Episode 15

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0:00:18 > 0:00:21APPLAUSE

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

0:00:24 > 0:00:26and a very warm welcome to Pointless, the game

0:00:26 > 0:00:28where you're always striving for the lowest score.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35And couple number one.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37I'm Gerald and I'm from Hull and this is my friend Dean,

0:00:37 > 0:00:39and he's from Wakefield.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Couple number two.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Hi, I'm Tim, this is my wife, Aleisha, and we're from Bristol.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47- Couple number three.- Hi, my name's George and this is my father, Bob,

0:00:47 > 0:00:49and we're from Dorking in Surrey.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50And, finally, couple number four.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Hi, I'm Lara, this is my sister, Emily,

0:00:53 > 0:00:55and we're from Mallwyd in Mid-Wales.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57And these are today's contestants.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59APPLAUSE

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Thank you very much, all of you. A very warm welcome to you.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05We'll get a chance to chat to you throughout the show as it goes on.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10World number-one tennis player and compulsive liar,

0:01:10 > 0:01:14- it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard!- Hiya. Hey, everybody.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16APPLAUSE

0:01:16 > 0:01:17- Good afternoon to you.- And to you.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Now, we're going through another one of those things

0:01:20 > 0:01:22where we give away the jackpot all the time.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24- I know.- Three in a row now we've given away.- Yeah.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Matt and Leanne last time, who had a Music question,

0:01:27 > 0:01:29got one 1-pointer and two pointless answers.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30It was terrific stuff, wasn't it?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32That was an all-round good show, last time.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34We've got two returning pairs from that,

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Lara and Emily who were in that head-to-head,

0:01:36 > 0:01:39very, very close to getting into that jackpot round, as well,

0:01:39 > 0:01:42so they are a strong pair, and on podium one, Gerald and Dean,

0:01:42 > 0:01:44who got knocked out with a very low score

0:01:44 > 0:01:46in our African Geography round, as well.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47So, we've got two good returning pairs,

0:01:47 > 0:01:50welcomes to podiums two and three, you've got your work cut out today.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Question one... Question one, very interesting

0:01:53 > 0:01:55in light of what you've just said to me.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Interesting...!

0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Interesting, Richard! - Interesting!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Why?

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Well, you'll find out, won't you?

0:02:02 > 0:02:06Good. "Why?"! I look forward to it. Thank you very much, indeed.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Now, Leanne and Matt, as you've just gathered, won the jackpot last time,

0:02:09 > 0:02:12so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16There it is. Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18APPLAUSE

0:02:21 > 0:02:24So, there's only one thing you have to remember and it is this -

0:02:24 > 0:02:26it is that the pair with the highest score

0:02:26 > 0:02:28at the end of each round will be eliminated.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31That is it, and no conferring till we get to the head-to-head.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Best of luck to all four pairs. Our first category this afternoon is...

0:02:35 > 0:02:37..Tennis. There we go.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- There you go.- Tennis.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:02:41 > 0:02:43who's going to go second?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53We gave 100 people

0:02:53 > 0:02:55100 seconds to name...

0:02:55 > 0:02:59as many tennis players with 500 or more career wins

0:02:59 > 0:03:01to their name as they could.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Tennis players with 500 or more career wins.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Yeah, we're looking for the name of any female or male tennis player

0:03:08 > 0:03:12who's won at least 500 official games, official singles games,

0:03:12 > 0:03:14on the ATP tour or the WTA tour, please,

0:03:14 > 0:03:16since the Open era began in 1968

0:03:16 > 0:03:19or who won their 500th during that time.

0:03:19 > 0:03:24So, any tennis player who's won 500 or more singles games, please.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Very best of luck. And that's up to the end of March 2015.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Thanks very much, Richard. Dean! Welcome back to Pointless.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Good to have you here. Very unlucky last time. Round Two exit for you.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38- I think your total was 40 or something?- Yes, it was, yeah.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Now, Dean, remind us what you do.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I'm an actor. I do small-scale touring productions

0:03:43 > 0:03:46and I also go into schools and work with children,

0:03:46 > 0:03:47sort of putting on plays, as well.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49At the moment, we're doing lots of Shakespeare.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Did you reduce it slightly?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54We'll try and make it as fun as possible and so we tell the story

0:03:54 > 0:03:56with all the children, so you know,

0:03:56 > 0:03:58we take a lot of costumes and bits of props,

0:03:58 > 0:04:01and then introduce the characters throughout the story

0:04:01 > 0:04:04and then, by the end of it, hopefully, they know that story.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Kind of, obviously, not in as much detail,

0:04:06 > 0:04:09but they know a lot of it and everyone's had a good time

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- and played a part. - Superb! Brilliant.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Now, Dean, tennis. How are we feeling about tennis, generally?

0:04:14 > 0:04:18I really like tennis and I know a lot of tennis players,

0:04:18 > 0:04:22but I don't know whether to take a risk or just go for somebody...

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Always tough with these kinds of categories

0:04:24 > 0:04:26cos obviously you want to go far down that list,

0:04:26 > 0:04:29but you don't want to go so far down that you get it wrong.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33That's it, yeah, I'm still thinking right now I'm going to go for...

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Richard Krajicek. - Richard Krajicek, says Dean.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Oh, Dean! Oh, I'm sorry.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Not Richard Krajicek, I'm afraid.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50That's a good pointless answer,

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- but a bad pointless answer at the same time.- Too much of a risk.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- I'm afraid that's scores you 100 points.- That's really unlucky,

0:04:55 > 0:04:57I would have put money on him being in that list

0:04:57 > 0:05:00and he's not, I'm afraid. 411 wins for Richard Krajicek.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03It's going to terrify everyone else now for the rest of the round.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Unlucky.- Thanks very much indeed. Tim.- Hi.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Tim, welcome to the show, good to have you here from Bristol.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14- And what do you do, Tim?- I'm a Government communications officer.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16I see, so, is that a civil servant?

0:05:16 > 0:05:20I'm a civil servant, yeah, and what I do is I deal with media enquiries,

0:05:20 > 0:05:23and also promoting the good work that the Government does.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25I see. Is that quite tough at times?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Sometimes it can be challenging. - It can't be easy.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Yeah, with the things that go on

0:05:29 > 0:05:31and pesky journalists asking difficult questions.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Yes. I mean, is your background journalism?- Yeah, I was...

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- So, you were once a pesky journalist yourself?- Absolutely.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Poacher turned gatekeeper.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41And what are your interests outside politics?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43I play a lot of football

0:05:43 > 0:05:47and also, I am becoming a bit of a gin enthusiast.

0:05:47 > 0:05:52How does your enthusiasm for gin take form? What do you do?

0:05:52 > 0:05:55I guess I'm careful what I say here, but I just love the drink

0:05:55 > 0:05:58and I think I like all the heritage involved with it

0:05:58 > 0:06:02and just doing the sort of testing and tasting.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Do you taste all these little boutique...?- Yeah, absolutely,

0:06:05 > 0:06:08and when I go to London, I go to the old gin palaces

0:06:08 > 0:06:10on Fleet Street and that sort of thing with mates.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Obviously, when I'm not at home with the wife.- Excellent!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Now, Tim, what would you to go for from our tennis players?

0:06:17 > 0:06:20So, I'm going to go with Jana Novotna.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Jana Novotna says Tim, let's see if that's right.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Let's see how many people said that.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28It's right.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Jana Novotna...taking you down through...

0:06:34 > 0:06:35the teens...

0:06:35 > 0:06:36It's a pointless answer!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Look at that, Tim! Very well done indeed!

0:06:39 > 0:06:40APPLAUSE

0:06:40 > 0:06:42A pointless answer that adds £250 to the jackpot,

0:06:42 > 0:06:46taking the total to £1,250, scores you nothing.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Very well done, Tim. - Well played, Tim.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51571 wins for Jana Novotna.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Perhaps the most famous of those

0:06:53 > 0:06:56was the 1998 Ladies Singles title at Wimbledon.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01George, welcome to Pointless, lovely to have you here.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02What do you do, George?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I am the Chair of the Kidz Board,

0:07:04 > 0:07:07a board of young trustees, for the charity Whizz-Kids,

0:07:07 > 0:07:10which is the largest network of young wheelchair users in the UK.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Very well done indeed. How long have you done that for?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15I've done that for four years now,

0:07:15 > 0:07:19so it is my privilege and honour to speak to many people

0:07:19 > 0:07:22about creating a positive image for disability and representing

0:07:22 > 0:07:25all of the wonderful young people that I work with,

0:07:25 > 0:07:28who are an inspiration to all of us - including myself.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Well, very well done, you.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32And I presume you get to speak to all sorts of people.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Who are the most interesting people you've been to speak to?

0:07:35 > 0:07:39The nicest person I've met, I would say, is Alastair Campbell.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42He said he'd be my spin doctor and come out of retirement,

0:07:42 > 0:07:44so I am not letting him forget it.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Oh, there we are!

0:07:45 > 0:07:48George, what would you like to go for?

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Well, I love tennis,

0:07:49 > 0:07:54so it is this debate about whether to take a risk or not,

0:07:54 > 0:07:57but I'm going to say, based on the longevity of his career,

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Lleyton Hewitt. - Lleyton Hewitt, says George.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Let's see if that's right.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Let's see how many of our 100 people said Lleyton Hewitt.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Well done. Well, our high score's 100, our low score is nought.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13You're going to be somewhere between those.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17Very close to the low score, there! Very well done indeed, George.

0:08:17 > 0:08:192 for Lleyton Hewitt. Good work.

0:08:19 > 0:08:20APPLAUSE

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Well played, George. 612 wins.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24As you say, he's been around a long time.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26- Even now, he turns up at Wimbledon.- He really has.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29You think, he must be 50, and he's still only, like, 34 something!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Now, Lara!- Hi.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35Welcome back. Our head-to-headers last time, in fact.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Lara, remind us what you do.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40I'm a civil servant working in a prison in Shropshire.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43And what are you interests outside work?

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Exercise, films, cooking.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49I'm waiting for you to see "tennis".

0:08:49 > 0:08:51- Not so much?- I do enjoy sport.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54I'm more of a Formula One girl.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58OK. So, what would you like to go for?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02500 is quite a lot of wins.

0:09:02 > 0:09:08I'm going to take a guess and go Martina Navratilova?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Martina Navratilova says Lara.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Well, you pass our high score.

0:09:19 > 0:09:2031.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23APPLAUSE

0:09:23 > 0:09:2531 for Martina Navratilova.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Yeah, 1,442 wins for Martina,

0:09:28 > 0:09:29the most of anybody.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- 18 Grand Slam titles. - And that's just in singles tennis.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- That's just in singles, yeah. - Whoa!- That's a lot of tennis.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38That's a lot of hours on the court, isn't it?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Yeah, it really is.- Yeah. Well, thanks very much, Richard.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Very well done to Tim for that pointless answer there,

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Tim and Aleisha looking very strong.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50They're up to 2. Brilliant answer, there.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Bob and George looking very strong.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Lara and Emily on 31, not bad, and I'm so sorry, Dean,

0:09:55 > 0:09:57you did nothing wrong.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00You did everything that Pointless demands of its contestants.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04So, Gerald, I'm afraid we really are relying on you

0:10:04 > 0:10:07when we come back to you to find a very, very low score.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10There might be another high score, and that could you keep in the game.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12We're going to come back down the line now,

0:10:12 > 0:10:14can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:10:17 > 0:10:21So, Emily. Welcome back to Pointless. Remind us what you do.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24- I'm a high school teacher.- And you teach English and history...- Yes.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28..we discovered last time. We had a little bit of English last time.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Quite a high score we had the other day, Emily.

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Maybe, we'll have some history.

0:10:32 > 0:10:37- Remind us what your interests are, Emily.- Films and TV, theatre.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- I've gotten into the opera, lately. - Have you?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Going to see live opera or just listening?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- They put it on in the cinemas, now, don't they?- They do.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48It's easier to go and see, but I'd love to go see a live opera.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50- But you have been to the cinema to see a live link-up?- Yeah.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54- What have you been to see? - Um, La Boheme, Carmen.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58- From the Royal Opera House? - Yes, from the Royal Opera House.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00It's brilliant. Once you get into it, you realise,

0:11:00 > 0:11:05"Why did I ever think I was too young or not posh enough for opera?"

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Well said, absolutely right.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08It's a wonderful thing, opera.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Right, there you are on 31.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13High-scorers at the moment are Gerald and Dean on 100.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17If you can score 68 or less, you get into Round Two.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Um...

0:11:19 > 0:11:22I hope this is right. I'm going to go with Pete Sampras.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Pete Sampras, says Emily. Pete Sampras. There's your red line.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29It's not too low, actually. Quite nice and achievable, that.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Pete Sampras, will it get you below that red line?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35It's right.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37It does get you into Round Two.

0:11:40 > 0:11:4330 is what it scores you, taking your total up to 61.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45APPLAUSE

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Well done. 762 wins for Pete Sampras.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Nice to get a tennis score.- Hmm!

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- There we are.- 30.- Yeah. Very nice.

0:11:54 > 0:11:59Bob, a warm welcome to Pointless. What do you do, Bob?

0:11:59 > 0:12:02I'm retired, but I run a magazine. I publish my own magazine,

0:12:02 > 0:12:06which is on the topic of marine seismology,

0:12:06 > 0:12:09which is very boring, as you can appreciate, but...

0:12:09 > 0:12:11No, marine seismology is very important.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15It is, it's the initial stage of finding oil under the oceans.

0:12:15 > 0:12:20- Where is it all happening oil-wise under the oceans?- Angola.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23There's a lot of exploration still in the Gulf of Mexico,

0:12:23 > 0:12:26- a lot of exploration in the North Sea.- I think it sounds cool.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30- Doesn't it?- Don't you? That's really good.- I like that.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33He never takes me to any of these nice places, but...

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Was your background in seismology itself?

0:12:35 > 0:12:37No, I'm a roughneck, really!

0:12:37 > 0:12:40I roughnecked and made my way up to a mud engineer,

0:12:40 > 0:12:44- which is quite an interesting title. - A mud engineer?- A mud engineer.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Mud's the fluid they pump down the oil stream

0:12:46 > 0:12:51to bring up the cuttings and maintain pressure control

0:12:51 > 0:12:52where the drill bit is.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55I'm so sorry, you lost him at mud.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57LAUGHTER

0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Mud? Mud wrangling? - Who said mud?- That's fun!

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Very good. Now, Bob, what would you like to go for?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05What would your tennis player be?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Wasn't he fantastic as a commentator for the BBC - Andy Roddick?

0:13:08 > 0:13:11I thought he came over very well and very intelligently,

0:13:11 > 0:13:14and I'd like to compliment him by that being my answer.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Andy Roddick.- Hopefully, it'll be lower than them.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20You want to score 97 or less with Andy Roddick. There's your red line.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Lovely and high, thanks to George's answer in the first pass.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Let's see how many of our 100 people said Andy Roddick.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29It's right and you're through.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Good answer! Look at that!

0:13:36 > 0:13:40Very well done, Bob. Scores you 3, takes your total up to 5.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42- APPLAUSE - Well played, Bob.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45612 wins, and I agree, I thought he was fantastic,

0:13:45 > 0:13:49he gave us such insight into what it was like to be a top-level player.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52I think he'll be commentating there for many years to come, I suspect.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Thanks very much, Richard.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Now then, Aleisha, welcome to Pointless.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Great to have you here. What do you do, Aleisha?

0:13:58 > 0:14:02I'm a media communications manager for the NHS.

0:14:02 > 0:14:07- So, you're sort of in the same game as Tim, but for the NHS?- Yeah.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Do you ever find yourself slightly at loggerheads?- Um, not really.

0:14:10 > 0:14:15- Or do you not really? No?- Over other things in the house, probably!- Yeah.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Right you are. And what are your interests outside of work?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Well, we have an 18-month-old son, hence the gin!

0:14:21 > 0:14:23TIM CHUCKLES

0:14:23 > 0:14:25So, obviously, he keeps us busy.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28I'm starting to get into gardening...

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- That's exciting. - ..which is quite therapeutic.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Do you do vegetables or is it mainly...?- I'm getting into herbs.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Some of my herbs have been destroyed by foxes, so...

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Maybe a vegetable patch next year.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- A vegetable patch and maybe a fence? - Yeah!- There you are.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Now, Tim scored nothing, which was absolutely fantastic,

0:14:45 > 0:14:48which means 99 or less gets you through.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Who wants to get through?

0:14:50 > 0:14:53You've got to equal Tim's low score, I think, haven't you, Aleisha?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56I'm not going to be goaded into saying something risky!

0:14:56 > 0:14:59So, I'm going to play it safe and say Serena Williams.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Serena Williams says Aleisha. Here's your red line.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Almost indistinguishable from the pink line above it,

0:15:05 > 0:15:08but let's see if you can get below that with Serena Williams.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Well done, you have.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Comfortably.

0:15:16 > 0:15:2029 for Serena Williams, taking your total up to 29.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22APPLAUSE

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Yeah, very well played.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Now, Gerald. I'm so sorry.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28I'm so sorry.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31No, because you might have been in line for a pointless answer.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35Gerald, I'm afraid you're the high-scorers. I'm so sorry.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Anyway, remind us what you do, Gerald.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41I work in a school in Hull, Bridgeview Whitehouse,

0:15:41 > 0:15:44for children who would struggle in mainstream settings.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48So, they're children who have behavioural issues.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51I see. And your department is...?

0:15:51 > 0:15:52We do creative art -

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- so, drama, music, dance.- Does Dean come in to work for you at all?

0:15:55 > 0:15:59- Well, he hasn't yet! But he could do.- That's the plan, isn't it?

0:15:59 > 0:16:00- Yeah.- Well, don't you think?

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Yeah.- Excellent. Gerald, do you have an interest in tennis?

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Not really,

0:16:05 > 0:16:07but I did go to Wimbledon

0:16:07 > 0:16:11when I was at school, a long, long time ago.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15It's so long ago that I'm going to give myself away by saying -

0:16:15 > 0:16:18because I saw this woman play - Billie Jean King.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Billie Jean King.- Yes. - Billie Jean King, Gerald says.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24No red line for you, as I'm afraid you are the high-scorers,

0:16:24 > 0:16:27but let's see how many of our 100 people said Billie Jean King.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30It's right.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37That's a very, very good answer, Gerald.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39APPLAUSE Very well done indeed.

0:16:39 > 0:16:4110 for Billie Jean King, taking your total up to 110.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Yeah, nearly 700 wins for Billie Jean King,

0:16:44 > 0:16:47so, a very good answer and nice to get an answer from a different era,

0:16:47 > 0:16:49as well. Now, let's take a look...

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Before we look at the pointless answers,

0:16:50 > 0:16:53I'll give you the 1-pointers which would have scored you 1 point,

0:16:53 > 0:16:56just because I know lots of people will be shouting answers out.

0:16:56 > 0:16:581 point for Tom Okker, Wayne Ferreira, Justine Henin,

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Amelie Mauresmo, Michael Chang,

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Brad Gilbert, Tommy Robledo, Kim Clijsters,

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Tommy Haas, Goran Ivanisevic, John Newcombe and Gabriela Sabatini.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07All of those would have scored you 1.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Let's take a look at some pointless answers.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Very well done if you said any of these.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Arantxa Sanchez-Vicario - the Spaniard, Conchita Martinez -

0:17:14 > 0:17:17another Spaniard, Francesca Schiavone - Italian.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20All of those are pointless answers. Well done if you said any of those.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Hana Mandlikova, Jana Novotna and Mats Wilander.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25All of those are pointless.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29Thomas Muster - the Austrian, Yevgeny Kafelnikov, Zina Garrison.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31A few other pointless answers you could have had,

0:17:31 > 0:17:35Carlos Moya, Guillermo Vilas, you could have had Helena Sukova,

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Li Na would have been a good answer,

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Mary Pierce, Pam Shriver, Roscoe Tanner.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42You could have had Vitas Gerulaitis, which would have been nice.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44One of my favourite-named sportspeople.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Wendy Turnbull also a pointless answer.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Let's take a look at the top three scorers.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51The answers that most of our 100 people gave.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53There's Martina on 31.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Andy Murray, 39,

0:17:56 > 0:17:59- and right at the top, Roger Federer with 52.- There we are.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Thank you very much indeed, Richard, so at the end of our first round,

0:18:03 > 0:18:05the pair we're saying goodbye to...

0:18:05 > 0:18:06I'm so sorry, Gerald and Dean.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09It seems really unfair, but you played very, very well indeed.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12An honourable exit, Gerald and Dean. Wonderful having you on the show.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Thank you so much for playing, Gerald and Dean.- Thank you.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18APPLAUSE

0:18:18 > 0:18:21But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Well done, everyone, you've made it through to Round Two.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31You'll have noticed that we'll have lost one of our pairs.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34We'll be losing another pair at the end of this round, of course.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Bob and George, congratulations to you

0:18:36 > 0:18:39for your combined low score there of 5. Fantastic.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42And Tim, a special mention to you for a low score of love.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Our only pointless answer,

0:18:44 > 0:18:48Jana Novotna. Very well done indeed. Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Our category for Round Two this afternoon...

0:18:51 > 0:18:52is Pop Music.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:18:55 > 0:18:56who's going to go second?

0:18:56 > 0:18:59And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06OK, and the question is all about

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Beatles Songs In French.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Beatles Songs In French, Richard. - Yeah, it's a lovely one, this.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15We have translated the titles of lots of Beatles songs into French,

0:19:15 > 0:19:17and on each board, we're going to show you six of them.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21Can you give us the English song we have translated into French, please?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23There's going to be six on each board,

0:19:23 > 0:19:2512 in all to have a go on at home, so best of luck.

0:19:25 > 0:19:26- So, these are our translations? - Yeah.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29They're not versions that The Beatles recorded?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31No, no, no, we've translated them...

0:19:31 > 0:19:33- Oh, I'm sure you would've... - We're not mucking about.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Oh, no, we wouldn't! Not with our lot.

0:19:36 > 0:19:40- Yeah, we got Big Steve to do it, and he's...- He's been to France.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42- Well, he's been to Calais. - Yeah, he went to Calais.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Did it on the way back.- Brilliant. - I think it's going to be fine.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47It's good to be great!

0:19:47 > 0:19:49OK, well, let's reveal our six Beatles songs.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Our first six Beatles songs in Big Steve's French.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11- I'll read those one last time. - It's good, isn't it?!

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Tim, which of those would you like to go for?

0:20:30 > 0:20:33I'm a big Beatles fan, so a lot of pressure.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35So, I'm going to go for Billet A Monter.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Probably got all that wrong. I think that's Ticket to Ride.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42Ticket to Ride, says Tim. Ticket to Ride. Let's see if that's right.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Let's see how many of our 100 people said Ticket to Ride.

0:20:46 > 0:20:47It's right.

0:20:51 > 0:20:5328.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55APPLAUSE

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Good answer, Tim.

0:20:56 > 0:20:5828 for Billet A Monter.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Yeah, number one single from 1965.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03- Wonderful.- Number un single.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05- Numero un.- Oui.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Oui, c'est ca!

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Bob, what are these French versions of Beatles songs

0:21:10 > 0:21:12in English?

0:21:12 > 0:21:17Avec Un Peu D'Aide De Mes Amis

0:21:17 > 0:21:20is, um, With a Little Help from My Friends.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23With a Little Help from My Friends, says Bob.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Let's see how many of our 100 people spotted that,

0:21:25 > 0:21:27With a Little Help from My Friends.

0:21:30 > 0:21:31It's right.

0:21:31 > 0:21:3428's our only score at this point.

0:21:34 > 0:21:3531. APPLAUSE

0:21:37 > 0:21:40- 31 for With a Little Help from My Friends.- Very well played, Bob.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43- That's beautiful in French, isn't it, that title?- Isn't it?

0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Avec Un Peu D'Aide De Mes Amis.- Lovely.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Now, Emily, that board is all yours.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51If you wanted to go through it, and fill in all the blanks for us.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55I always get mistaken for a French teacher because of my surname.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59- What's your surname?- De la Mer. - De la Mer?- Yeah.

0:21:59 > 0:22:05But I'm rubbish at French. Er, Voici Le Soleil, Here Comes the Sun.

0:22:07 > 0:22:12Lucy Dans Le Ciel Avec Des Diamants is Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14I can't make out the other two.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Number two is something to do with love, I assume.

0:22:16 > 0:22:20So I'm going to go with Here Comes the Sun, Voici Le Soleil.

0:22:20 > 0:22:21OK, Here Comes the Sun says Emily.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Let's see how many of our 100 people got that, Here Comes the Sun.

0:22:31 > 0:22:3340. 40 for Here Comes the Sun.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Tres bien. If I knew the French for,

0:22:39 > 0:22:42"Let's go through the board," I'd say it now.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43Let's go through the board.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47- Tout Que Vous Avez Besoin, C'est D'Amour.- All You Need Is Love.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51All You Need Is Love, yep. That would have scored 15.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54You're right about Lucy, that's Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57That would have scored 74. Still confusing some people.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00- And Hier, you just need to know what it means.- Yesterday.- Yesterday.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02And that would have scored 17.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05So the best answer on the board there is All You Need Is Love.

0:23:05 > 0:23:10- There we are.- A lot of tennis on today's show. Look, 40, 15, love.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14Amazing. Thank you very much indeed. We're halfway through the round.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Let's take a look at those scores. 28, Tim.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Again, the best score of the pass. Well done, you.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Up to 31 where we find Bob and George.

0:23:21 > 0:23:2340 is where we find Emily and Lara. Not that far ahead,

0:23:23 > 0:23:26but, Lara, let's have a low score from you on the next board, please.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28That should keep you in the game.

0:23:28 > 0:23:29We're going to come back down the line now.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:23:34 > 0:23:37OK, let's put six more Beatles songs in French up on the board.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Let's see what we've got. We've got...

0:23:53 > 0:23:56I'll read those all one last time.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10APPLAUSE Thank you very much indeed!

0:24:12 > 0:24:15So remember, we're looking for the titles of The Beatles' songs

0:24:15 > 0:24:19in English, represented by these French translations.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22Now, Lara, you are the high-scorers,

0:24:22 > 0:24:25so we need a good, low score from you.

0:24:25 > 0:24:30There's only one that I'm sure of and I know I think it's going

0:24:30 > 0:24:37to be high, and that's Bonjour Au Revoir - Hello, Goodbye.

0:24:37 > 0:24:38Hello, Goodbye says Lara.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40No red line for you as you're the high-scorers.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Let's see how many of our 100 people said Hello, Goodbye.

0:24:49 > 0:24:5065.

0:24:51 > 0:24:5565. That's a high score, though, takes your total up to 105.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Yeah, number one for seven weeks that was, across two years as well.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01Its original title, its working title, was Hello, Hello.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05Hello, Goodbye is kind of better, in a way. More of a story.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08- Mmm, more story.- Isn't it? - Definitely that.- Yeah.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Thank you very much, Richard. Now, George.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16I'm now realising that I should have had the other board.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20And that I should have studied harder in my French, but I do

0:25:20 > 0:25:23like The Beatles, so I will go for...

0:25:23 > 0:25:26The second one is A Day in the Life.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31A Day in the Life, says George. Here is your red line.

0:25:31 > 0:25:36If you can get below that with A Day in the Life,

0:25:36 > 0:25:39you're into the next round, into the head-to-head, but, "Is it right?"

0:25:39 > 0:25:42is the question. A Day in the Life, is it right?

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Oh, I'm sorry, George, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

0:25:47 > 0:25:51scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 131.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55- Mais, non, George, quel dommage! - Oui.

0:25:55 > 0:25:59- Mais non. Non.- Finis?- Finis.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02They now have it in French, don't they?

0:26:02 > 0:26:03There is Pointless in France now,

0:26:03 > 0:26:05- isn't there?- Oui.- Oui! - They call it...

0:26:05 > 0:26:08- FRENCH ACCENT:- ..Point-less. - Do they really?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10It's good, but you know in the French one,

0:26:10 > 0:26:12they don't have a me, they've only got a you?

0:26:12 > 0:26:15- I know, they've got some boy-band guy?- The Croatian one's got a me.

0:26:15 > 0:26:20- Wow.- They don't have a you, though.- Oh, really?- No.- Just a...no.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Well, you couldn't do without you.- Aw!

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Oh, I see. You couldn't do it without a me.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28No, no, no, I won't have that said.

0:26:28 > 0:26:33I mean, everyone says it, but I... I tend to stick up for you.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36- Oh, that's loyal. - Pas de problem.- Ah, oui, merci.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Aleisha.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41There's good news, which is that it doesn't matter what you score,

0:26:41 > 0:26:43but we are going to need an answer from you.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46I mean, you could, if you wanted to, talk us through that board

0:26:46 > 0:26:48and fill in all the blanks.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51The second one is something to do with playing a guitar.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54The third one might be A Day in the Life.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59The fourth one down, I think that might be Help!

0:26:59 > 0:27:02just because I think that has an exclamation mark after it,

0:27:02 > 0:27:04but I'm not sure,

0:27:04 > 0:27:07so I'm going to go with the fifth one down as Yellow Submarine.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09The Yellow Submarine. Sous-Marin Jaune.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11No red line for you, you're already through.

0:27:11 > 0:27:15Let's see how many of our 100 people said Yellow Submarine.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23There we are, 32.

0:27:23 > 0:27:24Not bad at all.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Takes your total up to a nice, round 60.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30Yeah, number one single in 1966. Very well done.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32- Mrs Steele will be very angry with me.- Your French teacher?

0:27:32 > 0:27:36Yeah, my French teacher would be very angry with me.

0:27:36 > 0:27:41- She'll be whatever the French for furious is!- Furious!- Rage!

0:27:41 > 0:27:45- Now, the top one is...- The Fool on the Hill.- ..The Fool on the Hill.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47That would have scored you eight points.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Tandis Que Ma Guitare Pleure Doucement.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51While My Guitar Gently Weeps.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53While My Guitar Gently Weeps, of course it is.

0:27:53 > 0:27:54It would have scored 21.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57- Dans Ma Vie.- In My Life.- In My Life.

0:27:57 > 0:28:0029. You're absolutely right about Au Secours!

0:28:00 > 0:28:01It's just Help!

0:28:01 > 0:28:04That would have scored you 18, so a lower-scoring board this time.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07- It was fun, that round, wasn't it? - Isn't it?- For most people.- Yeah.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10Miss Steele would have enjoyed that. She'd have been all over that.

0:28:10 > 0:28:13- Mrs Steele would have aced it, wouldn't she?- Absolutely.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16She'll be at home going, "C'est tres facile!"

0:28:16 > 0:28:20- "C'est TROP facile!" - "C'est trop facile!"

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Thank you very much indeed, so at the end of our second round,

0:28:22 > 0:28:25the pair we are saying goodbye to with their high score of 131,

0:28:25 > 0:28:27I'm sorry, Bob and George, it is you.

0:28:27 > 0:28:31However, I'm quite sure we'll see much, much more of you next time.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33- Thank you.- We'll come back stronger. Here's hoping.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36I have no doubt, but thanks very much in the meantime.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38Bob and George, wonderful contestants.

0:28:41 > 0:28:43But for Lara and Emily, Tim and Aleisha,

0:28:43 > 0:28:45it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53Very well done, Tim and Aleisha, Lara and Emily.

0:28:53 > 0:28:55You're now one step closer to the final

0:28:55 > 0:28:57and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:28:57 > 0:28:59which currently stands at £1,250.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05Well, you know the deal here.

0:29:05 > 0:29:07You can start playing as a team from here on in

0:29:07 > 0:29:10and the first team to win two questions will be going through

0:29:10 > 0:29:11to the final to play for that jackpot.

0:29:11 > 0:29:14Lara and Emily, you're standing in that very spot last time.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17Very best of luck. You are up against Tim and Aleisha,

0:29:17 > 0:29:19who've given us our only pointless answer this time.

0:29:19 > 0:29:22Actually, you've been our consistent low-scorers in each round.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25So, yes, you're going to have your work cut out, but it could happen.

0:29:25 > 0:29:28Best of luck to both players. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:29:39 > 0:29:41US female talk-show hosts, Richard.

0:29:41 > 0:29:44Yeah, we're going to should you five pictures now of US talk-show hosts.

0:29:44 > 0:29:47- Can you name the most obscure of these?- Thanks very much.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50Let's reveal our five pictures and here they are. We've got...

0:30:16 > 0:30:20There we are. Five female US talk-show hosts.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23Tim and Aleisha, you've been our low-scorers, so you will go first.

0:30:23 > 0:30:25Feel free to confer.

0:30:25 > 0:30:28- (D is Sally Jesse Raphael.- Yeah. - E is Chelsea Handler.)

0:30:28 > 0:30:30THEY CONFER

0:30:30 > 0:30:34- (Which one do you think?- I think D. - Sally Jesse Raphael?- Mmm.- OK.)

0:30:34 > 0:30:39So we think D is Sally Jesse Raphael.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Sally Jesse Raphael, you're saying, for D. Sally Jesse Raphael.

0:30:42 > 0:30:46Lara and Emily, do you want to have a shot at all the other ones?

0:30:46 > 0:30:49- Do you want to talk us through that board?- Yeah.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51A is Ellen DeGeneres,

0:30:51 > 0:30:53B is Tyra Banks,

0:30:53 > 0:30:55C is Oprah Winfrey

0:30:55 > 0:30:57and E is Chelsea Handler.

0:30:57 > 0:30:59Shall we go for Chelsea Handler?

0:30:59 > 0:31:02Yeah, I don't know if that screen to beat D, but...

0:31:02 > 0:31:04Yeah, we'll go E, Chelsea Handler.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07E, Chelsea Handler say Lara and Emily.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09So we have Sally Jesse Raphael and Chelsea Handler.

0:31:09 > 0:31:13Tim and Aleisha said Sally Jesse Raphael for D.

0:31:13 > 0:31:17Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20It's right.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Oh, that's a fantastic score!

0:31:29 > 0:31:327 for Sally Jesse Raphael.

0:31:32 > 0:31:33Very well done indeed.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36Now, Lara and Emily, meanwhile, have gone far Chelsea Handler for E.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38Let's see if that's right,

0:31:38 > 0:31:40let's see how many people said Chelsea Handler.

0:31:42 > 0:31:43It's right.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47It's a good answer.

0:31:47 > 0:31:48It's got to beat 7, though.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50Oh, look, and it does!

0:31:50 > 0:31:513 for Chelsea Handler!

0:31:53 > 0:31:56Very well done indeed, Lara and Emily.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58Yeah, you broke their serve there.

0:31:58 > 0:31:59After one question, you are up 1-0.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01Best two answers on the board as well,

0:32:01 > 0:32:04so well played, both teams there. Let's take a look at the scores

0:32:04 > 0:32:07for the others. You've given us all the names. It is Ellen DeGeneres, A.

0:32:07 > 0:32:11She would have scored you 55.

0:32:11 > 0:32:13Tyra Banks would have been a pretty good answer,

0:32:13 > 0:32:15she would have scored you 18.

0:32:15 > 0:32:20And the biggest scorer, of course, Oprah Winfrey, and she scored 87.

0:32:20 > 0:32:24Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So, here comes your second question.

0:32:24 > 0:32:25Tim and Aleisha, you have to win this one,

0:32:25 > 0:32:30but Lara and Emily get to answer first. So best of luck with that.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32Your second question is all about...

0:32:34 > 0:32:36Mmm! Strawberries.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38It's all about tennis today, isn't it?

0:32:38 > 0:32:41- Isn't it just? That's so weird! - Strawberries, Richard.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43We'll give you five clues now to facts about strawberries.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45Can you give us the most obscure answer?

0:32:45 > 0:32:48Let's reveal our five clues, and here they come.

0:32:48 > 0:32:49We have got...

0:33:12 > 0:33:15I'll read those one last time.

0:33:37 > 0:33:38Lara and Emily will go first.

0:33:38 > 0:33:39THEY CONFER

0:33:39 > 0:33:41(Is the last one John Lennon?)

0:33:41 > 0:33:43(I think... I don't know, it could be any of The Beatles.)

0:33:43 > 0:33:46- (He was the most... - He was killed in New York.)

0:33:46 > 0:33:48(What about the ice cream?)

0:33:48 > 0:33:53- (Neapolitan.- Oh, OK. - I'll let you decide.)

0:33:53 > 0:33:56Erm, we'll go for the last one, John Lennon.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59John Lennon for the Strawberry Fields memorial.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01Now then, Tim and Aleisha, do you want to talk us through that board

0:34:01 > 0:34:03and fill in all the blanks?

0:34:03 > 0:34:06So yeah, Eton mess we think is the first one,

0:34:06 > 0:34:09Boston strawberries, haven't got a clue.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11English city, again haven't got a clue.

0:34:11 > 0:34:13Next one is Neapolitan.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20We'll just say Eton mess for the top one.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22OK, you're going to go for Eton mess. Eton mess.

0:34:22 > 0:34:24OK, so we have John Lennon and Eton mess.

0:34:24 > 0:34:26Lara and Emily said John Lennon.

0:34:26 > 0:34:27Let's see if that's right,

0:34:27 > 0:34:30let's see how many of our 100 people agree with them.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33It's right.

0:34:35 > 0:34:3751.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41It's all right. Could be lower.

0:34:41 > 0:34:44Now, Tim and Aleisha have gone for Eton mess.

0:34:44 > 0:34:48Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Eton mess.

0:34:51 > 0:34:52It's right.

0:34:53 > 0:34:5562 for Eton mess.

0:34:57 > 0:35:00Which means, Lara and Emily, after only two questions

0:35:00 > 0:35:02you're straight through to the final, 2-0.

0:35:02 > 0:35:03Very well done indeed.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06There's three big answers up there and two low answers.

0:35:06 > 0:35:07Let's look through the big answers first.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10We've heard two of them. The other big answer is Neapolitan.

0:35:10 > 0:35:14It wouldn't have won you the point because it would have scored 53.

0:35:14 > 0:35:1753 for that one. These other two were the better answers.

0:35:17 > 0:35:18- The English city?- Cambridge.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20Cambridge, yeah, hosts the Strawberry Fair.

0:35:20 > 0:35:21Would've scored you five.

0:35:21 > 0:35:24- And Boston strawberries, do you know that?- I don't know that one.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26I didn't know that one. It is...

0:35:26 > 0:35:28Baked beans.

0:35:28 > 0:35:31It would have scored you two points. That's a good name.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34- I make start calling them Boston strawberries.- There you go.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37Imagine if you did that at a dinner party - "What are you having?"

0:35:37 > 0:35:40"For starter, we're having Boston strawberries on toast."

0:35:40 > 0:35:42- Hmm.- Mmm.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44Thanks very much indeed.

0:35:44 > 0:35:47So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:35:47 > 0:35:48what about that?

0:35:48 > 0:35:51Tim and Aleisha, you really couldn't have put a foot less wrong.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53I'll never eat a strawberry in the same way again.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56Or a baked bean, I should think, either!

0:35:56 > 0:35:58No, you've been fantastic. So strong all the way through.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01It's great news for us because we'll see you again next time

0:36:01 > 0:36:03when I'm sure you'll be in the head-to-head again

0:36:03 > 0:36:06and possibly even beyond, but thanks meantime very much for playing.

0:36:06 > 0:36:10We'll see you next time, Tim and Aleisha.

0:36:10 > 0:36:11Well done.

0:36:11 > 0:36:15But for Lara and Emily, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:36:19 > 0:36:21Very, very well done, Lara and Emily.

0:36:21 > 0:36:23You've fought off all the competition

0:36:23 > 0:36:25and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:36:32 > 0:36:34You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:36:34 > 0:36:38and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £1,250.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42What would you like to see come up in this last round?

0:36:42 > 0:36:45Films. Sitcoms?

0:36:45 > 0:36:47- Yeah, especially Friends.- OK.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49- Music.- Music.

0:36:49 > 0:36:53Well, let's hope there's something up there you like the look of.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56Today's selection reads like this...

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Op... Ooh! Opera!

0:37:07 > 0:37:09What would Midnight Movies be,

0:37:09 > 0:37:12- movies with the word "midnight" or something?- Maybe, yeah.

0:37:12 > 0:37:16- Albums From The... - How good are you with opera, though?

0:37:16 > 0:37:19I've just started! I know some operas.

0:37:19 > 0:37:24- Do you want to go with Midnight Movies?- Yeah, go on.

0:37:24 > 0:37:27- We'll go Midnight Movies.- OK, Midnight Movies. Midnight Movies.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29The very best of luck.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32We're looking for anyone credited in any of the following three

0:37:32 > 0:37:34movies, please, according to IMDb.

0:37:34 > 0:37:38We're looking for anybody credited as acting in Midnight Run

0:37:38 > 0:37:43from 1988, anyone who acted in Midnight in Paris from 2011

0:37:43 > 0:37:46or anyone from Midnight Cowboy from 1969.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48So anyone with an acting credit according to

0:37:48 > 0:37:51IMDb in any of those three films. Very best of luck.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53Thanks very much indeed. Now, as always,

0:37:53 > 0:37:56you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers and all you

0:37:56 > 0:37:59need to win the jackpot is for just one of your answers to be pointless.

0:37:59 > 0:38:04- Are you ready?- Yes.- OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06There they are. Your time starts now.

0:38:06 > 0:38:07OK, I don't know any of them.

0:38:07 > 0:38:10Midnight in Paris, that's got Tom Hiddleston in it.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13- He plays F Scott Fitzgerald, I think.- Right.

0:38:13 > 0:38:15It's got...

0:38:17 > 0:38:20..Owen Wilson, but that will be high.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23I think it's got Rachel McAdams or someone like that.

0:38:23 > 0:38:28Who's that woman, she was in Titanic and she plays, you know,

0:38:28 > 0:38:29the lady in Titanic?

0:38:29 > 0:38:33- Kathy Bates?- Kathy Bates, I think she's in Midnight in Paris.- Right.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36Midnight Cowboy, is that...?

0:38:36 > 0:38:38Who's Angelina Jolie's dad?

0:38:38 > 0:38:41- Jon Voight.- Jon Voight's in it, but that's going to be high.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43Do you want to just take all three from...?

0:38:43 > 0:38:45OK, so Kathy Bates,

0:38:45 > 0:38:46Tom Hiddleston...

0:38:50 > 0:38:53- Owen Wilson would be too high.- Yeah.

0:38:53 > 0:38:54Pick an actor.

0:38:54 > 0:38:56Ten seconds left.

0:38:56 > 0:38:57Just pick an actor.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01Take one from Midnight... Take Jon Voight.

0:39:01 > 0:39:04That'll be high, OK, but Jon Voight. That'll be high. Yeah.

0:39:06 > 0:39:08OK, that's your time up. I now need your three answers

0:39:08 > 0:39:10- and if you say which film you're talking about.- OK.

0:39:10 > 0:39:12Midnight in Paris.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14Midnight in Paris, you're going to go for...?

0:39:14 > 0:39:15- Kathy Bates.- Kathy Bates.

0:39:15 > 0:39:18- And Tom Hiddleston. - And Tom Hiddleston.

0:39:18 > 0:39:21- And Midnight Cowboy, Jon Voight. - Jon Voight.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:23 > 0:39:26- Tom Hiddleston, I think. - Tom Hiddleston, we'll put last.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28- Least likely to be pointless? - Jon Voight.

0:39:28 > 0:39:29Jon Voight, we'll put first.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32OK, well, let's pop those up on the board in that order, then,

0:39:32 > 0:39:33and here they are.

0:39:33 > 0:39:36We've got Jon Voight, we've got Kathy Bates

0:39:36 > 0:39:38and we've got Tom Hiddleston. Well, very, very best of luck.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41Three good answers on the board, there.

0:39:41 > 0:39:43Let's hope one of those at least is pointless

0:39:43 > 0:39:44and will win that jackpot for you.

0:39:44 > 0:39:481,250 quid, that's quite a nice jackpot to be taking home.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50What would you do with your share of that, Lara?

0:39:50 > 0:39:54I've always wanted to go to New York and I've started saving,

0:39:54 > 0:39:57so this would complete my savings and help me get there.

0:39:57 > 0:39:58Emily, how about you?

0:39:58 > 0:40:00Erm, I'd love to do a last family holiday

0:40:00 > 0:40:03cos all my family are growing up and moving away

0:40:03 > 0:40:06so it would be nice for us to go away somewhere for a bit.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09Very nice. OK, well, as I say, very best of luck.

0:40:09 > 0:40:10Your first answer was Jon Voight.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13In this case, we were looking for cast members of Midnight Cowboy.

0:40:13 > 0:40:15This was probably your least confident shot

0:40:15 > 0:40:17at a pointless answer.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20Remember, only one of these has to be pointless for you to win

0:40:20 > 0:40:22that jackpot, but Jon Voight, if he is pointless,

0:40:22 > 0:40:24it'll win you £1,250.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26Let's see how many people said Jon Voight.

0:40:28 > 0:40:32It's right. Now all it has to be is pointless.

0:40:32 > 0:40:36If Jon Voight takes you down to 0, you will leave with £1,250.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38Down we go through the 20s...

0:40:38 > 0:40:39Oh, 25.

0:40:43 > 0:40:44Not a pointless answer,

0:40:44 > 0:40:46but Jon Voight was only filling a place for you, there.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48It was either Jon Voight or Owen Wilson.

0:40:48 > 0:40:52- I think you'd be very surprised if either of those was pointless.- Yeah.

0:40:52 > 0:40:55We now, though, move onto very, very solid ground.

0:40:55 > 0:40:59Kathy Bates was your next answer. We move to Midnight in Paris.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02We're looking for cast members from that. Kathy Bates.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05If this is pointless, it'll win you £1,250.

0:41:05 > 0:41:07Let's see how many people said Kathy Bates.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12It's right.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14You weren't entirely sure if Kathy Bates was going to be

0:41:14 > 0:41:16a correct answer, but it must certainly is.

0:41:16 > 0:41:19Jon Voight was correct and took us down to 25.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21Kathy Bates taking us down through single figures, down we go,

0:41:21 > 0:41:23still going down...

0:41:23 > 0:41:27We've done it! Very well done indeed.

0:41:27 > 0:41:28Very well done.

0:41:28 > 0:41:31- Thank you so much.- Superb.

0:41:31 > 0:41:32Very good.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36Well, what about that?

0:41:36 > 0:41:39New York, here we come! Family holiday, here we come!

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Kathy Bates was a pointless answer.

0:41:41 > 0:41:44It wins you that jackpot of £1,250.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46Very well done, Lara and Emily.

0:41:46 > 0:41:48APPLAUSE

0:41:51 > 0:41:52Brilliant performance.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55You've been great throughout two shows now, so it's well earned.

0:41:55 > 0:41:58Congratulations. Kathy Bates plays Gertrude Stein in that film.

0:41:58 > 0:42:00As you say, Tom Hiddleston plays F Scott Fitzgerald

0:42:00 > 0:42:02and he was also a pointless answer.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04APPLAUSE

0:42:07 > 0:42:10Let's take a look at the pointless answers for Midnight Run first.

0:42:10 > 0:42:11It's a great film, Midnight Run.

0:42:14 > 0:42:18All actors you would recognise if you see their faces.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21Everyone in that film apart from Robert De Niro, Yaphet Kotto,

0:42:21 > 0:42:23Robert Miranda, the wonderful Charles Grodin,

0:42:23 > 0:42:25Jack Kehoe and John Ashton.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Everyone else was pointless.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29Let's take a look at Midnight in Paris.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32Adrien Brody is a pointless answer, he plays Salvador Dali in that film.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35There's Kathy Bates, Marion Cotillard is a pointless answer,

0:42:35 > 0:42:37Michael Sheen is a pointless answer.

0:42:37 > 0:42:39Everyone pointless in that film apart from Owen Wilson,

0:42:39 > 0:42:42who you mentioned, Rachel McAdams who you also mentioned,

0:42:42 > 0:42:44and Carla Bruni are the only ones who scored points.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46Midnight Cowboy...

0:42:50 > 0:42:53Everyone in that film apart from Jon Voight and Dustin Hoffman.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55Everybody else was a pointless answer.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57Well done if you got any of those at home.

0:42:57 > 0:42:58Congratulations, Lara and Emily,

0:42:58 > 0:43:00been a pleasure having you on the show.

0:43:00 > 0:43:01Thanks very much, Richard.

0:43:01 > 0:43:04Thanks once again to our winning players, Lara and Emily,

0:43:04 > 0:43:07who go away with today's jackpot of £1,250.

0:43:11 > 0:43:14Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge

0:43:14 > 0:43:15to the test on Pointless.

0:43:15 > 0:43:17- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:19 > 0:43:21APPLAUSE