0:00:20 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27And a very warm welcome to Pointless, the show where
0:00:27 > 0:00:30obvious answers mean nothing and obscure answers mean everything.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37And couple number one.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Hi, I'm Tim and this is my friend Caitlin.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41And we're back again from Cardiff University.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Couple number two.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Hi, I'm Joe. This is my friend Josh. We're both from Birmingham.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Couple number three.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Hi, I'm Lyndsay. This is my sister, Alison. And we're both from York.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51And finally, couple number four.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hi, I'm Colin. This is my friend Chris.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55And we're from Northern Ireland.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56And these are today's contestants.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59APPLAUSE
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Thanks very much all of you. A warm welcome to all.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04We'll find out more about you throughout the show.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08I'm not saying our budget's been cut,
0:01:08 > 0:01:11but I have noticed he is now sitting on an upturned oil drum.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13It's my Pointless friend. It's Richard.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Hiya. Hi, everybody. - APPLAUSE
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Good afternoon to you. - Good afternoon to you.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Now, the last show we did - I think possibly the worst round
0:01:22 > 0:01:25we've ever played in the history of Pointless.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Oh, yes.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29We had Wimbledon Champions, just Wimbledon Champions,
0:01:29 > 0:01:31but had to have seven letters or fewer in their surname.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34We started off, essentially, with Serena Williams,
0:01:34 > 0:01:36who's got eight letters in her surname.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38We had Tim Henman.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- We had Judy Murray. - LAUGHTER
0:01:41 > 0:01:45And Novak Djokovic. It really was a terrific round. So hopefully...
0:01:45 > 0:01:47No, we've only got one surviving pair from that show,
0:01:47 > 0:01:49and that's on podium one. That's Caitlin and Tim,
0:01:49 > 0:01:52who got all the way through to the head-to-head on that show.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Let's try and raise the standards a little bit today. That'd be nice.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Yeah, wouldn't that be nice?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Although, it was funny. - It was funny. Thanks very much.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02So Corinne and James didn't win the jackpot last time,
0:02:02 > 0:02:03so we add another £1,000 to that.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07So today's jackpot starts off, look at this, at £5,000.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09There we are. CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Getting quite exciting now.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Now, remember this, the pair with the highest score
0:02:20 > 0:02:22at the end of each round will be eliminated.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25That's all you have to remember. Best of luck to all four pairs.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Our first category this afternoon is...
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Can you decide in your pairs who's going first,
0:02:31 > 0:02:32who's going second?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40OK, and the question concerns...
0:02:43 > 0:02:46People born in 1946. Sounds OK, Richard.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Yep, we're going to show you seven clues now on each board to
0:02:49 > 0:02:50people who were born in 1946,
0:02:50 > 0:02:54so people who have turned 70, or would have turned 70, in 2016.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Can you give us the most obscure answer, please?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58There's going to be 14 in all to have a go at home.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- Very best of luck. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03OK, let's reveal our first board of clues. And here they come.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05We have got...
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I'm going to read those one last time.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- Caitlin, welcome back to Pointless. Head-to-head last time.- Yes, indeed.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Head-to-head. Fell at a Welsh hurdle, I'm afraid.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06But there we are.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Now, you've just come to the end of your first year at Cardiff.- Yes.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- And you're studying?- Chemistry.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13We didn't have any chemistry questions, did we?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Unfortunately, not. - I know, you came primed.- Yes.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Remind us what you like getting up to when you're not studying hard,
0:04:19 > 0:04:20which I know is much of the time.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Well, yeah. I'm a big fan of cricket.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I'm on the university ladies' cricket team.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Are you a bowler or a batter?
0:04:26 > 0:04:27A batter, I'd like to think.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29A batter, so where do you come in the order?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31It depends on who's turned up,
0:04:31 > 0:04:34who's maybe not had too many drinks the night before.
0:04:34 > 0:04:40I see. I'm getting the measure of the Cardiff women's cricket team.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41I see.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Now, Caitlin, how are you feeling about the board behind me?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45It's not quite as forbidding as it could be.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48It's not. And I think I know one or two.
0:04:48 > 0:04:54But I'm going to stick with the safe one and go with the bottom answer.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57And that would be Bill Clinton.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Bill Clinton, says Caitlin.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Let's see how many of our 100 people agree with Caitlin. Is it right?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05It is Bill Clinton.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11There we are, 35. Not a bad start to the game.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Well done, Caitlin.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15APPLAUSE
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Yeah, good start.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Well played, Caitlin.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Of course, may soon be -
0:05:19 > 0:05:22who knows when this goes out - may soon be the First Gentleman.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- The First Gentleman?- Yeah. - The first First Gentleman.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- He'll be the first First Gentleman, yeah.- Thanks very much, Richard.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Josh, a warm welcome to Pointless.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Lovely to have you here from Birmingham.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- What do you get up to in Birmingham, Josh?- Not a lot.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37LAUGHTER What keeps you busy?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Um... I like to keep active.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44I do a lot of racket sports.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Hang out with friends and...
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Not so much lately, but I do love to travel,
0:05:50 > 0:05:52so whenever the opportunity comes...
0:05:52 > 0:05:54OK. So talk us through your racket sports.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- Which ones do you like to play? - Tennis and squash, I play mostly.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01I did use to do a lot of badminton, but not so much these days.
0:06:01 > 0:06:06OK. Now, Josh, what about this board of 1946 babies?
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Um...- Yeah. - There's three I think I know.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19But I'm got have to play it safe - and I hope it's the right answer -
0:06:19 > 0:06:22and go for former Manchester United player.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- George Best?- George Best, says Josh. Let's see if that's right.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Let's see how many of our 100 said George Best.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32It's right.
0:06:32 > 0:06:3635 is our only score at this point. You passed it. Oh, you join him.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37There we are, two 35s in a row.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- APPLAUSE - Good, mate. Well done.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41There we are.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Yeah, European Footballer of the Year in 1968, George Best.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Joined Man United when he was 15 years old.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Did he then?- Mind you, these days,
0:06:49 > 0:06:51kids join at sort of seven and eight.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Well, that's true. That is true. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Now, Alison, welcome to Pointless.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Good to have you here. What do you do?
0:06:58 > 0:07:02I work at a sports centre that's attached to a local school
0:07:02 > 0:07:04in a place called Malton. They'll be delighted
0:07:04 > 0:07:06that I've mentioned it because nobody's ever heard of it.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Good stuff. When you're not doing that, what do you like to get up to?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13I'm into exercising, so I've run quite a few marathons
0:07:13 > 0:07:15and I've done triathlons.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18And at the millennium, I did an Ironman triathlon.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Would you ever do that again?- No.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- No.- No.- So just remind us what the Ironman triathlon is.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28It's a 2.4 mile swim, followed by a 112 mile bike
0:07:28 > 0:07:30and then you run 26.2 miles.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33So it's something to do once.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36You get quite a nice T-shirt.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I would say it's something to do...never.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40That's what I would say.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I did about an eighth of that.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43What was your time?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- 13 hours and 33 minutes.- Wow.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48If you'd asked me, I would've said,
0:07:48 > 0:07:50"The 9th of April, 2001."
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Um, OK. Alison, what would you like to go for on this board?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57I know a couple of them for sure.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58I'm going to have a go at one
0:07:58 > 0:08:01cos I think the other one that I know will be too high.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03So I think I'll go for a writer whose novels include
0:08:03 > 0:08:06The Subtle Knife and The Amber Spyglass.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07And I think it's Philip Pullman.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Philip Pullman, says Alison. Let's see if that's right.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Let's see how many of our 100 people said Philip Pullman.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Well, 35 is our only score at this point.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Let's see where Philip Pullman
0:08:18 > 0:08:20gets you. Past 35, comfortably.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Look at that, 16. Very well done indeed.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24APPLAUSE
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Great answer there. 16 for Philip Pullman.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Yeah, very well played, Alison.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Yeah, they are the second and third books in His Dark Materials
0:08:31 > 0:08:33trilogy, Northern Lights being the first one.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Thanks very much, Richard. Now then, Colin. Warm welcome.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Here from Northern Ireland? - Yes, indeed.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39And what do you do, Colin?
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- I own a golf shop, which I run with Chris here.- Fantastic.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Hardly worth asking what your interests are aside
0:08:45 > 0:08:47from the golf shop.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- I don't place much as you would think.- OK.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I enjoy a bit of darts, like Richard.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Do you have a darts shop as well?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- I have a dart board in the shop. - Yeah, OK, OK.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Now, Colin, this board is all yours.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Do you want to go through it and fill in all the blanks?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Well, I wouldn't be able to do that, but I'll try.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06I think the top one is Steven Spielberg.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10The actor is Sylvester Stallone.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Cher, I think, is the singer.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I don't know the journalist.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20I think I'll go for Steven Spielberg.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Steven Spielberg, says Colin. Let's see if that's right.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26Let's see how many of our 100 people said Steven Spielberg.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Not bad. 40 for Steven Spielberg.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36APPLAUSE
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Nice start, Colin. You chose the right one of the ones you knew.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Sylvester Stallone would've scored you 75. Cher would've scored you 49.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Now, do you know this? - Janet Street-Porter.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Janet Street-Porter.- Mm.- Yeah.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- 2 points for that.- 2! Thank you very much.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54We're halfway through. Let's look at those scores.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Well, 16, Alison, the best score of that pass.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Alison and Lyndsay looking very strong at this point.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Then up to 35. Jointly, we find Caitlin and Tim
0:10:02 > 0:10:06and Josh and Joe on 35. Then up to 40, where we find Colin
0:10:06 > 0:10:08and Chris. Not far ahead, Chris,
0:10:08 > 0:10:10but a low score from you is what we need.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11You'll be first on the new board.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I hope there's something up there low for you. We'll come back down
0:10:14 > 0:10:17the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23OK, let's put seven more clues up on the board. Here they come.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54I'm going to read those all one last time.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Chris. A warm welcome to Pointless. - Thank you.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22So, what kind of boss is Colin, then?
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- Well, he owns the shop, but I'm the boss.- OK. Yeah, that makes sense.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29So he's more of a friend, really?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Yes, he's...- A tiny hesitation before the yes.- Yeah, I'd say.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- But, yeah, go on. - I think of him more as an employee.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38He pays the bills, but whenever he's in for a couple of hours a week,
0:11:38 > 0:11:39he's working for me.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42He works for you, OK. Who's running the shop now, then?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Um, eh... Peter, our colleague.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Are you sure? Do you think he's just...?
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- That sounded made-up as well. - Yeah.- "Um... Peter?"
0:11:51 > 0:11:53LAUGHTER Yeah.
0:11:53 > 0:11:58Now, Chris, there you are on 40, the high scorers. High scorers!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01We need a low score from you here. How's this board looking to you?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04This board doesn't look fantastic.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07There's only one that I'm sure of.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09It's the American billionaire
0:12:09 > 0:12:11and star of the US version of The Apprentice.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I think it's Donald Trump.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Donald Trump, says Chris.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Well, no red line for you, you're the high scorers.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Let's see how many of our 100 people said Donald Trump.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23It's right.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31APPLAUSE Takes your total up to
0:12:31 > 0:12:3376.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Well played, Chris. Didn't do too much damage there.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Of course, what if - by the time this goes out - he's president?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Imagine that, Donald Trump.- Yeah, stranger things have happened.- OK.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Yeah, could. It could indeed.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Lyndsay, a warm welcome to Pointless.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Hello.- Lovely to have you here. What do you do, Lyndsay?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51I do lots of things to make money,
0:12:51 > 0:12:54but one of the biggest things that I do is I make walking sticks.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- That's an amazing walking stick, by the way.- Thank you.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- What's it made of?- It's made of acrylic. It's made of Lucite.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01And I make them myself.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Lucite?- Lucite. For trendy people who need them.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Trendy people? That's such a good idea.- Yeah.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08So do you have a whole range of those?
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- I have every colour of the rainbow. - Every colour. Every shape?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- I pick one when I go out on a morning.- That's nice.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- To match the outfit. - To match your shoes.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16- Yes, kind of.- Very good.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19And what are your interests when you're not crafting walking sticks?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Well, when I'm not doing this, I'm a bit of a hobby actor.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24And I do bits of acting as well.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27I was just in a film earlier this year.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Brilliant. How was that? Was that fun?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- It was hilarious. It was hard work, but it was really good fun.- I bet.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Now, Lyndsay, low score from Alison in the first pass there,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39which means 59 or less is your target.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40OK. I know a few.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44I know the ladies, interestingly enough.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48But I think the one that I will go for is...
0:13:50 > 0:13:53..Liza Minnelli, her mum was Judy Garland.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Liza Minnelli, says Lyndsay. Here is your red line.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57If you get below that with Liza Minnelli,
0:13:57 > 0:13:58you're through to Round Two.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Well done, it's good enough, Liza Minnelli.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Down it goes. Still down... 31.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08APPLAUSE
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Very nice indeed. 47 is your total.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Well played, Lyndsay.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Yes, daughter of Vincente Minelli and Judy Garland.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Now, Joe.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20- Hi.- A warm welcome.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22What do you do, Joe?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25I'm currently studying business at university.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27How nearly finished are you?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Into my first year now. - Oh, just first year?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31What do you do when you're not working?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33What are the things at university that keep you...?
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- I watch a lot of sport in my spare time.- Yeah.- Like, football mainly.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40I also like cricket and a few American sports as well.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42OK, very good. Now, you're on 35.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46At this stage, Chris and Colin are the high scorers on 76.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49So 40 or less gets you through.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I'm going to go with the country and western star
0:14:52 > 0:14:54who performed on the Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56I think it's Dolly Parton.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Dolly Parton, says Joe. Here's your red line.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Get below that with Dolly Parton, through you go to Round Two.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Let's see how many of our 100 said Dolly Parton.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Oh, 60.
0:15:12 > 0:15:1395 is your total.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16That's a...that's a high score there.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Yeah, big scorer. She performed on that Sunday afternoon slot.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22She got a bigger crowd than the headliners.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24She got a bigger crowd than Metallica,
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- Dolly Parton.- See, that's nice.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Not bad at 70, is it? - Not bad, not bad at all.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Mind you, if you add Metallica together, they are over 200, so...
0:15:31 > 0:15:34LAUGHTER Thanks very much indeed.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38- Now, Tim.- Hello.- Welcome back. Also studying at Cardiff.- Yep.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Also studying chemistry. - Also studying chemistry.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Now, Tim, what do you think you'll end up doing when you leave Cardiff?
0:15:44 > 0:15:48I'm not sure. I do a bit of events work, things like that.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Not certain if...- By events work,
0:15:50 > 0:15:52is that you saying, "Red or white, madam?"
0:15:52 > 0:15:54"Red or white, madam?" Or is it actually...?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- More the organizational side of it. - I see.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- OK, so more... - Behind-the-scenes.- Good stuff.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- Tim, now, look, here you are on 35.- Yeah.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04If you can score 59 or less,
0:16:04 > 0:16:07you are with us for another round, at least.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Do you want to talk us through that board, Tim?
0:16:09 > 0:16:10I wish I could.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14I'm just going to have to make a guess at this
0:16:14 > 0:16:15because I've honestly not got a clue.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19I'm going to say...Arthur James
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- on the second to last one. - Arthur James.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25You think it was her who did it?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27- Yeah.- Arthur James, the writer of Adrian Mole.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30OK, well, let's find out. Here's your red line.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32You'd have to get below that.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35OK, let's see how many of our 100 people said Arthur James.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Oh, I'm afraid... I'm afraid it wasn't Arthur James.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42That scores you 100 points,
0:16:42 > 0:16:44takes your total up to 135.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48- Yeah, not Arthur James, I'm afraid. It was?- Sue Townsend.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50The wonderful Sue Townsend.
0:16:50 > 0:16:5241 points for that.
0:16:52 > 0:16:5541 points as well for the second one.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- Joanna Lumley. - Of course it's Joanna Lumley.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58I can't believe she's 70.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- No!- 41 points. The former conservative MP?- Edwina Currie.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Edwina Currie. Would have scored you 43 points.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- The best answer on the board - the author.- Julian Barnes.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Julian Barnes, of course it is.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09It would have scored you 3 points.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Well done if you said that at home.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12There we are. Thank you, Richard.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15At the end of our first round, the pair we are saying goodbye to,
0:17:15 > 0:17:17they were head-to-headers last time.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19This time, I'm afraid, it's Round One. I'm sorry.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Far too soon to be sending you home, but thank you for being on the show.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Great to have you here. Tim and Caitlin.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27APPLAUSE
0:17:27 > 0:17:30But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Well, welcome to Round Two, everyone. Well done.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40You've seen off the only returning pair. Look at that.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43And well done, Alison, our lowest individual score in that round.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Thank you.- Very good indeed. Best of luck to all three pairs.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Our category for Round Two this afternoon...
0:17:49 > 0:17:51It's a Words round.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Can you all decide in your pairs who's going first,
0:17:53 > 0:17:54who's going second?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Words ending in U-C-T. Richard.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Yeah, any word in the English language,
0:18:13 > 0:18:16according to oxforddictionaries.com, that ends U-C-T.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20As always, no hyphenated words and no proper nouns. Very best of luck.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Oh, I'm thinking of a word for you, Xander.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27I've got to think of a word now. Oh, you've got to think of one as well.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Well, I'll think of... - You'll think of one for me?- Yeah.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31OK. Here we go. Right.
0:18:31 > 0:18:36- OK, Josh, always tough going first on one of these rounds.- It is.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40So many small words I can think of,
0:18:40 > 0:18:43but nothing coming to mind at the moment.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Sorry, Joe, I'm just going to have to go for something fairly simple.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Go for conduct.
0:18:48 > 0:18:53Conduct. Conduct, says Josh. Let's see if that's right.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Let's see how many of our 100 people said conduct.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05APPLAUSE
0:19:07 > 0:19:0837 for conduct.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Yeah, to organise and carry out, or the way in which someone behaves.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Conduct.- Thank you. - Or to conduct an orchestra.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19- Exactly. Or a bus.- Or to conduct a bus, you're quite right.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Or something to do with electricity.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- There we are. Thank you very much indeed.- Pleasure.- Thank you.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Now, Lyndsay.- I can think of a few.
0:19:28 > 0:19:33- But the one I'm going to go with is construct.- Construct, says Lyndsay.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Construct, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:19:45 > 0:19:4719 for construct.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50There we are. Well done.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54To build or make something.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Or CONstruct, which is something that has been built or made.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Thank you very much. Now, Colin.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01What would you like to go for?
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Not a huge number of answers coming into my head,
0:20:04 > 0:20:08but the only one that is half decent that I can think of is viaduct.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Viaduct, says Colin.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13OK, let's see how many of our 100 people went with viaduct.
0:20:20 > 0:20:2246 for viaduct.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Big score there for viaduct.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27That's a big scorer, isn't it?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30It's a long bridge, essentially, with a series of arches. A viaduct.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Well, we're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.
0:20:32 > 0:20:3419, well done, Lyndsay,
0:20:34 > 0:20:35best score of the round so far,
0:20:35 > 0:20:37putting Lyndsay and Alison
0:20:37 > 0:20:38at the front of the queue.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Then we go up to 37, where we find Josh and Joe.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Then 46, Colin and Chris. So, Chris, you're not far ahead,
0:20:43 > 0:20:45but we need a low score from you again.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46We'll come back down the line now.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:20:51 > 0:20:52OK, Chris, we are
0:20:52 > 0:20:56looking for words ending in the letters UCT.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57OK.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Um, I'm going to do something a little bit sneaky
0:21:00 > 0:21:04and build on Lyndsay's answer with deconstruct.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06I like that, Chris.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08You see, if I had a golf shop, Colin, that is precisely
0:21:08 > 0:21:11the sort of person I would want to leave in charge of it.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Absolutely. - Him all the time, not Peter.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Not Peter holding the fort, but Chris.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Deconstruct. No red line for you, Chris, you're the high scorers.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Let's see how many of our 100 people said deconstruct.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30- AUDIENCE:- Oooh...
0:21:30 > 0:21:32OK, 7. Very well done
0:21:32 > 0:21:35indeed, Chris. That's exactly what we needed from you.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Takes your total up to 53. I think that will keep you in the game.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41- That's clever, isn't it? - Yeah.- Very well done.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43To reduce something to its constituent parts.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Thank you very much.- You still thinking?- Yeah, I'm still thinking.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48You've already got mine? You've worked it out?
0:21:48 > 0:21:49I've predicted what you'll say, yeah.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Oh, God. I've got to be as good as your prediction then.- Or as bad.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Depending on whether I think you're any good or not.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- LAUGHTER - I think you know the answer to that.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00I think I do. I think I do. Alison, what would you like to go for?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03You have to score 33 or less.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Yeah. Gone slightly brain-dead on this one.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08This is either going to be really high
0:22:08 > 0:22:11cos loads of people have thought of it, or not.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12I'm going to go for product.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Product.- Yeah. - OK, product, says Alison.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19Now, a nice low score from Lyndsay in the first pass.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Let's hope that's low enough to keep you in the game with product.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24There's your red line.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Oh!- 43 for product.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Sorry!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Takes your total up to 62.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Yeah, it's a big scorer, I'm afraid. Yeah, product.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44You could use that in a sentence such as...
0:22:44 > 0:22:47A Lucite walking stick is a very good product.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- There we are. OK. Now then, Joe.- Yeah.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Joe, what would you like to go for?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55You have to score 24 or less.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I'm going to follow on for the last answer as well
0:22:57 > 0:22:58and go for by-product.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02- AUDIENCE:- Oooh.- You see?
0:23:02 > 0:23:05You see? By-product, says Joe. Here comes your red line.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09If you can get below this red line with by-product,
0:23:09 > 0:23:10you are through to the next round.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13I'm slightly crossing my fingers here. Let's see, though.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Is it right? How many of our 100 people said by-product?
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Oh, I just suddenly thought of that.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24I fear it has a hyphen.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27That scores you 100 points. I'm so sorry, Joe.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29That takes your total up to 137.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32It does have a hyphen, I'm afraid. Yeah, unlucky.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Now, do you have an answer?
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Um...
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Do you think there's a word eluct?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- Eluct?- Yeah.- E-L-U-C-T? - That is eluctable.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42If something is eluctable, then surely...
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- Are you asking me or telling me? - I'm telling you.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46- 100 points.- Oh, there you go!
0:23:46 > 0:23:49The good news is, I did not guess that.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50No? There you go!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52I thought you might go for reconstruct -
0:23:52 > 0:23:54you like putting letters on the beginning of things.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56- This is true. - Would've scored you 8 points.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57- Thank you.- Reconstruct.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- But you didn't say it. - I know.- You said eluct.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Well, I know. I was just trying to be clever, that's all.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05- Serves me right. - How is that working out for you?
0:24:05 > 0:24:06Yeah, not that...not that well.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Let's look at the pointless answers. There's not many.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11There's only five pointless answers here.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Agriproduct, you would've been brave to go for that.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Misconstruct would've been a very good answer.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Photoproduct.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- Usufruct. - ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:24:19 > 0:24:23- Xander.- Bless you.- It's not the first time I've said that you.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24- And ventiduct.- Obviously(!)
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Let's take a look at the top three answers,
0:24:27 > 0:24:29the ones that most of our 100 people said.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Product, the third highest of all - 43.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Viaduct. And duct, unsurprisingly, 80.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Aqueduct, which I suspect would've popped into lots of people's minds,
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- was 27.- Thanks very much. OK, there we are.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43At the end of our second round, the pair we're saying goodbye to
0:24:43 > 0:24:44is Joe and Josh.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46137. Good...
0:24:46 > 0:24:48I liked what you did there with by-product.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49I liked it, and then suddenly thought,
0:24:49 > 0:24:51"Oh! No, I have a hunch that might..."
0:24:51 > 0:24:53But, I mean... Hyphens, I'm afraid.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Yeah, we don't allow them. I'm sorry.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Anyway, that all bodes very well for next time, I'm sure
0:24:57 > 0:24:59you'll do even better. But meanwhile, thanks very much.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Joe and Josh.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02APPLAUSE
0:25:02 > 0:25:05But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Very well done, Lyndsay and Alison, Colin and Chris.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15You're now one step closer to the final and a chance to
0:25:15 > 0:25:19play for the jackpot, which currently stands at £5,000.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21- Well... AUDIENCE:- Oooh!
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Well, you know the story.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25You can start playing as teams.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27You can chat before you give your answers.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30First pair to win two questions will be going through to the final.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31Well, very well done indeed.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33A strong performance throughout the show.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35So we have work colleagues versus sisters.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Who knows what's going to happen here? Best of luck to both pairs.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Let's play the head-to-head.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Here comes your first question, and it concerns...
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Elton John Songs, Richard.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56You'll see five visual clues now to titles of Elton John
0:25:56 > 0:25:58UK top 40 singles.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00- Can you name the songs, please? - Fantastic.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04These are my favourite rounds. Visual clues to Elton John songs.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Let's reveal them. Here they come.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29OK, there we are. Five visual clues to Elton John songs.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33Lyndsay and Alison, you're our low scorers, so you will go first.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38- WHISPERING:- I know three of them. - Which ones are you...?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40I know the first one, the second one and then the last one.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- Yeah, the third one is either... - It could be...
0:26:43 > 0:26:44- Do you want to say it?- Yeah.
0:26:44 > 0:26:49We know three of them. The other two we're not quite so sure about.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51But we're going to kind of play it safe
0:26:51 > 0:26:53and go with Crocodile Rock for B.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Crocodile Rock for B, say Lyndsay and Alison.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59Now, Colin and Chris, do you want to talk us through that board?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Eh...
0:27:01 > 0:27:02I'll talk you through what I can.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06A, I think, is Candle In The Wind.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09C, I have absolutely no idea.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11D, I think is
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Don't Go Breaking My Heart.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14And E...
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Again, we have no idea.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20So I think we're going to go for D.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Don't Go Breaking My Heart.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Don't Go Breaking My Heart, say Colin and Chris.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27So Crocodile Rock, Don't Go Breaking My Heart.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Now, Lyndsay and Alison went for Crocodile Rock.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Let's see if that's right for B. Let's see how many people said it.
0:27:34 > 0:27:35It's right.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41APPLAUSE
0:27:43 > 0:27:4448 for Crocodile Rock.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Colin and Chris meanwhile have gone for Don't Go Breaking My Heart
0:27:47 > 0:27:48for D. Let's see if that's right.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Let's see how many people said Don't Go Breaking My Heart.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55It's right.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59And it wins you the point, well done.
0:27:59 > 0:28:00Very good, 28.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Which means, after one question, Colin and Chris, you're up 1-0.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08It has a pleasing simplicity, that clue for Crocodile Rock, doesn't it?
0:28:08 > 0:28:09- Hm.- I love that one.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11A, you're right, is Candle In The Wind.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Biggest scorer, unsurprisingly.
0:28:13 > 0:28:1478 points.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17In the '80s, he had a top-ten hit with...
0:28:17 > 0:28:20Yeah, it was called something about the passengers who want to
0:28:20 > 0:28:21get off. What was it called?
0:28:21 > 0:28:24- Passengers.- Oh, right, OK.- Just called Passengers.- There we go.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Would've scored you 4 points.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30- And E?- Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road,
0:28:30 > 0:28:33course it is, and would've scored 16 points.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35OK. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37OK, well, here comes your second question.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Colin and Chris get to answer it first,
0:28:39 > 0:28:41but Lyndsay and Alison have to win it to stay in the game.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43So best of luck. It concerns...
0:28:45 > 0:28:47Types Of Energy, Richard.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50I'm going to show you the names now of five types of energy in physics,
0:28:50 > 0:28:53but we've missed out alternate letters. Can you fill in the gaps?
0:28:53 > 0:28:55Thanks very much. Let's reveal our types of energy.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57And here they are with missing bits.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07I'll read those all one last time.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16Colin and Chris will go first.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21- Go for any of them.- Electrical.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23- Heat, light...- Yeah.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26- Electrical.- Yeah.
0:29:26 > 0:29:30Um, we're going to go for the second one down.
0:29:30 > 0:29:32Electrical?
0:29:32 > 0:29:34Electrical, say Colin and Chris.
0:29:34 > 0:29:38Now, Lyndsay and Alison, do you want to talk us through the board?
0:29:38 > 0:29:41- Yeah, possibly.- We might be able to, actually. Surprisingly.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44We think the bottom one is chemical.
0:29:44 > 0:29:45- The next one up is light.- Light.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47The third one is heat.
0:29:47 > 0:29:51But we think the top one is elastic potential.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Elastic potential, that's the one you'd like to go for?
0:29:53 > 0:29:56- BOTH:- Yeah.- OK, elastic potential. So we have electrical.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59Let's see how many of our 100 people went for electrical,
0:29:59 > 0:30:00for Colin and Chris.
0:30:03 > 0:30:04It's right.
0:30:08 > 0:30:11APPLAUSE
0:30:11 > 0:30:14Meanwhile, Lyndsay and Alison have gone for elastic potential.
0:30:14 > 0:30:17Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21It's right.
0:30:21 > 0:30:22- AUDIENCE:- Oooh...
0:30:22 > 0:30:24Very well done indeed.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Back in the game. Look at that.
0:30:29 > 0:30:30Which means, after two questions, it's 1-1.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32Yeah, very good answer. Well played.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35It's the best answer on the board, elastic potential.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38That's the potential energy in something that has been stretched,
0:30:38 > 0:30:40- like a stretched spring, something like that.- Hm.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Heat...
0:30:42 > 0:30:44is the third one down, of course.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46It actually only scores 45 points. Light...
0:30:48 > 0:30:50..scores 62. And chemical, at the bottom there,
0:30:50 > 0:30:51is the next best answer
0:30:51 > 0:30:53on the board. Would've scored 16.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56Thank you very much indeed, Richard. So here comes your third question.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59Whoever wins this goes through to the final and plays
0:30:59 > 0:31:02for that jackpot. So best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...
0:31:04 > 0:31:06LYNDSAY AND ALISON CHUCKLE Johnny Depp, Richard.
0:31:06 > 0:31:09Simply five clues now to facts about the actor Johnny Depp.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12Whichever team gives us the most obscure answer is going
0:31:12 > 0:31:14through to play for that £5,000 jackpot.
0:31:14 > 0:31:15Very best of luck.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18OK, let's reveal our five Johnny Depp clues. Here they come.
0:31:35 > 0:31:36I'll read those all one last time.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55Now, Lyndsay and Alison, you'll go first.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57ALISON WHISPERS
0:31:57 > 0:32:00It would be an understatement to say that we are Johnny Depp fans.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02- Yeah.- Quite like the man. - Quite like him.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04- I see.- Know a little bit about him.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08- Except where he was born. - Don't know where he was born, no.
0:32:08 > 0:32:12- Which one do you want to go for?- I think we should go for the last one.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14Yeah? The author.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17Weepy film, gorgeous film, Finding Neverland,
0:32:17 > 0:32:18he played JM Barrie.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21JM Barrie, say Lyndsay and Alison. JM Barrie.
0:32:21 > 0:32:27- Now then, Colin and Chris, talk us through that board.- Eh...
0:32:27 > 0:32:30I think that's probably going to be the best answer,
0:32:30 > 0:32:31that the ladies have given.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35The character he plays in Alice In Wonderland, I think,
0:32:35 > 0:32:36is the Mad Hatter.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39The horror film in which he made his acting debut is
0:32:39 > 0:32:42A Nightmare On Elm Street.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44I don't know the state he was born in.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47And I think he played Willy Wonka.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50We would go for A Nightmare On Elm Street.
0:32:50 > 0:32:51A Nightmare On Elm Street.
0:32:51 > 0:32:52So, Colin and Chris.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55So we have JM Barrie and A Nightmare On Elm Street.
0:32:55 > 0:32:59Lyndsay and Alison said JM Barrie for Finding Neverland,
0:32:59 > 0:33:01let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06It's right. THEY WHISPER
0:33:06 > 0:33:09- AUDIENCE:- Oooh...
0:33:10 > 0:33:14APPLAUSE
0:33:14 > 0:33:1634 for JM Barrie. Now, Colin and Chris, meanwhile,
0:33:16 > 0:33:18have gone for A Nightmare On Elm Street,
0:33:18 > 0:33:20the horror film in which he made his debut.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.
0:33:26 > 0:33:27It's right.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32And it wins you the point, look at that.
0:33:32 > 0:33:3415 for A Nightmare On Elm Street.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36Very well done indeed, Colin and Chris.
0:33:36 > 0:33:40That means, after three questions, you are through to the final 2-1.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43Very, very well played, both teams there.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45The character was the Mad Hatter.
0:33:45 > 0:33:46He would've scored 59.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48The other character, the Roald Dahl character,
0:33:48 > 0:33:51was Willy Wonka, of course.
0:33:51 > 0:33:5249 points for that.
0:33:52 > 0:33:55The best answer on the board is the US state he was born in.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Tough one, though. You either know it or you don't. It's Kentucky.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Would've scored you 6 points.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02Thanks very much indeed.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:34:04 > 0:34:08I'm afraid, Lyndsay and Alison, our low scorers right up to this point.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10And I knew it would be close, and it was.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12Nothing wrong with your answers in this round.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14But it's great news for us - we get to see you again next time.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16I'm sure you'll do just as well if not better then.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19In the meantime, thanks very much. Lyndsay and Alison.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21- APPLAUSE - Thank you. Good luck, guys.
0:34:23 > 0:34:26But for Colin and Chris, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Very well done, Colin and Chris. Look at that.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34You've seen off all the competition
0:34:34 > 0:34:37and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:34:42 > 0:34:45Fantastic. You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.
0:34:45 > 0:34:49At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £5,000.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52There it is. APPLAUSE
0:34:53 > 0:34:56Well, I think we've given you a nice tour of pointless knowledge.
0:34:56 > 0:35:00We had people born in 1946, we had words ending U-C-T,
0:35:00 > 0:35:02we had Elton John songs, we had types of energy
0:35:02 > 0:35:04and then we had Johnny Depp.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06I mean, I think we have covered all the bases there,
0:35:06 > 0:35:07I think is what I'm saying.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09Anything else you would like us
0:35:09 > 0:35:12to ask you that we haven't yet tested you on?
0:35:12 > 0:35:15- Something sporty wouldn't go amiss. - Oh, here we go - golf.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- Don't tell me. - It wouldn't do any harm.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21- Tennis maybe?- Golf equipment. - Professional wrestling.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Professional wrestling? Chris, you kept very quiet
0:35:23 > 0:35:27- about your wrestling interests until now.- Oh, I love... I love it.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29You watch it, you've never been tempted
0:35:29 > 0:35:30to pull on the leotard yourself?
0:35:30 > 0:35:33- I've never pulled a leotard on myself.- OK.- I could be tempted
0:35:33 > 0:35:36- for the right money. - LAUGHTER
0:35:36 > 0:35:37I don't think it was an offer from Xander...
0:35:37 > 0:35:40LAUGHTER
0:35:40 > 0:35:44Well, listen, shortly, four choices are going to appear on that
0:35:44 > 0:35:47board there, let's hope there's something you like the look of.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49Today's selection looks like this.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58Kind of dream come true, isn't it(?)
0:35:58 > 0:36:01LAUGHTER
0:36:01 > 0:36:05Not... For me, the only one I know anything about is ice skating.
0:36:05 > 0:36:07Might throw up something.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Um, it... Listen, it's entirely up to you.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13If you think you may know something about ice skating, go for it.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16- We'll go for ice skating. - You're going to go for ice skating.
0:36:16 > 0:36:17Colin and Chris say ice skating.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19OK, best of luck. Three very different questions here.
0:36:19 > 0:36:23We are looking for any winner of the eight series
0:36:23 > 0:36:25of the ITV show Dancing On Ice -
0:36:25 > 0:36:26anyone who won that show,
0:36:26 > 0:36:29professionals or celebrities.
0:36:29 > 0:36:33Any cast member of the film Blades Of Glory, according to IMDb.
0:36:33 > 0:36:34It's a brilliant film.
0:36:34 > 0:36:38Or any Team GB figure skating medallist at any modern
0:36:38 > 0:36:40Olympics, please. So anyone who's won gold,
0:36:40 > 0:36:44silver or bronze in figure skating for Team GB in any modern Olympics.
0:36:44 > 0:36:45Very best of luck.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Thank you very much indeed. OK, now, as always,
0:36:47 > 0:36:50you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:36:50 > 0:36:53All you need to win that jackpot - let's just remind yourselves,
0:36:53 > 0:36:56£5,000 - is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58Are you ready?
0:36:58 > 0:37:01- Yep.- Yes.- OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.
0:37:01 > 0:37:02Your time starts now.
0:37:02 > 0:37:06It's going to be nearly all from the cast of Blades Of Glory.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08I don't know that many from Blades Of Glory.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11I know, obviously, Will Ferrell was in it, and Jon Heder.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14I'm trying to rack my brain
0:37:14 > 0:37:15to think of some more.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18Skating medallists are only very famous, well-known ones.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Throw out some Dancing On Ice winners
0:37:20 > 0:37:21and I'll try to think here.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24I'm trying to think of Dancing On Ice winners.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27There's a guy from Liverpool, he was a singer previously,
0:37:27 > 0:37:29but I can't remember his name.
0:37:29 > 0:37:30Um...
0:37:31 > 0:37:33Eh...
0:37:33 > 0:37:36Figure skating, I can't think of anything.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39- Just keep talking...- Yeah, I'm just going to try to think of that guy.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41Dancing On Ice.
0:37:41 > 0:37:42I'm trying to think of Blades Of Glory,
0:37:42 > 0:37:44if I can throw somebody out.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46Yeah, there's a guy from Coronation Street as well.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49Struggling to remember his name as well.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Ten seconds left.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Anyone else from Blades Of Glory?
0:38:01 > 0:38:03I've just drawn a complete blank.
0:38:03 > 0:38:04I'm afraid that's your time up.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06I'm so sorry. Let's have your three answers.
0:38:06 > 0:38:07Who are you going for?
0:38:08 > 0:38:13- Jayne Torvill for the GB figure skating.- OK, Jayne Torvill.
0:38:13 > 0:38:17And for the cast of Blades Of Glory,
0:38:17 > 0:38:20- we will go for Jon Heder.- Jon Heder.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22And...
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Jenny Grey.
0:38:26 > 0:38:27Jenny Grey.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30OK. Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:38:30 > 0:38:32- Do you want Heder? - Probably Jon Heder.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34John Heder goes last. Least likely to be pointless?
0:38:34 > 0:38:37- Probably that woman's name that I've forgotten.- Jenny Grey.
0:38:37 > 0:38:41- Yeah, that one. Yeah.- Is she a Chris construct from Round One?
0:38:41 > 0:38:43- She is a concoction.- OK, lovely.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45OK, well, let's pop those up on the board in that order then.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47And here they are. We have got...
0:38:52 > 0:38:53Well, best of luck.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56Who knows? One of those answers might be pointless
0:38:56 > 0:38:58and might win you that jackpot of £5,000.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00Now, that's a decent jackpot to be taking home.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03What would you do with that? Colin, to you first.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06I would probably...keep it to save.
0:39:06 > 0:39:09I have a couple of young children, so maybe save it up for a nice
0:39:09 > 0:39:12holiday in a couple years' time when they're a bit older.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14Very nice. Very nice indeed. Chris, how about you?
0:39:14 > 0:39:17Well, my wife, Laura, and I have just had a little baby boy...
0:39:17 > 0:39:19- Congratulations!- ..called Sam.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21So we will probably whisk Sam off to Disneyland
0:39:21 > 0:39:22as soon as he's old enough.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25Very nice. OK, good. Well, best of luck, Colin and Chris.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27Three answers up there on the board,
0:39:27 > 0:39:28let's hope one of those is pointless.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Your first answer was one you actually made up,
0:39:31 > 0:39:34Jenny Grey. But sometimes... What do I mean sometimes?
0:39:34 > 0:39:36One of these days, a made-up answer is going to be right
0:39:36 > 0:39:38and it's going to be pointless.
0:39:38 > 0:39:40Maybe today is that day. Jenny Grey.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43We were looking for cast members of Blades Of Glory.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45It has to be right, obviously. Then it has to be pointless.
0:39:45 > 0:39:49If it's both, you'll win £5,000. How many people said Jenny Grey?
0:39:52 > 0:39:56No! Bad luck, I'm afraid, no Jenny Grey in Blades Of Glory.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58Unfortunately, not a pointless answer,
0:39:58 > 0:40:00which means two more shots at today's jackpot.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02Your next answer was Jayne Torvill.
0:40:02 > 0:40:05In this case, we were looking for Team GB figure skating medallists.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08Let's find out if it's right, then let's find out if it's pointless.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10For £5,000, how many people said Jayne Torvill?
0:40:13 > 0:40:14It's right.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18Now, if Jayne Torvill takes us all the way down to zero,
0:40:18 > 0:40:20you will leave with £5,000.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22Jenny Grey, your first answer, was incorrect.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25Jayne Torvill stops at 31.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27Some...
0:40:27 > 0:40:30Some way shy of the pointless mark, which means you only have
0:40:30 > 0:40:32one more shot at today's jackpot.
0:40:32 > 0:40:36Everything is now riding on your third and final answer - Jon Heder.
0:40:36 > 0:40:37In this case, once again,
0:40:37 > 0:40:39we were looking for cast members of Blades Of Glory.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42If Jon Heder is pointless, it will win you £5,000.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44Let's see how many people said Jon Heder.
0:40:48 > 0:40:52Well, it's right. Jenny Grey, your first answer, was incorrect.
0:40:52 > 0:40:55Your second answer, Jayne Torvill, stopped at 31.
0:40:55 > 0:40:56Jon Heder now takes us down
0:40:56 > 0:40:58into single figures. Down it goes.
0:40:58 > 0:40:59Still going down...
0:40:59 > 0:41:01- Still going... AUDIENCE:- Oh!
0:41:01 > 0:41:03APPLAUSE
0:41:06 > 0:41:07Not bad! 3 is a good score.
0:41:09 > 0:41:11So, yes, you haven't gone out in a blaze of glory,
0:41:11 > 0:41:13you've gone out on Blades Of Glory.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15But I'm afraid, you didn't manage to find that all-important
0:41:15 > 0:41:19pointless score, so you don't win today's jackpot of £5,000.
0:41:19 > 0:41:20That will roll over onto the next show.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23But you have been very, very good on the show all the way through.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25It's been fun having you in the studio.
0:41:25 > 0:41:26Thank you for playing. Colin and Chris.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29And you got a Pointless trophy to take home as well.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31APPLAUSE
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Yeah, well played, gents.
0:41:35 > 0:41:38Quite a tough jackpot question, I would say, on ice skating.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41Let's take a look at the pointless answers. Dancing On Ice winners...
0:41:41 > 0:41:43Gaynor Faye, the actress, was a pointless answer.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46Maria Filippov, who danced with Ray Quinn,
0:41:46 > 0:41:48who was the Liverpudlian you were thinking of.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50He was actually the biggest scorer, Ray Quinn.
0:41:50 > 0:41:55Melanie Lambert. And Sam Attwater, the former EastEnders actor.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58Let's take a look now at Blades Of Glory.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00Now, there's lots of famous figure skaters in this film.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04Brian Boitano, who is also famous from South Park.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06And Nancy Kerrigan as well was a pointless answer.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Craig T Nelson, who plays Coach. A brilliant actor, Craig T Nelson.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Dorothy Hamill. Everybody was a pointless answer in that film
0:42:12 > 0:42:14apart from Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, Amy Poehler, Will Arnett,
0:42:14 > 0:42:17Jenna Fischer and Scott Hamilton. Now let's take a look...
0:42:17 > 0:42:20Now, this was a real tough one, goodness me.
0:42:20 > 0:42:24Cos there's four famous ones - Torvill and Dean, John Curry
0:42:24 > 0:42:26and Robin Cousins, and they all scored points.
0:42:26 > 0:42:30Basil Williams and Phyllis Johnson won together, of course, in 1920.
0:42:30 > 0:42:31You will remember that(!)
0:42:31 > 0:42:37And you also could have had 1936 medallist Cecilia Colledge.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40And a gold medallist, actually, from 1952 - Jeannette Altwegg.
0:42:40 > 0:42:44So, very, very well done if you got any of those ones. Very impressive.
0:42:44 > 0:42:45Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you,
0:42:47 > 0:42:50but it's been fabulous having you. Thank you so much for playing.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53Colin and Chris. APPLAUSE
0:42:55 > 0:42:58Well, very sadly, Colin and Chris didn't win our jackpot today,
0:42:58 > 0:43:00which means it rolls over onto the next show,
0:43:00 > 0:43:01when we'll be playing for £6,000.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03Join us then to see if someone can win it.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.