0:00:14 > 0:00:18APPLAUSE
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Thank you very much indeed.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome to Pointless,
0:00:26 > 0:00:28the show where obvious answers mean nothing
0:00:28 > 0:00:30and obscure answers mean everything.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Let's meet today's players.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37And couple number one.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Hello, I'm Derek, this is my wife, Kathy,
0:00:39 > 0:00:41and we're from Grimsby.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Couple number two.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Hi, I'm Ruth. This is my husband, Robb. We're from Halifax.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Couple number three.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Hi, I'm Martin. This is my wife, Sarah.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49We're from Runcorn.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50And, finally, couple number four.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Hi, I'm Colette, this is my friend, Toni, and we're from Belfast.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56And these are today's contestants.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57APPLAUSE
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Thanks very much, all of you. A warm welcome to the show.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02We'll find out more about each of you
0:01:02 > 0:01:04throughout the show as it goes along.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09I actually think he's losing his touch.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Earlier, he couldn't even tell me
0:01:10 > 0:01:12where guacamole came on the periodic table.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Hiya. - APPLAUSE
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Hi, everybody.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Good afternoon to you. - Good afternoon.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Now, an interesting thing in the last couple of shows.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27You know on our end board, we have categories
0:01:27 > 0:01:29that sometimes stay around for ages and ages and ages.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Years ago, we had Katie Price for years and years,
0:01:31 > 0:01:34but we've had two categories in the last two shows
0:01:34 > 0:01:36that have been chosen that were around for a long time.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Very dusty, weren't they?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39We had Roaring '20s a couple of shows ago,
0:01:39 > 0:01:41and they won the jackpot on that.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43And then, the last show, we finally got rid of Sport In Leeds.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- Yes.- Didn't we? Lovely Jeremy and Ben.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Jeremy and Ben taking it off our hands.- Yes, decent of them.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50They didn't win the jackpot, don't panic.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53But often is the case when these things get taken off the board
0:01:53 > 0:01:54that we give away the jackpot.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56We've got two returning pairs from that show.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Robb and Ruth got all the way through to the head-to-head.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Very well played. Robb is a vicar.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- I'm not kidding you, he's a vicar. - LAUGHTER
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Martin and Sarah got knocked out in Round One.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09So hopefully we'll see an awful lot more of them this time.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Ahh. Now, I'll tell you what's nice is, um...
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Colette and Toni on the far podium, there.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17It's like that time we had Swank and Hilary. Remember?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19LAUGHTER
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Toni Collette. I sometimes wish people would stand the right way
0:02:22 > 0:02:25round when they've got celebrity names.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Ah, well. There we are. Thank you very much indeed.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Yes, Jeremy and Ben, as you'll have gathered,
0:02:30 > 0:02:33didn't win the jackpot, so we add another £1,000 to that.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36So today's jackpot starts off at £2,000.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38There it is. APPLAUSE
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49So, all you have to remember, as ever, is this -
0:02:49 > 0:02:52the pair with the highest score at the end of each round
0:02:52 > 0:02:54will be eliminated. Best of luck to all four pairs.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Our first category this afternoon...
0:02:58 > 0:03:00..is Film Stars. Film Stars.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:03:02 > 0:03:04who's going to go second?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12OK. And the question concerns...
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Actors And The Films They Starred In. Richard.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20On each board, we're going to show you seven pairs of films
0:03:20 > 0:03:23and the initials of an actor who starred in both of those films.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Please, can you tell us who that actor is?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27It's going to be 14 in all to have a go at at home.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Very, very best of luck. I am just hoping beyond hope
0:03:29 > 0:03:31that Toni Collette is not on the board,
0:03:31 > 0:03:33otherwise we've really messed up.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35This early, we've really messed up.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Yes. OK. Thank you.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Fingers crossed. Thank you. OK.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40So we are looking for the names of the actors
0:03:40 > 0:03:42that starred in these pairs of films.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44And here is our first board of seven.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I'll read those again a little bit faster.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Derek, welcome to Pointless.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Here from Grimsby. What do you do, Derek?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38I'm a retired teacher.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- How long have you been retired? - The last two years.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Ooh. Do you look back fondly on the days of teaching,
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- or are you delighted in the mornings?- A bit of both.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48A little bit of both.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50What do you fill your time with now?
0:04:50 > 0:04:54I play in a band. I play drums in a band and I play golf.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55You can tell he plays drums.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Drummers are always very fit, aren't they?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00He looks in good shape, Derek, is what I am saying.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02How long have you been playing drums?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Years and years and years?- Years and years, yes. Since I was 15.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07You've been in bands ever since?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Off and on. But, more recently, a little bit more regularly.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13OK. What's the band you're in now? What sort of band is it?
0:05:13 > 0:05:14It is called Ally's Cat,
0:05:14 > 0:05:17and it's a kind of wedding/birthday party type band.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Very nice. Very nice indeed.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Now, Derek, what would you like to go for on our board?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Film's not my favourite category,
0:05:23 > 0:05:26but I'm pleased to see there's one up there I do know.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30So I'm going to go for Goldeneye and Thomas Crown Affair -
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Pierce Brosnan. - Pierce Brosnan, says Derek.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Let's see if it's right,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37let's see how many of our 100 people said Pierce Brosnan.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40It's right.
0:05:42 > 0:05:4362. APPLAUSE
0:05:45 > 0:05:4762. Not bad.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Yep, that was his first Bond film.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Of course, Thomas Crown Affair, a remake of the Steve McQueen film.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Indeed, yes. Now, Ruth, welcome back to Pointless.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59True to the head-to-head. Very close head-to-head it was, too.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Very exciting.- Very exciting indeed.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Remind us what you do, Ruth.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04I'm a clinical psychologist.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08A clinical psychologist, but also you play the bass.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- I do.- In your rock mass.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13In the rock mass, yes, and also in a kind of pub band as well.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17I see, OK. And your pub band - is it like Derek's? Do you play...?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20We play mostly kind of, er... stadium rock, hair metal,
0:06:20 > 0:06:22so Van Halen, Bon Jovi, Whitesnake, that kind of stuff.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- "Hair metal"?- Yeah.- I've never heard it called... Is that...?
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- Yeah, that's bands like Poison, with the long...- Big hair.- OK.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31OK. Did you headbang?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I try, yeah.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- I bet you do it very well. - Thank you.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Now, Ruth, what would you like to go for?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I think I know a couple of them,
0:06:39 > 0:06:41but I'm going to go for Shakespeare In Love and Iron Man
0:06:41 > 0:06:43with Gwyneth Paltrow.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Gwyneth Paltrow, says Ruth.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58There we are. APPLAUSE
0:06:58 > 0:06:5933.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow. That shows some range, doesn't it?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Well, it does. And I tell you what,
0:07:06 > 0:07:09I'm glad it's Gwyneth Paltrow, cos I was just thinking,
0:07:09 > 0:07:11"I can't really remember Geoffrey Palmer in either of those."
0:07:11 > 0:07:13LAUGHTER
0:07:13 > 0:07:15But it just seemed perfectly feasible
0:07:15 > 0:07:18that he might have been in Shakespeare In Love. There we are.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- Anyway. Now, Sarah, welcome back. - Hi.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Now, remind us what you do, Sarah.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I work in an ice rink in a cafe.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Remind us what you do in your spare time.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28What sort of things do you like getting up to?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I am a black belt in karate.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- That's good to know.- Yeah. - Good.- Handy to have.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Yeah, maybe they'll go beyond the first round this time.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37- Yeah, I'd have thought so. - LAUGHTER
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- I don't know about that. - What else do you get up to?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I like making my own jewellery,
0:07:42 > 0:07:45especially charm bracelets and things.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- I've just started doing that. - Do you sell that, or...?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Not at the minute, no, but it's something I'm looking into.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Very good indeed. - Definitely for the future.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- OK. Now, Sarah.- Yes.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Sarah, what would you like to go for on this board?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Well, I've seen Knocked Up.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04I just cannot think off the top of my head who it is.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07So I'm going to have to play it really, really, really safe
0:08:07 > 0:08:10and say, for the bottom one...
0:08:10 > 0:08:13the Rocky one, Sylvester Stallone.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Sylvester Stallone?- Yes.- OK.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Well, 62's our high score at this point.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Let's see where you get with Sylvester Stallone.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26APPLAUSE 85.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- High score.- Yeah. Better than 100, though.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33He became only the third person in history
0:08:33 > 0:08:35to be nominated for acting and writing
0:08:35 > 0:08:39in the same year at the Oscars, Sylvester Stallone. Both for Rocky.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40That's good.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- I forgot he wrote Rocky.- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Collette, welcome to Pointless.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Lovely to have you here.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49What do you do in Belfast?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50I'm a civil servant.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Are you the kind of civil servant I can ask what you do?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- No, you can't ask.- OK.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57OK, I'll just have to force it out of you. Um...
0:08:57 > 0:08:58LAUGHTER
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Um, Collette, what do you get up to
0:09:01 > 0:09:03when the civil service is behind you?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I've been learning Italian for the last 18 months,
0:09:06 > 0:09:08and I've actually practised something
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I would like to say to you, if that's OK?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- I'd be delighted to hear it.- Yeah?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Ricardo, lui e multo intelligente,
0:09:16 > 0:09:19e Alessandro e un tesoro.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- How dare you?! - LAUGHTER
0:09:23 > 0:09:26So you're very intelligent...
0:09:26 > 0:09:27and I'm a Tazer.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29No, you're a sweetheart.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- AUDIENCE:- Ahh. - Ah, thank you, that's nice.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35LAUGHTER
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Um, thank you very much. Gosh, your Italian's brilliant.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Thank you, I've a good teacher. - Wonderful.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42So have you been to Italy since learning?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Yes, I've been to Venice and Florence. I love Venice.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49We went on the Orient Express for our 25th wedding anniversary.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Wow.- It was fantastic.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Was it everything you'd hoped it would be?- It was.- Wonderful.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Wonderful. Now, Collette, you're the last person to have this board.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00If you wanted to, you could talk us through it.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Well, I think I know them all except one.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04The first one is Seth Rogen.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06I don't know the Sixteen Candles,
0:10:06 > 0:10:09though I should know The Breakfast Club.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11The Citizen Kane is Orson Welles,
0:10:11 > 0:10:15And the Jurassic Park is Jeff Goldblum.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17So, um...
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I think I'll go for Seth Rogen.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Seth Rogen, says Collette. Let's see if that's right.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Let's see how many of our 100 people said Seth Rogen.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28It's right.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Well, 33 is our low score at this point,
0:10:31 > 0:10:32and you pass it, Collette.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Down to 22. Very well done indeed.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36APPLAUSE
0:10:36 > 0:10:3822 for Seth Rogen.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42It's very good work, Collette. She's clever, Collette, isn't she?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- She's good.- Whatever the Italian for clever is, you are it.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Now, the best answer on the board is the one you didn't know,
0:10:48 > 0:10:49so we'll get on to that last.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Citizen Kane, you are absolutely right about, it's Orson Welles.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54That would have scored 44,
0:10:54 > 0:10:57and Jurassic Park/Independence Day is Jeff Goldblum.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Would have scored you 24.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01And Xander, Sixteen Candles/ The Breakfast Club?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03I'm trying to work it out. Is it an...?
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Is it a male or female actor?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Female.- OK.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07It is...
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Molly Ringwald.- There we go. - Molly Ringwald. Good.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- That would have scored 17 points. - Best answer on the board.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Even after you'd said it was female,
0:11:14 > 0:11:17I couldn't get Michael Rosen out of my mind...
0:11:17 > 0:11:20LAUGHTER ..the Children's Laureate. Yep. Could not shift him.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Anyway, there we are. Thank you. We're halfway through the round.
0:11:23 > 0:11:2522 was the best score of that pass.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Well done you, Collette.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Collette and Toni looking very good at that far end there..
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Then we travel up to 33, where we find Ruth and Robb.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Then up 62, Derek and Kathy,
0:11:34 > 0:11:37and then Sarah and Martin ahead there on 85.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38You are not miles ahead.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42But Martin, a nice low score from you would do a lot of good for you.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44We're going to come back down the line.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:11:49 > 0:11:50OK, let's put seven more films...
0:11:50 > 0:11:54pairs of films, I should say, up on the board and here they are.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I'll read those all one last time.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Toni, welcome to Pointless.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Thank you.- Great to have you here. What do you do, Toni?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I'm well and truly retired.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49What did you do?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51I was a physio in my previous life.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53And when did you retire?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Ooh, about 12 years ago.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Very nice. What do you get up to?
0:12:57 > 0:13:01- Well, I have a passion in life and that's bridge.- Ahh.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02So that's really what I do.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- It is one of those games that it can take over your life.- It does.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- In a wonderful way. Very sociable thing to be doing.- It is, it is.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Does Collette play bridge with you at all?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14We're members of the same bridge club,
0:13:14 > 0:13:17but we don't actually partner each other.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- I see, I see. - There's a story there, isn't there?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Oh, I think so. LAUGHTER
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Firstly, we don't know what Collette does for a job, and now Toni's like,
0:13:24 > 0:13:26"Yeah, no, I know her but I wouldn't play bridge with the woman."
0:13:26 > 0:13:28LAUGHTER
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Yeah. OK. Now, Toni, what would you like to go for?
0:13:30 > 0:13:3262 or less is your target.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34I'm going to go for a local fellow,
0:13:34 > 0:13:35who's Liam Neeson...
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- out of Taken. - Liam Neeson, says Toni.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Here's your red line, nice and high.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Get below that with Liam Neeson, you're through to Round Two.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45How many people said Liam Neeson?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Well done. Liam Neeson's done everything you required of him.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55APPLAUSE 37 is your score.
0:13:55 > 0:13:5659, your total.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Well played, Toni. I love Liam Neeson.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02I think he might be my favourite non-indie actor.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Whenever you see Liam Neeson's in a film,
0:14:04 > 0:14:06you think, "It's going to be halfway decent."
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Apparently, when they offered him Taken,
0:14:08 > 0:14:10which obviously has been a huge success for him now,
0:14:10 > 0:14:11with all its spin-offs,
0:14:11 > 0:14:14he thought it'd be a huge flop but he said, "I'll do it,"
0:14:14 > 0:14:16because he got to spend four months in Paris and learn karate.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20He thought, "I fancy doing both of those things, so I'll do it."
0:14:20 > 0:14:23And it's made him very, very wealthy, that franchise.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25It certainly has. My goodness.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Now, Martin.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Welcome back. Now, remind us what you do, Martin.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32IT support.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34IT support, but you're also the coach
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- of the England Wheelchair Rugby Union team.- Correct.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39But you said, last time...
0:14:39 > 0:14:41You said there were three disciplines.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43There is, there's the Paralympic version,
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- which everyone's probably seen on TV.- Yeah.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47There's a version based on Rugby League,
0:14:47 > 0:14:50and there's this version, based on Rugby Union.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Union as well. But you play all three?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- I play all three, yes. - Just because, why not?- Exactly.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57And are you actually in the national side?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59The Rugby Union side?
0:14:59 > 0:15:00I'm player-manager.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- Player-manager?- Yeah.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Wow. And has it affected your game?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Have you had a touch of the Alistair Cooks?
0:15:07 > 0:15:08- Being, um...- No, not really.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11The first person on the sheet is my name, obviously.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12LAUGHTER
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Very important. What position do you play?
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Either full-back or as a winger.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19I see. OK.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Now then, Martin.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24How are we feeling about this board? Because we have to have a low score.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27There's no way we can send you home at the end of the first round.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30There's two or three that I know.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33One very dodgy, but I'm not risking it,
0:15:33 > 0:15:35so I'm going to go for the top one
0:15:35 > 0:15:37and go for Jennifer Aniston.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Let's see if that's right.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43There's no red line for you, as you're the high-scorers.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45But let's see how far down the column
0:15:45 > 0:15:46you get with Jennifer Aniston.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55That's a good answer. APPLAUSE
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Well done, Martin.
0:15:56 > 0:15:5928, taking your total up to 113.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Could have kept yourself in the game there.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Yeah. Well played, Martin. Nice answer.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Both good films, actually. Jason Sudeikis is in both of them as well.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08- Ah, nice.- Have you seen We're The Millers? Good film.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- I haven't, no. - You would like it.- I...
0:16:12 > 0:16:14I'll watch it. LAUGHTER
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Good.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19And then I'll let you know what I think of it.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21I'm not around Tuesday.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26So let me know Wednesday, Thursday at the latest.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Thursday evening?
0:16:29 > 0:16:34I'm out between seven and sort of nine.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36But, after that, I'm around.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS
0:16:38 > 0:16:39LAUGHTER
0:16:39 > 0:16:41OK, now, Robb.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Robb... Robb's a vicar.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Robb is a vicar.- Robb's...
0:16:45 > 0:16:46HE LAUGHS
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Robb is a vicar. You're a Church of England priest.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- That's right.- In Halifax.- Yeah.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Once a month, you put on a rock mass.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55That's right.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58But then presumably, the rest of the time, there's no rock'n'roll at all,
0:16:58 > 0:17:01it's all fairly... Is it fairly...?
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- We're quite a lively parish, so we have lots of fun.- OK.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06It's all-age all the time,
0:17:06 > 0:17:09so we generally have lots of little kids running around everywhere.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13We do, on a Sunday morning, occasionally bring our instruments,
0:17:13 > 0:17:14another once a month thing.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18I play less solos on a Sunday morning than I do at the rock mass,
0:17:18 > 0:17:20but I still play the Les Paul.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Very good. How long does rock mass last?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Generally about an hour and a half, hour and three quarters,
0:17:26 > 0:17:28by the time we've sung everything
0:17:28 > 0:17:31and thrown in an extra couple of "hymns" because we want to.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33XANDER LAUGHS
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Do you have someone playing support beforehand, for matins?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39We've generally got videos playing in the background.
0:17:39 > 0:17:44OK. That's very good. Is it packed, the church?
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Um, rock mass tends to get... The best it's been - 100?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Which isn't bad for a Sunday evening
0:17:50 > 0:17:52in a council estate in a church hall.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Not bad, yeah. Wow.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Now, you're on 33.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59If you can score 79 or less, you are into Round Two.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02It's really irritating, cos both of my best answers have been taken
0:18:02 > 0:18:05and I'd like to have a crack at the bottom one,
0:18:05 > 0:18:07but I'm going to play it safe
0:18:07 > 0:18:10and say Fight Club and Ocean's Eleven, Brad Pitt.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Brad Pitt, you're saying.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Here's your red line. You have to get below that with Brad Pitt.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Let's see if you can.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20It's right. You're through.
0:18:21 > 0:18:2463. There we are. APPLAUSE
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Not bad. 96 is your total.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30It's Edward Norton, his co-star in Fight Club.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Said he broke his thumb on Brad Pitt's stomach,
0:18:33 > 0:18:34cos it was so hard.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Wow.- That's good going, isn't it? - Isn't it?- Yeah.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- There you go. Kathy. Welcome.- Hello. - Great to have you here from Grimsby.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- What do you do, Kathy? - I'm a retired teacher, too.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Also a retired teacher. What did you teach?
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Um, started off teaching secondary English and art.
0:18:53 > 0:18:58Then, when I had young children, I changed to primary teaching
0:18:58 > 0:19:02and I've also taught English as a foreign language.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Lots and lots of disciplines in there, Kathy.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07This is great training for Pointless, surely.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10What do you get up to these days, what do you like to do?
0:19:10 > 0:19:14We look after our two little grandsons one day a week,
0:19:14 > 0:19:19and when we're not doing that, I like to read, go to the theatre...
0:19:21 > 0:19:23..do lots and lots of yoga.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Very good.- Cryptic crosswords.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Perfect. Again, very good for Pointless.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Now then, you're on 62.
0:19:29 > 0:19:3150 or less gets you through.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Do you fancy talking us through that board, Kathy,
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- and filling in the blanks? - Well, I wish I could.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40I knew Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44And the only other one I know is, I'm sure going to be higher than 52.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47But I'm going to have to go for Pretty Woman and Erin Brockovich.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Julia Roberts.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Julia Roberts, says Kathy.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Here's your red line. There it is.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55So how many of our 100 people said Julia Roberts?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59It's right.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Oh, I'm sorry, Kathy -
0:20:00 > 0:20:0375 for Julia Roberts. APPLAUSE
0:20:04 > 0:20:06137 is your total.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Yeah, a big score, I'm afraid. When she played Erin Brockovich,
0:20:09 > 0:20:13first time a woman's been paid 20 million for a film,
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Julia Roberts. Not bad money, is it? - Good going.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Let's look at the High Noon and Rear Window one.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22You will kick yourself, cos you'll know it. It's Grace Kelly.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23- KATHY:- Ugh, yes.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Grace Kelly would scored you 13 points as well.- Oh!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Would've been a terrific answer.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Just above that, one point more for Emma Stone.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Would've scored 14.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33And the one at the bottom?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Natalie Portman.- It is Natalie Portman. And that one...
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Do you know something exciting?
0:20:38 > 0:20:44Natalie Portman was filming V For Vendetta in our street in Islington,
0:20:44 > 0:20:46with Stephen Fry.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Because I sort of know Stephen Fry a little bit,
0:20:48 > 0:20:51I left him a note and said, "Come up. When you get a break,
0:20:51 > 0:20:53"come up and have a drink with us."
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- And he came and he brought Natalie Portman round.- Did he?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58The two of them sat in our kitchen.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Isn't that extraordinary? About half an hour.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Did you say to him, "She wasn't actually invited, Stephen.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- "I just invited you."? - LAUGHTER
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- "Now I've got this weird woman in my flat."- Yeah.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10And we had some friends who turned up for dinner.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13They turned up and we said, "Oh, this is Stephen and Natalie.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16"That's my friend Simon, Tilly."
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- Oh, that's quite fun, isn't it? - I know.- It is.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Natalie Portman.- Natalie Portman.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Anyway, there we are. Thank you very much.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25At the end of our first round, I'm afraid, Kathy and Derek,
0:21:25 > 0:21:27you are the people we have to say goodbye to. 137, your total there.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Always tough being on that first podium.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32We'll see you next time and I hope you'll do much, much better.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35In the meantime, thanks very much, Kathy and Derek.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Well done, everyone.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48We are through to Round Two.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Sarah and Martin, welcome.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Great to have you here with us.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54And, Colette, a special mention to you for Seth Rogen there.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57A brilliant answer and deservedly the lowest score of the round.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Best of luck to all three pairs.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Our category for Round Two this afternoon...
0:22:01 > 0:22:03is Countries. Countries.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:22:05 > 0:22:07who's going to go second?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:22:22 > 0:22:23..as they could.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Commonwealth Countries In The Northern Hemisphere. Richard.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Yes, we're looking for any country, apart from the UK,
0:22:28 > 0:22:31that's a member of the Commonwealth of Nations
0:22:31 > 0:22:33that has any of its territory north of the equator, please.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35As always, by country,
0:22:35 > 0:22:38we mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN in its own right.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Thank you very much indeed.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Now, Robb.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47This is an absolutely horrific category for me.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Um, I've no idea.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Um, I'm going to guess at India.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56OK, Robb is going to see India. Let's see if that's right.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Let's see how many of our 100 people said India.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02It's right.
0:23:06 > 0:23:0826. APPLAUSE
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Yeah, India lies across the Tropic of Cancer. India.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Thanks very much indeed.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Now, Sarah, what would you like to go for?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I've got three in mind.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26I think I might just play it really safe cos I know it might be right.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29I think I'll pick Canada.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Canada, says Sarah.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34OK, let's see how many of our 100 people said Canada.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Oh, 66 for Canada. APPLAUSE
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Yeah, a founder member of the Commonwealth, Canada, in 1931.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50That means it gets free membership - a founder member, of course.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Yes, this is certainly right.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Everyone else has to pay a subscription, don't they?
0:23:54 > 0:23:55It's 25 quid a year or something.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57And Canada not only gets it free,
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- but also there's a special toilet they can use....- That's right.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- ..for founder members.- Yeah, and special Commonwealth buttons.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05It's slightly nicer.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07It is. Do you know what, the difference - I have seen it -
0:24:07 > 0:24:10is that the loo roll's in a V, that's about it.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- Always in a V. Well, no, nicer toiletries.- Oh, some potpourri.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14- Nicer toiletries.- There you are.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- Also just there's never a queue. - True.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Cos, you know, there's only Canada
0:24:18 > 0:24:21and some of the other founding nations, yeah.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23- Which we won't mention. - We'd better not.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Now, Colette.- Hi.
0:24:26 > 0:24:31Um...I think I'll play it safe, hopefully, and say New Zealand.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- New Zealand.- No...- Not in the northern hemisphere?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Oh.- Not as safe as it might have been.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39LAUGHTER
0:24:39 > 0:24:42New Zealand in the northern hemisphere?
0:24:42 > 0:24:43We'll find out about that.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Oops!- Oh, I'm sorry, Colette.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50I'm sorry.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer and scores you 100 points.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Sorry, Colette, very much in the southern hemisphere, New Zealand.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- Sorry.- Well, if you go so far south, maybe you end up coming...
0:25:01 > 0:25:03LAUGHTER
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Yeah. Well, we're halfway through the round.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Let's take a look at those scores..
0:25:07 > 0:25:0926, Robb. Very well done indeed.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Sarah and Martin might well be into the head-to-head.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Martin, if you can find a nice low scoring answer.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Colette and Toni, you are quite ahead there.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21So, Toni, unless you find a brilliant pointless answer.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23I bet there are some. Good luck with that.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25We're going to come back down the line.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:25:29 > 0:25:31So, Toni,
0:25:31 > 0:25:34we're looking for Commonwealth countries which have all or part
0:25:34 > 0:25:38of their territory in the northern hemisphere.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41I'm very much hoping that Tonga is the northern hemisphere.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Tonga, says Toni.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45No red line for you as you're the highest scorers.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49Let's find out if Tonga's right, let's see how much Toni can score.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Hm, it's not.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- Oh! 200 Club! - Oh, I'm sorry, Toni!
0:25:55 > 0:25:58That's an incorrect answer - scores you 100 points,
0:25:58 > 0:25:59takes your total up to 200.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Yeah, southern hemisphere as well, I'm afraid.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04But 200 Club, you know?
0:26:04 > 0:26:06- That's nice. - It's a great place to be.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08THEY have their own loo as well, which is, er...
0:26:08 > 0:26:10LAUGHTER
0:26:10 > 0:26:13The queue's getting longer for that one, though, isn't it?
0:26:13 > 0:26:16It really is. And people sort of can't work the lock properly.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20And you know what? It's a bit of a mess, if I'm going to be honest.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Yeah.- It could take a clean. - It could.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Now, Martin. Martin, the good news is you're through.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Doesn't matter what you score.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31So a little bit of pressure off there but let's have a great answer.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35I was thinking of Denmark.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Denmark, says Martin. Let's see if Denmark's right.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Let's see how many of our 100 people said Denmark.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42No red line - you're already through.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Oh, I'm afraid not Denmark.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49But it is in the northern hemisphere, so there we are.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 166.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55If only we could combine the northern hemisphereness of Denmark
0:26:55 > 0:26:58and the... "being in the Commonwealthness"
0:26:58 > 0:27:02- of New Zealand and Tonga, we'd have the perfect answer.- Amazing.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06Amazing. Now, Ruth, again, you are also through, which is great news.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07But let's have a good answer.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Robb, our lowest scorer so far.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12It's lots of pressure. He's doing very well.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13This is really tricky.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16I'm going to have a guess at Trinidad and Tobago.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Trinidad and Tobago, I like the sound of that.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21No red line for you, as you're already through,
0:27:21 > 0:27:24but let's see how many people said Trinidad and Tobago.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27It's right.
0:27:30 > 0:27:3226, our lowest score so far.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33You fly past.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Down to 9. Very well done indeed, Ruth.
0:27:36 > 0:27:3835 is your total,
0:27:38 > 0:27:39the lowest score of the round.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Lowest total of the round as well.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Yeah, joined in 1962, Trinidad and Tobago.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46It's a great answer. I'll go through lots of the answers.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49I can't believe some of these places are in the northern hemisphere.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52- That's the thing, isn't it? - It goes down further than you think.
0:27:52 > 0:27:53Yeah. LAUGHTER
0:27:53 > 0:27:56- Not far enough. - Yeah, not as far as New Zealand!
0:27:56 > 0:27:59- LAUGHTER - But it does go down a long way.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01There's three Pointless answers.
0:28:01 > 0:28:05Very well done if you said Dominica, Kiribati or Brunei.
0:28:05 > 0:28:06They were all pointless answers.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08You'd have got two points for Sierra Leone, Grenada,
0:28:08 > 0:28:11St Vincent and the Grenadines and St Lucia.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Three points for the Maldives and Cameroon.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Didn't know the Maldives was in the northern hemisphere.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17When did that happen?
0:28:17 > 0:28:20Four points for Uganda, Malaysia, Singapore and the Bahamas.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22Five points for Sri Lanka.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26Six for Belize, Bangladesh, Saint Kitts and Nevis and Guyana.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Seven for Antigua and Barbuda and Ghana.
0:28:29 > 0:28:30Eight for Nigeria.
0:28:30 > 0:28:3111 for Barbados and Kenya.
0:28:31 > 0:28:3312 for Cyprus - would have been a nice answer.
0:28:33 > 0:28:3613, Pakistan. 15 for Malta.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38Let's take a look at the top three answers.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Two of them we've seen already.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Jamaica is third with 19 and then we've see these two -
0:28:43 > 0:28:48India with 26 and Canada, miles in the lead there, with 66.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50There we are. Thank you very much.
0:28:50 > 0:28:53So, at the end of our second round I'm sorry, Toni and Colette,
0:28:53 > 0:28:55it is you we have to say goodbye to.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57But we know we'll see you again next time.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59We'll look forward to that very much.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01In the meantime, thanks so much. Toni and Colette.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03APPLAUSE
0:29:03 > 0:29:07But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14Very well done, Robb and Ruth, Sarah and Martin.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17You are one step closer to the final and the chance to play for our
0:29:17 > 0:29:19jackpot which currently stands at £2,000.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27Well, you know the story, you can start playing as a pair.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33This is nice, our two returning players through for the head-to-head.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36This doesn't happen very often at all.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38As you've seen off our newcomers, well done.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40I would have expected nothing less.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43Rob and Ruth, you were here last time but you weren't the lowest
0:29:43 > 0:29:46scoring pair. Sarah and Martin, round one last time.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49Head-to-head this time. Wonderful. Very well done.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51Best of luck to both payers. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59OK, here is your first question.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02It concerns famous cyclists.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04Famous cyclists. Richard.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07We're going to show you five pictures now of British cyclists.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09Can you identify the most obscure?
0:30:09 > 0:30:12OK. Let's reveal our five cyclists and here they are.
0:30:12 > 0:30:13We have got...
0:30:33 > 0:30:36There we are, five cyclists.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39Rob and Ruth, you are our low scorers, so you will answer first.
0:30:50 > 0:30:54I think there's only one that I know and it is C,
0:30:54 > 0:30:56and it's Bradley Wiggins.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58Bradley Wiggins said Rob and Ruth.
0:30:58 > 0:31:02Now, Sarah and Martin, do you want to talk us through that board?
0:31:06 > 0:31:08We were going to go for C as well.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11- Yeah.- Shall we have a guess?
0:31:11 > 0:31:14We'll have a guess at B. Victoria Pendleton.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16B, Victoria Pendelton.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19So we have Bradley Wiggins and we have Victoria Pendleton.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22Rob and Ruth went for Bradley Wiggins.
0:31:22 > 0:31:23Let's see how many people said it.
0:31:30 > 0:31:3255 for Bradley Wiggins.
0:31:35 > 0:31:39Now, Sarah and Martin meanwhile have gone for Victoria Pendleton for B.
0:31:39 > 0:31:42Let's see if that's right and how many people said that.
0:31:44 > 0:31:48Yep, it absolutely is Victoria Pendleton and it wins you the point.
0:31:48 > 0:31:49Look at that. Well done!
0:31:49 > 0:31:51Good answer there. 22.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54Very well done, Sarah and Martin.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56After one question you are up 1-0.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59Yeah, very well played and let's fill in the rest of this board, shall we?
0:31:59 > 0:32:02A, she's been on the show, hasn't she? The wonderful
0:32:02 > 0:32:04Dame Sarah Storey. 22 medals across six Paralympics.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07That would have scored you 25 points.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09D is the best answer on the board.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12She set the cycling 12 hour record in 1967.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14Very well done if you said Beryl Burton.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17That would have scored you one point. A terrific answer.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19And E is Chris Boardman, of course.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22It would've scored you 14 points.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24His name is almost an exact anagram of mine.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26His name is Richard Osman B.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29What about that? There you go.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32- There you are.- Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34OK, here comes your second question.
0:32:34 > 0:32:37Rob and Ruth, you have to win this one to stay in the game.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Sarah and Martin get to answer it first.
0:32:40 > 0:32:44Our second question is all about TV satire.
0:32:44 > 0:32:48I'm going to show you the initials now of five TV satire programmes and
0:32:48 > 0:32:50the year in which they were first broadcast.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53Can you tell us which scored the fewest points, please?
0:32:53 > 0:32:56OK, let's reveal our five TV satire programmes.
0:32:56 > 0:32:57Here they are...
0:33:11 > 0:33:13I read those one last time.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27Sarah and Martin will go first.
0:33:37 > 0:33:41We think we know three of them.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44We're going to go for the bottom one, Spitting Image.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47Spitting Image, say Sarah and Martin.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50Now, Rob and Ruth, talk us through that board.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53The top one is That Was The Week That What Was.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56The next one is Have I Got News For You.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59Then there's Not The Nine O'clock News and there's Mock The Week and
0:33:59 > 0:34:01there's Spitting Image.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04The question is, which one's the best one to go for?
0:34:04 > 0:34:05Not The Nine O'Clock News.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Not The Nine O'clock News say Rob and Ruth.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10Spitting Image and Not The Nine O'clock News.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12Martin and Sarah went for Spitting Image.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Let's see how many people said that.
0:34:16 > 0:34:17It's right.
0:34:23 > 0:34:24Good answer!
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Ten for Spitting Image.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Well done.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32Rob and Ruth meanwhile have gone for Not The Nine O'Clock News.
0:34:32 > 0:34:36There we are in the middle. Let's see how many people said that.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41It's right.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Oh, 69!
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Wow!
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Very well done, Sarah and Martin.
0:34:50 > 0:34:53After only two questions you are straight through to the final 2-0.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56Very well played. Very tough to work out what the lowest score was there.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Spitting Image was the lowest score on the board.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01A very, very good answer.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04- It took me the longest to get Spitting Image.- Oh, did it?
0:35:04 > 0:35:09The top one, That Was the Week That Was, would have scored you 39.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12Have I Got News For You would have scored you 47.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18Mock the Week would have scored you 23.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Not The Nine O'clock News is the biggest scorer.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24Amazing. Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round is Rob and
0:35:28 > 0:35:30Ruth, our golden couple.
0:35:30 > 0:35:33You were head-to-head last time round at the blue podium and this
0:35:33 > 0:35:36time round at the yellow. You played so well and great answers
0:35:36 > 0:35:38all the way through. It's the end of the road and we have to say
0:35:38 > 0:35:40goodbye. Far too soon, really.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42It's been lovely having you on both shows.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Thank you very much, Rob and Ruth.
0:35:48 > 0:35:51But for Sarah and Martin it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Congratulations, Sarah and Martin.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59You've seen of all of the competition
0:35:59 > 0:36:02and you have one our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:36:07 > 0:36:11You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot and at the end of
0:36:11 > 0:36:14today's show the jackpot is standing at £2,000.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20Well, what a turnaround. What a turnaround!
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Last time you left at the end of round one,
0:36:22 > 0:36:25- members of the 200 club. - Yeah.- Here you are.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28It was 2-0 in the head-to-head. No arguing with that.
0:36:28 > 0:36:32What would you like to see come up in this round?
0:36:32 > 0:36:35Disney Films. Love it. I'd be happy with them.
0:36:37 > 0:36:38Anything sort of sporty.
0:36:38 > 0:36:42Disney films and anything sporty. You know what it's like.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44Four things go up on there and when you first see them
0:36:44 > 0:36:47your heart sinks but usually there is something in there you can
0:36:47 > 0:36:50find. Today's selection looks like this. We've got...
0:36:59 > 0:37:02I'm thinking hospital-based TV shows
0:37:02 > 0:37:05because we watch quite a few.
0:37:05 > 0:37:09- The '70s one is all down to me. - I know, yeah.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13It's one of the two. Which do you think?
0:37:14 > 0:37:16Put it on me, go for the '70s.
0:37:16 > 0:37:19We'll do that then. Classic albums from the early 1970s.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21- OK.- Very best of luck.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23Three genuine classical albums here.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26We're looking for any tracks on the original releases of any of the
0:37:26 > 0:37:29following three albums. Any track on...
0:37:39 > 0:37:42Any tracks on the original UK releases of any of those
0:37:42 > 0:37:44three albums, please. Very, very best of luck.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47Thanks very much, indeed. You've got up to one minute to come up with
0:37:47 > 0:37:48three answers and all you need
0:37:48 > 0:37:52to win that jackpot is for just one of your answers to be pointless.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55- Are you ready?- Yes.- No.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59There they are. Your time starts now.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01I'm thinking...
0:38:01 > 0:38:03We should have chosen another category.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05It's too late now.
0:38:07 > 0:38:12The Bob Dylan one. Haven't you got one of his albums on your computer?
0:38:12 > 0:38:14I'm not sure.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17I don't know the first one.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Bridge Over Troubled Water...
0:38:21 > 0:38:24The title itself was on the album, so there's one.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29I think we'll have to take a punt.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31We've got 30 seconds.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34Blood On The Tracks...
0:38:34 > 0:38:39We'll have to just make something up and hope it's right.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41- Something that makes sense.- Victim.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Tapestry...
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Patchwork.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51- Ten- seconds left.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Bridge Over Troubled Water. You don't know anything?
0:38:57 > 0:39:01- I don't know, no. - OK, that is your time up.
0:39:01 > 0:39:02Let's have your three answers.
0:39:03 > 0:39:07The top one... I don't know anything about that and we're going to go for
0:39:07 > 0:39:09- Patchwork.- Patchwork from tapestry.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13A theme there.
0:39:13 > 0:39:17- Blood On The Tracks and we'll go with Victim.- Victim.
0:39:17 > 0:39:21And Bridge Over Troubled Water,
0:39:21 > 0:39:23we'll call one Stream.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25Stream.
0:39:25 > 0:39:30OK... Shall we put those down in the order that you've given them in?
0:39:30 > 0:39:32Any order you like.
0:39:32 > 0:39:36We'll put them in the order you have given them in and we have Patchwork,
0:39:36 > 0:39:40Victim... They look good printed up there, don't they?
0:39:40 > 0:39:42Stream.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45- You never know.- One of these days it is going to happen
0:39:45 > 0:39:49that somebody's going to make up an album track or a title of a book
0:39:49 > 0:39:53that is actually going to be right and it's going to be Pointless.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55If today...
0:39:56 > 0:39:59Listen, if today were that day and you were to win £2,000,
0:39:59 > 0:40:01what would you do with that?
0:40:01 > 0:40:05I'm currently enrolled on a course to be a driving instructor,
0:40:05 > 0:40:09so it would help a lot going towards the cost of the tests.
0:40:09 > 0:40:13Very good. Good, that would be a great thing to do. Martin?
0:40:13 > 0:40:15Tyres and tubes.
0:40:16 > 0:40:18I'm all was getting punctures.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21Very good. OK, best of luck.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23Three answers there. You just know.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25- No.- We won't know until we've tested them.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27Your first answer was Patchwork.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33If it is Pointless it will win you £2,000.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Let's see if it's right.
0:40:38 > 0:40:39No.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41I fear not Patchwork.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44Your next answer was Victim.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46In this case we were looking
0:40:46 > 0:40:50for tracks from the 1975 album Blood On The Tracks.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53For £2,000 let's find out if it's right and Pointless.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55Victim.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59No. I'm afraid not Victim.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01One more shot at today's jackpot.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04In this case we were going for Stream
0:41:04 > 0:41:07on the Simon and Garfunkel album Bridge Over Troubled Water
0:41:07 > 0:41:11from 1970. For £2,000 is it right? Is it pointless?
0:41:15 > 0:41:17- No!- Never mind.- I'm sorry.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20Consistent.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23Very consistent. Nothing wrong with that.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26I'm afraid you haven't won our jackpot today.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29That will roll over onto the next show. It's been great having the on.
0:41:29 > 0:41:33Really strong performance and you each get a Pointless trophy to take
0:41:33 > 0:41:36home. Very well done indeed, Sarah and Martin.
0:41:41 > 0:41:42Yeah, well played, Sarah and Martin.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45I enjoyed those answers as well very much.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Let's take a look at the pointless answers
0:41:47 > 0:41:50in those different categories. There's only one on Tapestry.
0:41:50 > 0:41:51Way Over Yonder.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Very well done if you said that.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56Biggest scorers there were You've Got A Friend,
0:41:56 > 0:41:59I Feel The Earth Move and You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01There is a few more on Blood on the Tracks.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04This is where people at home might have got a Pointless answer.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06You could have had...
0:42:13 > 0:42:15Let's move onto Simon and Garfunkel.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Two pointless answers here...
0:42:20 > 0:42:23Very well done if you got one of those pointless answers at home.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25I'm sorry, Martin and Sarah, you didn't win the jackpot
0:42:25 > 0:42:28but I have to say for people who missed the start of our show,
0:42:28 > 0:42:31Martin, you are the player and coach of the English wheelchair
0:42:31 > 0:42:34rugby union team - the best in the world.
0:42:34 > 0:42:37If that's not a winner, I don't know what is.
0:42:41 > 0:42:45Well, unfortunately, we do have to say goodbye to Sarah and Martin.
0:42:45 > 0:42:49- It's been brilliant having you on the show.- Thank you for having us. - Great contestants.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55Well, Sarah and Martin didn't win our jackpot today,
0:42:55 > 0:42:58which means it rolls over onto our next show which means we will be
0:42:58 > 0:43:01playing for £3,000. Join us then to see if someone can win it.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.