30 > 0:15:34OK - now, listen, you have to score 86 or less, Lisa.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Essentially, you have to find a right answer.- OK.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Um, yeah. I've got a couple in my mind.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44But I think I might just play it safe

0:15:44 > 0:15:45and go for Mary.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49- Mary. OK. Was that yours, Patrick?- Yeah, yeah.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Don't worry about it.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52There's your red line.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Get below that, you're through to round two.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Let's see how many people said it.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00It's right.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01And you're through.

0:16:05 > 0:16:0719 for Mary. Not bad at all.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Your total is 36.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Yeah, Queen of England and Scotland, of course, Mary.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Yeah. Now, Patrick, what do you do?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19I work in marketing and communications

0:16:19 > 0:16:21for an engineering company.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24What are your hobbies, Patrick? What do you like getting up to?

0:16:24 > 0:16:28I like travelling and, uh...I like doing charity work.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30What charity work do you do?

0:16:30 > 0:16:34I volunteer in a children's hospice called Bluebell Wood

0:16:34 > 0:16:38and I also like going out to Beirut.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41I work in an orphanage there sometimes in the summer holidays,

0:16:41 > 0:16:43so...it's good.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Do you think the kids will be watching, from the hospice?

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Uh, yeah, the hospice. They probably won't in Beirut.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52- Not in Beirut, no. - You underestimate us.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Yeah, yeah. Patrick, what are you going to go for?

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- You have to score 71 or less. - Yeah. Um...

0:16:58 > 0:17:00I did French as my degree,

0:17:00 > 0:17:03so I really should know loads of monarchs of France.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06But the only name that ever comes up is Louis

0:17:06 > 0:17:09and you just throw that out in an exam and get by, normally.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Um...I think I'll have to just...

0:17:12 > 0:17:16- Henry, I think. - You're going to go with Henry?

0:17:16 > 0:17:18- Yeah.- OK. Well, you only have to score 71 or less.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Patrick says Henry.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many people said Henry.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23There's your red line.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28It's right, of course.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31And you're in round two. Very well done indeed.

0:17:31 > 0:17:3338 for Henry.

0:17:33 > 0:17:3670 is your total.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Henry VII and Henry VIII, seeing you safely through.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44Funnily enough, if you had stuck with your French degree and taken more of a risk...

0:17:44 > 0:17:46I was going to maybe say Guillaume, something like that?

0:17:46 > 0:17:49If you'd gone with the French Henry, Henri with an "I",

0:17:49 > 0:17:51would have been a pointless answer.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52Oh! But that's what I said!

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Yeah, yeah(!)

0:17:54 > 0:17:58I heard exactly what you said in that flawless French accent of yours.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Let's take a look at the different answers.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Monarchs of Spain, a couple of pointless answers.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04You could have had Isabella or Carlos.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Those would have been pointless.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09You'd have got one point for Juana or Ferdinand

0:18:09 > 0:18:11and 12 points for Philip.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15For the Monarchs of France, Henri, as we just said,

0:18:15 > 0:18:16is a pointless answer, so is Francis.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18And Charles would have scored you 18 points.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21For Monarchs of England, we've had all of them apart from Elizabeth,

0:18:21 > 0:18:24who would have scored you 32 points.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28For the Russians, Vasili and Fyodor and Boris -

0:18:28 > 0:18:30those would have been pointless answers.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32And that's all the answers in all the categories.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Thank you very much. At the end of our first round,

0:18:34 > 0:18:36the pair heading home, with a high score of 104,

0:18:36 > 0:18:38I'm afraid, Lucy and Ian.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Dear, oh, dear - King John let you down there, Ian.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44- If only he'd lived a bit longer. - I know.- Ugh!

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Anyway, I'm sorry we're saying goodbye so soon,

0:18:46 > 0:18:49but we'll see you again next time, look forward to that.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Lucy and Ian, thanks very much.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57For the remaining three pairs, it's time for round two.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Three pairs remain. Obviously, at the end of the round,

0:19:04 > 0:19:06we'll have to say goodbye to another pair.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10Lisa and Angie, our lowest-scoring total there, very well done to you.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13And Patrick and Sarah, if you'd only gone for Henri,

0:19:13 > 0:19:17that would have been amazing, you'd have added £250 to the jackpot.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Never mind, let's move on - best of luck to all of you.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Our category for round two today is...

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Can you decide in your pairs who'll go first and second?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37OK, and the question concerns...

0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Richard?- Yes, on each board, we'll show you six pairs of acts,

0:19:46 > 0:19:48all of whom have had hits with the same song.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Just tell us the name of the song, please.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53There will be 12 in all to have a go at at home.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57OK. Let's reveal our pairs of acts and here's our first board of six.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21I'll read those all one last time.

0:20:41 > 0:20:42Sarah.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Er, it's a good board.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46I know a few of them.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48One of them I'm not sure of the title,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50so I can sing it in my head,

0:20:50 > 0:20:53but that's no good to anybody else or knowing of the title.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55So I think I'm going to go with the top one,

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Journey and the Glee Cast, and go for Don't Stop Believin'.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00Don't Stop Believin', says Sarah. Let's see if that's right,

0:21:00 > 0:21:04and if it is, let's see how many people said Don't Stop Believin'.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06It's right.

0:21:11 > 0:21:1233.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14APPLAUSE

0:21:14 > 0:21:1633 for Don't Stop Believin'.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Yeah, it was originally a number 62 hit, Don't Stop Believin'.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22And then in 2009 it had an extraordinary renaissance.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24And then Joe McElderry sung it on X Factor.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28Suddenly it was in the charts in various different versions.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Thanks very much, indeed. Now, Lisa.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Yes.- What are you going to go for?

0:21:33 > 0:21:38Er, there's a couple that I know, which I'm very pleased about.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42I'm just thinking about which one will be the most obscure.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44So...

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Elvis Presley and Fine Young Cannibals,

0:21:47 > 0:21:49- Suspicious Minds.- Suspicious Minds, says Lisa.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said that.

0:22:02 > 0:22:049.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06APPLAUSE

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Good answer, Lisa. A number two hit for Elvis,

0:22:10 > 0:22:12a number eight hit for Fine Young Cannibals.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16- I can hear Roland Gift in my head now.- Can you?- Yeah.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18I'm going to have that for the rest of the day. Good song.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20So, Sue, this board's all yours.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Do you want to talk us through it?

0:22:22 > 0:22:23I'd love to.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26I can guess through it.

0:22:26 > 0:22:27Er...

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Maybe Frankie Goes To Hollywood is Two Tribes.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32The Doors is maybe Light My Fire.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Michael Jackson, Bad?

0:22:36 > 0:22:39I think I'll go for The Doors, Light My Fire.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41OK, The Doors and Will Young, Light My Fire, says Sue.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Light My Fire.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48It's right.

0:22:48 > 0:22:5033's our highest score,

0:22:50 > 0:22:519 our low.

0:22:53 > 0:22:5420.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55APPLAUSE

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Good middle ground there, Sue.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Yeah, another song that wasn't a top 40 hit when it was first released.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04It was rereleased off the back of the biopic of The Doors

0:23:04 > 0:23:07and reached number seven. Will Young had a number one with it.

0:23:07 > 0:23:08Let's look through the rest of this board.

0:23:08 > 0:23:12Now, Frankie Goes To Hollywood and Gabrielle Aplin, it's not Two Tribes.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13- It's...- The Power Of Love.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16The Power Of Love, yeah. 22 points.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17Joe Cocker and Wet Wet Wet is...?

0:23:17 > 0:23:21- With A Little Help From My Friends. - With A Little Help From My Friends.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24Six points. And Michael Jackson, Alien Ant Farm.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26- Smooth Criminal.- Smooth Criminal.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29And that would have scored you 16. So the best answer up there is

0:23:29 > 0:23:31With A Little Help From My Friends.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Thanks very much, indeed. Well, we're halfway through the round.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Let's take a look at the scores. Nine the best score of that pass. Lisa, very well done,

0:23:37 > 0:23:39putting you and Angie at the top of the table.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Then up to 20, where we find Sue and Sophie.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Then up to 33, Sarah and Patrick.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46So, Patrick, we need a low score from you.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47We're going to come back down the line.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Can the second players, please, step up to the podium?

0:23:52 > 0:23:56OK, let's put six more pairs of acts up on the board, and here they are.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17I'll read those one last time.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38There we are. Sophie, remember, we're looking for the title

0:24:38 > 0:24:40of the song that these pairs of bands had hits with.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43You're on 20, you want to be scoring 12 or less

0:24:43 > 0:24:45to avoid becoming the new high scorers.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48I don't think I'm going to score 12 or less.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50But I've got to go with something that I know is right.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53So I'm going to go Keane and Lily Allen,

0:24:53 > 0:24:54Somewhere Only We Know?

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Somewhere Only We Know, says Sophie.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Here's your red line. If you get below that,

0:24:58 > 0:25:00you're definitely in the next round.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Let's see how the people said Somewhere Only We Know.

0:25:06 > 0:25:07It's right.

0:25:12 > 0:25:1333.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15APPLAUSE

0:25:15 > 0:25:1733 takes your total up to 53.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20Yeah, Keane's first UK hit, reached number three for them

0:25:20 > 0:25:23and then Lily Allen went to number one with the same song.

0:25:23 > 0:25:24Thanks very much, indeed.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Now, then, Angie,

0:25:27 > 0:25:29you've got a target, 43 or less we need from you...

0:25:29 > 0:25:32- Uh-huh.- ..to get through to the head-to-head.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Pop music isn't my big thing, I have to say.

0:25:34 > 0:25:39But I'm thinking Elvis Presley and the Pet Shop Boys,

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Always On My Mind.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Always On My Mind, says Angie.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Let's see if that's right. There's your red line. Get below that,

0:25:45 > 0:25:46you're in the head-to-head.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50It's right.

0:25:52 > 0:25:53You're through.

0:25:55 > 0:25:5620.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57APPLAUSE

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Very well done, indeed.

0:25:59 > 0:26:0229 is your total. Very well done.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04- Richard?- Another very good answer.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Yeah, Elvis got in the top 40 three times with that song, actually.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10Pet Shop Boys just the once, but it was number one, Christmas number one.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Kept Fairytale Of New York off the number one slot.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Thanks very much, indeed, Richard.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16OK, now, Patrick.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Here we have a game on our hands.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21The high scorers on 53 are Sophie and Sue. You're on 33.

0:26:21 > 0:26:2519 or less gets you through to the next round.

0:26:25 > 0:26:2619 or less, Patrick.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29- Can you talk us through that board? - Er...

0:26:29 > 0:26:32I don't know what to do, because I know the Wheatus one's

0:26:32 > 0:26:35going to kill me when I find, cos I think I'll know it.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Er, The Bangles and Atomic Kitten one

0:26:38 > 0:26:41is Eternal Flame, I think.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Sixpence None The Richer...

0:26:43 > 0:26:45I don't know whether they were like a big band,

0:26:45 > 0:26:48but I can remember one song name by them

0:26:48 > 0:26:50and I don't know whether it was originally by The La's.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53I think that was called Kiss Me.

0:26:53 > 0:26:54Ah...

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Er...

0:26:56 > 0:26:59I think I might guess that, Kiss Me.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Why not? Take a risk.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03OK, you're going to go for Kiss Me, says Patrick.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05There's your red line. Get below that,

0:27:05 > 0:27:09you're through to the next round. Let's see if Kiss Me is right.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Ooh. I'm afraid it's not, Patrick.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18They're thrilled with that over on the far podium there,

0:27:18 > 0:27:22but I'm afraid that scores you 100 points. Takes your total up to 133.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Yeah, not a bad risk. Sixpence None The Richer had two UK top 40 hits,

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Kiss Me far and away the biggest. A huge hit for them.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29But that was their own original songs.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32But they also covered The La's biggest hit, which was...

0:27:32 > 0:27:34- There She Goes.- There She Goes. - Oh, yeah.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Would have scored you 16 points, as well.

0:27:37 > 0:27:38Would have been a terrific answer.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Now, The Bangles and Atomic Kitten, you knew the answer.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43You had to get 20 points to get into a tie.

0:27:43 > 0:27:47- Eternal Flame would have scored you 21 points.- Oh.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50Erasure and Wheatus you say you know.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Well, I'll know it when you tell me, but I...

0:27:52 > 0:27:54- It's A Little Respect.- Yeah.

0:27:54 > 0:27:55It would have scored you 7.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57And the best answer on the board, Kate Bush,

0:27:57 > 0:27:59a great cover by The Futureheads of...

0:27:59 > 0:28:01- Hounds Of Love.- Hounds Of Love, yeah, top 10 hit for them.

0:28:01 > 0:28:034 points for that.

0:28:03 > 0:28:04Thanks very much, indeed.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06So, at the end of our second round, the pair who are heading home

0:28:06 > 0:28:10with their high score of 133, I'm afraid, Patrick and Sarah.

0:28:10 > 0:28:11Well, listen, it's a very good start.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14You'll be back next time. We'll look forward to that.

0:28:14 > 0:28:15Let's hope you go much, much further.

0:28:15 > 0:28:19In the meantime, thanks very much for playing, Patrick and Sarah.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21APPLAUSE

0:28:23 > 0:28:26But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33Congratulations, Lisa and Angie, Sue and Sophie.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35You're now one step closer to the final and a chance

0:28:35 > 0:28:37to play for our jackpot,

0:28:37 > 0:28:40which currently stands at £1,000.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Sue and Sophie, you've been here before.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45- In fact, you've been exactly here before.- Yeah.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48You were standing behind that blue podium in the last head-to-head.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50How are you feeling this time round, Sophie?

0:28:50 > 0:28:52Still nervous.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54- But looking forward to it.- OK.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Well, Lisa and Angie, you've done very, very well.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59Very good play. Nice, low scoring consistently throughout.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Now you can confer before you give your answers.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04I think this is going to be very close. Best of luck to both pairs.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Let's play the head-to-head.

0:29:06 > 0:29:08APPLAUSE

0:29:12 > 0:29:15OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:29:19 > 0:29:20Famous Canadians, Richard.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23Yeah, I'm going to show you five pictures of people born in Canada.

0:29:23 > 0:29:24Can you tell us the most obscure?

0:29:24 > 0:29:27OK. Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five Canadians

0:29:27 > 0:29:28and here they come.

0:29:51 > 0:29:53There we are, five famous Canadians.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56- Lisa and Angie, you've been our low scorers, so you will go first.- OK.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58- THEY WHISPER - Have you got any ideas?

0:29:58 > 0:30:01- I know three.- Oh, dear, you're good.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03I think I would go for A.

0:30:03 > 0:30:06- I think, cos D will be quite popular, so...- OK.

0:30:06 > 0:30:08..the other ones I don't know.

0:30:08 > 0:30:10I only know two of the ones you know, so I think, I don't know A.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13- OK, OK.- Go for that.- We're going to go for A,

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Avril Lavigne.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18Avril Lavigne say Lisa and Angie, Avril Lavigne.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20Now, Sue and Sophie.

0:30:20 > 0:30:21The board's all yours. Talk us through it.

0:30:21 > 0:30:23Er...

0:30:23 > 0:30:25B is Celine Dion.

0:30:25 > 0:30:28D is Dan Aykroyd.

0:30:28 > 0:30:31E, Pierre Trudeau, a long time ago.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33But I think we'll go for a D, Dan Aykroyd.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35You're going to say Dan Aykroyd.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38So we have Avril Lavigne and we have Dan Aykroyd.

0:30:38 > 0:30:39Lisa and Angie said Avril Lavigne.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:30:45 > 0:30:46It's right.

0:30:50 > 0:30:5146.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53- APPLAUSE - Oh, it's high.

0:30:54 > 0:30:5846. Meanwhile, Sue and Sophie have said that D is Dan Aykroyd.

0:30:58 > 0:31:02Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said that.

0:31:03 > 0:31:04It's right.

0:31:07 > 0:31:08Oh, look at that.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10Dan Aykroyd wins it for you.

0:31:10 > 0:31:1131.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13APPLAUSE

0:31:14 > 0:31:17Which means, Sue and Sophie, after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Well done, Sue. You got an even better answer

0:31:19 > 0:31:22with Pierre Trudeau, actually, would have scored you 10 points.

0:31:22 > 0:31:26He'd have been a terrific answer. Former Prime Minister of Canada.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29B is Celine Dion, she's the biggest scorer up there, though.

0:31:29 > 0:31:31She would have scored you 72.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34And C, considered by many people the greatest ice hockey player

0:31:34 > 0:31:37of all time, is Wayne Gretzky.

0:31:37 > 0:31:384 points for him.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42I think Pierre Trudeau looks like he could do with a good night's sleep,

0:31:42 > 0:31:44don't you think? He just looks a bit...

0:31:44 > 0:31:47HE GRUMBLES

0:31:47 > 0:31:48He does. But he was a busy man.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50It's not easy to run Canada, is it?

0:31:50 > 0:31:52Unless you think it's easy to run Canada?

0:31:52 > 0:31:53LAUGHTER Actually,

0:31:53 > 0:31:55if you're going to run anywhere...

0:31:55 > 0:31:58- Canada kind of runs itself, doesn't it?- Well, I think it does.

0:31:58 > 0:32:00I'm not entirely sure what you'd be up to.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02- Wake up in the morning, a little game of golf...- Yeah.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05Check on Canada, have a little look, see if everything's all right,

0:32:05 > 0:32:07make sure it's not on fire(!)

0:32:07 > 0:32:09If it is on fire, call somebody.

0:32:09 > 0:32:10You're laughing, aren't you?

0:32:10 > 0:32:12Maybe go on a chat show if they have them, which they

0:32:12 > 0:32:14probably do - big country.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17- Not going to have a whole country without a chat show, are they?- No.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19Go on a chat show, do an anecdote about the time you met the Queen.

0:32:19 > 0:32:23- That's it, job done. Back to bed. - Why do you look so tired?- Box sets.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26- That's what it is.- That's exactly what is happening.

0:32:26 > 0:32:30- He's been up all night watching box sets of The Rockford Files.- Yep.

0:32:30 > 0:32:33There we are, thank you very much indeed.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35Here comes your second question. Lisa and Angie,

0:32:35 > 0:32:37you have to win this one back to stay in the game,

0:32:37 > 0:32:39but Sue and Sophie will get to answer it first.

0:32:39 > 0:32:41Best of luck. It concerns...

0:32:42 > 0:32:44..colour films.

0:32:44 > 0:32:45Colour films.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47We're going to show you five titles of films now,

0:32:47 > 0:32:50all of which have a colour in them but we've removed that colour.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53- Can you tell us what it is, please? - OK.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56Let's reveal our five colour films and here they are.

0:33:08 > 0:33:09I'll read those all again.

0:33:20 > 0:33:22Sue and Sophie will go first.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24(What do you reckon?)

0:33:24 > 0:33:26Is it Blue Christmas? I don't know.

0:33:26 > 0:33:30- I thought it was Black Christmas. - It might be.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32The Red Shoes or Pretty in Pink?

0:33:32 > 0:33:33The Red Shoes.

0:33:33 > 0:33:38We'll go for the 1948 one, The Red Shoes.

0:33:38 > 0:33:41The Red Shoes, say Sue and Sophie, The Red Shoes.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43Now then, Lisa and Angie, over to you.

0:33:43 > 0:33:47- Do you want to talk us through the board?- Yeah... Er...

0:33:47 > 0:33:48Yeah.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51We're stuck on the first one.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54The second one is White Christmas.

0:33:54 > 0:33:55The Red Shoes we knew

0:33:55 > 0:33:57and it's Pretty In Pink.

0:33:57 > 0:34:00- That one?- Yep, Pretty In Pink.

0:34:00 > 0:34:03You're going to go for Pretty In Pink, say Lisa and Angie.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06Sue and Sophie said The Red Shoes, let's see if that's right,

0:34:06 > 0:34:08let's see how many people said that.

0:34:11 > 0:34:12It's right.

0:34:14 > 0:34:1669.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18APPLAUSE

0:34:18 > 0:34:2169, that's a high score there.

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Now, Lisa and Angie, meanwhile, have gone for Pretty In Pink.

0:34:24 > 0:34:28Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Pretty In Pink.

0:34:30 > 0:34:31It's right. Oh!

0:34:31 > 0:34:3392, for Pretty In Pink.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35Very well done, Sue and Sophie,

0:34:35 > 0:34:38after only two questions you're straight through to the final, 2-0.

0:34:38 > 0:34:42Very well played, you'll kick yourself at that top one as well,

0:34:42 > 0:34:46- it's Judi Dench and Billy Connolly, in Mrs Brown.- Course it is!

0:34:46 > 0:34:47Absolutely.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49But it doesn't leap out at you, does it?

0:34:49 > 0:34:52Would have got to the point as well, because it scored 46.

0:34:52 > 0:34:56Film from 2013 here, French film. Blue Is The Warmest Colour.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01It would have scored you 23, now, it's not White Christmas from 2006,

0:35:01 > 0:35:06it's a film about an escaped maniac who causes havoc on Christmas Eve.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08- Hey!- And it's called Black Christmas.- There you go.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10And that would have scored you three points.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head -

0:35:14 > 0:35:17our lower scorers up till this point, Lisa and Angie.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20- But then you came up against Sue and Sophie.- Well, yes.- Yes.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22A force to be reckoned with.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24Nothing wrong with your answers, Pretty In Pink,

0:35:24 > 0:35:26that was a big score though, wasn't it?

0:35:26 > 0:35:29Anyway, see you again next time, we look forward to that very much.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31Meantime, thanks very much for playing. Lisa and Angie.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33- APPLAUSE - Well done, you. Good luck.

0:35:33 > 0:35:37But for Sue and Sophie, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:39 > 0:35:44Congratulations, Sue and Sophie, you fought off all the competition

0:35:44 > 0:35:47and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy, so very well done.

0:35:52 > 0:35:55You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:35:55 > 0:35:59and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £1,000.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02- Well, this is everything you needed to do.- Exactly.

0:36:02 > 0:36:03Yes, a very good performance,

0:36:03 > 0:36:05fantastic, you nicked it as well, 2-0.

0:36:05 > 0:36:09- We did really well.- Yeah. - Angie and Lisa were really strong.

0:36:09 > 0:36:12They were a pretty formidable opposition, weren't they?

0:36:12 > 0:36:16- What would you like to see come up in this last round?- Oh, geography.

0:36:16 > 0:36:19- Disney movies would be good for me. - Science.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22OK, let's find out. As always, you choose your category from the four

0:36:22 > 0:36:24on the board.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26Let's hope there's something you like the look of.

0:36:26 > 0:36:27Today we've got...

0:36:35 > 0:36:37Lovely.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39LAUGHTER

0:36:39 > 0:36:41Which glorious topic would you like?

0:36:41 > 0:36:44Shall we go with the Actors And Directors?

0:36:44 > 0:36:47I don't know about directors, I might know a couple of actors,

0:36:47 > 0:36:49I know nothing about Wales and The Beatles, though.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52It could be sport in Wales, would you now sport in Wales?

0:36:52 > 0:36:54- No.- Right, let's not do that, then!

0:36:54 > 0:36:56Australian Actors And Directors, please.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Australian Actors And Directors.

0:36:58 > 0:37:02Very best of luck, we're looking for any feature film made for cinema

0:37:02 > 0:37:07release up to 2014 for which Eric Bana has received an acting credit.

0:37:07 > 0:37:10For which Peter Weir has received a directing credit.

0:37:10 > 0:37:13Or for which Toni Collette has received an acting credit.

0:37:13 > 0:37:17So, feature films made for cinema release for which Eric Bana or Toni

0:37:17 > 0:37:18Collette have got an acting credit

0:37:18 > 0:37:21or Peter Weir has got a directing credit.

0:37:21 > 0:37:24- Very, very best of luck. - Thanks very much indeed.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with

0:37:26 > 0:37:29three answers, all we need from you is just one pointless answer

0:37:29 > 0:37:32among those three for you to win that jackpot of £1,000.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:37:34 > 0:37:38- There they are, your time starts now.- Do you know any?- Yes.

0:37:38 > 0:37:40I've no idea who Peter Weir is. Eric Bana was the Hulk.

0:37:40 > 0:37:44Toni Collette did Muriel's Wedding, I'm sure she was the mum in,

0:37:44 > 0:37:47er, in Hugh Grant, About A Boy.

0:37:49 > 0:37:52I'm sure of it. I know them two for definite.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54Any more Eric Bana ones?

0:37:54 > 0:37:57No, no, I don't know him, that's the only thing I know him from.

0:37:57 > 0:37:58Er, Toni Collette...

0:38:00 > 0:38:01So what have we got?

0:38:01 > 0:38:04We've got Muriel's Wedding and About A Boy.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06I don't think either of them will be pointless,

0:38:06 > 0:38:08but I'm pretty sure they're right.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10- Yeah.- Er...- Peter Weir?

0:38:10 > 0:38:12I don't even know who he is, so...

0:38:12 > 0:38:15- Although, when they say them, I probably will know who he is.- Yeah.

0:38:15 > 0:38:16Directors are always harder.

0:38:16 > 0:38:18Yeah. Shush!

0:38:18 > 0:38:20Er...

0:38:20 > 0:38:24I can picture Toni Collette's face pregnant in one of these films,

0:38:24 > 0:38:25and I just...

0:38:25 > 0:38:28- I don't even know who she is. - Ten seconds left.

0:38:28 > 0:38:29I just say we go with the Hulk,

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Muriel's Wedding and About A Boy.

0:38:31 > 0:38:33OK, yeah.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36- It's all your fault. - Of course, it is.

0:38:36 > 0:38:37OK, that's your time up.

0:38:37 > 0:38:39What answers are you going to give me?

0:38:39 > 0:38:43We're going to give Eric Bana as the Hulk.

0:38:43 > 0:38:44- The Hulk.- The Hulk.

0:38:44 > 0:38:47Toni Collette, we'd like to give Muriel's Wedding.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49- Muriel's Wedding.- And About A Boy. - And About A Boy.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52OK, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:52 > 0:38:55- Probably About A Boy, if it's right. - OK, we'll put that last.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57- Least likely?- The Hulk.- The Hulk.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order then,

0:38:59 > 0:39:02and here they are. We have got Hulk,

0:39:02 > 0:39:04Muriel's Wedding

0:39:04 > 0:39:05and About A Boy.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08Well, very best of luck. Your first answer was the one you thought was

0:39:08 > 0:39:10probably least likely to be pointless, the Hulk.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13If one of these is pointless and you win 1,000 quid,

0:39:13 > 0:39:14what would you do with that, Sue?

0:39:14 > 0:39:18Er, spend it on wine and clothes mainly.

0:39:18 > 0:39:19- Wine and clothes.- Yeah.

0:39:19 > 0:39:22- Perfect.- I wouldn't want to waste it.- No.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24- LAUGHTER - No.

0:39:24 > 0:39:27- Sophie, how about you?- I'd spend some on my daughters

0:39:27 > 0:39:28and then wine.

0:39:28 > 0:39:32OK, there we are. Daughters, clothes and wine.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Your first answer, as I said, is the Hulk.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36In this case, we were looking for Eric Bana films.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39Let's find out if it's right. If it's pointless, you will win £1,000.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41Let's see how many people said Hulk.

0:39:46 > 0:39:47Well, it is right.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50If this goes all the way down to 0,

0:39:50 > 0:39:53you will leave here with £1,000.

0:39:53 > 0:39:54Hulk now taking us down through the...

0:39:54 > 0:39:5728. OK, there we are. 28, the Hulk.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59- APPLAUSE - Not a surprise.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02You'd have been surprised if that had been a pointless answer?

0:40:02 > 0:40:04It's the only thing I've ever heard of him in.

0:40:04 > 0:40:05OK, so not a pointless answer.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07Only two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:40:07 > 0:40:09Your next answer, in fact,

0:40:09 > 0:40:11your next two answers are both Toni Collette films.

0:40:11 > 0:40:13Your second answer is Muriel's Wedding.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16This has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19So, for £1,000, let's find out how many people said Muriel's Wedding.

0:40:22 > 0:40:24It's right.

0:40:24 > 0:40:27Well, Hulk took us down to 28.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29Muriel's Wedding now taking us down

0:40:29 > 0:40:32through the 30s into the 20s,

0:40:32 > 0:40:33down...

0:40:33 > 0:40:34Oh, 23 for Muriel's Wedding.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36APPLAUSE

0:40:38 > 0:40:39At least it was right.

0:40:39 > 0:40:42OK, only one more chance to win today's jackpot.

0:40:42 > 0:40:43But this is your third and final answer.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46This is the one you thought was your best shot at a pointless answer.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48About A Boy.

0:40:48 > 0:40:51You're hoping that no-one else remembered that. Let's find out.

0:40:51 > 0:40:53It has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot.

0:40:53 > 0:40:57So, for £1,000, let's find out how many people said About A Boy.

0:41:01 > 0:41:02It's right.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05Well, Hulk took us down to 28,

0:41:05 > 0:41:08Muriel's Wedding took us down to 23...

0:41:08 > 0:41:10About A Boy now taking us down

0:41:10 > 0:41:12through the teens into single figures...

0:41:12 > 0:41:13Oh, 7.

0:41:13 > 0:41:14AUDIENCE GROANS

0:41:14 > 0:41:16APPLAUSE

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Seven.

0:41:19 > 0:41:22Three very good answers there. Three perfectly good answers.

0:41:22 > 0:41:25You'd have been thrilled with any of those scores in normal gameplay,

0:41:25 > 0:41:28but in this last round, it's either pointless or nothing.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30So, you didn't manage to find that pointless answer,

0:41:30 > 0:41:32so you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:41:32 > 0:41:33That rolls over onto the next show.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35But it's been brilliant having you on both shows.

0:41:35 > 0:41:38You've played so well, across both of them. Very well done.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40You get to take home a Pointless trophy each.

0:41:40 > 0:41:41- Thank you.- Thank you.- Well done.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43APPLAUSE

0:41:46 > 0:41:47Well played, Sue and Sophie.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49It's been a pleasure having you on both shows.

0:41:49 > 0:41:52Head-to-head last time, final this time. That's all you can ask.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54Unlucky in the jackpot round.

0:41:54 > 0:41:56Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58We'll start with Eric Bana films.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04Also could have had Funny People and The Castle.

0:42:04 > 0:42:06Well done if you said any of those at home.

0:42:06 > 0:42:08The big scorers were Hulk and Troy,

0:42:08 > 0:42:10they were the two big scorers for Eric Bana.

0:42:10 > 0:42:14Now, Peter Weir films, he's the guy who did Dead Poets Society

0:42:14 > 0:42:16and The Truman Show, lots of other films.

0:42:16 > 0:42:18Here are some of the pointless ones.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20His brilliant war drama Gallipoli was a pointless answer.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22The Cars That Ate Paris.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24The Harrison Ford movie The Mosquito Coast,

0:42:24 > 0:42:27The Year Of Living Dangerously, a Mel Gibson movie.

0:42:27 > 0:42:30Also could have had Fearless, Homesdale and The Last Wave.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32Well done if you set any of those.

0:42:32 > 0:42:34And Toni Collette...

0:42:34 > 0:42:37Starred with Ben Affleck and Samuel L Jackson in Changing Lanes.

0:42:37 > 0:42:39She's in Diana & Me with Dominic West.

0:42:39 > 0:42:43There's The Night Listener and the Ewan McGregor film Velvet Goldmine.

0:42:43 > 0:42:44All of those were pointless answers.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46Very well done if you got any of those at home.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Sue and Sophie,

0:42:49 > 0:42:51but it's been wonderful having you on the show.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54Thank you so much for playing. Sue and Sophie.

0:42:54 > 0:42:56APPLAUSE

0:42:56 > 0:42:59Well, sadly, Sue and Sophie didn't win our jackpot today,

0:42:59 > 0:43:01which means it rolls over onto the next show,

0:43:01 > 0:43:04when we will be playing for £2,000.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06APPLAUSE

0:43:06 > 0:43:08Join us next time to see if someone can win it.

0:43:08 > 0:43:10- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:10 > 0:43:12And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.

0:43:12 > 0:43:14APPLAUSE