Episode 45

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0:00:14 > 0:00:20APPLAUSE

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Hello. I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:24 > 0:00:26the show where the aim of the game

0:00:26 > 0:00:28is to find the most obscure answer possible.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.

0:00:29 > 0:00:33APPLAUSE

0:00:33 > 0:00:35- And couple number one. - Hi. My name's Chris.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38This is my girlfriend, Cat, and we're from Glasgow.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39- Couple number two.- My name's Dan.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41That's my partner, Holly, and we're from West London.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- Couple number three. - Hi, Xander. I'm Alan.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47This is my good friend Jim and we're from Carshalton in Surrey.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49- And finally, couple number four.- Hello.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52I'm Mary and this is my granddaughter Esther.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Esther's from Newcastle and I'm from Boston in Lincolnshire.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57And these are today's contestants.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00APPLAUSE

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Thanks very much and welcome to all of you.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05We'll find out more about you throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07That just leaves one more person for me to introduce -

0:01:07 > 0:01:09the show's beating heart.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Its cold, black heart.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12It's my Pointless friend. It's Richard.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Hiya. Hi, everybody.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17- APPLAUSE - Afternoon.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Well, good afternoon to you. - And to you.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Lovely show last time. We've got two returning pairs.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26We've got Holly and Dan, who got knocked out in the head-to-head

0:01:26 > 0:01:28by Yatish and Hemisha.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30They were very, very smart, weren't they?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I'm not saying you weren't, cos you were,

0:01:32 > 0:01:33but they were very, very good

0:01:33 > 0:01:36and they aced the jackpot round as well, I can tell you.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37They were so good.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40And also we've got Jim and Alan who were knocked out in Round One,

0:01:40 > 0:01:41but by 1 point, our firefighters there.

0:01:41 > 0:01:431 point saw them knocked out,

0:01:43 > 0:01:46so I think they've got something to prove in today's show.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- And podium four...- I know.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51- ..grandmother/granddaughter combination.- I know.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52I mean, just...

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- It's always lovely, isn't it?- Always.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58- I mean, never wins... - LAUGHTER

0:01:58 > 0:02:00..unfortunately, but we always want it to.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02So, perhaps - perhaps - that could happen.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Round One. Round One's a lovely round.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Round One's a particularly nice round

0:02:06 > 0:02:07if you're about to have a child.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09If you are about to have a child,

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Round One could be an incredibly useful round.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Mm.- Instructive?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17It's all about breathing? HE EXHALES

0:02:17 > 0:02:21No, it's not about instructions during labour. It's more post-birth.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24OK. LAUGHTER

0:02:24 > 0:02:25OK. Well, as we've all gathered,

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Hemisha and Yatish won the jackpot last time,

0:02:28 > 0:02:31so today's jackpot starts off, excitingly, back at £1,000.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34There it is. If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:34 > 0:02:39APPLAUSE

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Well, welcome to our newcomers. All you have to remember is this -

0:02:42 > 0:02:44the pair with the highest score at the end of each round

0:02:44 > 0:02:47will be eliminated. And there is to be no conferring

0:02:47 > 0:02:49until we get to the head-to-head round.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Our first category this afternoon is...

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second

0:02:56 > 0:02:59and whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07OK, so, our question concerns...

0:03:10 > 0:03:13I see where we're going. Children of Celebrities, Richard.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14You know when you have a child...

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- You've had four now.- Yeah.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18..and names is one of the most difficult things.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21So, we're about to show you pictures of 15 celebrities.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24We're looking for the first name or most commonly used name

0:03:24 > 0:03:25of any of their children

0:03:25 > 0:03:29and there are some fantastic names on the list.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31So, you know, if you're struggling,

0:03:31 > 0:03:33I'm just saying, there's going to be plenty of inspiration

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- in the round you're about to see. - Fabulous. Thank you very much indeed.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38So, we're going to put an image up

0:03:38 > 0:03:40and that will stay up for the whole round.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Let's have a look at that photograph.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Ah. A selection of photographs. Look at that.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Um, Cat, very, very warm welcome to Pointless.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Lovely to have you here from Glasgow. What do you do up in Glasgow, Cat?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Currently unemployed, but I am looking for work just now.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- In my part-time, I do make candles, though, so...- You make candles?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- I keep busy, yeah.- Now, that's fun. Do you buy the wax in big blocks

0:04:04 > 0:04:06or do you just use little candles that are left?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Oh, no. We buy the wax in big blocks.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10It's currently taking up most of our room just now, so...

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Do you sculpt them?- Yeah. I make ornaments as well with it.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16So, have, like, kind of bunny-shaped candles sometimes.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Very good. Now, Cat, look at that rogues' gallery there.

0:04:21 > 0:04:27Who would you like to go for from amongst their spawn?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Going to have to go for an obvious one, though.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Um, been pretty recent.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I think that's Kim Kardashian there

0:04:33 > 0:04:36and I'm going to go with her daughter's called North.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40North. North, says Cat. Let's see if that's right.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Let's see how many of our 100 people said North.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46It's right.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Not bad at all. Look at that.

0:04:52 > 0:04:5412, Cat. Very well done indeed. APPLAUSE

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Off to a rollicking start there.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- 12.- A very good start.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Of course, called North West cos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.- Yeah.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04But something to think about at home. North.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08- Maybe North for a boy or for a girl.- Mm. Mm.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Strong. Holly, welcome back.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Remind us what you do, Holly. - I work for a children's charity

0:05:14 > 0:05:16called Starlight Children's Foundation.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18- You are a wish granter.- I am, yeah.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20We grant wishes for seriously and terminally ill children.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23What is the most exciting wish you have granted?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Or, rather, what was the most excited reception you had for a wish

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- when you went in and said? - Ooh. We do a lot of holidays.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31- A lot of Disneyland.- Lovely.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33I did a train driver wish that was really sweet.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36He just wanted to drive a train, so we got him on a steam train

0:05:36 > 0:05:38and he drove that, so that was a really nice one.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Lovely. Lovely.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Now, Holly, how are you finding our photo gallery there?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Yeah, there are a few.

0:05:45 > 0:05:50I'm going to go for David Beckham and his daughter, Harper.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Harper. Harper Seven.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55OK, let's see. LAUGHTER

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Let's see if Harper's right.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Let's see how many of our 100 people said Harper.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Another good answer. Look at that. 22. Well done, Holly.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13APPLAUSE

0:06:13 > 0:06:14As you say, Harper Seven.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Named after the time she was conceived.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19LAUGHTER Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Now, Jim, welcome back.- Hello.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- Very unfortunate, last time, to be leaving us in Round One.- It was.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Oh, you should have...

0:06:26 > 0:06:28We had some great rounds after that.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31You missed yourself. LAUGHTER

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Remind us what you do, Jim.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- I'm a fireman in London Fire Brigade.- Excellent.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38- And how long have you done that? - 15 years.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40I imagine that takes up quite a lot of your time.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Certainly a lot of your energy, I should think.- Pretty much so, yeah.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Have you yet been involved in a calendar, Jim?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Have you been talking to anyone? - LAUGHTER

0:06:49 > 0:06:51I was in a calendar, but rest assured,

0:06:51 > 0:06:55it wasn't an oiled-up, shirt-off type of calendar.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Were you holding a kitten maybe? LAUGHTER

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- I was actually running with a hose. - LAUGHTER

0:07:01 > 0:07:03All right. Don't want to know that much.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- We'll leave it there.- OK. LAUGHTER

0:07:06 > 0:07:10- What are you going to go for, Jim? - Um, a slightly older one,

0:07:10 > 0:07:15- but I think I'm going to go for Margaret Thatcher's son, Mark.- Mark.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17You're going to go for Mark.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Let's see how many of our 100 people said Mark.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22It's right.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30APPLAUSE 28. 28 for Mark.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- It's quite a fun round, isn't it?- It's good.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38It is a good round. Yeah, Mark. Named after the German currency.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42LAUGHTER Thanks very much.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Now, then, Mary, very warm welcome to Pointless.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Lovely to have you here from Boston.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Yeah.- And what keeps you busy in Boston, Mary?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Well, I've been retired a good few years now,

0:07:52 > 0:07:56but I used to be an infant teacher and...

0:07:56 > 0:08:01But I trained in my 50s to be a Methodist local preacher,

0:08:01 > 0:08:03so that takes up a bit of time.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07Gardening. Reading. A bit of bird watching, you know.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Bird watching.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Do you ever travel around to go bird watching

0:08:10 > 0:08:13or do you just keep some binoculars on your windowsill?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15A bit of both, really. Yes, yes.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19I'm just worried sometimes visitors might think we're a bit nosy

0:08:19 > 0:08:21cos we've got binoculars on the windowsill.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Yeah, and a telescope set up and all that.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Now, Mary, what would you like to go for on this board?

0:08:28 > 0:08:32I was going to say Mark Thatcher, so I'll go for Carol instead.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35OK, you're going to go for Carol. Well, Mark scored 28.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Let's see what Carol can do.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48APPLAUSE There you are. That's 41.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51That's what I'm A Celebrity... does for you.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Yeah, doesn't it just?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Yeah, she was a twin, of course, of Mark

0:08:55 > 0:08:58and she was named after the Uzbekistani currency.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01LAUGHTER Thank you very much, Richard.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

0:09:03 > 0:09:08Cat, 12. Exemplary. Exemplary there. Best score of the round so far.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Then we travel up to 22, Holly and Dan.

0:09:10 > 0:09:1228, Jim and Alan.

0:09:12 > 0:09:1441, Mary and Esther.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Now, Esther, I hope you've got a really good, low-scoring answer

0:09:17 > 0:09:19and if you have, let's hear it next.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20We're going to come back down the line now.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Could the second players step up to the podium?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29So, Esther, welcome to Pointless. What do you do, Esther?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I'm currently a student studying biology

0:09:31 > 0:09:33and I've just finished my second year.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36- At Newcastle?- No, Westminster.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38OK. And how are you enjoying Westminster?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's great, yeah. Really enjoying it.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41- So, one more year to go.- Yeah.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Do you know what you want to do when you finish?

0:09:43 > 0:09:44If I do well enough,

0:09:44 > 0:09:47I'm interested in doing a master's in genetic counselling.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Wow. What are your interests outside of that?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Well, cos I'm only in London for a few years, probably,

0:09:52 > 0:09:54I'm enjoying exploring London

0:09:54 > 0:09:57and I like to read and I sketch sometimes and...

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Very good indeed. Now, you're the highest scorers on 41,

0:10:00 > 0:10:02so, Esther, we must have a low score from you.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Yeah, I'm not sure about that. - SHE LAUGHS

0:10:05 > 0:10:10I think I'm going to go for Gwyneth Paltrow

0:10:10 > 0:10:13and Chris Martin's child Apple.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Surely. I was waiting for someone to go for Apple.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Thank you for going for Apple.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20No red line for you, but let's see how many of our 100 said Apple.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24It is right.

0:10:28 > 0:10:2932.

0:10:29 > 0:10:34APPLAUSE 73 is your total.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Another pretty big score there for Apple.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39What do you think of Apple as a name for a child?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41I'm not keen, I'm going to be perfectly frank.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43- No, I'm not... - Lovely name for a fruit.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45A lovely name for a fruit

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- and if you've got a Granny Smith, perfect.- Oh.- Perfect.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51But, yeah, she said it sounded very clean and fresh.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53- It definitely sounds that.- Yeah.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55So does Jif, but you wouldn't call a child that.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Yeah, exactly. LAUGHTER

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Just, um... Just no. No.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05- Alan...- Hi.- ..welcome back. Also a firefighter.- Yeah.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Oh, it's just a great job title, that, isn't it? Firefighter.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Tell me how long you've been fighting fires.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13- 25 years.- Any calendars, Alan?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15I actually did the same calendar as Jim.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19- OK. What were you doing? - I was scrambling through a window.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21OK. LAUGHTER

0:11:21 > 0:11:23OK. I'm guessing this was all set up.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25You didn't have the photographer out on a job, did you?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- No, it was just a charity calendar. - Fully clothed?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- I was fully clothed, in full kit. Yeah, they...- OK. OK.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34They looked at us and thought, "No, keep their clothes on."

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- OK, very good.- Well, that's you. - LAUGHTER

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Now, Alan, what are you going to go for?

0:11:38 > 0:11:41You're on 28. If you can score 44 on this, you're through.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45Well, it's an easy option. Touch wood.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47I can't think of any others than Brooklyn.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49OK, Brooklyn. There's your red line.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53You have to get below that with Brooklyn

0:11:53 > 0:11:55and if you do, you are into Round Two for sure.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Let's see how many of our 100 said Brooklyn.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01It's right.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Ooh, 50.

0:12:05 > 0:12:0750 for Brooklyn. APPLAUSE

0:12:07 > 0:12:09That's a high score. 78 is your total.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Great news for Esther and Mary on the far podium there.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14That is a big scorer. Yeah, Brooklyn.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Liz Hurley and Elton John are said to be his godparents.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- I bet you get good presents if they're your godparents.- I bet.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24- If Elton John is your godparent. - Oh, yes. Surely.- That'd be nice.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Oh, no, but what if Elton John forgot?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Cos he's a busy man, Elton John.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30And then, the great day comes

0:12:30 > 0:12:32and you're waiting for the white charger...

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- HE WHINNIES LIKE A HORSE ..to arrive...- Yeah.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38..and the messenger to come off with a satchel and hand over the...

0:12:38 > 0:12:40- Whatever it might be. - Whatever it might be.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Probably something bejewelled... - I should think so.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- ..I'd have thought. - Yeah, I'd have thought.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Wow. Can you imagine, Dan? Wow!

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Now, Dan...- Hi.- ..welcome back. We discovered...

0:12:51 > 0:12:54I mean, last time, you said you were a sort of personal trainer.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56- A home-visiting personal trainer. - That's right.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Turns out you're a tycoon.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01You run an empire of personal training...

0:13:01 > 0:13:03- That's right, yeah. - ..all around the capital.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05What proportion of your clients are male

0:13:05 > 0:13:07and what proportion are female?

0:13:07 > 0:13:10In the last year, it's changed from about 80% female, 20% male

0:13:10 > 0:13:11and now it's went 50-50

0:13:11 > 0:13:13cos of all the blokes starting to train,

0:13:13 > 0:13:16- keeping care of themselves, getting in shape.- Very good indeed.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Now, Dan, you're on a great score there - 22 -

0:13:19 > 0:13:22courtesy of Holly's good answer in the first pass with Harper.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26- If you can score 55 or less... - OK.- ..Round Two is all yours.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Um, it's not my strongest category, although I have a feeling

0:13:30 > 0:13:33David Beckham has a son called Romeo.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Romeo, says Dan.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Well, Brooklyn scored 50. Let's see what Romeo scores.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40If you can get below that, you're definitely in Round Two.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Well done.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Good old Romeo's done everything you wanted of him.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52APPLAUSE 31 takes your total up to 53.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Well played, Dan. Another very good answer.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59I think the Beckhams have done all right with their names.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- I think they've got a kind of brand that can take it.- Yeah.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04And the kids all seem to have grown into their names

0:14:04 > 0:14:07- and their personalities.- Yeah. Yeah.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Shall I tell you something really sweet?

0:14:09 > 0:14:14A mother at school was on a flight with David Beckham and she...

0:14:14 > 0:14:16She's American. She didn't know who he was.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18When the trolley came along with food...

0:14:18 > 0:14:20She had a baby. That's right. She had a baby.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22..David took the baby

0:14:22 > 0:14:25- and walked up and down the plane with her little baby.- Aw.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29- Isn't that the sweetest thing? - That is sweet. Did he give it back?

0:14:29 > 0:14:31No, no, no, no. Oh, no, no. LAUGHTER

0:14:31 > 0:14:33- But that's nice.- That is nice. - That is a nice thing.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Anyway, sorry. There we go.

0:14:35 > 0:14:36Thank you, Richard. Now, Chris...

0:14:36 > 0:14:40- Hi, Xander.- ..welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you here from Glasgow.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42- What do you do, Chris?- I work for a telecommunications provider

0:14:42 > 0:14:44helping business customers with their bills.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45- Oh, with their bills?- Yes.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Does that mean they're complaining, going, "I'm paying too much"?

0:14:48 > 0:14:50- Probably about 90% of the time, yeah.- Aw.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54Are you very good and patient and do you calm them down very quickly?

0:14:54 > 0:14:55- Sometimes.- I bet you do.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59Now, Chris, what are your interests outside of telecommunications?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Mainly football. Mainly football. Big Liverpool fan.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Do you travel all around to see football?

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Yeah, well, I'm a big Liverpool fan,

0:15:05 > 0:15:07so I tend to go down to Liverpool to watch most of my matches.

0:15:07 > 0:15:11- How come Liverpool? What was the link there?- My dad.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Ah, very good.

0:15:13 > 0:15:14OK, now, Chris, you're on 12.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Absolutely exemplary answering from Cat in the first pass,

0:15:18 > 0:15:20which means 65 or less gets you through.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24The board is your oyster, as it were. What are you going to go for?

0:15:24 > 0:15:28To be honest, Xander, I'm struggling here. I think I'm...

0:15:28 > 0:15:31The only other one I know and, thankfully, it's not been said...

0:15:31 > 0:15:35- I'll just complete the Beckham kids and say Cruz.- Cruz.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38I think that's a great answer. Here's your red line.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42I'd have thought, well, if Brooklyn scored 50, Romeo 31,

0:15:42 > 0:15:45you've got to hope that you're 19 below that, but let's see.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Cruz. How many of our 100 people said that?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Well done. You're through.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58There we are. Very well done. APPLAUSE

0:15:58 > 0:15:5919, in fact, is your score,

0:15:59 > 0:16:02taking your total up to 31.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Yeah, currently plays for the Arsenal Under-10 team, Cruz.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- No pressure there, eh, for Cruz Beckham?- Wow.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Now, let's take a look through all of these answers

0:16:11 > 0:16:13and, again, if you are having a baby,

0:16:13 > 0:16:15surely, there'll be something on one of these lists

0:16:15 > 0:16:16that'll help you out.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18We'll start in the top left-hand corner.

0:16:18 > 0:16:22Judy Garland. 25 for Liza. Of course, Liza Minnelli.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24You'd have got 7 for Lorna. Lorna Luft.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27And a pointless answer, Joey. Very well done if you said Joey.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29We've seen Kim Kardashian. Stephen Hawking.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Normal names, as you'd expect from Hawking.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32He's gone absolutely solid.

0:16:32 > 0:16:361 point for Lucy and Robert and a pointless answer for Timothy.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37Well done if you got any of those.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41Then we move to Barack Obama. Two good names, I think -

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Sasha and Malia - and they both scored 2 points.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Now, let's take a look at Frank Zappa.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Some more unusual ones here.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52- You would have got a pointless answer for Diva, for example.- OK.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Ahmet. That's a perfectly good name. That's a pointless answer.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57- You would have got 2 points for Dweezil.- Mm-hm.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01It's a lovely name. And 5 points for Moon Unit.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04- LAUGHTER - Something to think about there.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Gwyneth Paltrow. We've had Apple.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Moses is the other answer there. 6 points for Moses.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Margaret Thatcher, we've had both of those.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Beyonce and Jay Z's daughter is called Blue Ivy.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Would have scored you 14 points.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Gwen Stefani. Three interesting names, Gwen Stefani.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23All pointless. Apollo, Kingston and Zuma.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Tony Blair. There's a pointless answer with Tony Blair.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27Nicholas was a pointless answer.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Then Catherine would have scored you 3, Euan 10 and Leo 12.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Jermaine Jackson.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Now, this is where probably you're going to get

0:17:35 > 0:17:37most of your names from, if I'm honest.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Jeremy. Perfectly acceptable. That's a pointless answer.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Jaafar, perfectly acceptable. - Not bad.- That's a pointless answer.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Dawn, pointless answer. - Yeah.- That's all right.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46- Autumn, pointless answer.- OK.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50- Um, Jourdynn.- It'll do, yeah. - Perfectly acceptable answer.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Jermaine Jr. - Nothing wrong with that at all.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Why not? That's a pointless answer.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Jaimy.- Brilliant.- Pointless answer.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59And the last pointless answer, Jermajesty.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Jermajesty. There you go.- Jermajesty.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03I thought it was Jerhighness, but it's Jermajesty.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06- Of course it is. - Which is a lovely name. Really is.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10Nicolas Cage. Weston, one of his. That's a pointless answer.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13And Kal-El is his other child. That's a 3-pointer.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Katie Holmes' daughter is Suri. Actually rather a nice name, Suri.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Would have scored you 13.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21And the final one is Martin Sheen. You've got Charlie.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25Charlie Sheen, of course. 21 points. Emilio. Emilio Estevez, 11 points.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27And then you've got Renee and Ramon.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Both of those were pointless answers.- Wonderful.

0:18:30 > 0:18:31Thank you very much indeed.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33At the end of our first round, the pair heading home

0:18:33 > 0:18:35with a high score of 78 for the second time...

0:18:35 > 0:18:38I'm so sorry, Alan and Jim, it's a first-round exit,

0:18:38 > 0:18:41but it's been great having you. Thank you for playing. Alan and Jim.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44APPLAUSE

0:18:44 > 0:18:47But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:47 > 0:18:52APPLAUSE

0:18:52 > 0:18:54And there we are. Suddenly down to three pairs.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55We are now in the teeth of this game.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58At the end of this round, we'll say goodbye to another pair.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:18:59 > 0:19:04The category, this afternoon, is Words. It's a Words round.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Can you all decide in your pairs

0:19:05 > 0:19:07who's going to go first, who's going to go second

0:19:07 > 0:19:10and whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15OK, and the question concerns...

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Words with Three Consecutive Vowels, Richard.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24On each board, we're going to show you six clues to words that,

0:19:24 > 0:19:27in common English, are spelt with three consecutive vowels.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29You need to give us the most obscure answer.

0:19:29 > 0:19:3112 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Thanks very much indeed.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Here are our clues to words with three consecutive vowels.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Here's the first board...

0:19:53 > 0:19:55I'll read those all one last time.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Chris.- Right.

0:20:11 > 0:20:16- CHRIS LAUGHS - Not the best of rounds for me. Um...

0:20:16 > 0:20:18I'm going to take the obvious one off the board

0:20:18 > 0:20:19and go for the second one -

0:20:19 > 0:20:23the characteristic crying sound of a cat and hopefully, that's miaow.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Miaow, says Chris. Let's see if that's right.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Let's see how many of our 100 said miaow, as it were.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31It's right.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37APPLAUSE 52. Not bad. Not bad.

0:20:37 > 0:20:3952 for miaow.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Yeah, the dictionary spelling is M-I-A-O-W.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44I wonder if that's how cats spell it.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46- LAUGHTER - You know what?

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Cats will spell it exactly how they want to spell it, won't they?

0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Like they care. - Never play Scrabble with a cat.- No.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55- LAUGHTER - That's my advice.- Mm-hm.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57- Holly.- OK, I know a couple.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00I'm going to take a bit of a risk again on pronunciation,

0:21:00 > 0:21:04but I think the mayonnaise that is flavoured with garlic is aioli.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Aioli. Yeah, OK. Let's see if that's right.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Let's see how many of our 100 said aioli.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12It's right.

0:21:18 > 0:21:19Not bad at all. Look at that.

0:21:19 > 0:21:215. 5 for aioli.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23APPLAUSE

0:21:23 > 0:21:27- Good score. Better dip. - Well played, Holly.

0:21:27 > 0:21:32- A-I-O-L-I.- Mm. - That's a lot of vowels. 80% vowel.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36Mm. Esther. Esther, that board's all yours.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39If you wanted to, you could talk us through as many of them as you can.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42I think the communication one might be parlay

0:21:42 > 0:21:46and the human history might be archaeology,

0:21:46 > 0:21:48but I'm going to play it safe and go for queen

0:21:48 > 0:21:49for a female sovereign.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51OK, queen, says Esther.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Let's see how many of our 100 people said queen.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57It's right.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Wow.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04APPLAUSE 38 for queen.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06There's a surprise turn up.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08- I know. That's a very low score, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11I think because you don't think of it as having three vowels,

0:22:11 > 0:22:13- do you, in a row? - Yeah.- It does. U-E-E.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16It's a slightly bigger score than the other one you knew,

0:22:16 > 0:22:17which was archaeology.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Archaeology would have scored you 30 points.

0:22:20 > 0:22:21Wouldn't have been a bad one to go for.

0:22:21 > 0:22:26- Now, the top one - the total body of work of a...- Oeuvre.- Oeuvre.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30Yeah, absolutely. 7 points for that. O-E-U.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Now, this middle one, it's a word we all know,

0:22:32 > 0:22:34but it's a pointless answer

0:22:34 > 0:22:36because almost everyone in the world misspells it.

0:22:36 > 0:22:41- Liaise.- Liaise is the answer. L-I-A-I-S-E.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43- Very well done if you said that. - Very nice.

0:22:43 > 0:22:44Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47We're halfway through the round, so let's take a look at those scores.

0:22:47 > 0:22:495, Holly. Hats off to you.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Holly and Dan once again top of the tree.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Then 38, where we find Esther and Mary.

0:22:54 > 0:22:5652, Chris and Cat. We need a bit of Cat magic, I think,

0:22:56 > 0:23:00on this next pass to make sure you're with us for the head-to-head.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01We're going to come back down the line now.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Can the second players step up to the podium?

0:23:06 > 0:23:09OK, let's put six more clues up on the board and here they come.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12We've got...

0:23:34 > 0:23:36I'll read those all one last time.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Mary. SHE EXHALES

0:23:57 > 0:23:58Mary.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01I know two or three,

0:24:01 > 0:24:05but it's a question of which will be the lowest.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07I'll go for the bottom one - Ouija board.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Ouija board, says Mary. Here is your red line.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12If you can get below this with Ouija board,

0:24:12 > 0:24:14you're definitely in the head-to-head.

0:24:14 > 0:24:15How many people said Ouija board?

0:24:18 > 0:24:19It's right.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Ooh, look at that. 26. APPLAUSE

0:24:25 > 0:24:2826. 64 is your total.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31It's a good answer, Mary.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Yeah, of course, comes from the French for yes

0:24:33 > 0:24:35and the German for yes.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38So, basically, just lots of spirits just going, "Yeah. Yeah."

0:24:38 > 0:24:41- OK, now, then, Dan. - I know a couple on there,

0:24:41 > 0:24:44but it's just figuring out which is the most obscure.

0:24:44 > 0:24:4658 or less is all you need.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48The rank of an officer in the British Army

0:24:48 > 0:24:50immediately below captain - I'll say lieutenant.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52You're going to say lieutenant.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58There's your red line. It's very coquettish, this tower.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02There you are. You're through. Well done.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04APPLAUSE 35.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Takes your total up to 40.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10The Americans say lieutenant. We say leftenant.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12It's exactly the same word.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14I was having a conversation with one of the station staff

0:25:14 > 0:25:17at Turnham Green Tube the other day about this very issue -

0:25:17 > 0:25:19about why we sometimes say lieutenant.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20Thank you very much indeed.

0:25:20 > 0:25:24OK, now, so, Cat, you know what we need from you.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Do you fancy talking us through this board at all?

0:25:27 > 0:25:29I've been struggling on the first one.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32I feel like I know it, but I just can't get it in my head.

0:25:32 > 0:25:33Um, I used to like a lot of volcanoes,

0:25:33 > 0:25:36so I really should know that second one as well and I can't...

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Just a kind of brain block.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41The only one I think I can go for is the dark shape and outline

0:25:41 > 0:25:43of a figure against a brighter background,

0:25:43 > 0:25:46- which I think is silhouette. - Silhouette, says Cat.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Here's your red line.

0:25:48 > 0:25:49It could be higher, I'll be honest,

0:25:49 > 0:25:52but let's hope silhouette gets you below that.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Good luck. How many people said silhouette?

0:26:02 > 0:26:04APPLAUSE 38, Cat. I'm sorry.

0:26:04 > 0:26:05That's punishingly high, isn't it?

0:26:05 > 0:26:08That takes your total up to a nice, round 90.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09See, that's a French one.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12It comes from an 18th century French finance minister

0:26:12 > 0:26:15- Etienne de Silhouette. - Was he very shadowy?

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Um, he essentially liked making silhouettes

0:26:17 > 0:26:20and putting them in his window. That was one of his hobbies.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Let's take a look through the rest of these.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Now, the vegetable dish?

0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Ratatouille.- Ratatouille. That would have scored 26.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Now, the rock type,

0:26:29 > 0:26:31as a volcanologist will tell you, is igneous.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Igneous, yeah.- Igneous. Of course, there's 1 point for that.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36And this next one, again, a very common word,

0:26:36 > 0:26:38but it has the same thing with the U-E-E,

0:26:38 > 0:26:40which I think is why it scored so low.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43- 6 points.- Squeeze.- Squeeze, yeah.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49So, at the end of our second round, the pair heading home -

0:26:49 > 0:26:51nothing wrong with either of your answers.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54They just scored a little bit higher than everyone else's, but, yeah, 90.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57You're not way ahead, but you will be back next time.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00We'll look forward to that. Thanks very much. Chris and Cat.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03APPLAUSE

0:27:03 > 0:27:06But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:27:06 > 0:27:11APPLAUSE

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Very well done. Holly and Dan, Mary and Esther,

0:27:13 > 0:27:15you're now one step closer to the final

0:27:15 > 0:27:17and the chance to play for that jackpot,

0:27:17 > 0:27:20which still currently stands at £1,000.

0:27:20 > 0:27:21Well, you know the score.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24From this point on, you can chat before you give your answers.

0:27:24 > 0:27:28First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Best of luck to both players. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:30 > 0:27:36APPLAUSE

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:27:42 > 0:27:43The Number 100, Richard.

0:27:43 > 0:27:47I'll give you a series of clues now to facts about the number 100.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Can you give us the most obscure answer?

0:27:49 > 0:27:52OK, let's reveal our clues and here they are.

0:27:52 > 0:27:53We've got...

0:28:05 > 0:28:06I'll read those all one last time.

0:28:18 > 0:28:22Now, Holly and Dan, you've been our low scorers so you will go first.

0:28:22 > 0:28:23Feel free to confer.

0:28:23 > 0:28:27(Um, what was the monarch, again, from the 19...?)

0:28:27 > 0:28:29(The one who was...?)

0:28:29 > 0:28:32- (No, no, no. 100 years ago. 1915.- 1915.)

0:28:32 > 0:28:35- Um, we do have a few. Well... - No, we don't.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37We're going to have to just take it safe on this one

0:28:37 > 0:28:40and go for the square root is ten.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43Ten. Square root of 100 - ten, say Holly and Dan.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45Now, Mary and Esther, the board's all yours.

0:28:45 > 0:28:46Do you fancy talking us through it?

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Yeah, C is the Roman numeral, I think.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52- Don't know the American... Victoria.- Yeah.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54Queen Victoria, we think.

0:28:54 > 0:28:55And then is it AA Milne?

0:28:55 > 0:28:57Think so, yes.

0:28:57 > 0:28:58AA Milne for the children's author.

0:28:58 > 0:29:00You're going to go for AA Milne.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03So, we have ten and we have AA Milne.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05Holly and Dan said ten is the square root of 100.

0:29:05 > 0:29:07Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:29:12 > 0:29:1659. APPLAUSE

0:29:16 > 0:29:1959 people said ten is the square root of 100.

0:29:19 > 0:29:20It's all getting very confusing.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23Now, then, Mary and Esther have gone for AA Milne

0:29:23 > 0:29:24as the children's author.

0:29:24 > 0:29:25Let's see how many of our 100 said that.

0:29:30 > 0:29:31Very well done.

0:29:33 > 0:29:34Very well done indeed.

0:29:34 > 0:29:3723, which means, Mary and Esther... APPLAUSE

0:29:37 > 0:29:40..after only one question, you are up one-nil.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43The Roman numeral C would also have won you the point

0:29:43 > 0:29:45cos it would have scored you 58.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47It would have just won you the point.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50- The British monarch is not Victoria. It is George V.- George V.

0:29:50 > 0:29:53That would have scored you 13. And the diplomat...

0:29:53 > 0:29:56He's not a president, but he's a very famous American.

0:29:56 > 0:29:59- They say, "All about the Benjamins." - Oh, it's Benjamin Franklin.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01- Benjamin Franklin. 3 points for that.- There we are.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04Thank you very much indeed, Richard. So, here comes your second question.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07Holly and Dan, you need to win this one,

0:30:07 > 0:30:09but Mary and Esther will go first.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11Best of luck. It concerns...

0:30:15 > 0:30:172015 Rugby World Cup Stadia, Richard.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19We're going to show you five pictures now

0:30:19 > 0:30:23of stadia that have been chosen to host games in the 2015 World Cup.

0:30:23 > 0:30:25We need you to identify the most obscure.

0:30:25 > 0:30:29Thanks very much indeed. Let's reveal our five stadia and here they are.

0:30:52 > 0:30:53There we are.

0:30:53 > 0:30:56Five stadia with their initials.

0:30:56 > 0:30:59Mary and Esther will go first.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02(B could be Valley Park.)

0:31:02 > 0:31:06(You think so? Go for it?)

0:31:06 > 0:31:10Um, not our strongest subject by a long shot. Um...

0:31:12 > 0:31:14..I'll go for B, Valley Park.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17Valley Park, say Mary and Esther. Valley Park.

0:31:17 > 0:31:21Now, then, Holly and Dan, do you want to talk us through all those stadia?

0:31:21 > 0:31:22Um, A, I think, is Twickenham.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24D is Elland Road.

0:31:24 > 0:31:25E is Wembley Stadium.

0:31:25 > 0:31:26C, Manchester Stadium.

0:31:26 > 0:31:30And I think B is actually Villa Park. B, Villa Park.

0:31:30 > 0:31:32B, Villa Park. We have Valley Park and Villa Park.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35Only one of you can be right. Mary and Esther said Valley Park.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37Let's see if that's right.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44APPLAUSE Bad luck, Mary and Esther.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47Which means, Holly and Dan, you only have to be right

0:31:47 > 0:31:49and you can break back and be back in the game.

0:31:52 > 0:31:53It's right. Very well done.

0:31:53 > 0:31:54Scores you the point.

0:31:56 > 0:31:5938 is what you score. Well done. APPLAUSE

0:31:59 > 0:32:02It means you're back in the game. After two questions, it's one-all.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05A rogue round of applause for an incorrect answer there.

0:32:05 > 0:32:06We don't hear that very often.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09Oh, that was...that was brutal from Dan, wasn't it?

0:32:09 > 0:32:12Stealing the same answer. I mean, that is quite something.

0:32:12 > 0:32:15That's a grandmother there. You understand that, Dan, don't you?

0:32:15 > 0:32:19- LAUGHTER - I'm so sorry, Mary. I'm so sorry.

0:32:19 > 0:32:20Um, now let's go through the rest.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23A, yeah, it's the biggest purpose-built rugby stadium

0:32:23 > 0:32:25in the world - Twickenham.

0:32:25 > 0:32:2742 points.

0:32:27 > 0:32:30I think you said Manchester Stadium. It is, of course, in Cardiff.

0:32:30 > 0:32:33It's the Millennium Stadium.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35Would have scored 25.

0:32:35 > 0:32:36You were right about Elland Road.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38Leeds United play football there as well.

0:32:38 > 0:32:42It's the best answer on the board. 21. Well done if you said that.

0:32:42 > 0:32:45And Wembley Stadium there, scoring 70.

0:32:47 > 0:32:50Thanks very much, Richard. OK, it comes down to a third question.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53Whoever wins this goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot.

0:32:53 > 0:32:57Our third question this afternoon concerns...

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Bouquets, Richard.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02We are going to show you the names now of five flowers or leaves

0:33:02 > 0:33:04that are commonly found in bouquets,

0:33:04 > 0:33:06but we've missed out alternate letters from their name.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08Can you fill in those gaps?

0:33:08 > 0:33:12OK, let's reveal our bouquet fillers and here they are. We have got...

0:33:24 > 0:33:25I'll read those all one last time.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37So, Holly and Dan will go first. Feel free to confer.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39(Do you know...? Is it chrysanthemum?)

0:33:39 > 0:33:42(Yeah, go for that. Yeah, whatever you say.)

0:33:42 > 0:33:45OK, we think we only know one and it's the second one, chrysanthemum.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47Chrysanthemum, say Holly and Dan.

0:33:47 > 0:33:49Now, then, Mary and Esther,

0:33:49 > 0:33:52talk us through those other bouquet fillers.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54- (The top one, calla lily. - Calla lily.)

0:33:54 > 0:33:57Um, we think the top one's calla lily

0:33:57 > 0:34:00or colla lily. However, um...

0:34:00 > 0:34:03Third one, I think, is kangaroo paw.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07- I don't know. - Don't know the bottom two.

0:34:07 > 0:34:09What shall we go for?

0:34:09 > 0:34:11I think kangaroo paw is going to be...

0:34:11 > 0:34:13Yes. It's probably wrong, but...

0:34:13 > 0:34:17- We're going to go for kangaroo paw. - Kangaroo paw, say Mary and Esther.

0:34:17 > 0:34:19So, there's chrysanthemum and kangaroo paw.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22Holly and Dan said chrysanthemum. Let's see if that's right.

0:34:22 > 0:34:23Let's see how many people said it.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27Of course it's right. Chrysanthemum...

0:34:27 > 0:34:30Ooh, that's a high score, though. 75.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32APPLAUSE

0:34:32 > 0:34:36Now, then, Mary and Esther in with a very real chance here.

0:34:36 > 0:34:39Kangaroo paw has to be right, though, first. Let's see if it is.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Yes, it is right. And it wins you the point.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45Look at that. There we are.

0:34:45 > 0:34:46Very well done indeed. Still going down.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48That's a magnificent answer.

0:34:48 > 0:34:512 for kangaroo paw! APPLAUSE

0:34:51 > 0:34:54Very well played. Mary and Esther, you have won.

0:34:54 > 0:34:57After three questions, you're through to the final two-one.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Best answer on the board there, Mary. Very well played.

0:34:59 > 0:35:03Kangaroo paw. It is the calla lily up the top.

0:35:04 > 0:35:0610 points for that.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08You didn't get this one, but you'll know it.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11- Sunflower.- Mm.- Sunflower. Of course it is. 49 points.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14Tallest ever sunflower - just over 30 feet.

0:35:14 > 0:35:16That's even taller than you.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19It is more than three feet taller than me.

0:35:19 > 0:35:20Wouldn't want that in a bouquet!

0:35:20 > 0:35:23- And it is the...?- Gerbera.- Gerbera.

0:35:23 > 0:35:24Sometimes called the African daisy.

0:35:24 > 0:35:27- 15 points for that. - Thanks very much, Richard.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head,

0:35:29 > 0:35:32you finally made it into the golden couple status,

0:35:32 > 0:35:35but I'm afraid you were reckoning against Mary and Esther.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37They just whipped you there, I'm afraid.

0:35:37 > 0:35:40We have to say goodbye to you. It's been great having you on both shows.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42Thanks so much for playing. Holly and Dan.

0:35:42 > 0:35:46APPLAUSE

0:35:46 > 0:35:49For Mary and Esther, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:49 > 0:35:53APPLAUSE

0:35:53 > 0:35:57Very, very well done, Mary and Esther.

0:35:57 > 0:35:58You've seen off all the competition

0:35:58 > 0:36:02- and you have each won our coveted Pointless trophy.- Yay!

0:36:08 > 0:36:10You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:36:10 > 0:36:13and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £1,000.

0:36:13 > 0:36:16There we are. You've done so well.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18I mean, really strong answers throughout.

0:36:18 > 0:36:21What would you like to see come up in this last round?

0:36:21 > 0:36:25- Not sport or football, particularly. - Yeah, that would be bad.

0:36:25 > 0:36:28- Science would be good. - Science.- Yeah.

0:36:28 > 0:36:32- British geography. - British geography.- Disney.- Disney.

0:36:32 > 0:36:34All of these things might come up.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37There'll be four things on that board. You can choose one of them.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40Let's hope there's something you like the look of.

0:36:40 > 0:36:43Today's selection is Classic Literature on Film,

0:36:43 > 0:36:45Rappers, Mary... LAUGHTER

0:36:45 > 0:36:48..Archers, Paintings.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50Only one I would probably stand a chance with

0:36:50 > 0:36:52- might be Literature on Film... - Yeah, go for that.

0:36:52 > 0:36:55- ..but if you think The Archers is... - No, no, go for that.

0:36:55 > 0:36:57- Yeah?- Literature on Film? - Yeah.- OK, Richard.

0:36:57 > 0:37:02OK, we are looking for any cast member of the following films.

0:37:02 > 0:37:06So, anyone, according to IMDb, who's credited with appearing in...

0:37:15 > 0:37:18So, any actor credited in any of those three films, please.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Sense And Sensibility, A Cock And Bull Story

0:37:20 > 0:37:22and Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Very best of luck.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24OK, now, as always, you've got up to a minute

0:37:24 > 0:37:27to come up with three answers. All you need to win that jackpot

0:37:27 > 0:37:30is for just one of the answers you give to be pointless.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32- Are you ready?- Yes.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.

0:37:34 > 0:37:35Your time starts now.

0:37:35 > 0:37:38- Do you know any?- I've not seen any of those films.- Oh, right.

0:37:38 > 0:37:41- ESTHER LAUGHS - Sense And Sensibility, that...

0:37:43 > 0:37:44..that wasn't with Colin Firth?

0:37:44 > 0:37:48No, that was on television, wasn't it? Colin Firth?

0:37:48 > 0:37:50I...I don't have a clue of any.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52I'd probably guess Hugh Grant

0:37:52 > 0:37:55because he's in more films like that.

0:37:55 > 0:37:59- Um...- So, Hugh Grant, then? - Yeah, but that...

0:37:59 > 0:38:01If it's right, it'll be high.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03- Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. - Have you seen it?

0:38:03 > 0:38:07- No. What about Christopher Lee? Was he in that?- We can go for that.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09I've not got a clue. Um...

0:38:11 > 0:38:12Yeah.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15- I don't know Cock And Bull Story at all.- No, neither do I.

0:38:15 > 0:38:19Um, another actor who was around in the mid-'90s?

0:38:21 > 0:38:24Female. Can you think of a female?

0:38:24 > 0:38:25- I don't know much... - Ten seconds left.

0:38:29 > 0:38:30Just think of a female actress.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33Um, I really need to watch more films. Um...

0:38:36 > 0:38:39Ooh, I'm afraid that is your time up. I'm so sorry, Mary and Esther.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41That minute is never long enough.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43What three answers do you want to give me?

0:38:43 > 0:38:45Um, probably Hugh Grant for Sense And Sensibility.

0:38:45 > 0:38:46Hugh Grant.

0:38:46 > 0:38:51- Um, Christopher Lee, Frankenstein. - Christopher Lee.

0:38:51 > 0:38:53Colin Firth, Sense And Sensibility.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55And Colin Firth for Sense And Sensibility.

0:38:55 > 0:38:58OK, now, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:58 > 0:39:00- Christopher Lee. - Christopher Lee goes last.

0:39:00 > 0:39:04- Least likely to be pointless? - Colin Firth.- Colin Firth goes first.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07OK, well, let's pop those answers up on the board in that order, then,

0:39:07 > 0:39:09and here they are. We've got...

0:39:13 > 0:39:16Three answers there. Who knows? All three of those could be right.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19One of those, at least, could be pointless.

0:39:19 > 0:39:20If that were to be the case,

0:39:20 > 0:39:23what would you do with your prize money, Mary?

0:39:23 > 0:39:26Um, well, we're hoping to move home,

0:39:26 > 0:39:30so, possibly, it would go towards removal,

0:39:30 > 0:39:32new furniture, perhaps something...

0:39:32 > 0:39:34To help towards that. Very good. Esther, how about you?

0:39:34 > 0:39:37I wouldn't mind a little break to Italy maybe with my boyfriend.

0:39:37 > 0:39:40- That might be nice. - Very good indeed. Well, best of luck.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42Three good answers. The first answer was Colin Firth.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44In this case, we were looking for cast members

0:39:44 > 0:39:47from the film Sense And Sensibility, made in 1995.

0:39:47 > 0:39:48Let's see if it's right.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53So, for £1,000, let's see how many people said Colin Firth.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01Bad luck. One thing he's not in, I'm afraid.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04Unfortunately, an incorrect answer, so not a pointless answer.

0:40:04 > 0:40:05Only two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07Your next answer was Hugh Grant.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10Once again, we were looking for actors from Sense And Sensibility.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13It has to be right, then it has to be pointless for you to win.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16So, for £1,000, let's see how many people said Hugh Grant.

0:40:19 > 0:40:23It's right! There's a surprise.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25Um, yes, your first answer, Colin Firth, was incorrect,

0:40:25 > 0:40:28but Hugh Grant - absolutely right.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30Down he goes through the teens and into single...

0:40:30 > 0:40:31Ooh, 9.

0:40:31 > 0:40:35APPLAUSE 9. Good score.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38Sadly, not a pointless answer, though,

0:40:38 > 0:40:41which means you only have one more shot at today's jackpot.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43Everything is now depending on Christopher Lee

0:40:43 > 0:40:45being in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48Let's see if it's right, then let's see if it's pointless.

0:40:48 > 0:40:50If it's both, you will leave here with £1,000.

0:40:50 > 0:40:52How many people said Christopher Lee?

0:40:55 > 0:40:58Oh, no. Bad luck. Bad luck.

0:40:58 > 0:41:01APPLAUSE I'm sorry.

0:41:01 > 0:41:04Well, that was a game attempt. At the beginning of that minute,

0:41:04 > 0:41:06I don't think you thought you were going to get any right at all.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08You got one good score for Hugh Grant,

0:41:08 > 0:41:11but you didn't manage to find that pointless answer,

0:41:11 > 0:41:13so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15That will roll over on to the next show.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17It's been great having you on the show

0:41:17 > 0:41:19and very strong performances in each round.

0:41:19 > 0:41:20Very, very well done.

0:41:20 > 0:41:23And you get a Pointless trophy each as well, so, well done.

0:41:23 > 0:41:28APPLAUSE

0:41:28 > 0:41:29Yeah, a great performance.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31Lovely to see a granddaughter/grandmother

0:41:31 > 0:41:33combination doing so well. It's terrific stuff.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35Yeah, Christopher Lee, he was in the 1957 film

0:41:35 > 0:41:39The Curse Of Frankenstein, but not in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Hugh Grant played Edward Ferrars in Sense And Sensibility.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43Let's take a look at the pointless answers.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45All sorts of famous actors in these.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48Sense And Sensibility - Hugh Laurie would have won you the money.

0:41:48 > 0:41:51Imelda Staunton. Imogen Stubbs. Tom Wilkinson.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54Everyone apart from Emma Thompson, Kate Winslet, Hugh Grant,

0:41:54 > 0:41:57Greg Wise, Alan Rickman, Gemma Jones and James Fleet.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Everyone else was a pointless answer there.

0:41:59 > 0:42:03A Cock And Bull Story. David Walliams, a pointless answer.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06Gillian Anderson. Mark Williams. Naomie Harris.

0:42:06 > 0:42:08Everyone in that film apart from Steve Coogan, Rob Brydon,

0:42:08 > 0:42:11Stephen Fry, Jeremy Northam and Dylan Moran.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13Everyone else was a pointless answer.

0:42:13 > 0:42:14And finally...

0:42:15 > 0:42:17..Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.

0:42:17 > 0:42:20There's great actors in all of these who are pointless answers.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22Celia Imrie. Cherie Lunghi. Hugh Bonneville. Robert Hardy.

0:42:22 > 0:42:25Robert Hardy was also a pointless answer for Sense And Sensibility,

0:42:25 > 0:42:29so a two-time pointless answer. Everybody apart from Robert De Niro,

0:42:29 > 0:42:31Kenneth Branagh, Helena Bonham Carter, Aidan Quinn,

0:42:31 > 0:42:34Richard Briers, Ian Holm, John Cleese and Tom Holt.

0:42:34 > 0:42:35Everybody else was a pointless answer,

0:42:35 > 0:42:37so well done if you said any of those.

0:42:37 > 0:42:40Thanks very much, Richard. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye

0:42:40 > 0:42:42to you, but we've loved having you on the show.

0:42:42 > 0:42:45Thank you for playing. Mary and Esther.

0:42:45 > 0:42:48APPLAUSE

0:42:48 > 0:42:51Well, Mary and Esther sadly didn't win our jackpot today,

0:42:51 > 0:42:53which means it rolls over on to the next show,

0:42:53 > 0:42:56when we will be playing for £2,000.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58APPLAUSE

0:42:58 > 0:43:00Join us next time to see if someone can win it.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:04 > 0:43:08APPLAUSE