0:00:18 > 0:00:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Welcome to Pointless, the show where the more obscure your knowledge,
0:00:27 > 0:00:29the better your chances of winning.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players. APPLAUSE
0:00:34 > 0:00:36And couple number one.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Hi, Alexander. My name is Phil. This is my daughter, Katie.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43I'm from Sutton Coldfield and Katie is from Leamington Spa.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Couple number two.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Hi. My name is Joel. This is my brother, Lucas.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48We're from Bushey, Hertfordshire.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Couple number three.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Hi. My name is Emilia. This is my boyfriend, Tom.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54He's from Liverpool and I am from Cardiff.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55And finally couple number four.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Hi, I'm Sarah. This is my mum, Joan, and we're both from Glasgow.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01And these are today's contestants.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03APPLAUSE
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Thanks very much, all of you. A warm welcome to the show.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08We'll find out more about each of you throughout the show.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14If he got hold of our trophy today, he'd kiss it and hold it aloft
0:01:14 > 0:01:16and desperately pretend he was captaining Fulham.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- APPLAUSE - Hiya. Hey, everybody.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Good afternoon.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26If you're holding a trophy,
0:01:26 > 0:01:29it's the one time you can't pretend you're captain of Fulham.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31LAUGHTER Yeah.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33If I was looking at somebody else holding a trophy,
0:01:33 > 0:01:35then I can pretend I'm captain of Fulham.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Now, great show last time.- Yeah.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40We had great winners, Sam and David,
0:01:40 > 0:01:43who got the lowest scores in both the first two rounds.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Went into the head-to-head against Tom and Emilia,
0:01:45 > 0:01:47our only returning pair.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Won both of the questions with the best possible answer
0:01:49 > 0:01:50on the board as well.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Almost nothing you could've done in that head-to-head.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Got through to that final round. Quite a nice category.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00It went 6 points, 4 points, 2 points.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Just missed out on the jackpot, so it keeps getting bigger,
0:02:03 > 0:02:05which is great news.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Look at Tom and Emilia pretending not to be delighted.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09And it's going to go sooner or later.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Maybe it's going to go today.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13We've got three new pairs. We know nothing about them.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15They may be geniuses.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- There's only one way to find out, right?- Absolutely.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Absolutely. Are you geniuses?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Oh, so, that wasn't what you meant at all. I'm so sorry.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Yes, Sam and David didn't win the jackpot last time
0:02:25 > 0:02:27which means we add another £1,000 to it,
0:02:27 > 0:02:30so today's jackpot starts off... Can you believe it?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33..at £8,000. There we are. APPLAUSE
0:02:33 > 0:02:35I know.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40APPLAUSE
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Remember this if nothing else -
0:02:44 > 0:02:47the pair with the highest score at the end of each round
0:02:47 > 0:02:49will be eliminated. That is it.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Best of luck to all four pairs.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Our first category this afternoon is...
0:02:54 > 0:02:56UK Politicians.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:02:58 > 0:03:00who's going to go second?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09OK. And our question concerns...
0:03:13 > 0:03:16MPs elected at the 2015 general election, Richard.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Yeah, we're going to show you a picture now of 15 MPs,
0:03:19 > 0:03:22all of whom won a seat at the 2015 general election.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Can you identify the most obscure of these?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Very best of luck. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29As Richard's mentioned, we're putting an image up.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31That's going to stay up for the whole round.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33We won't be changing it so it's going to be slightly tough
0:03:33 > 0:03:36for the people who are answering later, possibly.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Yes. Let's reveal our image. Here it comes.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43There we go. There we go.
0:03:43 > 0:03:4715 MPs who were elected at the 2015 general election.
0:03:47 > 0:03:52We just need a name of any of those people featured.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Now, Katie, warm welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Hello. Nice to be here. - And what do you do, Katie?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59I study history at the University of Warwick.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Now, lovely Warwick. - Lovely Warwick.- That's nice.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- On campus there.- Yeah. - And what year are you in?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- I'm just going into my third year, so my final year.- OK.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12And what else have you been getting up to while you're there?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Well, I've got my own radio show at university.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Well, that's a nice thing to have, isn't it?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18So, what do you do on your slot?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20So, I have a lot of chats.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24I have some guests on kind of relating to the week.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27So, for varsity, I had some of the sports team captains in,
0:04:27 > 0:04:29but a lot of the time it's just music.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Wonderful. Now, who are you going to go for?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Well, this isn't a great category for me.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37I only know a few on there,
0:04:37 > 0:04:40so I'm going to go for something I know that's right
0:04:40 > 0:04:43and is really obvious. But I'm hoping it's the least obvious
0:04:43 > 0:04:46of the ones I know. And I'm going to say Nick Clegg.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Nick Clegg, says Katie.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Let's see how many of our 100 people said Nick Clegg.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55It's right.
0:04:57 > 0:05:0070. APPLAUSE
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Not bad. It's a right answer, anyway. There we are. 70.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Yeah, former Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07There he is on the bottom row, second right.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10That's the happiest picture we could find of him since the election.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12LAUGHTER There we are. Thank you very much.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14OK, now, Lucas, welcome to Pointless.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Thank you.- Great to have you here.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- What do you do, Lucas? - I'm a student.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- I do English lit at Newcastle Uni. - Now, how are you enjoying Newcastle?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24It's great. Vibrant place. Lots of fun. Friendly. Cheap.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Three trebles for a fiver. It's good.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29HE LAUGHS And there is everything you need
0:05:29 > 0:05:32to know about Newcastle University. LAUGHTER
0:05:32 > 0:05:35What are your interests aside from your hard study, Lucas?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I'm really into film, like every other person.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Music, like every other person.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43I'm getting an absence of politics. Is that one of your interests?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Current affairs? - Yeah, yeah. Sure. Sure.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- OK.- This is going to be OK, yeah.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Let's put that to the test, Lucas. What would you like to go for?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I'm going for my favourite guy on the board cos he was a former DJ.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56A great guy, Chuka Umunna.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Chuka Umunna. Let's see if that's right.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04It's right.
0:06:05 > 0:06:0870 was our only score to this point,
0:06:08 > 0:06:10and you passed that some while ago.
0:06:10 > 0:06:1211. APPLAUSE
0:06:12 > 0:06:1411 for Chuka Umunna.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Great start, Lucas. Well played.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Yeah, of course, declared for the Labour leadership,
0:06:20 > 0:06:21then pulled out.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23He's got something in common with you.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- He was a chorister at Southwark Cathedral.- There we are.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29I don't know if you know that about yourself, but you are.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- No, I'm remembering now. I'm remembering.- Yeah, there you go.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Thank you. Now, Emilia, welcome back to Pointless.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Thank you. - Now, Emilia, remind us what you do.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- I study politics at Edinburgh University.- Studying politics.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41I mean, this really couldn't have
0:06:41 > 0:06:44fallen better for you, Emilia, could it?
0:06:44 > 0:06:45It could be very embarrassing.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Well, it could also be that, yes.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Remind us what else you like getting up to, though?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- I also present a student radio show. - Now, what time are you on?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54- 10am.- Oh, that's nice.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58No-one is awake, so you're playing out to just my mum.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- But you're playing music or are you...?- Yeah.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02I do music and some chatting. I sometimes do little quizzes,
0:07:02 > 0:07:04depending on what the theme of the week is.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07See, that's fun. Who would you like to go for, Emilia?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- It's got to be low, hasn't it? - I was going to go for Chuka.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14There's quite a few potential Labour candidates on there,
0:07:14 > 0:07:15but I'm going to go for Mhairi Black.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19OK. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Mhairi Black.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22It's right.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Our high score is 70, which you passed just then.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Our low score is 11,
0:07:27 > 0:07:28which you passed just then.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29There we are.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31A new low score, Emilia. Very well done.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34APPLAUSE 7 for Mhairi Black.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Yeah, they would not have let you back to Edinburgh
0:07:36 > 0:07:39if you hadn't gone for Mhairi Black, Emilia. Very well done.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42There she is on the second row, second from the right.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48So, now, Joan, welcome to Pointless.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Lovely to have you here. What do you do, Joan?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Retired for quite a long time. - What did you do, Joan?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56I worked for University of Strathclyde
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Centre for Lifelong Learning laterally on arts projects.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Very good indeed.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- And what do you do in your retirement?- Right, I do...
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I read masses and I like film.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- I do Pilates. I play bridge. - Fabulous.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Now, Joan, how are you going to go in this?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17How are you feeling about that board?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I know a few, so I'm trying to think of which...
0:08:19 > 0:08:21I'll go for Yvette Cooper.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23You're going to go for Yvette Cooper.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25OK, let's see if that's right.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Let's see how many of our 100 people said Yvette Cooper.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Good answer. Look at that. 17.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Very well done indeed, Joan.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41APPLAUSE 17 for Yvette Cooper.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Yeah. First elected in 1997, Yvette Cooper.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- Of course, her husband famously lost his job.- Mm, he did.- Ed Balls.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52There we are. Thank you very much.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54We're halfway through. Let's look at the scores.
0:08:54 > 0:08:587 the best score of that pass. Very well done. Mhairi Black there.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Then we travel up to 11.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Well done, Lucas and Joel. We find you there.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Then 17 is where we find Joan and Sarah.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06And then it's quite a hike.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- I'm sorry, Nick Clegg didn't serve you well there.- No.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12So, yes, Phil, you've got it all to do in the next pass. Best of luck.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14We're coming back down the line.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23OK. So, welcome to the show, Sarah. What do you do?
0:09:23 > 0:09:29I'm a literacy teacher, so I work with a variety of places,
0:09:29 > 0:09:31charities and individuals.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34That's very good. So, you work with all ages or...?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37All ages, all capabilities.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38- That's good. And quite rewarding. - Yeah.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- You actually see proper progress being made.- Yeah.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Really enjoy it, yeah. A big variety of people.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Hugely rewarding for them as well, I should think.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Now, Sarah, there you are on 17.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49If you can score 52 or less,
0:09:49 > 0:09:51you are comfortably into the next round.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56Yeah. I know some of the biggies. Or the ones I think will be biggies.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57- Mm-hm.- Um...
0:09:59 > 0:10:01But nothing particularly obscure, I don't think,
0:10:01 > 0:10:03so I'm going to - since I'm Scottish -
0:10:03 > 0:10:05go for Alex Salmond.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Alex Salmond, says Sarah. Here's your red line.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Get below this red line with Alex Salmond
0:10:09 > 0:10:11and you're through to the next round.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12How many people said it?
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Well done. You've done it.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Look at that. 37, with room to spare.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24APPLAUSE Taking your total up to 54.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Yeah, and he was first elected in 1987,
0:10:28 > 0:10:30which was before Mhairi Black was born.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- HE GASPS Wow.- Yep.- There we go.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Thank you very much.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Well, now then, Tom... - Yeah.- ..we come back to you.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Remind us what you do.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- I'm a PhD student at Edinburgh University.- At Edinburgh.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- In sociology?- It was social policy. - Social policy.- Similar thing.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50I see. OK. And you've done your masters, you're now doing your PhD.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- When does that finish? - In a year's time.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Will you think you'll stick with academia, do you think,
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- or will you...?- Potentially, or maybe move into more,
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- like, social research sort of jobs. - I see. OK.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Tom, well, you're on 7.
0:11:02 > 0:11:0462 or less keeps you comfortably in the game.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07What would you like to go for?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10I think I'm going to go for Caroline Lucas.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Caroline Lucas. There is your red line.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15If you can get below that, you're through to the next round.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20It's right, and through you go.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Very well done.
0:11:24 > 0:11:258.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27APPLAUSE Very impressive on podium three.
0:11:27 > 0:11:297 and 8 respectively,
0:11:29 > 0:11:30taking your total up to 15.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Well played, Tom. Yeah, the only Green MP, Caroline Lucas.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37She was leader of the Greens from 2008 to 2012.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40There we are. Thank you very much, Richard.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Now then, Joel.- Hello.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Joel, hello and welcome to Pointless.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45What do you do, Joel?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I work in marketing for a motorsport events start-up.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50How did you manage to get into that?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Well, I used to race in a university championship
0:11:52 > 0:11:54called The British University Karting Championship
0:11:54 > 0:11:57when I was at uni. And when I graduated,
0:11:57 > 0:12:00I must've made an impression so the company took me on board.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Fantastic. Now, you're on 11.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04The high-scorers are still Phil and Katie, I'm afraid, on 70,
0:12:04 > 0:12:07so 58 is what your target is.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I'm going to play it relatively safe, I think,
0:12:09 > 0:12:11and go for John Bercow.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14John Bercow. John Bercow, says Joel. Here's your red line.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Get below that and you're through to the next round.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Let's see how many people said it.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24It's right and it gets you through. Well done.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Again, with room to spare.
0:12:27 > 0:12:2821.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Taking your total up to 32. APPLAUSE
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Very well done.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Yeah. Another solid answer.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Very well played.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37The Speaker of the House of Commons, of course, John Bercow.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40I'm guessing that was a windy day he was caught there.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Thank you very much indeed.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Now, Phil, I'm sorry to tell you this,
0:12:43 > 0:12:47but you are the high-scorers even before you've given your answer.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48I'm heartily sorry.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Anyway, that aside, a warm welcome to Pointless.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Lovely to have you here. What do you do, Phil?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- I'm a civil servant. - You are a civil servant.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00And what are your interests outside of the civil service?
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Well, despite the look,
0:13:01 > 0:13:05I still try and throw myself around a football pitch on a regular basis.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06I didn't know where that was going.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Throw yourself around...a Greco-Roman wrestling ring.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12LAUGHTER Five-a-side, seven-a-side?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Five-a-side.- Five-a-side. That's good fun.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Now, Phil, this board is all yours.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Would you like to talk us through all the as yet unnamed MPs?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23There's some fairly obvious ones up there.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25David Cameron and Boris Yeltsin.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- LAUGHTER - Couple of the ladies...
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Did I say Boris Yeltsin? - I think you did, yeah.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33LAUGHTER
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Sorry, he had aspirations to be Boris Yeltsin.- There we are.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38He remains Boris Johnson.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41But Tessa Jowell and Harriet Harman, I think.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45And the others, there's a chap there, first name Douglas,
0:13:45 > 0:13:47but that won't get me very far.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51So, I think I'll just go with Tessa Jowell.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Tessa Jowell, says Phil. Let's see if that's right.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Let's see how many of our 100 people said Tessa Jowell.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Ooh.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I think you had another Boris Yeltsin moment there.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I'm afraid that's not Tessa Jowell.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Scores you 100 points.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- 170 is your total. - Yeah, sorry, Phil.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12I think you're looking bottom right, and that's Harriet Harman.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14She would've scored you 32 points.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Now, let's look through all of these from the top.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20So, we've had Chuka Umunna. Next to him... Do you want to have a go?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Theresa May.- Theresa May would've scored you 40 points.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27Next to Theresa May is the former leader of the SDLP...
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Mark Durkan.- ..Mark Durkan. Pointless answer.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Next to John Bercow you've got Jonathan Edwards.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- Don't know him. - Would've scored you 1 point.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Second row, Douglas Carswell. - It was Douglas Carswell.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- I was going to say David Willetts. - No, Douglas Carswell.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43The only UKIP MP elected at the 2015 election.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45He scored 1 point, so well done if you said that.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49David Cameron there would've scored you 88 points.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54- Bottom left is Vladimir Putin. - LAUGHTER
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Bottom left is Boris Johnson.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Boris Johnson would've scored you 72.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Just beats Nick Clegg.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Next to him, last one we've got,
0:15:02 > 0:15:05it's the only Lib Dem in Scotland, Alistair Carmichael.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07He would've scored you 1 point.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11At the end of the first round,
0:15:11 > 0:15:14the pair heading home with our high score of 170, I'm afraid,
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Phil and Katie, it is you.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20But the Yeltsins aside, you clearly know your stuff.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22We'll see you next time. I'm sure we'll get further.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Meantime, thanks very much. Phil and Katie.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Thank you. - APPLAUSE
0:15:27 > 0:15:30But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Well done, everyone. We've made it through to Round Two.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Very exciting indeed.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Best of luck to all three pairs for the next round.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Our category for Round Two is...
0:15:44 > 0:15:45UK Geography.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58OK, and the question concerns...
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Places on the River Thames, Richard.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04We're going to show you six clues
0:16:04 > 0:16:05to facts about places on the River Thames.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08You need to give us the most obscure answer you can.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10So, 12 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11OK, thanks, Richard.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Let's reveal our six clues, our first board of six.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16And here they are. We've got...
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I'm going to read those all again.
0:17:08 > 0:17:13Lucas, what would you like to go for on our board of Thames-side places.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Ooh. This is terrible. I don't know any of these.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20I'm just going to throw a wild guess out.
0:17:20 > 0:17:25For the city that houses Christ Church College and the library,
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I'm just going to say Nottingham.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Nottingham-on-Thames. OK. Let's see if that's right.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Let's see how many of our 100 people went with Nottingham.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36No.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42I'm afraid that was one city David Walliams didn't swim through
0:17:42 > 0:17:46when he was doing that famous swim.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I'm afraid that scores you 100 points. Sorry, Lucas.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Yeah, sorry, Lucas.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52I'll give all the correct answers at the end of the round.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Thanks very much indeed. OK, Emilia.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59I'm quite glad that Lucas got that wrong
0:17:59 > 0:18:01because that's the only one that I know.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I think it might be Oxford.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Oxford, says Emilia.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Let's see if Oxford is right.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Let's see how many of our 100 people said Oxford.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13It is indeed Oxford.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17There you are. 35.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Very well done, Emilia. APPLAUSE
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Yeah. The Bodleian opened in 1602.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Five kings, they say, have been there. 26 prime ministers.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Thanks very much indeed. Now, Joan, this board is all yours.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- Do you want to talk us through it?- No.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- LAUGHTER - Definitely not.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38I'm going to go for - and it's an educated guess -
0:18:38 > 0:18:41was it Reading where Oscar Wilde was imprisoned?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Reading, says Joan. Let's see if that's right.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Let's see how many of our 100 people said Reading.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Absolutely right.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51A very well educated guess, if I may say, Joan.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54And 22 is your reward for it.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Very well done indeed.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57APPLAUSE Lovely low score.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Well done, Joan.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Yeah, The Ballad Of Reading Gaol, of course. So, 22 points.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06And now, the Berkshire town home to the world's oldest
0:19:06 > 0:19:09and largest inhabited castle, can you solve this enigma?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11I'm imagining myself saying something like Windsor.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Windsor Castle. - Is that right?- Yeah, it is.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16It's Windsor Castle, where the Queen lives.
0:19:16 > 0:19:1843 points for that. The Tudor palace.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20I'm going to say Hampton Court.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Hampton Court is the right answer as well.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Yeah, 27 points for that. So, the Kent town?
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- I don't know that one, actually. - Dartford.- Oh, of course.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Dartford Crossing. - 19 points for that.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- And the best answer on the board, the Buckinghamshire town.- Marlow.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Well done. It is Marlow, yeah.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- That would've scored you 6 points. - There we are.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Thank you very much indeed. We're halfway through the round.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Let's take a look at those scores. 22, Joan. Very well done.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Joan and Sarah looking very strong at this point.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Then up to 35, where we find Emilia and Tom.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49And then Lucas and Joel, I'm sorry, up there on 100 points.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Joel, who knows what the next board is going to be like?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54But we need a low score from you, so good luck with that.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56We're coming back down the line now.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:20:00 > 0:20:05OK, well, let's put six more clues up on the board, and here they are.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06We've got...
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I'll read those all one last time.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56There we are. Now, remember,
0:20:56 > 0:20:58we're looking for the names of these places on the River Thames.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Sarah, well, Joan set you up beautifully there.
0:21:01 > 0:21:0322, lovely low score.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07If you can score 77 or less, you are into our head-to-head.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11I honestly haven't a clue about any of them.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15The only one that I think is possible is the London suburb
0:21:15 > 0:21:20that houses the England Rugby Union national stadium.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- Could that be Twickenham? - It could be Twickenham.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Let's find out. Here is your red line.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28If you can get below that red line you're through to the next round.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30How many of our 100 people said Twickenham?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34It most definitely is Twickenham.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Very well done.
0:21:35 > 0:21:3759 it scored you. That's good enough.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39APPLAUSE Sees you very comfortably through.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Well done, Sarah.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42That's great. 81 is your total.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Yeah, Twickenham. Absolutely.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46The stadium, famously, was a cabbage patch
0:21:46 > 0:21:47when the RFU bought it in 1907.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Now, Tom, 64 or less gets you into the head-to-head.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57I'll take a bit of, hopefully, an educated guess,
0:21:57 > 0:22:02but I'm just going to go for a posh school for the bottom one
0:22:02 > 0:22:04and say Eton.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Eton, says Tom. Here's your red line.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09If you can get below that with Eton, you're through to the next round.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Yep, you're through. Well done.
0:22:17 > 0:22:1933. Good score. APPLAUSE
0:22:19 > 0:22:22It takes your total up to 68.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Well done, Tom.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Yeah, also famously attended
0:22:25 > 0:22:28by David Cameron and Boris Yeltsin.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32LAUGHTER Thank you very much, Richard.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Now then, Joel, I'm afraid to say, you're the high-scorers,
0:22:35 > 0:22:37even at this point.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Do you want to talk us through the board, Joel?
0:22:39 > 0:22:42I think I know the first one, so I'm going to go with that one.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Say Henley-upon-Thames.- Henley.- Yep.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Henley-upon-Thames.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48I see what you're doing there. Just trying to get in there.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Let's see if it's right.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Let's see how many of our 100 people said Henley.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56It's right. Well done.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00That's a very good answer, Joel.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Very well done. Very respectable.
0:23:02 > 0:23:0421. APPLAUSE
0:23:04 > 0:23:06But 121, I'm afraid, is your total.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Yeah, well played, Joel. Nice end to the round, though.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12The 9th century Saxon town, this is a very hard question, this one.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Don't know this one.- Cricklade. - Ah.- Cricklade is the answer.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Would've scored you 1 point, so very well done if you said that.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- This one...- This is Runnymede. - Runnymede. Exactly right.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23That's where the Magna Carta was signed. 23 points for that.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- And this one?- I don't know this one.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Gravesend would've scored you 10 points.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31So, Cricklade is the best answer on that board.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Thank you very much indeed.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35So, at the and of our second round, the pair who are heading home
0:23:35 > 0:23:38with our high score of 121, I'm sorry Joel and...
0:23:38 > 0:23:40- Lucas, did you know some of those answers?- I did.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I'm an idiot. My mind just went blank.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Anyway, we'll see you again next time.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Your mind will be full of answers, I'm sure.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49And I hope you'll do much better, but meantime, thanks very much.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Joel and Lucas. APPLAUSE
0:23:52 > 0:23:55But for Sarah and Joan, Tom and Emilia,
0:23:55 > 0:23:56it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Very well done, Tom and Emilia, Sarah and Joan.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06You're now one step closer to the final and a chance
0:24:06 > 0:24:10to play for our jackpot, which currently stands at £8,000.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12There we are. APPLAUSE
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Oh, we're getting closer and closer to that huge jackpot.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Well, you know what the rule is here.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19You can start playing as a team.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20You can chat before you give your answers.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29APPLAUSE
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Here comes your first question, and it concerns...
0:24:39 > 0:24:41A Question Of Sport team captains, Richard.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43We're going to show you five pictures of team captains
0:24:43 > 0:24:45on A Question Of Sport.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Can you identify them, please?
0:24:47 > 0:24:49OK, that's reveal our A Question Of Sport team captains,
0:24:49 > 0:24:51and here they are. We've got...
0:25:12 > 0:25:14There we go.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Five A Question Of Sport team captains.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Tom and Emilia, you're our low scorers so you'll go first.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22I know three of them,
0:25:22 > 0:25:24so it's just trying to figure out
0:25:24 > 0:25:27which one will score the least.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30I think I'm going to go for E,
0:25:30 > 0:25:32which is Ally McCoist.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35E, Ally McCoist, say Tom and Emilia. Ally McCoist.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Now, Sarah and Joan, do you want to talk us through that board?
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- I think D is Phil Tufnell.- Yeah.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43And A is Willie Carson.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46We'll try A, Willie Carson.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49A, Willie Carson. We have Ally McCoist and Willie Carson.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Tom and Emilia went for Ally McCoist for E. Let's see if it's right.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57It is Ally McCoist.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04And it scores you 29. APPLAUSE
0:26:06 > 0:26:0829 for Ally McCoist.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Now, Sarah and Joan have gone for Willie Carson for A.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Let's see if that's right.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Let's see how many of our 100 people said Willie Carson.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18It's right.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Ooh! Oh, 32. APPLAUSE
0:26:25 > 0:26:2832. So nearly there. I knew this was going to be close.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32But very well done, Tom and Emilia. After one question, you're up 1-0.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33Good battle there.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36There's only one answer that would've beaten Ally McCoist.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Let's take a look at who it was.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39B was a bigger scorer.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41That's John Parrott, of course.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Would've scored 38.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45C is the best answer. It's one of
0:26:45 > 0:26:46the original team captains.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48It's the late, great Cliff Morgan.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Would've scored you 10 points.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Very well done if you said that.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53And D, of course, is Phil Tufnell.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54That's the biggest scorer.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Would've scored you 60.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57There we are. Thanks very much indeed.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00OK, here comes your second question, Sarah and Joan.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01You get to answer first,
0:27:01 > 0:27:03but you have to win it to stay in the game,
0:27:03 > 0:27:04so best of luck. It concerns...
0:27:08 > 0:27:09ABBA. Richard.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12We're going to show you five clues now to facts about ABBA.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Can you give us the most obscure answer?
0:27:14 > 0:27:17OK, let's reveal our five clues, and here they come.
0:27:38 > 0:27:39I'll read those all one last time.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Now, Sarah and Joan, you go first.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08- SHE WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY - Yeah.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10Um, yeah.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13I think we're going to go for the form of transport
0:28:13 > 0:28:16featured on the album cover.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19We think it's an aeroplane.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23An aeroplane, say Sarah and Joan. Aeroplane.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27Now, and Tom and Emilia, that board is all yours.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30So, we have a friend at university who's gone on a year abroad
0:28:30 > 0:28:33to Sweden and he told me that if I visited him
0:28:33 > 0:28:38he lived in the town or city where the ABBA museum is.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41So, we're going to guess that the Swedish city
0:28:41 > 0:28:45where the ABBA museum opened in 2013 is Upsala.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48Uppsala. Uppsala.
0:28:48 > 0:28:52OK, so, we have an aeroplane and we have Uppsala.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Sarah and Joan has said an aeroplane
0:28:54 > 0:28:56featured on the front cover of Arrival.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59Let's see if it's right and how many people said aeroplane.
0:29:01 > 0:29:04Nope. I'm afraid not an aeroplane.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Which means, Tom and Emilia,
0:29:06 > 0:29:08you merely have to be correct with Uppsala.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11Uppsala, the Swedish city where you find the ABBA museum.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13Is it right? How many people said Uppsala?
0:29:17 > 0:29:20- No.- Oh!- Not Uppsala either. So, there we are.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22After two questions, Tom and Emilia are up 1-0.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25What's the name of this friend of yours, Emilia?
0:29:25 > 0:29:27LAUGHTER
0:29:27 > 0:29:29- Simon.- Simon. Yeah, typical.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32- Simple Simon, do they call him? - LAUGHTER
0:29:32 > 0:29:34It's in Stockholm. That's the answer there.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37Near Uppsala, but Stockholm is the answer.
0:29:37 > 0:29:41Would've scored you 38 points. Now, it's not an aeroplane.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44- It's a helicopter.- Oh. - 6 points for that.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47The title of ABBA's only US number one single if you had to guess?
0:29:47 > 0:29:50- Waterloo?- Dancing Queen. - Dancing Queen.- Dancing Queen.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Waterloo would've been too early. 10 points for that.
0:29:52 > 0:29:56The group in which Benny Anderson played keyboards was the Hep Stars.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Well done if you got that. 1 point.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00You might know this bottom one. The Abba-esque EP. Do you remember?
0:30:00 > 0:30:03- I do remember. That was Erasure. - Erasure.- Yeah.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05- It would've scored 11 points. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07OK, here comes your third question.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Tom and Emilia, you get to answer it first,
0:30:10 > 0:30:11but Sarah and Joan, you have to win it
0:30:11 > 0:30:14to stay in the game, so best of luck. It concerns...
0:30:17 > 0:30:19Adaptations of John le Carre novels.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22We're going to show you the titles of five John le Carre novels
0:30:22 > 0:30:23all adapted for film or TV,
0:30:23 > 0:30:26but we're missing out the last word of each title.
0:30:26 > 0:30:27Can you fill it in, please?
0:30:27 > 0:30:30OK, let's reveal our five adaptations with missing words,
0:30:30 > 0:30:31and here they are.
0:30:31 > 0:30:32We have...
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Tom and Emilia, you'll go first.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52We're a bit unsure because we think we can fill in one of them
0:30:52 > 0:30:55but we're not sure if we're just thinking of an adaptation.
0:30:55 > 0:30:59It might not be of a John le Carre novel, but...
0:30:59 > 0:31:02- I think we should go for it.- Yeah, should we?- Yeah.- OK. Go on, then.
0:31:02 > 0:31:03I think it's The Constant Gardener.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06The Constant Gardener, say Tom and Emilia.
0:31:06 > 0:31:09Now, Sarah and Joan, do you want to talk us through that board?
0:31:09 > 0:31:11SHE WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY
0:31:11 > 0:31:16I think it's The Russia House. I don't know about The Tailor Of.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19I think The Looking Glass War, is it?
0:31:19 > 0:31:22And Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy will be really huge.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25Shall we go with The Russia House? Yeah. We'll choose The Russia House.
0:31:25 > 0:31:27The Russia House.
0:31:27 > 0:31:29So, we have The Constant Gardener and The Russia House.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Tom and Emilia went for The Constant Gardener.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33Let's see how many people said that.
0:31:35 > 0:31:36It's right.
0:31:39 > 0:31:4248. APPLAUSE
0:31:42 > 0:31:4448 for The Constant Gardener.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Sarah and Joan have gone for The Russia House.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.
0:31:51 > 0:31:52It is right.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55Good answer, and it wins you the point.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57Look at that. There we go.
0:31:57 > 0:31:5918. That's exactly what you needed. APPLAUSE
0:31:59 > 0:32:01Sarah and Joan, you're back in the game.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03After three questions, it's 1-1.
0:32:03 > 0:32:04Great answer. Very well played.
0:32:04 > 0:32:08- Let's fill in these gaps. It's The Tailor Of...- Panama.- ..Panama.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10And that would've scored you 16. You're right.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13It is The Looking Glass War. Would've scored you 20 points.
0:32:13 > 0:32:14One of my favourite novels
0:32:14 > 0:32:17and I'm excited now cos I didn't realise they made a film of it.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20It's from the late '60s, so I shall go and seek that out.
0:32:20 > 0:32:21What, The Looking Glass War?
0:32:21 > 0:32:24I thought you were going to say Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26No. I know they've done that. I know they've done that.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
0:32:28 > 0:32:3089 points for that.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32There we go. Thank you very much indeed.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35OK, here comes the fourth question. This is the decider, I hope.
0:32:35 > 0:32:39Whoever wins this goes through and plays for that jackpot.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...
0:32:43 > 0:32:45Deserts, Richard.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48Going to show you the names of five deserts now in the form of anagrams.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51Can you unscramble them? If you give us the most obscure answer,
0:32:51 > 0:32:54you're going through to play for that £8,000.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five anagrams of deserts.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59Here they are. We've got...
0:33:06 > 0:33:09I'll read those all one last time.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18Now, Sarah and Joan, you will go first this time.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23THEY WHISPER INDISTINCTLY
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Yeah, yeah. OK.
0:33:25 > 0:33:29- Shall we go for...?- Mojave... - Mojave.- ..for JA MOVE.
0:33:29 > 0:33:32For JA MOVE, the one that has all the letters of Mojave in.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35Tom and Emilia, do you want to talk us through that board?
0:33:35 > 0:33:40I think the bottom one is Arabian. The third one is Sahara.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42I don't know the second one.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44I think we're going to go for the top one,
0:33:44 > 0:33:47which hopefully is the Kalahari.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50Kalahari. So, we have Mojave and we have Kalahari.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Now, Sarah and Joan went for Mojave.
0:33:52 > 0:33:55Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Mojave is absolutely right.
0:34:02 > 0:34:0432. APPLAUSE
0:34:06 > 0:34:08Tom and Emilia have gone for Kalahari
0:34:08 > 0:34:10for the top one, HAKA RAIL.
0:34:10 > 0:34:13Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Kalahari.
0:34:16 > 0:34:17It's right.
0:34:20 > 0:34:21And it wins you the point. There we are.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23Look at that. 18 for Kalahari.
0:34:23 > 0:34:24Well done, Tom and Emilia.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26We got there in the end. APPLAUSE
0:34:26 > 0:34:28After four questions, you are through to the final 2-1.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30Yeah, very well played.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33Kalahari also is where Simon thinks the ABBA museum is.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35LAUGHTER
0:34:35 > 0:34:39The second one is the best answer. We'll leave that till last.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42You're right about Sahara, the third one down.
0:34:42 > 0:34:43Would've scored you 60.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45You're right about Arabian at the bottom.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47Quite a low score for Arabian - 21.
0:34:47 > 0:34:50And this second one is the best answer on the board
0:34:50 > 0:34:51by quite a long way.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Anyone who's been in Australia might know it.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Anyone who's just very good at anagrams might know it.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59- Great Victoria Desert.- Mm.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02Great Victoria, 2 points, so very well done if you said that.
0:35:02 > 0:35:03Thanks very much indeed.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:35:06 > 0:35:07I'm afraid, it's Sarah and Joan.
0:35:07 > 0:35:10This is where we say goodbye. We'll see you next time.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12We look forward to that. Meantime, thanks very much,
0:35:12 > 0:35:15Sarah and Joan. APPLAUSE
0:35:16 > 0:35:19But for Tom and Emilia, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25Very well done, Tom and Emilia.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27You've seen off all your competition
0:35:27 > 0:35:29and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:29 > 0:35:30- Yay!- Yay!
0:35:36 > 0:35:38You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,
0:35:38 > 0:35:43and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £8,000.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46APPLAUSE
0:35:47 > 0:35:50You don't need me to remind you there's a lot hanging on this round.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52It could be fantastic.
0:35:52 > 0:35:55Let's see what today's choices are for your category.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08- They are not looking good. - Not so good for us.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10- I think we'll go for... - For the top one, yeah.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13It's all Tom. Tom will go for the top one.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16OK, you're going for Alliterative Sportsmen And Their Victories.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18- Richard.- OK, good luck.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21We are looking for any boxers beaten by Lennox Lewis
0:36:21 > 0:36:23during his professional career.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26We are looking for any players beaten by Andre Agassi
0:36:26 > 0:36:28when he won Wimbledon in 1992,
0:36:28 > 0:36:32or we're looking for any players who played in the final round
0:36:32 > 0:36:36of the Open Championship in 2012 and were beaten by Ernie Els.
0:36:36 > 0:36:37So, boxers beaten by Lennox Lewis,
0:36:37 > 0:36:40players beaten by Agassi at Wimbledon in 1992,
0:36:40 > 0:36:43players in the final round of the Open Championship in 2012
0:36:43 > 0:36:44beaten by Ernie Els.
0:36:44 > 0:36:45Very best of luck.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48OK, as always, you've got one minute to come up with three answers
0:36:48 > 0:36:50and all you need to win that jackpot
0:36:50 > 0:36:52is for one of those answers to be pointless.
0:36:52 > 0:36:53- Are you ready?- Yeah.- Yes.
0:36:53 > 0:36:56OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There you are.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58Your time starts now.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00Bubba Watson is a golfer. Don't know. Maybe not. You go.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Yeah. We could say that.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05- I'm trying to think of tennis players from the- '90s. Yeah.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08- I don't think we really know boxers, do we?- No, I don't know any boxers.
0:37:11 > 0:37:12I'm trying to think who...
0:37:12 > 0:37:13Any tennis...?
0:37:13 > 0:37:17- Maybe some people who were coming up at the time in 1992...- Yeah.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19- ..might have been beaten by him. - Yeah.
0:37:19 > 0:37:23- Lleyton Hewitt.- Yeah.
0:37:23 > 0:37:24Potentially... I don't know.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27- Maybe Roger Federer was beaten by him when he was coming up.- Yeah.
0:37:27 > 0:37:28That's probably...
0:37:28 > 0:37:29That's a while ago, but yeah.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34- I can't think of any boxers at all. - No, it's not good.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36I was hoping for some football.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40So, golfers that have won recently
0:37:40 > 0:37:41but might have been defeated in 2012?
0:37:41 > 0:37:43I don't know. I only know Bubba Watson.
0:37:43 > 0:37:46- Yeah, we'll go with Bubba Watson. - That's a complete punt.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49- Ten seconds left. - But you have two tennis players?
0:37:49 > 0:37:52Yeah. Lleyton Hewitt and Mark Philippoussis.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55- I trust you.- I don't. - THEY LAUGH
0:37:57 > 0:37:58OK, that's your time up.
0:37:58 > 0:38:02I now need your three answers and each category your answering.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04This is almost definitely going to be wrong.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06It's the only golfer whose name I know.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08It might not even be his name. Bubba Watson.
0:38:08 > 0:38:11- OK, Bubba Watson.- For golfer. - OK, Bubba Watson.
0:38:11 > 0:38:16- And then for the tennis players, Lleyton Hewitt...- Lleyton Hewitt.
0:38:16 > 0:38:17..and Mark Philippoussis.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20- And Mark Philippoussis.- But I think they're a bit too late, but...
0:38:20 > 0:38:21Of those answers,
0:38:21 > 0:38:24which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:38:24 > 0:38:28- Maybe Mark Philippoussis. - Mark Philippoussis goes last.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31- Least likely to be pointless? - Bubba Watson.- Bubba Watson.
0:38:31 > 0:38:32He's got to go in there somewhere.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35- And then we put Lleyton Hewitt in the middle.- Mm-hm.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37OK, let's put those up on the board in that order then,
0:38:37 > 0:38:39and here they are.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Your answers are Bubba Watson, Lleyton Hewitt
0:38:41 > 0:38:43and Mark Philippoussis.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Well, very, very good luck.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48If you were to win that £8,000 jackpot, what would you do with it?
0:38:48 > 0:38:50Tom, you first.
0:38:50 > 0:38:54It's a lot of money. I think I'd try and go on holiday.
0:38:54 > 0:38:58My friend's band are playing at a festival in Barcelona,
0:38:58 > 0:38:59so I'd quite like to go to see that.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02Marvellous. Emilia, what would you like to do?
0:39:02 > 0:39:04I've got a pretty massive student loan,
0:39:04 > 0:39:06but I think with that amount of money,
0:39:06 > 0:39:08my mum has had a bit of a rubbish year
0:39:08 > 0:39:10so I'd like to take her on holiday somewhere hot.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12That would be nice. Very good indeed.
0:39:12 > 0:39:13Well, very, very best of luck.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Three answers, as I say, on the board.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18Three shots at today's jackpot. Your first answer was Bubba Watson.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21In this case, we were looking for golfers
0:39:21 > 0:39:23beaten by Ernie Els in 2012.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25If it is pointless, it will win you £8,000.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28You were determined to get Bubba Watson on this board, Emilia,
0:39:28 > 0:39:29and here he is.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bubba Watson? Is it pointless?
0:39:32 > 0:39:33Is it right?
0:39:36 > 0:39:37- It's right.- Oh, my...
0:39:37 > 0:39:39LAUGHTER
0:39:39 > 0:39:40Bubba Watson is a correct answer.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42Now, if this goes all the way down to zero,
0:39:42 > 0:39:44you will leave here with £8,000.
0:39:44 > 0:39:45Down it goes through the teens
0:39:45 > 0:39:46into single figures.
0:39:46 > 0:39:47Still going down.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49- Down it goes. Oh, no! - Oh!- We stop at 2.
0:39:49 > 0:39:51We stop at 2 for Bubba Watson. APPLAUSE
0:39:57 > 0:40:00- Wow. That's a great answer. - Thank you.
0:40:00 > 0:40:01It's a great answer.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03I'm afraid it's not pointless, that's the only trouble.
0:40:03 > 0:40:05At this stage of the game, they have to be pointless,
0:40:05 > 0:40:08but still can't take away from what a good answer that was.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11- I'm just happy it was right. - Yeah. Well, there you are.
0:40:11 > 0:40:14Two more shots at today's jackpot. Your next answer was Lleyton Hewitt.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16In this case we were looking for tennis players
0:40:16 > 0:40:19beaten by Andre Agassi at Wimbledon in 1992.
0:40:19 > 0:40:20Lleyton Hewitt.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22It has to be right and pointless for you to win.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25For £8,000, how many people said Lleyton Hewitt?
0:40:29 > 0:40:33Ooh, no. I'm afraid not Lleyton Hewitt.
0:40:33 > 0:40:34Not Lleyton Hewitt,
0:40:34 > 0:40:36which means you've only got one more shot at £8,000.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38Your next answer was Mark Philippoussis.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40Again, we were looking for tennis players
0:40:40 > 0:40:42beaten by Andre Agassi in 1992.
0:40:42 > 0:40:45For £8,000, how many people said Mark Philippoussis?
0:40:48 > 0:40:50- Oh, no!- Aw!- I'm sorry.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53APPLAUSE Oh.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56Oh, I'm so sorry.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59- So exciting, that first answer there.- Yeah.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Oh, I thought we were set fair for a nice jackpot handover there.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04- I should've let Emilia name some more golfers.- Yeah.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06- Somewhere in there I've got... - Clearly.
0:41:06 > 0:41:08I'm so sorry you didn't manage
0:41:08 > 0:41:10to find that all-important pointless answer,
0:41:10 > 0:41:12so you don't win today's jackpot of £8,000.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14That will roll over onto the next show.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17I'm sorry that you didn't take the jackpot home.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19You do get to take home a Pointless trophy, so there we are.
0:41:19 > 0:41:23Tom and Emilia, well done. APPLAUSE
0:41:23 > 0:41:25Yeah, it's been lovely having you here as well.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28Thank you for joining us. The tennis one was impossible.
0:41:28 > 0:41:29I mean, don't go anywhere near it.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31Boxing and golf are gimmes
0:41:31 > 0:41:34for anyone who knows anything about boxing or golf.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36There are so many pointless answers, and big answers as well.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39Well, that's take a look at Lennox Lewis first.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Some of the boxers he beat. Big names here.
0:41:41 > 0:41:44Donovan Ruddock. Gary Mason is a pointless answer. Tony Tucker.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47Vitali Klitschko, which was his last win. That's a pointless answer.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50Derek Williams, Francois Botha, Glenn McCrory.
0:41:50 > 0:41:51Hasim Rahman is a pointless answer.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Henry Akinwande is a pointless answer.
0:41:53 > 0:41:57Everybody, apart from Tyson, Bruno, Holyfield, McCall and Briggs.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Every other Lennox Lewis victory was a pointless answer,
0:41:59 > 0:42:01so well done if you got one of those.
0:42:01 > 0:42:02Andre Agassi, much harder.
0:42:02 > 0:42:05Scores for Becker, McEnroe and Ivanisevic,
0:42:05 > 0:42:07but here are your four pointless answers.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10Chesnokov, Saceanu, Rostagno and Masso.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13Very well done if you got any of those. Incredibly good knowledge.
0:42:13 > 0:42:17Now, golf, there are 82 answers here and 72 of them are pointless.
0:42:17 > 0:42:2072 pointless answers. Let's take a look at a few of them.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23Brandt Snedeker, Jim Furyk, Matt Kuchar, Vijay Singh.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25All sorts of big names.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28Dustin Johnson, Geoff Ogilvy, Graeme McDowell, Jamie Donaldson.
0:42:28 > 0:42:29John Daly is a pointless answer.
0:42:29 > 0:42:32Keegan Bradley, Louis Oosthuizen, Miguel Angel Jimenez,
0:42:32 > 0:42:35Paul Lawrie, Retief Goosen, Rickie Fowler, Thomas Bjorn.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38Zach Johnson, who won in 2015. Loads of pointless answers.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40The only ones that scored points -
0:42:40 > 0:42:42Woods, McIlroy, Harrington, Westwood, Bubba Watson,
0:42:42 > 0:42:45Ian Poulter, Tom Watson, Adam Scott, Luke Donald and Hunter Mahan.
0:42:45 > 0:42:49Every single other answer - 72 of them - were pointless answers,
0:42:49 > 0:42:52so very well done at home, but you do not win £8,000.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54We would bankrupt the BBC, I'm afraid.
0:42:54 > 0:42:55Thanks very much, Richard.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye, Tom and Emilia,
0:42:58 > 0:43:00We've loved having you. Thanks for playing. Tom and Emilia.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03APPLAUSE Brilliant, brilliant contestants.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07Well, Tom and Emilia didn't win our jackpot today,
0:43:07 > 0:43:09which means it rolls over onto the next show
0:43:09 > 0:43:11when we will be playing for £9,000.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Join us then to see if someone can win it.
0:43:13 > 0:43:15- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18And it's goodbye for me. Goodbye. APPLAUSE