Episode 51

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0:00:16 > 0:00:19APPLAUSE

0:00:21 > 0:00:22Thank you very much.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:25 > 0:00:27the show were the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.

0:00:33 > 0:00:37- Couple number one.- Hi, I'm James and this is my sister Jessica.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38We are from Taunton in Somerset.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Couple number two.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43Hi, my name is Emily and I'm from Barnsley but live in London.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45This is my friend Holly from Derby.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47- Couple number three. - Hi, my name is Hannah.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49This is Matt, and we work together in Wrexham.

0:00:49 > 0:00:54- And finally, couple number four.- I'm Chris. This is my good friend Tom.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55We used to work together.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Tom is from St Albans and I'm from Rochester in Kent.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00And these are today's contestants.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02APPLAUSE

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Thank you very much, all of you.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06We'll find out more about you throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08That just leaves one more person to introduce.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11He's a man who finds it hard to look at himself in the mirror,

0:01:11 > 0:01:13because it was fitted by a builder who is 5'2".

0:01:13 > 0:01:15It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Hiya. Afternoon, everybody.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Welcome along.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Good afternoon to you.- And to you. - That is true about mirrors.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- They are not made for people who are 6'7".- No.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28What do you do, angle them up a bit or just shove them up the wall?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30No, I literally just look at my neck.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Which is always beautifully groomed.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36My hair less so, but the neck is absolutely perfect.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Now, a really good show last time.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40We've got two returning pairs from. We've got Emily and Holly.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43They got knocked out cos Holly mispronounced Vanuatu,

0:01:43 > 0:01:44one of the cardinal Pointless crimes.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46- How could you?- I know.- Oh.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47But you know, sometimes

0:01:47 > 0:01:50when the lights are on and all that kind of stuff, it's scary.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Lovely Ellie and Paul got through to the final.- Yeah.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Question on horror films and won £4,200.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00- There we are.- Brilliant. They were lovely.- Weren't they?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Are you hearing the same tutting I'm hearing?

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Yeah, I heard that as well. I heard that.- Yeah, that's a shame.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Maybe it was only just a breath catching in the mouth there.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10I don't think it was... These guys wouldn't tut.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- A breath of delight that caught in the mouth.- Exactly.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15They were lovely, though, weren't they?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Yeah.- Yeah. Rrr.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Lovely first question today.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Unusually, we've done something similar before,

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- but I'm returning to something we've done before.- Lovely.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Which I enjoyed.- Good. Looking forward to it.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Thank you very much, Richard.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Paul and Ellie, as you gathered, won the jackpot last time.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34So, today's jackpot starts off excitingly back at £1,000.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37There it is. Right, if we are all ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46All you have to remember is that the pair with the highest

0:02:46 > 0:02:48score at the end of each round will be eliminated. That is it.

0:02:48 > 0:02:53Best of luck to all four pairs. Our first category this afternoon is...

0:02:55 > 0:02:59Cinema. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going first and second?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07OK. And the question concerns...

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Films In Haiku. Brilliant.- Yes.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15On each board, we're going to describe seven films.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18We're going to describe them in the form of a Japanese haiku poem.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21It's a poem of five syllables, seven syllables, then five syllables.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23You just need to tell us what the film is, please.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25It's going to be 14 in all to have a go at at home,

0:03:25 > 0:03:26so very best of luck.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- It's nice to have haikus, isn't it? - Isn't it?

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- It makes it sort of seem like we are quite clever.- Yes.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32- Even though we are not.- Yes.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- And they are in Japanese.- Oh, yes.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Brilliant.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40So, we are looking for the names of the films described by these

0:03:40 > 0:03:42haikus and here is our first board of seven.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14I'll read those all again.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Now, Jessica, a very warm welcome to Pointless. Good to have you here.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42What do you do, Jessica?

0:04:42 > 0:04:46I work in health insurance and I'm one of the call centre who

0:04:46 > 0:04:48takes the claims and starts claims with people.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Do you have to interview people in order to approve them

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- taking their health claim further? - Yeah, pretty much.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- So, you do a little bit of a sort of medical check on them.- Yeah.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59And what are your interests when you're not doing that, Jessica?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01I love watching films, so...

0:05:01 > 0:05:05How is your Japanese haiku interest?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Only, like, maybe two or three of them are shouting out to me.- OK.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12More Harry Potter things if they were on there, but you know.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14What are you going to go for on the board here?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16I was going to go for the bottom two,

0:05:16 > 0:05:19so I'll go for the bottom one, the killer rabbit.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20I'm going for

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Monty Python's Holy Grail.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Monty Python's Holy Grail.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Monty Python's Holy Grail, says Jessica.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Let's see if that's right.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35It's right.

0:05:40 > 0:05:4216. Not bad.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45APPLAUSE Good start to the round, Jessica.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Well played, Jessica. It's scary on that first podium, I know.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Yeah, Monty Python And The Holy Grail was turned into Spamalot

0:05:52 > 0:05:56- of course, the enormously successful musical.- Indeed.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Now, Emily, welcome back.- Hi. - Great to have you here.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Remind us of what you do, Emily. - I'm an estate agent in London.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- And do you love it? - I do. I love it, yeah.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10- And residential estate agents? - We do do both, sold a pub recently.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14- But we do do both, yeah. Residential and commercial.- Interesting.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17What are your interests aside from the estate agency, Emily?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Travelling is probably the main one.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22I don't really get much time to watch films.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Well, long-haul flights, surely.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28With Japanese haiku, well, you never know. Erm, yeah.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29What are you going to go for?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31I only really know the obvious ones,

0:06:31 > 0:06:34so it is working out which of the obvious is the least.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36I'm probably going to go completely wrong,

0:06:36 > 0:06:38but I'm going to go for the top one and go for Psycho.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Psycho, says Emily. Let's see if that's right.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Let's see how many of our 100 said Psycho.

0:06:50 > 0:06:5252 for Psycho.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54APPLAUSE

0:06:55 > 0:06:58That famous shower scene, of course, with the iconic music.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Originally had no music at all.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Hitchcock wanted it to be silent

0:07:01 > 0:07:04and Bernard Herrmann is the composer who scored that film,

0:07:04 > 0:07:06said, "I'm just going to do some anyway."

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Hitchcock heard it and immediately doubled his salary.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Said, "You absolutely made the film."

0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Nice fellow. Hannah, welcome back.- Thank you.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Now, head-to-head last time. - Yes.- Head-to-head, yes.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Very close to that jackpot round.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Remind us what you do.- Me and Matt are both science communicators.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Science communicators. And you work in a museum?

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Yeah, it's a science centre,

0:07:26 > 0:07:28so we have different exhibits people can come in and visit,

0:07:28 > 0:07:31but we also go out to schools and do science shows as well.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34So when you are on the museum floor, are you kind of sort of free-ranging?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Well, it's all kind of on the exhibits.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38They are trying to figure stuff out

0:07:38 > 0:07:40and then we can go along and be all smug.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- "I know how to do it."- Ah, that's good. Are you in a white coat?- No.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46- That's a shame.- Too cliche.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Yes, you're right. Absolutely right. It's not a shame at all.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51It's perfect. Now, Hannah, what are you going to go for?

0:07:51 > 0:07:54I know three that I think are fairly obvious.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Again, it's trying to pick the least-scoring one.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59There's one I think I know but I'm not sure.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01I'm not confident enough to go for it.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03I'm going to go for starring John Candy,

0:08:03 > 0:08:05the Jamaican bobsleigh team,

0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Cool Runnings.- Cool Runnings, says Hannah. Let's see if that's right.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Let's see how many of our 100 people said Cool Runnings.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16It's right. So, 52 is our high score.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19You pass it. 16 is our low.

0:08:19 > 0:08:2032, there we are. Not bad.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Pretty much in the middle there.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Well played, Hannah. Based on a true story, of course.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29It never fails to cheer you up, Cool Runnings.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Yeah.- If you're ever down.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- John Candy is in it. It's very cheery.- It's a lovely film.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35- Thank you.- Pleasure.- Thank you.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39Now, good. Chris, welcome to Pointless. Good to have you here.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40- Thank you.- What do you do?

0:08:40 > 0:08:44- I am a finance manager, specialising in procure to pay.- Procure...

0:08:44 > 0:08:46So, everything from the buying stage

0:08:46 > 0:08:48right through to the payment of that.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49I see. OK.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52And what are your interests aside from working in finance?

0:08:52 > 0:08:55I like to go to the gym.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- I love playing guitar.- What sort of guitar do you play, Chris?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01I play both. I play acoustic and electric.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Do you play in a band or do you just play in your own?

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Not at the moment, no. I have done, but I haven't done for a while.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Everything has kind of taken a back-seat at the moment

0:09:09 > 0:09:11because of my little girl who is eight months old now.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Oh, lovely. Congratulations.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Now, Chris, you're the last person to have this board.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Do you feel like talking us through it

0:09:17 > 0:09:20and filling in all those four ones that haven't been answered?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23The only one I'm unsure of is that Newman and Redford.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Set between wars, Colin Firth,

0:09:25 > 0:09:27that's The King's Speech.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Tom Cruise, sports agent, is Jerry Maguire.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34And the next one is Jurassic Park. I was going to go for Cool Runnings.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36It actually scored higher than I thought it would.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38I'll go for The King's Speech.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40The King's Speech, says Chris.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Let's see how many of our 100 people said The King's Speech.

0:09:45 > 0:09:46It's right.

0:09:49 > 0:09:5043.

0:09:53 > 0:09:5543 for The King's Speech.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Yeah, and Chris is right.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59It's very hard to work out what the best scorers are, I have to say.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Especially when you see the answers.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- I think maybe some of the clues are harder than others.- Maybe.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07But let's take a look. Newman and Redford was The Sting.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09That would have scored 25.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12John Hammond is Jurassic Park.

0:10:13 > 0:10:1555 for that. So, that is the biggest scorer.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Actually, Jerry Maguire is the lowest scorer on the board.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Amazingly, just 13 points for Jerry Maguire.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Thank you, Richard. We're halfway through the round.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Let's take a look at those scores. 16, what about that, Jessica?

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Very well done.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Best answer of the round so far.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32We travel up to 32 where we find Hannah and Matt.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Up to 43 where we find Chris and Tom.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37And then Emily and Holly out at the front there on 52.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Holly, we need a nice low score from you in the next pass.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Good luck. We'll come back down the line now.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:10:46 > 0:10:50OK. Let's put seven more haikus up on the board. Here they are.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20I'll read those one last time.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Spoiler alert. Now, Tom.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Hi.- Welcome to Pointless. Good to have you here. What do you do, Tom?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52- I'm an accountant as well. We used to work together.- Right you are.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55What are your interests aside from accounting?

0:11:55 > 0:11:58I like going to see live music, going to the theatre,

0:11:58 > 0:12:02going out for, you know, to the cinema.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Now, be honest - how are you finding that board?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Eh... There some I know, some I don't.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10I think I might go for the bottom one

0:12:10 > 0:12:12and I'm going to say The Sixth Sense.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Sixth Sense, says Tom. OK. Here is your red line.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17It's quite low.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20If you get below that, you're definitely into the next round.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Let's see how far you get down with Sixth Sense.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Ooh, not bad. 31.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Not bad at all. 74 is your total.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Very well played, Tom. Sixth Sense.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40- We must never give away the ending of The Sixth Sense.- No.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Sometimes we get in trouble for giving away

0:12:42 > 0:12:45the ending of Shakespeare plays on the show. People say, "Spoiler!"

0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Really?- It's quite old. - ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:12:48 > 0:12:50- Wow.- Or something about Dickens' novel.- That's good.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54I don't know what the statute of limitations on a spoiler is.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58"I can't believe you told us the result of the 1974 election."

0:12:58 > 0:13:00I was just going to watch it.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now, Matt, welcome back.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09- Good to have you here. Also a science...- Science communicator.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11..communicator. I like that.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13So, as a communicator, are you learning the stuff

0:13:13 > 0:13:16you have to tell them or is it from the back of Matt's brain?

0:13:16 > 0:13:19I am learning quite a lot of stuff from it, yeah.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22I mean, I didn't really enjoy sort of physics and maths in school,

0:13:22 > 0:13:24but through the job I've sort of learned a bit more about it

0:13:24 > 0:13:27and I started teaching that now, so I'm starting to enjoy that now.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Physics in school wasn't that fun, I'm afraid.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Springs with weights on? No.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Yeah, a lot of the experiments we did in school were sort of

0:13:33 > 0:13:36- just like letting a car roll down a wooden ramp.- Exactly.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- With the tacker thing.- That was sort of like the height of science.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Then the minute you go to university, physics just goes boom!

0:13:42 > 0:13:44And it's brilliant. It's kind of everything.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Anyway, there you are. So, physics is great.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49That's all we had to establish. Now, Matt, there you are. You're on 32.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52The high scorers at the moment are Tom and Chris on 74.

0:13:52 > 0:13:5441 or less gets you through.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57There's a couple on the board, again, like everyone has said

0:13:57 > 0:13:58that I know the answers to.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01It's sort of trying to figure out which one is the lowest.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04There is sort of one or two in there that I have no idea.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07I'm going to go with the one second to bottom,

0:14:07 > 0:14:09the old man and Russell and I'm going to go with Up.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Up, says Matt. Up. Here is your red line.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15If you can get below that with Up, you are through to the next round.

0:14:18 > 0:14:19It's right.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Very well done.

0:14:24 > 0:14:2527.

0:14:26 > 0:14:2859 your total. Through you go.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30APPLAUSE

0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Well played, Matt.- Safe and sound.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Yeah, film about the danger of balloons.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Now, Holly, welcome back.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40- Yes, "Vanutu."- Yes.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43We won't bring that up any more, apart from just then.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Remind us what you do, Holly.- I'm a lab technician.- A lab technician.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49And what are your hobbies?

0:14:49 > 0:14:52- I like films. - You walked into that one.

0:14:52 > 0:14:57- You could have kept that quiet. Anything else?- Going out, cinema...

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Film featuring quite heavily in all of the answers you've given.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03- That's my downfall. - My expectations are very high, Holly.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04You're on 52.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06The high score is still Chris and Tom on 74,

0:15:06 > 0:15:09so 21 or less gets you through.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10What are you going to go for?

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Well, I know three of them.

0:15:13 > 0:15:18- I'm going to go for the film set in space, Alien.- Alien, says Holly.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Getting a nod from James. Here's your red line.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23If you can get below that with Alien, you are through to the next round.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Let's see how many people said Alien.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Ooh, 45.

0:15:35 > 0:15:3745 takes your total up to 97.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Yes, in space, nobody can hear you scream.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Is that right, Hannah and Matt? - Uh, yeah.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Oh, they're great! - Just good to get that confirmed.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48I thought it was the case.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50But lovely to have an expert opinion.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54There you go. Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Now, James, welcome.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Welcome to Pointless. Good to have you here.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58What you do down in Taunton, James?

0:15:58 > 0:16:00I run a pub. I'm a hospitality coach.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Hang on. Wait, wait, wait. What's a hospitality coach?

0:16:03 > 0:16:05- It's a posh word for basically a team leader...- Running a pub.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07..who runs a pub and makes sure

0:16:07 > 0:16:09everyone else runs at the same level.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11You are in charge of the whole pub? That's your...

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- I've got a general manager. - I see, I see.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17But you bring the people in and pep them up, make sure they run the pub.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18- Yeah, if you like.- I see.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21What are the main aims and principles of hospitality coaching?

0:16:21 > 0:16:25Now, there's a great welcome. Obviously then there's...

0:16:25 > 0:16:29- We do that, don't we? - Yeah, great welcome.- Perfect.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- I say welcome to all of them, in fact.- Yeah.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34And then you've got the main five stages of having a meal in between.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36- Yeah, we've done that. - We do that before the show.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Make sure everyone goes home happy. - Send them home.- Perfect.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43Anyway, now, James, talk us through this board, if you can.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Well, I thought we were going home until 45 for Alien.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48I'm happy with two of them.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50I don't know whether they are going to be low scorers or not.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52The Yellow Brick Road is Wizard Of Oz,

0:16:52 > 0:16:55but I'm going to go for Amity Island, Jaws.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Amity Island, Jaws.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59OK, you are hoping that's going to be a low score.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03It needs to score 80 or less for you to be safe. There's your red line.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Get below that, you're into Round Two.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06How many people said Jaws?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11It's right. Well done.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13Low enough. 56.

0:17:15 > 0:17:1772 is your total.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Well played, James.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Yeah, apparently, that line,

0:17:21 > 0:17:23"You're going to need a bigger boat," was ad-libbed.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27Apparently they used it a lot throughout the whole production

0:17:27 > 0:17:29- because they were obviously filming at sea a lot.- Yeah.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31It became a gag amongst the cast.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33They all kept saying, "Oh, we're going to need a bigger boat."

0:17:33 > 0:17:37- And then he chucked it in.- He chucked it in, old Roy Scheider.- Yeah.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Let's take a look at the rest of these.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Yellow Brick Road, Dorothy, ruby slippers, etc.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44is the Wizard Of Oz, of course. 54 for that.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48- Curtis and Lemmon.- Some Like It Hot. - Some Like It Hot. Wonderful film.

0:17:48 > 0:17:4919.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52- And do you know the third one? - Amadeus.- Amadeus.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56- And that is a pointless answer. - No!- Yeah.- There you go.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00So, we are at the end of our first round

0:18:00 > 0:18:03and it is my unpleasant duty to tell you, Holly and Emily,

0:18:03 > 0:18:04that for the second time running,

0:18:04 > 0:18:06you are our high scorers in the first round.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09I'm sorry. This is far too soon to be sending you home.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11It's been lovely having, albeit briefly.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Holly and Emily, thanks very much indeed. Holly and Emily.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15APPLAUSE

0:18:17 > 0:18:19But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27And so now, suddenly, we are down to only three pairs.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30At the end of this round we will have to say goodbye to another pair.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Well, congratulations, Hannah and Matt,

0:18:32 > 0:18:35our lowest combined score there in that first round.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38And congratulations to you, Jessica, as well. Our lowest individual. 16.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42Fabulous low score there. Phew-ee, ey, James. Phew!

0:18:42 > 0:18:45And Tom and Chris, just well done.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Keep on keeping on. Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Our category for Round Two this afternoon is...

0:18:52 > 0:18:53The Olympics.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Can you decide in your pairs who will go first and second?

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04OK. Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:19:04 > 0:19:08We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:19:12 > 0:19:16Olympic host cities with six or fewer letters in their name. Richard.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Yep. Just looking for the name of any host city

0:19:19 > 0:19:20of a Summer or Winter Olympics

0:19:20 > 0:19:23since the modern games began in 1896, please,

0:19:23 > 0:19:25with six letters or fewer in its name.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Very best of luck.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Thanks very much indeed. So, Jessica.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34I've only got one because I went skiing there.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36- It's Wengen.- Wengen.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Wengen, says Jessica.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Let's see if that's rights and how many of our 100 people said Wengen.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Ooh.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51Bad luck. An incorrect answer there, Jessica. 100 points, that scores you.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Sorry, Jessica. Not a Winter Olympic host city,

0:19:53 > 0:19:55certainly not a Summer Olympic host city either.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58I'll give all the correct answers at the end of the round.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Thanks very much, Richard. Now then, Hannah.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03This isn't great.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05I can think of obvious ones.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08I think I'm going to have to play it safe with an obvious one

0:20:08 > 0:20:09and hope Matt can pull something good out.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11I'm going to say Sydney.

0:20:11 > 0:20:12Sydney, says Hannah.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Let's see if Sydney is right and how many people said it.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18It's right.

0:20:22 > 0:20:2331.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26Good enough.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29APPLAUSE

0:20:29 > 0:20:30Yeah. Sydney in 2000.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33It's where Steve Redgrave won his fifth consecutive gold

0:20:33 > 0:20:35at a fifth consecutive Olympics, which is amazing.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39- It's got six letters.- Brilliant. - If you count them.- Yeah. Thank you.

0:20:39 > 0:20:40Tom.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Hi.- Tom. Now, how are we feeling?

0:20:44 > 0:20:46- All right, I think.- Mm-hm.- Mm.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50I think I'm going to go for...

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Somewhere that's hosted the Winter Olympics. I'm going to go for Turin.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Turin, says Tom. Turin.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 people said it.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01It has.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Well, 31 is our low score. You pass that.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Oh! Look at that, Tom. Very well done indeed.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12APPLAUSE

0:21:12 > 0:21:13This is good scoring.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Well played, Tom. Yeah, Winter Olympics in 2006.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22The first time that Ethiopia had a team in the Winter Olympics.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25- Very nice. - They had a cross-country skier.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Good. How did they do?- Came 93rd.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32- It's the taking part, isn't it? - It is the taking part that counts.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Tom, very well done. You're at the top of the table there.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Tom and Chris are on 4.

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Then at 31, Hannah and Matt. Not bad.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Now, Jessica and James... Well, there were some slippy moments

0:21:43 > 0:21:44on that first pass,

0:21:44 > 0:21:47so there might be another high score, you never know.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49But, James, we need a low score from you, so best of luck.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51We're going to come back down the line.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Can the second players step up to the podium?

0:21:55 > 0:21:57- So, Chris...- Yeah.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00- ..in a very comfortable position at this point.- Luckily.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02You need to score 95 or less.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05So, we want any Olympic host city

0:22:05 > 0:22:07with six or fewer letters in its name.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09I'm going to plump for Moscow.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Moscow.- Yeah.- Moscow.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Well, you're getting a nod from Tom.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Also, thanks to Tom, you've got a lovely high red line there.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Get below that, you're in the head-to-head.

0:22:18 > 0:22:19Moscow - how many people said that?

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Very well done. Through you go.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29It's a good answer. 25.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31- APPLAUSE - That's all right.- 29, your total.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34The lowest total of the round. Well done.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Well played, Chris. Safely through. The 1980 Summer Olympics.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39There was only 80 nations took part because of the US boycott,

0:22:39 > 0:22:42but much-loved over here cos it was Coe and Ovett,

0:22:42 > 0:22:45so we still remember them very fondly.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Now, Matt. Matt...

0:22:49 > 0:22:53So, we're looking for Summer or Winter Olympic host cities

0:22:53 > 0:22:56with six or fewer letters to their name.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- You have to score 68 or less.- Yeah.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04There's a couple that I'm sort of not sure on,

0:23:04 > 0:23:06and although it's too late to ask Hannah,

0:23:06 > 0:23:08I'm going to go for a bit of a risk.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11And I can't remember if they hosted the Winter or Summer Olympics,

0:23:11 > 0:23:14but I'm going to go for the South Korean city of Seoul.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Seoul, says Matt. Here's your red line.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Get below that with Seoul and you're into the next round.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21How many people said Seoul?

0:23:23 > 0:23:25It's right.

0:23:25 > 0:23:26Well done.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30There we are. 26 for Seoul.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Well done. - APPLAUSE

0:23:32 > 0:23:3557 is your total.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38That was the 1988 Summer Olympics, in Seoul.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40That's when they brought tennis back after about 60-odd years.

0:23:40 > 0:23:41And Steffi Graf - she won that

0:23:41 > 0:23:44and she won all four Grand Slam titles in the same year.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- The only person ever to win a Golden Slam.- A Golden Slam.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49- A Golden Slam.- What about that?

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Very nice. Yes, that was '88?

0:23:51 > 0:23:53It was '88, yeah.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Oh, I was thinking it was so recent.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57- Well, yeah. I mean...- It's not.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59- It really isn't. - I'm deluding myself.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02- I know, we're quite old, aren't we? - Yeah, we are.- Really.- Yeah.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05And do you know? We're the same age, just lots of things happen.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Things have just happened between us and things.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10- We're the same age? - Well, we stay the same age -

0:24:10 > 0:24:13just other things get younger, I think. Don't you think?

0:24:13 > 0:24:15If only we had two science communicators.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Hannah and Matt, have Xander and I stayed the same age since 1988?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20- I can confirm, yes.- Oh, thank you.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Oh, that is good news.- Yes, we have.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25- That is good news.- Just things have got newer, that's all.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Although, though I saw you drive in this morning -

0:24:28 > 0:24:29that's the illegal, actually

0:24:29 > 0:24:32- cos you're too young. - LAUGHTER

0:24:32 > 0:24:36- And I saw you in a pub the other day.- I was 18 in '88.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38- LAUGHTER - OK. But you're not allowed...

0:24:38 > 0:24:42- Phew, you had me worried there. - When's your birthday?- March.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43- Is it?- Yeah.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Has someone told Wikipedia?

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Oh, they've got the year, they've got everything wrong.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51- Have they?- They've got me down as a contemporary of Salieri's.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- But that means, officially, you have two birthdays.- That's true.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57- And a parade, obviously. - Yeah.- Yeah.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Hey, every day in your life is a parade.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Isn't it?- Yeah. - Ah, thank you very much indeed.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Now, James, I have grave news.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06I'm afraid you are our high-scorers

0:25:06 > 0:25:09even before you've given your final answer.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10- I'm sorry.- That's all right.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13I'm sorry, because I think you've probably got quite a good one.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15I've got loads flowing in my head.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18I was going to go either Oslo or Rome.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21I thought I might as well go for a pointless answer

0:25:21 > 0:25:23to try and get some money for these guys...

0:25:23 > 0:25:26or go to the 200 club, which is just as good.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30So, I'm not even sure if they've had the Olympics, but Tokyo.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Tokyo. Tokyo, says James.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35No red line, I'm afraid, as you are the high-scorers,

0:25:35 > 0:25:37but let's see how many of our 100 said Tokyo.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40It's right.

0:25:44 > 0:25:4634. APPLAUSE

0:25:46 > 0:25:49134 is your total.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51Yeah, 1964 Summer Olympics.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Also going to host the Summer Olympics in 2020, Tokyo.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56The last Olympics where they used a stopwatch.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59These days it's a huge industry, but all done by stopwatch back then.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Tokyo, of course, in Japan.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03There's only one answer that's better than Turin -

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Turin was a terrific answer.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Only one answer that would've scored fewer points.

0:26:07 > 0:26:082 points if you said Nagano,

0:26:08 > 0:26:11which was the site of the 1998 Winter Olympics.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13So, very well done if you said that.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15And Sochi would've only scored you 11 as well -

0:26:15 > 0:26:18it's a very recent Winter Olympics, so well done if you said that.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Let's take a look at the top three answers,

0:26:20 > 0:26:21the ones most of our 100 people said.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Berlin would've scored you 40.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Paris would've scored you 41,

0:26:26 > 0:26:28and unsurprisingly, at the top,

0:26:28 > 0:26:30London, which would've scored you 82.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Thank you very much indeed, Richard. So, at the end of our second round,

0:26:33 > 0:26:35the pair heading home with a high score of 134,

0:26:35 > 0:26:39I'm sorry, James and Jessica, it is you.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Lovely low-scoring in the first round,

0:26:41 > 0:26:42particularly from you, Jessica.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Flipped the other way in the second round,

0:26:44 > 0:26:46but we'll see you again - I'm sure you'll do much better.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48In the meantime, thanks very much.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50- James and Jessica.- Thank you. - APPLAUSE

0:26:51 > 0:26:54But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Very well done, Tom and Chris, Hannah and Matt.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03You're now one step closer to the final

0:27:03 > 0:27:04and a chance to play for the jackpot

0:27:04 > 0:27:07which currently still stands at £1,000.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10You know the deal - you can start playing as teams,

0:27:10 > 0:27:12you can chat before you give your answers.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14First pair to win two questions will play for that jackpot.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Hannah and Matt, you're back where you were last time.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19HE SIGHS You feeling more confident this time?

0:27:19 > 0:27:23- Confident that art galleries won't come up again at least.- Exactly.

0:27:23 > 0:27:24We will never see the like again.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Although you need to pull one out of the bag here,

0:27:27 > 0:27:29because Tom and Chris have shown their mettle,

0:27:29 > 0:27:31and I think they're pretty good.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Yes, it's going to be very, very close, this one.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Million Sellers. Peter's son.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51We are going to show you five pictures now

0:27:51 > 0:27:53of artists who've had singles in the UK

0:27:53 > 0:27:55that have sold more than a million copies.

0:27:55 > 0:27:58Can you name the most obscure of these, please?

0:27:58 > 0:28:02OK. Let's give our five clues, and here they are...

0:28:02 > 0:28:03We have got...

0:28:31 > 0:28:32There we are.

0:28:32 > 0:28:35Five artists who've sold over a million singles.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38Tom and Chris, you've been our low scorers throughout the show,

0:28:38 > 0:28:40so you will go first.

0:28:40 > 0:28:44- WHISPERS:- So, is D Odyssey?- OK. - Is it?- I don't know.

0:28:44 > 0:28:47- Or E, Righteous Brothers.- Yeah.

0:28:47 > 0:28:50Yeah, I don't know, I would say...

0:28:50 > 0:28:53- Do you think...?- D. - I don't know what B is.

0:28:53 > 0:28:55Do you know D? Do you think it's...?

0:28:55 > 0:28:57We're going to go for E,

0:28:57 > 0:28:58The Righteous Brothers.

0:28:58 > 0:29:01The Righteous Brothers, say Tom and Chris. The Righteous Brothers.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03Now then, Hannah and Matt, the board's all yours.

0:29:03 > 0:29:07- Do you want to talk us through it? - Well, we think A is Psy,

0:29:07 > 0:29:10B, literally no idea,

0:29:10 > 0:29:12C, Wham!

0:29:12 > 0:29:13We didn't know who E was,

0:29:13 > 0:29:17but we think we're going to take a risk on D

0:29:17 > 0:29:20and this is a sort of a bit of a guess, and go with Boney M.

0:29:20 > 0:29:21Boney M.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23So, The Righteous Brothers and Boney M.

0:29:23 > 0:29:26Now, Tom and Chris said The Righteous Brothers for E.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:29:37 > 0:29:3929. APPLAUSE

0:29:43 > 0:29:46OK, now, Hannah and Matt have said Boney M for D.

0:29:46 > 0:29:48Let's see if that's right, and if it is,

0:29:48 > 0:29:50let's see how many of our 100 said Boney M.

0:29:52 > 0:29:54That's a really good guess, Hannah and Matt.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56Will it go below 29?

0:29:56 > 0:29:58Ooh, 42 for Boney M.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00APPLAUSE

0:30:00 > 0:30:02Very well done.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04But well done, Tom and Chris. After one question, you're up 1-0.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07Boney M have had two singles that sold over one million copies.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09Rivers Of Babylon, which sold over two million copies -

0:30:09 > 0:30:12incredibly rare, very few singles have done that -

0:30:12 > 0:30:15and Mary Boy's Child as well, and that sold 1.9 million.

0:30:15 > 0:30:16Absolutely massive, Boney M were.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18The money they made was extraordinary.

0:30:18 > 0:30:22Now, A is Psy, of course.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24Gangnam Style. 27 points.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26That sold just over one million, Psy.

0:30:26 > 0:30:27We'll leave B for a moment.

0:30:27 > 0:30:30C - I always think if the British Museum

0:30:30 > 0:30:31had to have one photograph to

0:30:31 > 0:30:34- represent every decade in British history...- Yeah.

0:30:34 > 0:30:37..the 1980s, just done, isn't it? That sums it up.

0:30:37 > 0:30:39Anyway, it's a big scorer, Wham!

0:30:39 > 0:30:41It is Wham!, of course. Would've score you 78.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44Now, this second one is a pointless answer.

0:30:44 > 0:30:47He had a huge hit with Somebody That I Used To Know,

0:30:47 > 0:30:49and it is Gotye. Pointless answer.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51Very well done if you said that.

0:30:51 > 0:30:54I thought maybe it was Daniel Powter, who did Bad Day.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56- So what do I know?- I thought it was

0:30:56 > 0:30:59Chris Martin with really bad hair. LAUGHTER

0:30:59 > 0:31:01Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:31:01 > 0:31:04Here comes your second question. Hannah and Matt, you answer it first,

0:31:04 > 0:31:07but you've got to win this one to stay in the game, so best of luck.

0:31:07 > 0:31:08It concerns...

0:31:12 > 0:31:13Snakes, Richard.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15We're going to show you the names now of five types of snake,

0:31:15 > 0:31:17but we've moved alternate letters.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Can you fill in those gaps, please?

0:31:19 > 0:31:22OK, let's reveal our five snakes with missing bits,

0:31:22 > 0:31:24and here they are. We've got...

0:31:32 > 0:31:34I'll read those all one last time.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44Hannah and Matt, you'll go first.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46- WHISPERS:- Do you know any? - I only know the top one.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48- What's the top one?- Python.

0:31:48 > 0:31:51THEY WHISPER

0:31:53 > 0:31:55(Yeah, but let's look at the others for a minute.)

0:31:57 > 0:31:59There's only two that we know,

0:31:59 > 0:32:03and we are just sort of trying to decide which one's the less known.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05- Mm-hm.- This isn't great.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07- You sure?- It's up to you.

0:32:07 > 0:32:10But we're going to go with the top one, python

0:32:10 > 0:32:13OK. Python, say Hannah and Matt. Python.

0:32:13 > 0:32:17Now, Tom and Chris, do you fancy talking us through those snakes?

0:32:17 > 0:32:19We said the middle one was anaconda.

0:32:19 > 0:32:23- I'm not sure on the others. Are you?- No.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26I recognise the bottom one, cos in the film Kill Bill,

0:32:26 > 0:32:29the group of deadly assassins were all names of snakes,

0:32:29 > 0:32:30and one of them was called copperhead,

0:32:30 > 0:32:32so I think that's copperhead.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35Copperhead. So we have python versus copperhead.

0:32:35 > 0:32:37Now, Hannah and Matt said python.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40Let's see how many of our 100 people said python.

0:32:44 > 0:32:4684. APPLAUSE

0:32:47 > 0:32:4984 is high.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51Tom and Chris, meanwhile, have gone for copperhead.

0:32:51 > 0:32:54Let's see that's right, let's see how many people said copperhead.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58It's right. Well done.

0:33:02 > 0:33:03Very well done indeed.

0:33:03 > 0:33:0524 for copperhead. APPLAUSE

0:33:05 > 0:33:08And it means, Tom and Chris, after only two questions,

0:33:08 > 0:33:10you're through to the final 2-0. Well done.

0:33:10 > 0:33:11Yeah, very good answer that.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14It's lovely, I always think, when knowledge in other areas,

0:33:14 > 0:33:17when you can sort of use your brain and put it into those areas.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Kill Bill helping you out there. Copperhead.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21Now, let's take a look at the rest of these.

0:33:21 > 0:33:24Anaconda is the third one. It's a better scorer than python.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27Not by a huge amount. Would've scored you 72.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29They can grow up to 33 feet long, anacondas.

0:33:29 > 0:33:31- It's too long. - I wouldn't like that.- Too long.

0:33:31 > 0:33:34Do you like snakes? I'm quite scared of them.

0:33:34 > 0:33:36- We found a snake in our compost heap at the weekend.- What, we did?

0:33:36 > 0:33:39- Do you remember?- You know what? I didn't know we had a compost heap.

0:33:39 > 0:33:40Wow! I know.

0:33:40 > 0:33:43- Although, it does explain the smell. - LAUGHTER

0:33:43 > 0:33:46- Yeah.- You found a snake? What sort of snake?

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Well, I don't know, a brown snake, probably about that long.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51- No, it wasn't that long. - About that... It was.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54- All right. - It was definitely a snake.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56- It wasn't a rabbit.- But massive?

0:33:56 > 0:34:00Yeah. Well, sort of that long. I mean, sort of that...

0:34:00 > 0:34:03That. Yeah, it wasn't anaconda length.

0:34:03 > 0:34:05Have you left your family at home with it?

0:34:05 > 0:34:08Yeah, they... Family informed.

0:34:08 > 0:34:12I've put a sticker on the compost that says that - "Family informed."

0:34:12 > 0:34:15- Yeah.- Let's go through the rest of these, shall we?

0:34:15 > 0:34:17The fourth one down is hognose.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21Would've scored you 5 points.

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Says it's a harmless North American snake that eats toads.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27- To which I say, well, it's not harmless to toads then, is it?- No.

0:34:27 > 0:34:285 points for that.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31And the top one, it's a... It's an Australian snake.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33I know some people work these out

0:34:33 > 0:34:35even if they don't know the answers just by what it could be.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38It ends -back, definitely, which you can work out,

0:34:38 > 0:34:39and it's a keelback.

0:34:39 > 0:34:42Keelback, and would've scored you 3 points.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45It lives in manure patches in England

0:34:45 > 0:34:49- and, and kills at will. - LAUGHTER

0:34:49 > 0:34:52- Very angry, very angry snake.- Yeah.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:34:56 > 0:34:58I'm afraid, for the second time.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01Been some great consistencies in that regard in this show.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03I'm afraid we have to say goodbye. You haven't made it to the final.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06You'll have to come back in disguise and try and get through.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08It's been wonderful having you. Thank you.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11- Hannah and Matt.- Well done, guys. - APPLAUSE

0:35:14 > 0:35:16But for Tom and Chris, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23Very well done, Tom and Chris.

0:35:23 > 0:35:27You've seen off all the competition with comparative ease, I have to say,

0:35:27 > 0:35:29and have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:35:37 > 0:35:40and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £1,000.

0:35:40 > 0:35:41There it is.

0:35:41 > 0:35:43Well, I think we put you through your paces.

0:35:43 > 0:35:47We had our films in haiku form, we had our Olympic host cities,

0:35:47 > 0:35:50we had our million-seller singles, and we had snakes.

0:35:50 > 0:35:54And, yeah, you made quick work of all of them, and here you are.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57What would you like to see come up in this last round?

0:35:57 > 0:36:00- I'd say films or music for me.- Mm-hm.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02Maybe geography or sport or something.

0:36:02 > 0:36:06Well, that's quite a nice broad base you're covering there.

0:36:06 > 0:36:08Let's hope there's something here you like the look.

0:36:08 > 0:36:11Today's selection of four options reads like this.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13We have...

0:36:19 > 0:36:22- African geography, yeah? - I can't...- Yeah.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25- African geography. - African geography it is. Richard.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27Very best of luck. Three different questions here.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29Let's take a look at them. We're looking for...

0:36:31 > 0:36:34That's the top 19 most densely-populated African countries

0:36:34 > 0:36:36according to the UN last time it was checked in 2010.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39We're looking for any of the nine provinces of South Africa,

0:36:39 > 0:36:42or we are looking for the name of any capital city,

0:36:42 > 0:36:44any African capital city in the southern hemisphere.

0:36:44 > 0:36:46The city needs to be in the southern hemisphere

0:36:46 > 0:36:48rather than just the country

0:36:48 > 0:36:49up to June 2015.

0:36:49 > 0:36:53So, any of those top 19 most densely-populated African countries,

0:36:53 > 0:36:55any of the nine provinces of South Africa

0:36:55 > 0:36:58or any African capital city which is in the southern hemisphere.

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Thanks very much indeed.

0:37:00 > 0:37:02Now, you've got up to a minute to come up with three answers.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04All you need to win that jackpot

0:37:04 > 0:37:06is for just one of your answers to be pointless.

0:37:06 > 0:37:07- Are you ready?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:37:07 > 0:37:10Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12Your time starts now.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14So, I know a few capital cities.

0:37:14 > 0:37:18- So...maybe Maputu. Maputo, sorry. - Yeah, yeah.

0:37:18 > 0:37:21- ..in Mozambique. - Mozambique's a good one.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23Lusaka's in...

0:37:24 > 0:37:27..in Zambia. Harare, Zimbabwe.

0:37:28 > 0:37:29Er...

0:37:30 > 0:37:32Where's the Seychelles?

0:37:32 > 0:37:35Yeah, it's off... It's an island of the shore, yeah.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39Where else?

0:37:39 > 0:37:40Bloemfontein, South Africa.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42Erm...

0:37:43 > 0:37:44- Luanda, Angola.- OK.

0:37:46 > 0:37:49- Do you know any of these? - I can't provide much help, mate.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51- This is your bag - not mine. - OK, OK. Yeah, so I think...

0:37:51 > 0:37:52Yeah, we've got a few there.

0:37:52 > 0:37:57Let's do Lusaka, Luanda, Maputo.

0:37:57 > 0:37:59- They sound good to me. - Yeah?- Yeah, yeah.

0:37:59 > 0:38:02- Are you happy to stop the clock? - Yeah, I think so.- Yeah.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04OK, we'll stop the clock. There we are.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07You've got your three answers. Tell me what they are.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09- Maputo.- Maputo.

0:38:09 > 0:38:12- Luanda.- Luanda.- Lusaka.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15- It's for the African capital cities. - African capital cities.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17OK, now, of those three, which is your best shot, would you say,

0:38:17 > 0:38:19at a pointless answer?

0:38:19 > 0:38:21- Maputo, probably. - Maputo, we'll put last.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23Least likely to be pointless?

0:38:23 > 0:38:26- Luanda.- Luanda goes first, and Lusaka in the middle.

0:38:26 > 0:38:28OK, well, let's pop those up on the board in that order,

0:38:28 > 0:38:30and here they are.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33We've got Luanda, we've got Lusaka, and we've got Maputo.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35Well, three great answers up there.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37Let's hope at least one of those is pointless

0:38:37 > 0:38:38and will win you that jackpot.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Tom, what would you do with your share of the spoils

0:38:40 > 0:38:41if you were to win?

0:38:41 > 0:38:43It's my wife's birthday in a few weeks,

0:38:43 > 0:38:45so we'd probably go away for the weekend.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47Very nice. Chris, how about you?

0:38:47 > 0:38:49I'd set up and open an account for my little girl.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52Aw, very nice. Well, best of luck.

0:38:52 > 0:38:55As I say, your first answer, in fact, all three of your answers

0:38:55 > 0:38:59we were looking for capital cities in Africa that were below the equator.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02Your first answer was Luanda. Let's see if it's right.

0:39:02 > 0:39:03You thought this was probably

0:39:03 > 0:39:05your least confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:39:05 > 0:39:07If it is pointless, it'll win you £1,000.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09Let's see how may people said Luanda.

0:39:13 > 0:39:14It's right.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18OK, well, if this goes all the way down to 0,

0:39:18 > 0:39:20you will leave here with £1,000.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22Down it goes. Through the teens, into single figures.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24Still going down, still going down...

0:39:24 > 0:39:25- Oh!- Oh, mate!

0:39:25 > 0:39:28APPLAUSE

0:39:28 > 0:39:30- It's the first one, mate.- 2.

0:39:30 > 0:39:33That's a great answer.

0:39:33 > 0:39:34I mean, in any normal round of Pointless,

0:39:34 > 0:39:36you'd be thrilled with 2.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39Sadly, in this round, it's only pointless answers,

0:39:39 > 0:39:41but, as I say, that's a cracking answer.

0:39:41 > 0:39:44Let's hope one of your two remaining answers is pointless.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46Your second answer was Lusaka.

0:39:46 > 0:39:50Let's find out, for £1,000, how many people said it. Is it pointless?

0:39:56 > 0:39:57Well, it's right.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59Luanda took us all the way down to 2.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02Lusaka now taking us through the 40s and the 30s.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04If it goes down to 0, you leave with £1,000.

0:40:04 > 0:40:05Single figures. Down it goes...

0:40:05 > 0:40:07Oh, 4...

0:40:07 > 0:40:09APPLAUSE

0:40:13 > 0:40:184. Again, a great score, but I'm afraid not pointless,

0:40:18 > 0:40:21which means everything is now riding on your third and final answer,

0:40:21 > 0:40:22which was Maputo.

0:40:22 > 0:40:26We were looking for capital cities in the southern hemisphere.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.

0:40:28 > 0:40:31Let's see how many people said Maputo. Can it please be pointless?

0:40:37 > 0:40:41OK. Luanda took us all the way down to 2,

0:40:41 > 0:40:43Lusaka took us down to 4.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Maputo, now, taking us down into single figures.

0:40:45 > 0:40:46Down it goes. Still going down.

0:40:46 > 0:40:47Passes 4, passes 2.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49Oh!

0:40:49 > 0:40:51APPLAUSE

0:40:51 > 0:40:53Mate...

0:40:55 > 0:40:56Oh, that is...

0:40:58 > 0:41:00That is unbelievably cruel.

0:41:00 > 0:41:01I mean, you clearly,

0:41:01 > 0:41:04you know your southern hemisphere African capitals, I'm sure.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07Perhaps if you'd used those extra nine seconds,

0:41:07 > 0:41:10you might've suddenly thought of a fail-safe pointless answer.

0:41:10 > 0:41:11That is so unfortunate.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13Brilliant answering in all three instances,

0:41:13 > 0:41:16but I'm afraid you didn't find that all-important pointless answer,

0:41:16 > 0:41:18so you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:41:18 > 0:41:20That rolls over onto the next show.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22But hold your heads up high -

0:41:22 > 0:41:24a very strong performance right across the show,

0:41:24 > 0:41:26and you get a Pointless trophy each to take home for it,

0:41:26 > 0:41:30- so very, very well done.- Thank you. - APPLAUSE

0:41:30 > 0:41:32APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH

0:41:34 > 0:41:37Tom and Chris, what an effort. Very, very well played.

0:41:37 > 0:41:38That's really, really unlucky.

0:41:38 > 0:41:41Most of the pointless answers here are in that category, the capitals,

0:41:41 > 0:41:44and I know when I read some out, you're going to know some of them.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46I know for a fact you know one of them,

0:41:46 > 0:41:49cos one of the three capitals of South Africa is Bloemfontein,

0:41:49 > 0:41:50and that was a pointless answer.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52Would've won you the cash.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55Let's take a look at the answers in the other categories first.

0:41:55 > 0:41:56There's fewer in these.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58The densely-populated African countries -

0:41:58 > 0:42:00the two pointless answers were Benin and Togo.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02Well done if you said either of those at home.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05Let's take a look at the South African provinces - three answers.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08KwaZulu-Natal, Mpumalanga and Northern Cape.

0:42:08 > 0:42:10Well done if you said any of those.

0:42:10 > 0:42:12Now, let's look at these capitals. There's quite a few.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15Kigali, which is Rwanda, Lilongwe, which is Malawi.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18Moroni, which is the Comoros, Port Louis, which is Mauritius.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20You also could've had Brazzaville, Congo,

0:42:20 > 0:42:22you could've had Bujumbura, Burundi.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24You could've had either of the Tanzanian capitals -

0:42:24 > 0:42:26Dar es Salaam or Dodoma.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29And you could've had Victoria, which is the capital of the Seychelles,

0:42:29 > 0:42:30which you also discussed.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32Gents, you played brilliantly from start to finish,

0:42:32 > 0:42:35and a valiant, valiant effort in that final round as well. Unlucky.

0:42:35 > 0:42:37There we go. Thanks very much, Richard.

0:42:37 > 0:42:40Well, unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you,

0:42:40 > 0:42:42but we've loved having you. You've been fantastic contestants.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Thank you for playing. Tom and Chris.

0:42:47 > 0:42:51Well, very sadly, Tom and Chris didn't win our jackpot today,

0:42:51 > 0:42:52which means it rolls over onto the next show

0:42:52 > 0:42:55when we will be playing for £2,000.

0:42:55 > 0:42:58AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:42:58 > 0:43:00Join us then to see if someone can win it.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.