Episode 53

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0:00:15 > 0:00:17APPLAUSE

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed. Hello. I'm Alexander Armstrong.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Welcome to Pointless - the show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32APPLAUSE

0:00:34 > 0:00:35Couple number one.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Hi. I'm Rosie and I'm from Washington, near Newcastle

0:00:38 > 0:00:41and this is my best friend Viv and she's from Lincoln.

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Couple number two.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Hello. I'm Adam. This is my friend Lucy and we're from Birmingham.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Couple number three.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47Hi. I'm Linda.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50This is my daughter Julia. We both live just near Glasgow.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52And, finally, couple number four.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55I'm Zechariah, this is Joe. We're both from Barnet.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57And these are today's contestants.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59APPLAUSE

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Thanks very much to all of you.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04We will find out more about you throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09He thinks that I don't know the guy making those crank calls to me

0:01:09 > 0:01:12about obscure Nobel prizewinners is him.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14It's my Pointless friend Richard.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Hiya!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18- APPLAUSE - Hello, everybody.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Afternoon to you.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- And to you, sir.- We have two returning pairs from the last time.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25They both make names for themselves in different ways.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27I have to say, on podium one, Viv and Rosie.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- They were really genuinely very good, weren't they?- Yeah.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Got knocked out 2-1 in that head-to-head. Very unlucky.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35One of your answers just a tiny, tiny bit wrong.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39But they are very, very strong, I'm afraid, everyone.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Joe and Zechariah will tell you that.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42They, of course,

0:01:42 > 0:01:47also wrote themselves into the annals by joining the 200 Club.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Gents, congratulations.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Membership cards are in the post.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54But, again, very good. We've got two new pairs. Welcome. Welcome.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Let's just have fun, shall we? - Let's just have fun.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Let's have fun out there.- Come on. Don't you think? If not now, when?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Exactly right. You know, I know it's pressure.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05I know all that kind of stuff. But... You know, life is for living.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07It is. Thank you.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09That said, it be nice to see Joe and Zechariah

0:02:09 > 0:02:10getting back into the 200 Club, as well.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Two shows in a row. Can you imagine?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Were running out of our 200 Club shields.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16We had a job lot of them sent over.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20Obviously, when you join the 200 club you get an umbrella, a shield,

0:02:20 > 0:02:21a certificate.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Stick of rock.- You get a...

0:02:24 > 0:02:27A little handkerchief and a... and a tie.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- There's a baseball cap.- There is.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Yeah.- Says 200. But, I tell you what,

0:02:31 > 0:02:34as you know, the meetings of the 200 Club,

0:02:34 > 0:02:36it actually gets quite full quite early.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39So you have to turn up quite early. The 400 Club, though, still room.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Still room there, gentlemen.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44There we go. Thanks very much indeed.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Now, Andy and Lynne didn't win the jackpot last time.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48So we add another £1,000 to that.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Today's jackpot starts off, look at this, £3,250.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:53 > 0:02:54There we are.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Right. If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59APPLAUSE

0:03:04 > 0:03:07So, remember, all you have to remember, in fact,

0:03:07 > 0:03:10is that the pair with the highest score at the end of each round

0:03:10 > 0:03:11will be eliminated.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13That is it. Best of luck to all four pairs.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Our first category this afternoon is...

0:03:16 > 0:03:18famous places.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Can you all decide in your pairs

0:03:19 > 0:03:22who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31OK. The question concerns...

0:03:31 > 0:03:33African Geography.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35African Geography, Richard.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38We're going to show you the names of seven places or landmarks.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41We just want you to tell us the name of the country they are situated in.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Please. As always, by country we mean sovereign state

0:03:44 > 0:03:46that's a member of the UN in its own right.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Thank you very much indeed.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51So, we're looking for the country in which you would find these landmarks.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Here's our first board.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Looks like this.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12I'll read those all one last time.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- There we are. Viv, welcome back. - Thank you.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Now, you scored a pointless answer last time.- I did! I'm so proud.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36So are we. So are we!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Surely got to take it one step further this time.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Things could change now. They could start going downhill.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Well, we'll see. I'm quietly confident.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Remind us what you like getting up to, Viv.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Well, I like bird-watching

0:04:52 > 0:04:57and reading a lot, Scandinavian novels, particularly.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01And I play short mat bowls, which is a type of carpet bowls.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Which you took up quite recently. - Well, a couple of years ago.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08I must just say, our oldest member is 101.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Wow.- So I feel a spring chicken.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13That's LONG mat bowls, isn't it? That's something.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17Now, Viv, what are you going to go for?

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Right. Well, I know three definitely,

0:05:21 > 0:05:24but they are all going to be the highest scorers, I think.

0:05:24 > 0:05:30So, I'm going to go for the Ruins Of Carthage. Tunisia.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Tunisia.- Yes. - Says Viv, the Ruins Of Carthage.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Let's see if Tunisia's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39It's right.

0:05:44 > 0:05:4626. APPLAUSE

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Not bad at all. Good start to the round and, indeed, the game.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Well played, Viv. Started off where you left off last time.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Terrific stuff.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55The Ruins Of Carthage also a great name for a heavy metal band.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Oh! Wouldn't it, though? Wouldn't it?

0:05:58 > 0:05:59AUDIENCE CHUCKLES

0:05:59 > 0:06:01HE GROWLS LIKE A HEAVY METAL SINGER

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Tell you what, I was...I was not looking forward to your album,

0:06:05 > 0:06:07but now I am.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08LAUGHTER

0:06:08 > 0:06:12- There we are. Now, Adam.- Yes. - Welcome to Pointless.- Thank you.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Great to have you here from Birmingham. What do you do, Adam?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I'm a press officer at a charity.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Excellent. Can we ask which charity?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21It's the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Rospa, for short.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Very good. Is it working? Accidents being prevented?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Yes.- Well, that's down to you. - We can always do more.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Which is why we are in a job.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Very good. Well, you've just done a bit of your job just then.- Thank you.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35You probably just prevented an accident

0:06:35 > 0:06:37in some corner of the country, just by being here.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Adam, what are your interests?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Typical armchair sports fan.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44I'd love to be able to play more sport

0:06:44 > 0:06:46but I can't play football to save my life, unfortunately.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Which sports do you particularly like from the armchair?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Football. West Bromwich Albion fan.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Like a lot of rugby.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Cricket, when it's on.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00OK. Now. Adam.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01African landmarks?

0:07:01 > 0:07:05It's not great. I knew three for sure, one of them has gone.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09I think I know one, so it's a case of whether I go for that.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10I'm going to give it a go.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14The Yankari National Park, I think, is in Namibia.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Namibia, says Adam.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17I'm trying to see if I can see any telltale nods

0:07:17 > 0:07:19from anyone along the line.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22No-one's giving anything away. Let's find out if Namibia's right.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Let's see how many people said it.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27AUDIENCE GROANS

0:07:28 > 0:07:33I'm sorry, too. I'm afraid that's 100 points. Namibia, an incorrect answer.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Sorry, Adam. It sounded very convincing.- Didn't it?

0:07:35 > 0:07:38It really did. I bet most people at home went, "Oh, that's good."

0:07:38 > 0:07:40And now, 100 points, I'm afraid.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42I'll give all the answers at the end of the pass.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Thank you very much indeed. Now, Julia, welcome.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Great to have you here, from Glasgow. What do you do, Julia?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51I'm a civil servant working for the Scottish government.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Very good. And what are your interests

0:07:52 > 0:07:55when you're not keeping the government going?

0:07:55 > 0:07:59I've got two young sons. So, they keep me very busy.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Very occupied. How old are they? - Three and one.- Oh, yes.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06Very occupied. Yes. Very good. Will they be watching now?

0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Yes. I'm sure they will.- What are they called?- Callum and Fraser.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Callum and Fraser. Ooh! You'd never guess they were Scottish.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Hi, Callum and Fraser! - Good Scottish names. That's great.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Callum and Fraser. Hi, Callum and Fraser.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Now, Julia. African landmarks.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Yes, this is not...- It's not the easiest first round we've ever had.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Is it?- It's really, really not.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27There's only one that I would guess at.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30The rest, I honestly have no idea.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32So, I will say, Table Mountain, South Africa.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34South Africa, says Julia, for Table Mountain.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Let's see how many of our 100 people said that?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41It's right.

0:08:41 > 0:08:4272.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44APPLAUSE

0:08:44 > 0:08:45A lot better than 100, Julia.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Damage limitation there. Not a bad tactic at all. Table Mountain.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53There's only one of them, so you have to book very early.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55LAUGHTER

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Thank you very much, Richard.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59- Zechariah, welcome back.- Thank you.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Great to have you here again.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06- Now, remind us what you do. - I'm a student. Economics and maths.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10- Economics and maths. How many years is that course? Three?- Three.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Which year are you in?- I'm about to start my third.- OK. Enjoying it?

0:09:13 > 0:09:18- Loving it.- Where are you doing that? - At Queen Mary.- Right. I see. OK.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20And when you're not doing economics and maths,

0:09:20 > 0:09:24- what do you like getting up to? - I'm very interested in music.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25I play guitar,

0:09:25 > 0:09:29and I do a lot of youth work in my spare time, as well.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Ruins Of Carthage,

0:09:30 > 0:09:34would you be interested in auditioning for that, Zachariah?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- We've...- We'll talk later. - OK. We'll chat later. Yeah.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41We've also got to swap the details about the shield for the 200 Club.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43I'm expecting that to actually come now.

0:09:44 > 0:09:49Now, that board is all yours. If you want to talk through it, feel free.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51OK. So I would have imagined that

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Jemaa El-Fna Square is in Morocco.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Yankari National Park, probably Nigeria.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Avenue of the Baobabs, Mozambique. I would have guessed,

0:10:01 > 0:10:06but I seem to remember learning about the Masai tribe in Kenya.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- So, Masai Mara National reserve, Kenya.- Kenya. Says Zachariah.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Let's see if that's right

0:10:11 > 0:10:14and if it is let's see how many of our 100 people said Kenya.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17It's right.

0:10:19 > 0:10:2071. Not bad.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22APPLAUSE

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Actually, third lowest score of the round so far.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Yeah. Home of the wildebeest migration,

0:10:27 > 0:10:29which is also not a bad name for a band.

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Let's go through these answers.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Actually, you could have got a much lower score

0:10:33 > 0:10:37because you were right about Nigeria, the Yankari National Park.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42That would have scored you 22. You were right about Morocco.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Jemaa El-Fna Square

0:10:44 > 0:10:46That's a very good score. Ten points.

0:10:46 > 0:10:51The other two, Makgadikgadi Pans is in Botswana.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Would have scored you 15.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57And the top one, the Avenue Of The Baobabs,

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Um...- You're doing that like you knew it.- Oh, sorry. No, no, no.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03I was hoping some country beginning with M would suddenly just come.

0:11:03 > 0:11:08- It is Madagascar. - That would have scored four points.

0:11:08 > 0:11:09That's the best answer up there.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11There we are. Thank you very much indeed.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13So, we're halfway through the round,

0:11:13 > 0:11:15so let's take you a look at those scores.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Well, Viv! You see, there you were not that thrilled with 26

0:11:18 > 0:11:22but the best score, by a margin, in the round so far.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Then we scoot up to 71. Where we find Zechariah and Joe.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Up to 72, Julia and Linda. Then 100, Adam and Lucy.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Well, listen, you're not that far ahead. It's quite nice.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Quite a nice gang of you at the back there.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Yeah. But a low score from you is what we need

0:11:37 > 0:11:39to keep you in the game. So, good luck with that.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41We're going to come back down the line now.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:11:44 > 0:11:48OK. Let's put seven more landmarks on the board and here they come.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49We've got...

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Here they come again.

0:12:15 > 0:12:16Joe, welcome back.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Now, Joe, remind us what you do.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23I'm a management consultant for a financial services firm.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26That's right. And what do you do when you're not doing that?

0:12:26 > 0:12:30I do a lot of sport. I did a triathlon. I play a lot of football.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Golf. We've got a big football tournament, actually, coming up,

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- in Berlin in a month.- Oh, now, that's fun. You'll travel out there?

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Is this five-a-side? - This is 11-a-side.- 11-a-side.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42How many people are competing in that?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44I think... Well, it's not just football -

0:12:44 > 0:12:47I think there's 60-something countries across all disciplines.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Wow!- So, there'll be, like, 3,000 or 4,000 athletes.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- So I'm looking forward to it. - Brilliant. Fantastic.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Gosh, best of luck with that.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Now, it's quite precarious.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00As I pointed out, all very close, the scores at the top.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02There you are, on 71.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04High-scorers, Lucy and Adam, on 100.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08So, 28 or less. Would keep you in the game for sure.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Yeah.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Well, there's one obvious one.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15I could probably take a stab at most of them,

0:13:15 > 0:13:19but I'm going to go with the top one, which I think I know.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- I think it's Mali.- Mali, says Joe. There's your Red Line.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26Get below that with Mali and you are into the next round.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28How many people said Mali for Timbuktu?

0:13:31 > 0:13:33It certainly right.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34It's nice and close to the line.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Oh, it takes you over the line!

0:13:36 > 0:13:37Very well done indeed.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39That's 16. Lowest score of the row so far.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40APPLAUSE

0:13:40 > 0:13:4387 is your total. Very well done.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Well played, Joe. Great answer. Timbuktu.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47It's twinned with Hay-on-Wye.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- That's right.- That's nice, isn't it?

0:13:50 > 0:13:51It really is.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Hay-on-Wye, of course, has lots of second-hand bookshops.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Timbuktu has a lot of libraries.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58It's a very learned ancient city.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02- Is it genuinely true? - Yes. It is genuinely twinned, yes.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04That's hilarious!

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Do you know what? Some friends of ours who live...

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Where do they live? Cambridgeshire.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12They put up, it's not them, but in their village,

0:14:12 > 0:14:14tiny little village called Stoke Doyle,

0:14:14 > 0:14:18somebody put up a sign saying, "Twinned with Barcelona"

0:14:18 > 0:14:19underneath Stoke Doyle.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Then somebody knocked it over -

0:14:21 > 0:14:24a council contractor chopping the hedge knocked it over,

0:14:24 > 0:14:27and then put a posh proper one up, saying, "Twinned with Barcelona."

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- So they have an official sign. - No! That's hilarious.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Saying they're twinned with Barcelona. And they're not.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Anyway, there we go.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Now, Linda, welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you here.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40What do you do, Linda?

0:14:40 > 0:14:44I work part-time as a chief invigilator in a secondary school.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Very good indeed. Invigilating, of course,

0:14:46 > 0:14:48as I have said before, these days...

0:14:48 > 0:14:51You used to be able to read a book.

0:14:51 > 0:14:56- Or do marking. You can't any more. - No.- You've just got to look

0:14:56 > 0:14:59- and hand out paper. - Yes. That's right.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Now, Linda, what do you do for fun?

0:15:01 > 0:15:04For fun? Music, and more music, and still more music.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06What sort of music?

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- I sing in a choir and in a small group.- Lovely.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11And enjoy going to concerts as well.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13So, what's the small group? Is that like...

0:15:13 > 0:15:17The small group, we go around singing at women's guilds

0:15:17 > 0:15:18and charities and so on.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22Sometimes we sponsor ourselves for charity.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23Very good. What's the larger group?

0:15:23 > 0:15:25The large group is a choral society.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29- We do concerts.- I see. That's lovely. So, big choral works.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Really good fun getting your teeth into.- It is, yes.- OK.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36Now, Linda, on 72, the highest score, is still Lucy and Adam on 100.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40- So, 27 or less gets you through. - Right.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43There's one I definitely know, or I could take a guess.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46I will go for a guess.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50And I will try the Kigali Memorial Centre...

0:15:50 > 0:15:51and Rwanda.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55Rwanda, says Linda. Now, here is your Red Line.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58If you can get below that, you are into the next round.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59It's a bit of a punt.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02I'm just going through my mental Rolodex. It's quite slow.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05See if I can think of any other African countries beginning with R.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Sounds great to me. Anyway. Let's see if Rwanda's right.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11Let's see how any of our 100 people said it, if it is.

0:16:12 > 0:16:13It's right.

0:16:13 > 0:16:14Very well done indeed.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Ooh! 29!

0:16:19 > 0:16:20APPLAUSE

0:16:20 > 0:16:23I think that's good enough. Takes your total up to 101.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Yes, the only African country beginning with R.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Kigali, of course, is its capital. - Excellent. Very good.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32- Thank you very much.- Pleasure.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Now, Lucy, welcome.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Also here from Birmingham.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38What do you do in Birmingham?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40I'm a physiotherapist.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Are you? Because my back is killing me.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45As regular viewers will know,

0:16:45 > 0:16:48it is something I do bang on about quite a lot.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50What sort of physiotherapy do you do?

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Not really backs. I'm better if you've had your leg amputated.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54LAUGHTER

0:16:54 > 0:16:57My leg has been somewhat missing.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00- So... Right, I see.- Prosthetic.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04- Mainly after surgery, but also prosthetic rehab...- I see.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07..I Spend a lot of time doing, getting people up and walking again.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Very good. And prosthetics - so amazing these days.- They are.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13That must be quite rewarding, actually.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15- As people learn how to work them. - It's lovely.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18What do you do for fun, Lucy? What are your hobbies?

0:17:18 > 0:17:22I've recently started sewing and dressmaking.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26Started trying to make myself some things and learn a new skill.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Anything of your own manufacture that you're wearing today?

0:17:29 > 0:17:33- Definitely not.- OK. If you get... For the next show, maybe?

0:17:35 > 0:17:38- OK, Lucy, you aren't the- high-scorers. No.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42What we need from you is a pointless answer. That's your target.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46Right. Erm, there's two that I know,

0:17:46 > 0:17:50but neither of them are going to be anywhere near good enough.

0:17:52 > 0:17:58I think I'm going to go for Fish River Canyon and Nairobi.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Nairobi. Fish River Canyon. Nairobi.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Your Red Line is there, you just can't see it.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05It's at the bottom of the column.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Let's see, though, if Nairobi is right.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Let's see how many people said it, if it is.

0:18:11 > 0:18:12AUDIENCE GROANS

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Oh, Lucy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19There's a shield on its way for you, I promise. I'll sort that out.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22That's scores you 100 points. Takes your total up to 200.

0:18:22 > 0:18:23Yes. Sorry, Lucy.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27We will have a slight postmortem on that answer at the end of the pass.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Thank you very much indeed. Now, Rosie.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34Welcome back. Here from Washington.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Now, remind us what you like getting up to in Washington, Rosie?

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Well, as well as bird-watching, I love gardening.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44I only have a small garden, back and front,

0:18:44 > 0:18:48but I spend a lot of time in there, planting flowers

0:18:48 > 0:18:51and spending a fortune - which my husband doesn't like.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Now, do you have flowers...

0:18:53 > 0:18:57How early in the year do the flowers start and how late do they go until?

0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Snowdrops.- Snowdrops.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03And go all the way through.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07- Do you have those roses that stay flowering all the way through?- Yes.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Yeah. The autumn roses are lovely.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Are you the pride of your road, though?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Does everybody stop and stare?

0:19:13 > 0:19:15They do, actually. Particularly in the spring.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18It's a great service you're doing for everyone.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Anyway. Listen. You're our low scorers.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22And, also, it doesn't matter what you do score

0:19:22 > 0:19:24because you're through to the next round anyhow.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27If you fancied it, Rosie, you could talk us through the board.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30I thought, maybe, Fish River Canyon's in Nigeria?

0:19:30 > 0:19:34Pyramids Of Giza, I guess, are Egypt.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Kilimanjaro, is that Tanzania?

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Nubian Desert, Somalia?

0:19:40 > 0:19:42I'm going to go for the Omo River,

0:19:42 > 0:19:45which I'm going to guess is in Ethiopia.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Ethiopia, says Rosie. No Red Line for you. You're already through.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Let's see how many of our 100 people said Ethiopia.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54Absolutely right.

0:19:58 > 0:20:0326. Exactly the same score as Viv. Very well done indeed.

0:20:03 > 0:20:04Taking your total up to 52.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07The lowest total of the round. Well done.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Well done, Rosie. Yes, the Omo River.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Some of the very earliest fossils of Homo sapiens

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- are found by the Omo River. - "Omo" Sapiens.- "Omo" Sapiens. Yeah...

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah.- Yeah!

0:20:17 > 0:20:21195,000 years old...they were.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23- Wow.- Amazing, isn't it?- Wow.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26And those are fossils, so if you add the age that the person was,

0:20:26 > 0:20:30- it is 195,000 and, like, 70 years old.- Wow.- It's incredible, isn't it?

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Now, let's clear up where this Fish River Canyon is.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35200 club there.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38- Adam, I wonder if you might have a guess as to where it is.- Namibia.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41It is in Namibia. That is exactly where it is.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Could have given yourself a chance

0:20:43 > 0:20:44if you said that, it scored 6 points.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48It's a very good answer. The Pyramids of Giza are in Egypt.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Big scorer, would have scored 75.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Mount Kilimanjaro is in Tanzania.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54That would have scored 32.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Now, Nubian Desert. It is not Somalia.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Any ideas?- Sudan.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Yes, Sudan is the right answer, well done. 30 points for that.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06So the best answer on the board, ironically, Namibia.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08There we are, thanks very much.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10At the end of our first round, the pair we are saying goodbye to,

0:21:10 > 0:21:13with their high score of 200, is Lucy and Adam.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Yes, I'm afraid that was a tough board, that was tough.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17But we had some fun guesses, though.

0:21:17 > 0:21:18We will see you again next time,

0:21:18 > 0:21:21and I'm quite sure you'll go much, much, much further.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24- In the meantime, thanks for playing, Lucy and Adam.- Thank you.- Thank you.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27APPLAUSE

0:21:27 > 0:21:30But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37And now we're down to three pairs, at the end of this round,

0:21:37 > 0:21:39we'll have to say goodbye to one of the pairs in front of me.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Viv and Rosie, you've done it again. Very well done.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Our lowest combined score.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Joe, our lowest individual score with Mali, so very well done.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50And, Julia and Linda, just well done. Just lovely to have you here.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53LAUGHTER Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:21:53 > 0:21:57Our category for Round Two this afternoon is...

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:21:59 > 0:22:01who's going to go second?

0:22:01 > 0:22:04And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Artists with one of the biggest-selling albums

0:22:20 > 0:22:21of the millennium, Richard.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Yes, in March 2015, The Official Charts Company

0:22:24 > 0:22:26released the list of the 50 top-selling albums

0:22:26 > 0:22:28of the millennium.

0:22:28 > 0:22:3050 top-selling albums since the first week of 2000.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33We're looking for any act who had an album on that list, please.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35It might have been released before the millennium,

0:22:35 > 0:22:38but it is just sales from the first week of 2000 onwards.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42- Any of the acts on that list. - Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45So, Rosie...

0:22:45 > 0:22:50an act on that list. Top 50 albums.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Um, I'll try Robbie Williams.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57Robbie Williams, says Rosie. Robbie Williams. Let's see if that's right,

0:22:57 > 0:23:00and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Robbie Williams.

0:23:02 > 0:23:03It's right.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11That's a very good score, Rosie, very well done indeed.

0:23:11 > 0:23:1512 that scores you. APPLAUSE

0:23:15 > 0:23:18He actually had four albums on that list, which is pretty good going.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21The highest was 21 with Swing When You're Winning.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25Thanks very much, Richard. Now then, Linda.

0:23:25 > 0:23:30- I'll go down the same route and try Take That.- Take That, says Linda.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people TOOK that.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39It's right, very well done indeed. Well, 12 for Robbie.

0:23:41 > 0:23:4326 for Take That.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45APPLAUSE

0:23:47 > 0:23:50And they also had four entries on the list as well, Take That.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Number 13 with Beautiful World, that was their highest entry.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Thanks very much, Richard.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Now then, Zechariah, what would you like to go for?

0:23:58 > 0:24:02I would have liked to have gone for Take That. I can't now.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04I'm going to go with Kylie Minogue.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Kylie Minogue, says Zechariah. Of course.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Kylie Minogue, surely.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:24:12 > 0:24:13- Oh!- (What!)

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Oh, not Kylie Minogue.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19There we are. Scores you 100 points.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Not Kylie, I'm afraid, Zechariah.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23They are making a sneaky bid for the 400 club,

0:24:23 > 0:24:26aren't they, those two? You can... That's what's happening.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Of course they are. Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Well, we are halfway through the round.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Let's take a look at those scores. 12, Rosie, once again,

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Rosie and Viv.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Just absolutely...

0:24:36 > 0:24:39I mean, I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say.

0:24:39 > 0:24:40The lowest scorers once again.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42And then up to 26, where we find Linda and Julia.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Then up to 100, where we find Zechariah and Joe.

0:24:45 > 0:24:50Now, Joe, these rounds can sometimes have some surprising answers.

0:24:50 > 0:24:51So, if we have a low score from you,

0:24:51 > 0:24:54it might be enough to keep you in the game, so best of luck.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Come up with one of those if you can.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57We are going to come back down the line.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Right, Joe.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Um, yeah.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10So, I've obviously got a few names in my head.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15- Let's go with Eminem. - Eminem. Eminem.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17No red line for you, you are the high-scorers.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21But let's see how many of our 100 people said Eminem - if it's right.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23It's right.

0:25:26 > 0:25:27Good answer, Joe.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Look at that, 2!

0:25:32 > 0:25:33Very well done indeed. APPLAUSE

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Now, that could keep you in the game.

0:25:38 > 0:25:39Very well played, Joe.

0:25:39 > 0:25:43Terrific answer. Number 20 on the list with The Marshall Mathers LP.

0:25:43 > 0:25:48Thanks very much. Julia. Julia, we have a target now.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50You have to score 75 or less.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52I think this is probably going to score quite highly,

0:25:52 > 0:25:55- but I'll say Beyonce. - Beyonce, says Julia.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Well, as I say, 75 or less gets you through.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59There's your red line coming on now.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02Let's see if Beyonce can get you below that.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Oh!

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Oh, Julia.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Oh, Beyonce!

0:26:10 > 0:26:13How did that not happened? Anyway, we will discover that.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Scores you 100 points - takes your total up to 126.

0:26:16 > 0:26:21Joe and Zechariah, so relieved behind you there. Richard.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24If you could see the expressions on their little faces...

0:26:24 > 0:26:25LAUGHTER

0:26:25 > 0:26:28..you wouldn't feel so bad. Yeah, no Beyonce, I'm afraid.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31- No Kylie, no Beyonce. - Interesting. OK, thank you.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Now then, Viv. Listen, I've got great news for you.

0:26:34 > 0:26:38- You are in the head-to-head for the second time.- Hurray!

0:26:38 > 0:26:42And possibly as our low scorers once again, but let's see.

0:26:42 > 0:26:43What are you going to go for?

0:26:43 > 0:26:47Well, not a brilliant subject for me.

0:26:47 > 0:26:53I'm hoping this is safe. I'm going to say Rihanna.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56Rihanna, says Viv. No red line for you, you are already through.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Let's see how many of our 100 people said Rihanna.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03It's right. Very well done indeed.

0:27:07 > 0:27:1016. APPLAUSE

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Superb. Once again our lowest scorers,

0:27:12 > 0:27:1528 for Viv and Rosie. Brilliant.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17- How good are Viv and Rosie? - Just great.- They keep at it.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21Yes, two entries in that top 50 for Rihanna.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25Now, there's a few pointless answers. Let's take a look at them.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Christina Aguilera, 40th on the list.

0:27:27 > 0:27:31David Gray, who is eighth on the list with White Ladder.

0:27:31 > 0:27:32Dido is fifth on the list,

0:27:32 > 0:27:36the fifth biggest-selling album of the millennium, Dido, with No Angel.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39She is also 11th on the list for Life For Rent.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42Guns N' Roses were number 50 on the list.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45The brilliant Keane, 14th, with Hopes And Fears.

0:27:45 > 0:27:49Norah Jones is on the list, 18th, with Come Away With Me. Two more.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Red Hot Chili Peppers, By The Way.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54And Texas, 42nd on the list, with their Greatest Hits.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57Let's take a look at the top three.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Take That, at 26.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03Coldplay, of course, 29. Had three albums on that list.

0:28:05 > 0:28:09Adele, number one bestseller, and the biggest scorer on the round.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11- She had two albums in that list as well.- Fabulous.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15We are at the end of our second round,

0:28:15 > 0:28:18and I'm afraid it's time for us to say goodbye to Julia and Linda.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21Yeah, Beyonce. I'm...I'm flabbergasted.

0:28:21 > 0:28:23But she wasn't on the list.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25We will see you again next time, Julia and Linda.

0:28:25 > 0:28:26Look forward to that very much indeed.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29But in the meantime, thanks for playing, Julie and Linda.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31APPLAUSE

0:28:31 > 0:28:35But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37APPLAUSE

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Very well done, Viv and Rosie, Joe and Zechariah.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44You are now one step closer to the final,

0:28:44 > 0:28:47and the chance to play for our jackpot,

0:28:47 > 0:28:49which currently stands at £3,250.

0:28:49 > 0:28:51- AUDIENCE:- Woo!

0:28:51 > 0:28:53APPLAUSE

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Well, you know the deal here. You can start playing as a team.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02Well, very, very best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05APPLAUSE

0:29:07 > 0:29:13Here comes your first question. And it concerns...

0:29:13 > 0:29:15Honorary Knights And Dames, Richard.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17We are going to show you five pictures of people

0:29:17 > 0:29:19who have been made an honorary knight or dame.

0:29:19 > 0:29:22That is someone who is not a citizen of the UK.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24You just need to give us the most obscure answer, please.

0:29:24 > 0:29:25Thanks very much indeed.

0:29:25 > 0:29:28Let's show our five pictures of honorary knights or dames,

0:29:28 > 0:29:30and here they are.

0:29:30 > 0:29:31We've got...

0:29:52 > 0:29:56There we are, five honorary knights or dames.

0:29:56 > 0:29:59Viv and Rosie will go first.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01- SHE WHISPERS:- D.- Yeah.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03Right, do you want to say it?

0:30:03 > 0:30:08OK, we are going to go for D, Andre Previn.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11Andre Previn, say Viv and Rosie. Andre Previn.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14Now then, Joe and Zechariah, do you fancy talking us through that board?

0:30:14 > 0:30:16Yes, it's not great.

0:30:16 > 0:30:20Obviously we know E. I feel like I recognise C,

0:30:20 > 0:30:24- but I think we will have to go for Angelina Jolie.- OK, E,

0:30:24 > 0:30:28Angelina Jolie. So we have Andre Previn and Angelina Jolie.

0:30:28 > 0:30:30Viv and Rosie said Andre Previn.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33Let's see if that's right for D, let's see how many people said it.

0:30:35 > 0:30:39It most certainly is right. Look at that.

0:30:41 > 0:30:43Nice low score. Well done.

0:30:43 > 0:30:4513 for Andre Previn.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47APPLAUSE

0:30:47 > 0:30:51Joe and Zechariah have said E is Angelina Jolie.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53Let's see if that's right, and if it is,

0:30:53 > 0:30:55let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:31:02 > 0:31:0439. APPLAUSE

0:31:04 > 0:31:07That's lower than I was expecting there.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10But very well done. Viv and Rosie, after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12Well played again, Viv and Rosie.

0:31:12 > 0:31:15There is one answer up there that would have beaten your score.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18It is not the first one, that, of course, is Steven Spielberg.

0:31:18 > 0:31:21And he would have scored you 22 points.

0:31:21 > 0:31:22It is not the third one.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24The third one, he was the US Secretary of State...

0:31:24 > 0:31:27- Colin Powell.- Colin Powell.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30He would have scored you 25. It is the second one.

0:31:30 > 0:31:34She was born in Dublin. Mezzo-soprano. Ann Murray.

0:31:34 > 0:31:37And she was a pointless answer, so, very well done if you said that.

0:31:37 > 0:31:41Thank you very much indeed. OK, here comes your second question.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44Joe and Zechariah, you get to answer it first, but you have to win it

0:31:44 > 0:31:47to stay in the game, so best of luck. It concerns...

0:31:49 > 0:31:51Protected Foods Or Beverages, Richard.

0:31:51 > 0:31:52We'll show you the names

0:31:52 > 0:31:55now of five protected foods or beverages from the UK.

0:31:55 > 0:31:57It'll give you the first word of their name

0:31:57 > 0:31:59and then just a few initials to help you along.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01Can you identify them, please?

0:32:01 > 0:32:02Thanks very much indeed.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05Let's reveal our five clues to protected food and beverages,

0:32:05 > 0:32:06and here they are.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21I'll read those all again.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31There we are.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34Now then, Joe and Zechariah.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38THEY WHISPER

0:32:40 > 0:32:45Again, there's only one that we can probably get.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47We'll for Anglesey sea salt.

0:32:47 > 0:32:51Anglesey sea salt, say Joe and Zechariah.

0:32:51 > 0:32:54Now, Viv and Rosie, do you fancy talking us through the board?

0:32:54 > 0:32:56I wish I could.

0:32:56 > 0:33:00The top one, I'm going to kick myself.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02I think it's butter, Rutland butter.

0:33:02 > 0:33:05Stornoway black something

0:33:05 > 0:33:08but we're going to go for Fal oysters.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11- Fal oysters.- Yes.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14So, Anglesey sea salt, Fal oysters.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16Anglesey sea salt. say Joe and Zechariah,

0:33:16 > 0:33:21let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:33:21 > 0:33:22It's right.

0:33:24 > 0:33:2760 for the sea salt.

0:33:27 > 0:33:28APPLAUSE

0:33:29 > 0:33:32Viv and Rosie meanwhile have gone for Fal oysters.

0:33:32 > 0:33:35Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Fal oysters.

0:33:40 > 0:33:41Very well done!

0:33:43 > 0:33:47Very well done indeed, 23. No arguing with that.

0:33:47 > 0:33:50And it means Viv and Rosie, after only two questions,

0:33:50 > 0:33:53- you're straight through to the final, 2-0.- Very well played again.

0:33:53 > 0:33:55Now you do know that third one down.

0:33:55 > 0:33:58- It is black, and it's black... - Pudding.- ..pudding.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00Stornoway black pudding, of course it is.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02It would have scored 46 points.

0:34:02 > 0:34:06- Now, the second one is not Rutland butter.- Bitter?

0:34:06 > 0:34:07Rutland bitter.

0:34:07 > 0:34:09Very nearly Rutland butter.

0:34:09 > 0:34:10Rutland bitter would have scored you four,

0:34:10 > 0:34:12actually the best score on the board.

0:34:12 > 0:34:16And the top one, Fenland... what food fits in there?

0:34:16 > 0:34:17Anybody?

0:34:17 > 0:34:19AUDIENCE: Celery.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21Celery, say the audience, and they are quite right.

0:34:21 > 0:34:24- Never heard of it.- Six points. - I mean, I've heard of celery!

0:34:24 > 0:34:25LAUGHTER

0:34:25 > 0:34:28It was the first vegetable to have protected status in the UK.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31I can't believe that wasn't on the news.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33I know, extraordinary!

0:34:33 > 0:34:35Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37So at the end of our head-to-head round,

0:34:37 > 0:34:40I'm afraid the pair leaving us - I mean, an heroic performance.

0:34:40 > 0:34:43You dodged the 200 club, the 400 club, should I say,

0:34:43 > 0:34:45and here you are in the head-to-head -

0:34:45 > 0:34:47but I'm afraid not going through to the final.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49It's been great having you on both shows.

0:34:49 > 0:34:51Thanks so much for playing, Joe and Zechariah!

0:34:51 > 0:34:52APPLAUSE

0:34:53 > 0:34:55- Well done.- Thanks.

0:34:55 > 0:34:59But for Viv and Rosie, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:02 > 0:35:06So many congratulations, Viv and Rosie, you've finally done it.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08You've fought off all the competition

0:35:08 > 0:35:11and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:16 > 0:35:18Wow!

0:35:18 > 0:35:20You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:35:20 > 0:35:23and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £3,250.

0:35:23 > 0:35:24There it is.

0:35:25 > 0:35:29Now, 250 of those pounds are down to you, Viv,

0:35:29 > 0:35:31and your pointless answer last time round.

0:35:31 > 0:35:35Now, anything you particularly would like to see?

0:35:35 > 0:35:37You've been so strong across so many categories.

0:35:37 > 0:35:39- I like history.- History.

0:35:39 > 0:35:42- Natural history, nature, those sort of things.- Yeah.

0:35:42 > 0:35:46OK, well, let's see what today's choices are.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49Let's hope there's something you like among these four...

0:35:57 > 0:35:59Britain in World War II?

0:35:59 > 0:36:02- It is history, but I like older history.- I know you do.

0:36:02 > 0:36:07- Um...but the rest could be dodgy. - I know.- Yeah.- All right.

0:36:07 > 0:36:10We'll go for the top one, Britain in World War II.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12- Britain in World War II, Richard. - Very best of luck.

0:36:12 > 0:36:15Three very different questions here. Hopefully one of these suits you.

0:36:15 > 0:36:18We're looking for any word of five letters or more

0:36:18 > 0:36:23that appears in the lyrics of We'll Meet Again, the song from 1939,

0:36:23 > 0:36:25other than "again" obviously.

0:36:25 > 0:36:28We are looking for the name of any aircraft

0:36:28 > 0:36:31from the RAF or the Luftwaffe,

0:36:31 > 0:36:35according to the RAF website, that fought in the Battle of Britain.

0:36:35 > 0:36:38Or we are looking for anyone according to IMDB, any actor

0:36:38 > 0:36:42who had a credit in the David Lean film In Which We Serve, from 1942.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45So, words of five or more letters in We'll Meet Again,

0:36:45 > 0:36:48Battle of Britain aircraft from the RAF or Luftwaffe

0:36:48 > 0:36:50and the cast of In Which We Serve. Good luck.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53Thanks very much, Richard.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:36:56 > 0:36:57All you need to win that jackpot

0:36:57 > 0:37:01- is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?- Yes.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06Your time starts now.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09- Right, do you know any from the bottom one?- Um...no.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12- Right, forget that, then. - I don't know what it is!

0:37:12 > 0:37:13- It's a film.- I know THAT!

0:37:13 > 0:37:15All right, forget it. Battle of Britain aircraft.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17There are some obvious ones,

0:37:17 > 0:37:21there's the Lancaster, Messerschmitt, Spitfire...

0:37:22 > 0:37:25What did you fly in? When you did your...

0:37:25 > 0:37:27- Oh, the Gypsy Moth - that's the First World War.- Ah!

0:37:27 > 0:37:29Don't worry!

0:37:29 > 0:37:30So, we've got those.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32Right, We'll Meet Again...

0:37:32 > 0:37:36Isn't it, "We'll keep flying through, just like we always do"?

0:37:36 > 0:37:37Flying?

0:37:37 > 0:37:40- Well... - I think it's "flying through".

0:37:40 > 0:37:44"We'll keep flying through..."

0:37:44 > 0:37:46Right, what are we saying? "We'll meet again, don't know where,

0:37:46 > 0:37:52- "don't know when, but..."- "I know we'll meet again some sunny day."

0:37:52 > 0:37:53"Sunny".

0:37:53 > 0:37:56- So it's "sunny".- Ten seconds left. - "Flying..."

0:37:56 > 0:37:59- And, say...- Messerschmitt... - Lancaster?

0:37:59 > 0:38:02- OK, Lancaster.- All right, OK.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07OK, that's your time up.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10What three answers are you going to give me?

0:38:10 > 0:38:12Right, two from the lyrics...

0:38:12 > 0:38:15- And they are? - ..from We'll Meet Again. Flying...

0:38:15 > 0:38:19- Flying.- ..and sunny.- Sunny.- Yeah.- OK.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21And the other?

0:38:21 > 0:38:24- One aircraft, Lancaster.- Lancaster.

0:38:24 > 0:38:29Now, of those three, which is your best shot at a Pointless answer?

0:38:29 > 0:38:32Sunny, because I've just realised one of them's wrong!

0:38:32 > 0:38:35So we will say "sunny" is the best shot.

0:38:35 > 0:38:36OK, sunny goes last.

0:38:36 > 0:38:39- Least likely to be Pointless?- Flying. - Flying.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41Probably flying - OK, and then Lancaster in the middle.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43Let's pop those answers up on the board

0:38:43 > 0:38:46and here they are in that order.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49We've got flying, we've got Lancaster and we've got sunny.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52Very, very best of luck. Three answers up there.

0:38:52 > 0:38:55Let's hope at least one of those is pointless and you win the jackpot.

0:38:55 > 0:38:58What would you do with it, Viv?

0:38:58 > 0:39:05Right, one of my dreams is to spend a long weekend

0:39:05 > 0:39:07in the Gritti Palace in Venice,

0:39:07 > 0:39:10staying there - one of the most expensive hotels.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13I love Venice, and I try and go every year.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15I'd go back with my good friend here.

0:39:15 > 0:39:17Lovely. Rosie, how about you?

0:39:17 > 0:39:19Yeah, well, that's that spent.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21LAUGHTER

0:39:21 > 0:39:24But, yeah, we both, we do both share a love of Venice.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26We've actually got it planned,

0:39:26 > 0:39:28coming up in the next few months, so...

0:39:28 > 0:39:31- Wonderful.- ..it would be great. - Wouldn't that the lovely?

0:39:31 > 0:39:33Well, very, very best of luck.

0:39:33 > 0:39:35Fingers crossed one of these answers is pointless.

0:39:35 > 0:39:38Your first answer was flying - in this case we were looking

0:39:38 > 0:39:41for words of five letters or more from the lyrics of We'll Meet Again.

0:39:41 > 0:39:45Let's see. It has to be pointless for you to win the £3,250.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Let's see how many people said, "flying".

0:39:50 > 0:39:52Oh, bad luck.

0:39:52 > 0:39:53I think you had a hunch

0:39:53 > 0:39:55that was probably not going to be a correct answer.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57Unfortunately not a pointless answer either,

0:39:57 > 0:40:00which means only two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02The Lancaster was your next answer.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05In this case who were looking for Battle of Britain aircraft.

0:40:05 > 0:40:08Let's see, it has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11For £3,250, let's see how many people said, "Lancaster".

0:40:16 > 0:40:18Oh...

0:40:18 > 0:40:20- Surprising.- Mm!

0:40:20 > 0:40:23Well, we'll hear all about that at the end of the round, I guess.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26Which means only one more shot at today's jackpot.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29Everything is riding on your third and final answer, which was "sunny".

0:40:29 > 0:40:33We're back on we'll meet again lyrics of five letters or more.

0:40:33 > 0:40:35Sunny, it has to be pointless for you to win.

0:40:35 > 0:40:39For £3,250, how many people said, "sunny", is it pointless?

0:40:42 > 0:40:43It's right.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Well, your first answer was, "flying",

0:40:45 > 0:40:46which turned out to be incorrect

0:40:46 > 0:40:50and Lancaster I'm afraid also turned out...incorrect.

0:40:50 > 0:40:5246 for sunny.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54APPLAUSE

0:40:54 > 0:40:57Oh, I'm so sorry.

0:40:57 > 0:41:01That is so against the grain of your, of your Pointless career so far.

0:41:01 > 0:41:04I mean you have been low scorers after low scorers

0:41:04 > 0:41:07after low scorers - but, valiant attempt,

0:41:07 > 0:41:10- and you get a Pointless trophy each to take away.- That's the main thing.

0:41:10 > 0:41:13And you have been absolutely wonderful on the show.

0:41:13 > 0:41:16I'm afraid, yes, no jackpot, as there was no pointless answer.

0:41:16 > 0:41:18That rolls over on to the next show.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21But, yeah, wonderful to have you, here, Viv and Rosie. Richard?

0:41:21 > 0:41:23Yeah, it's a real shame - you know, you've been brilliant

0:41:23 > 0:41:25on so many categories through two shows now,

0:41:25 > 0:41:28and just a tough one at the end, it's very, very bad timing.

0:41:28 > 0:41:31Now there's pointless answers on all the different categories.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33There's two key lines on We'll Meet Again

0:41:33 > 0:41:35where all the pointless answers were.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37One is, "They'll be happy to know that as you saw me go

0:41:37 > 0:41:39"I was singing this song."

0:41:39 > 0:41:43"They'll", "happy" and "singing", all pointless answers.

0:41:43 > 0:41:46And also, "Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away."

0:41:46 > 0:41:48And "skies" and "drive", also pointless answers.

0:41:48 > 0:41:51Those were all the pointless answers for We'll Meet Again,

0:41:51 > 0:41:53as we see here.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55"Drive", "happy", "singing", "skies" and "they'll".

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Now we'll go onto Battle Of Britain aircraft.

0:41:57 > 0:42:00The Lancasters, they were longer range things.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02The were along lots of the bombing raids in Europe,

0:42:02 > 0:42:04but they weren't part of the Battle Of Britain,

0:42:04 > 0:42:07according to the RAF website.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09The Bristol Beaufighter, the Gloster Gladiator,

0:42:09 > 0:42:12I know lots of people had got. The Heinkel HE 111.

0:42:12 > 0:42:14The Messerschmitt 110 as well. The Zerstorer

0:42:14 > 0:42:16A few others you could have had there -

0:42:16 > 0:42:18I know some people love military aircraft -

0:42:18 > 0:42:20you could have had the Boulton Paul Defiant.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22The Bristol Blenheim and the Dornier Do 17,

0:42:22 > 0:42:26so very well done if you said any of those terrific answers.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29And now, let's take a look at In Which We Serve.

0:42:29 > 0:42:33Ballard Berkeley of course went on to play the Major in Fawlty Towers.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35Daniel Massey, Derek Elphinstone, Joyce Carey,

0:42:35 > 0:42:37everyone was pointless in that film

0:42:37 > 0:42:40other than Noel Coward and Richard Attenborough, both scored eight,

0:42:40 > 0:42:43John Mills seven, Celia Johnson three and Bernard Miles, one.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45Very well done if you got any pointless answers at home.

0:42:45 > 0:42:47You've been brilliant for two shows.

0:42:47 > 0:42:48Thank you for entertaining us so much

0:42:48 > 0:42:51and sorry we didn't serve you up with a better category.

0:42:51 > 0:42:52- Thank you.- Thanks, Rich.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55Well, unfortunately we have to say goodbye to you, Viv and Rosie,

0:42:55 > 0:42:57but it's been wonderful having you on both shows.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00Thank you so much for playing. Viv and Rosie, great contestants.

0:43:00 > 0:43:01APPLAUSE

0:43:04 > 0:43:07Well, sadly, Viv and Rosie didn't win our jackpot today

0:43:07 > 0:43:09which means it rolls over to the next show

0:43:09 > 0:43:11when we'll be playing for £4,250.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13APPLAUSE

0:43:13 > 0:43:15Join us then to see if someone can win it.

0:43:15 > 0:43:18- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.

0:43:18 > 0:43:20..and it's goodbye from me, goodbye.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22APPLAUSE