Episode 22

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0:00:21 > 0:00:23Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

0:00:23 > 0:00:25and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:25 > 0:00:28the game where we aim for the obscure and we ignore the obvious.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Couple number one.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Hi, I'm Sally. This is my partner, Alan.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38And we're from Newquay.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Couple number two.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Hi, my name is Phil. This is my granddaughter, Polly.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44- And we're from Cambridgeshire. - Couple number three.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Hi, I'm Gavin. This is Luke, he's my old boss.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48We both come from London.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50And finally, couple number four.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53I'm Pippa. This is my housemate, Susie, and we're from North London.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55And these are today's contestants.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Thanks very much, all of you. A very warm welcome.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02We'll find out more about you throughout the show as

0:01:02 > 0:01:05it goes along. So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08His knowledge is as flawless as his complexion,

0:01:08 > 0:01:11it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13- Hiya. - APPLAUSE

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Hi, everybody.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18You know what, a lot of my knowledge is very similar to my complexion

0:01:18 > 0:01:20in that it's made up.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22LAUGHING: Yeah.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Applied.- Applied, yeah.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Now, we've got one pair returning from our last show.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28It was fun, that last show.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Su and Pippa are back. They got knocked out in the head-to-head.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35They suffered the ignominy of being knocked out on a round about chairs.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39- I know.- An exciting round. A very, very exciting round.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Tough to lose on a question about chairs.- Yeah.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Especially as Aled, who beat them, is a school caretaker.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48So, I mean, come on. Specialist knowledge.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Lovely Steve and Aled got through to the jackpot round.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52They had a question on boxers,

0:01:52 > 0:01:54and Aled really knew his stuff on boxers, actually.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58But gave us a very, very obscure boxer but with the wrong first name.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Got exactly the right surname. Wrong first name.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02So missed out on the jackpot, unfortunately.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05I say unfortunately, you lot are delighted. I know that.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07And it's always worth noting when we've got a

0:02:07 > 0:02:09grandparent-grandchild relationship on the show.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12We always love that. So welcome along to Polly and Phil.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Thanks.- Very nice. Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18As you've gathered, Aled and Steve didn't win the jackpot last time.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20So we add another £1,000 to that.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23So today's jackpot starts off at £2,000. There we are.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26APPLAUSE

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37I say it every time, just so people don't forget.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39But here is the cardinal rule of Pointless.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42The pair with the highest score at the end of each round

0:02:42 > 0:02:46will be eliminated. Best of luck to all four pairs.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Our first category this afternoon is...

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Famous People.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03OK, and the question concerns...

0:03:07 > 0:03:10People Who Share Their Names With UK Prime Ministers. Richard.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13We're going to show you a series of pairs of surnames now.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15The first in the pair is a UK prime minister.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18The second in the pair is a famous person. But they share a first name.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Can you tell us what that first name is, please?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Seven pairs on the first board, seven on the second.

0:03:23 > 0:03:2514 in all to have a go at at home. Very good luck.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Thank you very much. OK.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29We are looking for the first name shared by these people.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31One of whom is a prime minister.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Here's our first board of seven. We have...

0:03:46 > 0:03:48I'll read those one last time.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Wilson Pinter. There's a jazz musician, isn't there?

0:04:01 > 0:04:02RICHARD LAUGHS

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- And on cornet...- Mr Wilson Pinter.

0:04:05 > 0:04:10MIMICS PLAYING CORNET

0:04:13 > 0:04:15MIMICS APPLAUSE

0:04:15 > 0:04:19APPLAUSE

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Now, Sally, welcome to Pointless.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Hiya.- Lovely to have you here from Newquay, in Cornwall.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- We are indeed. - And what do you do down there?

0:04:26 > 0:04:31- I'm semi-retired but also an artist. - What medium do you work in?

0:04:31 > 0:04:34I work with brightly coloured plastic which I bend

0:04:34 > 0:04:36and make installations from.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37So how do you make the plastic?

0:04:37 > 0:04:43I use a heat-gun and then I heat it and bend it,

0:04:43 > 0:04:45fasten it together and use copper wiring.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48My last piece was hanging across two rooms.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Amazing. So they're pretty large scale?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- They can be, yeah.- Now, Sally.- Yeah.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55This feels like quite a nice round, doesn't it?

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- I can cope with this. - Happy with this?- Yeah.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02I'm going to go for Alec for Douglas-Home and Guinness.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03OK. Alec Douglas-Home, Alec Guinness.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Let's see if that's right.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:05:13 > 0:05:1450.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16APPLAUSE

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Not bad. Halfway down the column.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Good start to the round.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Yeah, he was prime minister for 363 days, Alec Douglas-Home.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Oh!- Just short of a year.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Thank you, Richard. Now, Phil. Welcome to Pointless.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Lovely to have you here. What do you do, Phil?

0:05:31 > 0:05:35I'm a retired IT consultant. But I'm also a magistrate.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38When did you get onto the bench? That's what you say, isn't it?

0:05:38 > 0:05:39I retired quite early.

0:05:39 > 0:05:44Being made redundant sort of concentrated my mind.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Then when I had more time, I became a magistrate.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- How often do you sit? - Two or three times a month.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Then there's some other duties as well.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54That's nice. And what else do you fill your retirement with?

0:05:54 > 0:05:58I'm keen on sport. But these days, it's mostly just watching.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Bit of cricket, bit of rugby.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Very good. OK, what would you like to go for on this board?

0:06:03 > 0:06:07I think I'll go for the next one down.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Arthur Wellesley and Conan Doyle.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13OK, Wellesley, Conan Doyle. Phil is saying Arthur.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Let's see how many of our 100 people got Arthur.

0:06:21 > 0:06:2266.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25APPLAUSE

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Yeah, better known

0:06:28 > 0:06:30as the Duke of Wellington, Arthur Wellesley.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Funnily enough, Conan Doyle was in a cricket team.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35He was in one of the very first celebrity cricket teams.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39JM Barrie was in the team, PG Wodehouse played for the team.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Jerome K Jerome played for the team.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Dale Winton scoring as well, which was nice.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Very nice. There we are. Thank you very much indeed.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Now then. Luke, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52What do you do, Luke?

0:06:52 > 0:06:56- I work in the civil service. - I see. And you were Gavin's boss?

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- I was.- Does that mean you've moved on or does that mean he's moved on?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01No, we moved Gav on.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03LAUGHTER

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Which department of the civil service?

0:07:05 > 0:07:08I work in renewable energy, so wind farms and so on.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- You're on the side of the good guys. - That's right. Yeah.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Luke, what are your interests? - I've got three kiddies at home,

0:07:14 > 0:07:16so quite a busy man in terms of family life.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18In terms of interests,

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Gav and I enjoy a bit of karaoke every now and then.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24What's your song, Luke?

0:07:24 > 0:07:25I'm a big My Way fan.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- My Way.- I do like a bit of My Way. - OK. Very good.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Now, Luke, is this going your way? Do you see what I did there?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- That was really good. - That was good. I mean...

0:07:36 > 0:07:38LAUGHTER

0:07:38 > 0:07:43I think I'll go for the top one, which is William.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45William for Gladstone and Shatner.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Let's see how many of our 100 people said William.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Well, 66 is our hi...

0:07:51 > 0:07:5382.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56APPLAUSE

0:07:56 > 0:07:5982. I'm guessing that's all Shatner, isn't it?

0:07:59 > 0:08:02I can't imagine William Gladstone was a big draw there.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05I think he might be the only famous Shatner in the world.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Thank you very much, Richard. Now, Pippa.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Welcome back.- Hello. Thank you. - Head-to-head last time.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11- Yes.- Pippa, remind us what you do.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14I do American studies at the University of Manchester.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17- And you've got one more year to go? - Yeah, I'm going into my final year.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21That's right. After you finish, what do you think you're going to do?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Has America piqued your interest?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Yes, I definitely want to go over there.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27I'd love to be a journalist over there, foreign correspondent,

0:08:27 > 0:08:29something like that.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- That would be quite fun.- Yeah. - That would be quite fun.

0:08:31 > 0:08:36- And what are your interests, Pippa? - I collect phone cases.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Yeah, I collect phone chargers as well, but it's not...

0:08:38 > 0:08:40LAUGHTER

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- I mean, you deliberately collect? - Oh, yeah.- I see. OK. That's fun.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45I have a boxful in our house, phone cases.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49- And as I get a new phone, the old ones become obsolete.- Good stuff.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52OK, Pippa, this board is all yours. Do you want to talk us through it?

0:08:52 > 0:08:55I can talk you through the two I think I know.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59I think Major, McEnroe would be John McEnroe.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Or Campbell-Bannerman, Ford would be Harrison Ford.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04They're the only two I know.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08So I think I will go with Harrison Ford.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Harrison Ford and Harrison Campbell-Bannerman.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Let's see how many of our 100 people said Harrison.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Oh, no.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I fear it's the wrong Ford.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20I'm sorry, Pippa. That scored you 100 points.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Yeah, I'm afraid Harrison Campbell-Bannerman is

0:09:24 > 0:09:25a firm of solicitors in Stirling.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28LAUGHTER

0:09:28 > 0:09:31It's not Harrison Ford. It is...

0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Oh sorry. Henry Ford.- Henry Ford and Henry Campbell-Bannerman.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37That would've scored you 15. You were right about Major and McEnroe.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Of course it's John.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Big scorer, though. Would've scored you 73.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Wilson and Pinter.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44- Harold.- Is Harold.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Harold Wilson, Harold Pinter. 79 points for that.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51- And Grey and Dance.- Charles.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Charles. Of course it is. 48 points.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Charles Grey of course being Earl Grey,

0:09:55 > 0:09:57who the tea was named after.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Three of our 100 people said Christian Grey for that one.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02LAUGHTER Really?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Thank you. We're halfway through the round.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08What about this? 50 is the lowest score of the round, Sally.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Hats off to you.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Up to 66, Phil and Polly looking good as well.

0:10:12 > 0:10:1682, Luke and Gavin. Not the highest scorers because,

0:10:16 > 0:10:18I'm afraid, Pippa and Su, that is you.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Yeah.- You're not way ahead though. Just 18 behind.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- So, Su, a very low score from you...- Right.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24..could keep you in the game.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Best of luck with that. We'll come back down the line now.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Can the second players step up to the podium?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34OK, we're going to put seven more pairs of surnames up on the board.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Here they come.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38We've got...

0:10:46 > 0:10:48I'll read those all one last time.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58These are all jazz musicians, aren't they? This lot.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00There we go. Now, Su, welcome back.

0:11:00 > 0:11:06- Remind us what you do.- I work for The Tutor Trust in the third sector.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09That's right. And you have literally just graduated, haven't you?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11- I have.- Reading classics.- Yep.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13That's right. What are your interests, Su?

0:11:13 > 0:11:18I used to be chair of the Manchester Pantomime Society.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Wow. And that's now behind you?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22LAUGHTER

0:11:22 > 0:11:26I was also the back end of the panto horse for three years running.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28- That's fun.- Starring role.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31So do you have a lifelong fascination and

0:11:31 > 0:11:34- enthusiasm for pantomime, do you? - I do.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Very good. Su, what would you like to go for on this board?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39We need a low score from you.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43I only know the highest scoring so...

0:11:43 > 0:11:46The top one, Tony Blair.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48The first name that is shared by those pairs of people,

0:11:48 > 0:11:51one of whom is a prime minister, is Tony.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53No red line for you as you are the high scorers.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Let's see how far down the column you get with

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Tony Bennett, Tony Blair.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01It's right.

0:12:01 > 0:12:0381. I tell you what...

0:12:03 > 0:12:07APPLAUSE Not as high as Gladstone, Shatner.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11Tony Blair - prime minister, Tony Bennett - celebrity.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12- There we go. Gavin.- Hello.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Welcome to Pointless. Good to have you here.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17So tell me, what was Luke like as a boss?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Oh, he was...good.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21LAUGHTER

0:12:21 > 0:12:22He was great. He was great.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Yeah. And you're also a civil servant?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- I am also a civil servant. - Which department are you in?

0:12:27 > 0:12:31- I work in HM Treasury.- See, that's quite exciting, isn't it?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- It is, yeah.- Very close to the flame there, aren't you?

0:12:34 > 0:12:39Yeah. I'm also the project manager for the budget statement.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42So you mastermind everything from the line-up outside Number 11.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Not quite. I certainly help with the logistics.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Would you be able to slip something into the text of the budget

0:12:48 > 0:12:49- without him knowing? - LAUGHTER

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Cos that would be fun. - It would be a career-limiting move.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54- Yeah. - LAUGHTER

0:12:54 > 0:12:56It would be cool, wouldn't it?

0:12:56 > 0:13:01"There will also be an income rate of 4% for people called Gavin."

0:13:01 > 0:13:03LAUGHTER

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Yeah, well. Now, Gavin, you're on 82.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Quite simply, you have to score 98 or less.

0:13:09 > 0:13:14OK, I think I would like to go with Clement

0:13:14 > 0:13:16for Clement Attlee, Clement Freud.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18The Clements. OK. Let's see. Here is your red line.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21If you get below that, you're through to the next round.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Let's see how many of our 100 people said Clement.

0:13:25 > 0:13:26Absolutely right.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31There you go. 49.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33APPLAUSE

0:13:33 > 0:13:34131 is your total.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Well played, Gavin. Yeah, Clement Attlee, Clement Freud.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Four people said Sigmund, which is not a terrible mistake, but...

0:13:42 > 0:13:43I suppose not, really.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Sigmund Attlee was not a prime minister.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47That sounds like an aeroplane.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51- Sigmund Attlee.- Yeah, they've got one of those at Duxford.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53They have, yeah. One of the early Sigmund Attlees.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Yeah, it's beautiful. Fully restored Sigmund Attlee.- Yeah.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Thank you very much. Now, Polly. Welcome to the show.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Lovely to have you here. - Thanks.- From Cambridgeshire.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04- What do you do, Polly? - I'm a student in hotel management.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06What stage are you at in your hotel management?

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I'm just about to start the course.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10I've done my level-three in hospitality.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Do you pass with four or five stars or...?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Yeah, distinction, star, distinction, star.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- See, that is very good.- Yeah.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18So you're just about to start the next level, which is

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- more specific management, is it? - Yeah, it's two years

0:14:21 > 0:14:25and I go to four different hotels to do work experience.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- So a pretty major practical element to it.- Yes.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29- That's quite fun then.- Yes.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32So do you feel a little bit like the hotel inspector then

0:14:32 > 0:14:33when you go around?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36A little bit. But, yeah, I'm looking forward to it.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Yeah, I bet. That sounds great.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Very exciting. OK. There you are on 66.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43It doesn't matter what you score, you'll be through to the next round.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Yes.- Even if you score 100 points. But...

0:14:46 > 0:14:48There are some nice low scores on there.

0:14:48 > 0:14:53I think I'm going to go for the second one down, which is Margaret.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Margaret Atwood, Margaret Thatcher. Let's see if that's right.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57No red line, you're already through.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Let's see how many people said Margaret.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03It's right.

0:15:03 > 0:15:0474.

0:15:04 > 0:15:0774. Taking your total up to 140.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10Yeah. Very well played.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14Conservative prime minister, Booker Prize winner, in that order.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15There we are.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Alan. Welcome. Lovely to have you here.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21From Cornwall. But originally from South Shields.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22South Shields, yeah.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24When did you move out of South Shields?

0:15:24 > 0:15:27A long time ago. 1968.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30- And straight to Cornwall?- No, no.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Via London, Manchester, Sheffield etc.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35I've been on that train, yep.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37LAUGHTER

0:15:37 > 0:15:38What do you do, Alan?

0:15:38 > 0:15:40I'm a writer and blues musician.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42What do you play?

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Harmonica.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Oh, fantastic. Have you brought any with you?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48No, I was playing last night in Camden, but I didn't...

0:15:48 > 0:15:51You haven't brought any... HE SIGHS

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- He hasn't brought his harp. - I can't believe it.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55I know you were playing with Robinson Forsythe

0:15:55 > 0:15:58and Churchill Graham last night, weren't you?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Yeah. Do you have a band that you play with or do you...?

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Like I say, I used to play for money. But that was a while ago.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07I play in a duo occasionally now.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09- For charity events and stuff like that.- Wonderful.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Now, good news, Alan. It doesn't matter what you score.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15This is your board. Your moment of glory, Alan.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Do you want to fill in all the blanks for us?- OK.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Well, from the bottom up.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Winston.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25The next one up, I think, is Frederick.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30I don't know the Perceval, Davis one at all.

0:16:30 > 0:16:35The one I'm going to go for is Stanley Baldwin and Stanley Kubrick.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Stanley, says Alan. Again, no red line as you are already through.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41But let's see how many of our 100 people said Stanley.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45It's right.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47That's a good answer.

0:16:47 > 0:16:4861. Very well done.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Lovely, consistent low scoring.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52111 is your total.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Well played, Alan.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Now, I'm surprised you didn't know Perceval and Davis.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Davis is a harmonica player. He is.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03As well as a guitarist and singer.

0:17:03 > 0:17:04- Spencer.- Spencer Davis.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06And Spencer Perceval, of course.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08The only UK prime minister to be assassinated.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Which you must always remember for pub quizzes.

0:17:11 > 0:17:1216 points for that one.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16Robinson and Forsyth, you were absolutely correct, was Frederick.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20It would have scored you 15. 41 of our 100 said Bruce.

0:17:20 > 0:17:2241. 41.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25They did.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27I mean, you occasionally get one or two wrong answers,

0:17:27 > 0:17:29but 41 is going it some.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Churchill and Graham is Winston, as you say.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34It would've scored you 66.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36So best answer on the board is Frederick.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40At the end of our first round, I'm so sorry,

0:17:40 > 0:17:42this wasn't on the script at all.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45But it is. It's our head-to-headers from last time we have to send home.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48The wonderful Su and Pippa. Far too early to be saying goodbye to you.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50But thank you so much for coming to play.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53I'm sorry that was such a tough round for you. Su and Pippa.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55APPLAUSE

0:17:55 > 0:17:59But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Well done, everyone, we've made it through to Round Two.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Very impressive indeed.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10You have seen off our only returning pair.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Our category for Round Two this afternoon is...

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Pop Music.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Can you all decide in your pairs who is going to go first and second?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Whoever's first, please step up to the podium.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...

0:18:37 > 0:18:42Artists who had the biggest selling albums of the 2010s. Richard.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Yeah, in June 2015, the Official Charts Company released

0:18:45 > 0:18:48their list of the top 40 bestselling albums of the 2010s so far

0:18:48 > 0:18:52in the UK. We just need the name of any artist who has an album

0:18:52 > 0:18:54on that list, please. Up to June 2015.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Very, very best of luck.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Very good indeed. Now, Alan.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Mumford and Sons.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Mumford and Sons, says Alan. Let's see if that's right.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Let's see how many of our 100 people said Mumford and Sons.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12It's right.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Look at that. 4.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Very, very well done indeed.

0:19:23 > 0:19:254 for Mumford and Sons.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Well played, Alan.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Yeah, they've got two albums on that list, in fact, Mumford and Sons.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now then, Phil.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Yes. Um...

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Not good. Pharrell Williams.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Pharrell Williams, says Phil.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53I have no idea why not. But there we are.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55That is an incorrect answer, I'm sorry.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57It's a very good wrong answer.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59He's had such a huge hit singles, Pharrell Williams.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Some of the biggest songs of the century, easily.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05But, yeah, hasn't quite released that one album that sold that

0:20:05 > 0:20:06many copies, I'm afraid.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Thanks very much indeed.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Now then, Luke.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Lady Gaga.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Lady Gaga, says Luke. Let's see if that's right.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Let's see how many of our 100 people said Lady Gaga.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20It's right.

0:20:25 > 0:20:2713 for Lady Gaga.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29APPLAUSE

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Again, she's got two albums on the list. The Fame and Born This Way.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Thanks very much. Halfway through the round.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Let's take a look at those scores once again.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42First podium, lovely. Exemplary low scoring.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Clever answer there, Alan. 4 is your score.

0:20:45 > 0:20:4713 is where we find Luke and Gavin.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Then up to 100, I'm sorry, Phil and Polly.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Nothing wrong with that answer. It just happened to be wrong.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Polly, you are going to have to find a low score on the next pass.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Good luck with that.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Remember, Gavin, we are looking for the names of any artist who

0:21:05 > 0:21:09had one of the biggest selling albums of the 2010s so far.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11OK...

0:21:12 > 0:21:14I'll go with Rihanna.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18Rihanna, says Gavin. 86 is what you want to score. 86 or less.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20There is your red line.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Get below that with Rihanna, you are into the head-to-head.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24How many people said Rihanna?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29It's right.

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Well done.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32And you are through.

0:21:34 > 0:21:35Not bad. 15 for Rihanna.

0:21:35 > 0:21:3828 is your total.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Another artist with two albums on the list.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43One of which, Loud, was number seven on the list.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Seventh bestselling album of the noughties up to that point.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49And Talk That Talk as well was in that top 40.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Thank you very much indeed. Now, Polly.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53Yes.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56I think I'm going to go with Adele.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Adele, says Polly. Surely, Adele.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01No red line for you though as you are at the highest scorers.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03But let's see how far down the column we get with Adele.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07It's right.

0:22:11 > 0:22:1429.

0:22:14 > 0:22:15129 is your total.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18That's another good answer.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21She's got two on the list, one of which is 21, which is

0:22:21 > 0:22:22number one on the list.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25The biggest selling album of the 2010s so far.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28But the other one is her debut album, 19, which is

0:22:28 > 0:22:31number 11 on the list despite the fact it was released in 2008.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34It had two years of sales before it even counted to this list.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36- Wow.- She's sold a lot of records.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40She has. Thank you very much indeed. Now, Sally, I've got very good news.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- Once again, it doesn't matter what you score...- Oh, really?

0:22:43 > 0:22:44..you are through.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47I bet you've got a good answer. It looks like you've got a good answer.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50- I can gamble then.- You can.- Hosier.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Hosier. Hosier, says Sally.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55No red line for you. You are already through.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Let's see how many of our 100 people said Hosier.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- Oh!- Well, a fun gamble, I'm afraid.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05That one didn't pay off, but if you are through anyway.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08It scores you 100 points. Takes your total up to 104.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Worth the risk. Certainly has had one of the bestselling

0:23:10 > 0:23:12singles of the 2010s with Take Me To Church.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14But not one of the bestselling albums as yet.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15That could all change, of course.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18There are no pointless answers at all. Oh, yes, go on.

0:23:18 > 0:23:23- I'm torn between SuBo, Susan Boyle...- Yep.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27And let's go with Emeli Sande.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31- Which would you like to go for? - I will go for...

0:23:31 > 0:23:34- Susan Boyle. Come on, let's do it. - You're going to go for Susan Boyle?

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Yes, come on!- OK, well, I tell you for a fact that Emeli Sande had the

0:23:37 > 0:23:39fourth biggest selling album of the 2010s.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41- Right.- So she is on the list.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43And she would've scored you 1 point.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!- Oh, no. Yep.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Susan Boyle...- Yeah. Not on the list?- ..is not on the list.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Would've scored you 100 points. - There we go.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52There we go. You and me, Phil.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54There are no pointless answers at all.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56So Emeli Sande a particularly good answer.

0:23:56 > 0:23:591 point also for Alicia Keys, Bon Jovi and Pink.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Paolo Nutini also 1 point.

0:24:01 > 0:24:042 points for Plan B, Eminem, Lana Del Rey, Katy Perry,

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Kings Of Leon.

0:24:06 > 0:24:093 points for Bruno Mars and George Ezra.

0:24:09 > 0:24:124 points for Calvin Harris, Michael Buble,

0:24:12 > 0:24:14who had the third biggest selling album of the 2010s -

0:24:14 > 0:24:16his Christmas album.

0:24:16 > 0:24:195 points for Ellie Goulding, Florence And The Machine.

0:24:19 > 0:24:216 points for Jessie J and Amy Winehouse.

0:24:21 > 0:24:246 points also for someone who's got three albums on this list.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27There's only two acts who've got three albums on the list.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29One is One Direction. The other, Olly Murs.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Olly Murs, wow! - Olly Murs, can you believe it?

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Isn't that impressive? He would've scored you 6 points.

0:24:34 > 0:24:358 for Sam Smith.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37You'd have got 11 points for Coldplay.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Take That, who had the second biggest selling album of the 2010s

0:24:40 > 0:24:42up to that point, would've scored you 18.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Let's take a look at the top three.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Ed Sheeran, who had the fifth and sixth biggest sellers.

0:24:47 > 0:24:5020 points. 21 for One Direction.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52And we already know the top, it's Adele with 29.

0:24:52 > 0:24:56Thank you. At the end of our second round, the pair we are saying

0:24:56 > 0:24:58goodbye to, I'm afraid, it's Polly and Phil.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01We discovered, didn't we, what a minefield that was.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03You'll be back next time. We'll look forward to that.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Meantime, thanks very much, Polly and Phil.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07- APPLAUSE - Thank you.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Very, very well done, Gavin and Luke, Alan and Sally,

0:25:19 > 0:25:21you are now one step closer to the final and a chance to

0:25:21 > 0:25:25play for that jackpot which currently stands at £2,000.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29There we are. APPLAUSE

0:25:29 > 0:25:31But the big thing is, from now on, you're a team.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33You can confer before giving your answers.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37Actually, Alan and Sally,

0:25:37 > 0:25:41you've been consistently our low scorers in each round.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Then, Sally, you took a brilliant punt with Hosier. Very good.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Good answer.- It was wrong.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Well, I know...

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- There are degrees of wrongness, and that was a good wrong.- Thank you.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Gavin and Luke, you haven't put a foot wrong at all either.

0:25:54 > 0:25:55But you are now our low scorers,

0:25:55 > 0:25:57which means you have a very slight advantage here.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00But I'd be interested to see how it pans out.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:26:07 > 0:26:11Here comes your first question. And it concerns...

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Famous People Born In India. Richard.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19We're going to show you five pictures now of famous people who

0:26:19 > 0:26:22were born in India. Can you identify the most obscure of these, please?

0:26:22 > 0:26:25OK, let's reveal our five people. And here they are.

0:26:25 > 0:26:26We have...

0:26:46 > 0:26:50Now, Gavin and Luke, you're our low scorers, so you'll go first.

0:26:52 > 0:26:53OK.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57INDISTINCT CONVERSATION

0:26:59 > 0:27:01I think we should probably play it safe.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Unless you can think of A.

0:27:04 > 0:27:08OK, we're going to play it safe and go with C - Joanna Lumley.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10C - Joanna Lumley.

0:27:10 > 0:27:15C - Joanna Lumley. Now, Alan and Sally, talk us through the board.

0:27:15 > 0:27:16A is Spike Milligan.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20We don't know B.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22You've heard C.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25D is Julie Christie.

0:27:25 > 0:27:30E is George Orwell, although his original name was Eric Blair.

0:27:30 > 0:27:31LAUGHTER

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Are you sure it wasn't Tony?

0:27:34 > 0:27:36LAUGHTER

0:27:36 > 0:27:39So we're going to go for E - George Orwell.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41OK. George Orwell, say Alan and Sally.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44We have Joanna Lumley and we have George Orwell.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46In the order they were given -

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Gavin and Luke went for Joanna Lumley for C.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 said it.

0:27:53 > 0:27:54It's ri...

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Oh. Look at that.

0:27:56 > 0:27:5789.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00APPLAUSE

0:28:00 > 0:28:0189 for Joanna Lumley.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04Alan and Sally, meanwhile, have gone for George Orwell for E.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said that.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12Well done.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17There we are. 29.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19APPLAUSE

0:28:19 > 0:28:23Very good. After one question, Alan and Sally, you're up 1-0.

0:28:23 > 0:28:26Very good answers. Couple of answers that would've beaten it, actually.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29A is Spike Milligan, of course. As you said.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31He would've scored you 61 points.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33B is the best answer on the board.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36Born in Bombay, it's the actress Merle Oberon.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38That would've scored you 5 points.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40Very well done if you said that at home. Terrific answer.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42D you're right about as well.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44Would've scored you fewer points, actually.

0:28:44 > 0:28:47Julie Christie, and she would have scored you 17.

0:28:47 > 0:28:48Thank you very much indeed.

0:28:48 > 0:28:51There we are. OK, here comes your second question.

0:28:51 > 0:28:53Alan and Sally get to answer it first.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56But, Gavin and Luke, you have to win this one to stay in the game.

0:28:56 > 0:28:57So best of luck. It concerns...

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Or rowing. I don't know. Who knows? It could be either.

0:29:02 > 0:29:03- Rowing.- Yeah, rowing.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06We're going to show you five clues to the biggest

0:29:06 > 0:29:08- arguments in history now. - LAUGHTER

0:29:08 > 0:29:12We're going to show you five clues to facts about the sport of rowing.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15Can you give us the most obscure answer, please?

0:29:15 > 0:29:17OK, let's reveal our five clues. And here they come.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43I'll read those one last time.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02Alan and Sally will go first.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09- You don't know the Boat Race course?- No.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14- I think I know... - I know the second-last one.

0:30:14 > 0:30:17- Yeah, OK. - Which one are we going to go?

0:30:18 > 0:30:23Um, we know two, we think. We're going to go for the last one.

0:30:23 > 0:30:25Hugh Laurie.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27Hugh Laurie, say Alan and Sally. Hugh Laurie.

0:30:27 > 0:30:31Now then, Gavin and Luke, do you want to talk us through that board?

0:30:31 > 0:30:34LAUGHTER

0:30:34 > 0:30:38Well... I think one might be sculls.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43Two, we're not sure of. It might be a London park.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47Haven't got a clue on three.

0:30:47 > 0:30:49Four is too easy. That's cox.

0:30:49 > 0:30:50So, do you want sculls?

0:30:50 > 0:30:53- Let's go number one, yeah.- Yeah?

0:30:53 > 0:30:56- Number one.- OK.- Sculls.- Sculls.

0:30:56 > 0:31:00OK, sculls. Hugh Laurie vs sculls. Or sculling.

0:31:00 > 0:31:04Let's see. Alan and Sally went for Hugh Laurie.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07Let's see if that's right for the House actor. Hugh Laurie.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12- It's right.- Phew!

0:31:15 > 0:31:1737 for Hugh Laurie.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20APPLAUSE

0:31:21 > 0:31:24Gavin and Luke, meanwhile, have gone for sculls or sculling.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26A form of rowing where the rower uses two oars.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29Let's see if it's right and how many people said that.

0:31:31 > 0:31:32It's right.

0:31:36 > 0:31:37Well done.

0:31:37 > 0:31:38Back in the game.

0:31:38 > 0:31:4025 for that, Gavin and Luke.

0:31:40 > 0:31:42That's exactly what you needed there.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44After two questions, it's 1-1.

0:31:44 > 0:31:45Yep, very well played.

0:31:45 > 0:31:48Now the second one, the lake, it took ten years to build it.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50It's near Windsor and it is...?

0:31:50 > 0:31:54- Eton Dorney.- Eton Dorney Lake. Yeah. It would have scored you 6 points.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56The length, to the nearest mile?

0:31:56 > 0:31:59- Four.- It's four. - Just over four. Well done.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01- Good.- That would've scored you 11.

0:32:01 > 0:32:04- And... - Cox.- You're quite right, it's cox.

0:32:04 > 0:32:07And it would have scored you 68 points.

0:32:07 > 0:32:10There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:32:10 > 0:32:14So it all boils down to this third and final question.

0:32:14 > 0:32:16Whoever wins this one goes through to the final

0:32:16 > 0:32:18and plays for the jackpot. So best of luck to both pairs.

0:32:18 > 0:32:20It's all about...

0:32:21 > 0:32:23Lord Of The Rings Characters.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25We're going to show you the names now of five characters that

0:32:25 > 0:32:28feature in Lord Of The Rings books, but we've put them in anagram form,

0:32:28 > 0:32:31I'm afraid. They virtually are anyway, most of them.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33But we've scrambled them up even more.

0:32:33 > 0:32:36The team that gives us the most obscure answer is going to

0:32:36 > 0:32:38play for the jackpot. So very best of luck.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41OK. Let's reveal our five anagrams. And here they come.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44We've got...

0:32:49 > 0:32:51I'll read those one last time.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59Now then...

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Gavin and Luke, you'll go first.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08THEY WHISPER

0:33:11 > 0:33:15OK. I think we're going to go with the bottom one,

0:33:15 > 0:33:16which is Aragorn.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19Aragorn. Aragorn, say Gavin and Luke.

0:33:19 > 0:33:23Now then, Alan and Sally, that board is all yours.

0:33:23 > 0:33:25Yes. I would've gone with that one.

0:33:25 > 0:33:29Because I love the book, but I can't decipher them.

0:33:29 > 0:33:32- I'm going to have to go with Gandalf.- For which one, sorry?

0:33:32 > 0:33:33- For the top one.- For the top one.

0:33:33 > 0:33:36OK, Gandalf, say Alan and Sally.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39Gavin and Luke have gone for Aragorn for RAG ROAN.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Aragorn.

0:33:44 > 0:33:45It's right.

0:33:50 > 0:33:5219 for Aragorn.

0:33:52 > 0:33:55APPLAUSE

0:33:55 > 0:33:59Alan and Sally, meanwhile, have gone for Gandalf, the top there.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02Let's see how many of our 100 people said Gandalf.

0:34:05 > 0:34:06It's right.

0:34:09 > 0:34:10There we are.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13- 51 for Gandalf.- Well done. - APPLAUSE

0:34:13 > 0:34:15Which means, after three questions, well done, Gavin and Luke,

0:34:15 > 0:34:17you're through to the final 2-1.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20Yeah, those were actually the biggest two scorers on the board.

0:34:20 > 0:34:21Let's start from the bottom.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23BAD GOOF GRINS.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25- No idea.- Frodo Baggins.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27- Ah!- That would have scored you 15.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29The next one up is Legolas.

0:34:29 > 0:34:32- Again...- That would've scored you 16. Big fan?

0:34:32 > 0:34:35- Not really, no.- And the other one.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38Very well done if you said Arwen Evenstar.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40If you did, you just got yourself a pointless answer.

0:34:40 > 0:34:42Very good. Thank you very much indeed.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:34:45 > 0:34:48I'm afraid, Alan and Sally.

0:34:48 > 0:34:50Well, you've had a great show, though.

0:34:50 > 0:34:52I mean, very, very strong, consistent low-scoring throughout.

0:34:52 > 0:34:55We'll see you again next time, which is great news for us.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58And I have every confidence we'll see you go even further

0:34:58 > 0:35:01possibly next time. But meantime, for Gavin and Luke,

0:35:01 > 0:35:03it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10Many, many congratulations, Gavin and Luke.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12You have seen off all the competition

0:35:12 > 0:35:14and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

0:35:22 > 0:35:26At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,000.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33Very, very impressive indeed. A good pairing.

0:35:33 > 0:35:36Luke, I mean, aren't you missing the days

0:35:36 > 0:35:37when you used to work with Gavin?

0:35:37 > 0:35:40- I'm missing his Lord Of The Rings knowledge, that's for sure.- Yep.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43- That was good.- Yeah, it was the highlight of his annual appraisal.

0:35:43 > 0:35:45Yeah. That was very tough, that last round.

0:35:45 > 0:35:46Anyway, very well done.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49Anything you'd particularly like to come up on the board

0:35:49 > 0:35:50for this last question?

0:35:50 > 0:35:53Normally pretty random. Yeah. I don't know.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55Something World War, history.

0:35:55 > 0:35:59- Maybe.- OK.- Science and nature. - OK.- Maybe a bit of geography.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02Maybe. There will be four things up there.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05Let's hope something touches on one of those things. You never know.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07Today's selection looks like this.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09We've got...

0:36:15 > 0:36:17THEY LAUGH

0:36:17 > 0:36:20- This is a dream combo.- Yeah. Yeah.

0:36:20 > 0:36:22Oh, my word.

0:36:22 > 0:36:26Venus... I haven't got a clue.

0:36:26 > 0:36:28Thriller writers, pretty bad.

0:36:28 > 0:36:30South Africa, not too good.

0:36:30 > 0:36:31Film musicals...

0:36:31 > 0:36:33South Africa?

0:36:33 > 0:36:36- Go on then, South Africa. - Yeah, let's do it.

0:36:36 > 0:36:38- I mean... Yeah.- OK. South Africa it is. Richard.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41Good luck, gents. As always with these quite vague ones,

0:36:41 > 0:36:43it covers a lot of ground, this one.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45Here's your three questions. We're looking for

0:36:45 > 0:36:48any of the official languages of South Africa.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51We're looking for anyone who received a credit in the film

0:36:51 > 0:36:53Invictus, according to IMDb.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56Or we are looking for any of the teams who

0:36:56 > 0:36:59qualified for the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01So, official languages, the cast of Invictus,

0:37:01 > 0:37:04and teams at the 2010 World Cup. Very best of luck.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06That's not so bad, is it? As always, you've got up to

0:37:06 > 0:37:08one minute to come up with three answers.

0:37:08 > 0:37:11All you need to win that jackpot is for just one of those answers

0:37:11 > 0:37:12to be pointless.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14- Are you ready?- I think so.- We are.

0:37:14 > 0:37:16OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:37:16 > 0:37:19There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:19 > 0:37:20- OK.- Have you ever seen Invictus?

0:37:20 > 0:37:22- I haven't.- Good.- Good start.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24OK, so that's out then.

0:37:24 > 0:37:28That's got Matt Damon and I think Morgan Freeman. Not certain.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Um...

0:37:30 > 0:37:34Teams at the World Cup. That's going to be a punt.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37- Yeah.- Official languages, I know one.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39- Or two maybe.- Go on.

0:37:39 > 0:37:43I've forgotten. English...

0:37:43 > 0:37:46- For me, it's got to be football. - It's got to be football.

0:37:46 > 0:37:50- OK.- So niche countries. - Who qualified, though?

0:37:51 > 0:37:54- Algeria, possibly. Japan. - Did North Korea?

0:37:54 > 0:37:58- My mates at home are going to be laughing so much.- Yeah.

0:37:58 > 0:37:59Don't worry.

0:37:59 > 0:38:0017 seconds.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04Um...

0:38:04 > 0:38:07Algeria, North Korea...

0:38:07 > 0:38:08Ten seconds left.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10- Australia. - Was it North or South Korea?

0:38:10 > 0:38:12South Korea would definitely have made it.

0:38:12 > 0:38:14I think Japan, Algeria and...

0:38:14 > 0:38:16Colombia.

0:38:17 > 0:38:22That is your time up, I'm sorry to say. Let's have your three answers.

0:38:22 > 0:38:26- We are going to go for, I think, Japan.- Japan.

0:38:26 > 0:38:28- Algeria.- Algeria.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31- North Korea?- North Korea.

0:38:31 > 0:38:32Just to be absolutely clear,

0:38:32 > 0:38:36these are all teams playing in the FIFA World Cup 2010.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38OK, of those three, which is

0:38:38 > 0:38:41your best shot at a pointless answer, do you think?

0:38:41 > 0:38:43- Algeria.- Algeria goes last.

0:38:43 > 0:38:45Least likely to be pointless?

0:38:45 > 0:38:46- Japan.- Japan.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49OK, well, let's pop those up on the board in that order then.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51And here they are. We've got...

0:38:55 > 0:38:57Very best of luck. Who knows?

0:38:57 > 0:39:00I mean, it's a bit of a punt at this point. Bit of a lottery.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02I mean, maybe everyone forgot Algeria.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05Maybe everyone forgot North Korea and they were there. I don't know.

0:39:05 > 0:39:06We'll discover.

0:39:06 > 0:39:092,000 quid is quite a nice jackpot to be splitting between you.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11What would you do with that if you won, Gavin?

0:39:11 > 0:39:14I'm going snowboarding at some point next year for the first time.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16So I'll put it towards that.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18Very good indeed. Luke?

0:39:18 > 0:39:22I'd probably take the kids to Disneyland, I think.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25OK, well, you've said it on telly now. You kind of have to.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28Best of luck with that. Your first answer was Japan.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30In this case, we were looking for teams that

0:39:30 > 0:39:33played in the FIFA World Cup finals in South Africa.

0:39:33 > 0:39:35If it's pointless, it'll win you £2,000.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37How many of our 100 people said Japan?

0:39:39 > 0:39:41It's right.

0:39:41 > 0:39:42We just have to see how far

0:39:42 > 0:39:43down the column it goes.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45If this goes all the way to zero,

0:39:45 > 0:39:46it wins you 2,000.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48Japan taking us down through the 20s

0:39:48 > 0:39:50and the teens. Into single figures.

0:39:50 > 0:39:51Still going down.

0:39:51 > 0:39:535.

0:39:53 > 0:39:55APPLAUSE

0:39:55 > 0:39:575 for Japan.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00Obviously not a pointless answer. Lovely low score, though.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02Only two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04Your next answer was North Korea.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06It's sometimes there.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09Bit of a stalwart as a sort of random World Cup final appearance.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12Let's see though. Was it there in 2010?

0:40:12 > 0:40:14It has to be pointless for you to win £2,000.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17So let's find out how many people said North Korea.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22It's right.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25Now then, Japan took us all way down to 5.

0:40:25 > 0:40:27North Korea now takes us down through the 30s

0:40:27 > 0:40:28and the 20s. Into the teens.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30Into single figures maybe? Yes. Down it goes.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32Still going down. Passes 5.

0:40:32 > 0:40:341!

0:40:34 > 0:40:37Went down to 1 for North Korea. APPLAUSE

0:40:37 > 0:40:38I can't believe it.

0:40:41 > 0:40:44So far, you've ordered these beautifully.

0:40:44 > 0:40:46I mean, you've gone from 5 down to 1.

0:40:46 > 0:40:50Now if you can keep that up, there's only one direction it can go in.

0:40:50 > 0:40:52Everything is now riding on your third and final answer,

0:40:52 > 0:40:54which is Algeria. Is it right?

0:40:54 > 0:40:56And then, is it pointless?

0:40:56 > 0:40:58If it's both of those things, it will win you £2,000.

0:40:58 > 0:41:01How many of our 100 people said Algeria?

0:41:06 > 0:41:07It's right.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09All three answers have been correct,

0:41:09 > 0:41:10so well done for that.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12Japan took us all the way down to 5.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14North Korea took us down to 1.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16Algeria now taking us into single figures.

0:41:16 > 0:41:18Down it goes. Passes 5.

0:41:18 > 0:41:19Passes 1.

0:41:19 > 0:41:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:22 > 0:41:26That is superb! Well done, you.

0:41:26 > 0:41:27Brilliant!

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Yes!

0:41:32 > 0:41:34Well, congratulations.

0:41:34 > 0:41:35Unbelievable.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37Algeria was a pointless answer,

0:41:37 > 0:41:39which means you go home with our jackpot of £2,000.

0:41:39 > 0:41:42Very well done indeed, Gavin and Luke.

0:41:42 > 0:41:44APPLAUSE

0:41:46 > 0:41:47That was brilliant, wasn't it?

0:41:47 > 0:41:50It's terrific stuff. You haven't put a foot wrong all show.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52It's been a terrific performance.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54Congratulations. Three great answers there.

0:41:54 > 0:41:55As you say, ordered perfectly.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57It's exactly how we like it.

0:41:57 > 0:42:00Maximum jeopardy. Great TV, guys. Well done.

0:42:00 > 0:42:03I know the budget is in safe hands now.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06Yeah, Algeria played England of course in that World Cup. Drew 0-0.

0:42:06 > 0:42:09Let's take a look at the pointless answers for official

0:42:09 > 0:42:11languages first.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21Apart from English, Afrikaans, Zulu and Xhosa,

0:42:21 > 0:42:22everything else was a pointless answer.

0:42:22 > 0:42:25Well done if you said anything other than those.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Let's take a look at Invictus now.

0:42:32 > 0:42:34Everyone apart from Morgan Freeman and Matt Damon

0:42:34 > 0:42:36was a pointless answer.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38So if you got anybody else in that film, congratulations.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40You would've won the jackpot.

0:42:40 > 0:42:43And for the World Cup. There's quite a few pointless answers.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45There's Algeria, very well done.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50You also could've had Serbia, Slovakia and Switzerland as well.

0:42:50 > 0:42:53Very well done if you got any of those at home.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55Luke and Gavin, congratulations.

0:42:55 > 0:42:58- Thank you.- Thank you. - Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:42:58 > 0:42:59APPLAUSE

0:42:59 > 0:43:02Thanks once again to our winning pair, Gavin and Luke,

0:43:02 > 0:43:04who go away with today's jackpot of £2,000.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06APPLAUSE

0:43:06 > 0:43:09Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge

0:43:09 > 0:43:12- to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:12 > 0:43:14And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.