0:00:15 > 0:00:19APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Thank you very much indeed.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and welcome to Pointless,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29the show where the aim of the game is to avoid obvious answers,
0:00:29 > 0:00:30and find the obscure ones.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33APPLAUSE
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Couple number one.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39My name's Steve, I'm with my friend Aled,
0:00:39 > 0:00:41and we're from Llanelli, South Wales.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Couple number two.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Hello, my name's Gbenga.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46This is my friend and team-mate Taiwo, and we're both from London.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Couple number three.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Hello, my name's Dave.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52This is my wife, Janet, and we're from Berkeley in Gloucestershire.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53And, finally, couple number four.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Hi, I'm Graham. This is my wife, Miki, and we're both from Liverpool.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58And these are today's contestants.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59APPLAUSE
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Thanks very much, all of you. A very warm welcome. We'll find out more
0:01:03 > 0:01:06about each of you throughout the show as it goes along.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11He is so clever, he even knows how many roads a man must
0:01:11 > 0:01:13walk down before you can call him a real man.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Hiya. Hi, everybody. - APPLAUSE
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Only one returning pair from the last show,
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Graham and Miki, welcome back.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Got through to the head-to-head, did rather well on it as well.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Lovely to see... We haven't had
0:01:28 > 0:01:30a great shirt on the show for a while.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32LAUGHTER
0:01:32 > 0:01:36So I'm very, very glad that Steve is with us, and I don't know what
0:01:36 > 0:01:39you call the colour, but it's a kind of almost like
0:01:39 > 0:01:40where the sea meets the sky.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42It's a kind of, it's not navy blue,
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- but it's the blue that navy people wear...- Exactly right.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- ..on their shirts.- I would've thought that Aled, in the dressing
0:01:47 > 0:01:49room, seeing Steve dressing up in such a garish shirt,
0:01:49 > 0:01:52might have tried something on himself, but he didn't.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- He's just come with a very normal shirt.- There we are.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57OK, well, thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Now, Cormack and Lisa didn't win the jackpot last time,
0:02:00 > 0:02:02so we add another £1,000 to that jackpot.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04That was already quite a substantial jackpot,
0:02:04 > 0:02:06so today's jackpot starts off at this.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Look at this! £4,250.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11APPLAUSE
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Well, remember this only -
0:02:21 > 0:02:24the pair with the highest score at the end of each round will be
0:02:24 > 0:02:27eliminated. There we are. The cardinal rule of Pointless.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Best of luck to all four pairs. Our first category this afternoon is...
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Politics.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Could you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:02:36 > 0:02:37who's going to go second?
0:02:37 > 0:02:41And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45OK, and the question concerns...
0:02:49 > 0:02:50US politicians, Richard.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53On each board, we're going to show you seven clues to seven people
0:02:53 > 0:02:55who filled various positions in the US Politics.
0:02:55 > 0:02:5814 in all to have a go in at home. Very best of luck.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02OK, so we are looking for the American politicians
0:03:02 > 0:03:03described by these clues.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Here's our first board of seven.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07And it looks like this...
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'm going to read those all one last time.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Oh, Aled, do you like a tea party?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Yes, I do. I don't mind it.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29What's your favourite thing to have? You've got your cup of tea here,
0:04:29 > 0:04:34an empty plate, a whole table laden with possible tea comestibles.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35What would you go for first?
0:04:35 > 0:04:40Well, I like the fastest cake in the world.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Scone.- Scone.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- I like a lot of things. Every cake, almost, really.- There you are.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48I think it's probably the right answer.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Aled, warm welcome to Pointless.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- What do you do, Aled? - I'm a caretaker in a school, I am.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- How long have you done that? - About six months.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56You're very young to be a caretaker. When I was at school,
0:04:56 > 0:04:59the caretakers were all considerably older than you, Aled.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Yeah, I just enjoy it. I just enjoy talking to the kids
0:05:03 > 0:05:05and being part of the school,
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- do you know what I mean?- Yeah, very nice. Nice community to be part of.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11And presumably through the holidays, your job doesn't finish?
0:05:11 > 0:05:12You've got to keep taking care.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Most of the time it's very quiet, but a lot of
0:05:14 > 0:05:17workmen work there over the summer season.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20OK, now, Aled, all these figures from US Politics.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Is anyone there jumping out at you?
0:05:22 > 0:05:26There's one or two, but I think
0:05:26 > 0:05:29the top one, black female to be
0:05:29 > 0:05:32appointed US Secretary of State, Condoleezza Wright.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Condoleezza Wright, says Aled. Let's see if that's right.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Let's see how many of our 100 people said Condoleezza Wright.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43I'm really sorry, Aled. Really, really sorry.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45That's incorrect.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- I'm afraid it scores you 100 points.- Yes, sorry, Aled.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50I'll give all the correct answers at the end of the pass.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Thanks very much. Now, Taiwo, welcome to Pointless.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Great to have you here, from London? - Yeah.- What do you do, Taiwo?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00I'm a mechanical engineer, specialising in data centres.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- In data centres?- Yeah, so keeping data centres cool,
0:06:03 > 0:06:06we work on mostly commissioning them,
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- making sure they run as they should. - I see.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12And what are your interests outside the engineering life?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14All things sport, generally.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19Do love to play and watch sports as well.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Also helping out with things at church.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25And also just playing with family and friends as well.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Very good indeed.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Now, Taiwo, what would you like to go for on this board?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I think I know, probably, four of
0:06:31 > 0:06:32them, so I think I'm going to go
0:06:32 > 0:06:38with the least likely and say the top one, Condoleezza Rice.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Condoleezza Rice. Aled, I'm sorry. We couldn't allow that.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45I'm so sorry. Condoleezza Rice, says Taiwo.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Let's see how many of our 100 people said Condoleezza Rice.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52It's right.
0:06:54 > 0:06:5544.
0:06:57 > 0:06:5844, good answer.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Yes, Condoleezza Rice, Taiwo, very well played.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Aled, if you're going to mispronounce one of the words
0:07:05 > 0:07:08of her name, I would have thought it would be Condoleezza.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11You got that perfectly. Really, really tough luck.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Thanks very much indeed. David, a very warm welcome.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Here from, you said, Berkeley in Gloucestershire.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19That's correct, Alexander, yeah.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21And what keeps you busy in Berkeley, David?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I'm not there much of the time. We are usually in Spain.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Oh, that's nice!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29We share our time between Spain and Berkeley,
0:07:29 > 0:07:32but we are in Berkeley for three months now.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35I like to do DIY.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Unfortunately, my wife, Janet, doesn't like me doing DIY.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42We had friends visiting and the lady slipped in the bath,
0:07:42 > 0:07:46in the shower, so I thought when they come down again,
0:07:46 > 0:07:50I'll have a shower instead of a bath. So I just ripped the bath out,
0:07:50 > 0:07:53and then told Janet I ripped the bath out.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Ah.- And then I had to put a shower in, didn't I?
0:07:56 > 0:07:57LAUGHTER
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I bet you had to put a bath back in by the sounds of things.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01It took me ages to do it as well.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03THEY LAUGH
0:08:03 > 0:08:06David, now what would you like to go for on this board?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08I think I'll go for the, he was nicknamed The Governator,
0:08:08 > 0:08:11whilst serving as governor of California.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13That's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Arnold Schwarzenegger. Let's see if that's right.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Let's see how many of our 100 people said Arnie.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20It is right.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Well, you've beat our high score of 100.
0:08:22 > 0:08:2365 is where you end up
0:08:23 > 0:08:25with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Yeah, pretty big score.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32We got all sorts of people who watch Pointless out in Spain.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35A lot of the expats. We quite often get tweets from people.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37They sort of just tweet they're watching the show.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40They've got this lovely cold beer. They're next to a swimming pool.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- That's it.- Aw, how nice. There we are.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Now, Graham. Welcome back.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- You were in the head-to-head last time, Graham.- Yes.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49You did very, very well indeed. Nearly through to the final.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- The Edinburgh Fringe caught us out.- The Edinburgh Fringe, yeah.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Graham, remind us what you do.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58I'm a manufacturing consultant, so helping companies to run better,
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- be more economical.- And you travel all over the world?
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Yes, I have done.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Lately I've been in the UK, the last year or so, but before that
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I've been in most countries in Europe,
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Japan, South America, so...
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- Do you have a favourite country you've travelled to?- Yes, Argentina.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17I love Argentina, and I can't really explain why.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20It's just a fantastic place. Buenos Aires was fantastic.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Well, it's quite a long journey to get there, isn't it?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- It's a long journey...- But once you're there...
0:09:24 > 0:09:26..but it is a fantastic city, Buenos Aires,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- and Argentina in general. - I've never been. Never been.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Now, Graham, you are the last person to have this board.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34If you wanted to go through the five blank options
0:09:34 > 0:09:37and fill in the blanks for us, that would be brilliant.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38I would love to go through all of them.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42There's one there and I know it, but I don't, if you know what
0:09:42 > 0:09:45I mean, which is the host of the controversial daytime TV show.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49But I'm going to have to go with the easier option,
0:09:49 > 0:09:50which is the former actor
0:09:50 > 0:09:52and that would be Ronald Reagan.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Ronald Reagan, says Graham.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57OK, let's see how many of our 100 people said Ronald Reagan.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00It's right.
0:10:02 > 0:10:0373.
0:10:04 > 0:10:0573.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07They're all pretty big scores
0:10:07 > 0:10:08in that pass. 73 for Ronald Reagan.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Yeah, Ronald Reagan is the only president
0:10:10 > 0:10:12ever to have had a divorce.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Ever to have had a divorce.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Yeah. Interesting, isn't it?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Let's take a look at the rest of these.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Now, the talk-show host you are thinking of is Jerry Springer.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Jerry Springer was mayor of Cincinnati.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28That would have scored you 21 points.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30The US Senator of Wisconsin.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- I was just going to say Senator McCarthy.- Yeah, Joe McCarthy.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Joe McCarthy. - That would have scored you 17.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39The senator from Arizona was John McCain.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Would have scored you 7.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- And the one at the bottom? - Sarah Palin.- Sarah Palin, of course.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45And she would have scored 28. So John McCain,
0:10:45 > 0:10:48with 7 points, the best answer on that board.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49There we are, thank you, Richard.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Well, we're halfway through the round.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Let's take a look at those scores.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Taiwo, very well done indeed.
0:10:54 > 0:10:5644 is your score, the lowest score of the pass.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Looking very strong over there.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Then up to 65, David and Janet.
0:11:00 > 0:11:0173, Graham and Miki
0:11:01 > 0:11:03and then Aled and Steve.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Do you know, it's been quite a high-scoring round, so the good
0:11:05 > 0:11:08news, Steve, is you're not way out ahead, which is quite good.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10We're going to come back down the line now.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16OK, we're going to put seven more clues up on the board,
0:11:16 > 0:11:18and here they come.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19We've got...
0:11:53 > 0:11:56I will go through those all one last time.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Miki, welcome back.- Hello. - Great to have you here again.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Remind us what you do, Miki.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I'm a staff nurse in a busy hospital.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- A staff nurse in a busy hospital in Liverpool.- In Liverpool.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Ooh, and when you're not doing that you bake the most fantastic cakes.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I say this with some authority, having tried Miki...
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Did you get any cakes from Miki? - I have the cakes.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49I have yet to eat them. Are they nice? They look lovely.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- I only meant to eat one. Ate two. - Did you?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54And they were substantial. Really good.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- I'll look forward to that.- And so you should. Now, Miki.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Yes.- You are looking pretty good there on 73.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02100 is the high score.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06So 26 or less would ensure you a place in the next round.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10How do you feel about US politics in general?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I mean, not the state of them, just...
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Um, yeah, I think I know a few,
0:13:17 > 0:13:21but I think I'm going to go with the top one.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25Former Democrat vice president is Al Gore.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Al Gore, says Miki. Al Gore.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Here is your red line.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30If you can get below that with Al Gore,
0:13:30 > 0:13:32you're through to the next round.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Let's see how many people said Al Gore.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37It's right.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Not bad at all.
0:13:42 > 0:13:4434. I think you've done enough.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46107 is your total.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Well played, Miki. His roommate at university was Tommy Lee Jones.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53So he was. And they've sort of kept in touch,
0:13:53 > 0:13:55they're friends still, aren't they?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I guess, as you would, with your roommate.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Of course you would. It's quite cool. If you were vice president
0:13:59 > 0:14:02of the United States, I would keep in touch with you.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03As it is, we don't keep in touch.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06No, we don't. I know we've drifted apart, haven't we?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- We really have, since university. - I haven't seen you 25 years
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- or something.- I know, weird, I wonder what you're up to.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15LAUGHTER Yeah. LAUGHS: So do I, honestly.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16- Janet, welcome to the show.- Hello.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Lovely to have you here. What do you do, Janet?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I do like playing our bowls.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25We play bowls in Spain and in England.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Do you play it indoors in England? - No, no, it's outside.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32We've got quite a few trophies in the cupboard.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- Oh, you take your bowls very seriously?- Oh, yes.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38- Proper competitive bowls.- In Spain do they call the jack a jose?- No.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- THEY LAUGH - No!
0:14:41 > 0:14:42No!
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Now, Janet, you're on 65.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46The high-scorers are now behind you, Miki and Graham.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50If you can score 41 or less, you're into the next round.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53I should know the third one down, but I can't remember her name.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57But I'm going to go, push the boat out,
0:14:57 > 0:15:01and say it's Sonny Bono had a hit single with Cher.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Sonny Bono, says Janet. Here is your red line.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07If you can get below that with Sonny Bono, you're into Round Two.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Let's see how many of our 100 people said Sonny Bono.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14It's right.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Not bad, 53.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18APPLAUSE
0:15:18 > 0:15:20I still think that's enough.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Takes your total up to 118.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Well done, Janet.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26You get all sorts of showbizzy people in politics in the States.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29You get less of it here. We have a few, don't we?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Gyles Brandreth and Robert Kilroy-Silk.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32There we are.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Now, Gbenga, welcome to Pointless, great to have you here,
0:15:35 > 0:15:36and what do you do?
0:15:36 > 0:15:40I'm a case analyst at the UK financial regulator.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- That's quite fun, isn't it? So people apply...- No.- Oh, really?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45LAUGHTER
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Well, I don't know. Isn't that quite fun?
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Controversial cases get sort of sent to you and you have to, "Hm..."
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- Yeah, that's probably the height of excitement in that role.- OK.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Well, it sounds quite fun. What do you do
0:15:56 > 0:15:58to forget about case regulating?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00I'm very similar to Taiwo.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02I enjoy my sports, so playing and watching.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04What sports do you play?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07I'm a big football fan, so football, primarily.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10But anything, really.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Anything. Gbenga, what would you like to go for on this board?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14So, it's quite a decent board
0:16:14 > 0:16:15for me, I think.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17But I think Taiwo will forgive me
0:16:17 > 0:16:18if I take a bit of a punt.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20I think I know the wrestler.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I'm going to go for Jesse Ventura.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Jesse Ventura. Ooh, we're getting nods from Aled and Steve, there.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Was that the one you were going to say, Steve?
0:16:28 > 0:16:33- Yeah, that was going to be my gamble.- Your piece de resistance.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Well, Jesse Ventura. We don't know if it's right yet.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38We'll have to find out about that first. There's your red line.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40If you can get below that with Jesse Ventura,
0:16:40 > 0:16:44you're through to the next round. How many of our 100 people said it?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48It's right. There you are. Well done.
0:16:51 > 0:16:537.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Takes your total up
0:16:56 > 0:16:59to 51, the lowest total of the round.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00Well done on podium two.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Great answer, Gbenga, yes.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Very well played. I mean, tough on Steve.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07That whole podium two has been very tough on podium one.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Firstly, Taiwo took Aled's Condoleezza Rice
0:17:09 > 0:17:11and now this Jesse Ventura.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15No, that's tough. The Body. What's your wrestling name?
0:17:15 > 0:17:16I am the Chiswick Flyover.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20LAUGHTER
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Very good.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Steve...
0:17:23 > 0:17:27THEY LAUGH
0:17:27 > 0:17:29..welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30What do you do, Steve?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I'm an IT technical analyst.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Right you are. And what do you do for fun?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- What do you do when you're not... Maybe you do IT for fun?- I do, yeah.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- That's what I like doing. - Satisfying.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43But, um, mostly spend time with my family.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Cos it's a long working week,
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- I don't really get to see them as much, so...- Yeah.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- Spend time with them as much as I can, really.- That's nice.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Who have you got in your family?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53I've got my wife-to-be, getting married in September.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Congratulations.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- And I've got my little daughter, she's two, so...- Lovely.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- What's her name?- Lacey. - Lacey, hello. Now, Steve.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05So tempting to have a second child and call it Cagney, though.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08LAUGHTER
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Or call it something else...- No, no more.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12The nickname can be Cagney, anyway.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Now, do you want to talk us through this board, Steve?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Well, I only knew two. I say I knew two.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Jesse Ventura was what I was going to go for,
0:18:19 > 0:18:21and I think the easy one on the board's
0:18:21 > 0:18:24probably going to score most points, so that's the problem,
0:18:24 > 0:18:28is the father of his country, George Washington.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- George Washington, that's the one you're going to go for?- Yes.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Well, here is your red line.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34You have to score 17 or less
0:18:34 > 0:18:36if you can, with George Washington.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Score some points... - You're into the next round.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Let's see how many of our 100 people said George Washington.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45It's right.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Oh, no, Steve!
0:18:52 > 0:18:53APPLAUSE
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I'm so sorry. 21.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Has scored agonisingly close.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00I can't believe that! I can't believe 21...
0:19:00 > 0:19:04So close. 121 is your total.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Can I tell you something nice about Steve and Aled, there?
0:19:06 > 0:19:10Now, when Gbenga said Jesse Ventura, both of them just nodded in approval
0:19:10 > 0:19:14instead of going, sometimes people go, "Tut, aw, tut, aw,"
0:19:14 > 0:19:16when people knick their answers.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- So, hats off to you for your gracious response.- Absolutely right.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21You've been very unfortunate as well.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23So we look forward to you coming back on the next show.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Let's fill in the rest of these now, shall we?
0:19:25 > 0:19:28The lawyer and businessman was...
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Oh, Giuliani.- Rudy Giuliani. Yeah.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Would have scored you 9. The former first lady...- Hillary Clinton.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Hillary Clinton.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38She would have scored 69 points. And the Delaware senator...
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- Joe Biden. - And he would have scored you 21.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42So the best answer on the board,
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Gbenga, is Jesse Ventura.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Very well done.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Thanks very much indeed.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49So at the end of our first round, the pair who are heading home
0:19:49 > 0:19:52with a high score of 121, I am sorry, Steve and Aled,
0:19:52 > 0:19:56sometimes people are robbed by just their position on the first podium.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57However, you will be back.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00So let's hope next time the subject's fall well for you.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01And you'll go much further.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03But meantime, thanks very much, Aled and Steve.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07APPLAUSE
0:20:07 > 0:20:10But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Well done, everyone, we've made it through to Round Two.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20You'll notice that we've lost one of our pairs.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Another pair will be leaving us at the end of this round.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Best of luck to all three pairs for our second round.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Our category for that this afternoon is...
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Can you all decide in your pairs who's going first,
0:20:32 > 0:20:34who's going second?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...
0:20:53 > 0:20:56That is... Contestants on The Great Comic Relief Bake Off
0:20:56 > 0:20:58and Let's Play Darts For Comic Relief. Richard.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Yeah, we're looking for anybody who appeared on the 2015 series
0:21:01 > 0:21:02of The Great Comic Relief Bake Off
0:21:02 > 0:21:04or Let's Play Darts For Comic Relief.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05That's any of the contestants,
0:21:05 > 0:21:07including the professional darts players.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09The one answer we won't allow is me,
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- cos I did Let's Play Darts For Comic Relief.- That was going to be mine.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14There's a visual clue of me in the studio.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16MUFFLED LAUGHTER
0:21:18 > 0:21:20SCATTERED LAUGHTER
0:21:20 > 0:21:25Oh, I've got it. I've got. It's you. Thank you very much. Good, got it.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27That's a shame, that was my answer.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Gbenga.
0:21:29 > 0:21:34I have no idea. It would literally be a shot in the dark.
0:21:34 > 0:21:39- But if I had to say someone... Phil Taylor?- Surely, Phil Taylor.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Yes, let's find out. Phil Taylor, was he there? Was he part of it?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45How many people said Phil Taylor?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I thought that was a shoo-in. I can't believe it.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55100 points, I'm afraid, is what that scores you, Gbenga.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Yeah, sorry, Gbenga.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58I'll give all the correct answers at the end of the pass.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- OK, thank you very much indeed. - It's a pleasure.- Now, David.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I say Jennifer Saunders.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Jennifer Saunders, says David. Let's see if that's right.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Let's see how many of our 100 people said Jennifer Saunders.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16It's right.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- AUDIENCE:- Ooooh...
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Very well done indeed, David,
0:22:22 > 0:22:2419 for Jennifer Saunders.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Well played, David. Yeah, she appeared on Bake Off.
0:22:29 > 0:22:35- Very funny she was, too.- Yes. Now, Graham.- Yes. I do not have a clue.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39In fact, I can't even start to think of a name. So I'll make one up.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42I'll say Arnold Schwarzenegger.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44LAUGHTER
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Wow, you...
0:22:47 > 0:22:51You've just made up a name remarkably like someone else's name.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, yeah, let's...let's find out.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58No.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01I'm sorry, Graham. Always tough when it's a category you don't know.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- Yeah, 100 points for that. - Yeah, sorry, he was going to be
0:23:03 > 0:23:06in Let's Play Darts For Comic Relief, but I knocked him out
0:23:06 > 0:23:08in the qualifying rounds, unfortunately...
0:23:08 > 0:23:11We actually had a game of darts and we tied. It was a draw.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14So the producers are thinking, "How do we deal with this?"
0:23:14 > 0:23:16So we arm wrestled for it.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19And sadly, you know, that was the end of Arnie.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21It's going to happen. There we go.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Thank you very much indeed, Richard. We are halfway through the round.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Let's take a look at those scores.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Well done, David and Janet. Looking very good
0:23:27 > 0:23:31there on 19. Then we travel to 100, where we find Graham and Miki
0:23:31 > 0:23:33and Gbenga and Taiwo.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34So, yes,
0:23:34 > 0:23:37it's going to be between Taiwo and Miki.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Whichever one of you can find the lowest score...
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Or the correctest answer, let's stick with that, shall we?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45..will be staying with us and the other one will be leaving.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Best of luck. We'll come back down the line now.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:23:53 > 0:23:54OK, Miki.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Remember, we're looking for the name of any celebrity who took part
0:23:57 > 0:24:00in 2015's Great Comic Relief Bake Off
0:24:00 > 0:24:03or Let's Play Darts For Comic Relief.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Right, I haven't got any clue,
0:24:06 > 0:24:10so I would say just Dawn French.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Dawn French. Surely, Dawn French.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15That would seem...that would seem logical, wouldn't it?
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Let's see if that's right.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18There's no red line for you as the joint high-scorers.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Let's see how many of our 100 people said Dawn French.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Oh, Miki, I'm so sorry.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28That scores you 100 points,
0:24:28 > 0:24:30takes your total up to 200.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34I am going to say, though, that is a better guess than Graham's guess.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- LAUGHTER - Yeah.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Slightly more likely.- Hm. - Now, Janet.- Yes.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42I have wonderful news for you, which is even if you score 100 points,
0:24:42 > 0:24:43you are still in the head-to-head,
0:24:43 > 0:24:45at this rate, probably as our low-scorers.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49LAUGHTER What would you like to go for?
0:24:49 > 0:24:55- Again, I haven't a clue, so I'm going to pull someone out.- OK.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- I'll say Mary Berry.- Mary Berry.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00No red line for you, you're already through.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Let's see how many of our 100 people said Mary Berry.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Oh!
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Bad luck. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12That scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 119.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- It's going very well, isn't it? - Really, really well, yeah.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18I assume she would win if she'd been a contestant on Bake Off.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20She would probably win at the darts as well, knowing Mary Berry.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23I bet she would. But she's good with the arrows.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Only one way to find out.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Absolutely. There we go. Thank you very much indeed. Now then, Taiwo.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31You have a target now, which is 99 or less.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Initially, when the question came up, I thought, "Brilliant!"
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Cos I knew Richard was on it.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38And then he said we can't use him as an answer,
0:25:38 > 0:25:40and I thought, "Oh, dear, that's it."
0:25:40 > 0:25:43So at the moment, I've got no ideas, I'm shooting in the dark,
0:25:43 > 0:25:45but I'm going to go with Phil Tufnell.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Phil Tufnell, he'd be quite good on either of those shows.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Well, I say quite good.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51He'd be good value on either of those shows,
0:25:51 > 0:25:54probably better on the darts. I'm not eating anything he's cooked.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56There is your red line.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59If you go below that, Taiwo, you are through to the next round.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Phil Tufnell, is it right? How many people said it?
0:26:03 > 0:26:06No! I'm afraid that is
0:26:06 > 0:26:08an incorrect answer, scores you 100 points,
0:26:08 > 0:26:09takes your total up to 200 points.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Well, we have arrived, ladies and gentlemen, at a lockdown scenario.
0:26:13 > 0:26:18This is a lockdown scenario. This studio has now been made safe.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Oxygen masks will now appear from the ceiling.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Please attach yours first.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28As it is a tie, the tied pairs have to give me
0:26:28 > 0:26:32one more answer each. You can confer before you give your answer.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Taiwo and Gbenga will go first.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36I have no idea.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- THEY WHISPER - Go for it.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41MIKI AND GRAHAM WHISPER
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Um, OK, shall we give one to the fence again?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47We're going to go for Diane Abbott.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Diane Abbott. I'm trying to picture her in the darts.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54Then I'm picturing her...in The Bake Off.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56OK. Diane Abbott.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Yes, Miki and Graham, who would you like to go for?
0:26:59 > 0:27:00Miranda Hart.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Miranda Hart. For the darts, of course.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06OK, now, in the order they were given, Diane Abbott,
0:27:06 > 0:27:09let's see if it's right. Let's see how many people said it.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14I'm afraid Diane Abbott is an incorrect answer.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Miranda Hart, let's see how we do with that.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25There we are, Miranda Hart, I'm afraid, also an incorrect answer.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28We are now going to go into... I can't tell you how exciting this is.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30..into super lockdown. LAUGHTER
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Super lockdown.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35That question has now been removed from the computer and has been
0:27:35 > 0:27:39taken out to the country and has been released into the wild.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42We have now managed to catch a new...a new question,
0:27:42 > 0:27:44which we are going to put to you.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46The locked pairs will have a chance to confer again
0:27:46 > 0:27:49and the lowest-scoring pair will stay with us.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51The category is...
0:27:53 > 0:27:54It's Albums.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57We give 100 people 100 seconds to name...
0:28:03 > 0:28:07Yeah, in 2013, Radio 2 listeners voted for their top 100 albums.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09We're looking for any artists on that list.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11There was only one album per artist allowed,
0:28:11 > 0:28:12so there are 100 names on the list.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15So any soloists or band who were on that list, please.
0:28:15 > 0:28:16Very best of luck.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20OK, once again, we come to the pair nearest the tower first.
0:28:20 > 0:28:24So, Taiwo and Gbenga, we come to you first.
0:28:24 > 0:28:28- What do you think?- Probably Adele.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31- That'll be quite high, though.- Yeah.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34- All right, shall we just go and say it?- Yeah, go for Adele.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37We are going to go with Adele.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Adele, say Taiwo and Gbenga.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Now then, Miki and Graham, who would you like to go for?
0:28:43 > 0:28:46- We're going to go for The Police. - The Police.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48So we have Adele and The Police.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50In the order they were given..
0:28:50 > 0:28:52Adele, how many of our 100 people said that?
0:28:53 > 0:28:54It's right.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03APPLAUSE
0:29:03 > 0:29:0615 for Adele, taking your total up to 315.
0:29:06 > 0:29:10Now then, Miki and Graham, you have to score 14 or less
0:29:10 > 0:29:11to get through to the head-to-head.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13Good luck. You've gone for The Police.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15How many of our 100 people said The Police?
0:29:18 > 0:29:19It's right.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Well, Adele scored 15. The Police now through the 20s.
0:29:21 > 0:29:25You passed 15.
0:29:25 > 0:29:26You've done it. 2 for The Police!
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Very well done indeed.
0:29:28 > 0:29:29302 is your total.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35- You are through to the head-to-head. - Well played, Miki and Graham.
0:29:35 > 0:29:36We got there in the end.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39Shall we look at the pointless answers for the original question?
0:29:39 > 0:29:42Do you remember back in the '50s when we did the original question?
0:29:42 > 0:29:44I will read through them, the pointless answers.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47All the pointless answers were professional darts players.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50There's Darryl Fitton, Ted Hankey - world champion, Deta Hedman,
0:29:50 > 0:29:52who was my partner - women's world number one,
0:29:52 > 0:29:54and Anastasia Dobromyslova.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57And the top answers were Victoria Wood,
0:29:57 > 0:29:59would have scored you 18. Jennifer Saunders we had on 19.
0:29:59 > 0:30:03And Dame Edna Everage was the biggest score of all on 21.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07So at the end of our second round, the pair who are heading home
0:30:07 > 0:30:12with their high score, very high score, of 315, Taiwo and Gbenga.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14I'm so sorry. That was a tough round, wasn't it?
0:30:14 > 0:30:16- Very tough. - We'll see you again next time.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18On the strength of your answering up to this point,
0:30:18 > 0:30:20I think we can expect to see more of you.
0:30:20 > 0:30:21Meanwhile, thanks very much indeed.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23Taiwo and Gbenga, great contestants.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26APPLAUSE
0:30:26 > 0:30:29But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37Very well done, David and Janet, Graham and Miki,
0:30:37 > 0:30:40you're now one step closer to the final and a chance to play
0:30:40 > 0:30:43for our jackpot, which currently stands at £4,250.
0:30:43 > 0:30:47APPLAUSE
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Well, from here on in, you can start playing as a team.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51You can confer before giving your answers.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57Well, the big news is, we all made it through lockdown,
0:30:57 > 0:31:00double lockdown, super lockdown, in fact, it was.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02So, very, very well done, everyone.
0:31:02 > 0:31:06Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:31:10 > 0:31:13Here is your first question. And it concerns...
0:31:16 > 0:31:19Yeah, we're going to show you five stills now from films
0:31:19 > 0:31:21made by the Dutch director Paul Verhoeven.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23You just need to tell us the most obscure of these, please.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26- Good luck.- Thank you very much. OK, let's reveal our five stills.
0:31:26 > 0:31:27And here they come.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52There we are. Five Paul Verhoeven films.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55David and Janet, you're our low-scorers, so you'll go first.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57- HE WHISPERS - Yeah.
0:32:00 > 0:32:04That one there, I know what it is. The last one is...
0:32:04 > 0:32:07- All right, go that.- Yeah?
0:32:07 > 0:32:09I think E is Robocop.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Robocop, say David and Janet. Robocop. Now, Graham and Miki,
0:32:12 > 0:32:15do you want to talk us through the rest of the board?
0:32:15 > 0:32:18I think A is... I think it's Total Recall, but I'm not sure.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21B we think is Black Book.
0:32:21 > 0:32:24C is Basic Instinct.
0:32:24 > 0:32:29And D we're not sure of. We'll go with B - Black Book.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32B - Black Book. So we have Robocop and we have Black Book.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35David and Janet said Robocop for E, let's see if that's right.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37Let's see how many people said it.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43It is right. Oh, 72. Big score there, David and Janet.
0:32:43 > 0:32:47APPLAUSE
0:32:47 > 0:32:51Meanwhile, Graham and Miki and have gone for Black Book for B.
0:32:51 > 0:32:55Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Black Book.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58It's right.
0:32:58 > 0:32:59And it wins you the point.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05Very well done indeed. 5 of for Black Book.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08That's a great score. And very well done, Graham and Miki.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11- It means, after one question, you are up 1-0.- Terrific answer.
0:33:11 > 0:33:16Very well played. You're right about A, it was Total Recall.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18It would have scored 23.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20C, of course, is Basic Instinct.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22It would have scored you 35.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25And D is Flesh And Blood.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28And very well done if you said that, it's a pointless answer.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Thank you very much indeed. OK, here comes your second question.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34David and Janet, you have to win this one to stay in the game.
0:33:34 > 0:33:38Graham and Miki will answer it first. It concerns...
0:33:41 > 0:33:44- Richard.- We'll show you the name now of five bodies of fresh water
0:33:44 > 0:33:47in the UK, but we've removed alternate letters.
0:33:47 > 0:33:48Can you fill in those gaps?
0:33:48 > 0:33:51OK. Let's reveal our five bodies of water, and here they are.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07I'll read those quickly one last time.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16Graham and Miki will go first.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18THEY WHISPER
0:34:25 > 0:34:28I think we're going to go for the top one, which is Ullswater.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Ullswater, say Graham and Miki. Ullswater.
0:34:31 > 0:34:32OK, David and Janet, over to you.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34Talk us through as many of those as you can.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37We think the second one is Loch Lomond.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39The third is Windermere.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42- No idea about... - We have no idea about the other two.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44So we'll go for Windermere.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46You're going to go for Windermere?
0:34:46 > 0:34:48So we have Ullswater and we have Windermere.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51Graham and Miki went for Ullswater. Let's see if that's right.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Let's see how many of our 100 people said Ullswater.
0:34:56 > 0:34:57It's right.
0:35:01 > 0:35:05APPLAUSE
0:35:05 > 0:35:0953 for Ullswater. Now, David and Janet have gone for Windermere.
0:35:09 > 0:35:13Let's see if Windermere is right. Let's see how me people said that.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17It's right.
0:35:18 > 0:35:2165 for Windermere. Very well done.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Graham and Miki, after only two questions,
0:35:23 > 0:35:25- you are through to the final, 2-0.- Yeah, well played.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27Loch Lomond would've won you the point, actually.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30It would have scored you 43.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32- Oh!- Sorry about that.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35The next one down is a shallow lake on Bodmin Moor. And it's...
0:35:35 > 0:35:38I'm probably pronouncing it wrong, but it's Dozmary Pool.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41And it was a pointless answer, so very well done if you said that.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44And the bottom one is Lough Neagh. 9 points for that.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:35:49 > 0:35:51I'm afraid, is David and Janet. We say goodbye to you now.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53But not for too long, cos we'll see you again next time.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55From your performance today,
0:35:55 > 0:35:57I'm sure we will see more of you then. But in the meantime,
0:35:57 > 0:35:59thanks very much, David and Janet.
0:35:59 > 0:36:02APPLAUSE
0:36:02 > 0:36:05But for Graham and Nikki, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Very well done, Graham and Miki. You've seen off all the competition,
0:36:11 > 0:36:14you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23You now have a chance to play for our Pointless jackpot.
0:36:23 > 0:36:27At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £4,250.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29- AUDIENCE:- Oh!
0:36:30 > 0:36:33Well, all in all, a very strong performance on Pointless.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35You've been in the head-to-head twice now.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38This time, it all fell very well for you in the final.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41We'll gloss over Round Two in today's show.
0:36:41 > 0:36:45But anything you'd particularly like to see come up on the board?
0:36:45 > 0:36:49For me, I like geography, I like history.
0:36:49 > 0:36:52Geography or literature, maybe.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54OK, let's hope there's something you like the look of.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57Today's selection looks like this.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59LAUGHTER
0:37:05 > 0:37:08I think we really have no choice in picking Japan.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11Hm. Japan.
0:37:11 > 0:37:12OK. Japan, you reckon(?)
0:37:12 > 0:37:14This does happen sometimes, doesn't it?
0:37:14 > 0:37:16It's been on the board a few times before.
0:37:16 > 0:37:20Are you absolutely sure you don't want to go for singers called Billy?
0:37:20 > 0:37:23- No.- Eh, no. - OK, very, very best of luck.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25We are looking for any of the following.
0:37:25 > 0:37:29We are looking for any Japanese designated cities,
0:37:29 > 0:37:32those are the biggest 20 cities in Japan apart from Tokyo.
0:37:32 > 0:37:35We're looking for any feature film made for cinema release
0:37:35 > 0:37:37directed by Akira Kurosawa
0:37:37 > 0:37:41up to the beginning of July 2015, according to IMDb.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44We're looking for any novels written by Haruki Murakami.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47We are looking for the English titles. Any books that have
0:37:47 > 0:37:49been translated into English and released in England.
0:37:49 > 0:37:53So any of the 20 biggest cities in Japan, other than Tokyo.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55Any film directed by Akira Kurosawa.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58Any novels written by Haruki Murakami.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01- Very best of luck.- There we are. OK, well, as always,
0:38:01 > 0:38:03you've got a minute to come up with three answers.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06All you need to win that jackpot is for just one of your answers
0:38:06 > 0:38:08to be pointless. Are you ready?
0:38:08 > 0:38:11- BOTH:- Yes.- Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15- Your time starts now.- This has just become the Makiko show.
0:38:15 > 0:38:19Not really. I don't know about Akira Kurosawa films.
0:38:19 > 0:38:20Seven Samurais.
0:38:20 > 0:38:24Yeah. What about the Japanese designated cities?
0:38:24 > 0:38:27- There are loads. - Think about obscure,
0:38:27 > 0:38:29- especially in the North Island. - Yeah.
0:38:29 > 0:38:33- Sapporo.- It's common, though, isn't it?- Is it?
0:38:33 > 0:38:37- Fukui.- No, it's not designated.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40Osaka.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43Sapporo. Maybe Sapporo and Nagoya.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Speak up.
0:38:45 > 0:38:50Go down to Nagasaki. Nagasaki is quite famous, isn't it? Hiroshima?
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Nagasaki?
0:38:52 > 0:38:55- They're famous, though, aren't they? - What else?
0:38:55 > 0:38:57What about Naha?
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Yeah, Naha.
0:38:59 > 0:39:03- Yeah.- Not many people would think of it because...- Ten seconds left.
0:39:03 > 0:39:04..it's on Okinawa.
0:39:04 > 0:39:08So Sapporo, Nagoya and Naha?
0:39:08 > 0:39:10- Yeah, OK.- Let's try.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12- OK.- OK, sounds like you've arrived at your answers.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14Your minute is now up. Let's hear what they are.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17If you say which category you're answering, that'd be great.
0:39:17 > 0:39:21- Yeah, they are all from Japanese designated cities.- OK.
0:39:21 > 0:39:25- We said Naha.- Naha. - What was the other ones?
0:39:25 > 0:39:27- Nagoya.- Nagoya.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29- BOTH:- And Sapporo.
0:39:29 > 0:39:30And Sapporo.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33Now, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:39:33 > 0:39:37- Shall we say Naha?- Naha goes last. Least likely to be pointless?
0:39:37 > 0:39:38- Probably Sapporo.- Sapporo.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41OK, well, let's put those answers up on the board in that order then,
0:39:41 > 0:39:43and here they are...
0:39:47 > 0:39:50Well, three very good answers up there on the board.
0:39:50 > 0:39:54Now, let's just imagine that you win that jackpot with one of these
0:39:54 > 0:39:59answers. £4,250, that's quite a nice jackpot to take home.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01What would you do with that? First you, Graham.
0:40:01 > 0:40:06I think... I NEED to buy a more aggressive front bumper for my car.
0:40:06 > 0:40:10- OK, a more aggressive front bumper for the car.- It's a long story.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13OK, fair enough. Miki, how about you?
0:40:14 > 0:40:19I would like kitchen gadgets for my, you know, baking and cooking.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22- I want some attachments for my KitchenAid.- OK. Very good indeed.
0:40:22 > 0:40:23I think you can probably get
0:40:23 > 0:40:25a few things maybe over and above that with...
0:40:25 > 0:40:29Depends how aggressive you want to go on the front bumper, of course.
0:40:29 > 0:40:30Now, in all three of these cases,
0:40:30 > 0:40:32were looking for Japanese designated cities.
0:40:32 > 0:40:36Your first answer was Sapporo. Let's see.
0:40:36 > 0:40:37It has to be right, obviously,
0:40:37 > 0:40:39then it has to be pointless for you to win.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42So for £4,250, let's see how many people said Sapporo.
0:40:46 > 0:40:47It is right.
0:40:48 > 0:40:51Sapporo only has to take us down to zero now
0:40:51 > 0:40:54and you will leave with that jackpot of £4,250.
0:40:54 > 0:40:55Sapporo now into single figures.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57Down it goes. Still going down.
0:40:57 > 0:40:58Still going down. You've done it!
0:40:58 > 0:40:59Very well done!
0:40:59 > 0:41:01Yay!
0:41:04 > 0:41:07- Very well done. - Thank you.- Thank you.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:41:09 > 0:41:11- Shocked.- Shocking!
0:41:11 > 0:41:15Well, there we are. Congratulations, Sapporo was a pointless answer,
0:41:15 > 0:41:18which means you go home with that jackpot of £4,250.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20- Very well done indeed.- Thank you.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:41:23 > 0:41:26I mean, that's the luck of the draw sometimes. It's lovely.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28Lots of people at home are thinking, "I'd love to go on a Japanese
0:41:28 > 0:41:31"game show and be asked the 20 biggest cities in Britain."
0:41:31 > 0:41:33- LAUGHTER - It would be a lovely question.
0:41:33 > 0:41:36- And Nagoya would have scored you 1 point.- Ah.
0:41:36 > 0:41:40And Naha not on the list at all, not quite big enough.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42So well done, Sapporo.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44Now I'm going to go through some pointless answers here.
0:41:44 > 0:41:48I'm rarely quite so self-conscious about my pronunciation, but...
0:41:48 > 0:41:50Here we go.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55Sapporo, there you go. In fact, every one apart from Hiroshima,
0:41:55 > 0:41:59Kyoto, Osaka, Yokohama and Nagoya, Sendai and Kobe.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02All the other cities were pointless answers.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04Very well done if you got any of those at home.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07Films directed now by Akira Kurasawa...
0:42:12 > 0:42:15- Yojimbo, would you say? - Yojimbo, yeah.- Yojimbo.
0:42:15 > 0:42:18Everything there apart from Seven Samurai, Rashomon,
0:42:18 > 0:42:22Throne Of Blood, and Ran, everything else is a pointless answer.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Now let's take a look at Murakami...
0:42:32 > 0:42:34In fact, everything apart from Norwegian Wood
0:42:34 > 0:42:36and Dance Dance Dance was a pointless answer.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Very well done if you got those at home.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Graham and Miki, you know what, you've been terrific in two shows,
0:42:41 > 0:42:44so, you know, it's lovely for a stroke of luck to befall you.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46- Congratulations.- Thank you. - Thank you.- Thanks very much.
0:42:46 > 0:42:49And thanks once again to our winning players, Graham and Miki,
0:42:49 > 0:42:53who go away with today's jackpot of £4,250. Very well done.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:42:55 > 0:42:58Join us next time when we'll put more obscure knowledge to the test
0:42:58 > 0:43:01- on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.