0:00:19 > 0:00:21APPLAUSE
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Welcome to Pointless, the show where the aim of the game
0:00:26 > 0:00:28is to score as few points as you can.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31You do that by coming up with the answers no-one else can think of.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Let's meet today's players.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- And couple number one. - Hello, I'm Ray. This is Vicki.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42We are husband and wife from Halesowen, near Birmingham.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- Couple number two.- Hiya, I'm Andy.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47This is my band-mate Liam and we are both from Guildford.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48- Couple number three.- Hi, I'm Haroon.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51This is my wife, Sara, and we are from Enfield in north London.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Couple number four.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Hello, I'm Adrian and this is my other half, Richard,
0:00:55 > 0:00:57and we are both from Halifax, West Yorkshire.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59And these are today's contestants.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02APPLAUSE
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Thanks very much, all of you.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05We will find out more about you throughout the show as it
0:01:05 > 0:01:08goes along. That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11With enough pearls of wisdom to make a fetching necklace,
0:01:11 > 0:01:13it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Hiya.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Hi, everybody. Afternoon.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Good afternoon to you.- And to you.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22What a great jackpot round we had last time.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24I thought you're going to say jacket. I was going to say, "Yes."
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Right, two things.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- A, what a great jackpot round, but B, what a great jacket that is!- Yes.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Oh, it really suits you.- Yes. - That looks terrific.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Anyway, back to the jackpot.- Yes.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35So we had Angharad and Claire, terrific performers.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38They did a Edwardian era in the jackpot round.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40First answer - 7,
0:01:40 > 0:01:42second answer - 5,
0:01:42 > 0:01:44final answer - 1.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Ooh.- Really unlucky one. Really deserved that jackpot.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49But good news for everybody here, good news for our returners.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Liam and Andy are back from the band the Red Kites.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- We've been listening to nothing but the Red Kites.- We love Red Kites.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Now, Haroon and Sara are also back.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59They are not in a band, unfortunately,
0:01:59 > 0:02:02but we welcome you back. Knocked out in Round Two last time,
0:02:02 > 0:02:05so neither of our returning pairs have been in a head-to-head yet.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07It's a wide open field.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Thank you very much indeed.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Also, Richard, I've noticed the beard count is going up.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Oh, yeah! Yeah, we had the two beards, now we have three beards.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Three beards.- That is almost... That is 3/8.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Yeah. Thanks for that, Richard.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Now, Angharad and Claire, as you'll have gathered,
0:02:24 > 0:02:27didn't win the jackpot last time so we had another £1,000 to that.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Today's jackpot starts off at...
0:02:28 > 0:02:32There we are. APPLAUSE
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Right. If everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Now, all you have to remember is that the pair with
0:02:42 > 0:02:45the highest score at the end of each round will be eliminated.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Simple as that. Best of luck to all four pairs.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Our first category this afternoon is...
0:02:52 > 0:02:54The English Language.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Can you all decide in your pairs who will go first,
0:02:56 > 0:03:00who will go second? Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06OK. And the question concerns...
0:03:09 > 0:03:10'Car' Words, Richard.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13On each board we are going to give you seven definitions of words
0:03:13 > 0:03:16that start C-A-R. You need to give us the most obscure answer, please.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18It's going to be 14 in all to have a go at at home,
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- so very best of luck. - Thanks very much.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23OK, let's reveal our seven definitions, and here they come.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I'll read those all one last time.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Now, all those words start with the letters C-A-R. Ray, a very
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- warm welcome to you here.- Thank you. - From Birmingham.- I am, indeed.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- What do you do up in Birmingham? - I'm a police officer.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Can I commend you on your height? - Thank you.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Fantastic height for a police officer.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- How long have you been a serving officer?- 13 years now.
0:04:26 > 0:04:2713 years.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30And what do you do when you are not policing?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- I've got a three-year-old daughter to look after.- Lovely.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I like playing golf on the odd occasion.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Bit of five-a-side football and going to the gym.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Very good. Now, Ray, these words beginning C-A-R,
0:04:41 > 0:04:43how are you feeling about those?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Not too bad. I think I'm going to go for the branch
0:04:46 > 0:04:51of medicine that he us with diseases of the heart as cardiology.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Cardiology, says Ray.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Let's see if cardiology is right and how many of our 100 said cardiology.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Oh, I think you've chosen well, Ray.
0:05:04 > 0:05:0638 for cardiology.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Yeah, good start, Ray. Very well played.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- He's very business-like, Ray, isn't he?- Yes.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- You can tell he's a police officer.- Yes.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15You can tell he's used to dealing with the likes of you.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18I was telling that as well. I said he could tell that.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I saw you almost confess to something
0:05:20 > 0:05:22by the end of the conversation.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Yeah. Thank you very much. Now, Liam.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28So, Liam, what has been the story so far of Red Kites?
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Erm, just relentless sort of gigging, writing, recording...
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Whose van is it you go to gigs in? - This guy's.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- It always the drummer's van, isn't it?- It's called the Wookie.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- The Wookie.- Amongst other names.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- Now, Liam, words beginning C-A-R. - Yeah, erm...
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Only one of them is coming to me, to be honest. Erm...
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I'm going to go with...
0:05:52 > 0:05:54the third one down, caretaker.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Caretaker. A caretaker. Let's see if that's right
0:05:57 > 0:06:00and how many of our 100 people agree with Liam. Caretaker.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07It... 79! Look at that.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Caretaker, popular answer, that.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13It's a big old score. The caretaker at my primary school was Mr Cocup.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Mr Cocup?- Yeah, I've never heard that name before or since.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- No. There's a Northumbrian name, Kirkup.- Is there?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Which I suppose is Cocup in a Northumbrian accent.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- I suppose it is, yeah.- Kirkup. - Cocup. We made nothing of it.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- More innocent times. - Well, that's nice. Exactly.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Quite right.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Good stuff. Thank you very much. Now then, Haroon, welcome back.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- Hello, thanks.- Yes. Remind us what you do, Haroon.- I'm a solicitor.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- A solicitor in Enfield? - In Enfield, yes.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42And outside the law, tell me what you like to get up to.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46I'm a big sports fan. I enjoy watching cricket, golf as well.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48I also enjoy reading.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51We've got twin toddlers so a lot of our time is actually spent
0:06:51 > 0:06:53chasing after them at the moment.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- That's right. They're two?- Two.- Yes.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Yeah, but they are beginning to sleep all right,
0:06:57 > 0:06:58aged two, I would hope?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Yes.- So that's a relief. - It's just when they are awake.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Yeah. Yes, it's those waking hours.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Haroon, what would you like to go for?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I think I'll go with...
0:07:14 > 0:07:17..fourth one down, and say cartography.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Cartography. Cartography says Haroon. Sounds good to me.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Well, 38 has been our best score so far.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Let's see how we do with cartography.
0:07:31 > 0:07:3250.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34APPLAUSE
0:07:34 > 0:07:3550 for cartography.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Well played, Haroon. Yeah, Leonardo da Vinci was a noted
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- cartographer as well as his many other talents.- There we are. OK.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Adrian, it's great to have you here all the way from Halifax.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- That's right. - What do you do up in Halifax?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Well, I work in retail, I work in a shirt retailer.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53I was just admiring your shirt and Richard's shirts, actually,
0:07:53 > 0:07:58because Richard has got the shadow of some pockets without any pockets.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Someone has stolen Richard's pockets, Ray.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Maybe it was a pickpocket.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04LAUGHTER
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Looks like an unpicked pocket, actually. That's what they've done.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10So, the shadows, it's like the marks with pockets used to be
0:08:10 > 0:08:15and then, I don't know, Adrian, you've got some extra pocket there.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Yeah.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- I think so, yeah.- How many of these shirts are from your shop?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22This one isn't, I'm afraid.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24ALEXANDER GASPS
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- How about Richard's?- No.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Well, 0 out of 10 for loyalty, Adrian.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32What about that?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- I haven't been there long.- OK.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37But do not get a massive discount, surely?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Yeah, we get a good discount. - Well, that's good.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40So I'll be buying some more.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43There we are. OK. Maybe if you come back the next show you can wear...
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- You can each wear a couple of shirts.- Thank you.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48You could each change after each round maybe.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Aside from shirts, what do you like to do?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Erm, obviously socialising.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56We like to go out for meals.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00I like to do reading, listen to music, obviously.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- I do a bit of poetry. - Do you ever perform your poetry?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07No. It's very autobiographical.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Yeah, you know what I mean. - HE LAUGHS
0:09:09 > 0:09:13OK. Well, maybe we will tease some out of you later. Who knows?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- I won't be able to remember them. - OK, well, that's convenient.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Now, what would you like to go for on this board, Adrian?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20It's all yours. If you wanted to, you could talk
0:09:20 > 0:09:23through all the answers that are there that are blank.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Yeah, well, I definitely know what number five is
0:09:26 > 0:09:29but I'm not going to go for that one.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31That's cardinal.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34I don't know, I'm not very technically minded with
0:09:34 > 0:09:37the second from the bottom,
0:09:37 > 0:09:40but I don't know if it's something to do with carbolic or something?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42I don't know.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46But I'm going to go for the top one, which is, I think
0:09:46 > 0:09:47and I'm hoping, is carnivore.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Carnivore says Adrian.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 said carnivore.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- Ooh.- 77, a high score there.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- But it's not the highest.- Yeah.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Yeah, big scorers all round in this round.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Adrian, carnivore is absolutely right.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10You were right about cardinal as well.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13And if you had said cardinal, it would have been 62 points,
0:10:13 > 0:10:14so it would have been fewer points.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Now the device in the internal combustion engine...- Carburettor.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20..is a carburettor. Yep. That would've scored 57.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21As I say, all big scorers.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- And the bottom one... - Career.- Career, absolutely.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27And that would have scored you 63, so cardiology
0:10:27 > 0:10:28best answer on the board.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30There we are. Well, hats off to you, Ray.
0:10:30 > 0:10:3238, the best score of the pass putting Ray and Vicki
0:10:32 > 0:10:34at the top of the table. Very well done.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Then travelling up to 50 where we find Haroon and Sara.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Then up to 77, where we find Adrian and Richard. 79, Liam and Andy.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43You're not that far ahead.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Andy, we definitely need a low score from you
0:10:45 > 0:10:47to keep you in the game, best of luck with that.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48We'll come back down the line now.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56OK, let's put seven more descriptions up on the board
0:10:56 > 0:10:59and here they are - all words beginning C-A-R.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I'll read those all one last time.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47There we are. Richard, a warm welcome to Pointless, from Halifax.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49- Thank you.- And what do you do, Richard?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I'm a customer service coordinator,
0:11:51 > 0:11:54so I deal with the Great British public.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55By phone or face-to-face?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- By phone, yeah. The best way. - I think I'd probably say, "Phew,"
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- to that, don't you think?- Yes. - By phone's a bit easier
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- than them coming up and jabbing you. - Yes. Oh, definitely.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Yeah, you don't want that.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07When you put the phone down at the end of the day,
0:12:07 > 0:12:09what's the thing you long to do?
0:12:09 > 0:12:13I like crown green bowling, which I've played for 36 years.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- I'm also quite big into walking. - Hm-hm.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I did collect model cars at one time but I had over 300.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- That's a lot of model cars.- Yeah, so I've slimmed it down to 20 now.- OK.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27That must have been hard, round about the 25 mark...
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Yes.- ..deciding which ones stayed and which ones went.- Yes.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31It got a bit out of hand.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33OK, fair enough.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- You need a big model garage for that, don't you?- Yes.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Now, Richard, you are on 77.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40You're not by any means the highest scorers
0:12:40 > 0:12:42because that's Andy and Liam on 79.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44So, if you could score 1 or less
0:12:44 > 0:12:46you would be sure of a place in the next round.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49I'm going to take a risk
0:12:49 > 0:12:53and go for the orange or red plant pigment found in carrots...
0:12:54 > 0:12:56..and I think it might be carotene.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Carotene?- Yeah.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00OK. Well, here's your red line for fun.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02I mean, it is there just take my word for it,
0:13:02 > 0:13:04it's right at the bottom of the column.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Let's see how far down the column you get with carotene.
0:13:12 > 0:13:1452. APPLAUSE
0:13:14 > 0:13:16That's not a bad score at all in the general scheme of things,
0:13:16 > 0:13:18takes your total up to 129.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Betacarotene also turns into vitamin A when it's ingested.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Do you know, in the Second World War,
0:13:23 > 0:13:27to try and keep the fact that we had radar a secret,
0:13:27 > 0:13:30they put it about that all our pilots were eating carrots,
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- raw carrots.- That's right. They said it can make you see in the dark.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36But, yeah, to hide the fact that we developed that...
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- Well, I say we developed it...- Cos you and I did it, didn't we?- Yeah.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- We were the part of the team that...- Yeah.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Kept that quiet, didn't we? - Well, we did.- Until now.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- It's about time people knew.- I think it's time we blew our own trumpet
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- a bit.- Well, I think so.- Yeah.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51We weren't allowed to do that during the war either, were we?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- No, certainly weren't. - Not allowed to blow your own trumpet
0:13:54 > 0:13:58- just in case it told the enemy where you were.- That's right. Yeah.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Thank you very much, Richard.
0:13:59 > 0:14:04- Now, Sara, you told us last time about your twin daughters.- Yes.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05When you get time off...
0:14:05 > 0:14:08I mean, you get a little bit of time off, I guess when they're sleeping.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Yes, exactly.- What do you like doing? Or rather...
0:14:11 > 0:14:14What I should say is, what are you looking forward to doing?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Looking forward to just kicking back and relaxing really.- OK.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20You can kick back and relax after you've given an answer to this.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23What would you like to go for on the board?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I'm going to go for the second one down
0:14:26 > 0:14:28and I'm going to say caricature.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Caricature.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34OK, here comes your red line.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37You have to get below it with caricature, though. There it is.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Is it right? How many people said caricature?
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Ohh! I'm afraid not the right answer.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50That takes your total up to 150.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Yeah. Sorry, Sara, there's ten letters in caricature, I'm afraid.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Thanks very much indeed. Now then, Andy.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Andy, if you can score 70 or less, you're still in the game,
0:15:01 > 0:15:03which is just fabulous news.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07- Now, we discovered last time that you met at music college.- Yes.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Where was the music college?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10In Guildford, where we live actually, yeah.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Haven't moved far from it.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13And is it one that specialises in the sort of music
0:15:13 > 0:15:16that Red Kites play or not? Is it classical music...
0:15:16 > 0:15:19It's just an academy of contemporary music.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- What did you study when you were there?- I did drums there.- Oh, I see.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24I did two years... No, one year on a diploma,
0:15:24 > 0:15:26one year on a higher diploma,
0:15:26 > 0:15:28started a degree...
0:15:28 > 0:15:31dropped out of the degree first month...
0:15:31 > 0:15:34So, with this contemporary music does that kind of mean
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- rock and pop music? - Rock and pop mainly.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38It's a bit like the Brit Academy, maybe?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- Yes, probably similar to that... - There we are, OK.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43..but not churning out as many successful musicians.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Until now, until now.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- So, listen, you have to score 70 or less.- Yes.
0:15:49 > 0:15:54I have...I think, four on there but I'm just trying to think of the one
0:15:54 > 0:15:57which might score under 70.
0:15:57 > 0:16:02I'm going to go with a travelling funfair or circus as carnival.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Carnival. OK, here's your red line.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08If you get below that with carnival, you're in the next round.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13It's right, well done.
0:16:14 > 0:16:1751. APPLAUSE
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Good score,
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- taking your total up to 130. - Good work, Andy, chose well there.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26The biggest street carnival in Europe is the Notting Hill Carnival.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28It made me think on that last board, it would be a good name for
0:16:28 > 0:16:32a steak restaurant in Notting Hill, the Notting Hill Carnivore.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Why has no-one done that?- Don't you think?- Oh, Richard, quickly!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- It's a good idea, isn't it? - Yeah, it's a good idea.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- I'm going to write it down. - Thanks very much, Richard.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44Vicki, welcome to Pointless, lovely to have you here. What do you do?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I'm also a police officer, just a shorter version.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Did you meet working for the police?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- We did, yeah.- You did. At what stage? While you were training
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- or while you actually...? - No, no, just at a station.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- Right you are. And you're based in the same station?- No.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- No? I suppose you can't really if you're married.- No.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Well, you can be but I don't want to be.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Well, what about that? Poor Ray.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- No offence but, you know, I see him at home.- OK, fair enough.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- No, cos otherwise you'll just take work home with you.- Absolutely.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Aside from policing, what floats your boat, Vicki?
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- I like a spot of bingo, believe it or not.- Mm.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Do you have a particular night when you go to bingo?
0:17:21 > 0:17:26I haven't been for a while but it's usually weekend nights,
0:17:26 > 0:17:27best prizes, you know.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- Very good.- It's quite good fun.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- It's not all about old people.- No.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- And the bits that are about old people are fun too.- Absolutely.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Now, Vicki, you're through. It doesn't matter what you score.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Super.- Even if you score 100 points, you are through.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Now, talk us through that board if you can.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47OK. So, I think the top one is a carousel.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50I think the second one down is a cartoon.
0:17:50 > 0:17:56The next one is a cartwheel and the fifth one is a caravan.
0:17:57 > 0:18:02And the last one... I'm not that sure on it, to be fair.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05So, I think I'm going to go with the third one as cartwheel.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Cartwheel, says Vicki. Cartwheel, no red line, you're already through.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Let's see how many people said cartwheel.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14It's right.
0:18:17 > 0:18:2048. APPLAUSE
0:18:21 > 0:18:23We have 86 as your total. Very well done on podium one.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Two low scores, very well played. That's a case of good cop, good cop.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Very impressive. You knew the best answer of all on that board,
0:18:30 > 0:18:33which is cartoon, which would only have scored you 45.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36I think an awful lot of our 100 did exactly what Sara did,
0:18:36 > 0:18:38which is caricature just fits the clue
0:18:38 > 0:18:40and then you don't concentrate on the letters.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41But 45 for that.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Carousel, actually quite a big scorer up the top.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46It would have scored you 74.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Caravan...
0:18:50 > 0:18:53..that would have scored you 79, it's the biggest answer
0:18:53 > 0:18:58and that bottom one is careless and that would have scored 53.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00There we go. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03So, at the end of our first round, the pair we are sending home
0:19:03 > 0:19:04I'm afraid it's Sara and Haroon.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08Yes, caricature that was... Did you notice just before or...
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Yeah, just before I noticed, yeah, it said seven up there.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14- Too late.- But, Sara and Haroon, it's been great having you on both shows.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17I'm sorry we didn't see more of you this time but brilliant contestants,
0:19:17 > 0:19:20thanks for playing. Sara and Haroon. APPLAUSE
0:19:20 > 0:19:23But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Well done, everyone, you've made it through to the second round.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33This is fun, isn't it, Liam and Andy?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Terrific fun.- Whey-hee! The second round.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Particular credit to Vicki and Ray though, well done,
0:19:38 > 0:19:40lowest individual and lowest joint scores there.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Best of luck to all three of you.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Our category for Round Two this afternoon is...
0:19:47 > 0:19:50English Football. Can you all decide in your pairs
0:19:50 > 0:19:52who's going to go first, who's going to go second.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59OK, let's find out what the question is, here it comes.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name
0:20:02 > 0:20:05as many English Championship teams as they could -
0:20:05 > 0:20:07English Championship teams. Richard.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Yeah, we're looking for any club that's played in the second flight
0:20:10 > 0:20:12of English football - the Championship -
0:20:12 > 0:20:14all the way through from the 2004-2005 season,
0:20:14 > 0:20:18when it was named the Championship, through to 2014-2015.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- Very best of luck. - OK, thanks very much indeed.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22So, any football team that's competed
0:20:22 > 0:20:26in the English Championship League. Vicki.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Oh, dear.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Erm...
0:20:31 > 0:20:36I'm not that great with football but I'm just going to go with a team
0:20:36 > 0:20:38that, I think, is a local team,
0:20:38 > 0:20:41so it's kind of got to be right, hopefully.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43So, I'm going to go with...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47..Birmingham City.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Birmingham City, says Vicki. Birmingham City.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Let's see if it's right, let's see how many people said it.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55It is right.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Look at that, 19.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03APPLAUSE
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Nice low score. Well done, Vicki.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Well played, Vicki. Spent six seasons in the Championship
0:21:10 > 0:21:13up to 2014-2015. Do you ever have to police the matches?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16I do but what I'm more concerned about right now
0:21:16 > 0:21:19is that Ray's a Villa fan and I've just said the rival team.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Never mind.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26- Andy...- Right.- Andy.- Yes.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29The thing is, I always get confused with the league,
0:21:29 > 0:21:33the Championship and Premier and I'm not sure...
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Fwahh! ..which order it is.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38And I don't know which one Birmingham City's in,
0:21:38 > 0:21:41so it doesn't really help so I'm just going to have to
0:21:41 > 0:21:43take a stab at a team.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Let's go with...Sunderland.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Sunderland, says Andy. Sunderland.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people
0:21:53 > 0:21:54said Sunderland.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Good answer.
0:21:58 > 0:22:0019 is what Birmingham City scored.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Sunderland passes 19, stops on 18.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Very well done indeed. APPLAUSE
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Yeah, they've had a couple of seasons in the Championship as well.
0:22:12 > 0:22:17Currently, at time of recording, in The Premiership but who knows?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Thank you, Richard. Now, Richard.
0:22:20 > 0:22:25Well, I'm going to go for a local team that I know have played in it
0:22:25 > 0:22:27and I'm going to say Huddersfield Town.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Huddersfield Town, says Richard. Let's see if that's right.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35It's right.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39Well, 19 is our high score, 18 is our low.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Look at that, you've passed both of them. 4.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43APPLAUSE
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Well played on the far podium there.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Great answer, Richard.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51They were promoted to the Championship in 2012.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Thanks very much. Well, we're halfway through the round,
0:22:54 > 0:22:57let's take a look at those scores. 4 is what Richard's just scored.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59So, Richard and Adrian looking very strong there on that.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Then up to 18, where we find Andy and Liam. Then up one click
0:23:02 > 0:23:04to 19, where we find Vicki and Ray.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07So, Ray, get thinking of a really, really good low-scoring answer
0:23:07 > 0:23:10to keep you in the game, please. We can't be sending you home this soon.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12We'll come back down the line now,
0:23:12 > 0:23:14can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Adrian, remember we are looking for any football team that's competed
0:23:20 > 0:23:23in the English Championship League.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I'm going to have a punt of a local one as well and I'm going...
0:23:26 > 0:23:29I'm hoping I'm right, of course.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32I'm going to go for Leeds United.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Leeds United, says Adrian.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Now, you're on 4 thanks to Richard's lovely low score
0:23:36 > 0:23:40in the first pass. If you can score 14 or less, which looks like that,
0:23:40 > 0:23:41you're through to the head-to-head.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45He's right.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52There we go, 25, not bad at all.
0:23:52 > 0:23:5329 your total.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Yeah, spent a long time in the Championship, Leeds.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Eight seasons, up to time of recording.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05I'm sure they'll be back up again at some point, a big club like that.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Thanks very much, Richard. Now, Liam...
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- Yes.- ..you're on 18. The high-scorers are now Adrian and Richard
0:24:10 > 0:24:13on 29. So, 10 or less gets you through.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Pressure.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19I'm going to go with a team that my uncle supports
0:24:19 > 0:24:23- and say Wolverhampton Wanderers. - Wolverhampton Wanderers, says Liam.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Here is your red line. If you can get below that with Wolverhampton,
0:24:26 > 0:24:28you are through to the next round.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32It's right.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Not bad, 21.
0:24:41 > 0:24:4321 takes your total up to 39.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Yeah, Wolves one of the few teams to have been promoted from it
0:24:46 > 0:24:50and relegated from it in that time period, but back in it both times.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:24:52 > 0:24:58Now then, Ray, you've got a bit more of a target now, it's 19 or less.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03I'm going to go for another local-ish team
0:25:03 > 0:25:04and try Coventry City.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Coventry City. There's your red line.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10If you can get below that red line there, you're in the head-to-head.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12How many people said Coventry City?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22You've done it, very well done indeed.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Oh, it's 2 for Coventry City. APPLAUSE
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Great answer, takes your total up to 21. Lowest score of the round again.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Great answer, Ray, very well played.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Yeah, another side that deserves better luck, I think.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Eight seasons they had in the Championship, then went down.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Now, there is only one pointless answer
0:25:38 > 0:25:41of all the clubs who've ever played in the Championship.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Very well done at home if you said Southend United.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Southend United is a pointless answer.
0:25:46 > 0:25:501 point for Colchester United, Scunthorpe United or Gillingham.
0:25:50 > 0:25:542 points for Peterborough, Crewe, Coventry we just heard and Luton.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57You would have got 3 for Preston North End, Plymouth Argyle.
0:25:57 > 0:25:594 for Huddersfield Town, we heard as well.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Those are very, very good answers because
0:26:01 > 0:26:02there's very few low scorers here.
0:26:02 > 0:26:045 points for Barnsley and Brentford.
0:26:04 > 0:26:076 for Reading, 7 for Yeovil Town, Doncaster Rovers
0:26:07 > 0:26:08and a little team called Fulham.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Hopefully by the time this goes out people will go,
0:26:11 > 0:26:13"You said Fulham were a Championship team.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15"Why, they're top of the Premiership. That's ridiculous,
0:26:15 > 0:26:18"why would you say that?" Top scorers - we've already heard
0:26:18 > 0:26:22a couple of them. Wolves were third. 21 points.
0:26:22 > 0:26:27Then Norwich, 23. And Leeds actually the biggest scorer of all on 25.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31So, at the end of our second round the pair we are sending home,
0:26:31 > 0:26:33I'm so sorry, Liam and Andy, it's you.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Not that high a score, 39.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Only a little bit ahead of Adrian and Richard over there,
0:26:38 > 0:26:40but I'm afraid you are the high-scorers,
0:26:40 > 0:26:41so we have to say goodbye to you.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44- It's been brilliant having you on the show.- Thank you very much.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- Best of luck with Red Kites... BOTH:- Thank you.- Just fantastic.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48- Cheers.- Thanks so much. Liam and Andy.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50APPLAUSE
0:26:52 > 0:26:55But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Well done, Vicki. Well done, Ray. Well done, Richard.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Well done, Adrian. You're now one step closer to the final
0:27:05 > 0:27:07and a chance to play for that jackpot,
0:27:07 > 0:27:09which stands currently at £2,000.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16You know what happens here, it's where we decide who goes through.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Vicki and Ray, you've made it look so effortless -
0:27:22 > 0:27:25low score after low score after low score.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Richard and Adrian, very well done.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30You've seen off our two returning pairs. Very, very strong play
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- and good use of local knowledge in Round Two.- Yes.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36So this all bodes very well. Don't forget, you can chat
0:27:36 > 0:27:38before you give your answers, anything could happen.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Let's play the head-to-head. APPLAUSE
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Here's your first question and it concerns...
0:27:52 > 0:27:54It's a nice one. I'm going to show you five pictures
0:27:54 > 0:27:57of tourist signs from different European cities.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00Can you look at the signs and tell us what cities they are in, please?
0:28:00 > 0:28:01Hm, this is fun.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Let's reveal our five signs. Here they come.
0:28:36 > 0:28:37There we are -
0:28:37 > 0:28:40signs from five cities.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Vicki and Ray, you're our low scorers, so you will go first.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48- WHISPERS: - I know C is Barcelona,
0:28:48 > 0:28:50B is Paris.
0:28:50 > 0:28:51I think we should just go Barcelona.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53Mm-hm.
0:28:53 > 0:28:54We know B and C
0:28:54 > 0:28:56and we think we might know E.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59But we are going to play it
0:28:59 > 0:29:03semi-safe and go with C...Barcelona.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06C, Barcelona. C, Barcelona.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09Richard and Adrian, that board's all yours. Talk us through the signs.
0:29:09 > 0:29:13- What do you think? - Well, B is Paris.- Paris, yeah.
0:29:13 > 0:29:18We think E could be Moscow and D,
0:29:18 > 0:29:20I'm not sure whether it could be Stockholm.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23- I think we've got to play safe and go for B...- With Paris.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25- Go for Paris.- Yeah.- B.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27OK, you're going to go for Paris.
0:29:27 > 0:29:28So, we have Barcelona, we have Paris.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30Vicki and Ray have said that C is Barcelona.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many
0:29:33 > 0:29:34of our 100 people said Barcelona.
0:29:36 > 0:29:37It's right.
0:29:42 > 0:29:44APPLAUSE 34, very well done for Barcelona.
0:29:45 > 0:29:49Now, Richard and Adrian meanwhile have said Paris for B.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51Let's see if that is right, is B Paris?
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Yes, of course it's Paris.
0:29:56 > 0:29:5967 people of our 100 knew that though,
0:29:59 > 0:30:01which means, well done, Vicki and Ray, after one question
0:30:01 > 0:30:04- you are up 1-0.- It might have been wiser not to play it safe there.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Paris...we're on 67.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08Let's take a look at all of them. A...
0:30:09 > 0:30:12- Do you know A?- If I had to guess, I would say Warsaw.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14It's not. That's the Bethlehem Chapel
0:30:14 > 0:30:16and it's the Charles Bridge...
0:30:16 > 0:30:19- Oh, in Prague.- ..in Prague, yeah.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21It would have scored you 14 points.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Now D, let's take a look at that.
0:30:26 > 0:30:27Richard, I think you...
0:30:27 > 0:30:30You can work out it's a Scandinavian city.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32- I think you were going to say... - Stockholm.- ..Stockholm.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35If you'd done that, you would have won the point cos it is Stockholm,
0:30:35 > 0:30:37- it would've scored you 5 points. - We should have done that.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41Kallsortering is a recycling centre, that bit isn't a touristy thing
0:30:41 > 0:30:44but it's got the Nordic Museum, all sorts of things there.
0:30:44 > 0:30:495 points for that and the last one, a big clue there - Acropolis.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52That top one is, of course, Athens.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54That would have scored 47.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56And Koukaki, which everyone knows is delicious.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00Hm, I love a bit of koukaki. Just go to the right there, mmm.
0:31:00 > 0:31:01Lovely.
0:31:01 > 0:31:04Thank you very much indeed. OK. Now, here comes your second question.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07Richard and Adrian get to answer it first but you have to win it
0:31:07 > 0:31:10to stay in the game, so best of luck. It concerns...
0:31:12 > 0:31:13Children's Book Titles, Richard.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16I'm going to give you the initial letters now of some famous
0:31:16 > 0:31:19children's books, you just need to tell us the most obscure please.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22OK, let's reveal our initial letters. And here they come.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37I'll read those all one last time.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51Richard and Adrian will go first.
0:31:51 > 0:31:52I'm struggling on this one.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54- I know the fourth one, The Cat In The Hat.- Yeah.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56That's Dr Seuss, yeah.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59I don't know any of the others though.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02So, I think we should go for number four, yeah.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07I think we'll go for number four - The Cat In The Hat.
0:32:07 > 0:32:10OK, The Cat In The Hat by Dr Seuss, say Richard and Adrian.
0:32:10 > 0:32:11The Cat In The Hat.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14Now, Vicki and Ray, do you want to talk us through that board?
0:32:14 > 0:32:16You can do all your thinking out loud.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18We think we know the first three.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21Top one - The Wind In The Willows,
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Julia Donaldson - Room On The Broom.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25I think the bottom one might be Stig Of The Dump
0:32:25 > 0:32:28but you know when you're not 100% sure?
0:32:28 > 0:32:29So, I don't really know.
0:32:29 > 0:32:33Do we punt it or do we go with Julia Donaldson?
0:32:34 > 0:32:37- I think we punt it. - Do you think?- Yeah.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39- Risk it for a biscuit?- I trust you.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42- Married you, didn't I?- OK.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44Do it.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46- OK, you're going to say Stig Of The Dump.- Yeah.
0:32:46 > 0:32:49OK, so we have The Cat In The Hat and we have Stig Of The Dump.
0:32:49 > 0:32:51Richard and Adrian said The Cat In The Hat.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53Let's see if that's right for Dr Seuss.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56It's right.
0:32:59 > 0:33:0051.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05Vicki and Ray meanwhile have gone for Stig Of The Dump by Clive King.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07Let's see if that's right.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Let's see how many people said Stig Of The Dump.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12It's right.
0:33:14 > 0:33:15That punt paid off.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19Very well done indeed. 9.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24And it means, Vicki and Ray, after only two questions
0:33:24 > 0:33:26you're straight through to the final 2-0, very well done.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29Well played, Vicki. Funnily enough, you knew Room On The Broom.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31Room On The Broom's an even better answer,
0:33:31 > 0:33:33it would have scored you 3 points, the Julia Donaldson book.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35Very well done anyone at home who said that,
0:33:35 > 0:33:37or anyone who's currently reading.
0:33:37 > 0:33:41The Wind In The Willows up the top there.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44That would have scored you 41 and the wonderful Jacqueline Wilson
0:33:44 > 0:33:48with The Story Of Tracy Beaker and that would have scored 15.
0:33:48 > 0:33:49Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:33:49 > 0:33:52So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:33:52 > 0:33:53I'm afraid it's Richard and Adrian.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56But we get to see you again next time, so you'll have another bash
0:33:56 > 0:33:57at the Pointless trophy.
0:33:57 > 0:34:00- In the meantime, thanks very much, Richard and Adrian. BOTH:- Thank you.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02- APPLAUSE - Good luck.
0:34:02 > 0:34:05But for Vicki and Ray, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:34:09 > 0:34:13Very, very well done, Vicki and Ray, you've seen off all the competition
0:34:13 > 0:34:18with consummate ease and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:34:26 > 0:34:29and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,000.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37Well, fantastic.
0:34:37 > 0:34:38You may be serving police officers
0:34:38 > 0:34:41but that was a smash-and-grab raid on Pointless.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44You've just come in like a blur...
0:34:44 > 0:34:46and off you've gone with the trophy, amazing.
0:34:46 > 0:34:492-0 in the head-to-head, there's no arguing with that.
0:34:49 > 0:34:53Fantastic. What would you like to see come up in this last round?
0:34:53 > 0:34:56I think... Well, I'd like something film-related to come up
0:34:56 > 0:34:59because I know he's going to hopefully...
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Oh, you're hoping for something that he can answer?
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Just put it all on to me.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06So, Ray, what would you like Vicki to answer?
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Something about WWE wrestling.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12- That'd be nice. - LAUGHTER
0:35:12 > 0:35:16OK. Well, here are today's choices. Let's see what we've got.
0:35:27 > 0:35:28Definitely not literature.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Definitely not history.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34You're down with your rap, aren't you?
0:35:34 > 0:35:36Yeah, I'm down with the kids.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39I don't know musicals, so...
0:35:40 > 0:35:43- ..we're going to have to go with rap.- Rap superstars.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46- Rap superstars it is. Richard. - Yeah, very best of luck.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49Lots of people at home will be getting pointless answers on this.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51We're looking for any UK top 40 singles
0:35:51 > 0:35:53by any of the following three artists, please.
0:35:53 > 0:35:57So, any Eminem top 40 single or that has him as a featured artist.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Any 50 Cent top 40 single
0:35:59 > 0:36:03or any Kanye West top 40 single, please.
0:36:03 > 0:36:07So, Eminem, 50 Cent and Kanye West top 40 singles
0:36:07 > 0:36:09either as a solo artist or featuring them
0:36:09 > 0:36:11up to February 2015 please.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13Very, very best of luck.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15Well, this is like a dream round, isn't it, for you(?)
0:36:15 > 0:36:17LAUGHTER
0:36:17 > 0:36:20- We are living the dream right now.- Yeah.
0:36:20 > 0:36:21As always, you get up to one minute
0:36:21 > 0:36:23to essentially make up three answers.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25You just have to find one pointless answer
0:36:25 > 0:36:28amongst those three you give us and if you do,
0:36:28 > 0:36:30you will win that jackpot of £2,000.
0:36:30 > 0:36:31- Are you ready? BOTH:- Yes.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35Your time starts now.
0:36:35 > 0:36:40Right. So Kanye West, I have got Through The Wire and Jesus Walks
0:36:40 > 0:36:42and they're the only ones that are coming to me right now.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45- I don't know any.- 50 Cent, not a clue except one that goes,
0:36:45 > 0:36:47- "You'll find me in the club..." - In The Club.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49- Is that what it's called? - I think.- OK, Eminem's...
0:36:49 > 0:36:53- Lose Yourself, is that one?- Yeah, but is that really popular?
0:36:53 > 0:36:56- I don't know.- Hang on, let me just try and think of Kanye ones.
0:36:56 > 0:37:00I don't know whether or not I'm going to think of any more.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03- What collaborations has Eminem done? - I'm thinking like Graduation
0:37:03 > 0:37:06but I think that was the album name and not a single name.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08- There might be a single on there. - Called Graduation?
0:37:08 > 0:37:11It might not be a top 40 single.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13Oh, my goodness gracious.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16I know Through The Wire and I'm sure Jesus Walks was.
0:37:16 > 0:37:20- Let's have them two and... - Shall we have those two and...
0:37:20 > 0:37:23What collaborations did Eminem do with Rihanna?
0:37:24 > 0:37:25Ten seconds left.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29- Oh, my gosh!- Just have that other Kanye one.
0:37:29 > 0:37:30What did you just say?
0:37:30 > 0:37:33- Lose Yourself.- No, no, let's do Lose Yourself.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37OK, that's your time up, let's have your three answers.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40I'm sorry that minute's just never long enough.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42What are you going to give me?
0:37:42 > 0:37:45Right. So, we're going to go with Lose Yourself, that's Eminem.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47Lose Yourself, Eminem.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49And then the other two are going to be Kanye West.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51So, we're going to go with Through The Wire...
0:37:51 > 0:37:53- Through The Wire.- ..and Jesus Walks. - Jesus Walks.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:37:56 > 0:37:58- Jesus Walks.- Jesus Walks goes last.
0:37:58 > 0:37:59Least likely to be pointless?
0:37:59 > 0:38:01- Eminem.- Lose Yourself. - Lose Yourself?
0:38:01 > 0:38:05Let's pop those up on the board in that order then and here they are.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07We've got Lose Yourself, we've got Through The Wire
0:38:07 > 0:38:09and we've got Jesus Walks.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12Well, very, very best of luck, three good answers on the board there.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14It turns out you didn't have to make anything up at all.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17One of those could easily be pointless, maybe more than one.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19What would you do if you won that jackpot, 2,000 quid,
0:38:19 > 0:38:22what would you do with it? Vicki?
0:38:22 > 0:38:27Well, initially, I want to convert the garage to a downstairs toilet.
0:38:27 > 0:38:31- So exciting, I know(!)- That is a glamorous answer, I have to say.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33LAUGHTER
0:38:33 > 0:38:37However, we're hoping to go to Florida next year,
0:38:37 > 0:38:39so it might be spent on Disney tickets instead now. So, who knows?
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Ray, anything you want to add to that?
0:38:41 > 0:38:44- Exactly the same, just taking the family to Disney.- OK, very good.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47- He's told me to change mine, so it's Disney now.- OK, it's Disney now.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Downstairs toilet's out the window.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51- I mean, not literally, that would be wrong.- That would be weird.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54We, in the first case, were looking for Eminem top 40 singles.
0:38:54 > 0:38:57You've gone for Lose Yourself, let's find out if this is pointless.
0:38:57 > 0:39:01If it is it'll win you £2,000. How many people said Lose Yourself?
0:39:04 > 0:39:06It's right.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08If Lose Yourself goes all the way down to 0,
0:39:08 > 0:39:10you are leaving here with £2,000.
0:39:10 > 0:39:13Down it goes, through the teens into single figures,
0:39:13 > 0:39:15still going down.
0:39:15 > 0:39:175. APPLAUSE
0:39:20 > 0:39:23- Now, this is one you thought was quite obvious.- Yeah.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25Five of our 100 people got that.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28That's an excellent score, a brilliant low score there.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31However, we're only interested in pointless answers
0:39:31 > 0:39:33in this last round, so you have two more shots at today's jackpot.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35Your next answer was Through The Wire,
0:39:35 > 0:39:38in fact, your next two answers were Kanye West top 40 singles.
0:39:38 > 0:39:40It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot,
0:39:40 > 0:39:44so for £2,000, let's see how many people said Through The Wire.
0:39:47 > 0:39:48Well, it's right.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51Now, Lose Yourself took us all the way down to 5.
0:39:51 > 0:39:55Through The Wire takes us down through the teens
0:39:55 > 0:39:57into single figures. Down it goes, passes 5,
0:39:57 > 0:39:59down it goes, still going down. 1!
0:39:59 > 0:40:02Oh, my God! 1.
0:40:05 > 0:40:10You were one person away from a £2,000 jackpot there, which means...
0:40:10 > 0:40:13Who is that one person!
0:40:13 > 0:40:14Just over there.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16It was Kim Kardashian.
0:40:16 > 0:40:18LAUGHTER
0:40:19 > 0:40:22OK, you only have one more chance to win today's jackpot.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24Everything is now riding on your third and final answer,
0:40:24 > 0:40:27which is Jesus Walks. Again, we were looking for a Kanye West
0:40:27 > 0:40:30UK top 40 single. If it's pointless, it will win you £2,000.
0:40:30 > 0:40:32How many people said Jesus Walks?
0:40:35 > 0:40:37It's right.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41Well, it's been a fantastic process so far.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44We have gone from 5 down to 1.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46If we can go down to 0 with Jesus Walks we are...
0:40:46 > 0:40:48Oh!
0:40:54 > 0:40:553.
0:40:57 > 0:40:59I tell you what, three fantastic answers there,
0:40:59 > 0:41:01three fantastic low scores.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04- So unlucky, particularly with that 1 there in the middle.- Yeah.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07I'm afraid that you didn't manage to find that all-important
0:41:07 > 0:41:09pointless answer, so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot
0:41:09 > 0:41:12of £2,000. That will roll over on to the next show
0:41:12 > 0:41:15but you can hold your heads up so high, what a performance.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18- We know rap.- You sure do. That was fantastic,
0:41:18 > 0:41:21you did brilliantly all the way through the show.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24It's been a great pleasure having you on and you get to take home
0:41:24 > 0:41:26- a Pointless trophy each, so very, very well done. BOTH:- Thank you.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29APPLAUSE
0:41:31 > 0:41:33Well played, Vicki and Ray, unlucky there.
0:41:33 > 0:41:36Kanye West has become a figure of fun in recent years
0:41:36 > 0:41:39but Through The Wire and Jesus Walks are two sensational tracks,
0:41:39 > 0:41:41absolutely brilliant tracks.
0:41:41 > 0:41:44Let's look at the pointless answers in the different categories.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47Eminem, loads of pointless answers. You could have had Beautiful,
0:41:47 > 0:41:50Business, Crack A Bottle - it's also a pointless answer for 50 Cent -
0:41:50 > 0:41:52Guts Over Fear, I Need A Doctor, Just Lose It,
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Like Toy Soldiers was a pointless answer,
0:41:54 > 0:41:57No Love, Sing For The Moment was a pointless answer, Space Bound,
0:41:57 > 0:41:58Survival, When I'm Gone, You Don't Know,
0:41:58 > 0:42:01all of those pointless. Well done if you said any of those.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03The Rihanna song you were thinking of was Love The Way You Lie,
0:42:03 > 0:42:05which would have scored you 5 points.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07Let's take a look at 50 Cent.
0:42:07 > 0:42:12Buzzin', How We Do with The Game, Just A Lil Bit, My Life for 50 Cent.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14Let's take a look now at Kanye.
0:42:15 > 0:42:18Diamonds From Sierra Leone was a pointless answer, Homecoming,
0:42:18 > 0:42:21Love Lockdown, Otis... Everything apart from Gold Digger,
0:42:21 > 0:42:24Stronger, Jesus Walks, All Fall Down, Four Five Seconds -
0:42:24 > 0:42:27another great track - Through The Wire, Touch The Sky,
0:42:27 > 0:42:30American Boy and ET, everything else by Kanye or featuring Kanye
0:42:30 > 0:42:32was a pointless answer including Run This Town.
0:42:32 > 0:42:33Lots of other good answers there.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36Congratulations if you got any of those at home and Vicki and Ray,
0:42:36 > 0:42:38a pleasure to meet you and very well played today.
0:42:38 > 0:42:39Thanks very much, Richard.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42Unfortunately we have to say goodbye to you, Vicki and Ray,
0:42:42 > 0:42:44but it's been fabulous having you on the show.
0:42:44 > 0:42:48- Thank you so much for playing.- Thank you.- Very, very strong contestants.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51Well, Vicki and Ray didn't win our jackpot today,
0:42:51 > 0:42:53which means it rolls over onto the next show
0:42:53 > 0:42:55when we will be playing for £3,000.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00Join us next time to see if someone can win it.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04..and it's goodbye from me, goodbye.