Episode 43

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0:00:14 > 0:00:18APPLAUSE

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:25 > 0:00:28the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35And couple number one.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38I'm Joe from Birmingham, this is Krish from Nottingham,

0:00:38 > 0:00:41and we're acquaintances from Durham University.

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Couple number two.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45I'm Robb and this is my wife Ruth and we're from Halifax.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Couple number three.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50Hi, I'm Sarah and this is my husband Martin and we're both from Runcorn.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52And finally, couple number four.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Hi, I'm Ben and this is my mate Jeremy and we're from Glasgow.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58And these are today's contestants.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Thanks very much, all of you. A very warm welcome to Pointless.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05We'll find out more about you as the show goes along.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Honk if you love trivia.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11It's my Pointless friend. It's Richard.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Hiya. Hi, everybody.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18- How are you this afternoon? - I'm very well.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- What a lovely show last time. - Wasn't that good?

0:01:20 > 0:01:24- Very high quality. A lot of pointless answers.- Yes.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Joe and Krish were with us. They were there for Round Two -

0:01:27 > 0:01:29an incredible round on chemical elements.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Two pointless answers in that round,

0:01:30 > 0:01:33so terrific stuff all the way through the show.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Three brand-new pairs. Welcome to you all on today's show.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- So, shall we do it? - I think we should.- What do you say?

0:01:40 > 0:01:43- If not now, when?- What would happen if we just didn't do it?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45We could just chat. We could always just chat.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- That's roughly what we do anyway, isn't it?- Pretty much.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51You know sometimes, on EastEnders, they would have those long episodes

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- where it was just Dot and Ethel chatting?- Yes.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55- It was like a little two-hander? - Yeah.- Bit like that.

0:01:55 > 0:02:01- Did you ever see that?- Just be us. Just us in a cafe.- That is a... Oh!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03I could do some drinking acting, you know.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05You are Britain's leading drinking actor.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Mm, it's quite hot. LAUGHTER

0:02:09 > 0:02:14- Oh, I'll pop that there. - Oh, that was so good!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- You've got, like, a high table.- You should see what I've got round here!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20LAUGHTER

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Now, Corinna and Ben won the jackpot last time.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25That's basically what we were saying all the way back there.

0:02:25 > 0:02:30So, today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000. There it is.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40All you have to remember is this - the pair with the highest score

0:02:40 > 0:02:42at the end of each round will be eliminated.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44That is it. Best of luck to all four pairs.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Our first category this afternoon is...

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Honours. Can you all decide in your pairs

0:02:50 > 0:02:53who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02OK, so, our question concerns...

0:03:05 > 0:03:072015 Birthday Honours. Richard?

0:03:07 > 0:03:09We are going to show you a picture now of 15 people

0:03:09 > 0:03:12who were honoured in the 2015 Queen's Birthday Honours list.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Can you identify the most obscure of these 15, please?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18OK, so, that image will go up, 15 people on it.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20It will stay the same the whole way through the round.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23We won't be changing it halfway through, OK?

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Best of luck. Here is that image.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30So, who are all these people who were honoured in 2015?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Now, Joe, welcome back.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Now, I noticed you introduced Krish as acquaintances.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39What's happened? Have you fallen out since last time? Was it Round Two?

0:03:39 > 0:03:43I'm just sick of the sight of him, to be honest with you.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45So, Joe, remind us what you do.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48- I'm a trainee solicitor. - A trainee solicitor.- Yeah.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51What's your particular area of law? What do you specialise in?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Dispute resolution. - Oh, the best kind.- Yeah.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Do you think you'll be able to bring some of your training

0:03:56 > 0:03:58to bear with Krish on the journey home?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Well, we've got a couple of hours in the car,

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- so we'll see what we can do. - OK, very good.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Now, Joe, you're the first person to answer from this board of faces.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Who would you like to go for?

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Erm...

0:04:13 > 0:04:17..I'm going to go for Lenny Henry.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Lenny Henry, says Joe.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Let's see how many of our 100 people said Lenny Henry.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25It's right.

0:04:27 > 0:04:3068 for Lenny Henry.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32APPLAUSE

0:04:32 > 0:04:37- Yeah, a knighthood for services to drama and charity.- There we are.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Robb, welcome to Pointless.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Lovely to have you here from Halifax.- Yeah.

0:04:41 > 0:04:42What do you do, Robb?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44I am the vicar of Mixenden and Illingworth in North Halifax.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46That's slightly surprising.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49I wouldn't have said... LAUGHTER

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I wouldn't have put you down as a vicar.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53I was going to say I'd have you down as a vicar,

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- but maybe a southern parish.- Yes. LAUGHTER

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Looks every inch the vicar.- Yes.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02- What style of vicar are you, Robb? - We're a bit eclectic, really.- OK.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06We have a very, very Anglo-Catholic service, which is the rock mass,

0:05:06 > 0:05:09but that doesn't look like you'd expect it to.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Now, Robb, I'm now thinking, "Yes, this is exactly right.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14"I now see you. I see you there."

0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Do you wear a dog collar? - I do wear a dog collar.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- With studs?- No. - LAUGHTER

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Very stereotypically normal dog collar, actually.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24I usually wear pretty much what I'm wearing now with it.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Do you ever body-surf? Throw yourself out into the congregation?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I could imagine landing on one of the churchwardens

0:05:30 > 0:05:33at the front of church trying to do that from the stage.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36- It probably wouldn't go so well.- OK. LAUGHTER

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Now, Robb, what would you like to go for?

0:05:41 > 0:05:45I think I'm going to have to play it safe and go for Martin Clunes.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47You're going to go for Martin Clunes.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Let's see if that's right

0:05:48 > 0:05:50and how many of our 100 people said Martin Clunes.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54It's right.

0:05:54 > 0:05:5668's the high score.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59You pass it. 51 for Martin Clunes. APPLAUSE

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Yeah, an OBE, but also for drama and charity,

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- and services to the community in Dorset, as well.- Ah.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Sarah, welcome to Pointless. - Hi, thank you.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- Lovely to have you here from Runcorn.- Yes.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Now, what do you do, Sarah, in Runcorn?- I work in an ice rink.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I serve hot and cold food and drink.

0:06:19 > 0:06:23- Do you skate at all yourself? - Only on my backside.- I see.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Not tempted to get out after closing?- No way. No.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28I'm lucky - when I start shift,

0:06:28 > 0:06:31I can catch a glimpse of all the skaters

0:06:31 > 0:06:32and it is really lovely to watch.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36Now, Sarah, what would you like to go for on this board?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I'll be honest, I don't know that many,

0:06:39 > 0:06:42so I will have to go for...

0:06:42 > 0:06:45I'm just hoping it's right. Joey Essex.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47- If that's him.- Joey Essex.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51OK, well, let's find out. Joey...Essex?

0:06:51 > 0:06:53LAUGHTER

0:06:55 > 0:06:57- Oh, never mind.- Oh!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59- I'm afraid not. - Never mind. Must be his twin.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02I'm afraid not. I mean, it could...

0:07:02 > 0:07:05I would be delighted if he had been honoured.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06It would be different, wouldn't it?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09I was just thinking what he's yet done...

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Well, I think, due to an administrative error,

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Joey Essex was not knighted in the Queen...

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- You know what? Next time, surely. - Next time. For services to Essex.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25- LAUGHTER - Lord Joey of Essex.- There we go.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Now then, now then, Jeremy.- Hi.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31A warm welcome to Pointless. Good to have you here. From Glasgow?

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Yeah, that's right.- And what do you do, Jeremy?- I'm a civil servant.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Are you a civil servant of the kind I can ask about

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- or are you one that I...? - Yeah, you can.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44- What branch of the civil service? - I work at Ofgem.- Oh, that's nice.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49- Jeremy, what are your hobbies? - So, I like to rock climb and cycle.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Would you go to a rock mass, Jeremy?

0:07:51 > 0:07:55I know rock climbing is a different kind of rock, but...

0:07:55 > 0:07:56I mean, it doesn't necessarily need to be.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00You could put a climbing wall in, make it both kind of rock.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04You could, and do rock climbing/mass at the same time.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Health and safety nightmare.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Not with some of the clips you can get these days.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- HE LAUGHS Erm, Jeremy...- Yeah.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15..what would you like to go for from our gallery here?

0:08:15 > 0:08:18I'm trying to choose between two of them.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Both a bit risky, I think,

0:08:20 > 0:08:23but I'm going to go for the chap on the top row.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25I think his name's Simon Hughes.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Simon Hughes, says Jeremy. Let's see if Simon Hughes is right.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Let's see how many of our 100 people said Simon Hughes.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34It's right.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43APPLAUSE

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Simon Hughes scores you 9.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Very well done indeed, Jeremy.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Great answer. Yeah, the former Lib Dem MP.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Now Sir Simon Hughes.- There we are.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55We're halfway through the round. Let's see how everyone is doing.

0:08:55 > 0:08:579 the best score of that pass, Jeremy. Very well done

0:08:57 > 0:08:59indeed. Jeremy and Ben looking very strong.

0:08:59 > 0:09:04Particularly strong, considering your nearest rival, Robb and Ruth -

0:09:04 > 0:09:0751, and then 68's where we find Joe and Krish

0:09:07 > 0:09:09and then up to 100 - Sarah and Martin.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Joey Essex, I'm afraid, letting you down,

0:09:11 > 0:09:14as he so often will. LAUGHTER

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Martin, we need a low score from you. Good luck.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18We'll come back down the line.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:09:23 > 0:09:28- OK, now, Ben, welcome to Pointless. - Thank you.- What do you do, Ben?

0:09:28 > 0:09:31I own and run a couple of burger restaurants up in Scotland.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34How long have you been doing the restaurant?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37I've been working in restaurants since I left school.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- But they're yours, these ones?- Yeah, they've been mine for two years.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44And are you looking to expand all the time, looking for new premises?

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Maybe not all the time. Two is quite hard work as it is,

0:09:48 > 0:09:50but you never know. If the right opportunity comes up...

0:09:50 > 0:09:52I suppose that's always the difficulty -

0:09:52 > 0:09:54you then have to recruit lots of people.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- You need to get a lot more beef, as well.- Yeah, a lot more beef.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Yes, there is that. Ben, what...? LAUGHTER

0:10:01 > 0:10:03What would you like to go for, Ben?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08There is a couple that I know,

0:10:08 > 0:10:10but given my love of food and drink,

0:10:10 > 0:10:13I think I'll go bottom left and say Loyd Grossman.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Loyd Grossman, says Ben.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Now, if you can get below this red line,

0:10:17 > 0:10:20which represents a score of 90, you are through to the next round.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Let's see how many of our 100 said Loyd Grossman.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27It's good. It's right.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Sees you through.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32APPLAUSE

0:10:32 > 0:10:3529 takes your total up to 38. Very well done.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Yeah, a CBE for services to heritage.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43Loyd Grossman is the chairman of The Churches Conservation Trust...

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Oh, so he is. That's right.- ..and various other things.- Now, Martin.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Martin, welcome to Pointless.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- What do you do in Runcorn? - I work in IT support.

0:10:51 > 0:10:56- And what are your hobbies? - I coach and play wheelchair rugby.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Wheelchair rugby. Where do you coach that? In Runcorn?

0:10:59 > 0:11:04Liverpool, and I also coach the England national union team.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Wow. How long have you been doing that?- Two years.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10That's amazing. How are they doing? How is our national side?

0:11:10 > 0:11:14- In union, we are world number one. - Are we really? What about that?

0:11:17 > 0:11:18It is...

0:11:20 > 0:11:21Martin, that is incredible.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23It has a reputation, wheelchair rugby,

0:11:23 > 0:11:27for being about the most vicious sport in the world. Is that unfair?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- It's one of them, yeah. It is. - LAUGHTER

0:11:30 > 0:11:33It's pretty full-on. It really is.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36- So, a high injury rate? - Surprisingly not.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Blisters is about your...- Blisters. - Blisters.- I can believe that.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Well, Martin, it's lovely to have you here.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44What would you like to go for? You are still the high-scorers.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46I recognise a few faces,

0:11:46 > 0:11:49but I've a feeling we're going to be in the 200 Club.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53The only one I think looks like her is...

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Is that Pippa Middleton in the middle?

0:11:55 > 0:12:00Pippa Middleton? Well, we will find out.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Pippa Middleton and Joey Essex. I wonder...

0:12:02 > 0:12:05They could have gone together to the ceremony, I suppose.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Let's find out. Pippa Middleton, is it right?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11No red line for you as you're the high-scorers.

0:12:15 > 0:12:16Ooh, I'm afraid not.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Pippa Middleton scores you 100 points,

0:12:18 > 0:12:20takes your total up to 200, sorry.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22And, again, even with her connections,

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- she can't get on that list. - I know, I know.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- There we go. Now, Ruth.- Hi.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you here.

0:12:30 > 0:12:31What do you do, Ruth?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- I'm a clinical psychologist. - Right, I see.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37And are you involved in the church, as well, at all?

0:12:37 > 0:12:41Yes, I play bass guitar and sing at the rock mass.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Do you get any solos at all?

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Don't get so many bass solos, really,

0:12:46 > 0:12:49- but I'm the lead singer, so... - Well, that's fun.- Yeah.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Sometimes, bass guitarists can be quite grumpy because they get

0:12:52 > 0:12:55hidden in the mix and they're always turning themselves up.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57- That's why I married the guitarist. - I see, very clever.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00And deftly became the lead singer.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Very, very smart. LAUGHTER

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Now, what would you like to go for?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- The good news is you are through, doesn't matter what you score.- Yes.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11But there's a chance here to dazzle us.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Celebrity is not really my strong point,

0:13:13 > 0:13:16but I think I recognise Benedict Cumberbatch.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Benedict Cumberbatch.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20OK, no red line for you as you're already through, but let's see

0:13:20 > 0:13:23how far down the column we get with Benedict Cumberbatch.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27It's right.

0:13:29 > 0:13:3156... APPLAUSE

0:13:31 > 0:13:33..takes your total up to 107.

0:13:35 > 0:13:40Yeah, a CBE for performing arts and charity. Benedict Cumberbatch.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43- There we are. Now, Krish... - Hello.- ..welcome back.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Remind us what you do. - I'm an accountant from Nottingham.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48And your interests, Krish?

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Sport, football, which I watch and play badly,

0:13:51 > 0:13:54- golf, which I watch and play worse. - LAUGHTER

0:13:54 > 0:13:56I want to watch wheelchair rugby union.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59That's going to be an amazing spectator sport, isn't it?

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Have you ever watched it?

0:14:01 > 0:14:04I watched it when it was on at the Olympics, just on TV,

0:14:04 > 0:14:07and you're flinching throughout as the chairs, like, bash together.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Yes, exactly. Well, it's a sport for us to support, I think.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Now, Krish, you're the last person to answer here,

0:14:12 > 0:14:14so if you want to do a bit of a mop up,

0:14:14 > 0:14:17you'd be more than welcome to, with the lovely proviso

0:14:17 > 0:14:20that you are already through, doesn't matter what you score.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Off the middle row, as a sports fan,

0:14:22 > 0:14:25I see Jonny Wilkinson and Frank Lampard.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27And there's another one that I might have gone for.

0:14:27 > 0:14:32Second from top row - something like Tim Mitchell, maybe.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Or bottom right, I think that's Eddie Redmayne.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36You're going to go for Eddie Redmayne?

0:14:36 > 0:14:39No red line, you're already through. How many people said Eddie Redmayne?

0:14:41 > 0:14:43It's right.

0:14:47 > 0:14:4917. APPLAUSE

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Very well done indeed. 85

0:14:53 > 0:14:54is your total.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Very surprisingly low score for Eddie Redmayne.- It is, yeah.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Especially as he won the Oscar and what have you,

0:15:00 > 0:15:02but maybe the photo, I don't know.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Was that Joey Essex?

0:15:04 > 0:15:07- Was he the Joey Essex stand-in? - Yeah.- Bottom right?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Yeah, he was. He must be his twin!

0:15:09 > 0:15:13Oh, Eddie Redmayne's sitting at home watching this, going, "Wait, what?"

0:15:13 > 0:15:15- LAUGHTER - I apologise.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Now, let's go through all of these.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21The top left - 1 point, that's Will Pooley,

0:15:21 > 0:15:24the nurse who was treating Ebola patients in Sierra Leone.

0:15:24 > 0:15:29Contracted Ebola, came back to the UK, was cured of it,

0:15:29 > 0:15:33went straight back out there to look after them again

0:15:33 > 0:15:35and got an MBE for that.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Next to Simon Hughes is Philippa Langley,

0:15:38 > 0:15:40who was the historian who was involved

0:15:40 > 0:15:42in the whole Richard III thing and getting him exhumed.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45She was a pointless answer. Very well done if you said her.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Lesley Manville, the actor, is next. 2 points for that.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Then Van Morrison, 19 points.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Second row, you're right about Jonny Wilkinson - 25 points.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57Then Caroline Criado-Perez, who successfully lobbied to have

0:15:57 > 0:16:00females on British banknotes. She's also a pointless answer.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Frank Lampard - 40 points.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Jo Pavey in the middle row there, the wonderful athlete.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08She would have scored you 4 points.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11And the bottom row, there's only one we haven't had

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- and that is...- That is Michael Ball.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17Lovely Michael Ball, who would have scored you 31 points.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Thank you very much. So, at the end of our first round,

0:16:20 > 0:16:23the pair we have to say goodbye to, our newest members of the 200 Club,

0:16:23 > 0:16:24I'm so sorry, Sarah and Martin.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26The good news is we'll see you again next time.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29I'm sure you'll go much further. In the meantime,

0:16:29 > 0:16:31thank you very much for playing, Sarah and Martin.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Well, look at that. We're all in Round Two. Round Two!

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Very well done. Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Our category for Round Two this afternoon is...

0:16:52 > 0:16:53There we are. Military History.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second?

0:16:56 > 0:16:59And whoever's going first in Military History

0:16:59 > 0:17:00please step up to the podium.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07OK, and the question concerns...

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Famous Battles, Richard.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14On each board, we're going to show you descriptions

0:17:14 > 0:17:17of six famous battles. Also show you the year they took place in,

0:17:17 > 0:17:18and we'll give you their initial, as well.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21They're all the Battle of Somewhere but where are they the battle of?

0:17:21 > 0:17:24There'll be 12 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Thanks very much indeed.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28So, which are these famous battles?

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Our first board reads like this.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16I'll read those all again.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55There we are. Krish?

0:18:56 > 0:19:00This is exactly the board I didn't want to come up.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04I'm really not comfortable with really any of them.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Going to have to go for the only one I can take a stab at.

0:19:07 > 0:19:091066 and Hastings.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12OK, Krish is going for Hastings. Let's see if it's right

0:19:12 > 0:19:14and how many of our 100 people said Hastings.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18It's right.

0:19:21 > 0:19:2348! APPLAUSE

0:19:23 > 0:19:2648 for Hastings,

0:19:26 > 0:19:28- 1066.- I know.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Get ready for more of that sort of thing in this round,

0:19:30 > 0:19:34- I tell you.- Wow. There we go. Goodness gracious me.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Eh, Ruth? What about that?

0:19:36 > 0:19:39- 48?- I know. You'd think more people would know that.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Yeah. Ruth's got a good answer, I think.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- No, cos that's the only one I knew.- Oh, is it?

0:19:45 > 0:19:50I'm going to take a stab at 1314, the Battle of the Boyne.

0:19:50 > 0:19:54Battle of the Boyne, says Ruth. OK, let's see if that's right.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Let's see if that's right.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01Ooh, I'm afraid not the Battle of the Boyne, that one.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04A different B. Scores you 100 points.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Afraid not. I'll give the correct answer at the end of the pass.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Thanks very much indeed. Now then, Jeremy.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Jeremy, that board's all yours.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Do you want to talk us through it and fill in all those blanks?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17I think the top one's Troy.

0:20:17 > 0:20:22I think... 1314, I think's Bannockburn.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26I should know the Americas one, but I don't know what it is.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27Last one, I would guess is East Africa

0:20:27 > 0:20:30cos I think Egypt's in East Africa.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34But I'll go for Bannockburn, being Scottish,

0:20:34 > 0:20:37- and hope to God it's right. - You're going to go with Bannockburn?

0:20:37 > 0:20:41OK, let's see how many of our 100 people said Bannockburn.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44It's right.

0:20:49 > 0:20:5127. APPLAUSE

0:20:54 > 0:20:5627 for Bannockburn.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59I know. Again, there's lots of low scores there.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Surprisingly low scores in this round.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03But Bannockburn - good answer, Jeremy.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Now, the top one, it's not Troy.- Thebes.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10- It's not Thebes. It's Thermopylae. - Oh, of course it is.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Thermopylae would have scored you 7 points.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14General George Custer, it's Little Something.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Little Bighorn. - Little Bighorn would have scored 25.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21- The Denmark, west of Denmark...? - Is that Jutland?- It is Jutland, yes.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Big scorer, actually. Our 100 did rather well on that one. 40 points.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28- And the Egypt one... - El Alamein.- ..is El Alamein.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30That would have scored 18 points.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33There we are. Thanks. We're halfway through the round.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Let's take a look at those scores. 27.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Well done, Jeremy and Ben. There we are. 27 - a good, low score.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Then up to 48 where we find Krish and Joe.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Then up to 100, Ruth and Robb.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Robb, let's have a low score from you on the next pass.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Maybe that'll keep you in the game. We'll come back down the line.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54OK, let's put six more battle clues up on the board,

0:21:54 > 0:21:56and here they are...

0:22:34 > 0:22:35I'll read those all one last time.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Ben.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17There's two that I think I might know,

0:23:17 > 0:23:20but both are a bit of a stab in the dark.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26I will go with the German 6th Army when they had to surrender,

0:23:26 > 0:23:29- and go Stalingrad. - Stalingrad, says Ben.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said it.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Get below the red line, you're into the head-to-head.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38It's right.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39And you are through.

0:23:42 > 0:23:4432 for Stalingrad. APPLAUSE

0:23:44 > 0:23:4659, your total.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51One of the really big turning points of World War II.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Thank you, Richard.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Robb.- Not my specialty at all.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58I think I know two of them,

0:23:58 > 0:24:01but one of them, I reckon, is the highest score on the board,

0:24:01 > 0:24:05so I'm going to go for top and go the Battle of Agincourt.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Agincourt. Agincourt, says Robb.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09No red line, you're the high-scorers.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Let's see how many of our 100 people said Agincourt.

0:24:15 > 0:24:16It's right.

0:24:20 > 0:24:2216 for Agincourt. APPLAUSE

0:24:24 > 0:24:25116 is your total.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28You might have kept yourself in the game there, Robb.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Yeah, well played, Robb. Battle of Agincourt.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32- It's another low score.- Isn't it?

0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Don't you think? It's quite a famous one.- It is.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Now, Joe.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Yeah, struggling. - Talk us through the board.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42The only one I knew was the bottom one, Stalingrad,

0:24:42 > 0:24:45so I've got absolutely no idea on the rest,

0:24:45 > 0:24:49so it could be good night from us.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54I'll just go for the B, Bengal. No idea.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58OK, Bengal in the Crimea. OK.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01There's your red line. You have to get below that red line.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Let's see if Bengal is right.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08No, I'm afraid not.

0:25:08 > 0:25:09That scores you 100 points,

0:25:09 > 0:25:12takes your total up to 148.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17- Yeah, the Crimea answer is... - Balaclava.- ..Balaclava. Yeah.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19That would have scored you 24 points.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Now, the one above that,

0:25:21 > 0:25:24again, you'd think 100 people would know it, but they didn't.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26- Waterloo.- Waterloo.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30That would score 47 points. I know!

0:25:30 > 0:25:33The one above it is actually a tough answer. Do you know that one?

0:25:33 > 0:25:37- I don't know that one.- It's Plassey. - No.- Very well done if you said that.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- And the Pennsylvanian town? - Gettysburg.- Gettysburg, yeah.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42And that would have scored you 30.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44There we are. Thank you very much indeed.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47So, at the end of our second round, the pair we're saying goodbye to,

0:25:47 > 0:25:49and I'm afraid, this time, it really is goodbye, Joe and Krish.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51148, I'm afraid the highest score.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54It's been great having you on the show, but thanks very much.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Joe and Krish.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01But for Jeremy and Ben, and Robb and Ruth,

0:26:01 > 0:26:03it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Very well done, Jeremy and Ben, Robb and Ruth.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13You're now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for

0:26:13 > 0:26:16our jackpot, which is still standing at £1,000.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19But this is the fun bit, the bit where you start playing as a team.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21You can chat before you give your answers.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26You've seen off our only returning pair.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28This is good going, so this should be quite exciting.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40Here's your first question, and it's all about...

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Eddie Murphy Films, Richard.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46We're going to show you five images taken from Eddie Murphy films.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49Can you tell us the most obscure of these, please?

0:26:49 > 0:26:53Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five stills, and here they are...

0:27:18 > 0:27:20There we are. Five Eddie Murphy films.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Jeremy and Ben, you're our low scorers, so you'll go first.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Feel free to confer.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29- WHISPERS:- Trading Places is B.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31C is Dr Doolittle.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33E is that one with the...

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Daddy Day Care, isn't it?

0:27:35 > 0:27:39Erm, so, we're sure on two of them.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41One, we think could be quite low,

0:27:41 > 0:27:42but we're not actually sure

0:27:42 > 0:27:43of that answer,

0:27:43 > 0:27:45so we'll go for B, Trading Places.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48Trading Places, say Jeremy and Ben. Trading Places.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51Now, Robb and Ruth, that board's all yours. Talk us through it.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53We reckon we know three of them,

0:27:53 > 0:27:56which is, A is Coming To America,

0:27:56 > 0:27:57B is Trading Places,

0:27:57 > 0:27:59C is Dr Doolittle

0:27:59 > 0:28:01and D and E, I've no idea.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04- Are we going to go with A? - A, yeah.- Coming To America.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06OK, A, Coming To America.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08We have Trading Places and Coming To America.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Jeremy and Ben said Trading Places for B.

0:28:10 > 0:28:13Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:28:15 > 0:28:16It's right.

0:28:21 > 0:28:2327. APPLAUSE

0:28:26 > 0:28:2727 for Trading Places.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30Now, Robb and Ruth have gone for Coming To America for A.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33Let's see if that's right and how many people said Coming To America.

0:28:36 > 0:28:37It's right.

0:28:40 > 0:28:4341 for Coming To America. APPLAUSE

0:28:43 > 0:28:45So, well done, Jeremy and Ben. You chose well.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47After one question, you're up one-nil.

0:28:47 > 0:28:50Yeah, and Dr Doolittle wouldn't have saved you either

0:28:50 > 0:28:52cos it would have scored you 55 points.

0:28:55 > 0:28:59The lowest score of all is D, which is The Haunted Mansion.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02That would have scored you 5 points.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05And E, 20 people knew it was...

0:29:05 > 0:29:07- Daddy Day Care.- ..Daddy Day Care.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09As I say, scores 20 points.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11There we are. Thank you very much.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13Here comes your second question, Robb and Ruth.

0:29:13 > 0:29:14You get to answer it first,

0:29:14 > 0:29:16but you have to win it to stay in the game, so good luck.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18It concerns...

0:29:21 > 0:29:22Songs Which Contain The Word Fly, Richard.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25We'll show you the names of five top 40 hits now, all of which

0:29:25 > 0:29:27contain the word fly and the year in which they were a hit.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30You need to tell us which act had a hit with it, please.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32Thank you very much indeed.

0:29:32 > 0:29:35OK, let's reveal our five fly songs, and here they are...

0:29:48 > 0:29:49I'll read those all again.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Robb and Ruth will go first.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00- WHISPERS:- I think we've got to go for The Offspring.

0:30:00 > 0:30:04THEY WHISPER

0:30:04 > 0:30:06I think it's our best shot.

0:30:06 > 0:30:08We're going to go for Pretty Fly For A White Guy

0:30:08 > 0:30:10is The Offspring.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12The Offspring, say Robb and Ruth. The Offspring.

0:30:12 > 0:30:16Jeremy and Ben, talk us through the other songs.

0:30:17 > 0:30:20Learn To Fly, we think is Foo Fighters.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23I Believe I Can Fly - R Kelly.

0:30:23 > 0:30:25And Flying Without Wings

0:30:25 > 0:30:26we think is Westlife.

0:30:26 > 0:30:30I think we'll go for Learn To Fly and Foo Fighters.

0:30:30 > 0:30:32OK, Foo Fighters, say Jeremy and Ben.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35So, we have The Offspring and we have Foo Fighters.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37Robb and Ruth went for The Offspring.

0:30:37 > 0:30:38Let's see if that's right

0:30:38 > 0:30:41for Pretty Fly For A White Guy. How may people said it?

0:30:43 > 0:30:44It's right.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52Look at that! APPLAUSE

0:30:55 > 0:30:568 for The Offspring.

0:30:56 > 0:30:59Jeremy and Ben, meanwhile, have gone for Foo Fighters.

0:30:59 > 0:31:01Let's see if that's right for Learn To Fly.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03Let's see how many people said it.

0:31:05 > 0:31:06It's right.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11I think this is going to be close.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13Oh, it is. Look at that. 12!

0:31:13 > 0:31:16APPLAUSE 12 for Foo Fighters.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19A good answer. Lovely, low score, but it doesn't beat The Offspring.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22Well done, Robb and Ruth. Back in the game. It's one-all.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24Two of the best three answers on the board.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26The best answer of all is I'll Fly For You from 1984.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28- It's Spandau Ballet. - It's Spandau Ballet, yeah.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30It would have scored you 5.

0:31:30 > 0:31:33- I Believe I Can Fly is R Kelly. - Do you know, he can't?

0:31:33 > 0:31:36- LAUGHTER - 21. But he believes he can.

0:31:36 > 0:31:40I know, but I've seen him try to demonstrate, and I can say,

0:31:40 > 0:31:41unequivocally, he can't.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44- He can't, but he believes he can.- Yes.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46- And that's the key.- That's the key.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48And also, another thing you mustn't do...

0:31:49 > 0:31:52LAUGHTER

0:31:53 > 0:31:56With all respect in the world to Westlife -

0:31:56 > 0:31:57great guys, I'm sure,

0:31:57 > 0:32:00and they do a great many good things...

0:32:00 > 0:32:03I'm surprised they don't have knighthoods and all sorts of things.

0:32:03 > 0:32:07..but you cannot, you must not, you should not fly without wings.

0:32:07 > 0:32:09You can't do it.

0:32:09 > 0:32:1235 points for that.

0:32:12 > 0:32:15Both of those bottom two, please, please do not try at home.

0:32:15 > 0:32:19- LAUGHTER - The top one is the best thing

0:32:19 > 0:32:23you can do educationally to disprove the bottom two.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25As soon as you get the first one under your belt,

0:32:25 > 0:32:27the bottom two go, "That's fine, I can't."

0:32:27 > 0:32:30But until you do the first one, people don't know sometimes.

0:32:30 > 0:32:34Exactly. Thank you very much indeed. Now, here comes our third question.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36Whoever wins this one goes through to the final

0:32:36 > 0:32:39and plays for that jackpot. It concerns...

0:32:42 > 0:32:44Animals Of The Night.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47We're going to show you five largely nocturnal animals now,

0:32:47 > 0:32:49but in anagram form.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52Can you unscramble them and tell us what they are, please?

0:32:52 > 0:32:54Let's reveal our five anagrams, and here they come...

0:33:01 > 0:33:04I'll read those all one last time.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11Jeremy and Ben will go first.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15- WHISPERS:- The top one is coyote.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17The bottom one is porcupine.

0:33:17 > 0:33:22So, I think we know four of them.

0:33:22 > 0:33:25It's trying to figure out which one is going to be the most obscure.

0:33:27 > 0:33:31I think we'll go for the second top one and say loris.

0:33:31 > 0:33:35Loris. Loris, say Jeremy and Ben. Loris.

0:33:35 > 0:33:39Now, Robb and Ruth, talk us through the rest of that board.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42I think the first one's coyote.

0:33:42 > 0:33:46Then loris, raccoon, wombat

0:33:46 > 0:33:48and I can't figure out the bottom one.

0:33:48 > 0:33:52So, I think I'm going to go for coyote.

0:33:52 > 0:33:55Coyote. So, we have loris and coyote.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57Jeremy and Ben went for loris.

0:33:57 > 0:34:00Let's see if that's right and how many people said loris.

0:34:03 > 0:34:04It's right.

0:34:09 > 0:34:1120. APPLAUSE

0:34:13 > 0:34:1420 for loris.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17Now, Robb and Ruth have gone for coyote at the top there.

0:34:17 > 0:34:19Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:34:26 > 0:34:2854. APPLAUSE

0:34:28 > 0:34:31- Well played, guys. - Very well done, Jeremy and Ben.

0:34:31 > 0:34:34After three questions, you're through to the final two-one.

0:34:34 > 0:34:37Very well played. It's the best answer on the board - loris.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39The anagram's not complicated, but the animal itself

0:34:39 > 0:34:43is quite obscure, so very, very well played.

0:34:43 > 0:34:44Coco ran?

0:34:44 > 0:34:49- Is raccoon.- Raccoon. Would have scored 58.

0:34:49 > 0:34:53The biggest scorer on the board is mat bow, which is wombat.

0:34:53 > 0:34:5571 points. And not a bad answer,

0:34:55 > 0:34:56this bottom one.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58Have you got that one?

0:34:58 > 0:35:00- Porcupine.- Ah, it's a porcupine.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02- Exactly right.- Very well done.

0:35:02 > 0:35:04- That would have scored 28 points. - Porcupine.

0:35:04 > 0:35:06There we go. Thank you.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08So, at the end of our head-to-head round,

0:35:08 > 0:35:11I'm afraid the pair we're sending home is Robb and Ruth.

0:35:11 > 0:35:13We're saying goodbye, but not for long.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15We'll see you again next time. We look forward to that,

0:35:15 > 0:35:18but in the meantime, thanks very much, Robb and Ruth.

0:35:21 > 0:35:24But for Jeremy and Ben, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31Very, very well done, Jeremy and Ben.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33You've seen off all the competition.

0:35:33 > 0:35:35You have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44You now have a chance to play for our Pointless jackpot,

0:35:44 > 0:35:48and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £1,000.

0:35:48 > 0:35:52Well, strong performance throughout.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54Lovely, low scoring. Let's see what's up on the board.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56Let's hope there's something you like the look of.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Today's selection reads like this...

0:36:04 > 0:36:08I studied in Leeds, but I'm really worried now because, I mean,

0:36:08 > 0:36:11I didn't go to see any sport when I was there, for some reason.

0:36:11 > 0:36:15- I don't know a lot about diamonds. - I know nothing about diamonds.

0:36:15 > 0:36:16Or '50s film musicals.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18- I think it's going to have to be Sport In Leeds.- Yeah.

0:36:18 > 0:36:21- Sport In Leeds it is. Richard. - OK, very best of luck.

0:36:21 > 0:36:23Here are your three questions.

0:36:23 > 0:36:27We are looking for anyone who has an acting credit in the 2009 film

0:36:27 > 0:36:28Damned United.

0:36:28 > 0:36:31We're looking for anyone who played in Yorkshire's

0:36:31 > 0:36:35County Championship cricket winning side of 2014.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37Or we're looking for anyone who played in the Leeds United

0:36:37 > 0:36:40title-winning football side of 1991-1992.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42So, cast of The Damned United according to IMDb,

0:36:42 > 0:36:46any cricketer who played in that Yorkshire side of 2014

0:36:46 > 0:36:50or any footballer who played in the Leeds United side of '91/'92.

0:36:50 > 0:36:52As always, you've got up to one minute

0:36:52 > 0:36:55to come up with three answers. All you need to win that jackpot

0:36:55 > 0:36:57is for one of your answers to be pointless.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59- Are you ready? BOTH:- Yeah.- OK.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.

0:37:01 > 0:37:03Your time starts now.

0:37:03 > 0:37:06So, Yorkshire - the England boys who play in that Yorkshire team.

0:37:06 > 0:37:10Isn't that Jonny Bairstow? And Adam Lyth does, as well.

0:37:10 > 0:37:15Actually, Joe Root plays for Yorkshire, but he's quite obvious.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18The cast of Damned United, I can't remember. Leeds United season...

0:37:20 > 0:37:23Spink. Nigel Spink, I think, played in goal.

0:37:23 > 0:37:24David Batty.

0:37:24 > 0:37:27Noel Whelan did play at Coventry for a while,

0:37:27 > 0:37:30but if he was there, then it's a really good one.

0:37:30 > 0:37:33- Gary Speed.- Oh, yeah. He'll be quite well known.

0:37:33 > 0:37:38- Gary McAllister, Eric Cantona. - So, shall we do one from Yorkshire?

0:37:38 > 0:37:40Well, two from the Yorkshire team

0:37:40 > 0:37:43or one from Leeds or the other way round?

0:37:43 > 0:37:45I think Bairstow and Lyth might be good.

0:37:45 > 0:37:49- And then what was the one you said that was risky?- Noel Whelan.

0:37:50 > 0:37:53- That's quite a risk.- Who's the other one you said before him?

0:37:53 > 0:37:55- Ten seconds left. - Gary Speed, Gary McAllister.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57The ones before. The guy in goal. Spink?

0:37:57 > 0:38:00Yeah, but I'm not sure that's right. It might be Nigel Martyn.

0:38:00 > 0:38:03- I think Noel Whelan.- OK.

0:38:03 > 0:38:05OK, that's your time up. Let's have your three answers.

0:38:05 > 0:38:11For the second category, we'll do Jonny Bairstow and Adam Lyth.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13- Jonny Bairstow, Adam Lyth. - You do the...

0:38:13 > 0:38:18- And for Leeds United title winners, we'll go Noel Whelan.- Noel Whelan.

0:38:18 > 0:38:21Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:21 > 0:38:24- Noel Whelan?- Noel Whelan goes last. Least likely to be pointless?

0:38:24 > 0:38:27- BOTH:- Jonny Bairstow. - Bairstow, we'll put first.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30Let's put those up on the board in that order, and here they are...

0:38:34 > 0:38:38Well, very best of luck. Three good answers on the board there.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41If one of those is pointless, it'll win you £1,000.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43What would you do with that? Jeremy, you first.

0:38:43 > 0:38:45Well, we said if we won £1,000,

0:38:45 > 0:38:50we'd go into London and get a proper slap-up meal and blow a lot of it.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53That sounds like a good plan. LAUGHTER

0:38:53 > 0:38:56Yeah. Ben, anything you want to add to that?

0:38:56 > 0:38:59Yeah, a good night out would be good, but I'd keep some back.

0:39:01 > 0:39:05- Maybe a nice bottle of whiskey when I get home.- OK, best of luck.

0:39:05 > 0:39:06Three good answers on the board.

0:39:06 > 0:39:08Your first answer was Jonny Bairstow.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10In this case, we were looking for Yorkshire's

0:39:10 > 0:39:13CCC-winning team from 2014.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15If this is pointless, it will win you £1,000.

0:39:15 > 0:39:18How many of our 100 people said Jonny Bairstow?

0:39:21 > 0:39:22It's right.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25All it has to be now is pointless. If Jonny Bairstow

0:39:25 > 0:39:27can take us all the way down to 0,

0:39:27 > 0:39:29you will leave here with £1,000.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32Jonny Bairstow going into single figures.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Down he goes. Still going down. 5.

0:39:36 > 0:39:41SPEECH DROWNED OUT BY APPLAUSE

0:39:41 > 0:39:42Not a bad score.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44Sadly, though, not a pointless answer,

0:39:44 > 0:39:46which means you have two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48Your next answer was Adam Lyth.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50Again, we were looking for team members of Yorkshire's

0:39:50 > 0:39:53CCC-winning team from 2014.

0:39:53 > 0:39:56If this is pointless, Adam Lyth will win you £1,000.

0:39:56 > 0:39:59Let's see how many of our 100 people said Adam Lyth.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04It's right.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06Jonny Bairstow took us all the way down to 5.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10Adam Lyth now takes us down through the 20s,

0:40:10 > 0:40:11into the teens,

0:40:11 > 0:40:14into single figures. Down we go, passing...

0:40:15 > 0:40:17Now it's all on me.

0:40:21 > 0:40:24OK, 5 for Bairstow, 4 for Lyth.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26This is all moving in the right direction,

0:40:26 > 0:40:28but you have one more shot at today's jackpot.

0:40:28 > 0:40:29Your third and final answer,

0:40:29 > 0:40:32your most confident shot at a pointless answer was Noel Whelan.

0:40:32 > 0:40:35In this case, we were looking for Leeds United's

0:40:35 > 0:40:39title-winning team from '91-'92 season.

0:40:39 > 0:40:42If Noel Whelan is right and it is pointless, it'll win you £1,000.

0:40:42 > 0:40:45Let's see how many of our 100 people said Noel Whelan.

0:40:50 > 0:40:52- Sorry.- Bad luck.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59Well, you knew you were taking a bit of a punt there.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02You weren't entirely sure about Noel Whelan.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05But if it had been right, it would have been a brilliant answer.

0:41:05 > 0:41:06We won the trophy.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08There we are. Listen, you HAVE won the trophy.

0:41:08 > 0:41:11You haven't found that all-important pointless answer,

0:41:11 > 0:41:13so you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000. That rolls over.

0:41:13 > 0:41:16But it's been fabulous having you on the show.

0:41:16 > 0:41:17Really, really good to have you here.

0:41:17 > 0:41:21All the way through the show, great answers, so, well done.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28Yeah, and Noel Whelan was a good risk to take.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30'93, he made his Leeds debut, so just after that.

0:41:30 > 0:41:32Looking at some of the pointless answers,

0:41:32 > 0:41:34he might have been pointless, as well,

0:41:34 > 0:41:36but we will take a look at the answers

0:41:36 > 0:41:37in the other categories first.

0:41:37 > 0:41:39Cast of Damned United.

0:41:40 > 0:41:43Elizabeth Carling played Barbara Clough in that film.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45Jim Broadbent played the Derby County chairman.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47Michael Parkinson played himself,

0:41:47 > 0:41:50and Stephen Graham played Billy Bremner in that film.

0:41:50 > 0:41:53Everyone apart from Michael Sheen, Colm Meaney and Tim Spall,

0:41:53 > 0:41:56everyone else was a pointless answer in that. Well done if you said one.

0:41:56 > 0:41:59Now, the Yorkshire one - really hard to get pointless answers here.

0:41:59 > 0:42:03I think we might have had a couple of Yorkshire fans in our 100

0:42:03 > 0:42:05because the following people scored points -

0:42:05 > 0:42:08Joe Root, Jonny Bairstow, Ryan Sidebottom, Adam Lyth,

0:42:08 > 0:42:10Adil Rashid, Gary Ballance, Liam Plunkett, Andrew Gale,

0:42:10 > 0:42:13Jack Brooks, Kane Williamson, Alex Lees and Tim Bresnan.

0:42:13 > 0:42:14All of them scored points.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17So, a few pointless answers. Aaron Finch, the Aussie...

0:42:19 > 0:42:22You could have had Andrew Hodd, Azeem Rafiq and Richard Pyrah.

0:42:22 > 0:42:23Those were the pointless answers.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25Now, lots of people, especially Leeds fans,

0:42:25 > 0:42:27would have got pointless answers in this one.

0:42:27 > 0:42:30Take a look at some of the players who were pointless answers.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33Chris Kamara. Funny to remember he was actually a player,

0:42:33 > 0:42:35sometimes, when you see him now.

0:42:35 > 0:42:36John Lukic, the goalie...

0:42:38 > 0:42:40Bobby Davison, Chris Whyte, David Wetherall,

0:42:40 > 0:42:43Imre Varadi, John McClelland, Jon Newsome, Mel Sterland,

0:42:43 > 0:42:45Mike Whitlow and Tony Agana - all pointless answers.

0:42:45 > 0:42:47Very well done if you said one of those.

0:42:47 > 0:42:48Thanks, Richard.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to Jeremy and Ben.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54Thank you so much for coming and playing and being so good.

0:42:54 > 0:42:55Jeremy and Ben.

0:42:59 > 0:43:02Well, sadly, Jeremy and Ben didn't win our jackpot today,

0:43:02 > 0:43:04which means it rolls over on to the next show

0:43:04 > 0:43:06when we'll be playing for £2,000.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08Join us then to see if someone can win it.

0:43:08 > 0:43:10- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:10 > 0:43:12And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.