Episode 33

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0:00:15 > 0:00:18APPLAUSE

0:00:22 > 0:00:23Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless.

0:00:26 > 0:00:27The show where the aim of the game is

0:00:27 > 0:00:29to find the most obscure answer possible.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Let's meet today's players.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34APPLAUSE

0:00:34 > 0:00:36- And couple number one...- Hello.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38I'm Andy and this is my fiancee,

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Donna, and we're from Leeds.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42- Couple number two. - Hi there, I'm Chris

0:00:42 > 0:00:44and this is my twin sister, Kaz,

0:00:44 > 0:00:45and we're from Surrey.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Couple number three.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47Hi, I'm Iona, I'm from Ipswich

0:00:47 > 0:00:50and this is my grandpa, Ron, from Buckingham.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52And, finally, couple number four.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Hi, I'm Josh. This is my best mate, Jordan,

0:00:54 > 0:00:55and we are from Milton Keynes.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58And these are today's contestants.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00CHEERING

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Thanks very much, all of you.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04We will find out more about you throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08He's here to get all of our brains into gear

0:01:08 > 0:01:11before checking our blind spots, indicating, pulling out

0:01:11 > 0:01:12and flooring it all the way to victory.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- APPLAUSE - Hiya.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Hi, everybody.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Afternoon.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Afternoon.- Good afternoon to you! - Yeah!- We have three returning pairs,

0:01:23 > 0:01:25they're all on the same podium as they were last time.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28I was just going to say. I don't think that has ever happened before.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- I guess it must have done, but it's weird.- It is quite weird.- Yeah.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Quite weird.- Anyway, I'm not going to read anything into that.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36I'm not sure witchcraft is involved, I suspect it's not.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Jordan and Josh, on podium four,

0:01:37 > 0:01:39got all the way through to the head-to-head.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41On podium three, we have Iona and Ron,

0:01:41 > 0:01:45they got knocked out in the first round on US Presidents.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47And, on podium one, Donna and Andy, who were Round Two.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49So, we welcome Kaz and Chris,

0:01:49 > 0:01:52our twins - not identical twins, I think.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53- I think. - LAUGHTER

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Thank goodness for the badges.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56So you can tell them apart.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Yeah.- We've given away three jackpots in a row.- I know!

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- In a row now.- We're broke now! LAUGHTER

0:02:02 > 0:02:05We are broke. It'd be really, really handy if nobody won today

0:02:05 > 0:02:07if that's all right.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Otherwise, I'm going to have to sell this top-of-the-range computer.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12LAUGHTER

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Very good. Thank you, Richard.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Now, Jen and Julie won the jackpot last time,

0:02:16 > 0:02:20so today's jackpot starts off, thrillingly, back at £1,000.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23There it is. Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26APPLAUSE

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Just remember, the pair with the highest score

0:02:30 > 0:02:32at the end of each round will be eliminated.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36That's it. Our first category today is...

0:02:39 > 0:02:41It's pop music. Ron, thrilled.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Can you all decide, in your pairs, who's going to go first and second?

0:02:44 > 0:02:47And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53OK. And the question concerns...

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Pop songs featuring modes of transport, Richard.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02There will be seven UK Top 40 singles on each board

0:03:02 > 0:03:04and the years in which they were released.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06We just need you to tell us which act had a Top 40 hit

0:03:06 > 0:03:08with the song, please. There's going to be 14 in all

0:03:08 > 0:03:10to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12OK, so who sang these songs?

0:03:12 > 0:03:16Our first board looks like this. We've got...

0:03:27 > 0:03:29All in one breath. I'll do that one more time.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32HE REPEATS CHOICES

0:03:41 > 0:03:42Andy.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Andy, what do you do?- I'm an accountant at a dairy company.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Indeed. How long have you been at the dairy company?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Just over 18 months at the dairy.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53So, when you first got there, some of the milk has now become cheese.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- It just about has, yeah. - Hmm. Very exciting.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58And your interests, Andy, outside the dairy world?

0:03:58 > 0:04:04Um, Donna and I volunteer for a local children's charity.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05We also like films

0:04:05 > 0:04:09and we have two dogs that we like to go out walking with.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- What kind of dogs are they? - They are rescue greyhounds.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Lovely. What sort of age?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15They are eight and ten-ish.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19I love greyhounds. Right, what are you going to go for on this board?

0:04:19 > 0:04:22It's a good board. I know most of them.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26It's just a case of picking the lowest score.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29I'll go with I'll Sail This Ship Alone,

0:04:29 > 0:04:32because I have to, cos it's one of Donna's favourite bands...

0:04:32 > 0:04:35if it's right - and it's The Beautiful South.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37The Beautiful South, says Andy.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Let's see if that is right and,

0:04:38 > 0:04:40if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44It's right.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Oh, that's a good answer. Look at that. 11.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52APPLAUSE Very well done indeed.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53I am going to call that a joint effort.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Donna's favourite band and you chose it, 11, good start.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57Great start, Andy, well played.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Sometimes, on that first podium, you can really take control of a round

0:05:01 > 0:05:02with a good, low answer.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04We had Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott on

0:05:04 > 0:05:07and they sang us out on our Pointless Celebrities.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Brilliant. What a treat it was, wasn't it?- A real treat, yeah.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Lovely. Amazing voices. Great songwriter.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14I'll Sail This Ship Alone is a lovely song.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Thank you, Richard. Thank you.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Now then, Kaz.- Hello. - Here from Surrey.- Yes.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21And what occupies you in Surrey, Kaz?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23I'm an aspiring domestic goddess.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25LAUGHTER Good.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Which level have you reached?

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Which dan in the domestic goddess?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Probably the first dan, maybe.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35That sounds great. That sounds good.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37What do you like doing apart from, obviously,

0:05:37 > 0:05:41- looking identical to your twin brother, Chris?- Absolutely.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- What fills your time?- Well, I have a 14-month-old baby, so...

0:05:44 > 0:05:46That'll do it.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47..that's why I'm only aspiring

0:05:47 > 0:05:49and haven't actually reached domestic deity yet.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Listen, that's domestic goddess enough.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54LAUGHTER That's pretty good.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56What are you looking forward to doing again

0:05:56 > 0:05:58when your 14-month-old baby is,

0:05:58 > 0:06:00I don't know, 24 months?

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Oh, I don't know, that's a tough one.- Mmm.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05I think going out might be a...

0:06:05 > 0:06:06That's the answer I was expecting.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08That's the one.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Kaz, what are you going to go for on this board?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Well, I hate to say, I actually only know, for certain,

0:06:12 > 0:06:14one answer on that board.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17There is one that I think I know, but I can't remember his surname,

0:06:17 > 0:06:21so I'm going to have to go with Yellow Submarine and The Beatles.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23The Beatles, says Kaz.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Well, let's see how many of our 100 people said The Beatles.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Look at that.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Whoa!

0:06:33 > 0:06:3496!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Still, it's better than 100.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38LAUGHTER

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Only just, though,

0:06:40 > 0:06:42to be fair. Yeah, that's quite a flashy

0:06:42 > 0:06:44- mode of transport as well, isn't it?- Yes.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48- A submarine.- And a yellow one as well.- Yeah, isn't it just?

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Yeah, that's going to turn heads above AND below water, Richard.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Most submarines should be grey, just for, um, camouflage.- Yeah.

0:06:55 > 0:07:00A yellow submarine, in terms of warfare, is not of great use.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Unless you're at war with the yellowfin tuna.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05HESITANT LAUGHTER

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Have a think about that. Thank you, Richard. Iona, welcome back.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Lovely to have you with us once again.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Now, last time, you went out in Round One.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16I think your grandfather was very much in his comfort zone there.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18US politics. You, less so.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Remind us what you do. You're just about to graduate.- Mm-hm.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25- I'm going into fashion PR.- What was your degree?- It was in sociology.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28What are your interests outside of sociology and fashion?

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Is fashion something you've always been very keen on?- It is, definitely.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34I've always been interested in fashion and art,

0:07:34 > 0:07:36so, fashion photography has followed that.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39But equally, I enjoy sport, I enjoy working out in the gym

0:07:39 > 0:07:41and cooking and things like that.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Wonderful. Now, what are you going to go for on this board, Iona?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I don't know any.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49So, I'm going to take a risk and I will say,

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Driving In My Car - Madness?

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Madness.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Interesting. Madness. Let's see if that's right.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it. Madness.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Of course it's Madness.

0:08:05 > 0:08:0740. APPLAUSE

0:08:07 > 0:08:09There you are. Not bad at all, Iona.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10APPLAUSE

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Not bad at all.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Well done, Iona. Yep, their 13th Top 20 single.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17They had 20 Top 10 singles in a row, Madness.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21- They are a group who know what to do with their vehicle.- Yeah, exactly.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Car, driving. "Driving in my car."

0:08:23 > 0:08:25And yet, they're the ones called Madness.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26- LAUGHTER - I don't know!

0:08:26 > 0:08:28What a world we're living in!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30There you go. A house, they lived in a house as well.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Yeah, in the middle of their street. A perfect place to have your house.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Because...easy to find!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37He's right. Absolutely right.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Josh!- Hello!- There we are. Welcome back, Josh.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Remind us what you do, Josh.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45I'm a junior designer for children's stationery.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48See, that's fun. What's the most exciting thing you've made?

0:08:48 > 0:08:51I haven't made much yet, I've only just started. I'm just helping out.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Working on stuff like sticker sets and stuff like that. Kids love them.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Is there a time of year for that?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Is it before the schools go back or Christmas?

0:08:58 > 0:09:02- We do back-to-school stuff.- Yeah. - Christmas, Halloween, all of it.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Very good.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Anyway, listen, Josh, that board is all yours.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Talk us through the answers no-one's yet given.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11I think I know three of them.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13I think... I don't know what Bus Stop is.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16I think Crazy Horses is Donny Osmond.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17The Riverboat Song is Ocean Colour Scene

0:09:17 > 0:09:19and Walking Away is Craig David.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I just don't know which one...

0:09:21 > 0:09:22I think I'm going to go for...

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Craig David, Walking Away.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Craig David, says Josh.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28There we are. Let's see if it's right

0:09:28 > 0:09:32and let's see how many of our 100 people said Craig David.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36It's right! Well, 96 you've already passed. Our highest score.

0:09:36 > 0:09:3711 is our low score.

0:09:38 > 0:09:42Ooh, very close to it there, Josh. Very well done indeed.

0:09:42 > 0:09:4413 for Craig David.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Well played, Josh. Starting off as you left off on the last show.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Another good answer.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Chose the right one as well, cos The Riverboat Song,

0:09:52 > 0:09:54it was Ocean Colour Scene, would've scored you 15.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Crazy Horses, you got wrong, not Donny Osmond,

0:09:57 > 0:09:59it's The Osmonds, I'm afraid. That would have scored 53.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Bus Stop, do you know that? That's a tough one.- I don't know that one.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03It's The Hollies.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07- The audience knew it.- Would you have known that, Ron?- 28 points for that.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10- I couldn't possibly comment. - OK. Good. Keeping his powder dry.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12We commented, last time,

0:10:12 > 0:10:16- that Ron has a good line in quizzers' jumpers.- He does, doesn't he?

0:10:16 > 0:10:17He's rocking another one today.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20It's another quizzers' jumper. Fantastic.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22No wonder his granddaughter's going into fashion PR.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26- The environment she must have been brought up in.- Absolutely right.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Thank you. We're halfway through the round.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Let's take a look at those scores. 11 the best score of the pass, Andy.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Well done. Andy and Donna looking particularly strong at this point.

0:10:34 > 0:10:3513, Josh and Jordan.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Up to 40, Iona and Ron.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38Could be in with a shout here, Ron.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42Let's hope there's a good board for you there. 96, yes, Chris.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44You know what we need. I don't need to tell you.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Good luck with that. We're going to come back down the line now.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55OK. Let's put seven more songs on the board.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Here they are. We've got...

0:11:08 > 0:11:09I'll read this one more time.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Jordan.- Hello.- Welcome back.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25We discovered last time that you work in plumbing.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Yes.- But more in sort of large-scale plumbing?- Large-scale.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31So, what's the biggest plumbing job you've done?

0:11:31 > 0:11:35We recently did a load of plant rooms

0:11:35 > 0:11:38- for a turkey company.- Wow.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41- Plant rooms for turkeys.- All the plant rooms for all the sheds.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43- Wow.- For the heating of their turkeys there.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- Pretty substantial.- Yes.- And your interests, aside from plumbing?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49I enjoy running and I like cooking as well.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Very good indeed. Now, Jordan,

0:11:51 > 0:11:53- you get first pick of this new board.- OK.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Um, I think I'm going to go for Helicopter.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58I'm going to go for Bloc Party.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Bloc Party, Helicopter.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Let's see if that's right. Here's your red line. Nice and high.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06If you get below that red line, you are through to Round Two.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07How many people said Bloc Party?

0:12:10 > 0:12:13It's right. Well done. You're through.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17This could go quite a long way down, I feel.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Oh, and it does, look at that. Three. APPLAUSE

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Only the best score of the round, Jordan.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Taking your total up to 16.

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Great answer, Jordan.

0:12:25 > 0:12:30Very well played there. Their second of 13 Top 40 singles, Bloc Party.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Another very flashy mode of transport, a helicopter.- Isn't it?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Yep.- Now, Ron...

0:12:36 > 0:12:40Ron, we discovered that you are a retired banker

0:12:40 > 0:12:42and you have

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- a dog called Hamish.- Yes. - A black Labrador...- Yep.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49- ..who will be watching right now. - Yep.- Slightly confused as to why

0:12:49 > 0:12:52his master is on television and, also...

0:12:52 > 0:12:54I'm assuming he'll be allowed to watch this, he won't still be

0:12:54 > 0:12:56- in the garden, will he? - No, he has to go in the garden

0:12:56 > 0:12:58- when I'm there.- OK.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02To keep an eye on my gardening expertise on behalf of my wife.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04What sort of garden do you have?

0:13:04 > 0:13:07I do the sort of stuff that I can easily recognise.

0:13:07 > 0:13:12Like nettles and, er, ground elder and, er...

0:13:12 > 0:13:14I'm not so sure about nettles sometimes.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- They're very confusing. Dead nettles!- They can be.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20Then, there's nettles with the white flowers in the spring.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Very confusing indeed.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25- I'm just trusted with the easy stuff...- OK.- ..under direction.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28OK. Very good. Now, Ron, please have a good answer here.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30You've got a target,

0:13:30 > 0:13:32which is 55 or less.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36This is the category that's probably the worst one I could have.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- Right.- So, I've got to look at a date

0:13:39 > 0:13:41that's more in my era

0:13:41 > 0:13:43and see if I can come up with a name

0:13:43 > 0:13:46that might have been active in that era.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49I'm going to go for Rocket Man and Rod Stewart.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50AUDIENCE MURMURS

0:13:50 > 0:13:53That sort of murmuring... LAUGHTER

0:13:53 > 0:13:56As a gardener, you recognise that bees often make that sound

0:13:56 > 0:13:59when they're flying around honeysuckle.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03But when it comes from an audience, it means one of two things.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06There is your red line. Let's see where you get with Rod Stewart.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14I'm sorry, Ron. That is incorrect.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16That scores 100 points.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20It takes your total up to 140. The round is by no means over, though,

0:14:20 > 0:14:22so it needn't necessarily be bad news.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Yeah, not Rod Stewart, I'm afraid.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27I'll give out all the correct answers at the end of the pass.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Thanks very much, Richard.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Now then, Chris.- Hello. - Welcome.- Thank you.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Welcome here. What do you do down in Surrey?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36At the moment, I'm on a mature gap year.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37Just a year, or is it...?

0:14:37 > 0:14:38At the moment...

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- I say a year, it's been about six months.- Right, OK.- Resting.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Are you going to go off abroad and discover yourself?

0:14:44 > 0:14:47- I've done a bit of that already.- OK.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49I previously worked in retail.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53That was my previous role and I was looking to do something different

0:14:53 > 0:14:57- and let's just say things didn't quite work out as I had hoped.- Yet.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Yet. Fingers crossed.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02What area are you wanting to move into, Chris?

0:15:02 > 0:15:03I'm not fussed, really.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07I used to work for the local theatre, in Woking,

0:15:07 > 0:15:09and that's something that I'm thinking of going back to

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- to see if I can get a role there. - Very good.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14It'd be cheaper than a ticket.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16LAUGHTER Well, best of luck with that, Chris.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Thank you.- Also best of luck with your answer here.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20- You have to score 43 or less.- Sure.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22How are we feeling about that?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25I know about five of them for sure.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27It's just a case of which one

0:15:27 > 0:15:28do I feel most confident of?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30I'm going to go with Motorcycle Emptiness.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32The Manic Street Preachers.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34The Manic Street Preachers, says Chris.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Here is your red line. Get below that, you're into Round Two.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40How many of our 100 people said The Manic Street Preachers?

0:15:42 > 0:15:43It's right.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48And you're through.

0:15:48 > 0:15:4919.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51APPLAUSE

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Very well done, indeed. 115 is your total.

0:15:54 > 0:15:59Yeah, one of 34 Top 40 hits to date for The Manics.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02I know! Two number ones as well.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- Wow.- Yep.- That's good. Yeah.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Um, now, Donna, welcome back to Pointless.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Hello.- Welcome back. Listen, I have nothing but good news for you.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12You're going to make it into the second round.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14I don't know how I know that, but I just have a hunch.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Remind us what you do, Donna.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- I'm an apprenticeship assessor for a retail company.- Indeed.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22- Do you ever do it secretly? Do they know if they're being assessed?- Yes.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25- I book the visits in advance... - I see.- ..so they're well aware.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29So, you follow them around with a clipboard and say nothing?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Ha-ha! Yeah, there is a lot of following around with a clipboard.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34- And a lot of writing down. - Yes.- Do they get very nervous?

0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Um, the first time, yeah. - ALEXANDER GASPS

0:16:37 > 0:16:39The second time, they're generally not too bad.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Cos they know how nice you are? - Yes.- They know you'll be fair?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44- Yes.- Very good. OK, now, Donna, that board is all yours.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47It doesn't matter what you go for, because you're through.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50So, um, have some fun with it. Do you want to talk us through it?

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Um, so the Rocket Man is Elton John.

0:16:53 > 0:16:58Bicycle Race might be Queen, but I'm not entirely sure.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01The other three on the board, I haven't got a clue.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02So I'm going to go for...

0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Rocket Man and Elton John. - Rocket Man, Elton John.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07No red line, you're already through.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Let's see how many of our 100 said Elton John.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14It's right.

0:17:14 > 0:17:1873. 73 takes your total up to 84.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Not bad at all.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Yeah, Elton John.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24You're right about Queen, Bicycle Race.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Queen would've scored you 36. Now, the one at the bottom

0:17:27 > 0:17:30is in our era, isn't it? Do you remember Groovy Train?

0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Yeah, I do, The Farm.- The Farm. That would've scored you 14.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36The JCB song. It was a one-hit wonder number one single

0:17:36 > 0:17:38for Nizlopi. Well done if you said that. 11 points.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41The best answer on the board is Camels,

0:17:41 > 0:17:43which was by the Italian DJ, Santos.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45One point for that.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Very well done if you said that. - Thanks very much.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50At the end of our first round... I can't bear this. ..Ron and Iona,

0:17:50 > 0:17:53we sent you home far too early last time and this is just a travesty.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56I'm sorry. But there we are, you are our high-scorers.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58We have to send you home. Thank you for coming and playing.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Great to have you here on both occasions, albeit briefly.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03But Ron and Iona. APPLAUSE

0:18:04 > 0:18:08But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10APPLAUSE

0:18:13 > 0:18:16And now we're down to three pairs, so, at the end of this round,

0:18:16 > 0:18:18we will have to say goodbye to another pair, but before

0:18:18 > 0:18:21we get down to the nitty-gritty, I have plaudits to hand out.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Jordan and Josh, well done. Best combined score.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Jordan, well done - Bloc Party, the best individual score.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Kaz and Chris, well done for your teamwork.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30THEY LAUGH That's proper.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32That's what I'd hoped for from a twinset.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35"A twinset", but you know what I mean. Um, very good indeed.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38And, Donna and Andy, thank you for bringing up The Beautiful South.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Always nice to have them mentioned on the show.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two today...

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Countries. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first

0:18:48 > 0:18:50and who's going to go second?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52And whoever's going to go first, please step up to the podium.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57So, let's find out what the question is.

0:18:57 > 0:19:02We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:19:06 > 0:19:10Commonwealth countries with a smaller population than the UK. Richard?

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Yes, in July 2014, the UK population

0:19:12 > 0:19:16was estimated at 63 million by the CIA World Factbook.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19We're looking for any of the 48 Commonwealth countries

0:19:19 > 0:19:22which had a population smaller than that, please.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24As always, by country, we mean a sovereign state

0:19:24 > 0:19:26that is a member of the UN in its own right.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30Thank you very much indeed. Now, Andy...

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Yeah.- Andy?

0:19:33 > 0:19:36I've got a country. I think it's in the Commonwealth

0:19:36 > 0:19:40and I'm trying to take a bit of a risk.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42And I'll say Barbados.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Barbados, says Andy. Barbados.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Let's see if that's right and how many people said Barbados.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51It's right.

0:19:56 > 0:19:5814.

0:20:01 > 0:20:0314 for Barbados.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07Well played, Andy. The population of Barbados is estimated at 300,000.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09- Interesting. Chris?- Yes.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Hmm.- I'm thinking...

0:20:12 > 0:20:16So I'm going to stick with the Caribbean theme and go with Jamaica.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Jamaica, says Chris. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Jamaica.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23It's right.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Well, 14 for Barbados.

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Jamaica gets 31.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Yeah, a population of three million in Jamaica.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Thank you very much, Richard. Josh...

0:20:39 > 0:20:40- Hmm.- Hmm.- Troubled.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43A lot of countries, though, to choose from!

0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Yeah, but I'm not too sure what's in the Commonwealth.- Hmm.

0:20:46 > 0:20:47I think I might take a risk.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50I'm not sure how you pronounce it, but I know how to spell it.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52L-E-S-O-T-H-O.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56- Er, Lesotho.- Lesotho. - OK, let's see if that's right

0:20:56 > 0:20:59and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Lesotho.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03It's right.

0:21:03 > 0:21:0431, our high score.

0:21:04 > 0:21:0714 our low. You've passed the high.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09You've passed the low. There we are.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Another new low score. Well done.

0:21:11 > 0:21:135 for Lesotho.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18Well played, Josh. A population of two million in Lesotho.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22It's next to Moresoto, which has got 47,000 million(!)

0:21:22 > 0:21:24SOME LAUGHTER

0:21:24 > 0:21:27- And in the middle is just Soto, but they don't say very much(!)- Yeah.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- They're very quiet.- They don't.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Any time they want a bit of peace and quiet, they go south.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Any time they want some bustle and nightclubs, they go north.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Thank you very much. We're halfway through the round,

0:21:36 > 0:21:38so we must just do a little catch-up on the scores,

0:21:38 > 0:21:41so we see where we are. Josh and Jordan are on 5.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Very well done.

0:21:42 > 0:21:4414 is where we find Andy and Donna.

0:21:44 > 0:21:4731, not that far ahead, Chris and Kaz, but Kaz...

0:21:47 > 0:21:50you need to pay Chris back... SHE LAUGHS

0:21:50 > 0:21:52..for his low-scoring in the first round.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Yes, a nice, low score from you in the next pass

0:21:54 > 0:21:56should keep you in the game. We'll come back down the line now.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:22:02 > 0:22:03So, Jordan...

0:22:03 > 0:22:08a Commonwealth country with a smaller population than the UK.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Like Josh, I've got a few countries in my head,

0:22:10 > 0:22:13but I'm not entirely sure if they're part of the Commonwealth.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15So, I'm going to have to

0:22:15 > 0:22:19- probably take another gamble... - Mm-hm.- ..and go with...

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Congo?

0:22:20 > 0:22:22The Congo?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Jordan is saying the Congo.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25Let's see if that's right.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27There's the red line.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28You have to get below that.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Let's see what happens when we say the Congo.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Bad luck, Jordan. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer

0:22:38 > 0:22:41and it scores you 100 points. It takes your total up to 105.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Who knows? The round's not over yet.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45And, thanks to Josh's low score in the first pass,

0:22:45 > 0:22:47you could still be in with a shout.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51- Yeah, not a Commonwealth country, I'm afraid, Jordan.- Thanks, Richard.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Kaz...- Hi.- ..bit of a lifeline there from Jordan.- Yes.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57- Well, a bit of one.- A bit. - It's got to be a correct answer

0:22:57 > 0:22:59- we need from you.- Yes.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03- How are you feeling about this? Are you confident?- Not really.- No?

0:23:03 > 0:23:07My geography's generally quite good, but Commonwealth countries is not.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11So, um, I was thinking, "Do I take a risk and go for one

0:23:11 > 0:23:13"that might not be, or do I go for something

0:23:13 > 0:23:15"that I'm fairly certain is safe?"

0:23:15 > 0:23:18I'll go for the safe one, I think, and go for Antigua.

0:23:18 > 0:23:19Antigua.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Antigua, says Kaz. Here's your red line.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Quite high. You have to get below that to be in the next round.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Let's see if Antigua's right and let's see how many people said it.

0:23:31 > 0:23:32It is right.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34And you are through.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Look at that! 6. Very well done indeed.

0:23:42 > 0:23:4437 is your total.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48A population of just over 91,000.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51That's like a small drinks party, isn't it, really?

0:23:51 > 0:23:53It is, but a nice one.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54- Fun!- Yeah.- Yeah!

0:23:54 > 0:23:57You'd probably know a couple of people there, I would've thought.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00- I suspect so.- Yeah. You'd need a big bed for all the coats.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01LAUGHTER

0:24:01 > 0:24:04- You would. It'd be lovely weather. - Absolutely.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Donna, you're on 14.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08You want to be scoring 90 or less.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12So, essentially, a right answer rather than a wrong answer.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Yes, that might be a bit of a...a bit of a problem.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Oh, Jordan and Josh!

0:24:17 > 0:24:18THEY LAUGH Oh!

0:24:18 > 0:24:20- Back to Donna.- Yeah.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Geography is my worst subject.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Back to Jordan and Josh. Oh! LAUGHTER

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Back to Donna.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31- Commonwealth countries, I'm not good with, either.- Jordan and Josh! Yay!

0:24:31 > 0:24:33- Donna?- Um, I have...

0:24:33 > 0:24:38I have a couple of answers that I think are Commonwealth countries...

0:24:38 > 0:24:43- Oh!- ..but it's whether they have a population smaller than the UK.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Yay!- Um...- OK.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47..I'm going to say...

0:24:48 > 0:24:50..Australia.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54LAUGHTER

0:24:54 > 0:24:55There's the red line.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59That represents 90 points. You're saying Australia.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Let's see how many of our 100 people said Australia.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06It's right. Ooh, you've done it!

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Oh, for heaven's sake! 38?!

0:25:12 > 0:25:1638 plus 14 takes your total up to 52.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Yeah, 22.5 million the population

0:25:19 > 0:25:21in Australia. It's a nerve-racking one, though.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24It's so big, you assume it has a higher population than the UK.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Funnily enough, even Canada has a lower population than the UK.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Canada has about 35 million people.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31It would've scored you 30 and been a good answer.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Before we get to the pointless ones, and there are a few,

0:25:33 > 0:25:35I'll take you through some low-scorers.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39Two points for Namibia, Maldives, Tanzania, Guyana and Grenada.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42One point for Kiribati, Rwanda, Cameroon, Swaziland, Uganda,

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Malaysia would've scored you one point, Papua New Guinea,

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Seychelles and Solomon Islands.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50But there's five pointless answers. Let's see if you got one of these.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03Let's take a look at the top three answers. We heard a couple already.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Thank you very much, Richard. So, at the end of our second round,

0:26:15 > 0:26:16the pair we have to say goodbye to...

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Oh, Jordan and Josh, our golden couple from the last show.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22And I'm afraid we're showing you the door at the end of this second round.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Great having you on both shows. Thanks for playing, Jordan and Josh.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27APPLAUSE

0:26:30 > 0:26:33But, for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Many congratulations, Donna and Andy, Kaz and Chris.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42You're now one step closer to the final

0:26:42 > 0:26:44and a chance to play for that jackpot,

0:26:44 > 0:26:47which currently stands at £1,000.

0:26:47 > 0:26:51Well, you know what happens here. This is where you go head-to-head.

0:26:51 > 0:26:52You can play as teams, chat.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54You can have a lovely time before you give your answers.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57The first pair to get two points goes to the final

0:26:57 > 0:26:58and plays for the jackpot.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Well, Donna and Andy, some great low scores from you.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03We've had Beautiful South, we've had Barbados from you.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07Nice low scores there. Kaz And Chris, very nice boxing and coxing there.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10You've been helping each other out when the moment has required it.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Here, when you can pool your resources, I think you should be

0:27:13 > 0:27:14a very strong team. This should be close.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Best of luck to both of you. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19APPLAUSE

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Here's your first question. It concerns...

0:27:28 > 0:27:30American Sports Stars. Richard?

0:27:30 > 0:27:33We'll show you five pictures of American sports stars.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35You need to tell us the sport for which they are famous.

0:27:35 > 0:27:40- Best of luck.- OK. Let's reveal our five US sports stars. Here they are.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06There we are. Five Americans sports stars.

0:28:06 > 0:28:10Now, Donna and Andy, you are our low scorers on aggregate,

0:28:10 > 0:28:11so you get to go first.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15- (I don't know any.) - (I know A, B and C.)

0:28:15 > 0:28:20(Well, he looks like Pistorius, but I don't think he is Pistorius.)

0:28:20 > 0:28:22OK, so we're...

0:28:22 > 0:28:25We know...three.

0:28:25 > 0:28:28Or we're going to go for what we think is the lowest score.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30We're torn between two.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33We're going to go with B and swimming.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36B, swimming. B, swimming, say Donna and Andy.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39Now then, Kaz and Chris, talk us through that board.

0:28:39 > 0:28:44I think A is Michael Johnson, therefore running.

0:28:44 > 0:28:49C is Muhammad Ali, boxing. We don't know D, but I'm going to...

0:28:49 > 0:28:51Well, collectively, we're going to go with E.

0:28:51 > 0:28:55I think it's Landon Donovan and he plays football, or soccer.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57OK, you're going to say football or soccer.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59Nice translation into American there.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02Donna and Andy, swimming for B.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04Let's see if that's right. Let see how many people said swimming.

0:29:07 > 0:29:08It's right.

0:29:14 > 0:29:16Very well done indeed.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18Eight. Great score.

0:29:20 > 0:29:24Now, Kaz and Chris, meanwhile, have said football for E.

0:29:24 > 0:29:28Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said football.

0:29:31 > 0:29:32It's right.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36It's got to beat 8.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38Which it does! Oh, look at that! 1!

0:29:38 > 0:29:41Very well done indeed! 1 for football.

0:29:41 > 0:29:45Kaz and Chris, very well done indeed. After one question, you're up 1-0.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48Two good answers there from both teams.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50B, of course, is Michael Phelps.

0:29:50 > 0:29:53A, you're right, is Michael Johnson, athletics.

0:29:53 > 0:29:55400m runner.

0:29:55 > 0:29:5824 points for him. Great commentator now.

0:29:58 > 0:30:02C, of course, is Muhammad Ali, so it's boxing. Very low score. 44.

0:30:02 > 0:30:05- For Muhammad Ali. - Very dapper, isn't he?

0:30:05 > 0:30:06He is dapper. He really is.

0:30:06 > 0:30:08Now, D would've scored you 7 points.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11If we'd done this in the States, he would've scored 95.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14If they'd seen this, they'd go, "What?" This is Michael Jordan.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16So it's basketball.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18I've got those pyjamas. LAUGHTER

0:30:18 > 0:30:20And that dressing gown?

0:30:20 > 0:30:23Yeah, that's what I routinely look like, come nightfall.

0:30:23 > 0:30:24LAUGHTER There you are.

0:30:24 > 0:30:27Thank you very much indeed. So here comes your second question.

0:30:27 > 0:30:31And, Donna and Andy, remember, you have to win this one

0:30:31 > 0:30:34to stay in the game, so best of luck. It concerns...

0:30:37 > 0:30:38Fried foods, Richard.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41We'll show you the names of five foods traditionally deep-fried,

0:30:41 > 0:30:43but we've missed out alternate letters from them.

0:30:43 > 0:30:46- Can you fill in those gaps? - Mmm.- Mmm!

0:30:46 > 0:30:48- Yum!- You don't even know what they are yet and he's going "Mmm!"

0:30:48 > 0:30:49LAUGHTER

0:30:49 > 0:30:51- Anything fried.- Mmm!

0:30:51 > 0:30:54Five foods deep-fried with bites taken out

0:30:54 > 0:30:56and here they are. We've got...

0:31:06 > 0:31:07I'll read those all again.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16Now, then, Kaz and Chris. You'll go first.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22OK, we're going to go for the top one and calamari.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24Calamari, say Kaz and Chris.

0:31:24 > 0:31:28Now then, Donna and Andy, do you want to talk us through the board?

0:31:28 > 0:31:31So, the second one is French fries.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33We don't know the middle one.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36Um, what one shall we go for?

0:31:36 > 0:31:41I wish I knew the middle one, cos I think it's...peppers.

0:31:41 > 0:31:45- The fourth one's bhaji and the last one is onion rings.- (Bhaji.)

0:31:45 > 0:31:47- Er, we'll go for bhaji. - OK, you'll go for bhaji.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49So, Kaz and Chris had calamari.

0:31:49 > 0:31:52Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it.

0:31:55 > 0:31:56It's right.

0:31:59 > 0:32:0154 for calamari.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05Donna and Andy went for bhaji.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:32:12 > 0:32:15Well done. Bhaji does it. You've broken back. Back in the game.

0:32:15 > 0:32:1730 for bhaji.

0:32:17 > 0:32:20So, after two questions, it's 1-1.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23Yeah, there's a pointless answer up there on that board.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26It's not the second one down. That's French fries. 47.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29The biggest score of all down the bottom.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31Onion ring, 73.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34It's that middle one that's a pointless answer and, as you say,

0:32:34 > 0:32:38it looks like the word peppers fits in at the end. It's not peppers.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40You'll maybe work out the first word.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43It is...

0:32:43 > 0:32:46- prawn...- Ah!- ..tempura.- Ah.

0:32:46 > 0:32:47Ah!

0:32:47 > 0:32:49Oh, I'm starving!

0:32:49 > 0:32:51LAUGHTER

0:32:51 > 0:32:53Thank you very much indeed. OK, your third question.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56Whoever wins goes to the final and plays for that jackpot.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58Best of luck to both pairs It concerns...

0:33:00 > 0:33:02Punk rock, Richard.

0:33:02 > 0:33:05Five clues now to facts about punk rock. The team that gives us

0:33:05 > 0:33:08the lowest score will go through to play for today's jackpot.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11- Best of luck.- OK, let's reveal our five clues. Here they come.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13We've got...

0:33:30 > 0:33:32I'll read those all one last time.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51Donna and Andy will go first.

0:33:52 > 0:33:56- (Sex Pistols?) - Yeah, I know the fourth one

0:33:56 > 0:33:57and I can't bring it to mind.

0:33:57 > 0:34:00I know the song and I'm singing it in my head.

0:34:00 > 0:34:03Um, so we'll have to go with the...first one.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06The band interviewed by Bill Grundy.

0:34:06 > 0:34:08Um, the Sex Pistols.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10The Sex Pistols, say Donna and Andy.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13Now then, Kaz and Chris, the board's all yours.

0:34:13 > 0:34:15Well, Billy Idol went to a White Wedding.

0:34:15 > 0:34:19The band with the '78 single I think was the Buzzcocks.

0:34:19 > 0:34:24And I believe The Clash's debut album was in the '70s.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27So, I think...

0:34:27 > 0:34:31we'll go for... Do you reckon The Buzzcocks?

0:34:31 > 0:34:32Yeah. We'll go for the Buzzcocks.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35- This band from '78.- You're going to go for the Buzzcocks?- Mm-hm.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37So, we have the Sex Pistols, we have the Buzzcocks.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39Donna and Andy said the Sex Pistols.

0:34:39 > 0:34:41Let's see how many of our 100 said that.

0:34:43 > 0:34:44It's right.

0:34:48 > 0:34:5036.

0:34:53 > 0:34:56Kaz and Chris, meanwhile, have gone for the Buzzcocks.

0:34:56 > 0:34:59Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said that.

0:35:01 > 0:35:02It's right.

0:35:06 > 0:35:09Very well done indeed. That wins you the point and the round.

0:35:09 > 0:35:1015!

0:35:10 > 0:35:13That means, Kaz and Chris, after three questions,

0:35:13 > 0:35:15you are through to the final. 2-1.

0:35:15 > 0:35:17A good head-to-head. Well played, both teams.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20Now, the, er... It is White Wedding, Billy Idol.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22It's not a punk track, but he started out as a punk, certainly.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25Big scorer, 62 points.

0:35:25 > 0:35:28The Clash released their debut album in 1977.

0:35:28 > 0:35:3047 points for that. And the US state...

0:35:30 > 0:35:34Well, they were famously a New York band, so New York state.

0:35:34 > 0:35:36And 12 points for that. That's the best answer up there.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38Thanks, Richard. So, the pair leaving

0:35:38 > 0:35:41after the end of the head-to-head round, I'm sorry, Donna and Andy.

0:35:41 > 0:35:43You've made it all the way through as the golden couple,

0:35:43 > 0:35:46to the head-to-head round, but I'm afraid we say goodbye to you.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48Great having you on the show. Thank you so much, Donna and Andy.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51- APPLAUSE - Well played. Good luck.

0:35:51 > 0:35:54But for Kaz and Chris, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02Well, Kaz and Chris, well done, you!

0:36:02 > 0:36:06You've seen off all the competition on your first appearance on the show

0:36:06 > 0:36:08and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:36:14 > 0:36:16- Wahey!- Inde... Oh! LAUGHTER

0:36:16 > 0:36:19A spirited response. LAUGHTER

0:36:19 > 0:36:21You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:36:21 > 0:36:25which currently stands, still, at £1,000.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27So, there we are.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30Well, a really, really good show of teamwork, I would say, from you.

0:36:30 > 0:36:34That's been the watchword and a very exciting head-to-head there.

0:36:34 > 0:36:36Very well done, some good answers there.

0:36:36 > 0:36:37What do you want to see in this last round?

0:36:37 > 0:36:41- I can't promise anything, obviously. - We're both film buffs.

0:36:41 > 0:36:46- Mm-hm.- So anything film related, be it actors, directors, um...

0:36:46 > 0:36:49- Anything musical theatre-related. Anything like that.- OK.

0:36:49 > 0:36:53And we could probably bluff our way through certain science questions.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55Looking forward to that.

0:36:55 > 0:36:59- Yes!- OK, well, let's see what the category options are for you today.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01Today's four are...

0:37:09 > 0:37:13- Japan, I think not.- No.- Um... - I wouldn't go anywhere near Japan.

0:37:13 > 0:37:17- Maybe fast films. - Probably fast films, I think.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19- Yeah?- Yes.- Shall we do fast...?

0:37:19 > 0:37:21- We've give fast films a go, please. - Fast films.

0:37:21 > 0:37:25- OK, fast films.- OK, very best of luck. We're looking for actors here.

0:37:25 > 0:37:28We're looking for any actor credited by IMDb

0:37:28 > 0:37:31as appearing in any of the following films, please.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33Any actors who appeared in...

0:37:43 > 0:37:45- Very best of luck.- There we are. Now, as always,

0:37:45 > 0:37:47you've got up to a minute to come up with three answers.

0:37:47 > 0:37:50All you need to win the jackpot is for just one of them to be pointless.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52- Are you ready?- We're ready.- Yes.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:37:54 > 0:37:55There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:55 > 0:37:59OK, the cast of Speed is, um, Sandra Bullock and...

0:37:59 > 0:38:03- Keanu Reeves.- ..Keanu Reeves.- Dennis Hopper. They'll be really high.- Yes.

0:38:03 > 0:38:08- I've seen it recently, but my mind's gone a bit blank on it.- What's that?

0:38:08 > 0:38:11- On Speed.- Oh, OK. - As to who's in it. Um...

0:38:11 > 0:38:14- I've not seen... - Ah, I know somebody.

0:38:14 > 0:38:16- (Jeff Daniels.)- Jeff Daniels? OK.- Jeff Daniels is in it.- Yeah.

0:38:16 > 0:38:19- Rush, um, I've seen that recently...- OK.

0:38:19 > 0:38:23..and I know someone that has a very small part in it.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25Whether she's actually credited or not, I don't know.

0:38:25 > 0:38:30- But it's a name that I do know. - OK, go for that one.- Go for her.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32- She's called Natalie Dormer. - OK, we can go for that.

0:38:32 > 0:38:35- The Great Race, I don't know that film.- No, I've not seen it either.

0:38:35 > 0:38:40- So, for Speed, we'll go for Jeff Daniels...- Jeff Daniels.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42- ..and Dennis Hopper.- Dennis Hopper.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44- Even though he's the bad guy.- Yeah.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46- And for Rush, Natalie Dormer. - 10 seconds!- Yeah.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49- Are you happy with that?- Yeah.- Cool. - OK, there we are.- We're good.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51Stopping ahead of time. I like that.

0:38:51 > 0:38:52Very good. Your time is now up.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54What will your three answers be?

0:38:54 > 0:38:57- And say the film you're speaking about.- We'll do Speed first,

0:38:57 > 0:38:59cos we're positive they'll be right answers.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02Um, so we'll go with Jeff Daniels.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05- Jeff Daniels.- Then Dennis Hopper. - Dennis Hopper.- Dennis Hopper.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08And then, from the film Rush, um, Natalie Dormer.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11- Natalie Dormer?- Yeah.- Who is a close personal friend of yours?

0:39:11 > 0:39:14- Oh, I wish she was. - You just happen to know she's in it?

0:39:14 > 0:39:17- I just happen to know she's in it. - OK, there we are. Of those three,

0:39:17 > 0:39:19which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:19 > 0:39:22- Probably Natalie Dormer, if it's correct.- OK. There we go.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25- Least likely to be pointless? - Dennis Hopper.- Dennis Hopper.

0:39:25 > 0:39:29OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order, then, and here we are.

0:39:29 > 0:39:30We've got...

0:39:32 > 0:39:35Well, very best of luck. Three good answers there,

0:39:35 > 0:39:37one of which might just have pointless written all over it.

0:39:37 > 0:39:40If it isn't just so pointless, it didn't quite make it into the...

0:39:40 > 0:39:42- Yes.- Onto the listings. But there we are!

0:39:42 > 0:39:45If you were to win that money, what would you like to do with it, Kaz?

0:39:45 > 0:39:51Well, we could do with a new sofa, so possibly go towards that.

0:39:51 > 0:39:54- Um, Chris?- We're going on holiday later on in the year

0:39:54 > 0:39:57and it'd be just nice to have... As a family, we're going

0:39:57 > 0:40:00and it'd just be nice to have some spending money to take with us.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02Very good indeed. Well, best of luck. Three good answers.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04Your first answer was Dennis Hopper.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07In this case, we were looking for cast members of Speed.

0:40:07 > 0:40:08It has to be pointless to win the jackpot.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11So, for £1,000, let's see how many people said Dennis Hopper.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16Well, it's right. No surprises there.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19Dennis Hopper could take us all the way down to 0.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21And, if he does, you will leave with £1,000.

0:40:21 > 0:40:24Currently going through the teens, into single figures.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26Still going down, still going down!

0:40:26 > 0:40:283 for Dennis Hopper! APPLAUSE

0:40:29 > 0:40:323 for Dennis Hopper!

0:40:32 > 0:40:35- I'm amazed.- I mean, he's the bad guy.- He's the bad guy!

0:40:35 > 0:40:37He's really scary as well.

0:40:37 > 0:40:39Terrifying, Dennis Hopper, in that film.

0:40:39 > 0:40:42This is all looking very good for your next two answers, I have to say.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44Not pointless, but there we are.

0:40:44 > 0:40:48So your next answer was Jeff Daniels, also from the cast of Speed.

0:40:48 > 0:40:51Does anyone remember Jeff Daniels, I wonder?

0:40:51 > 0:40:53If they don't, it's worth £1,000 to you.

0:40:53 > 0:40:55How many people said Jeff Daniels?

0:40:58 > 0:40:59Well, it's right.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02Dennis Hopper took us all the way down to 3.

0:41:02 > 0:41:07Jeff Daniels now taking us down through the teens,

0:41:07 > 0:41:10into single figures, down it goes, passes 3, still going down...

0:41:10 > 0:41:12Yes! Very well done indeed! CHEERING

0:41:15 > 0:41:20- Brilliant!- Thank you!- Brilliant! Very well done. Fabulous!

0:41:23 > 0:41:27- But you did remember Dennis Hopper! - Well, congratulations!

0:41:29 > 0:41:30Jeff Daniels was a pointless answer.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33So, yes, you take home that jackpot of £1,000.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35- Very well done.- Excellent! Thank you!

0:41:37 > 0:41:40- Four jackpots in a row we've had, now.- Mm-hm!- Four jackpots in a row.

0:41:40 > 0:41:43The only bad news about Jeff Daniels being pointless is

0:41:43 > 0:41:46- we won't find out if Natalie Dormer was pointless or not.- Ah!

0:41:46 > 0:41:49Natalie Dormer, of course, much more famous now for The Tudors

0:41:49 > 0:41:51and for Game Of Thrones, of course.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54She was in Rush and she was a pointless answer. Very well done.

0:41:58 > 0:42:00Let's take a look at the pointless answers

0:42:00 > 0:42:03in the three different categories.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06Actors in Rush. Now, Daniel Bruhl, who plays Niki Lauda in the film,

0:42:06 > 0:42:08was a pointless answer. Everybody apart from Chris Hemsworth

0:42:08 > 0:42:10is a pointless answer in this great film.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13Julian Rhind-Tutt. Olivia Wilde. Stephen Mangan is in it.

0:42:13 > 0:42:14He plays Alistair Caldwell.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17Alistair Caldwell is in the film and was a pointless answer.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19He plays an official. Let's look at Speed.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Alan Ruck. There's Jeff Daniels. Joe Morton.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26Richard Schiff, of course, was in The West Wing.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29Everyone there apart from Sandra Bullock, Keanu Reeves,

0:42:29 > 0:42:32Dennis Hopper and James Dumont. Everyone else is a pointless answer.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35And The Great Race, everybody in this film was pointless

0:42:35 > 0:42:38other than Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon and Peter Falk.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40There's four of them up there now. So, very well done

0:42:40 > 0:42:43if you said any of those at home and congratulations. Four in a row!

0:42:43 > 0:42:46- Hmm!- Where are we going to get the money from?- I don't know.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48I'll have to pawn my pyjamas. LAUGHTER

0:42:48 > 0:42:51Well, thanks, once again, to our winning players, Kaz and Chris,

0:42:51 > 0:42:55who go away with today's jackpot of £1,000. Very, very well done.

0:42:55 > 0:42:56- APPLAUSE - Thank you!

0:42:59 > 0:43:02Join us next time, when we'll put more obscure knowledge to the test.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. - Goodbye.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:06 > 0:43:09APPLAUSE AND CHEERING