0:00:21 > 0:00:24Thank you. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and welcome to Pointless,
0:00:24 > 0:00:27the show where the aim of the game is to avoid the obvious answers
0:00:27 > 0:00:30and find the obscure ones. Let's meet today's players.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35And couple number one.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Hi, my name is Monica. This is my husband, Tim.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41We are from Ditchling, a little village outside Brighton.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Couple number two.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Hi, my name is Matt. This is my fiancee, Leanne. We are from London.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Couple number three.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Hi, my name is Teresa. This is my wonderful son-in-law, John.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52We live in north-east Derbyshire.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54And finally, couple number four.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Hello, my name is Nicola. This is my mum, Mary.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59I'm from Thame and my mum is from Midsomer Norton.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01And these are today's contestants.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03APPLAUSE
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Thank you very much, all of you.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07We'll find out more about each of you as the show goes along.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Fresh from rehearsing our elaborate end-of-series salsa routine,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Hey, everybody.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- I am so looking forward to that, are you?- Oh, so much.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24It's good. I've got my suit. Have you got your dress?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26I've got it. I've got it.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28A little bit worried about the dogs though.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- They'll be fine.- OK. - I'm worried about the camels.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33It's going to be spectacular though, isn't it?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- Isn't it?- And to do it all on ice. - Yes!- What are we thinking?!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Amazing.- No, I think it will be great.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Now listen, what a show last time.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- And what a finish to the show last time. Adam and Mark...- Yeah.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47..we had on. The jackpot was £8,250. They had European football leagues.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Adam knew nothing.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Mark, fortunately, one of his specialist subjects.
0:01:51 > 0:01:58Walked away with £8,250. Thanks to Mainz in the German Bundesliga.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00So very well done to those two.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02We start back at £1,000 again this time.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04We've got returners from that show.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Tim and Monica, who were knocked out in Round Two.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10And we have Teresa and John, who got knocked out in the head-to-head.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Mother-in-law, son-in-law combination.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- They actually were fairly solid last time, I was impressed.- They were.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17I was very impressed about how well-behaved they were.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Interesting to note, and we've talked about this recently,
0:02:20 > 0:02:22we are getting more and more, you know...
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Pointless often reflects social trends.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26And we are getting more and more beards...
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- Oh, yes.- ..on the show, aren't we?- Yes. Yes.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29And look at that, Tim...
0:02:29 > 0:02:32See, it used to be only the over-50s would have a beard.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34And now it's almost exclusively the under-30s.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37But Tim and Matt both bearded there.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Very rare to see a clean-shaven man on the show these days.- I know.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- I know, John.- Clean shaven. - Didn't know where to look.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48As you've gathered, Adam and Mark won the jackpot on the last show.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52So today's jackpot starts off at £1,000. We'll build it up though.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53We'll build it up.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Right, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57APPLAUSE
0:03:00 > 0:03:02So, the only thing you have to remember is this.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05The pair with the highest score at the end of each round
0:03:05 > 0:03:06will be eliminated. That is it.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09You just have to make sure you are not that pair.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Best of luck, all four pairs.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Our first category this afternoon is...
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Arts & Culture. Can you all decide in your pairs who'll go first
0:03:18 > 0:03:20and who'll go second?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27OK, and the question concerns...
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Richard.- On each board we are going to show you seven clues to things
0:03:35 > 0:03:37that contain the word good, bad or ugly.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40You just need to give us of the most obscure, please.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42There will be 14 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Thanks very much. Let's reveal our seven clues.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Here is the first board. And it looks like this.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21I'll read those all one last time.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Monica, welcome back.- Thank you.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Lovely to have you here from Ditchling.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Remind us what you do, Monica.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01I stay at home at the moment. Looking after two boys.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Two boys? How old are your boys?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Ethan is 13 and Emilio is three years old.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Very good. In Ditchling, right on the South Downs.- Yes.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Beautiful place to be. Near that...what is it?
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- The Jack and Jill, the two...?- Yes. The Jack and Jill, the windmills.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- Yeah.- Beautiful place. So what else do you like getting up to?
0:05:18 > 0:05:23- We like going out on walks, as we live near the South Downs.- Mm.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Yes, and we like travelling as well. So we do that as often as we can.
0:05:27 > 0:05:32Very good. Now, Monica, what would you like to go for on this board?
0:05:32 > 0:05:36I think I'm going to go with the drama series, the bottom one,
0:05:36 > 0:05:38which is The Good Wife.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40The Good Wife, says Monica.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Let's see how many of our 100 people said The Good Wife.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Not bad at all.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Look at that. 28, Monica.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54It's a good start to the show.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Well played, Monica. That's a great answer, yeah.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01You always know what season of The Good Wife you're watching
0:06:01 > 0:06:04because all the titles of the season one episodes have one word,
0:06:04 > 0:06:07season two have two words, three words for three,
0:06:07 > 0:06:08four words for season four.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- It's clever, isn't it? - Clever.- It's a very good series.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13What if they go up to series 17?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- The DVD pull-out is going to be extraordinary.- Yeah.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- This is the one in which... - Yeah. Whereby.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- Thank you very much indeed. Leanne, welcome to Pointless.- Hello.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25What do you do, Leanne?
0:06:25 > 0:06:29I'm a PA office manager for a marketing company in central London.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Very good indeed. Now, you and Matt are fiancee and fiance.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Uh-huh.- Have you got a date lined up for the wedding?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38We don't. Because we live in London, we have zero savings.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43- So that's why we're here.- Ah. - And for the...the trophy, hopefully.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45And indeed for the trophy.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47So how did Matt propose to you?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Um... My birthday is on Valentine's Day,
0:06:50 > 0:06:53so we always do something big for Valentine's Day and my birthday.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56He proposed on ice, to a live band
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- playing Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses.- Live band?!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- It was pretty cool. - That is pretty cool.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Did he have any dogs or camels?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05LAUGHTER
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- No. No.- That's an oversight, Matt.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- There we are. Well, congratulations. Very exciting.- Thanks.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Now, Leanne, what would you like to go for?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I remember this song from my youth.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19I'm going to go for the American rock band, which is Ugly Kid Joe.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Ugly Kid Joe, says Leanne. Let's see if that's right,
0:07:22 > 0:07:25let's see how many of our 100 people said Ugly Kid Joe.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30It's right.
0:07:30 > 0:07:3228 is our only score at this point.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34You've passed it! Look at that.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Ugly Kid Joe - 17. Well done, Leanne.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Well played, Leanne, yeah. Ugly Kid Joe.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43They burned briefly but brightly.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Cats In The Cradle, that's a lovely song.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47That's a song that'll make you cry.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- There we are. Teresa. - Hello, Alexander.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Teresa, welcome back. Lovely to have you here. Remind us what you do.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56I'm a part-time accounts person at our local church.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- And I also do some youth work part-time.- Very good.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Last time, head-to-head you were.
0:08:01 > 0:08:06Within touching distance of that quite historic high jackpot there.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Yes.- Now what happened?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- We had some mathematical terms... - Yes.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12And you went for quite a high-scoring one there.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Did you know any of the lower scoring ones?
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- We knew mode. - Mode was a low scorer.- Yes, it was.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Ah! Trigonometry was your choice.- Yes.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Anyway, listen, you are back again.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26And, you know, £1,000 is still a worthwhile prize, of course.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Teresa, what would you like to go for on this board?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Well, I only know a couple of them.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36I'm a bit worried about the third one. So I'll go for the 1997 film.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Good Will Hunting.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Good Will Hunting, says Teresa. Let's see if that's right,
0:08:40 > 0:08:43let's see how many of our 100 people said Good Will Hunting.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47It's right.
0:08:47 > 0:08:5028 and 17 are our only scores so far.
0:08:50 > 0:08:5232 is where we end up.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Not bad.
0:08:55 > 0:08:5632 for Good Will Hunting.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Yeah, and of course Matt Damon
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- and Ben Affleck won an Oscar for the screenplay for that.- Yeah.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03There we go. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Now, Nicola, welcome. Lovely to have you here from Oxfordshire.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08- Yes, yeah.- What do you do, Nicola?
0:09:08 > 0:09:12I'm a stay-at-home mum as well. I've got two boys who are three and five.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15So yeah, spend most of the time playing superheroes
0:09:15 > 0:09:16and things like that.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Perfect.- Yeah. - The best thing to play.- Yes.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- What are they called, your boys? - James and Charlie.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24James and Charlie. They'll be watching right now. Good.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27And what else, if you have time, what do you like getting up to?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Or if you had time, what would you like to get up to?
0:09:30 > 0:09:35Lots of things involving wine. I go to a book club.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- The wine book club, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, that's...
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Wine and crisps there.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- And I'm on the committee of the local preschool as well.- Wine. Yeah.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Yeah, we have wine there. Meetings are at the pub.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- So yeah... Yeah, that's it really.- Perfect.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Nicola, this is your board now. If you want to talk us through it
0:09:52 > 0:09:54and fill in all the blanks, that would be great.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57OK, I know three of the ones that are left.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Breaking Bad is the drama series. We've just recently watched that.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03The religious holiday I think is Good Friday.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08I'm going to go for the top one which I think is Ugly Heart.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Ugly Heart, says Nicola. By GRL.- I hope.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Let's see if that's right. Ugly Heart, how many people said it?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18It's right.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Good GRL knowledge, Nicola, there.
0:10:23 > 0:10:247!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27APPLAUSE That paid off.
0:10:27 > 0:10:297 for Ugly Heart.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Very well played, Nicola. Good scoring all round, actually.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35We avoided the top two answers, which is some going.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39The top answer, of course, is the religious holiday. Good Friday.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41That would have scored you 74.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44The next biggest answer is Breaking Bad.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46That would have scored you 45.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49The best answer, in fact, would have added some money to that jackpot.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51The 16th century painting. Do you know it?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- I don't know. - We can guess it's got ugly in it.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Definitely that. - Yeah, it is the Ugly Duchess.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- There once was an ugly duchess. - ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Thanks very much indeed. We are halfway through the round.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Let's take a look at the scores.
0:11:04 > 0:11:057 the best score of that pass.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Nicola, very well done.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10Nicola and Mary I think can relax a little bit on the back of that.
0:11:10 > 0:11:1317 is where we find Leanne and Matt. Not bad at all.
0:11:13 > 0:11:1428, Monica and Tim.
0:11:14 > 0:11:1532, Teresa and John.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17So, John, let's have a low score from you please.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19We'll come back down the line.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:11:23 > 0:11:28OK, let's put seven more clues up on the board. And here they are.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29We've got...
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I'll read those one more time.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33There we go. Mary, welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you here.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Thank you.- What do you do, Mary?
0:12:35 > 0:12:36- I'm retired.- What did you do?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40I was a school administrator, or school secretary as it was known.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42What sort of school? Whereabouts?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Primary school. - A primary school?- Yeah.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45How long did you do that for?
0:12:45 > 0:12:4916 years at the school I was at when I retired.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Happy memories of your time there? - Very happy, yes.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54- It was a lovely school to work in. Yeah.- Very good indeed.
0:12:54 > 0:12:59- So, as administrator, you were in the headmaster's office?- Yes, yes.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Accounts, all the administration of the school. Yes. So...
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Right. I see. OK, now... What would you like to go for?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08You're on 7,
0:13:08 > 0:13:11the high score at the moment is 32, where we find John and Teresa.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13So, 24 or less.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16I'm going for one that is probably my era, which is
0:13:16 > 0:13:20the 1966 UK number one by the Beach Boys.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21And I think that's Good Vibrations.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Good Vibrations. Good Vibrations. OK, here is your red line.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27If you can get below that with Good Vibrations
0:13:27 > 0:13:28you are through to the next round.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Let's see how many of our 100 people said Good Vibrations.
0:13:39 > 0:13:4045.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42APPLAUSE
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Not bad. 45, with Nicola's 7,
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- takes you up to 52. - Not bad at all, Mary.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49We see that as a very sunny, catchy pop song, Good Vibrations,
0:13:49 > 0:13:51but it was very troubled, the recording of it.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Took about six months.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Took six months in four different studios.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Yeah, all sorts of weird things went on with it. Amazing song though.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Amazing song. Mm.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Now, John. John, welcome back. Remind us what you do.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06I work at secondary school as the cover supervisor,
0:14:06 > 0:14:10so effectively, it's a supply teacher but it's at one school.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- And I cover everything.- Everything.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Absolutely everything.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17So you have to pick up where, if somebody doesn't turn up,
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- you're straight in there. Geography, biology.- Yeah.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22If a teacher is absent for whatever reason, they could be in a meeting
0:14:22 > 0:14:27or ill or anything, I'm there to step in and teach the lesson.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31And that's in Derby... Well, it's in Sheffield, just outside Derbyshire.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34John, are you a nice teacher?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Do you think they all go, "Wahey"?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I genuinely... Yeah, yeah.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42I always try and smile and be happy in everything I do in life.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Particularly there. Yeah.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Quite fun for you. You get to learn all sorts of things.
0:14:46 > 0:14:51- Oh, yeah.- Very cool.- It's really varied. And it's very interesting.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Well, John, you are on 32.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57The highest scorers are behind you, 52 is where Nicola and Mary are.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59So 19 or less is your target.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I don't think it'll get 19,
0:15:01 > 0:15:03but the one on there, and I think it's right,
0:15:03 > 0:15:07- I remember the wife having it on at some point...- The wife?!
0:15:07 > 0:15:10..is second from the bottom. The comedy drama series.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11I think it was Ugly Betty.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Ugly Betty, says John. Ugly Betty. Here is your red line.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16If you can get below that with Ugly Betty,
0:15:16 > 0:15:18you're through to the next round.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Let's see how many people said Ugly Betty.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Oh. 52.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Popular choice there, taking your total up to 84.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36And by "the wife", John, you mean of course Teresa's wonderful daughter?
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Yes, Claire.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Yeah, my wife, Claire. My lovely wife, Claire.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42- There we go. - Lovely pregnant wife, Claire.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Yes, my lovely pregnant wife, Claire.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now, Matt, welcome to Pointless.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Lovely to have you here. From London.- Yeah.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Really haven't had to come that far at all.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55What do you do, Matt?
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- I'm a pub sign writer by trade. - Now that's fun.- Yeah.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- That is fun.- It's a quite rare, niche job.
0:16:01 > 0:16:06A little bit. So you write sort of, "Wines, spirits, cask ales."
0:16:06 > 0:16:09A lot of people think they do it in-house, but obviously they don't.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12I've always wondered why pubs needed to have all those things
0:16:12 > 0:16:16written on the side of them like that. Cos most people kind of know
0:16:16 > 0:16:18what they get in a pub - wines, brandies...
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- I mainly do blackboard art. - Oh, I see.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23So it's not twiddly stuff on the...
0:16:23 > 0:16:25The boards outside, if they've got an event on -
0:16:25 > 0:16:28fish and chips £9.95 - that sort of thing.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Do you have a knobbly stick with a little thing on
0:16:30 > 0:16:31that you lean against?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- A mahlstick.- What's it called? - A mahlstick.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- I didn't know that.- I'm not that much of a sign writing ninja.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- I use pens, like a child.- OK. LAUGHTER
0:16:39 > 0:16:41That might be one of the coolest jobs we've had on the show.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43I've always wondered who did those signs.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45You always think, "That can't be done by a computer."
0:16:45 > 0:16:49It always looks like it is, but it can't be, cos it's on a chalkboard.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Yeah.- The other benefit is I have to get to work for about midday,
0:16:51 > 0:16:53when pubs open. So, a lie-in everyday.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Nice. And presumably once you've finished they'll say,
0:16:56 > 0:16:57"Will you have something?"
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Yeah, I have a pint and a burger. - And a burger.- Excellent.- Very nice.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Well, by then you know the menu pretty much inside out.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05LAUGHTER Matt, there you are. You're on 17.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Great answer from Leanne in the first pass.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09High-scorers are Teresa and John on 84.
0:17:09 > 0:17:14So 66 or less. I mean, that, I would hope, is a fairly easy target.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18We watched this film not that long ago. It's dreadful.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21The top one, I believe, with Seth Rogen
0:17:21 > 0:17:23and Zac Efron is Bad Neighbours.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Bad Neighbours. Is it a terrible film?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- It's not great.- I liked it.- OK.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29LAUGHTER
0:17:29 > 0:17:31There is your red line. If you can get below that with
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Bad Neighbours you're through to Round Two.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Let's see how many people said Bad Neighbours.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39It's right.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Bad Neighbours, good answer.
0:17:42 > 0:17:4331.
0:17:46 > 0:17:4931 takes your total up to 48, our lowest total so far.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Well played, Matt. It's not actually called Bad Neighbours in the States.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54In the States, it's just called Neighbours,
0:17:54 > 0:17:57but over here and in Australia, they decided they would change it.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01It's funny, you couldn't release a film called Neighbours over here.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- No. Interesting. - Without Bouncer in it.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04LAUGHTER
0:18:04 > 0:18:07There we are. Thanks very much indeed. Tim...
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Welcome back.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Now, we discovered last time that you are the manager of a hotel.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- That's right, yes.- Down in Brighton. Near Brighton.- Yes.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16How big is the hotel?
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- It's 55 bedrooms. - That's quite big, isn't it?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- Yeah.- That's a lot of people to be responsible for.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24How often do you have a capacity crowd in there?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Most days.- Really?- Yes.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Tim, when you have time off, if you do or if you did,
0:18:29 > 0:18:31what would you like to do with it?
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Well, we do a lot of walking along the Downs.
0:18:34 > 0:18:40So yeah, bit of photography. Just mainly playing with the boys.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Very nice. Very nice indeed.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Now, 28 is your score,
0:18:43 > 0:18:45thanks to Monica's good answer in the first pass.
0:18:45 > 0:18:4755 or less keeps you in the game.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Do you want to talk us through that board and fill in all the blanks?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Not really.- Anything left up there you like the look of?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I know the third one down but I think that's going to be quite high.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59So I'm going to take a stab in the dark at the bottom
0:18:59 > 0:19:01and say Bad Girls.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Bad Girls, says Tim. Bad Girls.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Here is your red line.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Get below that and you are through to the next round.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Let's see how many people said Bad Girls.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Very well done indeed.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Down it goes. 22.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Through you go into the next round.
0:19:22 > 0:19:2450 is your total.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Great stuff, Tim. Very well played.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29In fact, three of the actresses in Bad Girls all went on to EastEnders
0:19:29 > 0:19:31and all went on to play members of the Carter family as well.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Kellie Bright and a couple of others.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Yeah, let's take a look at the rest of these.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37You were right to avoid Hans Christian Andersen.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40It would have seen you knocked out. It is the Ugly Duckling, of course.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42That would have scored 70 points.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44The 1990 comedy fantasy novel. Do you know this?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- Two absolute greats, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.- I don't know.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51It's Good Omens. Good Omens. Well done if you got that. 8 points.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52And Divine Comedy, do you know that?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Bad Ambassador.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Bad Ambassador. Absolutely. It's a pointless answer. Well done.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Thank you very much indeed.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02So, at the end of our first round, the pair we are saying goodbye to,
0:20:02 > 0:20:05with their high score of 84, I'm so sorry, John and Teresa.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Head-to-headers you were last time.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Yes, John, that's a high score. This is something you are just
0:20:10 > 0:20:13going to have to make up with your mother-in-law, I'm afraid.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15It's been wonderful having you on the programme.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Thank you so much for coming and playing. John and Teresa.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21APPLAUSE
0:20:21 > 0:20:24But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Well done, everyone. Welcome to Round Two.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Now you'll notice we are down to three pairs.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36I'm afraid that happens on Pointless.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Next round we'll be down to two pairs.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41The story of that first round was, it's all about the newcomers.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Nicola, lowest individual score there with Ugly Heart.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- Yeah.- I'd never even heard of GRL. Isn't that terrible?
0:20:47 > 0:20:48I hadn't either.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52It was some friends of ours played it when we went on holiday recently.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- So it was pretty good going. - Good, niche knowledge.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Leanne and Matt, lowest combined score as well. So well done to you.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Best of luck to all three pairs.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Our category for Round Two this afternoon is...
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Golf. LEANNE SIGHS
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Can you... ALEXANDER SIGHS
0:21:07 > 0:21:08That was a sigh!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Can you all decide in your pairs who is going to go first and second?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Top 100 golfers at the beginning of 2015. Richard.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Looking for any male golfer who was in the top 100 of the official
0:21:33 > 0:21:36world golf rankings in the first week of 2015, please.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41OK, thank you very much indeed. Now, Tim, do you follow golf?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43No.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- That's fun.- Yes.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48I'm going to go with Ernie Els.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Ernie Els, says Tim. Ernie Els. Let's see if that's right,
0:21:51 > 0:21:54let's see how many of our 100 people said Ernie Els.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57It's right.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04That's not a bad score, whatever that's going to be.
0:22:04 > 0:22:053. Look at that.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Very well done indeed. Ernie Els doing you proud there.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Yeah, he's been in that top 100 for a good 20-odd years now.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Maybe even longer, Ernie Els. The Big Easy, they call him.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Number 63 at the start of 2015.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20There we are. Thank you very much, Richard.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Leanne.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24It's not really a good topic for me.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28My brother and nephew are really into their golf
0:22:28 > 0:22:33- so they will be shouting. But I do know one golfer name.- That's enough.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36So I'm going to say it. Bubba Watson.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Bubba Watson, says Leanne. Bubba Watson.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Another good answer.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50Very well done. 15.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56If you only know one, not a bad one to know, Bubba Watson.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00He was actually number four in the world at the start of 2015.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02You've got to be a nice person to be called Bubba, haven't you?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04No-one's going to have the nickname Bubba...
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Do you know what, you've slightly picked on the wrong guy there.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Oh, no.- Yeah. No, he's all right. He's all right.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12You just imagine anyone called Bubba is going to be, "Hey!"
0:23:12 > 0:23:14"Oh, look, it's Bubba! Hey, Bubba!"
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- Yeah.- No.- No?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18It's, "Oh, no, it's Bubba."
0:23:18 > 0:23:20"It's Bubba."
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Mary, Mary.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27My husband plays golf, so we watch a lot of golf.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Mind goes blank. I'm going to go for Rickie Fowler.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Rickie Fowler. Rickie Fowler, says Mary.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39It's right.
0:23:39 > 0:23:4215 is our high score. 3 is our low.
0:23:44 > 0:23:463. There we are.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Joining Tim and Monica on the low scores there.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53That's a very good answer. Well played.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56As we record, one of the very best players in the world never to
0:23:56 > 0:23:59win a major, but by the time this goes out...
0:23:59 > 0:24:01- Surely.- Who knows?- Thanks very much. We are halfway
0:24:01 > 0:24:03through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Only two scores between the three pairs.
0:24:05 > 0:24:073 is the low score there.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Mary, Nicola, Tim and Monica all level pegging on 3.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Then up to 15, where we find Leanne and Matt.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Matt, how do we feel about golf generally?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17I used to play it but I haven't watched it for, like, 20 years.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- I see. So... - It's not me next, is it?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22It's not you next. I was just giving you what we might call fair warning.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24I've still got ten seconds to think of something.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26We just want a low score from you.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27We'll come back down the line now.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Now, Nicola. Remember, we are looking for the name of any
0:24:36 > 0:24:39top 100 golfers at the beginning of 2015.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42OK, well, I go down and visit Mum and Dad a lot
0:24:42 > 0:24:43and they are always watching golf.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46So I hopefully will know. I'm going to say Justin Rose.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Justin Rose, says Nicola. Here is your red line.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51If you can get below that with Justin Rose,
0:24:51 > 0:24:52you are in the head-to-head.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Let's see how many of our 100 people said Justin Rose.
0:25:03 > 0:25:0428.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06APPLAUSE
0:25:06 > 0:25:0928 for Justin Rose takes your total up to 31.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Yeah, sixth in the world at the start of 2015, Justin Rose.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Thank you, Richard. Matt. Matt.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Right, I'm going to go for David Duval.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- David Duval... - Pretty sure I made that up.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22..says Matt. LAUGHTER
0:25:22 > 0:25:25David Duval. Let's see if it's right.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Here is your red line.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28If you can get below that red line with David Duval...
0:25:28 > 0:25:30you're in the head-to-head.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Let's see how many people said David Duval.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38I'm sorry, Matt. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Very convincing sounding incorrect answer. But incorrect nonetheless.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Scores you 100 points. Takes your total up to 115.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46You almost couldn't have picked anyone worse from that era.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48He was world number one, David Duval,
0:25:48 > 0:25:50and famously absolutely crashed and burned
0:25:50 > 0:25:52and went down into the thousands at one point.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- He's climbed up a bit since then. - He was a golfer?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56David Duval, yeah. World number one.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- LAUGHTER - I'm happy with that.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Write that on a sign.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Thanks very much. Monica, I've got great news for you.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07It doesn't matter what you score,
0:26:07 > 0:26:10we will still be seeing you in the head-to-head, which is great news.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Great.- How are we feeling about golf generally?
0:26:13 > 0:26:17I watch it when it's like a major event.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20But to be honest, I never pay attention to any of the names.
0:26:20 > 0:26:26- Right. - But I have got Miguel Angel Jimenez.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Miguel Angel Jimenez, says Monica. No red line for you.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30You're already through.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33But let's see how many people went for Miguel Angel Jimen...
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Jimenez.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Jimenez. Golf.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38LAUGHTER
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Look at that, Monica!
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Just the lowest score of the round there.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Very casually brought out, last answer.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55- 4 is your total. Well done. - Well played, Monica.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Much-loved by golf fans, Jimenez, cos he's in his 50s,
0:26:58 > 0:27:01properly got a paunch, unlike most of those golfers now.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Goes around with a ponytail, smokes a cigar all the way round.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05He's great. He's a terrific player.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08If someone is called Miguel Angel, you know they
0:27:08 > 0:27:10are going to be nice, don't you? LAUGHTER
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Yeah, exactly. Before we go through some of the pointless
0:27:12 > 0:27:14answers, I'll just give you some of the one-pointers.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17I know golf fans will be shouting out their answers now.
0:27:17 > 0:27:191 point, other than Miguel Angel Jimenez.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Keegan Bradley, Billy Horschel,
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Chris Kirk, Patrick Reid, Jason Dufner, Stephen Gallacher,
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Dustin Johnson, Jamie Donaldson, JB Holmes, Hunter Mahan.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28All of those would've scored you 1 point.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Let's take a look at some pointless answers.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32I won't go through all of them cos there's about 70-odd.
0:27:32 > 0:27:37Brooks Koepka. Hideki Matsuyama was in the top 20.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Our friends from the Netherlands will know Joost Luiten.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44You could've had Kevin Na, Ryan Moor,
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Shane Lowry, the Irishman, also a pointless answer.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51Thomas Bjorn from Denmark. Another player in the top 20.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Victor Dubuisson of France. And Zach Johnson.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Well done if you said any of those, or any more obscure than that.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58All sorts of pointless answers on the list.
0:27:58 > 0:27:59Let's take a look at the top three answers.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02The ones that most of our 100 people said.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Justin Rose was actually the third biggest scorer of all. 28.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08We avoided the top two. Rory McIlroy, of course, on 58.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12And still hanging into the top 100 at the start of 2015 was
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Tiger Woods. 66 points.
0:28:14 > 0:28:15Thank you very much indeed.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17So, at the end of our second round, I'm sorry to say,
0:28:17 > 0:28:20Matt and Leanne, it is you we say goodbye to.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23But I think we'll see lots more of you next time you're on.
0:28:23 > 0:28:24We'll look forward to that.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Meantime, thanks very much, Matt and Leanne.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28APPLAUSE
0:28:28 > 0:28:31But for Nicola and Mary, Tim and Monica,
0:28:31 > 0:28:33it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Very well done, Tim and Monica, Nicola and Mary.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42You are now one step closer to the final
0:28:42 > 0:28:47and a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at £1,000.
0:28:47 > 0:28:48There we are.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50Well, this is the point where you start playing as teams.
0:28:50 > 0:28:53First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56Nicola and Mary, well done. First appearance on Pointless.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58Straight through to the head-to-head.
0:28:58 > 0:29:02No mean feat. Tim and Monica, fantastic.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04That Round Two was so impressive.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07And Monica suddenly pulling the unpronounceable
0:29:07 > 0:29:10Miguel Angel Jimenez out of the bag there. Very impressive.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12But we've had a very impressive low scores
0:29:12 > 0:29:13from each of you in each round.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15So I think now you can put your heads together,
0:29:15 > 0:29:18who knows, you should be very, very well matched.
0:29:18 > 0:29:19Let's play the head-to-head.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28Here comes your first question. And it concerns...
0:29:32 > 0:29:36People who appeared in the music video for the BBC God Only Knows.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Going to show you five pictures now of people who
0:29:38 > 0:29:40performed on that song and appeared in the video.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Just need to name the most obscure if you can.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45Now, let's reveal our five people who appeared on that video.
0:29:45 > 0:29:46And they are here.
0:30:10 > 0:30:11There we go.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14Five people who appeared on the BBC Music video God Only Knows.
0:30:14 > 0:30:18Now, Tim and Monica, you are our low scorers so you will go first.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20- WHISPERING:- D is Lorde.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22And the last one is Paloma Faith.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24Go for D?
0:30:24 > 0:30:29- We're going to go for D.- Yeah. - And her name is Lorde.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32Lorde. Lorde, say Tim and Monica.
0:30:32 > 0:30:36Now, Nicola and Mary, do you want to talk us through everyone else?
0:30:36 > 0:30:40B, I think, is Chrissie Hynde.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42C is Brian May.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45And E is Paloma Faith.
0:30:45 > 0:30:50I think we'll go for E, Paloma Faith.
0:30:50 > 0:30:52Paloma Faith, say Nicola and Mary.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54So we have Lorde and we have Paloma Faith.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Tim and Monica said Lorde for D.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many people said Lorde.
0:31:02 > 0:31:03It is right.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09Very well done.
0:31:09 > 0:31:1120 for Lorde.
0:31:13 > 0:31:17Meanwhile, Nicola and Mary have said Paloma Faith for E.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people agree with them.
0:31:23 > 0:31:24It's right.
0:31:26 > 0:31:2856 for Paloma Faith.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34So Lorde wins it. Tim and Monica, after one question, you're up 1-0.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37Yeah, very well played. The best answer on the board is A.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41She is a member of one of Britain's most famous folk dynasties.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Very well done if you said that. 1 point.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47B is Chrissie Hynde.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Would've done better than Paloma Faith
0:31:49 > 0:31:51but still wouldn't have won you the point.
0:31:51 > 0:31:5237 points for her.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54How about this for name recognition.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Brian May - 86 points.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59- I'd say that's more mane recognition.- Mane...
0:31:59 > 0:32:01HE LAUGHS
0:32:01 > 0:32:03Yeah. He looks good in green, doesn't he?
0:32:03 > 0:32:05- He does.- He's striking.- Yeah.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07There we go. Thank you very much indeed.
0:32:07 > 0:32:08OK, here comes your second question.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Nicola and Mary, you get to answer it first
0:32:10 > 0:32:12but you have to win it to stay in the game.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14So best of luck. It concerns...
0:32:16 > 0:32:17Lions, Richard.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19Five clues now to facts about lions.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Can you give us the most obscure answer?
0:32:21 > 0:32:25OK, let's reveal our five lion facts. And here they are.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46I'll read those one last time.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07Nicola and Mary, you will go first this time.
0:33:07 > 0:33:11INDISTINCT SPEECH
0:33:14 > 0:33:18OK. We're going to go for the Swahili name for lion.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20We think it's simba.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23Simba, say Nicola and Mary. Simba.
0:33:23 > 0:33:26Now then, Tim and Monica, do you want to talk us through that board?
0:33:26 > 0:33:28See how you do.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30The top one I think is Leo.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33I think the bottom one is MGM.
0:33:33 > 0:33:36We are going to take a risk and go with Baddiel and Skinner,
0:33:36 > 0:33:38I think that's 96.
0:33:38 > 0:33:42'96. So we have simba and we have 1996.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45Nicola and Mary said simba, the Swahili word for lion.
0:33:45 > 0:33:46Let's see if that's right
0:33:46 > 0:33:49and let's see how many people said it, if it is.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53It's right.
0:33:57 > 0:33:5840.
0:33:58 > 0:33:59APPLAUSE
0:33:59 > 0:34:0240 for simba.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Now, Tim and Monica taking a bit of a risk there,
0:34:04 > 0:34:07saying 1996 was the year Three Lions was first released.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.
0:34:13 > 0:34:14It is right.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19And it wins you the point. Look at that.
0:34:19 > 0:34:2123 for 1996.
0:34:21 > 0:34:22APPLAUSE
0:34:22 > 0:34:26All of which means, Tim and Monica, after only two questions,
0:34:26 > 0:34:28you are through to the final 2-0.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Yeah, '96, of course, cos it had the line "30 years of hurt"
0:34:31 > 0:34:33which was back to 1966.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36- Terrifying to think it's now 50 years of hurt. - ALEXANDER GASPS
0:34:36 > 0:34:39- That's quite something, isn't it? - That's a lot of hurt, isn't it?
0:34:39 > 0:34:42- It really is, isn't it?- Ah! - It really, really is.- Oh.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Or as the Scots call it, 50 years of partying.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46LAUGHTER
0:34:46 > 0:34:49The sign of the zodiac is Leo.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52That's a big scorer, as you'd imagine. 77 points.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54Do you know the friendly lion?
0:34:54 > 0:34:57- Friendly lion, no. I can't remember it.- It's Parsley.- Parsley the lion.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59Parsley. 26 points for that.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02And MGM at the bottom there.
0:35:02 > 0:35:03Which would have scored you 49.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05So 1996 was actually the best answer on that board,
0:35:05 > 0:35:06impossible to beat.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09There we are. Thank you very much indeed.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:35:11 > 0:35:13I'm sorry to say, Nicola and Mary, it is you.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16Nothing wrong with either of your answers there.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18Would you have known Lorde had you gone first?
0:35:18 > 0:35:21- No. No.- No.- Well, there we are. I suppose that's some consolation.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24- Yeah.- We will see you again next time, which is lovely news for us.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26We'll look forward to that very much indeed.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28Meantime, thanks very much, Nicola and Mary.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31APPLAUSE
0:35:31 > 0:35:34But for Tim and Monica, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Many congratulations, Tim and Monica.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43You've seen off all your competition
0:35:43 > 0:35:46and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:35:54 > 0:35:58and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is still standing at £1,000.
0:35:58 > 0:36:02Well, very well done. Round Two last time was your exit.
0:36:02 > 0:36:05This time it's where it all came alive. Round Two.
0:36:05 > 0:36:07Fantastic low-scoring from you there.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09Then 2-0 in the head-to-head.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12You get to choose your subject, obviously, in this round.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15Anything you'd like to see up there on the board?
0:36:15 > 0:36:17- Movies.- Yeah.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19Movies. We haven't had many movies really, have we?
0:36:19 > 0:36:22- No.- Monica, anything else you'd like to see?
0:36:22 > 0:36:25Um... No, I think movies I'd be happy with as well. Yes.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28OK, well, best of luck. Let's hope there's something
0:36:28 > 0:36:30you like the look of up here. Today's selection reads like this.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40- Meh. That's movies.- Yeah. - What do you think?
0:36:40 > 0:36:42Yeah, we'll have to go with that one.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44You kind of have to do now, don't you?
0:36:44 > 0:36:45"No, we're going for Venus."
0:36:45 > 0:36:48OK. Nick Hornby films.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51Very best of luck. We are looking for any actor
0:36:51 > 0:36:53credited for any of the following three films?
0:36:53 > 0:36:56Any actor given the credit according to IMDB for...
0:36:56 > 0:36:59the 2000 film High Fidelity,
0:36:59 > 0:37:02the 2002 film About A Boy,
0:37:02 > 0:37:05or the 2014 film A Long Way Down.
0:37:05 > 0:37:06Any actor, according to IMDB,
0:37:06 > 0:37:09credited with a role in one of those three films.
0:37:09 > 0:37:10- Very best of luck.- OK. Now, as always,
0:37:10 > 0:37:13you've got up to a minute to come up with three answers.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16All you need to win that jackpot is for just one of your answers
0:37:16 > 0:37:18- to be pointless. Are you ready? BOTH:- Yes.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23Your time starts now.
0:37:23 > 0:37:29- OK, High Fidelity...- Yeah.- We've got to John Cusack, Jack Black...- OK.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32- I think Lisa Bonet would be a good answer.- Yes. Yeah.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Um...
0:37:34 > 0:37:37I can't think who else was in it. It's really annoying.
0:37:37 > 0:37:38- Yeah, OK.- About A Boy...
0:37:38 > 0:37:42- Hugh Grant will be a huge answer. - What's the mum? Was it Collette?
0:37:42 > 0:37:45- The little kid who's now the Beast. - I know.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48I know who he is but I can't remember his name.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50A Long Way Down...
0:37:50 > 0:37:52I've seen that and I can't even remember who's in it.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55I think Ed Helms is in it, but I'm not sure.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58We need that kid from About A Boy.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00- What's his name?- Um...
0:38:01 > 0:38:04- Is it Nic... No.- Maybe.
0:38:04 > 0:38:05Nic...
0:38:07 > 0:38:09I don't know!
0:38:09 > 0:38:10Who else is in About A Boy?
0:38:10 > 0:38:13- What's the Australian actress? - Ten seconds left.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15- Collette.- Toni Collette. - Toni Collette, yeah.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18- So we'll go Toni Collette, Lisa Bonet...- Yep.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20- Jack Black...- Yes.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Who else is in High Fidelity?
0:38:23 > 0:38:25OK, that is your time up, I'm afraid.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28Let's have your three answers. And say which category you're answering.
0:38:28 > 0:38:33OK, from High Fidelity, we're going to say Jack Black and Lisa Bonet.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36- Jack Black. Lisa Bonet. - And from About A Boy, Toni Collette.
0:38:36 > 0:38:37Toni Collette.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:38:40 > 0:38:42- I think Lisa is the best. - Lisa Bonet we'll put last.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Least likely to be pointless?
0:38:44 > 0:38:46- Jack Black.- Jack Black we put first.
0:38:46 > 0:38:50OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order. And here they are.
0:38:50 > 0:38:51We've got...
0:38:54 > 0:38:56Well, very, very good luck. Three good answers there.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59Let's hope one of those, at least, is pointless
0:38:59 > 0:39:01and will win that jackpot for you. £1,000.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03Not a terrible jackpot to be taking home.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05What would you do with that, Tim?
0:39:05 > 0:39:10- We have a road trip planned across America in a few months.- Lovely.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12- It'll be good spending money. - Very nice indeed.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15Monica, anything else you want to add to that?
0:39:15 > 0:39:19No, that sounds good. Then we can stay in nice places.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22- Yeah, cos otherwise you'll have to stay in terrible places.- Yep.
0:39:22 > 0:39:23LAUGHTER
0:39:23 > 0:39:26There we are. In the first instance, you said Jack Black.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28We were looking for the cast of High Fidelity.
0:39:28 > 0:39:29Let's hope nobody said this.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31If it's pointless, it'll win you £1,000.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34How many people said Jack Black?
0:39:37 > 0:39:39It's right.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41Now, Jack Black, if he takes us
0:39:41 > 0:39:43all the way down to 0, you leave with £1,000.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45Down he goes through the 20s,
0:39:45 > 0:39:47into the teens. Into single figures.
0:39:47 > 0:39:48Still going down.
0:39:48 > 0:39:495.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52This is looking very good, isn't it?
0:39:52 > 0:39:53- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56I think your road trip possibilities are looking much improved
0:39:56 > 0:39:59on the back of that. Surely. Sadly, not a pointless answer.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02But a very low score for Jack Black there.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04Your next answer was Toni Collette.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07In this case, we were looking for actors from About A Boy.
0:40:07 > 0:40:11Let's hope nobody said it. If it's pointless, it will win you £1,000.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13How many people said Toni Collette?
0:40:15 > 0:40:17It's right.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20Well, Jack Black took us all the way down to 5.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22Toni Collette now taking us down through the 20s
0:40:22 > 0:40:24and into the teens.
0:40:24 > 0:40:25Into single figures.
0:40:25 > 0:40:267.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29- APPLAUSE Not bad.- Well...
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Still a great answer.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Only one more shot at today's jackpot.
0:40:35 > 0:40:38Everything is now riding on your third and final answer, Lisa Bonet.
0:40:38 > 0:40:39In this case,
0:40:39 > 0:40:43we were once again looking for cast members from High Fidelity.
0:40:43 > 0:40:45- Jack Black only scored 5.- Yes.
0:40:45 > 0:40:48- Surely...- Surely.- Surely, surely Lisa Bonet.- No-one will know this.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50If it is pointless, it'll win you £1,000.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52How many people said Lisa Bonet?
0:40:54 > 0:40:57It's right.
0:40:57 > 0:41:00Jack Black took us down to 5.
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Toni Collette took us down to 7.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04Lisa Bonet now taking us down
0:41:04 > 0:41:06into single figures, passing 7,
0:41:06 > 0:41:07passing 5, down it goes.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10You've done it. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:10 > 0:41:11Well done!
0:41:11 > 0:41:14- Absolutely brilliant.- Thank you. - Really brilliant.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Congratulations.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23Lisa Bonet was a pointless answer,
0:41:23 > 0:41:26which means you go home with that jackpot of £1,000.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28Very well done, Tim and Monica. APPLAUSE
0:41:28 > 0:41:30Thank you.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Terrific. Very well played.
0:41:35 > 0:41:38Taking that money home to the beautiful village of Ditchling,
0:41:38 > 0:41:40down in Sussex there. Very well done.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43The child you were thinking of in About A Boy is Nicholas Hoult.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46- But he would have scored you 12 points.- BOTH: OK.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Let's take a look at the pointless answers
0:41:48 > 0:41:50from the different categories.
0:41:50 > 0:41:51We'll start with High Fidelity.
0:41:51 > 0:41:56Lili Taylor there. Lisa Bonet, most famous for the Cosby Show.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58Sara Gilbert, she was in Roseanne.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01She was Darlene in Roseanne, Sara Gilbert.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03And Tim Robbins also a pointless answer.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05Well done if you said any of those.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07Move onto the cast of About A Boy.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09Cathy Murphy, Mark Heap,
0:42:09 > 0:42:11must have worked with him lots of times, I suspect.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14Sharon Small and Victoria Smurfit, all of them pointless answers.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16Well done if you said any of those.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19The only people who scored points for About A Boy were
0:42:19 > 0:42:23Hugh Grant, Nicholas Hoult, Toni Collette and Rachel Weiss.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25No-one else scored any points at all.
0:42:25 > 0:42:26Now we'll go on to A Long Way Down.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28Toni Collette scored points on this as well.
0:42:28 > 0:42:312 points for Toni Collette. But some pointless answers.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35Rosamund Pike, Sam Neill, Tuppence Middleton and Zara White.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37The only people scoring points on that were
0:42:37 > 0:42:40Pierce Brosnan, Aaron Paul, Imogen Poots and Toni Collette.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42Very well done if you got a pointless answer at home.
0:42:42 > 0:42:45- And congratulations in the studio. Very well played.- Thank you.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Thanks very much, Richard.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49And thanks once again to our winning players, Tim and Monica,
0:42:49 > 0:42:52who go away with today's jackpot of £1,000. Very well done indeed.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55APPLAUSE
0:42:57 > 0:42:58Join us next time
0:42:58 > 0:43:01when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.