0:00:15 > 0:00:18APPLAUSE
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Welcome to Pointless, the game where we aim for the obscure
0:00:27 > 0:00:30and ignore the obvious. Let's meet today's players.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35And couple number one.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38I'm Shaun and this is my partner Sarah from down in Torquay.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Couple number two.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43I'm Jon, this is my brother Tom, and we're from lovely Burnham-On-Sea.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Couple number three.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45I'm Sarah, this is Dom.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48We're from Dudley and we're friends and colleagues.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50And finally, couple number four.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52I'm Martin, this is my friend Nick,
0:00:52 > 0:00:55and we're from Chapel-en-le-Frith in the High Peak of Derbyshire.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57And these are today's contestants.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Thanks very much, all of you. We'll find out more about you throughout
0:01:01 > 0:01:04the show as it goes along. That just leaves one more person
0:01:04 > 0:01:08for me to introduce, a man so clever, he once figured out
0:01:08 > 0:01:09how to set the clock on my oven.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Hiya. Hi, everybody.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Afternoon. Good afternoon to you.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- And to you.- I wonder if there's anyone in the world who genuinely
0:01:20 > 0:01:22resets the clock on their oven.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24You know when the hours go forward or back?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26I am honestly happy to be an hour out for six months.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29But when the clocks go forward again, you think, "Lovely,
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- "the time on my oven is right." - "We're back to normal."
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- It's a relief, isn't it? Are you well?- I am very well, thank you.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Excellent. Lovely show last time. We got two pairs coming back from that.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40We've got Shaun and Sarah, who got knocked out in the first round.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Shaun went for his own hometown team of Torquay United and they weren't
0:01:44 > 0:01:46as successful as he'd hoped, unfortunately.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49It's the kind of thing that happens. And there's Tom and Jon, and Tom
0:01:49 > 0:01:52is responsible for some of the money in our jackpot, gave us a pointless
0:01:52 > 0:01:55answer in the last show, so that's impressive credentials
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- to carry into this show. - Thanks very much indeed.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Well, Steve and Lorraine didn't win the jackpot last time,
0:02:00 > 0:02:04so we add another £1,000 to that, so today's jackpot starts off at...
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Remember, the pair with the highest score at the end of each
0:02:18 > 0:02:20round will be eliminated,
0:02:20 > 0:02:23so do what you can to make sure that's not your pair.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Our first category today is...
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Pop music. Can you decide in your pairs who's going first,
0:02:30 > 0:02:32who's going to go second?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39And the question concerns...
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Colourful songs. Richard.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47On each board, we're going to show you the names of seven UK hit
0:02:47 > 0:02:50singles, all of which have a colour in their title, but we've
0:02:50 > 0:02:52removed those colours, so can you tell us what they are?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Going to be 14 colours to have a go at at home,
0:02:54 > 0:02:55so very best of luck.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58What are the missing colours from these song titles?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Here's our first board of seven.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I'll read those all one last time.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Shaun, welcome back.- Thank you. - Remind us what you do.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36I'm a business development manager for injection moulders.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39That's right, and in your spare time, Shaun, what amuses
0:03:39 > 0:03:40and delights you?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Well, the little spare time we get cos we got two young kids,
0:03:43 > 0:03:48erm, to be fair, I like to sit in a room with four walls and relax.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Erm, but...- Is it crucial to have that fourth wall?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52SHAUN LAUGHS
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Yes.- OK.- Erm, but, yeah, except for that, you know,
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I like to watch a lot of TV, films...
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- I do play a lot of sport as well, so.- Good stuff.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Now, what about that board of missing colours behind me?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Yes, erm...
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I'll go for something simple to start off with,
0:04:07 > 0:04:09so I'll just pick Red Wine, Elkie Brooks.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12OK, Red Wine, says Shaun, for Elkie Brooks.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Let's see if Red Wine's right,
0:04:13 > 0:04:16let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Noooo!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- I'm afraid...- It's not Red Wine?- Not Red Wine. Sarah...
0:04:22 > 0:04:23ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Oh, man, I'm having a nightmare! - ..can't contain herself.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29I'm afraid Elkie Brooks didn't sing about red wine, though.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- That's going to cost you 100 points. - Sorry, Shaun, another Torquay United
0:04:32 > 0:04:34of an answer there, I'm afraid.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36You've got to be so careful when choosing wine, haven't you?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- Yes, of course.- Yes, you have.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40So, Tom, welcome back.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Remind us about yourself, Tom.- Erm...
0:04:43 > 0:04:47I'm 28 years old and I live in Burnham-On-Sea in Somerset.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- And you work in the world of fashion.- Work in...
0:04:49 > 0:04:54Yeah, fashion retail. I can fold a T-shirt pretty quickly.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56How many seconds? Seriously. For chefs, it's how long
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- to cook an omelette.- Like, a little technique, sort of...
0:05:00 > 0:05:04I would say less than two seconds from holding it.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07And that's a professional fold. Someone else from the fraternity,
0:05:07 > 0:05:10the sorority of fashion, would see that and know
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- that had been done properly.- For sure.- Whenever I... If ever you
0:05:14 > 0:05:16pick up a T-shirt or something in those shops, I always try
0:05:16 > 0:05:20and re-fold because I think it's polite to. But sometimes you must
0:05:20 > 0:05:24- go through piles and go, "Oof. Who's tried to fold that?"- Yeah.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Cos I'm not doing it as well as you. - Sometimes people have a go
0:05:26 > 0:05:29and it's often they... It's best they just leave it.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Sometimes you just have to buy it cos you're so embarrassed
0:05:32 > 0:05:34about not being able to fold it.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Oh, dear. Now, Tom,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Shaun has very decently taken a bit of pressure off you there.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Thank you, Shaun.- What are you going to go for on this board?
0:05:42 > 0:05:46I think I know a few, but again, I'm going to try and play it quite safe.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Mm.- And I think I'm going for Blue Monday.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Blue Monday, New Order, says Tom.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Let's see if that's right, Blue Monday. How many people said 'blue'?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Well, it's right.
0:06:01 > 0:06:0360.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05It's a whole lot better than 100.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Yeah, very good answer.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11It comes from a quote, or an illustration,
0:06:11 > 0:06:14in Breakfast Of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Goodbye Blue Monday.- Thank you very much indeed. Now, Dom,
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- welcome to Pointless.- Thank you. - Great to have you here.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- What do you do, Dom?- I'm an admin assistant for the council.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- For the council up in Dudley?- Yes.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Can I ask which department of the council?- No.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- I'm too embarrassed. - Oh, you're too embarrassed.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- They haven't forbidden you.- No.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Oh, we've got to play a game of what department is it, then.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35LAUGHTER
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- So, what would you be embarrassed about?- Parking.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Parking?- Maybe.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42LAUGHTER
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Oh, Dom, I'm sorry. Dom, what are your interests?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48I like to go and see a lot of live music, mainly.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- I like to go and see bands. - Who's your favourite band?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Alter Bridge.- Alter Bridge.- Mm. - Alter Bridge.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Have you heard of Alter Bridge?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- They sound sort of quite goth-y. - Yeah, I'm thinking...
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- Is it 'alter' with an 'A'?- Not gothic, no. Metal...maybe.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Mee-yah.- Goth-metal. Sisters Of Mercy, that sort.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08In our day, that would've been called gothic-metal.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Dom, what are you going to go for on this board?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12I'm going to go with one of my favourites,
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- which is Jimi Hendrix and Purple Haze.- Purple Haze, says Dom.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Let's see if that's right,
0:07:17 > 0:07:19let's see how many of our 100 said Purple Haze.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23It's absolutely right. Well, 60...
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Ooh, jee-yah!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I was about to say, 60's our high score.
0:07:28 > 0:07:3073. Still, a correct answer.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32It is a correct answer, yeah, but a big score.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Everyone in the Midlands loves metal, don't they?
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Heavy metal is huge in the Midlands, always has been, for years.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39There we are. Thanks very much indeed.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Now, Martin, welcome to the show. - Thank you.- Great to have you here.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47- From Chapel in the Firth? - No, Chapel-en-le-Frith.- Chapel...
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- The old Norman... - On-le-Frith?- Yeah.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Chapel in the clearing in the woods. - So, we'll know how to find it.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54That's great.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56LAUGHTER
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- Martin, what do you do at Chapel-en-le-Frith?- Currently...
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I retired from the police four and a half years ago
0:08:02 > 0:08:06and I now sort of volunteer for Derbyshire Wildlife Trust.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11I've learnt to church bell ring in the last four years.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- That's interesting. So, weddings and festivals.- Yeah, we do weddings.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16We've done... Yeah.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20We rang for the Jubilee a couple of years back, for the Olympics...
0:08:20 > 0:08:22OK, so, Martin, what are you going to go for?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- This board is all yours, so feel free to talk us through it.- Right.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30It's 99 Red Balloons, it's Brown Sugar, it's White Riot,
0:08:30 > 0:08:33but the one I'm going to go for sounds a lot less palatable
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- than the one that Shaun mentioned. It's Lilac Wine.- Lilac Wine.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Lilac Wine. Is it right and, if it is, how many people said it?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47It is absolutely right, of course.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Wow. There we are. Eight.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Very authoritative score there on the far podium.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- Very well done, Martin. - Great answer, Martin. Well played.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03There's a couple of very interesting covers.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Jeff Buckley does a cover of it,
0:09:04 > 0:09:07which is as beautiful as you'd imagine. It's a really lovely song.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11But Miley Cyrus does a surprisingly good cover version of it as well.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14You know, if you like that sort of thing. Let's have a look at the rest.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17You went through very nicely apart from one of them there,
0:09:17 > 0:09:20which is the hardest one. 99 Red Balloons, exactly right.
0:09:20 > 0:09:2484 points for that. That's a big score. Brown Sugar by The Stones.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31Would've scored you 63. The Clash, it was White Riot, as you say.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Would've scored you 20. You absolutely picked the best one
0:09:33 > 0:09:36of the ones you knew. But the best answer up there,
0:09:36 > 0:09:38it is Crimson And Clover
0:09:38 > 0:09:41by Joan Jett And The Blackhearts, and would've scored you seven points.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores
0:09:44 > 0:09:46as they stand. Eight, well done indeed, Martin.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48That puts you and Nick in a very strong position.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Then way up to 60, where we find Tom and Jon.
0:09:51 > 0:09:5373, Dom and Sarah M.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Up to 100, Shaun and Sarah P.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58So, Sarah P, who knows what's going to happen in the next pass?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01What we very definitely need from you is a low score.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Best of luck. Going back down the line now. Can the second players
0:10:04 > 0:10:06please step up to the podium?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10OK, so let's put seven more songs up on the board
0:10:10 > 0:10:13and here they are without their colours.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28I'll read those one last time.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Nick, remember, we are looking for the missing colour from these song
0:10:45 > 0:10:48titles and you're going to try and fine the one you think the fewest
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- of our 100 people knew. Nick, welcome.- Thank you.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52And what do you do up there in...?
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Hang on a minute... On-le-Frith? Erm...
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Chapel.- Chapel-on-le Frith. - I'm retired.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- What did you used to do? - I used to be a civil servant.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05In that area, in Derbyshire?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08I worked at Manchester airport and then I went to work abroad.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11So, you were on Border Control, does that mean, or...?
0:11:11 > 0:11:12That's right, yes, I was.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14And what do you do now with your retirement?
0:11:14 > 0:11:18I do volunteer work for National Trust, Lyme Park stately home
0:11:18 > 0:11:22nearby. I do volunteer driving, I'm a befriender, I belong to a choir...
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Nick, there you are. You're on eight, thanks to Martin's excellent
0:11:25 > 0:11:28answer in the first pass. If you can score 91 or less,
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- you are definitely into Round Two. - OK.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34I'd like to got for Harry Belafonte and Scarlet Ribbons.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Scarlet Ribbons, says Nick.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37There's your scarlet ribbon.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Let's see if that's right,
0:11:38 > 0:11:41let's see how many people said Scarlet Ribbons.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45It's right and you're through.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52That's a great answer.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Very well done indeed, Nick. Three for Scarlet Ribbons,
0:11:55 > 0:11:57taking your total up to 11,
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- the lowest total of the round, I can say.- Yeah, very well done.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Another song that's been covered many times, Scarlet Ribbons.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Thanks very much indeed. Now, then, Sarah M,
0:12:05 > 0:12:08welcome to the show. Lovely to have you here.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09What do you do, Sarah?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I work with Dom in parking.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Oh, well, that cat's out the bag now, isn't it?
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Do you answer the phones at all?
0:12:16 > 0:12:17HE GASPS
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Ooh.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Are you trained in calming people down?- We are, yeah.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26- And how successful are you generally?- 99% of the time, I think.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Sarah, what are your interests aside from parking?
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Same as Dom,
0:12:30 > 0:12:33we go to the same gigs together, and I like watching films and sport.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Do you have the same taste in music as Dom? Who's your favourite band?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Avenged Sevenfold.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41- See, we do like Avenged Sevenfold. - We do!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Because they were an answer the other day
0:12:43 > 0:12:45and Xander was very excited about the name.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47I think it's a brilliant name, isn't it?
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Avenged Sevenfold.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50How many folds do you do in a T-shirt, Tom?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Is it seven, more or less? - You can't do seven.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57- Well, there could be voom, voomp and maybe a...- Oh, yeah, I suppose.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01- Three.- Three.- T-shirt, threefold, Avenged Sevenfold.
0:13:01 > 0:13:06Avenged is winning. Sarah, what are you going to go for? You're on 73.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08The high scorers are Sarah P and Shaun on 100,
0:13:08 > 0:13:12so 26 or less gets you into the next round for sure.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16I think I'm going to for the bottom one - Black And Gold, Sam Sparro.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Black And Gold, says Sarah M, for Sam Sparro. There's your red line.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Get below that, you are through to the next round.
0:13:31 > 0:13:3357.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Might be enough to see you through. Who knows? 130 is your total.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39That's a big score, I think, for that song.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42He's an Australian singer and producer, Sam Sparro.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45It was a huge hit, and quite recent, I suppose.
0:13:46 > 0:13:51- Well, thanks very much indeed. Now, Jon, welcome back.- Thank you.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54We discovered last time that you work in hairdressing.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Gentlemen's and ladies' hairdressing.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58How big is your hairdresser's shop?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01It's an old Victorian building that's been converted,
0:14:01 > 0:14:03it's actually a really nice building.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05We've still got all the rooms, so we do colours upstairs,
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- we've got a washroom, reception, yeah.- Do you do shaves?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10We don't do shaves, no.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Sorry. Well...
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- I could try, but... - LAUGHTER
0:14:13 > 0:14:14It's fun, though.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I've only ever had it done once before, but it was brilliant.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- Mmm.- You get lots of flannels, hot towels.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21They teach you to shave on a balloon.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24They put shaving cream on a balloon and you have to not pop the balloon.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26When you get the cream off without popping it,
0:14:26 > 0:14:27that's how they teach you.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- The person who shaved me wouldn't have passed that test! - LAUGHTER
0:14:30 > 0:14:34But anyway, it was still nice, it was a good experience.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Jon, and your interests aside from hair?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Erm...
0:14:39 > 0:14:43Football and film, I'd say are the two good ones.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- OK, and how are we feeling about this board?- Not good.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- OK.- There was only two that I know and one of them's gone.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52The other one's going to be quite a high answer, I'm thinking.
0:14:52 > 0:14:5569 or less is what you need to score.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59I'm going to go for, cos I've heard it sung at the football
0:14:59 > 0:15:01a fair few times, Hi Ho Silver Lining.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Silver Lining. Silver Lining, says Jon. Let's see if that's right,
0:15:05 > 0:15:07and if it is, how many of our 100 people said Silver.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09There is your red line.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12It's right.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Ooh, 87, Jon.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17APPLAUSE
0:15:17 > 0:15:2187 takes your total up to 147.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23That's a really big score. You're quite right,
0:15:23 > 0:15:25quite often sung at the football.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Any player or team with four syllables fits in very
0:15:27 > 0:15:30nicely to the Silver Lining bit of it.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Thanks very much indeed. Now then, Sarah P...
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Mmm...
0:15:35 > 0:15:37- Remind us what you do.- I'm a nurse.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- And also pretty full-time mum.- Yes.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Two young children. - Very young, yeah.- Yes.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46What are your interests aside? Do they take in songs
0:15:46 > 0:15:49with colours in their titles?
0:15:49 > 0:15:50- Not these songs!- No...
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Erm...
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Yeah.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Well, if it helps, you want to be scoring 46 or less.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59I'm going to go with...
0:15:59 > 0:16:01a guess...
0:16:01 > 0:16:04with Fade To Grey.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Fade to Grey for Visage.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Fade To Grey, says Sarah. There's your red line.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11If you get below that with Fade To Grey, you're into Round Two.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Let's see how many of our 100 people said Fade To Grey.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18It's right.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23And you go through, just! Look at that, 43!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25APPLAUSE
0:16:25 > 0:16:26143 your total there.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Jon and Tom on their way out, that's a shocking Round One, isn't it?
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Very well played, Fade To Grey.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Must have been somewhere in your head because it'd be a random one to guess at.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Somewhere in the back of your head, you knew Fade To Grey.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Now, there's Red Dress by the Sugababes.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Would have scored you 61.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Another big scorer for the Psychedelic Furs, Pretty In...
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Pink?- Absolutely, yeah, big scorer.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Again, lots of big scorers on this board. 73 points.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57A low scorer here, though, and a beautiful song,
0:16:57 > 0:16:59A Pair Of Brown Eyes by The Pogues...
0:16:59 > 0:17:01would have scored you 10 points.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04So Scarlet is the best answer on that board, very well played.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Thanks very much. So at the end of our first round,
0:17:06 > 0:17:09the pair heading home with their high score of 147,
0:17:09 > 0:17:10I'm so sorry, Jon and Tom.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Oh, very much against the grain, I think.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16It's really sad to be saying goodbye to you far too soon.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18I'm sure you had a lot more Pointless in you,
0:17:18 > 0:17:20but I'm afraid that...
0:17:20 > 0:17:22That's the end of the road for you I'm afraid, Jon and Tom.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23We have to say goodbye.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Great to have you on both shows. Thanks for playing, Jon and Tom.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28APPLAUSE
0:17:28 > 0:17:31But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38And so three pairs remain.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41At the end of this round, we'll have to say goodbye to another pair.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Nick and Martin, very well done.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Lowest individual scorers in that round and,
0:17:45 > 0:17:47of course, lowest combined score.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Dom and Sarah, quite a lot higher score than them,
0:17:50 > 0:17:55but still not our highest score by any means because Shaun...
0:17:55 > 0:17:57I think it's my duty to tell you,
0:17:57 > 0:17:59you've given two answers on Pointless...
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Both of which have scored 100.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- LAUGHTER - Yes, indeed.- Yeah.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05- I think time to step up to the plate, Shaun.- Very true.- OK.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Well, best of luck to all three pairs.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Our category for Round Two today is...
0:18:12 > 0:18:14World Geography, Shaun.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- LAUGHTER - Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:18:16 > 0:18:18who's going to go second?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21And whoever's going first, step up to the podium.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...
0:18:29 > 0:18:33As many countries on the same longitude as the UK as they could.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Countries on the same longitude as the UK.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Yeah, it's an interesting one, this. You have to picture something in your mind.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43You're looking for any country which has any part of its mainland territory
0:18:43 > 0:18:46due south of the UK, due south of any part of the UK.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Any country of the world, and as always, by "country"
0:18:49 > 0:18:51we mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN in its own right.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55- Very best of luck. - Thanks very much indeed. So, yes.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Countries on the same longitude as the UK.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Er, Shaun?
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Yeah, geography's not my strongest point.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- LAUGHTER - Ah!- So...
0:19:04 > 0:19:06I'm going to have to come up with something there.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Right, OK... Erm...
0:19:11 > 0:19:12I'll pick...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Paraguay.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18SARAH P CHUCKLES
0:19:18 > 0:19:20LAUGHTER
0:19:20 > 0:19:23ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:19:24 > 0:19:26I love watching your face
0:19:26 > 0:19:28when Shaun gives an answer!
0:19:28 > 0:19:30LAUGHTER
0:19:30 > 0:19:32It's the way you look away to the side!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Er, Paraguay.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Maybe I shouldn't have tried to go for a low one.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40LAUGHTER
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Maybe, maybe.- Paraguay. Well, maybe. - Maybe.- Listen, it's a country.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- LAUGHTER - Exactly.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Erm... Let's find out if it...
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- HE LAUGHS - ..if it's right. Paraguay.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54HE CHUCKLES
0:19:54 > 0:19:55No.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57LAUGHTER
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- APPLAUSE - Oh, Shaun, good on you.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03300 and counting!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- That... - LAUGHTER
0:20:05 > 0:20:07That scores you 100 points, Shaun.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Yeah, if you get on a plane in the UK and fly directly south,
0:20:10 > 0:20:12and then you get off in Paraguay, while you've been up in the air,
0:20:12 > 0:20:15something terrible has happened to the Earth.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Something genuinely awful.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20It's... It's not due south, I'm sorry.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Thank you very much indeed.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Now, Sarah M.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27I have no idea. Erm...
0:20:27 > 0:20:30South Africa?
0:20:30 > 0:20:31South Africa.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33South Africa, says Sarah M.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Let's see if it's right,
0:20:35 > 0:20:37and if it is, how many of our 100 people said South Africa.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42No...
0:20:42 > 0:20:45I'm afraid not correct. Scores you 100 points.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Yeah, sorry. It's better than Paraguay, I'll give you that. LAUGHTER
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- But not a correct answer, I'm afraid. - Thanks very much indeed.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Now, Martin...
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Over to you.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Yes, very tricky.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Erm...
0:20:58 > 0:21:00MARTIN SIGHS
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Er, I think I'm going to try Ghana.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Ghana, says Martin.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Ghana.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11It's right.
0:21:11 > 0:21:16Well done, Martin, Ghana is absolutely right.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Down we go...
0:21:17 > 0:21:18to four, good answer.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20APPLAUSE
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Great score.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25That's a terrific answer, Martin, very well played.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Used to be called Ghana-en-le-Frith.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28LAUGHTER
0:21:28 > 0:21:30So it did.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Thanks very much indeed, Richard. We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Four, Martin, very well done.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Martin and Nick once again looking pretty strong at this point.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Then Sarah M and Dom and Shaun and Sarah P are tied on 100.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45So yes, Dom and Sarah P,
0:21:45 > 0:21:47it's going to be between the pair of you, best of luck with that.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Remember, we're looking for any country
0:21:56 > 0:21:58that's on the same longitude as the UK.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59So, Nick,
0:21:59 > 0:22:01what are you going to go for?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04I'm also going to go for a country in Africa, which I hope is right,
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- and that's Libya.- Libya, says Nick.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Let's see how far down the column you get with that.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11There's your red line, nice and high.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Bad luck, not Libya.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19That's going to score you 100 points, takes your total up to 104.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Yeah, Libya's sort of on the same longitude as South Africa, really,
0:22:22 > 0:22:25just at the top of the continent.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now then, Dom.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Dom...
0:22:30 > 0:22:32- How good is your world geography? - Er...
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- Not good. - Is this going to be a case of
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- just pin the tail on the donkey, do we think?- Yeah.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- I'm going to go for Belgium. - Belgium...
0:22:40 > 0:22:46- Yeah.- ..says Dom. Belgium. Here's your red line - quite low.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48You want to be scoring three or less.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Let's see how many said Belgium, is it right?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55No...
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Belgium is an incorrect answer, 100 points,
0:22:57 > 0:22:59takes your total up to 200.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Sorry, Dom, that is as close as you can be while still being wrong,
0:23:02 > 0:23:05though, I have to say. It's literally just...
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Just off the edge.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09OK, now, Sarah P,
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- it comes down to you.- OK.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14You have a target, 99 or less.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18- SHE EXHALES - Nice high score.- OK.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Essentially, just has to be right.- OK.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23I'm going to go with France.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25LAUGHTER
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Sarah P has gone with France. Hasn't gone to South America.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Has just gone with France.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36There is your red line. Let's see if it's right.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Let's see if you can get below that red line with France.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Yes!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Very well done indeed, 70.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- Fine. - APPLAUSE
0:23:48 > 0:23:50170 is your total.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51You are in the head-to-head.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Well done, Sarah. That's the way to do it.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Blimey, Shaun, you're in a head-to-head!
0:23:57 > 0:23:59LAUGHTER
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- You wouldn't believe it, would you? - How about this?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- Lovely to have you there.- Yeah!
0:24:04 > 0:24:08There's only one pointless answer and that's Liberia. Terrific answer if you said that.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11You would have got one for Mauritania, Burkina Faso and Benin.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14You would have got two for Togo, three for Guinea,
0:24:14 > 0:24:17four for Niger, and Ghana, seven for Cote D'Ivoire,
0:24:17 > 0:24:20ten for Mali and Algeria, and 25 for Morocco.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22But there's two low scorers that aren't in Africa -
0:24:22 > 0:24:25one is Andorra, which would have scored you three.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27And there's one very, very obvious answer,
0:24:27 > 0:24:30cos obviously it's any part of the UK you can be south of -
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Republic of Ireland would have scored you two points.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34How about that for an answer?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Brilliant.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41So at the end of our second round, the pair heading home
0:24:41 > 0:24:43with their high score of 200, I'm afraid it's Dom and Sarah M.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Well, that was a very tough round.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49- Yeah, geography's not... - The Republic of Ireland!
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- Sounds easy now.- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52But, yes, it evaded our 100 as well.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54See you again next time, we look forward to that,
0:24:54 > 0:24:57but meantime, thanks for playing, Dom and Sarah.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58APPLAUSE
0:25:00 > 0:25:03For the remaining two pairs, it's time for our head-to-head.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Congratulations Nick and Martin, Shaun and Sarah,
0:25:10 > 0:25:12you're now one step closer to the final
0:25:12 > 0:25:14and a chance to play for the jackpot,
0:25:14 > 0:25:17which currently stands at £2,500.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19APPLAUSE
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Well, Nick and Martin, very well done.
0:25:22 > 0:25:23You haven't really put a foot wrong.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25I suppose Libya was the only misstep thus far.
0:25:25 > 0:25:30But our low scorers in every single round, so very, very well done.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Sarah, very well done to you, some great scoring...
0:25:32 > 0:25:35I mean, some heroic lifting from you...
0:25:35 > 0:25:36APPLAUSE
0:25:36 > 0:25:38- ..I have to say.- I know.
0:25:38 > 0:25:43And, Shaun, you are in a personal 300 Club all of your very own!
0:25:43 > 0:25:44LAUGHTER
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Listen, you might get a right answer now.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49You can confer with Sarah, it's going to be amazing.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51- LAUGHTER - Exactly.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Very, very best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...
0:26:07 > 0:26:09TV Tonys, Richard.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11We're going to show you five TV characters called Tony.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13We need you to tell us the name of the programme
0:26:13 > 0:26:15they first appeared in, please.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17OK, thanks. Let's reveal our Tonys and here they come.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19We've got...
0:26:44 > 0:26:45There we are, five Tonys.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49Nick and Martin, you are our low scorers, so you will go first.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Feel free to confer.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- Is that...? - MARTIN LAUGHS
0:26:53 > 0:26:56We'd like to go for D, which is Taxi.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57D, Taxi.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Now then, Shaun and Sarah, do you want to talk us through that board?
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Erm...
0:27:03 > 0:27:06E is from The Bill.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08C, Tony from Men Behaving Badly.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11B from Hollyoaks and A from 24.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14I think we're going to go with 24, A.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17A, 24. So we have Taxi and we have 24.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Nick and Martin went for Taxi.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Let's see if that's right and how many people said Taxi.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25It's right.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32That's a good answer. Look at that, 11. Very well done indeed.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34APPLAUSE
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Lovely low score for Taxi.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42Shaun and Sarah P have gone for 24.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Let's see if that's right for A and, if it is,
0:27:44 > 0:27:46how many of our 100 people said 24.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50It's right.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Oh, it's going to be close...
0:27:55 > 0:27:59And it wins the point! Look at that, six for 24. Very well done indeed.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02APPLAUSE
0:28:02 > 0:28:06Which means, Shaun and Sarah, after one question, you are up 1-0.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Yeah, best two answers on the board there. Well played, both teams.
0:28:09 > 0:28:10Sarah, was that yours or Shaun's?
0:28:10 > 0:28:11- Mine.- Have a guess!
0:28:11 > 0:28:13LAUGHTER
0:28:13 > 0:28:16You know what, Shaun? You can judge a man by many things in this world,
0:28:16 > 0:28:19but one thing you should always judge a person on is their choice of partner
0:28:19 > 0:28:21and you've done very, very well.
0:28:21 > 0:28:22- LAUGHTER - Exactly.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26B, you're right, was Hollyoaks.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Would have scored you 32.
0:28:30 > 0:28:34C, of course, Neil Morrissey as Tony Smart in Men Behaving Badly,
0:28:34 > 0:28:39would have scored 52, and then Graham Cole as PC Tony Stamp in The Bill.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Would have scored you 65.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45Thank you very much indeed. So here comes your second question.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49Nick and Martin, you have to win this to stay in the game, so best of luck. It concerns...
0:28:53 > 0:28:55Books Written By Politicians, Richard.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59Yeah, five diaries, autobiographies and memoirs here by various politicians.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02We've given you their initials after the book title. Can you tell us who they are, please?
0:29:02 > 0:29:06OK, let's reveal our five books by politicians and here they come.
0:29:06 > 0:29:07We have got...
0:29:21 > 0:29:22I'll read those one last time.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39Shaun and Sarah, you will go first.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41This isn't...
0:29:41 > 0:29:44Yeah, it's not really our strongest subject, not that many are mine.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46- LAUGHTER - Erm...so...
0:29:46 > 0:29:50Yeah, we'll have to take the simple one, the Jeffrey Archer one.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52So A Prison Diary: Volume I.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54You're going to go for Jeffrey Archer. OK.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56Now, Nick and Martin, over to you.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00Talk us through the whole board.
0:30:00 > 0:30:03Well, going from the bottom, A Journey is Tony Blair.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06Free Radical we think is Vince Cable.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09Can't think of The Third Man, I'm sure it's someone obvious.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11But we're going to go for The Course Of My Life,
0:30:11 > 0:30:13which I think is Edward Heath.
0:30:13 > 0:30:14Edward Heath.
0:30:14 > 0:30:16So we have Jeffrey Archer and Edward Heath.
0:30:16 > 0:30:20Shaun and Sarah said Jeffrey Archer. Let's see if it's right and, if it is, how many people said it.
0:30:29 > 0:30:3030.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32APPLAUSE
0:30:34 > 0:30:3530 for Jeffrey Archer.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38Now, Nick and Martin have gone for Edward Heath.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said that.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45It's right.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Well done, wins you the point, you've broken back, 14.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54APPLAUSE
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Which means, after two questions, it's 1-1.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58Yeah, well played.
0:30:58 > 0:31:01You knew two of the others. Tony Blair is the one at the bottom -
0:31:01 > 0:31:05big scorer, though - he would have scored you 42.
0:31:05 > 0:31:06It is Vince Cable, Free Radical,
0:31:06 > 0:31:08would have been a great score as well -
0:31:08 > 0:31:10you'd have got five for it. And you do know the top one.
0:31:10 > 0:31:14If the first and second men are Blair and Brown, The Third Man is..?
0:31:14 > 0:31:15- Mandelson.- Peter Mandelson, yeah.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19- And would have scored you 11. - And there we are.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21Thank you very much indeed. So here comes your third question.
0:31:21 > 0:31:26Whoever wins this goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot. It concerns...
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Actors In Film Adaptations Of Shakespeare, Richard.
0:31:32 > 0:31:36We're going to show you the names of five characters in film adaptations of Shakespeare.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39You need to tell us the name of the actor who played these roles, please.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41OK, thanks very much indeed.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44So let's reveal our five characters and here they come.
0:32:01 > 0:32:02I'll read all those one last time.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17Now, Nick and Martin, you will go first this time.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24Erm, yeah. Henry V, 1944, we think is Laurence Olivier.
0:32:24 > 0:32:27Laurence Olivier, say Nick and Martin, for Henry V.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29Now, Shaun and Sarah, the board's all yours,
0:32:29 > 0:32:32do you want to talk us through it?
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Richard III was, erm...
0:32:34 > 0:32:35Kenneth Branagh.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38Romeo is Leonardo DiCaprio.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41And then Shylock...
0:32:41 > 0:32:44I'm thinking it might be Robert De Niro.
0:32:44 > 0:32:48- What if...? That might not be... - Might not be right.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51Oh... I think we just go... Richard III, Kenneth Branagh.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53All right.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55- BOTH:- Richard III, Kenneth Branagh.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57OK, Kenneth Branagh, say Shaun and Sarah.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59So we have Laurence Olivier and Kenneth Branagh.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01Nick and Martin said Laurence Olivier,
0:33:01 > 0:33:03let's see if that's right for Henry V, 1944.
0:33:06 > 0:33:07It's right.
0:33:12 > 0:33:1417.
0:33:14 > 0:33:15APPLAUSE
0:33:17 > 0:33:1917 for Laurence Olivier.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22Now then, Shaun and Sarah have said Kenneth Branagh
0:33:22 > 0:33:25for Richard III, 1995.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Let's see if it's right and, if it is,
0:33:27 > 0:33:29how many of our 100 people said Kenneth Branagh.
0:33:31 > 0:33:32No...
0:33:32 > 0:33:35I'm afraid it's not Kenneth Branagh, which means, Nick and Martin,
0:33:35 > 0:33:38after three questions, you're through to the final 2-1.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41Yeah, well played, Nick and Martin. Sorry, Sarah and Shaun.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44I have to say, Sarah, of anyone who's never got to the jackpot round,
0:33:44 > 0:33:47I think you deserve a Pointless trophy more than... LAUGHTER
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Ian McKellen was Richard III.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51Would have scored eight.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54And if you'd gone for Robert De Niro for Shylock,
0:33:54 > 0:33:58- it's not a million miles away either, it's the other one, Al Pacino.- Yeah.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Would have been three points, as well.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02Would have seen you into the final.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06Rome was Leonardo DiCaprio, as you said, but would have scored you 42.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09- And Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing...- Emma Thompson.
0:34:09 > 0:34:13Emma Thompson, yeah, and she would have scored 11.
0:34:13 > 0:34:14Thanks very much, Richard.
0:34:14 > 0:34:18So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round, I'm so sorry, Shaun and Sarah.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20You've done very, very well.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23I know we've teased you a lot, Shaun, but...
0:34:23 > 0:34:25- With reason, but... - LAUGHTER
0:34:25 > 0:34:26- Do you know what? - It's all part of the fun.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Well, you've been very gracious
0:34:28 > 0:34:31and very good at sending yourself up, so...
0:34:31 > 0:34:32That's nice.
0:34:32 > 0:34:36Thank you so much for playing. It's been great having you on the show. Thanks, Shaun and Sarah.
0:34:36 > 0:34:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:34:40 > 0:34:43But for Nick and Martin, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49Congratulations, Nick and Martin, you've seen off all the competition
0:34:49 > 0:34:51and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:34:59 > 0:35:03and, at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,500.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05APPLAUSE
0:35:07 > 0:35:08Well, you've done very well.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10Great performance throughout the show.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13Only one blot on your copybook and that was Libya
0:35:13 > 0:35:15but, apart from that, absolutely fantastic.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18What would you like to see come up in this last round?
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Progressive rock music from the '70s and '80s.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23LAUGHTER
0:35:23 > 0:35:26Nothing too specific, but Yes albums would be great.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28OK, very good. Nick?
0:35:28 > 0:35:30Something to do with the arts or literature,
0:35:30 > 0:35:33or perhaps the history of Leyton Orient Football Club.
0:35:33 > 0:35:35LAUGHTER
0:35:35 > 0:35:37Very good indeed. OK, well, best of luck.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40As you know, you get to choose your category from the four we put on the board.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Let's hope there's something
0:35:42 > 0:35:45you like the look of in today's choice. We've got...
0:35:50 > 0:35:51So...
0:35:51 > 0:35:54- Were you alive in the '20s? - No, not quite, no.
0:35:54 > 0:35:55THEY LAUGH
0:35:55 > 0:35:57We're thinking Cult Directors.
0:35:57 > 0:36:01- Cult Directors.- Yeah.- OK, that's what it's going to be. Richard?
0:36:01 > 0:36:03OK, I know some people at home will love this.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06We're looking for three films by three very good directors.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08We're looking for any feature film made for cinema release
0:36:08 > 0:36:11for which Kevin Smith has received a director's credit,
0:36:11 > 0:36:14for which Pedro Almodovar has received a directing credit,
0:36:14 > 0:36:18or for which Michel Gondry has received a directing credit.
0:36:18 > 0:36:19We were talking about him last show.
0:36:19 > 0:36:23Any feature film made for cinema release up to January 2014
0:36:23 > 0:36:27directed by Kevin Smith, Pedro Almodovar or Michel Gondry,
0:36:27 > 0:36:30and that's up to January 2014.
0:36:30 > 0:36:31Thanks very much indeed.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:36:34 > 0:36:38All you need to win that jackpot is for just one of your answers to be pointless.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40- Are you ready?- Right.- OK.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44There they are. Your time starts now.
0:36:44 > 0:36:50- Right, there's Tambien something... That's Pedro Almodovar.- OK.
0:36:50 > 0:36:55- Tambien... "And My Mother Came Too," I think it's...- OK.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57- Erm, Michel Gondry... - I don't know at all.
0:36:57 > 0:37:01Is that the one with Julie Delpy?
0:37:01 > 0:37:04- Oh, that one, yes. - Do you know what it's called?
0:37:04 > 0:37:06- Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke.- Yeah. - What are they called?
0:37:06 > 0:37:10- It's like...- Yes, they've made three films, haven't they?- Er...
0:37:10 > 0:37:14- Do you know what any of them are called?- No, I don't. Kevin Smith, I don't know at all.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17- I've never heard of Kevin Smith, no.- Almodovar.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20- Erm...- Wasn't something like Labyrinth, was it?
0:37:20 > 0:37:24I'm thinking Labyrinth was the other one, the Spanish film, wasn't it?
0:37:24 > 0:37:27- Well, that's the one I'm thinking of.- Is it?
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Tambien...
0:37:29 > 0:37:33What's the Spanish for "too"?
0:37:33 > 0:37:35It's...
0:37:35 > 0:37:37- INDISTINCT SPEECH - Dos...- Tambien...
0:37:37 > 0:37:40THEY LAUGH
0:37:40 > 0:37:42What's the Julie Delpy film?
0:37:43 > 0:37:47OK, that is your time up. I now need your three answers.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50- Kevin Smith we've never heard of. - Mmm.
0:37:50 > 0:37:55Pedro Almodovar, I think that's Y Mu... Tambien...
0:37:55 > 0:37:58"And My Mother Came Too."
0:37:58 > 0:38:00And Mother Came Too?
0:38:00 > 0:38:01We can't...
0:38:01 > 0:38:04I can't think of the Michel Gondry ones with Julie Delpy in.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06It's probably not her anyway, but...
0:38:06 > 0:38:08So we're just going to have to make up a couple.
0:38:08 > 0:38:11- Labyrinth, Nick said for Pedro Almodovar.- OK, Labyrinth.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14Kevin Smith must have written a very...
0:38:14 > 0:38:17An Average Day In The Life Of Chapel-en-le-Frith Male Voice Choir
0:38:17 > 0:38:19- cos I haven't mentioned them yet... - LAUGHTER
0:38:19 > 0:38:22And if I don't mention them, at some point, the guys will kill me when I get home.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25- An Average Day In The Life Of... - Chapel-en-le-Frith Male Voice Choir.
0:38:25 > 0:38:30An Average Day In The Life Of Chapel-en-le-Frith Male Voice Choir...
0:38:30 > 0:38:32- Please. If you can say that a few more times. - LAUGHTER
0:38:32 > 0:38:35..by Kevin Smith. Of those three...
0:38:35 > 0:38:36LAUGHTER
0:38:36 > 0:38:39..which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Let's put Chapel-en-le-Frith first.
0:38:41 > 0:38:44What order do you want the other two to go? Which do you think is your best shot?
0:38:44 > 0:38:49- Well, the best... And Mother Came Too is...- We'll put it last. - ..pretty certain.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52- OK.- Labyrinth... - And Labyrinth in the middle.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54OK, let's put those on the board in that order
0:38:54 > 0:38:55and here they are. We have got...
0:39:04 > 0:39:07Well, one of those answers might be a very good answer
0:39:07 > 0:39:09and might win you that jackpot.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12What would you do? £2,500.
0:39:12 > 0:39:13Nick?
0:39:13 > 0:39:17I think I'd probably try and persuade my wife to go on a cruise.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19That would be nice. Where would you like to go?
0:39:19 > 0:39:21- Erm...- Maybe that'll be up to her.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24- Yes.- Maybe that's how you persuade her.- That's right.- Yeah.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26Martin?
0:39:26 > 0:39:28Erm...
0:39:28 > 0:39:30A sporting occasion, maybe,
0:39:30 > 0:39:32with the amount of money we've got,
0:39:32 > 0:39:35or a trip to New Zealand, Canada and...
0:39:35 > 0:39:38Helping daughter and son-in-law with their purchase of a house.
0:39:38 > 0:39:40Very good. OK, best of luck.
0:39:40 > 0:39:44Your first answer was An Average Day In The Life Of Chapel-en-le-Frith Male Voice Choir.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46In this case, we were looking for a Kevin Smith film.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49Looking quite hard for one, I think.
0:39:49 > 0:39:51Let's find out if it's...
0:39:51 > 0:39:53Let's find out if it's right, for £2,500.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59LAUGHTER
0:39:59 > 0:40:02It's hilarious. We were all looking up at the tower.
0:40:02 > 0:40:03LAUGHTER
0:40:03 > 0:40:07Guys, I'll explain why that was a wrong answer at the end of the...
0:40:07 > 0:40:09Unfortunately not a pointless answer,
0:40:09 > 0:40:10so only two more shots at today's jackpot.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13We now move onto slightly firmer ground.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16Labyrinth. In this case, we were looking for Pedro Almodovar -
0:40:16 > 0:40:19a film by him. And let's see if that's right.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21And if it is, how many people said it, for £2,500?
0:40:21 > 0:40:23Is it pointless?
0:40:26 > 0:40:28Oh, I'm afraid...
0:40:28 > 0:40:29Not Labyrinth,
0:40:29 > 0:40:32which means you only have one more shot at today's jackpot.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35Everything's now riding on your third and final answer - And Mother Came Too.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39Again, we're looking for Pedro Almodovar films.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42Let's see if this is right. Let's see how many people said it.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44If it's pointless, it wins you £2,500.
0:40:44 > 0:40:45And Mother Came Too.
0:40:48 > 0:40:52Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm afraid another incorrect answer.
0:40:52 > 0:40:54APPLAUSE
0:40:54 > 0:40:58Well, a game attempt is what I'm going to call that, Nick and Martin.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01But I'm afraid you didn't manage to find that crucial pointless answer,
0:41:01 > 0:41:04so you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500 - that will roll over onto the next show.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06But we've really enjoyed having you
0:41:06 > 0:41:08and this last round particularly has been enormous fun.
0:41:08 > 0:41:12You get a Pointless trophy to take back to Chapel-en-le-Frith, so there we are.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14- Very well done. - APPLAUSE
0:41:17 > 0:41:19Yeah, the film you're thinking of there at the end
0:41:19 > 0:41:23is Y Tu Mama Tambien, which would translate as And Your Mother Too,
0:41:23 > 0:41:24but do you know who directed that?
0:41:24 > 0:41:28Alfonso Cuaron, who went on to direct Gravity, amongst many other things.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30It's a terrific film, Y Tu Mama Tambien, though.
0:41:30 > 0:41:33It's quite gritty, but it's very good.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Labyrinth is a Jim Henson film, but there's Pan's Labyrinth,
0:41:35 > 0:41:37which was Guillermo Del Toro,
0:41:37 > 0:41:39which might be the one you were thinking of.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Er, and, er...
0:41:41 > 0:41:42Your other one,
0:41:42 > 0:41:46An Average Day In The Life Of Chapel-en-le-Frith Male Voice Choir,
0:41:46 > 0:41:49that I think is a Jim Jarmusch movie, I'm afraid.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51Kevin smith worked as director of photography on that,
0:41:51 > 0:41:53that's where he learned a lot of his trade,
0:41:53 > 0:41:55so I think that's why it was in your head.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58Now, let's take a look at the pointless answers
0:41:58 > 0:42:00in the different categories, shall we?
0:42:00 > 0:42:02Kevin Smith, he's the guy who did Clerks and Mallrats
0:42:02 > 0:42:04and lots of very cool slacker movies.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06He's a very funny director.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Cop Out and Jersey Girl, well done if you said that.
0:42:09 > 0:42:13Now, Almodovar, his biggest scores were Volver, Talk To Her...
0:42:13 > 0:42:16High Heels, you could have had, Kika, Law Of Desire,
0:42:16 > 0:42:18a very famous film, Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21You also could have had Broken Embraces, Dark Habits, Live Flesh,
0:42:21 > 0:42:24The Flower Of My Secret as well, all of those are pointless answers.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26Michel Gondry is the guy who did
0:42:26 > 0:42:29Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind and Be Kind Rewind,
0:42:29 > 0:42:31and he had three pointless answers up there -
0:42:31 > 0:42:35Human Nature, The We And The I and Tokyo!
0:42:35 > 0:42:38Very, very well done if you got any of those at home.
0:42:38 > 0:42:42Thank you very much. Well, unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Nick and Martin,
0:42:42 > 0:42:44but it's been fantastic having you on the show.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46Thank you so much for playing.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48APPLAUSE
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Well, Nick and Martin didn't win our jackpot today,
0:42:50 > 0:42:53which means it rolls over onto the next show,
0:42:53 > 0:42:55when we will be playing for £3,500.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59Join us then to see if someone can win it.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.
0:43:02 > 0:43:03..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06APPLAUSE
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