Episode 44

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0:00:21 > 0:00:23Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:25 > 0:00:27the show where the aim of the game

0:00:27 > 0:00:29is to find the most obscure answer possible.

0:00:29 > 0:00:30Let's meet today's players.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34APPLAUSE

0:00:34 > 0:00:35And couple number one.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Hi, my name's Tom, this is my brother, Jon,

0:00:37 > 0:00:39and we're from Burnham-on-Sea in Somerset.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Couple number two.

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Hi, I'm Liz, this is Emma,

0:00:42 > 0:00:44we're both from Ossett in West Yorkshire

0:00:44 > 0:00:46and we've been friends for about ten years.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47Couple number three.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Hi, I'm Sarah, and this is my partner Shaun

0:00:49 > 0:00:51and we're from Torquay in Devon.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54And finally, couple number four.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Hello, I'm Lorraine, and this is my lovely husband, Steve,

0:00:56 > 0:01:00And we are...together for 25 years now.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02And these are today's contestants.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04APPLAUSE

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Thanks very much, all of you.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09We'll find out more about you throughout the show.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13If he were an animal, he would be a horse

0:01:13 > 0:01:15because he is unpredictable, majestic

0:01:15 > 0:01:17and notoriously difficult to lead to water.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20It's my pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Hiya.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24APPLAUSE Afternoon, everybody.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Ah... How are you today? - I'm very well, thank you.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- We've Liz and Emma back from the last show, haven't we?- Yeah.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32The only returning pair there.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Got through to the head-to-head, got knocked out by...

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Well, they really got knocked out by Emily.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38There was Dave and Emily, father and daughter.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Emily was good.- She was fantastic.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42And then in the jackpot round, Dave took over...

0:01:44 > 0:01:45- Jackpot.- Yeah.- So it was lovely.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47A great father and daughter combination there.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Played it superbly. Should be a cracker today.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Round One might upset some people,

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Round Two is the sort of round I get asked for all the time.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56- All the time.- Good.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59So, a bit of an upset Round One, and then pudding, Round Two.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Well, lots of people will like Round One, to be fair.- OK.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03- I would like Round One.- Fair enough.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07That's why I put it in. LAUGHTER

0:02:07 > 0:02:09OK, well, lots to look forward to there.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11- Thanks very much... - Oh, so much look to forward to.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Yeah, plenty to look forward to. - I would be even more enthu...

0:02:13 > 0:02:17If I was you and I knew what I knew, I'd be even more enthusiastic.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19- LAUGHTER - Was that a bit...er.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Do you want me to up a bit...?- Well, only cos you don't know what's...

0:02:22 > 0:02:25You don't know the...glories we have in store here.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27It's going to be sen...sational.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31With a big gap between the sen and sational

0:02:31 > 0:02:33cos it's so sensational. LAUGHTER

0:02:33 > 0:02:36I'm going so far, we'll go so far as to say the sen...

0:02:37 > 0:02:39..sational. LAUGHTER

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Wow. You could drive a car through that, couldn't you?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Yeah, you really could. - Amazing.- You really could.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46I'm going to up the enthusiasm. Thank you so much.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- I can't wait for that! - Aw, that's better.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Aw, these rounds, I have no idea about, they're going to be amazing.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Well, as you'll have gathered, Dave and Emily won the jackpot last time,

0:02:55 > 0:02:58so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000. There it is.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02APPLAUSE

0:03:05 > 0:03:07All you have to remember is this -

0:03:07 > 0:03:10the pair with the highest score at the end of each round

0:03:10 > 0:03:11will be eliminated.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16You heard what the man said. This is going to be sen...

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- ..sational. - LAUGHTER

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Our first category today is...

0:03:23 > 0:03:25..football! What about that? There we go. Football.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Can you decide in your pairs

0:03:26 > 0:03:28who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36OK, let's find out what the question is, here it comes.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Teams that played in the 2014 FA Cup. Richard.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Yeah, simply looking for the names of any of the 64 teams

0:03:48 > 0:03:51that competed from the third round onwards of the 2014 FA Cup.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Good luck. - Thank you very much indeed.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Tom, welcome to Pointless. - Thank you.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Great to have you here. Now...

0:03:58 > 0:04:00- That's a good look, Tom.- Thank you.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03That is. I'm suddenly thinking, this is look of the...

0:04:03 > 0:04:05What we calling this decade, by the way?

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- What the post-noughties decade? - Yeah, what do we call it? The teens?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- It's a bit rubbish.- The tens, I would think.- The tens.- 2010s.

0:04:11 > 0:04:142010s. The tens. But that's a tens look.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16I think that's turning into a tens look.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- It is, yes. It's very tens. - It's a good...

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Has it got a, has it got a... I'm sorry to call your look a look.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24- I mean, I know it's very individual and very much Tom.- Of course.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25But what do we call that look, Richard?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27I would say hipster lumberjack.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Exactly right, yeah. - LAUGHTER

0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Exactly. Do you play a guitar or a folk related instrument?- I don't.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- I've actually had this beard since I was about...- Five.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Not quite, not quite,

0:04:39 > 0:04:41but I was known as the bearded boy throughout school.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43RICHARD LAUGHS

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Throughout school? - Secondary school.- OK, OK.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49That's...very slightly less sinister, yes.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51So I had the beard before it was cool.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53I... Good for you. You led the way.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55You are why, my friend, that beard is cool.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Thank you.- Very good. And what do you do, Tom?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00I'm a retail manager in fashion.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04- In fashion.- Yeah.- That's why he knows about the look.- Yeah.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- So then, Tom.- Yes. - Do you follow football?- I do, yes.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Phew.- Quite relieved this has come up first.- Yeah.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Erm... I've decided I'm going to risk it.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Hopefully, Jon will be prepared to bail me out if I get this wrong.

0:05:18 > 0:05:23- He won't.- I am going to go with Peterborough United.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Did you know how popular that was going to be with the audience?

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- LAUGHTER - Is that why you went for it?- No.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Peterborough United, says Tom.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37That does not often get that sort of cheer,

0:05:37 > 0:05:39I'm going to be honest with you. LAUGHTER

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Peterborough United. Well, let's see if it's right.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Well, it'll be embarrassing if it's not.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Let's see how many people said it if it is.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51It's right. Very well done indeed, Tom.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54No need for Jon to bail you out after that.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Down it goes.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00- It's a pointless answer, Tom! - CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:06:00 > 0:06:05That adds £250 to today's jackpot. Takes the total up to £1,250.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08It scores you nothing and gets us off to a rollicking start.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Very well done indeed, Tom. What a great start.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Great start to the show, Tom. And confirmation, as if it was needed,

0:06:13 > 0:06:15that Peterborough is pointless. I didn't know if that was...

0:06:15 > 0:06:18LAUGHTER

0:06:18 > 0:06:21We have a group in from Peterborough. LAUGHTER

0:06:21 > 0:06:23You know what? A lovely place, Peterborough,

0:06:23 > 0:06:24a great football team.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Got through to the third round. They got no further, unfortunately.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Thank you very much.- I'm sure it's a lovely place. Is it?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32- It's a lovely place.- AUDIENCE:- Yes!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35It's particularly lovely if you're wanting to get a train

0:06:35 > 0:06:37out to Wisbech, March, Cambridge...

0:06:37 > 0:06:42- Peterborough is like a godsend. - LAUGHTER

0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Thanks very much indeed. Now then, Emma, welcome back.- Hello.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47- Head-to-head last time.- Yes.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51- Strong performance, but then you got booted out.- We did.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54You were routed in the head-to-head there, Emma.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55We didn't do that bad.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Two-nil... Anyway, it's fine. It's all right.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59No, you didn't do badly at all.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- We had two good answers from you, you were just underscored.- Yes.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08- Hm... Football.- Er, so, yes, football.- Hmm.- Not that...

0:07:08 > 0:07:09You don't mind football, do you, Emma?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12My son plays football, but I'm not, you know,

0:07:12 > 0:07:14he didn't play in the FA Cup in 2014.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16That was going to be my next question, yes.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17I'm going to play it safe.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21I'm going to go for a team that I know played in the final.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22I'm going to go for Hull.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Hull. OK, Hull. Let's see if that's right,

0:07:25 > 0:07:27let's see how many of our 100 people said Hull.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31It's right.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38That is not bad at all.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Look at that. 7, Emma. - APPLAUSE

0:07:40 > 0:07:427 for Hull.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Yeah, a low score, Emma, for a team beaten in the final.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Shaun, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.- Thank you.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- From Torquay?- Yes, indeed.- What do you do down in Torquay, Shaun?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57I'm a business development manager.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- And... For what? - For an injection moulder.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03It's... So we make plastic bits.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05It's a glorified salesman.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07All that sounds fun.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- An injection moulder...- Yes.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Tell me about that. What's the injection bit?

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Erm, well, basically, we put two bits of plastic together

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- and make all kinds of everything you see around you.- Now, that's fun.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Plastic is everywhere.- That is fun, isn't it? That's great.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23But you go out and sell the bits that other people have made

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- or are you there for the moulding too?- We do both of it.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28- We sell it and we make it. - Good stuff.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30What are your hobbies when you're not doing that?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- I like football, so, you know, this helps.- Got to be happy with that.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Obviously, you live right by the sea.- Yes.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Do you make use of the sea? Are you a surfer? Are you a keen swimmer?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Erm... I'm not a surfer or a keen swimmer really.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Are you an eater or fish and chips? - Yes.- There we are.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47We've found something, we've found something. Good.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48- So, football, Shaun.- Yes.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52We've got two scores so far - pointless and 7.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Where do you think you're going to come on that scale?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Well, I hope I come low down. Erm...

0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Let's see where, see how, where we go.- OK, OK.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Right, OK, I think I'm going to have choose,

0:09:04 > 0:09:05cos we've mentioned it so much,

0:09:05 > 0:09:08I'm going to have to choose my local club, Torquay United.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Torquay United.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Two people in the audience very happy about that. This is good.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Let's see if it's right, Torquay United,

0:09:14 > 0:09:15let's see how many people said it.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Oh, I'm sorry, Shaun.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25I'm sorry, the column has spoken,

0:09:25 > 0:09:27and I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- which means you score 100 points. - Oh, right, OK.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Oh, that's news to Shaun. - Yeah, sorry, Shaun.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34They didn't make it as far as the third round, I'm afraid.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37It's a lovely place, Torquay, but it's no Peterborough.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40LAUGHTER

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Thanks very much indeed. Now, Steve, welcome to Pointless.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Hello, thank you. - Great to have you here.

0:09:45 > 0:09:46And where are you from?

0:09:46 > 0:09:50We live in West London now. I'm originally from Brighton.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Right you are. And what do you do, Steve?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55I'm a consultant engineer in the oil industry.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57- So does that mean you travel around a lot?- Yeah.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00I have done in the past. I don't quite so much of that any more.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Whereabouts have you been? Sort of Central Africa or...?

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Yeah, North Africa, Central Africa, South America.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08All sorts of rough and ready places.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Right, quite nice to be back in London, I should think.- Indeed.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Very good. And what are your hobbies, Steve?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Well, I like sport - I like football, cricket,

0:10:14 > 0:10:16all that sort of thing.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18I like travel. Like a bit of art now and again.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Now and again.- Yeah. - Not too much.- Not too much.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24- You can have too much of a good thing, can't you?- Yeah, yeah.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Now, Steve, what are you going to go for?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Well, I'm going to go with the kind of local team at home

0:10:29 > 0:10:31which is, in fact, Brighton and Hove Albion Football Club.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Brighton and Hove Albion. Let's see that's right

0:10:34 > 0:10:36and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42It's right.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Well, 7 is our highest score

0:10:44 > 0:10:46for a correct answer.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Seagulls pass that. Down to 4. Look at that.

0:10:48 > 0:10:49Very well done indeed.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51APPLAUSE

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Well played, Steve. They had a pretty good cup run this year, Brighton,

0:10:57 > 0:10:59but got beaten by Hull in a replay.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Thank you very much. We're halfway through the round.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Let's take a look at those scores. Tom, very well done indeed.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08A pointless answer right at the top of the show there.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Tom and Jon looking pretty commanding on the back of that.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Then up to 4 where we find Steve and Lorraine,

0:11:13 > 0:11:15then up to 7 where we find Emma and Liz,

0:11:15 > 0:11:18and then up to 100, I'm afraid, Shaun and Sarah.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Sarah...

0:11:20 > 0:11:23anything might happen in the next pass. Anything might happen.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27- How good's your football?- Mm... OK.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Well, listen, it might be enough, it might be enough to keep you in.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- What we definitely need is a score of under 7 from you.- OK.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Just to keep the flame alive, you know what I'm saying? Best of luck.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38We're going to come back down the line now.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Can the second players please step up to the podium.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45So, remember, we are looking for teams

0:11:45 > 0:11:48that played in the 2014 FA Cup.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Lorraine, welcome.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Hello.- And you said you've been married 25 years.- No, well...

0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Nearly.- Been together 20... Feels like it.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57No, we've been together for 25 years.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- We've been married for 19, I think. - For 19. Where did you get married?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Las Vegas.- Oh, that's fun.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04- Who married you?- Merlin.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Not Elvis. OK.- Elvis is dead.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10LAUGHTER

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Whoa, spoiler alert.- No, no... - LAUGHTER

0:12:15 > 0:12:17I think he lives, I think he lives.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18- Erm, Merlin.- Yes.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Because he's very much alive, good.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22- So... - LAUGHTER

0:12:22 > 0:12:24How did Merlin conduct the ceremony?

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Well, he did ask if we actually wanted to

0:12:26 > 0:12:29dress as Arthur and Guinevere and we thought that was tacky.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32So we said, "No."

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Just the whole pointy beard, spangly...is fine.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Which he did that anyway. - Yeah.- Yeah.- Yeah, yeah.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39What was the thinking behind it?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Well, I don't even know if it was legal, to be honest.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44LAUGHTER

0:12:44 > 0:12:48- Have you got a marriage certificate now?- We've got a photocopy of one.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50- I don't... - LAUGHTER

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Has it got a round table emblem on it?- Yes!

0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Yes.- It sounds...

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Does it say Ye Olde Marriage Certificate-e at the top?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- SHE LAUGHS - Yes.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Were either of you remotely sober at the time?

0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Yes, well...- Partly.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07So the Merlin thing was by design or was it just cos he was there?

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Well, we got married in Camelot, so...

0:13:10 > 0:13:12LAUGHTER

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Finally, it's explained. LAUGHTER

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Very good.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20Now, Lorraine, great answer from Steve in the first pass there.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22You're on 4, 95 or less gets you through.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24What do you think you're going to go for?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26So, um, I'll play it safe then,

0:13:26 > 0:13:30so I will say my own team, which is Liverpool.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Liverpool, says Lorraine. Liverpool.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Here's your red line -

0:13:33 > 0:13:35if you can get below that red line with Liverpool,

0:13:35 > 0:13:37you are through to Round Two.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42You are through to Round Two.

0:13:44 > 0:13:4652. Takes your total up to 56.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48APPLAUSE

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Yeah, that's all you had to do there.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Got knocked out in the fifth round as well. Same as Brighton.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58- Thanks very much indeed. Now, Sarah, welcome to the show.- Hello.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- And what do you do, Sarah? - I'm a staff nurse.- Staff nurse.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04And that doesn't give you a lot of time off, I would imagine?

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Um, well, I only work part-time cos I've got two little kids.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10- How old are they? - They're three and two.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12- Sleeping now, pretty much. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14- They're quite good at sleeping. - Aw, that's good.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Don't get up too early in the mornings.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Well...- Yeah...- Yeah...

0:14:18 > 0:14:21And what are your hobbies aside from looking after those two?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Well, when I get time, after looking after the kids,

0:14:24 > 0:14:28I like to just chill out - reading... Um...

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- go to the gym, sometimes... - Excellent.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Well, you know what it said you had to do.- Yes.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36That time has come. 6 or less, I'd say.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Right, OK. Erm...

0:14:39 > 0:14:42I'm going to say...Sunderland.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Sunderland, says Sarah. Let's see if that's right.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47No red line for you as you're the high scorers,

0:14:47 > 0:14:49but let's see how many of our 100 people said Sunderland.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53It is right.

0:14:58 > 0:14:5920.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02APPLAUSE

0:15:02 > 0:15:05I'm afraid that wasn't six or less. 120 is your total.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Yeah, they reached the quarterfinals. They also lost to Hull.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09This is like a Hull special.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- LAUGHTER - Thanks very much indeed.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Now then, Liz.- Hello. - Liz, welcome back.- Thank you.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Remind us all about yourself.

0:15:18 > 0:15:23I'm originally from Ossett in West Yorkshire, but now living in London.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27- I like to travel, erm... I like cooking and baking.- Good stuff.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30- OK, so, listen, great news, you're through.- Yay.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33You're through to the next round - doesn't matter what you score.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34What are you going to go for?

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Erm, OK, well, any answer that I give

0:15:37 > 0:15:38will be a complete stab in the dark,

0:15:38 > 0:15:40because I have not got a clue.

0:15:40 > 0:15:45Erm... So I will go for Bolton Wanderers.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Bolton Wanderers, says Liz.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48No red line as you're already through,

0:15:48 > 0:15:50but let's see how many people said Bolton Wanderers.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55It's right.

0:16:01 > 0:16:0210 for Bolton Wanderers.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Very well done indeed. Takes your total up to 17.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Lovely low total there. - Well done, Liz.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Yeah, they reached the fourth round

0:16:09 > 0:16:11but almost uniquely managed to avoid Hull City.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- LAUGHTER - Don't know how.- Yeah.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now, Jon, welcome.- Hello.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18Good to have you. What do you do, Jon?

0:16:18 > 0:16:22- I work in a hair and beauty salon in Burnham-on-Sea.- Excellent.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26- Is that a unisex hair salon? - Yes, yes.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Do you do ladies' hair or gentlemen's hair? Do you mind...

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Gentlemen's.- You just do the gentlemen's hair.- Yes.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34And do you favour a scissor or a comb and a razor?

0:16:35 > 0:16:39- I like to mix it up, really. - Yeah, that's good.- Um... Yeah.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42- The razor's always good. Clippers. Anything.- Excellent.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Do you put one of those big, heavy, rubbery things over the shoulders?

0:16:45 > 0:16:46Yes, the heavier the better.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49- What are they called? - Er...neck mats.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Nothing imaginative, I'm afraid. - Of course it's called a neck mat,

0:16:51 > 0:16:53that's exactly what it should be called.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Ah... The joy of going to the barbershop.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Isn't it marvellous?

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- And what are your interests outside of hair?- Football.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04- I'm an Arsenal fan, so... - AUDIENCE MEMBER CHEERS

0:17:04 > 0:17:07- A lot of vocal fans of all sorts of different things out there.- I know.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10You would think we had an audience of about 40,000, wouldn't you?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12LAUGHTER

0:17:12 > 0:17:14It's just three very undecided people.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- LAUGHTER - So, yes,

0:17:17 > 0:17:19what are you going to go for, Jon?

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Erm... I'm going to go for,

0:17:21 > 0:17:25as everyone seems to be keeping it quite local,

0:17:25 > 0:17:26I'm going to go through Yeovil Town.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Yeovil Town, says Jon.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30Now, Tom got a pointless answer.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32- That's pressure that. - A little bit of pressure.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34No red line for you as you're already through,

0:17:34 > 0:17:36but let's see how many people said Yeovil Town.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Is it right? How far down the column will it go?

0:17:42 > 0:17:43It is right.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47It's still going down.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- Oh, 1! - APPLAUSE

0:17:53 > 0:17:541 for Yeovil town.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57It's a great answer - our two best answers there on the first podium.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58Takes your total up to 1, of course.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Well played. I would've gone for Yeovil Town as well.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03That's when all the Premier League and Championship teams

0:18:03 > 0:18:07go in at Round Three and Yeovil was... I knew for a fact they must

0:18:07 > 0:18:09have been in it, but they're quite an obscure answer.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Only six pointless answers. So Peterborough was a terrific answer.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15The team that Yeovil Town beat, actually, are a pointless answer -

0:18:15 > 0:18:19it's Leyton Orient. Let's take a look at some others.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20You could've said...

0:18:22 > 0:18:24All these teams went out in the third round.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29As did these. Oldham Athletic, Peterborough United...

0:18:29 > 0:18:31CHEERS

0:18:31 > 0:18:34And Plymouth Argyle? CHEERS

0:18:34 > 0:18:36There we go. Also all of those are pointless.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40You'd have got 1 point for Port Vale, Oxford United and Bristol Rovers.

0:18:40 > 0:18:432 points for Huddersfield, Doncaster, Macclesfield Town,

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Ipswich town, funnily enough, Rochdale,

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Grimsby Town and Bournemouth. Those were the low scorers.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49We'll take look at the top three scorers.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52The ones that most of our 100 people said.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Arsenal with 53.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55They won it, of course, beating Hull City in the final.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Manchester City, 55.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02And as usual, on these questions, Manchester United was 64.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Thank you very much indeed. So, at the end our first round,

0:19:05 > 0:19:08I'm afraid the pair heading home with their high score of 120,

0:19:08 > 0:19:10it's Shaun and Sarah.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Oh, I'm sorry.- Oh, well. My fault.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14I'm sorry.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Well... Good to take a punt though. That's what we like.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Going out on a bit of a limb there.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21I'm afraid you just went a little bit too far. That was the problem.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Very true.- But good new is we get to see you again.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26You'll be back next time when I'm sure you'll do much better,

0:19:26 > 0:19:29but in the meantime, thanks very much for playing, Sarah and Shaun.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31APPLAUSE

0:19:31 > 0:19:33But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36APPLAUSE

0:19:38 > 0:19:40And so now we're down to three pairs.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Obviously, at the end of this round,

0:19:41 > 0:19:44we'll have to say goodbye to one of the pairs in front of me now.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Well, Tom and Jon, what an exemplary turn you had there.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Very, very good indeed. Individually and together, obviously.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Let's hope we get some others. That kind of fell very well for them.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Let's hope that some subjects that fall equally well for Steve

0:19:56 > 0:19:59and Lorraine and Liz and Emma. Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03Let's find out what our category for Round Two is today. It is...

0:20:04 > 0:20:05Can you all decide in your pairs

0:20:05 > 0:20:07who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium

0:20:12 > 0:20:15OK, and the question concerns...

0:20:19 > 0:20:20Harry Potter films. Richard.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22We're going to give you six clues on each pass

0:20:22 > 0:20:24which will lead you to the name of an actor

0:20:24 > 0:20:26who's appeared in one or more of the Harry Potter films.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Can you name the most obscure actor, please. Best of luck.

0:20:29 > 0:20:30Thanks very much indeed.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33let's reveal our first board of six clues, and here they come.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54I'll read those all one last time.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Tom.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14I'm in a quandary.

0:21:15 > 0:21:21I think I only know...one, sadly. Possibly two.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I'm not going to risk it.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25I'm going to go for the really obvious one -

0:21:25 > 0:21:28played Arthur Kipps in the 2012 film The Woman In Black

0:21:28 > 0:21:30and say Daniel Radcliffe.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Daniel Radcliffe, says Tom. Let's see if that's right.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Let's see how many of our 100 people said Daniel Radcliffe.

0:21:39 > 0:21:40It's right.

0:21:43 > 0:21:4444.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Not as high-scoring as you might have expected, actually, Tom,

0:21:47 > 0:21:49so maybe you chose rather well there.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Yeah, the lovely, very talented Daniel Radcliffe.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Went through 160 pairs of glasses

0:21:53 > 0:21:55in the filming of the Harry Potter films.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:21:57 > 0:22:01- Now, Liz.- Not going to be a good round for me.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02Oh, no, this always happens.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05People always say, "Ooh, we'd love Harry Potter to come up..."

0:22:05 > 0:22:06And then Harry Potter comes up

0:22:06 > 0:22:08and everyone says, "Oh, no, not... Oh, Harry Potter, no."

0:22:08 > 0:22:11- I've never seen a Harry Potter film. - ALEXANDER GASPS

0:22:11 > 0:22:13I can picture most of the people on there,

0:22:13 > 0:22:16but I can't think of any names. I don't think this is right

0:22:16 > 0:22:19but I'm going to go for Julie Walters for Mrs Overall.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Julie Walters, says Liz. Well, let's see that's right.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Let's see how many of our 100 people said Julie Walters.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28It is absolutely Julie Walters.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Passes 44. Down it goes.

0:22:32 > 0:22:3432. Very well done indeed.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36APPLAUSE

0:22:37 > 0:22:41Yep. Stars as Mrs Weasley in all but one of the Harry Potter films.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43Thanks very much indeed.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Now then, Lorraine, you're the last person to have this board.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Do you want to talk us through it and fill in all the blanks you can?

0:22:48 > 0:22:52Er...I'll have a go. I know a couple of them.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55So Violet the Dowagess, Dowager, all that,

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I think was Dame Maggie Smith.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01Hans Gruber, I've no idea who that was.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Easter Bunny, no,

0:23:03 > 0:23:06and then the lead singer of Pulp was Jarvis Cocker,

0:23:06 > 0:23:10so it's toss-up between Smith and Cocker.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12I'm going to go for...

0:23:13 > 0:23:16- ..Jarvis Cocker. - Jarvis Cocker, says Lorraine.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Let's see if it's right, let's see how many people said Jarvis Cocker.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23It's right.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Well, 44 is our high score. You've passed it.

0:23:25 > 0:23:2732 is our low score. You've passed it.

0:23:27 > 0:23:2826. Well done.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30- APPLAUSE - Good answer.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Yeah, it's a good answer.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35He plays the lead singer of a band in The Goblet Of Fire.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Also wrote three songs for the film as well.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40And you were right to go for that rather than Dame Maggie Smith

0:23:40 > 0:23:42because she would've scored you a few more points.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46She's a right answer, but would've scored you 32. Hans Gruber was...

0:23:47 > 0:23:49- I don't know.- ..Alan Rickman.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Alan... Oh, right. - Would've scored 12 points.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53And the Easter Bunny in The Young Ones...

0:23:53 > 0:23:55- Dawn French. - It was Dawn French, yeah.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57And that would've scored you 2.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00It's the best answer up there by a mile. Well done if you said that.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Thank you very much. We're halfway through the round.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Let's take a look at those scores. 26 the best score of the pass.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Well done to you, Lorraine. You and Steve looking very strong.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Then up to 32, we find Liz and Emma.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Then up to 44, Tom and Jon, our low-scorers from the first round

0:24:12 > 0:24:15now the high scorers. We're going to come back down the line now.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Can the second players please step up to the podium.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22OK, let's put six more clues up on the board, and here they come.

0:24:45 > 0:24:46I'll read that one last time.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Who are these actors from the Harry Potter films?

0:25:07 > 0:25:09- Steve.- Hello.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13Well, looking strong at this point. Only 26 on your board.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16If you can score 17 or less, you are definitely into the next round.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19OK, unfortunately, I think I only know one on here,

0:25:19 > 0:25:21so I'm going to have to go with...

0:25:21 > 0:25:22John Cleese.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25- John Cleese...- Writing and starring in A Fish Called Wanda.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26OK, let's see if that's right,

0:25:26 > 0:25:29let's see how many people said John Cleese. There's your red line.

0:25:32 > 0:25:33It's right.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41- 33, that scores you. - APPLAUSE

0:25:41 > 0:25:44- Takes the total up to 59.- It's going to be a close round I think.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48- Yeah, he plays Nearly Headless Nick. - Thanks very much indeed.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Now then, Emma.- Hi.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53- Emma.- I think I know three,

0:25:53 > 0:25:55and I think I'm to go for the Scottish actress

0:25:55 > 0:25:59who plays Margaret Schroeder in the US TV series Boardwalk Empire,

0:25:59 > 0:26:00and I think is Kelly MacDonald.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03Kelly MacDonald, says Emma. Kelly MacDonald.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06There's your red line. Get below that, you're in the head-to-head.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11It's right.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16Well done.

0:26:17 > 0:26:18Very well done indeed.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20A pointless answer.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22That adds another £250 to today's jackpot.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Takes the total up to £1,500.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27It scores you nothing, sees you into the head-to-head round,

0:26:27 > 0:26:29leaves your total at 32. Very well done indeed.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Well played, Emma. Terrific answer.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Yeah, well done, she plays Helena Ravenclaw.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36Thank you very much indeed.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Now then, Jon. Right, we have a game on our hands here, Jon.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40You're on 44.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43The high-scorers at the moment are Steve and Lorraine on 59.

0:26:43 > 0:26:4614 or less keeps you in the game.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Talk us through that board if you can.

0:26:48 > 0:26:53First one's Michael Gambon, but I think that's quite well known.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56I don't know the actor that played Trigger in the sitcom,

0:26:56 > 0:27:00and I think Emma Watson won Woman Of The Year,

0:27:00 > 0:27:03but again, I think that might be too high.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05So I'm going to completely risk it...

0:27:05 > 0:27:07and don't know if he did direct Thor,

0:27:07 > 0:27:09but I think he directed a few Harry Potters

0:27:09 > 0:27:12and go for David Heyman.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16David Heyman. David Heyman, says John.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18OK, well, there is your red line.

0:27:18 > 0:27:19Let's see if David Heyman is right,

0:27:19 > 0:27:21and if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Bad luck, John.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Good Harry Potter knowledge, he was the producer,

0:27:29 > 0:27:31but I'm afraid it's incorrect.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 144.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Yeah, it would have seen you through if you had got the right answer,

0:27:36 > 0:27:39and it's someone who has directed a few things as well

0:27:39 > 0:27:41and plays Professor Gilderoy Lockhart.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43And it's Kenneth Branagh.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Kenneth Branagh would've scored you 5 points,

0:27:45 > 0:27:46would've been a great answer.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Funnily enough, you were right,

0:27:48 > 0:27:50those other two answers would have seen you knocked out,

0:27:50 > 0:27:53cos Gambon, which is right, Michael Gambon,

0:27:53 > 0:27:54he would've scored you 18.

0:27:54 > 0:27:58Nearly flipped the car over on that corner, so they named it after in.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00And Emma Watson was named Woman Of The Year

0:28:00 > 0:28:01at the GQ Men Of The Year Awards,

0:28:01 > 0:28:03but she would've scored you 26.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05An answer that would have seen you through,

0:28:05 > 0:28:06the wonderful, who played Trigger,

0:28:06 > 0:28:09- the late Roger Lloyd.... - Roger Lloyd-Pack.

0:28:09 > 0:28:13- Would've scored you 14 points. - Thank you very much indeed.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15So, at end of our second round,

0:28:15 > 0:28:18I'm afraid the pair we're saying goodbye to is Jon and Tom.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20Amazing low score from you in the first round.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23I'm afraid Harry Potter didn't serve you quite so well.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25But on the strength of that first round alone,

0:28:25 > 0:28:28we can look forward to great things when you come back.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30Thanks very much for playing. In the meantime, Jon and Tom,

0:28:30 > 0:28:33- great contestants. - APPLAUSE

0:28:33 > 0:28:35But for Steve and Lorraine and Liz and Emma,

0:28:35 > 0:28:37it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45Congratulations, Liz and Emma, Steve and Lorraine.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47You're now one step closer to the final

0:28:47 > 0:28:49and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:28:49 > 0:28:51which currently stands at £1,500.

0:28:51 > 0:28:54Well, very well done getting through here.

0:28:54 > 0:28:57- Liz and Emma in the head-to-head for the second time.- Yeah.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00This time, you're our low-scoring pair, so very well done.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02We've had some great answers from you, actually.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04A pointless answer from you, Emma, in that last round

0:29:04 > 0:29:06for Kelly MacDonald which was brilliant.

0:29:06 > 0:29:08Steve and Lorraine, very well negotiated.

0:29:08 > 0:29:10Some great low scores from you too.

0:29:10 > 0:29:13I think now you can put your heads together, this should be very close.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18APPLAUSE

0:29:20 > 0:29:24OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:29:27 > 0:29:28Breeds of horses and ponies.

0:29:28 > 0:29:31- Everyone's just kicked a goal. - LAUGHTER

0:29:31 > 0:29:34We're going to show you five pictures now of breeds of horses and ponies,

0:29:34 > 0:29:36we just need you to tell us the most obscure.

0:29:36 > 0:29:39OK, let's reveal our five horses and ponies, and here they are.

0:29:39 > 0:29:40We've got...

0:29:56 > 0:29:58Aw...

0:30:05 > 0:30:09There we are. Five types of horse or pony.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12Now then, Liz and Emma, you've been our low scorers,

0:30:12 > 0:30:13so you will go first.

0:30:15 > 0:30:20- LIZ SIGHS - What about B, the H and the N?

0:30:20 > 0:30:22We're just going to have to go with Shetland, aren't we?

0:30:24 > 0:30:26Erm, I think we're going to have to play safe

0:30:26 > 0:30:29and go for the only one that we know for sure,

0:30:29 > 0:30:31and that's D, Shetland.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33D, Shetland, say Liz and Emma. D, Shetland.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Steve and Lorraine, it's over to you.

0:30:35 > 0:30:39Um, so A is Clydesdale,

0:30:39 > 0:30:43B, I think it's something German but I don't know what.

0:30:43 > 0:30:47C I think is the Lipizzaner.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51Erm...and E is a Welsh Cob.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55So I think we're going to go for C, Lipizzaner.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57Lipizzaner, say Lorraine and Steve. Lipizzaner.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00So we have Shetland versus Lipizzaner.

0:31:00 > 0:31:01Liz and Emma said Shetland.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03Let's see if that's right for D,

0:31:03 > 0:31:05and if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:31:08 > 0:31:09It's right, of course.

0:31:14 > 0:31:15Good score.

0:31:15 > 0:31:16Look at that. 15 for Shetland.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19APPLAUSE

0:31:19 > 0:31:22Surprisingly low score there.

0:31:22 > 0:31:26Steve and Lorraine have said that C is a Lipizzaner.

0:31:26 > 0:31:27Let's see if that's right,

0:31:27 > 0:31:29and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:31:32 > 0:31:33It's right.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37It's right. Is that going to beat Shetland?

0:31:37 > 0:31:39I suspect it will. And yes, it does.

0:31:39 > 0:31:40Down it goes to 7.

0:31:40 > 0:31:42Not by much.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44APPLAUSE

0:31:44 > 0:31:46Very narrow victory there, but Steve and Lorraine, well done,

0:31:46 > 0:31:48after one question, you're up one-nil.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50Took us through the board very nicely, Lorraine.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52I wonder how many people though at home were like me

0:31:52 > 0:31:55as soon as the first one came up. You went, "Yep, carthorse."

0:31:55 > 0:31:58LAUGHTER "Yeah. Pretty much."

0:31:58 > 0:32:00But, yeah, it's not a carthorse, it is, as you say, a Clydesdale.

0:32:00 > 0:32:01Very well played.

0:32:02 > 0:32:058 points. I so would have gone for that if I was playing.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08Now, B, you're right, it is a German one.

0:32:08 > 0:32:09It's a Hanoverian. Hanoverian.

0:32:09 > 0:32:12It's a pointless answer as well, so well done if you said that at home.

0:32:13 > 0:32:17And E is the Welsh Cob, which would have scored you 4 points.

0:32:17 > 0:32:20Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So here comes your second question.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23Liz and Emma, you have to win this one to stay in the game,

0:32:23 > 0:32:24so best of luck. It concerns...

0:32:27 > 0:32:31- Bjork.- Yep. We're going to show you five clues now to facts about Bjork.

0:32:31 > 0:32:32Can you give us the most obscure answer.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35- 'Bjerk' we're saying, are we? - I thought I'd go for 'Bjerk'.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38I agree with you. That's right. I was going to do it my way,

0:32:38 > 0:32:40and then you said it, I thought, got to do it the same way...

0:32:40 > 0:32:43- What was your way?- I do it the same as you as you're good at accents.

0:32:43 > 0:32:46- I just went for the umlaut there. 'Bjerk'.- I would have said 'Bjerk'.

0:32:46 > 0:32:49- What would you have said? Bjork? - No, I wouldn't say Bjork.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51Don't get me wrong, I haven't lost my mind.

0:32:51 > 0:32:53- Bjerk.- Bjerk.- Bjerk.- Bjerk.- Bjerk.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56Let's hope one of the questions isn't how to pronounce her name.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58- LAUGHTER - That'd be awful.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Particularly if you got it wrong. 'Bjerk'.

0:33:00 > 0:33:04OK, so, let's reveal our five clues to facts about Bjork.

0:33:04 > 0:33:05Bjerk, Bjerk...

0:33:23 > 0:33:24I'll read those all one last time.

0:33:41 > 0:33:42Steve and Lorraine go first.

0:33:46 > 0:33:49OK, well, we're going to go with the first one,

0:33:49 > 0:33:52the name of her previous band, and we think that's The Sugarcubes.

0:33:52 > 0:33:55The Sugarcubes. The Sugarcubes, say Steve and Lorraine.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57Now, Liz and Emma, it's over to you.

0:33:58 > 0:34:01Er... That's what we were going to go for unfortunately.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03Country of her birth is Iceland,

0:34:03 > 0:34:06the name of the bird, or the type of the bird, is a swan.

0:34:06 > 0:34:10The year that It's Oh So Quiet first reached number five in the UK...

0:34:10 > 0:34:13That'd be a bit of a risky guess, so...

0:34:13 > 0:34:17And the director, I do know this from somewhere. Erm...

0:34:18 > 0:34:21We'll have to go for the type of bird featured in the Oscars.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23Er...a swan.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25Swan, say Liz and Emma. Swan.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27So we have The Sugarcubes versus swan.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Steve and Lorraine said The Sugarcubes.

0:34:29 > 0:34:30Is that right for her previous band?

0:34:30 > 0:34:32Let's see if it is. Let's see how many people said it.

0:34:36 > 0:34:37It is right.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Ooh, that's a good score.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45Down it goes to 8. Single figures.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48APPLAUSE

0:34:48 > 0:34:49Very well done.

0:34:49 > 0:34:53Liz and Emma have said a swan was the type of bird

0:34:53 > 0:34:55featured in the design of her dress, the infamous dress.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said swan.

0:35:02 > 0:35:03It's right.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10- 21. - APPLAUSE

0:35:12 > 0:35:15Well, a good answer, but The Sugarcubes takes it,

0:35:15 > 0:35:17which means very well done Steve and Lorraine,

0:35:17 > 0:35:19after only two questions, you're through to the final two-nil.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22Very well played. There was actually only one answer

0:35:22 > 0:35:25that would've beaten The Sugarcubes and that was the director.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27The country of her birth was Iceland, of course.

0:35:28 > 0:35:29Would've scored you 61.

0:35:29 > 0:35:33It's Oh So Quiet reached number four in 1995.

0:35:33 > 0:35:35Would've scored you 9. And the director,

0:35:35 > 0:35:38he also directed Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind,

0:35:38 > 0:35:40it's Michel Gondry, is the answer to that.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42Very well done if he said that at home.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44Thanks very much indeed.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:35:46 > 0:35:47I'm afraid it's Liz and Emma.

0:35:47 > 0:35:50- What a great performance today we've had from you.- Thank you.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52Very well done. Low-scorers throughout

0:35:52 > 0:35:55and into the head-to-head round as our low-scoring pair.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57But I'm afraid a two-nil... like it was last time.

0:35:57 > 0:36:00I don't know what it is with you and head-to-heads.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03Nothing wrong with either of your answers. You scored 15 and 21.

0:36:03 > 0:36:08These are normally winning scores. It's just Steve and Lorraine.

0:36:08 > 0:36:09Thank you so much for playing.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11- It's been lovely having you on the show.- BOTH:- Thank you.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13- Liz and Emma, great contestants. - APPLAUSE

0:36:13 > 0:36:15All the best.

0:36:15 > 0:36:18But for Steve and Lorraine, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:36:22 > 0:36:26Congratulations, Steve and Lorraine. You fought off all the competition

0:36:26 > 0:36:28and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:36:37 > 0:36:42and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £1,500.

0:36:42 > 0:36:44Well... Whoa!

0:36:44 > 0:36:46We've thrown lots at you.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49We kicked off with football, then we had Harry Potter,

0:36:49 > 0:36:51and then we had horses and then we had 'Bjerk'.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56And, actually, you've seen off two pairs who scored pointless answers.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58I mean, amazing, amazing.

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Well, as always, you get to choose your category

0:37:00 > 0:37:02from the four we pop up on the board.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04Let's see what we've got for you today.

0:37:11 > 0:37:14- Yeah, Blues Brothers, we're not going to...- Blue, no.

0:37:14 > 0:37:17- Tyne and Wear or Scottish music. Yeah.- You pick.- No, it's up to you.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19Oh. Erm... Shall we go Tyne and Wear?

0:37:19 > 0:37:21- Go on.- Yeah, Tyne and Wear.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23- You're going to go Tyne & Wear? - I don't know why really.

0:37:23 > 0:37:25OK, Tyne and Wear it is. Richard.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27OK, three very different areas here for your three questions.

0:37:27 > 0:37:30We're looking for any UK top 40 single by Roxy Music.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32Bryan Ferry, of course, from Tyne and Wear.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35We are looking for any person who appeared

0:37:35 > 0:37:37in the 1976 Likely Lads film.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39So the cast of The Likely Lads film, please.

0:37:39 > 0:37:40Or we're looking for -

0:37:40 > 0:37:43we started with the FA Cup, we might as well and with it -

0:37:43 > 0:37:45anyone who played in the FA Cup final in 1998 against Arsenal.

0:37:45 > 0:37:48So anyone who played substituted on during the match.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51So Roxy Music singles, the cast of The Likely Lads

0:37:51 > 0:37:55or any of the players of that 1998 Newcastle United squad.

0:37:55 > 0:37:56- Very best of luck.- Thanks very much.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58Now, as always, you've got up to one minute

0:37:58 > 0:38:01to come up with three answers, and all you need to win the jackpot

0:38:01 > 0:38:04- is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?- Yes.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.

0:38:07 > 0:38:08Your time starts now.

0:38:08 > 0:38:12Erm, Roxy music... Er... Slave To Love, all the obvious ones.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15- How about the Newcastle United squad?- I don't remember...

0:38:15 > 0:38:18- Peter Beardsley?- Probably, yeah. - It's 15 years ago.

0:38:18 > 0:38:20- He was in the team then?- Er...

0:38:20 > 0:38:22There was a guy called Asprilla, wasn't there,

0:38:22 > 0:38:24- but I don't remember his... - Oh, yes.

0:38:24 > 0:38:25You could just say Asprilla.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29Erm, Likely Lads was Rodney Bewes...

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Yeah, the obvious ones, but I don't know...

0:38:31 > 0:38:33And the other fella...whose name we don't know.

0:38:33 > 0:38:37What about Roxy Music, kind of going back to the sort of...

0:38:37 > 0:38:40- Stick Together.- Brian Eno. - Oh, yeah.- A lot of the old stuff.

0:38:40 > 0:38:41Erm...

0:38:43 > 0:38:46Avalon. Slave To Love.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48- All really obvious ones, aren't they?- Don't recall any...

0:38:48 > 0:38:51How about any more footballers who played for Newcastle?

0:38:51 > 0:38:55- Asprilla.- Shearer. Kevin Keegan? - Maybe in that day...

0:38:55 > 0:38:58Oh, who was that tall fella who played with Shearer?

0:38:58 > 0:38:59Ten seconds left.

0:39:00 > 0:39:04- Chris Waddle.- Yeah, all right. - So shall we go Chris Waddle...- Yeah.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07- Somebody Asprilla. - Somebody Asprilla.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09OK, that is your time up, I'm afraid.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11I'm going to need your three answers.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14OK, so we're going to go one from, erm...

0:39:15 > 0:39:18Well, we'll try a Likely Lads random one.

0:39:18 > 0:39:21- So Jimmy Nail.- Jimmy Nail.

0:39:21 > 0:39:24- And then...two footballers? - OK, yeah.

0:39:24 > 0:39:27- So we're going to say Asprilla. - Asprilla.

0:39:27 > 0:39:31- And...Chris Waddle.- Yeah. - And Chris Waddle.

0:39:31 > 0:39:34Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:34 > 0:39:37- Er, Asprilla.- Asprilla. OK, we'll put Asprilla last.

0:39:37 > 0:39:39- Least likely to be pointless? - Jimmy Nail. Jimmy Nail?

0:39:39 > 0:39:42- Jimmy Nail, we'll put first.- All of them really, but...

0:39:42 > 0:39:44- LAUGHTER - OK.- Jimmy Nail.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47OK, we'll just pop those up on the board. And here they are.

0:39:48 > 0:39:51We've got Jimmy Nail, we've got Chris Waddle and we've got Asprilla.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53Well, very best of luck.

0:39:53 > 0:39:56Your first answer was Jimmy Nail. You weren't sure if this was right.

0:39:56 > 0:39:59You weren't very confident about this one at all.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02Remember, only one of these has to be pointless for you to win that

0:40:02 > 0:40:05jackpot of £1,500. We've done quite a good job of bolstering that

0:40:05 > 0:40:08jackpot during the show today. What would you do if you won that, Steve?

0:40:08 > 0:40:12Well, we're going to go on holiday towards the end of the year

0:40:12 > 0:40:15and it's one of Lorraine's significant birthdays,

0:40:15 > 0:40:19- so I suspect we'll have a little party while we're there.- Very good.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21Lorraine, anything you want to add to that?

0:40:21 > 0:40:24- Well, you're only 30 once, so you need to...- Exactly.- ..celebrate it.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26- Yes.- Fully.- Quite so.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29Well, very, very best of luck. Three good answers on the board.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31Your first, Jimmy Nail. In this case, we looking for cast members

0:40:31 > 0:40:34from the film of The Likely Lads. Let's see if it's right,

0:40:34 > 0:40:36and if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38If it's pointless, it'll win you £1,500.

0:40:38 > 0:40:39How many people said Jimmy Nail?

0:40:43 > 0:40:46Ooh! I'm afraid an incorrect answer there.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48Only two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:40:48 > 0:40:51Your second answer was Chris Waddle. In this case, we were looking for

0:40:51 > 0:40:55the 1998 FA Cup final Newcastle United team.

0:40:55 > 0:40:57Chris Waddle, let's find out if it's right,

0:40:57 > 0:40:58then let's find out if it's pointless.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00If it's both of those things, you will win £1,500.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08Oh! I'm afraid another incorrect answer,

0:41:08 > 0:41:09which means everything is now riding on

0:41:09 > 0:41:11your third and final answer, which is Asprilla.

0:41:11 > 0:41:15Again, we were looking for players in that FA Cup final.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17Let's if it's right, let's see if it's pointless.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Asprilla for £1,500.

0:41:23 > 0:41:24Oh! I'm sorry.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27APPLAUSE

0:41:29 > 0:41:33I'm sorry. Three incorrect answers there.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35You didn't manage to find that crucial pointless answer,

0:41:35 > 0:41:37so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £1,500.

0:41:37 > 0:41:39That'll roll over on to the next show.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41A really strong performance throughout the show.

0:41:41 > 0:41:42Really loved having you on.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45You get to take home a Pointless trophy each, so very well done.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47- Thank you. - APPLAUSE

0:41:49 > 0:41:51Yeah, sorry about that.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53Jimmy Nail, obviously, is a Geordie actor, but not in that film.

0:41:53 > 0:41:56Waddle and Faustino Asprilla both played for Newcastle

0:41:56 > 0:41:57but not in that team, I'm afraid.

0:41:57 > 0:42:00Let's take a look at the pointless answers in the different categories.

0:42:00 > 0:42:01Roxy Music first.

0:42:06 > 0:42:08You could have had Both Ends Burning, Take A Chance With Me,

0:42:08 > 0:42:10The Same Old Scene. You could've had Trash.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13- Any of those ring a bell?- Yeah, most of them.- It's annoying, isn't it?

0:42:13 > 0:42:16That 60 seconds doesn't half go quickly.

0:42:16 > 0:42:19So actors in The Likely Lads. Lots of great British actors

0:42:20 > 0:42:23Linda Robson, obviously better known for Birds Of A Feather now.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26Vicki Michelle from 'Allo, 'Allo! All of those pointless answers.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29Well done if he said any of those. And the football one.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32Newcastle fans will have got all of these. John Barnes.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35Steve Howey would've been a great answer. Stuart Pearce, Warren Barton.

0:42:35 > 0:42:37You could've had Pistone,

0:42:37 > 0:42:39you could've had Andreas Andersson. I don't remember him.

0:42:39 > 0:42:42Nikolaos Dabizas. You could've had Steve Watson.

0:42:42 > 0:42:45Also Temuri Ketsbaia as well was a pointless answer.

0:42:45 > 0:42:47Very well done if you said any of those at home.

0:42:47 > 0:42:48And that's really, really unlucky.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50I mean, you did so well all the way through.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52In fact, everyone played well today, didn't they?

0:42:52 > 0:42:54And tough to have three 100s in the final,

0:42:54 > 0:42:57but you got them because you were going for it.

0:42:57 > 0:42:59Thanks very much indeed. Unfortunately, we have to say

0:42:59 > 0:43:02goodbye to you, but it's been fantastic having you on the show.

0:43:02 > 0:43:05Thank you so much for playing. Steve and Lorraine, great contestants.

0:43:07 > 0:43:09Well, sadly, Steve and Lorraine didn't win our jackpot today,

0:43:09 > 0:43:11which means it rolls over onto the next show

0:43:11 > 0:43:13when we will be playing for £2,500.

0:43:13 > 0:43:16CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:43:16 > 0:43:18Join us next time to see if someone can win it.

0:43:18 > 0:43:20- In the meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:22 > 0:43:24APPLAUSE