Episode 1

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0:00:20 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE

0:00:22 > 0:00:23Thank you very much indeed. Hello.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless, the show where

0:00:26 > 0:00:29the aim is to avoid the obvious answers and find the obscure ones.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36And couple number one.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Hello, my name is Caroline. This is my husband Conrad

0:00:39 > 0:00:41and we live in Barry, South Wales.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- Couple number two. - Hi, my name is Jordan.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46I'm from Dunfermline and this is my friend Elena. She's from Essex.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Couple number three. - Hi, my name is Adele.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51This is my husband Dave and we live in Knaresborough, North Yorkshire.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52And finally, couple number four.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Hello. My name is Steve. This is my friend David

0:00:54 > 0:00:57and although he now lives in Walthamstow, we're both from Essex.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59And these are today's contestants.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01APPLAUSE

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Thanks very much, all of you.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05We will find out more about you through the show as it goes along,

0:01:05 > 0:01:07so that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10RO is the chemical symbol for quizzing excellence

0:01:10 > 0:01:13and it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Hiya. Afternoon.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16APPLAUSE

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Good afternoon to you. - And to you.- Are you well?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- I am well, actually.- That is good to hear.- Isn't that good?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Because I know your back has been playing up a little bit.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- It's been... Yes, it's fine.- How is it now?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- But look at the way you're standing. - I know. No wonder it's playing up.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33It's because you talk to me. If you never spoke to me

0:01:33 > 0:01:36you'd be straight on and that back would be no problem at all.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38I'm the same as well because I'm doing that.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Let's just do the whole show like that.- Yeah.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43I might put a mirror in the middle of the set so I can see you

0:01:43 > 0:01:45and talk to you through that. That would be quite nice.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- That would be amazing.- Or how about I don't talk to you at all?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50- Aw!- Aw!

0:01:50 > 0:01:53No, I would like one of those little convex mirrors like that,

0:01:53 > 0:01:56like people have where they have hidden turnings

0:01:56 > 0:01:58so I don't have to turn and look at the tower,

0:01:58 > 0:02:00- because that's what does it, I think.- I think it does.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02It's my RSI from doing this.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05You see, there it goes. Oh!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07- There we are.- We've given away two jackpots in a row.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09- I know.- One returning pair from that last show.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Adele and David got through to the head-to-head.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Very, very good pair, so I suspect they might do rather well today.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Hmm.- We'll find out, won't we? - I think we will.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- And if you get any twinges at all, you just let us know.- I will.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26So, John and Anne won the jackpot last time,

0:02:26 > 0:02:29so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000. There it is.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33APPLAUSE

0:02:37 > 0:02:40So all you have to remember is that the pair with the highest score

0:02:40 > 0:02:42at the end of each round will be eliminated.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45That is it, that is the only rule. Best of luck to all four pairs.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Our first category this afternoon is...

0:02:49 > 0:02:51It's films. Can you all decide in your pairs

0:02:51 > 0:02:55who's to go first, who's to go second? And whoever is going first,

0:02:55 > 0:02:56please step up to the podium.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01OK, and the question concerns...

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Films with countries in their titles. Richard.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Yes, on each pass we'll show you the names of seven films

0:03:09 > 0:03:12but we've missed out one word from each of them

0:03:12 > 0:03:13and that word is a country.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Can you tell us what the country is, please?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17There'll be 14 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Thanks very much indeed. OK, so we're looking for the countries

0:03:20 > 0:03:23that complete these film titles, and here's our first board of seven.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42I'll read those all one last time.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01A warm welcome to Pointless. Good to have you here from Barry.

0:04:01 > 0:04:06- Yes.- And what do you do in Barry, Conrad?- I'm a bus driver in Cardiff,

0:04:06 > 0:04:10- which is close to Barry. - Not too far away.- No.- Not too far.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Are you always on the same route?

0:04:11 > 0:04:15No, we do various different routes. Gives it a bit of variety.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Yeah, now listen to that unmistakable little Barry brogue.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Yes, isn't it? - Do you remember Barry Brogue?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Oh, he was a lovely fellow. Terrific guy. What happened to him?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Well, what is your accent, Conrad? That's not Welsh.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- South African. - South African, I knew it! I knew it!

0:04:30 > 0:04:31How long have you been over here?

0:04:31 > 0:04:35- About ten years.- Ten years? That's pretty... Do you think

0:04:35 > 0:04:38that's long enough for you to have picked up the kind of Pointless...

0:04:38 > 0:04:41just the sort of peripheral Pointless knowledge you need?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44There's some British knowledge that I will struggle with,

0:04:44 > 0:04:46but at least I've got my wife to help me out with that.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Well, exactly, you've just got to get to the head-to-head round,

0:04:49 > 0:04:51- then you can relax.- Conrad, can I ask a question?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Do you wave at other bus drivers when you go by?- I try not to.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Oh, I like that.- It's sort of this unwritten rule that you have to.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Yeah. But you won't have it, not having it?

0:04:59 > 0:05:04- If they wave first, then I'll wave back.- But otherwise...

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Otherwise it's just straight ahead and let's go.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- I like it when bus drivers wave to each other.- I like that.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11What I also like is people saying thank you when they get off a bus.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- That's very nice. - That's nice, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Anyway, now, Conrad, Conrad, countries missing from film titles.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18This is a fairly nice

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- international question for you there.- Yeah.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23There's a few on there

0:05:23 > 0:05:26that look familiar, but I think...

0:05:26 > 0:05:29I'll stick with the African theme

0:05:29 > 0:05:31and go for Hotel Rwanda.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Hotel Rwanda, says Conrad.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Let's see how many of our 100 people said Hotel Rwanda.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39It's right.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46That's a good answer. Look at that, 7.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Very well done indeed, Conrad.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Off to a rollicking start there.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Brilliant score. 7 for Hotel Rwanda.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Great start, Conrad, terrific stuff, yes,

0:05:53 > 0:05:56stars Don Cheadle as a hotel manager. True story.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Thanks very much. A great film.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Elena, welcome to Pointless. - Hello.- Lovely to have you here.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03- What do you do, Elena? - I'm an actor.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- You're an actor?- Yeah. - What kind of actor are you?

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Mainly fringe productions and things like that

0:06:09 > 0:06:11and I met Jordan at drama school.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- And you've been doing lots of fringe things?- Yeah.- Where are you based?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- In Essex.- In Essex?- Yeah. - So do you come into London

0:06:17 > 0:06:20- to do those fringe things? - Yeah, it's a really easy route.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Lots of nice fringe theatres. But it's great,

0:06:22 > 0:06:25the distance from fringe theatre to West End is really not that far.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28It's not that far. I mean, the number of things that cross over

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- and do well...- Yeah.- The number of actors who then get picked up

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- and found in fringe theatres. - That's the dream.- Absolutely.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Have you sorted an agent out yet? - No. Jordan has one. He's lucky.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- Richard's starting an agency. - Are you?- Yeah.- Yes.- I'm tall, so...

0:06:41 > 0:06:44It's a bus drivers' agency, I'm afraid.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45LAUGHTER

0:06:45 > 0:06:47But, you know, we are still looking for people.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51- And estate agency as well. - Can you show me how you wave?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- You're in. You are in. - Thanks.- That's perfect.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55- Elena...- Hello.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- What would you like to go for on this board?- Erm...

0:06:58 > 0:06:59There's one that I'm not sure of

0:06:59 > 0:07:01and I don't know whether to risk it.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03I'm going to go for it.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Number two, Jamaica Inn.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Jamaica Inn, says Elena. Jamaica Inn. Sounds brilliant to me.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Let's see how many of our 100 people said Jamaica Inn.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Absolutely right. Good risk, Elena.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Good-ish risk, Elena.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21APPLAUSE

0:07:21 > 0:07:2350 for Jamaica Inn.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Directed by Alfred Hitchcock, of course,

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- from the Daphne Du Maurier novel. - Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Now then, Adele, welcome back. Now, remind us what you do, Adele.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37I work in retail. I'm an operations manager at a department store.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Right you are. In Harrogate?- In Harrogate, yes.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43That's right. So how far is that from Knaresborough?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Oh, about 15 minutes' drive. - Is it really?

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Yeah, it's about ten minutes.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Oh, for heaven's sake! There we are. I need to...

0:07:50 > 0:07:53I have these little corners of Britain where I just forget

0:07:53 > 0:07:55that actually of course that's quite close.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Your knowledge of how close Knaresborough is to Harrogate

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- is absolutely shocking!- I know!

0:08:00 > 0:08:01You, my friend,

0:08:01 > 0:08:05are not going to get a place in my bus drivers' agency, I'm afraid.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Look at this! Hang on.- Go on.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11I don't think so, Conrad. Do you?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13HE MAKES TOOTING NOISES

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- You are...- That's me passing Conrad.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20You are one-handed on the wheel for too long there, my friend.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Don't you think? I mean, all sorts of things could have happened

0:08:22 > 0:08:24in that time. You're a liability!

0:08:24 > 0:08:25LAUGHTER

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29OK, Adele, what are you going to go for?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Well, this is not a good category

0:08:31 > 0:08:33for me, really, films. I know a few.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Um...

0:08:35 > 0:08:37But I think I'll go for...

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, says Adele. Let's see if it's right,

0:08:41 > 0:08:44let's see how many of our 100 people said Madagascar.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47It's right. Our high score is 50.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Our low score is 7.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Well, you passed 50.

0:08:51 > 0:08:5319. Not bad at all.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55APPLAUSE

0:08:57 > 0:08:58Yeah, it's a low scorer, that.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00I think it's a weird thing that Madagascar the film

0:09:00 > 0:09:04is more famous than Madagascar the country now, in a funny kind of way,

0:09:04 > 0:09:07so people sort of forget that it's... I think

0:09:07 > 0:09:11- they don't associate that name with a country.- Interesting.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15- The country is Madagascar.- There we are.- There we go.- There we are.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Now then, David, a warm welcome to you, David,

0:09:18 > 0:09:21here originally from Essex, now from Walthamstow.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Yes.- And what do you do, David? - I'm an author.- You're an author?

0:09:24 > 0:09:27What books do you write? What sorts of books do you write?

0:09:27 > 0:09:30I mainly write books on true crime and conspiracy theories.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Oh, but those are great books, the best kind of books.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Very exciting. What are you working on at the moment?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39I'm actually working on something completely different.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42I'm working on a novel and working on a book about Epping Forest.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45I see. Is the novel your first work of fiction?

0:09:45 > 0:09:46It's not my first work of fiction

0:09:46 > 0:09:49but it's the one I'm really looking forward to actually finishing

0:09:49 > 0:09:51- and I'm really loving it. - And it's on track?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53When do you reckon it will be out?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Next year?- Good, good stuff. Well, good luck with that.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Now, David, you're the last person

0:09:57 > 0:10:00to have this board. If you fancied it, you could talk us through it

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- and fill in all the blanks for us.- Uh...

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Well, the most obvious one is From Russia With Love.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07I'm torn between which one I want to go for

0:10:07 > 0:10:09because I think the final one is The Tailor Of Panama

0:10:09 > 0:10:12but I think the first one is Big Trouble In Little China.

0:10:12 > 0:10:13I think I'm going to go for

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Big Trouble In Little China because I like it.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Big Trouble In Little China, says David.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:10:27 > 0:10:2936 for China.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31APPLAUSE

0:10:31 > 0:10:3336.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Not a bad score but you would have done better if you had gone for

0:10:36 > 0:10:38The Tailor Of Panama because that would have scored you 11 points,

0:10:38 > 0:10:40would have been a terrific answer,

0:10:40 > 0:10:42based on the John Le Carre novel, of course.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45It is From Russia With Love, that's the biggest scorer up there,

0:10:45 > 0:10:48From Russia With Love would have scored you 87.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Now, this last one, it's got Emma Thompson in it.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53It's also got Antonio Banderas in it

0:10:53 > 0:10:57and it is Imagining Argentina,

0:10:57 > 0:11:00and it's a pointless answer, so very well done if you said that at home.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Very good indeed. Thank you very much, Richard.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05OK, halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.

0:11:05 > 0:11:087 the best score of the pass. Very well done indeed, Conrad.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Then we travel up to 19, Adele and Dave, we find there,

0:11:11 > 0:11:1336, David and Steve, and then

0:11:13 > 0:11:16up to 50 for Elena and Jordan. Now, Jordan, we need

0:11:16 > 0:11:19a low score from you. You're not way ahead but a nice low score from you

0:11:19 > 0:11:22should keep you in the game, so best of luck with that.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25We'll come back down the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30OK, we're going to put seven more film titles up on the board,

0:11:30 > 0:11:33and here they come. We have got...

0:11:47 > 0:11:49I'll read those one last time.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06- Steve.- Hello. - A warm welcome to you, sir.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07What do you do?

0:12:07 > 0:12:10I'm afraid I'm an accountant, which is every bit as boring as you think.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Oh, don't be afraid!

0:12:12 > 0:12:13I am. Well, it is.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- But you don't find it boring, though, do you?- Uh...

0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Sometimes.- Sometimes! But sometimes it's got to be exciting!

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Sometimes it's just a little bit routine.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Getting things to add up, I mean, that's quite satisfying, isn't it?

0:12:24 > 0:12:26It's like sort of numerical Tetris.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Something like that.- Just making things fit the right way.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Yet, but usually someone's hidden some of the pieces.- Anyway,

0:12:32 > 0:12:34when you're not accounting, Steve, what do you do?

0:12:34 > 0:12:36I play the bagpipes.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38See, that's marvellous.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39How long have you played them for?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Since I was about yea high, I'm afraid.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Stop being afraid! It's lovely.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46You'd be surprised what this place does to you.

0:12:46 > 0:12:47LAUGHTER

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Very nice. One day, I want to learn the Northumbrian pipes.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52It's like a little small pipe. It's beautiful.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Yeah, they're...

0:12:54 > 0:12:57With Highland bagpipes you blow, with the Northumbrian bagpipes

0:12:57 > 0:12:58- you have a...- You have a bellow.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01I tried them once and I felt like a demented chicken.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03I don't know, I like the demented chicken element.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04I think that's good.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Well, OK.- Anyway, now, Steve, there you are, on 36.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10If you can score 13 or less, you are through to the next round.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Okey dokey.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Belgium, says Steve.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Belgium. Here's your red line. It's going to be low.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Let's see if you can get below that with Belgium. Maybe.

0:13:30 > 0:13:31Oh, that's good, Steve.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Oh, that's very good.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Look at that. 7.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Equalling our lowest score of the round from Conrad there.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Very well done. 43 is your total.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43That's a great answer, Steve, very well played. An Ian McShane film,

0:13:43 > 0:13:46he's sort of a tour guide, shows lots of Americans around Europe.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Now, Dave, welcome back.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Welcome back, Dave. Remind us what you do.

0:13:53 > 0:13:58I'm an information security expert for a retailer.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02So when you say that, does that mean you're stopping hackers? Is that basically

0:14:02 > 0:14:05- what you're trying to do?- Yes. Risk management against hackers.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07- On a grocery website.- Yeah. - This is a huge online

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- ordering website.- Yeah.- So I guess

0:14:09 > 0:14:12a hacker could run riot on that, couldn't they?

0:14:12 > 0:14:16- They can, yes. But not on my watch. - No! Not when you're there, Dave.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19And your interests, Dave, when you're not keeping us all safe...

0:14:19 > 0:14:23Yeah, nowadays it's golf and table tennis.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25But you were a rugby player in your time.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27I was a rugby player and football player.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Where did you play in rugby? What was your position?

0:14:29 > 0:14:32- I was second row.- Second row. - Second row, rugby union.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Very good. OK, now, Dave, there you are, you're on 19.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39The high-scorers are still Jordan and Elena on 50,

0:14:39 > 0:14:41so 30 or less gets you through.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44So when it came up films, I thought I'd be good at this, but...

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Not quite as good as I thought, so again,

0:14:47 > 0:14:49I'm going to stay reasonably safe.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51I will go for A Passage To India.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53A Passage To India, says Dave. Here's your red line.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56If you can get below that with A Passage To India,

0:14:56 > 0:14:57you are through to the next round.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Let's see how many people said India.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Whee-ay-oo-ee!

0:15:04 > 0:15:0688 of them!

0:15:06 > 0:15:07SCATTERED APPLAUSE

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Wow! Popular.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Popular answer, that one. That takes your total up to 107.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15A big relief for Jordan and Elena there.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Yeah, A Passage To India, very high name recognition, isn't it?

0:15:18 > 0:15:22Peggy Ashcroft won an Oscar for her role in that. EM Forster novel.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Mmm. Good film.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Now, Jordan, what about that?

0:15:26 > 0:15:30- Should we all just say, "Phew" for a moment? That was...- For now.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- For now!- Yeah, that was all looking a bit touch-and-go till that point.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Jordan, what do you do?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- I'm an actor as well. - Also an actor.- Yeah.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38And you met Elena studying acting.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40At drama school in Manchester, yeah.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- In Manchester. And you also graduated last year.- Last year.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45And how's it been this year for you?

0:15:45 > 0:15:47It's... It takes some adjusting to.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48But you've got your agent.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Yeah, yeah, I do.- Which is exciting. - Yeah, that's something.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Have you and Elena appeared in things together since you left?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Not since we left. Plays in drama school but nothing since.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58It's quite nice, though,

0:15:58 > 0:16:00when you've got groups of friends and maybe...

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Have you got friends who may be aspiring directors,

0:16:02 > 0:16:04- friends who are aspiring writers?- Yeah.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07- And you can kind of put things on informally.- Yeah, absolutely.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09- Yet, it's great fun, that. - Creating our own material

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- really is kind of the way forward, I think.- I think it is.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14- Unless you get lucky. - Creating your own company,

0:16:14 > 0:16:17putting things on yourself, is a great way of getting things done,

0:16:17 > 0:16:20- keeping you busy as well. - Yeah.- Now, there you are on 50.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24107 is the high score, so if you can score 56 or less,

0:16:24 > 0:16:26you're into the next round.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Well, films is probably my ideal category.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30I know three confidently,

0:16:30 > 0:16:32so it's which one to go for.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35I think I'm going to go for Grace of Monaco.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Grace of Monaco, says Jordan.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Grace of Monaco. There is your red line.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41If you get below that, you're through to the next round.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42How many people said Monaco?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47It's right.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48Through you go.

0:16:50 > 0:16:5122!

0:16:51 > 0:16:53APPLAUSE

0:16:53 > 0:16:5672 is your total and you are into Round Two.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Well played, Jordan. Starring Nicole Kidman, a very famous flop film.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02- Didn't even release it in the States, eventually.- Really?

0:17:02 > 0:17:04- It did so badly. - They didn't even dare?- Yeah.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Jordan, of course, is the only competitor whose name is a country.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Indeed, yeah. Thanks very much indeed. Now, Caroline, welcome.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13- Hello.- Here from Barry.- Yes.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15And what do you do in Barry, Caroline?

0:17:15 > 0:17:16Well, I do a couple of things.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19I'm a carer with the terminally ill and the elderly

0:17:19 > 0:17:22and the mentally ill, and in my spare time

0:17:22 > 0:17:25I also teach music at my children's primary school.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27That's nice. What sort of music?

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Just teaching music to a class or do you teach particular instruments?

0:17:30 > 0:17:32I do instruments as well. I do violin and piano,

0:17:32 > 0:17:34but I do kind of music workshops,

0:17:34 > 0:17:37so we've just done a project on the instruments of the orchestra

0:17:37 > 0:17:40and next we're looking at different genres, so it's a bit of a leap,

0:17:40 > 0:17:42next week we're doing rap.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Wow, into rap? What age are your pupils?

0:17:45 > 0:17:46- Nine.- OK, fun. Excellent.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50- Rap without swearing. - Yeah.- Good luck with that.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Got to find some family-friendly ones.- Yeah, that's great!

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Good stuff. Now, Caroline, you're on 7.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58- You're 100 behind our high-scorers. - Thank goodness.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59So 99 or less keeps you safe.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02That's good because I only know one.

0:18:02 > 0:18:03Phew.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05The only one that I know that's left

0:18:05 > 0:18:07is Good Morning, Vietnam.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Vietnam, says Caroline. Here's your red line, nice and high,

0:18:10 > 0:18:12get below that with Vietnam, you're into Round Two.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Well done. Through you go.

0:18:17 > 0:18:1978. It's high, but who cares?

0:18:19 > 0:18:21APPLAUSE

0:18:21 > 0:18:2385 is your total.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Yeah, well done, Caroline,

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Conrad doing a lot of the work for you there, so lovely,

0:18:27 > 0:18:30straight through. It is a tough board, this one, isn't it?

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Much tougher than the previous board, I think.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Let's go through the rest of these now. It's The Boys From...

0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Brazil.- Brazil, that's a big scorer. Would have scored you 56.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39Do you know Cold?

0:18:39 > 0:18:42It's interesting, just a common expression, which is cold

0:18:42 > 0:18:45- and then the name of the country. - No, it's going to annoy me, this.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47I can't think what that is. Cold...

0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Turkey.- Oh, of course!

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Obvious when you hear it. 16 points for that. Now, this other one.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56There's all sorts of countries where the country is named after a river.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59This is one of these, an awful lot of them in Africa.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03I thought this was River Congo. It's not. It's a James Earl Jones film.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05It is The River Niger

0:19:05 > 0:19:08and it's a pointless answer, so very well done if you said that.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Very good. Thank you, Richard, so at the end of our first round,

0:19:11 > 0:19:14the pair who are heading home, they were our head-to-headers last time.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16I can't bear this. Dave and Adele, we had high hopes.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Our only returning pair, in fact.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22And I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to you at this point. Yes.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Anyway, it's been lovely having you on both shows.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Thanks so much for playing, Dave and Adele.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28APPLAUSE

0:19:30 > 0:19:34But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41And so suddenly we're down to three pairs.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44At the end of this round we will be down to two pairs.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Conrad and Steve, very well done,

0:19:46 > 0:19:49our joint lowest individual scorers.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Steve and David, our lowest-scoring pair, and well done to all of you,

0:19:52 > 0:19:55you've seen off our only returning pair, so, yeah, good going.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Our category for Round Two this afternoon is...

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Powerful People. Can you all decide in your pairs

0:20:03 > 0:20:06who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:20:06 > 0:20:09And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14OK, and the question concerns...

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Forbes' Most Powerful Women 2015. Richard.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24We're going to show you a picture now of 15 women who appeared

0:20:24 > 0:20:26on this list of the world's most powerful women.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29We just need you to identify the most obscure of these 15, please.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31OK, so we're going to put an image up on the board

0:20:31 > 0:20:33with 15 people on it.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35That will stay up for the whole round.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37We won't be changing it halfway through the round.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39You just have to name any of the people on this board,

0:20:39 > 0:20:41and here is our image.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43There we go.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47OK, so, Conrad, we come to you.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Now, again, Conrad, and this is just the way it's fallen,

0:20:50 > 0:20:54- another nice international round for you.- That's nice, isn't it?

0:20:54 > 0:20:55It is nice.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59There's a couple of faces that look familiar,

0:20:59 > 0:21:02but this is a bit of a stab in the dark

0:21:02 > 0:21:04and I'm going to go with Angela Merkel.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06- Angela Merkel.- Angela Merkel.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08OK, yes, let's see if that's right,

0:21:08 > 0:21:11let's see how many of our 100 people said Angela Merkel.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13It's right.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Wow. 46.

0:21:19 > 0:21:20APPLAUSE

0:21:20 > 0:21:2246 for Angela Merkel.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26Yeah, there she is in the bottom row, second in.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Thanks very much, Richard. Now, Jordan...

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Jordan, who would you like to go for from this?

0:21:33 > 0:21:37I don't really recognise a lot of the more obscure ones.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39I'm going to go for the top left.

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Sofia Vergara.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Sofia Vergara, says Jordan. Let's see if it's right.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49It's right.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Now, 46 our only score so far, you passed that comfortably.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Taking it down to 6, look at that, very well done indeed!

0:21:57 > 0:21:59APPLAUSE

0:22:00 > 0:22:04- Sofia Vergara.- Yeah, absolutely, star of Modern Family, of course.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now, David.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Oh...

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Deep sigh time.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15I think...bottom row, third in,

0:22:15 > 0:22:17- is Ellen DeGeneres.- Ellen DeGeneres.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20We've had Angela Merkel and now Ellen DeGeneres.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Let's see if that's right,

0:22:22 > 0:22:26Ellen "DeJeneres" or "De-Generes" if you like. How many people said it?

0:22:30 > 0:22:31It's right.

0:22:31 > 0:22:32Well, you pass 46.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Just. 43 for Ellen DeGeneres.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37APPLAUSE

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Yeah, US talk show host,

0:22:39 > 0:22:43also of course the most retweeted photograph ever, her Oscar selfie.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Of course, yes. There we are, thank you very much.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those cores.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50Jordan, well done indeed.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Look at that, 6.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Jordan and Elena looking very strong at that point.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Then 43 is where we find David and Steve,

0:22:57 > 0:23:00then 46, just a tiny bit ahead, we find Conrad

0:23:00 > 0:23:02and Caroline, so, yes, Caroline, we need a low score from you.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05I'm afraid that board isn't going to change,

0:23:05 > 0:23:08- so I hope you've got a really good answer from the board.- It's OK.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Good. Best of luck with that. We'll come back down the line now.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13Can the second pairs please step up to the podium?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18OK, now, Steve...

0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Hello and goodbye.- Hmm...

0:23:20 > 0:23:22- We're sunk.- Oh, really?

0:23:22 > 0:23:25We have a strict division of labour in this team.

0:23:25 > 0:23:29He can't do anagrams and I can't recognise famous people.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- Ah.- I do know one. It's going to score a lot.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33It's Hillary Clinton.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Hillary Clinton. OK, Hillary Clinton, says Steve.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38You do get a red line. Should you score 2 or less

0:23:38 > 0:23:41- with this, you'll definitely be in the head-to-head.- Thank you!

0:23:41 > 0:23:44but actually, you might be doing something tactically very clever

0:23:44 > 0:23:46by taking Hillary Clinton off the board,

0:23:46 > 0:23:50so let's see how many of our 100 people said Hillary Clinton.

0:23:56 > 0:23:5747.

0:23:57 > 0:23:58APPLAUSE

0:23:58 > 0:24:0047 for Hillary Clinton,

0:24:00 > 0:24:02takes you up to 90. Nice round score.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Yes, scored one point more than Angela Merkel, Hillary Clinton,

0:24:05 > 0:24:07although actually, in the poll,

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Hillary Clinton was the second most powerful woman in the world

0:24:10 > 0:24:13- and Angela Merkel the most powerful woman in the world.- Wow.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15- Right, Elena.- Hello.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Elena, what would you like to go for?

0:24:17 > 0:24:19By the way, you're on 6. If you can score 83 or less...

0:24:19 > 0:24:21- 83?- 83 or less.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22SHE WHIMPERS

0:24:22 > 0:24:26- 83 or less is meant to be good! - I know three.- OK. Good.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Thanks! Erm...

0:24:28 > 0:24:30I'm going to have to go for...

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Taylor Swift.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Taylor Swift. Here's your red line.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Get below that red line with Taylor Swift

0:24:36 > 0:24:38and you're into the head-to-head.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41Let's see how many of our 100 said Taylor Swift.

0:24:43 > 0:24:47It's right and you're through, well done. Perfect.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Down it goes. 39!

0:24:49 > 0:24:5145 is your total.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52The lowest total of the round,

0:24:52 > 0:24:54I can reveal.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57The 64th most powerful woman in the world - Elena.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00- No, Taylor Swift!- Oh.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- 64th.- Thank you very much. Now, Caroline.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05- Hello.- Caroline.- Yes.- Hello to you.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07- Now, you want to be scoring 43 or less.- OK.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11I see who I think is Shakira but I'm not 100% that's her,

0:25:11 > 0:25:13so I'm not going to attempt it,

0:25:13 > 0:25:15so I'm going to go for someone

0:25:15 > 0:25:19that I see quite often in the celebrity magazines I devour,

0:25:19 > 0:25:21and she's normally pictured with Victoria Beckham,

0:25:21 > 0:25:23so I'm going to say Anna Wintour.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Anna Wintour, says Caroline. Anna Wintour.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Here comes your red line - get below that

0:25:28 > 0:25:30with Anna Wintour, through you go to the head-to-head.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32How many people said Anna Wintour?

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Very well done.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42That's a great answer, 13.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44APPLAUSE

0:25:44 > 0:25:4713, our second lowest score of the round. Very well done.

0:25:47 > 0:25:4859 is your total.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Yeah, there she is, the first one of the middle row there,

0:25:51 > 0:25:53editor of Vogue, of course, Anna Wintour.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Now, let's go through all of them from the top.

0:25:55 > 0:25:59There's two pointless answers here but we'll go through them in order,

0:25:59 > 0:26:02so next to Sofia Vergara there is Michelle Obama,

0:26:02 > 0:26:04which would have scored you 49.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Next to her is the president of South Korea, Park Geun-hye.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10Would have scored 1 point, so very well done if you said that.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12And next to that is our first pointless answer.

0:26:12 > 0:26:16She's the deputy governor of the Bank of England. It's Nemat Shafik.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Very well done if you said that, Dame Nemat Shafik, I think.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20A pointless answer if you said that.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22That is Shakira in the top right there,

0:26:22 > 0:26:24but she would have scored you 15.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Now, on that second row, next to Anna Wintour is Angelina Jolie,

0:26:27 > 0:26:29would have scored you 30.

0:26:29 > 0:26:33And next to Hillary Clinton is the Polish prime minister, Ewa Kopacz.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35She would have scored you 2 points.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38On the bottom row, Oprah Winfrey, she's our biggest scorer, actually,

0:26:38 > 0:26:40she would have scored you 58.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42And then the last two -

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Melinda Gates, 2 points for Melinda Gates,

0:26:45 > 0:26:48and another pointless answer, bottom right.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51She's the editor of the Guardian and it's Kath Viner.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Again, very, very well done if you said that.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56Thank you very much indeed, Richard. So at the end of our second round,

0:26:56 > 0:27:00the pair we're sending home with their high score of 90,

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Steve and David. Nothing wrong with

0:27:02 > 0:27:06either of your answers there, Hillary Clinton and Ellen DeGeneres,

0:27:06 > 0:27:09they just scored a lot, through no fault of yours.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12No fault of yours. But it means we'll see you again next time

0:27:12 > 0:27:14and we look forward to that very much, but meantime,

0:27:14 > 0:27:16thanks very much indeed, Steve and David.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18APPLAUSE

0:27:19 > 0:27:22But for Elena and Jordan, Caroline and Conrad,

0:27:22 > 0:27:24it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:27:28 > 0:27:32Very well done, Elena, Jordan, Caroline and Conrad,

0:27:32 > 0:27:34you are now one step closer to the final and a chance

0:27:34 > 0:27:37to play for our jackpot, which currently stands at £1,000.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Well, this is the point where you start playing as teams.

0:27:40 > 0:27:41We put you head-to-head.

0:27:41 > 0:27:45First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:27:45 > 0:27:46Well, we've had moments of brilliance.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49We've had really good answers from each team, in fact.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51So, yes, I think you are very, very well matched.

0:27:51 > 0:27:52It should be very, very tight, this.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:55 > 0:27:56APPLAUSE

0:28:01 > 0:28:04OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:28:07 > 0:28:09- Cheers, Richard.- Cheers.- Cheers.

0:28:09 > 0:28:10LAUGHTER

0:28:10 > 0:28:14We're going to show you five clues now to facts about the American sitcom Cheers.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16Can you give us the most obscure answer, please?

0:28:16 > 0:28:19OK, let's reveal our five clues, and here they come.

0:28:19 > 0:28:20We've got...

0:28:35 > 0:28:37I'll read those all one last time.

0:28:52 > 0:28:53There we are. Now then,

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Elena and Jordan, you are our low-scorers, so you go first.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59THEY WHISPER

0:29:05 > 0:29:06No? OK.

0:29:06 > 0:29:07OK, we only know two,

0:29:07 > 0:29:09so we'll go for the last one,

0:29:09 > 0:29:12- which is Boston.- Boston, say Elena and Jordan, Boston.

0:29:12 > 0:29:16Now then, Caroline and Conrad, talk us through that board, if you can.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18The only thing we think

0:29:18 > 0:29:21might be correct, which probably isn't,

0:29:21 > 0:29:23we only know one show ever

0:29:23 > 0:29:25that starred Kelsey Grammer,

0:29:25 > 0:29:26and that's Frasier,

0:29:26 > 0:29:29- so we're going to have to say that. - You're going to go for Frasier.

0:29:29 > 0:29:30So we have Boston, we have Frasier.

0:29:30 > 0:29:34Now, Elena and Jordan said Boston, the city in which it's set.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36Let's see if it's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:29:38 > 0:29:39It's right.

0:29:42 > 0:29:4448.

0:29:44 > 0:29:45APPLAUSE

0:29:45 > 0:29:4748 for Boston.

0:29:47 > 0:29:51Meanwhile, Caroline and Conrad have said Frasier for the spin-off show.

0:29:51 > 0:29:52Let's see if that's right.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56It is absolutely right, Frasier.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58Oh, it's going to be clo...

0:29:58 > 0:29:5950 for Frasier!

0:29:59 > 0:30:01It nearly won it for you.

0:30:02 > 0:30:06But no, after one question, Elena and Jordan, you are up 1-0.

0:30:06 > 0:30:08That was close, wasn't it?

0:30:08 > 0:30:11It's got one of the best theme tunes ever, hasn't it, Cheers?

0:30:11 > 0:30:12- I think it has. - What a lovely song it is.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14Now, let's take a look at the rest of these.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16The George Wendt character is...

0:30:16 > 0:30:19- Norm.- Norm, absolutely, Norm Peterson, to give him his full name.

0:30:19 > 0:30:20Would have scored you 18.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22It was Sam...

0:30:22 > 0:30:23- Malone.- Sam Malone.

0:30:23 > 0:30:25That would have scored you 22.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27Now, this would be more of a guess,

0:30:27 > 0:30:30the year the show was first broadcast.

0:30:30 > 0:30:321984?

0:30:32 > 0:30:36- 1982 in the States.- '82.- Yeah. Best answer on the board, 8 points.

0:30:36 > 0:30:39Thank you very much indeed, Richard. OK, here comes your second question.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Caroline and Conrad, you get to answer it first

0:30:42 > 0:30:44but you have to win it to stay in the game, so best of luck.

0:30:44 > 0:30:45It concerns...

0:30:47 > 0:30:49Bones in the human body. Richard.

0:30:49 > 0:30:52We're going to show you the names of five bones, typically

0:30:52 > 0:30:55found in the human body, but we've missed out alternate letters.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57Can you fill in those gaps, please?

0:30:57 > 0:31:01OK, so let's reveal our five broken bones, and here they are.

0:31:01 > 0:31:02We've got...

0:31:10 > 0:31:11I'll read those all one last time.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20Now, Caroline and Conrad, you will go first.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22THEY WHISPER

0:31:25 > 0:31:29(The only one I know is the bottom one. That's it.)

0:31:29 > 0:31:31OK. There's only one on there

0:31:31 > 0:31:34that we know, and that's the bottom one,

0:31:34 > 0:31:36which we think is femur.

0:31:36 > 0:31:39Femur, say Caroline and Conrad, femur.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Now then, Elena and Jordan, do you fancy

0:31:41 > 0:31:43talking us through those bones?

0:31:43 > 0:31:45- Um... We don't know the... - Do we know the first one?

0:31:45 > 0:31:47- No.- We don't know the first or third one.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49The second one, I think, is ulna.

0:31:49 > 0:31:51I think the fourth one is sacrum.

0:31:51 > 0:31:52Think we should go for that?

0:31:52 > 0:31:54- Yeah.- Yeah, we'll go for the fourth one down.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57Sacrum, so we have femur and we have sacrum.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59Now, Caroline and Conrad said femur.

0:31:59 > 0:32:02Let's see how many of our 100 people said femur.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05It's right.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07Oh! Look at that, 91.

0:32:07 > 0:32:0891 for femur.

0:32:08 > 0:32:12Now, Elena and Jordan have gone for sacrum.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14Let's see if that's right. One up from the bottom.

0:32:14 > 0:32:16How many people said sacrum?

0:32:18 > 0:32:20It's right, and it wins you the point.

0:32:24 > 0:32:25Good answer.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27Look at that, 15 for sacrum.

0:32:27 > 0:32:28APPLAUSE

0:32:28 > 0:32:30Well done, Elena and Jordan.

0:32:30 > 0:32:33After only two questions, you are straight through to the final 2-0.

0:32:33 > 0:32:36Very, very well played, yeah, the sacrum is a triangular bone

0:32:36 > 0:32:39at the base of the back. I think that might be where your problem is.

0:32:39 > 0:32:40My sacrum? It could well be.

0:32:40 > 0:32:44- Maybe your sacroiliac joint is where the issue is.- Oh, right?

0:32:44 > 0:32:48That would be my opinion. I'm not a real doctor, but...

0:32:48 > 0:32:53- I mean, sure, I practise, but I'm not a real doctor.- Yeah!

0:32:53 > 0:32:56Let's take a look at the rest of these. You were right about ulna.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58It's a big scorer, not as big as femur

0:32:58 > 0:33:01but it would have scored you 61.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03The top one, do you know the top one?

0:33:03 > 0:33:05- Mandible. - Mandible, yeah, the jawbone.

0:33:05 > 0:33:06That would have scored you 28.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08Now, do you know this next one down?

0:33:08 > 0:33:10It's your heel bone.

0:33:10 > 0:33:13It's your calcaneus.

0:33:13 > 0:33:15Calcaneus, and that would have scored 1 point,

0:33:15 > 0:33:17so very well done if you said that.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19- Thank you very much indeed. - You've got two of them.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22Calcaneus, I'd better learn about them, calcaneus.

0:33:22 > 0:33:23- Haven't you just?- My heel bone.

0:33:23 > 0:33:27- Yep, connected to my foot bone, I seem to remember.- Is it?- Yeah.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29- That's interesting. - Obviously, I am qualified. Yeah.

0:33:29 > 0:33:31Any other information? What is it, your foot bone...?

0:33:31 > 0:33:34Foot bone, well, that's connected to your toe bone.

0:33:34 > 0:33:36- Toe bone, and your toe bone? - That's pretty much...

0:33:36 > 0:33:39- Connected to the backside of next-door's cats.- There you go!

0:33:39 > 0:33:40Thank you very much indeed.

0:33:40 > 0:33:43So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:33:43 > 0:33:45I'm so sorry, Caroline and Conrad,

0:33:45 > 0:33:47it's been a wonderful progress

0:33:47 > 0:33:50through the show so far for you, but then you came up, I'm afraid,

0:33:50 > 0:33:53against the immovable object of Elena and Jordan.

0:33:53 > 0:33:55So we say goodbye to you, but it's great news for us

0:33:55 > 0:33:57cos it means we get to see you again next time.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59Look forward to that very much,

0:33:59 > 0:34:02but, Caroline and Conrad, meantime, thanks very much.

0:34:02 > 0:34:03- ELENA:- Well done.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06APPLAUSE

0:34:06 > 0:34:09But for Elena and Jordan, it is time for our Pointless final.

0:34:12 > 0:34:13Well, what about that?

0:34:13 > 0:34:16Elena and Jordan, you have seen off all the other competitors

0:34:16 > 0:34:19and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:34:25 > 0:34:26There you are.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

0:34:28 > 0:34:32At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £1,000.

0:34:32 > 0:34:36Well, I think you've been our low-scorers throughout the show.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38Very, very impressive scoring anyhow,

0:34:38 > 0:34:41and no arguing with 2-0 in the head-to-head,

0:34:41 > 0:34:45that's always a very impressive last stand before the final.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47What would you like to see come up?

0:34:47 > 0:34:50- Again, anything movies, although we've had it already.- Playwrights,

0:34:50 > 0:34:53- we'd probably be quite good at. - Yeah. I'm quite good on some sport.

0:34:53 > 0:34:56- Some sport? Expand on this. - Some selected sports.

0:34:56 > 0:35:00- Mainly football, but I know a little bit about a few others.- OK.

0:35:00 > 0:35:04- OK, Elena, any strange...? - Shakespeare.- Very good.

0:35:04 > 0:35:07- Nothing strange about that.- Nerd knowledge.- That would be very handy.

0:35:07 > 0:35:11- Let's hope there's something on the board you like the look of.- OK.

0:35:11 > 0:35:13Today's selection looks like this. We've got...

0:35:13 > 0:35:16Sport in 1996, Opera,

0:35:16 > 0:35:20Numerical Pop Groups, my favourite kind,

0:35:20 > 0:35:21and Venus.

0:35:23 > 0:35:25Not the first one...

0:35:25 > 0:35:28- Yeah. It might be the Euros, but... - Not the second one.

0:35:28 > 0:35:31- It's got to be Numerical Pop Groups. - Yeah, it has to be.- Numerical...

0:35:31 > 0:35:32What's Venus?

0:35:32 > 0:35:34It could be anything.

0:35:34 > 0:35:36- Like the planet?- I don't know!

0:35:36 > 0:35:39- Numerical Pop Groups?- Yeah, we'll go the third one down, please.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41You're going to go Numerical Pop Groups. Richard.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44OK, good luck. This will be a perfect one, some people at home,

0:35:44 > 0:35:46this is the sort of question they absolutely love.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48We're going to give you three different questions here.

0:35:48 > 0:35:53We are looking for any UK Top 40 single prior to June 2015

0:35:53 > 0:35:55released by 911,

0:35:55 > 0:36:00by Five, or by S Club 7.

0:36:00 > 0:36:04- OK.- So any UK Top 40 single by 911, Five or S Club 7,

0:36:04 > 0:36:06or when they became S Club as well, not S Club Juniors.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09Very, very best of luck.

0:36:09 > 0:36:10Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12OK, now, as always, you've got up to one minute

0:36:12 > 0:36:15to come up with three answers to win that jackpot.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17All you need is for one of those answers to be pointless.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19- Are you ready?- Yes.

0:36:19 > 0:36:21OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24There they are. Your time starts now.

0:36:24 > 0:36:25- OK.- I can't think of any 911.

0:36:25 > 0:36:28There was one '90s album I had with one 911.

0:36:28 > 0:36:32- No, I can't remember it, so don't get excited.- OK. S Club 7?

0:36:32 > 0:36:36- I only know the most popular ones. - Wait, let's just calm down.- OK!

0:36:36 > 0:36:38Let's just think about it. It's a long time.

0:36:39 > 0:36:42S Club 7, so not Reach For The Stars, not...

0:36:43 > 0:36:46What's that, "Stop right now..."? Oh, that's the Spice Girls.

0:36:46 > 0:36:48- Yeah, the Spice Girls.- Not that.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51Five... What's that, "Five will make you get down..." What's that?

0:36:51 > 0:36:52That's too popular.

0:36:52 > 0:36:55- I don't even know what it's called. - "Five will make you get down"?

0:36:55 > 0:36:59- That's part of the song, I think. - Um...- 911?

0:36:59 > 0:37:00What was the name of your CD?

0:37:00 > 0:37:03I can't remember. I'm not going to think of it. S Club 7,

0:37:03 > 0:37:05let's think about that.

0:37:07 > 0:37:09Rise...

0:37:09 > 0:37:11Or is that Spice Girls, Rise?

0:37:11 > 0:37:13Possibly. Sounds plausible.

0:37:13 > 0:37:14- Ten seconds left.- What's Five?

0:37:14 > 0:37:17So Reach For The Stars, Rise... Anything else?

0:37:17 > 0:37:19- Any other S Club 7? - Five, no, just think of Five.

0:37:19 > 0:37:21Time's coming up.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23Five, isn't there one called Five?

0:37:23 > 0:37:26OK, that's your time up, I'm sorry to say.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30- Good management there, Elena. - You know when you just get...

0:37:30 > 0:37:32You get a bit flustered and then you forget the ones you know

0:37:32 > 0:37:35- and you have to take a minute.- Calm under pressure is what you need.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37Now, what are the three answers going to be?

0:37:37 > 0:37:40- We've got Reach For The Stars... - Yes.- Reach For The Stars by...

0:37:40 > 0:37:41- S Club 7.- S Club 7.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43- Rise, which we think... - Rise, I think, is S Club 7,

0:37:43 > 0:37:46and I think there's a Five single called Five.

0:37:46 > 0:37:49- And Five?- Yeah.- Five, by Five?

0:37:49 > 0:37:50- Yeah.- OK, now,

0:37:50 > 0:37:53of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:37:53 > 0:37:56- Rise, if it's right.- Rise, if it's right.- Rise goes last, then.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59- And Reach For The Stars at the top. - Reach For The Stars, least likely.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01OK, let's pop those answers up on the board in that order,

0:38:01 > 0:38:03and here they are. We've got...

0:38:03 > 0:38:06Reach For The Stars, Five and Rise.

0:38:06 > 0:38:10Best of luck. Now, one of those answers might turn out to be pointless.

0:38:10 > 0:38:11- It just might.- I hope so.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14If that were to happen and you were to win £1,000,

0:38:14 > 0:38:16what would you do with it, Elena?

0:38:16 > 0:38:19I would probably put it towards putting on another play.

0:38:19 > 0:38:23- Very good.- They're expensive. - Yes, very good. OK, Jordan?

0:38:23 > 0:38:25Well, I got married last year

0:38:25 > 0:38:27and we're just about to move house next month,

0:38:27 > 0:38:31so that would help with a lot of furniture and decorating and stuff.

0:38:31 > 0:38:35Perfect. Congratulations and good luck, in quick succession.

0:38:35 > 0:38:39Now, in the first instance, we were looking for songs by S Club 7.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41You have gone for Reach For The Stars,

0:38:41 > 0:38:43- your least confident shot at pointless.- Yeah.

0:38:43 > 0:38:45But if it is pointless, it will win you £1,000.

0:38:45 > 0:38:48Let's see how many people said Reach For The Stars.

0:38:51 > 0:38:52Oh.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54Unfortunately an incorrect answer,

0:38:54 > 0:38:56which means not a pointless answer, which means you only have

0:38:56 > 0:38:58two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:38:58 > 0:39:02We move on to your next answer, which was Five, which you think

0:39:02 > 0:39:05- might be a hit single... - I've got this horrible feeling...

0:39:05 > 0:39:06..by the band Five.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09- ..that it might be Five by Five! - OK, Five by Five.

0:39:09 > 0:39:13It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot, so for £1,000,

0:39:13 > 0:39:15let's see how many people said Five.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20- Oh, bad luck.- The next one's wrong as well, I think.- Really?- Yeah.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23Bad luck. An incorrect answer, which means your next one,

0:39:23 > 0:39:25you already think the next one's wrong.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27Yeah, because I think I'm thinking of Gabrielle, Rise,

0:39:27 > 0:39:29- not S Club 7, Rise.- Oh, dear.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32OK. These sound like addresses.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34LAUGHTER

0:39:34 > 0:39:36"5 Gabrielle Rise."

0:39:36 > 0:39:40You're going for Rise. OK, we're hoping it's a single by S Club 7.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42Let's just find out, shall we?

0:39:42 > 0:39:45If it's right and if it's pointless, it will win you £1,000. Rise.

0:39:48 > 0:39:49Oh! Well...

0:39:49 > 0:39:51There's the hat-trick...

0:39:51 > 0:39:53APPLAUSE

0:39:53 > 0:39:56- ..I'm afraid.- I got two wrong, so... - You did, yeah.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58I'm afraid, do you know what,

0:39:58 > 0:40:01I was sort of imagining that this was really, this was going to

0:40:01 > 0:40:04be brilliant for you, I'm not quite sure why, but it wasn't, I'm afraid.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07- Just not the right bands. - Not the right bands.

0:40:07 > 0:40:09Out of all the numerical bands...

0:40:09 > 0:40:12- Yeah.- I know, Heaven 17, Level 42, where were they?

0:40:12 > 0:40:15- 911!- Yeah, maybe not our best category.

0:40:15 > 0:40:18OK, well, I'm afraid you didn't manage to find a correct answer,

0:40:18 > 0:40:20in fact, let alone a pointless answer,

0:40:20 > 0:40:22so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25Mind you, we have been handing it out willy-nilly for the last few shows,

0:40:25 > 0:40:28so frankly it's quite nice for us to hold on to it for a little longer.

0:40:28 > 0:40:31It means Richard and I can go and have a drink on the interest. Um...

0:40:31 > 0:40:33But we have loved having you on the show,

0:40:33 > 0:40:36- an amazing performance right across, very, very good.- Thank you.

0:40:36 > 0:40:39Really astute answering. You've shown yourselves to be very clever,

0:40:39 > 0:40:42which is marvellous, and you get to take home a Pointless trophy each,

0:40:42 > 0:40:45so very, very well done indeed. Elena and Jordan, well done.

0:40:45 > 0:40:46APPLAUSE

0:40:49 > 0:40:51Unlucky. You know what, though?

0:40:51 > 0:40:53If you're going to get three incorrect answers in a category,

0:40:53 > 0:40:56- better this than Shakespeare or chemistry or something.- Absolutely.

0:40:56 > 0:40:59At least you can say, "I didn't know any 911 singles."

0:40:59 > 0:41:01That's not the worst shame in the world.

0:41:01 > 0:41:04Let's go through the pointless answers in the different categories.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07Lots of people always say, "I want '80s pop, '90s pop, noughties pop,"

0:41:07 > 0:41:08so some people will love this.

0:41:08 > 0:41:12If you're a fan of any of these bands, there will be pointless answers here that you got.

0:41:12 > 0:41:13We'll start with 911.

0:41:15 > 0:41:18A Little Bit More. Now, years ago, many years ago,

0:41:18 > 0:41:21I wrote a sitcom called Boyz Unlimited, that James Corden was in,

0:41:21 > 0:41:24and we were thinking, "What's the cheesiest song we could ever record?

0:41:24 > 0:41:26"What's the worst song a boy band could ever do?"

0:41:26 > 0:41:29And we stumbled across A Little Bit More, which is the old Dr Hook song

0:41:29 > 0:41:33and we thought, "We'll do that, cos that could never happen in real life." We recorded it.

0:41:33 > 0:41:36A month later, 911 brought it out and had a number one single with it,

0:41:36 > 0:41:38so there you go, that just goes to show.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40More Than A Woman, which was a cover of the Bee Gees song.

0:41:40 > 0:41:44Party People...Friday Night, all three of those were top ten singles,

0:41:44 > 0:41:47and Wonderland, which was their last UK top 40 single,

0:41:47 > 0:41:49also could have had Don't Make Me Wait,

0:41:49 > 0:41:50How Do You Want Me To Love You

0:41:50 > 0:41:52and The Journey, all of those were pointless answers.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54Let's take a look at Five.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57These are all top ten singles as well.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Don't Wanna Let You Go, Got The Feelin' was a pointless answer,

0:41:59 > 0:42:01I know lots of people at home will have got that,

0:42:01 > 0:42:04and Until The Time Is Through, also a pointless answer.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07Now, our old friends S Club, S Club 7,

0:42:07 > 0:42:10let's take a look at the pointless, only four pointless answers here.

0:42:10 > 0:42:12- ELENA GASPS - Love Ain't Gonna Wait For You

0:42:12 > 0:42:15was a pointless answer, Two In A Million is a pointless answer.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18- Look at the shock on Elena's face. - Two In A Million!- I know, right?

0:42:18 > 0:42:19That song's on Now 38, I think.

0:42:19 > 0:42:21LAUGHTER

0:42:21 > 0:42:23That is very specific knowledge.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25A lot of numericals flying around.

0:42:25 > 0:42:26Yeah, there really are.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29You, and You're My Number One. Some big scorers there.

0:42:29 > 0:42:31We couldn't have Reach For The Stars as it's just called Reach.

0:42:31 > 0:42:34- Oh, is it?- Because it's famously called Reach...- Was it about 100?

0:42:34 > 0:42:36- No, 13.- What?!

0:42:36 > 0:42:39- I suspect a lot of other people said Reach For The Stars...- Oh, OK.

0:42:39 > 0:42:42..which we wouldn't have accepted. S Club Party would have scored 11.

0:42:42 > 0:42:43They famously, of course, said

0:42:43 > 0:42:45that there ain't no party like an S Club party,

0:42:45 > 0:42:48so thank you to S Club for filling us in on that.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50Thank you very much indeed. Thanks, Richard.

0:42:50 > 0:42:53Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Elena and Jordan,

0:42:53 > 0:42:56but it's been fabulous having you on the show. Thank you for playing. Elena and Jordan.

0:42:56 > 0:42:59APPLAUSE

0:42:59 > 0:43:02Well, sadly, Elena and Jordan didn't win our jackpot today,

0:43:02 > 0:43:04which means it rolls over onto the next show,

0:43:04 > 0:43:06when we will be playing for £2,000.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08APPLAUSE

0:43:08 > 0:43:11Join us then, to see if someone can win it. Meanwhile,

0:43:11 > 0:43:14- it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:14 > 0:43:16APPLAUSE