0:00:21 > 0:00:23Thank you very much indeed.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,
0:00:25 > 0:00:28the show where the aim of the game is to avoid the obvious answers
0:00:28 > 0:00:29and find the obscure ones.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- And couple number one.- Hi, I'm Jess.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39I'm from North Shields. And this is Pete,
0:00:39 > 0:00:43- my boyfriend, and he's from Alton. - Couple number two.- Hi, I'm Phil.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45This is my daughter, Katie. I'm from Sutton Coldfield.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Katie is from Royal Leamington Spa.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- Couple number three.- Hi, I'm Sarah.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53This is my mum, Joan, and we're both from Glasgow.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- And finally, couple number four. - Hello, my name's Lucas.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58This is my brother, Joel, and we're from Bushey in Hertfordshire.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00And these are today's contestants.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Well, thanks very much, all of you. A warm welcome to the show.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07We'll find out more about each of you
0:01:07 > 0:01:08throughout the show as it goes along.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14An Olympic-quality athlete, if, as expected, they introduce
0:01:14 > 0:01:18the watching telly and eating quiche steeplechase to the next games.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya. Hello, everybody.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Good afternoon.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Good afternoon. - Good afternoon to you.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Now, what a show we had last time
0:01:28 > 0:01:31and what a show we're going to have this time, I suspect.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Returning cast of characters here. On podium two, Phil and Kate.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Phil did nothing wrong
0:01:36 > 0:01:39other than calling Boris Johnson, Boris Yeltsin.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Apart from that, perfect.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Got knocked out in the first round, but actually, you avoided that
0:01:44 > 0:01:47terrible, terrible second round which is all about history
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and all sorts of things, and that's where Joel and Lucas left us.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Didn't go brilliantly, Round Two, did it, gents? Round One, terrific.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Round Two, less good.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56And then Sarah and Joan got all the way through
0:01:56 > 0:01:57to that head-to-head,
0:01:57 > 0:02:00and got knocked out by lovely Tom and Amelia,
0:02:00 > 0:02:04playing for that very big jackpot, playing for an £8,000 jackpot.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06We gave them one of the questions, a golf question,
0:02:06 > 0:02:10had 82 answers, and 72 of those answers were pointless.
0:02:10 > 0:02:1272 pointless answers,
0:02:12 > 0:02:14and they avoided
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- all 72 of those pointless answers. - LAUGHTER
0:02:17 > 0:02:20So I won't tell you what the jackpot is today, but I will say
0:02:20 > 0:02:24if you were to go into Poundland, you could buy 9,000 things with it.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Wow, that's a lot of...
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I won't say what it is cos I know you want to reveal it.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- No, no, you did that very well. - Yeah.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Tom and Amelia didn't win the jackpot last time, so we add
0:02:33 > 0:02:36another £1,000 to that, so today's jackpot
0:02:36 > 0:02:38starts off at £9,000.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Look at that. There we are.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42APPLAUSE
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50APPLAUSE
0:02:50 > 0:02:53All you have to remember is this, the pair with the highest
0:02:53 > 0:02:56score at the end of each round will be eliminated.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59So you just have to do what you can to make sure you are not that pair.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Best of luck to all four pairs. Our first category this afternoon is...
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Can you all, please, decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:03:08 > 0:03:11who's going to go second on the English language?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18OK, and the question concerns...
0:03:22 > 0:03:25CHI Words or CHAI Words, Richard.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Yeah, I was just thinking, though.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30That is the biggest jackpot for a very, very long time on the show.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Very long time.- I'm genuinely nervous for everybody.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- I'm a little...- It would be a lovely show to win, wouldn't it?
0:03:35 > 0:03:36It'll go sooner or later.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38It doesn't stick around so much, the jackpot, these days.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Sometimes we give it away seven shows in a row. But £9,000.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43I wish you all the very best of luck.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45We're going to show you, on each board, seven
0:03:45 > 0:03:48definitions of words from oxforddictionaries.com.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Those words all start C-H-I.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Can you give us the most obscure of those?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55There's going to be 14 in all to get at home, so very best of luck.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Thanks very much indeed.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59So let's reveal our first board of clues, and here they are.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00We've got...
0:04:30 > 0:04:31I'm going to read those all again.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Now, Jess. Welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you here.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59What do you do?
0:04:59 > 0:05:04I've just graduated from the University of Durham with geology.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Very exciting. Did you have a lovely time there?- Yeah, yeah.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Sad to leave?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12A bit, but I'm kind of looking forward
0:05:12 > 0:05:13to being out in the real world.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16So have you got anything lined up, then, for the future?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Yeah, I'm starting a graduate scheme in September,
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- so pretty lucky.- OK.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Now, Jess, what would you like to go for on this board of C-H-I words?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I know a few, but I think I'm going to go for the
0:05:28 > 0:05:30light, transparent fabric,
0:05:30 > 0:05:31which I think is chiffon.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Chiffon, says Jess. Let's see if chiffon's right.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Let's see how many people said chiffon.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39There we are. It's right.
0:05:42 > 0:05:4349 for chiffon.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Good start, Jess. Well played.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52So it looks very delicate but surprisingly strong, chiffon.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Really?- Hm.- I did not know that about chiffon.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57There's a quality I didn't know. Goodness.
0:05:57 > 0:06:03- A chiffon rope would hold your weight.- No, would it?- I don't know.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- They're not mine, ropes.- Yeah, I would have thought so, yeah.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06- Let's say yes.- OK, good.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Let's say yes, and let's film it.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Done. We'll do it after the show.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Xander is about to dangle out of a helicopter.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Richard has made him a chiffon rope.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Arrggghhhhh!- Turns out I was wrong.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22LAUGHTER
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Phil, welcome back to Pointless. We saw you very briefly last time.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Great to have you back here. Remind us what you do, Phil.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30I'm a civil servant, Alexander.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34But we discovered last time you're still a keen football player.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Yeah, I try my best to take my aged limbs around a football pitch
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- more often than I should. - And is it a civil service game?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42There are other civil servants who you play with.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Yeah, we tend to settle old scores
0:06:44 > 0:06:46on the football pitch over lunchtime.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Which department seems to be at the top of the tree at the moment?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Well, you can always... You never trust the Inland Revenue, do you?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55So, I didn't really say that.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57THEY LAUGH
0:06:57 > 0:06:59They always add 17.5% to their score,
0:06:59 > 0:07:02that's the problem, isn't it?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Phil, what would you like to go for on this board?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08There's two or three straightforward ones.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I'm going to play it fairly safe after last time
0:07:10 > 0:07:13and get a score on the board, so I'm going to go for a fine white
0:07:13 > 0:07:16or translucent ceramic material.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- I'll go for china.- China, says Phil. Let's see if china's right.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Let's see how many of our 100 people said china.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27It's right. Well, 49 is our only score so far.
0:07:27 > 0:07:2964. There we are.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32APPLAUSE
0:07:32 > 0:07:34And so, there are some big scorers on this board,
0:07:34 > 0:07:37as there quite often are on these rounds where we define things.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39And china, obviously, just comes from China.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Porcelain from China, it used to be called. It was shortened to china.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45There we are. Thank you much indeed, Richard.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Sarah, welcome back to Pointless.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Head-to-headers, you and Joan, last time.- That's right, yes.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- That was quite a long head-to-head round, that was. BOTH:- It was, yes.
0:07:54 > 0:07:59- Yeah. Now, Sarah, remind us what you do.- I'm a literacies tutor.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Yeah, I teach groups and individuals in Glasgow.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06That's right. And what do you like getting up to in your spare time?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Oh, I do quite a lot of things. I like running.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11I like reading. I do a bit of family history.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I do a bit of creative writing.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17I've just set up a genealogy service,
0:08:17 > 0:08:19so I'm kind of concentrating on that at the moment.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21You set it, you've had such fun doing your own...
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Yeah, it started off as a hobby,
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- and I'm hoping to work doing family history.- Excellent.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29I mean, it's great fun, that, isn't it? Always intriguing.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Now, Sarah, what would you like to go for on this board?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- SHE SIGHS - Right.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37I know four of them.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41But I think three out of the four might be quite high.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44So I'm going to go for one that's slightly risky.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I don't feel quite sure about it.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51- I'm wondering if scold or rebuke might be chide.- Chide.- Yeah.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Chide, says Sarah. That sounds like a good one.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Let's see if it's right.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Let's see how many of our 100 people said chide.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02It's right. Now, 64 is our high score. You pass that.
0:09:02 > 0:09:0649's our low score. You pass that. 47 for chide, well done.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09APPLAUSE
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Well played, Sarah, yeah.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13So it comes from the 14th century, the word chide.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Been around a long time.- Hm.- Hm.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- There we are. Joel, welcome back. - Hello!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Remind us what you do.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I am in marketing for a motorsport events company.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Now that's fun. Where are you based?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27We are based in Central London at the moment.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29And then we travel all around the country to different
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- car tracks to do the events themselves.- Fabulous.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34And so, what, that's a sort of weekly event you have?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I mean, the main championship we do is for students,
0:09:36 > 0:09:38so it's generally within the university term.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41So we all sort of finish before the universities go out for summer.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43So at the moment, it's fairly quiet,
0:09:43 > 0:09:46but it picks up again towards the end of the year.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I just can't... I have to say, I can't think of a more fun job.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- That must be enormously fun. - It is, it's very exciting, yes.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Yeah, very good.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Joel, now, how are we feeling about these words starting C-H-I?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Similar to the others, there's a couple of easy ones,
0:09:58 > 0:10:01and I'm going to take a bit of a risk to make sure we get,
0:10:01 > 0:10:03hopefully, a fairly low score.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07I'm going to go for the third one, the rodent, which is chinchilla.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Chinchilla, says Joel.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Now, let's see how far down the column we get with chinchilla.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17It's right. 64 still our high score.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21You passed that. 59 for chinchilla.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23APPLAUSE
0:10:23 > 0:10:25I was doing the thing that chinchilla might
0:10:25 > 0:10:26go a bit lower than that.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Yeah, you'd have thought so, but...
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Almost hunted to extinction, the chinchilla.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- Not any more now. It's much safer. Just because of their fur.- I see.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36There's... 13 of them went over to the United States,
0:10:36 > 0:10:39not by themselves, were taken over to the United States,
0:10:39 > 0:10:43and all chinchillas in captivity are descended from those 13 chinchillas.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- That's interesting.- They're thriving in captivity, at least.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Now, everyone avoided the two obvious ones
0:10:49 > 0:10:51and avoided the best answer as well.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53So let's fill in the obvious ones first.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56We will start with the bottom ones, shall we? Young human being.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- The answer to that is child.- I think it's a child.- ..child, absolutely.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- 86 points for that. - 14 people didn't know that.
0:11:03 > 0:11:08Yeah, 14 people going, "Ah, it's a young human being.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- "A chi..."- Is it chiswick? - "Chimp, is it?"
0:11:12 > 0:11:16And the protruding part of the face.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- I'm going to come out and say chin. - Chin is the right answer.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21You only need to put one letter on that one, don't you?
0:11:21 > 0:11:2597 points for that. So, again, three people not getting it.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27And the best answer is the top one.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Yeah, it is. Better known as the helicopter.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Also known as a helicopter,- Yeah, yeah, it is, the chinook.- Chinook.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- There we are.- And that would have scored 13 points,
0:11:34 > 0:11:36so very well done if you said that.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Thank you, Richard. So we're halfway through the round.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Let's take a look at those scores.
0:11:40 > 0:11:4147, Sarah and Joan, very well done.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43There you are at the top of the board.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Then 49 is where we find Jess and Pete, very well done.
0:11:45 > 0:11:4759 is where we find Joel and Lucas.
0:11:47 > 0:11:4964, Phil and Katie.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Once again, we can't be sending you home at the end of the first round.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I simply refuse to do that.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56So, Katie we need a sort of chinook kind of answer from you, OK?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58That's what we're depending on.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00We're going to come back down the line now.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:12:03 > 0:12:07OK, let's put seven more definitions up on the board, and here they are.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38I'll read those all one last time.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Lucas.- Hello.- Welcome back. Good to have you here.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07You're studying English Literature at Newcastle.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- That's right, that's right. - And you've finished one year.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Two years now.- You've finished two years!- Two years, yeah, yeah.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14My, twice you've been round the course.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15How is this last year going to be?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I mean, obviously we're looking ahead to it now.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20But, yeah, no, I'm looking forward to getting back and seeing everyone.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Yeah, I love the course. It's a lot of fun.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26Newcastle's a great place, so, yeah, I'm looking forward to going back.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Three trebles for £5. Is that what you said last time?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30It's true. You should come up.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I don't understand where their margins are there, Lucas.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36- Three trebles for a fiver? - Yeah, I don't know. Lethal vodka.
0:13:36 > 0:13:41- Probably paint stripper, who knows? - Who knows? Lucas, you're on 59.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43You're not the high-scorers.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46If you could score 4 or less,
0:13:46 > 0:13:48you'd avoid becoming the high-scorers yourselves.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51What would you like to go for on this board?
0:13:51 > 0:13:55I'm feeling about going for elegantly and stylishly fashionable
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- so I'm going to say chic.- Chic, says Lucas. Here is your red line.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00If you can get below that with chic,
0:14:00 > 0:14:02well, wouldn't that be great?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Let's see how many of our 100 people said chic.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10It's right. Oh, ye, ye!
0:14:10 > 0:14:1288, Lucas!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14APPLAUSE
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Chic takes your total
0:14:16 > 0:14:17up to 147.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20That's a... Yeah, that's a high score.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Yeah, well, another one where you only had to
0:14:22 > 0:14:23fill in one letter, wasn't it?
0:14:23 > 0:14:26It comes from German, schick, which means skill.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29I somehow thought it was from French. I don't know why.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30- Well, chic is French. - Obviously it is.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32But the word chic comes from schick.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34I'm going to say it again. Wow. There we are.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Thank you very much indeed.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Now, Joan, welcome back to the show. Great to have you here.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43Remind us what you like getting up to, Joan, in Glasgow.
0:14:43 > 0:14:48Well, I do Pilates. I read masses and I play bridge.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Do you do contract bridge? Do you mean contract bridge? Yes.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- Contract bridge, yeah. - With all the conventions.- Yes.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- Aw. You have to, that takes a lot of getting used to.- It does, actually.
0:14:59 > 0:15:04- I'm not a games player at all, but I love it.- Love bridge.- Yeah.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Joan, what would you like to go for? If you can score 99 or less...
0:15:08 > 0:15:11I think I know most of them, but it's finding the one.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I think the bottom one.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14I'll go for chivalrous.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Chivalrous, says Joan. Chivalrous.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Here is your red line.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Look at that.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Let's see how many of our 100 people said chivalrous.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Very well done.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30There we are.
0:15:30 > 0:15:3248. Nice grouping.
0:15:32 > 0:15:3447 for what Sarah scored.
0:15:34 > 0:15:3595 is your total.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Very well played, yeah. Comes from the medieval chivalric code,
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- the behaviour expected of knights. - There we are. Yes.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- Thank you very much indeed. Katie.- Hello.- There we are, Katie.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Now, lovely to have you back. Remind us what you do, Katie.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52I'm a history student at the University of Warwick.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Indeed you are. And also, you host a mid-morning show.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Sorry, early morning.- Early morning. - An early morning show.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- What's the name of your radio station?- It's Radio at Warwick.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- Radio at Warwick.- Yeah, that's the radio station.- Catchy.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08That'll be at like the computer @, won't it?
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- It will be, it will be.- So modern. - I know.- Isn't it?- So modern.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Remember that @ key never had anything to do
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- for about 200 years, did it? - Unless it was maths.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- I wish I'd bought shares in @. - That...
0:16:22 > 0:16:24That would have been brilliant.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Now, Katie, do you play music on the show?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Yeah, I play music and I have guests on
0:16:29 > 0:16:32and I'm hoping to have a co-host as of September.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- Oh, you're looking for a co-host? - Well, I have one.- You have one.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39I'm sorry, I should have told you this before, but...
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- sometimes you get a better offer. - From September?- A big secret, yeah.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Oh, you can't say who it is at this stage?- Oh, no, no.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48OK, that is very, very exciting.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Well done!- Thank you.- That's great.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- I'm so excited.- Good luck with that. RADIO VOICE:- It's 8.07.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56That's fine.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- RADIO VOICE: At Warwick.- Yes.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00There we go. Now, Katie, you're on 64.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- If you could score 82 or less...- OK.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- ..you're through. - That's the dream.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- It's the dream. - Um, I know a couple of them.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10I'm just trying to decide which one will be the least.
0:17:10 > 0:17:15But I think I'm going to go for the third one and say chickpea.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Chickpea. Chickpea, says Katie. Here's your red line.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Nice and high. Get below that with chickpea, and you're into Round Two.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Very well done.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- FATHER WHISPERS: - Well done, you star!
0:17:29 > 0:17:33APPLAUSE
0:17:33 > 0:17:3540 takes your total up to 104.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Well played, Katie. Safely through there.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Main ingredient of hummus.- Mmm.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42I don't like... Everyone likes hummus apart from me.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Do you know, I never like hummus until I've had a bit.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Do you know what I mean? You look at it and think,
0:17:47 > 0:17:49"Hmm, do I feel like hummus?"
0:17:49 > 0:17:51And you have a bit, maybe on a carrot.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55And you eat it and you think, "Oh, I might have a bit more of that."
0:17:55 > 0:17:58And before you know it, you've eaten all the hummus.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01You have no sense of hummus. THEY LAUGH
0:18:01 > 0:18:04That's very true. I might try it on a Twix.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06THEY LAUGH
0:18:06 > 0:18:10- That would do it. Thanks very much. Now then, Pete.- Hi.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Welcome to the show. And what do you do, Pete?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I've also just graduated from Durham University.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17What were you reading?
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- Geology as well.- Same as Jess. Which is where you met.- It is, yeah.
0:18:21 > 0:18:26- On the rocks. Aw.- It was actually over a microscope so...
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Oh, it's even more romantic!
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Um, and what are you going to be doing now you've left Durham?
0:18:32 > 0:18:33So I have been looking for jobs,
0:18:33 > 0:18:36but unfortunately, they're a little bit hard to get now,
0:18:36 > 0:18:40so I'm going to go off to Australia to coach some orienteering.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- For how long?- For six months.- Jess, how are we feeling about that?
0:18:44 > 0:18:47It means I get to go on holiday to Australia, really, so...
0:18:47 > 0:18:49That's very good news, Pete. Yes, exactly.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- So coaching orienteering?- Yes.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54So you are particularly good at orienteering, you must be.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58- Yeah, I'm in the Great Britain squad for orienteering.- Get out of town!
0:18:58 > 0:19:01You're in the Great British squad for orienteering.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Exactly, I think that's amazing! Wow!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05APPLAUSE
0:19:05 > 0:19:07That's great fun!
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I'd love to see the directions that were sent on for your job interview.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12LAUGHTER
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Aw, now, Pete, you're on 49.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17The high-scorers over there on the far podium,
0:19:17 > 0:19:22it's Joel and Lucas on 147, so 97 or less gets you through.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25So, I've got answers to three of them,
0:19:25 > 0:19:27and I've been racking my brains for the fourth.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29You can talk through all your answers if you like.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30I believe the top one is chilli.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33And then I'm struggling with the second one.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36And the one at the bottom is Chihuahua.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38But I think I'm going to go for the middle one,
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- the sharp series of bends, as chicane.- Chicanes, OK.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Pete says, chicanes. Let's see if that's right. Here is your red line.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Get below that with chicanes, you're through to the next round.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Very well done indeed.
0:19:53 > 0:19:5565 for chicanes
0:19:55 > 0:19:58takes your total up to 114 and
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- sees you into Round Two. Very well done.- Well played, Peter.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05You were right about the top one as well. It is chilli.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09And chilli would have scored you 54. You're right about the dog as well.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Chihuahua. That would've scored you 50.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14And it's funny how the brain works because you know all of them,
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- but the second one's actually an obvious one. It's chief.- Oh.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19And it would have scored you 78 points.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22So the best answer on that board is chickpea.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Well, we're at the end of our first round, and I'm sorry to say...
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Lucas and Joel, it was Round Two last time.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I was hoping that was you through to the head-to-head and beyond,
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- instead of which it's Round One. - Unfortunately.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Yeah, very unfortunately. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.- It's all right.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40It's been great having you on the show. We have to say goodbye.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Thanks so much, Lucas and Joel!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53APPLAUSE
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Well done, everyone. We've made it through to Round Two.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59We've seen off one of our returning pairs as well.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Congratulations, Katie, our lowest individual score of the round.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Very well done. Our category for Round Two today is...
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Swimming. Can you all decide in your pairs, who is going to go first,
0:21:12 > 0:21:14who's going to go second?
0:21:14 > 0:21:17And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:21:22 > 0:21:28We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:21:31 > 0:21:32..as they could.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Olympic gold medal winning swimmers since 1972, Richard.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Yeah, any man or woman who has won an Olympic gold in an individual
0:21:39 > 0:21:42swimming event, please, all the way through from the 1972 Olympics
0:21:42 > 0:21:45up to and including the 2012 Olympics.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- Thanks very much indeed. Pete.- Yes, hello.
0:21:49 > 0:21:54- Pete.- I can only think of really big names
0:21:54 > 0:22:00- so I'm going to have to go with Ian Thorpe.- Ian Thorpe, says Pete.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Let's see if our 100 people agree with Pete. Ian Thorpe.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05How many of our 100 said it?
0:22:08 > 0:22:09It's right.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15That's not a bad answer, Pete. 16. 16.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Good start to the round.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20APPLAUSE
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Yeah, five golds, five individual golds -
0:22:22 > 0:22:26three in Sydney and two in Athens. Ian Thorpe, the Thorpedo.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30The thorpedo, indeed. Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Now, Phil.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Yeah, there's probably a slight advantage in being a little
0:22:33 > 0:22:35older than some of the others here
0:22:35 > 0:22:38cos I can just about remember, I think it was the '76 Olympics.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41I'm going to go for Scotsman David Wilkie.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43David Wilkie, says Phil.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50It's right.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Come on, get down, get down.
0:22:52 > 0:22:5516 is our only score at this point. You pass it.
0:22:55 > 0:22:568 for David Wilkie.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Well played, Phil.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Great answer, Phil. Yeah, 1976 in Montreal, as you say.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Thanks very much. Now then, Sarah.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Who would you like to go for?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12I can't think of anything
0:23:12 > 0:23:16that would be particularly low.
0:23:16 > 0:23:21The only one that I can think of that I'm fairly sure would
0:23:21 > 0:23:23have won a gold medal, is Duncan Goodhew.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Duncan Goodhew, says Sarah.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Let's see how many of our 100 people said Duncan Goodhew.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Absolutely right.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36Well, 16 and 8 are our scores at this point.
0:23:36 > 0:23:3828 for Duncan Goodhew.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41APPLAUSE
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Yeah, won the 100m breaststroke in Moscow, Duncan Goodhew.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Just remains in the public's affection,
0:23:47 > 0:23:48has done ever since, hasn't he?
0:23:48 > 0:23:52He's one of those people that came into prominence and never went away.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Hmm. No. Well, we're halfway through the round.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Let's take a look at those scores. 8, well done, Phil and Katie.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59This is a new Phil and Katie that we're seeing.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01I think I might be about to ruin it.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Well, just don't ruin the illusion yet.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05This is a new Phil and Katie. Very well done.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Keep this up and you'll be definitely,
0:24:07 > 0:24:09definitely in the head-to-head.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Then up to 16 where we find Pete and Jess
0:24:11 > 0:24:13and then up to 28, Sarah and Joan.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15I mean, you're not way ahead, but, Joan, if you can think of a nice
0:24:15 > 0:24:18low-scoring answer, that's what we need from you
0:24:18 > 0:24:20to keep you in the game. We're going to come back down the line now.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28So, Joan. Remember we are looking for anyone who's won a gold medal
0:24:28 > 0:24:32in an individual swimming event at the Olympics.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36I really don't know. I'll just have to guess one, I think.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41- Daley Thompson? - Daley Thompson, says Joan.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Well, there's no red line for you as you are the high-scorers.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Let's see how many of our 100 people said Daley Thompson.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Ooh, I'm sorry, Joan.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, scores you 100 points.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Takes your total up to 128.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Yeah, very, very few things that Daley Thompson can't do,
0:24:58 > 0:25:00but winning swimming gold is one of them.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Thanks very much. Now, Katie.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- That's taken a bit of pressure off, hasn't it?- Yeah, definitely.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11- I don't think I know anything. - Surely you know something!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Yeah, you'd hope.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15I don't know if I'm just making this up,
0:25:15 > 0:25:18but I'm going to say Michael Scholes.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Michael Scholes, says Katie.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22No red line for you, you're already through.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Let's see if Michael Scholes is right.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30No, I'm afraid no Michael Scholes.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31But scores you 100 points,
0:25:31 > 0:25:33you're still through to the next round.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Yeah, and the good news is now you do know
0:25:35 > 0:25:37- whether you're making it up or not. - THEY LAUGH
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now, Jess.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44We come to you once again. It doesn't matter what you score.
0:25:44 > 0:25:49Yeah, and it's a good thing because I really can't think of anyone.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53- I'm going to go for Tom Davidson. - Tom...- I don't know.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55..Davidson, Tom Davidson.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57No red line for you. You're already through.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Let's see how many of our 100 people said Tom Davidson.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04No, no Tom Davidson there.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07It hasn't been an entirely successful second part of this
0:26:07 > 0:26:10round, I have to say. Scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 116.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13It sort of petered out, that round, didn't it, slightly,
0:26:13 > 0:26:14on the way back.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16There's a few famous ones that people didn't mention.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Rebecca Adlington would have been a very good answer.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20She would have scored you 31.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Mark Spitz, of course, would have scored you 27
0:26:23 > 0:26:25and the most gold-medalled swimmer of all,
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- Michael Phelps might have been who you were thinking of.- Yeah.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31He's got 18 gold medals in all, Michael Phelps.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Adrian Moorhouse would have been a good answer for
0:26:33 > 0:26:35British swimming fans as well. It would have scored you 4.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Now let's take a look at the pointless answers.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41You've got Aaron Peirsol. He's won five golds.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Evgueni Sadovyi, who won three golds in '92.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Inge de Bruijn. She won four golds.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Four golds in 1976 for Kornelia Ender.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Krisztina Egerszegi.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55She got five golds. Four golds as well for Missy Franklin.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58She won all four of those at the 2012 Olympics.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Big star at the 2012 Olympics, Missy Franklin.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Nathan Adrian won three golds.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Petra Schneider won gold in Moscow.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08And Roland Matthes, a pointless answer as well.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10- Very well done if you got any of those at home.- Wonderful.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Thank you, Richard.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Well, we're at the end of our second round, and I'm sorry to
0:27:14 > 0:27:17say, it's another of our returning pairs we have to say goodbye to.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Joan and Sarah, head-to-head, you were, last time.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22And this time, I'm afraid we have to say goodbye far too soon,
0:27:22 > 0:27:24in my opinion. But it's been lovely having you on the show.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Thank you so much, Joan and Sarah.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29APPLAUSE
0:27:29 > 0:27:32But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:27:32 > 0:27:38APPLAUSE
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Very, very well done, Phil and Katie, Pete and Jess.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43You're now one step closer to the final
0:27:43 > 0:27:47and a chance to play for that jackpot which currently stands
0:27:47 > 0:27:49at £9,000, for goodness' sake.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Yeah, this is all getting very, very tense now. Very, very tense.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59Very exciting, obviously, but so much to win, possibly,
0:27:59 > 0:28:02so much to lose, possibly. Yes, you know the story here.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04You can start playing as a team from here on in.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06You can chat before you give your answers.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08First pair to win two questions will be going through to the final
0:28:08 > 0:28:10to play for that jackpot.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13Well, Phil and Katie, Round One last time, we sent you off.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Here you are, our low-scorers,
0:28:15 > 0:28:17low-scorers. David Wilkie, great move there
0:28:17 > 0:28:19in that second round, Phil.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22And Pete and Jess, first appearance on the show,
0:28:22 > 0:28:24already through to the head-to-head.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Oh, it's getting very exciting indeed. Best of luck to both pairs.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Let's play the head-to-head.
0:28:29 > 0:28:34APPLAUSE
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Here's your first question, and it concerns...
0:28:39 > 0:28:40It's all about weeds, Richard.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42I'll show you five pictures of plants now commonly
0:28:42 > 0:28:44regarded as weeds in the UK.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47We'll certainly give you the alternate letters of their name.
0:28:47 > 0:28:48Can you tell us what they are, please?
0:28:48 > 0:28:52OK, let's reveal our five weeds. And here they come. We've got...
0:29:14 > 0:29:18There we are, five rather beautiful-looking weeds.
0:29:18 > 0:29:22Phil and Katie, you are our low-scorers, so you will go first.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25What do you think then, Katie? The only one I really know is dandelion.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27Shall we play it safe in the first one?
0:29:27 > 0:29:30Yeah, I think just play it safe.
0:29:30 > 0:29:31I think just play it safe.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34I've only got flowers in my garden, not a lot of weeds.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37- So it's not a good category. - Sorry, Phil, was that a boast?
0:29:37 > 0:29:42- LAUGHTER - It is well tended, yeah.- OK.
0:29:42 > 0:29:47Now, Phil, Katie, what is it you are going to go for?
0:29:47 > 0:29:50We're going to play super safe
0:29:50 > 0:29:52and go with the only one we know for certain.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55I'm going to just say B, dandelions.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58Wow, that is super, super, super safe.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00Pete and Jess, talk us through that board.
0:30:01 > 0:30:06I don't think we know many of the others, but there was one that we'll
0:30:06 > 0:30:09take a stab in the dark at, and I think it was
0:30:09 > 0:30:11mind your own business.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14Oh, I'm sorry, OK. I'm sorry for asking.
0:30:14 > 0:30:17OK, mind your own business, say Pete and Jess.
0:30:17 > 0:30:19OK, now, Phil and Katie have gone for dandelions.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21Let's see if that's right for B,
0:30:21 > 0:30:24and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30Dandelions is of course right, as you knew...
0:30:30 > 0:30:32APPLAUSE
0:30:32 > 0:30:34..and it scores 77.
0:30:34 > 0:30:39Pete and Jess have gone for mind your own business for C.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people
0:30:41 > 0:30:44said mind your own business.
0:30:44 > 0:30:45It's right.
0:30:46 > 0:30:50Unsurprisingly, it wins you the point.
0:30:50 > 0:30:51Takes you down to 18.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53Very well done indeed.
0:30:53 > 0:30:57After one question, Pete and Jess, you are up, 1-0.
0:30:57 > 0:30:58Yeah, very well played.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00Were you tempted with any of the others, Phil and Katie?
0:31:00 > 0:31:01I'd have guessed D
0:31:01 > 0:31:04- at yarrow, maybe. - Yarrow is absolutely right.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07It wouldn't have won you the point because it's 25.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11The other two you can work out.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13- A is...- Horsetail.- Horsetail, yep.
0:31:13 > 0:31:149 points.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16And E, you can work out
0:31:16 > 0:31:19- cos you can work out that second word is bindweed.- Very beautiful.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21- It's bindweed. Field bindweed. - Field bindweed.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24And that's the best answer on the board, actually, 3 points.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27- I like mind your own business being at...- Yeah.- That's good, isn't it?
0:31:27 > 0:31:30There we are, I mean, mind your own business, what you can't get in
0:31:30 > 0:31:32that photograph is the speed with which that
0:31:32 > 0:31:34has just gone across there.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37That was just bare lawn as the cameraman was setting it up.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41- A furious horticulturist who's asked what the name of the weed was.- Yeah.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43LAUGHTER
0:31:43 > 0:31:45- I tell you, it could have been worse.- It could have been.
0:31:45 > 0:31:48It certainly could have been. Thank you very much indeed.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50OK, now, here comes your second question.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52Phil and Katie, you have to win this one.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54But they get to answer it first.
0:31:54 > 0:31:55Best of luck with that. It concerns...
0:31:59 > 0:32:03- The Piano, Richard.- Yes, simply five clues now relating to the piano.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06- Can you give us the most obscure answer?- Thank you very much.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08Let's reveal our five clues, and here they come.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10We have got...
0:32:35 > 0:32:36Let me read those again.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59Pete and Jess.
0:32:59 > 0:33:05THEY WHISPER
0:33:05 > 0:33:08So I think we're going to go for the actor who won an Oscar
0:33:08 > 0:33:11in the film The Pianist, which I think is Adrien Brody.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14Adrien Brody, say Pete and Jess. Adrien Brody.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17Now, Phil and Kate. Talk us through that board.
0:33:17 > 0:33:21I had an idea of Adrian Brody there, but that's obviously gone.
0:33:21 > 0:33:25And the other ones that might challenge it, really struggling
0:33:25 > 0:33:29with, so I think all we can do is Elton John for the first one.
0:33:29 > 0:33:32I thought you were going to go for the bottom one and I was thinking...
0:33:32 > 0:33:34- OK.- We're not quite that desperate.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36OK, you're going to go for Elton John at the top.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38So we have Adrien Brody and we have Elton John.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41Now, Pete and Jess said Adrien Brody for the actor
0:33:41 > 0:33:43from The Pianist. Let's see if that's right.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45Let's see how many people said Adrien Brody.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48It's right.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56Ooh, look at that! 8 for Adrien Brody.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59APPLAUSE
0:33:59 > 0:34:008 for Adrien Brody.
0:34:00 > 0:34:03Phil and Katie, meanwhile, have gone for Elton John at the top there,
0:34:03 > 0:34:05Pinball Wizard and I'm Still Standing.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Let's see how many of our 100 people said Elton John.
0:34:09 > 0:34:10It's right.
0:34:12 > 0:34:1359.
0:34:15 > 0:34:1759 for Elton John, which means, Pete and Jess,
0:34:17 > 0:34:20after only two questions, you are through to the final.
0:34:20 > 0:34:21Straight through, 2-0.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23Adrien Brody was the best answer
0:34:23 > 0:34:27on the board as well, so nothing you could have done against that.
0:34:27 > 0:34:28The famous piano manufacturer?
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Either Bechstein or Steinway, I'd have thought.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33- Which one would you go for? - Steinway.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35Steinway is the right answer.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37Built his first piano in his kitchen, called the kitchen piano.
0:34:37 > 0:34:3920 points for that.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41- The country from which the word piano originates.- Italy.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43Italy, absolutely.
0:34:43 > 0:34:44Would have scored you 43,
0:34:44 > 0:34:46and the colour given to the shorter keys?
0:34:46 > 0:34:50Is it green? THEY LAUGH
0:34:50 > 0:34:52Well, I'll tell you it's black, but what do you think it scored?
0:34:52 > 0:34:57- I would hope, in the 90s. 98. - I'll give you one up or one down.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59- Oh, God, 99.- 76.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01LAUGHTER
0:35:04 > 0:35:07Wow. Thanks very much indeed.
0:35:07 > 0:35:11So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round.
0:35:11 > 0:35:15Phil, what was your thinking there, going safe on the first one?
0:35:15 > 0:35:19Well, I was rather hoping that our competitors wouldn't know
0:35:19 > 0:35:21any of the other answers, cos I didn't for certain.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Oh, I see, I see. I understand.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26Well, listen, I'm sorry, we have to say goodbye to you.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28It's been wonderful having you on the show and it's been
0:35:28 > 0:35:30delightful to see your progress through the show today,
0:35:30 > 0:35:33to being our low-scorers there, and then watching you
0:35:33 > 0:35:36hoof it off into the long grass there in that first round, Phil.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39It's painful is all I can say. It's been lovely having you on.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41I'm sorry that we're not seeing you through to the final
0:35:41 > 0:35:44but thanks so much for playing, Phil and Katie.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47APPLAUSE
0:35:47 > 0:35:50But for Pete and Jess, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:50 > 0:35:54APPLAUSE
0:35:54 > 0:35:56Well, congratulations, Pete and Jess.
0:35:56 > 0:35:57You've seen off all the competition,
0:35:57 > 0:36:00and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:36:06 > 0:36:09Because you now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing
0:36:12 > 0:36:15at £9,000. There we are.
0:36:15 > 0:36:19APPLAUSE
0:36:19 > 0:36:21Anything in particular you'd like to see
0:36:21 > 0:36:22come up in this last round?
0:36:22 > 0:36:25- Rocks.- Yeah, geology would be a good one.- Rocks. That would be good.
0:36:25 > 0:36:30Surprisingly. I don't know what else, really.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33Obscure countries, something like that, geography.
0:36:33 > 0:36:34It could all be useful.
0:36:34 > 0:36:38Let's see what today's selection of categories looks like. We've got...
0:36:47 > 0:36:49Do you want to go for Pop Song Titles?
0:36:49 > 0:36:52- I don't really know much horse racing...- No, neither do I.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54And I haven't seen many 1950s film musicals.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56- I think we've got to go for... - Do you want to go pop songs?
0:36:56 > 0:37:01- Yeah. Yeah.- OK.- Pop Song Titles, please.- Pop Song Titles, it is.
0:37:01 > 0:37:02OK, very, very best of luck.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04We are looking for any of the following, please.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07We're looking for any act who've had a UK Top 40 single with
0:37:07 > 0:37:11the word Monday in its title. We're just looking for the act.
0:37:11 > 0:37:12We don't need the name of the song.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15We're looking for any act who've had a UK Top 40 single with a
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Friday in the title or with
0:37:17 > 0:37:19a Sunday in the title.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21That's all up to April 2015, please.
0:37:21 > 0:37:22So any act who've had a UK Top 40
0:37:22 > 0:37:24single with either Monday, Friday or
0:37:24 > 0:37:27- Sunday in the title. - OK, now there you are.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with
0:37:29 > 0:37:31three answers and all you need to win that jackpot is for
0:37:31 > 0:37:33just one of your answers to be pointless.
0:37:33 > 0:37:37- Are you ready?- Yes.- OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39There they are, your time starts now.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44- There is like Sunday Morning and... - Who's that by?
0:37:44 > 0:37:48Sunday Bloody Sunday is U2, that's going to be really high.
0:37:48 > 0:37:52- And then, um, the single... - Is there like a Black Friday by...?
0:37:54 > 0:37:57Who does...? Who's that...? Aw, I can't remember.
0:37:57 > 0:38:00Oh, um, the single...
0:38:01 > 0:38:06- Friday I'm In Love is by The Cure. - The Cure, yeah, that's one.
0:38:06 > 0:38:11- There's Blue Monday. Do you know who that's by?- No. Is there a...?
0:38:13 > 0:38:17Who is this Sunday Morning by? Sunday Morning.
0:38:17 > 0:38:21My housemates play it in the house all the time.
0:38:21 > 0:38:22I don't know.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27We've got U2, we've got The Cure. We just need one more,
0:38:27 > 0:38:30- even though they're not going to be pointless.- Ten seconds left.
0:38:30 > 0:38:35It's like slow, jazzy, kind of that sort of way. That genre.
0:38:35 > 0:38:39- Um...- I don't know, Marvin Gaye? - Yeah.
0:38:39 > 0:38:43OK, that's your time up. I now need your three answers.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45- I'm sorry that minute's never long enough.- No.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47What are you going to give me?
0:38:47 > 0:38:51- And if you say which category you're answering.- OK, so the act,
0:38:51 > 0:38:54- with Friday we're going to go with The Cure.- The Cure.
0:38:54 > 0:38:59- Then for Sunday, we're going to go for U2.- U2.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02And Monday, Marvin Gaye.
0:39:02 > 0:39:05Marvin Gaye for Monday. OK, now, of those three,
0:39:05 > 0:39:07which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:39:07 > 0:39:11- The Cure.- The Cure goes last. Least likely to be pointless?- Marvin Gaye.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14Marvin Gaye, we'll put first. OK.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16Let's put those up on the board in that order then,
0:39:16 > 0:39:17and here they are.
0:39:17 > 0:39:21We have got Marvin Gaye, we've got U2 and we've got The Cure.
0:39:21 > 0:39:22Well, very, very best of luck.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24You've come up with three answers there.
0:39:24 > 0:39:28If you were to win that jackpot of £9,000, what would you do with it?
0:39:28 > 0:39:31I would quite like to go travelling round the world.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33Yeah, and Pete's moving to Australia,
0:39:33 > 0:39:36so I'll go and visit him with it.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39He's not moving to Australia, Jess. He's only visiting Australia.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42He's only going to be there for six months. We have to remember that.
0:39:42 > 0:39:43And the one thing we know about him
0:39:43 > 0:39:46- is that he'll be able to find his way home.- Yes, that's true.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49OK, well, very, very best of luck. Your first answer was Marvin Gaye.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52In this case we were looking for songs with the word Monday
0:39:52 > 0:39:56in their title. Let's find out. Is it right? Is it pointless?
0:39:56 > 0:39:59If it's both of those things, you will win £9,000.
0:39:59 > 0:40:00How many people said Marvin Gaye?
0:40:04 > 0:40:06No, I'm afraid not Marvin Gaye.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09An incorrect answer there, which means you only have two more
0:40:09 > 0:40:11shots at today's jackpot. Your next answer was U2.
0:40:11 > 0:40:15In this case, we were looking for acts that have had hits in the
0:40:15 > 0:40:18UK Top 40 with the word Sunday in their title.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21Let's find out, for £9,000, how many people said U2.
0:40:27 > 0:40:31- Ooh!- Ooh, OK.- We will discover why that is an incorrect answer.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33There will be a very good reason for that. Which means you only
0:40:33 > 0:40:36have one more shot, I'm afraid, at today's jackpot.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38Everything is now riding on The Cure.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40In this case, we were looking for UK Top 40 hits with the word
0:40:40 > 0:40:43Friday in their title.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46Let's find out, for £9,000, how many people said The Cure.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51It's right.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54Your first answer, Marvin Gaye, was incorrect.
0:40:54 > 0:40:55Your second answer, U2,
0:40:55 > 0:40:58turned out to be incorrect as well
0:40:58 > 0:41:00but The Cure is absolutely right.
0:41:00 > 0:41:01Down we go. Ooh!
0:41:01 > 0:41:03I'm sorry. 10.
0:41:03 > 0:41:06APPLAUSE
0:41:07 > 0:41:10Pete, Jess, I'm so sorry.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12I'm afraid, yes, that just turned out to be a
0:41:12 > 0:41:14really tough category, that one.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16I'm afraid you didn't manage to find that pointless answer, though,
0:41:16 > 0:41:19so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £9,000.
0:41:19 > 0:41:20That will roll over onto the next show,
0:41:20 > 0:41:22but we've enjoyed having you on.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25It's been brilliant having you on the show and you've done so well.
0:41:25 > 0:41:27And you get a Pointless trophy each to take home, so there we are.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29Well done, Pete and Jess.
0:41:29 > 0:41:33APPLAUSE
0:41:33 > 0:41:35They played so well, saw off three returning pairs as well,
0:41:35 > 0:41:37so very impressive performance.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39I'm sorry the jackpot round was not to your liking.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43We'll start with Monday. Duran Duran,
0:41:43 > 0:41:47New Moon On Monday was a pointless answer. Fats Domino, Blue Monday.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50Now, Rialto, proper Britpop and indie fans will remember them,
0:41:50 > 0:41:535.19, Monday Morning.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56And The Candyskins who had a hit with Monday Morning.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59Let's take a look at Friday.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02911 had a hit with Party People - Friday night.
0:42:02 > 0:42:06It passed me by, I have to say. Dubstar, I - Friday Night.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08Pointless answer. Friday Street, Paul Weller.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10And Shed Seven, She Left Me On Friday,
0:42:10 > 0:42:13pointless answer, another one for the indie fans there.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15Also we could have had Gary Moore, Daniel Bellingfield,
0:42:15 > 0:42:18R Kelly and Lisa Moorish. Well done if you said any of those.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21And Sunday now.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24Blur, who had a hit with Sunday Sunday, which is really
0:42:24 > 0:42:27pushing the point. Daniel Boone had a hit with Beautiful Sunday.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30Lots of people would have got Oasis, Sunday Morning Call.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33And the Small Faces, Lazy Sunday, was a pointless answer.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35Again, lots of people would have got that.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37Sunday Bloody Sunday, by the way,
0:42:37 > 0:42:40by U2, was never released as a single.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42So it wasn't a Top 40 hit, I'm afraid.
0:42:42 > 0:42:45A few other answers, Erasure, Finley Quaye, and The Monkees -
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Pleasant Valley Sunday - also a pointless answer.
0:42:47 > 0:42:48Well done if you said that.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51I think the song you were thinking about Sunday Morning was
0:42:51 > 0:42:53Velvet Underground, but never a single and
0:42:53 > 0:42:55wouldn't have been pointless, I suspect.
0:42:55 > 0:42:56Ah, there we go.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Unfortunately, Pete and Jess, we have to say goodbye to you.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00It's been wonderful having you on the show.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Thank you so much for playing and being so good. Pete and Jess!
0:43:03 > 0:43:06APPLAUSE
0:43:06 > 0:43:08Well, I'm afraid Pete and Jess didn't win our jackpot today,
0:43:08 > 0:43:10which means it rolls over on to the next show,
0:43:10 > 0:43:13when we will be playing for £10,000.
0:43:13 > 0:43:15Join us then to see if someone can win it.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.