0:00:22 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong
0:00:24 > 0:00:25and welcome to Pointless,
0:00:25 > 0:00:28the show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35And couple number one.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Hi, I'm Joe. This is my friend and work colleague Wendy
0:00:38 > 0:00:39and we're from Swindon.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Couple number two.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Hi, I'm Steven and this is my friend Tess
0:00:42 > 0:00:44and we are from the middle of Essex.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Couple number three.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Hi, my name is Dan. This is Muteen.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49We're friends and we are from Birmingham.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50And couple number four.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Hello, I'm Paul.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54This is my daughter Grace and we are from East Yorkshire.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- And these are today's contestants. - APPLAUSE
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Thanks very much all of you.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02We will find out more about you throughout the show.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07He has jogged our memories so often, his feet are blistered
0:01:07 > 0:01:09and his nipples chafed.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11It's my Pointless friend. It's Richard.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Hiya. Hi, everybody.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Aw, that's a nice image to start the show.- Isn't it?- Thank you, yeah.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Now, what a show we had last time.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24If you missed it, it was an absolute cracker. We had Patrick and Sarah.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- It was Patrick's birthday. - It was.- Wasn't it?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Got through to the final round.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Three pointless answers.- Hm. - Three pointless answers.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33He also gave us two others in their 60 seconds as well,
0:01:33 > 0:01:36so they got five pointless answers overall. An amazing performance.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38The only team coming back from that is Dan and Muteen.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Welcome back, Dan. Welcome back, Muteen.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Got through to the second round last time,
0:01:42 > 0:01:44so it should be a fairly open show today. Should be fun.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- I like an open show. - I like an open show as well.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Those closed shows, I'm like, "Hm..." - Yeah. I don't like those.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51We should do an open show.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53We should all go around and do open shows in...
0:01:53 > 0:01:55in the big conurbations of the country.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Like go on tour? - Yeah, well, just an open show.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01People can sort of drift in, we'll be there in a conference centre.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02There will be open stands.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05People can just come in with brochures and try it out for a bit.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07See if Pointless is for them.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Do we bring the tower?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- We could put it on some wheels. - LAUGHTER
0:02:12 > 0:02:15As long as we just look at the spec for the conference centre
0:02:15 > 0:02:17and make sure it's got a plug.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20That's a good idea. If you own a conference centre with a plug,
0:02:20 > 0:02:23perhaps we could come and visit you. LAUGHTER
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Now, Patrick and Sarah won the jackpot last time,
0:02:27 > 0:02:30so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000. There it is.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32If everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39OK, all you have to remember is that the pair with the highest
0:02:39 > 0:02:42score at the end of each round will be eliminated.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45It's as simple as that. Our first category today is...
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Football. Can you decide in your pairs
0:02:49 > 0:02:51who is going to go first, who is going to go second?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:03:06 > 0:03:09England footballers with 50 or more caps. Richard.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Yeah, we are looking for any male English footballer
0:03:12 > 0:03:15who has won 50 or more caps up to February 2014, please.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18And rather aptly, there are just over 50 names on the list.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Excellent.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21So, Wendy, we come to you first. Welcome to the show.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Thank you.- Lovely to have you here. What do you do, Wendy?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'm an IT finance manager.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- And you work with Joe? - Yes, same company.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Same company. Same desk, same office?- Same desk, no.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Not same desk, but... - Different floors.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Oh, different floors. I see.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Now, what are your hobbies, Wendy?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41- Erm, food, drink, poker, badminton. - JOE GIGGLES
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Excellent.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46OK, well, football, how are we feeling about football?
0:03:46 > 0:03:47- I love football!- Good.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Doesn't mean I'm going to be any good at this question, though.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Yes, 50 caps quite hard to work out.- Mm. So I think...
0:03:54 > 0:03:57..I'm going to go with... It is probably a very safe one.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00But I just want to make sure I don't mess it up for Joe to start
0:04:00 > 0:04:02really, so I'm going to go Peter Shilton.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Peter Shilton.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Safe pair of hands. OK, let's see. Is that right?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Let's see how many people said Peter Shilton.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12It's right.
0:04:17 > 0:04:1827, Peter Shilton.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Not a bad start to the show. Well done.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Yeah, the most capped player in English history actually. 125 Caps.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Only let in 80 goals over those 125 games.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Isn't that amazing?- Amazing.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- And he's been on Pointless. - He has been on Pointless, hasn't he?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- He was in our World Cup special. - Yeah.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Thanks very much, Richard. Now then, Tess.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Welcome to the show. What do you do, Tess?- I'm a tax advisor.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45A tax advisor working for that HMRC?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48No, I normally have to quantify that statement by saying not for HMRC.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Oh, quantify! She IS a tax advisor. - Ooh, yeah.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52LAUGHTER
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Very good. And what do you do when you are not advising tax?
0:04:55 > 0:05:00Erm, I bake, I dance, I try and combine the two on occasion.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Bake and dance at the same time?!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Yeah, dance around the kitchen while I'm doing it.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Oh, that's nice. That's good. Very good.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Have you... How good is your baking? Are you... Would you...
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Do you watch Bake Off and think, "Pff?"
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Well, people say I should enter it.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I'd be too terrified to do it cos I always think you can
0:05:14 > 0:05:17taste the stress in a cake, so people enjoy my cooking, but...
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Hang on, what sort of stress are you putting into your cake?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- LAUGHS:- It depends.
0:05:22 > 0:05:27Wow! Now, Tess, Tess, what are you going to go for?
0:05:27 > 0:05:32This is a nightmare category for me. Football is absolutely a no-no.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35So I'm going to follow Wendy's lead and go for another goalie
0:05:35 > 0:05:37and I'm going to say David Seaman.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39David Seaman, says Tess. Let's see if that's right.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Let's see how many people said David Seaman.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45It's right.
0:05:51 > 0:05:5214.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Good answer, Tess.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Well played, Tess. Very good answer.
0:05:58 > 0:06:0175 caps, two World Cups, two European Championships.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Very impressive.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Thanks very much indeed. Now, Dan, we come back to you.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08So, tell us more about yourself. You are from Birmingham?
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Yep, I'm from Birmingham. I currently reside in Coventry
0:06:12 > 0:06:16and I work at a well-known car company.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Right, you are.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20So what actually do you do at the well-known car company?
0:06:20 > 0:06:24I am...near the beginning of the track, so I...
0:06:24 > 0:06:28When the harness starts going in, I put the ECU in,
0:06:28 > 0:06:30which is the engine control unit.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Now that's fun. How many of those do you do a day?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Erm, on a shift?- Yeah.- Erm...
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- ..up to about 320. - And then do you see them go...
0:06:40 > 0:06:42go completed as they go around the circuit?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Yes, we see them roll off at the end of the day.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Oh, that's exciting, isn't it?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Well, that would be quite fun. - LAUGHTER
0:06:49 > 0:06:52So, now Dan, what are we going to go for?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Football was actually a pretty strong category of mine.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59I can think of a few, some more obvious than others.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- I'm going to go Teddy Sheringham. - Teddy Sheringham, says Dan.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Let's see if that's right and if it is,
0:07:03 > 0:07:06let's see how many of our 100 people said Teddy Sheringham.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10It's right.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Well, 27 has been our highest score so far,
0:07:12 > 0:07:1414 our lowest.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Teddy Sheringham passes both of those.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Look at that! Down to 5.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Good score!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Yeah, well played, Dan. Just squeaked in actually,
0:07:22 > 0:07:25mainly because he didn't get his first cap until he was 27.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Got capped first at 27, then he was a fixture from then on in.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Grace, welcome to the show.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33What do you do, Grace?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I'm an account manager for a beauty brand in a department store.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38What sort of beauty brand is it?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Is it an unguent that you rub in? Or is it something you spray on?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Is it something you draw on? - It's a bit of a mixture.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47It's all over... Well, skin and face.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Very exciting. Very good.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52OK, what are you going to go for? How's football for you?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Well, Teddy Sheringham was my answer, so...
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I do enjoy football, actually.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01I'm going to say, I think it might be quite popular. Paul Scholes.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Paul Scholes, says Grace. Let's see how many people said Paul Scholes.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Is it right?
0:08:09 > 0:08:10It's right.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Well, if Teddy Sheringham took us down to 5.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Where is Paul Scholes going to take us? 8.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Very good indeed.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Good answer, Grace.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Yeah, well played, Grace. Paul Scholes 66 caps.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- My favourite player ever, Paul Scholes.- Is he?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Yeah. For what that's worth. - Thanks very much.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30We're over halfway through the round.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Let's take a look at those scores. 5 the best score of that pass.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Very well done indeed. Dan, Muteen, looking pretty strong at this point.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Then up to 8 where we find Grace and Paul.
0:08:38 > 0:08:3914, Tess and Steven.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Wendy on 27 there.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Relying on your football knowledge,
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Joe, so I hope you've got a nice low score.- OK.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Best of luck with that. We're going to come back down the line now.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56OK, so remember we are looking for the name of any England
0:08:56 > 0:09:00footballers with at least 50 England caps as of February 2014.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Paul, welcome. Great to have you here. What do you do, Paul?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I'm a retired primary school head teacher.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07When did you retire?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10I've retired a while ago because I went into some consultancy
0:09:10 > 0:09:13and advisory work after finishing at the school.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Which I've decided to finish now
0:09:15 > 0:09:17because I enjoy playing golf more than I did work.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oh! Well, that's good, isn't it? Excellent.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Any other things you do in your retirement?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Erm, I really enjoy music, do a little bit of amateur
0:09:25 > 0:09:29DJing at the golf club for weddings and...
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- that sort of thing.- You are that go to man for...- I am that man, yes.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33..for the functions.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Very good. OK, we are hoping for a music round to come up.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Well, eventually, yes. Hopefully, right at the very end.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44OK, well, Paul there you are. You are on 8.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Good low score there thanks to Grace. 27 our high score.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50So, 18 or less gets you into the next round.
0:09:50 > 0:09:56I'm going to go right back in time to my Charlie Buchan magazines
0:09:56 > 0:09:58that I collected as a very young child
0:09:58 > 0:10:00and I'm going to go with Billy Wright.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Billy Wright says Paul. There is your red line.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Let's see how many of our 100 people said Billy Wright.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10It is right.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16It gets you through.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Oh! Scores you 2! - APPLAUSE
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Impressive for being our lowest score so far.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Taking your total up to 10. Oh, I was hoping for pointless there,
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- but still nothing wrong with 2. - Well played, Paul.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29First England player to get over 100 caps, of course.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31105 caps, the last 90 of them as captain.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33When Pointless first started in the '50s, Billy Wright was...
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- that was up in the 90s, wasn't it? - Yeah, he was very big.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Well, he came on the show, didn't he, Billy Wright?- He did, yes.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- He did.- He's actually married to one of the Beverley sisters,
0:10:41 > 0:10:44so it would have been a terrific Pointless celebrity contestant.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46That would have been good!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Thank you very much. Now, so, Muteen.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Hello.- Muteen, welcome back.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Now remind us what you do, Muteen.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55I'm a section leader at a clothing store.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58That's right. And another from that clothing store or is it...?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Yeah, another one. - Another Hawaiian shirt.- Yeah!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03You are favouring more of...
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Slightly soberer, a sort of greyish blue.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08I wanted to go with something more louder, but nothing was available.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Yeah.- Compared to last time.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Well, it's good. You know, it's got those hibiscus flowers there.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16So, the pink sort of lifts it there, matching the general cerise...
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Camouflage.- I'm just explaining it for people
0:11:19 > 0:11:21who perhaps are watching in black and white.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- It's very good. It's like the Chelsea Flower Show, isn't it?- Isn't it?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26It is. It is.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28So, Muteen, football.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Now, I saw you nodding at Billy Wright there.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33There is something about your demeanour tells me
0:11:33 > 0:11:34this is a good round for you.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37It should be a good round, but I've got a few names in my mind.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Don't want to say just yet,
0:11:38 > 0:11:42but I think it might be touching the border or just below it...
0:11:42 > 0:11:44But I'm going to have to go with an answer that I'm sure is
0:11:44 > 0:11:47definitely right here and I'm going with Gary Neville.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Gary Neville, says Muteen.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50The high scorers are still Joe and Wendy on 27,
0:11:50 > 0:11:52so 21 or less get you through. There is your red line.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Let's see how many people said Gary Neville.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58It's right.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Very well done, you are through.
0:12:05 > 0:12:067.
0:12:06 > 0:12:087 takes your total up to 12.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Well played, Muteen. 85 caps, no goals for Gary Neville.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Thanks very much indeed. Now, Steven, a warm welcome.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18What do you do, Steven?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21I am an IT person for car company.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23IT... Have you spoken to Dan about his car company?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- It's all... You know, we can't. - You can't.- We can't discuss it.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30OK, now, what are your hobbies, Steven?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Erm, I'm into...
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I like computers, video games.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35I've got a car that I play with at home.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37I would say that I like watching football,
0:12:37 > 0:12:40but based on this round, it's OK, football.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Don't tend to watch it so much.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43What are you going to go for, do you think, Steven?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I've been racking my brain. I've got a couple in there,
0:12:46 > 0:12:50but I think I've got to aim high because the bar is low.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52So, I'll go for Trevor Francis, please.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Trevor Francis, says Steven.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56And you want to be scoring 12 or less with this answer
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Trevor Francis. That's what 12 looks like.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Let's see if you can get below that red line with Trevor Francis.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05It's right.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11You've done it!
0:13:11 > 0:13:12And it's a pointless answer!
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Very well done indeed, Steven.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16That adds £250 to today's jackpot.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Takes the total up to £1,250.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20It scores you nothing,
0:13:20 > 0:13:23it earns you the respect of everyone in the room
0:13:23 > 0:13:25and it leaves your total at 14. Very well done indeed.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Brilliant, Steven. Well played. Yeah, 52 caps for Trevor Francis.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31So, again, just over the threshold.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Thanks for a much indeed, Richard. Now, Joe, welcome.- Thank you.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36It's lovely to have you here. What do you do?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38I sort of know what you do, actually.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40You work on a different floor to Wendy.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Different floor to Wendy, yeah, and I'm a pension specialist.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44- And from Swindon.- Yes.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46And what do you like getting up to in Swindon, Joe?
0:13:46 > 0:13:51Erm, I do quite a lot of crafty things, sewing...
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- not cooking so much, but card making sometimes.- Making cards.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Yeah, things like that. And I like going on holiday a lot.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Going on holiday. Where do you...where do you...- A lot.- A lot.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03How much work to get in there with your pensions?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05If you ask any of my colleagues, they'd say not very much.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08They think I have more holiday than I'm actually in the office.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10You can do quite a lot of pensions stuff from the poolside.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Absolutely.- As long as you've got Wi-Fi.- Absolutely, not a problem.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- OK, so, Joe, I have terrible news.- Yes.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Which is I'm afraid you are the high scorers.- Yes.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Even before you've given your excellent answer.- Or not, yes.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22Or not.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24What I can tell you, which is nice,
0:14:24 > 0:14:28is that the 27 on your screen matches your top beautifully.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Thanks. I'll look forward to seeing on TV.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32That can be a little treat for you when you watch it back.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35OK, now, Joe, what are you going to go for?
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Well, I've been thinking of a few.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I know quite a few England footballers.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I'm just not sure about the number of caps.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45So I think I'm going to try David James.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47David James says Joe.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50David James well, that gets a nod from Dan.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Muteen giving not much away at this point,
0:14:52 > 0:14:54but no red line, I'm afraid, for you, as you are the high scorers,
0:14:54 > 0:14:57but let's see how many people said David James.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00It's right.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06Ooh, it's a good answer.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Look at that! 1, Joe!
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Very well done indeed.
0:15:10 > 0:15:121, a great score.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Takes your total up to 28.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Yeah, made his World Cup debut at the age of 39 David James, amazingly.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21There's a few pointless answers. We'll go through the one pointers
0:15:21 > 0:15:24first cos I know people have had lots of different answers here.
0:15:24 > 0:15:281 point for Emile Heskey, Des Walker, David Platt, Emlyn Hughes,
0:15:28 > 0:15:31the great Johnny Haynes, Kenny Sansom would have scored you 1 point.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Ray Wilkins, 1 point.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Jermain Defoe, Gareth Southgate, Jimmy Greaves also 1 point.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Let's take a look at the pointless answers. There's only four of them.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40You could have had...
0:15:45 > 0:15:48And we know the fourth one...
0:15:48 > 0:15:49A few other low scorers.
0:15:49 > 0:15:522 points for Ray Wilson, Phil Neal, Joe Cole, Chris Waddle,
0:15:52 > 0:15:553 points for Beardsley, Tony Adams, Tom Finney, Stuart Pearce,
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Gordon Banks. Let's take a look at the top three now.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00They're the ones that most of our 100 people said.
0:16:02 > 0:16:0635 for Gary Lineker.
0:16:06 > 0:16:0741 for Wayne Rooney.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12And we all avoided David Beckham with 70.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So, at the end of our first round,
0:16:15 > 0:16:17the pair heading home with a high score of 28,
0:16:17 > 0:16:18I'm afraid, it's Joe and Wendy.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21And Joe, that was with the second lowest score.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Second lowest individual score of the round.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25So, listen, really unlucky.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28And far too good for us to be sending home this early
0:16:28 > 0:16:31in the game, but it means we can look forward to seeing you next time
0:16:31 > 0:16:33and expect much, much better things.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- But thanks very much for playing. Joe and Wendy.- BOTH: Thank you.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38APPLAUSE
0:16:38 > 0:16:41But for the remaining three pairs, it is now time for Round Two.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46We're now down to three pairs.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Obviously, at the end of this round, we will be down to two pairs.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Well, well done, everyone. Lovely scoring in that round.
0:16:52 > 0:16:5610, 12, 14 were the totals. So, very, very close indeed.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Paul and Grace, just brilliant. Lovely spread of low-scoring there.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Tess and Steven, you had our lowest individual score.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05A pointless answer with Trevor Francis
0:17:05 > 0:17:07and also congratulations to all three pairs,
0:17:07 > 0:17:09at least one of you is wearing a very colourful shirt.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11LAUGHTER
0:17:11 > 0:17:12It's like being in a garden.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14So very well done. Best of luck to all three pairs.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Our category for Round Two today is...
0:17:18 > 0:17:21It's pop music. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go
0:17:21 > 0:17:23first, who is going to go second?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30OK, and the question concerns...
0:17:37 > 0:17:41LAUGHTER Come on!
0:17:41 > 0:17:42It is quite funny.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- It concerns number twos. - LAUGHTER
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Number twos. Number twos.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50I see, I try my hardest here thinking of questions and stuff
0:17:50 > 0:17:54and this is what I get from you, from you lot, from you lot.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57I know no-one at home is laughing, so that is good.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00We are going to show you a list of number twos now.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02LAUGHTER
0:18:02 > 0:18:05You know what, I'm not going to go on until I got silence.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07LAUGHING DIES DOWN That's better.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09We're going to show you a list of six number two singles
0:18:09 > 0:18:12we're also going to show you the name the song that kept them off
0:18:12 > 0:18:13the number one slot. We need you to tell us
0:18:13 > 0:18:16the name of the artist who had the number one single here.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18We're going to give you their initials as well.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20There's going to be six number twos on each board.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Six number one singles on each board and six artist to guess.
0:18:23 > 0:18:2412 in all to have a go in at home.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Very best of luck. - Thanks very much indeed.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29So, we are looking for the answers to the songs that kept these
0:18:29 > 0:18:31songs off the top of the charts.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32And here is our first board of six.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02I'll read those all again.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21We're looking for the answers whose names are in initial form
0:19:21 > 0:19:25who kept these songs off the top of the charts.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Now, Tess.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Well, I know four of them
0:19:30 > 0:19:32and I know the two I don't know
0:19:32 > 0:19:34are going to be the best answers.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35So, it's trying to work out the one
0:19:35 > 0:19:37that's going to be the least
0:19:37 > 0:19:38out of the ones I do know.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40I'm going to go for...
0:19:40 > 0:19:43the song that kept Common People off the top
0:19:43 > 0:19:44and it was a complete travesty.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47It was Robson Green and Jerome Flynn.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Robson Green and Jerome Flynn. Let's see if that's right
0:19:50 > 0:19:53and if it is, let's see how many people said that.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56It's right.
0:20:00 > 0:20:0125.
0:20:04 > 0:20:0625.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Well played, Tess. Good start. Yeah, a travesty as you say
0:20:09 > 0:20:11keeping Common People by Pulp off the number one slot.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16So, Dan, we come to you.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18- Hm...- Dan.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22One I know for sure.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27I'd be guessing a bit more at the others.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28I'm going to go...
0:20:29 > 0:20:33..for the 1987 What Have I Done To Deserve This
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- and I'm going to go with Rick Astley.- Rick Astley, says Dan.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Rick Astley.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44It's right.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Well, 25 is our only score so far.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Rick Astley takes you to...30.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Not bad.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Yep, Rick Astley keeping the Pet Shop Boys
0:20:54 > 0:20:57and Dusty Springfield off the number one slot.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Thanks for a much indeed, Richard.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Grace, you're the last person to have this board.- Mm-hm.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Do you fancy talking us through it and filling in all the blanks?
0:21:04 > 0:21:05Erm, I don't know any of them,
0:21:05 > 0:21:09but I'm going to have a guess at Milkshake.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Erm...
0:21:11 > 0:21:16I think it was Michelle. I'm sure it had a surname.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Michelle.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19OK, All This Time by Michelle.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Let's see if that's right
0:21:21 > 0:21:23and if it is let's see how many people said Michelle.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27It's right.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- Well done, Grace.- Oh, my God.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Well, 30 is our high score. You passed that.
0:21:32 > 0:21:3325 our low score, you passed that.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36It's a pointless answer!
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Once again. On that far podium they reign supreme.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41That adds £250 to today's jackpot.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Takes the total of to £1,500.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45It scores you nothing, gives you a total of nothing.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Terrific answer, Grace. Well done, yeah.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Keeping Kelis off the number one slot.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- You can probably tell us the surname. - McManus.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54McManus, yeah, it's Michelle McManus who won the Pop Idol.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58And that was her only number one. Kept that off the number one slot.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01The Jean Genie by David Bowie was kept off the number one
0:22:01 > 0:22:03slot by Little Jimmy Osmond.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Would have scored you 17.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Don McLean's American Pie was kept off the number one
0:22:08 > 0:22:10slot by Chicory Tip.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Would have scored you six.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- And Squeeze's Cool For Cats was kept off by...- Art.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Art Garfunkel, yeah.
0:22:16 > 0:22:1923 points. So, Michelle, very much the best answer on the board.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21That's how she was credited. She wasn't credited
0:22:21 > 0:22:23as Michelle McManus on that song.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- Very good. They are good on that for podium.- Aren't they?!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Thanks very much. We are halfway through the round.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Let's take a look at those scores. Nothing is the best score of that
0:22:30 > 0:22:32round. Very well done, Grace and Paul.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Then up to 25 where we find Tess and Steven.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Up to 30 where we find Dan and Muteen. Not too far out ahead.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39A low score from you, Muteen, is exactly what we need at this point.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Good luck with that. We're going to come back down the line now.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:22:47 > 0:22:51OK, let's put six more songs on the board and here they are.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53We've got...
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I'll read those all one last time.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Now remember we're looking for the artists of the songs that
0:23:35 > 0:23:38kept these songs off the top of the chart and, Paul, you are going to
0:23:38 > 0:23:41try to find the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Right. There's a few on there
0:23:44 > 0:23:45that I could probably have a go at,
0:23:45 > 0:23:48but I'm going to play the age card
0:23:48 > 0:23:51again. And I'm going to go for
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Wand'rin Star - Lee Marvin.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Lee Marvin, says Paul. Wand'rin Star.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58OK, you want to score 29 or less with that. That's you red line.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Let's see how far down the column you get with Lee Marvin.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05It's right.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12And you are through. Very well done. 16 for Lee Marvin.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Lowest score of the round.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Lowest total of the round, I should say. 16.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Well played, Paul. Safe and soundly through.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Yeah, keeping The Beatles off the number one slot.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Thanks very much indeed. Now, Muteen.- Hello.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25You are the high scorers on 30.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27- Yeah, no pressure.- OK.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Well, Paul didn't help you out there with such a low score as that,
0:24:31 > 0:24:33but what are you going to go for?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35I can...
0:24:35 > 0:24:36I can picture who sings the songs,
0:24:36 > 0:24:38but can't remember the names.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Especially the 1996 one.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45But the only name that does come into my head is the 2001
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- Whole Again was Atomic Kitten. - Atomic Kitten, says Muteen.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50You are the high scorers, so no red line for you.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52This just has to go as far down the board as it possibly can.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Let's see how many people said Atomic Kitten.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58It's right.
0:25:04 > 0:25:0523. 53 your total.
0:25:08 > 0:25:13Well played, Muteen. Yeah, thwarting Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15It's been a top 40 hit a few times since then as well...
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- Quite often, it re-enters the charts. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20- Now, Steven.- Hiya.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Steven, that board is all yours.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I'm feeling all right about this board.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- You are feeling all right? - I'm feeling all right.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Do want to talk us through it. Fill in all the gaps?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33I think I can. I think Grenade... Oh, nope, I take that back.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34I can do three of them.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36I think Return Of The Mack was Mark Morrison.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39I think Shaddap You Face was Joe Dolce,
0:25:39 > 0:25:40but I don't know what the MT is.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Yeah, I was wondering about that.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44And Grandad is Clive Dunn.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46- So, I've got to go with Clive Dunn. - SHE GASPS
0:25:46 > 0:25:49- I think.- OK, you're going to go for Clive Dunn.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Tess, you don't approve?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53- No.- OK, well, listen.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56There is your red line, let's see how far down the column you get
0:25:56 > 0:25:59with Clive Dunn. Below that red line, you're in the head-to-head.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04It's right.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10You've done it. Just! 25.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Look at that. Takes your total up to 50.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Ooh, that was close! That really was cutting it fine.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Funnily enough, Herbie Flowers who wrote Grandad later became
0:26:21 > 0:26:24a member of T Rex for a time. Strange.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Herbie Flowers wrote Grandad?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- Yeah.- I didn't know that. - Yeah, he did indeed.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Mark Morrison would have been a much better answer.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Kept The Manics off the number one slot,
0:26:32 > 0:26:34but would have scored you 7 points.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Now, it's Joe Dolce, but the full name of the act...
0:26:36 > 0:26:39We usually accept Joe Dolce because he is so well known,
0:26:39 > 0:26:41but it's Joe Dolce Music Theatre.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46- Wow, we must go there some time. - LAUGHTER
0:26:46 > 0:26:50And BM is of course Bruno Mars. The brilliant Bruno Mars.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Would have scored you 14,
0:26:51 > 0:26:54so Mark Morrison would have been the best answer on the board.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55I mean, you are through anyway.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57I wouldn't have forgiven him if we weren't.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Well, thanks very much indeed. At the end of our second round,
0:27:00 > 0:27:03the pair heading home with a high score of 53, I'm afraid,
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- Muteen and Dan. I'm sorry, it was Round Two last time.- BOTH: Yes.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07It's Round Two this time.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- Unfortunately.- Oh, I'm sorry, but not a bad score at all.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Nothing wrong with either of your answers, but, yeah.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- Just unlucky.- Just a bit high. I'm sorry we have to say goodbye,
0:27:15 > 0:27:17but it's been great having you on the show.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Thanks very much for playing. Muteen and Dan.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21- Thank you very much.- Thank you. - APPLAUSE
0:27:23 > 0:27:26For the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Congratulations, Paul and Grace, Tess and Steve.
0:27:33 > 0:27:34You are now one step closer to the final
0:27:34 > 0:27:36and a chance to play for our jackpot,
0:27:36 > 0:27:39which currently stands at £1,500.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Well, this is going to be very close indeed.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Each pair has given a pointless answer.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Steven, you gave yours in the first round, Trevor Francis.
0:27:46 > 0:27:50Grace, with Michelle in the second round, so very, very well done.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52I think this is going to be incredibly close.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55I wouldn't like to call it, best of luck to both pairs.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56Let's play the head-to-head.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...
0:28:08 > 0:28:09Letters of the Greek alphabet. Richard.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12We are going to show you five lower case of the Greek alphabet now.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15You just have to tell us what they are called, please.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17OK, let's reveal our five letters of the Greek alphabet
0:28:17 > 0:28:19and here they come. We've got...
0:28:41 > 0:28:44OK, there we are. Five characters of the Greek alphabet.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47Now, Paul and Grace, you've been our low scorers so far,
0:28:47 > 0:28:48so you will go first.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Do you know any?
0:28:53 > 0:28:55If you don't know any of them,
0:28:55 > 0:28:56have to go with a guess, I think.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00OK.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02We are struggling here
0:29:02 > 0:29:05apart from the mathematical sign.
0:29:05 > 0:29:10I think we're going to go for B - epsilon.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12B - epsilon.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15B - epsilon, say Paul and Grace. Now, Tess and Steven,
0:29:15 > 0:29:17do want to talk us through the rest of the board?
0:29:17 > 0:29:21- No.- No, we don't. No, we're fine. We'll go now.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23THEY LAUGH
0:29:23 > 0:29:26Yeah, it's not our special subject, really.
0:29:27 > 0:29:31Clearly in our heads we've got them all. They're in there, but...
0:29:31 > 0:29:32Very well hidden.
0:29:34 > 0:29:39So, we feel that A is probably omega, don't we?
0:29:39 > 0:29:41- We feel that.- Mm.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44And I think D is alpha.
0:29:44 > 0:29:48And C might be...ipsilon,
0:29:48 > 0:29:50but we think we are going to go with omega for A.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53You're going to say omega for A.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56Omega for A so, we have epsilon versus omega.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Now, Paul and Grace said epsilon for B.
0:29:58 > 0:29:59Let's see if that's right
0:29:59 > 0:30:02and if it is, let's see how many people said epsilon.
0:30:04 > 0:30:05It's right.
0:30:09 > 0:30:1035.
0:30:15 > 0:30:20Tess and Steven have gone for A and said omega.
0:30:20 > 0:30:21Let's see if that's right
0:30:21 > 0:30:24and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said omega.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29No, bad luck. Sorry, Tess and Steven.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, which means Paul
0:30:32 > 0:30:36and Grace go to an early lead after one question of 1-0.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39Well played, Paul and Grace. The first one it's not omega, it's pi.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Would have been too many points, though.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43Would have scored you 52 points.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48C is gamma.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51That would have scored you 6.
0:30:53 > 0:30:57D was alpha. Big scorer, though. Would've scored 64.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02And the last one is mu and that would have scored you 12.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05- A very useful word in Scrabble, mu.- Mm!
0:31:05 > 0:31:09Thank you very much indeed, Richard. So, here comes your second question.
0:31:09 > 0:31:10Tess and Steven, you get to answer it first,
0:31:10 > 0:31:13but you have to win it to stay in the game, so best of luck.
0:31:13 > 0:31:14It concerns...
0:31:16 > 0:31:18Hammer films. Richard.
0:31:18 > 0:31:20Going to show you the titles of five Hammer films now,
0:31:20 > 0:31:22but we've removed the last word from each one.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24Can you fill it in, please?
0:31:24 > 0:31:27OK, let's reveal our five Hammer films and here they come.
0:31:27 > 0:31:28We've got...
0:31:41 > 0:31:43I'll read those one last time.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52So, Tess and Steven, you will go first.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56OK, I think I know a couple,
0:31:56 > 0:32:00- but I think we're going to play it safe? No.- No.
0:32:00 > 0:32:01We're going to go for one we're surer of
0:32:01 > 0:32:03which is The Curse Of The Mummy 1961.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06The Curse Of The Mummy, say Tess and Steven.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08The Curse Of The Mummy. Now, Paul and Grace, over to you.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Do you want to talk us through that board?
0:32:10 > 0:32:13- Love to.- I only know one.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16- Frankenstein Must Be Over There. - ALEX LAUGHS
0:32:18 > 0:32:20I would assume Dr Jekyll And Sister Hyde.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24- Grace, you have a clue with this one?- The Woman In Black, I think.
0:32:24 > 0:32:25The Woman In Black in 2012.
0:32:25 > 0:32:30The Man Who Could Cheat Death I would hazard a guess.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33But we will go with Grace's The Woman In Black.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36The Woman In Black, say Paul and Grace. The Woman In Black.
0:32:36 > 0:32:42So, Tess and Steven have gone for The Curse Of The Mummy.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how
0:32:44 > 0:32:46many of our 100 people said The Curse Of The Mummy.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52Oh, no, I'm sorry! I'm afraid it's not The Curse Of The Mummy,
0:32:52 > 0:32:55which means, Paul and Grace, you merely have to be correct
0:32:55 > 0:32:58with The Woman In Black and you will go straight through to the final.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00Let's see if The Woman In Black is right.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05It is right. Very well done.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06It scores you 60.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13It means Paul and Grace, after only two questions
0:33:13 > 0:33:15you're straight through to the final 2-0. Well done.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18Yeah, the highest grossing British horror film of the last 20 years,
0:33:18 > 0:33:20The Woman In Black with Daniel Radcliffe, rather good in it
0:33:20 > 0:33:23- as well actually. Not The Curse Of The Mummy, I'm afraid.- Werewolf.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25It's the 1961 The Curse Of The Werewolf, yeah.
0:33:25 > 0:33:29It is The Curse Of The Werewolf and would have won you the points.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31Cos it would have scored you 17.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37Scored you 15.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40And you're right about the other two - Dr Jekyll And Sister Hyde.
0:33:40 > 0:33:44Big scorer, though. Would have scored 66 and The Man Who Could Cheat Death.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Would have scored you 65.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:33:51 > 0:33:53I'm afraid, is Tess and Steven. I'm so sorry.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Brilliant performance right up to this point.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58And then the head-to-head, I'm afraid didn't go so well.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01Our combined power not as good as our individual, clearly.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Anyway, listen, you've performed so well so far,
0:34:03 > 0:34:05we are looking forward to seeing you again next time
0:34:05 > 0:34:07and I'm sure you'll go as far if not further.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09We'll look forward to that. Thanks very much for playing.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12- Tess and Steven. - APPLAUSE
0:34:13 > 0:34:16But for Paul and Grace it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:34:19 > 0:34:23Congratulations, Paul and Grace. You fought off all the competition
0:34:23 > 0:34:25and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:34:33 > 0:34:38and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £1,500.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40Well, that's just immaculate.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42You've been our low scorers every single round, a pointless
0:34:42 > 0:34:44answer from you, Grace, in Round Two
0:34:44 > 0:34:47and then 2-0 victory in the head-to-head. What would help you?
0:34:47 > 0:34:51What would be the category that got you to Pointless glory?
0:34:51 > 0:34:55For me it would be Hull City wins over Fulham in the last...ten years.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58LAUGHTER
0:34:58 > 0:35:00Just changing a couple of questions here.
0:35:00 > 0:35:02LAUGHTER
0:35:02 > 0:35:08It would be probably music, sport, but as they've been and gone...
0:35:08 > 0:35:10general. I know we...we both like travel,
0:35:10 > 0:35:13so anything sort of travel-y, geography might be OK.
0:35:13 > 0:35:15OK, as always, you get to choose your category.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17We'll give you four options to choose from.
0:35:17 > 0:35:19Let's hope there's something up there you like.
0:35:19 > 0:35:22Here is today's board. We have...
0:35:30 > 0:35:32- Ouch. - GRACE SIGHS
0:35:32 > 0:35:35Well, I watched quite a lot of the Winter Olympics.
0:35:35 > 0:35:38I'm not very good at politics, jazz or books.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41No, I think we're going to have to go for the Winter Olympics, Xander.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43OK, the Winter Olympics it is. Richard.
0:35:43 > 0:35:47OK, three different questions here. Take your pick from any of these.
0:35:47 > 0:35:48We are looking for the names of
0:35:48 > 0:35:52any of the 2014 Team GB medal-winning curlers.
0:35:52 > 0:35:55So, anyone from the men's team or the women's team that won the silver
0:35:55 > 0:35:57and bronze respectively.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59We are looking for any country that won
0:35:59 > 0:36:01a medal at the 2014 Winter Olympics.
0:36:02 > 0:36:06Or we are looking for any BBC 2014 Winter Olympics presenters,
0:36:06 > 0:36:09commentators and pundits according to their media centre press
0:36:09 > 0:36:11release sent out in December 2013.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13So, any of our medal-winning curlers,
0:36:13 > 0:36:17any of those countries who won Olympic medals or any presenter,
0:36:17 > 0:36:19commentator or pundit working for the BBC.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22Thanks very much indeed. Now, as always, you've got up to one minute
0:36:22 > 0:36:24to come up with three answers
0:36:24 > 0:36:26and all you need to win that jackpot is for just one of the answers
0:36:26 > 0:36:30- you give us to be pointless. Are you ready?- Yes.- Yes.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.
0:36:33 > 0:36:34Your time starts now.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36- Go with the curling team. - Are you sure?- Yeah.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38Cos there's the lady that won the skeleton last year
0:36:38 > 0:36:41and she was commentating on all the skeleton. I can't remember...
0:36:41 > 0:36:44- OK, her name was Amy Williams.- Yeah.
0:36:44 > 0:36:48Who were on the curling team? Can you remember?
0:36:48 > 0:36:50Matthew Pinsent was another commentator.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52And there's also Jenny Jones's friend
0:36:52 > 0:36:56- that was commentating on her thing. - And Jenny Jones's friend's name is?
0:36:58 > 0:37:03- I know, she was part of the ski... - Yeah.- ..slalom team.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06- But she was injured.- Can you think of any of the curling team?
0:37:06 > 0:37:07Your mother would know them all.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10What was the brown-haired lady with ice blue eyes?
0:37:10 > 0:37:12I know.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15We're going to have to go with medal-winning countries as well.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18Think of a really hot country that no-one would think of.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Well, the Jamaican bobsled team have been and gone.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24- They do anything.- We've got Matthew Pinsent, we've got Amy Williams...
0:37:24 > 0:37:27- Ten seconds left.- ..for the commentators and then we can go...
0:37:27 > 0:37:32- Think of a country.- ..for Slovenia, which won...won a few.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34I think we're going to have to go with that.
0:37:34 > 0:37:37OK, your time is now up. What are your three answers going to be?
0:37:37 > 0:37:40- We've got Amy Williams...- Amy Williams.- ..from the commentators.
0:37:40 > 0:37:43- Matthew Pinsent from the commentators.- Matthew Pinsent.
0:37:43 > 0:37:47And I think, you agree, I think we'll have to go for Slovenia.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50Slovenia one of the medal-winning countries.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53OK, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:37:53 > 0:37:55The best shot would probably be Amy Williams.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58- Amy Williams, we will put that last. - Matthew Pinsent in the middle.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00Matthew Pinsent in the middle. Slovenia first.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order, then.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04And here they are.
0:38:04 > 0:38:05We've got...
0:38:08 > 0:38:11Well, very, very best of luck. Three good answers on the board.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14Your first answer, Slovenia, probably the one you thought
0:38:14 > 0:38:16was least likely to be pointless.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18What would you do if you won the jackpot?
0:38:18 > 0:38:211,500 quid is quite a nice sum to walk away with. Paul?
0:38:21 > 0:38:25Erm, Grace and her boyfriend are just about to have a new
0:38:25 > 0:38:27bathroom fitted into their house
0:38:27 > 0:38:32and I think there may be some borrowing going on.
0:38:32 > 0:38:36I would probably like to put it towards a nice holiday for myself
0:38:36 > 0:38:39and Wendy my wife, but I think the pressure may be on that way.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41On the bathroom. Grace, apart from the bathroom,
0:38:41 > 0:38:43your dad's not listening, just tell us what else...?
0:38:43 > 0:38:46I would like a new car. I'd describe mine as a tin can,
0:38:46 > 0:38:48so it be nice to have a new car.
0:38:48 > 0:38:51Is this the first time you've mentioned this to your father?
0:38:51 > 0:38:52OK, new car. Well, good.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54Let's hope at least one of these answers is pointless
0:38:54 > 0:38:57and wins you that jackpot. Slovenia, your first one.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59We're looking for the medal-winning countries
0:38:59 > 0:39:00from the 2014 Winter Olympics.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03Let's see how many people said Slovenia for £1,500.
0:39:03 > 0:39:04Is it pointless?
0:39:08 > 0:39:09It's right.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12Now, let's see how far down the column Slovenia takes us.
0:39:12 > 0:39:16If it goes all the way down to zero, you leave here with £1,500.
0:39:16 > 0:39:17Taking us down into single figures.
0:39:17 > 0:39:21Down it goes, still going down. Down it goes. Oh! 1!
0:39:21 > 0:39:22Oh, my gosh.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29One person...got Slovenia.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32Unfortunately, not a pointless answer. What a brilliant answer
0:39:32 > 0:39:35that was, though! Fantastic. Very well done.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Sets you in good stead for the next two answers.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39Only two more shots at today's jackpot.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42Your next answer was Matthew Pinsent. Let's see if that's right.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45If it's right and if it's pointless, you will win £1,500.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48In this case, we were looking for BBC broadcasters,
0:39:48 > 0:39:51commentators or pundits who were at the Winter Olympics.
0:39:51 > 0:39:55Let's find out was Matthew Pinsent there? How many people said it?
0:39:58 > 0:39:59It's right.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Well, Slovenia, your first answer, took us
0:40:01 > 0:40:04tantalizingly close all the way down to 1.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07Matthew Pinsent now taking us down through the teens into single
0:40:07 > 0:40:11figures down he goes. Still going down. Down he goes to 2.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13Ugh! A second excellent answer.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20Not a pointless answer though.
0:40:20 > 0:40:24- SIGHS:- OK, one more shot at today's jackpot.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27Your last answer was Amy Williams.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29This was the one you are most confident in.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32It has to be right, then it has to be pointless. For £1,500,
0:40:32 > 0:40:35let's see if Amy Williams was one of the BBC personnel.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37Did anyone say her?
0:40:41 > 0:40:42OK, it's right.
0:40:42 > 0:40:46Now, your scores so far have been, 1 for Slovenia,
0:40:46 > 0:40:492 for Matthew Pinsent.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51Amy Williams now taking us down into single figures.
0:40:51 > 0:40:53Down goes Amy... Oh, no! 6.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Slovenia.
0:40:58 > 0:40:59Oh, I'm sorry.
0:41:00 > 0:41:03I mean, an exceptional score line there.
0:41:03 > 0:41:07I mean, fantastic. 1, 2 and 6. All single figure scores. I mean...
0:41:07 > 0:41:11Slovenia was so close. You were within a whisker of winning there.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14- I'm going to take up curling.- OK. - ALEX CHUCKLES
0:41:14 > 0:41:15I'm sorry, though, you didn't find
0:41:15 > 0:41:17that all-important pointless answer.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19So, I'm afraid, you don't win today's jackpot of £1,500.
0:41:19 > 0:41:22That will roll over onto the next show, but we've loved having you on.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25You have been absolutely superb the whole way through.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28And you get a Pointless trophy each to take away. So, there you are.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30APPLAUSE
0:41:33 > 0:41:36Yeah, very well played and tough luck as well.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39Yeah, the big scorers were the two captains, the two skips -
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Eve Muirhead and David Murdoch. They were the big scorers
0:41:41 > 0:41:44and you would have got one for Anna Sloan, Vicki Adams and Tom Brewster,
0:41:44 > 0:41:47but the other five names you could have had all were pointless.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49They were...
0:41:52 > 0:41:55And Michael Goodfellow. Very well done if you got any of those.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58I think a lot of Scottish viewers would have got a few of those.
0:41:58 > 0:41:59Let's take a look at the countries,
0:41:59 > 0:42:02there's only three pointless answers on the countries.
0:42:02 > 0:42:03There is Croatia. Won one silver.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06Czech Republic won eight medals and Kazakhstan who won
0:42:06 > 0:42:09a bronze in figure skating, so very well done if you said that.
0:42:09 > 0:42:13And for the BBC commentators and pundits and what have you.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15Brent Pope, the ice hockey expert.
0:42:15 > 0:42:18Eleanor Oldroyd, the lovely Eleanor Oldroyd is a pointless answer.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Emma Carrick-Anderson the skier,
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Tim Warwood. There was lots of controversy with him,
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Ed Leigh and Aimee Fuller, saying they got too enthusiastic
0:42:25 > 0:42:27in their commentary. They didn't in my opinion.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29I thought they were absolutely sensational.
0:42:29 > 0:42:32They were pointless answers. Ed Leigh also a pointless answer.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34Also could have had two British commentators
0:42:34 > 0:42:37Hugh Porter and Paul Dickenson also both pointless answers.
0:42:37 > 0:42:38Very well done if you said any of those.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:42:40 > 0:42:43Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Paul and Grace,
0:42:43 > 0:42:45but it's been fantastic having you on the show.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47- Thank you so much for playing so well.- BOTH: Thank you.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49- Paul and Grace. - APPLAUSE
0:42:49 > 0:42:52Sadly, Paul and Grace didn't win our jackpot today, which means
0:42:52 > 0:42:55it rolls over onto the next show when we will be playing for £2,500.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58APPLAUSE
0:42:58 > 0:43:00Join us next time to see if someone can win it.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04And it's goodbye for me. Goodbye.