0:00:16 > 0:00:21APPLAUSE
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Thanks very much indeed.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,
0:00:25 > 0:00:28the show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31APPLAUSE
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Couple number one.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Hi, I'm Toni, this is my friend Colette,
0:00:38 > 0:00:41and we're members of the same bridge club near Belfast.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Couple number two.- Hi, I'm Kathy.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46This is my husband Derek and we're from Grimsby.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Couple number three. - I'm Lesley, this is Stuart,
0:00:48 > 0:00:51and Stuart is my son's brother-in-law
0:00:51 > 0:00:53and we're from Bristol.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55And finally, couple number four.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I'm Tim, this is Sasha. We're brother and sister from Hatfield.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00And these are today's contestants.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03APPLAUSE
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Thanks very much, all of you. Warm welcome to Pointless.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08We'll have a chance to chat to each of you throughout the show
0:01:08 > 0:01:11as it goes along. That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Lateral thinker, fact linker, problem drinker.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17It is my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Hiya. Hi, everybody.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21APPLAUSE
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Good afternoon to you.- And to you. - That is so true, isn't it?- Yeah!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Now, a couple of nice things from the last show and a couple of nice
0:01:27 > 0:01:29things from this show. On the last show...
0:01:29 > 0:01:31On podium one there we've got Colette and Toni
0:01:31 > 0:01:33and in Round One of the last show they were brilliant.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Really, really good answers.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Then in Round Two of the last show, they joined the 200 club.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40So we don't know. What are they like?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- We have no idea, do we?- No. - They're an enigma, still, for us.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46The other fun thing on the last show is Martin and Sarah
0:01:46 > 0:01:49got all the way through to the jackpot round and we had
0:01:49 > 0:01:52one of those occasions where people have to make up answers.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54We always enjoy it, don't we?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Always.- It wasn't great fun for them but it's always fun for us.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59And a couple of fun things on today's show.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Firstly, Lesley and Stuart,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04it's very rare we find a new pair relationship on this show.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Son's brother-in-law.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Son's brother-in-law is a new one on us, that's great.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10We'll find out all about what that is about.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Also, Round One today is sort of a traditional Pointless round
0:02:14 > 0:02:17but done differently. It's just slightly different.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19A round we've never quite done before.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20- I can't wait.- It's going to be fun.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23You don't have long to wait, that's the good news.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25So, Sarah and Martin obviously didn't win the jackpot last time
0:02:25 > 0:02:27so we add another £1,000 to that.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31So today's jackpot starts off at £3,000.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32There we are.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34APPLAUSE
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Well, just in case anyone has forgotten,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47this is the rule you have to remember -
0:02:47 > 0:02:49the pair with the highest score at the end of each round
0:02:49 > 0:02:51will be eliminated. That is it.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Best of luck to all four pairs.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Our first category this afternoon is Words.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57It's a words round.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02who's going to go second?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:03:12 > 0:03:15to name as many...
0:03:19 > 0:03:21..as they could.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22What about that?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Slightly new, right?- This is new. - This is interesting.- Yeah.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Does that mean we've exhausted all the words ending like that?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- No, we haven't at all. We just never stop thinking.- Ah.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33That's the key. We have to make things different.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37What about that? Words that fit the pattern S---E.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39We are looking for any five-letter word in the English language
0:03:39 > 0:03:41according to oxforddictionaries.com
0:03:41 > 0:03:43that starts with an S and ends with an E.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Please, as always, no proper nouns,
0:03:45 > 0:03:47no hyphenated words, anything like that.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Very best of luck.- Colette.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Welcome back. Remind us what you do.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- I'm a civil servant. - A civil servant in Belfast,
0:03:54 > 0:03:56but also a demon bridge player.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Yes, well, I play for fun.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Toni plays for real.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02She plays at national level.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Oh, really? She's very modest.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- She didn't tell us that at all last time.- She is, she is.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Are you from Belfast itself?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Originally from Newcastle, County Down,
0:04:12 > 0:04:14where the Mountains of Mourne swoop down to the sea.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Sweep down to the sea.- Yeah. - Ah, lovely.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19And what do you do apart from your civil servanting
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- and your playing bridge? - And playing bridge, yeah.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26I like to sew and I've learnt how to do applique, which was lovely.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Oh, have you? Now, applique is what, exactly?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31You put fabric pictures onto a fabric background,
0:04:31 > 0:04:35and I made a lovely cushion for my daughter who is in Scotland
0:04:35 > 0:04:38and a hand-embroidered "Home is where the heart is" on it.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Lovely.- It's lovely.- Lovely.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Now, Colette, always tough having to go first,
0:04:42 > 0:04:44but how do you like this new round?
0:04:44 > 0:04:45S---E?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47It's different, but...
0:04:47 > 0:04:50You're the first person in Pointless history to be faced
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- with a question like this.- Yeah.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I'm going to say style.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56S-T-Y-L-E.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Style, says Colette. Style.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Let's see how many of our 100 people said style.
0:05:11 > 0:05:1221.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13APPLAUSE
0:05:15 > 0:05:1721 for style.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Nice to start off a show with style.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20LAUGHTER
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Thank you very much. Derek.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Welcome back.- Hi. - Remind us what you do, Derek.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I'm a retired teacher.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Retired schoolteacher.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29But also the drummer in a band.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- Absolutely.- You've been drumming pretty much since you were 15,
0:05:33 > 0:05:34I think you said last time.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Yes.- Remind us what your band is.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38It is called Ally's Cats.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Ally's Cats.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Now...
0:05:41 > 0:05:45When you first started out drumming, you played for quite a big band.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Well, you could say that.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50It was in the days of free concerts, and at my university,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53my band, that I played in probably more for a joke than anything,
0:05:53 > 0:05:57we headlined over Deep Purple and Mungo Jerry.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- You headlined.- Yes, we did.- Wow. What about that?
0:06:00 > 0:06:05Now, Derek, words beginning with S, ending with E, of five letters.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08OK, I'm going to try smite.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Smite.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15I like that. A little purr of appreciation from our audience.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Smite. Let's see how many of our 100 people said smite.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Well, 21 is our only score at this point
0:06:26 > 0:06:28and you've passed it.
0:06:28 > 0:06:307 for smite.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32APPLAUSE
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Yeah, to strike with a firm blow, like a drummer might do.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Yes, indeed. Lesley.- Hi.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43What do you do, Lesley?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46I'm retired. A retired doctor's receptionist.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Retired doctor's receptionist. What size of practice was your...?
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Huge.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54We had five doctors and thousands of patients.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Where was the practice?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- It was in inner-city Bristol. - Right you are.- So it was very busy.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Very, very busy.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Do you miss it at all?- Yes.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- I miss the patients.- I bet.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- We had every nationality you could think of.- Yes.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07It was wonderful.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10And you are right at the hub of the community, aren't you...
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Yes.- ..in a doctor's surgery? Get to know everything.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Yes. Well, not everything.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Not everything. No, I speak as a doctor's son.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Oh, right.- These were the days when I used to have to answer
0:07:20 > 0:07:22the telephone and pass messages on to my dad,
0:07:22 > 0:07:24so I used to get to know everything.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Worse still, people would think I WAS my dad when I answered
0:07:27 > 0:07:29the telephone, so I'd get to hear the first ten seconds
0:07:29 > 0:07:31of what was wrong with them before I could say,
0:07:31 > 0:07:33"No, it's not! It's not the doctor."
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Now, then, Lesley, what would you like to go for?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Well, my backup answer is gone, which is a relief, really,
0:07:40 > 0:07:42so I'm going to say suite.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43S-U-I-T-E.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45S-U-I-T-E, I like that.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Let's see how many of our 100 people said suite.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58It's another good answer.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Look at that. 2 for suite, Lesley!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Very well done indeed.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Well played, Lesley. Yeah, a set of rooms or a set of furniture
0:08:09 > 0:08:11or a set of pieces of orchestral music.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- It means all sorts of things.- Mm.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15A suite of sweets.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18A suite of sweets.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Thank you very much. Now, Sasha.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22- Hello.- Welcome to Pointless.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Here from Hatfield.- Yeah.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26You haven't had to come terribly far.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28It was a bit of a trek walking, if I'm honest,
0:08:28 > 0:08:31but thankfully my boyfriend offered a lift, so we were OK.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33OK, there we are. What do you do, Sasha?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- I'm a drama and performance student. - Where are you learning that?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Worcester.- Worcester. Are you enjoying it?- Loving it.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- How long is your course? Three years.- Three years, yeah.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- And how many have you done? - One.- One.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Very good. Looking forward to going back for the next term.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Apart from your drama and performance course,
0:08:49 > 0:08:51what do you like to get up to, Sasha?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Usually I have a job at uni
0:08:53 > 0:08:56so I'm usually quite busy with work and uni work.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- What's the job?- I work in a bakery.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Now, that's fun.- Yeah, there's so much cake, it's unreal.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Which bit...? Are you actually baking? Or are you...?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I bake pasties and sausage rolls.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09So I get that for lunch.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12So anything that's not sold at the end of the day, can you take back?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Legally, I'm meant to say no, of course.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17OK, you need say no more.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- So, no.- No.- No.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- No.- No.- Yes.- Maybe.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23My nan used to work in a bakery. It was brilliant.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- It's got to be the best thing ever.- It was great.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28The stuff she would bring home.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Amazing.- Mm-mm.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31- Sasha.- Hello.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33What would you like to go for?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Smile.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Smile, says Sasha.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41OK, smile. Let's see how many of our 100 people said smile.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51What about that? 19 for smile!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- Yeah, to smile.- There we are.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00To smile. There we are.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03They say it costs nothing but actually it cost 19 points.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04- So there we are.- It does, yeah.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Thank you very much. We're halfway through the round.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Let's take a look at those scores.
0:10:09 > 0:10:102, Lesley, very well done indeed.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Suite was an inspired answer there.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Lesley and Stuart looking very strong at this point.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Then up to 7, where we find Derek and Kathy.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19We said goodbye to you at the end of Round One last time -
0:10:19 > 0:10:20let's hope that's not going to happen.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Looks like it's not. Down to 19
0:10:22 > 0:10:25where we find Sasha and Tim, then up to 21,
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Collette and Toni. Now you are the high scorers at this point, Toni,
0:10:28 > 0:10:32not by far, but we need a brilliant low-scoring answer.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Something along the lines of "suite" to keep you in the game.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38So best of luck with that. We'll come back down the line now.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Now then, Tim...- Hi. - ..welcome to Pointless.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Good to have you here.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- What do you do, Tim? - I'm currently a support worker
0:10:49 > 0:10:51for people with learning disabilities.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53So where do you do that?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Potters Bar.- In Potters Bar.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57And what are your interests outside of work?
0:10:57 > 0:10:58I'm a big wrestling fan,
0:10:58 > 0:11:02and I also like going up to see Chelsea a couple of times a season.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Now, what makes you a big wrestling fan?
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Do you travel far to watch?
0:11:05 > 0:11:09The furthest I've gone for it is New Orleans.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- You're an enormous wrestling fan! - Yeah.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Now Tim, you're on 19.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17We need a low score from you. Ideally you'd score 1 or less.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Ideally, yeah!- Ideally.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22This is disastrous.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26I've been going over loads of words in my head but...
0:11:26 > 0:11:27I'll go with suede.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Suede.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Oh, Tim!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35That is the loudest buzz we've had yet!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Suede.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39For lots of good reasons. There we are, a good answer.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40There is your red line.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Let's see how far down the column we get with that.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Well, suite scored 2.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Suede is a pointless answer!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Very, very well done indeed, Tim.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00That adds £250 to the day's jackpot,
0:12:00 > 0:12:02takes the total up to £3,250.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04It scores you nothing,
0:12:04 > 0:12:06leaves your total at 19.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10And it's just marvellous. Huge kudos.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Well played, Tim, an absolute SMACKDOWN to all the other podiums!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Terrific stuff. Yeah, leather with a velvety finish.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Also, I would say, to my mind, the best of the Britpop era groups.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- Oh, yes.- By a mile.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Better than Blur, better than Oasis, better than Pulp.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Quite so. Thank you.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Now, Stuart.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Hello.- Stuart, welcome to Pointless.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- What do you do, Stuart?- I work in a supermarket and I'm a full-time dad.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Full-time dad to how many children? - Just the one. One is enough!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Yes, indeed. And what do you do at the supermarket?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44I do a variety of things, really - whatever they want me to do.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45I'm quite happy just to...
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- How amenable.- ..go and move that, go and stack that.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Very nice. Very good.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Stuart, now, you and Lesley -
0:12:52 > 0:12:56you are Lesley's son's brother-in-law.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Yeah, my sister is married to Lesley's son,
0:12:58 > 0:13:01is another way of saying it. There's lots of ways.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Yeah, but how nice that you and Lesley are such friends,
0:13:03 > 0:13:05and that you've come together to this.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Whose idea was it to come on the show?
0:13:07 > 0:13:08- Lesley's.- Very good.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10I didn't have a choice!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Oh, really?- No.- He says!- I see.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Now, Stuart, you are on 2.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18The high scorers at the moment are Toni and Colette on 21,
0:13:18 > 0:13:21so 18 or less is what we need.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I think I'm going to go for shove.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Shove, says Stuart, shove.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29OK, here is your red line.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31If you can get below this red line with shove
0:13:31 > 0:13:33you're into the next round.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34How many people said shove?
0:13:43 > 0:13:44You've done it!
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Shove, 9.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Takes your total up to 11, well done.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50APPLAUSE
0:13:51 > 0:13:53To push someone, to shove.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Also to place something roughly.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- So, "shove it there."- Um, Kathy.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Welcome back.- Thank you.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05We discovered last time that you are a retired schoolteacher,
0:14:05 > 0:14:08and how do you like to fill your retirement, Kathy?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Looking after my grandsons...
0:14:14 > 0:14:17..lots of yoga, lots of yoga classes,
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Pilates, walking, hiking, we like.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Very good indeed. Now, lots of Pilates, you say.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24I'm guessing you like that. Do you teach Pilates?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- No.- You just... I see.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Lots of yoga, a little bit of Pilates.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30A little bit of Pilates, lots of yoga.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32What is the most impressive thing you can do?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Probably the Crow,
0:14:35 > 0:14:39which is supporting your body weight on your hands.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41That's impressive. Yeah.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42How often do you do yoga?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44About four times a week.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Wow, that's a lot. - Yes.- That's impressive.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Now, Kathy, you're on 7,
0:14:48 > 0:14:51the high scorers are still Toni and Colette on 21.
0:14:51 > 0:14:5313 or less is what we need from you.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Right, I'm going to go for suave.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Suave.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01All of the SUs are doing terribly well,
0:15:01 > 0:15:03let's see of suave can follow suit.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Can follow suit!
0:15:06 > 0:15:10Can follow suite! Anyway, there we are, here's your red line.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13If you can get below that with suave, you're into the next round.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Let's see how we do.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Well done, you have done it!
0:15:25 > 0:15:261 for suave!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28APPLAUSE
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Very suavely done, as well. Eight is your total, well done.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Yes, elegant and sophisticated.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Yeah. Indeed. TONI:- So, bad news.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Oh, Toni, I'm so sorry.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42I'm so sorry. It always happens when you go first with these,
0:15:42 > 0:15:45particularly when there's a new style of category like this.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Now, Toni, you were very modest about your bridge last time,
0:15:48 > 0:15:51you didn't tell us that you play at national level.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Yes, I have been very privileged to represent Northern Ireland
0:15:54 > 0:15:56on three occasions, which has been lovely.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58So where have you been to play?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00It's just... It's a bit like the Six Nations -
0:16:00 > 0:16:02you play amongst England, Scotland, Wales,
0:16:02 > 0:16:04and the home team produce two teams.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07So it's a team... You know, there's six of us in it.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Six teams in it.- Very good. Well, congratulations, that's great.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12And presumably you've got plenty more of these ahead as well?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Well, who knows? - One hopes.- Yes.- There we are.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Well, listen, there you are on 21.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- I'm afraid our high scorers, but... - I'm afraid it's hopeless.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Oh, really? Have you got a good answer, though?
0:16:22 > 0:16:26There are a couple I was going to go with but nothing that fits the bill
0:16:26 > 0:16:28with the SUs. I was going to say shale.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31- S-H-A-L-E.- Shale.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Shale. Let's see if that's right.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Let's see how many of our 100 people said shale.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37No red line, I'm afraid, because you are the high scorers.
0:16:46 > 0:16:4715.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49APPLAUSE
0:16:49 > 0:16:5215 for shale takes your total up to 36.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Yes, very interesting, this one, with our 100.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57They didn't massively cover themselves with glory,
0:16:57 > 0:17:00I have to say, when I go over some of the low answers.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Also, before you give your answer... - Yeah.- The S followed by consonants,
0:17:03 > 0:17:05the Hs and the Ps and stuff like that, tend to score far,
0:17:05 > 0:17:07far more than S followed by a vowel.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Why is that? I don't know.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Even Es, Is, As, all of that kind of stuff.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13What's your answer?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Spile. S-P-I-L-E.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Spile?- Spile. It's a brewing thing.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21You put it into a barrel of beer.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- Yeah, it's a little wooden peg. - Yeah, a wooden peg.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- 2 points.- Oh, there we are.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Although it deserves less than that because I'll tell you
0:17:28 > 0:17:29some of the 1-point scores.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33You got 1 point for scape, for sidle, for skive, for sabre.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34All of those are 1-pointers,
0:17:34 > 0:17:36and I'll show you the pointless answers.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Some very well-known words here, anyone could have gone for them.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Let's take a look at a few more.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50Squee, which means to make an excited noise, which is rather nice.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Surge, but also sarge and serge with an E.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59All three of them were pointless answers.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02And swipe is a pointless answer, amazingly.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03A few other pointless answers.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Saute is a pointless answer,
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- segue was a very nice pointless answer.- Very good.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10You also could have had spake and spume.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- Both of those were pointless as well.- Spume.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Some lovely pointless answers there.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Let's take a look at the top three,
0:18:15 > 0:18:18the ones that most of our 100 people said.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20We'll start with a familiar one...
0:18:28 > 0:18:30So shine and slate are joint high scorers.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Strange, isn't that? With a slightly new question for our 100s.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37So we'll see how that one develops because we're going to do it again.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- Excellent, please. - It won't be S---E,
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- I'll think of something different. - OK.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42It might be P--T, I don't know.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44It could be anything.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- Yeah, it's good. - But it's a fun one, isn't it?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Verdict?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- We liked it.- Don't ask Toni and Colette, they just got knocked out!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53They still said they liked it.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54- They did? Oh, that's good. - Yeah, they did.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- That's good. - Well, thanks very much, Richard.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58At the end of our first round,
0:18:58 > 0:19:00I'm so sorry to say, Toni and Colette...
0:19:00 > 0:19:03I thought you were going to be finalists in this show.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04I'm going to come right out and say that now.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07It seems ridiculous to be sending you home now but it's been wonderful
0:19:07 > 0:19:09having you on, thank you so much for playing.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13- It's been lovely being here.- Toni and Colette - lovely contestants.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15APPLAUSE
0:19:16 > 0:19:19But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Very well done, everybody, we've made it through to Round Two,
0:19:27 > 0:19:28very exciting.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Congratulations to you, Tim, our pointless answer there with suede,
0:19:31 > 0:19:34superb work. Best of luck to all three pairs.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Our category for Round Two is...
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:19:42 > 0:19:43who's going to go second?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51OK. And the question concerns...
0:19:54 > 0:19:55It's all about running mates. Richard.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58On each board we're going to show you six people who ran as
0:19:58 > 0:20:02vice-presidential candidates and the year in which they did that.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Tell us the name of their running mate, please,
0:20:04 > 0:20:05so the person who was standing for president.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08There'll be six on each board, 12 in all to have a go at at home.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09Very, very best of luck.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Thanks very much. So, who are the US presidential candidates
0:20:12 > 0:20:15for whom these people were the running mates?
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Our first board reads like this...
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I'll read these one last time.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Derek.- Brilliant round.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Not!
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Er, I'll have to take a real wild punt.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Joe Biden, Sarah Palin.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Joe Biden, Sarah Palin, says Derek.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Let's see if that's right,
0:20:54 > 0:20:57let's see how many of our 100 people said Sarah Palin.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02No. Not Sarah Palin, Derek.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Sorry, Derek, I'll give you the correct answer
0:21:05 > 0:21:07- at the end of the pass. - Thanks very much.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Now, Stuart.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Not a clue.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Um...
0:21:14 > 0:21:17I'll say Dick Cheney, Al Gore.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Dick Cheney, Al Gore.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21OK, well, let's see if that's right,
0:21:21 > 0:21:24let's see how many of our 100 people said Al Gore.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33No, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, also scores you 100 points.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- Shall we go back to five-letter words?- Yeah.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39OK, now, Sasha.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41That board's all yours.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Come on, talk us through it, fill them in.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Well, OK. I ain't got a clue.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49I'm so bad with sort of American politics just generally,
0:21:49 > 0:21:53but because of the date I want to go for Joe Biden.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56OK, I want to say Barack Obama.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Barack Obama, says Sasha.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Let's see how many of our 100 people said Barack Obama for Joe Biden.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06It's right! Look at that!
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Well done, Sasha.
0:22:09 > 0:22:1035.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11APPLAUSE
0:22:13 > 0:22:14All about the dates.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Yes, absolutely right. Currently, as we record,
0:22:18 > 0:22:20he's the vice-president of the United States -
0:22:20 > 0:22:23one of the most powerful men in the world. But there it is.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26What can you do? The top one, Lyndon Johnson?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- JFK.- Famously JFK because he took over from JFK,
0:22:28 > 0:22:30so he was his running mate. 18 points for that.
0:22:38 > 0:22:407 points. Dick Cheney...
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- George W.- Was George Bush, yeah, he was Bush's vice-president.
0:22:43 > 0:22:4510 points for that. And Calvin Coolidge,
0:22:45 > 0:22:47best answer on the board by a mile,
0:22:47 > 0:22:50would have scored you nothing at all. It was Warren G Harding.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Thanks very much, Richard. We're halfway through the round,
0:22:53 > 0:22:55let's take a look at those scores.
0:22:55 > 0:22:5935 is what Sasha and Tim scored. You are our low scorers.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Our only score in fact, really.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Stuart and Lesley, Derek and Kathy are tied on 100.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07So, Lesley and Kathy, it's between the pair of you.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09See if you can come up with a low-scoring answer.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11One of you will be staying, one will be leaving.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Best of luck. We'll come back down the line.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:23:19 > 0:23:22OK. We're going to put six more running mates up on the board,
0:23:22 > 0:23:23and here they are.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38I'll read those one last time.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55OK, Tim, so remember, we are looking for the US presidential candidate
0:23:55 > 0:23:58for whom these people were the running mates.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01This should be an OK round for me
0:24:01 > 0:24:03because I do know a bit about America and I'd like to think
0:24:03 > 0:24:06that American politics is something I'm quite strong with.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09My mind's gone blank. I was better on the last board, to be honest.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13I'm going to take a punt and say Al Gore, Bill Clinton.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Al Gore, Bill Clinton, says Tim.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Here is your red line. Get below that, you're into the next round.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bill Clinton.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25It's right.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28And you are through.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Comfortably through. There we are.
0:24:30 > 0:24:3130.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Taking your total up to 65.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Well done over there on the far podium.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Well, played, Tim. Spent the next eight years as vice-president,
0:24:39 > 0:24:41- of course.- Thanks very much indeed.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Now then, Lesley.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Right. OK, I knew them all bar one on the first board.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Um, OK. I'm going to go with Sarah Palin and John McCain.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55John McCain, says Lesley, for Sarah Palin.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57No red line for you as you are joint high scorers.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Let's see how many of our 100 said John McCain.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04It's right, Lesley.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05I think that's a great answer.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Let's see how far down the column you get.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Look at that. Very well done indeed.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14There is your reward, 9, taking your total up to 109.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Well played, Lesley, great answer, yeah.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19They were the unsuccessful candidates
0:25:19 > 0:25:21against Obama and Biden.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Thanks very much indeed.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Now then, Kathy.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28That board's all yours, do you want to talk us through it?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30No, I can't really.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33The first board was better for me as well.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36And I don't know any of the remaining ones on here
0:25:36 > 0:25:39and I can't even think of a sensible guess.
0:25:41 > 0:25:46I'll say 44, Martin von Buren.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Martin von Buren. OK.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Here's your red line, it's quite low,
0:25:52 > 0:25:54you want to score 8 or less.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58Let's see if Martin von Buren is right.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03No, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, Kathy.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06It scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 200.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08It was Roosevelt.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Franklin D Roosevelt was
0:26:09 > 0:26:11the answer to the bottom one.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12He would have scored you 2 points.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14George Bush Senior, in '84,
0:26:14 > 0:26:17was Ronald Reagan's running mate,
0:26:17 > 0:26:18of course he was.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Would have scored you 21 points.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24Nixon was a running mate to Eisenhower.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Would have scored 8 points, and John Edwards -
0:26:26 > 0:26:29this was a pointless answer, it was only in 2004 -
0:26:29 > 0:26:30they lost to Bush.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32It was John Edwards and John Kerry.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Pointless answer, very well done if you said John Kerry.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Obviously been in the news more recently for other things.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Thanks very much indeed. At the end of our second round,
0:26:40 > 0:26:42I'm afraid the pair we're sending home,
0:26:42 > 0:26:44with a high score of 200, is Kathy and Derek.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Been great having you on both shows, but this is where we say goodbye.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Thank you.- Thanks for playing. - Thank you very much.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52APPLAUSE
0:26:53 > 0:26:56But for Tim and Sasha, Lesley and Stuart,
0:26:56 > 0:26:57it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Very well done, Tim and Sasha, Lesley and Stuart.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07You're now one step closer to the final
0:27:07 > 0:27:09and a chance to play for our jackpot,
0:27:09 > 0:27:13which currently stands at £3,250.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Well, from here on in, you play as pairs.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20You can chat before you give your answers.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28APPLAUSE
0:27:31 > 0:27:33OK, here is your first question.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35And it's all about...
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Traditional nursery rhymes. Richard?
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Going to show you five images now, relating to traditional nursery rhymes.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44We're also giving you the first letter of each word
0:27:44 > 0:27:46of that nursery rhyme's title.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Can you tell us what the titles are, please?
0:27:48 > 0:27:51OK, let's reveal our five images, and here they come.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53We've got A.
0:27:58 > 0:27:59B.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04C.
0:28:07 > 0:28:08D.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:28:12 > 0:28:14And E.
0:28:18 > 0:28:23There we are, five images providing clues to nursery rhymes.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Tim and Sasha, you're our low scorers, so you'll go first.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30THEY CONFER QUIETLY
0:28:35 > 0:28:37OK.
0:28:37 > 0:28:38We'd like to go with E...
0:28:40 > 0:28:43..and say The Grand Old Duke Of York.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46OK, The Grand Old Duke Of York, say Tim and Sasha.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48Now, Lesley and Stuart, that board is all yours.
0:28:48 > 0:28:49Talk us through it.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Oh...OK.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53B is Georgie Porgie.
0:28:53 > 0:28:57Three Blind Mice, and The Grand Old Duke Of York, we knew.
0:28:57 > 0:28:58- Pat-A-Cake.- A is Pat-A-Cake.
0:28:58 > 0:29:02- Do you know C?- No.- I don't know C. - Which one would you go for?
0:29:02 > 0:29:04I think Georgie Porgie.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06OK, we'll go with B, Georgie Porgie.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08B, Georgie Porgie.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11So we have The Grand Old Duke Of York and we have Georgie Porgie.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13Tim and Sasha said The Grand Old Duke Of York for E.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21It's right.
0:29:24 > 0:29:2651 for The Grand Old Duke Of York.
0:29:28 > 0:29:32Lesley and Stuart, meanwhile, have gone for Georgie Porgie for B.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40It's right, Georgie Porgie.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43And it beats The Grand Old Duke Of York.
0:29:43 > 0:29:4428.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49Very well done, Lesley and Stuart. After one question, you're 1-0 up.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52Yeah, Georgie Porgie is the best answer on the board, actually.
0:29:52 > 0:29:53It's a terrific one.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Let's see the scores for the others.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58A is Pat-A-Cake.
0:29:58 > 0:29:59That would have scored 70.
0:29:59 > 0:30:03Oh, they've got to be upset with that smudging the icing there!
0:30:03 > 0:30:04Mary's not going to like that.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07- She's going to mark them down. - Mary would be furious.- Yeah.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09- Absolutely disgraceful.- Yeah.
0:30:09 > 0:30:10C, of course,
0:30:10 > 0:30:13is The Lion And The Unicorn.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16Would have scored 52.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18And the biggest scorer
0:30:18 > 0:30:19is Three Blind Mice.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22- Can I tell you my favourite bit of that?- 86.
0:30:22 > 0:30:26This. That's just cool.
0:30:26 > 0:30:30It's just the middle mouse there, he's got his paw like that.
0:30:30 > 0:30:34- Essentially like a mouse Run DMC. - Exactly. Essentially.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36- The three of them.- There we go.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39Thank you very much indeed. Here comes your second question.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42Now, Tim and Sasha, you have to win this one to stay in the game.
0:30:42 > 0:30:43Best of luck. It concerns...
0:30:47 > 0:30:49London 2012 Team GB medallists.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52We are going to give you the names of five Team GB medallists
0:30:52 > 0:30:54and the sport they won their medal in.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56But their names are in the forms of anagrams, I'm afraid.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58Can you tell us who they are, please?
0:30:58 > 0:31:01OK, let's reveal our five anagrams, and here they come.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04We've got...
0:31:23 > 0:31:25There we are.
0:31:25 > 0:31:26Lesley and Stuart will go first.
0:31:26 > 0:31:30OK, this isn't a good round for either of us, I don't think.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33The only one I can see is the second one.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36Bit of a guess, but I think it might be Rebecca Adlington.
0:31:36 > 0:31:40OK, you're going to say Rebecca Adlington.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42Rebecca Adlington. OK, Tim and Sasha,
0:31:42 > 0:31:44do you want to talk us through that board?
0:31:44 > 0:31:46I can talk you through some of them.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48Tennis, I think, is Andy Murray.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51The only other one I know is the one we're going to go with, is cycling.
0:31:51 > 0:31:52No?
0:31:55 > 0:31:56Hmm...!
0:31:56 > 0:31:58Can I just say what I thought?
0:31:58 > 0:32:02- OK, go on.- The gymnastics one, I think it's Louise something...
0:32:02 > 0:32:06Oh, oh! Gymnastics, isn't it Louise Smith?
0:32:06 > 0:32:08We'll go with gymnastics, Louise Smith.
0:32:08 > 0:32:09Louise Smith.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11So we have Rebecca Adlington
0:32:11 > 0:32:14and we have Louise Smith for gymnastics.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17Now, Lesley and Stuart have gone for Rebecca Adlington for swimming.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people
0:32:20 > 0:32:21said Rebecca Adlington.
0:32:24 > 0:32:25It's right.
0:32:30 > 0:32:31Oh, that's good. Look at that...
0:32:31 > 0:32:339.
0:32:34 > 0:32:37Well done, Lesley and Stuart.
0:32:37 > 0:32:389 for Rebecca Adlington.
0:32:38 > 0:32:43Tim and Sasha, meanwhile, have gone for Louise Smith for gymnastics.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45Let's see if that's right, and, if it is,
0:32:45 > 0:32:48how many of our 100 people said Louise Smith.
0:32:50 > 0:32:55No. I'm sorry, Tim and Sasha.
0:32:55 > 0:32:56I'm afraid that is an incorrect answer
0:32:56 > 0:32:59which means, Lesley and Stuart, very well done.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02After, two questions you're straight through to the final, 2-0.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05Yeah, there's a reason there's not an E in "Thou is slim".
0:33:05 > 0:33:07Two reasons. First, it'd be "Thou is slime".
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Which would be great. Secondly, it'd mean that
0:33:09 > 0:33:12Louis Smith was a woman and he's definitively not.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14He was a pommel horse silver medallist, of course.
0:33:14 > 0:33:18Louis Smith would've scored you 18 points.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20The best answer on the board is Rethinking Ear Rage,
0:33:20 > 0:33:22which is Katherine Grainger.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24Very well done if you said that, 2 points.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26Cycling, Shy Choir?
0:33:26 > 0:33:28- Chris Hoy.- Chris Hoy.
0:33:29 > 0:33:30Would have scored you 47.
0:33:30 > 0:33:34And the big scorer right down the bottom, there, Andy Murray.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36He would have scored 73.
0:33:36 > 0:33:37Thank you very much indeed.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:33:40 > 0:33:43I'm sorry to say, it is Tim and Sasha.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46Well, you have been very good all the way through this show.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48And we don't just mean your behaviour!
0:33:48 > 0:33:50LAUGHTER That has been beyond reproach.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52But the good news is we get to see you again next time.
0:33:52 > 0:33:55We look forward to that very much and I hope you do just as well,
0:33:55 > 0:33:56if not just one, maybe one better.
0:33:56 > 0:34:00Meantime, thank you very much. Tim and Sasha. Great contestants.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07But for Lesley and Stuart, it's time for our Pointless final.
0:34:10 > 0:34:11APPLAUSE
0:34:11 > 0:34:14Very, very well done, Lesley and Stuart.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16You've seen off all the competition
0:34:16 > 0:34:18and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.
0:34:26 > 0:34:32At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £3,250.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34AUDIENCE OOHS
0:34:36 > 0:34:38Well, this has been a game of firsts.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40It's the first time we've had
0:34:40 > 0:34:43- a mother and son's brother-in-law as a team.- That's right.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45First time you've been on the show, as well.
0:34:45 > 0:34:46There's a first there.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48And here you are, straight through to the final.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50I think we've tested you pretty roundly.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52We started off with our lovely new words round.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54Then we had US politics.
0:34:54 > 0:34:58Then we had nursery rhymes, then we had 2012 Olympic medallists.
0:34:58 > 0:35:03And here you are, absolutely, you know, irrefutably the champions.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06What would you like to see come up in this last round?
0:35:06 > 0:35:09For me, possibly literature or history.
0:35:09 > 0:35:10Stuart?
0:35:10 > 0:35:14Probably football, music - as long as it's not modern.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18OK, very good. You've got a very nice broad base, there,
0:35:18 > 0:35:19between the pair of you.
0:35:19 > 0:35:22Let's hope there's something up here that you like the look of.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24Today's selection looks like this.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36Well, I don't know anything about rugby whatsoever.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38- Do you not?- No.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41Well, the only category I know remotely anything about
0:35:41 > 0:35:42would be Johnny Cash.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45- Right.- So do you want to risk that, or...?
0:35:45 > 0:35:47- I might not be very good. - I bow to your wisdom.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50- I bow to your wisdom, we'll do it. - We'll see.- Yes.
0:35:50 > 0:35:51Johnny Cash, please.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54- Good luck, Johnny Cash. - Very best of luck.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56Here are your three questions.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58We are looking for anyone, according to IMDb,
0:35:58 > 0:36:03who acted in the film about Johnny Cash, Walk The Line.
0:36:03 > 0:36:05We're looking for any of the 16 tracks on the original release
0:36:05 > 0:36:08of his album At Folsom Prison.
0:36:08 > 0:36:12Or we are looking for any UK top 40 single Johnny Cash has had
0:36:12 > 0:36:14up to the end of June 2015, please.
0:36:14 > 0:36:17So any actor in Walk The Line.
0:36:17 > 0:36:18Any tracks on At Folsom Prison.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20And any UK top 40 singles.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23- Very best of luck. - Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28All you need to win the jackpot
0:36:28 > 0:36:30is for just one of your answers to be pointless.
0:36:30 > 0:36:31- Are you ready?- Yes.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35There they are, your time starts now.
0:36:35 > 0:36:39- OK.- I'll tell you what I know, which isn't very much.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41- Joaquin Phoenix was Walk The Line. - OK.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44Tracks on Folsom is Boy Named Sue, I think.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47And Folsom Prison Blues, but that was too well-known.
0:36:47 > 0:36:48Does Hurt appear?
0:36:49 > 0:36:52I know Hurt is one of the 40 singles.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54Johnny Cash UK top 40 singles...
0:36:54 > 0:36:56- He did a song which was... - Ring Of Fire.
0:36:56 > 0:37:00He did a song which was a cover of the...
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Oh, crikey. I can't think. I can't think!
0:37:02 > 0:37:04- What's the name? - The cast of Walk The Line
0:37:04 > 0:37:06was the one we've said, haven't we?
0:37:06 > 0:37:08Yeah, I don't remember who else was in that.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11I can't remember - I can see her face, but I can't remember.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13Tracks At Folsom Prison...
0:37:13 > 0:37:15A Boy Named Sue, maybe. I think.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18Folsom Prison Blues, but that'll be really well-known.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Johnny Cash top UK 40 singles, Ring Of Fire,
0:37:21 > 0:37:22- which is also well-known.- Hurt.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25And I can't think of any more, and I love his music.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27- Ten seconds left. - Walk The Line...
0:37:28 > 0:37:31- Boy Named Sue... - Yeah, OK.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34- We'll just go with...- What do you want to do - Boy Named Sue?
0:37:34 > 0:37:36- Yeah.- Ring Of Fire?
0:37:36 > 0:37:37That is your time up.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39So let's have your three answers.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42Right, OK. We'll go for Boy Named Sue.
0:37:42 > 0:37:45- Boy Named Sue. - From At Folsom Prison.
0:37:45 > 0:37:46- Yeah.- Ring Of Fire.
0:37:46 > 0:37:50- Ring Of Fire.- Bottom one. - UK top 40 singles, Ring Of Fire.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53And Joaquin Phoenix for Walk The Line.
0:37:53 > 0:37:54Joaquin Phoenix, OK.
0:37:54 > 0:37:58Now, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:37:58 > 0:38:00- Boy Named Sue. - Boy Named Sue goes last.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02- Least likely to be pointless? - Joaquin Phoenix.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05Joaquin Phoenix, we will put first.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07OK, let's pop those on the board in that order, then.
0:38:07 > 0:38:08And here they are.
0:38:08 > 0:38:11We have got Joaquin Phoenix, we've got Ring Of Fire,
0:38:11 > 0:38:13and we've got A Boy Named Sue.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Three good answers up there on the board.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17One of those could be pointless.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20And if one of them is pointless, it'll win you £3,250.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22What would you do with that, Lesley?
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Shoes, handbags...
0:38:24 > 0:38:26LAUGHTER
0:38:26 > 0:38:31And I'm desperate to cruise up the coast of Norway
0:38:31 > 0:38:33to the Arctic Circle, to the North Cape.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36Wonderful, travel. Stuart, how about you?
0:38:36 > 0:38:40I think I'd buy my wife a nice big ring.
0:38:40 > 0:38:46I'd buy Madelyn something and treat myself to something small,
0:38:46 > 0:38:49cos I won't have much money left after.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52OK, well, very, very best of luck. Three good answers on the board.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54Let's see how we do with those.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56Your first answer was Joaquin Phoenix.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58In this case, we were looking for cast members
0:38:58 > 0:38:59of the film Walk The Line.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02If this is pointless it will win you £3,250.
0:39:02 > 0:39:05Let's see how many of our 100 people said Joaquin Phoenix.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13All it has to be now is pointless.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Joaquin Phoenix, down he goes through the 40s,
0:39:15 > 0:39:17into the 30s, into the 20s.
0:39:17 > 0:39:1924. 24.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26Well, I'm just thinking, I mean, he was the lead part.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28- He was the main part. - I've not seen the film, so...
0:39:28 > 0:39:32And 100 people, of them, only 24 of them got Joaquin Phoenix.
0:39:32 > 0:39:36This could be a good sign for the future answers.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38I don't know, we'll find out, though, shall we?
0:39:38 > 0:39:41Your next answer was Ring Of Fire.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45In this case, we were looking for Johnny Cash UK top 40 singles.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot of £3,250.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50Let's see how many people said Ring Of Fire.
0:39:55 > 0:39:56- What about that?- Really?
0:39:56 > 0:39:59An incorrect answer. We will discover why shortly.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02But evidently not a UK top 40 single, I suppose.
0:40:02 > 0:40:05Well, only one more shot at today's jackpot.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Your third and final answer was A Boy Named Sue.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09In this case, we were looking for tracks
0:40:09 > 0:40:12on the At Folsom Prison album.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14It has to be correct and it has to be pointless
0:40:14 > 0:40:15for you to win the jackpot.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18For £3,250, let's see how many people said A Boy Named Sue.
0:40:18 > 0:40:19Is it pointless?
0:40:22 > 0:40:24Oh, no!
0:40:24 > 0:40:26- Oh, I'm sorry.- Never mind.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32That was a tough...really tough category, that one there.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35I'm sorry. However, a very valiant attempt.
0:40:35 > 0:40:38I'm afraid you didn't manage to find the pointless answer
0:40:38 > 0:40:41that would have won you that jackpot of £3,250.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43That will roll over onto the next show.
0:40:43 > 0:40:44It's been wonderful having you on the show,
0:40:44 > 0:40:46you've been so good all the way through.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48Lovely low scores from you in each round.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50You get to take home a Pointless trophy each.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53- Yes!- In recognition of your triumph. - That's all right.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55Very well done, Lesley and Stuart.
0:40:58 > 0:40:59Yeah, it is unlucky.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Nice to spend time thinking and talking about Johnny Cash, though, as always.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04Such a huge fan of his.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07Now, Ring Of Fire was not a single in the UK, so not a top 40 single.
0:41:07 > 0:41:08A Boy Named Sue was a top 40 single,
0:41:08 > 0:41:11it would have scored you 14 points in that category,
0:41:11 > 0:41:13but wasn't on the Folsom Prison album.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15- It was on Live At Saint Quentin. - Oh! Yeah.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18- He did another prison album.- He did. - And it was an answer for that.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20Let's start with Walk The Line.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22Here's a few answers.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24Dallas Roberts, pointless answer. Ginnifer Goodwin...
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Johnathan Rice plays Roy Orbison.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28The wonderful Shelby Lynne plays Carrie Cash.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30Everyone, in fact, in that film was a pointless answer
0:41:30 > 0:41:32except Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Those are the only ones that scored any points,
0:41:34 > 0:41:36they scored quite a few points.
0:41:36 > 0:41:38Let's move on to tracks At Folsom Prison.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart -
0:41:42 > 0:41:44that's a nice one, isn't it?
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Give My Love To Rose, I Still Miss Someone...
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Lots of pointless answers here.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50Lots that were very specific to being in prison.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53Green, Green Grass Of Home was a pointless answer.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55Would've been a good one. Send A Picture Of Mother.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Dark As The Dungeon, a pointless answer.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00You could've had 25 Minutes To Go, The Wall, I Got Stripes
0:42:00 > 0:42:02and Grey Stone Chapel.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04All of those were pointless answers.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06Very well done if you said any of those.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08Now, there's very few top 40 singles.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10He actually hasn't had very many singles.
0:42:10 > 0:42:11Not really a singles artist.
0:42:11 > 0:42:12Only two were pointless.
0:42:12 > 0:42:16His cover of It Ain't Me Babe, and What Is Truth?
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Hurt, which was the cover version of the Nine Inch Nails song
0:42:18 > 0:42:21I think you were talking about, would've scored 7.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23A Thing Called Love, 2 One Piece At A Time, 2,
0:42:23 > 0:42:25and his cover version of Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode
0:42:25 > 0:42:27would have scored you 1 point.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29He did loads of brilliant cover versions, actually,
0:42:29 > 0:42:31in the last, sort of, ten years.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34Really, really worth checking out some of his more recent stuff,
0:42:34 > 0:42:37Johnny Cash, before he sadly left us.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41Lesley and Stuart, sadly, we have to say goodbye to you.
0:42:41 > 0:42:44Wonderful having you on the show. Thank you so much for playing.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46- Wonderful contestants. - Thank you.- Thank you.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Lesley and Stuart, brilliant. APPLAUSE
0:42:50 > 0:42:53Sadly, Lesley and Stuart didn't win our jackpot today which means
0:42:53 > 0:42:58it rolls over onto the next show, when we will be playing for £4,250.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00Join us then to see if someone can win it.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04And it's goodbye from me - goodbye.