0:00:18 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Thank you very much indeed.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and a very warm welcome to Pointless,
0:00:26 > 0:00:28the show where obvious answers mean nothing
0:00:28 > 0:00:30and obscure answers mean everything.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34APPLAUSE
0:00:36 > 0:00:37- And couple number one.- Hi,
0:00:37 > 0:00:40I'm Angie, this is my friend Lisa. We live in Bedfordshire.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Couple number two.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45I'm Ian. This is my wife, Lucy. And we're from Guildford.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Couple number three.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49I'm Muteen and this is my mate, Daniel. We come from Birmingham.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50And, finally, couple number four.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52I'm Sarah. This is my friend Patrick.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55I'm from Milton Keynes and he's from Sutton Coldfield.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56And these are today's contestants.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59APPLAUSE
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Thanks all of you.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02We'll find out more about you throughout the show.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06He's big, well read,
0:01:06 > 0:01:07# His feet stick out of bed
0:01:07 > 0:01:09# My Pointless friend
0:01:09 > 0:01:11# My Pointless friend. # It's Richard!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Hiya. Hi, everybody.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15APPLAUSE
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Aw, how lovely to start with a song.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- How are you?- I'm very well. - Excellent.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21We've got three returning pairs today.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23All did rather differently last time.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25We got Lisa and Angie on podium one,
0:01:25 > 0:01:26all the way to the head-to-head,
0:01:26 > 0:01:28were very unlucky to get knocked out there.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30On the last podium there, we have Patrick and Sarah,
0:01:30 > 0:01:33also did very well, got knocked out on a music question.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Patrick was gutted about that.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Then on podium two, we've got Ian and Lucy, and I'm slightly worried.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38I was talking to them beforehand -
0:01:38 > 0:01:40they got knocked out on a history question.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42That's Lucy's favourite subject.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43And Ian slightly disappointed her.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46And Lucy's telling me she's rather upset about it.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48She said if he disappoints her again today,
0:01:48 > 0:01:51she's going to divorce him, is what she said.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52I mean, I don't know if that's an idle threat.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I don't know enough about your relationship.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56I'm just passing on what I heard.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- And we've only got one new pair with us, Dan and Muteen.- I know!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- So we must try and make them feel very welcome.- Yes, we must.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- The rest of us are all right, we're old friends.- Yeah.- We're like a gang.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07It's like we've been on holiday together for months.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- And now the new guys are in here. That's nice.- That's nice.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12They seem nice, don't they? But you can never tell, can you?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Muteen's got a Hawaiian shirt on. - He has, hasn't he?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- So at least you are entering into the spirit of the thing.- Yeah, I know.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Now, Sue and Sophie didn't win the jackpot last time,
0:02:21 > 0:02:23so we add another £1,000 to that.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27So today's jackpot starts off at a princely £2,000.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30APPLAUSE
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35APPLAUSE
0:02:37 > 0:02:38I'm sure you don't need to be reminded,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40but just for fun, I'm going to remind you.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43The pair with the highest score at the end of each round
0:02:43 > 0:02:44will be eliminated.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46That's it, that's the rules.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Just do everything you can to make sure you're not that pair.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Our first category today is...
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Cinema.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Can you decide in your pairs
0:02:56 > 0:02:58who's going to go first, who's going to go second.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05OK, and the question concerns...
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Film Stars And Their Musicals. Richard.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14On each board, we're going to show you seven actors.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16We need the name of the musical they starred in
0:03:16 > 0:03:18in the year we're going to show you as well.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21So there's going to be 14 musicals in all to have a go at.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23See how well you do at home as well.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26OK, so we're looking for the titles of the film musicals
0:03:26 > 0:03:28that these stars appeared in,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30and here's our first board of seven.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'll read those all one last time.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Now, Lisa.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- Our lowest scorers into the head-to-head last time.- Yes.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- And 2-0, you were booted out.- Mm.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Yeah, or was it tactics?- Um. - Was it tactics?
0:04:07 > 0:04:08We're you going to go,
0:04:08 > 0:04:10wait for the jackpot to go up by another grand
0:04:10 > 0:04:11and come back and win it?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13No, no, it was the better team, they were good.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- OK.- Yeah.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17OK, now, tell us about yourself, Lisa.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Um, so, I work with Angie.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22We do role-playing as actors.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25We go into various organisations
0:04:25 > 0:04:28for assessments and recruitments and training.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Do you then give them...
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Do you mark them out of ten at the end of their role-playing?
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- We're allowed to give feedback...as to how they made us feel.- Right.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40But there are always cameras or assessors that do the real marking.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Ah, I see.- Yeah.- Oh, I see, OK.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Well, listen, here we are.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46We have all these stars
0:04:46 > 0:04:47of movie musicals.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49What are you going to go for?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51OK, there's quite a few that I know,
0:04:51 > 0:04:52thankfully.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Um, it's just..
0:04:54 > 0:04:57which one to go for.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58So...
0:04:58 > 0:05:02I think I'm going to go for...
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I'm going to go Susan Sarandon
0:05:06 > 0:05:09and The Rocky Horror Show.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11The Rocky Horror Show, says Lisa, for Susan Sarandon.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Oh!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Oh, Lisa.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22I'm afraid, an incorrect answer. Scores you the maximum
0:05:22 > 0:05:23of 100 points.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Sorry.- Sorry, Lisa.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27I'll give all the correct answers at the end of the pass.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- OK, now, Lucy, welcome back. - Thank you.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34We had a moment of brilliance from you in the last show.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Your one and only answer.- Yes.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Scored only 4...- I know. - ..it was brilliant.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Sadly, not enough to keep you... - Sadly, yeah.- ..in gameplay.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Um, you didn't really mean that about Ian, really?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- If he comes up with one more 100 score...- Well...- ..and that's it?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48We'll see.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- The answer he comes up with in a minute.- We'll see...
0:05:51 > 0:05:54So, I mean, what's...? History, obviously your thing.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55What are going to be Ian's areas?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- Sport.- Sport.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Probably not musicals.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00OK. Are musicals good for you?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Yeah, they're OK, yeah. - OK, very good.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04What are you going to go for?
0:06:04 > 0:06:05There's a few that I know,
0:06:05 > 0:06:07but I think...hmm,
0:06:07 > 0:06:08I think going to go with
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Ewan McGregor and Moulin Rouge.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Moulin Rouge, says Lucy.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Let's see if that's right,
0:06:13 > 0:06:15let's see how many of our 100 people said Moulin Rouge.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19It's right.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26APPLAUSE
0:06:26 > 0:06:2836 for Moulin Rouge.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Well done, Lucy. Absolutely done your bit again.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33No pressure, Ian.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Er, yeah, he starred alongside Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Dan, welcome to the show,
0:06:40 > 0:06:42good to have you here from Birmingham.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43What you do, Dan?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46I work at a car factory in Birmingham.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49And what are your hobbies?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53During my spare time, I like to watch sports, play sports,
0:06:53 > 0:06:57and I also am a volunteer police constable.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Are you? For Warwickshire?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- How long have you done that for? - Coming up to two years now.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Are you enjoying it?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I love it, and I'm hopefully going to join a regulars when I can.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09You have to serve your apprenticeship for a bit or...?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13It's more a matter of just waiting for police forces
0:07:13 > 0:07:16to open up the applications for regular officers.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17OK, good stuff.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19So, Dan, what are you going to go for
0:07:19 > 0:07:20on this board?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Um, well, there's one
0:07:22 > 0:07:26that I'm very sure about.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27The others I'm not so sure about,
0:07:27 > 0:07:29so I'm going to stick with
0:07:29 > 0:07:31the one that I'm pretty sure with,
0:07:31 > 0:07:33and go for Pierce Brosnan,
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Mamma Mia!
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Mamma Mia!, says Dan.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Let's see if that's right,
0:07:37 > 0:07:39and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Mamma Mia!
0:07:42 > 0:07:43It's right.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Well, 36 was our low correct...
0:07:47 > 0:07:48answer.
0:07:48 > 0:07:4949 is our
0:07:49 > 0:07:51high correct answer.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Not bad.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Yeah, well played, Dan. Good start.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56He doesn't sing brilliantly in that film, actually,
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- it's a rather good performance. - Yeah, you're right, not a...
0:07:59 > 0:08:01You know what I mean, he didn't hit all the notes,
0:08:01 > 0:08:03but he's very believable and very charming in it.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Yeah.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- As he is in...in pretty much everything.- He is.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10I saw him the other day, he was disparaging his own efforts as Bond.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- He said he wasn't a very good Bond. - Oh, really?- Yeah.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- I think that's a shame. - Yeah, he's a good Bond.- Yeah.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- HIGH-PITCHED: 'He was a good Bond. - He was a good Bond.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19- 'He was a good Bond. - He was a good Bond.'
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- LAUGHTER - Now, Sarah.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Sarah, welcome back.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27So, we discovered last time that
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- you run the marketing for the MK Dons.- Yes.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31And your interests outside football?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I guess it's quite nice, your job is kind of your hobby as well.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Yeah, I'm lucky, that's always what I've wanted to do anyway,
0:08:37 > 0:08:40so... But, you know, outside of that, I like to keep fit in general.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41I like reading as well.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- And writing, I enjoy writing as well.- OK.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Sarah, you're the last person to have this board.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Do you want to fill in all those blanks?
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Not going to lie to you,
0:08:48 > 0:08:50I don't think I've ever watched a musical in my life.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52So, um, this is going to be
0:08:52 > 0:08:54a very difficult board for me,
0:08:54 > 0:08:55and the only two answers
0:08:55 > 0:08:57I probably could've guessed at have gone.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58So, um...
0:08:58 > 0:08:59I'm going to take
0:08:59 > 0:09:00a complete stab in the dark
0:09:00 > 0:09:03and say John Belushi, Almost Famous.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Almost Famous, says Sarah, for John Belushi.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Let's see if that's...let's see if that's right, shall we say?
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Oh.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, Sarah.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Scores you 100 points.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Yeah, not Almost Famous, I'm afraid, Sarah.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22It's a film you'll know, the John Belushi one.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24It's Blues Brothers.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Would've scored you 25 points.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28And, Lisa, you're very, very unlucky.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30The Rocky Horror Show is the stage musical,
0:09:30 > 0:09:32and the film, that Susan Sarandon is in,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35is The Rocky Horror Picture Show, I'm afraid.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Would've scored you 10 points.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Would've been a very, very good answer.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Down the bottom there,
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I suspect lots of people would've gone for Christopher Plummer.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Of course he was in...- Sound Of Music.- ..The Sound Of Music.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Would've scored you 28.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Do you know the Matthew Broderick one?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51He was in the remake of The Producers.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- Played Leo Bloom in that. - Ah, yeah.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Would've scored you 9.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56The best answer on the board is John Gielgud,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58who was in Lost Horizon.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Very well done if you said that, 2 points.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Thank you. Well, we're halfway through the round,
0:10:02 > 0:10:05let's look at those scores. 36, the best of that pass.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Very well done indeed, Lucy.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Up to 49, where we find Dan and Muteen.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Then up to 100, where we find Sarah, Patrick, Lisa and Angie.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14So, Patrick and Angie, it's going
0:10:14 > 0:10:16to be a musical-off between the pair of you.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18One of you, I think, will be leaving at the end of the round.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Best of luck with that. We're going to come back down the line.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28OK, let's put seven more stars on the board, and here they come.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30We have got...
0:10:42 > 0:10:44I'll read those one last time.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Patrick.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- OK...- Joint high scorers.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Musicals, is this good for you?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Um...it's OK.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07I...I used to do drama in school, so I should be better.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- Did you do any musicals, Patrick? - Er, I did a few, yeah.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13- But none of...?- None of these ones.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15None of the ones that these people might have been in the films of?
0:11:15 > 0:11:19- Um, tells more about yourself, Patrick.- Um...
0:11:19 > 0:11:20It's my birthday today.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Get out of it.- No way.- Yeah.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Have you had a cake?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Yeah, someone did make a cake actually.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Aw.- Yeah, so...- Very nice. - Not too shabby.- Good.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Good, well, listen, a present to yourself, maybe.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33A nice low score.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Yeah, I don't think
0:11:34 > 0:11:35it'll be that low,
0:11:35 > 0:11:36but I'm going to go with
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Helena Bonham Carter
0:11:38 > 0:11:39and Sweeney Todd.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Sweeney Todd, says Patrick. Let's see that's right.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43No red line for you as you're joint high scorers.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Let's see how many people said Sweeney Todd.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50It's right.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- APPLAUSE - Don't think that's great.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Not bad at all.
0:12:00 > 0:12:0136, 136, your total.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Well played, Patrick.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04It might've kept you in it, you never know.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Yeah, starring alongside Johnny Depp, of course.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Now, Muteen, welcome to the show.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Great to have you here. What do you do?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15I'm a section leader at a clothing store.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17And which section is it that you look after?
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Me, I look after all of them.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- All the sections?- All of it, yes.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Every section of that clothing store...- The warehouse...
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- ..answers to you, Muteen.- Yes.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27That's a responsibility.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30And this is the thing chose to bring with you?
0:12:30 > 0:12:31I did, I thought I'd promote it, yes.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34LAUGHTER
0:12:34 > 0:12:36But why not be adventurous?
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Exactly right, Muteen, I think that's a top shirt that.- Thank you.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42I mean, it's a top shirt as opposed to an undershirt.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44LAUGHTER
0:12:44 > 0:12:45You're good.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47What you do in your spare time, Muteen?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50In my spare time, I do astronomy, I do archery and I play the guitar.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Astronomy? Well, that's great,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54- all the clubs at the top of the top of the alphabet there.- Oh, yes.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Astronomy and...- Archery.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58How good are you at archery?
0:12:58 > 0:12:59I'm getting better.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02I can shoot at 50 metres now and hit the target...
0:13:02 > 0:13:05See... Do have quite one of those really sophisticated bows?
0:13:05 > 0:13:06I'm working my way up there slowly.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Yeah, cos there's... I watched someone doing it,
0:13:09 > 0:13:11and they have this huge thing that comes off the bow,
0:13:11 > 0:13:12what's that for?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Oh, it's to hold it in place and to balance it out as well,
0:13:15 > 0:13:17so you don't fall backwards.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Does that happen a lot?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20It can do if you're pushing a lot, pulling a lot back.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Be quite funny!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I mean, unless you then let go of the thing up in the air,
0:13:24 > 0:13:26that wouldn't be very funny at all, of course.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Now, listen, you're on 49.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30The highest scorers on 136 are Patrick and Sarah.
0:13:30 > 0:13:3386 or less is what you have to score.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Musicals?
0:13:35 > 0:13:36I'm not I'm not good with musicals
0:13:36 > 0:13:37to be honest with you,
0:13:37 > 0:13:38but I do know the two...
0:13:38 > 0:13:40two of them on the board.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43I'm going to go with, probably...
0:13:43 > 0:13:44what I think will be
0:13:44 > 0:13:46the least pointless one out of the two,
0:13:46 > 0:13:48with Gerard Butler and Phantom Of The Opera.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Phantom Of The Opera, says Muteen.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Phantom Of The Opera.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54If you get below that red line, you're in Round Two.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Let's see if Phantom Of The Opera's right. How many people said it?
0:14:00 > 0:14:01- It's right.- Oh!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03And you're through, very well done indeed, Muteen.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Oh!- Well done.
0:14:09 > 0:14:1011,
0:14:10 > 0:14:13only the best score of the round so far, Muteen.
0:14:13 > 0:14:1560 is your total, well done.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Terrific answer, Muteen. Well played.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20The only new pair on today's show, and sailing through to Round Two.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Thanks, Richard. Now, Ian.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Now, Ian, come on. This is your moment.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27This is your perfect moment.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Shall I take this off now?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30No, I've got good news.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Unless you score 100, which isn't going to happen...(!)
0:14:33 > 0:14:36LAUGHTER
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I think you're...you're safe, I think you're safe.
0:14:38 > 0:14:4199 are less gets you through.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Now, Ian, how long have you been married to Lucy?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Er, just over two years.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Has it been a good two years, Ian?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50The best of my life.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Aw!- He's sucking up now. - You hear the man? Yeah, exactly.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55How did you meet?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Er, Lu used to work in a cafe
0:14:58 > 0:15:01that my best friend was the manager of
0:15:01 > 0:15:04and I used to go up there and get my free lunch and free coffee
0:15:04 > 0:15:06and she used to serve me.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Aw.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- And she still does today.- Very nice. - LAUGHTER
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Oh, he's pushing his luck a bit now, I think.- Be nice.- Yeah.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Anyway, now, Ian, here we go.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Moment of truth. Look at that board.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20How are you feeling?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22- Pretty bad.- Really?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- Pretty bad.- Really?- Yeah.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Re... Yes. Yeah, it is quite tough, isn't it?
0:15:27 > 0:15:28That is quite a tough board.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30I'm hoping something jumps out at me, and it's just not.
0:15:31 > 0:15:36So I'm going to go Albert Finney - Oliver.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43OK. Um, Albert Finney - Oliver. There's your red line.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46If you get below that red line, you are through to the next round.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said it.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Ooh, I'm afraid not, Ian.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57That scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 136.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Yeah, sorry, Ian. Not all over yet, though.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03Still one podium to go, so you never know your luck.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07You never do. Angie...
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- you have a job to do here. - I do, yes.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12ALEXANDER EXHALES, SHE EXHALES
0:16:12 > 0:16:14OK.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- ALEXANDER EXHALES - I tell you what, if you score...
0:16:18 > 0:16:21As if you needed any further incentive, if you score 35 or
0:16:21 > 0:16:27less, not only do you go through to the next round, we go into lockdown.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Ooh!- We like lockdown. - Oh, we love lockdown.- Lockdown.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32It's very exciting, lockdown.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34We'll tell you all about it when we get there.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- How exciting.- So, yes, Angie, how do you feel about musicals?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Um, good about musicals in general. - Good.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43In fact, the answer that I'm going to give is quite dear to my heart.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44What are you going to go for?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47I'm going to go for Albert Finney and Scrooge.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Albert Finney...
0:16:50 > 0:16:52and Scrooge. 1982.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54There is your red line.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57If you get below that red line with Scrooge, you're in Round Two.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Let's see if Albert Finney is right for Scrooge though.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Wrong year! Wrong year!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Ooh, Angie, I'm sorry.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Wrong year, as you've said. That scores you 100 points, takes
0:17:12 > 0:17:13your total up to 200.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Sorry.- (No, it's all right.)
0:17:15 > 0:17:19Yeah, sorry, Angie, that was 1970, Scrooge, I'm afraid.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21So we avoid lockdown.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Ian avoids a divorce.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26- Yeah.- Some good has come of this tragedy.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Um...
0:17:29 > 0:17:31The film is actually... And it's not Oliver, it's not Scrooge.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- It's Annie.- It's Annie.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Would have scored you 7 points as well.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39- Catherine Zeta-Jones was in Chicago. - Chicago.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Quite a big scorer though, 41 points.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Clint Eastwood...- Paint Your Wagon. - Paint Your Wagon.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Would have scored 13 points. Tom Cruise...
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Rock Of Ages.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51..Rock Of Ages with Alec Baldwin, and that's 23 points.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55- And Edward Norton?- I don't know.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- He's in the Woody Allen film Everyone Says I Love You.- Oh.
0:17:58 > 0:18:003 points. That's the best answer there by a mile.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Well done if you said that.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Thank you very much, Richard.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05At the end of our first round, the pair heading home,
0:18:05 > 0:18:07they were our low scorers last show.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11It just goes to show what a topsy-turvy world this Pointless is.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- Yes.- But I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to you in Round One.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Maybe it was podium one that did it for you.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Absolutely, yes.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20The curse of podium one goes on.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Yeah - Annie. Would you have got that?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- If I'd thought, yes. - Looked at the year.- Well, yes.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27I just got Scrooge in my head and I just didn't...
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Yeah, always hard to do. Well, we have to say goodbye to you.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31It's been lovely having you.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Thank you so much for playing. Angie and Lisa.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- BOTH:- Thank you. - APPLAUSE
0:18:36 > 0:18:39For the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47So three pairs remain. Obviously, at the end of this round,
0:18:47 > 0:18:48we have to say goodbye to another.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Well, Patrick and Sarah, Ian and Lucy, you were tied.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53That's how close this round is going to be.
0:18:53 > 0:18:58You were tied on 136. Dan and Muteen dancing through... Our musical boys
0:18:58 > 0:18:59there in the middle.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Dancing through the low scores there in that. Very well done.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06Ian, you're in a personal 200 Club of your own,
0:19:06 > 0:19:07that's all I'm saying.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10You always... You've shown you've still got your ring on.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11OK.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Well, best of luck, all three pairs, especially Ian.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Our category for Round Two today is...
0:19:18 > 0:19:19..Vexillology!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- LAUGHTER - It's Vexillology.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:19:32 > 0:19:37We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many flags with
0:19:37 > 0:19:40crosses on them as they could.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Flags with crosses on them. Richard.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Vexillology, of course, being the study of flags.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Yeah, we're looking for any country whose flag has
0:19:47 > 0:19:51a cross as an integral part of its flag - either upright or diagonal.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Essentially so long as it's not on a coat of arms for a crest,
0:19:55 > 0:19:56then we allow it.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00But just a country with a cross as an integral part of its flag.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02As always, by country,
0:20:02 > 0:20:05we mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN in its own right.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08OK. Thank you very much indeed.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09- Lucy.- Yes.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13This isn't a great subject,
0:20:13 > 0:20:17but I have a feeling it's going to be all on me again, so...
0:20:17 > 0:20:19ALL LAUGH
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I don't know what she's talking about either, Ian.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26You said sometimes that the people's sympathy shift in a relationship.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31So I'm not going to go... I'm going to go with Denmark.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32- Denmark...- Yes.- ..says Lucy. Denmark.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Let's see if that's right and how many people said Denmark.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38It's right.
0:20:43 > 0:20:4428.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Well played, Lucy.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Yeah, it's got a big white off-centre cross the middle of it.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- It fell from heaven in 1219, the Danish flag.- Did it?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Yeah, during a battle.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Really?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Oh, yeah, yeah.- Wow.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03I mean, you may say it's folklore,
0:21:03 > 0:21:06I say I believe, having researched into it, that's what happened.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08As far as I can understand...
0:21:08 > 0:21:10I like the off-centre thing.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13It's quite...it's very, you know, it's very...it's very cool.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- It is cool, isn't it? - It's a bit sort of whey!- Yeah.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17- Off-centre.- Yeah.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19You know, we're Danish, we don't...
0:21:20 > 0:21:22..we don't...
0:21:22 > 0:21:24go by your rules, we'll just...
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- cross it up.- Do you know where's got a cool flag, a very underrated flag?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Oh, let's hope it hasn't got a cross on it.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- No, we're not allowing the UK in this round.- OK.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36- The Union flag is a pretty good flag. - It's a great flag.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38If that was another country, you'd look at it,
0:21:38 > 0:21:40- you'd go, ha-ha, look at that! - Cor, wow!- Wow!- Yeah, yeah.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- But we're just, we're very used to it.- Yeah, it's true.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- But I don't think we give it enough kudos.- No, we don't.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48No, we don't. Thank you very much.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- Now, Muteen.- Hello.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Muteen. Flags.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53How are we feeling about flags?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Oh, I can only think of European countries with flags.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58There's some other risky ones.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00I don't want to risk 100 points,
0:22:00 > 0:22:02cos I'd rather get some points than no points,
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- than 100 points, sorry. - MUTEEN LAUGHS
0:22:05 > 0:22:07OK, my head's about to explode, but, yes, go on.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- LAUGHTER - Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11I'm going to go for Iceland.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Iceland, says Muteen.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14Iceland.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15OK, let's see if that's right,
0:22:15 > 0:22:18and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21It's absolutely right.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Look at that, 9 for Iceland.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31There we go, Muteen.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Nine. Very good indeed.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35That's a very good answer again, Muteen.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Dan and Muteen are fitting right in. - They're good.- It's good again.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40It's got an off-centred red cross with white piping.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Off-centre again.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43What's going on?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- They love it, don't they?- They do.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Yeah...
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- I bet there are others too. - LAUGHTER
0:22:51 > 0:22:52We'll find out.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Patrick. Flags.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59I'm a little bit petrified now, cos...
0:22:59 > 0:23:03the last time I was on, I took a risk and it was awful.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05But I'm so tempted to take a risk again.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- That's OK, lightning won't strike twice, will it?- Ah...
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- No, I am going to take a risk. - Go on.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12I'm going to...
0:23:12 > 0:23:13I'm going to go Georgia.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15- Georgia.- Yeah.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16OK, Georgia.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Muteen is nodding, by the way. He hasn't put a step wrong...
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Well, if we got a nod from the spicy shirt, then hopefully it's right.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24OK, Georgia, says Patrick.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Let's see if that's right,
0:23:25 > 0:23:28and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said Georgia.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32It's right.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33See, there we go, Patrick.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34There's a risk worth taking.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40APPLAUSE
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Lowest score so far, Patrick.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Good work. Georgia.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46That's a terrific answer, Patrick, very well played.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Yeah, it's got five red crosses on it.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51It's got a red cross in the middle and then one in each quarter.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55That's a lot of crosses, isn't it?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- It is. That's a lot of red crosses. - Yeah, yeah.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59OK, thank you very much.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Halfway through the round, let's take a look at the scores.
0:24:01 > 0:24:044, the best score of the pass. Well done, Patrick.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Up to 9, where we find Muteen and Dan.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Up to 28, Lucy and Ian.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08Ian, it's all in your hands.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12- LAUGHTER - The word is phew.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Best of luck.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15We need a lovely low score from you, Ian,
0:24:15 > 0:24:17and I'm sure that will keep you in the game
0:24:17 > 0:24:19and see you into the head-to-head.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20We're going to come back down the line.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Can the second players step up to the podium?
0:24:24 > 0:24:27So, Sarah, remember, we're looking for the name of any country
0:24:27 > 0:24:29that has a cross on its flag.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33OK, I think I'm going to take a risk as well
0:24:33 > 0:24:36and go... I'm really sorry if this is wrong on your birthday.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39I'm going to go with Jamaica.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Jamaica, says Sarah.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Jamaica.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43You want to score 23 or less.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Get below that with Jamaica, you're in the head-to-head.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Is it right, how many people said it if it is?
0:24:51 > 0:24:52It's right.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Very well done.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57You are in the head-to-head.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Second lowest score of the round.
0:25:02 > 0:25:0311 is your total.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Yeah, a yellow diagonal cross.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08That's a terrific answer, Sarah, well done.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09So, when Patrick goes home,
0:25:09 > 0:25:12he can say Sarah gave a great answer in the flags round,
0:25:12 > 0:25:13and they say, "Jamaica?"
0:25:13 > 0:25:15He can say, "No, I think she thought of it all by herself."
0:25:15 > 0:25:17- LAUGHTER - That is good.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Um, now, Dan.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26- Dan.- Yes.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27You're on 9.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30The highest scorers currently Ian and Lucy on 28.
0:25:30 > 0:25:3418 or less means you won't be the new high scorers.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37I've got a few ideas.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Some European, some Caribbean.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Um...
0:25:42 > 0:25:43I think...
0:25:45 > 0:25:48..I'm going to stay in Europe, hope it's a low answer.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50I'm going to go for Latvia.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Latvia, says Dan. Latvia.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55If you get below that with Latvia, you are through to the head-to-head.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Let's see if it's right.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Let's see how many people said Latvia.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Oh, Dan.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Oh, Dan, bad luck.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07I'm afraid that is an incorrect answer.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 109.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- Ian, hee-hee-hee-hee! - LAUGHTER
0:26:15 > 0:26:19I think a bit of Ian was thinking, "Er, I hope I've got no chance here."
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Oh, yeah.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22The Latvian flag, it's sort of a reddy-purpley colour,
0:26:22 > 0:26:23both top and bottom,
0:26:23 > 0:26:26and then a white bit down the middle, I'm afraid.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Sorry, Dan.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31Um, however, Ian, it's all in your hands.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Yep.- You have to score 80 or less.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38IAN LAUGHS
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Er, I've got a couple flashing through my head.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45I think, I think...
0:26:45 > 0:26:47I think they're good.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48I'm going to go with...
0:26:50 > 0:26:51..Sweden.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Sweden, says Ian.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55There's your red line.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Get below that with Sweden, you're in the head-to-head.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- Your marriage stays intact. - LAUGHTER
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Let's find out, Sweden, is it right, how many people said it?
0:27:06 > 0:27:08It's right, very well done indeed.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Look at that, you're in the head-to-head.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14APPLAUSE
0:27:14 > 0:27:1673, your total, well done.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Very well played, Ian.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21This is like a Hollywood movie about redemption, isn't it?
0:27:21 > 0:27:22It's lovely.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Scandinavia was the place to go there,
0:27:24 > 0:27:26cos Norway would've been a good answer as well - 31.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28- I was going to go... - Finland as well, for 22,
0:27:28 > 0:27:30would've been a very good answer.
0:27:30 > 0:27:31Now, there's a few pointless answers here.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Let's take a look at them.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Could've said Dominica,
0:27:36 > 0:27:38you could've said Dominican Republic
0:27:38 > 0:27:39or you could've said Fiji.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41All of those would've been very good answers.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43I'll tell you a few of the lower scorers.
0:27:43 > 0:27:44Burundi would've scored you 1.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47An old Pointless favourite, Tuvalu, would've scored you 1.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Tonga would've scored you 1.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50And then Georgia, actually, the next best answer.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53And after that, Jamaica is the best answer after that,
0:27:53 > 0:27:55so terrific stuff on the last podium there.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Let's take a look at the top three answers,
0:27:57 > 0:27:58the ones that most of our 100 people said.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09There we are. Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:28:09 > 0:28:10So, at the end of our second round,
0:28:10 > 0:28:12the pair heading home with their high score of 109,
0:28:12 > 0:28:14I'm afraid, Dan and Muteen.
0:28:14 > 0:28:15Lovely low scoring from you, Muteen.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Dan, well done you taking a risk, though.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21I mean, that's what...we like that, we like risk-taking.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23But I'm afraid it cost you dear on this occasion.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26However, next time, I'm sure you'll have better luck
0:28:26 > 0:28:28and maybe you'll go even further than Round Two.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31But thanks very much for playing, Dan and Muteen.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34APPLAUSE
0:28:34 > 0:28:36But for Patrick and Sarah and Ian and Lucy
0:28:36 > 0:28:38it's now time for the head-to-head.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45Congratulations Patrick and Sarah, Ian and Lucy,
0:28:45 > 0:28:46you're now one step closer to the final
0:28:46 > 0:28:48with a chance to play for the jackpot
0:28:48 > 0:28:51which currently stands at £2,000.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53APPLAUSE
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Well, I think this is going to be very exciting,
0:28:57 > 0:29:00because, you know, individually, there's been some highs and lows.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02You know, Patrick and Sarah, you've had Almost Famous.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04Ian and Lucy, you've had...
0:29:04 > 0:29:07- Ian. - LAUGHTER
0:29:07 > 0:29:09But...
0:29:09 > 0:29:11you've also had moments of brilliance.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13I think when you put your heads together,
0:29:13 > 0:29:15I think this'll be a very well-matched pair of pairs,
0:29:15 > 0:29:17if that makes sense. Very exciting indeed.
0:29:17 > 0:29:18Anyway, best of luck to both of you.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21- Let's play the head-to-head. - APPLAUSE
0:29:24 > 0:29:26OK, here comes your first question,
0:29:26 > 0:29:27and it concerns...
0:29:32 > 0:29:35Champions League Final Goal-scorers. Richard.
0:29:35 > 0:29:36We're going to show you five pictures
0:29:36 > 0:29:39of people who've scored in the Champions League final.
0:29:39 > 0:29:40Can you identify them, please?
0:29:40 > 0:29:43OK, let's reveal our five goal-scorers,
0:29:43 > 0:29:44and here they come.
0:29:44 > 0:29:45We've got...
0:30:07 > 0:30:08There we are.
0:30:08 > 0:30:11Five Champions League final goal-scorers.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14Patrick and Sarah, you've been our low scorers throughout the show
0:30:14 > 0:30:15so you will go first.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18(It's got to be either A or B if you know he's Patrick Kluivert.)
0:30:18 > 0:30:20(I don't know who C is.)
0:30:21 > 0:30:26I think we're going to go with B and say Patrick Kluivert.
0:30:26 > 0:30:30Patrick Kluivert. OK, Patrick Kluivert.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33Ian and Lucy, the board is all yours.
0:30:33 > 0:30:34Do you want to talk us through it?
0:30:34 > 0:30:37Well, we don't know who A is.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40C is Zinedine Zidane,
0:30:40 > 0:30:42D is Frank Lampard
0:30:42 > 0:30:45and E is Cristiano Ronaldo.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Um, Zinedine Zidane, I think is probably it.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50Yeah, we'll go with C, Zinedine Zidane.
0:30:50 > 0:30:52"Zinedine Zidane," say Ian and Lucy.
0:30:52 > 0:30:55So, we have Patrick Kluivert and we have Zizou.
0:30:55 > 0:30:58Patrick and Sarah said Kluivert. Let's see if that's right,
0:30:58 > 0:31:00and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:31:09 > 0:31:10Good answer!
0:31:10 > 0:31:138 for Patrick Kluivert. Very well done.
0:31:13 > 0:31:15You took a bit of a punt there by the sound of things.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17That one seems to have paid off.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19Ian and Lucy have gone for Zinedine Zidane for C.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21Let's see if that's right,
0:31:21 > 0:31:23and if it is, let's see how many people said that.
0:31:26 > 0:31:27It's right.
0:31:32 > 0:31:33Very well done indeed.
0:31:33 > 0:31:3721, Zinedine Zidane. Good answer.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39Not good enough to beat Patrick Kluivert, though.
0:31:39 > 0:31:40Patrick and Sarah, well done.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42After one question, you're up 1-0.
0:31:42 > 0:31:43Well played, both teams.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45I think both teams knew Patrick Kluivert
0:31:45 > 0:31:47and both know that A is the best answer on the board,
0:31:47 > 0:31:49but it's a real tough one.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51Award yourself a badge at home if you knew it
0:31:51 > 0:31:52cos it's a pointless answer.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54He scored for Porto when they beat Monaco,
0:31:54 > 0:31:57and it's Dmitri Alenichev.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Terrific answer if you got that.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01If you really did get it, well done.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03D is Frank Lampard.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06That would have scored you 47 points.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09And he actually gets beaten by Cristiano Ronaldo.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11Ronaldo scores...
0:32:12 > 0:32:13..56.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15Looking more like the other Ronaldo there
0:32:15 > 0:32:18than in any other picture I've ever seen of him.
0:32:18 > 0:32:22Thank you very much indeed, Richard. So, here comes your second question.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24Ian and Lucy, you get to answer this one first,
0:32:24 > 0:32:26but you have to win it to stay in the game. It concerns...
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Here, we're going to show you the names of five acts now
0:32:34 > 0:32:35who have had UK top 10 singles
0:32:35 > 0:32:37with a song that has "stand" in its title
0:32:37 > 0:32:39either as its own word or part of a longer word.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42Just need you to tell us the name of the songs they had a hit with.
0:32:42 > 0:32:47OK, let's reveal our five acts, and here they are. We have got...
0:32:55 > 0:32:57I'll read those all one last time.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07Ian and Lucy, it's over to you.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12- Go with The Pretenders? - Yeah, OK.- Stand By...
0:33:12 > 0:33:15- What was The Pretenders song? - Stand By Me, wasn't it?
0:33:15 > 0:33:17- No.- No?
0:33:17 > 0:33:19- Go with Elton John?- Yeah, OK.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22OK, we're going to have to go with Elton John, I'm Still Standing.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24"I'm Still Standing," say Ian and Lucy.
0:33:24 > 0:33:25I'm Still Standing.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28Now, Patrick and Sarah,
0:33:28 > 0:33:31do you want to talk us through the board to see what you've got?
0:33:31 > 0:33:34We think The Libertines is Can't Stand Me Now.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36Don't know The Pretenders one.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39- Tammy Wynette, I think, is Stand By Your Man.- Yeah.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42We think we're going to go for The Gossip.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44Standing In The Way Of Control.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47The Gossip, Standing In The Way Of Control.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50OK, so, Ian and Lucy have gone for I'm Still Standing.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53Let's see if that's right. If so, let's see how many people said that.
0:33:55 > 0:33:56It's right.
0:34:00 > 0:34:0138.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09Patrick and Sarah have gone for Standing In The Way Of Control.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11Let's see if that's right, and if so,
0:34:11 > 0:34:13let's see how many people said that.
0:34:16 > 0:34:17It's right.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23Very well done. You've done it.
0:34:23 > 0:34:248!
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Your second 8 in the head-to-head round.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Your second lowest-scoring answer,
0:34:29 > 0:34:31which means, Patrick and Sarah, after only two questions,
0:34:31 > 0:34:33you're straight through to the final 2-0.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35- Very well done. - Very strong performance.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37You knew the best answer on the board as well -
0:34:37 > 0:34:39The Libertines, Can't Stand Me Now.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41That would have scored you 5 points. Terrific answer.
0:34:41 > 0:34:45Well done if you said that at home. The Pretenders was I'll Stand By You.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47Girls Aloud had a hit with that as well.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49A cover version. 16 points for that.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51And Tammy Wynette, voted the greatest country song of all time
0:34:51 > 0:34:54by Country Music Television - Stand By Your Man.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56And that would have scored 64.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:35:00 > 0:35:02I'm afraid, Ian and Lucy, it's you.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05And nothing wrong with either of your answers.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07Just you were up against Patrick and Sarah,
0:35:07 > 0:35:09who suddenly came into their own there.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11Yeah, lovely, low scoring.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14- Ian and Lucy, it's been lovely to have you on the show.- Thank you.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16I hope the marriage is still intact, all fine.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19It's been great having you. Thank you. Ian and Lucy!
0:35:22 > 0:35:25But for Patrick and Sarah, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32Congratulations, Patrick and Sarah.
0:35:32 > 0:35:33You fought off all the competition
0:35:33 > 0:35:36and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.
0:35:44 > 0:35:48And at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,000.
0:35:52 > 0:35:55Well, here you are in the final. Two-nil in the head-to-head.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58There's no arguing with that. Very conclusive indeed.
0:35:58 > 0:36:01Patrick Kluivert - great answer, first question there.
0:36:01 > 0:36:05And actually, while we're at it, Standing In The Way Of...
0:36:05 > 0:36:07- What's it called? - Standing In The Way Of Control.
0:36:07 > 0:36:08It's a really good song.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11- I'm going to go and look it up. - Yeah.- But well done. Very good.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13- And fitting, Patrick. It's your birthday.- Yeah.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15It's your birthday!
0:36:15 > 0:36:17- It's my sister's birthday as well today.- Happy birthday to her.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20I know. I know. So, there we are. Yeah, brilliant.
0:36:20 > 0:36:24What would round it off better than taking a grand each home with you?
0:36:24 > 0:36:26- Yeah, that would be nice. - Well, best of luck.
0:36:26 > 0:36:27You get to choose your category
0:36:27 > 0:36:30from the four that we pop up on the board here.
0:36:30 > 0:36:32Let's hope there's something up there you like the look of.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34Today's selection reads like this.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44- Science & Maths is a no.- Mm-mm.
0:36:44 > 0:36:46- Yeah, I think Science & Maths straight out is a no.- OK.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48- Not a positive one for either of us.- 1980s.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51- I know you hate this, when people say this, but...- No, don't say it.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54- ..I wasn't alive in the 1980s. - Patrick!
0:36:54 > 0:36:58- I know it's never an excuse. - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!- Come on. Come on.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00I just like to brag that I'm young.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Hey, listen, you're not that young.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05People watching this show are, like, eight, my friend.
0:37:05 > 0:37:06No, true, true, true.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09I cannot begin to tell you how old you look to an eight year old.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12LAUGHTER
0:37:12 > 0:37:15I think the Caribbean, we're both maybe all right on, but...
0:37:15 > 0:37:18- That's what we'll spend the money on if we win.- Yeah.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21- I think we're going to have to go with TV Finalists.- TV Finalists.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23TV Finalists it is, Richard.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26OK, we are looking for anybody who was a contestant
0:37:26 > 0:37:29on the final show of any of the following series
0:37:29 > 0:37:31and didn't win it, please.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33So, anyone who was a contestant on the final show
0:37:33 > 0:37:35of any Apprentice series but didn't win it,
0:37:35 > 0:37:37anyone who was a contestant on the final show
0:37:37 > 0:37:40of any X Factor series but didn't win it
0:37:40 > 0:37:42and anyone who was a contestant on the final show
0:37:42 > 0:37:44of Strictly Come Dancing and didn't win it.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47So, all the series of all of those shows.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49Very, very best of luck.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51As always, you've got up to one minute
0:37:51 > 0:37:54to come up with three answers. And all you need to win that jackpot
0:37:54 > 0:37:56is for just one of your answers to be pointless.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58- Are you ready?- Yeah.- OK.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03There they are. Your time starts now.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05Luisa Zissman was in the final, wasn't she?
0:38:05 > 0:38:07- But that was this year. - She's quite well-known.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09There's Andy Abraham from The X Factor.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11- OK, yeah.- I think he was early on.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15Rhydian Roberts, he came second. G4, they came second.
0:38:15 > 0:38:16- Yeah, they're all good. - All early ones.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18Strictly Come Dancing.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20Rachel Stevens I think might have come second,
0:38:20 > 0:38:22- but she might have come third. - The Apprentice.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Who sued quite recently? Someone sued very recently.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27- No, that was Stella. She won. - She won? OK, all right.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29- Stella English, OK.- Oh! Who came...?
0:38:29 > 0:38:32- Luisa Zissman came... - One Direction didn't win, did they?
0:38:32 > 0:38:33No, but they came third.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36Rachel Ferguson came second that year.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39- Rebecca Ferguson.- Rebecca Ferguson.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Um, I reckon go Andy Abraham.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43Yeah, that's a good shout.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45- G4 wasn't stupid.- G4. - And Rhydian. Rhydian.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47What is his surname? Is it Roberts?
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Rhydian Roberts. The Welsh guy with the...
0:38:49 > 0:38:51- I think they're all good answers. - ..spicy hair.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54- We don't know any Strictly Come Dancing.- Ten seconds left.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56- No. I could guess.- I could guess people like Ola Jordan
0:38:56 > 0:38:58- and people like that.- Ooh.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00She's good-looking, but...
0:39:00 > 0:39:04- Oh, yeah, do The X Factor. - OK, that's your time up.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06Which three answers of the many we've heard
0:39:06 > 0:39:08- are you going to give me?- OK.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10Um, so, we're going X Factor...
0:39:10 > 0:39:12- I think all X Factor.- Yeah.- OK.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14Oh, wait. Yeah.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17- So, we'll go Andy Abraham... - Andy Abraham.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19- ..Rhydian Roberts... - Rhydian Roberts.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21- ..and G4.- And G4.- Yeah.
0:39:21 > 0:39:25Of all those, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:39:25 > 0:39:27- I think Andy Abraham.- Andy Abraham. - OK, Andy Abraham goes last.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29- Least likely?- Rhydian Roberts.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Rhydian Roberts goes first. OK, brilliant.
0:39:31 > 0:39:35Let's pop those up on the board in that order then, and here they are.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37We've got Rhydian Roberts, we've got G4
0:39:37 > 0:39:39and we've got Andy Abraham.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41Three perfectly good answers up there.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Pretty impressive knowledge there, Patrick.
0:39:43 > 0:39:46- I don't even watch The X Factor... - But it's all in there.- ..anymore.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48LAUGHTER
0:39:48 > 0:39:51Well, listen, very, very best of luck. Three great answers there.
0:39:51 > 0:39:54Surely one of those will win you that jackpot. 2,000 quid.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57What would you do with that? Nice birthday present.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59Um, I'm going to Bordeaux for a week in the summer
0:39:59 > 0:40:04- so I would buy quite a lot of wine, I think.- Brilliant.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06Good thing to do. Sarah?
0:40:06 > 0:40:08I think I'll probably use it to go to Australia
0:40:08 > 0:40:11and I'll probably use it for a four-week trip or so.
0:40:11 > 0:40:12Perfect. Well, best of luck.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14Let's hope one of these answers wins it for you.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Your first answer was Rhydian Roberts.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19You thought this was probably the least likely with his spicy hair.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21You thought he might have maybe stuck in people's memories.
0:40:21 > 0:40:25But let's find out. It has to be right, then it has to be pointless.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27If it's both of those things, you leave here with £2,000.
0:40:27 > 0:40:30Best of luck. How many people said Rhydian Roberts?
0:40:34 > 0:40:36Well, it's right.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39Rhydian Roberts now taking us down below 50.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41If he goes all the way down to 0,
0:40:41 > 0:40:42you leave here with £2,000.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44Rhydian Roberts now into single figures.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46Down he goes. Still going down.
0:40:46 > 0:40:47You've done it! You've done it!
0:40:47 > 0:40:50- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Fantastic.
0:40:50 > 0:40:55- Very, very well done indeed. Brilliant. Superb.- Thank you.
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Oh, congratulations.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04Rhydian Roberts was a pointless answer,
0:41:04 > 0:41:06which means you go home with our jackpot of £2,000.
0:41:06 > 0:41:10- Very, very well done indeed. - He's not pointless anymore, is he?
0:41:10 > 0:41:13Terrific play. Well done. You've been through here for two shows.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16You seem to pick up where the other person has weaknesses.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18You've been a great team. Your other answers.
0:41:18 > 0:41:22- Andy Abraham - pointless answer.- Yeah!
0:41:22 > 0:41:25And G4 - three pointless answers.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:34 > 0:41:37You also said Rebecca Ferguson in your 60 seconds.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39- She was a pointless answer. - Oh, amazing.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42You might as well call this round Hey, That's Show Business.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44Um, and also for Strictly, you only gave us one answer
0:41:44 > 0:41:48and that was Rachel Stevens, and she was a pointless answer as well.
0:41:48 > 0:41:49So, it's not bad going.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51Let's take a look at all the pointless answers.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53I know lots of people at home will have had a go at this one.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56Start with The Apprentice. There's a few names here.
0:41:56 > 0:42:00Alex Wotherspoon, Claire Young, Kate Walsh, Kristina Grimes.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03I liked her. In fact, everybody apart from Luisa Zissman,
0:42:03 > 0:42:04Saira Khan and Ruth Badger.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06Everybody else who's been in one of those final shows
0:42:06 > 0:42:09was a pointless answer, so well done if you said any of them.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12You've given us all four of the people on the next board -
0:42:12 > 0:42:14The X Factor losing finalists. I'll tell you some more.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17Eoghan Quigg was a pointless answer. Journey South. Marcus Collins.
0:42:17 > 0:42:21Nicholas McDonald was a pointless answer and Same Difference as well.
0:42:21 > 0:42:22They were my favourites.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25And Strictly Come Dancing losing finalists.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28You could have had Brendan Cole, one of the dancers.
0:42:28 > 0:42:29Kristina Rihanoff as well.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Pamela Stephenson. There's Rachel Stevens.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34You could have had Christopher Parker, Dani Harmer,
0:42:34 > 0:42:35Denise Lewis, Flavia Cacace.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38You could have had Ian Waite, James Jordan, Jason Donovan,
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Julian Clary, Kimberley Walsh, Lisa Snowdon or Matt Di Angelo.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43So, plenty of pointless answers out there.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Three in the studio here, so terrific work.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48- Well played, guys.- Thank you. - Thanks very much, Rich.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Thanks once again to our winning players, Patrick and Sarah,
0:42:50 > 0:42:53who go away with today's jackpot of £2,000.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55APPLAUSE
0:42:55 > 0:42:57Join us next time when we'll be putting
0:42:57 > 0:42:59more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.