Episode 22

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0:00:15 > 0:00:17APPLAUSE

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,

0:00:25 > 0:00:28and welcome to Pointless, the game where we aim for the obscure

0:00:28 > 0:00:30and we ignore the obvious. Let's meet today's players.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33APPLAUSE

0:00:34 > 0:00:38- And couple number one.- Hi, I'm Karen, and this is my colleague Kirsty.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41We both work in central government and we're from London.

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Couple number two.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46Hi, I'm Rosie, and this is my husband, Wilf.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50I'm a retired primary school teacher and Wilf is a retired sales

0:00:50 > 0:00:53supervisor, and we're from Prescott on Merseyside.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Couple number three. - Hi, I'm David. I'm a technical

0:00:55 > 0:00:58services manager from Bristol, and this is my brother Mark,

0:00:58 > 0:01:00a golf salesman from Devon.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01And finally, couple number four.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Hi, I'm Gloria, I'm retired, from Lincolnshire,

0:01:04 > 0:01:08and this is my friend Carol from Kettering.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10And these are today's contestants.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12APPLAUSE

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Thanks very much, all of you.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16We will find out more about you throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Score taker, stat maker, salt shaker, heart breaker.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25It's my Pointless friend Richard.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27- Hi, everybody. - APPLAUSE

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Hello! Afternoon!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Good afternoon to you. - Good afternoon!- How are you?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- I'm very well, thank you. - This'll be fun.- Yeah.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- That last show was lovely, wasn't it? - Oh, it was, wasn't it?

0:01:36 > 0:01:39We've had a run of nice shows. Not that we don't always do nice

0:01:39 > 0:01:41shows, because they always are nice.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43We've had a particularly interesting,

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- fun bunch of contestants recently. - We have. We have.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Only one returning pair from that show. That is Kirsty and Karen,

0:01:49 > 0:01:54who got knocked out in the first round but took us to lockdown.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57So it was very exciting, a very good way to get knocked out of the show.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59And three new groups of contestants.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02I realise I've said how wonderful the contestants have been recently,

0:02:02 > 0:02:05and that just puts extra pressure on you all. I'm sorry.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Because I can tell they're all delightful.- They are.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Carol from Kettering.- Carol from Kettering.- There she is, over there.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13She's trouble.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Yeah.- Can we contain Carol from Kettering?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Well, let's find out.- Let's find out. - Let's find out. We don't know!

0:02:19 > 0:02:22We just don't know. Dave and Sandra won the jackpot last time, which is

0:02:22 > 0:02:27lovely news, so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30There it is. And if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32APPLAUSE

0:02:35 > 0:02:38I'm only going to say one thing, and that is the pair with

0:02:38 > 0:02:41the highest score at the end of each round will be eliminated.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42That's all you have to remember.

0:02:42 > 0:02:47Best of luck to all four pairs. Our first category today is...

0:02:49 > 0:02:51It's Motor Racing.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03OK. Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Formula One Grand Prix winners. Richard.- A nice, open one, this.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17We're looking for the name of any Grand Prix driver who's

0:03:17 > 0:03:21won a Formula One Grand Prix from the start of 1970 all the way

0:03:21 > 0:03:23through to the end of 2014, please,

0:03:23 > 0:03:26any Grand Prix driver who's won an official Formula One Grand Prix

0:03:26 > 0:03:28that's counted towards the championship from the start

0:03:28 > 0:03:32of 1970 to the end of 2014. Very best of luck.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Thank you very much indeed. Now, Kirsty.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40We discovered last time that you work in the Ministry of Justice.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44- What kind of justice are you doling out, Kirsty?- Lots of digital justice.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- As much as I can. - It's the best kind.- Yes, absolutely.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49It's a fantastic view there. That's all that matters.

0:03:49 > 0:03:55- So, where do you look out onto?- Onto Big Ben, London Eye, the whole lot.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59- See St James's Park...- Do you have a cut-glass crystal decanter

0:03:59 > 0:04:01full of whisky in the corner of your office?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- I'm just waiting, biding my time. - It's only a matter of time, Kirsty.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06The Ministry of Justice sounds like a superhero thing, doesn't it?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08It really does.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- The Ministry of Justice. - Are there people in capes around?

0:04:11 > 0:04:15- That's Ministry of Magic down the road.- Ministry of Magic. Of course!

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Sorry.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Kirsty, Formula One Grand Prix-winning drivers.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23So many to choose from, so many to choose from!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25SHE LAUGHS

0:04:25 > 0:04:28I'm going to go for, erm, a fairly obvious one, I think.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30I hope he's there.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Michael Schumacher. - Michael Schumacher, says Kirsty.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Let's see if it's right.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Let's see how many of our 100 people said Michael Schumacher.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41It is right.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47APPLAUSE 48 for Michael Schumacher.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50As the Americans would say,

0:04:50 > 0:04:53one of the "winningest" Formula One Grand Prix drivers of all time.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Yeah!- I like "winningest". People don't like it when you say that.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Well, it sounds more like "winningest" as in "a winning smile".

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Two winning smiles, one is the winningest.- Well, he's both.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06It gives us a word for something we didn't have a word for before.

0:05:06 > 0:05:11It's true, yeah. OK, Wilf, welcome. A warm welcome to you, Wilf.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14And you are here from Prescott in Merseyside.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16And what do you do up there, Wilf?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Well, I'm retired now, but I used to be a sales office supervisor.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22And what do you do with your retirement now, Wilf?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- I play badminton three or four times a week.- I like badminton.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29I go running with a couple of chaps I've been running with for 40 years.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31- How often do you do that? - Twice a week.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Are you a bit competitive, Wilf?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Are you the one who thinks, "I'll just put a little turn of speed on"?

0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Not now.- OK.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Used to be, though. - Yeah.- Used to be. OK.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Now, we only have one score so far, and that's 48 for Michael Schumacher.

0:05:44 > 0:05:49Have you got a good Formula One Grand Prix winner in your mind?

0:05:49 > 0:05:52I'm worried about the date, really, but I'm going to say

0:05:52 > 0:05:56- James Hunt.- James Hunt, says Wilf. James Hunt. Let's see if it's right.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Let's see how many of our 100 said James Hunt.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04It's right. 48's our only score so far,

0:06:04 > 0:06:06and you pass it.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08APPLAUSE 21!

0:06:08 > 0:06:0921 for James Hunt.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Well done, Wilf. British world champion, of course. Many wins.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Thanks, Richard. David, welcome. A warm welcome. From Bristol.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22- I am, yes.- And what do you do in Bristol?

0:06:22 > 0:06:25I'm a technical service manager for a large phone company.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27What do you do when you're not working for your company?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30I enjoy football, golf, and I've just taken up climbing.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Have you? Having never done it before?- Having never done it before.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Really? Have you never been scared by the idea of climbing?

0:06:37 > 0:06:42- No, heights don't bother me. - And sort of really tiny little...

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Big feet makes it difficult, as well, and poor balance.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47You're not selling it to me at all.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Literally just thinking of climbing makes the soles of my feet ache.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Anyway, listen, David, what are you going to go for?

0:06:54 > 0:06:57We're trying to avoid the dreaded 100, so I'll go for

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Jacques Villeneuve. - Jacques Villeneuve, says David.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Sounds good to me.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Let's see how many of our 100 people said Jacques Villeneuve.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10It's right. Well, high score is 48

0:07:10 > 0:07:11and we pass it.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Low score at the moment is 21,

0:07:12 > 0:07:13and we pass it.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16APPLAUSE 6 for Jacques Villeneuve.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Another world champion, yeah. Three world champions we've had now.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28- Thank you, Richard. Carol from Kettering.- Yes.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30A very warm welcome to Pointless to you.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33What do you get up to in Kettering, Carol?

0:07:33 > 0:07:38I like reading, gardening, the theatre, going to the cinema...

0:07:39 > 0:07:45..dancing. I like ballroom dancing. So I keep myself quite busy.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Where do you go to the theatre? Is there a good one up near there?

0:07:48 > 0:07:52- Yes, in Northampton, which is only about 15 miles away.- Very good.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56OK. Now, Carol, how about Formula One?

0:07:56 > 0:08:00- Have we served you up a good first round?- No.- No!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02But I'm going to go for...

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Jackie Stewart.- Jackie Stewart, says Carol. Jackie Stewart.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Let's see if it's right.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Let's see how many of our 100 said Jackie Stewart.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Ooh!- That's good enough, Carol. 48's our high score.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17You pass it.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20APPLAUSE 10. Very well done.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Second-lowest score of the round so far, Carol.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Very well done. Great start to the show.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Well played, Carol. Yeah, his career continued into the '70s.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Last won a Grand Prix in 1973. - Thanks, Richard.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33We're halfway through the round.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37David, well done. David and Mark looking very strong

0:08:37 > 0:08:39on a score of 6 at this point.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Then up to 10, where we find Carol and Gloria.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Up to 21, where we find Wilf and Rosalie.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46And then it's 48, Kirsty.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Now, Karen, we cannot, simply cannot, say goodbye to you

0:08:50 > 0:08:54at the end of Round One again, so a nice, low score from you, please.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56We're going to come back down the line now.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:09:01 > 0:09:06Gloria! A very warm welcome to you. What do you do, Gloria?

0:09:06 > 0:09:10I'm retired, but my hobbies are amateur dramatics and singing.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14Excellent! What sort of amateur dramatics are you involved in?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Are you getting ready for something, or have you just finished something?

0:09:17 > 0:09:23We're preparing for a concert in June for Unicef, and I'm looking for

0:09:23 > 0:09:28seven good men to do a play with at the Broadbent Theatre this year.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30How good do they have to be?

0:09:30 > 0:09:35- Very good.- Good-looking, yes. - Seven good-looking men.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Gloria, are you sure this is for a play?- Yes.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Yes!- No...!- OK!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Now, you're in a very good place at the moment,

0:09:43 > 0:09:46thanks to Carol's excellent answer in the first pass.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50If you can score 37 or less, through you go to the next round.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53I'm going to go for - and I hope this is right -

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Ayrton Senna.- Ayrton Senna, says Gloria. Ayrton Senna.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Here's your red line.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01If you can get below that with Ayrton Senna, Gloria, you are in Round Two.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Let's see how far down the column we get with Ayrton Senna.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08It's right.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13APPLAUSE Well done, Gloria! You have done it.

0:10:13 > 0:10:1728 for Ayrton Senna takes your total up to 38.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Very good. Well played, Gloria.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21There's a strong argument to say the greatest Grand Prix

0:10:21 > 0:10:23driver of all time, Ayrton Senna.

0:10:24 > 0:10:29- Thank you very much indeed. Now, Mark, welcome.- Hello.- Welcome. Now,

0:10:29 > 0:10:33- what do you do, Mark?- I'm a golf equipment salesman.- I see.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Do you play golf?- Yeah, yeah.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Was it you who got David interested in golf?

0:10:38 > 0:10:42We both started at the same time, really, but I'm the better one.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47- Oh, is that fair, David? - Yeah, it's fair.- That is fair. OK.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50And what are your interests aside from golf and golf?

0:10:50 > 0:10:55I like football, badminton. I do like watching films, TV,

0:10:55 > 0:10:57everything like that.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01- OK. Formula One, I notice, missing from that list.- Yes.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02It's not my strongest subject.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05But I know this guy has definitely won a race.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07I think he's only won one.

0:11:07 > 0:11:08It's David Coulthard.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11David Coulthard, says Mark. Here comes your red line.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14If you can get below that with David Coulthard,

0:11:14 > 0:11:17you are through to the next round. Let's see how many people said it.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21It's right.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26And you're through. Well done.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28APPLAUSE 7!

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Our two lowest scores of the round have been yours and your brother's.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Well done. 13 is your total.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Not a bad score, but you've deeply offended David Coulthard.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- He's won an awful lot more than one Grand Prix.- Oh, has he?

0:11:38 > 0:11:42- If he's sitting at home, he will be furious.- I apologise!

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Don't apologise to me.

0:11:45 > 0:11:50Thank you very much. Now then, Rosalie, welcome.

0:11:50 > 0:11:56- And what do you do, Rosalie?- I play badminton.- Do you play with Wilf?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58- Against Wilf?- If I have to.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04But, no, generally speaking, we're usually separate.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08- We have five dogs. - That's a lot of dogs!- Yeah.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Are they all the same breed, or is it a mix and match?

0:12:10 > 0:12:12A bit of a mix and match.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15We live five minutes from Merseyside Dogs Trust,

0:12:15 > 0:12:16so they're all rescue dogs.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Lovely.- Border collies, mainly.- Fantastic.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Well, listen, you are on 21.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24You have to score 26 or less to avoid becoming our high-scorers.

0:12:24 > 0:12:30- How good is your Formula One? - Erm, a bit of a gamble.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33I hope it's right. I'm going to say

0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Nigel Mansell.- Nigel Mansell, says Rosalie.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Wilf thinks that's fair enough.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42Karen and Kirsty a little bit upset by that! There's your red line.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45You have to get below that with Nigel Mansell to get into the next round.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Let's see how many people said Nigel Mansell.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51It's right.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57You've done it. Ooh, just! APPLAUSE

0:12:57 > 0:13:03You needed 26, you got 26. 47 is your total.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Yeah, no risk at all. Another world champion, Nigel Mansell.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Another British world champion.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Thank you, Richard. Now then, Karen...

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Oh, Karen, I can't bear this! KAREN AND KIRSTY LAUGH

0:13:14 > 0:13:16You are our high-scorers before you've given...

0:13:16 > 0:13:21- We're not even going to have lockdown.- Unless Karen gets minus 1.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24What if an answer is so obscure

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- that it breaks the space-time continuum?- Yeah.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30- That is the only hope here. - Karen, give it your best shot.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Shall I just go with a random name, then, just make up something?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36As long as it sounds Formula One.

0:13:36 > 0:13:37Michael Thomas.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40As long as it sounds Formula One.

0:13:42 > 0:13:47Michael Thomas. Ohhh! Michael Thomas. Let's find out if that's...

0:13:47 > 0:13:49feasible.

0:13:52 > 0:13:57No. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59HE SIGHS It's tough on the first podium.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02But, erm, there's no excusing that!

0:14:02 > 0:14:07100 points that scores you, takes your total up to 148. I'm sorry.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11Yeah. Also, you had the opportunity to make up a slightly rude name.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13You didn't, you went for Michael Thomas,

0:14:13 > 0:14:17but not up to this point a Formula One driver, I'm afraid.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Lots of people follow Formula One at home. Lots of pointless answers.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22I'll give you the one-point ones first. There's lots of them.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Daniel Ricciardo. Ralf Schumacher, Michael's brother, scored one point.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28- That's who you meant, right? - Yeah.- Yeah.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31You could have had Felipe Massa. Johnny Herbert, Gerhard Berger,

0:14:31 > 0:14:33John Watson, Peter Revson were all one point.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36So, let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47Jarno Trulli won one Grand Prix. It was the Monaco Grand Prix.

0:14:52 > 0:14:57You also could have had Nannini, Reuteman, Reggazone, Denny Hulme,

0:14:57 > 0:15:01Didier Pironi, Jochen Rindt, Olivier Panis, Patrick Tambay.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04All of those were pointless answers. Let's look at the top three,

0:15:04 > 0:15:06the ones that most of our 100 people said.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16And miles out in front - as always - Lewis Hamilton.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Thanks very much, Richard.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20So, after our first round, the pair we are sending home, with

0:15:20 > 0:15:26our high score of 148, I'm so sorry, it's the Ks again, Karen and Kirsty.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Nothing but a pleasure having you on the show, and I'm really sorry.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31We're sending you home far too soon.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34But thank you so much for playing. Great contestants. Karen and Kirsty.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35APPLAUSE

0:15:37 > 0:15:41But for our remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48And now we're down to three pairs.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Well, Carol, I have to say, well done, you.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54Standout, lovely score there of 10 for Jackie Stewart. Very well done.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58Well done to the brothers, David, Mark, lovely combined score there.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01And well done, Wilf and Rosie. Just well done.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Well done, all of you. You've seen off our only returning pair.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Anyway, best of luck to all three pairs for Round Two.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Our category is...

0:16:11 > 0:16:12Music.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second?

0:16:15 > 0:16:19And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23OK, and the question concerns...

0:16:26 > 0:16:27"Wishing" songs. Richard?

0:16:27 > 0:16:29We're going to show you six songs on each pass with

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Wish, Wishing or Wishful in their title.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35Tell us the act who had a hit with that song in the year shown, please.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38There's going to be 12 in all to have a go at at home. Best of luck.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Thanks very much indeed. So, let's reveal our first

0:16:40 > 0:16:44board of six "Wishing" songs, and here they are. We have got...

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Let me read those all one last time.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12I Wish I Was James Bond, or

0:17:12 > 0:17:16I Wish I Had A Better Understanding Of The Subjunctive, 2008.

0:17:22 > 0:17:28- There we are. Now then, Rosalie.- Mm! - Oh! These are fun!- Hmm...

0:17:29 > 0:17:35I know one, I think. I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday I think

0:17:35 > 0:17:37is Slade.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Slade, says Rosalie. Slade. Let's see if that's right,

0:17:40 > 0:17:43and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Slade.

0:17:46 > 0:17:51Ooh! No, not Slade in this instance, Rosalie.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53I'm afraid that's incorrect and scores you 100 points.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55It's not, I'm afraid.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58I'll give you all the correct answers at the end of the pass.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Mm! Now then, David.- I'm in trouble!

0:18:01 > 0:18:06- David!- Yeah, music's not really my strong suit, unfortunately.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10Erm... I'll go with I Wish I Was James Bond by

0:18:10 > 0:18:11the Plain White T's.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14I Wish I Was James Bond by the Plain White T's, says David.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17OK, let's see if that's right, and, if it is, let's see how many

0:18:17 > 0:18:19of our 100 people said the Plain White T's.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25No. Listen, Rosalie, David, you're in great company.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28There we are, another 100. This is going very well(!)

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Really well(!) Sorry, David, not the Plain White T's.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32The good news is you can buy a bag

0:18:32 > 0:18:34of plain white tees from Mark very, very cheaply.

0:18:37 > 0:18:41Thanks, Richard. OK, now, Carol, you can just clean up here.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Do you fancy talking us through the board

0:18:44 > 0:18:45and filling in all those blanks?

0:18:45 > 0:18:49No. I haven't got a clue.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53So I'm going to have a wild guess at Wish You Were Here.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Ruby Murray.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Ruby Murray, says Carol. Let's see if that's right,

0:18:57 > 0:19:01and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Ruby Murray.

0:19:03 > 0:19:08No! Not Ruby Murray, as it turns out. Another 100 points.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:19:10 > 0:19:14- There we go...- There we go. Very well played, everybody. Terrific stuff...

0:19:15 > 0:19:19- Keeps up that sense of jeopardy for that second pass. It's nice.- Yeah.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Now, I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday is not Slade,

0:19:22 > 0:19:24- it is of course... - Our friends Wizzard.- Wizzard.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28Played it live in the studio, didn't they? Quite a big score of 37.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Apart from that, it is quite a tough board, actually.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36A Flock Of Seagulls!

0:19:36 > 0:19:40- The King Of Wishful Thinking is in Pretty Woman.- Go West.- Go West.

0:19:41 > 0:19:42I Wish I Was James Bond.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Are you saying that should be I Wish I Were James Bond?- Yeah.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49- Is that right?- Only if you want to be pedantic. "I wish I were..."

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Which you do want to be.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52- You know me. Come on!- Well, it was

0:19:52 > 0:19:55a number 40 hit for Scouting For Girls.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08So, some low-scorers up there.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Anyone who went through the board, very impressive.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13I would almost be willing to bet nobody did.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15There we go. Well, we're halfway through the round,

0:20:15 > 0:20:17so let's take a look at those scores!

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Erm, well, it's 100, 100 and 100.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21My guess is it's all going to be between Gloria, Mark

0:20:21 > 0:20:25and Wilf for who stays with us and who goes through to the next round.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30PLEASE can at least one of you know something on the next board!

0:20:30 > 0:20:32We're going to come back down the line now.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:20:37 > 0:20:41Let's put six more "Wishful" songs up on the board. And here they are.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43We've got...

0:20:57 > 0:20:58I'll read those all one last time.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15There we are. Gloria, is that board any better for you than the last one

0:21:15 > 0:21:18- was for Carol? - No.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20I'm going to have to take a guess, and I know it's wrong.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Wishing On A Star, Perry Como.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27Perry Como. I'm tempted to say, "If you know it's wrong...

0:21:27 > 0:21:31"guess again!" But Perry Como you're going to say.

0:21:31 > 0:21:32There's no red line for you, Gloria.

0:21:32 > 0:21:38Let's see how far down the column you could possibly get with Perry Como.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44Nope! We are going to be handing out membership of the 200 Club

0:21:44 > 0:21:46like sweets in this round, I can tell you.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50I'm afraid that scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 200.

0:21:50 > 0:21:55Worth saying we've never had 600 in Round Two before.

0:21:55 > 0:22:00- You never know.- Nope.- Just saying that now.- Yep, we never have. Mark?

0:22:00 > 0:22:04Please, please know something on this board.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06I knew one on the last board! Scouting For Girls.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Oh, no, no, don't tell me you don't know any of these.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12I don't, I'm afraid! Erm...

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- I feel like I can do an educated guess on the top one.- Please do.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair),

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Avril Lavigne?

0:22:20 > 0:22:25Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne. OK, let's see. Now, here's your red line.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28If you can score 99 or less, you are definitely in the head-to-head.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31How many of our 100 said Avril Lavigne? Is it right?

0:22:34 > 0:22:37No, it's not. Nope. I'm afraid not Avril Lavigne.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39That scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 200.

0:22:39 > 0:22:40It's not, I'm afraid.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43I'll give you the correct answers at the end of the pass.

0:22:43 > 0:22:48There we go. Now, Wilf. Ah, Wilf, all you have to do is score something.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50I mean, just...

0:22:50 > 0:22:52anything, Wilf.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55I'm just going to say Wishing On A Star...

0:22:56 > 0:22:58..Val Doonican.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01It's not even a man who sings it! Anyway, there we go.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09Er, Val Doonican, says Wilf. Well, let's get this over and done with.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11How many people said that?

0:23:14 > 0:23:20Yep. OK, yeah, unfortunately, that's an incorrect answer, Wilf.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22I'm so sorry. That scores you 100 points.

0:23:22 > 0:23:28Right, as it is a tie, the tied pairs, as in, brackets, all of you,

0:23:28 > 0:23:33can now confer, and I will take answers from each pair,

0:23:33 > 0:23:37and we'll start with Wilf and Rosalie and work our way down the line.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41OK, so, Wilf and Rosalie, you can confer. What are you going to go for?

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Erm...

0:23:43 > 0:23:45I think Wishing On A Star...

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Is it Randy Crawford?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Randy Crawford, say Wilf and Rosalie.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52OK, now, Mark and David,

0:23:52 > 0:23:55we're going to take an answer from you before we put it to the tower.

0:23:59 > 0:24:04Erm, I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair), Pink.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07OK, Pink, you've gone for Pink. Randy Crawford and Pink.

0:24:07 > 0:24:12Now then, Carol and Gloria, what are you going to go for?

0:24:12 > 0:24:14That's a good question.

0:24:14 > 0:24:19- Erm...- Johnny Logan? - Wishing On A Star, Johnny Logan.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22Johnny Logan. OK, so we have Randy Crawford, Pink, Johnny Logan.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24OK, now in the order they were given, Rosalie

0:24:24 > 0:24:28and Wilf have said Randy Crawford for Wishing On A Star.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31Let's see if that's right, and, if it is, how many people said it.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36No, it's not, I'm afraid that scores you the maximum 100 points,

0:24:36 > 0:24:38takes your total up to 300.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41Erm, Mark and David, they're going to find

0:24:41 > 0:24:45the singer of I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker if it kills them, and they...

0:24:47 > 0:24:50..they've gone for Pink.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Shall we find out if that's right? Pink.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57No, it's not. OK, that scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00I'm so sorry etc. 300.

0:25:01 > 0:25:07Gloria and Carol have gone for Johnny Logan for Wishing On A Star.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Let's see, erm, how wrong that is.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16OK.

0:25:17 > 0:25:23Well, that is Pointless history being made as we go on.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25We'll just tell the news just to hold fire.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Huw Edwards is watching this even as we speak.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31- OK.- Shall we fill in this board,

0:25:31 > 0:25:33put us all out of our misery before we decide...?

0:25:33 > 0:25:36I don't know what on earth we're going to do with all of you.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40I really don't. But I'm suspecting this is where they first got

0:25:40 > 0:25:41the idea for The Hunger Games.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker was a sort of one-hit wonder, really.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Sandi Thom, also the name of a cat.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19So some low-scorers there.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22So if you're ever going to get 300 points in a round,

0:26:22 > 0:26:25- perhaps this was the one.- Yeah. Er, Richard, what do we do now?

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Well, I've always wanted to do this.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29We now crack open an emergency question.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31We've only done it once before,

0:26:31 > 0:26:33and that was when Cannon and Ball were on, so...!

0:26:33 > 0:26:36We've got an emergency question, a brand-new question.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37All teams can confer.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41Give me one answer each and then we'll see who loses and who wins.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42Very best of luck.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Composers in the Classic FM Hall of Fame 2014.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Yeah, we're looking for the name of any composer who had

0:26:57 > 0:27:00a work in the Classic FM 2014 Hall of Fame, please.

0:27:00 > 0:27:04The Classic FM listeners voted for their 300 favourite classical

0:27:04 > 0:27:08works, so any composer who's got a work in that top 100.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Fabulous. OK, there we are. You can now confer.

0:27:10 > 0:27:15We'll come to Wilf and Rosalie first. What are you going to go for?

0:27:15 > 0:27:17We think Debussy.

0:27:17 > 0:27:18Debussy, say Wilf and Rosalie.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21Now, Mark and David, we'll take your answer next.

0:27:21 > 0:27:27- We're going to go for John Williams. - John Williams. And, Gloria and Carol?

0:27:27 > 0:27:31- Sibelius.- Sibelius. Debussy, John Williams, Sibelius,

0:27:31 > 0:27:34in the order they were given. Wilf and Rosalie said Debussy.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Debussy's right.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47APPLAUSE 7!

0:27:50 > 0:27:527 for Debussy.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55Now then, Mark and David have gone for John Williams.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57Let's see how many of our 100 said John Williams.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01It's right.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03Well, Debussy scored 7.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09APPLAUSE John Williams scores 3.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Very well done indeed. That was a great answer, Mark and David.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16Now, Gloria and Carol have gone for Sibelius. Let's see if that's right.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19Let's see how many of our 100 people said Sibelius.

0:28:21 > 0:28:22It's right.

0:28:22 > 0:28:27Well, 7 is our high score, 3 our low. Sibelius...

0:28:28 > 0:28:31..is 1! APPLAUSE

0:28:31 > 0:28:33Very well done indeed!

0:28:36 > 0:28:40- We have a result. - A sublime end to a ridiculous round.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Very well played, all of you. I think we've got

0:28:42 > 0:28:45to give ourselves a round of applause for getting through that.

0:28:49 > 0:28:51And we've got to do the rest of the show now!

0:28:51 > 0:28:54And we've got to do it really quickly, so let's move on.

0:28:54 > 0:28:57Absolutely right. Well, thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:28:57 > 0:29:01So the pair leaving us, I'm sorry to say it's Wilf and Rosalie.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04I feel like we've been through a war together!

0:29:05 > 0:29:08Blimey! Anyway, we will see you again next time.

0:29:08 > 0:29:11We'll put all mention of this round...

0:29:11 > 0:29:14The famous "Wishing" songs round!

0:29:14 > 0:29:17Oh, Lordy! Let's never mention it again.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19But it's been lovely having you on the show.

0:29:19 > 0:29:22You need to get home, honestly, you really do.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25Thanks so much, Wilf and Rosalie. Brilliant contestants.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27APPLAUSE

0:29:28 > 0:29:31Right, for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38Congratulations, David and Mark, Carol and Gloria,

0:29:38 > 0:29:40you're now one step closer to the final

0:29:40 > 0:29:44and a chance to play for our jackpot, which stands at £1,000.

0:29:44 > 0:29:46There we are. OK, well, you know the deal.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49The first pair to win two questions will play for that jackpot.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00Here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:30:03 > 0:30:04American Sitcoms, Richard.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07We're going to show you five stills now from American TV sitcoms.

0:30:07 > 0:30:10You just need to tell us the show they're taken from, please,

0:30:10 > 0:30:13- and the most obscure answer will win the point.- OK.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Let's reveal our five stills, and here they come. We've got...

0:30:39 > 0:30:41There we go, five stills from American sitcoms.

0:30:41 > 0:30:45David and Mark, you've been our low-scorers throughout. You go first.

0:30:45 > 0:30:46Well, we know a few of them,

0:30:46 > 0:30:51but we're trying to choose the most obscure one, as part of the game!

0:30:51 > 0:30:55- We'll go for B, Will And Grace. - B, Will And Grace. B, Will And Grace.

0:30:55 > 0:30:58Now, Carol and Gloria, the board is all yours.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00Do you fancy talking us through it?

0:31:00 > 0:31:01No.

0:31:01 > 0:31:06We think we know one. That's all. We're going for C,

0:31:06 > 0:31:08ER.

0:31:08 > 0:31:11C, ER. So we have Will And Grace and we have ER.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13David and Mark have said Will And Grace for B.

0:31:13 > 0:31:17Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 said Will And Grace.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20It's right.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26APPLAUSE 25 for Will And Grace.

0:31:29 > 0:31:33Meanwhile, Carol and Gloria have said ER for C.

0:31:33 > 0:31:34Let's see if that's right,

0:31:34 > 0:31:37and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said ER.

0:31:39 > 0:31:44Ooh, bad luck, Carol and Gloria, I'm afraid not ER, which means,

0:31:44 > 0:31:47after one question, David and Mark, you are up 1-0.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Yes, not ER, I'm afraid, not a sitcom.

0:31:49 > 0:31:52But there is a sitcom called Scrubs, and that's C.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54Would have scored you 42 points.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00A is the endlessly wonderful Modern Family.

0:32:01 > 0:32:04That scores 16. Well worth watching, if you don't.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06Or even if you do.

0:32:06 > 0:32:07D is the best answer on the board.

0:32:07 > 0:32:10It's Dharma And Greg.

0:32:12 > 0:32:16And the biggest answer on the board is E, The Big Bang Theory.

0:32:16 > 0:32:17Sheldon Cooper there.

0:32:19 > 0:32:22Thanks very much, Richard. Here comes your second question.

0:32:22 > 0:32:23Carol and Gloria, you need to win this one,

0:32:23 > 0:32:27but you get to answer it first, so best of luck. It concerns...

0:32:31 > 0:32:33English Spa Towns And Cities, Richard.

0:32:33 > 0:32:36Five clues relating to facts about English spa towns and cities now.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38You just need to give us the most obscure answer.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41OK. Let's reveal our five clues, and here they are.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08I'll read those one last time, very quickly.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29There we are. Carol and Gloria will answer first.

0:33:35 > 0:33:39We're going for the Surrey town. We think it's Epsom.

0:33:39 > 0:33:43Epsom, say Carol and Gloria. Epsom for the Surrey town. David and Mark?

0:33:43 > 0:33:46Talk us through that board.

0:33:46 > 0:33:48We're not sure. We've only got two.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51We think the seaside resort is Scarborough,

0:33:51 > 0:33:55and we think the city founded as Aquae Sulis by the Romans was Bath.

0:33:55 > 0:33:59So I think we'll go with Bath. We'll go for the bottom one.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02OK, you're going to go for Bath. So we have Epsom and we have Bath.

0:34:02 > 0:34:03Carol and Gloria said Epsom was

0:34:03 > 0:34:06the Surrey town that gave its name to the salts.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:34:11 > 0:34:12It's right.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17APPLAUSE 41 for Epsom salts.

0:34:21 > 0:34:22Now then, meanwhile, David and Mark

0:34:22 > 0:34:26have named Bath as the city founded as Aquae Sulis by the Romans.

0:34:26 > 0:34:29Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:34:31 > 0:34:32It is right.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35It has to beat 41.

0:34:35 > 0:34:36Oh, it's going to! Look at that! 32 for Bath!

0:34:36 > 0:34:38APPLAUSE

0:34:38 > 0:34:41Getting a surprise result there, but, David and Mark, very well done.

0:34:41 > 0:34:45It means after only two questions you are through to the final 2-0.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47It's important to remember not to get your Epsom salts

0:34:47 > 0:34:48and your bath salts mixed up.

0:34:49 > 0:34:52Now, let's look at the rest of these.

0:34:52 > 0:34:56Now, the 1909 one. It's tough. That one and the Queen Victoria one, they

0:34:56 > 0:34:58could be interchanged,

0:34:58 > 0:35:00but it's Royal Tunbridge Wells, was the 1909 one.

0:35:00 > 0:35:03Would have scored you 9 points.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05You're right about Scarborough. You were right to avoid it.

0:35:05 > 0:35:09Scarborough Fair, of course, Simon and Garfunkel sang. 65 points.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11And the other town, the Queen Victoria town,

0:35:11 > 0:35:13was Royal Leamington Spa, and that scored 29.

0:35:13 > 0:35:16So Royal Tunbridge Wells, best answer.

0:35:16 > 0:35:18Thanks very much, Richard. So the pair leaving us

0:35:18 > 0:35:21at the end of this head-to-head round, it's Carol and Gloria.

0:35:21 > 0:35:25Well, what an epic game it's been! My word!

0:35:25 > 0:35:26Sorry to be saying goodbye to you.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28The good news is we get to see you again next time.

0:35:28 > 0:35:32We'll look forward to that. Thanks very much, Carol and Gloria.

0:35:32 > 0:35:33APPLAUSE

0:35:34 > 0:35:37But for David and Mark, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:41 > 0:35:43Congratulations, David and Mark, you've fought off all

0:35:43 > 0:35:46the competition and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:35:54 > 0:35:59and at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at £1,000.

0:35:59 > 0:36:01Well, tell me this, do you remember...

0:36:01 > 0:36:05Cast your minds way, way, way, way back.

0:36:05 > 0:36:06Do you remember Round One?

0:36:08 > 0:36:10It was Formula One.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12- Exactly, Formula One. - Coulthard's going to beat me up.

0:36:12 > 0:36:16Ah, we all remember. And you were our low-scorers that round.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18Fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20You see, you set out your stall even then.

0:36:20 > 0:36:23We'll just quickly whizz through Round Two and arrive at

0:36:23 > 0:36:26Round Three, the head-to-head round, where you won 2-0.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29So it looks very much like a foregone conclusion.

0:36:29 > 0:36:32We just need a pointless answer now and you waltz off with the jackpot.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35Anything you'd like to see come up in this round?

0:36:35 > 0:36:37- Films.- Films, yeah.- OK.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39Well, you always get to choose your category

0:36:39 > 0:36:42from the four impossible things that appear on the board behind me.

0:36:42 > 0:36:46Let's see what today's collation looks like. We have got...

0:36:53 > 0:36:57..Films Featuring Men Dressed As Women.

0:36:57 > 0:36:58There's a niche!

0:36:58 > 0:37:01Well, I think we should avoid music!

0:37:01 > 0:37:02Especially jazz albums!

0:37:02 > 0:37:05- I think there's only one answer there, isn't there?- Definitely.

0:37:05 > 0:37:06We'll go with films.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09- OK, there we are, films it is. - OK, good luck, gents.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12We're looking for any actor who, according to IMDb, receives

0:37:12 > 0:37:15a credit in either

0:37:15 > 0:37:16the 1982 film Tootsie,

0:37:16 > 0:37:19the 1993 film Mrs Doubtfire

0:37:19 > 0:37:22or the 1959 film Some Like It Hot.

0:37:22 > 0:37:26Anyone with an acting credit in any of those films. Very best of luck.

0:37:26 > 0:37:29Thanks very much. You've got up to one minute to come up with three

0:37:29 > 0:37:32answers, and all you need to win that jackpot is for just

0:37:32 > 0:37:34one of those answers to be pointless.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37- Are you ready?- Yep.- OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:40 > 0:37:41Right, everyone's been quizzing me,

0:37:41 > 0:37:44and one of the questions they asked was Pierce Brosnan movies,

0:37:44 > 0:37:47and Mrs Doubtfire's in there, so that's fine.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49For the rest, you go.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51Er, that's the only one I was going to say to you!

0:37:51 > 0:37:53Erm, Some Like It Hot was, erm...

0:37:53 > 0:37:56Was it Richard Curtis?

0:37:56 > 0:37:58No, that's the guy that wrote Love Actually.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00Oh, yeah. Erm... Something Curtis.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05Go back to Mrs Doubtfire. Who are the kids?

0:38:05 > 0:38:07There was that little girl from Matilda.

0:38:07 > 0:38:11Unfortunately, I don't know her name! She's not in anything else.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14You've got Robin Williams, Pierce Brosnan...

0:38:14 > 0:38:18- Sally Field is in it.- Is she? Let's go for that. That's a great shout.

0:38:18 > 0:38:19Mrs Doubtfire...

0:38:20 > 0:38:23Tootsie you know is Dustin Hoffman, yeah.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26- I didn't know that. - Dustin Hoffman is in Tootsie.

0:38:26 > 0:38:28He's the main actor, but everyone will get that.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31- Ten seconds left. - Mrs Doubtfire...

0:38:32 > 0:38:34QUIET CONFERRING

0:38:39 > 0:38:43OK, that is your time up. I now need your three answers.

0:38:43 > 0:38:47- Er, our answers are for Tootsie, Dustin Hoffman.- Dustin Hoffman.

0:38:47 > 0:38:50- And from Mrs Doubtfire, Pierce Brosnan.- Pierce Brosnan.- And...

0:38:50 > 0:38:53- Sally Field.- And Sally Field, also from Mrs Doubtfire.

0:38:53 > 0:38:56Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:56 > 0:38:57- Sally Field.- Sally Field.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00Sally Field we'll put last. Least likely to be pointless?

0:39:00 > 0:39:02- Dustin Hoffman. - Dustin Hoffman we put first.

0:39:02 > 0:39:06OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order, and here they are.

0:39:06 > 0:39:07We have got...

0:39:09 > 0:39:14..and Sally Field. Well, let's hope one of those answers is pointless.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17If it is, it'll win you a thousand quid. What would you do with that?

0:39:17 > 0:39:19David, to you first.

0:39:19 > 0:39:23Probably buy some golf equipment from my brother.

0:39:23 > 0:39:26Very loyal of you. You know other stores are available?

0:39:26 > 0:39:28You do know that, don't you, David? Mark, how about you?

0:39:28 > 0:39:31I'd probably put it towards a holiday to Florida

0:39:31 > 0:39:33- with my girlfriend.- Wonderful. OK, well, best of luck.

0:39:33 > 0:39:36So, your first answer was Dustin Hoffman.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38In this case, we were looking for actors in Tootsie.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40If it's pointless, it wins you £1,000,

0:39:40 > 0:39:43so let's see how many people said Dustin Hoffman.

0:39:46 > 0:39:50Well, it's right. Unsurprisingly. Now, all it has to be is pointless.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53If it goes all the way down to zero...

0:39:53 > 0:39:56Well, there we are. 49. APPLAUSE

0:39:56 > 0:39:5949 of our 100 people named Dustin Hoffman,

0:39:59 > 0:40:02so not a pointless answer. Only two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05Your next answer was Pierce Brosnan.

0:40:05 > 0:40:08In this case, we were looking for actors in Mrs Doubtfire.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11It has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot, so for £1,000,

0:40:11 > 0:40:13let's see how many people said Pierce Brosnan.

0:40:16 > 0:40:20It's right. Now, your first answer, Dustin Hoffman, took us down to 49.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22Pierce Brosnan passes that.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25Down through the 30s, down through the 20s into the teens.

0:40:25 > 0:40:26Still going down into...

0:40:26 > 0:40:28Not quite into single figures.

0:40:28 > 0:40:3110 for Pierce Brosnan. APPLAUSE

0:40:31 > 0:40:35Not bad. But well remembered. Well remembered. He was in that film.

0:40:35 > 0:40:37Only one more shot at today's jackpot.

0:40:37 > 0:40:39Everything is riding on your third answer,

0:40:39 > 0:40:45which was Sally Field. Again, this is a cast member from Mrs Doubtfire.

0:40:45 > 0:40:49For £1,000, let's see how many people said Sally Field. Is it pointless?

0:40:52 > 0:40:57It's right. Dustin Hoffman took us down to 49.

0:40:57 > 0:41:01You pass that. Pierce Brosnan took us down to 10.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05Ooh, 14 for Sally Field! APPLAUSE

0:41:08 > 0:41:13Well, I put it down to the trauma of Round Two, I think,

0:41:13 > 0:41:15but whatever it was,

0:41:15 > 0:41:17I'm afraid you didn't find that all-important pointless answer,

0:41:17 > 0:41:20so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22That will roll over onto the next show.

0:41:22 > 0:41:25But we have been through a lot together.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27This is sure to be a famous episode of Pointless,

0:41:27 > 0:41:30and you came out on top at the end of it, so very, very well done.

0:41:30 > 0:41:32And you get to take home a Pointless trophy each to

0:41:32 > 0:41:36show for your struggle. So, well done, David and Mark.

0:41:36 > 0:41:40- APPLAUSE - Terrific. Well done, guys.

0:41:40 > 0:41:42Unlucky in that round. At least you gave three correct answers.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54Everybody, in fact, apart from Dustin Hoffman, Sydney Pollack

0:41:54 > 0:41:57and Jessica Lange. Everybody else was pointless in that film.

0:41:57 > 0:42:01Let's take a look at Mrs Doubtfire.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07Again, everybody in that film was pointless other than

0:42:07 > 0:42:09Robin Williams, Sally Field and Pierce Brosnan,

0:42:09 > 0:42:11Harvey Fierstein and Mara Wilson.

0:42:13 > 0:42:16And Some Like It Hot, the wonderful Some Like It Hot.

0:42:19 > 0:42:23Everybody there apart from Marilyn Monroe, Tony Curtis, who you were

0:42:23 > 0:42:27thinking of, who would have scored 25, and Jack Lemmon, who scored 24.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29Every other actor in that film was pointless.

0:42:29 > 0:42:30Well done if you got one at home.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33And, gents, congratulations on making history,

0:42:33 > 0:42:35not only a triple lockdown, a double triple lockdown.

0:42:35 > 0:42:39We've never seen the like before. Thank you for playing your part.

0:42:39 > 0:42:41Thanks very much. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye

0:42:41 > 0:42:44to David and Mark, but it's been tremendous having you on the show.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47David and Mark! APPLAUSE

0:42:49 > 0:42:51Well, sadly, they didn't win our jackpot today, which means

0:42:51 > 0:42:55it rolls over onto the next show, when we will be playing for £2,000.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57There it is. APPLAUSE

0:42:59 > 0:43:00Join us then to see if someone can win it.

0:43:00 > 0:43:04- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. - Goodbye.- And goodbye from me.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06Goodbye. APPLAUSE