Episode 2

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0:00:16 > 0:00:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Thanks very much indeed. I'm Alexander Armstrong

0:00:23 > 0:00:25and welcome to Pointless.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28This is the show where all the questions have been asked to 100

0:00:28 > 0:00:30people before the show and all our contestants have to do is come up

0:00:30 > 0:00:32with the answers that no-one else could think of.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Let's meet today's players.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39And couple number one.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43Hi, I'm Katie and this is my dad, John, and we're from Staines.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- Couple number two.- Hi, I'm Alex and this is my girlfriend, Zoe.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49She's from Swansea and I'm from Brighton.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Couple number three. - Hello, my name's Clint,

0:00:51 > 0:00:54this is my son Colm and we're from Reigate in Surrey.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Finally, couple number four.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59My name's Hannah, this is my friend Chris. I'm from Lichfield

0:00:59 > 0:01:00and Chris is from Walsall.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02And these are today's contestants.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05APPLAUSE

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Thanks very much. We'll find out more about each of you

0:01:07 > 0:01:09during the show as it goes along.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Pulling the rug from under our collective certainty with deft but

0:01:15 > 0:01:18beautifully manicured fingers, it's my Pointless friend -

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- it's Richard.- Hi.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Hi, everybody.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Good afternoon. Good afternoon to you.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- And to you.- What a show we had last time.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Barbara and Ann - we've got a couple of pairs who were on that show,

0:01:31 > 0:01:33so they'll tell you - they were fantastic.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Brilliant contestants all the way through, super-smart.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Then in the jackpot round,

0:01:37 > 0:01:39they had to name songs

0:01:39 > 0:01:41and it was songs of bands they didn't really know...

0:01:41 > 0:01:42- No.- ..is the truth.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46And their final answer was Alexander and Richard Sing The Smurfs.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50- By The White Stripes. - By The White Stripes.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Unbelievably, it was not a pointless answer.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Extraordinary, isn't it?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56They were fantastic throughout. Just got tripped up at the end.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58So, good news - the jackpot's slightly higher.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Those two pairs who are coming back -

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Alex and Zoe got knocked out in Round Two, welcome back.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Clint and Colm got knocked out in Round One, quite unfortunately

0:02:05 > 0:02:08I think, last time. Hopefully we'll see an awful lot more of them today.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Thanks very much, Richard. Barbara and Ann didn't win

0:02:11 > 0:02:13the jackpot last time, which means we add another £1,000.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Today's jackpot starts off at £2,000.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17There we are.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28All you have to remember is this -

0:02:28 > 0:02:30the pair with the highest score at the end of each round will be

0:02:30 > 0:02:32eliminated. That's it.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34That's the only rule. No conferring in the first round.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Best of luck to all four pairs.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Our first category this afternoon is...

0:02:41 > 0:02:42FA Cup Football.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many teams in

0:02:58 > 0:03:02the third round of the FA Cup in 2016 as they could.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Teams in the third round of the FA Cup 2016. Richard.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09We're looking for any team who played in the third round proper

0:03:09 > 0:03:12of the FA Cup. Those were the ties played in January 2016.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Any teams in the third round proper of the FA Cup.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Very best of luck.- There we are. Very best of luck indeed.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19John, welcome to the show.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Great to have you here from Staines.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23What keeps you busy in Staines?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Nothing.- That's nice.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- I retired years ago. - What did you do before you retired?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Before I retired, I worked for one of the large utility companies

0:03:32 > 0:03:34in retail sales.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Took early retirement 20 years ago.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- So I've been sort of... - 20 years ago.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41..loafing about for 20 years.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42What kind of loafing?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44I do a bit of gardening for people.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46I keep my hand in, do a bit of gardening.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Play the drums in a couple of bands.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49That would do it. Very good.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Play the drums. Into classic cars. - Good stuff. Now, John, football.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55How up to speed are you?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Something tells me Katie is not completely happy with this.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Of all the things. It's just no, but...

0:04:01 > 0:04:03It'll be fine. It'll be fine.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07- John.- The mighty Watford.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Also sometimes known as Watford.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Let's see what our 100 people make of that.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Watford.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Oh, that's a great answer. Look at that.

0:04:24 > 0:04:2610. Look at that. What a start to the show.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Very well done indeed. 10.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Nice start, John. I assume you're a Watford fan.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35I was just about to tell you who they played in the third round

0:04:35 > 0:04:39and then I realised that was a valid answer as well, so I won't.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Alex, welcome back.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Remind us what you do, Alex.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- I'm a secondary school science teacher.- In Brighton.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Last time, you and Zoe introduced yourselves as from Brighton.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52This time I've noticed you've introduced Zoe as from Swansea.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55What has happened? LAUGHTER

0:04:55 > 0:04:57I was the one that did it last time.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59I made a mistake. I think I panicked.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02OK, OK. Which would you like to be - officially Swansea?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Swansea, definitely. - Swansea, definitely and officially.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Now, Alex, what are you going to go for?

0:05:08 > 0:05:11I've thought of a few but I'm going to go with Reading.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15Reading. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Reading.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Well, 10 is the only score on the board so far.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25You've passed it!

0:05:25 > 0:05:263 for Reading.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32- Very well done indeed. 3. - Well played, Alex.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Watford - 10, Reading - 3.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36That's a game.

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Thanks very much, Richard.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39- Clint, welcome back.- Hello.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- It was Round One last time. - Yes, unfortunately.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Unfortunately, it was. It can sometimes be tough on that

0:05:44 > 0:05:47last podium, sometimes it can be excellent.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Clint, remind us what you do.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51I'm a property developer -

0:05:51 > 0:05:52buy land, build houses.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Oh, that's what they do! Oh, right.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Construction work. - Construction work - that's fun.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03And you see it all through from the purchase of land.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Right the way through, planning, everything, architect, design.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Then you do all the showing around show homes, that sort of thing?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11I don't. But the estate agents do.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Very good, so the buyers will come back to you

0:06:14 > 0:06:17if they ever have any complaints, which I'm sure they don't?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18I've moved by then.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22That's much as I thought.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25You are a property developer. Clint, what would you like to go for?

0:06:25 > 0:06:28I'd like to go for Shrewsbury, please.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Shrewsbury, says Clint.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:06:38 > 0:06:4010 is our high score, 3 is our low.

0:06:42 > 0:06:4413.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Which, coincidentally, is the sum of 10 and 3.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49This is just extraordinary.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Shrewsbury Town, they had quite a famous FA Cup run in that,

0:06:53 > 0:06:55which is why they scored 13.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Thanks very much indeed.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Now then, Chris. Welcome to Pointless.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Good to have you here. What do you do, Chris?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I'm head of media at a football club.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06What about that? LAUGHTER

0:07:06 > 0:07:08What about that?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Are you through to the third round of the FA Cup?

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Yeah, just about. Yeah.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I can ask you about that, I suppose,

0:07:14 > 0:07:16but maybe it's not the answer you want to give,

0:07:16 > 0:07:19- in which case, I'd better not.- If it is the answer he wants to give,

0:07:19 > 0:07:21it suggests that his team is very obscure

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- and he's not doing a good job. - LAUGHTER

0:07:24 > 0:07:27So if he thinks he's good at his job, he can't give it as an answer.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31That's good. That's a catch-22!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34The moment of truth, Chris - what are you going to go for?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Wycombe Wanderers.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Wycombe Wanderers, very close to Reading, of course.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Is that where you work?- No.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46I'm trying to work out if that's good for his job prospects or not.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Let's find out, is it is good for your Pointless prospects?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Wycombe Wanderers - how many of our 100 people said that?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58I think we're going to be heading towards

0:07:58 > 0:08:00the 3-ish end of the spectrum.

0:08:00 > 0:08:033 for Reading. Wycombe Wanderers - 6.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Not bad at all.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Very impressive low-scoring round so far, I have to say.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11I really, really want to know what club you do media on.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14We'll find out at the end and see what they scored.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Thanks. We're halfway through the round -

0:08:15 > 0:08:18let's take a look at those scores. 3, well done, Alex.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19A very good low score.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Then we travel up to 6. Well done, Chris.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Then up to 10, where we find John and Katie.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26And then up to 13. A very tight grouping.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Clint and Colm, you're ahead, not by much.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Just you are ahead, so, Colm... - Pressure's on.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34We're thinking Reading sort of level.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36That is the kind of scoring we want from you.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Best of luck. We're going to come back down the line now.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Please will the second player step up to the podium?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Marvellous. So, Hannah, remember we're looking for any of the 64

0:08:47 > 0:08:51teams that took part in the third round of the FA Cup 2016.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Hannah, what do you do?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55I work for two different charities.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59I'm a charity consultant. So I work for two charities and we use

0:08:59 > 0:09:01cricket, really, as our kind of medium to raise awareness

0:09:01 > 0:09:04about sports issues and health issues as well.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Excellent, and how do you and Chris know each other?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Chris, before he worked at the football club which he works for

0:09:09 > 0:09:12now, used to write for one of the local papers about the club,

0:09:12 > 0:09:14and I'm a massive fan of that club.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17We followed each other on Twitter

0:09:17 > 0:09:19and then we had lots of mutual friends that

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- we knew through school as well. So that's how...- That's nice.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24So, football. I wonder if you're going to go for that club.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28I'm not, I think I'll go for Bristol City.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Bristol City is what you are going to go for.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31There you are.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32OK, Bristol City.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34There is your red line. Low.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37If you get below that, you are through to the next round.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bristol City.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Yes, 3! Another 3!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Taking your total up to 9.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Good job, Hannah.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Well played, Hannah. Nice low-scoring round, this.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Now, Colm, welcome back.- Yes. Hiya.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Remind us what you do, Colm.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04I'm a graphic designer.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07I'm studying graphic design at Southampton Solent at the moment.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Do you do placements at all for companies in your last year?

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Yes, in your third year you look for somewhere, a firm to work for.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Well, it's suggested that you do

0:10:15 > 0:10:17because you really need to get that foot in the door.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Now, what are you going to go for?

0:10:19 > 0:10:22I'm a little bit nervous because it's the last round

0:10:22 > 0:10:24but I'm going to go for Crystal Palace.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Crystal Palace. Crystal Palace. You are on 13,

0:10:27 > 0:10:30you are the high-scorers, so it has to be a low score for you.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Remember, though, there is Katie,

0:10:32 > 0:10:34who doesn't look happy with this round,

0:10:34 > 0:10:37so I'm just putting it out there - don't despair.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Let's see how far down the column we get with Crystal Palace.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Not bad!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Really not bad. 7, look at that!

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Takes your total up to 20.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Just the 7 points. Interesting that Shrewsbury's still

0:10:57 > 0:10:59very much the biggest scorer in this round.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01That's what happens in the FA Cup sometimes -

0:11:01 > 0:11:04the smaller clubs who do well, they're the ones you remember.

0:11:04 > 0:11:05Thank you, Richard.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Now, Zoe, remind us what you do, Zoe from Swansea.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11I'm a pharmacy student at Brighton.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15And what do you get up to when you're not studying?

0:11:15 > 0:11:16I like to bake.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20I like to socialise with friends, obviously with Alex as well.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22And I like to go rock climbing sometimes.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24And football - how are we feeling about football,

0:11:24 > 0:11:26the FA Cup in particular?

0:11:26 > 0:11:29I know some teams but I'm not very strong on it.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31OK, have you got an answer?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34I was thinking maybe Durham.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40OK. Durham, says Zoe. Durham.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Here is your red line. If you can get below this red line with Durham

0:11:44 > 0:11:46you are through to the next round.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Let's see how many of our 100 people said Durham.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I'm sorry, Zoe, an incorrect answer

0:11:55 > 0:11:57and it scores you 100 points. Takes your total

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- to 103 but the round is not yet over.- Sorry, Zoe, not a league team,

0:12:01 > 0:12:05also not a strong non-league team either, Durham.

0:12:05 > 0:12:10Bad luck. Now, Katie, that has eased pressure a little bit.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12A tad! A little bit.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Now, Katie, what do you do?

0:12:15 > 0:12:18I'm an actor/sales assistant.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Actor/sales assistant.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22- What sort of acting do you do? - Theatre is my main...

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Theatre, I see.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27And between acting parts, you assist sales? Whereabouts?

0:12:27 > 0:12:30In a luxury toiletries company.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- The best kind of company. - Where else would you want to work?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Where else?- Katie, what are you going to go for?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38I'm going to go with Liverpool.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41OK, Liverpool. Here is your red line.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Quite high.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Get below that with Liverpool, through you go to Round Two.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47- Oh, yeah... Oh.- What's wrong?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Oh, it might be quite high, mightn't it? Or wrong.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Or wrong. Let's find out.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55How many of our 100 people said Liverpool? Is it right?

0:12:56 > 0:13:00Look at that. Through you go to Round Two.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Oh! There you go. 52.

0:13:06 > 0:13:0862 is your total.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Well done, Katie, the second biggest scorer of all, Liverpool,

0:13:10 > 0:13:13but it's all you had to do, so very well done.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Zoe, tell us the two places you've told us you're from.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19I'm from Swansea.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Which would have scored you 6 points.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23- And where do you study?- Brighton.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Which would have scored you 1 point.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28Chris, what team do you work for?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30West Bromwich Albion.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Would have scored you 15 points, so you avoided them wisely.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35And where do you live?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Walsall.- Pointless answer.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38Pointless answer, Walsall.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Very well done if you said any of these.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Exeter City, who played Liverpool.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Those are all the pointless answers.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Very well done if you said one of those.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Let's take a look at the top three.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10At the end of our first round,

0:14:10 > 0:14:13the pair heading home with their high score of 103, I'm sorry,

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Alex and Zoe. For a moment,

0:14:15 > 0:14:18you were set fair for the head-to-head and beyond,

0:14:18 > 0:14:19but I'm afraid it's Round One this time.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22We have to say goodbye. It's been great having you on.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23Thanks very much for playing, Zoe and Alex.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25APPLAUSE

0:14:28 > 0:14:30But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38So we're now down to three pairs. At the end of this round,

0:14:38 > 0:14:40we'll have to say goodbye to another pair.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Katie, it's fine. It's absolutely fine.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44The mighty Watford carried you through. It's all perfect.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Far podium there, Chris and Hannah, hats off to you.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Lovely low scoring there.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53And Shrewsbury and Crystal Palace, not bad, so there we are.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Our category for Round Two today is...

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Quartets. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:15:03 > 0:15:05who's going to go second.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15OK, and the question concerns...

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Famous Fours, Richard.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24It doesn't add a great deal to Quartet, to be fair!

0:15:24 > 0:15:26It's a nice one, this, so we're going to show you now on each board

0:15:26 > 0:15:28six groups of famous foursomes.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30We've missed one name out of each of those foursomes.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Can you tell us who that is, please?

0:15:32 > 0:15:34The more obscure your answer, the fewer the points.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37There's going to be 12 foursomes in all to have a go at at home.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39We've missed out one from each of these foursomes -

0:15:39 > 0:15:40can you fill them in?

0:15:40 > 0:15:44OK, so we're looking for the missing quarter of these quartets.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47And here is our first list.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21I'm going to read all those again.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42There we are. Katie. Fun.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44- Yeah.- Fun.- This is a good one.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45It is a good one.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Which of those would you like to go for?

0:16:48 > 0:16:52I'm going to go for main characters in Sex And The City

0:16:52 > 0:16:55and I'm going to say Charlotte.

0:16:55 > 0:16:56Charlotte, says Katie.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Let's see how many of our 100 people agree with Katie. Charlotte.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02It's right.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Look at that, 9!

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Not bad at all.

0:17:14 > 0:17:169 for Charlotte.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Nice start, Katie, very good answer. A great series.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22Have you seen the Sex And The City film where they are in the desert?

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- I haven't seen it. - Really stinks the place out.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27- It's a bad film.- It's a great film!

0:17:27 > 0:17:30- What, the one where they're in the desert and all that?- Top quality.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32- I haven't seen it.- It's one of those you have to keep watching

0:17:32 > 0:17:34because you think, "Come on!"

0:17:34 > 0:17:35It's worth watching.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39I'll hunt it down. Clint.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42What would you like to go for?

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Yes, try and get a low score.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48I know quite a few of them.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50I'm going to go for the French Open

0:17:50 > 0:17:53as part of Australian Open, Wimbledon and US.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56OK, the French Open. Let's see if that's right

0:17:56 > 0:17:58and how many of our 100 people said the French Open.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02It's right.

0:18:02 > 0:18:0454.

0:18:06 > 0:18:1054! Being punished by high scores, Clint.

0:18:10 > 0:18:1154 for the French Open.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13But it's absolutely the right answer,

0:18:13 > 0:18:16the only Grand Slam tournament played on clay, the French Open.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Thanks very much, Richard.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Now, Hannah, this board is all yours.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Would you like to talk us through them all and fill in all the blanks?

0:18:23 > 0:18:26I've got an eight-year-old son at home who is screaming the bottom

0:18:26 > 0:18:29answer that me and I cannot for the life of me think what the missing

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Ninja Turtle is.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34I think I'll go for the top one,

0:18:34 > 0:18:37which is The Temple Of Doom,

0:18:37 > 0:18:38Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom, says Hannah.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 people said it.

0:18:51 > 0:18:5323!

0:18:54 > 0:18:5623, not bad!

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Well played, Hannah.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Everything still to play for in the second pass.

0:19:00 > 0:19:01Shall we fill in this board?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03The faces on Mount Rushmore,

0:19:03 > 0:19:06probably the most famous president not on there.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Lincoln.- Abe Lincoln.

0:19:08 > 0:19:09Would have scored 19.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10Do you know this next one?

0:19:10 > 0:19:12I'm thinking clubs.

0:19:12 > 0:19:16It is clubs. It's a fairly big score, 91 points.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Now this last one, it is the most obscure of the Ninja Turtles.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Donatello.- Do you know that one?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Donatello.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25That would have scored 21 points.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28The best answer on the board by a mile, Katie, is Charlotte.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Who'd have thought Sex And The City

0:19:30 > 0:19:32was what would get you through Pointless?

0:19:32 > 0:19:33See, it's not a waste of time.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Not a waste of time. Nothing is a waste of time.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38OK, let's take a look at the scores. Halfway through the round.

0:19:38 > 0:19:409 is the best score of the pass.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Katie and John looking very strong at this point.

0:19:42 > 0:19:43We then travel up to 23 -

0:19:43 > 0:19:46their nearest rivals are Hannah and Chris on the far podium.

0:19:46 > 0:19:47And then up to 54.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Clint and Colm, once again it's a high score.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Colm, you've got to pull it out of the bag this time.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54We need a low, low score.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Best of luck with that. We'll come back down the line now.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:20:02 > 0:20:05OK, let's put six more famous quartets up on the board.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07And here they come.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37I'm going to read those all one last time.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57There we go. Chris, it's over to you.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02I know three or four of those.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Not sure which one will be the lowest.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07I'm going to go with

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Murdock, The A-Team character.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Of course, there you are. 23. Here is your red line.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Get below that with Murdock and through you go to the next round.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17How many people said Murdock?

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Very well done, Chris.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Look at that, 19! Perfect.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32Perfect, perfect! 42 is your total.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Well played, Chris. Howling Mad Murdock.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36I used to love The A-Team.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Famously, no-one ever died in The A-Team.

0:21:38 > 0:21:43- No-one ever gets very hurt in The A-Team.- No.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44A lot of welding.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47A lot of welding. A lot of welding.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Always a sort of tank that comes out.- Yeah, yeah.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55- Good.- Colm, you're on 54. You're still the high-scorers.

0:21:55 > 0:22:01- I was going to go with Murdock and now I'm torn between two.- Ouch.

0:22:01 > 0:22:05I'm going to pick it from the top category and say Ravenclaw.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07OK. Ravenclaw, says Colm.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10You're getting a nod from Hannah behind.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11No red line. You're our high-scorers.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Let's see how many of our 100 people said Ravenclaw.

0:22:16 > 0:22:17It's right.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Still going down, Colm, still going down.

0:22:23 > 0:22:2517. Not bad.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Taking your total up to 71.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30Well played, Colm.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Harry Potter fans will be furious that only scored 17, won't they?

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Would you have got it? - No, I wouldn't have got that.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37But you'd get Hufflepuff and you'd get...

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Those other three are much more well-known.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42I think I'd probably only have got Gryffindor and Slytherin.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46Now, John, you are on 9.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Katie has set you up beautifully.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51This board is all yours - talk us through it.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53I'd love to.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Europa, I've got no idea.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Spring, summer, autumn and winter.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01Strings, percussion, woodwind and brass, sections of an orchestra.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04And Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy at the bottom.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Lowest score, brass.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Brass section of the orchestra.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13It's probably the one to go for. Here is your red line.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16If you can get below that with brass, you're into the head-to-head.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Let's see how many of our 100 people said brass.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Through you go!

0:23:24 > 0:23:2554!

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Not bad at all.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Takes your total up to 63.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Well done, John. Of the three you knew that's the only one that would've

0:23:34 > 0:23:36got you through. So, well done.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39That's thanks to Katie's very low score in the first round.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Do you know Jupiter's moons?

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Do I hell.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45LAUGHTER

0:23:45 > 0:23:46It is Ganymede.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Ganymede is the other one.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50It's the best answer there, 6 points.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Spring, summer, BLANK and winter - what did you think this would score?

0:23:53 > 0:23:57- The answer is autumn.- It is autumn.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59I know, it's like...

0:23:59 > 0:24:01I was going to say August, but no.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04I'll tell you what it scored - it scored 85.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Excuse me just one moment!

0:24:08 > 0:24:10- And the bottom one.- Tinker.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. Of course it is.

0:24:13 > 0:24:1464 points.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17You know that dating site, Uniform Dating?

0:24:17 > 0:24:19I always think they should have an app for that called

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Tinder, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23LAUGHTER

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Thanks, Richard. At the end of our second round,

0:24:25 > 0:24:27the pair who are heading home with their high score of 71,

0:24:27 > 0:24:32it's Colm and Clint. I'm so sorry. You've never seen...

0:24:32 > 0:24:34It's beautiful, the head-to-head.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38It's amazing! Anyway, I'm sorry you didn't get to see it.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40It's been great having you on both shows.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Thank you very much for playing, Colm and Chris, great contestants.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45APPLAUSE

0:24:45 > 0:24:46But, for Chris and Hannah, Katie and John,

0:24:46 > 0:24:48it's time for the head-to-head.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Congratulations, Chris and Hannah, Katie and John,

0:24:55 > 0:24:58you are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for

0:24:58 > 0:25:02our jackpot, which currently stands at £2,000.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08You know the deal. The big thing is you are now allowed to confer,

0:25:08 > 0:25:10which is marvellous. The first player to win two questions

0:25:10 > 0:25:12will be playing for that jackpot.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15You've seen off our two returning pairs, so very well done indeed.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Great low-scoring from each pair, I think this should be pretty close.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Best of luck to you, let's play the head-to-head.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:25:33 > 0:25:37- We are getting well classy, aren't we?- Innit.- Innit.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39We're going to show you five pictures now of people who have been

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Poet Laureate, we are also going to show you their initials.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Can you name the most obscure of these five, please?

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Thank you very much indeed. Let's reveal our five Poets Laureate.

0:25:48 > 0:25:49And here they are.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20There we are. Chris and Hannah, you've been our

0:26:20 > 0:26:23low scorers throughout the show so you will go first.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28INDISTINCT CONFERRING

0:26:32 > 0:26:37OK, So we're going to go fairly safe and go for D,

0:26:37 > 0:26:39and go for John Betjeman.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41John Betjeman you're saying for D, John Betjeman.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45Now, Katie and John, do you want to talk us through all of those poets?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48- I don't know A, do you know A?- No.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51B, Carol Ann Duffy,

0:26:51 > 0:26:55C, William Wordsworth,

0:26:55 > 0:26:58and E, Robert Browning, apparently.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01I'm going to go with B, Carol Ann Duffy.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Carol Ann Duffy you're going to go for.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05So we have John Betjeman and we have Carol Ann Duffy.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Chris and Hannah went for John Betjeman for D,

0:27:07 > 0:27:10let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:27:17 > 0:27:1837.

0:27:20 > 0:27:2137 for John Betjeman.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Katie and John, meanwhile, have gone for Carol Ann Duffy for B.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Let's see if that's right and how many people said that.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33It's right.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38Very well done, wins you the point.

0:27:38 > 0:27:4115, Carol Ann Duffy, which means,

0:27:41 > 0:27:45Katie and John, after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47- Very well done.- Very well played.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49I don't think either team knew A,

0:27:49 > 0:27:53but A is Cecil Day-Lewis. Very famous surname,

0:27:54 > 0:27:5618 points for that.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59C, you are quite right, is William Wordsworth.

0:27:59 > 0:28:00He would have scored you 71 points.

0:28:00 > 0:28:05Now, E, if I tell you E is a pointless answer.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08It was Robert Bridges.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Robert Bridges, very well played if you said that at home.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14OK, thanks very much indeed. Here comes your second question.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17Katie and John, you get to answer it first, but, Chris and Hannah,

0:28:17 > 0:28:20you have to score to stay in the game so very best of luck.

0:28:20 > 0:28:24Our second question is all about...

0:28:26 > 0:28:28Fictional rodents, Richard.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30This is more our speed, isn't it?

0:28:30 > 0:28:33We're going to give you five clues now to famous fictional rodents,

0:28:33 > 0:28:35can you name the most obscure of these?

0:28:35 > 0:28:37There we are. Here come our five clues.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39We have got...

0:29:03 > 0:29:05I'll read all those one last time.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28Katie and John will go first.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30The bottom one is Roland Rat.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33INDISTINCT CONFERRING

0:29:36 > 0:29:37We're going to go for the bottom one

0:29:37 > 0:29:40and we think that's probably Roland Rat.

0:29:40 > 0:29:41Roland Rat.

0:29:41 > 0:29:44Now, Chris and Hannah, it's over to you,

0:29:44 > 0:29:46what are you going to go for?

0:29:46 > 0:29:51The bespectacled hamster who act as an assistant to Danger Mouse,

0:29:51 > 0:29:53- Penfold.- Penfold, say Chris and Hannah.

0:29:53 > 0:29:55So we have Roland Rat and we have Penfold.

0:29:55 > 0:29:57Katie and John said Roland Rat,

0:29:57 > 0:29:59let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:30:04 > 0:30:0566 for Roland Rat.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11Chris and Hannah, meanwhile, have gone for Penfold.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:30:15 > 0:30:16It's right.

0:30:17 > 0:30:18And it wins you the point,

0:30:18 > 0:30:20you're back in the game. Well done.

0:30:20 > 0:30:2239 for Penfold.

0:30:24 > 0:30:27Which means, after two questions, it's 1-1.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29The top two scorers on the board, those two.

0:30:29 > 0:30:32Are you doing any more of your lovely new Danger Mouse?

0:30:32 > 0:30:33- Oh, yes.- That's good.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36- They're coming back for more. - You are very good in it.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38Thank you very much. You're in it as well, of course.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40- Very, very briefly.- It's enough!

0:30:40 > 0:30:43No, I mean... LAUGHTER

0:30:43 > 0:30:48No, I mean it's...it's enough to mean that you are in it,

0:30:48 > 0:30:49is what I mean.

0:30:49 > 0:30:54That sounds awful! That's... HE LAUGHS

0:30:54 > 0:30:57- Goodness me.- Yeah.

0:30:57 > 0:31:01The acorn-obsessed squirrel, his name is Scrat,

0:31:01 > 0:31:05that would have scored 14 points. Well done if you said that.

0:31:05 > 0:31:09The water vole is Ratty, it should be Voley, really.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11It would have scored 36.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13And the other chipmunk is Theodore.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18Theodore would have scored you 30 points.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20There we are, thank you very much indeed.

0:31:20 > 0:31:23It all comes down to a third question, this is the decider.

0:31:23 > 0:31:26Whoever wins this one goes through to the final

0:31:26 > 0:31:27and plays for that £2,000 jackpot.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30Our third question today is all about...

0:31:34 > 0:31:36Things found in the bedroom.

0:31:36 > 0:31:40Somehow, THE bedroom sounds a lot more saucy than A bedroom.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43Things found in a bedroom.

0:31:43 > 0:31:46We are going to show you five anagrams now of things

0:31:46 > 0:31:48you might traditionally find in a bedroom.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50Be very careful with your anagrams.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52You just need to give us the most obscure of these answers, please.

0:31:52 > 0:31:55Whoever does is going through to play for the jackpot,

0:31:55 > 0:31:58- so very best of luck to both teams. - OK, thanks very much indeed.

0:31:58 > 0:32:00Let's find out what our five clues are.

0:32:00 > 0:32:03Here they come. Our five anagrams read thus.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17So, Chris and Hannah will go first.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19- Mattress.- Mattress.

0:32:19 > 0:32:23INDISTINCT CONFERRING

0:32:31 > 0:32:34OK, REHAB DADO.

0:32:34 > 0:32:37And we think that is headboard.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40Headboard, say Chris and Hannah.

0:32:40 > 0:32:42Katie and John.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44Top one, mattress.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47Second one down, duvet.

0:32:47 > 0:32:50- Second to last...- Lamp. - That's the one.

0:32:50 > 0:32:52- And lastly...- Bunk bed.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54Think we're going to go with mattress.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56OK, mattress.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58We have headboard and we have mattress.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Headboard first, Chris and Hannah said,

0:33:00 > 0:33:03let's see how many of our 100 people said headboard.

0:33:05 > 0:33:06It's right.

0:33:12 > 0:33:1312.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22Now then, Katie and John, meanwhile, have gone for a mattress.

0:33:22 > 0:33:25Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:33:33 > 0:33:34Oh, it's going...

0:33:34 > 0:33:3619.

0:33:36 > 0:33:3819 for mattress.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40But very well done, Chris and Hannah.

0:33:40 > 0:33:41You have won 2-1,

0:33:41 > 0:33:44which means you are straight through to the final.

0:33:44 > 0:33:47- Very well done. - Brilliant work from both pairs,

0:33:47 > 0:33:48the best two answers you could have given.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51Nothing you could have done cos 12 is the best score.

0:33:51 > 0:33:52Terrific work from everybody.

0:33:52 > 0:33:55Let's take a look at the scores for the others.

0:33:55 > 0:33:59Duvet would have scored 79.

0:33:59 > 0:34:03Lamp would have scored 89.

0:34:03 > 0:34:05And bunk bed,

0:34:05 > 0:34:08a big scorer, would have scored you 68.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:34:12 > 0:34:14I'm afraid, Katie and John. It's good news,

0:34:14 > 0:34:16it means we get to see you again next time,

0:34:16 > 0:34:20which is great, but you have done a fantastic job the whole way through.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22The mighty Watford, that has now stuck.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25I'm not quite sure why I'm saying that, but we look forward to seeing

0:34:25 > 0:34:27you again next time, Katie and John.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30APPLAUSE

0:34:32 > 0:34:33For Chris and Hannah,

0:34:33 > 0:34:35it is now time for our Pointless final.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Congratulations, Chris and Hannah,

0:34:43 > 0:34:45you have seen off all the competition and you have won

0:34:45 > 0:34:47our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55You now have the chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:34:55 > 0:34:59and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,000.

0:35:02 > 0:35:05But what a great performance. I mean, really strong.

0:35:05 > 0:35:08Lowest scorers in the first round, lowest scorers in the second round.

0:35:08 > 0:35:12You then came from behind in the head-to-head round to win it 2-1

0:35:12 > 0:35:14and here you are, fantastic.

0:35:14 > 0:35:17Fantastic! Anything you'd particularly love to see coming up?

0:35:17 > 0:35:19I know the answer before I ask.

0:35:19 > 0:35:21- Football would be good.- Sport.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23- Politics.- Musical theatre.

0:35:23 > 0:35:25As always, first you have to choose a category

0:35:25 > 0:35:27and there will be four options to choose from.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29Who knows what today's will look like?

0:35:29 > 0:35:32Perhaps something a bit like this.

0:35:39 > 0:35:42- You're very good with cricket, aren't you?- I am, but...

0:35:42 > 0:35:44Test cricket records, that could be...

0:35:44 > 0:35:48I'd rule out the bottom two, unless you know something about Russia.

0:35:48 > 0:35:49No, nothing.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51- Cricket.- Shall we go with that?

0:35:51 > 0:35:53You're going to go for Test cricket records.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55- England Test cricket records. - Right you are.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58Took a very long time to zone in on cricket for someone who

0:35:58 > 0:36:00- works for the cricket charities. - Yeah.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03I don't want to embarrass myself, that's the problem!

0:36:03 > 0:36:06Probably best to go for Russia, you know, rather than...

0:36:06 > 0:36:09Very best of luck. I hope one of these suits you.

0:36:09 > 0:36:12I suspect it will, but we shall see.

0:36:12 > 0:36:13We are looking for...

0:36:15 > 0:36:19Any of the 50 people who have scored the most Test runs for the

0:36:19 > 0:36:21England men's cricket team

0:36:21 > 0:36:23up to the end of January 2016.

0:36:23 > 0:36:26So the 50 highest run scorers for England.

0:36:26 > 0:36:30We are looking for the 50 highest Test wicket takers for the

0:36:30 > 0:36:32England men's team as well.

0:36:32 > 0:36:36Or we are looking for the 50 highest scorers against England,

0:36:36 > 0:36:38the most runs against England.

0:36:38 > 0:36:40So, 50 scorers of the most Test runs,

0:36:40 > 0:36:4350 takers of the most Test wickets

0:36:43 > 0:36:4550 most Test runs against England.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47Hopefully that suits you down to the ground.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49Very, very best of luck.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:36:52 > 0:36:54and all you need to win that jackpot

0:36:54 > 0:36:57is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?

0:36:57 > 0:36:5960 seconds up on the board.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04Test runs against England.

0:37:05 > 0:37:06Brian Lara.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08Don Bradman.

0:37:10 > 0:37:11Michael Clarke maybe.

0:37:11 > 0:37:15Test wickets for England.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17INDISTINCT CONFERRING

0:37:21 > 0:37:23Test wickets for England, obviously Ian Botham.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Matthew Hoggard.

0:37:29 > 0:37:34- Test runs for England would be Kevin...- Pietersen.

0:37:34 > 0:37:36Strauss?

0:37:36 > 0:37:38Andrew Strauss.

0:37:38 > 0:37:41There's all kinds of recent players, I'm trying to think back.

0:37:43 > 0:37:46- Boycott.- Geoffrey Boycott.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48INDISTINCT CONFERRING

0:37:51 > 0:37:52Ten seconds left.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55OK, so I think we go for Test wickets.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58I don't know, what do you want to do?

0:37:58 > 0:38:01I'm with you on this one. You know best about cricket.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04OK, that is your time up. I now need your three answers.

0:38:04 > 0:38:08Which three answers are you going to give me and in which categories?

0:38:08 > 0:38:12Test wickets for England, we're going to say Bob Willey.

0:38:12 > 0:38:13Bob Willey.

0:38:13 > 0:38:17Test runs against England, Don Bradman.

0:38:17 > 0:38:18Don Bradman.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23And Test wickets for England, Matthew Hoggard.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25Matthew Hoggard. Of those three,

0:38:25 > 0:38:28which is your best shot at a pointless answer, do you think?

0:38:28 > 0:38:30Probably Matthew Hoggard.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33Matthew Hoggard goes last. Least likely to be pointless?

0:38:33 > 0:38:35- Don Bradman. - Don Bradman we put first.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38Let's put those answers up on the board in that order then

0:38:38 > 0:38:40and here they are.

0:38:40 > 0:38:41We've got Don Bradman,

0:38:41 > 0:38:44we've got Bob Willey and we've got Matthew Hoggard.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Well, very, very best of luck.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49Now, if one of these answers happens to be pointless and you won that

0:38:49 > 0:38:51jackpot of 2,000 quid, what would you do with that?

0:38:51 > 0:38:53Chris, you go first.

0:38:53 > 0:38:56I'd probably treat my little girl to something nice.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Take her away somewhere, I think.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01I thought you said a take away somewhere and I was thinking,

0:39:01 > 0:39:03"Yeah, that would be nice!"

0:39:03 > 0:39:05She does like takeaways.

0:39:05 > 0:39:07- Maybe treat her to one of those as well.- Very good.

0:39:07 > 0:39:11- Hannah, how about you?- We're just in the process of buying a new house,

0:39:11 > 0:39:14so it would help with some of the moving costs, that would be great.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16Very, very best of luck, three very good answers.

0:39:16 > 0:39:20In the first case, we were looking for Test runs against England

0:39:20 > 0:39:23and you have named Don Bradman. Let's find out if that's right,

0:39:23 > 0:39:27let's see how many of our 100 people came up with Don Bradman.

0:39:27 > 0:39:29This for a jackpot win of £2,000.

0:39:32 > 0:39:33Don Bradman is right,

0:39:33 > 0:39:35all it has to be now is pointless.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37Down it goes through the 60s and the 50s,

0:39:37 > 0:39:38into the 40s,

0:39:38 > 0:39:41down through the 30s and the 20s, into the teens.

0:39:41 > 0:39:44Into single figures, down it goes, still going down.

0:39:44 > 0:39:454.

0:39:46 > 0:39:504 for Don Bradman.

0:39:51 > 0:39:54It's a great answer, first answer as well.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58Two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00Your next answer was Bob Willey.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02In this case, we were looking for

0:40:02 > 0:40:05people who took Test wickets for England.

0:40:05 > 0:40:06If this is right and it's pointless,

0:40:06 > 0:40:08it will win you the jackpot of £2,000.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11How many of our 100 people said Bob Willey?

0:40:16 > 0:40:18Incorrect. An incorrect answer,

0:40:18 > 0:40:21which means everything is now riding on your third and final answer.

0:40:21 > 0:40:24In this case, we were looking for Test wickets for England,

0:40:24 > 0:40:26you've gone for Matthew Hoggard. To win the jackpot,

0:40:26 > 0:40:29obviously it has to be a pointless answer.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32Let's see. For £2,000, how many said Matthew Hoggard?

0:40:36 > 0:40:37It's right.

0:40:37 > 0:40:41Your first answer, Don Bradman, scored 4.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43Your second answer, Bob Willey, was wrong,

0:40:43 > 0:40:46but Matthew Hoggard now taking us into single figures,

0:40:46 > 0:40:48down it goes, still going...

0:40:48 > 0:40:501!

0:40:50 > 0:40:53APPLAUSE

0:40:59 > 0:41:031. I have to say, your two correct answers, wonderful low scores.

0:41:03 > 0:41:07I'm afraid you didn't manage find that Holy Grail,

0:41:07 > 0:41:09the pointless answer.

0:41:09 > 0:41:11I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £2,000.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13That will roll over on to the next show.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15But what a great performance.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17So much to be proud of on the show today.

0:41:17 > 0:41:20You get to take home a Pointless trophy in recognition of that.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22So, very well done. Chris and Hannah!

0:41:22 > 0:41:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:29 > 0:41:32That was very, very close indeed, very unlucky.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34Bob Willey, you're mixing up Bob Willis,

0:41:34 > 0:41:37who would have scored 8 points, and Peter Willey. Different people.

0:41:37 > 0:41:40During your 60 seconds, I know 60 seconds is not very much,

0:41:40 > 0:41:44but you did mention a pointless answer and that was Andrew Strauss,

0:41:44 > 0:41:45who would have won you £2,000.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47There's all sorts of big names on these lists.

0:41:47 > 0:41:51Let's take a look at the Test runs for England.

0:41:51 > 0:41:52There's a few names.

0:41:56 > 0:41:59You could have had Alan Knott, Dennis Amiss, Derek Randall,

0:41:59 > 0:42:02Tom Graveney, Wally Hammond. Some great names on that list.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05Let's take a look at the Test wickets for England.

0:42:10 > 0:42:12Three spinners here.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15Also you could have had Andy Caddick, Ashley Giles, Chris Lewis,

0:42:15 > 0:42:18Chris Old. All sorts of names on that list.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21Neil Foster, Phil DeFreitas. And Test runs against England.

0:42:21 > 0:42:23Big names on all of these lists.

0:42:28 > 0:42:32You could have had Desmond Haynes, Justin Langham, Rahul Dravid.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35All sorts of pointless answers. Very well done if you got one at home.

0:42:35 > 0:42:371 point is an unlucky way to lose

0:42:37 > 0:42:39and you've been terrific throughout as well.

0:42:39 > 0:42:42- Sorry we couldn't give you the money.- I know, thank you.- Thank you.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you,

0:42:44 > 0:42:47Chris and Hannah, but it's been wonderful having you on the show.

0:42:47 > 0:42:49Thank you so much for playing. Chris and Hannah, everyone!

0:42:49 > 0:42:52APPLAUSE

0:42:52 > 0:42:54Very sadly, they didn't win our jackpot today

0:42:54 > 0:42:57which means it rolls over on to the next show

0:42:57 > 0:42:59when we will be playing for £3,000.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03Join us to see if someone can win it.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.